2023_summer

[sinful locust]

role @ company?

made me hehe

[topaz gale]

Anyone got Nordstrom assessment?

[rustic topaz]

hopefully you don't get banned for misogyny jokes

🙏

[jaunty cove]

mosque intern

[rustic topaz]

u be doin that all the time

ishowspeed moment fr

[sinful locust]

its ez you don't need religion for that
unless you mean FAANGMULA/unicorn or hft or smth

[coarse vigil]

jitt tripping indeed

[rustic topaz]

🧢

https://tenor.com/view/cap-cap-check-gif-24989004

[simple salmon]

is databricks final (HR) normally 30 mins? it thought it is normally an hour long

[jaunty cove]

Matana*

[coarse vigil]

dont say that word man

its bad

[sinful locust]

no

[rustic topaz]

💀

[coarse vigil]

Hi

pov no bitches

[rapid swan]

I actually suggested a bunch of features

like a special role for incoming

wtf

which company

[sinful locust]

how yall on discord all day

[rustic topaz]

Bro it's 2022, you can't be sayin misogynistic terms like female dogs

https://tenor.com/view/chuqui-chuquiluki-landfish-nerd-emoji-nerd-gif-22520028

[sinful locust]

L

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-ratio-cancelled-twitter-cringe-gif-23133228

[coarse vigil]

my bad sorry

[topaz gale]

Anyone got NORDSTROM OA?

[sinful locust]

yes

and duolingo 😢

[topaz gale]

Can I dm you?

[sinful locust]

you already did tho lol

[prime lily]

Duo rejected me in a day smh

[sinful locust]

bruh can recruiting hurry up

i don't want to be interviewing during midterms and finals again 🤦‍♂️
im also too impatient to wait months

[hardy patrol]

nordstrom didnt reject me but they were like sorry this process is taking longer than expected but your still being considered

im waiting on too many companies that still have me under review its crazy

[keen phoenix]

Hey is it true LinkedIn doesn’t allow referrals for internships

[sinful locust]

same

3 interviews this week

[hallow scroll]

[sinful locust]

hopefully i can pass 1

i have skill issue

not even return offer

[hardy patrol]

ngl i thought having a prior internship would make this process easier but its like the same difficulty

[sinful locust]

SAME
and im still getting rejects

uber

[hardy patrol]

wtf you got uber and your saying "same"

[crisp berry]

day 2 of Under Review

[hardy patrol]

which company

[crisp berry]

banana

[sinful locust]

i got resume reject for roblox lol

[coarse marten]

It's hiring freeze period so it compensates

[hardy patrol]

roblox is insanely tight so i get it

[sinful locust]

and nuro

and a bunch for fulltime

like they want exp for new grad

[hardy patrol]

perfect time for a hiring freeze

[coarse marten]

Who doesn't?

[sinful locust]

5+ years of fulltime exp for new grad

[weak wadi]

No

Summer only

[coarse marten]

I think yes but not in the US

[sinful locust]

yo why the fuck other ppl getting referrals on blind but not me

[astral dew]

Do u guys add what u worked on during ur internship on LinkedIn? Like under the exp part?

[sinful locust]

do i need to use #company

[weak wadi]

what you want a referral for

[sinful locust]

no i just put the company names

[astral dew]

Hmmm

[crisp berry]

no

some do

or put the team

cant hurt

to put it

[astral dew]

Would u go against it? Like if u see it..?

[crisp berry]

no

why would it hurt

[wooden shard]

Is anyone in Nordstrom process

Is it just hirevue -> final

[astral dew]

Lol idk

Like I have this. Imma just leave it

Can’t be that bad

[crisp berry]

pog

why is cheaper in quotes

[hallow scroll]

bro I had 1:1 with manager but my laptop got stuck in security update :(

and I cant even tell him I cant join since I dont have slack on my phone rip

[astral dew]

Idk 😂 I was just writing stuff lol

[tawny nimbus]

yo

[astral dew]

I’ll probably use more cost-effective

[coarse marten]

Email him

[crisp berry]

Uber is pog

[sinful locust]

my ranking:
nuro
nvidia
google
tiktok
microsoft
tesla
other goes here

[hallow scroll]

I did, no response

[weak wadi]

you want a MSFT referral?

cmere to the soft

[astral dew]

Not a bad list

[coarse marten]

Spam bin

[weak wadi]

It's my last day today so it'll be my last day to handout referrals

[sinful locust]

only to OS security or appsec

[crisp berry]

i never got a link from them after u submitted mine

idk if intern referral does anything

[weak wadi]

they shouldve sent u one

hm

[astral dew]

I’d say:

Google
Net
Uber
TikTok
Meta
Etc

[weak wadi]

let me check to make sure it was submitted properly

[astral dew]

In terms of where I wanna work lol

[hallow scroll]

my list:
Jane Street

[crisp berry]

siliver is the goat

[sinful locust]

Net?

[clever grail]

nutmeg

[sinful locust]

i forgot to add Palo Alto Networks

[astral dew]

Netflix

Netflix LA would be POG

[hallow scroll]

tryna follow in bobs footsteps fr

[coarse marten]

g?

[astral dew]

Ong 😂😂

[sinful locust]

fuck meta uber and netflix lmao

[astral dew]

Yes google would be #1 for me

[coarse marten]

G is catophobic

[astral dew]

In terms of where I wanna work

[sinful locust]

G team matching is ass

[hardy patrol]

dang wish i found out about internships sooner

[astral dew]

I wanna be on the google pixel team

[hallow scroll]

im mad at every faang company im never working in faang

[sinful locust]

so thats why its lower

[astral dew]

What year are u

[sinful locust]

all faangs are evil

[hardy patrol]

junior

[astral dew]

Rip

[coarse marten]

It is unless you are cracked to match on the 1st interview

[astral dew]

Still time tho!

[hardy patrol]

fo sho

only have one internship under my belt

[astral dew]

Wait how does it go? Is it like pure behavioral at that point?

[coarse marten]

Banana

[hardy patrol]

some guy here had like 5 ☠️

[astral dew]

@hallow scroll lmao

[hallow scroll]

average waterloo student

im a waterloo student in disguise

[sinful locust]

how

[slow veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-geese-goosey-canada-goose-gif-25374618

[hardy patrol]

IDK

they were grinding for msft since the womb

[coarse marten]

What matters is where u endup

[hardy patrol]

true....

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[hardy patrol]

ite i gotta get back to grokking

[coarse marten]

GL

Be consistent, reminder

[astral dew]

1 thing I realized is that people outside of tech, really are ignorant on the amount of work it takes to land these big companies

Like to them, we just chill all day

[coarse marten]

Kinda, more like dating tho

No behavior questions

[astral dew]

Elaborate lol

Bog

[coarse marten]

[weak wadi]

lowkey yes tho

[sinful locust]

true
and when you say amazon they ask delivering packages?
when you say uber they said uber driver?

[weak wadi]

work is very lax at tech companies

[hallow scroll]

manager was chill about me having to reschedule, internship already is 100% better then my summer one

[weak wadi]

[astral dew]

Like they don’t understand how hard interviews are. They think just “oh why Apple” type stuff.

[weak wadi]

oh true

[coarse marten]

Cb?

[hallow scroll]

its crazy tho how my companies intern class went from 200 people in the summer to 20 people for fall lol

yeah

[coarse marten]

Same for me

G is so much better

[astral dew]

And like they think tech is just Microsoft relaxed all day. Like nah bro this stuff hard asf 😭

[sinful locust]

only waterloo does fall tbh

[astral dew]

If u suck, u get cut

[hallow scroll]

we will have a good time this internship

[static spindle]

am I tripping or does SIG do 2 OAs?

[weak wadi]

tbh i work at Microsoft so it is Microsoft relaxed all day

[static spindle]

i swear i took one before they sent me a codesignal

[hallow scroll]

was it because of hiring stuff or is twitter fall normally that small

[sinful locust]

took an edible?

[hallow scroll]

for cb they wanted 100 people this cohort but we all know what happened with cb

fair

[coarse marten]

I hope to bag a return offer

[weak wadi]

giving out referrals for the next 5 hours btw until I have to turn in my laptop

[hallow scroll]

gl

[weak wadi]

gl Bog

[sinful locust]

what company?

[weak wadi]

I bagged mine

[hallow scroll]

if I land figma winter I want figma return offer

[weak wadi]

MSFT

[hallow scroll]

never

[slow veldt]

can you refer post application for msft 😮

[coarse marten]

Yeah, hope to not get screwed by hiring freeze

[weak wadi]

yes technically

although i'm not sure if it works or not

[static spindle]

yeah B)

turns out im a dumbass

and never actually took the OA for sig

despite receiving it 20 days ago

[coarse marten]

My team has a pretty bad wlb compare to other teams I would say

[zealous trail]

wlb is overrated

[coarse marten]

I start at 9:30, leave at 7:00

I eat 3 meals tho

Breakfast, lunch, dinner + multiple snacks

[clever grail]

fazebook

[zealous trail]

dont jinx it

that looks p good. sriracha sauce?

🤢

[hearty river]

🤢

[coarse marten]

How many fb restaurants are there in your office Mr Juda?

[hallow scroll]

bruh

sriracha/any hotsauce > ketchup on everything

[coarse marten]

G has 22 restaurants in Zurich

I believe 5-6 close to my building

My building is close to 6 other buildings

Each building has its own restaurant

Do you also have bars and cafes?

[weak wadi]

ive had microsoft offer expedited with another

[zealous trail]

same

[crisp berry]

bro linkedin recruiter keeps clicking on my profile

should i connect with her

[coarse vigil]

Tap in

[astral dew]

Yes

[clever grail]

diminishing returns at some point

[golden root]

Ofc quantity and quality matters, the Netflix new grad app had 3000 applicants in 1 week when last time I checked there were only 65000 CS grads every year.. so u def gotta be as competitive as possible

[versed kestrel]

Holy shit

How tf did you get through the screening?

Ahh makes sense

Life is unfair

[acoustic palm]

i think citsec might be better if u wanna do quant in general

cause 2s has bad returns

and citsec prints

yea idk if citsec nego for swe, ik a trader intern who nego'ed a 35k signing fwiw

[sinful locust]

just take citsec

[acoustic palm]

imc is a good competing to have for cit

[sinful locust]

the only downside I see with citsec is the fact that they give way fewer return offers

2s is pretty much guaranteed return

stop

but citsec is probably better to go to as a fulltimer imo

[acoustic palm]

eh

[sinful locust]

at least to start your career

and then maybe later switch to 2s once you get enough money since 2s wlb >>

[acoustic palm]

2s turnover is prolly much lower

[sinful locust]

wdym turnover

[zealous trail]

They do

[spice jetty]

didnt someone share here a while ago that there was an intern working 11-5 regularly at two sigma

[sinful locust]

there definitely are

[spice jetty]

like wlb is ridiculous

[sinful locust]

I was working like 10-5 with a 1 hour lunch

[zealous trail]

I mean intern wlb is different

[slow quarry]

@inner kernel how long after final did u get duo offer? I think I did well assuming bar isn’t like akuna

[sinful locust]

its very nice

full time wlb seems pretty equal tbh

I saw full timers walking in at 2pm

[zealous trail]

I worked like 9-11 at Akuna and then played ping pong

[spice jetty]

given that a return offer is likely it seems like a good move

[slow quarry]

8-6

[spice jetty]

citsec’s wlb is known to be significantly worse

[zealous trail]

Harassing former citsec interns

[sinful locust]

citsec wlb isnt that bad tho

relative to the pay

[spice jetty]

like probably even worse than that

[sinful locust]

I heard its like 9 a day

[spice jetty]

if twosig is just as competitive

[sinful locust]

which is prob what you'd expect

[spice jetty]

might as well

[sinful locust]

competitive in what sense?

like the pay?

2s pays minimum wage

[static spindle]

flippin burgers at 2s 😔

[sinful locust]

nah flipping burgers is way harder than swe work

[static spindle]

id do it for the resume

[static spindle]

fr fr

[sinful locust]

the cappucino machine maintenance workers probably work harder than the swes

[acoustic palm]

js hrt seem p good for swe

[sinful locust]

they are

but hard to get into

[zealous trail]

hot take

[hearty river]

hot take

[slow quarry]

Bro two sig will tag team ur ass with LC hard

[zealous trail]

ive still never gotten asked an LC hard

I'm literally trolling i guess

[sinful locust]

I got it on cit and hrt oas

never in an interview

[zealous trail]

oh yeah ive gotten hards on OAs

those dont count tho

[hallow scroll]

msft only company to give me a hard

[acoustic palm]

headlands also might be worth checking out for ft

[zealous trail]

@acoustic palm did u learn how to solve buy and sell stock

[sinful locust]

aquatic is good for full time

[zealous trail]

bro that was the hardest set of interviews ive ever done

by far

[soft mist]

@acoustic palm what happened to speedrunning faang offers

[acoustic palm]

yea i can do most lc now

[hallow scroll]

isn't it like 10 interviews

Ik someone that went in the process for them

[zealous trail]

are u a dev now

[acoustic palm]

i have to interview for normal jobs now

[hallow scroll]

sounds rough

[slow quarry]

OMC man

[sinful locust]

thats what jane street asks their traders in interview

[acoustic palm]

no qr

[sinful locust]

if you can answer it you get the offer

[acoustic palm]

no im looking at other places

[sinful locust]

IMC

DRW

[hallow scroll]

bros just farming trading firm offers

[soft mist]

dont like trading?

[sinful locust]

go to renaissance technologies

theyre pretty easy

[acoustic palm]

im also doing trading

[zealous trail]

go to optiver

[sinful locust]

go to palantir

[white urchin]

Arrowstreet intern pay is fat

[slow quarry]

Did u reject it outright?

[acoustic palm]

i did their final yday

im like 75 bid for offer

[north portal]

25k is insane

[slow quarry]

Wait bruh u disguised urself

[sinful locust]

@simple garden

[slow quarry]

Didn’t realize mf was woah the entire time

[zealous trail]

im dming u bb

[white urchin]

Just accept it

1 data point is enough to identify a trend

[north portal]

i mean considering how every quant firm tries to provide all the stops, i would assume its top tier regardless

[slow quarry]

@inner kernel what'd u use for poop prep

[north portal]

damn congrats tho

[white urchin]

His parents taught him when he was a child

[past comet]

where is my linkedin oa

[white urchin]

@inner kernel how many lc you st

Bruh you ain't got shit on the vlad guy

Man grinded all problems in 1 year

Jk, he's been grinding way longer

[north portal]

oh fair

[white urchin]

Mad man

Just imagine that guy interviewing

[north portal]

is two sigma on par with HRT, Janestreet and optiver?

or is it like a tier below

[white urchin]

Every problem interviewer gives him, already seen

[slow quarry]

Two sigma how about u get two showers

[white urchin]

Below

Optiver also below

[north portal]

oh ok

so HRT and JS are basically the best

and then like citadel akuna optiver and all?

[sinful locust]

even for trading?

[white urchin]

Citadel is also good in terms of pay

But for wlb, ask @soft mist

[white urchin]

I only know for swe

[zealous trail]

plat is too cynical

[wide socket]

yo guys

[acoustic palm]

cit > optiver >>>>> akuna for swe probably

[white urchin]

He worked there, so I would trust his opinion

[sinful locust]

optiver intern swe is fat

i remember going to resume workshops at my college and asking for reviews online and thinking what projects to do
all that work and none of it mattered
now i just increase big N names and remove everything else

[wide socket]

do you guys put present on your resume of your univ

[sinful locust]

[white urchin]

Besides, no one says Citadel is known for wlb

[zealous trail]

id rather be a dev at akuna than optiver having talked to pocces lol

[wide socket]

or the expected graduation date?

[north portal]

expected for me

[zealous trail]

but comp is mid

[acoustic palm]

fair i dont have much info i just know optiver swe get marbles

[clever grail]

woah!

[soft mist]

if youre cit hedge fund id rather just go to microsoft

[north portal]

all my knowledge of plats comes from levels, so i just assume higher pay is better

but then akuna gets shit on

so i got confused

[white urchin]

Exaggeration or for real?

[clever grail]

why

[sinful locust]

@zealous trail i left before i got to know - where did you end up last summer?

[north portal]

better work life balance, or is the pay just that low?

[zealous trail]

ur mums house

[sinful locust]

2s doesnt have trading for intenrs

as far as I know

I think its just swe and qr that I saw

[acoustic palm]

qr 2s is p good

[sinful locust]

[zealous trail]

skill issue

[sinful locust]

cit pays similar to citsec I think

its not a huge difference

[acoustic palm]

assuming linear scaling for hourly i highly doubt it

[zealous trail]

its identical? lol

[sinful locust]

microsoft pays nothing

is it?

[zealous trail]

yes it is

its the same offer

[sinful locust]

I thought cit was slightly less

oh well thats even dumber

[zealous trail]

i mean maybe if ur return intern

[sinful locust]

people here love talking about shit with 0 information

[white urchin]

You don't get wfh for quant right?

[acoustic palm]

you do

[zealous trail]

for a dev? some do

[acoustic palm]

my tower team is like 90% wfh for the qr

[zealous trail]

akuna's office is empty, barely any devs

[white urchin]

Is tower pay bad

[acoustic palm]

idk swe

tower qr is hrt tier prolly

[sinful locust]

was talking about optiver

lol

yes

@zealous trail whats your linkedin

[acoustic palm]

cit trader is better than optiver

[sinful locust]

maybe

[north portal]

how is capstone advisors?

i applied but i did very mid on the OA, so idk if ill hear back but im praying i do

[acoustic palm]

yea def person dependent

[rustic topaz]

bro Im sleepy asf Ima bomb this interview 💀

[north portal]

power nap

[rustic topaz]

it's in an hour

[north portal]

exactly

30 min power nap

[rustic topaz]

trying to study

[north portal]

oh fair

drink a redbull idk

[sinful locust]

You were replying to something that was comparing optiver with 2s

[coarse vigil]

Elon’s tweets

[wide socket]

Yo

is it bad if I make another email to start applying again

for this year

My shits flooded from last year and I kinda subscribed to some things that are spamming me

true

I used to wear GAP t-shirts

not anymore

[sinful locust]

should i apply to uber?

[safe minnow]

Is it the same for everyone?

[sinful locust]

my manager told me to apply again after no return 😭

[soft basin]

if ur manager says to go ahead

[sinful locust]

she might be saying that just to be nice
what if im blacklisted

[astral dew]

I was curious on how that would work. Do ur process get expedited a little??

[safe minnow]

Oh I thought you took it because you said it was hard 🤔

[soft basin]

apply anyways

[sinful locust]

i should've referred myself lol

i don't want to work at uber but i'll apply bc i want to know if im ghosted lol

idk

not for me at least
i've never done a codesignal

[soft basin]

idt cyber uses codesignal tho

[sinful locust]

bruh when i try to apply it tells me to login to my work email

[sinful locust]

cyber is very broad and completely different even within the same company

[astral dew]

I’m just curious like. If they don’t think someone good enough for return… what would be diff when someone apply again?

[sinful locust]

idk lol

she did say apply to role i wanted bc she knows i didnt want to be swe intern

[wide socket]

wait guys is it bad if I make another email to apply to this years internships?

my other email is getting flooded

[astral dew]

Gotcha

[wide socket]

I don't want them thinking im trying to hide my other attempts or smth

[sinful locust]

yes you'll go to jail

[wide socket]

lol

[astral dew]

Delete old emails lol

[wide socket]

naw its that I didn't get amazon OA last year and applying with a new email seems sus

idk if its fine or not

[eager ether]

has anybody gotten an Amazon OA yet? I applied like a month ago and my application still says "under consideration" or whatever

[sinful locust]

bruh i applied to google with like 3 emails
it doesn't matter

[wide socket]

aight bet

thx

[echo marsh]

What companies would yall take over Amazon for summer internship?

[soft basin]

linkedin, meta, lyft

[wide socket]

my friend got amazon offer already

it took him 3 weeks

to get the OA

[north portal]

stripe, lyft, linkedIn, google, apple, any quant firm

[soft basin]

i have amazon offer too

[wide socket]

sheeee

[astral dew]

Netflix, google, LinkedIn, FB, Uber, big name hedge funds lol

Amazon still great tho

[echo marsh]

Nothing else tho?

[hallow scroll]

nah slack is pretty up there

i mean

amazon

lol my brain

[teal plover]

dude I rejected slack

[hallow scroll]

id take slack over amazon though

[bold barn]

if i accidentally applied to a winter instead of summer internship i can ask the recruiter to puch me over right?

[sinful locust]

albertsons

[hallow scroll]

smh did you go with amazon?

[soft basin]

chick fil a or bust

[echo marsh]

Hmmm I see just trying to see what my options are! My offer expires Oct 1 but I also interned this summer so thinking about what companies to apply to for a new experience

[teal plover]

yes😭

I loved my team

[hallow scroll]

was it worth

I have to make that choice

[north portal]

i got amazon oa after like 2-3 weeks from application submission

[sinful locust]

any place with free food is better than amazon tbh

[hallow scroll]

im leaning towards slack since theyre giving me the chance to branch into infra

[sinful locust]

manager made me pay for my own shwarma for lunch lol

[teal plover]

yes I'd say since amazon increased the full time salaries too. it's 210k now in bay area for ft

[hallow scroll]

yes

[hallow scroll]

yeah true

[bold barn]

you already got slack? theyre not even open

[hallow scroll]

summit offer

[wide socket]

well im applyi ng now

wish me luc

[north portal]

The thing is right now, i only have fidelity, so I need a big name company in order to actually get past resume screening for more selective firms

[teal plover]

and also aws pays more in bay

[north portal]

best of luck

[bold barn]

bruh i shoulda gotten on that

[wide socket]

thx

[teal plover]

unironically my team had great wlb

[hallow scroll]

yeah it was legit free offer

only 1 interview 30 min behavioral

[north portal]

wait how did u get that

[hallow scroll]

applied via their summit program

[teal plover]

the summit was very fun. that's what was holding me back from deciding. had a nice time

[hallow scroll]

oh wait you were there? lol

so you chose to return to amazon instead of going with slack?

[teal plover]

yes

[teal plover]

yes

[hallow scroll]

valid

[sinful locust]

bruh amzn return overrated

[teal plover]

why tho

[hallow scroll]

210 bay area pretty good tho

[teal plover]

I want that nice FT salary

[soft basin]

amz return full time makes everything easy

[wide socket]

Anyone got a amazon ref here

[sinful locust]

slack has nice too

[hallow scroll]

I dont plan on returning to either im just tryna shop around

[wide socket]

might just go with one

lmao

[hallow scroll]

u so right

[teal plover]

that's a very good decision actl. I wouldve done the same but I'm not a citizen

[tardy ridge]

Is LinkedIn sending OAs?

[sinful locust]

They were saying "optiver is below hrt, janestreet"

[tardy ridge]

I didn’t get one yet for summer

Or winter

Or fall

💀

Tfw you get ghosted thrice from the same company

[sinful locust]

stop

[hallow scroll]

ah yeah makes sense, regardless cant go wrong with amazon

[teal plover]

have fun at Salesforce dude

[wide socket]

whose at amazon rn?

lol

[teal plover]

nice ass building too

[wide socket]

[teal plover]

[hallow scroll]

ty ty 😩

fr

[astral dew]

Wait juster who do u have? 😭 can’t even keep up with all ur offers and exp lmao

[hallow scroll]

wym like what offers do i have so far?

[astral dew]

Lol ye

[hallow scroll]

I only have slack and amazon for summer

[astral dew]

Ahhh

[thick bane]

only

[hallow scroll]

im interviewing for a lot of places but no offers yet

loll

[astral dew]

Aye can’t hate the player 🤷🏽‍♂️

Good shit

[thick bane]

pass one this way king

[hallow scroll]

jane street or bust

[hallow scroll]

I gotchu

[thick bane]

could i dm abt a amazon thing

[astral dew]

Who ever give me first offer I accept and then I’m done

[hallow scroll]

sure

[hallow scroll]

valid

[soft basin]

they just like me frfr

[limpid crater]

Can y’all give me # of leetcode to do a day

[sinful locust]

@astral dew

[slow veldt]

46

[sinful locust]

0

[wide socket]

fr

yo anyone amazon here

that can refer me

[sinful locust]

No

[wide socket]

f

[pseudo shoal]

@rustic topaz

[wide socket]

yoo GokuGate

hmu bro

[sinful locust]

@latent mango

[wide socket]

Just need dis OA so I can do it lol

[spark hearth]

rengoku

[wide socket]

ong

[tawny nimbus]

for the codesignal trick how do i do it if i already have a codesignal account

how do i unassign an email to my primary acc

[hardy patrol]

gl on citidel @sinful locust

how many internships have you had by now

[spark hearth]

gl on citadel @sinful locust

how many internships have you had by now

[jagged mural]

citadel on gl @sinful locust

now by had you have internships many how?

[astral dew]

@soft mist @floral mantle u guys know the team u matched with??!

[hardy patrol]

im going to suplex you both into the pavement

[sinful locust]

can the meme involve something other than pinging me

[spark hearth]

Where's yahkuna go

[modern oriole]

Anyone know when applicants start getting waitlisted for amazon

[coarse vigil]

Died, killed in his final for AMZ

[soft mist]

Yea

Recruiter said

[warped nest]

OOGA BOOGA

[soft mist]

Before interview there’s a team preference form

[sinful locust]

anyone have a competing offer template

[astral dew]

That’s actually nice asf

U don’t even know all the pain u just skipped lmao

[hallow scroll]

would u take uber or bloomberg

[soft mist]

Bbg

[tawdry frigate]

i got banned for doing this

this doesnt work

no

[late terrace]

well maybe cuz he just said he got banned

[tawdry frigate]

they deleted all my codesignals on my main

[spark hearth]

bruh just get 840+ the first try

[spark hearth]

he did it too many times

[safe minnow]

How many times did you do it

[tawdry frigate]

THERES A WHILE LOOP

[clever grail]

i think they just deleted all accounts matching name and face

[spark hearth]

I'm emailing codesignal about this loophole

hopefully it gets patched

[tawdry frigate]

yea thats what i did

[late terrace]

codesignal patch notes 12.2

[tawdry frigate]

so i would take code signal

if i did bad i would delete the account

i ended up doing it 4 times before i got 823

then i was gunning for 840+

took 6 more times

over course of week

i have a verryyy unique name

maybe thats why

[clever grail]

salad is unique

[tawdry frigate]

sus

im suing u for damages

who did

ill sue them

@coarse marten HELLO

IM SUING U

[coarse marten]

total count?

[coarse marten]

:waz:

[coarse marten]

Do questions 1,2,4, don't even open Q3 for 800+

it shows you are a newbie

[tawdry frigate]

none

but i only asked to verify 2

out of 11 accounts

deleted 9 out of 11 accounts

[zealous trail]

this is what I do

[coarse marten]

It should instead be: ```

• Do questions 1,2,4
• See if you can solve Q3:
  if you can: congrats
  if not and you need to return a boolean:
  just write return true

[tawdry frigate]

nah

yup

think so

i think i might have

[dusk kayak]

edge case: what if i don't need a boolean

😞

[tawdry frigate]

this my main account

all previous test results are gone

cant even use em

[coarse marten]

no , why would I invest time now

[tawdry frigate]

idk if theyll verify

[spark hearth]

stop flexing

[tawdry frigate]

lets see

[limpid crater]

Where is app for circle?

[tawdry frigate]

no i hope everyone also gets banned

[coarse marten]

11 accounts to get a 840+

[tawdry frigate]

i had really bad rng 😭

bruh

[coarse marten]

I agree codesignal is rng, but 11 is

such a disgrace

and you got msft and ddog

[uneven sand]

i got a few 840+ in a row

[coarse marten]

you are too good mr vexor

[uneven sand]

no im bad

which means that 840+ is trivial

[spark hearth]

I got 840+ 4 times in a row

[tawdry frigate]

bruh who has that time

[coarse marten]

what else did you get? (in terms of offers )

[spark hearth]

which means 840+ is trivial

[coarse marten]

ye

nice

[stone echo]

How long did Amazon take to get back

After OA

To schedule ur final

I’m waiting like a fooo

[vestal elm]

does roblox let you move internship to fall/spring?

[coarse marten]

Did it become easier?

I stopped doing codesignals for 3 months

Compare to 2021?

[spark hearth]

or just do 3 and get 840+

[clever grail]

it was easy and med for me last year

[uneven sand]

IBM

[spark hearth]

3 is easy just that people don't want to code

[uneven sand]

IBM

IBM

why would you want to work at IBM

[coarse marten]

, did you really waste time doing a random codesignal?

[spark hearth]

ibm is most prestigious

[tawdry frigate]

oh yea that was easy

[uneven sand]

just work at Google for same wlb and more pay

[spark hearth]

source: prestigehunt

[tawdry frigate]

yea cancelled

[tawny nimbus]

yo how do i unlink an email to a codesignal

[stone echo]

It’s been 1 week a 1 day

💩

[jagged mural]

u guys think block pays for every codesignal we use thru that link

[tawny nimbus]

i'm trying to do the codesignal thing but i can't link my email to it cause i already have an account under that email

[tawdry frigate]

i accepeted msft by then

[jagged mural]

i wonder how much we robbed from them

[tawdry frigate]

u have to delete ur main acct

[tawny nimbus]

wait fr

[jagged mural]

i use the new block link

[tawdry frigate]

think so? @coarse marten

[tawny nimbus]

what happens to the invitation tho

[tawdry frigate]

never

"if we go down then we go down together"

[coarse marten]

so cracked

[tawdry frigate]

i dont even need a job i was really just testing if i could get an 840 💀

[coarse marten]

did u bag js and cit?

W

it means offer

gj

what 1/3?

rentech

mr ducc, mr ducc

chess?

[shrewd cosmos]

Guys I overheard from other cs students that the google application closed. Wtf is that true? I though they open mid september

[coarse marten]

interning?

G?

gonna message u

Did you receive your laptop?

[muted summit]

might be for new grad that you overheard

[coarse marten]

chromebook

[muted summit]

n3 where you thinking of going to

[shrewd cosmos]

@muted summit ahh maybe

[coarse marten]

no u

5 mins for a codesignal

[muted summit]

nice

[soft basin]

big flex

[coarse marten]

G when?

Ik

[sinful locust]

????? ?????/\

[zealous trail]

ye ik haha

just fucking with u

[coarse marten]

mr yahkub, stop being jealous

We know you are simping citsec too much now

[zealous trail]

no whats funny is they respond to me

but not n3

[coarse marten]

n3 did interviews with cit

or I am trolling

[zealous trail]

@sinful locust when was ur last flr

and im still ahead of u

🤔

thats the akuna diff tbh

[coarse marten]

hrt, such a low tier place

[zealous trail]

yeh

[stone echo]

Do I accept chick fil a

If I get offer

🐥

[rustic topaz]

@sinful locust @sinful locust I hit the rng gods

https://tenor.com/view/lord-jesus-christ-sacred-heart-savior-gif-13610800

Well

I’ll have to find out in my portal

🤔

[soft basin]

if goku gets offer anybody can

jkjk

[rustic topaz]

💀

I’ll probably fail

[soft basin]

when was ur final?

or is

ig

[rustic topaz]

10 minutes ago

[soft basin]

u finished 10 mins ago?

[rustic topaz]

Yeah

[soft basin]

ooh alr alr hope u get offer

🙏

[rustic topaz]

Guess what she said

“I hope to see you at amazon”

[soft basin]

what kinda lc question?

[hallow scroll]

That means rejected btw

Jk good stuff goku

[rustic topaz]

Are you surround

Serious

[hallow scroll]

Incoming amazon

[soft basin]

bruv chill out

[hallow scroll]

My b my b

I do a lil trolling

[soft basin]

naw i was talkin to goku lolz

gokuai dropped

[sinful locust]

damn

[soft basin]

pending block

[sinful locust]

goku fr did it

[rustic topaz]

Im your mom

[sinful locust]

proud of him

[soft basin]

goku actually inherited sushi's ml model

[rustic topaz]

Fuk sushi

I hate that treesh

[clever grail]

is that a slur

[soft basin]

sushi is so good wtf are u on?

[sinful locust]

yo where is google reneger

after man got exposed

[soft basin]

banned

broke the server rule lol

and doxxed interviewer which is huge nono

[uneven sand]

doxxed interviewer and shared interview problem

got his money's worth

[clever grail]

got his prime subs

[spark hearth]

is he gonna stream again?

[soft basin]

he better not lmfao

what a dumbass

[spark hearth]

I will sub

[wide socket]

Lmfao

[safe minnow]

Is LinkedIn > Microsoft

Or the other way around

[uneven sand]

linkedin > msft in basically everything imo

[sinful locust]

literally On my way! to sushi

sushi then tree DFS

then sleep then wake up then more tree dfs then review trees then sleep then start graphs

its lit

[tough ledge]

i just finished up working through neetcode's tree section now onto graphs

it took me 3 weeks cus im idiot

[next dome]

so true tbh

[hardy patrol]

is ibm oa auto

didnt get one

[old moon]

@sinful locust how was js final?

[hardy patrol]

hes going to use you in his datasets

[old moon]

Swe?

[tardy ridge]

ur a sophomore right

[keen phoenix]

Is googles internship not open yet?

I see some people processing their application but I can’t find any postings lol

[uneven sand]

n3 is a freshman

[uneven sand]

probably for winter

[white urchin]

said he was in high school though

[tardy ridge]

goddam

jane street in sophomore year

[tired wasp]

did you take the GAP OA?

[tardy ridge]

gap oa isnt too bad

[tired wasp]

did you take it ?

[uneven sand]

n3 can you refer me to jane street

[tardy ridge]

oh ok then easier questions for me

ohh i thought incoming sophomore

dm me

[uneven sand]

incoming soph would be cracked

[spark hearth]

n3 can you refer me to jane street

[outer canopy]

How long it take for citadel to reach out after final

[tired wasp]

@wary whale @tardy ridge when did you take the OA?

[tardy ridge]

i took around last week

did you do gap behavioral yet?

[sinful locust]

yo is amazon slowing hiring?

bruh if amazon rescinds i’ll literally kms

metaphorically

[tired wasp]

how was it ?

[tardy ridge]

the OA wasnt too bad

but its rng

[tough ledge]

it's been 2 months since i applied to amazon and ive only received 7 surveys asking me how the app was

[outer canopy]

Wait wym by this

[tiny helm]

clkkl;;llllc1

[rapid swan]

[hardy patrol]

everyone getting amz bruh

[rapid swan]

is there any way to turn off dms from cscd

[hardy patrol]

right click server icon -> privacy settings

[soft mist]

channel privacy settings

[rapid swan]

ppl rude as fuck

[hardy patrol]

what happened

[rapid swan]

bruh someone dmed me and called me a wanker

literally tried helping

[clever grail]

real

[rustic topaz]

@sinful locust

will I get rejected?

from amazon

😦

[clever grail]

gokuing

[hardy patrol]

did you take final already

[rustic topaz]

yea

[hardy patrol]

sheesh

[rustic topaz]

she said "i hope to see you at amazon"

https://tenor.com/view/crying-black-guy-meme50fps-interpolated-interpolated-crying-black-guy-crying-crying-black-guy-gif-23747218

[rapid swan]

bc I didnt send a recruiter email

[hardy patrol]

sounds like a generic recruiter thing to say no cap

[rustic topaz]

now I gotta finish my RBI and Capital ONe

[rustic topaz]

Really???

😭

[soft basin]

out of nowhere?

[hardy patrol]

i mean maybe you did fine who knows

[real sedge]

https://cscareers.dev/job-postings/cc2e257b-e5bd-44a8-aecd-9fdfa6556d8a

[hardy patrol]

wait a lil bit champ

[rapid swan]

after a whole convo of me trying to help

[rustic topaz]

I solved the question at optimal time and space, and even made small talks with her

💀

[rapid swan]

[soft basin]

lmaooo

[static spindle]

wanker

[soft basin]

thats why i chose to close dms

[rapid swan]

how do I do that

[rustic topaz]

Yu finna disable me too 😭

[rapid swan]

k

[hardy patrol]

whatd you get on the oa that you passed to final btw

[soft basin]

i should probably clear out my friends list too

[rustic topaz]

L hungryTiger fr

[rapid swan]

we're friended

[calm echo]

any wankers 👀

[rustic topaz]

ooh word

[rapid swan]

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-guts-berserk-gif-25103745

[rapid swan]

who up wankin rn

[soft basin]

who up playin w they worm ⁉️

[hardy patrol]

i dont dm people at all for help that shit is uncouth ill ping you in server

[rapid swan]

honestly same

[soft basin]

usually i ask before if they want to help lol

[rapid swan]

ppl just ghost in dms

[soft basin]

ive done taht too much

[rapid swan]

when I dont ghost its never worth it

[soft basin]

its fun clicking reject tho ngl

yes i am a psychopath

[hardy patrol]

fiendish behavior

[devout fractal]

Goku read

[soft basin]

i must follow my role model patrick bateman

[rustic topaz]

doing your mom

[soft basin]

jkjk

[rustic topaz]

doin doin your mom

doin ur mom

doin doin ur mom

[hardy patrol]

goku what did you get on the oa

[rustic topaz]

sliding window

😐

[hardy patrol]

nah i mean score

[rustic topaz]

15/30

[hardy patrol]

lmao

[rustic topaz]

LMAO

[devout fractal]

Was this for amzn

[rapid swan]

k done

fuck dms

[rustic topaz]

imagine i get into amazon without haven taken ds and 1 month of dsa grind

😭

[hardy patrol]

laughing too hard like i thought you had to be fucking perfect

[rapid swan]

LOL

[devout fractal]

Honestly doable

[rustic topaz]

I was actually depressed i scored 15/30

[rustic topaz]

true

but resume passing 🙄

Ion know

[rapid swan]

SO TROLL

[gentle scroll]

dwag 3 days to do gap OA

wtf

[hardy patrol]

honestly dude if you land amz with no prior internships and no DSA courses then you'll be on your way to fill in endorsis' shoes

[rustic topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/ib8Xt6w.png
@real sedge

wtf is endorisis?

[soft basin]

ai

[hardy patrol]

bro

[rustic topaz]

@sinful locust can you get in a vc with me?

[hardy patrol]

mfw hardest LC question

[rustic topaz]

mf doin lc

[soft basin]

https://tenor.com/view/when-someone-tells-you-stop-watching-anime-no-gif-9255635

[hardy patrol]

n3 your the only one he hasnt blocked over the ai joke

bro needs your help that bad

[soft basin]

is it rlly a joke anymore?

[rapid swan]

what is this supposed to be

[warped nest]

@rapid swan hai

[rapid swan]

hey

[soft basin]

what do u interpret it as?

[rapid swan]

its an empty pic

[soft basin]

its a gif wdym

[rapid swan]

how r u

Im bored on commute to nyc

[soft basin]

for some reason its saved i dont remember saving it

[rapid swan]

[warped nest]

Waiting on this full time decision

[rapid swan]

its my bday

[rapid swan]

bruh did u get an wmail from the recruiter

[real sedge]

https://www.riotgames.com/en/university-programs

riot

[rapid swan]

internships out?

[warped nest]

Nah Bc my recruiter told me the same thing the email did before I ended

[rapid swan]

oh yeah

[real sedge]

https://www.riotgames.com/en/work-with-us/job/4522361/software-engineering-intern-los-angeles-usa

[rapid swan]

saw that

[rapid swan]

YOO

ty

[rustic topaz]

guys

I got rejected