#2023_summer
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nah fuck chem
physics is cringe math
i never had to take chem in college 😎
I saw this anime about these chemists
i took bio 2 instead
fmab is so good
y :/
i had the choice between chem 1, bio 2, or physics 3
Ive never taken anything past regular bio but I thought its harder than chem
dont u have to memorize a lot?
YOOOO
WAIT
I say sm questionable shit
💀
recruiters pls ignore
ily
<3
ty for existing
better start cleaning that shit 🤣
too much 😭
luckily they dont use discord to directly recruit
swe for discord would be amazing tbh
or spotify
and then the ad plays up when you are having a chat/call with recruiter 💀
optiver looks at resume after oa i believe
anyone know any good resources for studying object oriented design
does anyone know if figma referrals are post applying or pre applying
figma balls
tru
hows amazons oa this year?
Do u know their recruiting process for interns??
amazon just goes oa->final
same as roblox
Damn and the fact I can’t even get passed that 
the hardest part for amazon is getting the oa 😂
no
its getting the final

jk
stop
daddy bezos refuses to send me oa cus i didnt answer quality surveys 
they check if you pay for prime membership
went out of my way to make a whole section ab it
i don’t have prime 😈
Spotify is unironically harder to get then citadel no cap
I interviewed for fall and they only hired like 1 swe intern
lmao the intern to mentors ratio is 1:400
💯
Bitgo is even harder than Spotify
Keeping coinbase offer hardest
I start tomorrow 
Lmaoo
is gap oa auto anyone know
They gonna rescind me in the morning
If they rescind, keep the laptop
Man’s also has slack
🪞
Humble beginnings
Failed amazon last year just to get the offer and renege them this year
Juda actin like he not at meta and Twitter
Hey ma people
Quick question.
Does anyone know when/whether LinkedIn would release postings for summer next year?
That what they get for failing you
ngl wish i got on the intern grind sooner but at least im not one of those cs students that dont know internships exist
But meta don’t hire retards
💯
Dam u got google? Winter?
"where is that"
Juda:
Meta -> Twitter -> google
Gooooogle
id be happy with just amz id quit clout chasing from there
i say this but i feel like id start going for higher companies once i land it
unending cycle
Nah once U get the first u want more
What’s next
this is hellish
ur right
i got my first internship and was like lets fucking goooo and now im back at square one looking for a prestigious company
ill try my hardest to quit after amazon i dont want to be a tc ghoul even though the crazy salaries are nice
I had an ez q on an oa and I didnt do well :(
which oa
I didnt realize that I literally forgot how to do python
bruh I had to search up how to throw an error
gusto

that was me with figma i selected javascript for some reason even tho i forgor i dont know javascript
😭 omg
but u passed right

I just submitted my oa yest
in java
I only know java
now
yes, luck idk how
Java goat
sheeeesh
lmao
when is ur final
Yes 
I get so lost because of the no {} lmao
exactly
I have to use Java or nothing else
bruh I spent like at least 10 min just figuring out indentation errors
no scheduled yet
literally
do u use var in java
Like my internship was in Golang so I’m starting to like that, but still Java goat
STOP
free resume value
Lmaoo
banned
i did use java for a long long time tho
fr
I kinda wanna try golang
Do it
Golang is great
whenever I see code snippets it looks cool af
Wagon man approved
It’s cool imo
Jody man approved

continue
no
I designed 2 apis in golang
I also actually liked Java tbh
It’s so fun
imagining
I don’t see why people don’t like it
wtf
RPCs are great too
I would just ghost
What Matuda
cat
i use java for oa as well
@astral dew yo
so much copium rn
@astral dew yo

i don’t like how the types aren’t showed in python and that it doesn’t have brackets
Yeah?
yeah and the error messages are cringe
imagine being an android user
intern at discord and fix it
bc they ported android to react native
yes
dead
juda you’re a mod you can’t be using android 
its so bad now
common android L
iPhones only
I do android dev and even I have iphone 
cap androids arent bad
is there a mod blue bubble gc
I like androids
i got swappable batteries and a headphone jack
but
Yes, juda isn’t in it tho bc they don’t have an iPhone
Don’t tell ‘em
i like apples game pigeon and their embedded features in messages
I also like iphone ui too much
exactly
bruh I used to nolife game pigeon
@astral dew yo
ok the messages 8 ball game is kind of epic
I think I have 200 wins in 8ball
WHAT???
L
i haven’t played game pigeon in 2 years
What
i think they do abut depends on the company
U finna get blocked
if they actually care abt it
same
you guys read grokking or nah
i have 360 8 ball wins tho jesus
why would an oa care about compile time
gonna do grokkings then b75 i got no time to waste cause of amz oa
I’m so good at archery
i got too good at darts
yes ik i still have no life after not playing game pigeon for 2 yrs
archery is easier
!process touch grass
You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process
!process not linkedin
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Noodles come to Toronto
!process coping
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Time to go to Rebel and touch grass
i love grass
i’m ok at cup pong
the more high i get the more accurate i get for some reason
oh i thought we were talkin abt irl cup pong
chad bio
aint no way
how do I get in even tho I dislike twitch
LOL
Y’all
Don’t talk about it
I got muted for 24 hours for replying to someone who talked about it
L bozo
Ty
Let’s not
Alr
@rustic topaz amazon hiring freeze
R you serious
I have a interview next week
😭😭😭😭😭
amazon also tryna buy ea
There’s so many orgs inside each of those 
we really in end stage capitalism now
@quaint bolt can you mute them for bullying me?
I feel bullied
Someone else said no
yo
goku
@rustic topaz congrats on hrt offer
is every cs major a one piece fan?
are you gonna do who asked on me
the greatest*
is that u
Mid piece Fr
Not anymore 
bet how many episodes have u watched
does anyone want to intern for me at the newly formed East River Trading (ERT)? i'm offering $12 an hour
I got a real ambition for this cash
lmk how many episodes u watched
shut up this is why ur getting bullied
no watch, no opinion 😂
This is why your mom and dad divorced
Is that mob psycho
@inner kernel stop lurking
yessuh
this is why u not getting amazon nor c1
good 
@lru_cache
Stop tagging random users

I watched till sanjie is trapped by the wano ladies cat fishing him in the web
ok you get to have an opinion
maybe you should do more LC
water 7 is peak
i’m at like 1026 rn
you cried watching water 7
You’re almost caught up then damn
wait yall know what binarysearch.com is
2sum
Redudant connections 2
i’m excited for the final fight between luffy and kaido
I’m tired of you
I looked it up online
@sinful locust L mans
were u tryna join?
No
ill do it like 7 am tomorrow tho
💀
no
@quaint bolt is cracked

whos gonna be my sensei 🙏
@hearty river is cracked too
that typo

Typo
banned
What?
what
👁️

I got warning for insinuating the n word, you better get a warning too
cancel this man

@ amazon
But it was a typo
final round canceled no more manifesting
wtf
pause
nah i'm in support
proof?
don't be shy
Skin reveal?
yup

need skin with timestamp
go shower y’all
fr
i showered 3 hours ago
i am getting amazon OA on monday 👍
sushi ai
W
whenever i mention that sushi silences 🤨
let sushi catfish to their heart's content
NO FUCKING WAY
you thought I was kidding?
Anyone with SAP Encore interview experience?
what a weird thing to lie about 💀
quake pro
tf is happening in here
what the
oh this is a cs major discord
i dont believe anything
good point
oh no
it's just the sweats in this server tbh
Im an aspiring sweat fr
everyone was v chill at my internship this summer - so diff from the stereotypes
yeah the weirdos dont get past behavioral
the 4chan side leaks
fb has no behaviorals so ton of weirdos there
no wonder all the loo kids go there
zuck himself is a reptilian alien what do u expect
HUH
registered offenders idk
yeah my girlfriends 17
LMFAOO
ok creep
ya same i was 17 during my first year
i’ll graduate at 20 lol
this friday
same
enough internet for today 
honestly it depends on how mature mfs are
I wouldnt date anybody under 19 every HS kid I know is still a kid
including me
uhhh
and it's already time to leave
ong..
When do you start to hear back from companies after you take their OAs
hayden the only person here who I'd be comfortable with meeting my gf
depends on the company
GOAT
Hm ok cause I started applying a week ago but I only heard back from one and it was a rejection
no goat until i become like u
Been doing like 5 apps a day
im trying to get the G offer like u dad

ngl if i get google for summer 23, im dipping out of recruiting together
i went to gplex and i was down bad for it

did u see the dinosaur
thats my favorite part
the juice bar was nuts ngl
finishing up 7th semester rn
but no android figurines unfortunately
tbh the main reason I wanna go back is the foot situation is unmatched
actually not
no comp is beating google in terms of food
asana and linkedin

i heard the BURGER HITS HARD at linkedin
it does
@rapid swan prayge i get linkedin offer
my friend tried to get me into the soup dumpling place
no cigar?
tell the recruiter to move my offer to fall 
hmm im open to all
i wish
just get g
hft is kinda 💀
cope

who got a blind acct

hi juster


ye its lit
they don’t have backend at nyc
im gonna delay to may 24
at this point im literally just applying for everything
L
kombucha tap is pog
say no more
Oh we had that at Amazon Vancouver
@dusk kayak linkedin won
anything nyc is a W
yoyoy
im down bad for linkedin
yoyooy

bro im still worry that i won't get any matches
You didn’t get msft phone?
huh
stop
kombucha kinda gross but we take those
ur ready for monday lol
wtf
Rip
no
bruh msft phone actual RNG
nah it actually tastes good
u cant taste kombucha
they’re free to ask whatever but it’s a recruiter so I’m not worried
idk how to explain
microsoft L comp anyway
bro i can never passed SALEFORCE
but its good
i am getting the offer for the sake of it
All HR people love me bc I make em laugh 
me too (its just my mom and gf)
already drafting the g exp
the hr ppl know me bc I keep checking guests in
ez dubs for me 😎
(Im brutally unfunny)
manifesting my fanstay
Mayhaps 
me too (my bf)
im ngl i couldnt really write my experience until week 11 out of 12 💀
bullet points wise
same
dude i can't say shit for apple
"resume" "value"
I cant say anything
because of NDA
nda
I prolly put in more effort for the google host matching essay than my uni application essays 
on god same
NDA companies 
holy fuck i had to word apple exp differently
all I can say is "ooh its gonna be on front page trust"
sign for some bitches 
ikr it sounds like I did nothing
oh no
im telling tim
General Tim Horton?
goodbye
im sorry chimi 
tell juster that i loved him
nah its so embarrassing
Tim Hortan
tim snortin deez nutz
it make me sound like im dumb asf
Hot choccy
I applied for them but I dont expect anything
literally
hft also just teaches you how to refactor legacy C++
Nah HFT mans talk way more about what they did than Apple mans
i promise no one cares about the disclosure
pls
Every single apple resume I’ve seen is literally just NDA
dude apple legit is so secretive
💀💀
ong
me neither fuck 2025 grad date
so stupid
i need to work on a project soon but i barely have the motivation to open up LC man
goddamn
i might just cancel msft phone im tired
rip
I’m going thru msft list but have zero motivation 
i dont grind tagged
linkedin summer or fall
les schwab
maybe if i get like, meta phone
my bad
for return offer

have to do classws
ikr but I'll miss intern week
and all the summer interns
pls manifest figma 4 me
ye
needed that
therefore ducc is good luck

nuro is g tho
for me, it's google or linkedin

Im a cruise simp
besides google
nah waymo and nuro
also av is known for shit ton of layoffs
autonomous vehicles
me
No
def not for me at least
Work is very boring according to engineers there
The only cruise I wanna be a part of is a cruise ship 

true, im not sure what i would particularly like to work on if i did take linkedin
most intern projs seem technically challenging
vs something like nuro and G
LinkedIn contributes to Hadoop right?
That sounds interesting but apart from that idk
yeah I guess interesting is subjective
but technically challenging is diff from interesting imo
what are u interested in?
linkedin has some research initiatives as well
ppl with patents
🚿🚿🚿
dream
Distributed systems, high performance computing, operating systems/kernels and low latency programming
this tbh this tbh this tbh this tbh this tbh this tbh
ducc too sweaty
i only do research in college with a hope to land deepmind
sounds like the hft tech stack
Lots of good profs at uoft that can help you out tbh
Not necessarily, google does a lot of OS stuff (gVisor, Fuschia?). Video streaming is also low latency so something like Google Stadia, Twitch on the steaming side of things, YouTube etc
oh rlly thats interesting

its completely opposite of my tech stack
so Im not familiar
what is gvisor
i got jp morgan OA already
Nope but I was planning on doing something related to kernels
duolingo
i applied
im still waiting on this one tbh
i talked about my research in my app
It’s an application kernel written in Go
Implements a lot of the Linux system surface
let me IN
theres also nlp at linkedin but I guess it doesnt matter
me when compling is the groundwork for my research big sadge big sadge
i feel like i should
MLE work is apparently not fun
but i am not connected like that
its not
Friend was swe on ML team at meta
lots of waiting
He didn’t enjoy it at all
sounds boring to me
The “fun” stuff is ML research
ya
but yes ml research is the end goal
u have to write an essay for every application these days

idk why its a new trend
Yes
waterloo
Im mad
wagon man is way too cracked man
agree, one of my internship projects was ml based and I barely got to write any code, was a bunch of trial and error and hyperparameter tuning
im just trying to catch up
not as glamorous as I thought it’d be
LOL that’s literally what my friend said
Why not?
They implement something and they gotta wait for a couple months bc you need to gather data again 
Why couldn't you solve redundant connections 2
machine learning engineer
🤔 maybe companies should ask qs other than "why _"
Why couldn't you solve redundant connections 2
Well he got to write code but it was just like “change this equation and let’s see if this makes things better” 
scale ai?
Facebook has an absurd amount of data at least
Guys i just retook my codesignal, I did as worse as before. Are you suppose to grind the practice test?
far too much to train with u have to do so much sampling to find the useful datapoints out of the trillions of datapoints generated daily
let me do that during the behavioral not before the oa smh
Guys i just retook my codesignal, I did as worse as before. Are you suppose to grind the practice test?
i mean its a valid question
how many test cases passed?
factual information
nah fr
ECE is just built different
let me apply and forget
that was part of it yes
apparently someone got that on their amazon intern @inner kernel
wtf
💀
💀
how is that legal
there was also a non ML-stuff part but theres no way i can go into that in detail 💀
Just get past OA
praying microsoft blesses me with some LC easies
And you’re chilling
the final is also rng
Everyone I asked got a tagged q
same
For LinkedIn
one of my qs wasnt tagged
IN 25 MINUTES
ez clap 
cant wait for the rest of the interviews to come through on monday

they didnt ask me that 
cant wait for the rest of the interviews to come through on monday
:Prayge:
i need a reason to actually study LC
Guys how are y'all getting good scores in codesignal?
Offer soon 
mine was recursion stuff mainly
i need nuro interview first 💀
Do y'all practice practice test?
🚿🚿🚿
What did you get on your codesignal?
Codesignal. Lmao
820
Do you practice the practice test?
no emails no nothin
I’ve got my final on Monday lol
😻😻
Just once last year
inb4 incoming databricks
Practice ones are terrible
Woahh
Last last week
😐
need the wagon charm

imagine
Just do lc and pray you get an easy 4
Haha
This the one I submitted for db

u got this
final will be big W
Ty 
Did you do the interview practice on codesignal?
The actual interview is apparently v easy it’s just the resume screen is insane?
Weird interview process
I see.. you haven't even started 3
btw, did you have a technical phone screen?
Final as in on-site
ppl said they got LC hards on their gap OA but i got lucky and got two pretty simlpe questions
Databricks
Yeah I don’t open 3 anymore
I should have no applied to codesignal companies wtff
Nope
I have a db priority link
4 is more about creaative solution, 3 is about typing fast
My recruiter told me “the technical interview will be about binary tree traversals and hash maps”
ah okay, how many rounds do you have?
How often do you practice leetcode?
3 is hard to implement in terms of precise code 4 is hard to implement in terms of finding a solution that doesnt time out
I practice for 5 days straight every 4 months
tf
.
Databricks ^
Tf
What do you need for databricks? @quaint bolt
that doesnt seem bad?
Two technical interviews and then em interview
I think they want target and prev faang/big n etc exp
nah like codesignal
800+
at least 600

databricks is auto tho right
wtf
yes
Wtff
OA is auto
i think their resume screen is hard
If you get past resume screen
so resume screen is after gca?
yea
Indeed
🚿
i got instant oa and then got resume screened after
shit
did u ask or they just told u lol
how long can I procrastinate this
I got recruiter phone the day I submitted my OA it was so funny 

They told me
tf
@wraith ice I did databricks recruiter phone in the office and my manager was in the booth opposite mine 
Lol
Ive done that so many times
He couldn’t see me but he might’ve heard me 
I just told him I was calling my gf
lmao
@quaint bolt can i see too pls

i think i saw that lol
i heard its closed
linkedin has those gifs




