#2023_summer

1 messages · Page 87 of 1

rapid swan
#

dont screenshot

#

chem is just superior

soft basin
#

nah fuck chem

rapid swan
#

physics is cringe math

soft basin
#

i never had to take chem in college 😎

rapid swan
#

🚿

#

bc u took physics instead

#

nerd]

near swallow
#

I saw this anime about these chemists

soft basin
#

i took bio 2 instead

near swallow
#

Full metal alchemist

#

It was good

soft basin
#

fmab is so good

rapid swan
#

y :/

soft basin
#

i had the choice between chem 1, bio 2, or physics 3

rapid swan
#

Ive never taken anything past regular bio but I thought its harder than chem

#

dont u have to memorize a lot?

soft basin
#

not really

#

my bio exams were all on canvas

#

with a modified shutdown browser

rapid swan
#

YOOOO

#

WAIT

#

I say sm questionable shit

#

💀

#

recruiters pls ignore

#

ily

#

<3

#

ty for existing

soft basin
#

better start cleaning that shit 🤣

rapid swan
#

💀 wait I have to take gusto oa

#

lemme do that rq

rapid swan
soft basin
#

luckily they dont use discord to directly recruit

#

swe for discord would be amazing tbh

#

or spotify

past comet
soft basin
#

dont have ads cuz i have premium

#

its only 5 bucks a month for me student discount 😎

grand bane
#

optiver looks at resume after oa i believe

mellow thistle
#

anyone know any good resources for studying object oriented design

sick oar
#

does anyone know if figma referrals are post applying or pre applying

shadow shard
#

figma balls

mellow thistle
#

tru

scarlet pike
#

hows amazons oa this year?

rotund echo
#

Do u know their recruiting process for interns??

soft basin
#

amazon just goes oa->final

spark hearth
#

same as roblox

astral dew
soft basin
#

the hardest part for amazon is getting the oa 😂

sinful locust
#

its getting the final

#

jk

soft basin
#

stop

tough ledge
#

daddy bezos refuses to send me oa cus i didnt answer quality surveys CatStare

sinful temple
#

they check if you pay for prime membership

tough ledge
#

went out of my way to make a whole section ab it

soft basin
hallow scroll
#

Spotify is unironically harder to get then citadel no cap

#

I interviewed for fall and they only hired like 1 swe intern

hardy patrol
#

lmao the intern to mentors ratio is 1:400

hallow scroll
#

💯

sinful locust
#

Bitgo is even harder than Spotify

hallow scroll
#

Keeping coinbase offer hardest

sinful locust
#

Specifically the fall 2022 season

#

Well coinbase hasn’t rescinded

hallow scroll
#

I start tomorrow thanospog

sinful locust
#

Lmaoo

jaunty cove
#

is gap oa auto anyone know

hallow scroll
#

They gonna rescind me in the morning

sinful locust
#

Tomorrow they rescind.

#

1 minute before start time

#

Did u get ur laptop

hallow scroll
#

Yes

sinful locust
#

If they rescind, keep the laptop

hallow scroll
#

They let their full timers keep their laptops

#

Yes

sinful locust
#

Man’s also has slack

clever grail
#

slack harlow

#

🐐

hallow scroll
#

🪞

#

Humble beginnings

#

Failed amazon last year just to get the offer and renege them this year

sinful locust
#

Juda actin like he not at meta and Twitter

echo lynx
#

Hey ma people
Quick question.
Does anyone know when/whether LinkedIn would release postings for summer next year?

sinful locust
hardy patrol
#

ngl wish i got on the intern grind sooner but at least im not one of those cs students that dont know internships exist

sinful locust
#

But meta don’t hire retards

hallow scroll
sinful locust
#

Dam u got google? Winter?

hardy patrol
#

"where is that"

sinful locust
#

Juda:
Meta -> Twitter -> google

hallow scroll
#

Gooooogle

hardy patrol
#

id be happy with just amz id quit clout chasing from there

#

i say this but i feel like id start going for higher companies once i land it

#

unending cycle

astral dew
sinful locust
#

What’s next

hardy patrol
#

this is hellish

hardy patrol
#

i got my first internship and was like lets fucking goooo and now im back at square one looking for a prestigious company

rapid swan
#

its like an addiction

#

kermit_think gatcha rolling for the best companies

#

bruh Im sadg

hardy patrol
#

ill try my hardest to quit after amazon i dont want to be a tc ghoul even though the crazy salaries are nice

rapid swan
#

I had an ez q on an oa and I didnt do well :(

hallow scroll
#

which oa

rapid swan
#

I didnt realize that I literally forgot how to do python

#

bruh I had to search up how to throw an error

rapid swan
hallow scroll
rapid swan
#

I was being too arrogant

#

doing a fancy sol

#

then I got humbled

hallow scroll
#

that was me with figma i selected javascript for some reason even tho i forgor i dont know javascript

rapid swan
#

but u passed right

#

I just submitted my oa yest

#

in java

#

I only know java

#

now

hallow scroll
#

yes, luck idk how

astral dew
#

Java goat

rapid swan
#

sheeeesh

hardy patrol
#

lmao

rapid swan
astral dew
#

Yes jody_cry

rapid swan
#

Im ppl

#

I tried using python for oa today and it got so messy

#

java is just better

astral dew
rapid swan
astral dew
#

I have to use Java or nothing else

rapid swan
#

bruh I spent like at least 10 min just figuring out indentation errors

hallow scroll
clever grail
#

do u use var in java

hallow scroll
#

yea

#

dc tho

astral dew
# rapid swan exactly

Like my internship was in Golang so I’m starting to like that, but still Java goat

rapid swan
hallow scroll
#

free resume value

rapid swan
#

banned

clever grail
#

i did use java for a long long time tho

rapid swan
astral dew
quaint bolt
#

Golang is great

rapid swan
#

whenever I see code snippets it looks cool af

quaint bolt
#

Wagon man approved

astral dew
#

It’s cool imo

quaint bolt
#

Jody man approved

rapid swan
hearty river
rapid swan
astral dew
quaint bolt
#

I also actually liked Java tbh

astral dew
#

It’s so fun

rapid swan
#

imagining

quaint bolt
#

I don’t see why people don’t like it

rapid swan
#

wtf

quaint bolt
#

RPCs are great too

rapid swan
#

omegalul I would just ghost

quaint bolt
#

What Matuda

hearty river
quaint bolt
#

CAT

#

Matuda cat???

rapid swan
#

2 pm

quaint bolt
rapid swan
#

cat

soft basin
#

i use java for oa as well

rapid swan
#

wtf

#

2 hour phone??

#

bruh Im never using python again

sinful locust
#

@astral dew yo

rapid swan
#

so much copium rn

hearty river
#

@astral dew yo

rapid swan
soft basin
#

i don’t like how the types aren’t showed in python and that it doesn’t have brackets

astral dew
rapid swan
soft basin
#

i also like my brackets

#

i like js as well

rapid swan
#

in an oa??

#

bruh u know why

soft basin
#

imagine being an android user

hardy patrol
#

intern at discord and fix it

rapid swan
#

bc they ported android to react native

astral dew
rapid swan
#

dead

quaint bolt
#

juda you’re a mod you can’t be using android wazowski_standing

rapid swan
#

its so bad now

soft basin
#

common android L

quaint bolt
#

iPhones only

rapid swan
hardy patrol
#

cap androids arent bad

rapid swan
rapid swan
hardy patrol
#

i got swappable batteries and a headphone jack

rapid swan
#

but

quaint bolt
#

Don’t tell ‘em

soft basin
#

i like apples game pigeon and their embedded features in messages

rapid swan
#

I also like iphone ui too much

rapid swan
#

bruh I used to nolife game pigeon

sinful locust
#

@astral dew yo

hardy patrol
#

ok the messages 8 ball game is kind of epic

rapid swan
#

I think I have 200 wins in 8ball

astral dew
quaint bolt
#

L

soft basin
#

i haven’t played game pigeon in 2 years

sinful locust
hallow scroll
#

i think they do abut depends on the company

astral dew
#

U finna get blocked

hallow scroll
#

if they actually care abt it

rapid swan
hardy patrol
#

you guys read grokking or nah

soft basin
#

i have 360 8 ball wins tho jesus

rapid swan
crisp berry
#

why would an oa care about compile time

hardy patrol
#

gonna do grokkings then b75 i got no time to waste cause of amz oa

soft basin
quaint bolt
#

I’m so good at archery

soft basin
#

i got too good at darts

soft basin
#

yes ik i still have no life after not playing game pigeon for 2 yrs

rapid swan
#

archery is easier

rapid swan
final forumBOT
#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

rapid swan
#

just do the same

#

OMEGALUL skill issue

soft basin
#

!process not linkedin

final forumBOT
#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

quaint bolt
#

Noodles come to Toronto

rapid swan
#

!process coping

final forumBOT
#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

quaint bolt
#

Time to go to Rebel and touch grass

rapid swan
#

but ur good at cup pong wtf

#

teach me ur sorcery

soft basin
#

i love grass

rapid swan
#

Im bad

soft basin
#

i’m ok at cup pong

rapid swan
#

whenever I flick it just goes to the home page

#

iphone L

soft basin
#

the more high i get the more accurate i get for some reason

#

oh i thought we were talkin abt irl cup pong

quaint bolt
#

Beer pong king dogesmile

#

I’ll destroy everyone here

turbid marten
#

aint no way

#

how do I get in even tho I dislike twitch

rapid swan
#

LOL

rustic topaz
#

Y’all

#

Don’t talk about it

#

I got muted for 24 hours for replying to someone who talked about it

soft basin
#

L bozo

rustic topaz
#

Delete

#

Lmaoooo

quaint bolt
rustic topaz
#

@inner kernel did you get muted

#

😭😭😭😭😭

quaint bolt
#

Let’s not

rustic topaz
soft basin
#

@rustic topaz amazon hiring freeze

rustic topaz
#

I have a interview next week

#

😭😭😭😭😭

quaint bolt
#

Rentech offer

#

All of Alexa and retail?

#

Ain’t no way

soft basin
#

amazon also tryna buy ea

quaint bolt
#

There’s so many orgs inside each of those WazowskiStare

soft basin
#

we really in end stage capitalism now

turbid marten
#

sleeping pills

#

its in the drink

rustic topaz
#

What is renters

#

Tenterhooks

#

Rentech

#

What is rentech

rustic topaz
#

@quaint bolt can you mute them for bullying me?

rapid swan
#

i c

rustic topaz
#

I feel bullied

jaunty cove
#

Someone else said no

sinful locust
#

yo

soft basin
#

not bullying

sinful locust
#

@wraith ice

#

whatsuppp

rustic topaz
sinful locust
#

goku

soft basin
#

@rustic topaz congrats on hrt offer

turbid marten
#

is every cs major a one piece fan?

rustic topaz
soft basin
#

luffy da goat

turbid marten
steady crow
rustic topaz
#

Mid piece Fr

quaint bolt
turbid marten
#

bet how many episodes have u watched

robust kestrel
#

does anyone want to intern for me at the newly formed East River Trading (ERT)? i'm offering $12 an hour

sinful locust
#

I got a real ambition for this cash

turbid marten
soft basin
turbid marten
#

no watch, no opinion 😂

rustic topaz
quaint bolt
#

Is that mob psycho

sinful locust
#

@inner kernel stop lurking

turbid marten
soft basin
quaint bolt
#

good dogesmile

sinful locust
#

@lru_cache

quaint bolt
#

Stop tagging random users

sinful locust
rustic topaz
turbid marten
sinful locust
turbid marten
#

water 7 is peak

soft basin
#

i’m at like 1026 rn

turbid marten
#

you cried watching water 7

quaint bolt
#

You’re almost caught up then damn

turbid marten
sinful locust
#

2sum

rustic topaz
#

Redudant connections 2

soft basin
#

i’m excited for the final fight between luffy and kaido

sinful locust
#

im tired af

#

time to wipe and sleep

rustic topaz
#

I’m tired of you

turbid marten
#

tap in

#

Ima put yall on

jaunty cove
#

I looked it up online

turbid marten
#

@sinful locust L mans

sinful locust
#

@turbid marten im a tired mans

#

good night

rustic topaz
#

Mf deleted

#

😭😭😭😭

turbid marten
#

were u tryna join?

sinful locust
#

nah

#

notr lly

rustic topaz
#

No

sinful locust
#

ill do it like 7 am tomorrow tho

rustic topaz
#

💀

rapid swan
turbid marten
#

whos cracked in here

#

Im tryna have a teacher fr

sinful locust
#

@quaint bolt is cracked

rustic topaz
#

@sinful locust

#

Is cracked

sinful locust
turbid marten
#

whos gonna be my sensei 🙏

sinful locust
#

@hearty river is cracked too

rapid swan
#

Susge that typo

rustic topaz
#

That was accident

#

Sorry for the racial slur

#

😭

rapid swan
rustic topaz
#

Typo

rapid swan
#

banned

rustic topaz
#

What?

turbid marten
#

what

rapid swan
#

👁️

rustic topaz
#

Racial slur is based????

#

@quaint bolt yo ban em

turbid marten
#

ni-

#

relax Im black

#

I can say that one

rapid swan
rustic topaz
#

I got warning for insinuating the n word, you better get a warning too

turbid marten
#

HUH

#

Im black doe

#

I should be able to say it

soft basin
rapid swan
soft basin
rustic topaz
#

But it was a typo

rapid swan
#

can vouch

#

was a typo

soft basin
#

final round canceled no more manifesting

rapid swan
#

wtf

soft basin
#

pause

robust kestrel
#

nah i'm in support

ember bison
robust kestrel
#

don't be shy

rustic topaz
ember bison
#

yup

rapid swan
ember bison
#

need skin with timestamp

soft basin
#

go shower y’all

rapid swan
#

fr

soft basin
#

i showered 3 hours ago

jaunty cove
#

Ok

#

Im confused

sinful locust
#

i am getting amazon OA on monday 👍

soft basin
#

sushi ai

rustic topaz
#

W

soft basin
#

whenever i mention that sushi silences 🤨

rapid swan
#

omegalul let sushi catfish to their heart's content

turbid marten
#

hold on

#

wait Im not sending a pic of myself here tf

ember bison
#

bro just ur arm

#

with a timestamp

turbid marten
#

pause

#

proved

#

NI

ember bison
turbid marten
#

you thought I was kidding?

brazen pier
#

Anyone with SAP Encore interview experience?

turbid marten
jaunty cove
#

quake pro

turbid marten
#

CS major first encounter with a black person

#

circa 2022

dusk kayak
#

tf is happening in here

turbid marten
#

next up cs major encounters a woman

#

circa 2022

#

we must stay focused

quaint bolt
ember bison
#

i dont believe anything

turbid marten
#

good point

dusk kayak
#

oh no

turbid marten
#

assume every CS major is exactly like the stereotype

#

every time

quaint bolt
#

it's just the sweats in this server tbh

turbid marten
#

Im an aspiring sweat fr

quaint bolt
#

everyone was v chill at my internship this summer - so diff from the stereotypes

ember bison
#

maybe

#

no like

#

im not like this irl

#

trust

turbid marten
#

the 4chan side leaks

ember bison
#

fb has no behaviorals so ton of weirdos there

quaint bolt
#

no wonder all the loo kids go there

ember bison
#

oh yeah

#

we had a statutory rapist in our intern class

turbid marten
turbid marten
ember bison
#

oh he admitted it

#

he was like

turbid marten
#

registered offenders idk

ember bison
#

yeah my girlfriends 17

turbid marten
#

oh

#

and how old is he?

ember bison
#

hes a rising senior btw

#

i forgot

#

idek tbh

#

prolly 20?

turbid marten
#

Im 17

#

and Im in college

#

so I dont assume

ember bison
#

LMFAOO

turbid marten
sinful locust
#

ya same i was 17 during my first year

turbid marten
#

19 and 17 is a stretch

#

Im turning 18 pretty soon

sinful locust
#

i’ll graduate at 20 lol

turbid marten
#

this friday

turbid marten
quaint bolt
#

enough internet for today wazowski_standing

dusk kayak
#

i wasnt a disgusting child when i started school

#

wagon man has returned

turbid marten
#

honestly it depends on how mature mfs are

#

I wouldnt date anybody under 19 every HS kid I know is still a kid

#

including me

dusk kayak
#

uhhh

ember bison
#

i wouldnt date anyone older than 18

#

but thats just me

#

ya feel?

quaint bolt
dusk kayak
#

ong..

ember bison
#

fuck i mean older

#

my bad

#

haahaha

glacial lance
#

When do you start to hear back from companies after you take their OAs

quaint bolt
#

hayden the only person here who I'd be comfortable with meeting my gf

devout jewel
#

he's back

quaint bolt
dusk kayak
glacial lance
#

Hm ok cause I started applying a week ago but I only heard back from one and it was a rejection

devout jewel
#

no goat until i become like u

glacial lance
#

Been doing like 5 apps a day

devout jewel
#

im trying to get the G offer like u dad

dusk kayak
#

they should offer you max FTE contract

#

tbh

devout jewel
#

ngl if i get google for summer 23, im dipping out of recruiting together

#

i went to gplex and i was down bad for it

rapid swan
rapid swan
devout jewel
#

yes i did

#

i need to checkout linkedin campus

rapid swan
#

thats my favorite part

devout jewel
#

the free juicebar is sooo good

#

i drink so much

dusk kayak
#

the juice bar was nuts ngl

rapid swan
devout jewel
#

finishing up 7th semester rn

rapid swan
#

but no android figurines unfortunately

dusk kayak
#

tbh the main reason I wanna go back is the foot situation is unmatched

devout jewel
#

actually not

dusk kayak
#

no comp is beating google in terms of food

devout jewel
#

there still around

#

just scattered

devout jewel
rapid swan
devout jewel
#

i heard the BURGER HITS HARD at linkedin

rapid swan
#

it does

devout jewel
#

@rapid swan prayge i get linkedin offer

dusk kayak
#

all 40 restuarants hit hard at G

rapid swan
#

prayge

#

join me

devout jewel
dusk kayak
#

noooo no cigar?

devout jewel
#

hmm im open to all

#

i wish

rapid swan
dusk kayak
#

hft is kinda 💀

devout jewel
#

also @wraith ice i miss u

#

come back

hallow scroll
turbid marten
#

who got a blind acct

rapid swan
devout jewel
rapid swan
quaint bolt
devout jewel
#

if i get g at mtv and linkedin at nyc

rapid swan
#

ye its lit

quaint bolt
#

they don’t have backend at nyc

devout jewel
#

im gonna delay to may 24

dusk kayak
#

at this point im literally just applying for everything

quaint bolt
#

L

rapid swan
#

kombucha tap is pog

devout jewel
quaint bolt
devout jewel
#

@dusk kayak linkedin won

turbid marten
#

anything nyc is a W

hallow scroll
devout jewel
#

im down bad for linkedin

hallow scroll
rapid swan
sinful locust
#

yo

#

DUCC

devout jewel
#

bro im still worry that i won't get any matches

quaint bolt
#

You didn’t get msft phone?

rapid swan
#

huh

sinful locust
#

stop

dusk kayak
devout jewel
dusk kayak
#

wtf

quaint bolt
#

Rip

hallow scroll
dusk kayak
#

bruh msft phone actual RNG

rapid swan
hallow scroll
#

im on vacation

#

and I wont get back till monday 5am dogesmile

rapid swan
#

u cant taste kombucha

quaint bolt
#

they’re free to ask whatever but it’s a recruiter so I’m not worried

rapid swan
#

idk how to explain

dusk kayak
#

microsoft L comp anyway

devout jewel
#

bro i can never passed SALEFORCE

rapid swan
#

but its good

dusk kayak
#

i am getting the offer for the sake of it

devout jewel
#

BROOO I GOT REJECTED WITH APPLE AND TESLA

#

why do they want

quaint bolt
#

All HR people love me bc I make em laugh dogesmile

dusk kayak
#

👀

dusk kayak
devout jewel
dusk kayak
#

bro holy

#

youre nuts

rapid swan
turbid marten
devout jewel
#

manifesting my fanstay

quaint bolt
#

Mayhaps dogesmile

dusk kayak
#

im ngl i couldnt really write my experience until week 11 out of 12 💀

#

bullet points wise

rapid swan
#

same

devout jewel
#

dude i can't say shit for apple

dusk kayak
#

"resume" "value"

rapid swan
#

I cant say anything

devout jewel
#

because of NDA

rapid swan
#

nda

quaint bolt
#

I prolly put in more effort for the google host matching essay than my uni application essays PepeLaugh

devout jewel
#

on god same

dusk kayak
#

NDA companies PepeLaff

devout jewel
#

holy fuck i had to word apple exp differently

rapid swan
#

all I can say is "ooh its gonna be on front page trust"

devout jewel
#

shit was hard to do

#

iphone 14 have a screen

dusk kayak
#

Duolingo please bro

#

let me in

#

i need that

turbid marten
rapid swan
quaint bolt
#

You’re fired

devout jewel
dusk kayak
#

im telling tim

devout jewel
#

gg im out

#

tim is in my house

#

bro this is the end

quaint bolt
#

General Tim Horton?

devout jewel
#

goodbye

dusk kayak
#

im sorry chimi noooo

devout jewel
#

tell juster that i loved him

rapid swan
#

nah its so embarrassing

sinful locust
#

Tim Hortan

turbid marten
#

tim snortin deez nutz

devout jewel
quaint bolt
#

Hot choccy

turbid marten
rapid swan
dusk kayak
#

hft also just teaches you how to refactor legacy C++

quaint bolt
#

Nah HFT mans talk way more about what they did than Apple mans

dusk kayak
#

i promise no one cares about the disclosure

rapid swan
#

pls

quaint bolt
#

Every single apple resume I’ve seen is literally just NDA

devout jewel
#

dude apple legit is so secretive

rapid swan
#

💀💀

dusk kayak
#

ong

dusk kayak
#

so stupid

rapid swan
#

wym

#

oh project

#

💀

dusk kayak
#

i need to work on a project soon but i barely have the motivation to open up LC man

#

goddamn

#

i might just cancel msft phone im tired

turbid marten
#

rip

quaint bolt
#

I’m going thru msft list but have zero motivation wazowski_standing

rapid swan
#

fr

#

Im also debating

turbid marten
#

sigma

#

isnt that a tire shop or something

dusk kayak
#

i dont grind tagged

rapid swan
#

linkedin summer or fall

turbid marten
#

les schwab

dusk kayak
#

maybe if i get like, meta phone

turbid marten
#

my bad

rapid swan
#

for return offer

dusk kayak
#

and ik its gonna be tagged

#

but other than that id rather just not

quaint bolt
#

Winter

#

Bc I’ll be there

rapid swan
#

have to do classws

#

ikr but I'll miss intern week

#

and all the summer interns

#

pls manifest figma 4 me

#

ye

devout jewel
#

i kiss ducc

#

i passed google

rapid swan
#

needed that

devout jewel
#

therefore ducc is good luck

rapid swan
dusk kayak
#

at this point i think i only take Nuro over G

rapid swan
#

nuro is g tho

devout jewel
#

for me, it's google or linkedin

rapid swan
devout jewel
#

g or bust bby tbh

#

i have zero interviews for summer

rapid swan
#

Im a cruise simp

devout jewel
#

besides google

rapid swan
#

ngl

#

if I do anything AV gonna try for cruise

devout jewel
#

nah waymo and nuro

dusk kayak
#

AV is cool when its like, not for people

#

av for peeps is lame

devout jewel
#

also av is known for shit ton of layoffs

rapid swan
#

yee

#

kinda doxx

dusk kayak
#

autonomous vehicles

rapid swan
#

me

quaint bolt
#

No

dusk kayak
#

def not for me at least

quaint bolt
#

Work is very boring according to engineers there

rapid swan
#

apparently my team's codebase is particularly challenging

quaint bolt
#

The only cruise I wanna be a part of is a cruise ship dogesmile

dusk kayak
rapid swan
#

so its def not boring to me

#

but its just hard

#

it might depend on team

dusk kayak
#

true, im not sure what i would particularly like to work on if i did take linkedin

rapid swan
#

most intern projs seem technically challenging

dusk kayak
#

vs something like nuro and G

quaint bolt
#

LinkedIn contributes to Hadoop right?

#

That sounds interesting but apart from that idk

rapid swan
#

yeah I guess interesting is subjective

#

but technically challenging is diff from interesting imo

rapid swan
#

linkedin has some research initiatives as well

#

ppl with patents

#

🚿🚿🚿

#

dream

quaint bolt
dusk kayak
rapid swan
#

ducc too sweaty

dusk kayak
#

i only do research in college with a hope to land deepmind

quaint bolt
#

Lots of good profs at uoft that can help you out tbh

rapid swan
#

👀

#

u go to uoft?

quaint bolt
# rapid swan sounds like the hft tech stack

Not necessarily, google does a lot of OS stuff (gVisor, Fuschia?). Video streaming is also low latency so something like Google Stadia, Twitch on the steaming side of things, YouTube etc

rapid swan
#

its completely opposite of my tech stack

#

so Im not familiar

dusk kayak
#

i wanna work on twitch's streaming infra so badly

#

that sounds so sick

rapid swan
#

what is gvisor

dusk kayak
#

i got jp morgan OA already

quaint bolt
#

Nope but I was planning on doing something related to kernels

rapid swan
#

google glasses?

#

anti vaxx screen

dusk kayak
#

no comps hiring NLP enjoyers

rapid swan
dusk kayak
#

i applied

dusk kayak
#

i talked about my research in my app

quaint bolt
#

Implements a lot of the Linux system surface

dusk kayak
#

noooo let me IN

quaint bolt
#

Cool stuff

#

It’s open source, you can take a look at the code if you want

rapid swan
dusk kayak
#

me when compling is the groundwork for my research big sadge big sadge

#

i feel like i should

quaint bolt
#

MLE work is apparently not fun

dusk kayak
#

but i am not connected like that

rapid swan
#

its not

quaint bolt
#

Friend was swe on ML team at meta

rapid swan
#

lots of waiting

quaint bolt
#

He didn’t enjoy it at all

rapid swan
#

sounds boring to me

dusk kayak
#

i enjoyed all of the free time

quaint bolt
#

The “fun” stuff is ML research

rapid swan
dusk kayak
#

but yes ml research is the end goal

quaint bolt
#

Once you pass interviews yes

#

For host matching

rapid swan
#

u have to write an essay for every application these days

quaint bolt
rapid swan
#

idk why its a new trend

quaint bolt
#

Yes

rapid swan
#

not meming

#

ikr

quaint bolt
#

waterloo

rapid swan
#

Im mad

dusk kayak
#

wagon man is way too cracked man

ripe slate
dusk kayak
#

im just trying to catch up

ripe slate
#

not as glamorous as I thought it’d be

rapid swan
#

cant they interview for that

quaint bolt
rapid swan
#

y waste my time then resume reject

#

so annoying

rustic topaz
#

Why not?

quaint bolt
#

They implement something and they gotta wait for a couple months bc you need to gather data again PepeLaugh

rustic topaz
#

Why couldn't you solve redundant connections 2

ripe slate
#

machine learning engineer

rapid swan
#

🤔 maybe companies should ask qs other than "why _"

rustic topaz
#

Why couldn't you solve redundant connections 2

quaint bolt
#

Well he got to write code but it was just like “change this equation and let’s see if this makes things better” PepeLaugh

rapid swan
#

scale ai?

ripe slate
#

Facebook has an absurd amount of data at least

rustic topaz
#

Guys i just retook my codesignal, I did as worse as before. Are you suppose to grind the practice test?

ripe slate
#

far too much to train with u have to do so much sampling to find the useful datapoints out of the trillions of datapoints generated daily

rapid swan
#

let me do that during the behavioral not before the oa smh

dusk kayak
#

we need more behavioural interviews tbh

#

im tired of lc

rustic topaz
#

Guys i just retook my codesignal, I did as worse as before. Are you suppose to grind the practice test?

dusk kayak
#

i mean its a valid question

quaint bolt
#

The superior program, ECE dogesmile

#

Ain’t that right hayden

rustic topaz
#

how many test cases passed?

dusk kayak
rapid swan
#

nah fr

dusk kayak
#

ECE is just built different

rapid swan
#

let me apply and forget

quaint bolt
#

Wait you did ML stuff at google health no

#

Hayden

rustic topaz
#

dang that's good

#

wtf

dusk kayak
rustic topaz
#

apparently someone got that on their amazon intern @inner kernel

rustic topaz
#

💀

rapid swan
#

how is that legal

dusk kayak
#

there was also a non ML-stuff part but theres no way i can go into that in detail 💀

rapid swan
#

ya

#

its rng

quaint bolt
#

Just get past OA

dusk kayak
#

praying microsoft blesses me with some LC easies

quaint bolt
#

And you’re chilling

rapid swan
#

the final is also rng

rustic topaz
quaint bolt
#

Everyone I asked got a tagged q

quaint bolt
#

For LinkedIn

rustic topaz
#

some how that mf solved the question @inner kernel

#

:|

rapid swan
#

one of my qs wasnt tagged

rustic topaz
#

IN 25 MINUTES

quaint bolt
rapid swan
#

just finesse

dusk kayak
rapid swan
#

they didnt ask me that omegalul

rustic topaz
#

cant wait for the rest of the interviews to come through on monday
:Prayge:

dusk kayak
#

i need a reason to actually study LC

quaint bolt
#

Oh right

#

Databricks Monday prayge

rustic topaz
#

Guys how are y'all getting good scores in codesignal?

quaint bolt
#

Offer soon prayge

rapid swan
#

mine was recursion stuff mainly

dusk kayak
#

i need nuro interview first 💀

rustic topaz
#

Do y'all practice practice test?

rapid swan
#

🚿🚿🚿

rustic topaz
sly trellis
quaint bolt
dusk kayak
#

all i have rn is a recruiter with a resume on her desk

#

handed to her by a TPM

rustic topaz
dusk kayak
#

no emails no nothin

quaint bolt
rapid swan
quaint bolt
rapid swan
#

inb4 incoming databricks

quaint bolt
#

Practice ones are terrible

rustic topaz
#

😭

sly trellis
rustic topaz
#

How do you practice it?

#

Like I aam confused

#

I did as worse as a month ago

quaint bolt
#

Last last week

rustic topaz
#

😐

quaint bolt
#

Then Monday recruiter said I’m on to final

#

Yes dogesmile

#

The Wagon charm dogesmile

dusk kayak
#

need the wagon charm

quaint bolt
dusk kayak
#

imagine

quaint bolt
rustic topaz
#

😭

sly trellis
quaint bolt
rapid swan
#

u got this

#

final will be big W

quaint bolt
#

Ty prayge

rustic topaz
quaint bolt
#

The actual interview is apparently v easy it’s just the resume screen is insane?

#

Weird interview process

sly trellis
lethal badger
quaint bolt
#

Final as in on-site

jaunty cove
#

ppl said they got LC hards on their gap OA but i got lucky and got two pretty simlpe questions

quaint bolt
#

Databricks

quaint bolt
rustic topaz
#

I should have no applied to codesignal companies wtff

rapid swan
#

I have a db priority link

jaunty cove
#

4 is more about creaative solution, 3 is about typing fast

rapid swan
#

but

#

I didnt apply

#

it seems hard

quaint bolt
#

My recruiter told me “the technical interview will be about binary tree traversals and hash maps”

lethal badger
rustic topaz
rapid swan
#

wtf

#

u serious or trolling

jaunty cove
#

3 is hard to implement in terms of precise code 4 is hard to implement in terms of finding a solution that doesnt time out

quaint bolt
rapid swan
#

tf

sly trellis
rustic topaz
#

What do you need for databricks? @quaint bolt

rapid swan
quaint bolt
quaint bolt
rustic topaz
quaint bolt
#

800+

jaunty cove
rustic topaz
#

jesus fc

#

you need 800

rapid swan
sinful locust
#

databricks is auto tho right

rapid swan
#

wtf

jaunty cove
#

yes

sly trellis
#

Wtff

quaint bolt
#

OA is auto

rapid swan
#

how cracked r u

#

🚿🚿🚿

quaint bolt
#

It’s a free offer

jaunty cove
#

i think their resume screen is hard

quaint bolt
#

If you get past resume screen

rapid swan
#

so resume screen is after gca?

jaunty cove
#

yea

quaint bolt
#

Indeed

rapid swan
#

🚿

jaunty cove
#

i got instant oa and then got resume screened after

rapid swan
#

shit

sinful locust
rapid swan
#

how long can I procrastinate this

quaint bolt
#

I got recruiter phone the day I submitted my OA it was so funny PepeLaugh

rapid swan
quaint bolt
quaint bolt
#

@wraith ice I did databricks recruiter phone in the office and my manager was in the booth opposite mine PepeLaugh

dusk kayak
#

everyone in here needs a shower

#

but me

quaint bolt
#

He couldn’t see me but he might’ve heard me PepeLaugh

rapid swan
#

putting a "meeting" on the calendar

quaint bolt
#

I just told him I was calling my gf

steady crow
#

lmao

rapid swan
#

LMAOO

#

bruh @ the meta intern whos team was giving him lc advice

quaint bolt
#

Hmmm sure

#

I’ll send an anon resume

steady crow
#

@quaint bolt can i see too pls

quaint bolt
steady crow
ember bison
#

yeah its so weird

#

like what

#

its not even an internship

steady crow
#

i think i saw that lol

jaunty cove
#

i heard its closed

ember bison
#

linkedin has those gifs

steady crow
#

what even is abcs

#

Some freshman cs bootcamp?

jaunty cove
#

@wary whale see maye you applied for a different gap role than me

#

try applying to the SWE one

#

yes

steady crow
#

what is abcs and why is it so secretive

#

there’s literally no info in it

#

on it online