#2023_summer

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sinful locust
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twosum 2 and 3sum

mighty path
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3 sum actually o(n^3)

sinful locust
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good enuf

mighty path
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that’s what I’m saying

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Two pointer too hard

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smh

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inb4 3 pointer

sinful locust
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for 4 sum

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u use 4 pointers

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kek

mighty path
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if two pointer is so good where is 2 pointer 2?

sinful locust
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its 2 nested loops + two pointers

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absolute pain to manage

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sadcat

mighty path
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i just wanna be done with work bruv

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this my last day

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then I get a week to contemplate living before likely taking OS next sem

soft basin
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i just wanna be done with interviewing

sinful locust
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bro there's an off boarding thing i have to do

soft basin
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i fucking hate leetcode with a passion

mighty path
sinful locust
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sap is so fucking extra

mighty path
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You at SAP?

soft basin
mighty path
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i am not good enough to even open it

soft basin
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i flunked a few oas

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im on copium hoping amazon gives me 2 lc easy

mighty path
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i also don’t think I’d like HFT bruh

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Shots too stressful

soft basin
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im not a finance person tbh

sinful locust
mighty path
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just let me work for gov and like 2 hours a week for faang pay

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is it so much to ask

soft basin
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id rather work for social media or someth

mighty path
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i know a fella at Instagram

sinful locust
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i think its worth the trade off

mighty path
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i csn just climb corporate ladder

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become manager

sinful locust
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orrrrrrrrrr

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u can just work for 2 years and retire

mighty path
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🤨

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that requires much more gas than I have

sinful locust
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hft pays so much monie dude

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ur gonna be R O L L I N G in it after 2 years

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ull legit have enuf to retire

mighty path
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eh I’ll save that for the people that are grinding for it

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Cuz I’m not grinding 💀

sinful locust
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based

ember bison
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a lot more than 2

sinful locust
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well 5

mighty path
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maybe I’ll just full send palantir and try to get internship for FDSE

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no one wants to do it so I have ez accept maybe

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people be like FDSE sucks it’s not SWE
also FDSE: 200k ng

ember bison
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yea idk

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wasting ur 20s for $$$ doesnt sound right to me

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u can do the most shit in ur 20s

mighty path
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that’s gonna be happening regardless

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I’m pretty sure palantir FDSE travels a shit ton

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that could be hype

ember bison
mighty path
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work -> $$

ember bison
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but theres a huge difference between working 30-40 hours vs 60

mighty path
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bug trueskis

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If I work more than 40 im gone

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law interns fuming

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consultants fuming

quaint bolt
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Both my interviewers were FDSE for my on-site

mighty path
quaint bolt
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Well the first one was FDSE but the switched into regular SWE

ember bison
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i think FDSE has worse wlb

mighty path
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Forward deployed software engineer for palantir

quaint bolt
mighty path
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what is “on site@

ember bison
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final

mighty path
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is that legit on site

quaint bolt
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No

mighty path
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Ah ok

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how was the karat

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i haven’t prepared at all I have two weeks

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Time to absolutely grind

sinful locust
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anyone hear back for palantir path?

quaint bolt
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I solved three, it was p ez

mighty path
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if it’s like 2sum then I’m chillin

quaint bolt
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Easy, easy-med, med

mighty path
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😎

mighty path
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At my best I could prob solve a reasonable amount of meds

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I was prob like in between Easy-med leaning towards med

quaint bolt
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I’ve heard people go thru with 2 so you should be fine

mighty path
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now I look at lc easy and I’m like how tf I append to a list

sinful locust
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waiting to be rejected

hallow scroll
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Keep in mind wagons is cracked so add a difficulty to his rankings

sinful locust
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its been 3 days

mighty path
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I’m gonna try to see what I can pull out my ass with palantir but if not I’m just gonna chill with amazon

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I’m not being abused there

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advertising org too op

quaint bolt
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Amazon US?

mighty path
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yes

quaint bolt
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HCOL?

mighty path
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i work remote kek

quaint bolt
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L

mighty path
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i got stipend

sinful locust
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baed

mighty path
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😎

quaint bolt
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W

sinful locust
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will summer 2023 interns have to go into the office?

mighty path
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team dependent

quaint bolt
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Prolly

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My org goes in every Monday

mighty path
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if I work same team I doubt I’d go into office next summer

quaint bolt
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But it’s not a hard rule

mighty path
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bro I have to spam my mentor to come into the office

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And he lives15 mins away

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i live 1h45

quaint bolt
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I go in everyday bc friends and first in-person internship dogesmile

sinful locust
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ughhhhhh

mighty path
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i went in 1x per week to meet with other interns on my team

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I went to Seattle tho I went in every day there

sinful locust
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i hope my team is fully remote

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commuting aint it

mighty path
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just pick NYC main location

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🧠

hallow scroll
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Nyc winter prayge

mighty path
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you have winter?

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shit I need to apply to 2022 winter

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What’s open

hallow scroll
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I interviewed ye waiting on a reply

sinful locust
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amazon doesnt sponsor canadian mofos

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so my only choice is vancouver

mighty path
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next to Seattle

sinful locust
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ya but they wont let me in

mighty path
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after going to Europe for a week I want to study abroad

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Europe dogesmile

hallow scroll
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Internship abroad thanospog

mighty path
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YO

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winter internship abroad ????

sinful locust
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fuck me
im coming w ya

mighty path
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catch me working at BMW internship winter in Germany so I can test out all their cars on the Nurburgring

quaint bolt
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Come to Vancouver dogesmile

pseudo shoal
hearty river
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@quaint bolt

mighty path
pseudo shoal
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someone at cap 1 workshop LMAO

mighty path
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BRAIN TEASERS

hearty river
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@mighty path

mighty path
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Wat up

pseudo shoal
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@hearty river

mighty path
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@hearty river

oblique surge
tough ledge
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internship in nebraska >>

oblique surge
sinful locust
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amazooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn in an hourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

sinful locust
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rng gods please

sinful locust
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give me 2 sum

tough ledge
stark basin
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remember to say "customer" at least 5 times

oblique surge
sinful locust
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u wanna..... ?

mighty path
oblique surge
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😏

stark basin
tough ledge
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rip your liver out and say a customer is more worthy of it than you trust

oblique surge
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tell them you are ready to piss in the bottle

stark basin
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tell them you already piss in the bottle

oblique surge
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bezos wealth is the first priority for anything in your life

oblique surge
tough ledge
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you’ve moved past veganism and have an all banana diet

oblique surge
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they will never find someone who is as good as u

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u don't spill!

stark basin
oblique surge
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not a drop on the amazon's floor

quaint bolt
tough ledge
stark basin
oblique surge
stark basin
hearty river
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GOOSE

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SALLY THE GOOSE

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@stark basin

stark basin
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what does sally have to do with me

rustic topaz
uneven sand
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it wasn’t

mighty path
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so close to being free

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for all of one week

rose quarry
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How long after doing amazon OA2 do we get result?

soft basin
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theres only 1 oa

sinful locust
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just saw the most cracked person

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virtu, 5r, tower, IMC as a rising junior

rose quarry
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I got the second OA after doing first hackerrank OA

rapid swan
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everyone laughed

soft basin
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dw dawg u did fine

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just think of the resume value

rapid swan
rapid swan
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cs major?

soft basin
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all of u guys are v capable compared to what im at 🤣

sinful locust
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math @ MIT

rapid swan
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ok that makes more sense omegalul

soft basin
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makes sense

sinful locust
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i mean still

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even for MIT

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thats insane lmao

rapid swan
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ya still

soft basin
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ik a dude at mit who is a ml intern for mathworks

uneven sand
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altf4 is math @ cum

sinful locust
uneven sand
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*cmu

sinful locust
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no

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im econ @ MIT

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but trasnfer

uneven sand
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why Econ

soft basin
sinful locust
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💀 easier to get in

uneven sand
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transfer to cs

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cs easier than Econ

sinful locust
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even though mit doiesnt accept based on major

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my application was more suited for it

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nah cs too hard

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im gonna major in history

soft basin
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im gonna switch to gender studies

placid pelican
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How much more difficult are new grad swe apps vs intern

frail cape
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Is it possible to change resume after applying for amazon?

soft basin
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upload the file on ur portal

karmic sedge
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anyone taken sig codesignal?

sinful locust
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very easy

placid pelican
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no

crisp berry
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if i didnt fuck up the leadership part

stark basin
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if you have a bad resume

rapid swan
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good unicorn

soft basin
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just give amazon a bomb threat and ur guaranteed one

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jkjk dont do that

rapid swan
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do that u wont

stark basin
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they'd just 1-day ship it back to you

crisp berry
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good one

soft basin
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say the bomb is from ted kaczynski

sinful locust
hearty river
stark basin
sinful locust
soft basin
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me sniping amazon drones for free products

crisp berry
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STOP

rapid swan
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since when

soft basin
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are u at mit hungrytiger?

rapid swan
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omegalul @hearty river hi

rapid swan
soft basin
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just curious where yall go to school at

stark basin
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a top #1000 school

soft basin
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mine is top 1000 as well

crisp berry
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i just noticed it switched to Under Review

stark basin
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yeah that means they're reviewing

soft basin
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doesnt mean anything yet

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i had under review for like 2 weeks

crisp berry
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2 weeks between oa and interview?

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gg

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i thought they get back within 2 days

soft basin
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nono

stark basin
soft basin
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i did my oa july 28th

crisp berry
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whend id u get interview

soft basin
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ngl i forgot

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i havent been paying much attention to amazon

stark basin
soft basin
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ngl cap1 seems to be a very good option for me rn

crisp berry
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i didnt even apply to cap1

soft basin
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i feel id get cap1 more easily than amazon but idk

stark basin
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get Amazon first

soft basin
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if i get both tho ill think abt my options

crisp berry
soft basin
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dont rember

simple garden
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you ever bomb an interview so bad you just start writing pseudocode and praying

sand pendant
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yes

soft basin
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everyones process is gonan differ anyways

simple garden
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Who pinged me like 50 times while I was off da grid btw

sinful locust
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@simple garden

soft basin
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everyones process is gonan differ anyways

uneven sand
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is duolingo OA auto

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also do they test French

coarse marten
white zinc
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bro my amazon technical w was free

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not even leetcode

soft basin
white zinc
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it was just like

mighty path
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Duolingo has internship ?

white zinc
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trying to not be too specific so i don’t get booted but

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list of objects

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new list of objects

soft basin
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was that final round?

white zinc
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update old list of objects with new list objects

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yeah lol

soft basin
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wtf

mighty path
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amazon final was easier than OA

white zinc
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fr

mighty path
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for sure

harsh jackal
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Anyone done with the Ericsson text interview? What are they testing here?

ivory ocean
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Yeah everyone I've talked to had a super easy final at amz

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I hope I get that kind of luck too

uneven sand
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they tend to send out final invites on Monday right

ivory ocean
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well some of them weren't super easy

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but non were bad

naive kayak
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Meanwhile me waiting for OA

white zinc
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i was expecting at the very least a leetcode q

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but nah

ivory ocean
sinful locust
uneven sand
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what day of the week

sinful locust
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isnt that just pop and insert

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lol

white zinc
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yes lol

ivory ocean
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idk

sinful locust
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no way

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wtf

white zinc
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i just used dictionary

uneven sand
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I finished OA on Monday but haven’t heard back

sinful locust
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thats like one line

white zinc
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quite literally free

sinful locust
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lol

uneven sand
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and I aced coding

ivory ocean
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I think I did OA monday and got it thursday

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but just be patient mate

devout fractal
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I finished amz OA on Aug 1st, still no response

uneven sand
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sadge reject soon

ivory ocean
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they slowed their process since then

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BOG UP

coarse marten
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Did u put g and c1?

ivory ocean
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fuck bog prolly just blocked me again

coarse marten
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On ur resume

uneven sand
coarse marten
uneven sand
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I got OA so my resume should be fine

ivory ocean
uneven sand
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also google bayview is so nice

coarse marten
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In 40min

spark hearth
coarse marten
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Probably

uneven sand
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mr bog transfer to mtv

ivory ocean
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Yeah AMZ OA is after resume

uneven sand
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bay view has bidets :)

coarse marten
spark hearth
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is duolingo good

ivory ocean
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just a warning

coarse marten
ivory ocean
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^ anyone outside of the american south/midwest

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acting like taxes aren't that bad

uneven sand
frail cape
uneven sand
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that’s pretty good but you have to live in Pittsburgh

coarse marten
frail cape
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But you gotta live in pitt

spark hearth
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that's better than Google

sinful locust
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item to the list?

ivory ocean
sinful locust
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or copy it

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wtf

uneven sand
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I think it’s same as google

spark hearth
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Google is 45

uneven sand
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actually google better bc google gives more housing money

frail cape
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Isn't there New York for Duolingo?

coarse marten
ivory ocean
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tho I prefer Tennessee no income tax

spark hearth
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true

white zinc
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only add if needed

sinful locust
uneven sand
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duolingo or amazon

white zinc
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if not needed, update existing item

coarse marten
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Amz

sinful locust
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bro

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i bette

white zinc
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believe me if u got it u would pass LOL

sinful locust
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i better

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get something

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like that

coarse marten
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Collect faang stickers mr vexor

sinful locust
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I EXPECT

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TO GET THAT ON MONDAY

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PLZ

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LORD

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I BEG U

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ILL DO ANYTHING

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PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ LORD

ivory ocean
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Dr. Aight is the typa dude to be wearing shoes inside others' homes

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don't quote me

coarse marten
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HFTs one too

uneven sand
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I got a google Hawaiian shirt yesterday

frail cape
uneven sand
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it had all the google product logos on it

coarse marten
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Pic mr vexor

sinful locust
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PLZ

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PLZZZZZ

coarse marten
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Send pic

sinful locust
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I NEED AMAZON

white zinc
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that’s actually kinda sick

sinful locust
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LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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IBEG U

white zinc
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send pic

uneven sand
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including G+ bc it was from a few years ago

formal gust
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Does anyone have a list of companies that sponsor VISA in US?

uneven sand
frail cape
uneven sand
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I’ll send later

spark hearth
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can someone give me referall to Google, I'll give u referall to my startup

white zinc
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bro fiending for the zon

uneven sand
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immuta?

coarse marten
spark hearth
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yeah I can give referall to immuta if that's better for u

ivory ocean
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today I attempt to build my first PC since 8th grade

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wish me the goodest of lucks

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and the best of times

sinful locust
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Immuta is the hottest startup

ivory ocean
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When's Nuro apps open

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A guy in here promised he'd refer me

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Or else I wouldn't bother applying

coarse marten
ivory ocean
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They aren't having interns?

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damn man

uneven sand
ivory ocean
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Joe Biden personally hates me confirmed

coarse marten
ivory ocean
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ope

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mr bog should I undo my amazed kirb

coarse marten
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Maybe

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The picture seems mid tbh

uneven sand
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that’s just one part of the building lol

worn bear
uneven sand
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like in the corner

coarse marten
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Show best parts dogesmile

ivory ocean
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@pseudo orbit

frail cape
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take a pic of the bidets

uneven sand
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I would but there’s people

ivory ocean
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take a pic of you using the bidet

sinful locust
pseudo orbit
ivory ocean
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all of it

sinful locust
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Show us you using it

ivory ocean
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^me when I see bidet usage

sinful locust
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Do a video tutorial

pseudo orbit
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ok

uneven sand
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zenit use the heated seat

pseudo orbit
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hang on

sinful locust
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Ok

pseudo orbit
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no i dont like the heated seat

uneven sand
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max temp

pseudo orbit
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its kinda hot in michigan

coarse marten
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Mr zenit, how is the grind going

uneven sand
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bc you’re there

sinful locust
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Take more pics

pseudo orbit
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actually today's realatively cool, 80 deg max

ivory ocean
pseudo orbit
ivory ocean
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was like near 90 last week

uneven sand
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ok it’s cooler here

coarse marten
uneven sand
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Today max is 76

ivory ocean
coarse marten
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Fs

pseudo orbit
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wbu mr Bog?

pseudo orbit
pseudo orbit
ivory ocean
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ur so quirky zenit

pseudo orbit
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i know

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im different

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wbu mr Bog?

coarse marten
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Nice mr zenit

pseudo orbit
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than yall

coarse marten
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Rest

ivory ocean
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I actually gotta get on bsearch like rn if I'm doing it

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Just realized my pc parts come in abt half an hour

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so I will be constructing

pseudo orbit
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Adrenalyngt when will you be back in EL?

ivory ocean
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idk for sure

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I'll be there the 20th

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but then I head home to get another load of luggage

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we can't fit much in our car

honest spire
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@sinful locust what codesignal do u need for cap one

pseudo orbit
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oh dang ok

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i’m moving on the 25th

pseudo orbit
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actually some point between the 23-25th

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hi salat i hope you’re doing well

ivory ocean
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@honest spire I got like a 760 and got final

ivory ocean
honest spire
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built

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among us

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sussy

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bkaa

ivory ocean
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I look forward to this coming year

honest spire
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when we go into great depression

ivory ocean
pseudo orbit
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what parts did you order adrenalyngt

pseudo orbit
ivory ocean
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i will dm parts list

pseudo orbit
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ok

honest spire
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is 760 higih

ivory ocean
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no

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it's mediocre

proud whale
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Has anyone done Lyft ETA feedback session after mock?

pseudo orbit
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i think they said above 700 is good for cap1

ivory ocean
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If it's clearer, I got full test cases on 3 of the 4 and left question #3 blank

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and finished in about 20 min

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if that's more helpful than score

honest spire
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ic

coarse marten
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Good is like 760+

hearty river
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@coarse marten

ivory ocean
hearty river
pseudo orbit
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ok

honest spire
pseudo orbit
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exposed

pseudo orbit
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when he’s french, does leetcode, and is a monke 😍😍😍😍

coarse marten
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Are you in interview loops mr zenit?

pseudo orbit
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Bog is my dream husband idk why you guys are shitting on him

pseudo orbit
ivory ocean
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ZEWNIT YOU TOLD ME YOU WERENT

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DM ME

pseudo orbit
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also have a ton of OAs to do that i’ve been slacking on

pseudo orbit
ivory ocean
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but but but

pseudo orbit
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also i updated you like 5 weeks ago LOL

ivory ocean
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I'm special cuz you know me irl

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did you

pseudo orbit
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yeah true

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but

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i’m too lazy

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and i have to leave soon

ivory ocean
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you make a valid point

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however

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bubble tea

pseudo orbit
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cum

ivory ocean
pseudo orbit
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i’m gonna come

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do not come

ivory ocean
ivory ocean
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she juss like me fr

pseudo orbit
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😻

ivory ocean
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me too

pseudo orbit
ivory ocean
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they may have starved millions

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but they were kinda ocol

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cool

pseudo orbit
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better than todays russia

ivory ocean
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in a quirky way

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yeah i suppose

placid pelican
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how badly will the recession affect the application cycle for this summer

ivory ocean
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idk about that lol

ivory ocean
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Invading Ukraine? Bad, yes. But 1922-91 Russia essentially invaded the entire Eastern block, starved like 25 million people to death, and mass executed people working in academia

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But ya know

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both no good

placid pelican
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i alr comed

pseudo orbit
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me to the recession:

ivory ocean
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mango knows how to mf tango

placid pelican
ivory ocean
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yahkunazon tv?

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that's a secret project who told you

placid pelican
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gotta be jiggy wit it

placid pelican
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whaaat

pseudo orbit
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me to the recession:

ivory ocean
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s/o the amazon intern who got fired this year cuz he discord streamed the company's codebase to his friends and posted tiktoks of him doing cocaine in corporate housing in seattle

placid pelican
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my roommate boosts this server? what a loser

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lmao

ivory ocean
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I know he's in here

sinful locust
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mango.... u dont have to lie

ivory ocean
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the commie bastards driving the amazon truck just moved my delivery time back 15 minutes

placid pelican
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my bad bro was tryna get u in my bed

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but unfortunately i have a roommate

ivory ocean
placid pelican
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@placid sky why does ur bum ass boost this server.

ivory ocean
placid sky
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Good question

ivory ocean
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WHAT

uneven sand
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tf I got a text from someone with a Wisconsin area code

ivory ocean
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holy shit guys someone is on my discord

uneven sand
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they just said “hello”

ivory ocean
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wait maybe I did

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we'll see if it happens again

uneven sand
placid pelican
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feetcode

ivory ocean
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what

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it just moved back up 15 minutes when you sent me that

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are you driving the amazon truck?

pseudo orbit
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nah just weird politicization of amazon truck drivers

uneven sand
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yes

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amazon truck drivers are communist

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amazon is communist tbh

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bezos pretty much employs an entire country

pseudo orbit
#

fr

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that's commuhnism if ive ever seen one

ivory ocean
pseudo orbit
#

lol ok

ivory ocean
#

and since we were discussing the USSR earlier it was what sprang to mind

pseudo orbit
#

yeah

ivory ocean
wooden shard
#

Anyone have parseable resume template?

ivory ocean
#

also shoutout Jake

pseudo orbit
#

i just get rural white supremacist vibes whenever i see the word "commie" being used as an insult, no offense

ivory ocean
pseudo orbit
#

yeye

ivory ocean
#

like faking being a hick

pseudo orbit
#

yeah lol

honest spire
#

i want to maxim8ize

#

samong

#

susyshgg

#

gajbjaba

ivory ocean
#

what the fuck did you just say

honest spire
#

@hearty river

ivory ocean
#

bruh cmon

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why'd you have to summon him, I was on such a good no-wazowski streak

pseudo orbit
#

;_;

weary totem
ivory ocean
#

holy fuck jack harlow is alive

rapid swan
#

@hallow scroll HOW WAS ASANA

hallow scroll
#

HARD

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BUT DECENT

rapid swan
#

WTF

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YOOOOO

#

DECENT

hallow scroll
#

didnt bomb as hard as I thought I would

rapid swan
#

LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

rapid swan
honest spire
honest spire
#

i think someone's incorrectly training my ai

rapid swan
#

😈

hallow scroll
#

idk about offer but we'll seeeeeeee

hallow scroll
#

tru

rapid swan
hallow scroll
#

early next week

#

i just want either amazon or asana im perfectly happy with either Sadge

uneven sand
sinful locust
#

pymetrics is so stupid

spark hearth
#

^

craggy verge
hallow scroll
#

I have slack but im recruiting for winter

craggy verge
hallow scroll
#

think i was on cooldown or something and I dont think msft does winter

craggy verge
#

Damn aIUcry2

#

seulgikeke bruh that’s wild

sinful locust
#

JUST FINISHEED

#

bruh

#

they asked me fib

#

You are able to derive value from your mistakes, but you don't dwell on the past excessively.

#

what the fuck is this shit

#

pymetrics headass mf

proud whale
sinful locust
#

then they asked to check if a node is reachable from another node

proud whale
#

The thought just came to mind

sinful locust
#

amazon interview

#

wow

#

so easy

hallow scroll
sinful locust
#

imagine i get rejected

proud whale
#

Should we get a 2nd offer incase

hallow scroll
#

no shot they renege

proud whale
#

Aight

sinful locust
#

they fr asked fib wtf

proud whale
#

I trust it

hallow scroll
#
  • slack has a stable and good product
#

unlike bitgo and coinbase

proud whale
#

BITGO 🤣🤣🤣

#

my dream lineup may soon be reality

hallow scroll
proud whale
#

Lyft opens soon

#

G Winter, Slack Summer, Lyft Fall 23’

#

Would literally be like

#

I N S A N E

hallow scroll
#

goat

proud whale
echo lynx
#

Hey bro

sinful locust
#

yeash

#

im doing hte pymetyrics rn

#

its so cringe

#

i hate it

echo lynx
#

One quick question, do you actually have different addresses?

sinful locust
#

its a pymetrics thing

#

when u submit

echo lynx
#

How did you change your postal code if you don't have different addresses?

oblique surge
jaunty coyote
#

Does Capital One hire in January as well for summer 2023 or are they done by then?

oblique surge
#

I got OA from them, looked at that shit and dropped it immediately

ember bison
#

if u wanna finesse

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just put ur neighbors address

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and then if u get the offer

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just change it back

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say that u put the wrong address on accident

#

once u get the offer idt they care bout blacklist

sinful locust
#

it says this on the mastercard posting*This requisition is for TAPIA Conference attendees only.

ember bison
#

use google voice for the new number number

sinful locust
#

pitt csc bugged

#

my pymetrics was mid

#

this is so shit lmfao

mighty path
#

presentation donezo

echo lynx
mighty path
#

internship done dogesmile

echo lynx
ember bison
#

no

echo lynx
honest spire
#

@ember bison do they check ip address

ember bison
#

oh postal codes yes

#

i did this at a different ip address

#

so idk

echo lynx
#

Hmm

ember bison
#

but idt postal codes matter

#

like

#

two people with the same name can live in the same postal code

echo lynx
#

ye ye postal codes should be distinct right?

honest spire
#

how bout resume

honest spire
ember bison
#

id slightly change ur resume

honest spire
#

so u would have multiple people applying to amazon on the same block

echo lynx
#

Do you think amazon takes that into account though?

ember bison
#

i am the only person with my name from my school

#

and possibly the entire state

echo lynx
ember bison
#

so they shouldve caught me

#

so i think its automatic

honest spire
#

bro like 10 people have the same name as me

echo lynx
#

Ok ok

#

I used another template, LOL

ember bison
#

just change a single word

echo lynx
#

Ah ok ok

ember bison
#

change “created” to “implemented” or smth

#

u got any offers bro?

#

no

#

do you have any offers rn

#

ok

#

mans doesnt know the struggle

honest spire
#

@ember bison what grad date

ember bison
#

24

honest spire
#

ok

echo lynx
#

ah nah nah, it't not fraud

true lava
#

woah

echo lynx
#

I got a Fall internship

true lava
#

did i just someone get doinked in real time

#

witness

echo lynx
#

So updated my resume for the Fall internship to try again

#

Ah I see I see

remote tartan
#

Yo for anyone who took the IMC video interview, did y’all get any confirmation once it was finished?

#

Still haven’t heard back from them and it’s been like 5 days

#

Nah I meant like a confirmation email saying thank you for taking the video interview 😂

sinful locust
#

i cant believe i was studying lc hards

#

and amazon gave me fibonacci number

#

and see if two nodes are connected in graph

echo lynx
#

If you change postal code and remove a space from it, should that still work?

ember bison
#

huh

#

postal code is like zip code right

soft basin
ember bison
#

how would a space impact the postal code

#

they’d just strip it

#

brb

echo lynx
ember bison
#

just change the postal code bro

#

by 1

#

say u made a typo if u get the offer

echo lynx
#

Ah man

#

Can't really do that for my conviction bro

ember bison
#

conviction?!

#

ur a sex offender?

echo lynx
#

Nah nah

#

Deeply convicted to do the right thing man

ember bison
#

????

#

wtfff

echo lynx
#

Ah bro, it's complex

#

Very complicated

ember bison
#

then why r u asking me bout this

#

yea lol

echo lynx
soft basin
#

LETS GOOO

#

congrats

echo lynx
#

Ey!!!

harsh jackal
#

Congo bro

ember bison
#

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

#

swe or trader

echo lynx
ember bison
#

no clue

#

just

clever grail
#

yobro

ember bison
#

give them the right address for ur background check

echo lynx
#

Cause you've been filtered out

ember bison
#

yeah

echo lynx
#

But then would they try to match it though?

ember bison
#

like they dont care after u get the offer

#

after u get the offer

#

change ur addy back

echo lynx
#

Interesting then.
I'll use my school's mailing address

echo lynx
ember bison
#

bro just change ur address from 691 dude street to 692 dude street

#

u can pass it off as a typo ezpz

sinful locust
#

Recruiter cap1 sent me this what does this mean?

ember bison
#

like its not that complicated

#

LMFAO

#

he saw the bag

soft basin
#

when did u interview with them?

sinful locust
#

Yesterday

soft basin
#

holy shit thats fast

devout fractal
#

i can only imagine offer, they would just reject otherwise

pseudo shoal
#

Offer?

soft basin
#

with how fast that was id be scared if it was a reject

echo lynx
#

Ah man, amazon gives you an option to use your mailing address on their platform man

#

Conviction's still intact

soft basin
#

better take that 96 an hour

#

good moonay

honest spire
#

more instability and uncertainty

#

= better quant

soft basin
#

jesus ur cracked

honest spire
#

@sinful locust is ur new grad going to be like

#

1 mil tc

ember bison
#

holy fuck

#

n3 arent u like 2k on cf

honest spire
#

what school n3 goes to

ember bison
#

just checked hes 2k

#

bro

#

kyang?

#

isnt n3 rising junior

honest spire
#

how do i get good on codeforces

#

goated advice

#

tysm

tardy ridge
#

can you put ur cf rating on resume lol

#

if its good

#

ok just wondering, mine isnt good

#

what college you go to

soft basin
#

sounds abt right for jane street tho

midnight halo
#

does recruiter call after c1 power day always mean offer

#

missed the call got pushed to next week

strange rain
#

OOD stuff? or build a game?

sick oar
#

@sinful locust oa —> phone —> super day?

honest spire
#

wait

#

what is janestreet new grad

sick oar
#

no oa?

honest spire
#

target schol??

sick oar
#

bruh wtf

honest spire
#

damn

sick oar
#

i even had an OA for non swe

sinful locust
#

codesignal can suck it

honest spire
#

ye ic

sick oar
#

t20?

sinful locust
#

stupid ass questions

sick oar
#

nah overall

soft basin
#

uc berkeley?

honest spire
#

can we stop asking him im srry 😭

soft basin
#

honestly u can be cracked at problem solving without being at target school

clever grail
#

interrogation

devout fractal
#

^

honest spire
#

@sinful locust how are u doing that

soft basin
#

lmao good idea

devout fractal
#

only good thign abt school name is for first intern

mighty path
#

hmm it took me 20 mins to remember how to solve max subarray dp

#

unbased

sinful locust
#

2000 is crazy good right

#

on codeforces?

mighty path
honest spire
#

wait what

mighty path
#

also unbased

honest spire
#

ye don't dox him lmfao

soft basin
mighty path
#

i wish I had this stuff implanted in my head

#

😳

sinful locust
#

guys leave n3 alone lol

soft basin
honest spire
#

😳

devout fractal
#

n3's leetcode problem solving sessions were so helpful

soft basin
#

fax

sinful locust
#

n3 is cracked and u guys finding out his identity isnt gonna make ur lc go up xddd

mighty path
#

imagine spending all that time doxxing leetcoding instead

soft basin
#

i wish i had the capacity to look at a problem and instantly know what to do

#

im at my mental capacity bruv

honest spire
#

@sinful locust im rlly srry brotha

mighty path
#

I think very hard to get o(n^3) solution on 3 sum

sinful locust
#

did cp help a lot

honest spire
sinful locust
#

wait no bruh some ppl say not

#

really

dry lion
#

how long does roblox take to get back?

mighty path
sinful locust
#

hence my quesion

soft basin
mighty path
#

embed fail

sinful locust
#

but i assume so

mighty path
#

Anyone have list of winter 2023 internship

honest spire
#

^

real sedge
mighty path
#

i lc better when I’m in school

#

when I’m home I don’t code bruh

real sedge
#

Hello banan

mighty path
#

hope yall are having similar luck with internships

tardy ridge
#

did you do a bunch of cp contests like hacker cup, google codejam, icpc etc

honest spire
#

@sinful locust goated profile pic

#

it got bird

tardy ridge
#

nah im just asking

sinful locust
#

lmao

soft basin
#

the more i do leetcode the more i reconsider my decision with computer science

tardy ridge
#

idek who you are, i was just curious thats all

honest spire
#

@tardy ridge do codeforces

sinful locust
#

i feel like lc has diminishing returns

#

need to get better

#

true

#

lmao

honest spire
#

nah im not

soft basin
#

im a rising jr struggling to get into the swe industry

#

i doubt im in that percentile

honest spire
#

@sinful locust congrats

soft basin
#

what do u think im doin

#

ive got interview next week

ember bison
#

agreed. faang isnt all that lol. most people here are just as smart as everyone else. its literally ppl who just try harder

soft basin
#

id say faang is useful to break into tech

#

exactly

ember bison
#

well

soft basin
#

imma also go see a psychiatrist abt my issues of focusing on shit

ember bison
#

working hard just reduces the impacts of bad luck and enhances the impacts of good luck

#

thats how i think bout it

honest spire
ember bison
#

often times u have no say

honest spire
#

but honestly u should use a focus app or something