#2023_summer
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good enuf
if two pointer is so good where is 2 pointer 2?
i just wanna be done with work bruv
this my last day
then I get a week to contemplate living before likely taking OS next sem
i just wanna be done with interviewing
bro there's an off boarding thing i have to do
i fucking hate leetcode with a passion
buddy we just started
sap is so fucking extra
You at SAP?
ive got 2 next week 😩
I got citadel OA I’m not fucking doing it
i am not good enough to even open it
im not a finance person tbh
yes
id rather work for social media or someth
i know a fella at Instagram
u lose like 2 years of ur life to become rich asf
i think its worth the trade off
hft pays so much monie dude
ur gonna be R O L L I N G in it after 2 years
ull legit have enuf to retire
based
???
a lot more than 2
well 5
maybe I’ll just full send palantir and try to get internship for FDSE
no one wants to do it so I have ez accept maybe
people be like FDSE sucks it’s not SWE
also FDSE: 200k ng
yea idk
wasting ur 20s for $$$ doesnt sound right to me
u can do the most shit in ur 20s
that’s gonna be happening regardless
I’m pretty sure palantir FDSE travels a shit ton
that could be hype
wdym
work -> $$
but theres a huge difference between working 30-40 hours vs 60
bug trueskis
If I work more than 40 im gone
law interns fuming
consultants fuming
Both my interviewers were FDSE for my on-site
wait u had palantir interview?
Well the first one was FDSE but the switched into regular SWE
i think FDSE has worse wlb
Forward deployed software engineer for palantir
Finished on-site, on to HM
what is “on site@
final
is that legit on site
No
Ah ok
how was the karat
i haven’t prepared at all I have two weeks
Time to absolutely grind
anyone hear back for palantir path?
I solved three, it was p ez
Easy, easy-med, med
😎
hmm
At my best I could prob solve a reasonable amount of meds
I was prob like in between Easy-med leaning towards med
I’ve heard people go thru with 2 so you should be fine
now I look at lc easy and I’m like how tf I append to a list
i did their karat
waiting to be rejected
Keep in mind wagons is cracked so add a difficulty to his rankings
its been 3 days
I’m gonna try to see what I can pull out my ass with palantir but if not I’m just gonna chill with amazon
I’m not being abused there
advertising org too op
Amazon US?
yes
HCOL?
i work remote kek
L
i got stipend
baed
😎
W
will summer 2023 interns have to go into the office?
team dependent
if I work same team I doubt I’d go into office next summer
But it’s not a hard rule
bro I have to spam my mentor to come into the office
And he lives15 mins away
i live 1h45
I go in everyday bc friends and first in-person internship 
ughhhhhh
i went in 1x per week to meet with other interns on my team
I went to Seattle tho I went in every day there
Nyc winter 
I interviewed ye waiting on a reply
next to Seattle
Internship abroad 
fuck me
im coming w ya
catch me working at BMW internship winter in Germany so I can test out all their cars on the Nurburgring
Come to Vancouver 
@quaint bolt
OOF
someone at cap 1 workshop LMAO
BRAIN TEASERS
@mighty path
Wat up
@hearty river
@hearty river
lmao wtf
internship in nebraska >>
coal mine?
amazooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn in an hourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
gl
rng gods please
have fun
give me 2 sum

remember to say "customer" at least 5 times
Good luck good luck
what about 3 sum ? 
u wanna..... ?
just say you love on call and want to be perpetually on call
😏
they put you on AWS and you die
rip your liver out and say a customer is more worthy of it than you trust
tell them you are ready to piss in the bottle
tell them you already piss in the bottle
bezos wealth is the first priority for anything in your life
and you are GOOD at it
you’ve moved past veganism and have an all banana diet
they don't have bananas here
i'll just say I only need coffee to survive
not a drop on the amazon's floor
We got blue water here too 
coffee grinds every meal
and even that's not really that important for your survival. You are ready to get coffee only when you are given one

Praying for your buddy 🙏

HOPEFULLY U GET TWOSUM
it wasn’t
How long after doing amazon OA2 do we get result?
theres only 1 oa
I got the second OA after doing first hackerrank OA

all of u guys are v capable compared to what im at 🤣
math @ MIT
ok that makes more sense 
makes sense
ik a dude at mit who is a ml intern for mathworks
altf4 is math @ cum
wot
*cmu
why Econ
carnegie university mellon
even though mit doiesnt accept based on major
my application was more suited for it
nah cs too hard
im gonna major in history
im gonna switch to gender studies
How much more difficult are new grad swe apps vs intern
Is it possible to change resume after applying for amazon?
upload the file on ur portal
anyone taken sig codesignal?
very easy
no
if i didnt fuck up the leadership part
mathworks is lit
good unicorn

do that u wont
they'd just 1-day ship it back to you
good one
say the bomb is from ted kaczynski
nah they got 1 hr drone delivery soon




me sniping amazon drones for free products
STOP
are u at mit hungrytiger?
@hearty river hi
no
why u ask
just curious where yall go to school at
a top #1000 school
mine is top 1000 as well
yeah that means they're reviewing
nono

i did my oa july 28th
whend id u get interview

ngl cap1 seems to be a very good option for me rn
i didnt even apply to cap1
i feel id get cap1 more easily than amazon but idk
im more likely to get cap1 🤣
if i get both tho ill think abt my options
do uk if it took a long time
dont rember
you ever bomb an interview so bad you just start writing pseudocode and praying
yes
everyones process is gonan differ anyways
Who pinged me like 50 times while I was off da grid btw
@simple garden
everyones process is gonan differ anyways
Russian
explain
it was just like
Duolingo has internship ?
trying to not be too specific so i don’t get booted but
list of objects
new list of objects
was that final round?
wtf
amazon final was easier than OA
fr
for sure
Anyone done with the Ericsson text interview? What are they testing here?
Yeah everyone I've talked to had a super easy final at amz
I hope I get that kind of luck too
they tend to send out final invites on Monday right
Meanwhile me waiting for OA
Mine was just 3 days after
tf
what day of the week
yes lol
idk
i just used dictionary
I finished OA on Monday but haven’t heard back
thats like one line
quite literally free
lol
and I aced coding
I finished amz OA on Aug 1st, still no response
same
sadge reject soon
Did u put g and c1?
fuck bog prolly just blocked me again
On ur resume
yes especially c1
I got OA so my resume should be fine

also google bayview is so nice
In 40min
what company
Probably
mr bog transfer to mtv
Yeah AMZ OA is after resume
Taxes hitting hard
is duolingo good
last time I used a bidet I got kicked out, I guess they aren't meant to be used on ur throat too
just a warning
Saying this as a French mf 
for interns they pay 47/hr in pitt

that’s pretty good but you have to live in Pittsburgh
It is, if you are poor
But you gotta live in pitt
that's better than Google
like add a new
item to the list?
texas no income tax go brrrt
I think it’s same as google
Google is 45
actually google better bc google gives more housing money
Isn't there New York for Duolingo?
Just join G full time
tho I prefer Tennessee no income tax
true

duolingo or amazon
if not needed, update existing item
Amz
believe me if u got it u would pass LOL
Collect faang stickers mr vexor
I EXPECT
TO GET THAT ON MONDAY
PLZ
LORD
I BEG U
ILL DO ANYTHING
PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ LORD
HFTs one too
I got a google Hawaiian shirt yesterday
send pic pls
it had all the google product logos on it
Pic mr vexor
Send pic
I NEED AMAZON
that’s actually kinda sick
send pic
including G+ bc it was from a few years ago
Does anyone have a list of companies that sponsor VISA in US?
im at work and the shirt is at home
AMAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I’ll send later
can someone give me referall to Google, I'll give u referall to my startup
bro fiending for the zon
immuta?
Send bayview pic
yeah I can give referall to immuta if that's better for u
today I attempt to build my first PC since 8th grade
wish me the goodest of lucks
and the best of times
Immuta is the hottest startup
When's Nuro apps open
A guy in here promised he'd refer me
Or else I wouldn't bother applying
Recession
Joe Biden personally hates me confirmed
You call that nice?
that’s just one part of the building lol
pog
like in the corner
Show best parts 
@pseudo orbit
take a pic of the bidets
I would but there’s people
take a pic of you using the bidet
LMAOOOO
Take pics of the ppl
which part do you want
all of it
Show us you using it
Do a video tutorial
ok
zenit use the heated seat
hang on
Ok
no i dont like the heated seat
max temp
its kinda hot in michigan
Mr zenit, how is the grind going
bc you’re there
Take more pics
actually today's realatively cool, 80 deg max
its very toasty lately
it's going, i try to do at least 3 LC a day
was like near 90 last week
ok it’s cooler here
Bs in 30m?
Today max is 76
omg can i come
Fs
wbu mr Bog?
yeah exact;y
nah i have plans today, touching grass, im not like the other cs majors
ur so quirky zenit
Nice mr zenit
than yall
Rest
I actually gotta get on bsearch like rn if I'm doing it
Just realized my pc parts come in abt half an hour
so I will be constructing
Adrenalyngt when will you be back in EL?
idk for sure
I'll be there the 20th
but then I head home to get another load of luggage
we can't fit much in our car

@sinful locust what codesignal do u need for cap one
@honest spire I got like a 760 and got final
Awesome
damn
built
among us
sussy
bkaa
I look forward to this coming year
when we go into great depression
issa low score i know :/
what parts did you order adrenalyngt
LMAOOO
i will dm parts list
ok
is 760 higih
Has anyone done Lyft ETA feedback session after mock?
but it’s good enough for cap1
i think they said above 700 is good for cap1
If it's clearer, I got full test cases on 3 of the 4 and left question #3 blank
and finished in about 20 min
if that's more helpful than score
ic
It's not
Good is like 760+
@coarse marten
No way let’s go I had minimum
when he’s french, does leetcode, and is a monke 😍😍😍😍
Are you in interview loops mr zenit?
Bog is my dream husband idk why you guys are shitting on him
yeah several but i’m too lazy to list them atm
also have a ton of OAs to do that i’ve been slacking on
i am too lazy to list them atm
but but but
also i updated you like 5 weeks ago LOL
cum


she juss like me fr
😻

better than todays russia
how badly will the recession affect the application cycle for this summer
idk about that lol
Invading Ukraine? Bad, yes. But 1922-91 Russia essentially invaded the entire Eastern block, starved like 25 million people to death, and mass executed people working in academia
But ya know
both no good
i alr comed
me to the recession:
mango knows how to mf tango
im gonna cum
yktv
gotta be jiggy wit it
whaaat
me to the recession:
s/o the amazon intern who got fired this year cuz he discord streamed the company's codebase to his friends and posted tiktoks of him doing cocaine in corporate housing in seattle
I know he's in here
but u told me u live alone
mango.... u dont have to lie
the commie bastards driving the amazon truck just moved my delivery time back 15 minutes

@placid sky why does ur bum ass boost this server.

Good question
tf I got a text from someone with a Wisconsin area code
holy shit guys someone is on my discord
they just said “hello”

feetcode
tf lol
what
it just moved back up 15 minutes when you sent me that
are you driving the amazon truck?
nah just weird politicization of amazon truck drivers
yes
amazon truck drivers are communist
amazon is communist tbh
bezos pretty much employs an entire country
oh I was just picking a random political buzzword insult
lol ok
and since we were discussing the USSR earlier it was what sprang to mind
yeah

Anyone have parseable resume template?
Jake's resume on Overleaf
also shoutout Jake
i just get rural white supremacist vibes whenever i see the word "commie" being used as an insult, no offense
Fair, I've only ever seen or heard it used sarcastically
yeye
like faking being a hick
yeah lol
what the fuck did you just say
@hearty river
;_;

holy fuck jack harlow is alive
@hallow scroll HOW WAS ASANA
didnt bomb as hard as I thought I would
LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

REAL
REAL
tru
do u kno when u hear back
pymetrics is so stupid
^
Don’t you already have apple?
no lol
I have slack but im recruiting for winter
Ah I see ok, good luck bro. Come to microsoft lol. Azure Core is great
they auto rejected me lol
think i was on cooldown or something and I dont think msft does winter
JUST FINISHEED
bruh
they asked me fib
You are able to derive value from your mistakes, but you don't dwell on the past excessively.
what the fuck is this shit
pymetrics headass mf
Are u worried ab slack reneging at all
then they asked to check if a node is reachable from another node
The thought just came to mind
nah theyre backed by salesforce
imagine i get rejected
Should we get a 2nd offer incase
no shot they renege
Aight
they fr asked fib wtf
I trust it

Lyft opens soon
G Winter, Slack Summer, Lyft Fall 23’
Would literally be like
I N S A N E
goat
Hey bro
One quick question, do you actually have different addresses?
How did you change your postal code if you don't have different addresses?
well, at least it's not IQ roblox style
Does Capital One hire in January as well for summer 2023 or are they done by then?
I got OA from them, looked at that shit and dropped it immediately
yes
if u wanna finesse
just put ur neighbors address
and then if u get the offer
just change it back
say that u put the wrong address on accident
once u get the offer idt they care bout blacklist
it says this on the mastercard posting*This requisition is for TAPIA Conference attendees only.
use google voice for the new number number
i applied
lol
presentation donezo
Ye ye, I did that
internship done 
But then, did you use different postal codes?
no
Like did you use duplicate postal codes?
@ember bison do they check ip address
Hmm
but idt postal codes matter
like
two people with the same name can live in the same postal code
ye ye postal codes should be distinct right?
how bout resume
everyone in the bay is a swe
id slightly change ur resume
so u would have multiple people applying to amazon on the same block
Ye ye I agree
Do you think amazon takes that into account though?
no
i am the only person with my name from my school
and possibly the entire state
Hmm nice nice, me too
bro like 10 people have the same name as me
just change a single word
Ah ok ok
change “created” to “implemented” or smth
u got any offers bro?
no
do you have any offers rn
ok
mans doesnt know the struggle
@ember bison what grad date
24
ok
ah nah nah, it't not fraud
woah
I got a Fall internship
Yo for anyone who took the IMC video interview, did y’all get any confirmation once it was finished?
Still haven’t heard back from them and it’s been like 5 days
Nah I meant like a confirmation email saying thank you for taking the video interview 😂
i cant believe i was studying lc hards
and amazon gave me fibonacci number
and see if two nodes are connected in graph
Wait, quick question man
If you change postal code and remove a space from it, should that still work?
lucky
Ouch, oh no
Ah, just wanted to know the changes that would potentially pass their screen
Ey!!!
Congo bro
Quick question man, for the background check, do they ask for your mailing address or your actual address?
yobro
give them the right address for ur background check
Ah I see
Cause you've been filtered out
yeah
But then would they try to match it though?
like they dont care after u get the offer
after u get the offer
change ur addy back
Ah I see
Interesting then.
I'll use my school's mailing address
Thanks a lot man
bro just change ur address from 691 dude street to 692 dude street
u can pass it off as a typo ezpz
Recruiter cap1 sent me this what does this mean?
maybe offer?
when did u interview with them?
Yesterday
holy shit thats fast
i can only imagine offer, they would just reject otherwise
Offer?
with how fast that was id be scared if it was a reject
Ah man, amazon gives you an option to use your mailing address on their platform man
Conviction's still intact
jesus ur cracked
what school n3 goes to
can you put ur cf rating on resume lol
if its good
ok just wondering, mine isnt good
what college you go to
sounds abt right for jane street tho
does recruiter call after c1 power day always mean offer
missed the call got pushed to next week
OOD stuff? or build a game?
@sinful locust oa —> phone —> super day?
no oa?
bruh wtf
damn
i even had an OA for non swe
codesignal can suck it
ye ic
t20?
stupid ass questions
nah overall
uc berkeley?
can we stop asking him im srry 😭
honestly u can be cracked at problem solving without being at target school
interrogation
ye lmao
^
@sinful locust how are u doing that
lmao good idea
only good thign abt school name is for first intern
ah kadanes algo
imagine knowing the algo name
wait what
also unbased
ye don't dox him lmfao
its implanted into my head 😐
guys leave n3 alone lol
the algo name is at least
😳
n3's leetcode problem solving sessions were so helpful
fax
n3 is cracked and u guys finding out his identity isnt gonna make ur lc go up xddd
imagine spending all that time doxxing leetcoding instead
i wish i had the capacity to look at a problem and instantly know what to do
im at my mental capacity bruv
@sinful locust im rlly srry brotha
I think very hard to get o(n^3) solution on 3 sum
did cp help a lot
ye obv
how long does roblox take to get back?
hence my quesion
everyone has a diff learning method
embed fail
right so im asking him lmao
but i assume so
Anyone have list of winter 2023 internship
^
No, but Stripe opens for Winter in a week or 2
ty
i lc better when I’m in school
when I’m home I don’t code bruh
Hello banan
hope yall are having similar luck with internships
did you do a bunch of cp contests like hacker cup, google codejam, icpc etc
nah im just asking
lmao
the more i do leetcode the more i reconsider my decision with computer science
idek who you are, i was just curious thats all
same sometimes
@tardy ridge do codeforces
nah im not
@sinful locust congrats
agreed. faang isnt all that lol. most people here are just as smart as everyone else. its literally ppl who just try harder
well
imma also go see a psychiatrist abt my issues of focusing on shit
working hard just reduces the impacts of bad luck and enhances the impacts of good luck
thats how i think bout it
i have the same problem lmao
often times u have no say
but honestly u should use a focus app or something








bruh that’s wild