its horrendous
#2023_summer
soft basin
stark basin
it's fucked up
soft basin
i gotta pay to see a dentist yearly
stark basin
i'm 95% sure insurance is even more dogshit for psychiatric cause no one cares about mental health
soft basin
i gotta do a checkup w my doctor soon tho
havent done one in a while
altho my doctor is prolly gonna see that ive fucked myself up with smoking
stark basin
I've literally only been to a hospital or checkup in the US once cause we fear the bill
that one time I got smashed in the head with a golf 3-iron
by this point I don't know if I blame hospitals or insurance companies or both
cause there's no way an ambulance ride costs like 400 bucks
and I don't know if the hospital is forced to jack the price or something
an x-ray can cost a couple grand though
they have one in the family
my uncle is a doctor in taiwan and he prescribed me a full bag of medicine before coming to the US
been using that for everything from colds to toothaches to stomach bugs
rustic topaz
hallow scroll
probably
stark basin
choose the ones that you think fit the LPs more
hallow scroll
most of the response you kinda can tell what they want you to pick
rustic topaz
I’m not black 😐
hallow scroll
but yeah for the most part whatever sounds LP-ish
stark basin
yolo it
but carefully
crisp berry
its like customers > quality > deadlines or somemthing right
hallow scroll
swap deadlines and quality
stark basin
yeah deadlines big
crisp berry
got it
stark basin
hallow scroll
amazon actually would rather have a messy product released on time then a good product thats late lol
stark basin
damn Amazon is a game dev?
hallow scroll
soon 
crisp berry
LOL
hallow scroll
damn Amazon is a game dev?
yes
crisp berry
yes dear leader is never wrong
crisp berry
qed
stark basin
own your project
don't say "not my problem"
hallow scroll
deadlineeeees
hallow scroll
but yeah its nothing too crazy most of the questions are like "I am unmotivated" "I am a motivated person" lol
hallow scroll
so its pretty clear what you dont pick
crisp berry
thx
hallow scroll
lowkey I don't think they asked a single question pertaining to customers in my ...
yea same
hallow scroll
Jack did you get offer from amazon yet
bro its been like 12 hours 
stark basin
some are pretty fucked though
I had one like
"I finish things that I start unless there's a good reason not to" vs "I tend to finish things right before the deadline"
hallow scroll
yeah true you kinda have to read it carefully
stark basin
bro its been like 12 hours <:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518>
wait 1 week
5 days is a lie
soft basin
wait like a week lol
soft basin
goku barely knows shit rn 🤣
stark basin
tbf for those 5 days I literally had no motivation to do anything I just grinded powerwash simulator
hallow scroll
they reject in 2 days, if they follow the same pattern they did last year for me ima get rejected in 2 hours
soft basin
they reject in 2 days, if they follow the same pattern they did last year for me...
really? it takes 2 days?
hallow scroll
thats probably gonna happen lmao
stark basin
oh that reminds me
soft basin
watch these mfs reject me the day of my power day
hallow scroll
really? it takes 2 days?
yeah they reject a lot faster
white jungle
bro its been like 12 hours <:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518>
Shii was amazon final today?
hallow scroll
Shii was amazon final today?
it was yesterday
stark basin
they hate you I guess
hallow scroll
nahhh
soft basin
i still don’t have amazon recruiter is that normal?
hallow scroll
im tryna get amazon in the winter I dont wanna renege slack
hallow scroll
i still don’t have amazon recruiter is that normal?
yeah
rustic topaz
goku barely knows shit rn 🤣
Ik, what should I learn 😭
soft basin
Ik, what should I learn 😭
learn some social skills
rustic topaz
I’m just like this online lmao
stark basin
x to doubt
rustic topaz
100%
soft basin
if any of y’all end up interning w the company i get id love to meet one of y’all
perhaps even a smoke sesh
stark basin
rustic topaz
Jk
soft basin
don’t care didn’t ask
long slate
Saw that
hallow scroll
if any of y’all end up interning w the company i get id love to meet one of y’al...
shiiiii
hallow scroll
idk but according to what people said it sounds like its gonna be mid 
soft basin
lurker
rustic topaz
I wanna meet jack
stark basin
long slate
who are you
Sorry do I know you
stark basin
Sorry do I know you
hallow scroll
wtf is coda i got that too
soft basin
if i do get amazon i’m prolly getting seattle cuz i put that as 1
rustic topaz
Jack the GOAT 😎
long slate
I don’t think we’ve met
hallow scroll
I wanna meet jack
we will over the winter 😼
stark basin
no I don't think so
rustic topaz
I’m a fail amazon watch
long slate
stark basin
wish I put Seattle as #1 pick in retrospect
hallow scroll
oh pog
soft basin
coda leaked my amazon oa question 😭😭
stark basin
i guess relocation fees in the bank is nice but
wanna try living in another city
soft basin
it leaked both of them
hallow scroll
coda sounded familiar but I forgor
hallow scroll
i guess relocation fees in the bank is nice but
wanna try living in another city
was your 1st choice bay area?
hallow scroll
the armaze->amazon one and the manage logins one
i got the first one
soft basin
u did greedy for it right?
stark basin
was your 1st choice bay area?
it's where I am now
orange county
hallow scroll
yeah
hallow scroll
it's where I am now
orange county
oh makes sense
hallow scroll
if you wanna change location you might be able to
stark basin
soft basin
try asking ur recruiter abt it
hallow scroll
its not a hard process most of the time they let people last year as long as that location had space
soft basin
worst case they decline and u still have a good internship
hallow scroll
and this early on theres probably a lot of space
soft basin
nyc baby
stark basin
NYC maybe
stark basin
maybe not chicago
soft basin
belluve?
stark basin
washington just seems nice in general
soft basin
as long as i don’t have to go to buttfuck texas
stark basin
texas isn't THAT bumfuck
rustic topaz
With what attitude
stark basin
although I've heard Austin is an extremely lonely city without a car
rustic topaz
🤨
soft basin
texas infrastructure is horrendous
rustic topaz
I’m just being realistic, imagine getting amazon as your first internship Lmaoo
stark basin
Amazon OA?
crisp berry
yea
stark basin
it's completely RNG
stark basin
I got two LC easys for OA
someone I know got LC hards
crisp berry
ok pray for good rng for me
soft basin
i got 2 lc easies for oa as well
stark basin
yeah that's basically all you can do
tough rain
practice oa is just for you to understand the environment
the task is usually print smth or find odd or even
stark basin
fizzbuzz
soft basin
watch them give the easy oas a harder final 😭😭
stark basin
FizzBuzz honestly a good starter question
crisp berry
make a regex that matches all strings that start and end with the same character, strings can only contain a or b
tough rain
but question 5 got much harder
stark basin
more people than I know don't know wtf a modulo is
you have to order the if statements correctly
rustic topaz
watch them give the easy oas a harder final 😭😭
I had 2 mediums
soft basin
i’m praying for 2sum
soft basin
tech is growing exponentially
stark basin
O(n^2)
rustic topaz
I did the same thing
crisp berry
congrats
soft basin
for amazon final should i have a notebook with notes on the side?
stark basin
google plus
stark basin
mostly because my uncle told me to try it
soft basin
cuz some java syntax stuff is mad annoying
amazon is not that good of a company for wlb
i’m gonna use part of my intern salary to buy a macbook next yr
soft basin
my laptop rn sucks
stark basin
apple takes what they saw work, and adds the Apple logo on it
that's how they're always successful
maybe in the past
Lenovo LMAO
soft basin
apple hardware is reaching its peak tho
stark basin
M1 is awesome
soft basin
for their phones at least
soft basin
for the 14 they aren’t even using a new chip
they are just gonna use the chip they had for the 13
i’m a imessage fan
stark basin
i like android more but iOS is great
honest spire
Has altf4 ever gotten hft
soft basin
me using my student refund to buy an iphone 13
stark basin
remember that futurama episode satirizing Apple and as a joke they said the phone was $500
soft basin
from my fin aid
honest spire
@sinful locust have u ever gotten hft
soft basin
i got like a 8k refund from my uni last yr
soft basin
i don’t do stocks dawg
stark basin
only refunds I get is giving cans and glass bottles to the local albertsons
soft basin
i flunked the psat
soft basin
florida gives you those cause they expect you to stay in florida
little do they know i’m gone after grad 😎
nope
echo lynx
Hey ma people.
Anyone know a good amazon recruiter contact?
stark basin
😎
soft basin
just full of pell grant and other grants
tough rain
and the fl bright futures 😈
this is another level
i have peers who literally get paid to go to college in florida
soft basin
oh wait yeah i did get 100% tuition my b
sinful locust
<@456226577798135808> have u ever gotten hft
no why
tough rain
my friend gets paid to go to college and he's flunking CS rn
stuff is free > risk is low > motivation low
stark basin
stuff is free > risk is low > motivation low
soft basin
i’m still at a loss bc of rent 😭
tough rain
why
hallow scroll
Hey ma people.
Anyone know a good amazon recruiter contact?
amazon recruiters wont help
they just tell you to apply and say good luck basically
tough rain
whattttttttttttttttt
I LOVE ORLANDO
echo lynx
amazon recruiters wont help
Ah wow, really?
tough rain
i hate miami
soft basin
bro orl is the best part of fl
hallow scroll
Ah wow, really?
yeah, I tried it didnt work
soft basin
for uni
tough rain
fr fr
hallow scroll
even tho i was in process last year
echo lynx
Ah
willow canopy
You go to Bama?
echo lynx
even tho i was in process last year
Thanks for sharing bro.
tough rain
oh yeah lmao
florida drivers are different breed
soft basin
better than buttfuck tampa or expensive as shit miami or middle of nowhere uf
willow canopy
Yeah my friend went there on full ride
soft basin
tampa is mid compared to orl
soft basin
do y'all even test on parallel parking or backward curves and shit in the US
i’ve never had to parallel park before
stark basin
i only like tampa cause of the Rays
tough rain
there is a ~1.5 hour ish highway between tampa and orlando
it is very notorious for car crashes
like 3-4 a day
soft basin
parallel park is more oclf a city thing
soft basin
there is a ~1.5 hour ish highway between tampa and orlando
it is very notorious ...
u mean i-4?
hallow scroll
nah its not auto
tough rain
u mean i-4?
yes
echo lynx
they just tell you to apply and say good luck basically
Do you know if you can possibly apply twice to Amazon with different resumes and emails?
hallow scroll
Do you know if you can possibly apply twice to Amazon with different resumes and...
@ember bison did it
but its hard since they merge your accounts
echo lynx
<@451941025829748738> did it
Ah, did it work for him?
hallow scroll
yeah I think he bypassed the cooldown
echo lynx
but its hard since they merge your accounts
Ah wow.
hallow scroll
yeah address too
echo lynx
Address too.
stark basin
hallow scroll
lmaooo
stark basin
i solved it once with much frustration and never touched it again
echo lynx
<@451941025829748738> did it
Do you know the parameters he had to change to get it working?
stark basin
that's why i'm hoping for return offer from wherever I go so I can say fuck you to leetcode for at least a couple years
echo lynx
<@451941025829748738> did it
Like besides phone, resume, email, and address?
hallow scroll
Like besides phone, resume, email, and address?
think this was it
and new name
lol
echo lynx
New name?
hallow scroll
so idk it might not be worth it if you get the offer and do the background check youre probably screwed
tawny nimbus
wait bro
stark basin
unless you're named John Smith
probably not worth it
sinful locust
U can’t?
echo lynx
and new name
Wait, but people can have the same names right?
Do they just merge all existing names?
hallow scroll
Wait, but people can have the same names right?
yeah I think it also worked for the guy I pinged since he said he has a really unique name or something idk
hallow scroll
I dont think its worth it imo you have to change so much you'll just fail the background check
echo lynx
Ouch my goodness
rustic topaz
The OA for optiver was only Java c+^ and c#
echo lynx
new phone, email, and address
Ah you tried it before?
honest spire
The OA for optiver was only Java c+^ and c#
u did optiver oa
honest spire
Ah you tried it before?
nah im just joking lmao
honest spire
o bru
do hfts make it easier for people at target schools
hmm
i don't go to target
but want hft
at some point
down the line
ic
ic
however
u can say that the hft field is expanding
especially with recent volatility
faang used to be target heavy
so there's a chance that can happen
honest spire
and worldwide we still have covid
honest spire
they advertise to ivies
sick oar
exactly
they can
i think their alumni coming from those schools is also selection bias
honest spire
here's my take tho
sick oar
jane st didn't seem to care that i don't go to an ivy
honest spire
hfts have an extremely high bar
sick oar
hfts have an extremely high bar
in interviewing ^^^
so they can interview whoever they want
honest spire
in interviewing ^^^
yup
sick oar
its just non ivies will get weed out
honest spire
yea pretty much
honest spire
but u got to be built different in the head to get hfts
sick oar
i was thinking about it too
honest spire
esp for trader u need to be into low level math
sick oar
easier to pass resume screen, but interview is same thing
but it's easier to pass reusme screen with an ivy basically anywhere
that's not an hft thing
honest spire
but it's easier to pass reusme screen with an ivy basically anywhere
if u have math/cs comps that would pass resume screen
also that
sick oar
yeah but you can make conections without top schools ofc
i think the thing ppl fail to consider
is that
honest spire
but u have to be built different to get trader
sick oar
places like jane
don't have a set amount of interns
they take as many interns as they see fit
there's no like specific amount
sinful locust
if u have math/cs comps that would pass resume screen
its not guaranteed
sick oar
when they're like "we have close to enough" they start ending
honest spire
its not guaranteed
def not
sinful locust
but yes usamo type stuff helps
honest spire
it hleps
sick oar
if you were being compared to an hypsm you probably both would get in
recruiting isn't comparison for internships for the most part
sinful locust
if you were being compared to an hypsm you probably both would get in
u alr interviewed?
or at least first round i mean
sick oar
u alr interviewed?
for jane?
sinful locust
ye
sick oar
on tues
honest spire
@sick oar they pretty much want the most amount of people that think in a really specific way
hallow scroll
you be aight
honest spire
is this for trader
hallow scroll
theyre intervieweing so many people from here rn
honest spire
o lmao
sick oar
i had to do a strategy OA
now this phone
which is 1 mathy estimation q and one normal estimation q
nop
i did some stalking and most of the biz dev ppl are former swe or engineers lol
idk how jane street chooses them
the ex-IB people are in the london office
not nyc
new markets
it's a mix
new markets, creating new internal processes and tools
product management
project management
some teams prototype in ocaml
so it makes sense either way
pay is almost same between swe and biz dev
swe is standardized 250-350k right?
i dont remember exact starting
sick oar
450?
hallow scroll
400 but I could be wrong
Think someone sent a blog that went over the exact amount or whatever
sick oar
ah yea its 400
i think biz dev is like 250-300 which isn't shabby but thats just guestimation
it pays the same internship salary
same 96/h + 10k signing
rustic topaz
mfs talkin about quant intern income
honest spire
mfs talkin about quant intern income
that would be ur income
rustic topaz
that would be ur income
😐
rustic topaz
any company would love ur ml self parking car
Any company would love to be in your youtube channel
honest spire
Any company would love to be in your youtube channel
jane street sponshorship 
like standupmaths ???
rustic topaz
"hey guys, it's krishna here, but beforer we start the video, i would like to talk about jane street and how they are paying 100$ an hour for their interns"
ocean relic
Why is Amazon not paying their interns $100?
honest spire
^
ocean relic
Doesn’t make sense
sinful locust
They hire 50k interns
past comet
and give 🍌
soft basin
more like 18k
soft basin
me using bananas in my tinder pickup lines if i get amazon
sinful locust
And the force you to eat the whole thing in one bite
Tell goku to do it he has amazon in the bag
Amazon doesn’t give free food
Yes
rustic topaz
I just talked to a interviewer at amazon
lmao
mf said I hope you get a interviewer as nice as me
💀
honest spire
amazon river trading
crisp berry
but i dont know how i feel about the slider questions
i answered to the best of my ability according to the principles
but i feel like i was unsure about quite a few of them
how much can the slider questions fuck you over
sinful locust
U don’t want to be an Amazonian?
marsh saddle
No I want to be a googler
rustic topaz
amazon > google cause I have the best chance of landing amazon
marsh saddle
Yeah but im talkin bout if u get google and amazon
marsh saddle
Google intern pay is less than amazon
sinful locust
I’m getting paid $45/hr at google
marsh saddle
Ghost ping lmao
sinful locust
So ass bro
marsh saddle
45 not ass bro wtf u on
spark hearth
it's pretty ass
sinful locust
Lowest paying big tech
rustic topaz
I’m getting paid $45/hr at google
?????
spark hearth
google yezzir
sinful locust
Amazon > google
rustic topaz
bro????
sinful locust
?
hallow scroll
YOu said you got rejected by google
hes too cracked
spark hearth
I got rejected from amazon actually
hallow scroll
they needed him
marsh saddle
I mean google pays well and has good wlb so ill take that
sinful locust
They needed me rlly badly
spark hearth
but my brother fired the interviewer that gave me bad reviews
long slate
marsh saddle
Only u could do that project
hallow scroll
but my brother fired the interviewer that gave me bad reviews
i thought you already passed amazon
hallow scroll
I begged my recruiter
.
sinful locust
And they slapped me w the low pay
spark hearth
i thought you already passed amazon
yeah I reinterviewed with my brother being the interview and passed
he gave me "find the sum of the int array" it was so easy
hallow scroll
long slate
no banana in orange county apparently
Yeah, it’s not banana county
hallow scroll
so howd u just get rejected
spark hearth
double for loop ez
stark basin
Yeah, it’s not banana county
YOU DONT EVEN GET FREE ORANGES THO
marsh saddle
he gave me "find the sum of the int array" it was so easy
If only that was true
spark hearth
O(n^2) time complexity
long slate
hallow scroll
triple for loop no cap
sinful locust
Yea
spark hearth
nah triple is too inefficient
sinful locust
U need a triple for loop to do that
uneven sand
who ping me
spark hearth
goku
marsh saddle
O(n^2) time complexity
U bad I did in O(n!)
hallow scroll
@uneven sand
sinful locust
@uneven sand
uneven sand
hi juster
hallow scroll
hi vex
spark hearth
@uneven sand
rustic topaz
they answer yet?
hallow scroll
they answer yet?
its 1 am
rustic topaz
💀
uneven sand
bruh citadel actually ghosting me
rustic topaz
@sinful locust give me referral to google
hallow scroll
hey back off my vexypoo
hes my frat brother you wouldn't get it
sinful locust
<@456226577798135808> give me referral to google
Ask vexor
uneven sand
yea we go to the same frat at UT
sinful locust
Berry beat vexor in 🏸
marsh saddle
Nvidia alr closed wtf
sinful locust
Wtf
uneven sand
i thought that was just an interest form
sinful locust
Ok good
spark hearth
just interest form
white zinc
i gave up prepping for amazon interview tmrw now i’m just playin multiversus
marsh saddle
Daddy bezos
sinful locust
Why do u want amazon when u have google
spark hearth
amazon please get back to me
I thought u didn't want Wamazon
uneven sand
bezos so frugal that he shaved all his hair off so he doesn't have to spend money on hair care
rustic topaz
I would suck bezo's pp for amazon internship
uneven sand
I thought u didn't want Wamazon
why wouldn't i go for amazon
amazon is the best faang
spark hearth
amazon > google
sinful locust
Oh Amazon > google right
sinful locust
I forgot
marsh saddle
Amazon not best faang
sinful locust
Then what is the best
uneven sand
nah you trippin
spark hearth
amazon
marsh saddle
Msft
spark hearth
marsh saddle
Amazon has bad wlb and pip everyone
sinful locust
But they have good pay
spark hearth
msft is the worst
sinful locust
They hire so much they had to hire homeless ppl
marsh saddle
Pay not everythin in long term
sinful locust
The ones getting pipped are those homeless ppl
spark hearth
yeah since amazoj hire so many, it's bound to hire dumbasses and retards and it happens to be that when they get piped, they karens complain and spread false rumora
marsh saddle
It can im dead broke rn but ur not gonna make bad money at msft
uneven sand
💀
marsh saddle
Yall actin like u gonna be homeless at other faang
uneven sand
with sf rent prices, yea
marsh saddle
💀
sinful locust
With inflation being at 50% Microsoft pay ain’t gonna cut it
uneven sand
when a closet is 1k a month, i need all the money i can get
marsh saddle
Homless msft bro yall high
sinful locust
I’ll be living paychecks to paycheck
spark hearth
bro mfst pays so little
sinful locust
Inflation bro
spark hearth
yeha msft isn't adjusting for inflstion
marsh saddle
My family livin off 50k a year at chicago lmao and yall actin like 100k+ isnt enough
sinful locust
100k is 30k after taxes
marsh saddle
Bro
uneven sand
it's not enough when i need to buy a tesla to flex to other tech bros
marsh saddle
U trollin
sinful locust
Yea
marsh saddle
True flex is getting gf as cs major
sinful locust
What color is ur bughatti
uneven sand
bald
spark hearth
nalf
sinful locust
spark hearth
My family livin off 50k a year at chicago lmao and yall actin like 100k+ isnt en...
is ur mom homeless?
but tatmhats jn chicago
sinful locust
Ain’t no way u can live on 50k
marsh saddle
I mean I lived in homless shelter for 3 months
spark hearth
marsh saddle
Im good now though
spark hearth
how old is u
marsh saddle
Im just happy to even be getting a job that pays more than 20
sinful locust
Wtf
rustic topaz
there is no way I can't solve a medium heap question 😐
rustic topaz
im actually dumb
sinful locust
But u have amazon and c1
marsh saddle
Yeah I blessed for that
spark hearth
Heap is easy
hallow scroll
there is no way I can't solve a medium heap question 😐
medium heaps are free
rustic topaz
Heap is easy
ik but I am strugglin
sinful locust
Congrats
spark hearth
u just don't k kw how heap works
hallow scroll
Congrats
spark hearth
Yeah I blessed for that
what company u interning
hallow scroll
lOL
rustic topaz
💅 💅 💅 💅
spark hearth
ima slap yo booty
uneven sand
reverse k group heaps
marsh saddle
what company u interning
Im not gonna say its a small one I finsihed it though
Got 18 per hr
spark hearth
Im not gonna say its a small one I finsihed it though
yeah what is it
uneven sand
i thought you have amazon
rustic topaz
reverse k group heaps
uneven sand
or is that for next year
spark hearth
next yr
uneven sand
oh pog
marsh saddle
yeah what is it
Not gonna dox myself they only have 2 interns
rustic topaz
luffysolos a goat
spark hearth
ok
rustic topaz
Not gonna dox myself they only have 2 interns
send the intenrship app, ima apply
willin to do unpaid internship
spark hearth
yehs I wanna appply
marsh saddle
They dont do intern anymore lmao
spark hearth
help a brutal out
sinful locust
Goku has amazon he just trolling
rustic topaz
They dont do intern anymore lmao
marsh saddle
They just did it cuz they wanted to build a website
uneven sand
kyoyo apply to google
rustic topaz
Goku has amazon he just trolling
😐
uneven sand
ill get you referral
rustic topaz
They just did it cuz they wanted to build a website
static?
spark hearth
ok
sinful locust
Vexor giving berry a referral but not goku 🤣
spark hearth
tmr ur last day right?
rustic topaz
this fine?
marsh saddle
I finished last week
spark hearth
ok gimme referall tmr
marsh saddle
Can I get a referral to a gf
sinful locust
Can I get a referral to a gf
Go to the club bro
rustic topaz
Vexor giving berry a referral but not goku 🤣
referral for what
spark hearth
thx for google referall vexor @uneven sand
sinful locust
referral for what
honest spire
among us unicorn
marsh saddle
Go to the club bro
Not that ez
sinful locust
Not that ez
Strip club. Slip someone a 20
rustic topaz
Strip club. Slip someone a 20
he finna get charged with sexual assault
marsh saddle
Bro I can just go to a party in college and be desperate there
spark hearth
I went to strip club once
rustic topaz
I went to strip club once
did you strip?
sinful locust
Worst case I’ll buy a gf
spark hearth
I paid 1000$ for sex and got a disease
marsh saddle
Rent a gf
sinful locust
I’ll pay someone 10k a month to be my gf and wife
spark hearth
:(
sinful locust
Tf is that Barbie doll
spark hearth
yo this girl hot sf
marsh saddle
I watched the first ep and the mc jacked off
sinful locust
Idc what any girl look like I’ll smash
spark hearth
mc ugly af and personality is suck a pussy ass beta male
sinful locust
marsh saddle
I need help
spark hearth
who?
rustic topaz
same
spark hearth
@feral void what did I do
sinful locust
Goku is that what you’ll build at amazon robotics
spark hearth
@feral void why do I need help?
@feral void pls explain
@feral void stop ghosting me
sinful locust
I just need a gf
real sedge
wtf is dis chat
rustic topaz
yooo
marsh saddle
Getting of discord prob the first step to getting gf
spark hearth
wtf is dis chat
heyy how u doin soulkks
real sedge
heyy how u doin soulkks
im doin ok
spark hearth
can u soulkk my popsicle
marsh saddle
Lmao
real sedge
workin on a side project
real sedge
can u soulkk my popsicle
i cant i had my wisdom toot removed
sinful locust
rustic topaz
marsh saddle
Dtay mad lmao
rustic topaz
spark hearth
i cant i had my wisdom toot removed
ahh my wisdom tooth isn't growing out so I don't need to get it removed yet
marsh saddle
Ok good
spark hearth
wtf why u so mean
real sedge
ahh my wisdom tooth isn't growing out so I don't need to get it removed yet
i only needed 1 removed
uneven sand
guys i found a new resume parser
spark hearth
i only needed 1 removed
so u can still soulkk
marsh saddle
Sure
real sedge
so u can still soulkk
no i cant
rustic topaz
ok
spark hearth
vexor about to ip log all u guys
real sedge
da dentist said i cant suck or spit
spark hearth
da dentist said i cant suck or spit
but once it heals.... 👀
real sedge
but once it heals.... 👀
sur
uneven sand
spark hearth
aught
uneven sand
use the parser on the right side of the job posting
it tells you if roblox thinks you're a good candidate
real sedge
use the parser on the right side of the job posting
eightfold ai parser is uselss imo
spark hearth
it tells you if roblox thinks you're a good candidate
whee
real sedge
the only use of a general parser is if it is used by a lot of companies
eightfold ai is used by like 2 i kno of
roblox + netapp
spark hearth
.
uneven sand
the only use of a general parser is if it is used by a lot of companies
if i only get roblox it's worth
sinful locust
I want Roblox internship
sinful locust
I want to be paid in robux
uneven sand
ha im top 10%
marsh saddle
W
spark hearth
fuck
marsh saddle
Robux >$
spark hearth
fuck
uneven sand
nvm im top 15
real sedge
if i only get roblox it's worth
tbh i doubt it matters much if it says ur a strong match
spark hearth
tbh i doubt it matters much if it says ur a strong match
probably passes resume screen tho rihgt>
real sedge
i feel like they're only lookin for ex-faang/target school
uneven sand
i have more things checked off tho
real sedge
probably passes resume screen tho rihgt>
i doubt
spark hearth
😦
real sedge
i have more things checked off tho
fair
uneven sand
i have company, data analytics experience, and enterprise software experience checked off
rustic topaz
@real sedge after you help me get my first internship, can you teach me how to get a girlfriend?
spark hearth
roblox only hires 10 interns per year
real sedge
<@293841430089170946> after you help me get my first internship, can you teach m...
bruh im a virgin lmaoo
sinful locust
<@293841430089170946> after you help me get my first internship, can you teach m...
i can teach you
real sedge
u tink id b here if i had a gf
marsh saddle
True
rustic topaz
u tink id b here if i had a gf
yea
real sedge
can confirm i am 200lbs
rustic topaz
soulkks you give giga chad energy
real sedge
soulkks you give giga chad energy
i dont
sinful locust
I'm 600 lb
marsh saddle
600 weak im 900
rustic topaz
you sad from being with too many women or something?
sinful locust
i'm on my 600 lb life tho
spark hearth
yeah
spice jetty
my manager said that he might not have space to bring me back next year as an intern, time to learn how to lc 😭 how can i do number of islands
spark hearth
agreed
sinful locust
you sad from being with too many women or something?
he's a virgin
real sedge
my manager said that he might not have space to bring me back next year as an in...
count lmaooo
rustic topaz
what's my dream company?
marsh saddle
i'm on my 600 lb life tho
Im trying to get on that show but i weigh too much
spice jetty
count lmaooo
lmfaoo
rustic topaz
my dream company is grindr
eternal hornet
what's my dream company?
Money
real sedge
i reneged ur dream company, sap
real sedge
my dream company is grindr
grindr is actually hiring in canada
rustic topaz
what's sap
real sedge
tears of joy surely
real sedge
what's sap
rustic topaz
soulkss is mod on csarmy and cscareer
real sedge
ive been trained on all of y'alls msgs
my purpose is to steal jobs
from all of u ppl
clever grail
my purpose is to steal jobs
STOPPPPP
spice jetty
isnt most sap software ass
honest spire
????????
rustic topaz
only 0 years?
@queen raven can you give me advice to get my first internship
snice you work at google
sinful locust
Be smart
sinful locust
He reneged google for nvidia
real sedge
im not either of those things
uneven sand
tips to get an internship: kiss your interviewer
real sedge
i hav an iq of 110 lmao
sinful locust
What u say
sinful locust
Yeah
uneven sand
labeeeb
real sedge
is nvidia better than google?
id say equal
sinful locust
Google is the worst
rustic topaz
three diffrent answers
uneven sand
ofc labeeb
spark halo
uneven sand
you're also jizzGargler42069
sinful locust
What is Sock Club
sinful locust
My daddy owns the company
rustic topaz
did you work on any rocket software? @queen raven
uneven sand
your parents bought nvidia? they must be poor as hell 😹
rustic topaz
like
sinful locust
Yeah he developed the spaceships
uneven sand
yea aren't you using your friends resume to apply
rustic topaz
You could've been able to put helped create self landing rocketships
or something
or met aliens
uneven sand
oh yea it was the other way around
uneven sand
but what about background check tho lol
sinful locust
I just downloaded ur resume
uneven sand
or are they too dumb to get that far
rustic topaz
did you make your own portfolio website or tempalte? @queen raven
uneven sand
ig it depends on the company
amazon is just criminal history
nah google actually called up my past job
oh lol
sinful locust
You can go to jail for that
uneven sand
background check can't catch that
sinful locust
Yeah
uneven sand
i can take 50 credits next sem if i wanted to
sinful locust
Me too
uneven sand
yea he's 16 at heart
coarse marten
i can take 50 credits next sem if i wanted to
Do it
uneven sand
but put it under work exp on your background check?
uneven sand
yea my school only serves pepsi
rustic topaz
I spend mine on hookers
🤨
uneven sand
hook em
uneven sand
🐿️
rustic topaz
nah fr tho what do y'all spend your money on, I've never had privilage to make the money y'all make
sinful locust
I am interested in this girl named Sandy
uneven sand
i haven't really spent my internship money
honest spire
principal swe ???
sinful locust
I paid for her service once
honest spire
damn
sinful locust
I can buy a Tesla rn
coarse marten
nah fr tho what do y'all spend your money on, I've never had privilage to make t...
Computer, electronic stuff
rustic topaz
ill just buy a cool car when i graduate
tesla?
rustic topaz
Computer, electronic stuff
🤔
honest spire
porsche cayenne with ur university's license plate
rustic topaz
I need a laptop bad. I legit build my pc for like 400$ cause I am soo broke
uneven sand
why would i buy a tesla when half the cars you see in the bay area are teslas
sinful locust
Yea buy a Ferrari instead
honest spire
I need a laptop bad. I legit build my pc for like 400$ cause I am soo broke
u need an ipad first lmfao
rustic topaz
why would i buy a tesla when half the cars you see in the bay area are teslas
why not?
uneven sand
teslas are not prestigious anymore
honest spire
u have to effectively draw ur linked lists
rustic topaz
why would you buy a car for prestige?
honest spire
why would i buy a tesla when half the cars you see in the bay area are teslas
any prestigious suvs
sinful locust
I buy Tesla for the self driving function
rustic topaz
I buy Tesla for the self driving function
teslas look cool ngl
honest spire
teslas look cool ngl
nah but
sinful locust
No