#2023_summer
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STOOOOOPPPPPPPP
I probably wouldnt
Take you back if i was you
@molten magnet
akuna sucks
@sinful locust i met with john overdeck today
Who’s that
someone asked him if he thinks engineers are as valuable as traders
one of the founders
Oh dang nice
What did he say
he was basically like theyre equally valuable and should get treated equally
except he spent like 5 minutes saying that
it was a gt guy who asked
theres like 7 or 8
interns
not freshmen
this was combined meeting
Are there other interns at htown
nah
not from gt
Yo stop bruh
its all mit and ivies here
Oh was this virtual or smth
mfs be touching grass
yeah its virtual
cuz the ceo needs to take the call from his penthouse
'ey, saw some people say something about servicenow, did they reject figuratively everyone or something?
YES
in front of the window overlooking central park
otherwise he cant feel as rich
STOP
@ivory ocean stop
No one cares
apparently he came to houston like a week before we got there
only know of them cuz my previous company used them for support tickets lol
hes pretty chill
IMO silver medalist
Oh really
yeah hes a math god apparently
They all are
and the other founder programmed a supercomputer when he was 12
these mfs
@ivory ocean S T O P
David Siegel
yeah
i didnt get to meet with him, they only let everyone meet with one of them
for some stupid reason
I think just didnt have time
These guys are geniuses
yeah theyre goated
Ur lucky I ran out of random pics
yeah they both started at shaw
Within the last month
i think profit margin wise it is
but idk about holdings value
actually google says ts is higher
its very nice
yeah
plus its near my house
somewhat
so like I dont gotta suffer this shit
I can just drive
its like 3 hours
it was 70 this year idk what its gonna be next year
should hopefully be a bit higher
cuz inflations fucking 9%
70k per year for NYC?
Wait is this for an internship
but its a fun one
Or a job
its a 1 year internship
Ohh okay internship not bad
yeah
Job that’s rough, 70k a year wouldn’t even be great where I live in shitty cheap Midwest
CTO @ Yakuza
Yeah that is me
yeah but for an internship its 35/hr which isnt bad
right @sinful locust
Right that’s good for internsgip
be mean
Def don’t decline if you don’t have other offers
Now I make better moneys and I don’t feel morally disgusted with myself
wtf do cs dudes at consulting firms do
OH FUCK GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER RANDOM PIC
Make consulting apps
Now I’m actually out
😠
Cap 1 final in a couple weeks
Should be interesting
Amazon still hasn’t emailed and confirmed my selection for final interview
Recession sushmession
Those are all bullshit words made by the most bullshit profession on earth, economists
false
There ain’t even a standardized definition of recession, the White House’s website just changed their definition
Biden
Tbh the outlook seems to be not as bad as it was a week ago no one really knows what’s gonna happen
Plus if economists are good at their job, why don’t they all go get rich in trading
where my amzn final
tomorrow
Like “USD is doing great by my knowledge, JPY doing bad, I’m gonna short JPY/USD in forex”
Poof rich
Also good morning Jack

I am bored Jack would you like to leet some python
Oh so only I get yelled at for off topic images and videos
it too late 
Got it
im doing some ood prep rn
nah but asana final is ood
I’m in bed w my gf rn she’s asleep so ha
Ohh haven’t had asana response yet
cs student cope moment 
I would prove it but that would be doxing myself
Asana
And also I don’t put much weight on the analysis of my virginity by a man who’s name is “bruh”
Asana
Youve definitely never seen a woman before
did a summit
Oh I see
Nah I was messing around
Tho it would be the second time I doxxed myself here
I did it once accidentally

Bitch I got it out da muscle
You wanna fight I wanna tussle
She go to U of M Ann Arbor too she smarter than me 😦
Target school woman, T150 man
Goodnight
I can’t tell if that’s the nice Pepe or angry one cuz I’m on mobile so he’s fuckin tiny
I’ll pretend nice
Sometimes I have no words for this server
False
I’m so glad I didn’t actually go to sleep if this is true
Nav the reason tech companies stopped hiring brown ppl
like for real?
use an ergodox
kinesis is also based
i didnt like the original bc it wasn't split
i'd switch to the advantage 360
but i got tiny hands
so it also depends if it fits
does IMC sponsor visa?
i’m legit checking the website on a daily basis so i can finally order it
i should write a script that checks if there has been any updates
this thing is just so based
makes u wanna type more
anybody know about the company inspur?
How do you even use those split keyboards
One half for hands other for ur feet
are there any full size ergo keyboards
bump 
Is this real
yes
need that referral bonus to cover nyc rent ngl
nah
if you make it to phone interview tho send me a DM so i can write a written ref
yep
Sorry how do u like working there
i like it a lot, great people and culture overall
u don’t have to answer but what’s the tc lookin like?
wlb is good for devs
That’s good!
my ng package was $220k
Lot of room for career / personal growth?
ooh that’s pretty good
levels.fyi has some more info
yeah it’s pretty self guided but lots of room for growth
honestly i plan to go wherever tech wants to take me lol
Nice
that’s how i was lol
i feel that i have a dog shit skill set so i want to improve myself
Same, just gotta keep working
Heard back from Jump / Shaw?
amazon takes 2 days to respond after oa right?
Ah i see
Hopefully jump goes well
Haha
Amazon hates me for some reason
Ghosting me for 2 straight years
did u get oa?
No lmao
Yeee im not worried about it
i’m hella sure my resume is worse than most of y’all
i have 0 internship on my back
Hope you get a nice one this year thats all that matters
And then it’ll be lot easier
Resume screening wise
not rly lol
it is
bro im literally at meta rn
and i bet you love it
yes
fb promos fast tho
asana return intern is 250k fy 220k recurring or sum shit
also cant u start at like 240 in high col
top 10% typically but i think its gonna be harder this year
do they still offer ft even if you havent fully finished bs
yea make sense
they just "strongly recommend"
google varies a lot
it could be like 150k recurring or 200k recurring
based on nego
the highest google offers are typically achieved by negotiating with fb or stripe
yes
return intern fy is over 300k
but
stripes valuation is sus
so that 300k is probably 250k
hm ok
Has anyone heard back from amazon scheduling?
nope, did you ?
Hasnt
why
they dont let u see hidden test cases
like its fine to not know the input of the hidden test cases
but we dont even get to see if they passed or not
yo
dude im watching an OS vid rn
im too lazy
finally fking amazon
^^^^^^
learning basics of OS is like a 30 hour time commitment
First time ever
startup is like thousands of hrs
24
also if u changed ur grad date what would you tell companies lol
like if they ask for a return offer
2024

wait jumpstart ur 6
@hearty river did that
i wasnt talking to u bro 🤣
thats nuts. mans goated
i did 😭
nah they responded rly quick but were like
"yeah u dont have enough exp" 
ye
im gonna apply to their listing
hmmm
howd u get emails
oooh makes sense
are u a crypto chad
you're not emailing recruiters?
ooh that makes sense
jump crypto into that ting
He said “try a different team”. So I wasn’t sure if he’s emailing recruiters
r u sure
i heard they were making a shit ton until the whole crypto crash + terra luna thing happened
ye
idts
cuz that means ull graduate then do google internship
they dont want that
yea but u cant grad in the same sem u do the internship right. maybe dec 2023 would be optimal
Good luck William
why not
issa joke
calm down foo
i will
🤡
stop
STOOOOPPPP
is offseason internship usually same length as summer?
full 12 weeks?
yo u chaewon stand?
jo yuri supremacy
Yes?

@hearty river
matadi
for amazon is it just oa and then final
i have a 45 min interview
oh it says it is the final round
i hate amazon and id never work there but i can use for negotiation
What’s the IMC oa like
have you worked for them before?
it’s very dependent on team
basically every job ever
@fringe pumice I found you
lc med-hard bb
Goodluck
Had all lc easies
hm im very sus about it
my friend with T4 CS and faang got reject after perfect scores last year
Lmao, nah im playing lol
Wtf
yeah
they care a lot about code quality i think
so its more of a code quality OA than an algo OA
Make sense
the Qs arent that bad
i haven’t opened amazon oa yet. i got it last week…
does that matter? i need to wrap up mu current internship
Ty 
_ _
it's only for masters students though
have you done it?
im saying this based on last year's oa
im assuming it's similar difficulty
yo whend u apply
no but have never heard good things from anyone i know who works at amazon. i also just hate the company in general and their mission and they only pay slightly more than where i work now
Idr like two days ago?

@south aspen ayo citadel ggs
you got this W

stop
fax matudi
fox
STOOOOPPP
citadel already started interviews?
you got this bro
just grind from now to final
and youll do well with decent rng
its all rng
is there a list of all companies like meta, google, etc that offer corporate housing in NYC?
google doesn’t have corporate housing my fren
meta/instagram does tho
Not in the traditional sense at least
they pay stipends for housing right?
yeah but its v little
for singpore including stipend g is 7k meta is 10k i think
sgd kek
yeah nyc hella expensive
hella lmao
when did you get phone screen?
i submitted oa like last week
uhh 1-2 weeks after
is it too late to submit for citadel?
no idts
or is it like whenevers until they close it
ight ight
i just finished my resume and stuff
did you pass all test cases?
ye
I gave my OA on July 6th didnt hear back from Citadel yet 
thats not bad
W
nyc?
did I already ask your gpa 
every where
wagon whats YOUR gpa
also 9k is def not enough for anywhere close to goog office in nyc
bc it's 9k pre tax
so you'll be eating into your salary
yeah
nyc mid is like 3.5k?
yeee 3.95
This is the last day of my internship, should I schedule a meeting with my manager to thank him or should I just email a thank you note instead?
sheesh based
Anyone know what the Capital one technology internship program is ?
I got selected for final round but idk what it is or even entails
its their swe internship program
id call
That moment when you're in the middle of an OA and stackoverflow goes offline
you use stackoverflow for OAs ? 
oh shit
LES GOOOO
nope, never
Hft tier
anyone know what to expect?
god dammit wheres my oa bruh 😭
i did get reject during their video round last year so that might b it
hmm
use his link 
mans a dumbass for posting his link
delete this
crop your link out bruh
ya bruh
we saved ur ass LMFAO
i was gonna
😦
bro i was actually typing out the link in another browser
you know we can easily copy text from image on macos now
yah
if i had a mac mans would be DONE for
actually nah
i wouldve smurfed ur OA for u bro
you guys have applied to imc via their website or ripplematch ?
yeah lmao
@madge I was gonna say fuck it yall would prolly do better than me
could you imagine if you guys never said to take it down
and a week later I get "we invite you to the phone round"
@ivory ocean ?
yo madge where yo interning at
fb
sheesh
Just passed your OA for you. Say thank you
you trying jump next?
dude i got the L by one of the managers i emailed
why
not enough exp LMAO
website
@ember bison nah
no offense but trust no one
incoming 3rd or
yes
thank you tho lol
ah damn
i can do 3-4 more internships b4 new grad rounds come up so imma try 
That’s what I’m doing rn 
yessur
so you guys get to intern + study?
oh no im taking a year+ off
I’m doing my fall internship with classes because that companies doomed anyways for return offers but I’m taking winter term off
u guys have winter term tf
Winter/spring or whatever yeah
r u loo
sheesh
Nah random state school
i c i c
hella based tho
got any goal companies
I haven’t really put much thought into it, I’m just tryna get experience so I have the option to go wherever when I grad
📠
Oh yeah my penultimate internship I have to figure out what my goal company is
I’m not tryna do that shit either
anyone done drw codility
yeah i just did
how is it?
I’m tryna get nyc winter since slack is making me go back to SF for summer
Nyc winter sounds dope
would u go back again tho
@hallow scroll did you finish work?
never seem to get an email back from slack
Depends on the company I feel like, it’s a nice city but I prefer east coast
Nyc is my new grad target
ah
I haven’t started 
you guys work remotely now?
at salesforce?
Just in general
When
I’ve been there, I still prefer it over SF mostly because I’m more familiar with it and I’m closer to family
Doing 7 hour flights to and from cali to visit sounds like a pain
i like sf
Soon? I’m grinding for Amazon and asana rn so I need to grind lc
first chinese settlement of us 😈
Can you in 2-3h?
Yes
@hallow scroll asana nyc?
Yessirrrrr
hm im undecided ngl
I need to complete my cit oa first
Ping me whenever
I think you should see both cities for yourself
how long did it take for asana to reach back?
Asana SF for fall 2023 bc I’m prolly gonna be in Cali then 
hmmm
im applying for summer haha
I did a summit so I interviewed early
would be dope to meet you guys irl ngl
sheesh
And akuna renege
which stage you @
Yooo wagons in Cali
Final
dammnnnn
3 hour long final 
heard deshaw was 10 hour

Yes but I am quite bad at leetcode
Same
DataDAWG
/coding in general
Nah asana did ask my friends lc
It’s a design problem + leetcode
lc medium?
no way
fb staff told me lc medium is 10 minutes max
that makes sense
Apply to pdt partners and cutler. I heard these quant firms are better than HJC
You look at asana pay but you forget they don’t pay for housing 
Yeah that’s why I’m leaning towards amazon if I get it lol when you factor in amazon stipend it’s pretty much the same
below staff
zon wlb tho?
Amazon HCOL is >>> Asana
is it worth taking a semester off for internships and extending grad date or nah
It’s an internship so idc I’m just looking for resume value
Ayo asana free food tho
ah then ig yeah
If it’s big tech yes IMO
Trueee
isnt free food everywhere
Not Amazon
amazon > other companies
you get bananas tho
Amazon no, plus asana free food is top notch
LOL
took a sem off for bytedance now i lowkey regret
why
3 course catered meal everyday

Base pay is already 60/hour + 2.5k/month post-tax housing
Bruh if ur getting 50/hr at amazon I’m sure u can buy a couple of chipotle bowls
^
cuz i would have been able to try for meta if not for bytedance 
thats based
This is amazon hcol US
tech lead == staff
NYC/Seattle/cali
Is amzn Seattle 60?
Wait what
I thought it was 54
Amazon is 60?
I think that’s only SOC
wait its not below staff? lmao
theres staff and senior staff
ur guy might be senior staff
tech lead > staff > senior
You’ll find out when you get offer
aight
Dr Aight
ah
Hi LeGoat
im so hyped for amazon
recruiting for summer 2023 is about to be OVVVAA
u going to do great habibi
that quick?
time to grind
inshallah brudda
yus sur
I thought Seattle Amazon was 52/hr
na bro they increased it once they heard im joining
How much per month?
they send me a blank cheq every month
57
i choose the numbers
How much per month?
DO IT URSELF
ITS BASIC MATH
9120
I want both amzn and cap1 so I can fking push amzn to fall and keep recruiting for summer
57 if you work 1 hr per mth 
You can’t push external offer
Not a return offer
10k if you count 22 working days
When you get the offer tell them you want fall 2023
A lot of people tried to push S22 but they couldn’t
They’re letting you choose which term now mr wagons
r u high
Since the interviews are considered for all terms
Oh wtf
Sickkkkk
Yeah it’s op
a month typically means 30 days. 4 weeks is 28 days
ru the real jack harlow?
Yes
12 weeks is less than 3 months
He boosted the server so he must be real
jack harlow wishes he was justerrrrrr
thats including weekends tho
unless you are 996 
🤣
It doesn’t matter, monthly pay is paid by month
oh for bytedance its by day
Doesn’t matter if it includes weekend
its biweekly at fb
fb >>> meta
apple referral is so weird
Why
the referrer submits your shit for you
Lol
Apple 
Whack Harlow
Why did u renege google
new name who this
is it fine to follow up with a recruiter twice in one day if something very urgent came up, as long as I explain
I think so
for Amazon?
Who’s juda
Fb and twt
one of the mods
Cracked guy
SHEEESH
Damm
Oh shit nice
Goated
First trading firm interview
where?
Let’s go
Gl
congrats fam
Imc
noiceee
I go to a terribly ranked school so we take those
similar
Whack Harlow 
This is oa I think
@hallow scroll you got js interview or nah
Hell no
I have decent names on my resume but they’re incoming and I have no low level work so Idk
ah
JS don’t care about school as much as they care about FAANG
O rlly??
ill try regardless
I see ppl with multiple faangs not pass resume screen tho
lol im fb and got js resume reject. they want low level faang
i dont got much to show like the better sch in singpaore
that sch has like 10 js interns for 22
NUS 
yeah
Wait imc oa isn’t auto right lol
Prolly never
Jk prolly after I graduate
Yes
nvm
Lemme search you up whack harlow
Sure dm li
No one is by the name of whack Harlow
drw oa is auto
It is
Please tell me how it went lol
Makes sense
Even if I do good ima get resume rejected 
Nah I don’t think IMC is that strict
I’ve seen people get past with coinbase
Pretty much every internship for X year is for X+1 grads unless they specially say otherwise or you’re a chad

Is it LC med?
Damn it all them opening so fast
I haven’t done it yet
Damn bro didn’t need to do cb like that
how is cit phone? what problems should i prep
fryingpan made coinbase
i think he was just saying that since its relative to me
this is true
is he hot in person
hes fucking tall yeah
mans at least 6'1-6'2
nah ive met him before hes like 6'4 minimum
LeMickey
matud
i think it might not be bc i just got it so unless they’re sending multiple waves a day it might be post resume screen
or at least a preliminary resume screen
does imc blacklist
That’s racist
nah no way hes 6'4
i think 6'3 max
tbh im fucking short so i cant tell
everyone above 6'1 is the same height
How tall ru
5'8
Vexor is 7 feet tall
PLTR FDE vs PLTR SWE - is pay the same for the interns?
I’m 5’6”
you’re 4’6”
😔
Happy national intern day nerds 
Do any of the hedge funds / trading firms do remote work?
Anyone who did amazon oa, is it proctored?
Not proctored
says webcam in the email tho
That’s to take ur mug shot
U are the right guy to ask
JS does
But they only let one person iirc
jump
Academic i dont give af
So they p much don’t
No 
chef yote are you a looser
How do yk?
friend
u got that much right
Amazon OA is easy tho
ok
That’s so fire
Where did Madge go
hard part is getting the amazon OA for me
Vexor has google on resume but got rejected from amazon

put
Put
is g summer app open?
Has Jump intern app opened? I haven’t seen it
👎

What is that yahkuna gang sign
jump trading logo
Oh
Is that a no it hasn’t released?
So they’re open for some? 
Or u mean just in general not open
they have recruiting events
How do I sneak in
go to target school


Any other trading firms that do remote?

