#2023_grads
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If you asked >2021 then yeah it's just prestige chasing but rn I'd say G is one of the very few true safe havens
things can still change though, they also reduced hiring I think. that's what meta said before what (I predict) might follow: actual layoffs
i would never be able to pass interviews for FAANG
cries in Meta
why?
not with that attitude
don't say that lol. you realize it's ALL leetcode grind?
i can barely do most mediums on leetcode
bro turns out that was cap š
hey me too
just grind LC?
you could be a dogwater developer but do leetcode. takes time. I think average time to go from level zero to google is like 150-200 hours
very doable in a few months
Honestly bro I'm so scared that I'm actually a shit dev
Well, for Meta...not cap officially. Not yet. Zuck said
"we are not considering layoffs but anything can change"
Current state of things at Meta is: "we want you to leave so we don't have to fire you"
but like, layoffs could easily come
remember kirb
yeah i'm def not good at Git and I missed some key classes in my shit curriculum so we're in this together. just pray i guess and remember PIP takes a year š
we dont belong there 
Zon despite being pip city doesnāt really do traditional layoffs tho
I do, i'm a diversity hire, idk about you tho


i would take any job in the USA at this point kek
any job that gives me sponsorship

Oh yeah meta is going nuts
I was talking about G lmao
i think G will stand up to this recession just fine lol
but i haven't kept up w/much news
what counts as a diversity hire
Hook me up with that diversity recruiter plz 
im a woman and im asian do i count as a URM
just add me on linkedin and look thru connections
uhhh probably a 7 on the diversity scale lol, pretty good I think
As what 
URM = under represented minority
apparently some companies give u a better chance if ur a URM
lmao
wtfuck
yeah i mean it helps ofc, pass more screens. i'm a mexican male, has helped me tons lol ngl
free stat boost
Donāt put all your hopes in that 
Grind LC instead 
I got an offer with just 63 LC, you can def get one as well
0ās wya 
Same 
What the fuck is this statement about lmao.
should i put on my resume in bold that im a woman
I"m only one data point but I did 15+ new grad onsites and trust me it's all over the place
Absolute lies, itās just RNG
I mean thereās a question on the application itself
just use a bright pink resume with sunflowers and rainbows

wait already
its just july
last year lol, this is 2023 chat i forgot
Or so they claim
yes i did 15 onsites already at all the quants 

no way is quant giving minorities an easy time either
not intentionally
perhaps. your comments would be negatively perceived by a ton of people here
somewhat understandably
but my data points...it's too RNG, i wouldn't agree with your claim tbh
because it would imply that interviewers are intentionally looking at your data and deciding this person will get easier questions
Nah, Itās just not true lmao
interviewers simply don't give a fuck
stop using this emote, it annoying




ban
don't disrespect hayasaka like that
life so boring waiting for amazon oa
How many times you used 
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YAHCOOB


is it weird to add ur uncle on linkedin
Yeah that's weird, block him so he can't add you
hi itās me ur uncle
apps are out and I don't even have bullets for my current internship 
Women only get jobs because their interviewers find them hot for sure no ccccyyyyyyaaaaapp
Too bad Iām an ugly woman 
Protip everyone, getting an HD webcam for interviews doesnt make u look better it just makes the ugly high def

guys im such an idiot a recruiter added me on linkedin and i accidentally hit decline
fuckkk
Still makes you look professional though, ugly, but professional 
just deep fake a suit on and you're extremely professional
what about using your work laptop for interviews kek

just use the work meeting room for the interviews
don't steal my emote null
Go away it is my emoji now




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@jagged torrent
@pulsar mural
ill be the judge of that
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I got in G before you, i'm your senior
show respect

Send a personalized invite back explaining your mistake

For me it just makes me look even better ngl
I look good on 240p camera
Speak for urself kirb
Im beautiful on 4K



What do u guys think are the best remote friendly companies for new grad?
I worked at D2L if youāre in Canada
somewhere that's been doing remote since before covid and has good wlb
rare combo
atlassian e.g.
Very remote friendly
itās from a unity recruiter kek, idk why since i thought they were firing a bunch of people
Some Amazon teams if you do industry is 100% remote
amazon the best
These are all not new grad tho right?
wheres my amazon oa
Wait Airbnb has new grad damn
New grad can apply to industry roles
Wdym by industry?
The normal not student pipeline
Problem with Amazon is they wonāt sponsor Canadians anymore it seems
Like tbh I have a very specific reason Iād want fully remote
They offered me seattle location so it's possible
Oh damn really
Oh sorry Iām talking about new grad
Like 2023 new grads
Oh shite howās the process different?
4x60 rounds
No system design just OOD
Did u just apply to the random postings
That are open?
Also how much more is the tc if u donāt mind me asking
No I had a recruiter reach out and she applied for me internally
Damn thatās sick
150k is non return 160k is return intern but industry is up to 195k I believe or around there
I would 100% work for Zon for that TC + fully remote
Like 130k in Canada lul
Guys im scared
no worries, you win these
Scared of what?
Purely depends on the manager
At minimum it's 3 days in office, 2 days wfh
Some chill managers don't have formal WFH schedules, you just show up whenever or like once a week or something
is coinbase a good place to work at
Yes
Honestly to the overwork community, the CB incident was by far their best success yet lmao
Dudes accepting 2 remote offers and then one of em just giving em 2 months pay? 
ez bonus

Are you a girl
tbh its hard to be an influencer without having nailed a job already
its definitely a viable path but you kinda need the authenticity and clout from being a SWE in a good company to be able to launch your media career
oh lmao
I mean, it depends on a lot of things
I know some girls who takes sponsorships for instagram posts
The best way to become an influencer is to target the largest growing markets and right now one of those is swe and tech
You gotta have the social circle and connections though I feel like
becoming a generic influencer is a lot tougher nowadays, you basically pivot your niche influencer brand to a more generic appeal
Becoming an influencer is super tough. To become a successful influencer now is prob as hard as becoming a swe imo.
The market is just super saturated
Plus it's very connection oriented, so not very easy to break into either
v true its almost impossible to take off in a big way nowadays completely on your own
ayo whats the difference between a monotonic stack and a monotinc queue
is it just that one maintains descending order in a stack while the other does it in a queue?
If I ever become an āinfluencerā please shoot me
Does that include being a SWE YouTuber
Eww, what company is that for?
Not necessarily an influencer but I'm 100% going to grow an audience in some form
whether that be on YT via videos or Spotify through my music
na man tons of unpaid jobs here
For videos, you gotta have good content. It's really easy to hit 10k subs if you just make good videos around SWE lifestyles. Good edits, shots, nice cameras, and obviously looking good are gonna get you there faster
All about finding your niche initially and investing a lot of time into crafting that as your main area of expertise (i.e Clements), then fully diving into vlogs to farm the living crap out of it lmao
For music, Idk I make rap music and I think i've done relatively well on Spotify. It's not nearly enough to make money but I only have like 4 songs and each one gets more listeners than the last so who knows
Oh yeah initial few videos gotta have one or two clickbaits
Then utilize the algorithm to hit it big once and keep hitting everytime
Those tiktok videos make nothing though, they're all funnels for other forms of making them money
Girls dancing? -> Onlyfans, IG etc
Dudes talking about FAANG? -> YT, selling courses etc
I like keeping my anon
but if you find it then go off
I'm verified so it's easier to find tbh
sort of yeah
Bro why you gotta do me like that
I mean I can sing too, but it's not as good as rap
also my rap isn't just hard style, I do more RMB chill music
dancing aint it for me trust me
I tried lmao
If I was an idol sure but idk if I'm gonna be out there busting choreos with rap lmao
plus its just a hobby
But yeah you shouldn't consider tiktok as a platform to make money, it's just where people gather rn because that's what the social wave current is at
I don't use social media beyond FB to stay connected with family personally but that's kinda wack that you wanna be an influencer but you don't use tiktok lmao
Donāt u need toā¦. Not be ugly⦠for that?
I'm hot wdym
Bro I'm a 6'1 athlete (okay maybe not as lean rn lmao)
and I got the face of an idol
I'd kill the game tbh
Didnāt know u were delusional as well
Naw lumen is too short smh
Eh we live in a digital age. If you plan on being an influencer then you're going to have to do something online lmao
Yeah dudes 4'11
Not like @young peak can see me anyways

Since heās always squinting
ayooo racism
yo thats my exact prescription lmaoooo
Exactly the same
K
free food for lumen
I think we have some bananas at the office, zon folks still eat bananas right 
Need to make the money for it
No
5k ain't expensive to you? Shit homie we gon be good friends 
Inflation and frugality donāt mix 
Yea but how long is it gonna take lol
^
Either you havenāt worked a min wage job or you havenāt lived alone while working one
If you're making min wage, you have a LOT of other short term worries that prevent you from making plans like that
Most of your min wage paycheck would get eaten up by rent and utilities
Honestly if you can make money for everything + LASIK in a reasonable time, that's goated for you but gen pop that's def not the case
wtf

Bruh
you can def make it within 1-2 years 
What makes you think there'll be some drastic improvement in the LASIK field in 5 years lmao
^
There's like a 92% guarantee or some shit
There probably wonāt
Considering how slow the industry is with approvals and shit
Bro idk how ppl put in contacts
Prob best to switch to glasses if you wanna get lasik eventually
Go back to your detox you addict
wtf it hasn't even been a day
It has
Weird question but are you asian? I'm half but I still see a lot of people wanting lasik and wearing contacts
Smh

Man I could go for a burger rn
Made and ate steak today was so good bro
Like south east asian/east asian?
Japan/Korea/China?
Desi?
Theyāre less Asian than me tf u mean
What does middle eastern mean tho
Lmfaooo
Until Europe
Paki is middle eastern
Bruh
Do they not teach geography in ur country bro?
Are you from like a big country or small one?
Bro I know more than you
@shy breach ily
Just curious lmao I'm from asia but most people can't guess it
so I like guessing where people are from
Half the server guessed
He wishes
Naw I'm half Italian half east asian
same as every other day 
Dang bro you really need to touch more social grass
so gonna have to make new friends
hobby related
wats wrong
microsoft can't support me on this one bro
can u fix a failing module on my car that prevents it from starting and when it does start, all electronics are malfunctioning?
is it a tesla
no. a shit mercedes. still better than a tesla tho
you dont need electronics
gas break steer
my grandpa horse didnt have no electronics
What a surprise
A German car with failing electronics
Fo rob 
Itās ok my brand new Mazda 3 has the rear seat belt sensor malfunctioning already lmfao
Corolla GANG
Iirc debugging was gone last year
is that an RNG thing or what ._.
what's the difference of industry and new grad post?
OA2 had like less than 10 minutes of debugging last year it was very simple
industry can be for <1 or 2 yoe but still for an L4/SDE 1 role. basically industry is coming from a different company as opposed to school
very sexy icon

is that supposed to be easier compared to new grad post?
holy shit :/
imma just ignore that
i mean what can we do anyway
Well everyone in here will get a sick job for when they graduate and thatās ong
Itās everyone not in here that will get laid off because they arenāt as epic as us
i donāt believe so. new grad has an easier loop iirc, and industry hires are expected to have more experience (although they do get higher salaries to compensate)
huh 
i had it last year
but i also took the OA in may so could be diff
Just wondering if it would be a good approach to reach out to amazon recruiters after applying online? Dont want to piss anyone off, but if it helps then I might as well.
I donāt think this is true tbh
I think new grad recruiting is harder than experiment recruiting
Industry hire loops arenāt really that much harder imo. Itās either an extra coding round or basic system design which internships and prep easily help with
Industry loop isn't harder, i agree - id say the get in the door part is harder tho.
I doubt it'd help, but no harm in trying š¤·āāļø
for ng? for industry?
For Amazon is super automated, for ng / interns. Id only worry about waiting for OA to come in
Plus Amazon recruiters will reach out to you online lmao
U would but zon recruiters reach out to you like crazy
Plus industry is usually aws
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Arenāt u already intern or sth at zon
Itās 198k max, yeah
I thought it could go past 200k?
for kanada?
meh lol
Isnāt it better at that point to just wait for 2 YOE and get a 350k SDE 2 offer
In bay and nyc, yea
I mean, 198 in Seattle is pog bro
whats the cap for zon canada sde1/ng?
Idk
š„
Yeah definitely
jk jk
180k CAD I think
cap or š§¢
janestreet can't match neo offer
winner takes all
its insane
You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process
did anyone interview at applied intuition lol
FizzBuzz in CSS https://codepen.io/anon/pen/WvwYwz

whats ramp
fintech during a recession is a no for me dawg
but don't know much about their business... maybe they're killing it?
hoe much of it is rsu? and how much has their stock tanked?
so no stock options? all cash? 
dont think i know any more than you but i think ramp is one of the most hype startups
sounds like a cool place to work if you want small company
recession = no new grad jobs
fak
Recession = pip 2022 grad
Ramp is šš
I blame @pulsar mural
What recession 
omg so whats the plan then?
whats yakunazon? Akuna and Amazon? lol
thanks master @dire yarrow
got rej from Google early career
maybe it's because I can't start working in 22
but the recruiter refused to tell me the real reason
Resume reject? Do you have a year of non-internship experience?
youll get Two Sigma don't worry champ 
I have a ten-month internship before attending the grad school. Even though the title is intern, itās more similar to a full time job
I actually didnāt want to apply for it until someone decided to give me a referral after seeing my LinkedIn profileā¦.
I think they're strict about the 1 year experience. Since you still have a degree in process you'd only be eligible for new grad instead of Early Career.
Are you on cooldown period?
This company recruited some students like me who couldnāt get to the US under COVID with internship salaryā¦.
No
P sure Internships still donāt count as exp even if they were more like full time
Guys for those thinking of paying for mock interviews or platforms like Pathrise, just stop bro please
You have us
Gross @young peak is here
We're far more qualified to assist you in the process
Bro apparently I gotta do a PCR test smh
On Sunday
Or atleast Saturday
but they cost $? Why
no clue but he will get it I believe in him
Based on what I've read they do the same as brex where u can choose cash/stock split
But pre IPO rsu š
They have an app for 2023 Iām psure
:O
hey, im one of the founders of Simplify! would you be able to share some details on how we can improve the workday experience?
idr what exactly was wrong with it but i think some of the fields didnt autofill
i think maybe because workday has those fields as drop downs but idr
personally I've been getting errors like these for workday applications tho others work fine
mind sending me the posting link for this? Iāll make sure we get it sorted out before our next release
some recruiters format their questions in ways that are just completely unintended from the ATS design perspective (i.e asking EEO as an extra question in a checkbox multiple choice format) - weāre building some nlp tools to help manage those but canāt quite handle everything at the moment š¦
What brings you here?
@young peak I used to be on the internship grind before Simplify! trying to build the best candidate experience possible, and what better place to be able to talk to users and get feedback š
thanks for the details @indigo jetty, pushing out an update today
yeah workday doesnt play nicely wioth it
it works really well with every other app ive used it for
Yeah Simplify was pretty good at the time I was using it just last year. I'm a 2022 grad on my way to G, but I've found that the chrome extension was helpful in my time as I was applying to over 100+ companies. I don't trust auto-fill stuff that much to begin with, so I did end up not following through with using it but I'd say it works relatively well
Also btw @signal trellis your name and the buttons below aren't lined up 
Hopefully no more bugs on Workday, if you guys ever run into anymore bugs, feel free to ping me!
any reason you donāt trust autofill? our whole mantra has really been a better discovery and application experience (you can still use Simplify without needing to use the extension)
based on feedback from the discord, we also added custom application support to our tracker (still a wip, hoping to add kanban support soon!)
tailwind columns š
How hard was it if you completed it @cedar zodiac
Might be personal preference but I like tools that do the job 100% of the time. I know Simplify is good but I've encountered edge cases where it doesn't do what it does (i.e on most of workday) so I just opt to fill it in myself since it gives me time to review my info and then ship it out. I can't completely trust what simplify is gonna autofill so therefore it doesn't make sense to use it.
haven't completed it, doing it tomorrow
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Should i start applying or is it still early?
I need guidance
I was late for intern apps donāt wanna be late for new grad apps
still fairly early, I think mid August/early September is usually when most apps begin to open up
Okay sweet sweet
Ahoy
Lmao no I wasnāt getting any internships
But finally got one
Thank you thank you
It can be man, thatās why I didnāt get any internships until like June
Damn when did you guys apply to vmware
is it better to get into internships for faang then be promoted to full time? instead of going thru 5 interviews for new grad position
If u can get one, yea
Best bet is get a return offer and keep applying to other places to get as many options if you can
Nah ur fine
wya
cal state long beach
usa then youre chilling
im from canada tryna get that usa green card š¤
it be like that
Come talk to our boi @gleaming fable
I'm go Canada and do the same thing after a few years 
I applied I think a few weeks ago?
?avatar @lusty field

Does anyone know when Meta will have opening for new grads again?
Whatās the frog called like in Hotline Miami again?

Zack
Is VMware Launch the same as propel or what
No one knows
So whenās the 2023 process channel coming out 
Probably now to within next month or so
Ok, Thanks
Anyone who had google interviews recently please?
Anybody get the Goldman Sachs OA?
can u send job posting link?
not asking what that is
is Akuna OA automated ?
just finished citadel oa
For 2023?
yup
Psure itās not, havenāt gotten one yet
When did you apply?
Is it proctored?
GAMERS

How are the questions? Straight out of LC?

heard it's more 'practical', building an API, maybe a simple associated frontend etc
not LC from what I know
to be honest, I'm not sure how in depth they want you to go with any of it
I think if you prepare to render simple things on the screen you should be ok
narratorās voice but they did not get a job
easy for lee to say 
are apple new grad apps out?
^
Yes I saw one
oh early career is the keyword that i needed to search! thanks!
https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200329615/software-engineer-early-career?team=SFTWR āWeāre looking for a Senior Software Engineer to joinā š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤

Early career != new grad
Also this was posted may 10th, so I highly doubt it
with apple, I can never tell 
but you're probably right
how was it?
not too bad, i got all the test cases
lc hard or med?
anyone do th black rock hirevue?
Mods when 2023 process
Simple? Elaborate
āYou have recently graduated in May 2021 or will be graduating in 2022ā
i still apllied lol
december 2022 grads rise up
new grad as in 2022 or 2023 
says this
but like 2021 long gone š
Yeah that doesn't appear to be for 2023 grads
Can't hurt to apply though
Lol, it's just an auto-fill, they're using Greenhouse
Well mostly auto-fill
It's not a setting in Greenhouse, my browser auto-fills most of it
Folks how would you answer this if you were an international: If you selected F-1, would you require Curricular Practice Training (CPT) authorization from your school to begin full time employment at Amazon?
too long 
oh damn what browser does that
Yeah
oo iām currently using internet explorer
And will auto fill fields for some things
chrome scares me
microsoft is forcing me itās kinda annoying
had to when i signed my contract
Did anyone else take the Goldman Sachs oa
Yeah
How was it
It was way easier than I thought itād be
But maybe itās because I recently did similar problems
But I think it was 2 easier
Actuslly 1 easy 1 med
Oh ok thatās good
Can we add these nee listings to the github repo?
Any browser? I'm using Google Chrome
psa blackrock OA closes exactly 5 days after receiving it
I submitted it at 4:25 and didn't realize they emailed me at 4:10 to say I never completed it
When you say blackrock oa are you talking about the thing where you have to take videos of yourself? Or like a hackerank?
its a hirevue
with a coding part
2 coding questions and then a quick behavioral video
is GS out for swe ng?
Yee
Is it considered an OA or phone?
OA
link?
Huhhhh
Mine was 2 behavioral videos
is it the analyst role?
ya
interesting wonder what the difference is
Yea idk I applied for some data engineering thing within new analyst so that might be why
Anyone get to Capital One final after doing the OA?
no
anyone do c1 codesignal
everyone
do your previous code signal scores get saved or do they get overwritten when you do a new one
they are saved
most companies will only accept results from the last 6 months
it doesnt hurt, worst they will do is reject you
plently of people get jobs where they dont meet the requirements listed
probs
probs worth to get some baseline knowledge so you can maybe bs some questions
Even if u bomb, itās experience for ur next cybersec interview
damn its almost time
akuna oa
Wait what you got straight to final after OA??
Can you send c1 swe link?
@grizzled bronze
I didn't, I was asking if anyone did
It's called Technology Development Program, I didn't apply yet since I'm not ready to interview
yeah
Yea ima apply to it
i did, i got immediately to the final after the codesignal OA ye
Brag
Brah*
What was ur cs score?
Wait fr
ye
what is the code signal score? someone posted a link to get to 800 something?
it was my first CS so i cant answer that one sorry
Oof
i dont see why they'd disallow it though(?)
lmfao
Proctored
yeah its mandatory
rly? wild
Iām taping the camera
built different
Also yo idk who I should ask this to
But when I start applying ima need hella help like to which companies I should avoid and which companies I should apply to
im applying to everything š
Same but o donāt wanna get stuck working for a shitty company
Terrible work life balance no growth shitty campus
Same though
MANGA life til the ghosting hits which lets be real is gonna be within a week

copium
Did you apply to all manga
I ssāEd these which ima apply to first
Amazon also be easier compared to other manga companies
Meh. Debatable
heard its still complete rng
Heavy rng
Pain
Havenāt even started applying man š
??
is joke
Reporting to manga counsel
Ah so the coding prodigies
Oh word?
I hope I can find someone who can refer me somewhere man
Start praying every Wednesday
If itās anything like last year, Wednesday they send out OAs
For interns that was the case at least
Should I apply to companies now or wait a month after prepping more leetcode?
Now
U have plenty of time to prep in between next steps
bruh, I completely forgot I applied for aws out of pure boredom, and they just reached out for a final round.
think I should do it for the experience?
If you wanna lol
I got Akuna OA too but I skip. Applied to a bunch of companies in 23 grad process but I'm not gonna do any now lol
Too burnt out to do LC again
Anyone know what aws tc is?
can someone share the link for the app to akuna ng?
its in the pinned github repo
found it, thanks!
Which location
been watching my email for days but nothing yet, my heart dropped when I seen an amazon email today, but it was just the receipt for some crap i ordered online lol
LOL MOOD
no buying on amazon during hiring season got it
Well not right now lmao
How so
Right now is early July bro and there are like 5 apps out
Well, yeah
Iām just saying that after applying, thereās plenty of time to prep before u even hear back
You gon apply to these 5 places underprepped? Your interview will be scheduled hella early and you'll jump into the game as a wreck bro
that I agree tbh
but maybe prep a bit more until Aug when most apps start rolling in then just insta apply but dont let go of the grind
Companies worth applying to wonāt really schedule interviews before September
No matter how early you apply
And the timeframe between app and OA (barring auto OAs) is enough to prep
Rest of the companies are just fodder
Another consideration is that most of these kids are mid-internship so their resumes aren't at the optimal level, unless they bullshit some stuff they plan to do inside
ibm email said reply within 5 days for interview but i missed it
Alright thatās fair enough
its been 7 days will they ghost me now
Ibm boomer company b
boomer company better than no company
Reply. If u donāt, chances of hearing back are 0
ill try š
One thing I'll say is that I completed didn't follow what I preach now lmao so maybe don't take my advice as gospel
Seems like they were asking you to respond asap with your availability for the upcoming week
i guess thats this week
Yep
So u technically just missed your interview spot
Nah. I never applied. Ask yogi
He applied to everything
I got resumed at IBM lmao
Fr? Lmao
They don't sponsor
ibm rejects overqualified mfs lol
Oh yea. They donāt
they know yall use them for leverage 
But yea just respond
Worst case u donāt hear back
And as for if u get ibm interview, best case u get offer early, worst case itās practice
No better time to start than now
i legit failed it cause the lady was so hot
and she started speaking to me in russian
Maybe try touching grass
sorry bro but thats just cringe
i know man
Ayo lum did you workout
About to bro
finally getting off my ass
This late?
Yep. Iām out the door so the rest is ez 
Once you make a routine out of it, itās a lot easier to be consistent
Never too late to get shredded
Gl bro have a good workout
It's 11pm
And?
Go to sleep bro
gl on the workout
Dude has mad late standup heāll just sleep till like 10 lmao
Your body needs enough sleep though in order to recover from the workout and build muscles
He'll sleep from like 1am to 9am
thats 8 hours
pretty decent tbh
Didnāt know my mom was on this server
Yeah that's fine, I guess it depends on the person. Working out this late would keep me up later than 1 AM.
Working out this late is kinda dumb tbh
but I did 500 pushups because I was feeling shit so tf do I know 
Yea u canāt say shit lmao
Ngl bro Iām actually surprised how u donāt have DOMS
I got some soreness but nothing hurts
I'm just built diffy ig
Actually it was easier to do the pushups today than yesterday, albeit I did far less since I actually do think long term its gonna injure me
Does anyone know what the VMware launch/propel process is after OA? Recruiter never replied back before I took OA.
Think you'd do on-site, it varies. Heard you might do resume behavioral, regular technical
anyone know how long it takes for the vmware oa to come out?
I got it really fast after the questionnaire
Think they screen your resume? Was pretty quick next day or so
ah word ty
The oa is interesting, I won't spoil tho
Damn I never got the questionnaire lmfso
How much time do they let give you for taking the OA?
Gave me 2 weeks to do it

You goat
i havent even graduated
2022??
Nah it's not. People often get rejected
No
They do unless you're at a goat school
Where do you go to school?
now i just have to bomb the interview
You doubting yourself
. Is your resume bad?
bro regina
Nah! No OAs. Straight to Phone Interview
worst school in kanada
yea lol 0 work exp
Got an interview last year with just projects too
Where can I find spring internship's does any one have any kind of list of companies who are hiring for spring internships ?
was it hard
dw, you're in this channel so you're a certified goat
i did then last year and it was a lc easy - low med
got rejected immediately after even after getting it right 
Prob Bloomberg
oa or interview
interview, i don't believe there was an oa
Anyone got the gs oa yet ?
No company has that many available SWEs for phone screens
Maybe an outsourced HR one like Meta would work but even then human resources are already stretched so thin
Maybe their OA isnāt ready for 2023 yet but they wanna start some applicants in the process early
wait but isnāt that bloomberg thing for 2022?
i havenāt heard of anyone acc
Did you take it yet and is it automated ?
BB?
I took it and Iām psure itās not automated since I got it a couple days after applying and judging by the wording of the email
automated i think not sure
havent taken
due in 7 days
same
yo meta fucked
how do u alrdy have interviews this early O___O
some linkedin recruiter about a local startup
at the end he said they have 4 more candidates
and i couldnt answer some react questions
rip
why would people wanna work at meta anyways
i heard it sucks
even if its a part of faang
Source?
Not for its employees. As far as big companies go, they offer the best in class pay, work-life balance and career growth
Their food is good
i thought that was google
meta and wlb in the same sentence 
I've spoken to a number of current employees at FAANG, and checked out stats available on multiple sources. AFAIK, Google's pay is no better than Meta (often slightly worse) given that they bank heavily on their brand. Other companies often go out of their way to compensate for brand. Last 3 weeks of hiring shows companies like Amazon beating all FAANG in pay
also havent u seen the picture of the meta office lmfao
WLB, google beats Meta on average, but that's a pointless metrics since for companies as large as them, average doesn't matter, your team does






