#2023_grads

1 messages · Page 307 of 1

sonic coral
#

nah no meeting fridays aint company wide

chilly burrow
#

It is tho

#

That's why Snap, Pin, and Meta r down

ornate cliff
#

yeah ads after ios just aint the same

vast mica
#

are 2023 new grad apps open ? does anybody know when will yhey open if not yet ?

ornate cliff
vast mica
young peak
jagged torrent
#

I found this place cause I was looking for a leetcode bot KEKW

#

Ended up getting premium after getting here and not using the bot

young peak
#

LC premium is worth its weight in gold

dusty basin
waxen kayak
#

All da homies in 2023 grad? dogesmile

#

mr @runic wind @jaunty basalt hugs

winged jay
#

ye gladge

waxen kayak
#

I’m an imposter tho PepeHands

#

2024 sad_kermit

winged jay
#

take extra credits dogesmile

ornate cliff
young peak
ornate cliff
rustic hemlock
#

my team like this too. fully remote so i just kept my stipend

dire yarrow
#

Is yahkuna really that dumb or does he just troll us? kermit_think

dusty basin
#

y not both

#

sleep null

vital meteor
ornate cliff
sonic coral
slate bobcat
rain patio
#

anyone know a website where I can compare salary and cost of living across different states in US

thick shell
rain patio
#

awesome. thank you

wheat forum
#

take it with a grain of salt

#

they make implicit assumptions

rain patio
#

fair. can't be 100% accurate. assumptions on what costs for example?

shut chasm
#

yooo

#

whats the plan?

#

is the only way to get FT via internship?

#

Have companies started hiring yet?

#

😢 we dont even have #2023_grad_postings yet

#

awesome thanks @vast gyro

nocturne prairie
#

I’m going to be graduating next year but I have literally zero internships or work experience, should I try to go for grad school, an internship, or ft job?

#

Honestly just really lost on what my best options are

sonic coral
#

Internships are out unless you enroll in grad school

#

So apply for full time stuff

nocturne prairie
#

How should I go about prepping for all this then?

#

I have nothing on my resume or any leetcode either 😅

#

Kind of put myself in a really tough situation

dense blaze
#

projects are probably the way to go

nocturne prairie
#

Projects and push to GitHub?

nocturne prairie
#

I don’t want to just go for fluff projects I guess

dense blaze
#

in my case, it's learning Rust

#

May be, but it’s fun

honest cloak
#

Simple

jaunty basalt
#

make a bet with someone for $100 that youll make a personal project

#

simple

honest cloak
#

Easiest bet to win

rain patio
pulsar mural
rain patio
pulsar mural
#

u copying me

#

i use that emoji

slate bobcat
rain patio
#

u copying me

#

i use that emoji

slate bobcat
gleaming fable
coarse quiver
#

Time to grind

#

To not land a shitty hft firm

rain patio
#

@pulsar mural get off me

rigid quail
#

@pulsar mural is there a yahkunazon hiring freeze?

coarse quiver
#

@pulsar mural

#

Stop wasting our time

#

Stop making us do 13 finals with yahkunazon

calm shale
shut crescent
#

are 2023 grad positions already out?

sonic coral
#

Be very careful with this, if you’re gunning for a return offer you wanna seem as interested in your team as possible lol

#

It’s fine to ask if you’re on track for a return offer imo

#

But anything that’s hints you’re ready to dip should be avoided

#

I’d save the return offer stuff till towards the end of your internship

#

Last few weeks

#

You can ask stuff like how do they feel about your current progress

#

If there’s anything you can improve on

#

Those are good questions to ask early on/middle of your internship

young peak
#

Are you hitting your targeted goals? The ones you'd set with your manager at Week 1/2

#

That sounds about right. That's on purpose usually since they want you to take initiative to ask for more + give you enough bandwidth to acclimate

#

Yeah I'd honestly suggest just getting it done first (without overextending yourself obv) and then in your weeklys just iterate how happy you've been and that you have the bandwidth for more stuff

errant karma
#

My team assigned me bugs that they felt were easy enough

sonic coral
#

It ultimately depends on company

errant karma
#

For sure

#

I am not really complaining. It is better than a project that will never get to production

coarse quiver
#

Jk. This expression reminds me of simpryaser. Bro was shitting on another mf working at imc

shut crescent
#

Damn already got denied from akuna capital that was quick

#

lmfao

honest cloak
#

Get ready for the warriors to lose

rain patio
jagged torrent
jagged torrent
#

This will not be a good night for you guys

honest cloak
#

It’s gonna be a great night

#

Tatum and brown gonna go off

ashen sonnet
jaunty basalt
#

its only first quarter copium

honest cloak
#

I usually don’t start watching the game til the 2nd half

jaunty basalt
#

yeah man

#

3rd quarter warriors

jagged torrent
#

These refs look like they got paid LOL

jaunty basalt
#

pass the hopium blunt hopium

rain patio
#

got you ^

jaunty basalt
jagged torrent
#

Okay it’s over

#

GS taking over

jaunty basalt
errant karma
#

Anyways apply to GS when they open they need people like crazy

jagged torrent
#

I applied to them and got 100% on OA

#

Still got ghosted

#

I don’t think they sponsor

#

Canadians

chilly burrow
errant karma
#

they haven’t started interviewing yet

#

Until August

jagged torrent
#

Oh

#

Well I mean I got G

#

So I think I’m done for the season

errant karma
#

Thats all you need

jaunty basalt
#

so whos winning finals mvp

rain patio
#

Bro game over

#

Celtics lost

jagged torrent
#

@rain patio dm me for my address so you can send me the zoom backpack craughing craughing craughing KEKW KEKW KEKW KEKW KEKW KEKW KEKW KEKW

rain patio
#

Lmao na bro I had my fingers crossed

#

Doesn’t count

jaunty basalt
jagged torrent
#

I would of liked to see Celtics win

jaunty basalt
#

next year

jagged torrent
#

But I just knew that GS wouldn’t let that happen

jaunty basalt
#

next year

jagged torrent
#

I saw it in curry’s eyes

#

He wasn’t letting this chip go

#

He’s not even playing that hot but stillKEKW

jaunty basalt
#

yeah last game idk what that was

#

just give the man finals mvp

#

let him have one

#

btw

#

@jagged torrent send pic when u get the backpack

#

make sure u wear the noogler hat too

jagged torrent
rain patio
#

Boston bounces back

jagged torrent
#

BBB

jaunty basalt
#

then what

#

u want the noogler hat

#

fingers crossed

rain patio
#

na I want his sign on

jagged torrent
#

If GS wins you give me your TC

#

And if they lose I give you my TC

jaunty basalt
#

bro he has a family

#

u see how much food he orders

rain patio
rain patio
jagged torrent
#

Imagine slaving your life away at corporation and your checks get direct deposited to Tony’s DoorDash account

rain patio
#

lmao

jagged torrent
#

Jaylen brown’s handles are crazy

#

Very smooth hesitations

rain patio
honest cloak
#

Turning on the game was a bad idea

jaunty basalt
#

yeah try again on sunday sure

#

next year*

honest cloak
#

Imma lakers fan so lakers winning next year

jagged torrent
jagged torrent
#

Who’s good on the lakers rn besides 37 year old lebron?

honest cloak
#

AD

jagged torrent
#

Always injured AD?

jaunty basalt
#

bro dont sleep, when bronny gets here we're lit

honest cloak
#

Malik Monk

jagged torrent
#

Or russel who can barely shoot at this point

rain patio
#

Celtics comeback

honest cloak
#

Marcus smart gonna drop 40

jagged torrent
#

Raptors are my team lovely_kermit

#

They’re cheeks I know

jaunty basalt
#

yeah i was gonna wazowski

jagged torrent
#

But as someone who lives in Toronto

#

Gotta support my team

honest cloak
#

That’s not how it works

jagged torrent
#

I support two teams actually

#

Rapotors and Nets

honest cloak
#

Lmao the nets

jagged torrent
#

And im not a bandwagon fan

#

I like Kyrie

#

Wherever Kyrie goes that’s the team I support

rain patio
#

I’m fan of the nets

jagged torrent
#

I really am disappointed we didn’t see the big 3 live up to their potential

#

Harden Kyrie and KD

#

Should have been a ring

rain patio
#

With all due respect

honest cloak
#

Ehhhh

jagged torrent
#

He needs to get his shot

honest cloak
#

Maybe now he is

jagged torrent
#

I feel like it’s too soon to say that

#

It was a tough season for him

honest cloak
#

But the year he joined the nets he was still really good

jagged torrent
#

Ill be able to say that next season if he’s still playing the same way

honest cloak
#

Looks like the Celtics are making the comeback

rain patio
#

They had a nice lead

#

But man the warriors hit you quick

#

A few stops and a few 3s, next thing you know ur down by 15+

#

Game over now

#

Officially

jaunty basalt
#

Look at that smile bro

#

So inspirational

honest cloak
#

No way the warriors are making this many 3s

rain patio
#

RIP Celtics

jaunty basalt
#

It’s cuz this time the rim wasn’t tampered with

honest cloak
#

There’s still time for the comeback

jaunty basalt
#

Yeah next year

jagged torrent
#

I tried telling alll of you

jaunty basalt
#

Wait actually nah, Christmas game lmaocry

jagged torrent
#

But you guys said taTUm and JB gonna stop this wild force of a GS team

#

@limber vale Wya

honest cloak
dense blaze
jagged torrent
limber vale
#

Come back time bro

jaunty basalt
#

I told you turn tv back on during Christmas game

#

They’ll come back then

limber vale
#

Curry’s breaking the nba with his threes bruh

#

Shits so annoying

jagged torrent
#

It’s actually crazy that every three he makes breaks the record

jaunty basalt
#

Lowkey they be pulling out some random records sometimes

jagged torrent
#

First player since 1996 to score 25 points with their parents sitting in the third row and the temperature being 87

#

That was a rude block

shut crescent
#

aint no way celtics winning this

jagged torrent
#

Pressure got to Tatum

#

He’s playing like shit

honest cloak
#

Sidestep JT

rain patio
#

Celtics choked

jagged torrent
#

@honest cloak is it over yet?

#

@limber vale is it over yet?

honest cloak
#

Lol

jagged torrent
#

@rain patio is it over yet?

shut crescent
#

they choke every year

#

im suprised they even beat the bucks

jaunty basalt
#

@jagged torrent @frank wedge PU_KEK

honest cloak
#

Tatum can’t make a shot lmao wtf

jaunty basalt
#

Us rn

jagged torrent
#

Brown is playing like a madman

dire yarrow
limber vale
honest cloak
#

Brown’s back is hurting lmao

limber vale
#

Tatum is so cheeks

rain patio
limber vale
#

Marcus smart can’t make a layup to save his life

shut crescent
#

dynasty has been officially been created

jagged torrent
#

Tatum getting traded for this

jaunty basalt
#

Draymond hitting threes, u know u lost

frank wedge
jaunty basalt
#

Ain’t no way he woke up from a dream

shut crescent
shut crescent
#

crazy what warriors did this season tho

#

well deserved

#

they're gonna be even better next year

rain patio
shut crescent
#

tatum definitely is gonna have nightmares with wiggins there

rain patio
#

Wiggins played amazing

#

Must say

shut crescent
#

hes too athletic

#

good thing he left sorry ass wolves

limber vale
#

With that dumbass text

honest cloak
shut crescent
#

damn never seen curry cry tho

limber vale
shut crescent
#

nah this shit is crazy the year klay comes back

honest cloak
#

💀

jagged torrent
#

It’s been a tough couple of years for GS

shut crescent
#

bro didnt even play the whole season either

jagged torrent
#

Didn’t think they’d pull off another ring

rain patio
#

That’s tough

shut crescent
#

JT definitely about to become a meme after this

jaunty basalt
#

“I’m bouta shock the world”

shut crescent
#

here we go

limber vale
jaunty basalt
#

Yeah it works 100% of the time

rain patio
#

That’s dark

jagged torrent
#

Curry needs more ring

#

And I wouldn’t mind seeing him get it tbh

shut crescent
#

dell's cold asf

#

he had that big ass cuban cigar ready

#

sonya better get away from dell before he rocks her shit open

rain patio
jaunty basalt
#

Even if he wasn’t on nets

#

It’s a mental struggle

honest cloak
#

The Celtics bench disappeared

#

Honestly tho I was joking when I said the Celtics were gonna win tonight

calm shale
#

gn SCgoodnight

#

@pulsar mural

somber mesa
#

When to start applying for 2023 FT roles?

ornate cliff
slate bobcat
#

NULL lurking

dire yarrow
rain patio
slate bobcat
dire yarrow
slate bobcat
coarse quiver
#

4 degens in the chat WazowskiStare

rain patio
slate bobcat
dire yarrow
rain patio
slate bobcat
dire yarrow
#

Me n tony are not

coarse quiver
dire yarrow
slate bobcat
#

NULL you changed your pfp again

slate bobcat
rain patio
#

missed the old NULL

slate bobcat
#

I DID TOO

#

NULL SENPAI IS BACK

rain patio
#

KUSH P KUSH P

lilac locust
errant karma
#

There is no grass in concrete jungle

sonic coral
#

It’s called a park

grizzled bronze
#

2023 grads, are we fucked?

#

Probably not

#

But it does seem like new grad will be even harder 😔

slate bobcat
#

we need to get good at lc

#

and behaviorals

#

and real engineering

#

we need to beat the recession

calm shale
slate bobcat
rigid quail
old smelt
#

Wealthsimple layoffs

jagged torrent
rain patio
errant karma
winged jay
ebon basin
#

The only real engineering is the engineering you get paid for lol

coarse quiver
#

Is 5d dp on graphs real engineering?

rain patio
#

real engineering is copying and pasting a solution from leetcode discuss section

dense blaze
#

Beach Trip

chilly burrow
#

Because I study cs, and their son who studies elec eng couldn't get an eng internship

#

Sum ppl put too much stock in the title of engineer

sonic coral
dense blaze
#

people think they're tesla or some shit for getting a C in mechanics

errant karma
jaunty basalt
#

I am an Elec eng major and I can confirm it is easier to get a software engineering internship than electrical

errant karma
#

Now I see

#

Sometimes relatives are the worst

rigid quail
#

more like stupid solely by looking at how his parents reacted

chilly burrow
#

But they were so pissed that a non-eng was working a job with "engineer" in the title

jaunty basalt
#

wait what

#

what is non eng

chilly burrow
#

I'm a cs student

jaunty basalt
#

like not chemE, EE, mechE

#

oh

#

they can stay mad

#

its their hairline not urs

chilly burrow
#

Who knows, either way it's just a title lol

#

Who tf cares what the title is

#

It's just a job

jaunty basalt
#

in the us, the curriculum difference is just wack classes that most dont find useful

#

thats the only difference besides from a title

#

if taking a few hours of diff eq, physics and chem makes u a rEaL eNgINeEr then kekw

coarse quiver
errant karma
#

As long as you are building something you are an engineer

chilly burrow
#

It's just his parents tbh

jaunty basalt
#

its never the children

#

its the parents sadge

gleaming fable
#

but still calling a kid a liar because they got an internship is wack af testmike

#

like its not your fault they have a failson on their hands lmao

vital meteor
#

^that, the 🧂 I would just ignore

rain patio
#

who cares about a title

jaunty basalt
#

bro licensure lmao

#

im not even gonna use it

vital meteor
#

In canada the title "engineer" requires going to a program accredited by a board but that's for shit like mechanical/electrical/civil engineer which makes sense

jaunty basalt
#

next time u just print out the offer letter

rigid quail
vital meteor
#

You dont want some random to be designing a bridge

jaunty basalt
#

but like

#

nobody cares

rain patio
#

nobody cares

#

nobody cares

jaunty basalt
#

pretty sure the engineering rings thing came from canada too

rain patio
vital meteor
#

Yep

#

I have an iron ring thanospog

jaunty basalt
#

i didnt get one

rain patio
#

wait why didn't i get one

jaunty basalt
#

no point

#

are you bachelor of engineering

rain patio
#

fuck

chilly burrow
rain patio
#

of science

jaunty basalt
#

i did bachelor of engineering but all it did was make me take more credits

rain patio
#

this isn't right

vital meteor
#

I'm in software though PepeLaugh

#

Never gonna use all that engineering knowledge

#

Electrical engineer for bc hydro is like 85k TC and you have to go up poles and shit

grizzled bronze
jaunty basalt
#

i mean for EE u got the power utilities or u got the VLSI ppl

#

lots of respect for the VLSI ppl

rain patio
jaunty basalt
#

you too sadge

#

its ok bro

#

we're here now

#

we dont have to guess random numbers anymore

rain patio
#

no i dropped out LMAO

#

it was a physical design class

#

i had some other energy courses too and i knew it was time to pce out

vital meteor
#

Transmission lines and smith charts pepegas

jaunty basalt
#

yeah i learned a lot about stuff that i cant do lmaocry

gleaming fable
#

what is an eng ring

#

ooc

rain patio
jaunty basalt
#

smith chart wazowskistare

#

bro pls

#

i cant

rain patio
#

thought we were drawing out the world or something KEKW

vital meteor
jaunty basalt
rain patio
#

impedance

#

did i trigger anyone

vital meteor
#

100+j50

jaunty basalt
#

i am glad complex analysis wasnt required

#

its grad level here wazowskistare

rain patio
#

ngl i was so cheeks at EE stuff

vital meteor
#

Now we center divs PepeLaugh

jaunty basalt
rain patio
#

like after the class ends

#

good grade but

#

nothing learned

#

all i remember is V = IR KEKW

jaunty basalt
vital meteor
#

Didnt we learn that in highschool

rain patio
#

yes

vital meteor
jaunty basalt
#

Yeah

#

Tony?????

#

U high

#

We did

#

Bro

rain patio
#

Bro I don’t remember shit

jaunty basalt
#

It was extremely basic stuff but still got it

#

I do remember it was rushed

rain patio
#

@jaunty basalt

jaunty basalt
#

Omfg

#

I had to hammer my hand back to normal

rain patio
#

i had to use this and the curl hand shit for some exams KEKW

jaunty basalt
#

Every class has that one kid that did it with their left hand

#

My professor said if he saw anyone doing it u get zero

#

Cuz u were getting zero anyways, it’s just faster to grade

rain patio
#

bro class averages were always in the 40s

#

maybe 60s if it was dumb easy

#

it just became normal

jaunty basalt
#

Yeah it depended

#

If u had the best ppl in ur section

vital meteor
#

My classes were def scaled

sonic coral
jaunty basalt
#

The “curve breakers”

vital meteor
#

Or else everyone would have failed PepeLaugh

rain patio
jaunty basalt
#

Can’t relate

dire yarrow
#

in electromagnetism

rain patio
#

shit was fun af

#

"gonna shoot u, gonna shoot u " KEKW

jaunty basalt
#

U good bro

vital meteor
#

That an american thing ? monkaS

jaunty basalt
#

We don’t claim that

sonic coral
dense blaze
#

Or something like that

gleaming fable
#

not fun 💀

errant karma
#

It is all jokes but I am still a EE major.

#

I have to see it through lol

#

Then I will get a SWE job for New Grad

jaunty basalt
#

I did it

#

U can too

atomic karma
#

shoulda just done CS

slate bobcat
#

<@&868936794601828492> this man’s in every channel

coarse quiver
#

@pulsar mural don't miss this opportunity

errant karma
#

Lol @pulsar mural just got scammed

livid yew
#

wait 2023 grad exists

#

wtf

#

when did this get here?

gleaming fable
pulsar mural
#

yo

#

YAH KOOB

gleaming fable
#

@nocturne oriole banhammer

gleaming fable
grizzled bronze
#

YA CUCKOO NAAA

dense blaze
#

my former boss actually wasted his time developing santa ntftits

#

wonder how's that going rn

gleaming fable
#

NFTs literally only exist as something to spend crypto on I swear

dense blaze
#

Or to launder money

shy breach
blissful sonnet
dire yarrow
blissful sonnet
#

I hope shit gets normal before May 2023 or it doesn't affect the industry too much

#

I need that visa sponsorship CatStare

dire yarrow
#

It'll dw, I'm just joking around. Y'all will get great jobs

dense blaze
coarse quiver
sacred olive
#

annoying ass mf

dense blaze
hallow socket
#

could you apply to intern and full-time roles for the same company?

grizzled bronze
white escarp
#

But the other way around is hard

sage stump
#

any jobs for 2023?

#

Looking for remote

chilly burrow
blissful sonnet
dense blaze
#

Formula 1

chilly burrow
surreal shuttle
#

Found a picture of @nocturne oriole

surreal shuttle
lament lotus
waxen kayak
#

Yahkub did you do Python or C++ for akuna dogesmile

#

Looks like I’ve got a phone coming up and dk what to expect

digital wing
#

where do I find new grad postings if I graduate this december?

dense blaze
#

apply to anything that moves

#

it's a numbers game b

digital wing
#

get me a referral for lumen inc.

slate bobcat
#

C—

umbral plover
#

just completed akuna python oa

#

time to do the data tooling one 😩

opaque wing
#

How it was?

umbral plover
#

pretty straightforward

opaque wing
#

Problems are From lc?

umbral plover
#

no it's implementation based

lament frost
#

You king

#

@inner prawn Give him advices bro

inner prawn
#

Lol wait who needs advice

rough ruin
#

maybe he means the guy who posted BB reject

errant karma
sharp stream
#

When is the earliest I can start applying for 2023 grad roles?

iron herald
#

Usually trading firms will open up stuff June/July and then tech is late Julyish stuff will start showing up

sharp stream
#

@iron herald thank you

bronze tapir
young peak
#

!salary Akuna Capital

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Akuna Capital

young peak
#

bruh

#

!salary Google

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Google

young peak
#

Bruh trash bot

sonic coral
#

!salary bofa

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Bofa

sonic coral
#

!salary amazon

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Amazon

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Deeznuts

umbral plover
worn wigeon
#

When do you guys plan to apply?

torn lantern
#

ah yes a actual new grad

blissful sonnet
gleaming fable
#

!salary DN Dragon

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Dn Dragon

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Ur Mom

#

Unable to locate data on Sawcon

tulip rain
#

Anybody not get 100% on Akuna

#

I had 5/8 but couldn't get hidden cases

slate bobcat
#

Y’all play the new sea of theives update

wintry frost
#

!process Google onsite

cerulean basinBOT
#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process

unkempt coyote
#

!salary google

cerulean basinBOT
#

Unable to locate data on Google

sour night
tulip rain
sour night
#

Oh fck I misread I thought you said Asana

umbral plover
errant karma
#

You mean they are hiring for 2023

#

I think they will start hiring for 2023 in July/August

nocturne oriole
ornate cliff
#

Say TC isn't a priority, what are some cool places to work?

#

Discord seems kinda cool

rain patio
sonic coral
#

Hell I’d still hop to Spotify

nocturne oriole
#

We can do that

rain patio
sonic coral
#

Shitpost / life advice channel

#

We get some real deep shit in there at times

#

The rest is just shitposting

rain patio
#

usually when yahkuna's not around

#

quality content

#

usually when im not around too KEKW

nocturne oriole
#

I feel like lowkey yahkuna gonna get the last laugh one day he will process hrt offer or some shit

rain patio
#

he already has

nocturne oriole
#

Boost server

#

And leave

rain patio
#

we're wishing him

nocturne oriole
#

That’s cap dude he works for ali express

#

Or somethin

rain patio
#

LMAO

#

alibaba

nocturne oriole
ornate cliff
#

lockheed

#

show some respek

dense blaze
rain patio
#

I heard TikTok has really good WLB

#

They are actually the best

#

Very good culture too

sonic coral
rain patio
rain patio
#

tiktok has great wlb and it shows

ornate cliff
rain patio
sonic coral
jaunty basalt
#

They know you wake up and see that first thing in the morning

#

Morning is technically 12AM

ornate cliff
gleaming fable
sonic coral
rain patio
#

until he gets an offer

#

its better for him

sonic coral
ornate cliff
#

unless someone has that github link

rain patio
ornate cliff
#

I never bookmark every time it's posted

rain patio
gleaming fable
#

yakoona gets a time out like every other week lol

rain patio
sonic coral
#

You can def get by with just grind 75 and lc prem pattern practice

ornate cliff
#

thank youuu ❤️

sonic coral
#

Altho the new G cycle is rumored to have sys design

ornate cliff
#

I am at Zon rn but don't wanna stay... team and product are boring af

sonic coral
#

So you might wanna look into that

ornate cliff
sonic coral
#

If you’re at zon rn sysdesign shouldn’t be difficult

#

Assuming your stack isn’t ancient

ornate cliff
#

everything is lambda

#

terrible

white escarp
#

Aws lambda is gud

grizzled bronze
ornate cliff
#

wish me luck

white escarp
#

👀

#

They will be like holy fk this guy knows lambda

#

We gotta take him

sonic coral
glad thunder
#

Yah this cycle definitely has sys design

inner prawn
#

Did you try switching teams internally?

ornate cliff
dire yarrow
#

Is team switching easy at Zon?

ornate cliff
dusty basin
flint python
#

hi

#

looking for a job

vital meteor
#

For ft the hard part is finding a manager who will want you imo

sonic coral
#

Unless there’s a new change

jaunty basalt
#

That would be so extra lmaocry

slate bobcat
#

That’s not new grad

#

it’s says 3 years of experinece

#

the repo is only new grad

#

No problem

#

They should

#

but probbaly not out yet

rigid quail
#

@pulsar mural post csgo highlights

grizzled bronze
#

@pulsar mural post ur mom

grizzled bronze
#

@pulsar mural when do 2023 new grad apps open up? Any tips?

coarse quiver
#

@pulsar mural how to get hired at yahkunazon?

#

@pulsar mural 2nd question, why is everyone blocking you?

gleaming fable
#

@pulsar mural what should I have for breakfast

slate bobcat
#

@pulsar mural I love you

limber vale
#

@pulsar mural selfie drop?

jagged torrent
#

If you yahkuna face reveals I will too

sour night
#

have you guys started applying to the companies on the new grad github list?

#

idk if i should since i don't have anything to write for my summer internship on my resume

#

and im not sure if applying is a time sensitve thing

dusty basin
#

@pulsar mural gm YAH COONA

#

@pulsar mural do u have Juneteenth off?

pulsar mural
#

im playing roblox

#

shoo away

dusty basin
#

@pulsar mural get me centurion

#

@pulsar mural can we play together

#

@pulsar mural I want to play with u

nocturne oriole
#

Yahkuna im timing u out 1 week bye

pulsar mural
#

no

#

pls

dusty basin
#

@nocturne oriole pls bring yahkuna back. He’s sad and keeps DMing me sad cat pics

nocturne oriole
#

I told him to stop several times

#

Now dont be complicit

dusty basin
#

Honestly speaking, I didn’t see

#

On a real note, I agree. Server needs to chill

dense blaze
#

What did he post aPES_WTFEyes

pine topaz
#

@pulsar mural

#

haha ur banned

quaint zinc
coarse quiver
#

@pulsar mural see, u are blocked again

grizzled bronze
lament frost
#

@dusty basin b I got zon peepolove

dusty basin
slate bobcat
primal pike
#

anybody started applying already

vital meteor
#

Yes you are already behind bro

primal pike
#

behind ur mom

#

jk

dense blaze
primal pike
#

is there amazon 2023

#

🥲

#

what to choose as canadian

dense blaze
primal pike
#

so i select no right

#

dont need sponsor

dense blaze
#

You do need sponsorship for a TN

dense blaze
sweet urchin
#

anyone apply/hear from Akuna for Data tools?

primal pike
#

is there a list for new grad faang postings

fossil basin
#

is amazon 2023 open?

primal pike
#

thank u sir

#

ive just been going thru all of the levels companies

twin ivy
#

would be tedious to do that for all the career pages out there. crowdsourcing isn't ideal but it's the best option atm

errant karma
pulsar monolith
#

What's the best way to prepare for Meta interview?

dire yarrow
#

I thought they were on hiring freeze

pulsar monolith
#

Not in London

dense blaze
#

woah

coarse quiver
#

That's my yahkub

dire yarrow
#

"banned again" monkaS

coarse quiver
#

Ask that to @pulsar mural

dire yarrow
coarse quiver
#

How long?

nocturne oriole
#

Keep dreaming

dusty basin
#

Should ban him for 2 days to prove him wrong @nocturne oriole

dense blaze
dire yarrow
cedar zodiac
#

which position?

rigid quail
#

2023 GRADS PROCESS WHEN, MODS ARE LAZY IN A RECESSION SMH

pallid vine
#

you guys know any 2/3/4 tiers companies with a resume bar as low as amazon?

unborn grove
#

indeed

nocturne oriole
#

Get tier 2 offers first then we can talk

#

Get tier 1 then ur a mod

#

Tier 0 and take me to dinner

dire yarrow
chilly burrow
vital meteor
#

DN?

robust bloom
rain swan
#

Yeah, not working for me

robust bloom
#

i can't log in to the site or create a room

#

dang

chilly burrow
# tall solar You forgot one

Blend, Gem, Jane Street, Notion, Coda, Zipline, HRT, Waymo, Mapbox, Opensea, Akuna Capital, Verkada, Doordash, Circle, MongoDB, Duolingo Nvidia, Okta Dropbox, Square, Instabase, Service Now, Yext, Niantic, UIPath, Ramp, Slope

primal pike
young peak
young peak
#

😳 he said sure

#

Mod confirmed

pallid vine
#

No I was asking serious question guys ; <

#

Doesn’t Amazon give out OA so easily

#

Or do they screen resume after OAs

primal pike
#

i think its quite automated

#

u pass oa. u pass interview

#

they dont even look at your resume

#

just that u meet criterias

pallid vine
#

yea but usually don't you have to pass resume screening to get the OA?

#

so i was asking what tier2/3/4 company gives out OA easier than the other ones in the same tier

gloomy terrace
#

Will google negotiate with akuna/drw/imc

sonic coral
#

Goog will basically nego up to like 280k max with a hft offer

gloomy terrace
#

Oh shit imma be grinding then

#

Except for hrt cuz I don’t know c++

sonic coral
#

Most hft are c++ tho

#

Also hrt has Python

gloomy terrace
#

Hmm

#

I’d prolly take hrt over google ngl

young peak
#

The caveat we gotta remember is COL def

dire yarrow
young peak
# pallid vine so i was asking what tier2/3/4 company gives out OA easier than the other ones i...

No such thing as tiers mate. The OAs that are given out automatically are codesignal ones for companies like Robinhood, Circle, Roblox, IMC etc. That doesn't make em easier companies to apply to. If you're looking for an easy application process, then just go to church everyday at 8am and hope you get blessed by RNGesus. If you're worried about your resume looking shit then just polish your resume.

We talk about how easy the SWE path is sometimes but that's purely relativel/subjective. Every company that's remotely within tier 1/2/3/4/... are all gonna ask LC questions. Some startups have harder reqs than Google lmao

young peak
pallid vine
#

thanks

#

im not worried about the interview part, im doing my best to practice LC

#

its the resume part haha,

young peak
#

Good resumes are honestly just about getting a high enough ATS score

pallid vine
#

what do you guys use to check for ats score?

#

i used vmock for once

chilly burrow
pallid vine
#

and BQs?

chilly burrow
#

I kno people who have failed interviews even tho they completed the question because they weren't communicating enough during

pallid vine
#

o:

chilly burrow
#

Most of these sites have their own random solution that isn't actually implemented by any actual companies

chilly burrow
# pallid vine o:

Also make sure to have situational stories prepared around all of your experiences. Make sure these stories are easily extendable to multiple situations

pallid vine
#

Okie, taking note!

dire yarrow
inner prawn
#

Yeah can we stop with the tier lists, it’s weird

#

As a new grad, just focus on finding a company with decent TC and wlb and focus on learning as much as you can

umbral plover
#

akuna data tooling reject PepeHands

sonic coral
#

I doubt every ats works the same

inner prawn
#

I swear bro it’s usually some intern

slate bobcat
#

If everyone Venmo’s me $5 I’ll share my tier list

rain patio
#

lmao I made a tier list before

#

Just for the fun of it

slate bobcat
#

I have a list of companies I plan to apply for in new grad

dusty basin
slate bobcat
slate bobcat
#

it’s a fun list for myslef

rain patio
#

Dm

slate bobcat
rain patio
inner prawn
#

Oh yeah tier lists are fine if you’re doing it for fun but some ppl be guiding their entire lives with them lmao

tall solar
#

Tier lists don’t matter

#

Means nothing but just make sure you’re paid your worth

rain patio
#

I mean yeah there are different factors to keep in mind when ranking companies

dense blaze
#

@sonic coral how's Mr. Oliva physique grind going?

rain patio
#

I guess

slate bobcat
#

I base mine off company logo and name

dusty basin
rain patio
#

learning + resume clout + TC

dense blaze
rain patio
#

Some say WLB is not as important for ng KEKW

dense blaze
dusty basin
dense blaze
#

S3 AWS next yr thanos

dusty basin
#

Much harder to do once you have a family and shit

dense blaze
#

so

#

yeah

inner prawn
#

I need good wlb I’m tired and dead after these past few months

dense blaze
dense blaze
rain patio
#

Ez money

dusty basin
#

My team is too nice

rain patio
#

All jokes aside

dusty basin
#

Manager talked to me about promo path yesterday so yea p solid opportunity for career progression

#

Yea but I wanna maximize TC pepeHands

inner prawn
#

Cisco resume reject after 6 months noooooooo

#

I would’ve reneged for them

gleaming fable
#

zon has crazy career/TC growth and getting a good team that allows you to do that without sacrificing your mental health is a golden opportunity

dusty basin
#

i just feel like i'll be limiting my growth, y'know?

gleaming fable
dusty basin
#

but also.... its only been like a month so

#

might start to hate it after a while

gleaming fable
#

I would stay until you think you're not really learning much anymore and then look to hop

gleaming fable
dusty basin
#

but got at least a year before that happens so

grizzled bronze
gleaming fable
grizzled bronze
#

You're a new grad too so you have a lot of growing to do KEKW

gleaming fable
#

speaking of growth my first 2 weeks have been great at afresh

#

already have a commit in prod pepewow

dusty basin
#

oh yea. u started

gleaming fable
#

and 2 more issues I'm trying to solve

dusty basin
#

my first push got rejected because failed 2 edge cases

#

so pog man

gleaming fable
dusty basin
#

lol i wrote my own too

#

but we have QA testing too

gleaming fable
#

tbh all I did was change 2 variables and then write like 4 tests but ay

dusty basin
#

but that's pog man

#

lmao

gleaming fable
dusty basin
#

lol

gleaming fable
#

they really let our QA lead go on 2 week PTO in the middle of a humongous incident too

#

crazy dedication to wlb lmao

dusty basin
#

idk if that's good or bad lol

#

good for QA, potentially bad for product/company?

gleaming fable
#

the rest of the mobile team like non-QA picked up the slack tho

dusty basin
#

oh that's nice

#

do u have an assigned mentor?

gleaming fable
#

northeast philly

#

he has >10 years of ios experience and he's very friendly and patient tho

#

couldn't ask for a better mentor

dusty basin
#

damn dude. glad to hear it

#

def landed a solid gig

gleaming fable
dusty basin
#

yea. i have mentor and onboarding buddy

gleaming fable
#

ay nice, afresh is small enough that my mentor is also my onboarding buddy lol

dusty basin
#

yeah makes sense ofc

#

but you also get to have more impact as an individual i think

#

compared to a huge company like zon

#

but afresh is p solid valuation too so idk lol

gleaming fable
#

like not sweeping changes as a jr dev lol but they think I'll be at the point in a year where I can start suggesting new directions or bigger changes

dusty basin
#

yeah that's honestly amazing man

jaunty basalt
#

We need one for the snacks in our office