2023_grads

[lilac locust]

Ty

[vital meteor]

where are the 2021 grads

did the discord blow up just recently?

[rain patio]

[young peak]

A lot of 2020 + 2021 grads got jobs in the 2022 cycle

[rain patio]

through 2022 new grad roles? or entry level

[grizzled bronze]

Volvo

[young peak]

2021 guys prob did new-grads + entry. 2020 folk could only do entry

[bleak relic]

Are there any TPM/APM roles that have a start date of Jan 2023 open now? Or are most of them set to start in Fall 2022?

[proud halo]

Yeoooo wtf there’s a 2023 grad channel now sheesh

I’m getting old

[fickle stump]

linkedin type post but 2023 bros never give up

just keep applying

even if they reject u the first n times

[atomic karma]

damn

[atomic karma]

why amazon though

did you keep applying to every company or you like amazon specifically

[chilly burrow]

Maybe cause it pays well, and is a big name?

[atomic karma]

i was asking if he specifically likes amazon

[inner prawn]

Workday office right near my apartment

Unfortunately they be ghosting big time

[calm shale]

theyre too busy trying to navigate out of their UI

[inner prawn]

I’m willing to help out for the small price of 350k TC

[split igloo]

Any 2023 new grad positions opened?

[calm shale]

pinned

[grizzled bronze]

I was gonna give you recruiter email but just saw she works at Meta now

[slim mortar]

When will Google open?

[inner prawn]

Rip I appreciate the thought though ❤️

[verbal sorrel]

Probably not till like August tbh

Maybe late July

But the postings are typically up for like a week or less

[slim mortar]

[modern socket]

god i can’t wait to start applying again

i miss the rush of interviewing

[chilly burrow]

Ur built different

While interviewing I'm jus tryna not shit myself from the anxiety

[modern socket]

rn i think i’m on track for a rockstar offer from fb

so at the very least i should have some return offer from them

so this is gonna be a low stress year

[chilly burrow]

Yooo congrats

That's huge

[modern socket]

nah still early-on

but i’m way ahead on everything so yeah

[chilly burrow]

Damn dats sick

[modern socket]

idk i’m gonna touch base w my manager abt how things look so far next week

[chilly burrow]

I've been workin for 3 weeks at my company and I've barely written any code 😔

I had to write a design doc first

[inner prawn]

Lol yeah I’ll take em, ty 🙏

[sonic quail]

yoooo

2023 grad time

[modern socket]

yeah let’s table that since i have a lot left until i get my reviews

[nocturne oriole]

@fringe pasture why isnt this u

[fringe pasture]

bro would u like to have 2 dicks in ur ass concurrently with rust

[slim mortar]

Kirb make a shit posting channel only for matud

[fringe pasture]

for fb i just want reg intern hence why i picked systems stuff to learn

if i wanted rockstar id choose a js based team specifically

[white escarp]

Arent u first or 2nd year sthing?

Does intern return offer have rockstar thing?

[fringe pasture]

10k bonus I’ve heard but not sure

[white escarp]

Damn thats sick af

[compact remnant]

^^ is there any resource for postings for these roles anywhere?

[glossy pendant]

Meta not freezing return offer?

[nocturne oriole]

Meta will never do that meta will live forever and give all interns a return and raise TC to surpass hft and then we will celebrate on the metaverse

[glossy pendant]

You ready to feel poor after the new TC for 2023 grads??

[nocturne oriole]

Yes but it’s ok because at that point i mentor those newbies

So i make their life harder

Because their tc higher than mine

It’s only fair

If i interview them i will also ask dp hard twice

[inner prawn]

Nah I think those guys are screwed tbh

Ain’t looking too good for new grad rn

[slate bobcat]

[slate bobcat]

@pulsar mural @pine topaz

y’all have weird dms

exposed

[dire yarrow]

@dusty basin

[pine topaz]

i have a very intricate boss to employuer relationship

its complicated

[pulsar mural]

@pine topaz

[slate bobcat]

@dire yarrow

[dire yarrow]

[pine topaz]

PING ME AGAIN I DARE YOU

[slate bobcat]

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW

[pine topaz]

YAHKUNA HAS BEEN PINGING ME SO MUCH I AM SO SICK OF THE GREMLIN

[pine topaz]

[nocturne oriole]

THIS IS NOT A PLAYGROUND FOR YOU TO THROW SHADE AND SETTLE YOUR BEEF YOU INTERNS

EVERYTIME YOU POST HERE I LOSE A BRAIN CELL

I HAVE READ NOTHING SANE EXCEPT THAT DUDE WHO CALLED YOU GREMLINS

[dusty basin]

what

[fast sierra]

what's happening?

[pine topaz]

@pulsar mural @slate bobcat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB4agGGyZFg

[dire yarrow]

See the message above. Yahkuni lob u. Give him some banana from zon

[pine topaz]

this will help turn yall to new leafs

[slate bobcat]

NOW YOUR TALKING LIKE A GREMLIN

[novel nimbus]

Amazon prob won't rescind 2023 offer right 😬

[inner prawn]

Highly unlikely

Don’t quote me on this but Amazon is probably one of the most resilient companies in terms of facing a recession

Problem is pip ofc

[novel nimbus]

Yeah totally agree

I'm considering accepting it over Snap given recession

Have until oct this year to accept tho

Idk if I should just wait it out

[winter loom]

do you have a fall internship offer? @novel nimbus

[novel nimbus]

Interned for amazon this winter and have 2023 FT offer

Interning at snap rn

No fall internship yet 😂😭

Can't find jobs I'm interested in tbh

I did DE at amazon and doing DS analytics at snap

Yeee

Yeah I'm hoping I can extend Snap

We'll see

[dusty basin]

Yahkuni always ignores me

[fickle stump]

every company lol

but got into zon and didnt make it to others so..

[pine topaz]

u always abuse matilda

im proud matilda moved on from a toxic lover

ud ont deserver matildas love

bye

[dusty basin]

Matilda was my side chick anyway

[pine topaz]

@pulsar mural keep moving on fren

https://tenor.com/view/hug-hugs-and-love-gif-23912006

u will find someone who apperciaites and loves u

[dawn sequoia]

gm

[calm shale]

!process two sigma recruiter reached out

[cerulean basin]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process

[calm shale]

its for a cpp role, and too bad i have zero experience in that

[primal torrent]

Wait, I thought Two Sigma was a Java shop?

[winter loom]

how do youbguys get recruiters to reach out on linkedin

[coral finch]

I think either you have a competitive resume or you reach out first

[pine topaz]

set your profile to open to work

pimp out your linkedin

[calm shale]

ive never really had recruiters reach out, but in the last two days i had 3

might be because i have coinbase in my profile, and they are just spamming messages to us

[primal torrent]

Huge if true - that actually makes so much sense lol

[spring ledge]

Thru linkedin?

[calm shale]

ye

[hearty horizon]

Mostly java but we use cpp for low latency and infrastructure

[chilly burrow]

Work at a FAANG+ company

Or be lucky

I only know of one person who got a recruiter reachout without any big name companies

[worn drift]

Does anyone have the links that have 2023 full time positions update information

[coral finch]

https://github.com/coderQuad/New-Grad-Positions-2023

this?

https://github.com/abubakardaud/2023GRADS

[glossy pendant]

Isn’t this someone from this server

I recognize that pfp

[coral finch]

maybe, no idea though, I just did a google

[worn drift]

Thank you very much

[hidden hazel]

Can anyone recommend, how to prepare for new Grad roles in Top-tier companies? Any detailed preparation plan?
Which topics are asked often in FAANG+ companies.

[dusty basin]

Yeah it is

I don’t remember who

Either this or the pittcsc thing

Someone from this server is a part of one of those

[glossy pendant]

Ok I’m not trippin

[dusty basin]

Maybe we’re both tripping

[calm shale]

nah nah i def remember that pfp too

[vital meteor]

maybe all 3 of you are tripping

[dawn sequoia]

def seen that pfp before

[timid flume]

I’ve had recruiters reach it to me a ton ever since I got my first job and then a ton more after joining a popular robot company

I personally find it very annoying

[lament frost]

I got reached by a AWS Hiring Manager from Vancouver and I'm from France, you just have to pimp your LinkedIn profile

[vital meteor]

o interesting, was your plan to move to the US before that?

[coarse quiver]

Have you heard back from G?

[slate bobcat]

it’s starlust

he’s not as active anymore

but he’s from this server

[lament frost]

No, I don't plan to move to US at all actually. It was so random lmao

[lament frost]

Ye I failed

[slate bobcat]

[lament frost]

It's not that bad tbh, I wasn't ready and I didn't applied it just happened

I'm happy to have experience that because without it I would've never known you guys

[coarse quiver]

@raw wing how is the grind going?

[vague canopy]

How to identify whether a job opening is for grad22 or grad23? And when can we expect to see grad23 job listings?

[jolly vault]

They generally write the graduation year in the description

Late July August beginning

[coarse quiver]

with AC?

why are you replying rn on discord tho?

[lament frost]

You don't, you try and you see if you get pass the bot

[chrome nest]

I am set to graduate next May but I plan on enrolling in a masters program in fall 23 (probably omscs). can I still apply to internships for summer 23 or should I apply new grad?

[timid flume]

i mean do you want an internship or a fulltime role?

im also in OMSCS and have gotten recruiters asking me if i wanna do an intern role

i usually tell them to fuck off

but thats because i dont see the value in an internship when i already have my bachelors

and i have a fulltime job lol

but yea just depends what you want

[chrome nest]

haha, I was hoping to potentially convert to fulltime. I figured it would be easier than trying for new grad

[atomic karma]

why not get fulltime job and have job subsidize or partly pay for the masters

[timid flume]

yeah this ^

[atomic karma]

there's also no rush for omscs

[timid flume]

exactly what im doing

its also cheap anyways

[pine topaz]

who posted this

[vital meteor]

[lament frost]

[slate bobcat]

that’s me

[pine topaz]

WHAT IN THE WORLD

[slate bobcat]

https://c.tenor.com/GJCo2959nzwAAAAM/cute-kitty-baby-cat.gif

[dire yarrow]

https://c.tenor.com/GJCo2959nzwAAAAM/cute-kitty-baby-cat.gif

[tribal falcon]

What a weird post, I guess camera off is bad but that seems more the fault of the company

Also in an interview I def don’t want to waste time asking someone I don’t know how their weekend was

[pallid kernel]

when should i start applying if i want to secure a new grad role for may 2023 in the united states?

[verbal sorrel]

Lmfao he’s saying the quiet shit out loud

[pine topaz]

it blew up

removed by the mods though

[sonic coral]

you still got a link?

[pine topaz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/v5fzr5/to_my_fellow_sr_indians_in_tech_its_good_to_have/

[verbal sorrel]

I wish he put his LinkedIn in the post

[dire yarrow]

It's more of a boomer Indian thing imo. All young Indians I had (including myself) do small talks

[pine topaz]

I dont have much experience with indian interviews, my only indian employer was also my mentor and he was such a 🐐

[coral finch]

Maybe no camera during phone interviews or technical?

But camera behavioral

I did have small talks but it’s 5-10 mins for introducing and resume walkthrough, last 5-10 is question for them

Never ask weekends and such that’s weird

[tribal falcon]

The comment about bollywood movies in theatres lmao

[slate bobcat]

?avatar @dense blaze

[earnest warren]

Avatar for EllipticCurve#0785

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[slate bobcat]

👀

new pfp

[dense blaze]

Nah sexy katana man

[slate bobcat]

KATANA MAN

[rain patio]

katana man from chainsaw man i think

[ornate cliff]

is shit like triplebyte relevant anymore?

[slate bobcat]

https://c.tenor.com/us6zO1kU3Y8AAAAM/tears-sad.gif

[viscid jacinth]

Who else watching wwdc?

[rain swan]

Meeeee

[atomic karma]

sadly

[umbral plover]

imc recruiter reached out 👀

[viscid jacinth]

Bruh I want to see them unveil a car that I wont be able to afford

[pulsar mural]

[nocturne oriole]

[rain patio]

[lilac locust]

[slate bobcat]

[rain swan]

Its highly unlikely. There used to be a rumour that Apple introduces VR and their car in 2022 and this was 5-6 yrs ago but then covid hit

Did I do anything wrong ?

Arghhh I don't understand these emojis tbh

[atomic karma]

lol you're good

[rain swan]

[atomic karma]

not yet

fte

[frank wedge]

Stop deleting

[atomic karma]

matter

[rain swan]

[atomic karma]

this shit is actually sick

[frank wedge]

Tf is that

The metaverse

[atomic karma]

IoT standard

zigbee, wifi, different protocols can communicate together

[fresh lagoon]

the matterverse

[rain swan]

Does anyone use apple maps ?

and apple translate ?

[frank wedge]

Apple Maps is nice

Except for pinning

[tall solar]

Apple really capitalizing on the amber heard situation

[grand spruce]

My friend uses Apple maps and kinda convinced me to use it

He said the exits, lanes are presented better than gooble maps

also he works for gooble

so lol

[frank wedge]

Fireable offense

[atomic karma]

[rain swan]

Wait, which cars dashboard is the one apple presenting rn ?

[atomic karma]

definitely an EV

[viscid jacinth]

Imagine its their car lol

[atomic karma]

not sure if tesla

[rain swan]

Yeah yeah. thats what i was thinking

[rain swan]

Umm maybe

Damn thats a big dashboard behind steering

[atomic karma]

oh it looked a bit like lucid

[tall solar]

Anyone else think memmojis look like devil icons

Like tell me that ain’t scary

[rain swan]

tis shit scary af 👀

[tall solar]

It’s terrifying no cap

[atomic karma]

wtf

[viscid jacinth]

vertical oscillation = butt jiggle

[sonic coral]

Honestly Apple Maps is way better than when it started out

I use it 90% of the time

The 10% is when wherever I’m trying to go isn’t on Apple Maps lol

[tall solar]

No

It’s wwdc not product launch

[rain swan]

Ah, okay

[tall solar]

Apple making their iOS so cluttered now with these stupid widgets

No one uses widgets bro

[dusty basin]

[rain swan]

[tall solar]

At least I don’t

[dusty basin]

U never used the weather or news widget?

[rain swan]

I mainly (only) use Apple Music Widget

[dusty basin]

@pulsar mural do u have me as your wallpaper

[sonic coral]

I only use news widget lol

[rain swan]

No

[dusty basin]

R u @pulsar mural

[rain swan]

Nope

[tall solar]

They are a few yeah

But have y’all seen the MacBook widgets

[dusty basin]

Oh

MacBook ones

Yea those suck

[tall solar]

So useless

[dusty basin]

Ily 2 @slate bobcat

[tall solar]

Even the widgets page on iOS

Do people even go to that

[dusty basin]

Tru

I do

Accidentally

[tall solar]

True

Like I have the weather widget on one of my screens but never use the entire page one

[dusty basin]

Google’s implementation was good tbh

With the google news stories shit

[dusty basin]

Same. I just have small weather and news widgets

[tall solar]

Fr same

MacBook should have widgets on desktop

Surprised they haven’t done that yet

[dusty basin]

Like windows vista

[elder locust]

i expected some hardware updates

[tall solar]

I think so

And

[elder locust]

but im disappointed

[tall solar]

Remove launch pad

[dusty basin]

It’s wwdc bro

Mostly software

[tall solar]

Like why is the macos design from 2006 still

[elder locust]

yeah i didn't realize

[rain swan]

mostly

[tall solar]

And they are trying to make it like iPad

[elder locust]

i wanted a new iphone

guess i have to wait till sept

[tall solar]

Not everything needs to look like the iPad

[dusty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-whats-a-computer-tablet-gif-11564169

MacBook is dead bro

[tall solar]

Should be a new chip

Aswell

[dusty basin]

M2 mb pro

[grand spruce]

m2 boys

[dusty basin]

So I can spend my sign on

[tall solar]

The apple chip guy is actually a legend

I know he Does all the work bro

[elder locust]

m2's here

[rain swan]

How?

[viscid jacinth]

He sounds like a russina mafia boss

Goat

[dire yarrow]

[tall solar]

This guy op

[tall solar]

Just a thought hes been announcing new chips for apple for a while now

He runs the lab I believe

[elder locust]

HEADPHONE JACK

[rain swan]

for ?

[elder locust]

idk

[rain swan]

@dusty basin What did I say

[elder locust]

[dusty basin]

What did I say

[rain swan]

Macbook air baby!

[dusty basin]

Bro who cares

Mb pro is where it’s at

Mb air is for business majors

[rain swan]

I care because me broke and can't afford mb pro

[tall solar]

New MacBook o

[viscid jacinth]

U were right lol

[elder locust]

macbook air!

im happy now

[rain swan]

This is for mb air ig

[atomic karma]

ohh black laptop

[viscid jacinth]

Midnight is slickk

[dusty basin]

Yeah. Pro already has headphone jack

[elder locust]

wtf is this shit 🤮

[rain swan]

it is what it is

its same as mb pro

[tall solar]

It’s pretty op

For an air

No reason to buy a pro anymore

[elder locust]

i think im getting it

[rain swan]

So apple finally getting rid of intel, Noice!

[elder locust]

new leetcode machine

new mb pro too?

[rain swan]

13'in uses M2

[tall solar]

Nah the air is actually nice I can’t lie

If they keep it the same price that is

[rain swan]

I don't think they will. Maybe 200$ more than current air ?

[tall solar]

The air is faster than 16 inch mbp intel

Which is kinda nuts

[tall solar]

They might keep it the same

[rain swan]

nah its 1199

[dusty basin]

I mean, yea because it’s Apple optimized silicon

[rain swan]

current MB air is 999

[dusty basin]

A fair comparison is to the mbp m1

[tall solar]

Like for an everyday laptop who aren’t devs ?

[elder locust]

now iphone pls

[tall solar]

MacBook Air is insane

They better let us delete default apps

[atomic karma]

lol how do people even keep up with these macos names

[dusty basin]

Just open about this mac

[grand spruce]

ight this stage manager pretty good

[small pike]

Is applying this July and August early enough to get fulltime offers starting Jan 2023?

[elder locust]

wwdc thread

[atomic karma]

damn

this pretty nuts

[grand spruce]

bad bunny appreciation

[torn vigil]

Are you graduating in Dec 2022

[small pike]

Yes

[nocturne oriole]

Agree but even with m1

Hot take

For 95% of people and 100% of cs majors, air is fine

[ornate cliff]

lukewarm take

[ornate cliff]

the speakers on pro are really nice still

[shrewd ivy]

I bought my m1 Max just to use it as a thin client

[gleaming fable]

Yep all the performance tests show almost no difference

You don't really need a pro unless you're doing like sustained 3D rendering or something

I don't think I've heard the fan on my mbp turn on even once

[calm shale]

kinda cold take

[dire yarrow]

+📱

[gleaming fable]

secret 3rd option, iphone + mac (work) + pc (games)

[calm shale]

https://github.com/lwouis/alt-tab-macos
this fixes alt tab

[calm shale]

this what i have lol

[grizzled bronze]

Saw on LinkedIn someone who already got their work laptop from Coinbase had their offer still "rescinded" (they said rescinded in their post, but it's really a termination at that point)

[atomic karma]

free laptop

[sonic coral]

Bruhhhh

[rain patio]

koreaboo

[atomic karma]

?

[rain patio]

thats gidle

[atomic karma]

🤔 who

[rain patio]

nvm

[rain swan]

Xcode runs fine on m1 air(base model) than 16in intel mb pro

[dusty basin]

Still gets stuck

M1 mbp best bet for pig like xcode

[dire yarrow]

They're giving severance worth lot more than that why'd they care about a laptop

[mossy niche]

M2 mac 🧐

[calm shale]

m2 looks so sick

the air is such a steal

that new navy color is also so nice

dame im sucking tim apple off real good over here

[jagged torrent]

Im an apple slut

No shame

[ornate cliff]

bruh the navy is 🤤

[pallid kernel]

does anyone know when the US starts hiring for 2023 new grads?

[dusty basin]

Late July/early august for most tech companies. Some hfts like akuna already put up job postings

[heavy sundial]

when will m2 macbook air be available

[pallid kernel]

thank you so much! :)

[lament frost]

Is there a EU version of this ?

Sadge

[inner prawn]

Bump

[dense blaze]

Yakuna

[dry salmon]

Gotta get ready ahhh

[white escarp]

do u mean the repo? or the job hunt LOL

the end of august sounds early to me

[dry salmon]

why not

fair

[atomic karma]

what company

rejecting an offer isnt reneging

[dry salmon]

i think they’re saying they want to be done w recurring in aug and sept

so that way they can accept an offer without reneging on anyone

[frank wedge]

July

[gleaming fable]

^ yeah they said next month

[white escarp]

wait ahoy already gave out return offer?

[white escarp]

imma try to ask for a return offer next month in my current company 👀

so i'd have less pressure to grind 🤣

[dense blaze]

are you still happy?

[timber rapids]

Am I dumb or does it skip 4?

Under “Principles of Professional Conduct”

it goes 1,2,3,5

[atomic karma]

[primal torrent]

Cal had a rule of November 1st

Which actually had some weight to it - companies that didn't follow would be banned from on-campus recruiting events

[limpid spoke]

Have any companies started hiring for 2023 grads?

[calm shale]

check pinned

[rain patio]

!zillow

[shrewd ivy]

[prime hill]

!zillow

[grizzled bronze]

Coinbase wen

[rain patio]

Lmao

Gotta be quicker than that

omniatopoeia

[chilly burrow]

I think it was a mistake

I applied for one of the positions and it closed 2 days after

[ornate cliff]

whats omnia

[jaunty basalt]

It’s a sawcon company

[chilly burrow]

Deloitte's ai branch

[woven sable]

this is invalid now? 404

[quartz vale]

Same

Mr Abu we can’t access your website

It’s sick

I’m learning C++ opencv and cuda at the same time it’s killing me

🤣

where is the repo

[woven sable]

yeah cool where is the combined repo them

[sudden sequoia]

is akuna oa auto?

[chilly burrow]

Pretty sure it is

[whole berry]

is it still that stupid quick maths OA?

[nocturne oriole]

👍

[rough ruin]

that's what she said

[shy breach]

DM me if you want recruiter emails

[grizzled bronze]

what about yahkuna emails

[quartz vale]

Folks

How is g Canada

How is the impact

[sonic coral]

you're asking the impact of working in a giant company with thousands of open spots in canada

[inner prawn]

Think I’m banned for a decade

Cause I failed the personality test

[sonic coral]

lol is akuna cooldown just absurd

[slate bobcat]

YAHKUNA and NULL when you stare emote someone, what body region are y’all staring at?

[shy breach]

🛗

[lilac locust]

@slate bobcat what’s your grass

Touching plan

[dire yarrow]

Depends

[slate bobcat]

NO PLAN

[lilac locust]

should I add you on LinkedIn

[slate bobcat]

YES PLEASE

[lilac locust]

so I should UNADD you then

[slate bobcat]

NOOOOO PLEASE DONT

[dire yarrow]

Sometimes I just wanna be a yahkuna and react to every message

[slate bobcat]

null we gotta connect

if you feel comfortable

👀

[dire yarrow]

I think we're already connected

[slate bobcat]

YOOO

really

[dire yarrow]

Ye

[slate bobcat]

wait would you mind dming me your name?

don’t feel like you need to

[lilac locust]

I don’t think we are

[lilac locust]

[dire yarrow]

Yea

[lilac locust]

@slate bobcat

[slate bobcat]

Yeah

[lilac locust]

Want to know something?

@slate bobcat ANSWER ME

[dusty basin]

on what

what body part are u staring at when u react to my message @dire yarrow

[dire yarrow]

I won't tell

[slate bobcat]

WAHT about me?

[dusty basin]

What about u

[next kite]

when is meta hiring freeze gonna end?

23 grads fukt lmao. mr jpow keep that money printer on until after i graduate pls

pip machine needs to be fed

[lament frost]

I saw a post like on Linkedin yesterday from an intern that started working at Meta so maybe the hiring freeze is over

[slate bobcat]

Yeah I’m at work

[rain patio]

[mellow summit]

congrats on the offer

[lament frost]

[slate bobcat]

Not yet

I’m just sitting at my desk all day and doing nothing

I start doing real stuff on Monday

[lament frost]

Me too

[dense blaze]

Perfect time to learn some Rust

Check out Rustlings on GitHub

[slate bobcat]

What is that?

Plus I don’t wanna be caught doing this at work

I’m like maybe too paroniod

[slate bobcat]

I looked up rust, it looks so ugly

[dense blaze]

Exercises to practice Rust

[dense blaze]

Bruh

Rust is actually kinda fun me likely

[slate bobcat]

really

Maybe I’ll try it

i wanna get good at C++ though

[lilac locust]

Touch grass

[slate bobcat]

I CANT

I’m at work

[lament frost]

Why should we learn Rust

[dense blaze]

Why not

For me it’s to get a position as a cryptography SWE. I’m also going ham On C

[fast sierra]

Rust is fun

[lilac locust]

Walk outside and touch grass

[dense blaze]

Street racing at Baku this Friday 🔥

[lilac locust]

Why do you keep mentioning that?

fuck he knows

he can see imola

[slate bobcat]

Street racing at Baku this Friday 🔥

[sacred olive]

yessirrrr

azer gp

[sonic coral]

Lol when you said street racing I thought you meant illegal type shit

[lilac locust]

[dense blaze]

Nah fam F1

CHECO CHECO CHECO

Checo p1

[sacred olive]

i still want to attend a race

praying for lewis man

[dense blaze]

Nah, do checo

RBR

[sonic coral]

Lol I actually know someone who did illegal street racing for a bit

[sacred olive]

LOL

imma miss lewis

lets be real tho it's just his car

[dense blaze]

Checo WC

[sonic coral]

Like full on organized meets on the side of the highway that was under construction at midnight on Saturdays

Racing for cash

[sacred olive]

LOL

[sonic coral]

Shit was wild

[sacred olive]

nah mate

im sticking with lewis

i know he's been down this szn

but they solved the porpoising right?? haha

[lilac locust]

stupid lewis Hamilton bandwagoner

[sacred olive]

im going to cancel your life

[dense blaze]

George Russell >>>>

[sacred olive]

HAMILTON 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻

😻 😻 😻 😻

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-hamilton-mercedes-f1-britishgp-gif-22363549

[lilac locust]

true he’s better

[sacred olive]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-lulu-yeah-ehy-gif-24326259

[lilac locust]

stupid Lewis hamilton bandwagoner

[lilac locust]

https://tenor.com/view/totowolff-toto-wolff-mercedes-f1-gif-24029189

[sacred olive]

it's been one szn where hamilton is underperforming and now everyone's pissed at him

[lilac locust]

I’ve been a hater since day 1

fuck that guy

[sacred olive]

stay mad

[lilac locust]

why am I mad

he sucks

[sacred olive]

LOL

who do you even like

[dense blaze]

no michael no that was so not right

[lilac locust]

it was so right

[lilac locust]

Michael masi

[sacred olive]

smth we can all agree on though is fuck mazepin

[lilac locust]

mazespin***

[rain swan]

Did they ?

[coarse quiver]

Mad cuz bad

[jagged torrent]

Bad cuz mad

[dusty basin]

Tweaker

[dusty basin]

In ur dreams

[slate bobcat]

I did remove parenthes to make the string even today

It was pretty though

[dusty basin]

Parenthes

[slate bobcat]

and merge intervals

i did. good on merge ok on remove paren

are you proud?

[dusty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-saying-no-no-ben-no-phone-call-no-call-no-gif-24938149

[slate bobcat]

[dusty basin]

I’ll be proud when u do 2sum in constant space and time

[slate bobcat]

[slate bobcat]

I have constant time and space when I’m doing a 2sum

[rain patio]

Talk to me when you can do 3sum in linear time

@dusty basin @dense blaze lunch time

Still haven’t ate

SMH

[dense blaze]

I agree lunch time

[dusty basin]

Uber eats time @dense blaze

[rain patio]

Lunch on me fellas

[dense blaze]

Im getting cheeky Nando’s

They have diet cream soda

[rain patio]

You drink diet?

[dense blaze]

Yeah

[rain patio]

I never drank diet soda before

[jagged torrent]

Coke Zero is great

[dense blaze]

@jagged torrent Montreal Grand Prix

[limber vale]

I’ll do a 2sum with you in constant space and time

[limber vale]

Crazy take but I like it

Fuck

Almost had the SS

[dense blaze]

Make it 3sum

[rain patio]

⏸️

[limber vale]

▶️

[dense blaze]

Spa-francochamps

[inner prawn]

Hello all, I’ve heard of something called blind75, is that useful? Can I get to Google by just doing that? Thanks so much!

[dusty basin]

No

[rain patio]

Hey guys what does “Lc” stand for?

[dusty basin]

U need to do grind 75, Sean prashad, and neetcode 150

[inner prawn]

Oh ok, thank you!! I’ve done all of those except the last one, so I’ll get to it

Oh it seems you edited it out the last goal?

[dusty basin]

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stare-cat-staring-staring-cat-daladada-gif-23650468

[inner prawn]

Lol once my purple name runs out tomorrow I can get away with acting like a new grad

Yessir

I’ll just disappear for like 3 weeks

[dry salmon]

awww :3

[jagged torrent]

Do U like regular coke

[limber vale]

Ye lol

[prime hill]

I grad June 2023

[jagged torrent]

I did too, but like my ex used to drink Coke Zero and she got me into it

And now when ever I drink it I think about her

Tastes great though

[chilly burrow]

Ya that role is weird

The other ones work tho

[dusty basin]

Must be the heartbreak adding extra flavor

[limber vale]

Ayo ditch that shit

[prime hill]

My power went out too :(

[bleak raven]

my manager said i’m on track for return offer 😈😈😈😈😈

what else can i talk to my manager about during 1 on 1s

it’s always so awkward

i just asked about career progression

[young peak]

Drinking literally anything else >>>> Drinking soda

[atomic karma]

i'd wager alcohol but people like being drunk

[grizzled bronze]

Ask if you can negotiate your return offer

[bleak raven]

thas scary

ill ask about remote in my next meeting

he said not many people get l60 , only master students, so that dream prolly dead

[tired thistle]

When did this get created ?
Bruh, we are still in 2022 season

[dry wing]

Lol are 2023 postings out??

[woven sable]

a few

[chilly burrow]

Just 1 or 2 afaik

[umbral plover]

2023 process channel when

[tired thistle]

!process create 2023 channel

[cerulean basin]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process

[inner prawn]

Smh still can’t add new companies

[gleaming fable]

like a week ago lol

2023 season is in a month so I get it, plus I think some HFTs start this early

[inner prawn]

Akuna has already started rejecting for 2023

Awesome firm

[rain patio]

lol really?

[rain patio]

na most july 1st

[chilly burrow]

Fr?

If you're talking about the data eng role, I believe that's a glitch

[inner prawn]

I got resume rejected for a 2023 role

Recruiter told me I was the first of the season

Yeah no I’m just joking lol

Lemme apply and see what happens tho

[chilly burrow]

Gl

Also I'm pretty sure it's auto oa

That they send in batches

[inner prawn]

Do you know the interview process for junior c++ swe?

[quartz vale]

Yo guys, can we apply to junior positions as 2023 new grad

When companies post junior dev does that mean new grad

[chilly burrow]

Nope 🤷‍♂️

[chilly burrow]

If ur talking about Akuna, then yes. For them new grad == junior dev.

In general tho, junior devs != new grad (maybe except for smaller companies)

[inner prawn]

I think it then junior dev is anything less than 2 YOE

So I’d try for that

But I don’t know any cpp so maybe next year

[lunar hatch]

Akuna does blacklist tho

If you failed onsite once you would be auto rejected next year

[young peak]

This would explain a lot to me lmao

[inner prawn]

I only tried for quant trading. Terrible interview process

Legit like 7 rounds

[chilly burrow]

Unfortunately some tech companies have this many rounds as well...

Altho much rarer

[inner prawn]

Databricks for one lol

[chilly burrow]

Ya I think Databricks, Snap, and Palantir have hella rounds

[sonic coral]

Fuckin de shaw too lol

45 min phone, 3x45 on-site , another 3x45 on-site

[inner prawn]

Can’t believe Bezos worked there lol

[sonic coral]

Btw if I had passed those I would’ve had to submit code samples and references lol

[chilly burrow]

Code samples?

[sonic coral]

Yep

[dire ore]

Assuming I already have the Google new grad offer, does this FT application season list make sense? Values in order: WLB, Culture, quality of team, TC.

Any other companies to look out for in the 2023 season?

[fast sierra]

Cockroach is interesting

[atomic stratus]

most -> least important, or least -> most?

[dire ore]

most to least

[atomic stratus]

then stick with Google, and use others to compete. We are in an economic correction right now, and things don't look good for smaller ones. WLB and culture deteriorate, as a result. Other FAANGs will make it through, but they are not that great for WLB.

NVIDIA will make it through and have great WLB, though.

Also you can discard all those HFT (but you can still use them to compete). They have horrible WLB. They inherit the hypercompetitive culture from the financial industry.

[dire ore]

Heard from friends at HFT firms that some are great wlb and culture wise + higher tc, etc Two Sigma, Virtu

[chilly burrow]

Wat abt Gem?

Also potentially Zipline, Wealthfront, Instacart, and others for pre ipo

[dire ore]

I'll add those

[ornate cliff]

Flexport should be there for pre-IPO.... hottest pre IPO aside from Stripe.... maybe more than even

[dire ore]

Haven't heard much hype, plus friend is interning there and it didn't seem like what I'm looking for. Maybe I'm ignorant though

I know what they do, it's just it doesn't interest me.

[ornate cliff]

it's hot hot hottttt

You've inspired me to make a list also

I only have a top 5

...and it changes everyday 😂

[dire ore]

I made a list, mainly to focus efforts lol. I don'

t wanna be interviewing everyday

At most I'll get like 1/3rd of 1/4th of these to the OA stage.

[ornate cliff]

Where do you work now?

[dire ore]

Google

[ornate cliff]

RTO incoming?

[dire ore]

Already happened

[ornate cliff]

cracked

a

f

[chilly burrow]

Also imo Databricks is overvalued

But most startups r so mayb it ain't a big deal 🤷‍♂️

[dire ore]

you mean return to office right? I don't know why is happening for that reply LMAO

[chilly burrow]

Lol I interpreted it as return offer

[ornate cliff]

Oh I mean return offer

😂

"RO"?

[dire ore]

I'm on track though, based on feedback

it's 4th week for me

I was asking my host and co-host for any bad feedback, but thankfully I've been doing great.

[ornate cliff]

4th week and you know you're on track already?

I'm week 4 and I'm just starting my project 😂

coding, design complete

[chilly burrow]

Same lol

[vital meteor]

ft?

[ornate cliff]

nah internship

[fresh lagoon]

figma pinterest maybe

[verbal sorrel]

Zoox

[cyan cosmos]

Would you mind sharing the full doc? I wanna read the comments next to the companies

[dire ore]

Personal stuff like friends and connections to ask for referrals + researched TC of companies + personal comments about companies

It’s mainly a doc for myself and people Ik

[cyan cosmos]

Got it, thanks

That is a really good idea

[dire ore]

It also snippets of stuff I personally know like what topics to prep like OS, CN, LC, and other thoughts on the companies stability, do I believe in it, etc

[inner prawn]

Is that Google offer for L3 at MTV? I thought standard was 190k-ish? Is it cause it’s a return offer?

[dire ore]

No standard is 211k

That’s base offer

144k base, 100k stock vested 33/33/22/11, 15k sign on, guaranteed yearly 21.3k target bonus (15%)

That’s the standard NG offer for bay, nyc

[inner prawn]

Oh ig levels is wrong then

Thanks for clarifying

[sonic coral]

People might not have included target bonus on levels

[inner prawn]

Yep I think that’s it @sonic coral

[dire ore]

Negotiable up to 280k

[sonic coral]

Also technically speaking target bonus isn’t guaranteed but if you don’t get it you’re on track for pip so it basically is assuming you’re performing normally

[young peak]

wtf fr?

Fuck sake did I not negotiate enough?

[rain patio]

is this Google?

[sonic coral]

They’re talking hcol

[inner prawn]

Are you going to MTV?

[sonic coral]

I’m going to Austin

[dire ore]

Ye

[young peak]

Its okay I think I still make more after tax

[inner prawn]

Ah ok nice

That’s some massive TC in Austin lol. Although everywhere is getting more expensive

[sonic coral]

Nah I’m not making 280k lol

[inner prawn]

Lol but aren’t you still making 200k+? But with negotiation right

[sonic coral]

Oh yeah I’m making 210k lol it’s def really nice for austin

But with rent skyrocketing it’s still not enough for many downtown places

Unless I wanna pay >35% of my monthly post tax

[gleaming fable]

It's nuts that we can be making six figs and still struggle to afford rent

[sonic coral]

Tbf it’s not that we struggle to afford but rather struggle to find financially sound rent

[gleaming fable]

My income post tax in San Jose would be about 6800-7000 which means a basic ass 1bed for 3k a month is 40% of my income

[sonic coral]

Which for the avg person is a pipe dream

[gleaming fable]

Much better way to word it, true

[sonic coral]

And they’re paying 40-50% or more of their monthly post tax on rent

[gleaming fable]

My gf is considering getting married on paper more and more everyday just for the tax benefits

I'd save about 10k a year plus she could get on my insurance

I'd go from 84k take home to 94k which gives us a good amount of breathing room

We're getting married for sure tho

We'd just do the contract earlier than the actual ceremony

[gleaming fable]

Yeah we're not just rushing to get married blindly

We've been together for 4.5 years

Her friend actually got married to a dude she'd only been dating for 5 months because she got pregnant, insane to me that people can make such rash decisions so quickly

[inner prawn]

That’s insane

I think divorce rate is over 50% rn

[bleak raven]

i just got reviews on my first PR and they roasting me 💀💀💀

[chilly burrow]

Learn from the pain

Aspire to be the senior swe that gets to mercilessly roast interns 💪😎

[bleak raven]

i honestly don’t even know where to begin they tore it to shreds 💀

[chilly burrow]

If you honestly don't know where to start ask your mentor for some guidance

It'll be a gr8 learning opportunity

[bleak raven]

idk where he is rn but yup that was the plan

i’m lost without him

[chilly burrow]

Gl 🙏

[rain patio]

wow. what's your tC before tax?

[sonic coral]

What would you say the floor for a decent 1bd is in the bay

2.7?

[bleak raven]

it’s best that i’m not

i’ll break it up

out of jealousy

[dense blaze]

Subs my beloved

[sudden depot]

does anyone have a github with 2023 new grad positions?

[gleaming fable]

120k base 😳

[gleaming fable]

That sounds right on point to me

Below like 2.5 it gets a bit dicey lol

All CSCD peeps are welcome

[chilly burrow]

Check pinned

[inner prawn]

Wow…

That’s double mine lol

Luxury 1 bedroom, fully furnished in downtown

[atomic karma]

[sonic coral]

SF???

[frank wedge]

I think he’s slc

[sonic coral]

oh right i remember

for some reason i thought he was in bay lol

[pine topaz]

you dont even get to know a person significantly in 5 months wtf

this person has a baby already wtf

[gleaming fable]

yeah, they had a courthouse wedding and the dude was wearing an H&M banana shirt

[pine topaz]

one of them need the greenccard realy bad

[mossy niche]

cringe.

[gleaming fable]

except you

[mossy niche]

Pls dont invite people from discord to ur wedding

Else u will make it to top of reddit trending

[gleaming fable]

I would never lmao just goofing around

I'm not that crusty

[sudden depot]

tyty

[nocturne oriole]

@pine topaz why are u weird

[mossy niche]

he lives on discord all day

what u expect

[pine topaz]

STOP

STOOOOP

stop

[loud harness]

hey everyone is there a channel for 2023 new grad postings? thanks!

[grizzled bronze]

Vmware Launch 2023 new grad app is open https://careers.vmware.com/main/jobs/R2212905?lang=en-us

[vital meteor]

[woven sable]

it doesn't sponsor h1b?

[chilly burrow]

I assume not

[white escarp]

I think vmware allows remote canada no?

[vital meteor]

Hmm maybe I'll apply anyway

[white escarp]

Same

Has nothing to lose 👀

[quartz vale]

Wdym offers are frozen

They not hiring 2023 new grad?

Jez man this market

[white escarp]

daddy musk said tesla will hire less salaried and more hourly pay

👀

so idt they will stop hiring ng

[atomic karma]

💀 i see this going very poorly

does he understand the amount of overtime he demands

or will they make employees clock out at 40hours even if they work more than that

[quartz vale]

Time to take the return offer maybe

[white escarp]

Im so sorry. U will find sthing better

[grizzled bronze]

For this specific position they'll only allow working in person at Atlanta and Palo Alto, but can't hurt to apply

[white escarp]

In the title they said open for remote tho

[grizzled bronze]

In the description it says
Where is this role located?

Fixed: this role is based out of VMware’s Palo Alto and Atlanta offices relocation will be provided as necessary.

But still worth applying just in case

[white escarp]

Ye true doesnt hurt to try lol

[bleak raven]

i made it thru the day

only 1 comment left

i have to make a unit test 🧍‍♂️

but code is fixed !!!

[lyric rose]

They are remote first

[jagged torrent]

Should I learn HTML first or CSS?

[lyric rose]

VMware 2023 is out already wtf

html

[jagged torrent]

I’m trying to get into the VR space

[gleaming fable]

I was about to say exactly that, then realized his plan is prob just to make everyone's job more precarious and make them work unpaid overtime

[chilly burrow]

Learn Assembly first

[gleaming fable]

no longer have the stability of a salary so you're essentially forced to hit his "at least 40 hours" requirement to make your TC

[jagged torrent]

Would u take 250K TC but be an assembly developer?

[chilly burrow]

No

My mental health is also important ☺️

[gleaming fable]

That's not even a question bro I physically cannot do assembly dev 💀

[bleak raven]

would u take 400k 60 hrs/week

language of ur choice

[chilly burrow]

Yes

I would only work 40hrs a week 😎

[bleak raven]

ur fired if u don’t work 60/week

no getting around it

[bleak raven]

i think i would

[chilly burrow]

I probably wouldn't

[bleak raven]

fair

[sonic coral]

What assembly

I think that doing risc-v stuff could be cool

x86 fuuuuuuuck that

[jagged torrent]

There’s types of assembly

[sonic coral]

The big ones are risc vs cisc

RISC is reduced instructions

CISC is enough instructions you’ll need to consult a fuckin 100 page manual (aka x86)

RISC-V for example has only 47 instructions

x86 has 1503

1.5k instructions man

If anyone tells you they can write x86 without the manual they’re either a wizard or lying

Yeah true

Idk man I learned mips in college so fucking around with x86 was wild

RISC-V seems pretty sick tho

I learned a tiny bit of x86 when I was messing around with binary exploitation

[white escarp]

bruh im not ready for 2023

ahhhh i haven't done lc in a while

[sonic coral]

Kinda, it’s like buffer overflows and stuff

I did dabble in beginner reverse engineering too but never really got far

[sharp plume]

Is it better to wait until after my intership ends to start applying or apply as soon as positions open

[sonic coral]

I applied during my last two weeks last summer

[sharp plume]

Hmm ok

[sonic coral]

Yeah I took one or two phones while I was still interning

At zon you got a verbal return offer on your last day (depending on your manager you might know before) and then a week or two later you’d get the formal offer

[sharp plume]

Apparently mine is going to come out in July 💀

[distant summit]

literally just wait 2 years, level up your design skills, and go to snapchat/amazon as midlevel

and then boom, ur there

[mellow summit]

Exactement

Sometimes wonder how I have job

[chilly burrow]

Snap has an insane hiring bar though