2023_grads

[wraith yew]

parle g??

hello???

[shut wind]

bro after a rejection email ive jumped so many times from my roof and survived that I should change careers to become a stunt actor

[gleaming trellis]

You Jackie Chan?

[shut wind]

im his prodigy

[hushed lichen]

Anyone in RedHat down to refer?

[oblique harbor]

It's fake https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/s/zs5Mr9HB1D

[gleaming trellis]

Red herring

[rain patio]

what does this mean

kind sir

[celest whale]

A herring

that is red

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[supple compass]

have an interview w fast enterprise soon anyone went through them before?

[fallen fox]

find all prime numbers between 1 and 100

write a for loop

write a whie loop

they also do a IQ test

[silk bison]

this sounds hard

[supple compass]

tyyy

[grim ore]

they also don’t actually code

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/s/eQZCcdwZNq

[supple compass]

yeah imm seeing stuff abt that but im desperate

[fringe prawn]

fast enterprises is basically a meat grinder where you don't get transferrable SWE skills (sort of like epic systems)

[gray terrace]

how much do they pay?

[fringe prawn]

you can definitely get over 85k TC and you can get quite a bit from overtime

so it's not terrible it's just the lack of transferrable skills

[fallen fox]

they pay like 120k in lcol-mcol

[slender axle]

Guys!! Have you seen how many early career recruiters are getting hired at tech companies now? I see posts on LinkedIn everything from Google to Palantir

I think 2025 jobs are back on the menu

[gleaming trellis]

That’s right!

[celest whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[gleaming trellis]

A Kermit frog puppet is found lying supine at the scene. It is suspected to have fell from the top of a building. Your assessment reveals that it is unconscious, apneic, and pulseless, with profuse bleeding on the back of his head. What should you do FIRST?

[tulip robin]

WAGMI

[grim ore]

@fallen fox where IBM offer

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/wire-rope-gif-25380109

[gleaming trellis]

I think they have sold out

[crystal hollow]

why is the puppet bleeding

[gleaming trellis]

Head trauma from fall

[rain patio]

who asked, lil bro?

[celest whale]

Exactly

Who asked

Thanks for pointing it out @rain patio

[rain patio]

Hey everyone! I am a dev at amazon, and this server has helped me tremendously to get there. I want to give back to the server, but I am unfortunately not eligible to give referrals. However! My good friend @brave forge is a SDE III engineer at amazon, and he is more than happy to give referrals. His profile information is here:

[gleaming trellis]

You need to post this on LinkedIn

[austere gulch]

@brave forge is dis true??

ples referral

[celest whale]

Wow

Thanks @brave forge for being so generous

I need a referral too

[stray pine]

Hey everyone! I am a dev at amazon, and this server has helped me tremendously to get there. I want to give back to the server, but I am unfortunately not eligible to give referrals. However! My good friend @brave forge is a SDE III engineer at amazon, and he is more than happy to give referrals. His profile information is here:

[gray terrace]

@brave forge can I have a referral as well

?

[rich prairie]

@brave forge ❤️

[rain patio]

got my oa yesterday thanks to @brave forge

[gleaming trellis]

@brave forge making passive referral bonus income

[celest whale]

Guys please stop

Don’t abuse the @brave forge ping like that

[rain patio]

Bro

U started this

[celest whale]

Sure bro

Project

That’s all u do these days it seems

[chilly burrow]

@brave forge if you're getting annoyed by this i will timeout ppl

Lmk

Enjoy the timeout

[tulip robin]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[celest whale]

Bro u need a timeout

U can’t go talking shit about the higher ups like that

[tulip robin]

🪞

[rain patio]

Who can get me nitro

[austere gulch]

$20

[celest whale]

$19.99

[rain patio]

for a year's worth?

ill take the deal

[austere gulch]

ok venmo me at

@notascam

[rain patio]

the yappers are quiet today

maybe they finally touched grass

[vital meteor]

What are you willing to do for nitro

[rain patio]

a backflip

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speedflip-airtime-gif-25104792

@celest whale mf playing ds at 10 in the morning

[celest whale]

Mf it’s 12:21

[rain patio]

uve been playing for 2 hours

so u started at 10

[celest whale]

U have been yapping for 2 hours

So u started at 10

[gleaming trellis]

@celest whale @rain patio Both U need to calm down

[celest whale]

How about u calm down first

[gleaming trellis]

I’m a philosopher

[rain patio]

bro got a pfp

and now thinks hes the shit

[celest whale]

Ikr

[brave forge]

1 hour down grinding lc at starbucks, 5 more to go

[rain patio]

im hitting the jim

grind time !

[gleaming trellis]

Slim Jim?

[rain patio]

yes

[golden agate]

Had phone interview for amazing job. Went great. Been waiting for update. Just got email. They closed position entirely. My life ain't cutting it boys.

[hardy relic]

it’ll come man, trust

[gleaming trellis]

Are you doing anything else in the meantime?

[austere gulch]

praying for ur come up brotha

[edgy sentinel]

Did y yo u already get your offer gapped?

[austere gulch]

yes i am gapped 😞

[cloud birch]

Hi does anyone know pair programming round at dell?
I have my interview which is for 1 hr of coding for AI software coop.

Any insights on what to expect during the interview?

[golden agate]

trying to avoid intrusive thoughts

[fair zinc]

did hundreds of leetcode contests

finally made it to Knight

[cloud galleon]

Anyone has Interview experience at HubSpot? Would appreciate any help!

[fallen fox]

ngmi

[grim ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ibm-gif-22774031

[vapid oasis]

The recent leetcode contest was weird. I had the same code as others yet I was getting TLE

Weird

[gleaming trellis]

You need to upgrade your cpu

[vapid oasis]

Ahhh gotchu.

[celest whale]

No i think u need some more RAM

Try downloading some more RAM

[gleaming trellis]

Bro he is need for speed

[fair zinc]

that's normal

leetcode sucks sometimes

the server has been unstable too

[rain patio]

is $30/hr remote bad for a dev role? it's like 62.4k a year

[gleaming trellis]

Is it SWE related?

[rain patio]

yeah

[gleaming trellis]

I’ll take it

[rain patio]

lol

[gleaming trellis]

You take it or ngmi

[tawdry nacelle]

Worst case, it’s something to put on the resume and just find a new job after getting some experience on your resume

[rich prairie]

TAKE

[gray terrace]

Hey all wanted some advice! I just got an offer to volunteer at a research lab at my school for a few months. I am tempted to take it as it might fill the giant gap I have on my resume since I graduated on dec 2023. But since its a volunteership, It doesn't pay. Do you think I should try to convince my professor for pay now? or wait a few months before asking?

[topaz fossil]

Won’t hurt to ask, why not?

[tawdry nacelle]

I’d ask now

[steep cove]

[fringe prawn]

eh better than people i know who are working for free 💀

[pliant arrow]

Does anyone understand how Apple recruiting works — I had some recruiters reach out but then haven’t heard for about a week and a half. I’ve heard their slow and dealing with wwdc but seems crazy

[autumn iris]

research lab is generally unpaid

the only time it "pays" is if they are giving you are GRA/GTA

if you have nothing better to do, then just take it

[gray terrace]

what does gra and gta mean?

[worthy slate]

Graduate teaching assistant and graduate research assistant

[humble narwhal]

fml....

[rich prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-24090238

[gleaming trellis]

Fixed my life?

[gray terrace]

I'm curious how many new grad from 2023 (or before) don't have an offer for this year(and beyond)? I'm thinking of creating a separate server where we can help each other out

[gray terrace]

fuck my life

i think

[gleaming trellis]

What’s your offer?

[gray terrace]

nah I got no offer. And since I'm certainly not the only one, I was hoping we can work together to secure a position for each of us.

Mostly an exchange of connections, helping out each other on specific interview questions we have seen in those companies etc

[brave forge]

Bro that’s a shitty offer

[celest whale]

Ur a shitty offer

[fallen fox]

rejections every 5 minutes today

[fringe prawn]

i saw someone i knew who graduated june 2023 finally get something after 12 months

[brave forge]

Bruh

[fringe prawn]

and they were an above average cs student too

[brave forge]

How that help that’s depressing

I would have drove off a bridge by that point

[celest whale]

*driven off

Bro astro ur grammar is going to shit

Don’t they teach grammar in GA?

[grim ore]

did you follow up with IBM recruiter

[gleaming trellis]

Even companies you didn’t apply to rejected you?

[tulip robin]

Not enough time to have grammar classes and shooting classes together

[fallen fox]

nope, its over anyway

One rejection email isn't enough. These mfs have to send three of them

[molten knot]

Subject says welcome and I was excited only to see a reject

[humble narwhal]

are they int students or not?

[fringe prawn]

nope

[humble narwhal]

damn... were they pick on location?

I know some ppl they rejected the offer because they don't want to work in Alabama or South Carolina

[gray terrace]

Does it really take that long for new grads to get jobs in 2023?

I thought it was around 6-7 at most

[gleaming trellis]

When did you graduate?

[candid bay]

Hey, I have my loop round with Amazon for Systems Engineer 1 position, any one who has recently interviewed with them?

[fallen fox]

What is your background like? i applied to every single one of their Systems Engineer roles and got rejected from all of them

[candid bay]

I have about 2 years of experience as a systems engineer

[obsidian crater]

It is joever

[grim ore]

@fallen fox why you react to every process post

[celest whale]

[obsidian crater]

Chronically online

[maiden parcel]

Is august

When they release more jobs?

[rotund oriole]

Next june

It’s over

[maiden parcel]

Oh

[next dust]

Anyone going today?

[celest whale]

Going where?

[next dust]

Ifykyk

I’m def going

[celest whale]

I am going from one room in my apartment to another room

[next dust]

Are you lying

[celest whale]

No

Why would i ever do that

I never lie bro

I m the most serious person on this server

[obsidian crater]

Rich

You have more than one bedroom

[celest whale]

Only one bedroom bro

[obsidian crater]

Excuse me

[celest whale]

[obsidian crater]

More than one room

I live in the basement toilet cupboard

My roommate lives in the tub

[severe scroll]

that sounds like the most new york thing ever

[obsidian crater]

I'm not in New Yawk

I'm in New Yap City

[celest whale]

I live in a single bedroom apartment. But since whole place is mine i can do whatever the fuck i want

[brave forge]

I live in a mansion

[rain patio]

i live in the periphery of time and space

[next dust]

Bro how do you afford that

[gleaming trellis]

Please don’t be too loud

[brave forge]

Bro lives in clownsville rent is cheap there

[chilly burrow]

I liv in a 2b2b

[celest whale]

LCOL area

[safe dawn]

bruh who gives af

[brave forge]

So like is CS still a flex? I remember back in high school telling people I was gonna be a CS major or being in college telling people I’m in CS and they’d all be like woahhh omg you’re so smart 😮 But now that I’m graduated when I say I’m a software dev or have a CS degree I feel like nobody gives a shit. Did CS/Tech become uncool or is it just only people in school that find it impressive. As much as it was awkward af for me because I never knew how to respond, I miss ppl worshipping me and thinking I’m super smart for being in CS

[vital meteor]

why would it matter either way

[rain patio]

me

[rain patio]

bc it feeds my ego

[vital meteor]

looking at your post history, im not sure what ego you could have

[tulip robin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-gif-15192144

[pine topaz]

you know u in the wrong wen notJuan fights you

[chilly burrow]

lamo

[rich prairie]

2023 grads is deteriorating

[gray terrace]

Dec 2023

[rotund oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-dead-weak-lol-lmfao-gif-21693790

[rotund oriole]

Bruh this is still funny everytime I read this

Someone needs to pin this

This belongs in CSCS Hall of Fame

[robust sparrow]

Anyone getting jobs that sponsor

[scenic canopy]

would you accept a job from Revelature?

[fallen fox]

job > no job

[scenic canopy]

true, but like there's a lot here that's negative

[fallen fox]

more negatives from staying unemployed

employers see you as expired good

[gleaming trellis]

Bro has a job

[rich prairie]

which is insane cause if someone has been unemployed for a while

you could lowball offer them and scoop them

employers are being way too picky, chasing what they perceive to be top 10% of applicants entry level meanwhile everyone is trying to work for them

[fringe prawn]

thing is revature just has a shitty reputation in general, i really don't know how much that will help you even for finding the next job

i'd do a masters over revature

honestly for the love of god

TA probably pays more than fuckin revature

[timber wagon]

Any one here took Amazon OA that includes Work Simulation ? I want to know what kind of questions get asked. Thanks.

[fallen fox]

Did you graduate before May 2023

[timber wagon]

No.

[tawdry nacelle]

Anyone here interviewed for Salesforce?

[grim ore]

it’s joever for Dec 2022 grads give it up

[gleaming trellis]

Bro has a job

[grim ore]

he larps as unemployed

[fringe prawn]

new grad? heard that's a nightmare because they usually just convert interns

[tawdry nacelle]

I meant more so asking what was the interview process like

[humble narwhal]

May I ask wht's the pay ?

[fallen fox]

that's more pay than Princeton's entry level web dev role

ivy with billions of dollars in endowment pays poverty wages

[scenic canopy]

fair, but since you don't have an idea of where you'll land it'll probably mean nothing if you land in a metro

[humble narwhal]

not bad tbh. so if im in CA they pay me $20/hr

[scenic canopy]

forgot to mention, you kinda have to relocate

as that's a dealbreaker if you don't

[humble narwhal]

i dont mind to relocate but $500-$1000 is't enough to cover rent and plane tickets

[grim ore]

imagine thinking academia pays well

professors with phds make 100k

[obsidian crater]

They make a lot from consulting though

If they're in a money field

[humble narwhal]

are you willing to work as an unpaid intern?

[humble narwhal]

How many of you reach out to recruiters, hiring managers, or employees on LinkedIn?

[scarlet spoke]

Got this from HR after finishing all rounds of interviews. I have no clue what to make of it;.

[magic plover]

congrats on offer

[scarlet spoke]

I really have no clue man

I hope so

part of me thinks that if I didnt get this offer they would have told me

but they could also just be personally calling me to tell me I didnt get it

[humble narwhal]

no if they dont want to hire you they wont even bother to talk to u

[analog sigil]

so many default pfps

a lotta default pfps end up being rage bait or troll accs

[analog sigil]

maybe offer

but ive gotten this and also gotten rejections

[scarlet spoke]

its a tough one

[rain patio]

praying for u habibi

[fallen fox]

baited by recruiter

first interview - thought it was going to be a screening call, three mfs show up including the hm

[celest whale]

How did it go?

[fallen fox]

hm rejected me personally

[celest whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-jim-parsons-sheldon-cooper-there-there-comfort-gif-4921481

[shut mountain]

Anyone here have job?

[fallen fox]

expired goods only chat

[shut mountain]

So it’s just over for us then right?

[fallen fox]

yes

[celest whale]

#2024_grads is soon gonna get to this level of cope

[grim ore]

was this the hospital you rescheduled

[fallen fox]

yep

[pine topaz]

I remember when #2022_grads were saying its going to get better

now we are here

[gleaming trellis]

What company and position? Which round?

[humble narwhal]

lol and 2025 grads are saying the same thing

[brave forge]

Bro it’s going to be the best year EVER

[gleaming trellis]

We are the champions

[fallen fox]

https://uscareers-acuren.icims.com/jobs/11143/rope-access-tech-lev-3/job

[gleaming trellis]

Did you say it was a round you rescheduled with the hm?

[fallen fox]

🇮🇳

[humble narwhal]

been searching a few days no more new grad jobs we r expired good

[obsidian crater]

Indians are cooked

[brave forge]

When Indians get cooked does it smell like curry

[obsidian crater]

you should know

[pine topaz]

arent they literaly cookign right now

its like 50 celcius and I saw amazon forcing em to work in terrible workpalce conditions

classic Bezos

[celest whale]

So u must be smelling 50% like curry rn

[raw pulsar]

Aap favorite curry Kya hai

[humble narwhal]

Just wondering did you ask how much do you have to pay for the breakup fees?

[lost ether]

How cooked are internationals?

[humble narwhal]

burnt 💀

[celest whale]

Well done

[humble narwhal]

go for phd. 2029 will be better

[scenic canopy]

nope but from what i hear it's like,30k or something

[humble narwhal]

did you accept the offer?

[scenic canopy]

nah

[fallen fox]

brutal week so far, from getting clapped by 🇮🇳 HMs to mass rejections to getting rejected from the only final interview in 8 months

🪢

[celest whale]

[lost ether]

Isnt indentured inservitude unconstitutional, how do they take you to court?

[brave forge]

It’s only illegal if u get caught

[tulip robin]

https://tenor.com/view/lapd-police-code3-usa-gif-21000552

Too late
Im already expired

No ofc not
Im perfectly legal 😇

I'll use this:

WAGMI

[maiden parcel]

Should I just do revature lmao

[humble narwhal]

did u get the offer too?

[maiden parcel]

No but I’m well aware that it’s shit

[humble narwhal]

how's their interview?

[maiden parcel]

Idk

I didn’t do anything

[humble narwhal]

I don't care as long as they pay me min wage. The only issue is their $30k breakup fee.

[maiden parcel]

Yeah

That’s the thing

[humble narwhal]

I also realize how many cs students are flooding the market. They used to sponsor visas, but now they only accept those who don't need sponsorship.

[tulip robin]

Fwiw I dont think that fees holds up in court
So they usually remove it if you threaten legal action
Source is reddit , so try talking to a lawyer to confirm

[worthy slate]

Tough week I don’t think I’ve had this many rejections in my life. I have a better chance at pulling a model from a Victoria secret fashion show

[fallen fox]

non completes are illegal now

they were never enforceable before as well

[rotund oriole]

My favorite curry is ....

Haha

[polar grail]

Why not do witch company fang of consulting companies

[maiden parcel]

I’m not getting anything my guy

It’s been 6 months

[polar grail]

U didnt get any interest from any consulting companies?

[maiden parcel]

yep

[humble narwhal]

applied but they ghosted me.

i prob applied too late. I applied a week after they posted it

[stable hemlock]

Hi, I will be having an interview with Coinbase for frontend IC3 level next week and need your help guys for interview prep. is there anyone who recently gave an interview ? Please DM

[fallen fox]

Did anyone who graduated before May 2023 get the Zon NG OA lol

[wheat forum]

first

[gleaming fable]

3rd

[frank wedge]

10th

[honest sundial]

[rain patio]

[cerulean basin]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process

[atomic karma]

[rain patio]

Damn

[honest sundial]

https://github.com/coderQuad/New-Grad-Positions-2023

[atomic karma]

did you guys apply

[jagged torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[misty oar]

👋

[shy breach]

[fickle stump]

woa

gl bois

[mossy niche]

2023 NEW GRAD IS OUT ALREADY!?!?

ARE U KIDDING LOL

[vocal vessel]

and so it begins…

[vital meteor]

Hi, when is the best time to apply

[vocal vessel]

good luck everyone 💀

[mossy niche]

recession i dont even think companies have started posting apps

💀

[limber vale]

2077

[inner prawn]

Excited to try to get some good new grad offers!!

I’d be happy with Jane Street!

Anyone know how much leetcode for that?

[rain patio]

Hi guys I solved 1457 leetcode problems and have an Olympic gold medal, do you think I can crack a T1 company?

[limber vale]

No! Have you looked at lc discuss for similar questions?

[vocal vessel]

just go through 2sum a couple times and you’ll be fine

[inner prawn]

Oh ok thank you! Did not think of this!!

[limber vale]

No, try tier 5!

[fickle stump]

☠️

[shy jay]

lol why even bother, McDonalds is hiring

[rain patio]

[inner prawn]

I have a cousin that works at Google btw, not to flex

[sonic coral]

my dad works for microsoft, he'll ban you

[calm shale]

alright boys lets do this

Hope everyone in here bags a nice new grad offer

[thick shell]

LETS GOOOOOO

been waiting for this to open up

but college gonna be over guys 😢 then we off to worrying about rent and mortgages

[rain swan]

Thank jz 😇

[jagged torrent]

Can someone who’s done Amazon interview share questions??

[sly nebula]

2023 Grad, here we go! May the grind pay off

[nocturne oriole]

[chilly burrow]

https://leetcode-company-tagged.vercel.app/

[jagged torrent]

Oh wow

That’s cool

[solid glen]

recruiting again...

[timber rapids]

Some weird bucket sort problem, BFS file system design question, and Word Search

[chilly burrow]

<@&868936794601828492> can dis be pinned:
https://github.com/coderQuad/New-Grad-Positions-2023

^ also Akuna positions are now on the repo

[young peak]

Oh god

Oh fuck

The PTSD hits different

Good fucking luck seniors, you're gonna need it

[pine topaz]

@pulsar mural hello

[tulip rover]

How the fam doing

My brother how are u

[tulip rover]

U too bruh

[tulip rover]

And u

[chilly burrow]

Hello 👋

[tulip rover]

Been too long how are things going

[chilly burrow]

Goin well

Not anymore now that I gotta prep for interviews 😭

[tulip rover]

Ahh, dw Man U ready

What are u doing this summer

My brother in Christ is here

That’s good to hear my man glad it’s going well

[thick shell]

Doing great brother, loving MSFT so far😌. How about you? Hope everything’s good.

[tulip rover]

Ayyy u in Redmond? Let’s link up! Things going well man had a crazy year man working on a startup and reneged my internship

[chilly burrow]

I'm interning at snap wbu?

[tulip rover]

Yooo LFG bro

Working on a startup man, reneged DoorDash

[chilly burrow]

Damn fr

Must b one crazy startup then

[tulip rover]

Yeah man, pumped up been a crazy ride lol

[thick shell]

Young zuckerberg 😈 good shit bro, and yeah I'm in Redmond, totally down to link! I'll dm

[marsh stirrup]

omg no

it's too early

[cedar zodiac]

Let's gooo

[serene flicker]

hello, im practicing for the early final rounds at MSFT, can you give me an overall review of your experience?

[slate bobcat]

YOOOOOO

👀

[dense blaze]

Noooooooo

[rain patio]

Our time is up bro

It’s been real

[umbral plover]

😩😩😩😩

[slate bobcat]

NOOOOOO

[slim mortar]

ayo wtf

[modern socket]

pretty sure akuna has blacklisted me for reneging

what’s the general new grad timeline?

[chilly burrow]

I think more stuff will come out July~August

[calm mist]

^

[inner prawn]

When is 2023 grad process channel up

[thick shell]

Which role, you trying to go for SWE or PM? I’m PM so I can speak on prep for that (for intern at least). Phone screen is chill kinda like a vibe check probably get asked one Pm or swe question depending on the role. Final round is 4 hours. I read decode and conquer the whole thing. Then went to stellarpeers.com learned the frameworks. Overall the interviewers for me in the final were nice so as long as you connect with them on something or like 2-3/4 interviewer liked you interview you got it.

[slate bobcat]

@bleak raven

SALAD MAN

HERE

[serene flicker]

thanks for the review. i hope i will be considered for swe, but the final round seems the same, only difference is leetcode for swe, i guess

[thick shell]

No problem, and yeah only difference is really leetcode. Good luck!

[pulsar mural]

[dire yarrow]

Congratulations y'all leveled up

[chilly burrow]

Is this new?

[serene flicker]

thanks, oh 1 more thing is that did they ask some behavioral questions in between sessions?

[young peak]

SlumDawg about to shit on the new grads

[inner prawn]

Says the guy that graduated valedictorian of our new grad class

[lilac locust]

This channel

[rain patio]

undisputed champion

[mystic cave]

do my eyes deceive me

a 2023 grad channel and its not some cruel joke by kirb??

[bleak raven]

2023 GRAD CHANNEL MY BELOVED

[bleak raven]

i can see now

[mystic cave]

are there even new-grad postings out this early?

[rain patio]

barely

[dusty basin]

Yeah. They’re putting up postings before they rescind all 2023 offers near start date

[bleak raven]

bruh whod u renege akuna for

[modern socket]

facebook

[mystic cave]

time to pull out my dusty leetcode account ig

[bleak raven]

i’m also in redmond but this place sucks

[shy breach]

[bleak raven]

interesting choice, doesn’t akuna pay more

[modern socket]

so what

intern pay literally doesn’t matter

[bleak raven]

meant for full time

[modern socket]

not really

facebook is better growth, wlb, location

and the pay is around the same anyways

[bleak raven]

i c

[slate bobcat]

GIB AKUNA REFERAL

[young peak]

Bro you guys are too sweet man legit

[young peak]

Bless you Slum

[round estuary]

Do most new grad apps come out around Augustish? When should we think about starting to apply?

My internship hasnt even started yet lol

[slate bobcat]

wait really

sheesh

👀

[chilly burrow]

Ye Augustish

A few in July as well tho

[coarse quiver]

When will u restart grinding lc/bs?

Lc dailies don't count

They are too ez

Yes, I agree

Usually ~3 are tricky for a month

My boi

I will restart grinding bs everyday when I will move to London

Rn, I'm grinding casually

I need to write some stuff for uni

Internship report

Basically

[nocturne oriole]

Why are u here

U dont even have 2023 ft offer

[coarse quiver]

Why are u here mr kirb?

[chilly burrow]

Offers don't have to be real 4 them to count

I hav 1000+ offers in my heart

[coarse quiver]

U r the intern mod, not ng one

[bleak raven]

rip

[nocturne oriole]

Nice try, i am incoming staff swe at yahkunazon

[glossy pendant]

Hello 2023 grads

[round estuary]

Random question but what do you guys think is an average # of LC mediums before being comfortable enough to pass most (new grad) interviews? Any guesstimates?

[nocturne oriole]

Hello recession

[nocturne oriole]

75 - 100

Which is basically Blind + some reinforcement on topics like trees graphs OOD binary search

Oh u asked for meds specifically, idk

[glossy pendant]

Stonks green recession cancelled

[nocturne oriole]

Figure 1. Average Meta Employee During Recession

[glossy pendant]

Meta died before the recession LMAO

[inner prawn]

Like faang interviews? There’s a huge difference between those and other random new grads companies lol

Some places legit ask squares of a sorted array

[round estuary]

Yeah sorry for not specifying, I meant FAANG/Big-N companies

[round estuary]

lol that two pointer approach OP

[chilly burrow]

Is Yahkunazon a meme or an actual company?

I've seen ppl mention it, but I'm not sure

Cause I've never seen it mentioned ouside this server

[limber vale]

Have u tried a google search my friend?

[mossy niche]

Its the best company bro

HRT + AMAZON

[nocturne oriole]

Meme lol

#2023_winter message

[frank wedge]

[inner prawn]

I don’t appreciate the company I work for being called a meme

[bleak raven]

what’s meta

never heard of it

[lilac siren]

[pulsar mural]

YAHKUNAZON

[slim mortar]

bruh wdym i just applied there

hopefully i hear back

[bleak raven]

do u go to an ivy

if not , ur rejected sorry

more selective than five rings fr

[slim mortar]

fuckkkkkkkkkk

[grizzled bronze]

It's a legit company, the hottest company for a 2023 grad to apply for

[grizzled bronze]

I never did that during any of my internships, once I was done with work that was it

[rain patio]

You know you can think about a problem with being at screen

Then by time you get back to computer you practically have the idea in ur head

Then just code it up

Lmao especially if ur stuck, taking a break helps

[dusty basin]

Bro who does LC during internship

I barely even LC during recruiting cycle

Be like @pulsar mural

And @slate bobcat

[slate bobcat]

and @dusty basin

[rain patio]

A lot of problems are same paradigms and patterns dressed up over and over

So become familiar with it and then slow down

When will the 2023 grad postings start?

[mossy niche]

tbh next year

#recession

[dusty basin]

Which is also why G rejecting all new grads who are getting results tomorrow

[thick shell]

Yeah its 4 45 minute interviews with a 15 minute break in between for the final round but during they interviews they ask the behavioral questions after the PM or SWE LC question or the behavioral question just naturally flows into a conversation

[tawny bloom]

i paid $6.50 a gallon yesterday

[fierce musk]

Is it worth it to commute 1hour each way to a internship?

[rough ruin]

if you're making dank stacks, ya.

[grizzled bronze]

Depends

[fierce musk]

Compared to renting out a place a lot closer

[mossy niche]

💀

Some kid was just like

"I passed HC but rejected cuz no ECI spots"

I was like bruh are u even speaking english

[atomic karma]

https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200386977/ai-ml-rotation-program-winter-2023?team=SFTWR

december grads

ngl i dont understand the posting

says starts winter 2023?

[rain swan]

When is winter 2022 ? I have trouble understanding these seasons ?

[atomic karma]

🤷‍♂️

[rain swan]

ah ok

[fleet flame]

yo why aint there any winter 2023 positions open rn?

wtf

[atomic karma]

it's june

companies combine hiring with 2023 summer grads

[fleet flame]

lol my upcoming interview with bloomberg is technically for their 2022 opening

and as for hrt, who knows wtf they're thinking interviewing me

[small pike]

Same

[twin ivy]

what exactly is a rotational program? winter 2023 start date can't be a typo either. its mentioned several times in the description.

[ornate cliff]

2023 grad lesssgooooooooo

Pray I pass my classes... 7 left lmao

[dawn sequoia]

first

@pulsar mural youre gonna make me act up if you keep playin with me like that

[bleak raven]

are they still hiring even if it’s a recession 🧍‍♂️

[dusty basin]

they are hiring

but they won't hire u

[ornate cliff]

I'm trying.. mostly failing

[lament frost]

don't forget bois, The Boys Season 3 started today

[atomic karma]

whatt

lol it's made no noise

[lament frost]

Yeah, and first ep is pog

[grizzled bronze]

Tbh no

[jagged torrent]

Is yahkunazon rescinding offers

[limber vale]

It’s about to turn into coinbase

[grizzled bronze]

No they're just not accepting more candidates for now, anyone who has received an offer is keeping it

[atomic karma]

coinbase said this 2 weeks ago

[slim mortar]

ayo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i just applied there

[limber vale]

@pulsar mural what does the ceo say?

[slate bobcat]

as Yahkunas right hand I do a lot for yahkuna

[inner prawn]

I have to watch stranger things, all american, and the boys

[rain patio]

I never watched stranger things

@slim mortar @inner prawn we infiltrated the 2023 chat

[dire yarrow]

We're also gonna infiltrate 24 grads

[rain patio]

Lmaooo

[grizzled bronze]

Me neither, I think I'll check it out. Is it in it's final season now?

[hazy gull]

yo when will newgrad 2023 apps start opening

[gleaming fable]

july-aug this year

[hazy gull]

bet

[slate bobcat]

WHO LET YALL IN

[nocturne oriole]

Stock is down 69% but the CEO took a generous paycut to conserve the budget and everyone will keep their jobs

@pulsar mural pls remind us u are poor now for the sake of ur employees

[jagged torrent]

What a leader

[gleaming fable]

most people don't tend to LC while they have an internship since you're still in school and got too many responsibilities, like 1 prob a day should be fine if you really want to stay sharp

[elder locust]

who took matud pfp awy

[pulsar mural]

what u mean

[elder locust]

~~?avatar @pulsar mural ~~

[slate bobcat]

?avatar @pulsar mural

[earnest warren]

Avatar for yahkuna Matada#1111

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[sudden depot]

has anyone taken an amazon oa recently?

[errant karma]

lets goooo.

[dusty basin]

Pretty sure Yahkuna uses his right hand for only one thing

[chilly burrow]

Do u want advice?

The Amazon oa usually sticks to the lc tagged qs

So if you practice those u should be solid

[lament frost]

Yeah

[white escarp]

Waiitttt amazon open 2023 app?

Wut when how?

[slate bobcat]

WHAT WHEN AND HOW

[white escarp]

Do we have access to that in canada?

[sudden depot]

my mistake, i put it in the wrong channel. should've posted in 2022

[white escarp]

ahh kk lol

[dusty basin]

^ @slate bobcat see? That’s someone who knows which channel to post in

Not fucking incel like u

[slate bobcat]

LUMEN WHY

I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION

[dusty basin]

Because I hate u

[slate bobcat]

[dusty basin]

And @pulsar mural

[slate bobcat]

MY HEART IS BROKEN

[rain patio]

KUSHP

[slate bobcat]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE A TSUNDERE

TONY 917

[dense blaze]

Man stfu that’s not ur backyard

[slate bobcat]

[sonic coral]

Not cool dude

[rain patio]

Which post was that?

[sonic coral]

He posted the pic @dense blaze shared about Mexico hurricane damage and said it was his backyard

[rain patio]

[slate bobcat]

i DIDNT know it from a hurricane

now I feel bad

IM SORRY CURVE

[dense blaze]

Lmfao all good, nobody was hurt

[slate bobcat]

that good

[pine topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_j8oRi-rY

[slate bobcat]

[dusty basin]

No one cares

[nocturne oriole]

I support this new grad vs intern conflict

[slim mortar]

lmao someone here has incoming mod in their username

fucking funniest shit i saw yesterday

[lament frost]

That game was also fire

[slate bobcat]

winner gets the honor of saying me and @pulsar mural are members of their side

[dire yarrow]

@slate bobcat was mod intern

[slate bobcat]

KUSHP

[dire yarrow]

You and your ppl

[slate bobcat]

US

CLASS OF 2023

yeah but we’re considered interns right now

[dire yarrow]

Y'all always be interns

[slate bobcat]

NOOOO

NULL AM I FULL TIMER IN YOUR HEART

[dire yarrow]

in your dreams

[slate bobcat]

IM A FULL TIMER IN LUMENS HEART

ITS OK

[earnest warren]

Avatar for NULL#1870

Link as

png | jpg | webp

Avatar for KushP#6798

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[slate bobcat]

OF COURSE

[woven sable]

curious if one grads at 12/2022, will be considered as a 22 or 23 grad?

[slate bobcat]

I’m on blood starved beast

[slate bobcat]

2023 doesn’t take those people in

they gotta find a new channel

[dire yarrow]

!avatar @raw wing

[earnest warren]

Avatar for yahkub#6151

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[slate bobcat]

@pulsar mural

FRUITY PREBBLES

[rain patio]

[slate bobcat]

[rain patio]

Kid lives in a dorm

[slate bobcat]

TONY you’ve been associating with the 2023 class a lot

👀

[slate bobcat]

it’s corporate housing

[rain patio]

B0red

[slate bobcat]

[rain patio]

Meta 👀

[slate bobcat]

no VANGUARD

future meta full timer

[nocturne oriole]

@raw wing yeah ur fulltime

A fulltime clown

🤡

[slate bobcat]

a mod is here

hide the drugs

and inappropriate jokes

[rain patio]

[rain patio]

Ok, I hid them

[grizzled bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-a-jar-of-love-gif-19262254

[frank wedge]

[nocturne oriole]

How come the 6ft quant daddies in this server are always so vicious

[slate bobcat]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

@pulsar mural who you got? Yahkub or Kirb

[slate bobcat]

sheesh

👀

[fading cove]

cope

[slim mortar]

prove

[fickle bridge]

I've been waiting for this channel to open up 😌

[dusty basin]

u wish

[fading cove]

still got ban perms what more do I need

[nocturne oriole]

[rain patio]

[winter thistle]

ahmahzon

[dusty basin]

best company on earth

[winter thistle]

earth's best employer

customer obsession

leaders are right, a lot

think big

bias for action

ahmahzon

[sonic coral]

[grand skiff]

froogality

do more with less

[rain patio]

hello my fellow 2023 grads

[sonic coral]

Bruh I feel like I’m back in the amazon intern slack with all the LP memes

[prime palm]

ITS...HERE

2023 NEW GRAD

SHIT

[rain patio]

yakhubi matati

[lyric rose]

worse depending on how hard the recession hits :monkaS:

[fringe pasture]

Dang I could have been here if I credit overloaded to hell

[inner prawn]

Intruder alert

[rain patio]

diminishing returns

2 more internships > (<2 years of college)

[fringe pasture]

Hush my fellow Metamate get back to work and move fast think of long term impact respect others and META METAMATES ME

[lilac locust]

When should I start applying? I graduate in December, also send links my way pls ty

I know of the pinned git alrady

[fringe pasture]

Unverified chat in the quant discord perms

[rain patio]

fr they closed that shit

us unverified ppl made the server what it is

[lilac locust]

James harden do you know

[fading cove]

Ya not sure what happened

[rain patio]

know what

[lilac locust]

@rain patio

[dusty basin]

August 2024

[rain patio]

lumen knows more

im just a noob

[lilac locust]

NOIDONTTHINKSO

i saw that you *??????

[dusty basin]

Saw what

[lilac locust]

you called a stupid bitch :)

me

[dusty basin]

Firstly that’s not what I said lol

[lilac locust]

I know I’m lazy

[dusty basin]

Secondly, I didn’t say anything

Patrick Bateman did

[lilac locust]

Can I get a truthful answer

[dusty basin]

Do u actually want a serious answer

[lilac locust]

yeah I do

[dusty basin]

If u grad in December ‘22, u start applying late July/August ‘22

[lilac locust]

That’s what I figured

but wanted to double check

especially since I was applying now

[dusty basin]

Fair

[lilac locust]

what about may 23

[dusty basin]

lol sure. Why not

[lilac locust]

Well replace 23 with 22 for all 23 lol

i forgot to mention that

[dusty basin]

Oh sry

I’m dumb

[lilac locust]

I am dumb

[dusty basin]

But yea same thing

[lilac locust]

Mmkay

[fringe pasture]

Which mod made the decision to do that?

[rain patio]

i think n3

[fading cove]

There was a vote

[fading cove]

He was uninvolved in that vote

[rain patio]

oh i thought it was him because he posted mb

why did they vote though

unverified people were actually making use of the server jokes aside

[fading cove]

I agree

[fringe pasture]

How much % did the winning side win by

Was it a well fought fight or a destruction

[fading cove]

a large percentage

[fringe pasture]

Smooth wanted me to touch grass

[fading cove]

He also wasn’t involved in the vote

[fringe pasture]

Oop

[fading cove]

Was just old mods

[fringe pasture]

Ah gotchu

[rain patio]

oop

also question for grads and everyone alike

are you allowed to do an internship in the summer after you grad?

or no, because that cuts down one summer i cant intern 😦

oh shit

i only have two more shots to intern then

[nocturne oriole]

Mod problems

[dire yarrow]

two is a lot

[dusty basin]

Who cares

[rain patio]

yakhuna cares

[dusty basin]

Again

Who cares

No one likes yahkuna anyways

[rain patio]

@pulsar mural

exposed VP at ur company

[slate bobcat]

I care

[rain patio]

fr

[rain patio]

is this you

[slate bobcat]

NO THATS NULL

[inner prawn]

[rain patio]

YAKHUBI

[bleak raven]

is coinbase a good company

a recruiter just reached out to me

[bleak raven]

yoooo hows meta

aren’t u a freshman why are u in 2023 grad 🤨

[slate bobcat]

after that nonsense

[bleak raven]

what nonsense

[slate bobcat]

They recinded a bunch of offers

[bleak raven]

o shit

[slate bobcat]

he’s not joking

yeah

[rain patio]

Oh shit

My bad dog

[bleak raven]

cuz crypto market going bad?

or recession thingz

[slate bobcat]

uhhhh i have no clue why

[rain patio]

Both lol

There’s a blog post somewhere

Explaining

[bleak raven]

yikes

[bleak raven]

by reached out i mean connected on linkedin 😭😭

maybe looking for new job f

[dire yarrow]

My recruiter reached out to me recently, told me they're not moving forward. Seemed very apologetic, poor guy. Must've dealt with so many rejects/rescinds

[rain patio]

Mans had to witness a lot

[devout gull]

odds of meta new grad opening for 2023 grads?

[bleak raven]

bruh my skip manager was roasting meta so hard today during lunch 💀💀💀

“unlike microsoft , meta is not trustworthy to the customer” -🥸

was talking about how the company is gonna fail cuz of that

[slate bobcat]

META FELL OFF

ever since they declined yahkuna

[dire yarrow]

What's a skip manager?

[dire yarrow]

They started going down right after I got rejected tho lmao

[slate bobcat]

GOOD

NULL YOU DESERVE BETTER

[dire yarrow]

THANKS

[dusty basin]

Manager of manager

[slate bobcat]

so like me and yahk

[jagged torrent]

[dire yarrow]

[grizzled bronze]

It's a manager that likes to skip around in the office, they're so annoying

[jagged torrent]

Did any of you use algoexpert

Not considering it but I get so many ads

[dry salmon]

same I get so many ads

I really hate paid courses especially in the interviewing space. it feels a bit cheap to me idk

Also I feel so sorry for Loom and Coinbase people rn

[vital meteor]

nope

paid is usually not worth and algoexpert specifically is hard to understand what hes saying

[jagged torrent]

I feel like leetcode + neetcode is your best resource

I don’t like clement

[grand skiff]

I did, its not the best for a beginner

grokking then leetcode/neetcode after is what worked for me

I still suck at DP tho

[jagged torrent]

I didn’t study dp

[grand skiff]

I have yet to be asked a DP question in an interview. I only had one in an OA but it didnt matter since I was still moved on to next step lol

[slate bobcat]

Yahkuna does

like atcually

[bleak raven]

my team was talking about a hiring freeze

and as the intern i was just like 🧍‍♂️

but they told me not to worry

[grizzled bronze]

What company?

[bleak raven]

microsoft

i’m on outlook

my microsoft team really be spoiling me ngl

our team ate out and lunch was $300

and then they’re also giving me $150 as a gift for anything i want

[slate bobcat]

sheesh

[bleak raven]

i’m also 1/2 done with my project and it’s only been 3 weeks

so maybe return offer in the bag?

[slate bobcat]

let’s go

would you rather take microhard or your fall internship?

for new grad

[bleak raven]

datadog ez

[slate bobcat]

same

I WANT DATADOG

[bleak raven]

i like working in person and microsoft nyc would be remote

but if micro gives return i’ll accept and renege later

i’ll be crushed to renege cuz it’s actually been kinda fun so far but they only give 2 weeks so not much i can do

[vital meteor]

datadog woulda been cool, resume rejected though

[rain patio]

Lol I had chat with recruiter but they never sent me to final??

No clue why

[slate bobcat]

[vital meteor]

did you try emailing datadog employees to ask them why

[rain patio]

No recruiter just said they aren’t moving forward

Didn’t even bother to ask

[wooden echo]

Did you invest in dogecoin

Heard ddog only take dogecoin holders

[rain patio]

Oh lol this was months ago

Who cares

Had an offer anyway

@vital meteor you gonna apply again?

[wooden echo]

At yakuhazon right?

[vital meteor]

nah probably not my plan rn is amazon -> sde2 google/Meta -> back to amazon

[rain patio]

P0ggers

[rain patio]

Hooli Chat

[wooden echo]

No, it's @pulsar mural multi trillion dollar company

[rain patio]

The final consists of 12 rounds of 1 hour long interviews

Bananas

[wooden echo]

They source them from the struggling Amazon down the street

[jagged torrent]

Can we register Yahkunazon on levels

[pulsar mural]

[vital meteor]

and on blind lmao

[rain patio]

What are the levels there

[jagged torrent]

We all put insane TCs

350k base

[rain patio]

Serious question, where does @pulsar mural work

[jagged torrent]

Fresh grad

[rain patio]

👀

[pulsar mural]

https://tenor.com/view/tvresidence-credit-card-money-explained-gif-21542020

[jagged torrent]

@pulsar mural you should make a cult development course

[rain patio]

P0GG3RS

[rain patio]

u work at tvresidence?

@pulsar mural don’t worry, you got TikTok for new grad

biggest influencer i know

cult leader*

I got you with referral to Hooli

(Chat division)

[young peak]

Love how half the people in the 2023 grad chat are 2022 grads lmao

[lilac locust]

does December count

2022 dec comes here too apparently

[young peak]

I think for SWE, when we say grad date what we really mean is when you start work

[lilac locust]

then 2023 is the right place for me

[young peak]

if you grad Dec ‘22 but start May ‘23 you’re a 2023 grad etc

[lilac locust]

MmkY