2023_grads

[steep cove]

what job💀

[fallen fox]

[slender axle]

Is the atlassian in that picture supposed to be a roast or were they just hiring some people from this discord

Cause they have to be at least B tier

Love it or hate it we will spend >10% of our lives staring at Jira and Confluence

[next dust]

Shitlassian

[brave forge]

Shit Asian

[gleaming trellis]

5-6 months with no offer is common in this market

[crystal hollow]

i will work for geico

[next dust]

Hows geico?

whats geico TC?

[crystal hollow]

i bet it sucks

[crystal hollow]

greater than $0

[charred dawn]

100k~

[next dust]

is it remote

[charred dawn]

ya

[edgy sentinel]

Bro you said you worked at a no name for swe LOL

[crystal hollow]

did I say I'm making $0?

[edgy sentinel]

No a while back you said you were working at not a good company for swe geico is straight

[crystal hollow]

what is your point

lol

[edgy sentinel]

Nothing I just thought u worked a name

[crystal hollow]

i guess it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[edgy sentinel]

No name*

[crystal hollow]

yes I currently work at a no name

i would gladly work at geico

[edgy sentinel]

Wait what nvm

[crystal hollow]

even though it sounds bad

can't be worse than my current job

[celest whale]

Wrong

Everything can be worse than ur current job

[crystal hollow]

i would rather work mcds

[celest whale]

McDeez?

[crystal hollow]

yeah, you're right actually

i'm getting happy hour drinks with my department tomorrow

should i pace my boss or teetotal it

[austere gulch]

do 5 shots the second u arrive

then hit ur vape and blow a fat cloud in ur managers face

guarantee promo

[edgy sentinel]

bro i dont listen to people who use a paddle to play golf i cba

[celest whale]

I asked

[rain patio]

Bro

Stop

Pls

[celest whale]

Mf stop yapping

First thing in morning i see u yapping

There is treatment available for what u have bro

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/mygsgifs-mygsgif-yoongi-yoongi-solo-suga-solo-gif-24573258

[jade goblet]

hi

[fallen fox]

hi

[jade goblet]

hi

[jade goblet]

how are u?

[fallen fox]

good hbu

[jade goblet]

what are u doing before this?

[fallen fox]

sleeping

[jade goblet]

ummm

[fallen fox]

[jade goblet]

what's your job?

[fallen fox]

no job

[jade goblet]

Would you like to work with me?

[fallen fox]

where do you work

[jade goblet]

usa

[jade goblet]

where do you live?

[fallen fox]

next to a tall bridge

[jade goblet]

what's your previous job?

[jade goblet]

I sent request of friend. please accept my requst and let me talk via other.

[brave forge]

Wtf is this convo

[fallen fox]

[obsidian crater]

I'm jealous of @fallen fox's apartment

@fallen fox do you need a roommate?

your apartment sounds so nice

[fallen fox]

🪢

[gleaming trellis]

@fallen fox are you a guy?

[tulip robin]

No theyre a cat
Cant you see their profile?

[gleaming trellis]

Did you get an offer yet?

[tulip robin]

No

[crystal hollow]

stink93610

[tulip robin]

https://tenor.com/view/wafflebaar-cat-big-mouth-waffle-wafflecat-gif-5714880097659336757

Dont tell me what to do

[ionic swan]

same 2023 june grad

[lost ether]

Hes tryna hit

[molten knot]

This GIF was banned in this group

[next dust]

is this dejavu

[celest whale]

Bro is speedrunning process to ban

[gleaming trellis]

What you been up to?

[fading turtle]

Where’s the channel for 2022 grads ?

[vital meteor]

It's retired they closed it last year

[celest whale]

https://tenor.com/view/who-the-f-are-you-frank-sheldon-christopher-walken-the-outlaws-who-are-you-gif-26213929

[tulip robin]

CEO of Yahkuna River Trading

[celest whale]

CEO of DNOYC

[rain patio]

Mf is already yapping

[obsidian crater]

What's up Yahkuna traders

[gleaming trellis]

What you been up to since 2022?

[fading turtle]

I recently got an offer prior to that I was grinding interviews and getting to final rounds

[ionic swan]

side hustling working freelance on a few projects sorta, making my own projects in hopes that one of them gets me a job or becomes a businsess, networking, applying to jobs attending career fairs.

[steep cove]

[gleaming trellis]

Title of position?

[dense swan]

did interviewers grind you about lack of experience between graduation and the interview?

[fading turtle]

Yeah I was getting digged on that

[fading turtle]

Computer Scientist

[dense swan]

did u say u were working on projects? if so, did u actually show them ur github page and stuff

[fading turtle]

I demoed the projects I had saved on my desktop 🙂 i've been putting off making a blog

[dense swan]

ah this way they dont get to actually see at what date you committed the code like on github, so you could have had this project made a while ago and just say u made it recently right?

i think thats pretty smart, if you are applying to jobs full time

[fading turtle]

Yeah I also did an interview where I had to do a pull request and do some stuff but it wasn't really anything noteworthy

I just solved the problems the leetcode and did the take home asessments

@dense swan for like a gigachad project imo better off doing it while working

Trust me a personal project while working looks a lot better and you actually have the time/resources to do more nontrival stuff

Issue is with a lot of personal projects is that they are not good i've talked to hiring managers and the ones that like to see personal projects wanna see stuff that is intrestring not some chess clone on a mern stack

[fading turtle]

Also don't forget places that work on huge projects don't have the best onboarding process for new/recent grad

[fallen fox]

may 2023 grads qualify for zon 2024 ng but not dec 2022

[fading turtle]

Yup pretty much this is why a lotta people are getting smooked

I graduated in Dec 2022 with that date disqulifes ya for a lot of things

[grim ore]

you still applied though

time to fudge the resume

[fallen fox]

🪢

[fallen fox]

[crystal hollow]

2024 sde posting says 10/23 to 9/24 grads only

[fallen fox]

at the bottom it also says "and/or graduated within the last 12 months"

maybe may 2023 grads qualify

[crystal hollow]

probably more oriented towards summer grads who wouldn't have finished in time for july 23

if you graduated spring 2023 you are no longer a new grad, its time to be an adult now

[grim ore]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/s/NQa7eonUNL

[obsidian crater]

Is that pls_one_offer

[fallen fox]

no

[gleaming trellis]

You be are doing some SWE related stuff now right?

[fallen fox]

0.1%

[gleaming trellis]

Huh?

[celest whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[pine topaz]

💀

[glad stirrup]

I wonder where 22grad ended with

[gleaming trellis]

Are you one? If so, what’s up?

[dense swan]

https://www.google.com/about/careers/applications/jobs/results/117305764384514758-software-engineer-early-career

google early career is out

Worth applying tho

[gleaming trellis]

What are you up to?

[ionic swan]

youve been asking that to everyone, what are YOU upto ?

[gleaming trellis]

I’m alright, thanks for asking

[quick python]

Have you guys been getting Interviews?

I got 2 interviews recently that I failed both for mid level roles and they didn’t ask leetcode questions, not sure if I should focus on leetcode or more specific tech stack stuff

[gleaming trellis]

Dang, you already going for mid level roles?

[quick python]

Well tbh I’d much prefer junior roles but they are so rare and I have 2 yoe while in school then got laid off but now that I graduated I can’t get a job lol

I get a lot of recruiters on LinkedIn but over 90% are mid level roles

[vital meteor]

What did they ask instead

[quick python]

Lots of trivia type questions on the tech stack they use, .net, elixir, react. Then building react form and component for one interview and debugging some random code for the other plus some simple warmup questions

But the job postings both said 3 YOE minimum so I guess I was under qualified and they got better applicants

I’m thinking my best bet is to just grind leetcode and apply to a bunch of big companies cause small companies are so random and have less junior roles it seems

[granite kindle]

google early career posting: https://www.google.com/about/careers/applications/jobs/results/117305764384514758-software-engineer/

[glad stirrup]

How many years needed for a mid level role

[quick python]

For google or in general?

[glad stirrup]

Why is google different

[quick python]

I mean big tech is different than some no name local company

[glad stirrup]

Just say big tech companies

[quick python]

Ah cause someone just posted about google early career lol

[glad stirrup]

Btw what is mid level role. A senior sde

?

[quick python]

Between junior and senior, basically just means you have some experience and can do your tasks independently with less training or no handholding needed.

[glad stirrup]

Sed2 you mean

[quick python]

Most job postings ask for 3 yoe minimum for mid level. But I have 1.5 yoe in full time role and 2 years of part time freelance jobs and I get interviews for mid level roles

[glad stirrup]

2 years are enough for Sde2

Even for big tech

[quick python]

Yea idk anything about big tech, just started leetcoding so never bothered applying before

[glad stirrup]

Not sure if I would get to sed2

[quick python]

I’m gonna try to leetcode 3 hours every day at least and apply for big companies after a few months cause the small local companies around me pretty much are only hiring more experienced devs

[glad stirrup]

[slender axle]

Holy shit I’m in. Got 11 months pray I don’t get auto rejected

[gleaming trellis]

Long time no see, you doing good?

[grim ore]

@fallen fox

[slender axle]

Yeah I’m doing alright. Feels like this job description is right up my alley

So I’m hyped for it

[bold tulip]

i got 11 months too 😭 are they strict on the 1 yoe

[vital meteor]

@fallen fox this would be the comeback of the century gl man

[slender axle]

just depends if a human looks or a bot auto filters

[slender axle]

Praying google doesn't use their own GCP products https://cloud.google.com/solutions/talent-solution?hl=en

cause this is like an AI resume reader that would def filter the dates

[vital meteor]

The app asks if you have 1 YOE Y/N

[bold tulip]

wonder if internship positions count towards the yoe for the auto resume scanner

[slender axle]

I'm just gonna hit yes

by the time they look at it, will be 2 months from now

[bold tulip]

well TECHNICALLY they dont specify (nonintern) experience 😄

[slender axle]

i'll have 1YOE by then lol

[vital meteor]

Yea nothing to lose anyway

[slender axle]

they could ban me from using their services, delete my gmail which is connected to every account I ever own, preventing me from accessing my bank account, eventually leading me to be homeless

but yeah most likely nothing will happen

🤞

[vital meteor]

[slender axle]

Actually now that I think about it my entire life is held up by the password my teacher gave me in 3rd grade that I used for my gmail account

hopefully they shredded that file lol

[vital meteor]

O wow what's the password

[slender axle]

password123

oops

frick

[gleaming trellis]

I know your password now

[fallen fox]

its over we're all expired goods now

https://tenor.com/view/delete-channel-discord-server-infinitychu-gif-22257138

[vital meteor]

Expired so long were rotting

[edgy sentinel]

bro by the time u do the interview it will be 1 year 💀

[bold tulip]

wait i have a cooldown from applying to 3 positions a month ago 😭 should i just create a new google profile

[dense swan]

mine is the one auto-generated at middle school for logging into school website. i still use it lol

[molten knot]

Got an offer for SWE. Company is not willing to sponsor but they are allowing me to work with my OPT and STEM OPT status. Turns out, they are not an e-Verified company, so STEM OPT extension is not possible. I would appreciate if anyone can provide assistance.

[gleaming trellis]

What does this all mean?

[molten knot]

Intl students would know

[obsidian crater]

ask them to sign up?

It's not that complicated they just need some paperwork

[dense swan]

Interview while working there as well?

[fallen fox]

e verify is super easy to sign up for but the manager and HR have to fill out your i-983 form

[versed crane]

You can work for 1 year to stop clock but you will miss out on 1 h1b lottery out of 3

If the pay is good and you have nothing else join!

[oblique harbor]

Comparison is truly the thief of joy. I was looking at how high this 21 year old's salary offerings as a new grad are and feeling like shit about my salary as a 24 year old new grad. https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/s/VeFMgFVrkt I don't know how that dude was able to get such high salaries at such good companies in this job market.

[gaunt crag]

don't judge yourself too harshly bro your ceiling can be high

[molten knot]

Thank you for the inputs

[edgy sentinel]

bro the guy who posted this question asked the same question in this disc

no bs like a couple days ago he asked it

[raw pulsar]

I thought i was tripping

[celest whale]

@raw pulsar is tripping

[gleaming trellis]

Some dude here just posted these comparison a week ago lol

[rain patio]

buy me nitro

[oblique harbor]

Found it - #2024_grads message

[oblique harbor]

^

[gleaming trellis]

Get a real pp man

[tulip robin]

Get a real pp man

[celest whale]

Get a real pp man

[charred dawn]

is this @rain patio 's alt?

<@&868936794601828492>s

spam

[celest whale]

https://tenor.com/view/antman-what-the-hell-happened-here-avengers-gif-18240147

[charred dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-1391919008270779198

[celest whale]

:3

Bro i’m serious. What happened lol?

Who was spamming?

[charred dawn]

no idea new account

[celest whale]

Ok. What was being spammed?

[charred dawn]

something something work

[next dust]

I think he was spamming deez nutz on yo chin to everything

[celest whale]

Oh good then that it was deleted

We can’t allow that kind of filth in this server

[charred dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-good-job-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-anime-gif-12053039777437670320

[gleaming trellis]

Anime?

[charred dawn]

Friren

[celest whale]

Brooklyn nine nine

[blazing flame]

@celest whale stfu stop shitposting, finish ur phd, join OAI, garbage in maxx to the models, save us all

[edgy sentinel]

anyone hve the link for grokking the coding interview

[still moss]

whoops wrong book

[charred dawn]

what has work done to you

[chilly burrow]

What an income does to a cscd user

Take this as a tale of caution

This is why I stay unemployed as a mod

[celest whale]

Too much money corrupts u

Thats why i choose to remain a lowly paid graduate student

[charred dawn]

Smart

[brave forge]

I want to be corrupt but nobody will hire me

[celest nymph]

How should I answer these kinds of questions on LinkedIn? I have 0 professional experience but I've been using JavaScript for over 10 years. Seems like it would be an instant rejection to put 0

[chilly burrow]

10 years of what

Side projects?

[celest nymph]

Just personal projects

[chilly burrow]

Frontend or backend?

[celest nymph]

Full stack

[chilly burrow]

Id put 0 tbh

The moment they see your resume

They'll realize anyway

[celest nymph]

Gotcha. It just feels like an easy way to filter out people so my resume wouldn't even be seen 😅

[fringe prawn]

usually those are knockout questions

bad ones for that matter but yeah

IMO it's better to just knock people out with a quick coding challenge or OA

like i think when i did an application to replit they had me do a quick challenge before submitting their application

wasn't hard but

[charred dawn]

What count as side projects though

I have count less side projects that I never finished so I can't put them on resume

[chilly burrow]

I only list side projects that are in a somewhat finished state

[charred dawn]

I see

[chilly burrow]

So if I were asked to walk through the code / site I would be able to

Ive been asked to before

[charred dawn]

Ok that makes sense

[rain patio]

seek

[hot river]

RFE raised for EAD process due to photo requirement, how should I respond to this notice? Do I just upload a new pic on the USCIS portal?

[molten knot]

Did you took 2x2 pic (passport size)?
If not get one and re upload

[tulip robin]

Talk to your dso
Dont just upload the same photo again

They have a tool on the website to check the photos before uploading. Did you run your photo through it?

[hot river]

Yeah I did, though it still got rejected after that

The notice asks me to upload two pics, not sure why they need two of them

[prime palm]

How are my 2022 grads doing

[versed crane]

@hot river did you not get a professional photo and clicked your own ?

[molten knot]

It not hard to clear RFE. But be very careful. Check evrything before submitting

Dont smile during photo

[prime palm]

Looooool

[brave forge]

Is Olivia single

[steep cove]

[celest whale]

Omg bro stop self reacting

It’s pathetic

[rain patio]

Says the mf who self reacts

[celest whale]

I don’t bro

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-channel-discord-server-infinitychu-gif-22257138

[vital meteor]

[molten knot]

What does this mean?
Not auto reject?

[vital meteor]

no idea tbh all copium

[molten knot]

[dense swan]

Why google doesnt email when i get rejected?

[muted atlas]

You’re not worth their time

[dense swan]

Im not worth their compute time

[tulip robin]

[grand spear]

did Google already started rejected for the early swe position

[dense swan]

No i got rejected for other role a week ago, but just found out when i went into the portal

[grand spear]

I also got rejected for other positions but no email I think rec viewed application and decided not to move forward

[bold tulip]

tfw you applied to more than 3 google roles in the past 30 days

[vital meteor]

Cooked

[bold tulip]

did anyone create a new account/email to apply anyways

[vital meteor]

tbh nothing to lose I would just do it

[bold tulip]

technically my cooldown expires on the 23rd

idk if the posting will last that long tho

if it goes away im cooked

[vital meteor]

https://www.google.com/about/careers/applications/jobs/results/117305764384514758-software-engineer-early-career

[bold tulip]

w t f

are you being fr

[vital meteor]

They closed so fast the posting said up to 23rd

[bold tulip]

NOOOOOOOOO

i should have just made a new account

BRUH

[brittle gust]

did anyone receive an email prior to applying for google early career?

[bold tulip]

maybe i would have been rejected anyways for 11 months of experience

[tawdry nacelle]

did they get that many applicants that fast?

guess it has been a long time since Google posted any entry level position so people ran towards it

[grand spear]

I have only 8 months I applied

[bold tulip]

im just coping

[charred dawn]

They should I think

Probably in your spam or something, don't think they just auto reject you

[peak lagoon]

or they may batch their rejection emails

[mystic trail]

is google sending out OAs?

[worthy slate]

I’m sick of this shit haha

Study for 4 years and now ima have to apply for another 4 to get a job fml

[elfin flint]

Why are you spitting fact man ?

[ionic swan]

same

[steep cove]

[waxen socket]

Anyone still watiting for doordash?

[molten knot]

No reject as of now. They will send rejects anyway

[waxen socket]

No offer anymore?

[craggy basalt]

yeah I've been waiting 15 minutes, my Popeyes still not here

[molten knot]

Nope

[eager swallow]

Just venting, I have like 1 month to get a paid job before my stem opt starts, and I am not getting any interviews or calls. I have been working as a volunteer this past year and I have tried everything I am not sure what to do anymore, and the education loan keeps piling up.

[dense swan]

so whats your plan? obviously, it will all be decided within a month or so

[ionic swan]

guys i got the first person ever who i dont personally know to sign up for the waitlist on a project im making 😳

[eager swallow]

I can always try out consultancies, but they are not that trustworthy & might be scam

I have no idea where my life is taking me!

[ionic swan]

i feel you there

[eager swallow]

I have done so many projects, solved so many leetcode questions, but nothing seems important anymore

[rain patio]

Life has different plans for u

how many interviews

[dense swan]

i swear, everytime i feel like starting a project, i remember nobody gives a shit about them

the most i have been asked to talk about a project was like 1 min by one interviewer

[eager swallow]

I hope so, but it better start the plan fast!

[eager swallow]

Same

[rain patio]

last 3 interviewers all grilled me on my projects idk

[eager swallow]

And even if you want to do a project that you like, you suddenly remember that you also have to apply for jobs, prepare for interviews, do your current thing (volunteer/part-time)

[rain patio]

but only important if u have less exp

[dense swan]

like how/ what do they ask

all i ever had to give them high-level overview of what it was about

[eager swallow]

And I am not considered a new grad anymore

well that sucks

[rain patio]

last interview, literally on friday, asked me why I made certain changes, how I arrived to a certain solution, what did I do wrong, etc

10 minutes or so

[eager swallow]

@rain patio how are you getting interviews?

please give some tips

[rain patio]

only 1 interview this month for ng, and i am nobody to give advice

[eager swallow]

I believe my resume is good, and I have gotten it reviewed many times

[tulip robin]

If you're very desperate try expanding to jobs outside the US too
EU's dev market wasn't hit as badly as the US from what my friends tell me for example
And make sure you have a job prepared in your home country, through connections, normal apps, etc

Just prepare for not getting a job here
Intls have a very small chance of getting a job unfortunately

[eager swallow]

I have applied to some jobs in EU but I am not sure if the companys there are willing to sponsor visa or not

[tulip robin]

A lot of startups do sponsor
And big tech sponsors ofc

[eager swallow]

I was also thinking of a PhD, might as well do that as well

[tulip robin]

Where have you been finding apps?

[tulip robin]

[eager swallow]

Wellfound, builtIn

remote.co

other websites you usually see

ofc linkedin

otta

and some other

[tulip robin]

Glassdoor, Indeed?

[eager swallow]

yes

[tulip robin]

Ok then just keep doing that, but for more countries

[eager swallow]

I applied for positions at amazon in Spain, luxemburg, berlin, etc

but got rejected instantly

[tulip robin]

[mystic trail]

it be like that, probably applied to late

[tulip robin]

Idk what to say man
You seem to be doing everything required

Did you get your resume reviewed here too?

[fringe prawn]

generally its harder to stand out with projects now

my friends and i think chatgpt is in part to blame

[mystic trail]

maybe conduct some blood rituals and look into your moon sign and alignments

[mystic trail]

how so?

[fringe prawn]

made it quite a bit easier to spam projects

so at this point having users is more important, an AI can't help with that

[slender axle]

You can just lie about having users tho cant you

Like, they aren’t gonna ask to see your AWS console

[fringe prawn]

ehhhh

[slender axle]

Just make a wordle type game or something

Idk I wouldn’t do that but just saying, I dont really think monthly visitors is that great of a measurement

It’s more one of business acumen than technical skill

[rain patio]

don't you need to market heavily to get this userbase? Even if you were to implement a database that's better than Dynamo, it'll sit in your github with 0 views/forks

[eager swallow]

I haven't done that! Do I need to remove name and stuff?

[rain patio]

you would need to publish, and even then unless you have some clout (like Google/Meta name) it'll likely never be read

[rain patio]

yeah do that, folks give some good advice here. you remove name if you want to

[celest whale]

Why u idling bro

Go work

[rain patio]

hurting my brain

[tulip robin]

Anonymize it
Post it in #1019675142248468601

[vital meteor]

it's hard out there for us expireds

[eager swallow]

Uploaded my resume

[mystic trail]

we r not expired, we r seasoned

[eager swallow]

Deep stuff

[molten knot]

You got no choice. They can save us from this situation

[eager swallow]

But most of them are scams

[charred dawn]

[eager swallow]

my phone gets scam calls like 15 per day

[charred dawn]

I'm expired

[eager swallow]

I have to make it so that it doesn't ring on unknown callers

[molten knot]

All of them are

[eager swallow]

Btw google released new grad roles on Friday and by the time I got referral on Monday it was gone!

I was like damn

could have waited atleast 1 week

[vital meteor]

maybe they open again fall

[eager swallow]

I hope so

[mystic trail]

does it even do anything if its a big company

ik someone from google and she just said to apply. mayb she just hates me?

[molten knot]

Google stopped sponsoring

[chilly burrow]

@eager swallow plz dont ask for referrals thanks

[charred dawn]

Can I not get a referral

[vital meteor]

wait fr?

[tulip robin]

🧢

They arent applying for PERM

They still sponsor and apply for h1b

[eager swallow]

Sorry, didn’t know that

Won’t happen again

[vital meteor]

nvm i guess i lied

[timber wagon]

Btw google released new grad roles on

[molten knot]

Yes which was official. But looks like they have stopped for H1 as well. Lets see if we get any OA feom Early career

[gray terrace]

anyone have any advice for what new grads from 2023 could do for job experience if they can't get any offers?

I was trying to do outlier, but their aren't that many projects

[fallen fox]

branch out and apply to non swe roles

anything IT related, business analyst, systems analyst etc

(if you haven't been doing that already)

[peak lagoon]

literally become an entrepreneur

make ur own tech company

i'm only half joking

like build stuff for shops near u, etc.

think like a business major

it's hard, cuz ppl who do cs usually have a different psychological wiring

but it's possible

Or join a startup

if u know ppl on campus

who r building an interesting company

(and i'd say think abt the company, not just how cool the tech is or the product looks)

[vital meteor]

[pine topaz]

Hey @vital meteor

I miss you friend, hope eveyrthing is allright

Were you more happy job searhcing in Japan?

[vital meteor]

[celest whale]

Bro is watching the elden ring dlc trailer for the hundredth time to try to understand it

[vital meteor]

Yes i will be starting my new career path as an abg

[pine topaz]

Can I be your first client

[rain patio]

@chaewon

[tulip robin]

Ik ppl who joined in Feb/March who converted from intern
They applied for their h1b's

[fallen fox]

Thanks for your interest in the NetApp Emerging Talent - Software Engineer, 124206 opening at NetApp. We appreciate your interest.

This pipeline building requisition is being cancelled and a new one will be posted at a later date this summer.

[molten knot]

Wokeup and saw email from Amazon. It was a survey email

[bold pier]

Damn it's been an year since graduation

[dim cosmos]

I wanna propagate a message that was sent in ⁠announcements

Live resume reviews!!

@red skiff (incoming netflix intern) and @ebon harbor are doing resume reviews at <t:1716422400:t>!

you can add your resume to the queue here

https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/748786617963118594

[charred dawn]

How serious is this event

I want to put my funny resume

Also timezones

[ebon harbor]

That time is your timezone

[tulip robin]

Why do you have a funny resume?

[charred dawn]

Dam didn't know about that feature

[charred dawn]

trolling

[tulip robin]

[celest whale]

Bro

Take this server seriously

This server was made to help you

How can it do that if u keep fooling around and shitposting all the time

[charred dawn]

[vital meteor]

google

[molten knot]

Still shows submitted

[vital meteor]

[charred dawn]

How long usually Google response to applicants

[vital meteor]

took them like a few months to respond in 2022 they are the slowest company

[charred dawn]

I see

We are going to make it

[molten knot]

All hopes on

[tulip robin]

[vital meteor]

[vital meteor]

bro ive been waiting for 2 years

is this the year

[charred dawn]

Maybe bro

My 2021 internship is also in process

[slender axle]

Is that goog? I thought their only role was for 1yoe

[vital meteor]

this was my 2022 app

[slender axle]

Dang I just applied this month. Thought they would be already looking at it rip

Tbf I’m glad they’re looking at older candidates rather than discarding them and moving to 2025 grads

[stray pine]

is taht google?

[slender axle]

Ye

[stray pine]

for intern?

[slender axle]

We’re in grads channel so I assume new grad

[vital meteor]

warehouse role

[bold tulip]

is google’s app open again

PLEASE

[slender axle]

for 1 YOE

[bold tulip]

its still open?

[slender axle]

idk

probably

[vital meteor]

it closed yesterday

[celest whale]

NGMI

[slender axle]

wow, that's crazy. when it was posted friday, I know 100% sure it said "this role will remain up until at least may 25, 2024"

they tried to stick it out and still got more than they could handle

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-patrick-animation-cartoons-gif-16276467

Good for me who applied though

[vital meteor]

yea it went fast, i applied right away cuz 2023 google also opened an app that lasted i think 1 or 2 days

[slender axle]

World ain't fair. I tought a guy data structures cause he was failing and he graduated 2022. He's now ML/AI SWE at google who just got promoted

[vital meteor]

did you get his referral

[slender axle]

he said they aren't hiring. also pretended like he forgot me

he was my roommate

[stray pine]

wait

this is the reach out from the 1 YOE exp early career one???

[slender axle]

no that's his reachout from his application 1 year ago lmao

[stray pine]

OH LMAO

[slender axle]

but he just got it now

google values speed and agility, don't ya know

[peak lagoon]

wait actually what

@vital meteor aint no way they're responding so late

i think he said its a warehouse role

[slender axle]

probably have all applications in a queue and starting with people from whenever they did hiring freeze

[peak lagoon]

they didn't do hiring freeze in 2022 tho?

oh 2023

hmm

maybe

highly doubt it tho

i think something was miscommunicated on this channel

[slender axle]

idk point is they're hiring

nature is healing

[vital meteor]

no prev app i passed hc and moved to tm but because of hiring freeze i didnt get offer

[slender axle]

and by nature I mean fake tech company buildings in car dependent cities

[peak lagoon]

Lmao

[peak lagoon]

Nice

Congrats

[vital meteor]

congratz?

[celest whale]

It is spelled “skill issue”. Not “hiring freeze”

[celest whale]

Congrats on being unemployed

[fallen fox]

njtransit down again for 2 days in a row

$200 uber ride

[grim ore]

dm me ur address i’ll come pick u up

[vital meteor]

how was cote

[errant hinge]

Joever

[bold pier]

swim across

[oblique harbor]

200k straight out of college as a new grad is damn impressive - I'm jealous af https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/s/vWkmMllZwa

[austere gulch]

400k or bust tbh

[raw pulsar]

I guess i busted

[steep cove]

[gloomy terrace]

that was me

me being @austere gulch

[smoky portal]

Has anyone recently gotten an interview at Lockheed Martin? How long did it take to get the invite to interview after applying? Thank You!

[atomic hawk]

LM is in a hiring freeze rn

[smoky portal]

Damn really I got a referral and applied to a position that just opened yesterday. Would I still have a chance with that?

[safe dawn]

actually yeah ur right they will make an exception just for u

[slender axle]

So I just looked in my email and saw a rejection letter from new grad 2023… 2 years ago

wtf

How is time passing so fast

[brave forge]

It’s jobover

[next dust]

Time goes fast when you’re having fun

[celest whale]

https://youtu.be/iSN9n4jxTsQ?si=Mml5ZXbKzy-t9DEJ

@vital meteor

[formal nest]

Hey yall, does anyone know what the standard raise should be from new grad /SDE 1 to SDE 2? Seems my company’s pay raise is very low comparatively but wanting more perspective

[vital meteor]

[chilly burrow]

Idt there is a standard, it varies from company to company

Check levels.fyi for some more data points

[grim ore]

@fallen fox let us know when you get zon OA

[austere gulch]

bout $3

[celest whale]

U sure it’s not $3.50?

[fallen fox]

[maiden parcel]

holy
i forgot a bit of coding
this is concerning

[shut crescent]

who else got laid off bro

[vital meteor]

did you?

[pine topaz]

Me, your mom was satisfied last night

[grim hill]

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[slender axle]

that's great homie, I'm proud of you, but my spreadsheet does a good enough job of telling me I've been rejected 50 times. don't need a kanban board to figure that one out

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-channel-discord-server-infinitychu-gif-22257138

[slender axle]

tfw you aren't a new grad any more, you're an old grad

[gleaming trellis]

How many 23’ grads are still looking for a SWE related job?

[exotic jasper]

you handing them out like candy? @gleaming trellis

[neat fractal]

Anyone interviewed for Shipt?

[crystal hollow]

watch your language

[radiant sedge]

Hey everyone,

TikTok and ByteDance are hiring both campus (Fall Internship & New Graduate) and experienced developers! If you're interested, feel free to use my referral code: GM6QZKF

Here are the application links:

TikTok:

Campus: https://careers.tiktok.com/s/i2T4tpkC
Experienced: https://careers.tiktok.com/s/i2T4gKM2
ByteDance:

Campus: https://job.toutiao.com/s/i2T43jFF
Experienced: https://job.toutiao.com/s/i2T4vDp4
Note:

Experienced roles require 3+ years of work experience (experience before your master's degree also counts).
Campus hires can be graduates of 2023 and 2024.
If you have any questions feel free to reach out to me. Good luck!

Thanks!

[obsidian crater]

Is it remote or in Cali?

[radiant sedge]

Onsite

[obsidian crater]

Do I also need to speak Chinese lol?

[radiant sedge]

In different locations

[obsidian crater]

rip

[radiant sedge]

…?

[obsidian crater]

I don't speak Chinese

[radiant sedge]

I didn’t speak Chinese with you

Not a requirement

[obsidian crater]

oh

People here have said you need to speak it to work at Tiktok

[fallen fox]

hm round at IBM, the manager was literally working and ignored me for 10 minutes 💀

[radiant sedge]

No

[fallen fox]

truly expired

[grim ore]

what role

[fallen fox]

systems engineer, not swe

[obsidian crater]

Associate SDE 1

I'm sorry to inform you

That you have not been selected for this role

We thank you for your interest in IBM

Fuck off scrub

[grim ore]

if you got to HM role you should have a good chance

once you get employed I can finally leave this server

[fallen fox]

he said one more onsite after this round 🪢

[slender axle]

It’s insane how fast these companies got sassy. Two years ago they couldn’t even hire the failing swe with 2.5 gpa

[obsidian crater]

ego up

salary down

[fair zinc]

they don't want you

just move on

[maiden parcel]

is it a good idea to say hi looking forward to the interview and meeting you to a recruiter in linked in ?

[rich prairie]

2023 chat

how is it going

[steep cove]

[gleaming trellis]

Did they say this line?

[gleaming trellis]

You got an offer already right?

[obsidian crater]

No they said "You're cooked. It's joever. Quit SWE and become a 7/11 employee. That's your maximum potential in life. All of society thinks you're a failure. NGMI and bye."

I just made it sound nice so they wouldn't be hurt

[rich prairie]

yes praying I start and succeed

[pine topaz]

@brave forge @strong kraken
You're cooked. It's joever. Quit SWE and become a 7/11 employee. That's your maximum potential in life. All of society thinks you're a failure. NGMI and bye.

[brave forge]

Bro I asked a girl at the local 7/11 or whatever and she said they be making 14.75/hour

Bruhhh

[pine topaz]

Your issue is?

[pine topaz]

That person also had a life with dreams and ambitions of a dignified life, but it was cut short.

[brave forge]

Idk she seemed happy ringing up my order for a ice tea

I shoulda asked her number

[pine topaz]

She was happy to see you

[brave forge]

Nope she is happy with everybody lmao

[pine topaz]

Sometimes 7/11 employees are much more attractive then super models

[pine topaz]

Oh shes just being profesional then, move on bud

[brave forge]

I did bruhh

Quick trip is the place btw

It’s better then 7/11

Fuck them

Once this guy I brought coffee and donut deal for $2. He rang me up for $4 and I paid without noticing

He says I should tell him I want the discount ???

It’s in a big fucking sign on their building you don’t know

Quiktrip would never be so scummy

[pine topaz]

once you work a dead end job for the rest of your life, you will understand his perspectirve

start showing some compassion

@brave forge I would still love you for who you are as a huamn being if you end up being stuck at a dead end job for the rest of your life

[rain patio]

lol thats ridiculous ngl

[brave forge]

Bro worst case I already have gov job offer I just need to wait 1 year to start

[rain patio]

its not coming out of his paycheck to automatically ring you up for the deal, but he probably just wasn't aware or forgot

[brave forge]

Na man he just don’t give a shit. I ask after if he can reverse it and redo it he says no I’d have to start all over

[rain patio]

bro has been through it

F

[brave forge]

Honestly quiktrip treats you completely different. They always side with you, they give you the discounts, they also let you try drinks for free n stuff

[gleaming trellis]

1 year? I thought was 6 months?

[pine topaz]

are you actualy going to be homeless

arent your parents rich

[brave forge]

I’m going to go live in a relatives house in Atlanta and grind job apps and leetcode all summer . Unless I land my interview in two days and start working for 56k while I also grind leetcode and apply all summer

This is the job 💀

But it’s 27/hr better then nothing atm

[gleaming trellis]

Do you get to play slot machine?

[brave forge]

I think I even get to fly and stay at hotel to visit slot machine also

[celest whale]

I wouldn’t

I can’t love a narc/fed

[stark sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[static lagoon]

Has anyone taken Walmart Karat Interview? Please HELP

[steep cove]

wagmi

[celest whale]

Damn

We r amongst royalty

Didn’t know that

[peak lagoon]

u famous

100k views

500k vies

[rain patio]

Skillissue

[steep cove]

nah I just have brain rot

[grim ore]

any jop yet

[steep cove]

no

[peak lagoon]

u could just be a youtber

[tawdry nacelle]

time to become a twitch streamer and make bank

tbf there are plenty of people who have cs degrees or have worked in tech that are now just making it big twitch streaming

[steep cove]

That’s the goal at this rate

[grim ore]

when can we buy your $5000 6 week faang bootcamp course

[steep cove]

once I become ex-faang

[crystal hollow]

channel Clement, quit faang after 2 mos and grift blockchain algos

[slender axle]

pretty sure neetcode makes 400k per month. not per year, month

so you'll be laughing at the rest of us

if you make it

[celest whale]

*when you make it

[maiden parcel]

Anyone have any idea for Expedia interviews?

What is the process channel for

[tepid tusk]

I am still lost 😢

[tribal falcon]

you always gotta check man

I have to go get the employees at target all the time at self checkout cause it won't apply the advertised sale

[tribal falcon]

how the fuck

[stark sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[celest whale]

Does he do sponsorships? Coz otherwise that’s hard to believe

[slender axle]

He sells courses for 200 a pop

And his clients are people who are going into 6 figure faang jobs who can afford it

[celest whale]

Oh lol

I genuinely thought he only does the youtube thing (plus his website)

[bold tulip]

ppl are getting oa's for zon https://www.reddit.com/r/leetcode/comments/1d3ei9s/tips_for_a_4_hour_amazon_sde_grad_role_coding_exam/

[fallen fox]

its over for 2023 expired mfs

[bold tulip]

doomers

[slender axle]

Dang why do they have new grad and 3+ YOE roles

What about us 1YOE mfs

[vapid oasis]

Truly

[bold tulip]

we're truly expired goods

[gleaming trellis]

You got an offer bro?

[gloomy terrace]

Close this channel

[chilly burrow]

Will soon

Prob in mid june

Which is when we closed the 2022 channel

[celest whale]

Damn u just gave ppl a death sentence with this statement

[rain patio]

2023 grads you have a deadline

Are people still looking for a job here

[rain patio]

finasteride + minoxidil + save up for Istanbul flight

[slender axle]

dang, end of an era

i feel like there's gotta be a higher % of people still looking though who are 2023 grads

[vital meteor]

[stray pine]

"Finasteride can cause erectile dysfunction"

good job buddy

[primal crag]

it dosent happen all the time

[celest whale]

Yeah that’s what the “can cause” usage in the statement means

[fallen fox]

final round tomorrow at ibm for a devops/infra like role

if i make it its over

[pine topaz]

You got this

Wawa would be proud

[celest whale]

U gmi

[vapid oasis]

No

[grim ore]

what kind of questions did they ask LC?

[fallen fox]

https://leetcode.com/problems/minimum-time-to-make-rope-colorful/

[stark sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[edgy sentinel]

did you do any projects or anything while you were looking?

[daring spade]

how many rounds they have?

can i dm u @fallen fox

[fallen fox]

not really just a basic azure az-900 cert

[fallen fox]

I do have some exp working with IT infra in my current role, been here for just over a year

[edgy sentinel]

oh i see so you had an offer a year ago you lied to us

[fallen fox]

role isn't swe and pays 🥜 , so i'm technically unemployed

[fallen fox]

dm @grim ore

[celest whale]

Define 🥜

[daring spade]

@grim ore ur dm is closed

[grim ore]

dm @fallen fox

he got Amazon NG OA

[daring spade]

??

bro its just a lil qst i have for u lol why u playing that cringe stuff

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[rain patio]

pfp checks out

[solemn spire]

who coded this. Audio as resume

[oblique harbor]

Jealous beyond words https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/s/WzWsKAs1Rk

[vapid oasis]

Someone said “Comgrats and fuck you”

Tbh same

[gleaming trellis]

Who knows how long before he gets laid off lol

[gleaming trellis]

Long time no see. How’s job search going on?

[solemn spire]

[rain patio]

he got a senior position fresh out of grad with 4yoe

india?

[grim ore]

@fallen fox good luck on IBM today

[fallen fox]

rejection incoming

[vital meteor]

@fallen fox

[stark sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[gleaming trellis]

rejection of rejection coming?

[slender axle]

It's cause he has 3 years of experience in india

still though... there are a lot of people with 3 YOE and no job

[oblique harbor]

a 400k+ salary with 3 yoe is still insane.

[fallen fox]

We're sorry to share the bad news. The position you applied for, Application Developer, is no longer available and we will not be filling the role at this time.

Please consider joining our Talent Community to stay informed about career-related news, events, and opportunities at ADP.

[edgy sentinel]

brro i got the same thing LOL

[pine topaz]

IBM will rescue you

[slender axle]

so the company my friend works at has decided to replace hiring new grads as full time, instead hiring them for 1 year as an intern

so basically just low pay for a full year

[edgy sentinel]

Is it a decent sized company or

Also they will see how much of a difference it makes hiring new grads and trying to train them

[slender axle]

brand name but not faang

[fringe prawn]

christ at what pay

i've definitely seen post-grad intern converted to full time after some point though

the people saying new grad is easier than internship are capping hahaha

[edgy sentinel]

Who said that 💀

[west lance]

I'm a 2022 grad and haven't found a SWE job yet

Abuse me until I find ajob plz

Why is it so hard to find a job? I just want to write code

[rain patio]

what were u doing all these years

[wraith yew]

Was busy not getting a job

Just like me frfr

[celest whale]

I love being unemployed!

[gleaming trellis]

Tell me about yourself and what have you been doing since you graduated

[gleaming trellis]

Is that why you called yourself stoozy?

[tulip robin]

Its June
Why does this channel still exist?

[wraith yew]

I've been calling myself that since high school

Question, have u watched surfs up?

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gun-top-gun-maverick-salute-tom-cruise-military-gif-26899454

rest in peace 2023 grads

[grim ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[steep cove]

[wraith yew]

No way its u

[steep cove]

What’s up

[wraith yew]

I like ur vids

Keep up the good work 👍

[steep cove]

Appreciate it bro

[celest whale]

Neetcode-verified youtuber

[stark sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[gleaming trellis]

Does anyone know who pushed him down the building?

[rain patio]

[celest whale]

[brave forge]

I was there, it was @celest whale in Binghampton Hotel . Got mad at the little green child because it called out their skill issue.

[celest whale]

Bro wtf

Stop lying

It was coz the little rascal beat me in dark souls multiplayer

[radiant sedge]

These jobs are actively hiring, welcome to apply: https://careers.tiktok.com/s/ijDVs2kK 😝😝😝😝😝

[maiden parcel]

I have a question

so I just learned that a lot of websites like Amazon use java as backend

why is that?

why not other languages

[stray pine]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=why+is+java+used+for+backend+for+websites

[maiden parcel]

ok

i wanted a conversation in a channel

lmao

[rain patio]

its a decent language

for large scale

codebases and scalability

[grim ore]

mainly a combination of legacy, having a lot of inertia at amazon and in the dev community, lots of support, and garbage collected/compiled language

[maiden parcel]

Ohhh I see

Is there another backend language with the same level of use?

I’m assuming most of our everday websites use java

Netflix Disney amazon Facebook insta discord

[grim ore]

C++ and python nowadays. but a lot of websites may just use some JS/TS backend framework like node.js or whatever

if you’re purely talking about a website

[maiden parcel]

Ahh I see

That’s pretty cool

[maiden parcel]

What’s the difference between using nodejs vs java for backend?

[bold tulip]

guys

google early careers is open again

[scenic canopy]

Hey Y'all i got a phone call with Liberty mutual for their Tech Start program. Any tips in order to advance to the next round? I also need to do leet code

[compact glacier]

👀

[steep cove]

[celest whale]

Calm down ppl

Bro is just a youtuber

He is not royalty

[steep cove]

Unemployed youtuber

[rain patio]

i dont watch your videos

🗿

[steep cove]

go watch them I need the ad revenue

[rain patio]

[grim ore]

ublock origin

[celest whale]

Bro u might has well have spit on his face

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gigachad-jinup-jinup-chad-gif-23896242

[chilly burrow]

This sentence is so wrong

Node.js is not a package manager

It's a Javascript runtime

[ionic swan]

Oh right

I confused it with npm

My bad

[chilly burrow]

Np

[rain patio]

gj soulkss

remove the spread of any misinformation

[celest whale]

Yes

Based admin

[rain patio]

How do you get a job in this economy?

Like literally how?

Like how do you survive

I see people getting offers on LinkedIn yet I’m either getting ghosted or the position gets terminated or some senior beats me in the interview rounds.

I understand the layoff was rough but I’ve improved a lot significantly since that and I’d really like to use experience to contribute to the world

I’m getting exhausted mentally just mindlessly applying which is leading nowhere

I feel like I’m stuck in a limbo and this degree was for no use after grueling though my last two years of uni

If anyone got a job recently, I’d really like some advice on how you achieved it.

I’d really like some serious help

Thank you

[austere gulch]

if im gonna be completely honest, and even though i dont want to be a doomer, i think all the advice has been said and done

like what is there? redo resume? grind leetcode? referral? network? cover letter? projects? im sure anyone desperately searching rn has done all that

[rain patio]

Yep ig I was hoping for some magical thing that I didn’t do but it’s just a waiting game.

[austere gulch]

you need to either take a less desired role or post pone employment some how(masters?) until economy improves

[rain patio]

Apologies for the yapping

[austere gulch]

its ok brotha

[rain patio]

send resume

Ik a lot of people are in this boat

[fringe prawn]

if you don't have RO you're in for a very rough time

networking can get you a long way though

also defense (don't have to compete with foreigners)

[rain patio]

Check dm

[rain patio]

What’s RO?

[austere gulch]

personally, id do a cheap cs masters online while looking for internship and coop opportunities

[fringe prawn]

i think the people having success that i know kinda fit one of the following categories:

1. they are really cracked
2. they had a return offer from internship
3. they basically took something regardless of how much it paid (under 70k for instance)
4. they were a local applicant which can be a hugeee advantage

[austere gulch]

NG is brutal

all the loops i got invited to has like

4-5 steps

w the final step being like 3 rounds

[rain patio]

Oh return offer lol

[austere gulch]

get an internship offer and a ro

best path to ez life

[fringe prawn]

i think i've heard stories of some people trying to do a bait and switch

they apply saying they will grad in december

[rain patio]

Yep for now sounds like masters->internship->RO

[fringe prawn]

then they graduate in spring and try to push for an immediate conversion

[rain patio]

It’s just tough getting through the days feeling like there’s no purpose

[fringe prawn]

won't always work though

[rain patio]

When you used to work once upon a time

[austere gulch]

immediate conversion gets more iffy the bigger the company

usually hc are planned far in advance

[austere gulch]

not much better on the other side either

get jop no wlb sadge moment

[rain patio]

True

lol

Warra matrix

[fringe prawn]

i do know some june 2023 grads who were able to find something with no internships

not really seeing that with 2024 grads (i know like one person who managed to do it but yeah)

i think entry level is worse now than last year

mid level might be better though

[austere gulch]

its the stockpile bro

head to #2023_grads and youll see why 2024 is worse

u got all the unemployed prev grads competing w u

[gleaming trellis]

All this can be reduced to just #3

[rain patio]

fire rec

[rain patio]

same lmao

meta the only company ik of that does like 2-3 rounds only (obviously, there's a lot more but not within my fov)

[fringe prawn]

i saw a 2 round new grad

the final round had steeper competition though

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-channel-discord-server-infinitychu-gif-22257138

[vital meteor]

[celest whale]

[fallen fox]

almost 72 hours since final round, still haven't heard back

it's over?

🪢

[vital meteor]

its not over until its joever

[vivid sand]

this is what i thought would be a great idea after undergrad. problem is, about a year and a half later, i'm about to finish my online masters and still have nothing

[molten knot]

Whats the pay like

[rain patio]

no intern?

[vivid sand]

nope

[rain patio]

can u delay

or have u already graduated

[vivid sand]

to clarify: i had one in undergrad but not since my masters started

[vivid sand]

nope - i can delay if i want to - just not sure what the purpose of delaying is

[rain patio]

yeah I guess were in the same situation

December 2024 grad date?

[fallen fox]

🥜

[austere gulch]

this is tragic am sorry

you werent offered any internship opportunities during masters?

[fringe prawn]

damn normally internship is easier

although if you don't go to a decent school it can be hard

[austere gulch]

yeah ig nothing is guaranteed

i see success from people doing the ms method

but its just another roll of da dice

[fringe prawn]

like if you have a WGU masters on resume you're probably going to have trouble without good projects

idk its a real crapshoot

i've seen people get stuff with real shitty resumes (think like two column, etc) for internship and yet some very smart people get overlooked

[gleaming trellis]

What you gonna do now?

[vivid sand]

i had several full time opportunities that i was interviewing for - unfortunately i didnt end up getting any of them

[vivid sand]

not much to do other than apply ig

[vital meteor]

It's so joever

[gleaming trellis]

how low of tc can you take?

[lost ether]

Is market recovering for yall?

[obsidian crater]

No

[rain patio]

Bruh plz delete this channel

[vivid sand]

depends on the company

like if it were a company with good name value like msft i'd prob do like 10k

but if its like a startup than 80k is prob the lowest

[gleaming trellis]

10k for Microsoft? Are you down selling yourself?

[vivid sand]

no i just don't need the money rn

[slender axle]

Why does it bother you so much to leave open a channel people are still using?

Like if you close it people will just talk about being a 2023 grad in the 2024 channel

[rain patio]

It stresses me out

I haven’t been the same since 2025 new grads dropped

[celest whale]

Have u tried……not stressing?

Revolutionary method, i know

[slender axle]

The passage of time is a cruel mistress. It was just last year we went in to quarantine… no wait that was 4 years ago.

[rain patio]

dont ruin my afternoon bro

[grim ore]

@fallen fox any update from IBM

[celest whale]

Bro wtf

Go touch grass

[fallen fox]

🪢

[tranquil crag]

@oblique wasp how was your interview with eulerity

[rain patio]

taken down 💀

[stray lark]

Hey guys

[gleaming trellis]

Any offers for you?

[stray lark]

No

I’m Barry getting intevriea

I’ don’t get it

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