2023_grads

[ornate cliff]

as well as some self love

[forest scarab]

i just need job 😭

[gleaming trellis]

Any job?

[tardy geode]

this makes my day

nope , only Brenan Delsing can save us

[tribal rampart]

Isn’t that the ripple match spammer?

So annoying

How can they save us

[rain swan]

have a retro meeting

[pine topaz]

[vapid oasis]

Same

I got it too

Congrats!!

@forest scarab u want my hype Spotify playlist

[forest scarab]

yes please

[mental nimbus]

is jpmc 2024 emerging talent OA auto?

[autumn iris]

yeah

[mental nimbus]

is it hard

[autumn iris]

no

[crystal hollow]

buy a bicycle

go on a long ride

then be useless the rest of the day

it's fun!

[tardy geode]

[ebon spire]

anyone know what ibm rocket center cock associate aplication developer is?

CIC*

[grizzled bronze]

try to cut down on the leetcode and see if that helps

[violet topaz]

does everyone get the JPMC hire vue?

[rain patio]

Rocket center WHAT!? 🤨📸

[ebon spire]

It was autocorrected

CIC

[elfin flint]

I can ride off a cliff

[tardy geode]

💀

[elfin flint]

[rain patio]

Idk if this country will still be standing in 2025 lol

[elfin flint]

it will be invaded by alien

[violet topaz]

do you know if hirevue is also auto

[crystal hollow]

better than ibm cock associate i imagine

[elfin flint]

[rain patio]

No but they are saying in favor of the candidate

If you read the article

It's for consultancy internships, accounting majors.

I read that headline on LinkedIn too and was about to go cry/cope... and then read the actual blurb, it's about the big consultancy firms wanting to get to candidates before their competitors.

[forest scarab]

tried texting my ex but i think i got ghosted

[tardy geode]

your ex is a recruiter ig

[vapid oasis]

Why

Why

Hit the gym!!

[polar grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSn2ZJ5pmVQ&t=274s

[rain patio]

lmao i love how pissy the Starfield developers are

like bruh did you really expect your reputation to be good enough that fans ignore the glaring issues in your game?

i at least expected something as fun as skyrim...but this has to be one of the worst games i've ever played in years

it's like they wasted too much time working on stuff that doesn't even matter

i don't care about procedural generation if the characters and story are more bland than a middle school harry potter fanfic

i wanted skyrim in space

[polar grail]

well It is basically skyrim in space

[rain patio]

yeah but even skyrim has more stuff to do

it feels more alive

sounds like Bethesda spent too much time remastering skyrim 20,000 times and forgot how to make games lol

[polar grail]

I think the game would been

cool if the expanded

on the multiverse

gameplay

part

[rain patio]

yeah me too 😭

[polar grail]

but nah

only the start may have change

after you rebeat game 5 times or so

[rain patio]

and it's horribly optimized too. When skyrim came out, i could play it on high settings on a freakin 2012 office laptop with integrated graphics. And it ran fine and i had a blast

[polar grail]

if ur lucky

[rain patio]

Now that I think about it, only every other game by bethesda has been pretty successful...not counting Fallout because I don't really follow or care about fallout lol

[polar grail]

If u also think about it they really be following same formula

on making all their games

everything just modded skyrim

[rain patio]

Arena was what kicked off bethesda in the first place, and it did well. Daggerfall was meh. Morrowind was so good it brought Bethesda back from the brink of bankruptcy and is still a gem to this day (why tf won't they remaster it!?). Oblivion was mid and people always make fun of it. Skyrim was overwhelmingly successful. Starfield mid....So elder scrolls 6 may be amazing?

[polar grail]

Elder scroll 6 depends most likely they going use same engine and formula

really depend how good they make their rpg

aspect of their story

never will be on bg3 level

unless they really really try

[rain patio]

I just want skyrim but with slightly better combat, a less generic fantasy setting, and maybe they can do something to make the perk system better cuz half the perks are useless

[polar grail]

nah dont think they will change combat much

[rain patio]

😦

[polar grail]

they would done so already

if they wanted to

[rain patio]

I mean, combat has changed a lot from game to game

[polar grail]

they first need upgrade their game engine

or use different one

[rain patio]

nah their game engine is fine...they just are lazy

[polar grail]

well i only play fallout and skyrim and starfield before

[rain patio]

you can mod skyrim to have dark souls level combat and it works great lol

[polar grail]

all of them feel same

[rain patio]

oh rip

[polar grail]

just one got swords

and other got guns

[rain patio]

sword combat in skyrim is so boring

just swing at each other and you can't really dodge

[polar grail]

like most people say the only good things about their games

is their mod community

and mod engine support they give

and how they fix their bug for them

[rain patio]

yeah the amount of bugs in elder scrolls games is absurd

wish they would patch them

like the modders who patch skyrim have everything so well documented

bethesda could just look up the list of fixes and ask the modders for their code so they can integrate the fixes directly into skyrim

my issue is that a lot of bugfixers take creative liberties with their mods that you can't download separately

it's really annoying

[forest scarab]

no $ for gym

[rain patio]

You can buy resistance bands

some can go upto 600 pounds of resistance lol

[forest scarab]

im sad

[polar grail]

Do drugs

👍

that how im getting through my job search

[fathom swallow]

to those who did the meta OA and moved onto the next round, did you have to get all questions correct on the OA?

[odd grotto]

https://tenor.com/bMD7u.gif

[polar grail]

also take the happy pill prozac

pretty useful

[rain patio]

waz

[forest scarab]

NGMI

[rain patio]

does it actually work that well for you 😭

I take prozac (or is it Lexapro?) and all it does is make it so it takes a lot more for me to feel stressed

but if in a really stressful situation, it's like it does nothing

[crystal hollow]

buy a bicycle

also therapy and SSRIs can help but its a process

if you need to get your shit in order quick, its moda time

[rain patio]

i need to go to the gym 😭

gym is the best therapy, or so i'm told

[crystal hollow]

but really, everyone needs time to sort through their feelings

inner peace and all that

if you can't devote time and effort towards that then anything else is going to be a bandaid

but if you're already on an SSRI or other anti-depressant, keep it up

better a bandaid than brain zaps from SSRI withdrawal

gym is therapy sure but have you considered the wind thru your hair and the crunch of macadam/dirt under the tires of your human-propelled machine

[rain patio]

lol i bike around already because I can't afford a car yet

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/chillchat-chill-nft-anime-alien-gif-25980157

[autumn iris]

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[golden agate]

girl on linkedin just posted she got software engineer job after graduating with her poetry degree. wtf man.

[dense swan]

F my life

[polar grail]

Under represented hire

[golden agate]

maybe. She was asian and thanked a bunch of people

[polar grail]

Maybe nepotism too

[golden agate]

lol who knows

[tribal rampart]

Where’s the post?

[golden agate]

dont want to dox her. I just want to complain like a baby. I'll shut up now and work harder lol

[tribal rampart]

No worries, which company did they get into though

[tribal rampart]

Do you go to Vanderbilt ?

[golden agate]

no

[gleaming trellis]

Did she have any SWE internships?

[chilly burrow]

Shes built diff

[vapid oasis]

Prob a troll.

If not she knows the way

https://tenor.com/view/dont-matter-dont-care-peaceful-laid-back-zen-life-gif-11841640

[bold pier]

Poetry rizz

[rain patio]

Good code kind of is similar to poetry 🤔

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzy-rizz-mode-rizzmode-gif-25590145

[tribal rampart]

How many LC is optimal per day

For retention and learning

[tardy geode]

3-5

[tribal rampart]

I have pretty much the whole day though

[tardy geode]

i mean it depends how strong are you with the basics

like lets say you can solve any easies

[tribal rampart]

Not really

[tardy geode]

so you can do like 5-7 mediums a day BUT if you are ass at easies then i would say start with easies

then get on mediums

[tribal rampart]

Okay

[tardy geode]

just don't jump on mediums

many mediums are extensions of easies

hope that helps

[tribal rampart]

Yeah got you

[tardy geode]

i learned a lot of tricks that helped in mediums from easies

[tribal rampart]

Need to get good in 15 days

[tardy geode]

15 days

bro its not a race

LC is like going to the gym

you get better as you do it

[tribal rampart]

I only have 15 days for meta

[tardy geode]

if you are on a time crunch

oh wait

then do meta top tagged

like legit mug it up 💀

[tribal rampart]

Yeah

[tardy geode]

start with B75

then do meta top tagged

like mug that shit up

[tribal rampart]

I chilled for last 1.5 days, feels bad

Back to the grind now

[tardy geode]

did you touch snow ?

or grass

[tribal rampart]

I was playing Spider-Man on my Ps5 and it snowed in one of the missions

[tardy geode]

bro

go outside ffs

[brave forge]

dont play games before interviews its a trap

[tribal rampart]

Too cold outside

Not feeling it

[tardy geode]

touch yourself

[brave forge]

find a girl to touch

[tardy geode]

touching is far away , first hurdle is to find a girl

[tribal rampart]

Already have a girl

[tardy geode]

bro we not talking about anime girls or waifus

[tribal rampart]

Me neither

[tardy geode]

well then spend time with her

[tribal rampart]

After 15 days

Taking inspiration from @forest scarab

[tardy geode]

is she virtual

[tribal rampart]

No, she’s busy

[tardy geode]

i see

[tribal rampart]

Also she understands if an interview is coming up

Not an issue

[tardy geode]

i see

how to get rizz

@tribal rampart

teach us the way

[tribal rampart]

It’s transitive

Get job -> Get rizz

Bro has 7 years experience and has to make such a post

[tardy geode]

the reason he is unemployed is coz of Angular

[brave forge]

ive been hearing a lot of mid level and seniors struggling to land a job but it's not a big deal for new grads. They are looking for higher level jobs with higher expecations then NG

[tribal rampart]

He says react and angular

I know neither

[brave forge]

💀

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rakeitoop-rokeitup-dj-khaled-surf-gif-21792750

omw to 2021 , can't deal with 2024 and 2023

[brave forge]

maybe

wait are u still in the USA?

[tribal rampart]

Learn Cpp

Saved me

[brave forge]

did homeland security not come for u yet?

[tardy geode]

yo thats racist

[brave forge]

h o w?

so hard

i try to learn, but my C++ consists of copying someone elses project

[tribal rampart]

That’s why folks get job

[brave forge]

you can't "learn c++" there's too much

[tribal rampart]

I ghosted Tesla recruiter after 3 rounds lol

Cause the process too long

[tardy geode]

working under a prof

[tribal rampart]

Cpp 8 rounds mf

[tardy geode]

have to use pandas and numpy all the time

smh

do data cleaning shit

[tribal rampart]

Do you get paid?

[tardy geode]

na

uni didn't approve

[tribal rampart]

Then it’s volunteering

[tardy geode]

but unpaid was approved

[tribal rampart]

Why

[tardy geode]

idk

[tribal rampart]

Isn’t it perfectly legal

[tardy geode]

it is either way

but

uni maybe wants to save money

idc

prof is nice , he knows my situation .

[tribal rampart]

Is he the prof that i am thinking of

[brave forge]

yes prof alex

[autumn iris]

Gz on job

[tardy geode]

Gz?

[autumn iris]

Congratz

[tardy geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883123071467274240.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[autumn iris]

[tardy geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/407618465508098049.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[autumn iris]

Wait so

Does it stop ur clock indefinitely

[tribal rampart]

3 years

[autumn iris]

or u still lose hours

[tardy geode]

it stops for a while

[autumn iris]

oh

[tardy geode]

ye

[tardy geode]

no man

[autumn iris]

So u lose hours still

[tardy geode]

nooo

[tribal rampart]

No?

[autumn iris]

Oh

[tribal rampart]

How long??

[autumn iris]

It stops it?

[tardy geode]

i gotta get a paid 40 hour gig by march

until then i don't lose days

[tribal rampart]

Otherwise? ……..

[tardy geode]

i will lose days

[autumn iris]

oh

[tardy geode]

yea

[tribal rampart]

Can you tell me why that is the case

[autumn iris]

3months is pretty long

[tribal rampart]

Cause if I remember correctly, you graduated in May - OPT would’ve come by June or July

[tardy geode]

i will file for STEM OPT between Mar - May

for that i need a paid 40 hour gig

even to file it

so gotta find something by march

[tribal rampart]

Is that a rule

[tardy geode]

yea

[tribal rampart]

Interesting I didn’t know

Lotta pressure then

[tardy geode]

[tribal rampart]

Kinda tight

[tardy geode]

pressure makes a person stronger

fk it , i will face it

but yeah sometimes the anxiety kicks in

[tribal rampart]

Yeah I was under pressure this semester, almost failed a course

And one job offer rescinded

Other no return offer

[tardy geode]

well its okay to have 3 offers and 1 get rescinded

and why was the rescind

[tribal rampart]

A company in the Bay Area that got acquired

By another company

[tardy geode]

yeah i think he talkin about that

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-gif-19808527

why delete wtf

it was just friendly banter

noo

dw they will get back to you

with

an OFFFER

Unlimited PTO is the biggest scam

[tribal rampart]

Depends on company to company

[tardy geode]

at walmart its a scam

your manager wouldn't give 2 shits about it

[autumn iris]

[tardy geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133094684772810812.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[autumn iris]

At my graduating ceremony

[tardy geode]

congrats

[tribal rampart]

You’ll hear back mid January

[autumn iris]

[tribal rampart]

Where are you working now

[tardy geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883123128379789323.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[autumn iris]

[tardy geode]

make some vaccine to get rizz

[autumn iris]

forever stuck doing research

[tardy geode]

bro is being humble

[autumn iris]

gunna get rejected

[tardy geode]

i have phd in rizzology

[autumn iris]

I feel stupid to get a phd

They barely accept anyone

I have to hope he accepts me

[vital meteor]

ill accept you

[grizzled bronze]

that's good, once they're back you'll hear from them

[brave forge]

nice

[tardy geode]

accept me andy jassy , give me sde2

and 100k sign on

pls

and 500k TC

and a 911 gt3 rs

if possible

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-cat-cat-smile-smiling-cat-fake-smile-cat-gif-12989388

[vital meteor]

Warehouse and depression is best I can do

[tardy geode]

[misty pilot]

Hey, do we think we can still apply to new grad roles? Like for Microsoft?

[mystic vine]

Would you guys accept a SWE job that pays minimum wage? 😂

[autumn iris]

Yes

[forest scarab]

NGMI 😭

[autumn iris]

[autumn iris]

U survive for a yr and hop jobs with experience

[heavy trout]

just marry a greencard holder

[violet topaz]

i thought so

but idk

[gleaming trellis]

You working at a warehouse?

[misty pilot]

I am working mCdonalds

[gleaming trellis]

Are u serious?

[misty pilot]

Yep

[gleaming trellis]

what role in McDonald’s?

[misty pilot]

Does not contain the word, software or developer

That's the only thing I am telling you lol

[gleaming trellis]

Manager?

[mystic vine]

Just do doordash or uber, still decent money

[misty pilot]

TC does not exceed 40k

[mystic vine]

or a server job

[misty pilot]

I hate driving

[mystic vine]

I work at dominos as a delivery driver making on average $25 an hour

[rain patio]

A bag is a bag

[paper basalt]

I used to deliver dominos, the shifts would fly by

Free food is also a fairly substantial perk

[pulsar mural]

:pepepizza:

[tardy geode]

secure the bag alert

https://tenor.com/view/secure-the-bag-gif-10836543

[brave forge]

it's pizza though, that gets tired fast

theres not even any nutrition lmao

[paper basalt]

eh it was pretty good, when youre broke and hungry youll eat pizza every fuckin day

[brave forge]

ok

[rain patio]

Bruh pizza is a nutritionally complete food if you make it right 😭

[paper basalt]

i was a big fan of the pacific veggie dominos had, had feta cheese, ton of veggies

[urban flicker]

I work at Best Buy part time and next week is Boxing Day

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[brave forge]

just box the customers

[urban flicker]

Might as well, better relief than getting a solution right on leetcode

[brave forge]

retail makes me hate americans i will never work it again after my short stint in high school

[urban flicker]

It’s the worst honestly, but bills are bills

Till I get a good full time

[urban flicker]

Where’d you work tho ?

[brave forge]

at a musuem gift shop

[urban flicker]

Oh damn yeah man if feel you

How’s the search going ?

[brave forge]

Paused atm, I’m starting from next month. Need to grind out my last two courses to graduate

[urban flicker]

Good luck with that man! When are you graduating? 2024 ?

[brave forge]

ya may 24

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[violet topaz]

what does NGMI mean

🧍‍♀️

[tribal rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[autumn iris]

[tardy geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/944347100706136164.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[tribal rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/944347100706136164.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[chilly burrow]

Crazy that they're paying linkedin more money to promote the job than the actual employee 💀

[rustic glacier]

wild times we live in

[fallen fox]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EngineeringResumes/s/J2uyK5gfKf

[brave forge]

is you're reddit account oklol?

[tardy geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI4mzl9zAQ8&ab_channel=Nedreich

[brave forge]

Why gta look like Roblox

[fallen fox]

dont look at my post history 💀💀

[tardy geode]

thats the first thing i did

https://tenor.com/view/rakeitoop-rokeitup-dj-khaled-surf-gif-21792750

omw to 2026

[autumn iris]

need my prof to take me

[edgy sentinel]

Oh that’s who I am competing with

[tribal rampart]

We shouldn’t be wasting time gaming

[tribal rampart]

Georgia tech?

[tardy geode]

ok

[autumn iris]

take me in for phd

[grim ore]

how is your tinnitus

[fallen fox]

dont make me delete my cringe comments 💀

[tribal rampart]

Good luck

Anybody here get Microsoft OA yet?

[wet jacinth]

Do you guys think May 2023 grads will get ng OA?

Msft

[tribal rampart]

No they should not

[wet jacinth]

[tribal rampart]

https://youtu.be/6cS4tSg6RDY?si=jWGvbz4zaBWlSddt

[rain patio]

did you graduate darkrai?

[tribal rampart]

Yes, the course I was gonna fail, I got an A in that so I’m safe

[rain patio]

What have you been up to in the meantime?

[tribal rampart]

i just graduated 2 days ago, took 1 day break now doing LC

[rain patio]

I’ll probably do the same, my official last day is on Tuesday

[tribal rampart]

gg

[rain patio]

Might work on a project or something to kill time for now

[violet topaz]

is anyones tiktok application still in resume screening

[forest umbra]

Mine got past screening last week

Did my OA first week of November

[pine topaz]

guys its acutaly over

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/18kx0fn/while_other_kids_play_with_toys_this_one_plays/

this field is OVERSATURATED

why is toddler letccoding 💀

[tribal rampart]

Is a good thing

Will stop new folks from coming in

https://youtube.com/shorts/kgZDxJVprD8?si=YfEZDaI9JmwXtuqe

2.73 s rubik cube solve by 9 year old

[vital meteor]

we are obsolete

[tardy geode]

but can he reverse a linkedlist in 2.73s?

[tribal rampart]

Bros a codeforces 1800

[tardy geode]

you forgot the dot between 8 and 0

[tribal rampart]

https://codeforces.com/profile/MemS

Grandmaster in high school 💀

[tardy geode]

i feel sad for him

you are spending your childhood LC'ing

[tribal rampart]

I mean, what if they enjoy it

Just because you don’t

[tardy geode]

nobody enjoys it

yeah lol

thats diff than LCing man

[rain patio]

The cope in this video is wild https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLk-oKBUju4

[tribal rampart]

https://leetcode.com/yeetcode_dot_io_LC_tutorials/

[tribal rampart]

Bro started LC this May 💀

Business major

[tardy geode]

still won't go to amazon

[tribal rampart]

Amazon was good

Amazing work life balance for me

But no return offer

[rain patio]

cuz you gotta start young if you wanna get in CS in...2045? Oh man i don't even want to know how bad competition is in 2045 lol

[pine topaz]

there will be world war 3 in 2045

there is no leetcode

[rain patio]

sooner than that for sure lol

my money is on 2026

gpt and chill 🔥

[pine topaz]

my prediction is climate chagne worsens and because of that world war 3 starts

[rain patio]

He dropped another banger

[pine topaz]

gpt and chjll 🔥

[vital meteor]

Bro changed his nick for this server

[rain patio]

my prediction is trump wins, we get a civil war because he;s basically Adolf 2.0, china and russia take over europe while they try to help us fight our civil war, then we get WW3

[brave forge]

where is the bunnies in this scenario?

[rain patio]

ded

[pine topaz]

u guys had him and theres no civil war

[brave forge]

americans when fat orange man asks to vote for them:
🤡

[pine topaz]

that aint gonna hapen

[rain patio]

yeah but that's because we didn't know how bad he was

[pine topaz]

u guys ro too busy eating mcdons for a civil war

a civil war will never hapen

[brave forge]

ya most americans cant even make it to walmart without passing out from exhaustion

then they buy their sugar-infused foods

[rain patio]

even tomato sauce has sugar 😭

and beans!!!

they add sugar to canned beans!!!

like bruh what

[brave forge]

ok tomato sauce needs sugar because it is too acidic

[rain patio]

nooooo

i like acidic tomato sauce

[pine topaz]

you guys think big tech and big pharma ruined ur life, but big food got u all to become complacment chinchilas to never start a civil war

[brave forge]

if u think america is bad, look at mexico. They drink sugar coke for water, and they eat high calory food and everyone their looks like an inflated aired up human and can barely fight back against the endless gangs that take all their wealth

[tribal rampart]

@rain patio are you from Georgia tech?

[pine topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-humans-lazy-eve-disney-gif-5471514

[tribal rampart]

Can interns get pipped?

[tardy geode]

bro changed his name , before this it was something desai

[grizzled bronze]

they just don't get a return offer

[tribal rampart]

Then why mention pip in video

[grim ore]

@fallen fox

[steep cove]

[cloud zinc]

https://youtu.be/JwPqdH7TGjQ?si=-vJgOYp0i8YLoXQC

[rain patio]

lmao isn't the onion all satire

[tribal rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[violet topaz]

oh

welp time to go back to school

[rain patio]

waz

[tardy geode]

[autumn iris]

welcome to the club

[tardy geode]

[autumn iris]

[tardy geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/944347100706136164.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

new week new rejections

[vital meteor]

PhD?

[tardy geode]

phd in rizzology

why tf recruiters working at this time

[tardy geode]

[brave forge]

Nice

Good job

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/chillchat-chill-nft-anime-alien-gif-25980157

[hot fjord]

Not gonna make it

[tribal rampart]

Yeah this channel about to be archived soon

[autumn iris]

when was the channel made

jan 2023?

[bold pier]

Hello my archived friends

[autumn iris]

arent u employed

[bold pier]

Yes but I'm still a 2023 grad 🫡

[autumn iris]

[brave forge]

Damn I feel like we archived 2022 just yesterday, and now it’s 2023

Tomorrow it will be 2024

Then 2030

[elfin flint]

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-holland-spiderman-spiderman-thanos-snap-swtsoob-gif-22157816

[vapid oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-goodbye-bye-bye-bye-im-done-sorry-gif-17148570

Well everyone it’s been a pleasure.

[elfin flint]

You guys think this is enough?

[polar grail]

50 feet might be a bit to long

u got do some math

look for good spot to tie up first

[elfin flint]

25 feet ?

[polar grail]

then estimate the height

[elfin flint]

To hang myself

[burnt orchid]

The Archive is coming

[bold pier]

Is this material sustainable?

[elfin flint]

I see they have good reviews

[bold pier]

Yeah but not a corpse with a non-decomposable rope

[tardy geode]

[blazing flame]

just cuz you're roping doesn't mean u can't splurge

get a softer material

[elfin flint]

Softer less pain ?

[blazing flame]

no need to suffe any more than u already have

no need for rope burn

[tardy geode]

get a rgb one

rgb more fancy

[rain patio]

Get candycane colors to get into the christmas spirit

Or just use a giant candycane?

[elfin flint]

Damn I applied at 10 am and they rejected at 12:30 pm

[pine topaz]

why are you guys obssesed with rope when there's other painless ways

[heavy trout]

seppaku

https://tenor.com/view/1416-gif-25841482

[pine topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-the-train-tank-engine-gif-27243617

[brave forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[pine topaz]

stop it with the anime spoilers

first it was @rain patio spoilign AoT

now its u??

@slate bobcat back me up lil bro

idk either i just want to have beef with you

[tardy geode]

i drive

[autumn iris]

jpmc been done for a while

[vital meteor]

There's no next szn for us

[rain patio]

Yeah we're gonna be too busy fighting in the next american civil war in late 2024 or early 2025

[tardy geode]

@jagged ravine

in this market you need sigma hire

jokes aside , no one can say

if someone gets all strong hire , then you are out ig

this is wild

[tribal rampart]

2023 grads are expired goods basically

Tough life

[forest scarab]

ngmi

ropepito forgot today

[wary hawk]

nah lots of companies dont care, if the market improves and the 2023 grads continue to improve their skills and resume(freelance/open souce etc) they can get hired.

[tardy geode]

@rain patio

bro

[vital meteor]

Is that his guess or interviewers actually gave him feedback?

[tardy geode]

where is my warehouse and depression jassy

[vital meteor]

hc filled, wait for next season

[tribal rampart]

No ifs and buts at the moment

[tardy geode]

[tribal rampart]

Facts is what matters

[rustic glacier]

You shouldnt expect any replies or interviews until the new year

no point in stressing

[wary hawk]

facts are people are getting hired every day

[rustic glacier]

enjoy ur winter break

[tardy geode]

this tbh

[wary hawk]

I have an interview tomorow, and I'm stressing cause I'm gonna fail 99% likely and its high paying lol

[tardy geode]

good luck brother

[tribal rampart]

True, but specifically for NG roles 2023 grads are out of contention

[tribal rampart]

What’s the TC?

[wary hawk]

there arent many NG roles anyways

[wary hawk]

50/hr

random small company in midwest doing .NET

[tribal rampart]

Is it an internship? That’s intern salary

[wary hawk]

its a mid level role lol

[tribal rampart]

Oh damn

[wary hawk]

2-5 YOE needed, I have about 2

graduating soon

[tribal rampart]

They’re underpaying you

[ripe frigate]

they are able to underpay in this market

[tribal rampart]

55$/hr is intern salary bro

[wary hawk]

but am broke and jobless so I'll take anything over 30/hr

[tribal rampart]

🥲

[tribal rampart]

Okay this is fair

[wary hawk]

and job hop after a few months if I get a better offer

[vital meteor]

companies don't usually count internship in YOE

[wary hawk]

true, I got lucky and got a fulltime role during peak hiring

[tribal rampart]

Wyoming?

[wary hawk]

no inyerview needed besides a short chat with the CTO after a referral lol

[wary hawk]

thats more west than midwest

wisconsin

[tribal rampart]

@modest rampart

[forest scarab]

NGMI NGMI NGMI

[tribal rampart]

Did you break up yet?

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[forest scarab]

what happens to us if this channel gets deleted

[tribal rampart]

Is that why the breakdown

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-endgame-avengers-gone-ashes-gif-14019029

this

[tribal rampart]

Ouch

[forest scarab]

apparently its not confirmed yet. seems to be leading towards it tho

[rustic glacier]

Bruh wut, this is the same thing that happened with me

[modest rampart]

Ayy congrats

Uw madison?

[tribal rampart]

They way you say it, almost feels like a recruiter reply

[rustic glacier]

And i used to live in wisconsin

[wary hawk]

yea and it paid $80 an hour lmao

[rustic glacier]

and i also work in .net

but i dont get 80/hr...

[forest scarab]

gf keeps on making excuses and never takes responsibility

[wary hawk]

I was working from Thailand making 80/hr at a chill job, now I am broke and unemployed in cold wisconsin lmao

so your doing better than me haha

[tribal rampart]

Where is the gf from? Ethnicity?

[rustic glacier]

where in wisco

[tribal rampart]

Focus on LC

[wary hawk]

Madison

[rustic glacier]

ah

u know st croix falls?

[wary hawk]

best city besides maybe Milwaukee lol

yea a little

[rustic glacier]

hehe that was my hometwon

hometwon

[modest rampart]

Nice, I study there too

[rustic glacier]

now in toronto canada lol

[forest scarab]

why lol

[wary hawk]

I study at a shit online school, grew up in Madison

[modest rampart]

Yeah very pretty city

[wary hawk]

I often spend less than 4 hours a week on my CS classes combines lol

[tribal rampart]

Curiosity

[modest rampart]

Though the snow is late this year

[forest scarab]

i dont think my relationship is salvageable

any 23 graduate who is unemployed and still looking for jobs ?

[tribal rampart]

@tardy geode

[tardy geode]

bro tagging me as if i am the only 23 grad unemployed

[tribal rampart]

No no, first person to come in mind

I’m sure there are others

Hope WAGMI

[forest scarab]

dm

[tribal rampart]

Are you international

[forest scarab]

no

doomed

[tribal rampart]

I’ve an interview tomorrow but I’m panicking ugh

🤞

[tardy geode]

chil chill

[tardy geode]

YGMI

[forest scarab]

IM NGMI

[tribal rampart]

What’s Y

[patent flame]

You’re

[vital meteor]

yahkuna

[forest scarab]

NGMI NGMI

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

You'r'e'n't'd've*

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bike-accident-crash-gif-25336418

[plain bronze]

Happy to see less people on here sad about not getting an interview. I think this means majority were able to find employment, I hope ☺️👏 yay

[forest scarab]

not me 😦

[tribal wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/job-gif-5013883

[pine topaz]

You miss the rope gifs this morning

[fallen fox]

nah i bet a few of us roped

[tacit oak]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[plain bronze]

What does roped mean?

And NGMI?

[main hearth]

Is there any free ats available ?

[tardy geode]

[unreal rampart]

Had less time to doom since I had to pick up a minimum wage job

[versed crane]

Yeah are there any ats sites available?

I don't think resume worded is exactly ats

[grizzled bronze]

roped = jump roping
NGMI means Nurturing Growth, Maximizing Impact

[heavy trout]

ngmi means bum better start learning chinese

https://tenor.com/view/memphis-grizzlies-dillon-brooks-grizzlies-lets-go-grizzlies-grizzlies-win-gif-27335646

ni hao

[versed crane]

Bing chilling

[bold pier]

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bing-gif-25601964

[tardy geode]

[analog oyster]

FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[pulsar mural]

hi

[bold pier]

hi

[analog oyster]

hi

[elfin flint]

hello

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[elfin flint]

are they paying go coins ?

[tardy geode]

hello thomas

choo choo mf

thomas need no rail tracks

bro be gliding

@fallen fox someone from conduent called me and asked for my ssn

💀💀💀

[tribal rampart]

Did you give it

[fallen fox]

[tardy geode]

ofc not

[tardy geode]

yeah

[tribal rampart]

Why not, wasn’t it asked by a reputed company

[tardy geode]

yeah conduent is what Sam Altman founded before Open AI

[brave forge]

how do u even have an ssn

[tardy geode]

you think only citizens get SSN ?

[jolly leaf]

anyone got meta hr reachout lately?

[tardy geode]

first of all stop showing the finger

this

[jolly leaf]

This is the god I am worshiping

[tardy geode]

oh well , fair enough

[tardy geode]

someone yesterday posted about them getting feedback from meta after a final

[tribal rampart]

Who is Sam Altman

[tardy geode]

janitor at open ai

Founding Janitor at Open AI

[tribal rampart]

Ah I see

Why would I know about a janitor

[tardy geode]

@jolly leaf

also @bold ether you were asking for yourself , now i see you edited it as "asking for a friend"

[rain patio]

Lesser known cousin of Sam Bankman Freid

Probably going to go to prison after the news gets out that ChatGPT is just a bunch of kids in his basement who answer questions and stuff

[jolly leaf]

hahaha

[cloud zinc]

does that mean writing prompts is akin to babysitting? wheres my $20 bucks an hour?

[jolly leaf]

hey guys. I pushed my meta oa to two weeks later, will this have a negative impact on me?

It is holiday break right

[tribal rampart]

Who is this bankman

[rain patio]

Some guy who founded a cryptocurrency exchange business called FTX. A ton of people invested in his company because they thought he was making people tons of money and they wanted to join in in the fun. I think he lied about his financial info and also hid a bunch of crypto in some kind of offshore account that no one can find. He's definitely going to jail for decades or maybe even the rest of his life...but if he gets out he's gonna have a ton of money he can use to disappear

Funny how you can straight up murder someone and get 5 yeara of jail, but the guy who made rich people lose tons of money is probably never getting out of prison

[polar grail]

he basically definition of fake it till you make it

[hardy relic]

how realistic is first job 110k remote (unicorn) -> FAANG pipeline? i believe i have the lc skills but really just lacking experience to land interviews since i didnt give much attention to internships during college. im thinking of taking this offer but afraid a "low paying" first job will make getting a high paying second job harder

thats why i put quotes. im speaking in relative terms

im living in nyc w my parents rn so i dont worry about hcol that much but 110k in nyc for swe is considered low

[patent flame]

U are bugging

[polar grail]

remote + 110K offer and you got it lacking internship experience sound like my type of dream job

i mean tax it nyc is on higher end...,but ur living with ur parents

so...

dosent really matter

[patent flame]

• no office transportation costs

[hardy relic]

right but objectively speaking, my goal is way higher TC. i am afraid of the consequences of job hopping in whats potentially a few months time if i happen to land a job in the coming months (as hiring is going to be active again).

[patent flame]

Even if it’s not a crazy cost

[hardy relic]

its a bad look on taking a job and hopping a few months later, but is it really as bad as people make it seem? or if my goal is higher tc, would u guys even consider taking the risker route of not taking the offer for this goal

wouldnt it show up in background checks as im paying taxes

[muted kindle]

I have a feeling: a lot of big companies that had hiring freeze will reopen new grad hiring

[hardy relic]

really?

[muted kindle]

FAANG and those stuff

there are people reaching out

[hardy relic]

so i could just continue applying without updating my resume of this new job when i start and the company im applying to wont find out

o shit

[polar grail]

^

[polar grail]

u might burn a bridge

to company u just hopped off on

but who cares

[hardy relic]

i wouldnt care about that

my biggest concern was just getting an interview and the company deciding to cancel it bc they found out im a job hopper

[muted kindle]

No one would say that in this market

[polar grail]

the only thing u should be concern about is that are u actually getting experience you want from the job and helping grow the career u want

[muted kindle]

Countless experienced people got laid off bc company administration sucks

[patent flame]

This

[brave forge]

just wondering what kinda interview process did u go through and how much prep did u do? how do people even find these jobs right out of uni

[hardy relic]

i found it on linkedin. it wasnt in the github repo. interview process was 1 hour (30 min behavioral + 30 min tech) followed by 3 hour final (four 45 minute rounds)

i have 250lc

[brave forge]

what questions did they go through? just leetcode stuff you knew? guess that's reasonable ive been through interview loops like that i just suck and get rejected

[hardy relic]

the tech was typical leetcode. i did have a 45 min system design round which i prepped through one of my brothers friends who works at faang

glassdoor shared that everyone was asked to design venmo specifically, so i just focused on that and that was what i got

[brave forge]

well

that's great stuff

my interview i knew the leetcode question they would ask off glassdoor but i overcomplicated the shit out of it because i thought they were Java only but they didnt care and i tried to cram learn java in 3 days and wasted my time

also the system design wiped me because i have no clue about that

[hardy relic]

i only got like 2 interviews off companies posted in the github repo, with most of my interviews being jobs i find on linkedin. since i dont have much internship experience, im guessing linkedin jobs are prob a better bet for me

[brave forge]

ya. im a may 24 grad so guess ill just keep that in mind while i job search and try and better prep off glassdoor next time i land an interview somewhere

[patent flame]

Jobs january incoming

[polar grail]

[patent flame]

😭

[hardy relic]

ZZZzzz

i just recognized ur profile picture. i had a class with u lol

[brave forge]

wow

@polar grail been real quiet since this dropped

[patent flame]

Real question. Are august 2023 grads cooked

[brave forge]

hmm

[patent flame]

In terms of job searching

[hardy relic]

im may 2023 grad so not jover ig

[brave forge]

why would they be it havent even been 1 year

[patent flame]

Idk bro my experience has been weird to say the least

[brave forge]

ya

what was your experience yams

[patent flame]

Some consider me too old, others not. Very random

[brave forge]

too old? how old are you

[patent flame]

Too old as in my grad year is considered class of 2023 but it doesn’t feel that way

[brave forge]

i dont see how 6 months post grad would be old

[patent flame]

That’s what I’m sayin

[brave forge]

they usually give you one year

[patent flame]

Maybe I’m overthinking idk

[polar grail]

[brave forge]

probably misallocating why you got rejected

unless they specifically asked you "why dont u have a job yet"

[past hound]

I graduated in may with 0 swe internships, and I got a swe offer (which I accepted) 5 months after graduation.

[patent flame]

W

[past hound]

I just never gave up

[patent flame]

Yea maybe they just said this kid ass fr

[brave forge]

personally i want to job search harder once i graduate. idk how people balance school + job search + leetcode

i guess they job search over the summer break i just never have that

[patent flame]

Fr bruh. It’s so much easier after grad

[patent flame]

I have an offer but it’s so far from home and idk anyone in the state

[past hound]

I am remote

[patent flame]

W

[brave forge]

i am thinking of job searching far from my state tho

my state of missouri sort of sucks. there are jobs sometimes but its always "low pay" and they are rare to begin with

[patent flame]

Go for it

[brave forge]

was it easier landing a random job when u started searching nation wide

[patent flame]

I agree

[past hound]

I was searching nation wide, ended up not needing to move at all.

Still plan to move at some point after getting some experience. My area is terrible for tech.

[patent flame]

Just realized I read this wrong. I’m on no sleep. It’s easier nationwide

I just want to get out of this place so bad but part of me feels like I’m rushing it

[brave forge]

na you should get used to moving to new places. it is how u grow your career the fastest

[patent flame]

Yea. Might as well while I’m young

Before my parents get too old

[past hound]

End goal for me is probably a tech hub like nyc or bay area or seattle.

[brave forge]

same

living in these low income states just isn't worth it

[past hound]

I am going to stay in my current area because the cost of living is dirt cheap and I am making six figures while remote, but once I get some years of experience, for sure going to try to see if I can move. I live in a state (NY) with a tech hub (nyc), but I live no where near it, so the tech jobs here are terrible.

[brave forge]

ya your in a lucky spot

all the devs that live in MO are remote also

[tardy geode]

move to austin , irving , dallas ... these are becoming tech hubs

[brave forge]

they live in a big mansion and work remote for big tech making soo much compared to avg income here

[brave forge]

austin and dallas are the same place lmao

[past hound]

Not moving to Texas.

[brave forge]

also texas is just meh i lived there once i just dont think it's it.

[tardy geode]

its cheap apart from the rent ig

and you can fly to either of the coast any time

i mean flights are cheap since its in the middle

[brave forge]

ya texas is such a mix. You got strong mexican american influence, lots of very conservative people, huge sprawling concrete urban areas, and just idk. lots of stuff that doesnt make it really appealing

[past hound]

My issues are more "politicial".

[tardy geode]

i c

[brave forge]

hes a tran

[patent flame]

I’m moving to Dallas

I’ve heard Austin is becoming a tech hub

[tardy geode]

yea

people live in plano or some areas and travel to dallas for work

[patent flame]

Ik a guy at jpmc that does that

I think he’s vp or something

[tardy geode]

people live in dallas and travel to austin for work coz austin becoming expensive

[tardy geode]

oh i see

Boston is nice but then boston rent is through the roof

shit apartments and high rents

[patent flame]

Yea

[brave forge]

i dont mind rent while im single and young, u can always find a room mate or somewhere small to stay

not that ive ever tried it but

[tardy geode]

my friend stays in Kansas city , pays like 900 for a studio

[autumn iris]

im off the job hunt

[brave forge]

i pay 1600/mo right now for a 3 bedroom house with a garage, basement, and back/front yard in KC split between 3 people so about 800 for me

[past hound]

Rent is less than 1k here

[autumn iris]

[brave forge]

kansas city is a great place but i cant land a fking job at the local companies

my internship here ended with me banned from the company lol

and theres only so many software companies in this city, you can easily count them probably under 20

[vital meteor]

Did you grad

[grim ore]

how tf do you get a banned from a company

[autumn iris]

yeah

[brave forge]

i just mean i got rejected for return offer with a poor review from my manager

they would obviously never want to see my application there again

[autumn iris]

talked with prof, basically pathing toward phd now

so 1yr of research

[brave forge]

what did u major in again like data science?

[autumn iris]

bioinformatics

but i would be doing a phd in machine learning

[analog oyster]

benchling hit u up yet

[brave forge]

bruh what how do u even find these weird ass degrees

[autumn iris]

its literally the oldest type of degre

wtf u on about

[brave forge]

what is wrong with "computer science" like normal person

[autumn iris]

oh

[analog oyster]

bioinformatics is cool u trippin

[autumn iris]

its becaue i did bachelors in biomedical science, so bioinformatics made sense to me

its literally data science in bio

[brave forge]

why dont u land a bio informatics job then

[analog oyster]

oh u went that route

[autumn iris]

no

[brave forge]

why didnt u just apply to med school wtf

[autumn iris]

fk that

[brave forge]

u could have been doctor making 300k-500k first year

[autumn iris]

doing a phd so i can be an applied scientist

[analog oyster]

i was also bio in undergrad btw

biochem particularly

[autumn iris]

its so hard to get into med school nowadays

[brave forge]

phd is the only smart move

[autumn iris]

also fk that

[brave forge]

[analog oyster]

i went comp eng cause i just didnt want to learn about assays for the 30th time

[autumn iris]

^

also pay sucks

[brave forge]

so u get a useless degree instead of just getting a computer science degree u can get a job with?

then why doesnt he get a job with the useful bioinformatics degree

[analog oyster]

deadass ?

what do you do

in particular

[autumn iris]

idk theres a ton of reasons

job market sucks, also if i can get into a phd in ML

then i'd do it

its so hard to get accepted nowadays

[brave forge]

after phd in ML cant u work at nvidia

[autumn iris]

u can work everywhere

[analog oyster]

Ong?

[mystic pollen]

i was in bioinformatics/neurotech (not major, just career path) and it's a tough road to go

[brave forge]

@autumn iris why dont u apply here with bio informatics

[analog oyster]

I feel like the bio side is easier to pick up than the informatics side tho

U will prob be okay

[autumn iris]

working is bad

also it really depends on ur situation

[brave forge]

do they pay u well for research?

[autumn iris]

i dont have any loans/debt

[brave forge]

ya ive heard that from every bio major

[autumn iris]

so many people

are trying to do bioinformatics now

[brave forge]

65k after debt is so bad

[autumn iris]

I was talking with our admissions and they took in way too many people

[brave forge]

u could of been a truck driver making 100k out of training