#2023_grads
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Hey guys,
has anyone recently given the codility test for Microsoft Ireland ?
How soon after the palantir onsite did you guys hear back?
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How are people getting palantir callbacks, my recruiter last season got laid off 
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Are you doing ok?
WAGMI

this is the right mentality
how do you do my senpai? First time posting here as a 24 grad
bruh 
bro started a movement , gotta respect @rain patio

istg rn the world be like aot
the colossal titan was the recession
constantly complaining "ngmi
" wont get anyone anywhere
I just want all jobs to be automated by AI so we can spend our lives persuing creative stuff or having fun
I wanna start my own rabbit farm 😭
I want an army Flemish rabbits like this one
Anyone ever apply to same job with different email? I can get referral now for Bloomberg but was rejected from application with different email.
they can track - eg: workday uses your first initial + last name, phone number, address etc.
ah, for sure. thanks
you can always use a different email, shortened last name and a different number from google voice 
someone here applied to bloomberg a dozen times with different emails and got rejected each time

least desperate cs major
Never eat crab salad from the grocery store
I've had food poisoning for the past 2 days
Probably used the toilet more in the past 2 days than I normally do in a week
It hurts 😭
Has anyone interviewed for Keysight? I have an interview next week and wanted to know what it's gonna be like.
its definitely a hard process
im just waiting for the legal name change to go through then applying again 
Bro this is why a lot of job applications ask for your social security number
didn’t you do that and the recruiter called you out on it 
are you applying to big companies?
everywhere
wat do i do if its almost a yr of postgrad
not many
how many jobs did u apply in a year
idk im more curious wat people r doing in that time
graduating next week 

is there still hope 😭
fiserv rejected me again, friendship ended with fiserv
because of that I refuse to use zelle anymore
cus fiserv created and maintains zelle
Nope hbu?
one day
Rejection or did you move on
move on
good man
Dang that sucks. I wonder why. I passed all testcases
yeah and then since we will have no jobs we wont have any money or income

what about universal basic income?
the rich can't stop millions of unemployed people from rioting without deadly force...but then that would lead to a civil war
better to appease the masses by giving them some kind of guaranteed income so they can live
you think boomers will agree to this?
and where does the money come from if there are no taxes collected on people's income
NGMI NGMI
easy...we tax the ultra rich who are the only ones making money
when AI does every job, only the people who own AI will have money
ah yes surely they will agree to this instead of creating their own tax haven
exactly
no they won't agree, but we outnumber them
what stops them from just all moving to the cayman islands
military/government
yeah and which law lets us just stop people from moving

theres a reason tax havens exist
rich people can't hide forever
there'll be a revolution eventually
it's honestly way past due
yeah, as we fight over scraps against each other whil the rich people laugh from their beach houses in the bahamas or something
until we invade their islands lol
yeah, with what military since the country will be bankrupt
we'll stop them before the country goes bankrupt
this doesnt make any sense if you're a politician
you want to become friends with the rich people, not against the rich people
also again with what law
if they want to take their money and run they have the right to take their money and run
Yeah, but if it's a choice between helping tens or even hundreds of millions of people survive once AI takes their jobs, or just letting them all fend for themselves, I bet politicians would side with the masses
of course theyre gonna let us fend for ourselves
allying with rich people is easier and can lead to more monies
And that will lead to the government being overthrown lol
remember how the vietnam war went? The US army sucks against guerilla tactics, and tons of US citizens have guns
by who
good luck fighting rich people with their robot army clones
the point of AGI is they can replace humans entirely
which means they could program their own armies
maybe, but the level of skill needed to work those jobs will skyrocket
or the amount of people needed for those jobs will be very small, like supervising AI as a job or something
so far we've been able to adapt because change has been slow, but the rate that AI has been advancing could be problematic
yes but we were discussing the theoretical assumption that AI became advanced enough that human labor is no longer needed to run the economy
what will the tens of millions of former restaurant, retail, delivery, etc workers do when AI servers and self driving vehicles replace all their jobs?
I can already see retail and restaurant jobs being automated away. THe hardest part is automating the kitchen, but that's already possible for sure
All stores will just be big warehouses with a small lobby where you order stuff, and then a conveyer belt will bring the goods to the lobby for you after you pay
boom no more need for workers
yeah but that doesn't mean I'm not concerned for other people's well being 😭
I once worked retail...it really sucks
So many people have to work garbage jobs and barely get paid
And then companies brag about record profits smh
Eh i just went up a tier 😭
I'm still a wage slave
if i ever somehow get rich enough to live off my investments, then I'll finally make it out
i really hope it is, but i feel like malicious people could abuse it
I just hope we get the reverse of a terminator scenario where we get god-like AI that wants to help us and is firmly against harming people
people said this for tiktok or instagram too at some point probably
brb announcing my lvl 9 townhouse upgrade
Brb gonna do that for every platinum trophy I get on PlayStation
Happy to announce that I won a $5 Reward coupon from H&M, I would like to thank Bank of America and VISA for their consistent support in helping me waste my money. I would also like to thank my school and university for teaching me jackshit about financial planning.
Retail is worst labor in existence I’d rather work garbage pickup truck then retail
It made me also hate the American public
Nobody tells you that before your a retail loser 
sanitation makes money
like 70k in nyc
or a bit higher
18k liked it WTF
i see
but they get way too many applicants
ik
they deserve better pay for doing sanitation in nyc 
well, they barely do their job anyways lmao
yep
you get benefits(health insurance), pension, a good amount of days off
yeah bc the gov employees will likely be living in the cheaper parts of nyc
Location?
dude
go for it

nepotism ftw
I wish this happens to me too 
India?
you know what's the most frustrating thing about projects on your resume? recruiters want to see a project related to the role, but the time from the role opening to closing is like a week. So you have to have projects prepared in every specialization. Cause you could do an android developer project and then 0 android dev jobs pop up for example
Projects don’t matter
like there are some cool AI roles popping up but I don't have any AI projects and I'm afraid they will close if I take a week to do a project
What matters is if you have done that specific work in an internship before
I requested my interview panel feedback via the GDPR for capital one. I got 2 strong hire and 1 weak hire feedback. The resume feedback was that the internships were good but my projects weren't related to the teams they had openings on
unless they need 3 strong hires I think it was the projects that killed me
We can request feedback?
How does that work
No you aren't supposed to get it and you will probably burn the bridge with the company. But technically if you are located in Europe GDPR requires a company to give you their interview notes. So I just made a request and put the address of a friend who lives in the UK.
I won't do that with any big tech FAANG+ companies that I'm looking at working with long term
yeah but then it gets outdated. Especially AI. I did an AI internship with GPT-2 that the final result was it could kinda talk to you lmao
entirely irrelevant now
Its just that it's hard to explain what I did to non-technical people. If you say you mad a chat bot with GPT-anything, a recruiter will throw it out cause its not impressive anymore now that there are off the shelf api for that
my dumb brain is too righteous to lie in interviews. I guess everyone is exaggerating but I'm so bad at that. I always minimize my accomplishments
the worst part is that I am cracked I'm just so bad at talking when I'm nervous lmao
My current job is such a weird industry it takes like 5 mins to explain the situation for star so they even understand the product
feel like it wastes so much time
anyone know what to expect for a 3+ y.o.e role?
im literally a jobless almost expired new grad
you mean you have no experience and are applying for 3+ YOE?
I have 3 mid level interviews sceduled and plan to do many more in the next month or 2, but havnt done any interview in a while
how many yoe do you have?
1.5 in fulltime role and 2 years of freelance jobs
so I'm not actually mid but only getting those callnacks lol
I'd prefer a more chill junior role, graduating in 2 months
ehh maybe
or junior lol
why? junior is much lower pay
lower expectations
1.5 years of fulltime exp is totally junior. Some companies dont count freelance much
I'll still happily take a junior job lol, but yea I'd prefer mid level, if I fail 20+ mid level interviews I'll take a junior job once I graduate
25
but I'm a senior in college
if that matters
hmm I just dont think 21 or 25 matters that much lol, its very similar imo if all else is the same
hmm maybe some strange startups, but most established companied dont work like that
implying 25 means you are some old man lmao
if your 45 sure that can affect dynamics but 21-25 not so much
have you worked in big companies?
most employees are late 20's or 30's in my experience
its not some elitist club of 21 year olds
I guess it depends, but if your entry level your going to be on a team full of older devs right?
well I never worked at a company that hired large amounts of grads/entry level at once
and I only ever worked remote lol
I guess remote no one cares
I actually want in office 1 day a week just to experience it
idk if that actually provides tangible benefit to the company but if it does than sure I could see it being a big thing, I just never see it personally at the 20+ companies I was at but all were remote. But plenty of companies like hiring older people as they seem more mature or other job experience etc
Its also just that most college grads are going to be around 21-22 so that can make it seem like there is a bias
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Wow that’s a dream
Is it high paying company I feel like those 21 yo devs end up there
That’s winding to be me next year I’m just turning 21 and graduating can’t wait to be the youngest dev at the office 
🎰
NGMI
i cant find a job 😭
I struggled to find a job, too. But don't give up! The bar has risen a lot since the pandemic, but it's not impossible. Keep on trying, and make sure to apply to local businesses as well as non local. I guess this is anecdotal evidence, but I've had much more success applying locally due to way less competition.
My first job out of college was at a buffet 💀
After a few months of that, I got a job in tech support....and then after another few months I got an interview at a local company for a software engineer position and made through all the rounds
It is a cold day in hell when big chungus is posted on cscareers.dev
where do u find local companies
Use google maps to find businesses near you, then see if they have a website. If they have a job portal on their website, apply there. If they don't have a job portal, look up "X company jobs" and see if they posted jobs somewhere online. If nothing shows up, they probably aren't hiring, but you can still email them just to be sure
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What happens if you fail final semester
Is a 4.0, but I’m gonna get a D in one course
I was doing interviews before mid term 
good news about failing final semester is that you no longer failed final semester because you’ll need another semester
Anyone got response from Cisco after interview? I did mine 8 business days ago and waiting on decision
Thank you sm for posting this
is there a tiktok new grad server
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holy shit 💀
im rooting for you 🙏
bro setup a cron job
Its everyday but also before 10AM EST. If it hits 10AM then @fallen fox mentions him
Check in #server-links
i think im about to go thru another breakup......
Are you from ny
no why
im going thru it guys
bad relationship and no job
save me
It gets better
this feels like hell
Sorry bro. I know it hurts now but you gotta keep pushing
thanks
Im smelling another archive
Like this channel?
It'll happen 2024 ish
Like may ish

bro 💀
ropepito has been posting it since 25th july 2023 💀 not a single day missed

we rope for ropepito 🪢

you’re really gonna break @rain patio daily ngmi gif post streak when you archive this channel 
Hopefully @rain patio has made it by then
archive this thread

lmao entry level
did you hear back?
That gotta be a typo
linkedin apparently scrapes/fills in the blank when the company doesnt list the job themselves
better to go on the actual company site to check
did anyone get responses from ibm

I got a email saying that their tryna open new positions
It's been a while since I've applied. How's the job market?
@tardy geode how's it going?
i heard north pole is hiring this time of year
I'm going to India. After more than 2 years. 
im asian i fit right in. have qualified experience in faactories
have fun man. going back home?
yeah, only for a few weeks though
what should i be doing while job searching besides applying/leetcode
should i get a side job, work on projects too?
ye take the time to rest up fam. and when u r back, u will be fresh for another round of job search
Projects
more leetcode
And crying sessions
I got a job in October. 5 mos after graduating.
nvm just me losing my shit
too many fucking rejections and the year is almost over
mental health is negative
try not to kill yo self
i thin kthey r rejecting more around now
i literally got 2 phone calls in 2 days
i think im getting ghosted
thought i would make it before the year ends
ye try not to look at home depot rope section. they doing eoy sale and its really tempting. for me
BUT NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That was me in 2022 😭
damn... we got spring coming. dont give up
year long pent up depression and misery disappeared for a few days
i got palantir VO in early jan
hang in there !!
but im getting worried about hc
GLGL
the anxiety is real... i cant even sleep well at night
this chat brings back the trauma 
haha sameee
it'll get better after the holidays 
now is the time to resume and lcmaxx
would yall do gov job
yea
*GHC 2021
Are you diagnosed with depression?
Gotta bring this energy to my culture fit interview 
I am diagnosed with "Balance of 'It is what it is' has reached 0"
Are the positions that have these weird symbols in the url valid?
It's joever 
congratz!!! i was in ur position 3 weeks ago
“Dying is easy. Not dying is hard” — Proverb
anyone here working at microsoft????
nope I work at macrohard
I work at megalimp
i work at mcdonalds...a fine institution
Very big...very prestigious
Let me tell you something, folks, working at McDonald's, it's tremendous, really tremendous. You've got those golden arches, the best arches, believe me. And the burgers, oh boy, they're fantastic, absolutely fantastic. Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, delicious, the best in the world, nobody does it better than McDonald's, nobody.
The employees, they're great people, really great. Hard workers, tremendous work ethic, let me tell you. And the drive-thru, wow, the speed, incredible speed, lightning-fast service, folks. I've seen it, I've been there, and let me tell you, it's something else. And the fries, can't forget about the fries. Crispy, golden, they're winners, absolute winners. Everyone loves those fries, they're a winner, just like me, a real winner. So, working at McDonald's, it's a winner's job, folks. You're part of a winning team, serving great food to great people. It's a tremendous experience, let me tell you.

Ngmi university
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@rain patio
@rain patio 
he finally got an offer
or...

if @rain patio doesn’t post ngmi by EOD we close the channel
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@rain patio

ropepito got offered instead it seems
@rain patio
@rain patio
Better to do LC instead
who here graduated dec 2022 and is still looking for a full-time swe job
what you been doing since you graduated?
Anyone gone through meta process
yeh, work at meta now / have friends who went thro the process
What’s turnaround time like
Depends, 1-2 weeks
Depends how long it takes to go through committee
fast end / avg prob around a week
slower end maybe 2 weeks
Oh I meant for the entire process
oh
just depends how much u can push them, or how much u want to stretch it
i had a google offer, and could get it done in under a month
i emailed them, took a week to get it scheduled, i went through a phone screen/final round which took another 1.5 weeks, another week for offer
so maybe a month or so at the fastest
on avg maybe 1.5 months to 2.5 months?
cause u got the OA sometimes + phone screening + then final round + then your offer
(OA just depends if u get it or not) some ppl go straight to phone screening
Sometimes after the OA, you can schedule ur phone interview out like 2-3 weeks out, so on
Is phone screen technical?
yea
@rain patio

Anyone that applied to geico received a prescreen questionnaire ?
@rain patio did u get offer 😯
yep. they're probably trying to scoop up some talent before big tech posts jobs in January
Lol is that actually going to happen (big tech posts jobs)
i need job
I think so. Not large numbers, but there is work still needed to be done. I saw meta hiring recruiters in early October and then after they opened the new grad role. Well now I'm seeing an uptick in recruiter roles on linkedin
Companies can only hold out so long on hiring entry level. If they hire no new grads for 3 years, then they will only be able to find people with 4+ years experience
that's expensive
At that point those people will have options. Interest rates won't stay high forever, when they fall demand will return. And companies will find even less experienced devs than before - because they refused to give people experience
LFGOOOOOOOOOO
as an AI language model, I cannot assist with that
Yall i got a job a month ago and its pretty dreadful. In office 5 days a week with 1.5 hour total commute there and back. I can already tell there is no room for growth here and it feels deadend and feel micromanaged. Better than nothing for now and helps me not go fully broke. Oh and pay is abysmal (60k) for hcol. What do i do what are my options
do u think they can offer immediate start dates
Keep working, do lc during spare time/weekends and keep applying
ask for remote?
you can ask for anything
yes
thats the thing. they have the capabilites and stuff to do it but they wont allow anyone including the seniors...
id be fine with this job if it was remote
but its really exhausting
yea but this place is 15 min away but at 8-9am and 4-6pm it takes almost an hour each way lol
not true
hybrid is still
id be good with hybrid
either way this job is just so deadend and super micromanging
okay yea i know that
still my goal is remote and thats what im gonna push for
remote is there dont doom like that
hybrid definitly there
but for software definitly remote is thriving
no its not near dead lol but def not like 2022
depends on the role and org?
cause its not i know plenty of people working remote
theres lots of remote jobs..
anyways
thats my goal i will be searxching for that
remote jobs are way more competitive than non-remote 
What is the derrogatory term for someone who has an app or startup idea, but have no solid background in tech or business AND wants to chase the outcome of a startup blindly
I feel like there is or was a word or phrase for this, with how common the "app boom" was back in the 2010's. But I cannot find it off the tip of my tongue
Draftkings full remote 
how many internships did u guys graduate with
Technically 3
graduating this week and do not feel prepared at all for this job market
Nobody was, especially with the spike in competition
I'm graduating soon and have 0 am I doomed I also have no projects
and my school is not even top 250 USA I think lol
1 but did 2 internships with tha
em
gotta grind, start building real world projects in real world common frameworks. C# .net with asp is a great start and build with sql too so you learn that as well
and connect like crazy
that'll be ur best bet to get a job
network network network
I'm dooming more than usual because I saw a video of a youtube senior dev talking about why companies don't hire junior devs if they are smart, and it made a ton of sense lol I mean I have heard it before but he laid it out well and seems knowledgable about the industry
gotta ignore the next month until janurary. budget for hc is fully filled up and everyone going on vacation no one gonna be interviewing
but plenty of companies do hire juniors for culture/ development reasons not just to make the most money off of a hire as soon as possible
they hire juniors for cheap and trainable labour
but there is a lot less jobs espcially for new grad
why get 0 exp junior when u can get 1-3 yoe junior
I have no internships but I do have about 2 YOE in a fullstack role lol. And yea I have actually been learning C#/.NET Core as it is in high in demand here in my midwest state
not including internships*
yep
brah
thats big chill
I'm a 2 YOE junior applying for entry level/ new grad
nah ur applying for junior roles lol
but I only got callbacks for midlevel jobs so far
oh yea I mean i apply to everything
okay good
500 apps in last 2 weeks
u got it keep grinding. might take 1-4 months but u got it
going to do 500 more this week haha
i applied to 1400 in 2 months
nice
basically 0 interviews and all ghosts lol
I dont do cover letters just spam
me neither
are you .NET focused?
yea
i prefer python
but a job is a job
and .net is job security
got a job through networking too
I'm going to have many .NET interviews in the next few months, if you want I can DM you my detailed notes about the interviews and what they ask me
I have 2 .NET midlevel job interviews sceduled
nice lmk how it goes
i can help if u want i had to prepare mega hard for .net interviews
that would be cool I'll DM you, i'm just starting my prep and planning to fail 10+ interviews for every 1 I pass at this point lol
idk about now but when i got the offer 1.5 years ago it was after january they could
Takes time for background checks, all that, but after a month of accepting the offer i think they can
1400 apps in 2 months and all ghost?
Mostly
I got something today saying they would update in a few weeks
same here
but they sent the same email to me in october so idk
same lol
Anyone know if things get better in January 😅 been getting no replies after hundreds of applications in the last month
yes its jobs january everyone will be getting a job
I had a contract position but it ended. Difficult to get an interview in this economy
Praying for jobs to be plentiful for us new grads the coming year 🙏
Will a company revoke offer if you politely ask for a small salary, stock bump?
Yes
Has anyone interviewed with Cubist systematic recently?
How long was that?
hows your job

just say it’s going

Clap back, “How’s the divorce going?”
"I keep the house, and she keeps the kids. It's a win-win for me!"
have u guys heard back from meta new grad?
many ppl got OAs weeks ago
i wrote this earlier today, but i have a mentee who applied 1.5 to 2 weeks ago, cold emailed today, got a response + oa 1 hour later
someone else i teach, applied when it came out, got a response maybe 3 weeks ago?
but they allowed her to delay the OA till last week
b/c of holidays
so yes it is happening
who did they cold email, rand recruiter from linkedin?
idk not an email i have, they asked a friend they study with who applied earlier
for their poc recruiter
ah i see 
meta recruiter started reaching out to ppl like 3 weeks ago or something to some ppl

i think headcount is full for meta
why do you think that?
cuz auto reject after acing the oa
What role?
i mean they just sent the OA to someone ik today by cold email
so if this is true
that sucks
I just got reached out to with a questionnaire
resume bar is just high this yr
theyve even been rejecting a lot of prev interns
very few if any offers have been handed out yet, theres no way hc is full
no ones made it to phone though
it's cuz the return interns are on the final stage
ive heard of some external ppl scheduling final too
i agree resume bar is high, but it doesn't make sense to get rejected after acing the oa
they prolly scheduled it a while back
im in progress of scheduling first phone after oa. sent my dates but waiting on confirmation.
ik someone who has the phone scheduled - she just got it scheduled two days ago
idk what the heck ur talking about
and not a R.O / previous intern at meta
idk that's just what i heard from my friend who's at meta
it def wrong lol
ignore it if u dont think it's right
fwiw literally nobody at meta has any visibility into early career hiring except recruiters
they must be talking about E3
i can see just checking random posts internally, no one is saying it got shut down or anything for e3 ngs
yeh def... i wouldnt say a ton of ppl making thro for e4
but ik 3 ppl i referred
all of them for e4 loops got interviews
wild they just suddenly start spinning up hiring so aggressively
referrals are closed for interns / new grads this year
it isn't closed in general
wym hc?
yes
tons
idk
ye there are tons of openings for e4+ from churn/turnover alone, experienced hiring isnt nearly as dependent on new hc
Any ideas on what to do if I graduated in aug and job doesn’t start till June
touch grass
oh wait u have like a year

idk u could explore project/startup ideas ur interested in
Valid
Just been doing small projects lately. Might pick up a tutoring job or something slight ig
damn I haven't heard back. On the portal it just says my application has been submitted
where's my google offer
Advent of code
touch grass

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Torture
I’m at 30k subs like he was gotta join a faang soon for the boost
No grass in winter
Thank you, there’s a chance I might get an A in the course I almost failed. Thank you extra credit 🥹
Oooh this reminds me, I made an extension for my previous company I worked at that makes things easier for employees
I forgot to add it in my resume rip
Im thinking of starting LC properly
for how long ?
Hopefully it goes down
big institutions are predicting this is it, rates will continue to fall in 2024
treasury rates, CDs everthing falling
which is good for jobs
would you give up 2% of your interest rate so everyone else can have jobs pls?
^
There’s a 12 month lag between economy and rates 🪢
That’s why 2022 fall was so bad 
I think big tech has anticipated the rates falling and prepared in advance. They have hired tons of recruiters the last 2 months. I think they are prepping to surge hiring in spring
I graduated in the wrong time is it? 🫠
hey, you could be like me who chose to take a gap year during covid, this moving my graduation from 2022 (best tech market in history) to 2023 (worst tech market since 2001)
may 2023 was the worst time
dec 2022 still slipped with some jobs in jan 2023-feb 2023
Is now so bad? It’s kinda good for graduates now though
December 23
why do you think that? job numbers are still dramatically lower than before, even if they are slowly recovering
Ah i see, interview call rate was about the same as 2022 (better than May) which is why
Gonna go on hinge dates now 
They are doing more interviews for a few number of roles. Mid tier companies know there are employees who they usually couldn't get because they would go to Google, etc. Its relatively cheaper to hold 3x as many interviews, if they can find these people and retain them
Google never calls me
what hapened to you, that you were so good? lol
lebum is goated he’s like ex-google databricks lol

Even if it’s easy I struggle with interviews lol
you have like 2 great offers why are you still interviewing my dude sign an offer and go touch grass
imagine wasting away your time doing rando interviews when you have a >200k offer already
;-;
still not good enough for "New York City Charter Schools - Computer Science Educator" in this market 🥱
Meta and Salesforce pending
Why not do them
what offers do you have rn
there’s no way you’re gonna get a response before your other deadline s
Yeah I’m gonna quit interviewing after 20th
he has servicenow swe2 and draftkings and man is larping with the unemployed bums
I had 6 offers in 2022 during internship and managed to pick the ones that did not give return offer 
Which is why I’m kinda scared
Of making wrong choices
amazon robotics still hasn’t rejected you lol and an internship is different from having real full time offers
servicenow 🤮 draftkings 🤮 I wouldn't bring those companies home to my mother
shoot for FAANG or die trying
prestige or homeless
that's what my father always said
Thanks for the motivation
(i'm just joking to be clear, I work at similar tier company)
lol
you should probably accept one of them assuming the start date is in June, then if you get Meta just back out of the original offer
^
offer letters are not binding and companies just showed in 2023 they would drop people when it's convinient for them
😢
nah the real goat is @fallen fox
I don’t operate that way
I don’t go back on my decision
So many companies screwed people. You should have integrity in your personal interactions, friends, relationships. But companies will screw you, so don't be afraid to play the game the same way they do
And plus, in this market, even if you dropped the role 1 month before hand, they will find someone else to take your place no problem
Should I include I was in a computer science club in college on my resume?
If u have the space
do it
How about if it were at a community college, should I list it? I also tutored java a semester. I only have listed that I went to a university which i transferred to. There is room on my resume. @chilly burrow @slender axle
so it was at a community college more than 2 years ago?
Depends on if you have other strong stuff or not. It probably won't hurt to list it
Yes @slender axle
I just have projects I did myself and my senior design project with some other people. Need to do more open source stuff and look like I contributed outside of my own projects
Bro if u have a 200k offer u might as well take it imo. TC won’t be much diff at other places
And there are folks that would do anything to have a job rn period
Even if it’s not big tech or faang
I drive

I have used AWS Amplify SDK for my app development and found two bugs. Reported to AWS team and they solved it and realesed two new versions of the SDK.
Can this be an acheivement or anything

Idk man, I found bugs with Bloomberg and reported it to them and they got annoyed 🪢
Well I gave them advice on the bug. I am not sure they took it 
AWS SDKs have many bugs lol
when i worked there it was amazing the bugs that existed to me 😅
turnover too high / knowledge isolated to senior engineers who hopefully dont leave
is good u reported tho lol! it does go to the team and if severe enough causes tickets to escalate hhh
Really hope I do not get trolled here, but I unfortunately got a C- in a class i needed a C in... So I still have one class left to receive my diploma.
Question is, do you think that I will still be able to find a full time job within the area while i wrap up my last class?
I was hoping to work while finishing up my last class though
I feel like if i don't my mom is going to murder me
Do you guys think that will be possible?
ur tuition crazy or something?
a class wont kill ya imo
as someone else said just more time haha
and i thought some schools let u still graduate if ur a class off and just finish the class after - maybe an option
ur solid
but I still have to wrap this class up to receive my diploma
take the time
But Im just worried telling my korean mom
you don't think I can find a job while finsihing up the last class?
I browsed reddit and some people said they did that
never said u cant - i think u def can
just having a class left means u get to be part of internships / ng hire this year + ur ng timeline extended even more for nxt season
I feel like that way my mom won't hate me
yea, especially given the shit work climate rn :/
I have an interview tomorrow and a final round next thursday... sigh
Just came back from the employee christmas lunch....there was no ham....only salad, rolls, and some tomato soup
The food was actually pretty good, but a meal without some juicy meat feels incomplete 😭
@fallen fox was this you 
sounds like ramp
was your last interview before the pandemic? 
some companies still do inperson interviews

nope I actually had 2 in person interviews this fall
still doesnt explain what a virtual onsite is
thats just a regular interview
just bc everythings virtual now doesnt make all interviews onsite
oh ig that makes more sense
i wish 
it just the way they call what other industries know as superday
OA > Phone > Onsite (final rounds / superday)
What’s you guys plan during the holidays
Studying
working
having a feast at wingstop, @pulsar mural is treating us! 🍗 
this FRFR
how is everyone doing?
in between shit and fucking shit
im more borderline fuckign shit
I'm sad because I can't have a pet rabbit where I live
I want a giant fat rabbit that I can squeeze everyday until my problems go away
thats the dumbest decision anyone could make. Just cause u take masters doesnt mean youll land a ft job after lol. Keep grinding until you land something. Its december so people are on pto and budget is done so you wont get anything now. Wait for janurary and grind
u got this
hmm? wym
ur doing masters so u can do internships?
imo not worth it
internship experience != ft experience
when r u starting the internship?
it could be good depending on what route u wanna go on tho not knocking on masters but if the only reason is cause cant find a ft job then i wouldnt do it
would not recommend
keep applying for ft
experience >>>>> school
no, like i said internships experience != ft experience
sure but in this market is pretty tough
it would be better if u get an ft
in the summer
thats a lot of wasted time that could be a ft job till then
my point is grind for the ft and if u cant get it till then, then do the internsgip
definitly grind for ft first tho
that should be the priority
What do you guys think is the company that has the best weird benefit? Like tinder will give you massive boost to your profile. No other company can offer you a potential wife. At least not legally 
a boost to ur profile isn’t gonna guarantee you dates let alone a gf lol
I mean most people can do it without a boost in a few months. So a boost would just make that faster. I'm assuming tinder isn't hiring the guys who don't shower in the back of the lecture hall lol
But back to the question, any other companies that give weird benefits?
i don't get how tinder makes money when they make it so hard to even get dates
why would I pay for a dating app that doesn't even work smh
i'd be more likely to pay if it did worke and i wanted even more options
maybe if they meticulously monitored profiles to ban catfish and bots, most guys would have a better experience
has anyone taken a JP morgan chase OA before?
yeah
yo please pm me with what data structures to focus on
tinder isnt the one dictating the difficulty of getting a date 
its so easy lol
man I don't remember what was the problems 3 months ago
i dont even think they calculate it
tbh
😂
i honestly believe the OA is a fake
for jpmc
pm me details plz
u could have the shittiest code
i mean kinda...more guys use it than women...
just google on leetcode forum
cuz of the reputation i guess
this is a you problem
skill issue
jpmc is u do the cfg and get in or
u do the oa for funsies and hope ur school is in their pipeline
none of the guys I know had success on tinder, and a lot of them have girlfriends now...that they didn't find using dating apps
dating apps are just scams
if u wanna find a good woman do it in person. dating apps are sham
again skill issue/no game
met this girl on tinder, a year later we got a place together
wow u must have been 1 in 10000
if your profile is you, then i don't think game alone is what got someone to swipe right on you lol
on dating apps, you have to be good looking to even get to the talking stage
hinge might be better for u
i dont think most people use tinder primarily to find a long term partner tbh
yea hinge and bumble for that but also tinder still big for it
with all the profile saying "no hookups", you'd think the opposite 😭
even in talking stage there is a skewed 80% chance they finna ghost u
nah
yeah it's so lame
i'm not blaming girls, i'm blaming the app
if it was 50% men and women, it would be way more realistic
imagine if dating apps were 90% women and 10% men. Even I could get dates lol
thats #1 key to get girls to like u
i personally aint blaming girls, am just waiting for the apocolyspe that way nobody plays games no more
but u havent 💀
have a bick dig
dont think app is the problem lol
go grindr for better chances 
get rejected in person like a man 😤
i aint trust you bruv especially not with that fine ass face u got there lol
👨❤️💋👨
yall
no cap tho
no phones allowed
im like bruhhh my gf gonna be so pissed i dont text her
We are losing focus
About to start getting back into c++ after a 2 year hiatus. Need more opportunities
Damn I ain’t even worried about dating. I’m worried about a job rn. Career first
same
💰 > ❤️

is it just me thats jobless
did roblox recruiter reach out to any other 2023 ppl for their current 2024 stuff
yes we all got jobs at google, it was open for 2 hours and they gave everyone who applied a 200k base salary 1 million RSU offer. sorry we forgot to ping u

What are you all working on right now? Any new projects?
why tf are people joining amazon despite them being the worst employer
one of my classmates's offer had got delayed to dec 2023 from may 2023. until now he was at some decent company. bro switched to amazon this week 💀
would y'all still risk going to amazon in this ass economy?
lets say you already have a decent job that pays well
not FAANG
Amazon is still really good despite the horror stories
Great place to start your career
long term maybe not 
Any thoughts/advice on Cubist Software Engineering role vs Intuit SDE2?
True
i wouldn't personally being international
screw Intuit
they literally lobby to make the tax code more complicated so people rely on their tax filing services
they're creating a problem and selling us the solution
scummy bastards smh
cubist tf
Cubist is Point72's systematic strategies/investment business
im saying cubist easy
how many YOE you got champ
2
so cubist is downlevel kinda?
classic lol
tried breaking up with gf but she randomly hung up on me before we could confirm on things.....
Should change wagmi to ngmi now
U can’t spring that on her at once. Put her on PIP first
ill talk to her tonight and tell her to contact you 

Hey guys how’s it going
wow you got mcdicks offer?
my whole city's mcdicks ain't hiring
Years from now you’ll be laughing at that situation
congrats! 
My morning doesn’t begin until I see this from @rain patio
years... not months ? 😭
broke up again and still jobless
being broke up now you have more time to put into the job search

Its for the better it ended. You needed better support.
we were long distance anyways but it did give me alot of mental pain
schedule a meeting on her outlook
throw her to the curb, hit the gym, grind leetcode
this is your moment
👑
call it a retrospective
I workout and leetcode every day and still depressed af

TC will save your mental health




