#2023_grads
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Yeah, I'd rather be working on my personal projects right now.
I like security mane
do u like ctf
extremely
I just watch Mr. Robot and pretend I'm doing the hacking

i had a secruity class and our assignments were like ctf projects
melted my brain but was so good

hey momo, can you get me the leetcode questions for zip recruiter?
look in problems bot
look in problems bot
I did, they aren't in there
damn
@heavy reef https://github.com/Leader-board/OA-and-Interviews/blob/main/Online Assessments.md#codesignal
Nothing for LeetCode premium either, guess you gotta go in blind.
useful tips
Thanks!
do you all even apply when you see this many applicants in 12 hours? I had no clue what Reuters does either
Looks like I'm not scheduled an interview for virtual interview day with lockheed. I emailed the recruiter managing the event and they ghosted me
Supposively, the event is today, but I have heard nothing back
they’ve gotta be trolling
let's face it I'm a Java Girl in a .Net World
@rain patio never give up
never surrender
the week is basically over
IDK DID I GET TF JOB I APPLIED TO?!?
you guys have any good coping mechanisms?
if you have this up youll double the applied numbers lol
shit posting here
what’s the point 😭 i don’t even think they look at applicants after they hit their quota
crying and ice cream
maybe tbh
not sure
i really gotta cry more often. hard to do on purpose
yea its a strat tbh, that or social drinking helps too
watch this bluey episode https://blueypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sleepytime
may or may not tip you over the edge (tho possibly not if you don't have kids)
havent watched it before
yeah, it's random and a kids show but the music at the end (holst's jupiter) really twists the dagger lol
dang
2 hours late 
rise and grind 
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Fuck everything tbh
it really sucks so much when you think you have a chance because you meet most of requirements
best to never assume you have a chance unless you hear back, there's a lot of factors
drink or cry
Especially from those dream roles
just always assume reject when you apply
It’s destroyed me ngl
it does suck i get you
hit the gym and move on, handle like a champ
True
the job hunt is stressful, but gotta maintain good health and believe in urself 🤴
Thanks guys! 🙏❤️
Facts
Don't fall into doomer mindset, it is poison
Exercise, meditation, good sleep/diet, socialization, gaming etc.
Do w.e. you need to maintain good mental
i know i know but my mail is so dry sometimes it makes me think "maybe this one I got a chance"

probably worth the practice tho
can practice my “intro” and see how well it’s received
I know 1 company that targets our school will be at our career fair. They were already slobbering over my last year before LinkedIn
I wanna be slobbered over 😩
Coffee chat simulator 
bro walmart is going to be at this career fair, maybe I can get a referral for SWE
Walmart swe is cracked
wast of time to go to career fair
I've been to three
none of them ever reply or reach out
bruh if you think i'm srs abt going to walmart booth at a local career fair u must be outcha mind
like this is podunk
I know only one person
this is just my local town career fair, big school career fair is tomorrow
wear a suit
bro I'm abt to be best dressed
look like the king of england
Depends if they are engineers or recruiters
I'm too fat for business casual tbh, I gotta wear a suit or gym shorts and a t-shirt
anyone familiar with the roblox interview process? not sure what to expect
You got Roblox interview?
Which round?
1st round after OA
Roblox OA is such a drag, it's easily my least favorite OA
do you know if the role is frontend, backend, or full stack?
good luck
i have a feeling things will get better
Its def up there with optiver oa
Flipping burgers and shit lol
the job application on 3 separate occasions:
"are you a citizen"
"are you a US person"
"are you a citizen? it's required"
the phone screen 3 weeks later:
"Yeah we just want to clarify that you are a citizen"
Crying in Canadian 
lol
I had that as well
Yea, for the 100th time, I am a US citizen. Wanna see my passport?
To be fair
that happens for a reason
too many people lie
canadians should have priority over other intl because of TN 
Don't bring Tennessee into this
im actually thinking of saying im a citizen in resume
fuck it bro do I know postman? yes (I've used it once)
where did you put in your resume?
yea same thing I said about kubernetes

interesting
you were the one that got grilled on it right?
Facts bruh, I die everytime I fill the country section and put "No/Yes" for "legally authorized to work/needs sponsorship"
We fighting over scraps here in Canada
why does Canada have no jobs
i haven't eaten in 2 days , i just realised
yes
https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/fed-sees-one-more-hike-this-year-6442650/
I want to rope right now
but companies ask for docs
if citizen they would atleast ask for some ID
Does anyone know if the Ramp OA expires after 7 days? On codesignal it says 14 days, but their email says 7. I won't have time to complete it before day 7 😢
You can't spare 90 min? It's OOP, design-based question (no LeetCode). Don't let it go to waste
I assumed it would be longer
its the Industry coding framework, which says it's for testing senior engineers
so like.... hard? idk
It's definitely hard but in a different way from GCA
If you're skilled at a language it'll be fine, the actual implementation/design is pretty straight forward imo
But everyone has diff comfort level when it comes to design, esp in such a time-constrained situation
I just don't see any examples of what it is online. Like the GCA I know is 4 questions, but this is just unknown going into it
And I'd have to do it by tomorrow assuming I do it within the 7 days
Guess I'll do practice test tonight then try to squeeze it in tomorrow
practice test is not like the gca anymore iirc
do you know what it is like? Is it useful? Says it's 5 hours long and I don't want to burn out if I need to do Ramp tomorrow
ramp oa was designing a system of some sorts
think LC design questions but 4 of them
medium? hard?
It's hard because you have to code a lot in a short amount of time
It's not conceptually hard or anything as long as you know OOP you'll be fine
unironically Java would be the move for ramp oa
We need a new paradigm called POOP
it's easy until you have to do 4 of them in 90 minutes
^
Wait they ask design questions for new grad positions?
i didnt realize how much of java id forgotten and shit the bed on the OA 💀
It's pretty basic, standard "Implement X thing using OOP principles", so you gotta define a class, some internal methods etc
The time limit is what makes it Mid/Senior level imo, sweaty af you need to know the syntax of your chosen language inside out
@pulsar mural
Oh I thought was system design
How 💀
went to local career fair
handed out a few resumes
most places looking for manufacturing ppl 
Bruh my google password manager mixed and matched all my workday passwords 💀
Google would have fixed it by now, but their engineers don't apply to jobs, they get contacted by recruiters first. So they never noticed 🤣
common career fair l
shoulda been an engineer fr
at least you'd have a career
use bitwarden and assign 1 password to all of workday cuz workday cringe
skipped my alma mater's career fair because it was 75% construction and 25% unrelated to SWE jobs
the funny part is they called it the STEAM career fair
pain
im going to mine tomorrow, tonight was just prep tbh
kinda got a feel for my elevator pitch
could tell my first attempt was like
h̸i̵ ̴m̶y̸ ̵n̷a̴m̷e̵ ̶i̶s̶ ̷p̵i̴e̴r̶r̵e̵ and i a̶m̸ ̴a̸ ̸1̵0̴ ̵y̶e̴a̴r̸ ̷i̸t̵ ̸p̶roffoe̵s̶ion̴al̸ ̴d̶o̸e̴s̵ ̷u̷ ̸g̷o̴t̷ ̸j̶erbs a̷t̵ ̷a̵t fo̷r̶ m̶e̸ ̷p̶l̴s̷ ̸i̶ ̸a̸m v go̷d̴
they were looking at me with their eyes glazing over
ive been to 3 school job fairs
they never really bother asking specifics and always just refer to "list of current openings" and "scan this QR"
has anyone applied to Moody's Analytics Technology Rotation Program? if so whats the time line for the interview process? And how quickly does it take to hear back after applying?
only one person i ever spoke to gave me help or job specifics and it was because i knew him vageuly
Why should you go then
exactly
that's why I just said
i skipped it
they had another yesterday
didnt bother
.
yeah, I speak fast tho
they won’t get a word in edgewise until I’m finished
LOL
HIIMPIERREIAMANITPROFFESSIONALWITH10YEARSOFEXPERIENCE4OFTHATWASINTHEMARINESANDSIXWITHCURRENTCOMOANYIALSOJUSTGRADUATEDINMAYFROMUNIVERSITYWITHAMASTERSINCOMPUTERSCIENCESOIMNOWLOOKINGTOMAKETHEMOVEFROMGENERALITINTOSOFTWAREDEVELOPMENTDOYOUHAVEANYPOSITIONSTHANKS

Has anyone given Meta phone recently?
how many yoe u have?
two
someone just told me there are jobs you just aren't getting one, so generally what percentile 2023 grads do have something concrete?
if you apply to a company but you are going to see them at a conference should you wait until the conference to apply or apply now?
You won’t see the ones that have a job here because they have no reason to be. They are employed, happy, and will graduate
most do, the rest r on this discord
something the most do different than what people are doing?
these have to be satire
Bruh wtf.
I can't believe this shit open and close in one day.
I live here too.
Fucking hell.
There’s always someone saying how they got 100k+ out of boot camps
anyone take bloomberg phone yet?
2023 grads are royally f***d by this market
You'd be surprised at the amount of people who don't care and don't know what LeetCode is.
Why are people on cscareers Reddit so butthurt with a candidate complaining about the market lmao
everyone is insane
we've all lost our minds 😦
we should just build our own company
learn system design + make money in one go

Ego tripping, it's either ppl with offers or mfers who've been working in the industry for years telling ppl to stop complaining and be positive
Like I agree dooming is bad and positivity is better for the day to day grind but let ppl vent ffs, it's fine for ppl to commiserate together
yes we can research when we have no food or house to live in because they pay us 15/hr in a labratory
darn
that's prob why i dont get jop
The ones who make it are good self learners that's all
and also part of it is luck and building the network
I can understand why people would be mad though.
Having so many ppl flooding the market (after the covid boom) and so little positions make it incredibly hard for new uni grads to be visible to employers.
Factsss
I can’t deal with this interviewers man fr
honestly it’s kind of like “support your argument with 3-5 sources etc.” which I get, but I’m supposed to have all this shit in a traditional format without going over one page
I have a skills section in my resume so I wonder if its better to replace that, get rid of my summary and add in a projects section
I’ve been loathe to give up my $250 resume but it might be time to get on board with Jakes
Gonna join a hackathon in two days. What are some advice for turning this hackathon project into a presentable piece for an interview?
I know I won't be able to demonstrate the project, but I am certain they will look at my github
bro
Good point. So would it make sense to focus on demonstrating tech skillset rather than project contribution?
hackathon is the best thing i ever did
and with what I said earlier, I think the hard truth is that I am not ready for this job market, I gotta delete discord and linkedin etc. stop applying and just work on projects for 3 months
one last hoorah at the career fair today then it’s time 
Gl!
godspeed
Facts I need to grind till new years
I’m regarded and I need to graduate
there’s so many small local companies that don’t pay a lot and don’t ask leetcode that ppl join, but the new grads in this server have too high of a ego to join companies like that
Yo if any of u laid off folks have been out of work for a year:
https://ms.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl?job=3241707&lang=en&src=JB-10109
Click the link provided to see the complete job description.
Banks are nice ppl confirmed??
Yes, they’re the bedrock of capitalism 
rise and grind 
I’m down for a local company but I can’t find one
Lol where do I even apply for that
Any sources
Tysm
Coderpad and hackerrank are different right ?
I thin thats what the count down guy is doing. @gentle peak
nah he's working at trader joes
he left the profession
he counts groceries now
There is only so much I can include in my one page resume 
I have just rewritten my $250 resume to Jake's format and I feel like it does a better job reflecting the spirit of that advice tbh
like I feel less like a scumbag and more like it's representing what I know and backing it up
What you by $250 resume bro
yeah Jake's resume highlights the skill on every bullet point
It's honestly not a bad advice to make it clear to the recruiter
coz I'm a 🤡
ppl on Reddit and LinkedIn say they get more interviews after getting their resumes professionally made is that true
honestly the resume came with a "get an interview in 30 days" guarantee or you'd get rewrites, but what they did was ask me for a job posting and then tailored it directly to that
and I got an interview but then it wasn't good enough
I see
actually, it was a phone interview and I think I was too naive to push back and called it a day
lol
I didn't get any in-persons until this spring etc.
so honestly it's probably a scam because it was basically the original resume format I had when I first got out of the marine corps
There are no jobs
got some business cards
from walgreens 
can't wait to pick them up
250$ for a resume???

better be made of gold
it was called 'executive 🔍 drafts (tm) resume services'
sth from reddit
which in hindsight was probably another red flag
Ain’t no way ppl paying money to have their resume made, that’s crazy
very inspirational, I should start my own resume writing service 
Company is supposed to get back within 2 weeks with a final update on RO, but the email says "at the earliest"
Coupled with all these rejections + coursework + homework and home commitments, those two weeks feel immensely long, even after hunting for 9+ months. Just want some closure once and for all
2 weeks from today?
2 weeks from Monday
yes
May Thor be with you! 
post it let's see
😍
yeah
nah, it's too much of a dox
I'd have to go in and take out everything making it effectively just the template lol
oh damn
let me see mb I can just redact some shit rq
Grazie
commented some feedback
"NEW GRAD"
"2023"
"2024"
"GRAD"
or just find a website that filters exp
and filter it to udner 2 yrs
grad is just coming up with jobs that require graduate degrees
that means there are no new grad jobs 
Is it late to grind LC now for spring 2024 new grad role?
I did like 10 of the blind75 in a week and I feel stupid af lol.
Keep going don't stop
Sure will. Idk if it enough time since it’s already sept. Maybe another month and I’ll be good to apply. Maybe not FANG though.
Just got off career fair without breakfast and dead af
It would be a big mistake to not apply
Apply even if you're shit
Fail at the OA it's ok
Never not apply tho
Do NeetCode 150 instead, helpful video solutions and it builds upon Blind 75
Practice everyday and keep applying, let companies filter you out not the other way around
If I remember correctly Neetcode 150 includes blind75. But yeah I’ll check those videos out.
Do you have like a time limit for trying out easy and med questions before checking the video?
How bout for beginner. that’s like ready to interview
I'm a beginner too, only 60 solved so far
Trust me, follow this strat and it'll start to get easier
time to take the capitolone OA
hmm thats fine, as long as you give yourself time to struggle with the question
should i preemptively get my cry bucket out
but dont be those ppl who stay on 1 problem for hours
Try for a decent amount of time --> look at soln --> implement on your own
I did for medium 💀
if you find yourself questioning a problems difficulty, check the dislike ratio
some leet questions are literal ASS and actually just suck
well brute force, sure, but im talking about finding an optimal solution
there's diminishing returns imo
especially when hiring season is already in full swing
Oh yeah some question the wording is bad but I’m just slow reader. Maybe I need energy drink. I just sip tea these days.
cisco is gonna buy splunk
Fair, I guess my way's worked for me. I can usually figure out brute force in a few min, its the minute optimization details that get me
Yeah im debating between brute force for like 1hr or maybe more? Or just attempt like 1hr and look and sol and then try remember the pattern and practice it.
following your strategy, how much time would it take to complete it all
i'm still noob too so willing to adjust to a better workflow
i dont often have difficulty with brute force tho
are you saying to never look up a solution and figure out optimal on your own?
hmm okay, sounds good
any rough timeline for completing all 150 problems this way? assuming 4 hours a day?
@untold fjord listen to this guy btw, i am a noob compared to him
Okay I will have faith in the process 
@lunar sonnet any input on this tho, it's a bit of time crunch with hiring already in full swing
Im 60 problems in
although I realize everyone's different etc.
I’ll guess I’ll start with 30 min for easy one and 1hr for med one to find optimal solution( or at least brute force) if I can’t then check the vid. Then just keep goin from that(adjust the time and so) . Thanks for y’all input.
easy should be 10 mins, unless it's your first time ever seeing it
to be fair, this depends on how strong their DSA fundamentals are
Yeah I got bad habit of writing stuff down so kinda take more time lol. I would say I’m average around 10 15 for easy.
Writing stuff down is good
For brainstorming right? defs need that for a lot of problems
Like summarize what’s the input output and example they gave in my own way. I find it too much words in their description. Yeah and also brainstorm.
Thats good, you need to communicate like that in interviews so keep at it
OK I used to do that to, it's not a good intial approach... when you first do a problem, pretend you're in an interview, sketch things out in comment blocks, try to think of edge cases, and try to implement under some sort of time pressure
all in the IDE
after that you can whip out your notes and think more deeply
and look at solutions
but I would suggest struggling in the IDE first
NO WAY
the recruiter told me it would be LC style

i couldn't solve it all , fked up man
dude OAs are such BS RNG
lol
i did so much better on this GCA than the one i took monday
Is the C1 TDP OA auto? I haven't gotten it since I applied yesterday
740/1200 my highest score
@lunar sonnet 
its still bad but i got way further than my first OA this week
It is time
whatchu get king
so no tricky algo, just OOP implementation?
740 instead of 320 last time 😄
bro it's out of 600
watchu talkin about
that's crazy improvement tho

what?
did you do industry framework?
or gca
no it had algo thingy
OK nice
idk lol
you'll see under pending tab
@ornate cliffdude this shit makes no sense i dont understand
on the first one i took earlier this week, i did awful
this somehow got me a score of 302
but this one
is a 434
the 434 / 600 makes sense
yeah the score is weird af LOL
how tf does the 302/600 make any sense
like the total points i got on the 302/600 test was literally 320/1200
the way they score is weird
and i got 740/1200 on the 434/600 test
there's some hiddent multipliers based on difficulty bla bla
fucking shit you can say that again wtf?
no wonder im so confused

that's the competition bro
uhhhhh
😭
even if invited?
yeah
3 per 180 day
2 per month
after than you share an old score
this lowkey goes hard
Got absolutely destroyed by ibm oa
Should've practiced dp 
Dp?????? Bruhhhh
What is IBM smoking
We pretty much covered this exact question in our algorithms class I just forgot the exact details
ibm is random i had a only bit shift questions one time
yeah I got scheduling for question 1 
I have heard about the bit shift one from other people
do you remember what it was? I'm bad at dp
yeah that's mad unlucky
It's basically this. It's technically greedy but I think the solution does some sort of memoization?
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idk probably just skill issues
The other question is all text, I didn't finish reading it
What’s gca?
General Coding Assessment?
Oh lol
the good ol' days
lol the good ol' days when you could do just blind 75 and get faang
now mcdonald's closes app same day 💀
i got perfect oa on ibm and still got rejected the next day
Ig tech jobs are down 60-70 percent since last year
Government maxing is the way to go
Good job security and benefits. And if the government collapses, no one else will be around to hire you anyway
So it'll probably be the last thing to fail
NASA still hasn’t gotten back to me :/
NASA tough to hear back from
If you want offer 3 letter gov orgs the play
yahkuna works at lockheed
By what standard?
I got an auto oa and it was only a behavioral
Then you rope
if you can't even make it
I think the real rope is for 2021 grads who didn't find anything

Oh I never hear back from them lol
Ik it is Acc competitive
Straight up ghost?
Never got past OA
Is pathways normally auto oa?
Isn’t pathways need a internship
It’s internship -> job right
How long does it normally take?
spring is rope
Idk I like have no idea if process
@obsidian crater count the number of toes on the cat
Yeah, I will have technically graduated but I heard that’s okay
Spring is like Linux man pages
Levels of complexity
Also the @@@@@@@ stuff
🪢
Spring is like
The least comfortable framework
I've ever used
Holy fuck
How the fuck
Is this enterprise standard
How
wtf is spring
rope
Like it follows an MVC pattern but everything is so OOP'd
Like you have one controller class that uses DI to instantiate a service class which holds functions to do shit related to that service
🪢
if your webcam turns off for a few seconds in a proctored hackerrank OA, is it over?
i brought it back up within 5 seconds
indeed
but everyone uses it
is everyone a masochist
🪢
how tf do I learn system design then
I need to scale my shitty idea for 200 million concurrent users

Like I see system design videos
On sharding/cache blah blah we
But I don't know how to apply those concepts to my django app
Or whatever lightweight framework I know
Like flask go whatever
lemme dm
These companies gotta cut the cap fr, I thought I got an interview at first 💀
does anyone know if codesignal score includes speed anymore in the 2023 version?
nope
also if you resubmit a question that was already 100% correct does that improve or reduce your score?
gotta do all parts
so then its worth going back and optimizing if you get all 4 done?
they say number of wrong submissions matter so idk I would doubt it
optimizing? wdym?
if you submit and it passes why would you go back
like you make an O(nlogn) solution first, then you go back and make an O(n) solution
that takes more time to code
ya that's not how it works
q1 and 2 can be brute force
q4 will pass 100% with optimal
q3 is implementation heavy (2d array, lots of operations)
ok cool
yeah it's always some long brute force thing
if i wasn't at the sweatshop , i would have gotten a job by august
Hey gang, I just put up my resume in the thread, if you've got the time to take a peek at it: https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1154604426187784242
How many apps are you guys sending a day
Is the standard in this order?
does q4 typically have to be implemented w/ most optimal solution to pass?
basically none had any dev jobs open
everyone was there for internships basically
however
1 guy actually took the time to do a deep dive in my resume and we talked for like 10 minutes
I thought he was kind of just like a general technical manager, but it turns out he was a chief engineer for software so I hope I made a good impression and he can pull some strings or sth
it was worth it just for that tbh 😔
just someone acting (or maybe genuinely) interested
ok boys how did I do
very confused cause it says expert for everything but also I didn't finish q4, got 500/600
for ramp OA
you did horrible 💀
4.0 GPA, 75th percentile coding score on some weird database problem, 2 internships = homeless
screw this economy
I'm gonna go live in the woods
yes
in what order?
Which platform ?
codesignal Industry Coding Framework
oh not GCA?
mb
ignore what I said
yeah its Industry Coding Framework, which says it's for senior level candidates in the description. Insane that I can get expert on every level of a senior-tier OA and still be below the cutoff
That's BS 500 is so low for only missing 25%
codesignal is such horseshit LMAO
q4 had only 2 functions to implement too, question 3 had 8
wow
and it would have been ez, literally 10 mins
codesignal is such a scam lmao
what is the industry framework anyway
does it have any dsa?
I literally had to pee and spent 3 mins in the bathroom 💀
data structures yes, algo no
basically you have to design a class to do certain things in each round. Then they change the requirements (like your manager coming in and realizing what he actually wanted) and you have to fix it
also like basic data structures, no tries
did you have any luck with your OA? I assume not based on this comment
we're in the same boat
ok would it be crazy to apply to summer 2024 internships as a may 2023 grad? 😭
2 years late but at least we get in there?
rope
Ok guys well wish me luck. I'm visiting Google tomorrow (in 5 hours holy 🚢), they're interviewing me despite not offering L3 roles. Gonna get stuck in team match limbo but at least its something
assuming i can code with 4 hours sleep lmao
"haha" 
apparently anything but CS is good for software
CS majors 🤡
i should become a doctor with a degree in architecture
community college > oracle pipeline
Ikrrr
oh interesting... is it testing abstraction and polymorphism? like what do the changing requirements do
This is entirely made up, not a real problem, but it's like this, 1. design a traffic control system with red and green lights. 2. Oh wait we need yellow lights too. 3. Ambulances can control the lights, and cops can run red lights if they want 4) don't hit people in crosswalks even if the light is green
little bit of abstraction
omg
no, this is the mid-senior level test. I know it's cutoff in the picture but you can see the full title when you do inspect element.
it's way more than just basic oop
idk its hard to explain, but it's more about intensity and information being missing, not can you do this. Like, leetcode questions give you all the details. These ones will have lies in the instructions, intentionally, and you have to figure it out from the test cases
anyways I gotta go to bed I have to go to google site visit in 5 hours and I'm drained
good luck every1
thanks man
or woman
im trolling, that's a good score imo. good luck!
Appreciate it. Any other company it would be good but someone leaked on blind that Ramp set their cutoff to 589/600, because every CS major in the US is applying there rn
So you have to be top 3%
Ahh fair enough, well not much you can do at this point. Best to just set it out of mind and keep grinding.
I did a lot worse on it than you, was not expecting that time crunch + my Java was rusty. Also the fact that I used Java lol
Ye defs the move in this case haha
Q1 and Q2 are easy, Q3 is long, Q4 is hard?
yeah... q4 isn't hard it's LC med
like a somewhat tricky med
Why tf are there so many meta postings
wheerree
Not scam? 👀
Defs not new grad
We're barack
Who's ready for another miserable weekened ⁉️
Anyone get a job yet? 😭
I just had a technical and the guy said he’d move me to the final round then I got a rejection email 😀
Rejection is the final destination
Why is Yakhuna doing this to us? 
ppl need to spam the subreddits w the "I got hired after X applications" or something
I already read all those
I need constant reassurance
You will get a job soon
if i wasn't at this fking sweatshop by now i would have gotten something
the market bolstered from mid july to aug end
3-4 of my friends got into good firms
now i am here laid off and still searching
ffs y god y
are you guys going to local tech conferences?
a local network seems like it would be pretty helpful
Wait u got laid off
When?
Well on the bright side they won’t abuse you anymore
Yeah cashin that unemployment check
He international
Nope if we take any money from govt we get deported
You need to work in a bank for sometime
Moved to the final round and got a rejection at the same time?
yeah man this monday
i can't
the whole sweatshop works on daddy's princess likings
Drop the name?
marry the princess and become the daddy
No like a day later
You gotta say you got laid off and shit. I got applied during covid even tho I didnt work. I was expecting a knock on my door anytime but they never came
that woman's name? Albert Einstein
Whats up with these Multi Level Marketing “entrepreneur” bs people dming me in linked in nowdays
I'm refactoring Cpp code at work rope
Hey guys! Any 2023 undergrad students who are graduating in December and are not from the US? How are you all coping with the current job market? Any luck with jobs so far?
worst case contract jobs
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would be amazing if they said which skills smh
That's ma homie Ralph
Hey anyone recently got the SoFi OA?
I did, but they are done hiring for this year according to my recruiter
you could try
How were the questions btw? Leetcode mediums?
Thanks
For anyone that is feeling depressed that they hear their friend is working in the new Google Campus, they live within walking distance of the campus, and they have picked up a new hobby of hiking... let me remove the fantasy for a minute. This is what google show's you:
But actually they live in a mobile home:
And their hiking trail is a mound of dirt leftover from construction
So don't worry if you're not living the dream... you're not the one paying 1.7 million dollars for a mobile home
its the lease office of the trailer park don't worry lol
I'll be seeing him real soon
can you post his address instead?
For real the bay area looking mad unappealing rn. I want a job but do i reeeeallly wanna live there?
should i upload a cover letter for these guys if they ask a quesition like this?
Fr lol, being unemployed sucks but imagine being a Google employee and having to live there
thanks
Grove St, Weed, CA 96094
just realized i live 10 mins away from this place
cool ill tell him to come over then
sure
imagine if you went to weed high school
could you even get into college? like they'll think your goofing on your applications
probably
thanks
Ok anyways does anyone know companies that insta-send you a GCA? I want to have one throwaway practice round that I can submit if it's good
You all need to get off of csmajors, diversity doesn't really help that much or at all. Discrimination against said groups is more common. Companies just say they care about DEI for social browny points.
They really don't care
^this
what do you mean? I don't think anyone was talking about DEI?
even they make a lot of $$$$ they will not hesitate to fire people or engage in unethical behavior to make more $$$$$$
^referring to this
thanks
that made my cope feel better
its friday night
how about yall stop seething
and touch grass
losers
@pulsar mural
Uhh I don't think that had anything to do with jobs... the conversation was about a town in California named Weed
In which case, my bad.
cant wait for school to start
Too many people have opened that can of worms here
no problem, just a misunderstanding
are you turbo bulkign?
if you want to bulk
just olive oil maxx
a bottle of olive oil in your belly and America will invade
who does that 💀
Idk a bottle of olive oil has a shitton of calories
Got me thinking about Focaccia bread now
dry scoop whey protein
i know, but its so disgusting
If you really want to bulk, pour olive oil on everything
Olive oil is amazing
mods ban this heretic
guys if we drink olive oil do you think we can get a job at olive garden?
To make it worse
what do olive garden swes make
The guy who wrote it is a cracked senior dev with 30yoe
So his C++ code is alchemy
There's programs like fb university that targets set groups too
holy shi
olive garden E6 pays 540k
rip no problems recorded for olive garden 😦
yeah but what do they do
the tablets that take your order and credit card processing
get data about what customers eat when and spend more
drink olive oil (probably)
that's toast
Olive Garden is pretty mid ngl.
yeah but so is the taste of the average american
fair
atlest u guys dont eat beans on toast
Olive garden salad has more sodium than the entire ocean. I could barely finish it
beans are for the bri*ish
help i'm too american to understand
Fuck I would work for Olive Garden
People on Team Blind are so... out of touch with reality it's insane.
Woops, sorry, meant to reply to the @comment, but I believe ZipRecruiter or C1 has auto GCA?
I could be wrong, but I got both when I applied.
And my resume is poop.
We roping yet, Pepi?
I've officially graduated college today with my master's degree, but I still don't have a job lined up... just an unpaid one. Guess I'm going to be an unemployed new grad for the foreseeable future.
You aren't alone.
Day 124 of being a unemployed new grad
spooky season surge 
I put ropes to hang my offer letter when it comes!

no such thing as a surge
we’ve been lied to
Interesting, i would assume masters grads have a higher chance of getting a job
Did you have a bachelor in CS or are u intl?
I would assume that too, but I guess not 😦 I have prior internships too. Job market is just horrible right now.
Yea, the market is shit. It is even more shit for international students, which usually have masters.
Ya I’m guessing he’s intl
American master grad with intern there’s no way you aren’t getting offers
Not international. US citizen. Bachelor's and masters are not in CS but both have the words computer or compute in them. Degrees are not in IT, But are software oriented.
Yea I am an American grad with 5 prior internships but still nothing is biting.
Nah, there are people like that who aren't getting any thing.
The "something" I have landed is an unpaid job.
And yes they were all software internships.
For some reason, my bosses from my previous internships just ghosted me. After my internships they told me I could contact them when I'm graduating and they'd hook me up with a full time job. I did just that and didn't hear back.
One boss said we could talk later that week and I asked him what day/time. He never responded after that. Followed up multiple times, but seems like he ghosted me 😦
It was different in each internship. One was in react js and node js, one was ASP.NET, one was HTML/css/JavaScript/ASP, etc.
Talking to him is like playing 5 questions to extract info

just gotta stay positive and hope for the best.
Bro idk what to do anymore
Games these days just aren't fun anymore
I used to have so much fun playing games as a kid. I swear games back then were so much better
Around 2016 or so, I got super bored of video games because I only like fantasy games like Skyrim, and there aren't many good ones coming out every year. I was just replaying the same old games until Elden Ring came out lol. Elden Ring was so disappointing to me, and I couldn't even stand playing it long enough to finish it. I waited for Payday 3 to come out because I really enjoyed Payday 2 back in the early 2010s, but Payday 3 is a buggy and unplayable mess after 10 years of development. Wtf man
I guess my issue is that I'm overly critical of games now compared to when I was a kid. I guess being a programmer kind of ruins games for you lol because I see so many flaws and stupid mechanics that should be easily fixed but aren't
Skyrim got re released like 20000 times but they never patched the bugs that have been present since 2011 lol
Even with mods, I still run into some pretty annoying bugs
I play video games to escape reality, but games are becoming more and more tedious and stupid like the reality I'm trying to escape 😭
Indie games don't get updated enough for me to play them regularly tho 😭
Like Deep Rock Galactic was a 10/10 game for me until I got super bored
Updates come like twice a year, and the content they add can be completed in 2 weeks even playing casually
Still waiting for an indie version of Skyrim or something. Why hasn't anyone tried to make a game that's an improvement over the Skyrim formula!? How many millions of copies has that game sold? Like bro there's serious money to be made
People say making a game like skyrim is hard. I say it's tedious, not hard
It's not like some hyper realistic shooter game where you need to code in advanced physics formulas to handle stuff like bullet penetration, ricochets, realistic sound (using the ray tracing equivalent for sound engines), etc. That's basically what Escape From Tarkov is. All skyrim does differently is that it has a bunch of quests that you can do in practically any order, and NPCs don't even have that much dialog or do anything crazy besides follow a simple set schedule. Skyrim isn't some marvel of engineering....it's just a unique game that's fun. Why can't anyone else make a better version smh
so HM's are basically EM's
assuming you're not depressed, gotta branch out in genres
I feel you tho, I hadn't really enjoyed games for awhile but then I played Alien: Isolation, still my fav game of last gen
I've tried, but I haven't found anything else that I enjoy besides open world fantasy games with a ton of detail and depth and lore and stuff
Oh yeah, and I like fps games where there is no PVP
but co op
where?
Like deep rock galactic
Have you tried revisiting the classic rpgs?
Like chrono trigger? Although not open world they scratch that itch imo
Hmmm never tried that one lol
I did like Kingdom hearts until the story got super complicated and there were like 10+ games and multiple re releases across every console known to man
I lost interest in trying to keep up with the series after that
I guess I do enjoy some fantasy games that aren't open world, like Dark Souls 3
my brain is broken i only play competitive shooters with no story 
Are there any good fantasy games kind of like Dark Souls 3 where there are a ton of different items you can use, lots of character customization, a deep combat system, deep lore, and good replayability?
cyberpunk 2077
ummmm anything that's not futuristic lol
very good looking game if you can afford a rtx 4070 with dlss 3.5 and path tracing they just added
LOL
I'd play a futuristic game if it was an open world star wars game
with GOOD lightsaber combat
honestly jedi survivor was pretty good it just runs like shit
i have a 3080 rn that im going to return i got for $400 and i really want to get a 4070 for 550
need to grind that swe job to afford 4090 😭
Baldur’s Gate 1
I'm a huge fan of FromSoft's other games (Dark Souls and Bloodborne), but I didn't like Elden Ring very much. Could I ask why you didn't either?
I felt like they stretched out too little content over too big of a map, and the way they handle quests was horrible. If you didn't explore the entire map before finishing certain quests, you'd miss out on an NPC encounter and their associated questline without even knowing that they ever existed, which would lock you out of some pretty nice items. That system kind of worked for the linear souls games because exploring and backtracking was pretty straightforward, but they kind of just ported the same quest system to Elden Ring without any afterthought. I'm really disappointed in how they handled the game. It was supposed to be their final souls game, and they kind of missed the point of open world lol. THe map is so barren it's like some half baked skyrim mod
It looks pretty, but there's just not much stuff to actually do 😭
Oh yeah and the performance issues are annoying too. THe game doesn't look that much better than DS3, but it runs horribly. Haven't they heard of LOD algorithms and chunk loading systems to reduce the strain of drawing the whole map?
kingdom hearts is goated, only played the first 2 as a kid but still some of my most memorable gaming experiences
same lol
I played Kingdom hearts 1 and then was so lost when 2 came out
I didn't realize multiple games came out between 1 and 2....
LOL, I love how you went the narrative approach on this one. Many people complain about the battle system instead. Yeah, idk how familiar you are with FromSoft's other games, but it's always like that. Quests are literally impossible without a guide online.
Can't really call it much of an "RPG" at all.
It's like they took a linear story and kind of dropped it into an open world map and spread out the characters all over
I got kind of sick of Elden Ring when I saw the 4th merchant who looks exactly the same as all the others...
That and the recycled bosses
And the mines....
I hate the mines!!!
If you haven't played FromSoft's other games, I highly recommend it.
They are far better.
Bloodborne is my favourite. Dark Souls 3 and Dark Souls come after.
I really enjoyed Dark Souls 3, and I tried 1 and 2 but they felt off to me after being used to DS3 combat lol
Honestly my fav souls game is still Demon's Souls back on ps3, there's something about the first souls you play. That shit blew my mind at the time. Not to say dark souls 1/3 and bloodborne arent great.
Sekiro defs has the best combat out of all of em by far
Oh yeah another thing i hate about the souls games is how wacky their armor system is. What do you mean 4 inch thick armor made of magical stone won't prevent me from getting stunlocked by a naked guy with a dagger....If armor is mostly cosmetic, why make some sets so heavy smh. I wanna be a walking tank who can deflect blows from those dollar store daggers and weapons just by standing there
Seriously, I lost to a guy in pvp who was full nude with a broken dagger, while I had the Havel armor and a gigantic greatsword
the natural evolution as you master each one is to start running around naked with a club lol
YEah i feel like that's the meta for all the games. Wear 0 armor and carry a big stick
It's just for an artificial challenge plus you move faster etc
Armor doesn't offer nearly enough protection to offset its weight
Me when I saw Tree Sentinel when I first stepped into Limgrave.




