2023_grads

[ornate cliff]

what school did he/she go to?

[willow sedge]

or does AI count as a concept lmao

[ornate cliff]

what the fuck

ya gg

[rain patio]

lemme tag him

nvm he left the server

[ornate cliff]

😦

summon him back

resume reject?

[rain patio]

yea

[ornate cliff]

holy fuck we're doomed

[pulsar mural]

@ornate cliff

[rain patio]

man had no internships tho

[ornate cliff]

bro... give us the full story 😂

[rain patio]

idk why

[ornate cliff]

check DM

[rain patio]

so ig he won at life

hope bro wasn't near the wildfires

last year

oh

[whole roost]

he started the wildfire

after netflix reject

[rain patio]

imma delete dis

cuz he might be in the server

i find it crazy that hawaii had wilde fires. I thought they were basically impossible in such a humid and lush area unless you bombed the place with napalm or something

[cold pawn]

OOP > LC

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-garrys-mod-infinite-gif-17807543

[rain patio]

Me trying to deflate my battery after it puffs up:

https://tenor.com/view/minayoecn-battery-battery-exploding-yass-grenade-battery-gif-gif-23923751

[cold pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jeong43va-gif-26093523

[rain patio]

this is gonna sound dumb, but how tf do you post a gif inside a comment using the gif search bar?

It always posts the gif as soon as I click it, so I have to post a comment first and then the gif

Do we have any ex-NVIDIA Winter Interns here?

[cold pawn]

find the gif, paste it elsewhere, copy the link, then paste inside the comment

[slender rampart]

What are people's thoughts on having coursework in the resume? Is it useful at all?

[cold pawn]

if you have nothing else to put, ye
if you have something better, remove

[solemn spire]

to the master leedcoder, how can I solve this? https://www.chegg.com/homework-help/questions-and-answers/n-people-numbered-0-n-1-playing-game-k-th-person-assigned-letter-s-k--beginning-oth-person-q81529153

[ornate cliff]

Netflix uses codesignal?

gg

[vapid oasis]

I can't even apply

they want people from spring or summer 2024

bruh

[swift falcon]

i stg

if I see another company

and click on all jobs

and it's just senior after senior after senior

I might just blow

it's over for the little guy

[cold pawn]

For roles based in New York City, the estimated base salary range for this role is $130,000 - $250,000 per year.

https://tenor.com/view/yes-no-gif-21780817

250k

[swift falcon]

Haven't.

[cold pawn]

Notion

but needs few years of exp

[bold pier]

where 😮

[cold pawn]

posted in 2024 channel

[bold pier]

leave, it'll be a bloodbath. Imma stick to Java developer and leech off banks forever now!

[ornate cliff]

don't bother bro

[swift falcon]

Bros what is Batch Oriented Architecture

https://docs.aws.amazon.com/wellarchitected/latest/high-performance-computing-lens/batch-based-architecture.html must be this?

so that's similar to SLURM right?

ok so that's different than what I did with SLURM then

so this is like paralell?

like you have 1000 jobs each loading 1 line?

ohhhh

interesting

is that like one use case or the actual entire concept of it?

[ornate cliff]

same for inserts right?

I learned that the hard way on my mongo project

[swift falcon]

so it's not like, creating a script and putting it into a scheduler to run and use resources etc

[ornate cliff]

oh lol

and assuming same for reads

[swift falcon]

alr well in any case I'll just say no

[ornate cliff]

restarting now that my project is almost done, I'm rusty af

wouldn't it have to balance each individually still? i thought the main load was on the connection...as in restarting a new DB connection with each insert call

[light oxide]

did anyone hear from roblox?

[ornate cliff]

ohhhhhhhh cool really good to know

[abstract solstice]

i hate this everyday.. browsing multiple pages and see the same jobs.. barely any new ones for new grad

[swift falcon]

13 positions I've applied for at this company over the last 2-3 years

I am ngmi

they just gotta say yes once though

[rotund portal]

no, its been 10 days 😩

[ornate cliff]

September is coming soon

dw

W A G M I

[rotund portal]

felt

[fervent fern]

hey guys, any may 2023 grads w/o a job here?

[rotund portal]

I talked to a SWE at Roblox and they said that last week they were talking to a recruiter and they said they're not gonna move folks to next round until two weeks later. So, hope is still on 🤞 not a ghost atm

[tacit grove]

do you think september will be better?

[rotund portal]

yessir, its tough out here

[vapid oasis]

Me

[ornate cliff]

I have to myself that... I can't cope otherwise

[ornate cliff]

Yes. Me.

[light oxide]

yep

losing hope fr

[past hound]

yes

Hence, my name

Losing hope, losing sanity.

[willow chasm]

hi! just wondering if i could get an advise cuz i'm hopeless to be employed lol:

• graduated with robotics engineering (+ai minor) degree, thought I would go to grad school so only 1 14month internship (python) and some summer research exp (all python), then changed plan to go to industry in 4th year
• a bit(tiny) of c++ experience with self driving car
• so i've been brushing up on python and c++ mainly on oop and leetcode
• realized how unemployable i am esp without master's degree
• so now i'm thinking of new track (i understand it's super late), but idk which one to decide: backend (c#) or aws developer(gonna study for the cert)

I wish i just transferred to cs if i knew i would go into the industry first

[ornate cliff]

Post resume bro

#1019675142248468601

[whole berry]

feels like theres something youre doing wrong

your degree is very good

but post resume and link it back here

[fervent fern]

I am also a May 2023 grad, out of a job and going crazy ngl

can we guys start a support group

[rain patio]

yea

[bold pier]

this is the support group

[whole berry]

and soon there will be no support group

[fervent fern]

hmm?

[whole berry]

the channel will get archived

or deleted

[fervent fern]

we can moonlight as 2024 grads lol

[whole berry]

rip #2022_grads

[gleaming trellis]

where are 2022 grads?

[whole berry]

they were nuked as part of the oppenheimer release party

[willow chasm]

I have, mostly startups and they require at least masters. Had 1 chance but i bombed it cuz it was on the same day as exam + miscommunication btw interviewers

(I’ll post my resume later, too lazy to get up from bed)

[whole berry]

i think masters shouldnt be a cutoff and it probably isnt but yeah cant comment much without seeing resume

[willow chasm]

Honestly idrc at this point cuz the reason why i decided to get a job is to work for a yr and get my pr to flee to masters (prob after a couple of yrs)
i know i like ai, but apparently underqualified for any ai related jobs

[willow chasm]

https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1145954271637033020 just posted mine!

[tardy geode]

[tardy geode]

okay so i see netflix ng 2024 role

can us may 2023 grads apply ?

[whole berry]

why ask to be governed

became ungovernable

[serene nymph]

has anyone gotten past an nvidia resume screening

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[tardy geode]

as a 2023 grad i feel abandoned

[woven berry]

https://tenor.com/view/deluxeluigi-gif-23228284

[tardy geode]

bruh gopuff rejected me in like 30 minutes

wtf

[fallen fox]

why tf does UPS keep rejecting me

bruh i literally live RIGHT NEXT to their office lmao

[swift falcon]

Supreme Staff Enterprise Software Architect

[fallen fox]

Applications Developer- Hybrid NJ or MD position.

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-27058877

[swift falcon]

it's over

[fallen fox]

just put in a new application

[swift falcon]

we're all doomed

yesterday I applied for a position that wanted me to send a resume to an email on top of applying

it was odd

but maybe this will be the one break I need

no local company

I wake up expecting to see my email burstina with some sort of activity and it's blank

nothing

it's just empty, no emails even by 10 AM

[solemn spire]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[swift falcon]

if I needed a miracle at any point in my life it would be right now

[cold pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-sad-depression-gif-24658304

[tardy geode]

smh fr

[raw plank]

Brennan 😡

[solemn spire]

Fukin Brennan

[solemn kite]

i think they don't sponsor. atleast a lot of their recent postings have mentioned that those roles won't be sponsored for

[fallen fox]

true but i also said no sponsorship needed

[solemn kite]

oh lol

[swift falcon]

wage reset inc

nice and tight

[near knoll]

Just wondering is anyone here applying to places outside of their hometown? I’m a may 2022 but I got a contract remote job this year in march but the hours are abysmal. I’m trying to find something else but idk it relocating outside of my state is what I have to do.

[vital meteor]

Yea like everyone

[swift falcon]

bro this job market is easy

we just have to learn front end back end TDD agile scrum cloud top 10 university 5 years of experience master's degree startup internships freelance non-trivial solo dev projects

you just have to learn everything before you're hired not after

it's simple

[woven berry]

It is simple

You don’t know all of that? Pftt

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[solemn spire]

well Im a tight person

[solemn spire]

how long you been there?

[near knoll]

6 months. My contract ends on the first but it’s up to me to renew. I’m gonna stay until I find something else.

But getting another remote job is just asking to apply to the void so I’ve been doing allot of on-sites and hybrid applications. Still getting rejected

Orlando Florida

Everyone says to apply to defense but there are not many entry level positions opening over here. So I’m forced to leave but inflation and rent prices are no joke. If I find something in orlando atleast I can save money

I’m debating on if I should focus on cities i can live without a car cause I currently don’t own one. I just share with my sibling. I’d rather spend the extra money on higher rent then paying a car payment + gas+ and insurance

But isn’t competition in those areas insaneley competitive? I was desperate and I took a job that deals with proprietary language and it’s not even widely used here. So I think that’s why I’m getting rejected bc I have experience but not what they are looking for

[rain patio]

wtf is Synergistic IT and why do they spam me with emails

[near knoll]

Entry level

[rain patio]

Anyone heard back from GM yet? Applied to "Entry-Level Information and Digital Technology (Coding Skills Required)" and
"Entry-Level Information and Digital Technology - Cybersecurity Analyst" Back on aug 8th but still havent heard back, status still on "screen"

me

[near knoll]

Yeah but atp it’s better to buy than used. But who wants a 700 dollar car payment

And for me to move out I need atleast 3 months rent. Add a car down payment I don’t have that much sitting in the bank rn.

Like most Americans

Yeah. Which I will except. I just have to be financially smart.

[swift falcon]

🫡

it's a wrap

it's over

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-goodbye-cruel-world-goodbye-bye-gif-15358391

[tardy geode]

linkedin dry af since 5 days

[swift falcon]

it's like i'm picking the bones

[tardy geode]

i am so desperate to gtfo this sweatshop

[swift falcon]

like when you're picking the last tiny bits of meat off of a rotisserie chicken

gettin in between the ribs

[tardy geode]

its kinda like a sword is hanging above me and can fall down anytime

[near knoll]

Also anyone thinking about joining the military. There offering 20k sign on bonuses lol

[solemn kite]

hey i'm starting a temporary position on Sep 3rd, and I'll receive my EAD card in a few days. What do I need to do to register my employer and "associate" them with my OPT?

Do I have to fill out some form? Could it take a while to be "approved" before I can start working or something? Or can I work as soon as I have my EAD, no exceptions?

[obsidian crater]

make a sevp account and mention that there

I think

[solemn kite]

ah okay! should be a quick process then

[rain patio]

You get a $50k sign on bonus if you commit to serving in the army for 6 years

[obsidian crater]

I would sign up for the military right away if they took non citizens

[near knoll]

I have been thinking about the air force lately. But it’s allot to consider.

[rotund portal]

https://tenor.com/view/travolta-desert-dry-drought-gif-20765263

mood

[swift falcon]

watch the air force be just as selective

[solemn spire]

fuck. I fucked up my interview. I told them I used kubernetes before and they ended up grilling me questions about it.

how I managed it and how would I use it

[swift falcon]

well did you use it before?

[solemn spire]

i dont know shit about it. interview started with my mic having problem in starting 2 min. What a waste

[solemn spire]

yea but i dont know much about it

[swift falcon]

so you didn't have good answers for their questions?

[solemn spire]

not really. at the end they said they need to interview all the candidates so ik its joe ver

yea oh well. I should have prepared better

kubernetes was one of the thing they listed in requirement. Man I could have done so much better

[tardy geode]

i feel recruiters sometimes schedule calls to show they are working but the end goal is to reject since they just wanna show that they are working

[west pagoda]

I interviewed on-site for a role 2 months ago, the the recruiter says my on-site was strong but they’re still interviewing lmao

[solemn spire]

loan payment starting september 1st

[autumn iris]

[prisma flax]

Well here i am struck with messy data wharehouse and can’t understand how to navigate or view all the relationships in the server

Anyone has any suggestions their only have views build but am not able to understand how to use views to understand the structure

[arctic orchid]

joe biden will come to the rescue!!

https://tenor.com/view/walking-with-eagle-joe-biden-walking-confidently-flying-eagle-walking-with-confidence-gif-18750703

[rich prairie]

apply for income driven repayment

if your income is too low, you will have 0 payment and 0 interest

[arctic orchid]

dont pay a penny yet

democrates need our vote

[ornate cliff]

Hello graduates

Any advice on the best tent that can handle Canadian weather conditions?

Just planning ahead in this market

[obsidian crater]

Ask Yukonese people

[rich prairie]

go to REI and buy the most expensive tent

problem solved

[ornate cliff]

We don't have REI in Canada

[rich prairie]

pilgrimage to bass pro shop

[wet jacinth]

LinkedIn feels extra dry today

[rich prairie]

and buy the most expensive tent

[obsidian crater]

LinkedIn is dry everyday

It's Joe Ver

[ornate cliff]

I added 7 recruiters from Duolingo and all ghosted me

[rich prairie]

you need to send them passive aggressive messages like their app does to their customers

[tardy geode]

it has been like that since the last 5 days

ig its gonna be the same until next monday

man mongodb is so bad , after working a lot in relational db's i am not at all liking it

[sturdy forge]

LMAO are you serious?

[tardy geode]

💀

[grizzled bronze]

duolingo prefers hiring mainly from their partner colleges

[tardy geode]

i pray everyday that get something good , the pain i am going through is day by day becoming unbearable

[pine topaz]

💀

[tardy geode]

idk how long i will be able to sustain

[pine topaz]

i wouldve gave u the job

[tardy geode]

[pine topaz]

on the spot

[sturdy forge]

It’s ok we throw behaviorals ✊

[ornate cliff]

Yeah true... gg

[cloud zinc]

There is a professor that is looking for students to participate in his software projects, but I am on bad terms with this professor

I'm not sure if I should ask to join his team or if it would be moot. The only way to reach out to him is on slack, and my last conversation with him was me being chastized for procrastinating on a final project.

[tardy geode]

LINKEDIN WHY U DRY AF

[cloud zinc]

Not a good look if I'm going to be honest, but I am desperate to get something on my resume.

[tardy geode]

so the gopuff recruiter sent me a reject , so in turn i asked him to review my resume

[wet jacinth]

He's going to reject your review request

[tardy geode]

no , he did review it .

[vital meteor]

Will September be better

[wet jacinth]

oh, nice.

[grizzled bronze]

should be, already seeing more opportunities go up

[wet jacinth]

wut, where are these opportunities?

[cloud zinc]

indeed

anything outside of linked from what I'm seeing

[ornate cliff]

all these duolingo posts I just wanna cry

[grizzled bronze]

F5

networks

Fidelity

Travelers

[gleaming trellis]

Which ones feels more pain: getting rejected in the final round or getting rejected by a girl?

[wet jacinth]

job

[rain patio]

job bro

[cloud zinc]

job

[grizzled bronze]

neither, I always anticipate rejection

[vital meteor]

Job I don't need more gfs

[cloud zinc]

you can get over a relationship rejection because your life and growth isn't dependant on another person.

A job rejection systemically fucks you over.

[wet jacinth]

you've seen it all

joining military?

[cloud zinc]

every waking moment of unemployment, you are reminded how worthless and powerless you are by the number of things you are unable or struggling to purchase (car, rent, utilities)

[vital meteor]

Can't even afford nongshim black, have to buy original

[wet jacinth]

don't

[pulsar cloud]

bro in the final round? that's 1000x worse

[wet jacinth]

do both

[cloud zinc]

only people who make love rejection such a massive deal are either immature people or incels

[pulsar cloud]

there are way more girls than tech jobs dog.

[vital meteor]

There are only 5 girls in newjeans though

[pulsar cloud]

bro arent they all underage

[gleaming trellis]

I just realized that getting a girl is not as competitive as getting a SWE job

[pulsar cloud]

bro theres less competition for the most gorgeous woman @ ur university than there is for netflix rn

[cold pawn]

most gorgeous woman likely already has a partner

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-20348263

[ornate cliff]

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/warren-buffett-berkshire-recession-michael-burry-big-short-steve-hanke-2023-8 gg guys

[rain patio]

It’s joever

[pine topaz]

gg

i was skeptical when burry was the only one shorting the market

but its joever now

gonan dump all my portoflio on water like burry now

[tardy geode]

the week of 14th aug and 7th aug . these 2 were wild . everyday there were shit ton of openings

[rain patio]

This year?

[toxic wren]

Which companies are using codesignal

[west mortar]

Roblox, capital one, okta, sig (not gca), datadog

That’s all I know

[rigid lintel]

has anyone gotten a response from SIG after their oa?

[toxic wren]

Which one of them are currently giving codesignal tests for new hires

[rotund portal]

netflix

[west mortar]

Just Roblox and capital one ML program

[rain patio]

I got a job after i graduated 😔

[bold pier]

we are running out of dishes

[pine topaz]

they did not 👁️ that coming 😉

[rain patio]

pretty well lol

they told me that they didn't expect me to stay for long anyway since the position was more of a college student position. That job would have been great for me during college

me too lol

they're gonna get me a cake on my last day too

[pine topaz]

🐐 company

[pulsar cloud]

awe thats so nice

[rich prairie]

what do you do if you get 2x OAs for 2 diff positions from same company?

but they appear to be identical OAs in terms of size/length

like does it just know it's for both

[bold pier]

that's nice! So did you actually sell cameras? o.O

[willow sedge]

putting socks on my cat and watching him freak out for a few seconds has made up for the rejections today

[rich prairie]

nvm answered

[bold pier]

Please don't do that. Putting socks on cats and scaring them might trigger some of their primal instincts which may lead to them revolting against the Germans leading to world war 3

[bold pier]

bro wtf

[willow sedge]

he’s fine lmao he just freaked out

[bold pier]

nobody beat you up as a kid and it shows

[willow sedge]

this is called being a responsible cat owner and having fun

no lol

[bold pier]

that usually translates to let them scratch your hands so that the bones start showing through the wounds

[willow sedge]

he’s a really well trained cat lmao. he goes on walks and likes attention. he’s essentially a dog

[willow sedge]

unfortunately he was prescribed to me so i can’t share 😔

[rain patio]

Oh i wasn't in sales, but I worked in tech support

lol it's funny how much cats hate clothes, but my parents dog loves getting dressed up

[tacit grove]

literally

[willow sedge]

he’s got an insta if u want more photos lol

[bold pier]

Do this lmao
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuUqZFFLp5G/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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[willow sedge]

i did that when he was a kitten lol

[delicate sigil]

any new openings in SDE?

[north latch]

any ideas where to look for openings for PMs a few years outta college

[swift falcon]

staffing agencies really be harshing my vibe

seeing the same job reposted that I've already been rejected by the company for

[ornate cliff]

dude FUCK hackerrank

what are these fucking questions

every question is a whole ass essay

[swift falcon]

fuck just realized I sent out a cover letter with the wrong date rip

[bold pier]

don't worry they will reject your application without seeing only

[past hound]

If they require a cover letter, it is a hard no for me.

[swift falcon]

so if there is a cover letter field I just leave it blank?

[bold pier]

this is why I never got an on campus job : (

[past hound]

How about the "why do you want work here" boxes?

[bold pier]

but what kind of places do you apply to? Smaller orgs with old ass recruiters might still value cover letters vs big tech recruiters who don't have time for all that shit

[marble ivy]

Like 40

For a peanut offer

They did not

[pulsar cloud]

sentry was unlike any other

holy shit bro

[ornate cliff]

bro that platform is aids

[willow sedge]

hahaha "What is your expected total compensation (base plus incentives) for this position? Please do not input "Negotiable""

[burnt orchid]

Please dont put that u are open to any value and just want a job

[willow sedge]

part of me wanted to say fk the job and put negotiable

[ornate cliff]

160,000

[proper hull]

Does anyone recommend still reaching out to recruiters to flag your interest in a job & to chat about your qualifications? There’s this job I really want but I’m struggling to get a referral.

[past hound]

It may be worth it if you get lucky, but don't expect a ton of luck.

Most cold reachouts don't result in anything

If they are reach out to you, then that is usually better.

[rain patio]

use blind if u can, or ask alumni on LinkedIn who work at that company

[oblique wasp]

How do you find out the recruiter of a job posting?

[swift falcon]

bro i'm about to do some blood magic ritual offering to the earth to manifest a job for myself

like browsing linkedin literally making me go insane

[cloud zinc]

got rejected from northerntrust

[willow sedge]

i’ll go find some crystals

[willow sedge]

i’ve watched someone being “sacrificed” at a festival before

[rain patio]

GOD DID @pulsar mural

[swift falcon]

what did that entail

[willow sedge]

a guy dressed up as an angle. a dude in a mask and a lot of red drinks being poured on him

[swift falcon]

was he acute or obtuse?

[willow sedge]

leave me alone 😭

[swift falcon]

like wine?

[willow sedge]

nah not wine. you don’t waste wine at a festival lol

that stuff is hard to sneak in

[swift falcon]

red bull?

[swift falcon]

was it a music festival? or what?

[willow sedge]

yeah music

[swift falcon]

interesting

[willow sedge]

nahh they check those

[rain patio]

Ik guys bury wine in outside lands

And then dig it up

[swift falcon]

you personally know them?

[rain patio]

Yea some

[swift falcon]

i feel like i've read about that before on the innernet

amazing that it was actually put into action effectively

[cold pawn]

looks like spamming tbh

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[solemn spire]

Damnnn. Mine was like 20 to Raytheon now its auto reject

[rotund portal]

F

[candid gyro]

Which company

[rotund portal]

Delta Airlines

[candid gyro]

Ahh

[swift falcon]

you know you’ll never hear from them again

[rotund portal]

oh but they’ll hear about it, never flying delta ❌ again

[pine topaz]

if u maake a linkedin post they will be in shambles

[rotund portal]

lmao 💀

[grizzled bronze]

that sucks, glad it didn't happen after your final round though

you hear back from Netflix?

[rotund portal]

I got a call from two people claiming to be from Netflix on a Saturday 11pm. Call was a legit phone screen but pretty sure someone’s pranking me. No way they’d call at that time out of the blue

Other than that, I have a meeting with one of their head of engineering but its in october, hopefully she’ll clutch

[arctic orchid]

Fuck delta

Can’t pay anymore to get into delta lounge, delta card is mandatory now

[grizzled bronze]

Delta's benefits are great

[grizzled bronze]

I can't afford that lol

I'm still gonna apply if they put more up

One particular company had this annoying math assessments, but they pay well so I'm waiting for them to post their app again

No, Geico. $120K remote. It's gonna be a lot more competition this year though, they might even fill from their intern conversions.

that's where I failed, their HackerRank was very easy problems

graphs/charts/and maybe some logic puzzles I think

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[marble ivy]

geico pays 120k remote??

[grizzled bronze]

yes, not sure if they're doing remote this year too or hybrid

[marble ivy]

all the salaries on level r way lower

[grizzled bronze]

it's true, levels is inaccurate for that

someone here confirmed it's $120K too

[marble ivy]

that’s crazy

geico pays more than basically every bank and is remote

[halcyon topaz]

It is true

[tardy geode]

Linkedin is dry today also

smh

[swift falcon]

fr tho

all I got was spam from some rando with that job search ad

ridiculous

I even got a random connection from a recruiter yesterday and no messages or anything

it's like the universe is playing tricks on me

[raven warren]

It’s gonna be a rough new grad season.

[gleaming trellis]

Don’t may 2023 grads have internship return offers already instead of applying to new grads?

[rotund portal]

i have a friend that interned at google this summer but he didn't get a fulltime offer so he's recruiting rn

v sad

[gleaming trellis]

recruiting? You mean applying?

[raven warren]

ROs seem like they are at an all time low

[rotund portal]

sorry, yeah

[gleaming trellis]

Was wondering why google have posted “software engineer I” jobs a few weeks ago that required only minimum 6+ months of experience yet no RO to interns?

I was trying to apply but used up my referral positions and had to wait 90 days

[valid flame]

i have a friend who got a return offer but he interned two summers in a row and graduated a quarter early cuz they told him to

bro had to fight for it

[pine topaz]

@rain patio What happened

[wet jacinth]

and I asked her to refer me, she said she doesn't refer people she does not know.

[pine topaz]

actualy? 💀

[wet jacinth]

yeah

"Hey, thanks for this message! But I don't do cold referrals. I understand that the market is really rough right now but they have never worked for me :("

Trying wouldn't hurt though

[tardy geode]

do you guys apply to jobs that have been posted 3-4 days ago or a week ago

[tardy geode]

💀

if someone asked me for a referal(if i was working in a decent firm) then without any second thoughts i would refer

[wet jacinth]

in the past 5 mins

otherwise you get buried in the 100s

[tardy geode]

i would even followup with the HR to know the status as i could relate to all the pains and suffering

[tardy geode]

databricks ng had 3k applicants in 3 hours

and then they reposted it the next day which had 1k applicants in an hour

💀

[rain patio]

She’s sad 🥲

[vital meteor]

yea nothing to lose if you havent already applied

[pine topaz]

😦

atleast u tried

[whole berry]

anyone wanna help me draft a cold email to a manager

i have no idea how to actually start the dialogue in the email

what am i saying to begin with

[woven berry]

start with: "Give me an offer, NOW!"

that will surely get you the job

[swift falcon]

Notice me Senpai Notice Meeeeee

[whole berry]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-garrys-mod-infinite-gif-17807543

[gentle lodge]

ask gpt and refine it? 🤷‍♂️

[wet jacinth]

they'll know

[wraith yew]

how's le market looking guys

more job?

[wet jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/thisisfine-disaster-denial-fine-fire-gif-5213093

[whole berry]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

https://tenor.com/view/sudicid-depressed-gif-14302694

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/drowning-ocean-gif-21032069

[swift falcon]

it's 0 day tomorrow

what's your plan?

an honorable career

[tardy geode]

Hi X,

My name is X , I am actively seeking SDE roles and was wondering if you are hiring for the same .(then describe in 1-2 lines about your exp or background) I am available immediately . With that said I have attached my resume for you to review .

Thanks,
Your Name

[pine topaz]

arent u joining the military

[tardy geode]

and lets say if you know the position then do this

[whole berry]

hey so i wrote one up in the mean time can i send it here

for you to take a look at ?

[tardy geode]

sure

[fallen fox]

anyone take ocient oa? those mfs really want you to make a new language?

[whole berry]

Good afternoon Simon,

I hope this email finds you well. My name is [op name], and I’m reaching out to you to express my interest in the renewable energy work being conducted at [company name]. Having been referred by [contact 1] and [contact 2], both of whom speak highly of your leadership and encouraging management style, I’m excited to connect and perhaps discuss a mutual fit within your organization.

My background in software development combined with my passion for impactful projects and missions aligns well with [company name] innovative initiatives. I currently work as a software developer at [company] where I’m a full stack developer and have previously worked at Blackberry QNX as a kernel software developer and at Thales Canada as a software analyst/developer. Combined, I have experience in low level mission critical systems and as a full stack python developer that allows me to pick up and learn new technologies and systems relatively quickly.

I would love to discuss more about how my skills and experience can contribute to [company name] commitment to their clients’ objectives. Thank you for your time and I look forward to hearing from you.

Regards,

[tardy geode]

this is good , but maybe you could shorten it a bit ? .

[whole berry]

ok

[tardy geode]

??

[tardy geode]

i mean not a hard requirement to shorten it

[swift falcon]

this is nice

except for what exactly is a 'mutual fit'

[whole berry]

its good for me and for them

[whole berry]

i will try to shorten it up and make sure they're required to look at my resume

[swift falcon]

i know it's a bit nitpicky so take it or leave it, but I feel like it should be reworded to something along the lines of "and discuss if me joining your team would be a mutual fit."

[whole berry]

ill take it

sounds better

thanks bro

appreciate you looking at that big blob of text

[valid flame]

i remember this shit from HS

they never responded

really set the tone for my current experience

[past hound]

About to.

Remember people mentioning you have to make a virtual machine in like under 90 minutes.

💀

At least, that was last year.

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-27058877

[past hound]

Basically an entire project

in under 90 minutes

lol

[fallen fox]

they dont even pay that much for how difficult their interviews are

[obsidian crater]

@fallen fox job posting?

[fallen fox]

it's gone i applied almost 2 months? ago

[obsidian crater]

oh

[ornate cliff]

Too long get to the point

[obsidian crater]

Momo

[past hound]

Yea, it has been gone for like a month.

[ornate cliff]

Joblessness is fun ☺️

[obsidian crater]

Felt

I'm going insane

[neon perch]

ITS TOUGH

🪢

[ornate cliff]

My strategy is this:

1. short intro about me
2. why I like their company (parrot some bullshit from corporate values blog)
3. how my background fits their company goals and values

All in 2 short paragraphs. Boom done.

Include job link you applied to and resume

That's it

Not really most of it is your background and how you would be a good fit. The rest shows you're paying attention

[swift falcon]

the whole email is like 7 sentences

which is within the total number of sentences that would be in 2 paragraphs

[ornate cliff]

The length doesn't matter as much as getting to the point

The position you want, how you're a good candidate, can you please look at my application

I like to be direct lmao

Has only worked once for me

[grizzled bronze]

all it takes is one person to say yes!

[ornate cliff]

And then you choke the interview

[violet topaz]

are yall applying to 2024 new grad positions as well?

[ornate cliff]

Well... 2023 is over so yeah

[past hound]

yea

[rain patio]

cant believe im fr interviewing for a $20/hr data entry job rn fml

is there anything better that i can get with my cs degree while i apply for actual CS jobs

[past hound]

No

[rain patio]

🥲

i sold feet pics in college, maybe i should explore that some more

anyone here looking to buy some male feet pics :,)

[whole berry]

Ok

[cloud zinc]

Full-stack project opportunity: feet-selling platform

Half bullshitting, but there is a problem that one can solve with frontend/backend tools

I wouldn't pursue this, but feel free to take this idea and run with it

[valid flame]

instead of saying "i sold feet pics" say "successfully distributed high-demand product"

[rain patio]

theyre all pretty much equally as competitive rn :/

whats easier to land than those bc i be getting rejected from those as well

[heavy reef]

Depends on which area you're in.

Got an example of this?

[raven warren]

They were also all the people who got laid off last year

[heavy reef]

LMAO.

[swift falcon]

my goal is to be a Kuro 10%er

aint no way

[little cypress]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yUSGANred21WqBuCJjFZAIGn9cSYjWti5R5WqTi8ve0/edit#gid=0

[cloud zinc]

I thought remote jobs were restricted to upper-level developers, not entry level

[neon perch]

Is scale AI gonna accept Dec 2022 grads?

[cloud zinc]

Due to the hiring freeze

[ornate cliff]

He's talking about me he viewed my linkedin

[heavy reef]

LOOOL.

[rotund portal]

https://tenor.com/view/travolta-desert-dry-drought-gif-20765263

no change

[unreal rampart]

Why did bro violate unprovoked

[rotund portal]

i'm talkin about the market lol

[obsidian crater]

Felt

[marble ivy]

im pretty sure the 6 ppl on my team combined work a total of 4 hours a day

in our office days ppl literally show up at like 12 pm, then do a 2 hour lunch and then leave at 3

[arctic orchid]

SEPTEMBER SURGE

[swift falcon]

when

[marble ivy]

dude no one even knows where he is

he doesn’t even show up to the office

this person joined in like april and he said he’s talked to our manager like 3-4 times in total

his teams status is Away the whole day

Na he’s like 60

Ya prob just chilling now

i’ve stopped going into the office too

in the past month i’ve gone like once

Not rly for me cuz im young 20s doing nothing

this is kinda like the peak of my career to learn

yeah the project our team works on was introduced in like 2013

to make some service faster

and it’s still not done

[pine topaz]

do OE @marble ivy

[obsidian crater]

hire me

[pine topaz]

then find one

[heavy reef]

Hmm, so I have a direct referral to Northrop.

But do you guys think it's worth waiting until more new grad positions open up?

Don't want to go through with the referral application yet.

Yeah, I will at some point, just want to hold off a little bit.

But I'm not sure how many NG positions are going to open at this point.

[marble ivy]

Thx i forgot how easy it is to get a job

[swift falcon]

bout to get some professional headshots done for the september surge

[heavy reef]

Lol, oh god, for your LinkedIn?

[swift falcon]

yep

just a nice one that isn’t blown tf out

old one

terrible

[solemn spire]

if you are homeless, just buy a house @marble ivy

[grizzled bronze]

you just recently started though right, it might ramp up soon for you

[solemn spire]

every role is Mid-Senior

[past hound]

"let them eat cake" vibes

[rotund portal]

do you guys also apply to the 2024 new grad roles or is that just me?

fr?? it doesn't hurt to try no?

[wet jacinth]

It does

[rotund portal]

why's that

[neon perch]

1 more day

[hazy cloud]

process applied intuition phone

[whole berry]

https://tenor.com/view/were-back-its-over-gif-24400541

[swift falcon]

it's like this jif was perfectly made for us

also, does anyone know what MindPal is

"Robotic Recruiter" what does that even mean

[cloud zinc]

got a status update for amazon's internship and my heart sank.

Turns out it was a reminder that the internship was still open

Second most useless company notification I've ever encountered

[pine topaz]

starting to see this even though i only watch neetcode

this will be the end of tiktok SWEs

🫡

[cloud zinc]

oh thank heavens

I'd gladly burn in this unemployment hell if it means dragging these parasites with me

[pulsar cloud]

we need more tiktok swes

[swift falcon]

would you all commute 2 hrs a day for a job at this point?

~ an hour drive each way

[pulsar cloud]

that'd suck giga cock

but yea

[swift falcon]

maybe I could sleep in my car

[cloud zinc]

I've commuted for 3 hours to and from my most recent internship. From Burlington, VT to Burlington, MA

[swift falcon]

idk was it?

i just googled and it says avg is 55min a day

[cloud zinc]

I heard from my classmates back then that they had to drive through the Nevada desert for their coop

[swift falcon]

I'd have to leave around 6:30 AM to make it in by 8 AM

oh god it looks like it might even be longer

[swift falcon]

I'd probably sub to audible at that point

188 miles a day lol

that's like half a tank of gas

I hope the job location is a typo and it's supposed to be their other location, but if not then I'll just back out I guess

if I even get any sort of contact from them

[shrewd ocean]

can 2023 grads apply for 2024 postings

[oblique wasp]

Are we allowed to do freelance work on F1 visa?

[narrow harbor]

some don't allow it based on their required graduation dates

but you should apply to all of em anyways

[tardy geode]

Flask is one bs of a framework

i wasted one whole day learning it and don't like it at all

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[prime palm]

Flask is goated

[rotund portal]

alright, wake up yall. another day another grind.

WE WILL GET BUNCHA EMAILS WITH OA’S AND INTERVIEW REQUESTS

[cloud zinc]

I have 28 days until the career fair to gain experience. Luckily, I am allowed to join a side project with that professor from a couple days ago

Basically refactoring/redesigning a campus-wide website

Nothing too grand, but its a team project experience

[tardy geode]

how

django is i feel

[prime palm]

i hate django

[tardy geode]

[cold pawn]

same

[unreal rampart]

any one have a plug on a free version of grokking the coding interview?

[pulsar cloud]

libgen

im also just pretty sure u can google grokking pdf and it'll show up

[wet jacinth]

Christoph Waltz did well though

[solemn spire]

Thats a good one tho

[prime palm]

idgi

[wet jacinth]

He did well in Django Unchained

[tacit grove]

linkedin is dry af today

[tardy geode]

I wanna learn TS from scratch

any good tutorials ? / first steps

[tacit grove]

didn't see anything new from my job alerts

[tardy geode]

same

[tacit grove]

next week hopefully @tardy geode please 😭

[tardy geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCg4U1FzODs&t=583s&ab_channel=TraversyMedia

is this good ?

??

i see everywhere sying "i switched to TS for react and never looked back" and shit

[pulsar cloud]

yea u dont learn ts like that honestly

go make some shit with angular idk

i mean learning any lang by learning syntax is a waste of time

[solemn spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ups-united-parcel-service-gears-gif-16723407

[pulsar cloud]

oh no i wasnt

referring to that video

it's kinda everywhere now though

[cold pawn]

you can't simply call something that was developed by Microsoft bad
Microsoft is FAANG level
Microsoft reigns supreme

nobody knows how normal JS works
it's a mystery
but what's known is that it's super inefficient

now people start writing microservices and other complex systems with Javascript
everything with javascript
web, mobile, desktop
why are they so obsessed with it

[tardy geode]

anyone heard of Robert Half ?

is it legit ?

[grizzled bronze]

It's a legit company, you still gotta do your research on the companies they recommend you

my brother got placed into a toxic company for IT and was terminated in a few months

[tardy geode]

bruh they reached out to me for some Lead Full stack role which requires 10+ years/6+ YOE

💀

C2H

smh

don't they even glance at your resume

or do they buff up your resume and send

i see

let see what happens if i reply "yes i am interested , let me know more about it"

[bold pier]

I never heard back from RObert Half with all the required skills and experience

[wet jacinth]

Why won't Robert Half reach out to me

[bold pier]

They seem like Resume hoarders rn

[wet jacinth]

I tell myself that he's busy. But deep down I know he doesn't want me.

[tardy geode]

💀

nuts

[bold pier]

Literally entire google + fb tech stack, they are hoarding resumes for sure

[tardy geode]

i replied to them lets see

[bold pier]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grind-dont-stop-gif-26421494

[fallen fox]

starfield is out boys

[bold pier]

new season?

[fallen fox]

no dooming for at least one week

[fallen fox]

[bold pier]

what's the imdb rating

[fallen fox]

6.9

[bold pier]

critics rating 4.20

[rotund portal]

ooooh an entry level job

[wet jacinth]

https://careers.adobe.com/us/en/job/ADOBUSR139175EXTERNALENUS/2024-University-Graduate-Software-Development-Engineer-2?utm_medium=phenom-feeds&source=LinkedIn&utm_source=linkedin

[rain patio]

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/xuengineer_xueshares-softwareengineer-tech-activity-7103041455379660802-Y1-w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios

@pine topaz she’s just like me fr

[pine topaz]

Great post!
We all try to handle more things than we can because we don't want to refuse others and say "No". Especially if we have a vested interest, like earning a favor with a colleague or learning and developing ourselves more.
But all this must be done calculated! This cannot go forever, and if it does, at one point, you will pay the price!
Learn to say "No", or "Not right now!" and maybe explain why too if you care enough for the other person to understand your reason!
This is me talking from experience! That's my advice!

[pulsar cloud]

nice i dont even have to read it

[rain patio]

🤣

[rain patio]

it’s alway the 40+ year old mfs responding to her 💀

[wet jacinth]

any good guides for C#?

I know Java. I'm hoping to pickup C# quickly.

[candid gyro]

You’ve made my day @rain patio thanks for sharing

[rotund portal]

no way she has her selfie on all of her posts

[rain patio]

she’s mastered the LinkedIn algo w/ her post structure + selfie follow up

[narrow harbor]

she knows she's can attract all the lonely 40 year olds

[vital meteor]

not just them

[narrow harbor]

horny*

props to her tbh

[rain patio]

“Great advice! Great picture!” 🤣

[pulsar cloud]

them mfs didnt read the post bro

[rain patio]

I don’t see anything

I’m so slow

LMFAO

[heavy reef]

Good god, that LinkedIn post with her selfie.

High-key might message her asking for some tips though.

[rotund portal]

or maybe you can give her your tip ahem

[heavy reef]

Naw, I don't swing that way. LOL.

[vital meteor]

you want her tip instead?

[heavy reef]

[rotund portal]

ok where are these emails i was expecting today smh

[hardy cypress]

I don't even get the daily morning rejection emails no more

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-cry-reading-pepe-the-frog-sad-gif-17607942

[tacit grove]

anyone see anything open up today

linkedin didn't have anything new

or will there be more openings after labor day

@gentle peak 11 hours 😭

[arctic orchid]

She’s linkedln bad

[wet jacinth]

she's a witch. she didn't give me a reference

only bad people don't give referrals

[hardy cypress]

these linkedin chicks are scary lol

[ornate cliff]

she ghosted me

[solemn spire]

Bro

[rain patio]

Mfs don’t give a fuck 💀

[willow sedge]

i hate job posting that are marked entry level and want 10+ years of experience

[solemn spire]

Cant beat Hassan. The rizz god

[arctic orchid]

Down so so bad

[rain patio]

😂

[wet jacinth]

that is a reasonable thing to hate on

[narrow harbor]

bruh how do people comment this without feeling some type of embarrassment

[heavy reef]

LOL.

[past hound]

Some people have no shame

[heavy reef]

Well, I actually booked a call session with her tomorrow just to see what it's like. Her coaching profile fits me pretty well.

[narrow harbor]

i had an old coworker who slide into girl's DMs on linkedin like whyyyyyyy

[heavy reef]

I've heard that happen a lot, unfortunately.

[rain patio]

was there a cost

[heavy reef]

Naw.

[rain patio]

big bro can u do a huge favor and ask if Tesla has hc 🤣 /s

[grizzled bronze]

great advice, great picture!

[heavy reef]

Wat.

[tardy geode]

she cute

@fallen fox do you mention your current firm when applying to ng roels ?

[fallen fox]

yeah, i graduated in december so a 9 month long gap is hella sus

but if you graduated in may and recently started something, it might be better to not put that on your resume? idk lol difficult to say really

[pine topaz]

did u ask for a referal 💀

[ornate cliff]

nah I just added her cuz she linkedin bad

she has crazy linkedin clout

...and she bad

in terms of linkedin

[ornate cliff]

in terms of linkedin!!!!!!!

[bold pier]

Have you tried tinder instead?

[pulsar cloud]

this is the funniest shit ive seen all week

[pulsar cloud]

we all thought it

[willow sedge]

i’m starting to feel like i’m expired with all these 2024 postings

[serene nymph]

Figma reject

[heavy reef]

[ornate cliff]

Figma emailed me thanking for my application? A week later? the fk?

[heavy reef]

Yeah, same.

I guess they have a lot of applicants.

[void bear]

I got the application email, too

Wtf, I thought that was rejection

[willow sedge]

i met with the career advisor at my college and she said my resume was shot 😭

[heavy reef]

It's okay, I got rejected at 12 am.

[raven warren]

The career advisor at my college says it is good to have your picture on your resume

So I generally don’t listen to them

[willow sedge]

they want me to rephrase some stuff and switch the order around

which it makes sense

[ornate cliff]

LMAO I spat out my prime energy hydration beverage

[arctic orchid]

Career advisors at schools no longer help in this day in age

Unless you go to a top school and or they help you get in contact with alumni

[willow sedge]

idk if my school is a top school or not but we have an alumni network

[arctic orchid]

Let me edit to “and or”

[tardy geode]

dw its gonna be shit show and companies won't hire shit ton of ng's like they used to .

[willow sedge]

yes but fam i need a job lmao

[tardy geode]

fam i am not saying don't take your chances

bruh career advisors are a scam

💀

A load balancer is used to distribute traffic to differnt servers to help with throughtput performance and latency

[cold pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-whole-sqaud-gif-22248092

[tardy geode]

and there are 4 types of LB algorithms

[cold pawn]

isn't there much more

[shut crescent]

whos done the entire 150 list

[tardy geode]

Least Connection Method
Least Response Time Method
Least Banwidth Method
Round Robin Method

[tardy geode]

you mean NC 150 ?

[shut crescent]

yup

[tardy geode]

mate i have done 100 of em

[shut crescent]

some people are going to be so ready when the market picks up

all this prep to just be asked two sum

[tardy geode]

sir this is not 2021

[shut crescent]

they'll mass hire again

[tardy geode]

i prepd tf out for my intern interview at walmart

like i did shit ton of sysdesign

yeah grokking FTW

[tardy geode]

nope they won't , tech is not tech anymore

[swift falcon]

yeah I had a meeting with one and I was expecting some meaningful help with networking but it was basically like "use handshake and find alumni on linkedin and beg for job there"

[shut crescent]

yes it is lol they'll just open up more roles

which is already happening

[swift falcon]

like bruh, you telling me you don't have a relationship with the companies in the area where you can refer me?!?!? sheesh

[tardy geode]

i preped so bad , got the internship also that too in CA . but when i didn't get the return offer it broke me

to a point where i was depressed for half of my fall semester

it took time to get over it since i wanted it so bad and as an international student that;s what i had dreamed of

[heavy reef]

Do you mind me asking what your email said?

[tardy geode]

and now i am getting resume rejected by them

and i see non interns getting in

god is testing me it feels , its painful everyday to get up , apply , show up to work, get humilated there since its TOXIC , come back , apply , prep and then sleep again only for a few hours to get up again and apply

mental health has gone south to a point where it can go no more south but off the planet

[past hound]

such a mood

[chrome nimbus]

there are countries where that's good advice, but, assuming you're in Canada/US, that's not one of them. Unless you're trying to be an actor or something.

[obsidian crater]

You're polite af

Are you Canadian?

[tardy geode]

[chrome nimbus]

it's a bit too obvious sometimes, isn't it?

[tardy geode]

just come out side

for the night

take your time

[obsidian crater]

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-fire-mood-scream-gif-12489711

[ornate cliff]

hello graduates

things seem bleak

but WAGMI

[rain patio]

Wtf how

[tardy geode]

F

[rain patio]

who’s #1 now

[tardy geode]

deez

[ornate cliff]

Dude so many internships opening up

Should I go back to school?

[tardy geode]

ikr

[rain patio]

bruh....how

corn is like...the most american thing besides burgers wtf

[past hound]

American Midwest

[rain patio]

america has fallen

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-gif-26415220

[past hound]

https://tenor.com/view/ichawkeye-corn-cornfield-iowa-gif-26286275

[rain patio]

without the corn industry, we are doomed

[past hound]

So much corn

[tardy geode]

gotta apply to John Deere asap

[rain patio]

drinks cup full of high fructose corn syrup

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rakeitoop-rokeitup-dj-khaled-surf-gif-21792750

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/cornman-corn-man-corn-time-time-gif-20345758

[tardy geode]

They didn't believe in us

[past hound]

cornium

[tardy geode]

BUT GOD DID !!!

[rain patio]

the corn industry will hire millions of software developers....trust me

[tardy geode]

They dont want you to be the top exporter of corn

BUT

GOD DID !

[rain patio]

lol

[tardy geode]

Staff Corn SWE

[pallid kernel]

how many jobs are u guys applying to per day

[solemn spire]

man where are my applications going

[ornate cliff]

however many are posted... so zero

[pallid kernel]

are u leetcoding

[ornate cliff]

not enough 😦

[pallid kernel]

more than me

i feel like its useless

if i cant even get an OA

[serene nymph]

Thank you for your interest in Figma! We wanted to let you know we received your application for the Software Engineer - Early Career (2024), and we are delighted that you would consider joining our team.

While we’re not able to respond to every applicant, our recruiting team will contact you if your skills and experience are a strong match for the role. If you are not selected for this position, keep an eye on our jobs page as we’re growing and adding openings

Best,
The Figma Team

[heavy reef]

That's not a rejection email.

[serene nymph]

did you get something like that?

[heavy reef]

Yeah, check your Ripple Match, you got assigned a technical recruiter likely.

[serene nymph]

wait wtf

i was grieving already

youre right im just illiterate

[pulsar cloud]

bro was grieving?

[serene nymph]

LETS GO FIGMAAAAA

[ornate cliff]

isn't that just a precursor to a rejection?

[serene nymph]

i got assigned a recruiter lets goooooo

[ornate cliff]

Yall got Carolynn too?

[serene nymph]

hell yea

[ornate cliff]

rejection incoming

for me not you

you're cracked

[serene nymph]

no i only have like 100 leetcode

[ornate cliff]

make it 200 and bag Figma

then refer us 😭

[serene nymph]

na, they call me the gatekeeper

hahahaha just kidding, i hope we all make it

though unrealistic but still doesnt hurt to hope the best for everyone

[ornate cliff]

[grizzled bronze]

figma processed those emails so they could keep their "responds quickly" status on RippleMatch

[willow sedge]

anyone else think leetcode sql is easy? like idk they don’t seem very complicated to me

[swift falcon]

figma bawls

[tardy geode]

30-50 per day before 2 weeks but since last 2 weeks its like 10-20 per day

[serene nymph]

i told you i was rejected

[past hound]

If you mean get, 0.

At least since graduation

[ornate cliff]

get 1, give 1, bomb 1

[past hound]

I had some before

[grizzled bronze]

you're only rejected if you get a rejection email

[obsidian crater]

Nothing from figma

🪢

[past hound]

[ornate cliff]

[past hound]

Lets just pray things get better

[willow sedge]

i like sql 😔

[heavy reef]

Wat, did you apply through RippleMatch?

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/2omb-prayge-gif-24836247

[obsidian crater]

yeah

[sturdy aurora]

tsss got a job then the company went under

[shrewd ocean]

how bad is it to have a resume over 1 page?

when are u even suppose to have more than 1 page

[rain patio]

phd

[shrewd ocean]

what about in terms of yoe

[sturdy aurora]

If you're not mid-level, don't go over

[rain patio]

1 page per 10 yoe is the standard, i believe

u should see my dad's resume lol. It's so packed with stuff

[shrewd ocean]

i have almost 3 yoe as a new grad, and my resume is full with only exp + skill section

i was thinking about doing a project but if i do itll go over if i do

[gleaming lodge]

Any new grad roles hiring

[shrewd ocean]

would it be worth to just extend to one more page for projects?

[shrewd ocean]

ah so ig ppl condense it down more as they get more exp?

[rotund portal]

https://github.com/ReaVNaiL/New-Grad-2024

[sturdy aurora]

i think u can only do projects over the page if they're at a production level atp

[shrewd ocean]

ah thanks for clarifying, will keep in mind

[swift falcon]

is a to do app production level

[shrewd ocean]

it can be if u make it production level ;)

[sturdy aurora]

^. I have a few of them on my phone I use

Quite handy with good integrations

[pallid kernel]

wtf, i cant even find that many new postings

im in canada tho

[shrewd ocean]

a todo with good integrations?

[sturdy aurora]

notion, calendar, exports etc

[pallid kernel]

notion is goated

[sturdy aurora]

i wouldnt see those as all new grad