2023_grads

[polar grail]

By then gpt 5 ai take over our jobs imagine

[rain patio]

fs

and then give em mock tests and shit

and then modify the curriculum based on that

fs

when i had two pythons on my computer at once

that shit was a mess

[bold pier]

what jobs will AI take, all big and significant money making businesses have their technology and documentation closed source. Where will AI learn from to replace those engineers.

[rain patio]

bruh wsl is a bitch

im locally testing on docker in wsl rn

and my setup crashes for the dumbest reasons

[cold pawn]

windows

[rain patio]

nah i gotta run hashicorp

[bold pier]

thats deeper than inception

[rain patio]

i literally don't get the point of a sitetesting environment

if you can't fuck shit up in it

[polar grail]

Prob jobs like like data analysis or something, but i was just joking ik it not possible replace engineers entirely.

[bold pier]

sorry I overreacted

[fresh mango]

which state this?

[vapid oasis]

Congratulations!!

[rain patio]

dammit, I'm at 450+ applications since March 2023 and just barely got 1 interview out of all of those lol

[rain patio]

i mean, if they can make AI as smart as humans but 10000000x faster at thinking, I'm sure it could figure out or reverse engineer just about anything that already exists

imagine what AI could do with all of human knowledge at its fingertips, combined with human level or beyond human level intelligence

it could probably figure out how to continuously make itself smarter too

[bold pier]

found the OpenAI employee

[rain patio]

nah i work in tech support lmao

but i have high hopes with AI. I really hope AI ushers in a new age of prosperity. We can let the AI be president of the world or something and let it come up with way better policies than the rest of us can figure out

It could probably come up with the best ad campaigns anyone has ever imagined and easily distribute that all over the world simultaneously and convince everyone to unite

then we can finally have peace

[swift falcon]

defense companies be like

[vital meteor]

dream job: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWduhvvW2wk

[bold pier]

Bro are they making you do overtime at the call center?

[marble ivy]

How? do u not get recruiter calls either?

[solemn spire]

Congats bro

Meanwhile for me I gotta hold on strong today

https://tenor.com/view/brace-yourself-got-game-of-thrones-zoom-in-gif-17922181

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[bold pier]

Going to a networking event today, god give me strength to talk to extroverts

[hollow flicker]

You got this man just rizz

[cloud zinc]

gonna head off to grad school tomorrow. I'll do whatever it takes to either get a full-time job and drop out or settle with a summer internship and attempt to get a return offer (and apply for a full-time role again)

[rain patio]

no, but it would be nice to live in a world where no one has to work to survive. We could spend our time on hobbies and having fun and stuff

[rain patio]

No recruiter calls lol. Idk

[vapid oasis]

Have you guys ever gotten a dream of interviewing for a company. For some reason I failed the interview in my dream. Like damn.

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-yes-sad-cry-gif-13497856

[pine topaz]

At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA.
At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job.
At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school.

Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21.
Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow.
Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it.
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.
Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough.
You can do it. Whatever it is that sets your soul on fire.

[marble flower]

Canada

[marble flower]

Thanks man . I hope you get something as well

[marble ivy]

do u have any internships?

[rain patio]

Nope

[swift falcon]

what about ur 30s tho

lets face it

if you’re not doing sth by 30

ur ngmi

its over for the little guy

[pine topaz]

Your family loves you, that is a big win

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[unreal rampart]

Ontario ?

[unreal rampart]

Are they still hiring@

[marble flower]

No

[unreal rampart]

Was worth a shot 😂

[obsidian crater]

ngmi

there is no hope

It's over

I lost all hope

only despair

[tardy geode]

i am tired , my eyes pain and back hurts

[obsidian crater]

I am joining the league of shadows

[pine topaz]

@obsidian crater

[obsidian crater]

bane is my god and ra's al ghul my professor

who

eh

sort of but not really

That job is shit anyways tbh

I'd want to rope if I worked there

nah mane

I only LDAR now

I HAVE BECOME TWO-FACE

joker broke me

[rain patio]

So ur saying I'll be a millionaire if I keep working at my tech support job!?

[hollow flicker]

ive only begun to peak tbh you right

i think this shitty job actually wont be too shitty it seems potentially fun

imma take it and keep lookin

[quiet raptor]

[rain patio]

You mean the linus tech tips guy?

[obsidian crater]

No

Rajesh from my village

He used to be Sr. Tech Support at TCS

Until he scammed people out of their savings and became a billionaire

[quiet raptor]

the tech market is gonna get better ong

dw guys, everyone will find jobs

[past hound]

I hope so

[obsidian crater]

it's not

I got referred to a decent paying company but they rejected me - later I found out who got hired for their entry level SWE position

Some guy with 2 YoE at Amazon who got laid off

We just can't compete with no exp

[past hound]

Hope it gets better in the next months, and not the next few years. Although, I doubt it will get better sooner rather than later. Either way, I am trying my best to get something.

[obsidian crater]

🪢

[obsidian crater]

@lunar sonnet this is why they sent me an OA to fail

because they only have levels

0-3 YoE is the same to them

[past hound]

It is more like 1-3 is the same. 0 is basically a death sentence in this market.

[tacit grove]

@gentle peak how are you approaching recruiters for calls/OAs? Just linkedin and cold-emailing or anything else?

[cold pawn]

"People with 0-2 years of experience are encouraged to apply, although actually we would only hire 5+ years of experience"

[past hound]

basically

[obsidian crater]

Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.

📉

[past hound]

We are basically there to pressure the person they actually want to hire with tons of experience into accepting the job for lower pay because "we could easily find someone else if you don't accept".

[obsidian crater]

yeah it's over

[cold pawn]

"We are hiring entry level developers with 8 years of experience for 60k TC, you down?"

[obsidian crater]

hahahaha

yeah

it's over

[hollow flicker]

My Willow tree offer better not rescind

[obsidian crater]

I'm either getting something from this dude

or I go grad school

[cold pawn]

how much

[obsidian crater]

become schizo neckbeard student

[hollow flicker]

90

[cold pawn]

where

[past hound]

I'd kill for that right now

[hollow flicker]

Cbus

This is me bruh I'm taking this shit I probably have on lock and waiting for my Willow tree offer fr

[cold pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-eyeglass-exellent-question-gif-12818139

[hollow flicker]

I'll take anything while I wait tbh

[cold pawn]

@hollow flicker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kddC4gi72UE

[obsidian crater]

I'm not that cracked tbh

[past hound]

To be fair, if you are international, it is better to take on more debt than getting deported if you can't find employment.

[obsidian crater]

You overestimate me

If I went to CMU or something

Maybe I could call myself cracked

[hollow flicker]

Everything finna be fine bro

[cold pawn]

Bloomberg will hire 21 SWEs this season

[hollow flicker]

Just lower your standards like me!

Not aimed at @past hound

Love to hear that

Fr fr

Just don't stop the grind aye?

It should be imo

[obsidian crater]

the bar is insane lol

[hollow flicker]

Oh well lol

[obsidian crater]

in 2022 my friend who has a similar resume to me

• he didn't even finish blind 75

got a 175k tc offer

[hollow flicker]

Yeah comedy

[obsidian crater]

he didn't get laid off

now it's almost impossible

for the same position

oh how the times change

[cold pawn]

is your resume cracked

[obsidian crater]

Idk if it's cracked

[hollow flicker]

I mean I'm literally going to work at a fuckin small ass place

And I'm stoked

I am also stoked if my Willow offer comes through tho

90k I'm bustin

[obsidian crater]

what should ppl focus on then lol

I have 0 motivation tbh

LDAR time

[past hound]

[hollow flicker]

Jokes on you I'm gonna stay at tiny companies forever tbh

Just stay chillin like my old manager

[cold pawn]

I'm not gonna

[obsidian crater]

heh I still have to do akuna oa

I'm gonna do it tomorrow maybe when I'm less doom

[past hound]

Same

[cold pawn]

why grind LC when you can just be a farmer in Texas

[hollow flicker]

So I can not be in pain 24/7

Literally physical pain

[past hound]

Becoming a farmer is actually harder. You need a lot of upfront capital these days if you want something viable. Becoming a farmer is basically becoming a business these days.

[hollow flicker]

You guys should go try and be a welder or some shit it's actually misery

[cold pawn]

forgot that farmers can't do remote

[obsidian crater]

[hollow flicker]

Just do manual labor yo

It's way better than swe trust

[cold pawn]

I never said what farmer
a farmer who farms mobs in Minecraft is also a farmer

[past hound]

lol

[hollow flicker]

I'm omw there

[cold pawn]

did you know that Minecraft was created using Java
you can learn Java, build a game where everything is a cube, and make millions

I love Java

[past hound]

Bedrock is written in C++

[cold pawn]

rip Java

[hollow flicker]

Bedrock is down bad redstone doesn't even work

[cold pawn]

unrip Java

what if Minecraft was written in C#

[obsidian crater]

SO MUCH stuff in java

java is god's language

I bet your microwave uses java

[rain patio]

My dream is to become a mountain farmer in a diff country

Need 200k tc tho

Goats aren’t cheap

[rain patio]

Where do I start

[cold pawn]

dunno
I haven't seen Sugar Trader new grad apps anywhere

[past hound]

probably futures and stuff

[round lake]

Anyone here had an interview at Oracle OCI?

[wide zealot]

When'd you hear back?

[neon perch]

It’s tough man..

[ornate cliff]

Hello

I was told there would be jobs in August

Any advice?

[rain patio]

just cry in a corner like i do

[pine topaz]

we shifted goalposts to septemner

have hope friend

[neon perch]

September is round the corner

[past hound]

[hollow flicker]

you guys got any defense company recommends that might be hiring NGs (besides like Northrup, L3, Leidos, Space Dynamics)

[sturdy forge]

RTX

[tacit grove]

literally 😭

[neon perch]

It is what it is bud 😔

[bold pier]

Scored a Ramp referral, didn't talk to any women. I take that as a win!

[cold pawn]

no itches?
also, what event did you go to

[hollow flicker]

Nah hahahaa

I'm dead at didn't talk to any women

Bro is afraid of them it's all good tho

[bold pier]

Bruh take example of 30+ also, now I feel ngmi coz I'm 28

[bold pier]

I'm not afraid, I'm just financially unattractive to women rn

[hollow flicker]

Lolol even better tbh

Thoughts?

[pine topaz]

Your family and friends loves u unconditionally, dats all dat matters

[bold pier]

Fellas, is it gay to be rich

[bold pier]

Friends?

[pine topaz]

honestly, u just need to find someone who is filthy rich to the point they dont care abt ur financial status

[hollow flicker]

Honestly need sugar mommy

[pine topaz]

not a sugar momma, the love of ur life

[bold pier]

They have better options to be fair, ngmi

[pine topaz]

with that atitude? yeah they do

[bold pier]

For some reason all the men I've talked to today been giving me tips to woo women, is it the weather today?

[hollow flicker]

yes

[vital meteor]

Hello friends, any new jobs today

[willow sedge]

nope

just pain and suffering

it’s also a saturday

[hollow flicker]

tons man

i applied to like a bazillion tbh

[vital meteor]

[hollow flicker]

anyone know the deadline for vanguard test

ig prolly 2 weeks? who knows

[cold pawn]

do it right now
it's hella easy

[hollow flicker]

ok

[cold pawn]

but

[hollow flicker]

its rng right

[cold pawn]

4 LC easy problems + 3 programming concept questions

[hollow flicker]

i might just do it tomorrow i just pounded a beer lmfao

[cold pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pug-dance-dog-doggo-dancing-gif-17922456

[hollow flicker]

or just send it hmmmm

ill send it ig

[willow sedge]

laughs in just found a new resource for jobs

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rakeitoop-rokeitup-dj-khaled-surf-gif-21792750

ng 2023 and ng 2024 on the way to stripe new grad role ^

no of applicants more than 3k then stripe would fking repost it agin which will make it 6k

and then they would select 3 peeps from them

💀

[vapid oasis]

why do thy repost it?

[oblique harbor]

job market is brutal rn

[vapid oasis]

so annoying.

[rain patio]

@hollow flicker I might’ve gotten reject by Epic cause of grad date btw

If the role is real it’s for immediate hire

[hollow flicker]

bruh i just saw that after posting it

vanguard OA was comedy

[rain patio]

I know someone working at vanguard, their interview process is pretty tough

[hollow flicker]

lol well the oa was dumb

basically fizzbuzz

[bold pier]

Guys, cheems is no more .. imma go cut some onions today

[hollow flicker]

who is cheems?

[bold pier]

Him

[hollow flicker]

shiet

shieeet

[obsidian crater]

[halcyon topaz]

Jobs?

[obsidian crater]

none

[bold pier]

Hotel?

[burnt orchid]

tried doing Citadel's OA, got murdered, gave me a medium and hard leetcode X_X

[bold pier]

That was me with snowflake oa last year, hit me like an avalanche

[cold pawn]

it gave me 1 dp and 1 graph problem, both medium-hard

[burnt orchid]

same pretty much, i gave up on the graph one and just had to optimize the dp one more to get more tests to run

[tardy geode]

no jobs

[past hound]

Tech influencers be like

[tardy geode]

fuck LC

the most bs shit man has ever created

oh you mean amazon ng

[past hound]

We can thank Google and everyone else following the leader for that. So called "free thinkers".

[tardy geode]

your linkedin application to X was viewed :
we have an update on your linkedin application to X :
We regret to inform blah blah blah :

2023 season in a nutshell ^^

let me format it correctly

[past hound]

Don't forget the ghosting

Can't even be bothered to send a automated rejection letter at some places

[tardy geode]

your linkedin application to X was viewed :-
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/643089270218817546.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

we have an update on your linkedin application to X :
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/524248158704762890.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

We regret to inform blah blah blah :
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/672161498776469518.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

3 phases of every ng 2023 rn

[halcyon topaz]

Japan

[bold pier]

When ww3

[cold pawn]

big companies when they finished picking their candidates and need to reject the rest

https://tenor.com/view/bollywood-enthiran-remake-rajinikanth-double-gif-12307858

[neon perch]

NGMI!!!!

[vital meteor]

have you met any tentacle monsters

[halcyon topaz]

No

Dude some Thai masseuse tried to give me a hand job yesterday tho

Me and my friends got a massage and she goes “want me to massage down there? 5000 yen”

[vital meteor]

[neon perch]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-shut-up-and-take-my-money-futurama-gif-11820664

[halcyon topaz]

So funny

We went to the red light district and it was wild

[neon perch]

You’re in thailand?

[halcyon topaz]

Japan

[neon perch]

Nicee

Holidays?

[halcyon topaz]

Yep

Break from leetcode

I accidentally bought this fillet for $150 usd cause I thought 22,000 yen was $18 ☠️

[cold pawn]

5000 yen is like 50 dollars
did you do it

[halcyon topaz]

Ya it’s the front most piece of meat in the picture

[halcyon topaz]

Nah I didn’t

And ya it was insanely good

Just $150

And no jobs

[cold pawn]

how do you know japanese

[halcyon topaz]

I’ve never had A5 wagyu so I was happy I did

I don’t know any Japanese but I’ve been getting by with just English

[vital meteor]

for the exp its worth

[halcyon topaz]

Excited for hot springs

[bold pier]

How close is it to animes, did you find any soul reapers fighting at night?

[halcyon topaz]

Honestly it’s kinda close

Like the aesthetic anime portrayals of Japan are very accurate

Everywhere we go looks cool

[signal jewel]

yeah everything looks same.. except their eyes

[vital meteor]

if you play persona 5, you can visit alot of the places ingame

[hollow flicker]

anyone watchin FIGHTS?

[halcyon topaz]

Anime world

[hollow flicker]

just start cage fighting tbh

my hearts not in cs

fuckkkk bro we gotta link up

train

train up

for our inevitable new career path

[past hound]

What happens in cscd, stays in cscd.

[hollow flicker]

YOO no way

chris Weidman is fighting

its joever for this mf hoooollly

last time he got in there he fully snapped his leg 👍

[bold pier]

What's cscd, sounds like a cult

[past hound]

here

[chilly burrow]

cscd is shorthand for cscareers.dev. which is a discord server and website for a community of mostly students looking into breaking into tech.

[bold pier]

Ohhhh, but looks like tech broke the students instead

[past hound]

[glossy shard]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-why-pepe-pepehands-crying-gif-12683546

How many people still finding jobs?

anyone getting any call backs?

[past hound]

Absolutely not.

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-dude-no-oh-bugs-bunny-bugs-gif-22941840

[past hound]

I haven't got a callback since before I graduated

[swift falcon]

ive gotten ghosted

thats it

I think I’m blacklisted

[past hound]

I have been pumping out applications like crazy because being unemployed sucks

[swift falcon]

it’s the only explanation

[fallen fox]

ive been getting rejected from entry level roles right next to where i live

[past hound]

No, very few people here are actually getting callbacks unless they have a cracked resume.

[swift falcon]

whoever has the binders full of cs grads in my area has given me the black mark of death

https://tenor.com/view/blackspot-gibbs-superstition-pirates-potc-gif-16521850

[grizzled bronze]

Walk over and hand your resume

[past hound]

boomers be like

[fallen fox]

[swift falcon]

tpfcs

too phat for cs

[grizzled bronze]

@swift falcon I saw that

[swift falcon]

did u like my suit

[grizzled bronze]

I forgot what it was

but you're not too fat for CS

[swift falcon]

😔

[bold pier]

I wanna see

[rain patio]

im considering a late bet on him

i think suga can get the ko

[pine topaz]

@elder forum

Im here now

gonna stop though, i ran out of food

the finance regulator perosn

[rich prairie]

paychex applications are horribly outdated feeling

this platform feels like its from 2005

also really like how Goldman is sending me OA reminder emails after they already rejected me before the OA

LOL

[hollow flicker]

bros finna go in

jk aljo prolly got it

[burnt orchid]

looool

[obsidian crater]

[tardy geode]

💀

[pine topaz]

RTO to india but with US payroll?

dream

[rain patio]

rto to korea but with us payroll

[pine topaz]

why kroea

thats more expensive

i would rto to vietnam

[rain patio]

cuz kbbq

[rain patio]

to be with your girlfriend yahkuna?

[pine topaz]

yes, we enjoyed our time there in vietnam, the saigon war museum reminded us of her accomplishmetns

awwww

i would move in a heartbeat

if it was US payroll but south asia COL

[obsidian crater]

It's similar

You don't get US tc

But your RSUs are in USD

[pine topaz]

interest

[obsidian crater]

Also you get paid the equivalent of US TC in India

[pine topaz]

so like if i make 200k base USD in US

how mcuh do i make in india

[obsidian crater]

FAANG starting in India is 30K

Now CoL is like 4-5 times less

So your 30K is more like having 120K in the US

[bold pier]

You can get 60-70k USD in India at staff level easily

not new grad though :3

[obsidian crater]

I think it's only a few corps that do that

https://leetcode.com/discuss/compensation/932035/Visa-Inc-or-Staff-Software-Engineer-or-Bangalore

[bold pier]

https://www.levels.fyi/companies/vmware/salaries/software-engineer/levels/senior-mts/locations/india

[obsidian crater]

to be fair that's a lot of money there

I think you are probably a lot more richer than average at 50K in India than 200K in the US

[pine topaz]

no but if i make 200k USD tc and my tc dont change no matter where i live, i would choose to live in a 3rd world country

[obsidian crater]

live in 0 tax place

everything is legal in India

if you know the right people and pass them some rupees

[bold pier]

as long as you don't get caught

[obsidian crater]

just bribe

[bold pier]

you watching too much instagram, if you got money you can get away with anything lmao

[obsidian crater]

Adani got away with the whole country

[bold pier]

discussing global economy with 1k in my account

[obsidian crater]

[pine topaz]

When Im downbad in this market and life in general, I just pull up with this and life seems better:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jb9l5HVZM

[obsidian crater]

r u Indian @pine topaz

[rain patio]

how do i become a cow defender?

[pine topaz]

BANCHODE

[rain patio]

Do i need to sign up anywhere?

[obsidian crater]

you can't I'm sorry

[pine topaz]

nah I learn indian culture form my friends

[obsidian crater]

you need 5 YoE in Hindu Mythology

• you gotta look like a youth laborer who is uneducated

[rain patio]

i know who brahma is

[obsidian crater]

[rain patio]

I am a big shiva fan

I worship shiva

[obsidian crater]

email Modi

[pine topaz]

@rain patio u never been to the taj mahal

dont talk

[bold pier]

lmao no indian goes to taj mahal

[rain patio]

but i realized cows are friends not food

[pine topaz]

where do indians go though

[rain patio]

and i want to defend them

[bold pier]

USA masters

[pine topaz]

[rain patio]

when do i sign up for cow defender boot camp

[pine topaz]

y dou want to defend cows

[obsidian crater]

you must first not consume beef for 5 months

[rain patio]

how about a week

[rain patio]

bc cows are friends not food

and cow defenders are based

[pine topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAZKizxvq4

[rain patio]

AINT NO Way LMFAOO

big chad

all veg

[wispy reef]

Bro ur so corny

[valid flame]

where job

[past hound]

Does anyone know if I need to redo the hackerrank again for vanguard if I already did it for a different location?

Also, yea, the OA was really easy.

[hollow flicker]

im deaddd this is so funny

ufc is a meme

i love it - how has sean beat every killer at bantamweight its nuts

[willow sedge]

my friend just goes “I MADE MONEY” i asked how much… $12

[arctic orchid]

Did he win tonight

It’s literally human cock fighting

But I love it

Was it for the belt?

[willow sedge]

idk what he bets on tbh. man bets on anything and everything

[arctic orchid]

What why

It’s paperview anyways

[rain patio]

umar is there

[hollow flicker]

somehow lol i guess wrestling doesnt work

[rain patio]

sandhagen

merab too

[hollow flicker]

oh true

merab

[rain patio]

merab is 135 colby

[hollow flicker]

forgot about him

[rain patio]

umar is scary

[hollow flicker]

wait umar is at bantam?

[rain patio]

yee

[hollow flicker]

for some reason though he was flyweight

thats hardd

[rain patio]

The boston crowd was hilarious

they were screaming F.N

[arctic orchid]

So do football players

[hollow flicker]

lmfao ok ban football and all sports

i havent been watching much lately

[rain patio]

sandhagen vs suga sean would either be a snoozefest or crazy good

[hollow flicker]

100%

[arctic orchid]

Ultimate fighter

[rain patio]

but if sean could stuff aljo

[arctic orchid]

Was one of the best TV shows

[hollow flicker]

i was surprised weidman did aighttt

[rain patio]

sandhagen aint got shit for him

[hollow flicker]

i thought he was finna die

[rain patio]

weidman's legs finna die

zhang weili is so beast tho

[hollow flicker]

any day now

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/zhang-weili-chinese-mixed-martial-artist-heart-smile-mma-gif-17774885

[hollow flicker]

hey pretty good ones today tho

[arctic orchid]

Also I think they know what they signed up for

[hollow flicker]

i think they would rope

if they couldnt fight

[rain patio]

ian garry vs magny was horrible

[arctic orchid]

I think both tbh obv American more

[rain patio]

ngl

magny was fighting braindead

[hollow flicker]

bro ian nuked him yeah

[rain patio]

and garry couldn't even finish

[arctic orchid]

Futbol players get bad concussions

[hollow flicker]

magny often kinda just prays

[rain patio]

yea

magny is old

too old too slow

[hollow flicker]

weidman is WAY too old

[rain patio]

and garry got speed

[hollow flicker]

im so over it

[rain patio]

yee

[hollow flicker]

thats boxing goober

[arctic orchid]

This was sad asf

[hollow flicker]

educate yourself

[rain patio]

im happy aljo lost

[hollow flicker]

im indifferent

[rain patio]

deadass

did u see spence crawford?

[arctic orchid]

Aljo?

[rain patio]

aljamein sterling

[hollow flicker]

youre a goof starlust

[rain patio]

spence got murdered

crawford > pac

[hollow flicker]

how did aljo even lose like this shit is so funny

[rain patio]

had a whole ass argument with my dad over that

ikrr

[hollow flicker]

i swear bro sean just wins

[rain patio]

he ran in like an idiot and got sniped

[hollow flicker]

way too bro

[rain patio]

he tried to pressure sean

but his standup had holes man

[hollow flicker]

im honestly still mad impressed that sean beat petr

[rain patio]

cuz he couldn't get the takedowns going

[rain patio]

did he?

[hollow flicker]

yes

[arctic orchid]

Did anyone watch the previous card

[hollow flicker]

it was mad close

[arctic orchid]

Lowkey one of the best cards all year

[rain patio]

luque vs rda?

nahh

[arctic orchid]

291

[rain patio]

ohh 291 yea

that shit was wild

[hollow flicker]

oh yeah

[rain patio]

gaethje vs poirier

gaethje got it back

[arctic orchid]

Yeah and all the fights leading up were crazy

[rain patio]

290 was wild too

[hollow flicker]

isreal is fighting whats his name like bruh

[rain patio]

DDP

dricus

du plesis

[arctic orchid]

Like almost every fight was great

[rain patio]

sean strickland

f that guy

he's hilarious tho

but its crazy he got a title shot

[hollow flicker]

no right?

i saw that

and i was like oookay

[arctic orchid]

Wait the guy who won recently

[rain patio]

im not watching that shit lowkey

[arctic orchid]

From South Africa

[rain patio]

dricus du plessis got injured

[hollow flicker]

no me either

[rain patio]

so no he's not fighting

[hollow flicker]

ohh ok

[rain patio]

what are our thoughts on islam charles 2 boys

[hollow flicker]

that makes sense then

[rain patio]

imo islam's striking is just way too fast

[hollow flicker]

prolly islam?

idk

[rain patio]

but if he has a bad weight cut man

[hollow flicker]

islam is crazy

[rain patio]

idk

its not like charles doesn't have weight issues too

[hollow flicker]

his striking is just incredible

[rain patio]

he kept up with friggin volk

with a bad weight cut

[hollow flicker]

yeah bro its joever

volk could prolly beat charles

[rain patio]

charles is getting old ngl

[hollow flicker]

volk is actually the juice lord but i love him

[rain patio]

volk is such a short king

he murdered yair

[hollow flicker]

bro is an athletic god

[arctic orchid]

Du plessis

That guy

[rain patio]

ilia vs volk is gonna happen

and it'll be for the short king belt

[arctic orchid]

Such a stud I want to see him fight Israel soon

[rain patio]

i think he beats israel

better grappling

similar kickboxing

[arctic orchid]

He’s not technical enough

[rain patio]

and just freakishly strong

[hollow flicker]

isreal gonna get got someday by a grappler

[arctic orchid]

He’s just a freak athlete

Tbh

[hollow flicker]

strong enough dude will get it

[rain patio]

vettori already gave the gameplan

nah ddp was a kickboxer

[arctic orchid]

With decent striking

[rain patio]

vettori already gave the gameplan

pressure him

don't open up

and then grapple against the cage

vettori just couldn't keep him down

ddp is a kick boxing world champion and is better than vettori at judo

[arctic orchid]

Are you talking about ddps last fight

[paper stirrup]

sup guys

[rain patio]

nah

im talking bout vettori vs adesanya

1 and 2

[arctic orchid]

But kickboxing world championships

[paper stirrup]

graduated hs in 2023 am i allowed in here

[rain patio]

and how ddp can watch it

[arctic orchid]

Are like

[rain patio]

and learn

[arctic orchid]

There’s multiple leagues right

[paper stirrup]

mean

anyways

[rain patio]

yea

[paper stirrup]

anyone from umich? 😭

[rain patio]

tbh izzy was literally in china league kickboxing

ddp kickboxing was not the best b

but wako is what wonderboy did

[arctic orchid]

Wasn’t a Olympic champ tho

He*

Wonder boy did karate basically

Which is crazy to think about

How far he went in the ufc

[rain patio]

kickboxing is not in the olympics

[arctic orchid]

With his fighting background

[hollow flicker]

bruh it blows my wind how long some of these dudes have been fr athletes

[arctic orchid]

Hmmm nvm then

[rain patio]

yea wako is basiclaly karate style kickboxing

its not the most prestigious

like what alex periera did

[arctic orchid]

One of the only guys with that background

[rain patio]

but its good enoguh for ufc

[arctic orchid]

Ok but bro

[hollow flicker]

You think alex gonna go back to MW

[arctic orchid]

Look at Alex periera

He’s like a genetic monster

[rain patio]

doubt it

his chin is shot

at mw

[arctic orchid]

And a bbj

[rain patio]

thats a crazy cut

[hollow flicker]

he did pretty solid against Jan

[rain patio]

bjj?

yea

i think izzy is gonna have to go up

[arctic orchid]

Bjj like balck belt basically

[rain patio]

periera's bjj is pretty low level relatively but it improved a lot

went from being controlled by izzy

to surviving against jan

[arctic orchid]

There definitely a lot more strikers now and days

[rain patio]

you gotta be able to strike

[arctic orchid]

Wrestling and bjj were the most dominant bases for fighters for the longest time

[rain patio]

cuz even if you want tds

you gotta pressure em

and if you have bad striking like aljo

you get sniped

[rain patio]

bjj was

until wrestlers learned to defend submissions

[arctic orchid]

Now strikers who’ve gotten really good on the ground are dominating

[rain patio]

because bjj specialists can't get takedowns

now its strikers with a solid bjj or wrestling base

because wrestlers have to pressure people who can defend a single leg

[arctic orchid]

Wrestling still is a great base for a fighter tho

[rain patio]

against the fence

it really is

[arctic orchid]

Plus the training is so hard

[rain patio]

even bjj is prioritizing takedowns now

[arctic orchid]

And a lot of people start a young age

Like Khabib

Jon Jones is wrestler base

[arctic orchid]

A lot of wrestlers go into bjj

And vice versa

Now and days

[hollow flicker]

Jon is a freak athlete tho

so is khabib

but like he def invested more directly in wrestling

[arctic orchid]

Khabib is def more technical and skilled then he is athletic

[hollow flicker]

i swear jon is just a god like fighter, his decision making is next level

[arctic orchid]

I honestly still can’t believe suger Shaun won the belt

[hollow flicker]

nah me either its comedy

[arctic orchid]

I thought he was a meme

I remember when first made it into the ufc

[hollow flicker]

after he did ok on petr i was like aight this is crazy

[arctic orchid]

He broke his leg in the middle of a fight

And jsut fought off the floor lol

[hollow flicker]

yeah and he was out on suspension for weed or something for awhile

[arctic orchid]

I feel like he’s had the easiest path to the belt tho

He’s had some easy ass fights

[hollow flicker]

petr is wiiild tho

he almost lost

debatable

[arctic orchid]

Like remember he fought that guy kris mouthino

[hollow flicker]

bruh

that one was

yeah

[arctic orchid]

The guy had like two day notice

For the fight lol

And then jsut ate punches all night

[hollow flicker]

yeah and then they like let it go way too long

has he fought since

[arctic orchid]

I have no clue lol

I hope so he deserved a few fights after that one lol

[hollow flicker]

lets see

[hollow flicker]

ohhhh nah he is i think joever

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rakeitoop-rokeitup-dj-khaled-surf-gif-21792750

bruh DJ khaled is autistic

[neon perch]

Leo Messi does it again

[ornate cliff]

lol messi in MLS is like lebron playing against middle schoolers

[cloud zinc]

Apparently Chito is a distant cousin of my father

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[raven tusk]

Was I a dumbass for rejecting a "Advanced support engineer" role at oracle

It wasnt actual SWE or DevOps, seemed like a fancy tech support role

[raven tusk]

can u elaborate

isn't it shooting myself in the foot getting into a "support engineer for proprietary software" role as my 1st job

even if its oracle

[vapid oasis]

Nobody believed in us!!!! But you know who did ?

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-dj-khaled-released-youtube-originals-new-music-gif-1294281749636121830

[valid flame]

bruh

i really gotta sign up and play roblox to apply

humiliating

[bold pier]

Tell em to bring out the JOBS

[hardy relic]

is it just me or are there less applications opened this time around?

[bold pier]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[hardy relic]

gg

[ornate cliff]

Hello

Happy Sunday

Any advice on how to cope with unemployment?

Thanks

[rain patio]

How selective is the roblox role cuz im really not tryna figure out this confusing ass game for nothing 😭

[ornate cliff]

Have fun with it bro

[rain patio]

Its the opposite of fun i get lost just tryna follow the tutorial 💀💀💀

[ornate cliff]

At least you got OA

You already winning

[bold pier]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwJRzFqM8j5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

bobbyshotta

Why are you so convinced that you aren’t good enough??
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[split igloo]

It feels like times during covid was not normal

The market seems readjusting what is actually normal ig

[bold pier]

How about times before COVID, I don't think there were so many unemployed grads then

[pine topaz]

wasnt there a link where rn is worse then 2008 for new grads

but better then 2001 dot com bubble

[willow sedge]

i’ve picked up a few hobbies to keep my mind off it

[ornate cliff]

That's great I will do that too

[willow sedge]

i’m getting pretty good at embroidery rn tbh

[tardy geode]

its weekend brother

less apps hence

I have a react app where the App.js is in the src folder , .gitignore is outside src in the root folder so how do i add App.js to gitignore ?

[static quarry]

has anyone heard back from roblox?

they said 10 days

[tardy geode]

gotcha ty

also i wanna add that useContext folder too

so it would be src/useContext

right ?

gotcha

thanks sir

how do you guys prep for a phone interview ?

just resume ?

[ornate cliff]

I create stories in STAR format for everything listed on my resume

And then prep some common q&a

[tardy geode]

"everything listed" wdym by this , by this do you mean each and every point of a particular experience OR like for the entire experience?

[ornate cliff]

I would do some basic research on company as well. Sometimes recruiters ask crazy questions like "why do you deserve to work here" LMAO

And then you parrot some corporate mumbo jumbo from their site

[misty pilot]

Anyone here gave the Goldman Sachs OA for new analyst?

[wet jacinth]

mui. I had 2 Leetcode easy. Do not remember the exact questions.

[ornate cliff]

I got two easy

[misty pilot]

Have y'all heard back?

[ornate cliff]

Some in process channel got phone last week

I submitted few days ago so no news yet

[tardy geode]

bruh how tf are people getting OAs

[shut crescent]

does an yone else think markets about to get even worse

[rain patio]

I am a bit concerned

[cold pawn]

yes
companies will require you to solve LeetCode Hard problems while you stand on your hands and code with your legs

[obsidian crater]

[vital meteor]

Both

I think rn for good companies it will be harder just due to the amount of people who were in faang+ and was laid off and are now also applying

[obsidian crater]

fr

haha yeah

patterned learning ai

probably is some kind of AI mining

All these Indian people

layoffs.fyi already exists

you can see who got laid off

I mean some companies probably do

[shut crescent]

lmaoo

[past hound]

Don't get blindfolded

I mean, nothing new.

Companies have been explotting people since the beginning

The only goal of a for-profit company is to make profit, everything else is secondary.

It is just that now the market as turned in their favor.

[cold pawn]

I work for non profit, yet i'm still being exploited

[obsidian crater]

Humans exploit

[past hound]

Not everyone, but yea, a lot of people. I wanted to major in CS long before I learned how well it paid.

[cold pawn]

my first programming language was Visual Basic

[past hound]

Mine was regular Basic

[past hound]

People in non-profits often run non-profits for profit.

Look at all the charities with CEOs who earn insane salaries

Only non-profit for tax reasons

[rich prairie]

what is yalls thoughts on worked at Wiley Edge?

i feel very hesitant about those types of arrangements

[rain patio]

seems kinda risky to me. All those places that offer to train you and place you at a job make me wonder

[rich prairie]

right

[cold pawn]

they just hire you for low pay to do thei work and then send you off

[past hound]

I guess better than nothing if you can't land anything else

[cold pawn]

but they want only ex faang interns with 10 years of experience and mit

and then they train you

[rich prairie]

🙄

[cold pawn]

to be their slaves

[rain patio]

Are they remote?

[rich prairie]

i think the training is remote

[past hound]

The most disgusting part to me is requiring you do their oa before looking at your resume. Hour of your time just for them to spend a couple of seconds on it. At least with a interview, both parties are spending each others time.

Not saying everyone should get a interview, but the resume screen should be first unless you are willing to give anyone who got a perfect score on the oa a interview.

Well no. If you have the right connections, you can skip steps. Although, that is rare in the grand scheme of things.

In the end, companies don't care about wasting your time. They only care about wasting their time.

I am only talking in ideal terms

[rich prairie]

damn solid quote

[autumn iris]

[swift falcon]

this week

this is the week

job

or die trying

[dull rover]

What's a good score on code signal?

[cold pawn]

perfect score

[split plaza]

600

[dull rover]

Whoa That's the max score but what's decent enough to get into most places

[obsidian crater]

600 + MIT + 3x FAANG minimum to get your resume looked at

[rain patio]

fr how do you get your resume looked at without any experience lol

seems like no one cares about projects. I know i wouldn't spend more than 5 seconds looking at a resume if i worked in HR

i'd just look at the experience section and insta reject if it was below what was required

problem is that 0 experience is always below what is required 😭

well, except for a few defense jobs

if I don't get this defense job, i'm gonna be screwed for a while

[tardy geode]

silent layoffs happening , amazon people scoundering to find another job which is not 5 day rto , unemployed ng 2023 peeps , employed ng2023 looking for a better opportunity than their current,2024 ng's

[ornate cliff]

Hello fellow graduates

I've sold many Chromebooks today

I love working for Google

[shut thistle]

ok

[ornate cliff]

[rain patio]

We must all become based and defense pilled

Defense jobs may not pay super amazing salaries, but they sure beat working in retail or fast food. And they have decent benefits and protect you from layoffs

Depends on where you work, but some places use cutting edge tech instead of super old legacy tech (like C++98 or COBOL lmao)

[willow sedge]

never

[cold pawn]

@rain patio don't they hire you only if you have 3+ CIA/FBI/Navy internships and can beat Chuck Norris in his prime?

and that's just to pass the resume screen

final round is to fight the other 500+ candidates in h2h and be the last one standing

[rain patio]

I don't think so lol. This may be anecdotal evidence, but I've applied to 450+ places since March 2023, and I've only gotten 2 interviews this whole time. Both were at the same defense job that I applied to back in March. It just took months for them to finally start interviewing people lol. I made it to the final round, and I'm waiting to hear back from them. They said they are hiring 8 people for this entry level software engineer position, so I like my chances!

[cold pawn]

2 interviews/450+ apps

[rain patio]

Well, I have been applying during the worst market since 2008

and during off season

most hiring is done in the fall, right?

I had an offer until March 2023, then it was rescinded and I was scrambling to get another offer before graduating in May 2023

I got royally screwed over 😭

[cold pawn]

damn that's tough
hope you get the offer

[rain patio]

me too 😭

[hidden scaffold]

Why do companies rescind offers

[static quarry]

Same

[static quarry]

Save money

easier to rescind than fire

[hidden scaffold]

So fucked up, should honestly be illegal

[static quarry]

i agree

got fked

now im joblezz

[hidden scaffold]

Lol yeah, and you dont even get severance. I feel you bro

[static quarry]

unfortunate

just happy i didnt sign lease

i was just about to

I thought for sure i was good since it was so close to start day

[hidden scaffold]

Yeah i have heard horror stories of people from the east coast getting offers from companies in cali, and then they move to cali and get an apt all for the company to then rescind the offer right before their first day of work

[static quarry]

only pain

[past hound]

There is promissory estoppel, but you can bet your ass that they have their asses covered with that. Even if they don't, good luck fighting a company who has dedicated lawyers to draw out the process to the point where it isn't worth fighting.

[rain patio]

So dumb lol

[static quarry]

capitalism folks

[rain patio]

And there's all the companies who pollute rivers and lakes and stuff and then just dont do anything about it. There was a time where you could eat most fish as kften as every day and be totally fine. Now most fish are so loaded with mercury that you can't it them more than a few times a week or risk mercury build up in your body

[static quarry]

we love it here

something needs to change

everyone needs to speak up

[rain patio]

Problem is we're all too busy fighting each other instead of your true oppressors

[past hound]

Good old divide and conquer. It isn't just for computer algorithms.

[willow sedge]

well maybe cali will get wiped off the map with the hurricane and there will be more tech jobs open 🙂

[pine topaz]

you are my opressor

i will destro y you

@pulsar mural

dumb cat ahh

[bold pier]

@pulsar mural ice cream so good
gang gang
gang gang

[rich prairie]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

\oh wait i live here

fuck

[blazing flame]

how many days after roblox school email did u guys get oa?

[swift falcon]

bro what if we just like

got hired

wouldn’t that be something!? 😔

[vital meteor]

[blazing flame]

answer my q pls

how many days after roblox school email did u guys get oa?

[cold pawn]

0

[final ore]

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-crying-so-happy-i-cant-even-why-me-gif-19622708

[grizzled bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spider-man-dance-nice-gif-14997395

[final ore]

Did you see or write ibm's OA? Kind of tricky....

They are not sponsoring but tried it for fun...

[marble flower]

IBM new grad is out?

[final ore]

Yep!

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-matter-care-peaceful-laid-gif-22992945

[hollow flicker]

lost 4k to a lease break

[static quarry]

unlucky

[bold pier]

8k is better

[hollow flicker]

lolol

yeah my offer just delayed tho so prolly gooood

well see tho cuz they havent given a date besides "early 2024", should be fine, i just gotta find something in the meantime at a no name

[bold pier]

jk, hope they give you the date soon

[hollow flicker]

yeah who knows

idc tho lol

[solemn spire]

Everyday I slack is another day for my parents hardwork

[vital meteor]

It will get better

[hollow flicker]

just grind till you are exhausted then

[past hound]

You can only grind so much without a reward before you burn out.

Already feeling the burn out myself

[rain patio]

I took a lc break

[bold pier]

same, been 4 months

[past hound]

Half tempted about only "working" M-F, and giving myself the weekends. By "working", I mean the job grind.

[bold pier]

Why not, that is if you can actually grind consistently M-F like an actual job.

[past hound]

The problem for me is I can't actually grind the entire day. I spend about a hour or two grinding, and then I feel exhaused, then take a hour or two break and repeat until the day is over.

[bold pier]

Thats very normal, or might be an ADHD thing because I do the same.
But the point is if you can grind even couple of hours everyday that's better than only working when you feel like it.

[cold pawn]

taking 1 week break didn't prevent it for me

[rain patio]

@bold pier idk if I have adhd or the attention span of a gazelle cause of tiktok

I do want to get it diagnosed tho

[bold pier]

I think tiktok should be classified as a disease at this point

[rain patio]

I deleted tiktok it’s been 2 months

[bold pier]

Reels are everywhere, instagram, youtube, spotify

[cold pawn]

I've never used TikTok it's been for however long TT exists

[bold pier]

lmao social media addiction is really an endemic

[past hound]

Yea, to be honest, this is how I always work regardless of topic.

[bold pier]

Open discord, shitpost, close discord, open discord on phone 2s later

[past hound]

Endless cycle of being super productive for some period and then being completely unable to do anything for another period, and then repeat the cycle.

[hollow flicker]

yeah idk i just do it like a job and take days sometimes, works for me

my hopium tanks are brimming

sometimes i take a few days

[past hound]

I wasn't always like this though.

Started in college

[hollow flicker]

but went like 3 weeks straight after i got delayed in mid-july

[bold pier]

True! Only thing which helps me break this cycle is if I have constant deadlines, otherwise it's the same cycle everytime.

Best I have done is a 6 months stretch of being productive.

[past hound]

Yea, I do at least get a couple of productive hours of work in each day.

If you add up the cycles

[bold pier]

man fu, it looks like cancer

[bold pier]

then I burnt out for an year

[past hound]

Finding and filling out job applications honestly burns me out faster than leetcode. It is just so boring and tedious to do.

[rain patio]

Do u use simplify