2023_grads

[solemn spire]

Nvm you going for masters

[static birch]

at this rate i should

[cloud zinc]

August 2022

[tacit grove]

which companies are you guys currently getting recruiter calls from?

[wet jacinth]

all of them

[static birch]

selection bias

[solemn spire]

So you going for masters? I might go too

[static birch]

doubt it

[solemn spire]

What year are you Liv

[static birch]

2023

starting next month

they cancel out

xd

[solemn spire]

Liv killing it

[static birch]

also i got my offers like 1-2 weeks ago

how long was i searching for a job you mean?

2 weeks

[solemn spire]

Jesus

[static birch]

i interview well, and shockingly im good at writing resumes

[native mango]

Really hate the companies asking questions like these :" Tell us about a problem you've solved and what made it interesting to you. " If you want to know just take an interview already

[static birch]

nope, but i have given a lot of feedback in #1019675142248468601

[native mango]

You spend 30 mins for an application and they ghost you

Lol

[static birch]

doesn't matter imo

i have 15 bullet points of my key advice in some recent threads #1019675142248468601

[arctic orchid]

Databricks is wack for not letting 2023 grads apply

[rain patio]

if you have a mappable keyboard I managed to reduce my application time by assigning macros to keys that type out my email/password/phone number

[arctic orchid]

Unless it’s December 2023 graduation date

[vital meteor]

So basically 2024

[arctic orchid]

Yee

Do you guys thing it’s possible we just say December 2023

[vital meteor]

I would just yolo and apply, I wouldn't lie though

There's bg checks

[arctic orchid]

I feel like it’s easy to lie about tho

Graduation dates always move for some reason

[bold pier]

45 more days of opt unemployment left, wonder if I should start looking for volunteer work. Someone pls guide me to a real place I can work for free

[native mango]

yeah I use that but for the applications which ask personal questions like the one I posted is irritating.

[signal jewel]

can you work at unpaid internships?

[bold pier]

Yes

Yes I think, but I don't have contacts at my uni

[signal jewel]

that might be a good start

[arctic orchid]

That’s what I’m doing rn

[bold pier]

Wr did you find one

[arctic orchid]

It was a friend of a friend kind of thing

[signal jewel]

handshake, linkedin. i have seen many

[arctic orchid]

I would reach out to professors tbh

If your close with any

They can send out emails to alumni and what not

Yeah

2024 only bastards

[bold pier]

I can try emailing a few, wasn't too close but who knows they might agree to help

[arctic orchid]

Just right up a classy sob story

[bold pier]

What search terms, I couldn't find much for volunteer work last I searched

[arctic orchid]

Like difficult market conditions, unemployment, I understand you’re a very busy man, but your assistance would mean a lot kind of thing

I’m hella hurt about databricks

I have a connect from a tech conference that I could leverage

[vital meteor]

Just apply anyway

[rain patio]

huh? ima 2023 grad who had a recruiter get back to me

dec 2022

[arctic orchid]

The new posting???

[rain patio]

nah one 4 days ago

[arctic orchid]

oh

do you have experience

[rain patio]

been working full time

since february

[arctic orchid]

oh well that makes more sense

[rain patio]

2023

[halcyon topaz]

I went to berk but not for cs /(

:)*

[rain patio]

im hella sad today ngl

berk's football program is fucked

[halcyon topaz]

Google

[rain patio]

stanny got left out too

entire pac12 got torn up

[arctic orchid]

did yall hear about the stanford president

crazy shit

I still think Stanford is too good school for it to effect them tho

[oblique wasp]

what?

[halcyon topaz]

He faked research

Results

[arctic orchid]

He literally had to step down

surprised yall didnt hear about this

[rain patio]

where was this news

I deleted my tiktok I feel like I’m under a rock

[arctic orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHfVZ5rvxqA&t=673s&ab_channel=PeteJudo

this was the yt vid I saw on it

[cloud zinc]

How do you find university projects to participate in that involve an actual audience of users? Is everything limited to clubs or can I just waltz in a business school and ask to join a project?

[arctic orchid]

What do you mean by actual audience? Like a user base?

You could always join those car racing competitions cus meche kids need programmers a lot for those projects

[hidden scaffold]

is it worth to apply to positions that have a later start date than your graduation date. I am considering just applying or even lying about my grad date but I don't even know if it is even worth it to do neither

[pine topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-woody-broken-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-gif-12803884

[narrow harbor]

you're gonna make it bro, idk when or how but you will

[cloud zinc]

Like an active user base that one can reference

Can't get into personal projects at this point because I have 3 internships. I need to demonstrate an active work schedule with a development team and "stakeholders" that are both dependant on my contributions

[swift falcon]

bought webcam for teams interview

on monday

If I don’t get this job I’m gonna have to return it

[hazy horizon]

huh ima 2023 grad who had a recruiter

[autumn jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-tristeza-maxita-maxitax-maxitax12-gif-24890474

I want to see future

[vapid oasis]

Did anyone get the sentry oa

I got rejected 😞

Just wanted to see the persons resume

Like wtf are they looking for

[vast mica]

companies posting new grad are asking : December 2023 to Jan 2024. What are you doing in this case? I graduted May 2023. Where would my jobless ass go?

Databricks, Optiver, and dont know how many to come, are you all still applying?

[vital meteor]

@vast mica

[chilly burrow]

Imo just put 2023 as ur grad date on resume

[vast mica]

I see, you are a man of culture and great taste

but, what to put if they explicitly ask the mont

month

Will get a solution to this...

[halcyon topaz]

I’m may grad

[vapid oasis]

Do u mean Dec 22 grad

Ohhh

[autumn iris]

[halcyon topaz]

Not every job requires dec 23 or later grad date

Only seen a few

I mean it’s literally only been 2 months since may

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/leonidas-300-fight-lucha-espartano-gif-14548309

[hazy horizon]

same problem

[halcyon topaz]

So after 1 month it’s just over you can’t get a job anymore

[rain patio]

Apply to defense jobs if you're a US citizen....otherwise idk lol

That's what I'm doing lol. Finally got an interview 4 MONTHS after applying to one of these defense companies

I applied in March lol

there's usajobs.gov

or just look up "largest defense companies and contractors in the USA"

I found the Space Dynamics Lab in my state and applied

turns out they need a ton of people because they told me they're hiring 6 people for the position I applied to. it originally said they were hiring one person for that position lol

I guess this is just one company but still

If a small company is hiring this many people, i wonder what the big defense companies are up to

I'm pretty sure defense companies get their funding years in advance, so they probably won't be feeling the effects of rising interest rates like big tech has

They get their contracts and money from the government anyway too

I bet they get some good deals

Only downside is they don't pay mega big bucks like big tech, but a SWE defense job certainly pays more than McDonalds, and you get pretty good job security

Once you get experience and have a valid security clearance, I bet it's easy to find another defense job if you want

yes

[grizzled bronze]

If Veeva calls to resume reject me, I'm gonna tell them "I was expecting this. Could I recommend @pulsar mural for this role?"

[autumn iris]

[vapid oasis]

Wait wtf so if I graduated in June…and I still don’t have a job…I’m basically fucked?

[static birch]

no

gonna be real, ppl here are big time doomers. and it's full on selection bias. pretty much every CV i have reviewed has made a ridiculous amount of basic mistakes. so i would not take the sentiment in this server as gospel

i get it's a bad market, but not that bad if you are actually doing good shit

[rain patio]

what does good shit mean

if you dont mind

[static birch]

good CV is a start

[vapid oasis]

Do u mind if I dm you

[chilly burrow]

@static birch just curious, but why did you join this server if you're already employed?

[static birch]

^

i'm about to leave tho

i stuck around a bit after i saw how low the bar was for resumes

[rain patio]

based

[static birch]

did i stutter?

@gentle peak

[chilly burrow]

Thanks for all the contributions 🙏

[pine topaz]

@static birch showthese unemployed mfs whose boss

[chilly burrow]

My company provides it, so kinda weird I guess

Not desks

But monitors, keyboards, etc

[static birch]

this is true. i have been working on some bullet points but i might update them a little again

[limpid mist]

pin in resume since this channel will get wiped soon

or archived

[static birch]

okay but it's just facts that people on here are struggling more to get a job for reasons that are within their control

[chilly burrow]

@static birch dm me once you make the tips

[autumn iris]

its doomed

[static birch]

i just graduated but im starting swe in sept

[autumn iris]

everyones unemployed

[fallen fox]

[static birch]

people with good resumes

etc

[autumn iris]

my resume is ok

[static birch]

i just read them and i think to myself "what is wrong with this?". legit idk it just makes sense to me

[autumn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/shonk-shonks-shark-sharks-blahaj-gif-23835377

[static birch]

no, i'm saying that yes it's a bad market so everyone is going to struggle. but people here (and elsewhere, i only have a sample for here) are not maximising their potential and so they are struggling more

[autumn iris]

[rain patio]

so how do i get good at doing this

[autumn iris]

gunna walk to google booth next month and make them give me a job

[rain patio]

cos its like saying "just get an interview"

[autumn iris]

[static birch]

i mean... sure if "just get an interview" is 15 bullet points on how to make it easier to get an interview? lmao

[chilly burrow]

A good way at doing this is by reviewing what feedback has been left for others in #1019675142248468601

[autumn iris]

r u international though

[static birch]

i legit dont know, it just makes sense to me. you can read my bullet points in some recent threads on #1019675142248468601 for a start. i'm gonna update them soon tho and then dip

[autumn iris]

i think most of the people dooming

are on visas

[rain patio]

im not

[autumn iris]

just apply to defense

lockheed is competitive

[limpid mist]

how bout raytheon ?

[autumn iris]

same sht

also competitive

all of the private defense, lockheed, raytheon, boeing, etc

are competitive

cause they actually pay well

compared to other sht

[rain patio]

just get into boeing thru one of their auxillary companies

[static birch]

boi i already roasted yours

[autumn iris]

doing aws certs to max resume

[limpid mist]

pls roast

[rain patio]

off the top of my head, tapestry solutions. i got an offer for their autonomous avionics swe internship and all the internals were boeing affiliated. there are many more though, boeing is a giant company

[static birch]

I think ppl on here would tent to have more polished resumes and leetcode/sys design prep than average
i don't think you get what i'm saying. it is a fact that the sample i have from this server is overall not good. a better CV is going to improve your chance of getting your job. it's really that simple. remove the comparison if you like

i was responding to your message asking me to stay, as to say i already helped you. not commenting on how good it is

yeah i have done like 3 leetcode problems maybe

[autumn iris]

are u at big tech

[static birch]

i mean my interview was a medium i think

[autumn iris]

[rain patio]

so ur like probably cracked out of ur mind

[static birch]

do people know i'm not in the US btw? i also don't have any internships

[autumn iris]

okay

that explains it

[static birch]

i just have cracked projects/cv and i interview well

[autumn iris]

not in US

[static birch]

• not US

i mean i have said it several times in this server

[autumn iris]

everyone here is applying for jobs in US

[static birch]

yeah and i'm helping them do so

doesn't rly matter where i am 90% of the time

[marble flower]

Fr I'm almost at 300

[static birch]

it's not good here but i guess it's worse there idk

[autumn iris]

what country

[static birch]

uk

[autumn iris]

oh

[rain patio]

im pretty sure its worse in the uk

[static birch]

i don't know, maybe it is

[autumn iris]

uk is more saturated

and pay is worse

[static birch]

it is a v good job tho so i guess that wasn't easy

[rain patio]

grats

[autumn iris]

just get the interview

[static birch]

i have no clue i'm not a recruiter. i stopped after 2 interviews and 2 offers lol

[autumn iris]

the thing is

uk market is way different than US

[rain patio]

skill issue

[swift falcon]

UK is socialist and hands out jobs like candy

[static birch]

should i come back later? feels like you need a minute to diminish my achievements

[rain patio]

Can you check mine

[static birch]

xd

[autumn iris]

[rain patio]

ded is coping

[static birch]

it's all in good fun

[autumn iris]

200k or bust

[vapid oasis]

I believe getting a job is a great achievement. 👍

[autumn iris]

[vapid oasis]

Fax

[marble flower]

how many apps

[swift falcon]

2

[autumn iris]

big tech/quant/unicorns or bust

[swift falcon]

222222222222222222

it’s always 2

[marble flower]

If 2 I'm moving to uk tomorrow

[swift falcon]

i need some interview tips

to git gud

[marble flower]

I haven't posted mine here maybe I should

[swift falcon]

if only someone here was really good at interviewing and wanted to share

yes

didn’t work out good

[static birch]

maybe 30? i have applied to more since

[marble flower]

Moving to uk rn

[rain patio]

deadass yall realize that its easier to get a job in the us

lmfao

[limpid mist]

you have to drive a car tho

[static birch]

@rain patio post your cv in #1019675142248468601 don't dm me pls

[rain patio]

@static birch you're a better person than i ever hope to be

[autumn iris]

if u have experience

entry lvl is super satured everywhere

thought there was 190k new grads this year

[static birch]

no idea i would also never move to the us

i will prob apply to some more cracked companies when i move to the NL

[autumn iris]

same thing

i wanna see the number for number of entry lvl jobs though

linkedin has like 100k, and majority are seniors

[static birch]

wait only 190k new grads in the entire US? are you serious?

this year

[autumn iris]

190k CS grads

[static birch]

bruh we have like 160k in the UK and our population is 1/5

[valid flame]

is there any good comprehensive list for SWE jobs that are opening up rn? i know indeed/glassdoor etc but something like that github page was really useful

[autumn iris]

but u also gotta take into account

[static birch]

unless these stats are lying to me tf

[autumn iris]

of other degrees

[valid flame]

although most of the jobs on that github page are outdated now

[autumn iris]

theres a sht ton of bootcampers+ career switchers

[rain patio]

ReaVNaiL/New-Grad-2024 is one that comes to mind

[autumn iris]

[valid flame]

bless

[valid flame]

ty

[autumn iris]

wut

that doesnt sound right

170k cs grads includes the masters

theres not that many people who do masters

phds arent applying to regular jobs

[rain patio]

a lotta people do masters ngl

[static birch]

those of you that have had interviews and didn't get an offer, what happened?

[rain patio]

you interview again

duh

or you cope

[static birch]

it seems like most ppl complain about not even getting interviews

no i mean like

what happened in the interview

[autumn iris]

market completely froze

in january

i forgot how many layoffs

did we have early this yr

200kish people got laid off this year

[static birch]

with the LC thing (in the us) is it actually true that they care if you solve it? all i've heard is they care about how you go about it

[autumn iris]

if someone else

can solve it

and u can't, then they'll go with the other guy

if noone can solve it, then sure

[static birch]

yeah okay i get that people think that. however, as a manager you want someone that you can work with right? when i solved mine in the interview i did it like we were collaborating on a project

[autumn iris]

theres a sht ton of applicants

theres usually an OA, which is a screening

[marble flower]

@rain patio @static birch plz review #1137168444991733831 message

[static birch]

as in i took 'charge' of the situation or whatever. they were just letting me do whatever

[autumn iris]

like they'll send out an OA, and u get a score on hackerrank,etc

theres usually multiple technical interviews

[rain patio]

in good companies, there will be someone who can solve it optimally

[rain patio]

Some interviewers are very stingy about solving it the right way, others can be lax if lucky

and what makes it worse is that a lotta people cheat

in that the questions are leaked

and people solve it beforehand

[autumn iris]

also u gotta realize the amount of competition, a lot of people from T4 are cracked

[rain patio]

tbh a lotta people from t4 aren't interested in the companies you are applying to

[static birch]

obviously it's impossible to make a sweeping statement, but i feel like there might be a bit of a disconnect between the hiring teams and applicants

like it makes sense to blame it on 'not solving it optimally', but realistically any good employer is going to hire people that can actually work through the problem in a reasonable and collaborative way, taking hints along the way and maintaining a level head

now

[autumn iris]

tell that to them when they get 1k apps a day

[static birch]

any good employer is an important point

[autumn iris]

[static birch]

i'm talking about interviews

[autumn iris]

if its an OA, its usually automated

[static birch]

can you read what i said?

[autumn iris]

but companies are most likely interviewing 20+ people

[static birch]

i am not talking about OAs

[autumn iris]

yeah

live interviews

they are usually interviewing 20+ people

[rain patio]

Must be cracked at all times

[static birch]

i'm not really talking about 'getting along' with them. i'm talking about having a brain that can work through a problem in a collaborative way. it's a different kinda cracked but cracked nevertheless

[vital meteor]

Its not like only 1 person will be collaborative, there will be people who will be that and solve it optimally

[autumn iris]

okay but what if u had one applicant

who solved everything optionally + answered everything

theres always going to be someone like that

[rain patio]

leetcode style tasks are usually considered by people in industry to be basic enough for a new grad to complete by themselves without taking away time from a senior engineer

[static birch]

not enough information to base it on. if they just tell me the solution without going through their brain process then the assumption is gonna be a) they cheated or b) they are gonna be shit to work with and train

[autumn iris]

theres also usually

5-7 interviews

if ur talking about "getting along" with them

thats the behavioral part

[rain patio]

I mean most people will walk them through the thought process, you’d have to be completely inexperienced to not do so or you just don’t know how to solve it

[autumn iris]

the bar is just higher

[static birch]

says who?

[static birch]

i already answered this

[autumn iris]

[halcyon topaz]

wtf

[marble flower]

Guys can someone else also review my resume #1137168444991733831 message

[rain patio]

^

[static birch]

if i can't trust y'all to write decent resumes then why should i trust you to explain your LC thought processes in a competent way? genuinely no shade just being honest

[autumn iris]

decent resume != doing leetcode

[vital meteor]

You only had 2 onsites for UK companies let's settle down

[static birch]

indeed but there's gonna be a correlation and most likely a root causation

[autumn iris]

[autumn iris]

there isnt any correlation

tons of people go watch utube videos on

just grind leetcode

blind 75,etc

[rain patio]

or they cheat

[autumn iris]

yeah

[static birch]

@ me when you have even the slightest sliver of evidence to back up this implication that this is a lesser achievement

[autumn iris]

200k or bust

[rain patio]

ngl uk is harder than us

[autumn iris]

[autumn jolt]

@static birch just curious where do you work?

[narrow harbor]

people only tag you bc you're the only person willing to review resumes

[rain patio]

cuz i need to be paid to look at ur resume

i don't do shit for free

[static birch]

f500

[static birch]

i'm sorry but i can easily get like 10 people to dismiss this as the bs it is

[autumn iris]

how much do people even start at in uk

i heard salaries were like 40k

[static birch]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-25837101

are you thirsty??

wtf is this "cracked cscareers.dev" server

[autumn iris]

majority of people in this discord are applying to big tech, quants, unicorns, etc

[static birch]

no i mean some1 just sent me a new server

[autumn iris]

oh

idk

a cracked cscareers.dev discord then

[static birch]

yikes

[autumn iris]

better than hopiumland

[static birch]

they deleted it because i said yikes

[autumn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-cute-cat-gif-14074577

[vapid oasis]

Has anyone here gotten a job without any internships

[static birch]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

jokes on you i'm looking at this gif in reverse in my head

[hidden scaffold]

Hey guys would yall say it is a good idea to put the lowest salary range for comp expectations on a job application

[limpid mist]

put a negative number

[autumn iris]

put the glassdoor number

[hidden scaffold]

I am hella desparate and I saw a new grad post for a job I am really interested in. So am wondering if putting market rate would lower my chances of getting an interview versus putting the lowest range

[autumn iris]

if its a big company, they almost always have a expected budget to hire someone

literally just use the glassdoor number

[static birch]

i doubt it's that deep. put a reasonable number and you'll be fine. but as mentioned it can be helpful to not give a figure if that's an option

[rain patio]

I usually say $0 or competitive salary

[vapid oasis]

Bruh at this rate I just need the experience

[static birch]

not saying this is a good idea, but just out of curiosity, have people considered freelance web dev or something to ride this out?

[halcyon topaz]

Looksmaxxing will get you a job

[static birch]

imagine not even posture maxxing in 2023

[shut crescent]

tf 145k lmao

[autumn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[rain patio]

apply for defense jobs!

[static birch]

feels weird to announce this as if i'm important, but yo sorry im gonna leave this server now. gl to everyone ❤️

[rain patio]

Y’all mfs made her do resume reviews as a part time job 😭

[static quarry]

She was the goat 😭

[grizzled bronze]

@rain patio stop DMing me, post your resume in #1019675142248468601

[solemn spire]

God dammit guys. I needed her to review my resume

[blazing oar]

slide into those dms 🤣

[bold pier]

Her? There are women in STEM?

[narrow harbor]

i know this is a joke but we gotta stop this it's corny and lame

[bold pier]

sorry batman

[whole berry]

https://tenor.com/view/sudicid-depressed-gif-14302694

[cloud zinc]

damn even the community job board wants nothing but senior devs

I honestly wish I could send a fake cheating report on myself to invalidate my 2022 bachelors degree. I'm more than willing to repeat 4 years again if it meant I'd have a mineute chance of employment redemption

I have a feeling that my alma mater would not bode kindly to my attempt in artificially postponing my masters completion in the name of employment

[lost ether]

Would they rly care that much? They get to charge you with more money

[rain patio]

i don't get why a job gap is that bad. I'm sure employers know the economy is kinda trash and won't hold it against you

"Oh you couldn't find a job during one of the toughest economic times in 20 years? You're disqualified from all future employment! Abandon your dreams of being a SWE!!!!"

i don't see it

[ornate cliff]

so long brother we barely knew ye

[narrow harbor]

i had an interview with a manager that pointed out my 3 month gap when i graduated dec 2022, i just explained i am just currently applying for a jobs and they seemed so unaware the market is sucky

[rain patio]

bruh that manager is out of touch wtf

[pine topaz]

@static birch we miss u

fudge ur haters

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[idle silo]

Has anyone done the optiver OA first question? I couldn't solve it and am still having trouble coming up with a solution that works for all my test cases. It works for the given test cases, but some edge cases I came up with don't work and I'm wondering if I'm misunderstanding the question. Pretty sure I failed the OA, just want to learn from it now. Any help would be appreciated!

[cloud zinc]

got the stink eye from one of my interviewers when I mentioned my most recent internship and beyond.

[proven anvil]

Hey guys, I am a SWE new grad with about one year of experience at companies including Facebook and IMC Trading. I’m looking for a fully remote (across the globe) new grad position, any suggestions?

[static birch]

https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1070915874996895744

[vital meteor]

Hello I suggest conduent friend

[pine topaz]

Yahkunazon

[grizzled bronze]

August is off to a great start

late August - September is gonna be even better

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-meme-ezreal-league-of-legends-starguardians-gif-26095110

[sullen hull]

I first week of august was better than last 3 months lol

[obsidian crater]

Anyone interview with Valkyrie Trading? I got something coming up soon. Wondering what the interview for the trader position is like.

[solemn spire]

https://tenor.com/view/8th-floor-long-call-specialist-gif-26079895

[blazing flame]

i did an oa with them, it's annoying 6 hours long

annoying c++ problem

(for swe tho)

[obsidian crater]

Mine is 90 minutes

[blazing flame]

why do u need valkyrie tho

u got yahkuna trading

[obsidian crater]

job hopping = higher tc

[blazing flame]

2nd only to Yakuña river trading

[obsidian crater]

• yahkuna is a cruel boss

[blazing flame]

he's a real fucking shyster

yo @pulsar mural

[obsidian crater]

if I make a losing trade he threatens to feed me to his manuls

[west egret]

I heard @pulsar mural only gives 1% raises

[blazing flame]

you mean his pallas's cat?

[obsidian crater]

He has many of them

[blazing flame]

i heard @pulsar mural been called the "dunce of wall street"

a title unhonourably bestowed

[rain patio]

hannah is his highest paid employee

@pine topaz can verify

[pine topaz]

neptosim at its finest, theyre having troube witht he relationship though, so someone is gonna take her place soon

[rain patio]

i heard hannah's "services" are in high demand

[pine topaz]

the microserves she creates are not top notch, I dont get the appeal. She cant even usse a lod balancer and scale with k8s to our CDNs properly

[blazing flame]

you fuci=king stupid cat @pulsar mural

[hidden scaffold]

Lmao why dont he let me take his spot. I would love to work at fang doing little to no work

[wraith yew]

frfr

[jade rain]

Guys need a suggestio for a role of Software Engineer at Canonical. My primary languages are C++ & Java, and I have exposure & internship in Python (Basic stuffs).
The role is in Python and after reading Glassdoor reviews, I am in a doubt. I see only 1 offer in recent 5 pages of interview. Aditionally, the process is lengthy as hell. read here:
https://www.glassdoor.com/Interview/Canonical-Software-Engineer-Interview-Questions-EI_IE230560.0,9_KO10,27.htm?sort.sortType=RD&sort.ascending=false&filter.jobTitleFTS=Software+Engineer
Please tel me if I should invest in the process or not, based on the curent job market. I am receiving least no. of calls

[grizzled bronze]

They aren't kidding, someone posted a screenshot of their long questionnaire

shitty ass process, don't invest your energy there

[whole berry]

yeah they arent kidding

ceo thinks hes running apple

they have insulting tests

after the resume screen you have to do an aptitude test

forget canonical

im sad i still use ubuntu as a work machine but im tryina switch over

[stuck pike]

I applied there a couple days ago, they were asking me about how I did in high school lol

on the application

[whole berry]

if you really must apply there, chatgpt all your answers

not worth genuinely giving an essay answer

they dont even read it

plus idk if you guys know this but they dont give you a machine to work on, you do all your work ON YOUR OWN MACHINE

[grizzled bronze]

fuck, I was hoping Canonical would send me a Macbook

[vital meteor]

fr canonical is a fraud, they told me to send in measurements and a selfie tf

[rain patio]

when this happens we are truly expired

[autumn iris]

[swift falcon]

wangmi

all I can do is pray rn

I pray god pls dear jesus that we all may please get gainfully employed in the career we need jesus Allah YWH god papa bless amen

[bold pier]

Pray for my interviews next week, I promise I'll refer all of you if I get in!

[vast mica]

may you get the job :))

[bold pier]

Myself

Oh you mean where am I interviewing?

Spotify, and Morg Stan

This is my last chance, I'm so fucked if I don't get anything soon

[jade rain]

Thank you all.. This channel won't die

[grizzled bronze]

you interviewing for yourself too?

[fair epoch]

Did any one gave Mckinsey OA? how was it ?

[unreal current]

How is the Mckinsey Data Engineering OA?
What kind of questions are they asking?

[tame hamlet]

hey guys, sorry if this isnt the right place to ask

i'm a may 23 grad and i completely missed the ng 23 cycle

do new grad 2024 jobs still take may 23 grads?

[narrow harbor]

some do some don't, usually it will specifcy a grad date like "graduating around dec 2023 - may 2024"

if you dont fall within the grad date, you'll probablt get auto rejected

otherwise if it doesn't specify a grad date, apply apply apply!!!

[urban gulch]

just apply and hope for the best imo

[tame hamlet]

damn

alright cuz ive been coping

lowkey ive even been applying for internships and thinking of doing more school

because of how bad i fumbled 23 NG seasoin

gotta get ready for 24 ng :(

[narrow harbor]

all good bro there's tons of people in the same situation you're not alone and there's things out of your control like this shitty market

i dont have any specific advice on doing grad school, but keep applying and keep your head you can definitely still land a job

[tacit grove]

GL!!! When did you apply and did a recruiter approach you/referral? And was there an OA or phone then direct technicals?

[cloud zinc]

Stupid question, but is entrepreneurship connected to cloud computing?

I feel like one would plan around making/managing containers or something in tandem with project goals, no?

I'll have to write up a forum explaining how an entrepreneurship course ties in with my educational goals of learning cloud computing, so this is the only "connection" I can come up with

[worthy aspen]

i dont see how entreprenuership is directly connected to cloud, but its like entreprenuership connecting with almost every other field from software,AI to biotech. But to connect the dots with cloud, one can offer a SAAS business model which is made possible with cloud services. One can abstract away the provisioning of complex infrastructure on the cloud from their customers, and offer some software as a service. For example, I could be wrong on this, but if you think of a platform like databricks where you gotta provision multiple clusters to run a data pipeline job, a data engineer or software engineer don't really want to be going on AWS to provision all the EC2's and network settings to create a cluster. That's where Databricks come in, and abstract away the resource provisioning, and an engineer can just run a jupyter like notebook. An entreprenuer can come in to the picture in that sense

or if u think of heroku for that matter as well. The idea is to abstract the deployment process, which obviously involves the provisioning of either containers or ec2 instances, networking and all that

[cloud zinc]

interesting

Like I was thinking about my internship at MarginEdge and how they used AWS buckets to manage restaurant management data (orders, receipts, etc). But I had no idea things could get more abstract

[worthy aspen]

yeah exactly, now uploading stuff to s3 is pretty simple but you can in fact come up with a service where you upload stuff off a different frontend, and the service you can offer? Perhaps automating the s3 lifecycle policies for when you want to archive the objects for cost optimizations. Or a service to keep track of costs on those buckets

[obsidian crater]

@bold pier good luck buddy

[worthy aspen]

or another area one can offer a service is the s3 multi part upload which is a pretty cumbersome process. one can come up with a service that shards a large file, and uploads it

I have seen startups at the aws summit, even come up with things such as a platform to monitor your cloud costs, which ngl on aws itself with a large enough infrastructure running multiple services, can become overwhelming. So yeah, possibilities to BS on how the two connect is endless

another pointer: if u ever used the huggingface API to publish your AI models, know that someone abstracted away the deployment of AI models on the cloud which provisioning those ec2 instances alone will slap you aws quota limits but with huggingface, u just hit deploy and you're there

[cloud zinc]

damn

I really need to learn more about cloud usage in software business

thanks for the insight

[raw plank]

I forget that sometimes tbh

working will be the real suffering but at that point hopefully ill be too busy to notice

and I'll be able to afford stuffed crust

[wraith yew]

how many of yall lie on ur resume

[solemn spire]

Average Joe like me really got no chance in this market

[grizzled bronze]

I don't lie in resume, but I make shit up in some behaviorals so I have a good answer for them

[solemn spire]

Some of my friends landed job lying about intern, some part of me regret doing that

[grizzled bronze]

lying about where they interned or the actual work they did?

[solemn spire]

Worked with hardware then said they did software intern

They just added software dev intern as title

[pine topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-working-traffic-jam-spongebob-gif-16892504

[cloud zinc]

tried omitting my grad date on my resume for some applications, but to no avail

[static quarry]

Most companies dont do academic background check

i lie about date

Idk why they care about a 5 month difference

[vital meteor]

Lie about everything, experiences education name graduation year

[pine topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-syrio-forel-arya-stark-god-of-death-gif-12771406

WGMI

[tame hamlet]

I lied Abt grad date technically

To get a current internship

but now I'm kinda f'd cuz they're asking about grad date for ng offers

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[halcyon topaz]

i did a coding bootcamp online and finished it on july should i just say my grad date is when i finished that

[grizzled bronze]

I think a good amount of people here do that, just say your plans changed

[halcyon topaz]

wait if i did a bootcamp should i put that in my education on my resume?

i graduated in may

did a bootcamp after i graduate until now

no physics

BS physics -> Masters of engineering (did a 8 month internship where we did software development) -> Self paced bootcamp online (i could stretch the finish date as much as i want??)

ya

im like 99% finished i can just finish and get whatever finish date

at any time

do you think you could take a look at my resume and lmk what you think

[solemn spire]

Im 99% finished

[halcyon topaz]

im just stretching the bootcamp as thin as i can lmao

so i have a reason to be unemployed 🙂

[vital meteor]

Is the bootcamp expensive?

Does that actually work would be interesting way for expired people to refresh

[halcyon topaz]

idk but its my only option now

[pine topaz]

expired people....

expired goods is better

[vital meteor]

[halcyon topaz]

could be a fix

just push the expcted completetion to whatever the job desc wants

and if you actually land the job and they ask for proof you can provide it

[cloud zinc]

hol up

how often do they NOT conduct background checks on academics?

Always thought that all companies verify grad dates

[halcyon topaz]

i put my school grad dates

as what they actually are

BUT im doing an online bootcamp that is a go at your own pace thing so i could stretch the date that is completed to whatever i want and i will have a certification that validates it

[cloud zinc]

smart

[halcyon topaz]

i just change the date for the recruiter and if they need a cert i can send a valid one with the date

[cloud zinc]

I could lie in an interview and state that my year-long unemployment streak was all for finding a masters program and applying, but it seems that companies aren't interested in a resume with a gap

[halcyon topaz]

ya im trying to avoid a gap

[cloud zinc]

like there's no room to lie in the first place, which sucks for my situation

[halcyon topaz]

ya technically what im doing isnt lying

its just stretching the truth

a lot

but i mean who really is going to care other than the recruiter

[cloud zinc]

wish I knew that stretching the truth was allowed back then

[halcyon topaz]

one of my business profs at berk told me that its okay to embelish on your resume

he said you should do that actually

at least stretch the truth as much as you possibly can

dont just flat out lie about your gpa, grad dates, experience etc

[cloud zinc]

my outdated boomer career center at RIT is stuck in the past, and think embellishment is the same as lying

[halcyon topaz]

just going to put my expected as Dec 2023

and ill complete the bootcamp in dec

and everythings good

[cloud zinc]

what is this bootcamp btw?

[halcyon topaz]

it's through udemy thats why its go at your own pace

i can send you the link

[cloud zinc]

If it is udemy, I'll find it on my own. If this plan of yours works out, I'll consider pursuing the course just in case the economy blows after getting my masters

[halcyon topaz]

its called a bootcamp but its just an online course on udemy

so again technically i can say its a bootcamp

[wide sail]

For jpmc, how long does it take for them to get back to you after you take the oa?

[arctic orchid]

I went on a camping trip this weekend with no service

Did I miss any doom

Or postings

[burnt orchid]

Any tips for a May 2023 grad still searching for a job

[rain patio]

defense! defense! defense!

I know it's anecdotal evidence, but I haven't gotten any interviews in 2023 until literally last week when a defense company I applied to in March finally responded

And I'm a loser lol. My best project is a calculator app that I did in class

Defense seems to care more about just having a degree

[halcyon topaz]

🔥

[rain patio]

downside is that the whole hiring process is super slow for defense

[wispy mason]

But you have to be a citizen for defense.

[rain patio]

yeah that's the downside lol

[wispy mason]

Alot of us are international Im assuming

[rain patio]

😩

true lol

[grizzled bronze]

another downside is defense resume screen is harder than FAANG

[rain patio]

really?

bruh how tf did i pass the screen

oh big defense

i applied to a very small defense company

Space Dynamics Lab

[grizzled bronze]

because you're more talented than you give yourself credit for

[ornate cliff]

harder because they require US citizenship

[rain patio]

but...all i did was submit my resume lol

I have a calculator app on my resume and no internships

i listed HTML as a skill too lmao

I have html as a skill 😅

[halcyon topaz]

same

[native mango]

Fidelity has so many roles on Linkedin but no response.

Do they even hire people?

Did anyone get the interview?

They give so many ads and job roles but no response.

Same for Actalent.

There are various roles shown on Linkedin but no response.

[swift falcon]

did you have interview alr?

[rain patio]

I have it tomorrow 🙏

[swift falcon]

gods be praised brother let us pass with flying colors

[burnt orchid]

good luck

[halcyon topaz]

brand new bag for pearl but i didnt pay for it

[manic wedge]

idek how many workday accounts I have at this point

[burnt orchid]

i wish there was 1 workday account and each organization had their own sub-section for their apps

wouldnt have to refill the same blanks again and again

[swift falcon]

wouldn’t that be amazing!???

[dusky folio]

workday sucks

I applied to a role last year and it still shows in progress 💀

[grizzled bronze]

I'm glad there's not, less competition

[rain patio]

“stroke of genius”

[burnt orchid]

Idk if this fact is fun

[arctic orchid]

I feel like my hitrates on workday applications are far lower

But they make up to large a portion of applications so 💁‍♂️

[vital meteor]

I have never gotten a response from a workday app

[grizzled bronze]

someday you will

[bold pier]

Duck workday, they can suck on my toes

[woven berry]

How someone on linkedin would post

corny aSS posts

[solemn spire]

Where have you gotten from ?

[rain patio]

i currently live there so it's grown on me lol

it's basically a college town. lots of fast food places and stores

They're even building a Raising Cane's there

it's like KFc chicken but 1000000000000000000000000x better

college lol

uhhhh idk lol

[untold ermine]

ive got multiple offers from workday

same with greenhouse

never got a response from linkedin though

never got a reponse from ripplematch either

that was like 2 years ago

lol

now im offerless

[vital meteor]

[untold ermine]

it's actually so sad cuz sophomore year i got offers from everywhere i applied for internships

and everything has just gone down from there

now the places which gave me offers wont even give me interviews

[pine topaz]

@rain patiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TME0xubdHQc

For your interview tommorow 🙏

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1yWSePMqsk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdknqszMDY

Best of luck brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HdOHrc3OQ Last one

WGMI this week

[vital meteor]

[rain patio]

finally uploaded my resume projects to github. Theyre all single upload though so no commit history. Would mentioning what class each of them were done for make it look less sus? Or should i leave it off to give the impression they were personal projects since employers like them more

[lost ether]

Dont clarify until they ask 👍

[arctic orchid]

You should be fine?

[arctic orchid]

But always this

[rain patio]

so which option should i go for?

[arctic orchid]

less is more

[rain patio]

leave it off?

[arctic orchid]

You should be fine

yeah leave off

just make sure your readme is fleshed out and presentable

[rain patio]

Do not mention the class thing they will not check

[raw plank]

@rain patio good luck bro you got this

Low key invested in this

If u get offer I bet this chat will become bloomer chat

No pressure

[tacit grove]

who is hiring atm in all seriousness? not seeing anything new

[vital meteor]

Databricks was the most recent one

[solemn spire]

God Damn Im tired of seeing this word “unfortunately”

[crystal steppe]

people who applied to palantir that were not already in the loop started receiving OAs?

[tacit grove]

literally

[tacit grove]

No...have you gotten an OA yet?

[vapid oasis]

Damn I haven’t gotten a OA

Also isn’t data bricks asking for new grads from dec 2023

[crystal steppe]

Nah

[plain bronze]

Companies don’t like to hear “class project” make it seem like a personal project.

[bold pier]

Did any of you get selected by Underdog.io? I've been rejcted twice :3 MFs are scam taking up my LinkedIn job feed

[cloud zinc]

Delta is hiring associate software engineers with 0-2 yoe

[oblique wasp]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/08/06/eg51-nicknamed-eris-is-new-covid-19-variant-spreading-monitored-by-who/?sh=3586e7565941

[cloud zinc]

HELL YEAH THIS MIGHT MEAN UPTICK IN GRAD ROLES NOW

QUARANTINE 2.0

a bit morbid but I'll take any opportunity for grad roles to appear as a W

[arctic orchid]

Anyone ever heard back from delta tho??

[pine topaz]

we need a covid 2

so companies rollback RTO

[arctic orchid]

we would still need like a year and a half for the rates to fall and jpow unlock money printer

[rain patio]

jpow was truly a force in covid era

[arctic orchid]

jpow goated tbh

our economy holding up pretty well post covid compared to everyone else

Its a marathon not a sprint

keeping pushing bro it'll be worth it

[pine topaz]

give september a chance

[dusky folio]

Do they sponsor?

[autumn iris]

took the AWS dev ops pro exam

thought it was easier than the practice exams on tutorialdojo

[bold pier]

Do they sponsor? My applications shows I am not selcted to advance within 2 mins :3

[shut thistle]

idts

[rain patio]

I applied to delta like a month ago no response

[raw plank]

easy remote new grad 100k+ TC requires sacrifice

**other people's sacrifice

[cloud zinc]

I don't want the bad things that come with covid. I just want a quarantine where people take the virus with actual caution and companies overhiring like crazy

[signal jewel]

why companies overhire if quarantine?

[cloud zinc]

Forgot that this was America. I was hoping we'd be like other countries and quarentine before the virus gets within our boarders like New Zealand.

[pine topaz]

As an american, what do you think will happen with Climate change?

Do you think Manhattan or Florida will sink first?

[signal jewel]

Dark 💀

[wet jacinth]

Your mom would be the last to sink. Hehe

[autumn iris]

florida aint sinking

maybe by the time i'm ded

[pine topaz]

arent like home insurances fleeing away from florida

because they think its doomed

[autumn iris]

thats because of hurricanes

[pine topaz]

[autumn iris]

Scientists expect the lower third of the state to be underwater by 2100

yeh i hope miami sinks

that place is a shthole

[pine topaz]

whats considerd lower third

[autumn iris]

like key areas

miami

but its very unlikely to see any major impact on florida until we're ded

like average water height in tampa is like 11foot

[pine topaz]

what happens when we all sink

in the future

maybe my kids kids

is it the end of humanity

[autumn iris]

[pine topaz]

ive heard philipines is gonna sink

and indonesia

[rich prairie]

😄

[pine topaz]

in the near futrure

[rich prairie]

still laughing at ZOOM RTO

[grizzled bronze]

poor tony 🐯

[rich prairie]

wym

yeah yknow what give them a year and the people in there will be shitposting too

[arctic orchid]

newport beach will def sink first

[rich prairie]

the job market is just fucking frustrating and shitty rn

[arctic orchid]

a lot is luck tbh

[rich prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/job-hunt-applying-for-jobs-looking-for-work-resume-cv-gif-17355100

[burnt orchid]

me everyday i have to do another workday app ^

[rich prairie]

ive been using bitwarden and made it use the generic URL so if i hit the CREATE ACCT screen i just use the same creds again and again

then just verify email

cuts part of the nuisance out of it

[pine topaz]

danng howd u finjd out about this

like iot autofills?

[rich prairie]

it autofills the create new account screen because all they ask for is mail and PW

so i just open the bitwarden menu and hit the option, and it fills it in

[rich prairie]

honestly just an accidental discovery

[pine topaz]

thanks for sharing :3

still need to fill the rest though

[rich prairie]

do you have a really complex resume?

try simplifyting the formating

mine gets like 95% of the junk automatically

but it does miss bits

always

i skip it

ngl

frfr

just put the tools you use within the job desc as part of what you did

i feel like it makes no difference

i used to put a ton of effort into apps and got no response

[arctic orchid]

Linkedln looking dryer asf today

[rich prairie]

now i apply far more selectively and just provide important information and send

[vital meteor]

Recruiters playing bg3

[rich prairie]

i have a 99% no response / denial rate

[arctic orchid]

bg3?

[rich prairie]

just like everyone else lol

at least it feels like 99

[vital meteor]

Baldurs gate 3

[rich prairie]

though ive had a few interviews

[rich prairie]

what

[pine topaz]

yeah its mostly the skills t_t

[arctic orchid]

handshake has given me the highest response rate

I think recruiters get notified more directly

[rich prairie]

mhm

[arctic orchid]

thats been my experience

[rich prairie]

do you use a personal account

or school provided / assoicated

same

[arctic orchid]

i'm like lowkey panicking

cus i feel like last year even thou it was weak it was def more poppin

lazy bastards

[rich prairie]

well

then now what

stalk rctrs on linkedin?

💀

funny story about that

[arctic orchid]

tbh this is the way

[rich prairie]

i tried that once in downtown LA

LAPD was not happy

jk

[arctic orchid]

lol

[rich prairie]

IS JOKE

IS

JOKE

[arctic orchid]

but not actually not a bad idea at all @elder forum

interview processes moving fully remote has been kind of bad for the industry

[vital meteor]

add a personal touch and go to recruiters houses to drop off your resume

[rich prairie]

can you type for like 10 secs
i want a discord screenshot that says "afk is typing" its funny

got it lol

https://gyazo.com/851e6e887361329cb5e361dd9b26e8cb

love it

xD

[solemn spire]

Stalk hiring manager and call them from street like some hookers

[pine topaz]

how do u noe about civic holiday

[rich prairie]

MFAO

[pine topaz]

how does it like to be working americans

[vital meteor]

[arctic orchid]

It just feels like to big a descion to make remotely

yeah thats true i guess

maybe just pros and cons

I feel like I'm more likable in person vs zoom

[ornate cliff]

Hello fellow unemployed individuals

[arctic orchid]

I have like less charisma on zoom I swear

[ornate cliff]

Lol before covid that was the norm can you imagine

[arctic orchid]

I mean like but on-sites had higher hit rates too

once you made it to that stage

eventually you're going to have to see your team in person anyways

meh

[vital meteor]

i never experienced it but i think it woulda been nice to try out getting flown and visiting like G campus

[arctic orchid]

could be fun i like traveling

again my personal preference I would prefer inperson more than remote

for work as well

[rain patio]

@honest estuary did gecko offer to pay for the flight?

I wouldn’t mind going to an in person interview as long as the timeframe works

Damn wtf

[cloud zinc]

got invited for an equipment software engineering role with BETA technologies

they'll ask me stuff about matlab and network communication technology. Don't know why I was selected to move forward despite lacking these tools

on site near where I currently live

Vermont

sucks here because the majority of software roles are embedded or involve some non-swe tools

There are startups here and there that look for other devs, but the competition is intense. Most people just move out to find entry level roles

[wraith yew]

at least u got response

they're ghosting me rn

[gloomy terrace]

no way free trip to nyc?

[wraith yew]

I'd take anything at this point

down bad for job

[arctic orchid]

goated name right here

[raw plank]

they’re gonna ask “why didn’t u just apply for software developer”

[wraith yew]

think they're in boston

[gloomy terrace]

i'll take that too but forward deployed is in nyc

[wraith yew]

fr

surely I can get a job with googls data analytics certificate

[arctic orchid]

do refferals help for cisco??

[raw plank]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[arctic orchid]

[rain patio]

About to have that defense job interview, and I'm pooping my pants out of fear 😩

I haven't had an interview since September 2022

[pine topaz]

you are our bastion of hope friend

no pressure

[arctic orchid]

Youre gonna kill it

[sturdy forge]

they chaged it looks all virtual now

[sturdy forge]

Swe

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperventilating-cantbreathe-spongebob-gif-4979429

[halcyon topaz]

let us know how it goes

[rain patio]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They asked me to reverse a palindrome

oh sorry my brain is all scrambled and I didn't type that out right lol

they wanted me to write a function that checks if a string is a palindrome

it was a short interview, but they said it was only supposed to be 15 minutes max

I guess I'll find out if i made it to round 2 soon

[vital meteor]

[rain patio]

lets go that’s an easy win

[narrow harbor]

how do you do that

is it two pointers at start and end

[rain patio]

get that money @rain patio

[swift falcon]

did you get it?

[halcyon topaz]

easy bro

nice

[rain patio]

uhhh...still waiting to see if i make it to round 2 lol

[halcyon topaz]

or if youre using python

return str == str[::-1]

[pine topaz]

great stuff @rain patio

hopefully you make it to round 2

[halcyon topaz]

ya i would just use two pointers

[pine topaz]

wrong, the right answer is to use belmans ford algorithim

[shut thistle]

should have used stack or 2 pointers

[halcyon topaz]

how does 2 pointers run in O(n/2) time?

linear time is always linear time

[shut thistle]

yes

[halcyon topaz]

even if it has a constant factor multiplier

runtime doesnt always equal time complexity

if you do str[:] = str[::-1] it reverse in place

2 pointers is also the same run time tho

how is it twice as fast when you have to iterate through the entire string no matter what?

like i said runtime != time complexity

you can argue the tradeoffs for either apporach

approach

if i were in an interview I would mention that you can reverse the string in place in python but would probably do two pointers

[raw plank]

I think he means were u able to solve it?

the bloomer fuel rn

[rain patio]

oh i was lol

"I can solve any palindrome in O(1) by using an enormously large hash set as a database 🤓 "

[autumn iris]

hows the job hunt

is everyone getting interviews now

[steady sage]

So you're telling me I shouldn't just do

s = s.toLowerCase();
s = s.replace(/[^a-z0-9]/g, '');
return s === s.split('').reverse().join('');

who cares about fancy coding when you can show the interviewer that you understand deep magicks like RegEx

[wraith yew]

can't not want to work there if they reject me 💀

[rain patio]

well, i got 1 interview for a defense job that I applied to in March

[wraith yew]

forced to not work there 😔

[autumn iris]

gg

[tacit grove]

which company?

[rain patio]

Space dynamics lab

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[lost ether]

Space complexity O(2^n)

[arctic orchid]

I got rejected from IMC

What gives

And apparently everyone’s getting the Belvedere OA

[grizzled bronze]

Wdym, August is just getting started

more apps will open up Mid-August and onwards

[rain patio]

Get ready to post on LinkedIn

I saw someone from my college post a doomer post today hopefully he gets a job

not sure I saw it when he just posted, I’ll check in a couple of hrs and prepare mine in meantime

It seemed very chat gpt esque

[swift falcon]

wait that works?

[bold pier]

cfbr

[signal jewel]

everyone in this thread should cfbr everyone else's. so much attention. woah

[bold pier]

if everyone in this thread pays me $1 will I be a millionaire?

[pine topaz]

You guys connect with unemployed people. I connect with recruiters and CEOs. We are not the same.

[bold pier]

Read that again.

[pine topaz]

i did

[bold pier]

think about it.

[rain patio]

the only ceo/recruiter you connect with is yahkuna

[pine topaz]

im difffert

[bold pier]

This is what my uncle told me before he died.
And then immediately came back to life.

[pine topaz]

he should remain the grave