2023_grads

[rain patio]

You might be right

What is everyone even doin rn

Are you mass applying or upscaling or just chillin?

Those who graduated?

[abstract wadi]

practicing LC for when things open

[rain patio]

Gotcha

[abstract wadi]

best thing u ccan do with ur time instead of speculating about when C1 will drop

[rain patio]

Yea mate

Ig it’s just fomo

I think in 2020 I missed the boat to apply for internships

I realized it was way too late

So I’ve prepped myself

[abstract wadi]

you wont even put ur internships on ur resume in 2 years ur ahead of the game rn

[rain patio]

Yea

[solemn kite]

all 3

depending on the day 🙂

[swift falcon]

bro theres less jobs on aug 2nd than on july 31st

they turned the trickle off

[obsidian crater]

🪢

[arctic orchid]

brace for a long recruitment cycle

[narrow harbor]

what do i do if its past 5 minutes when an interviewer is supposed to call me

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[narrow harbor]

okay getting ghosted by the interviewer definitely makes me 🪢

[tribal fable]

Anyone graduate in December? R u focusing 2024 roles?

[rain patio]

Me

I am doing both 2024 and 2023 roles

[tribal fable]

Are there roles for 2023 that haven’t started yet? I’ve only been doing 24 cuz I figured 2023 started in May

[rain patio]

I just look for roles that says “has bachelors degree” or something along those lines assuming you can delay your start date

Roles that say something like May 23 grad is just auto reject usually

[tribal fable]

Ah ok thx

[vast mica]

We who graduated in May 2023, can apply to new grad 2024 roles, right?

[manic wedge]

I would apply as long as there's no specific grad dates mentioned in the job post. some new grad roles only mention needing a degree and 0-x years of experience

[fallen fox]

most roles on the github repo want dec 2023+

[rain patio]

Bro the defense job I'm interviewing for has 6 open positions!!! Omg this is starting to look possible

[vital meteor]

Goodluck friend

[rain patio]

Same lol idk what they want

[obsidian crater]

polygraph

don't lie

they will call people you know

[swift falcon]

your soul

[obsidian crater]

look into your history from the moment you were born until now

[rain patio]

The only illegal thing I've done is pirate anime lol

[obsidian crater]

also they'll ask you if you're a terrorist

100%

they don't hire weebs

ngmi

[fervent ruin]

Hello, anyone gotten an email to setup a meeting for questions about your resume but not necessarily a job interview?

[rain patio]

"Do you watch anime?"
"Yes"
"That is a conflict of interest. You aren't elligible for a security clearance"

[obsidian crater]

lmao

[grizzled bronze]

@dim cosmos Xijinping asked me if you're removing his ban, he posted that link as a joke even though it was a legitimate link from RippleMatch

[rain patio]

I dont even know anyone in japan, and I watch english dubbed anime lol

[swift falcon]

yeah it's classic bait and switch

[dusky folio]

I love how it’s the same 4 people on this channel.

[rain patio]

The 4 (unemployed) amigos

[swift falcon]

bro there's at least 6

if not more

smh

[dusky folio]

Well I’m unemployed too

[obsidian crater]

NGMI

[rain patio]

I'm non-swe employed

[swift falcon]

WANGMI

igottafuckenmassersdegreefofucksake

[rain patio]

iconfigureroutersasajobsmh

[obsidian crater]

I'm employed as a Sr. Floor Sweeper @ Walmart

[cloud zinc]

Got a rejection from a entry level role at CACI fter sending an application 2 hours ago

[rain patio]

Chief Sanitation Engineer

[obsidian crater]

I LOVE GRADUATING

IN THIS ECON

I LOVE IT

[rain patio]

Starting off in hardcorr mode

[swift falcon]

bro i dodged tf out of 2008, coz I graduated HS a year afterwards and the millerterry w/e, but now that I'm trying to get back into the workforce I'm getting fukt againt

[fervent ruin]

I see, that sounds about right. I applied to them a few months back, with no response. Guess I'll bite if anything I get practice for interviews.

[fallen fox]

does applying to 10 internal roles look bad

[swift falcon]

probably a good way to think about it

I mean there are phone screens and what not with HR usually before you get down and dirty wit da technical folk

[fervent ruin]

well the email was from a project manager so not sure what to expect aside from "I want to see if youre the right fit for the team"

[swift falcon]

oh well that sounds like a regular interview then

I'd prep for it as one

[narrow harbor]

when did you grad?

[swift falcon]

may 2023

expired

af

[fervent ruin]

yea, it just threw me off how it was phrased

[fervent ruin]

lmao

[swift falcon]

just be on ur bess behavior

and don't answer questions stupidly

#creepthemout

[narrow harbor]

im dec 2022 fuck

[swift falcon]

do u got mastas?

[narrow harbor]

nah just bachelors

[swift falcon]

~~talk to me when u got masters ~~ /jk

[narrow harbor]

might try next year for masters if i dont land anything this year

LOL

you got any experience?

[swift falcon]

I got experience

[fervent ruin]

alright, thanks for feedback

[swift falcon]

is it the right kind?

idk

[swift falcon]

good luck!

[narrow harbor]

well youre gonna fucking make it either way i beleive in you

[swift falcon]

aaaaaaaand also with youuuuuuu

[rain patio]

Graduating 2020-2023 feel like the hunger games

Covid + fuked up economy + hiring freeze + idk what else but keep goin y’ll!

[fallen fox]

late 2020 to mid 2022 was really nice

[raw plank]

asked my interviewer for some career advice and he said "dont have a job gap"

[arctic orchid]

yeah 2020 was pretty mid

2021 was recruitment season will never happen again

I know people whos only job experience was "Lifeguard"

and got an internship at apple

[fallen fox]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EngineeringResumes/comments/15gio77/recent_graduate_to_refine_resume_for_jr_dev_jobs/

[halcyon topaz]

godly

[lost ether]

If this is you, you should talk a little bit more about your army experience, to showcase leadership/+soft skills

[halcyon topaz]

no way thats you

[fallen fox]

thanks tho but not me

[lost ether]

Maybe +1 more bullet point

[halcyon topaz]

no offense but i was going to say NGMI

I like how concise it is tho

[fallen fox]

i just thought his post was cute bro applying to ng roles with a public health degree and no internship exp

[rain patio]

Hella clean but bro is ngmi

[swift falcon]

#wangmi

bro google cloud is bitching at me coz my card got froze

like wygd, fucking sue me over the $00.01 I owe you per month?

[swift falcon]

why tf is he not getting a damn biostatistics and health informatics job

[solemn spire]

whos supplying ropes

[fallen fox]

@obsidian crater

[autumn iris]

Ut austin tho

[fallen fox]

still ngmi, completely unrelated degree + no exp

[autumn iris]

[halcyon topaz]

i mean people get jobs without work experience in swe

without cs degrees

[swift falcon]

yeah that's fucked up

DEY TUK R JERBS

[halcyon topaz]

just because you check boxes doesnt neccesarily mean youll get a job

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-tony-sirico-whack-somebody-lets-whack-this-cocksucker-and-be-done-with-it-gif-12825801

[autumn iris]

[swift falcon]

they way I see it

these mfs are taking up a space in a job they have no right to

and that in turn pushes someone who'd get that job in the field out to a diff job

and so on and so forth

until it gets to me

and I'm out of a fkin job

[halcyon topaz]

wtf

[swift falcon]

BECAUSE SOME NANNY BOOTCAMPER GOT PICKED INSTEAD OF ME WITH A MASTAS DEGREE

[fallen fox]

true but the market rn is sorta fucked, in 2021 he would've had a chance

[autumn iris]

I dont have a CS degree

[halcyon topaz]

if you just think you have no chance then you for sure wont have a chance

whats the point in limiting yourself before you even know

who knows that guys portfolio could look really nice and he worked his ass off to make it good and he probably would deserve the job over someone who just checks boxes on their resume and then feels entitled to a job

[autumn iris]

[fallen fox]

🪢

[autumn iris]

I watched a data structure course

Can i get a job

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-kitty-yes-thumbs-up-gif-23454842

[autumn iris]

Dont u already have work experience

[swift falcon]

not the right kind

[autumn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-duck-gif-24672717

[autumn iris]

Wat u mean right kind

Isnt experience experience

[swift falcon]

nobody wants Dynamics 365 F&O Configuration experience

[autumn iris]

[swift falcon]

I ain't getting a fuckin java + react job with that

[autumn iris]

U didnt code during job?

[swift falcon]

nope it's all configuration

I've written like 3 functions in X++ that's it

[crystal steppe]

Damn the good old days

[neon perch]

Thoughts? https://www.reddit.com/r/resumes/comments/15ezj72/friend_couldnt_get_job_for_months_expanded_resume/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

[arctic orchid]

will c1 take 2023

for the 2024 ML program?

[signal jewel]

they seem experienced for obv reasons. and also have 3 pages worthy of exp bullets. someone mentioned in the comments that they are in web developer pos with 20 yoe and got 4 interviews in 3 weeks or so 💀

[vital meteor]

trying it out, 3 pages with size 50 font wish me luck

[potent mason]

its aug 2024 and before so im assuming yes

[grizzled bronze]

you should just apply anyway

[arctic orchid]

I did hella redid my res for the job

[high owl]

Holy balls

Dude is cracked

[grizzled bronze]

Wtf, have I been lied to my whole life about keeping it to 1 page? 🤯

[chilly burrow]

This is probably more applicable to people with experience

For early-career this won't help

Unless you're a PhD student

[hazy horizon]

for the 2024 ML program

[neon perch]

Will adding a leadership section do any good?

[swift falcon]

are you getting hired to be a leader?

get back to coding!

[grizzled bronze]

What role? I'm not seeing any new grad roles up

[static birch]

it’s good to show you have better social skills than everyone else here

[rain patio]

damn

Why u gotta call us out like that 😂

[neon perch]

Being expired and international is a recipe for disaster rn 💀

[rain patio]

Have u guys tried other STEM roles

BRO I'M SO EXCITED

There are 18 time slots for interviews, and they are hiring 6 people!

I have a chance!

Or maybe the chart was off and there are 36 time slots

[hoary fern]

for what

[rain patio]

This chart is a bit confusing... is it 16 slots on August 4th and 16 on August 7th but they condensed the chart, or is it 8 slots on August 4th and 8 slots on August 7th?:

[rain patio]

Oh it's a defense job in my town lol

Space Dynamics Lab

They're hiring 6 applicants for the same position lol so it sounds like they really need people

[vital meteor]

I see 18 slots?

[rain patio]

Yeah me too lol

Just making sure i'm not misinterpreting this

So 18 interviews and 6 people will get hired...unless we all suck

It's a new grad position too

HEHHE

[swift falcon]

bro gimme sumdat

[rain patio]

Sorry i wish I could but it's already too late to apply

I applied for this back in March lol

I guess defense jobs are slow af?

[split igloo]

https://youtu.be/JmD9rohDnjQ

We are on the news bois

[swift falcon]

u were one of the people that got laid off?

[split igloo]

Well I should have said tech bros in genral

My take is start my own startup with smth AI buzz words and collect bag of cash from VC

[static birch]

is it hard to get a job in the US rn?

[swift falcon]

yeah

[static birch]

dang

seems chill over here

[swift falcon]

i like ur pfp

[static birch]

2 interviews 2 offers lol

thanks i like orcas

uk

i don’t like this country but yeah took me less than 2 weeks to get a job so i guess that’s nice

[swift falcon]

whats ur TC?

[pine topaz]

Homelesss

[static birch]

not gonna say because US salaries are not comparable and i’ll be sad 😭 but it’s like 30% above market rate in my city for new grads

luckily i have an EU passport

NL here i come

[wet jacinth]

When will I get a job?

[static birch]

in 2 weeks

[swift falcon]

nice

[wet jacinth]

Should have gone to the UK instead of here.

[swift falcon]

what da fuck is dis piece of shit

[static birch]

you are very successful!

[swift falcon]

gonna get scammed

[static birch]

kidneys gone already

[swift falcon]

trainee at aerobus

mexico

[grizzled bronze]

Congrats!

[wet jacinth]

omg! BP65A0OWSDFJ124IQ is in this server

I typed all of it. I did not copy-paste.

[swift falcon]

omg

[wet jacinth]

did anyone get an offer in the past couple of weeks?

[swift falcon]

no

we all still here

[static quarry]

Still here

[static birch]

dang this reminds me of uni (college) application servers

[static quarry]

Expired goods fr

[wet jacinth]

I'm getting no responses. It's so hard, I have 0 yrs of exp and I graduated with an MS.

[pine topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyTAfX7cniI

wagmi

[static birch]

u got projects?

[wet jacinth]

with tons of debt

[static quarry]

never back down never what

[grizzled bronze]

Recruiting is just getting started, hang in there

[wet jacinth]

yeah

[static birch]

are they good

[static quarry]

Petition to rename channel to expired goods

[static birch]

is it? how come

[wet jacinth]

Chess Web App: React, Flask, AI; Map-Reduce ML project; Another MERN App;

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-in-there-kitten-meme-og-meme-monday-motivation-gif-12929901

[static birch]

personal or coursework?

[wet jacinth]

chess was personal. other 2 course work

[grizzled bronze]

That's just usually when new grad recruiting starts, more companies to open up in the coming weeks and months

[wet jacinth]

plus I have 900+ LC

[swift falcon]

new grads is for like next year tho

[static birch]

ngl i don’t trust any of y’all to write good CVs after the shit i’ve read on reddit. so many words saying so little i just cry

[static birch]

i have 0 😭

[static quarry]

We dont use cvs

[static birch]

wdym?

[static quarry]

Recruiters dont read them

[grizzled bronze]

December 2023 grads and onwards, but some allow prior year grads too. Still apply to everything anyway.

[swift falcon]

i mean like start date tho

right?

its all for may-aug 2024?

[static quarry]

They get like 10k + apps for every job minimum

[static birch]

when u post your CV do you get a bunch of recruiters calling you instantly? or is that not a thing in the US

[static quarry]

Cv or resume?

[static birch]

aren’t they the same thing?

[grizzled bronze]

Some companies allow start dates in Feb. like JP Morgan and Capital One

[static quarry]

No?

[static birch]

how come

[static quarry]

Wait are they

I thought cv was cover letter

maybe im dumb

[static birch]

no i think it’s the same as resume idk

[static quarry]

Oooh nvm

[static birch]

mine asked for cv and cover letter

[static quarry]

i see i see

Yeah but we all use jakes template

And chatgpt

[static birch]

STAR

[static birch]

bruh

sending thoughts and prayers ngl

[static quarry]

🙏

[vital meteor]

You just gotta outlast the internationals 💀

[wet jacinth]

Yeah, they work.

[static birch]

🔫

[prisma flax]

I don't think any big company would ever give me a chance to interview

[swift falcon]

Cover Vetter

Also

[vital meteor]

Always apply anyway you never know

[swift falcon]

i believe technically CV and resume are two different things

but colloquially they are the same

[prisma flax]

I dont know, no interviews from almost 2 months

[wet jacinth]

for No interviews since Feb for me. Except a few recruiter calls.

[static birch]

fr though i’d be surprised if many people here actually have a good CV. like read it and try figure out if each sentence actually has a purpose. look up that STAR shit. the quality i’ve come across from people who assure me it’s perfect is staggeringly bad quite often

[swift falcon]

I paid $250 for mine so it better be good

[fallen fox]

same

[static quarry]

Woah im gonna do this for mine

good looks

mine is so jumbled

[static birch]

just go into google and look them in the eye, give them a good firm handshake and you’ll be in

[prisma flax]

I literally worked on my resume ever so often idk am making good or bad, but it's not working

[static quarry]

Just stating random facts

[swift falcon]

resumes are pointless tbh

you have to know someone

[static birch]

idk what the server rules are but post if it you like

[swift falcon]

nepotism or bust at this point

[static birch]

i don’t know US culture so if they really are pointless then ymmv

[swift falcon]

or be crem de la crem

[rain patio]

Make anonymous resume

[static quarry]

Eu smarter than usa anyways

[swift falcon]

USA NUMBA ONE

[vital meteor]

Junior in EU is like 30k-40k TC

[swift falcon]

eu is communist tho so u get job always

[static quarry]

Better than 0

[swift falcon]

and can gain exp

[rain patio]

EU pay is probably worth tho

[swift falcon]

also lcol

[rain patio]

living in the EU also sounds hella fun

[static birch]

yeah i would take 50k in EU over 200k in US ez

euros anyway

[vital meteor]

UK is hcol

[fallen fox]

50k as swe = rope

[vital meteor]

Most jobs are centered in London iirc

[static quarry]

ok but eu

is so cool

[static birch]

not necessarily. it’s so dense and so much hybrid work that it’s so easy to achieve lcol

[swift falcon]

ik i was shitposting

[static birch]

there’s a lot of london jobs that are 1 day a month in person

[static quarry]

@static birch lemme live with you and work in eu pwease

[pine topaz]

@static birch Phoneix Arizona for 200k TC or London for 50k Euro?

[swift falcon]

PHX all day

[static birch]

london, but really i’d pref amsterdam. moving there when i have 2yoe

[static birch]

fix your cv first

[pine topaz]

I would take 50k TC amsterdam too

[static birch]

and 50k is super low for amsterdam anyway

[static quarry]

💀💀💀

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-18412682

let’s see paul allens liv’s CV

[static quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-21355539

[static birch]

btw UK/EU comp isn’t thatttt bad. at my company it goes up to like $90k after 2yrs

[rain patio]

Is ur company hiring by any chance

[static birch]

in uk maybe

[rain patio]

Could u put in a good word for “hmmsure” ?

[static birch]

i’m happy to give advice to others but i already have my job so i’m not gonna share mine rn. cba removing all my details

[static quarry]

same

For me

[static birch]

@ me when u have a visa

(we don’t take amex 🥁)

[static quarry]

Bro u just give us citizenship

[rain patio]

LMFAO

[static quarry]

stop gatekeeping

[rain patio]

bro I hate visa rules

[static birch]

huh?

[static quarry]

wait

[rain patio]

i could be working in Portugal or something if I wanted to

[static quarry]

eu doesnt have marriage rule?

[static birch]

oh right

[rain patio]

Idk

[static birch]

yeah, you don’t even need to be married

[static quarry]

just marry us all

[rain patio]

Is polygamy allowed

[lost ether]

No

[static birch]

in many places it’s just a committed relationship or something

[prisma flax]

@static birch @rain patio suggestion please https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1136448843874062426

[wet jacinth]

Please take a look at mine as well: https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1136452160746422312

[hidden scaffold]

Why does ramp keep posting new grad posts? Who gets hired from ramp??

[ornate cliff]

LOL Ramp posted again

playing games with my heart

[signal jewel]

i gave up before fixing all bugs of the frontend assgn

[hidden scaffold]

I unironically feel like the only reason why ramp post new grad applications is so they can get free labor

They have been posting the same new grad posts over and over again since spring

[swift falcon]

it’s simple

we must destroy ramp

[ornate cliff]

they seem picky af 😅

[hidden scaffold]

Haha, I mean that's fine that they are picky though you would think they would stop being picky if they can't get enough new grads to fill their roles

[static birch]

@static quarry next victim?

[static quarry]

Yes i will post later tonight

or morning for you i guess

[static birch]

2am for me smh

[static quarry]

Ill ping you all

[static birch]

indeed

[static quarry]

🤝🤝

[pine topaz]

@gentle peak https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/15gidu5/joining_military_to_ride_out_market_downturn/

bro dis u?

[ornate cliff]

if I apply to FDSE at Palantir, can I apply to SWE later or nah?

[rain patio]

A recruiter from palantir advised against it

[pearl schooner]

anyone know what to expect for epic systems phone screen? and how many rounds the process is

[hidden scaffold]

Why will it might disqualify you for both roles

[rain patio]

idk thats just what they said

[rain patio]

screen is easy, there’s a 4 hr exam (LC + SAT style) afterwards, then a final

[pearl schooner]

4 hours no way 💀

[pearl schooner]

is it just 1 interview for final? or multiple

[rain patio]

1 interview I think another 3-4 hrs iirc

[pearl schooner]

ahh ic thanks!

[rustic vessel]

Anyone get invited to a roblox cto event, wondering if it’s worth to go

[abstract wadi]

is swe coming out?

[ornate cliff]

no clue

[rain patio]

How I'm gonna be eating if I actually get a SWE job someday

https://tenor.com/view/jack-hanma-jack-hammer-steak-gif-25034812

Ong

[pine topaz]

when is ur cpp interview?

goodluck @rain patio

[ornate cliff]

anime recommendations to drown out the sorrow of unemployment?

[rain patio]

A certain magical index

Fate

[ornate cliff]

kk thanks

[rain patio]

Steins gate

[ornate cliff]

Kk thank u

Is new demon slayer out yet?

Kkkk sweet

Woooo

[rain patio]

MOnday 😩

[narrow harbor]

how have you been prepping?

[split plaza]

you should send the invite link 😉

[static quarry]

roast me

[rain patio]

Following the lessons from this free c++ website: learncpp.com

[tardy geode]

I am so fking frustrated

why am i not getting any calls

ffs i have mended my resume so many times

[ornate cliff]

calls from what bruh

there's no new grad

[tardy geode]

any company man

i am applying to even experienced roles

i have about 2.5ish years of exp

BUT

[ornate cliff]

oh you do?????

[tardy geode]

i am international

[ornate cliff]

ah ya fuck

:((((((((((

that'll be the reason

did you graduate from top 50 uni?

[tardy geode]

yea with a masters

it fking hurts man

[bold pier]

push more for experienced roles, I haven't heard back from any new grad application at all.
Everything so far for experienced roles.. although all rejections or ghost after first few rounds

Pretty sure JPMC recruiter is fucking with me, msgs me every two months saying lets schedule interview and then ghosts

[tardy geode]

i am preping tf out , i am at the verge of insanity but coping with patience.

but then it hurts when things don't work out even after putting shit ton of effort

fk JPMC , i had applied for a UI role which had react and all , my resume had shit ton of react too . Still a reject FFS

idk what they want

[tacit grove]

who has interviews lined up atm? If so, at which companies?

[dusky folio]

Hehehehe

[autumn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[autumn iris]

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[swift falcon]

#WANGMI

[static birch]

plz can y’all fix your resumes, 3/3 of the ones i have reviewed make the same basic mistakes (no offense)

put 1/10th of the time you spend refreshing your email into updating your cv

at least then when you come here and complain about being unemployed it’ll be valid

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-nerve-bill-burr-saturday-night-live-the-audacity-how-arrogant-gif-18837522

[swift falcon]

don’t you have a job?

[static birch]

yes why?

[swift falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-girls-daniel-franseze-guy-wearing-shades-hoodie-she-doesnt-even-go-here-gif-5189549

[static birch]

i appreciate the effort for finding a gif that says she ❤️

also

this is just 2023 grads

not an unemployment support group

[autumn iris]

[solemn spire]

https://tenor.com/view/8th-floor-long-call-specialist-gif-26079895

[grizzled bronze]

Some people are legitimately having a hard time due to the market and their situation, no need to be rude and presumptuous

[grizzled bronze]

I can see you're new here, this is more than just a 2023 grads channel, we support each other here. If that triggers you then you should find another Discord tbh.

[solemn spire]

So we are all expired goods?

[tardy geode]

💀

[solemn spire]

Maybe you can review my resume or other resume in #1019675142248468601 channel. That would be great

[split igloo]

more like delisted from stock market

no more stonk

we just flopped

even senior devs who got laid off remain unemployed 😢

[split igloo]

like ev0s said, market is downright bad

[solemn spire]

To add salt to the wound, some of us dont even got intern 💀

[chilly burrow]

What are some of the basic mistakes you see?

[blazing flame]

no fake goated exp to pass screens

[blazing flame]

nah i don't believe that

[shrewd ocean]

ik the feeling, the market is rough 😩

[bold pier]

Guys this made me hard

[static birch]

there are a few cvs i gave feedback on in #1019675142248468601

@solemn spire post your cv there instead of dming me

[solemn spire]

Hmm

[raw plank]

another employed mf telling people to stop dooming

[broken barn]

Can you also give me feedback on my resume appreciate it 🙏 https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1136074964072677506

[static birch]

can you read https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1136506670600695880 and https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1136452160746422312 first

[static birch]

@abstract wadi can you redact your cv and post it in #1019675142248468601

i'm not gonna review cvs in dm sry

[halcyon topaz]

cant wait to get a job

[narrow harbor]

wgmi

[halcyon topaz]

Thoughts on getting a job

[cloud zinc]

damn, got rejected from sentry already

thinking my year gap is really killing my employability regardless of the masters enrollment

[static birch]

can ppl pls stop dming me asking me to review their cvs

post it in #1019675142248468601 (redacted) and @ me

[halcyon topaz]

When did you apply to sentry

[rain patio]

U can’t name yourself the destroyer of resumes

Ur asking for ppl to dm u

[static birch]

if they can't figure out how to redact a cv they don't deserve a job

[rain patio]

Has anyone taken the hackerrank Akuna test?

Platform engineer

[ornate cliff]

Tagged you in my old thread... There's already feedback but I would appreciate yours as well ❤️‍🩹

[ornate cliff]

Are you Canadian?

[pine topaz]

destory these unemployed mfs

[static birch]

will look when i get home. there’s a lot of general feedback in the recent threads i roasted if you want to check those out

i am gonna need to make a list of key bullet points at this rate, everyone does the same basic stuff

[ornate cliff]

I've seen them really great stuff. My concern is my resume "looks empty" lol I've gotten that from a few cracked people

Curious if you get the same impression

[ornate cliff]

Check dm

[pine topaz]

Did you get my referal link?

[ornate cliff]

Yeah thanks babe

[rain patio]

What updated GitHub are people using for new jobs?

[shy fable]

https://github.com/ReaVNaiL/New-Grad-2024

[cloud zinc]

I'm US

[cloud zinc]

bro Tuesday

[ornate cliff]

Did you apply to the US or Canadian job post?

[halcyon topaz]

Oh wtf I applied Tuesday too

Haven’t heard back yet

[cloud zinc]

I applied to their San Fran Location

[ornate cliff]

Damn... That's crazy

[halcyon topaz]

people already getting rejected wtf

[pine topaz]

wasnt sentrys tc like 40-160k

[vast mica]

is there any applications opening up soon for auto GCA?

[pine topaz]

their job desc said it was between that range though?

is that just for base

oh i see

dam they pay nice if u can get 160k base + rsus

[deep wasp]

Damn I graduated college today

Wild

[halcyon topaz]

And it’s over before you can even start

[whole berry]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-robot-gif-5733980

[rain patio]

Life begins

[pine topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/routine-modern-spongebob-work-home-gif-15533247

[narrow harbor]

your degree is expired

[halcyon topaz]

No…

Just more time to grind leetcode so we’re good

More projects! More leetcode! Yay’

[rain patio]

Is the Ramp challenge broken on their website for the new grad role

[halcyon topaz]

Someone said you’re supposed to decode that string

But idk

[deep wasp]

Graduated today, Internship ends tomorrow, new grad job starts remote in 2 weeks, get married in 3 months, moving to seattle in 5 months

Wild stuff happening

[rain patio]

Damn

Congrats big bro

[rain patio]

W

[deep wasp]

Ty ty 🙏

Grind paid off

[rain patio]

No

[rain patio]

Backend or frontend?

[rain patio]

New grad swe

[halcyon topaz]

It’s just a long ass string

[rain patio]

Gotcha

[rain patio]

Yea

Yeah it’s ctf

[halcyon topaz]

What is capture the flag

Ah thank you

[grizzled cipher]

lmao lmk if u figure out the ctf

that challenge looks aids

[obsidian crater]

kinda basic security stuff

if you've ever built a web app ever you should be able to do it

[raw plank]

W

[grizzled cipher]

my bad

[obsidian crater]

you're talking about Ramp?

[ornate cliff]

Ramp

You may get an interview afterward

3 rounds

[obsidian crater]

idk how ramp interview screens cause

I got all their flags and still rejected

[rotund portal]

If I graduated this summer, do you guys know if I can be eligible for New Grad roles that open up in mid august to september?

Like I heard netflix will have new grad roles mid august but idk if I can even be eligible for it

[ornate cliff]

No I got rejected after first round 😦

[ornate cliff]

Strange... I had relevant experience with payments etc I think that's the main reason why I got interview.

But some people are cracked and still get resume reject idk why

[obsidian crater]

idk lol

[ornate cliff]

I was talking to someone on Blind... He failed Ramp recruiter screen but got 2sigma

Riddle me that one

[obsidian crater]

[ornate cliff]

[static quarry]

depends on company

[ornate cliff]

Ya why not bro

Just apply

[rotund portal]

I assumed they were just looking for 2024 grads, hopefully 2023 grads will also be in consideration. thank you guys

[halcyon topaz]

I want you

[ornate cliff]

Tech rounds are not leetcode... They're practical ones

Implementation focused

Nah lol

But you'll use http requests for sure

Using API or webhooks... Stuff like that

That's for later rounds

First round is different... someone that interviewed last week told me he got LC easy

[halcyon topaz]

But idk how to develop I just know leetcode

[ornate cliff]

It's ok you'll get goog

[halcyon topaz]

I’m banking everything on girl

Goog

Referal, GCP cert, watching Clement

[ornate cliff]

Teach me leetcode 🥵

[halcyon topaz]

Just spam mediums

Then at a certain point it gets repetitive to a certain extent

Neetcode is solid

[rain patio]

Defense job interview scheduled for this coming Monday! Interview is over Zoom, and they said they will just ask me a bit about myself and then give me a short coding challenge. I can use the coding language of my choice! Bro this is just too good!

[fallen fox]

🪢

[rain patio]

They are hiring 6 people for this position, and there are 18 interviewees max based on the signup sheet they gave me for interviews hehhehe

33% chance to get the job1?

[dusky folio]

wait for the security clearance part.

[vital meteor]

I asked around and 17 people have 10+ YOE and ex faang

[rain patio]

Noice

[halcyon topaz]

No sentry rejection yet

[grizzled bronze]

brush up on fizzbuzz

[rain patio]

and hello world

[ornate cliff]

Do you have security clearance?

[pine topaz]

Brush up N queens

💀

[rain patio]

Bro I hate that woman

[pine topaz]

shes always in my linkedin feed

[halcyon topaz]

N queens easy

[prisma flax]

anyone have jake resume latex code?

[pine topaz]

who is she 💀

[rain patio]

Lemme guess there’s a selfie of her below that post

[pine topaz]

ya

[halcyon topaz]

Google it

[pine topaz]

always

[rain patio]

Industry plant

[pine topaz]

its always a selfie

💀

[rain patio]

She’s a clout demon

[pine topaz]

WHY IS SHE SMILING

[swift falcon]

"I COACH"

[pine topaz]

WE ARE ALL SUFFERING

WHY IS SHE SMILING

[swift falcon]

bruh what you coaching

shit we alr know

[rain patio]

Bruh so many posts like that

[swift falcon]

ffs

[rain patio]

She sells Jake’s Resume!

[swift falcon]

dumb asf

[rain patio]

All these influencers are living in Disney world

[raw plank]

This is some history is written by the winners type shit

[rain patio]

she works at Tesla like bruuuuh

[raw plank]

Fuck LinkedIn

[rain patio]

all coach's tout being successful but make their success off of the gullible and defeated..

LinkedIn ain’t the same anymore

u can’t be too self aware bruh I need to tap into my cringe side

[lost ether]

In a gold rush, be the shovel seller

[pine topaz]

its a leetcdoe ull see in every interview from now on

[pine topaz]

what about in a down rush

do I sell ropes

[rain patio]

Ong we should just make a company like the one she’s in

Can we monetize cscd

[pine topaz]

probs more layoffs

[swift falcon]

fuckin pipe dreams

bro I ardy been to grad school

[halcyon topaz]

You really think that people aren’t hiring for 2-3 more years

[swift falcon]

I'm too stupid for that

[halcyon topaz]

I just need gogogle to open up

[swift falcon]

it's over for the little guy

[halcyon topaz]

Gg

Gonna need referral to even stand a chance

What is the cold application then

That’s why I’m just resumemaxxing one FAANG company

All or nothing

Uh oh

[lost ether]

If yall r gonna do that, at least do officer route

[dusky folio]

Just applied to capital one and within 1 minute got a rejection.

[halcyon topaz]

For what position

Wtf

[wet jacinth]

Happened to me as well

[halcyon topaz]

ML associate?

[wet jacinth]

'your answers indicate that you do not meet requirements'

[dusky folio]

Yup same

[dusky folio]

Rotational program.

for Data analyst

[halcyon topaz]

Interesting

[grizzled bronze]

Are you a US citizen?

They don't sponsor

[dusky folio]

I am not a citizen. Didn't know they don't sponsor.

They do sponsor

[grizzled bronze]

They don't for new grad roles unfortunately as stated at https://www.capitalonecareers.com/job/mclean/data-analyst-associate-2024/31238/52341408000

At this time, Capital One will not sponsor a new applicant for employment authorization for this position.

[fallen fox]

companies don't sponsor for every single role

[dusky folio]

I didn’t know that

Thanks for info.

[halcyon topaz]

I’ll sponsor you

[dusky folio]

For what role?😭

[halcyon topaz]

Yes

[dusky folio]

Do you guys apply with cover letter?

[ornate cliff]

if I really like the company ya

I have so many that I just recycle my old ones lol

[grizzled bronze]

Only if the company requires it

[grizzled cipher]

finally employed, the grind paid off💯

[ornate cliff]

lets fkn gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

where you headed?

[grizzled cipher]

got ibm

v thankful

[abstract wadi]

new grad?

[grizzled cipher]

ye

[abstract wadi]

did u apply as a regular swe position?

[grizzled cipher]

yea, the position was titled as if it was a regular swe position but

i think intertnally it was an entry level role

[abstract wadi]

how long was ur jobs search?

[grizzled cipher]

about 3 and a half months

[abstract wadi]

ooh not bad at all

[prisma flax]

bay area?

[grizzled cipher]

nah in canada

[abstract wadi]

referral?

[grizzled cipher]

nah

[rain patio]

Congrats!

[abstract wadi]

damn that is very very nince

[rain patio]

Tc?

[abstract wadi]

nice work!

[rain patio]

Roughly?

[prisma flax]

that's dope

[rain patio]

And how was the interview process?

[abstract wadi]

how many internships?

[rain patio]

Lmao let the man celebrate we should chill with the questions 💀

[grizzled cipher]

thanks man, 3 and a half months is not bad at all but honestly canadian tech market is absolutely garbage so i really lucked out

the interview process was actaully very straight forward

[rain patio]

Nah bro you earned it

[grizzled cipher]

it was mostly just systems design type trivia with a director and a senior dev

ah thanks b, appreciate it

i had 4 internships

[ornate cliff]

rare Canadian W

[prisma flax]

no lc/

[ornate cliff]

lets gooooooo

[prisma flax]

congrats

[grizzled cipher]

no lc, which suprised me

[rain patio]

Let’s go man good luck!

[grizzled cipher]

thanks b, appreciate it fr

past 3 months was a crazy grind

[rain patio]

I’m on that grind rn

[grizzled cipher]

u from canada?

[ornate cliff]

is it remote or you gotta move?

[cloud zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-yelling-spaghetti-gif-24505286

[grizzled cipher]

3 days hybrid, but i cud commute to the office so dont have to move

[ornate cliff]

Toronto?

[grizzled cipher]

yee

[ornate cliff]

sickkkkkkkk

[abstract wadi]

insane

ibm is very good

[rain patio]

IBM is him

[grizzled cipher]

lmaoo yea im hoping i could leverage ibm clout for future apps

[ornate cliff]

you will get GOOG next year

[abstract wadi]

now u can chill out

[rain patio]

Bro definitely getting maang next but IBM is still big lol

[grizzled cipher]

yea i plan to chill tf out before i start, ive literally been doing nothing but LC and recruiting all day everyday for 3 months

[rain patio]

W

Respect the grind

[abstract wadi]

what difficulty were the LC?

like what types were they?

[manic wedge]

LFG, congrats man 🥳

[rain patio]

He said he didn’t have any

[abstract wadi]

oh yeah

[halcyon topaz]

Just got rejected by snarf inc

[rain patio]

Nope lol

I'm working on leetcode hards 😭

Find median of 2 sorted arrays took me over an hour to figure out

[rain patio]

Fr lol

Hr is clueless

[halcyon topaz]

Do you guys think recruiters are smart

[cloud zinc]

I FUCKING HATE GOOGLE DOCS SO MUCH

ALL OF THE APPLICATIONS I SENT OUT USED A RESUME PRINTED FROM GOOGLE DOCS, AND THEY PRINT AN ADDITIONAL EMPTY PAGE BY DEFAULT

[signal jewel]

bro said sys design as if its normal 😭

[cloud zinc]

I've been sending a resume document with an entire empty page

despite the fact that my resume is several lines behind the page limit

its bullshit

[halcyon topaz]

Ggg

[arctic orchid]

That’s horrifying ngl

[lost ether]

Is it bad if u have all these on your resume

Except maybe nix

[proper hatch]

Hi Guys, I am a 2023 grad and I am in the job hunt from about 7 months now. Looking for SDE roles. Web Dev.Once in a while I get an interview. I had one today too but idk I am not able to clear the LC round. Any tips?

[autumn iris]

do more LC

[wet jacinth]

brute force leetcode.

[hoary fern]

full stakc is the entire stack bro

[tardy geode]

eh LC ain't helping

[raw plank]

do leetcode blind 75

[grizzled bronze]

About 10 minutes, email the recruiter right away or call the interviewer if you have their phone

[raw plank]

interview

what position?

inb4 millitary recruit

[rain patio]

Think I'm gonna ace this?

[static quarry]

Make sure you know git commands

Like how to make a new project

Since its on ur own ide

[arctic orchid]

make sure to install github copilot

on your ide jk tho

[rain patio]

why would I need to use git in this interview lol

[static quarry]

If its in ur own ide

They might ask something like

create a new project using gut commands

its happened to people before

[rain patio]

hmm interesting

well, i'd do the git innit, add, and commit commands

[static quarry]

yeah

Thats good

[rain patio]

Then i'd have to make a repo on github and push to that

maybe it's better to make the repo first and then clone it on my computer

then add, commit, and push my code

[static quarry]

And then know how to run c++ code

maybe make a cheat sheet

[rain patio]

oh yeah I can run it, but I'm going to use python in my interview lmao

[static quarry]

Hmmm

[halcyon topaz]

run C++ code?

i usually use the visual studios compiler

[rain patio]

I'll still learn C++ one the side, but I'm not going to try to learn it all in 5 days

[static quarry]

like gcc -g

[rain patio]

Oh yeha I use g++ lol

[static quarry]

Might not be bad to have a cheatsheet

[lost ether]

Are u allowed to have other programs open on interviews like that 👀

[rain patio]

g++ -o newName oldName is how I compile my C++ code

[rain patio]

probably not lol

bro if i get this job i'm going to cry

no more IT job!!!

[arctic orchid]

Were rootin for you

[rain patio]

thank you 😭

[arctic orchid]

graduate to fulltimer

[manic wedge]

you got this 🫡

[halcyon topaz]

HGMI

[devout prawn]

anyone know salary range for ramp entry level backend engineer

nvm

[blazing flame]

is new grad herder than intern?

[halcyon topaz]

welcome to doomerland

[rain patio]

Seems harder now, but the economy also went to shit after I got my internship lol

Supposedly, getting a new grad job should be easier since there tend to be more new grad or entry level SWE jobs than internships

[halcyon topaz]

over btw

[rain patio]

Even now? I graduated so I can't apply for internships anymore lol. I got a decent amount of interviews back in Summer/Fall 2022 when I was still in college and applying for internships

i wouldn't say that tho

[halcyon topaz]

another doomer

[rain patio]

What if you have a ton of experience and apply to big tech?

WEll yeah it's bad right now...but 5 years for now when I have 5 years of experience (assuming I get this job I have an interview for), i bet i can break into big tech

[vital meteor]

How about a coomer

HC will go to delayed RO

[swift falcon]

this shit is like salt in my wounds

I signed up for the stupid talent whatever

now I get spam

I’d be like I made money off of making bezos money doing a job in a field I enjoyed

[arctic orchid]

starlust is just too rich now

15k in one day is nothing

[vital meteor]

Nah just different perspective

[pine topaz]

nahh good for u

[vital meteor]

How you feel isn't invalidated just because you have a job

[pine topaz]

bezos is makign 15 billion a hour

dont feel guilty

[arctic orchid]

on another note amazon earnings tho

strong economic indicator no?

the fed said there going to keep raising till the end of the year

this was the comeback

[rain patio]

yeah tech can't stay down forever

[halcyon topaz]

tech is back baby

[rain patio]

there's always going to be new technology coming out and demand for people who know how to use it

[halcyon topaz]

NO MORE DOOMING

[arctic orchid]

the presidential race will be a big factor too

[vital meteor]

Which candidate will be better for tech

[halcyon topaz]

me

[arctic orchid]

amazon layed of 27,000 people last year

only 4% less headcount

[rain patio]

we need a president who has a background in big tech lol. Then things will really make a comeback

[arctic orchid]

thats crazy

[rain patio]

It’ll be dead

I was barely alive here until I got laid off

[arctic orchid]

Yeah as much as it sucks rn itll still be better for us long term with a little doom

[swift falcon]

I’ll doom when I want ty

#wangmi

[shut thistle]

is headlands for cracked people to?

[autumn iris]

[shut thistle]

yes or no?

[autumn iris]

whats headland

[shut thistle]

burh

bruh

[vital meteor]

Nah it's a quant firm so should be easy like below SAP

[halcyon topaz]

more himmy submissions

[pulsar mural]

himmy

[raw plank]

we will be having our discussions on blind

in 2033 we will have a doomer discord reunion and talk about where to spend our 200k salaries

[rain patio]

i'll be eating sushi daily

and steak

and i'll spend the rest on liposuction and whatever they do to clean out your arteries lol

[halcyon topaz]

that would be trad

[dusky folio]

I'll probably spend all my money on shopping.

[solemn spire]

Who bagged offer

Thats a tough one since 2022 was erased 😔

[rain patio]

anyone need cheap rooms in santa clara?

or know anybody who do?

[pine topaz]

yeah. i got a hypehouse u can live in

[rain patio]

its sway house get it right

[pine topaz]

sorry chase always wanted to call it hype house after hanging out with charli too long. got it mixed up

[rain patio]

we don't like chase remember

he still softish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUSMI1Y-7o

[pine topaz]

on g. sorry tiktok brain rot got to me

[rain patio]

damm i miss bryce hall

[kind lantern]

ramp link doesn't open for me?

anyone else hvae the same issue with the ctf link?

https://0ijq1i6sp1.execute-api.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/dev

[grizzled bronze]

no issues

[kind lantern]

this is not what you are supposed to see right 😅

[grizzled bronze]

you're supposed to see this

[kind lantern]

ah... thx

[static quarry]

just copy and paste into chatgpt

[night marsh]

Yo qq -
Let's say you're a New Grad who gets into a rotational SWE program. You accept the offer and you're in the Rotation.
Now, let's say that while you're there, you hear back from another company that has an offer for you, but the start date is during your rotation. Are you still allowed to leave the Rotational Program if your contract doesn't say anything about penalties?

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/canticos-not-gonna-make-it-not-going-to-make-it-ngmi-were-not-going-to-make-it-gif-25635049

[sour epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/jiminflr-dj-khaled-crying-gif-21500490

[raw plank]

If there’s nothing in your contract you can technically leave whenever but that kinda sucks. You might be able to ask the 2nd company to delay your start date if the rotational program isn’t too long but it’s up to you

[coarse current]

below SAP?

is SAP the new FANNG now

[grizzled bronze]

https://video.eko.com/v/An9voB?autoplay=true

their video is the best

[night marsh]

Makes sense, thanks!

[coarse current]

Interned at SAP before didnt really like the culture there tbh

the full-timer kept trying to compete w me to do my ticket tho i am an intern

and doing an ez ticket

[cloud zinc]

wish there was another platform to find no-name positions asides from indeed

[vital meteor]

lmao that's toxic as fuck

[cloud zinc]

bro got that dog in 'em

[coarse current]

yea bro lmao my mentor had to step in

ruined my exp tbh

but seemed like tenure at SAP is quite long

my team was at SAP before SAP was called SAP lmao

[arctic orchid]

It’s my birthday 🥳

I’m wishing for more job postings for us

[vital meteor]

Happy birthday

[night marsh]

Happy birthday!

[rain patio]

Happy birthday mate.

[rain patio]

Happy birthday

[fallen fox]

happy birthday

[wet jacinth]

Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death. Congrats!

[pine topaz]

Happy birthday!! Wishing lots of love ❤️ ❤️

[solemn spire]

Happy birthday. I offer you to have a job offer from FANG

[raw plank]

happy birthday

1 year closer to success

[arctic orchid]

Wow I love you guys thank you

Also wishing us conduent offers 🙏🤞

[pine topaz]

no thanks we want jobs not girls

[rain patio]

Post physique

[bold pier]

Free dudes you said?

[grizzled bronze]

happy birthday 🕸️

[static quarry]

happy bday!!

[bold pier]

Happy Birthday from the Yahkunazone family!!

[rain patio]

Who let you into the family?

[prisma flax]

Happy Bday

[steep pilot]

that means mines on the way too... ngmi

[solemn spire]

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to consider you for employment. We have reviewed your background and qualifications and find that it is not a match for this position.

[humble juniper]

Does Veeva permaban you if u don’t get past recruiter call?

[grizzled bronze]

how do you know?

[humble juniper]

Ig it might be true then cuz I didn’t get past it last year and I just got my rejection for applying this year

Do u know anyone else that was in similar situation

Oh dam

[obsidian crater]

bruh

the more I learn about veeva the more it sounds toxic

[grizzled bronze]

She directly told you you're banned, wtf. Why do you think they banned you?

That shouldn't warrant a ban

[warm locust]

Getting some Heil Hitler vibes

[bold pier]

Veeva or toxic ex

I hate Veeva, my resume is like exact copy of their job requirements yet they reject me within hours everytime

[grizzled bronze]

Veeva was more attractive when it was remote, now they require new grads to do 2 years in person before they can choose remote

[bold pier]

Someone I know joined Veeva at a senior position, the work was so stressful they dipped within 2 months

[narrow harbor]

i had a bad interviewing experience with veeva

manager kept taking breaks from because 'they needed to do something'

and when i would respond or ask questions at the end, clearly wasnt listening and kept having to repeat myself

maybe i was a bad candidate but at least be respectful in the interview or end it if you're not interested

[cloud zinc]

Made some changes to the education section on my resume. Not sure if this is the proper formatting, but let me know what y'all think: https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1136786572948295711

[swift falcon]

@static birch ur up

[cloud zinc]

tear my resume agape, I don't care

[rain patio]

i liked their advice about using the star method for project bullets. im rethinking mine now

[static birch]

is there somewhere i can pin my cv advice or something so i don't have to paste it to everyone

[swift falcon]

nay, such is the burden you have taken upon thineself

[raw plank]

remove destroyer of resumes from your name if you dont want to destroy resumes

[cloud zinc]

do they have grad internship roles, or is it strictly undergrad?

[static birch]

when did i say i didn't want to? i'm just trying to make it more accessible

[cloud zinc]

ask for a pin on general or something

[static birch]

@karmic badger @waxen kayak

[raw plank]

copy paste your advice to linkedin and charge money as a career coach

[solemn spire]

Bro you are 2025??