#2023_grads
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Is the capital one code signal the same for every new grad programs?
Make sure to keep applying. Even after you get an offer so that you have a backup plan if your current offer gets rescinded. My offer that I got in September 2022 got rescinded a month before I graduated. I didn't apply anywhere after I got an offer because I thought I was all set. Then the offer was rescinded, and the market was bad. Now I'm still looking for a software job with no luck 😫
I did get an offer from tiktok but they rescinded saying that they are putting a temporary hold on the position 😞
Big oof
The interview process was painful😞
Leetcode grinding
This was the email they send me and then later I got a call from my HR🥲
They literally offered me 12 hrs before sending this email 😞
She even said that when they unfreeze the position I’d be automatically considered for the position

Are you still in contact with recruiter
same mobile apps us
Nope. Not anymore
This whole process was too demotivating
Tiktok hiring bar is insane
very unfortunate
tech industry is so bad right now
Lots of shady stuff
I told you
i have them filtered out. so many posts from them
it's not the best method but i use ublock chrome extension to hide any linkedin job postings with a specified company name
it doesn't change the # of jobs returned so it's more of a visual block
Idk i don’t know spring
@dusky folio dont dox yourself
Tomorrow is August! 

I like your optimism, but don't be down if there aren't any tomorrow, we should see more listings either this month or the next 
hope we get unlimited interviews this coming month
What do we do if august has no jobs
🪢
If I don't see apps by 8:31 am I'm giving up 
Let’s brace for the worst fellas
TOMORROW IS AUGUST

26 
11-50 employees so not really fair
all signs point to ---------------> 🪢
Is veeva hiring new grads rn??
I don't see any listing for their EDP
probably hiring in August / Sep
I see
Hey guys, I time travled by 1 day by flying to South east Asia. I have come back to relay that the market is back up again and BOOMIGN in August!
ok kart
i got an interview for a defense company
wtf do i say when they ask me 'why i want to work there'
Freedom and democracy
cause i like blowing shit up?
innovate the best nuclear missiles
uavs
pretty much
say you loved openheimer and adored truman

Talk about what interests you and how you hope to learn cool stuff while also contributing to society or something
Don't forget to say "MURICA!" or something
Say opportunity to improve tech and serve your country
👍
Defense SWE's resume be like
- Improved missile lethality rate by 20% by optimizing heat signature tracking algorithm
thanks guys
that goes hard
Im gonna bring an american flag with me too
do you guys date your projects on your resume?
If it does not require relocation and you are sure it is not a scam, I would definitely consider working with them
i turned on notifications for the grad postings channel but it didnt send a notification
anyone know how to fix that?
ight boisss....who gonna hire me???????....I can write hello world...
is it me or do some of these prescreening OA's feel a lot harder than some fang tech interviews
Congrats bro, which defense company
I know how to reverse a linked list, you think Citadel will hire me?
Bro...I even know how to unoreverse the linked list
its not a swe role though but hoping its possible to make the jump to swe in the company
im one of the smaller ones not like boeing or ratheon or whatever
But fr tho....I need to find a job....Linkedin aint working for me....
Hey can you do unpaid work before ead card arrives?
how to improve ripplematch luck?
no
Max out your profile
Did anyone get callbacks from companies applied through simplify?
yes
1/100 though lol
Got to slide me the info after u get offer
bro....it says cauz of high volume we will only consider the worthy one lol
My rude ass JPM recruiter emailed me out of nowhere, after ghosting for 2 months, with an interview request :3
how long is their process? 
Nice! For what location?
Is it like HM screening or are you talking about recuiter screen?
I had a general recruiter screen 2 months ago, should I expect another?
where are these defense companies handing out jobs? I abandoned my morals long ago....gib me moneys
depending on the clearance you could be waiting like 6 months before you even start
like usajobs.gov stuff like that
longer
The fastest clearances take 150 days
On average
My friend is waiting since November 2022

they're nice if you want to just have something in your back pocket to fall back on
ye
My back and front pockets are empty 
Tfw ur behind schedule by 3 hours
Congratulations, you're all hired by Amazon ( warehouse) 💯💯🔥🔥
Its six months minimum depending on the clearanc tho
east coast will get all the jobs
the 3 hour buff
wake ⏰⏰ up 👀 babe, 😭😍 it's August
yeah i've been going thru that for one place, it's annoying
government has been hiring a lot recently
Their interview processes are a lot easier
Actually I take that back
depends on the position
I had todo a inperson test at a testing center that was 2 hours long
It’s been 11 minutes
where job
Rob capital one hiring managers laptop
And sell jobs to doomers in here
Infinite money
i lucked out n got a job earlier this year
where
is this a govt job?
it's technically not government since the labs are managed by corporate entities
one of the ones that makes nukes, or used to make nukes anyway
yus
oh nice
it's a chill af place to work
never had one, im interning
comp/math people are in CASC
NIF is mostly physicists and engineers i think
center for applied scientific computing
it's where the big supercomputers are housed
casc developers the infrastructure and math frameworks
it's... unique
not really corporate campus nor uni campus
you'll get an actual office here
not a cubicle
unless you're in WCI, those guys get cubicles
what kind of role are you interviewing for?
im doing hpc stuff
you can work remote but I go on site everyday
i dont think so
you remote into the clusters then work on there mostly
it's pretty typical for systems work afaik, even in companies
i dont take the work machine home though
i just go onsite to work then go home
are you interviewing onsite? or remote?
ah, you'll have to go through the badge process
depends on the day
tuesdays are bad, rest of the week is fine
virtual onboarding is monday
so tuesday is first day onsite for newbies
badge office will be full
If you aren’t getting callbacks it’s one of three reasons:
- you are an international student
- you don’t have an optimized resume (Simplify+ can help with this)
- you have no experience in a tight job market
I’ll give out a bunch of free simplify+ access codes in a few weeks
the second point is very atrociously subjective
there is no "optimized" resume tbh
In a recruiter survey we conducted, we found that recruiters spent less than 6 seconds on resumes and filtered by the major skills listed in the postings
If your resume isn’t parsable or doesn’t contain relevant skills, you are likely to fail resume screening
how do you check if your resume is parsable?
On Simplify very soon!
you mean they spend less than 6 secs and finally use parser to screen?
lol
I disagree with an optimized resume point, it can help but it is definitely not as big of a factor as other factors
You are welcome to disagree. It’s just not going to help you get a job 🤷🏽♂️
I am not here to preach one way or the other. We just did a survey, found results and built a product with it
A few weeks ago, we asked people to try it out and found that a vast majority saw an uptick in first round interviews
The reality is, recruiters spend $$$ on technology to filter out the noise. There are hundreds of companies building tooling to filter candidates out
Perhaps it was. We didn’t conduct it like a research survey with the intent of publishing it
But we did find that most candidates had a higher rate of success. We actually used fake profiles with optimized resumes to test it out
All the fake profiles got call backs
how can you help if someone is international
@signal trellis are you guys hiring by any chance 😭
If you are a new grad, there is a major cutoff on where optimizing your resume actually becomes worth your time. I only agree with this if you have a lot of experience(3+ yoe). But I understand you have a product to make, so I understand the over emphasization
I disagree. Most resumes I see from candidates complaining about not landing a job are horrendous
send them back to home country 😂
Did you separate the data into groups based off experience(i.e new grads, juniors, seniors, etc)
Even a base line effort of including relevant skills in your application will yield more fruitful results
We made exclusively new grad candidates from non t50 schools
When was the survey done?
Simplify+ will help with churn out more applications and make sure you are always putting your best foot forward. As an international student, you are fighting a numbers game. A lot of it is simply not in your locus of control unfortunately
Again if this was 3 years ago(pre tech layoffs) I would definitely agree with you, but with how things are right now there are probably better ways in optimizing your success
No one said optimizing your resume is the only thing you can do. It is, however, the easiest low touch thing you can do to increase your chances
Networking is always still a strong way to land a job
Although, no offense, a lot of you guys haven’t touched grass in a while (me included)
@signal trellis what is your role at simplify?
I am the chief happiness officer
I do nothing and just keep people happy
Fantastic gig
Highly recommended
does that mean skills should be on top of experience 
end the debate once and for all
No. Actually, we watched recruiters filter resumes on our platform and found people skipped the skills section entirely
It’s better to have skills within your experience description
yeah and also how effective is jakes resume in terms of parsing? @signal trellis 
Almost all ATS will highlight your skills in the resume section
interesting, thanks for sharing


Yeah but the problem then becomes how do you know if you have a great resume? I have seen really great resumes(that were even complimented by managers) that were completely dunked on by internet randoms. How do you know that your resume is not just fine and you are just completely wasting your time using a service tool
Simplify+ suggests optimizations to your experience descriptions to include skills listed in one click.
So it generates you a new resume for each job
And you can see how much of the skills you match
time to cancel Tinder+, for Simplify+ 
We’re also launching a resume match score in the next week or two. On each job you apply to, you can see your resume match score based on skills requested
I mean i guess I agree that all these things can help but I doubt that not doing all these things will make or break your success
You seem to think recruiting is a black box. Recruiters actually want to hire people, they are looking with hawk eyes to move you to the next round
Found the RippleMatch employee
jk
Does that mean that including the core skills in the technical skills section?
Also, is this true that if we include lets say JIRA or Postman in the skill section but it is absent in the projects or experience, then mentioning that skill carries no importance?
My problem with resume advice is that a lot of them can stem from subjectivity, and so someone who may not do the major things most recommend could still easily get an interview(at any level) through referrals, meetups, really great projects, social media(i.e youtube), etc
Here’s a thought: Why don’t you get a great resume and do those things?
I already do
Fantastic! You are in the top % of applicants. Unfortunately, the vast majority of people aren’t doing those other things
It’s very easy to optimize your resume
It’s much more difficult to find meetups, build great projects, or network on social media
If you can do all, or some, that’s great!
No. Idk why they have that advice, but it’s wrong. What you are looking for is relevant experience descriptions for each major skill
For example, we posted a python internship for a company a few weeks ago
Almost every instant rejected candidate had zero mentions of Python on their resume
Why?
can you answer this? @signal trellis
ive heard ats is a myth
ive read a blog which says that 
what's that
You will get past a technology scan. The rest is up to the recruiter reviewing your resume. For our customers on Simplify, the answer is that it has no relevance if you can’t share how exactly you’ve used that skill. The exception are straightforward things like Postman, which is more of a tooling skill than a technology.
We’ve had zero filters for these.
hunger for learning, excellent oral and written communication skills, leadership, taking initiative, passion for problem solving, etc.
Almost a million filters and 0% of them have been for communication or leadership
@signal trellis Does simplify have a resume scoring feature like resumeworded.com?
Yes. Soon live on every job posting you autofill with simplify
in that case its impossible for ppl to get matched with all the skills which companies ask for. cant just go on working on all the techs. most of time it is the matter of problem solving. if you know java... it wouldnt be difficult to learn c#. as simple as that
What abt recruiters with no technical experience 
F rec
What’ve you outlined is logical practicality. Unfortunately, not everyone knows that’s it’s easy to learn Typescript if you know JavaScript or that Kotlin and Java are subsets. This is where logical deduction will get you filtered out
lol. then what about ppl getting calls with faang and faang+ ?
@signal trellis Do you feel that resume screening is very subjective or it can be generalized? Based on my experience since last more than 12 months of job searching, I firmly believe its subjective. You mentioned that most of the recruiters skip the skill section, whereas almost all the recruiters I have met in events, on LinkedIn, etc. All of them say that the skill section is what they look at first. This is just one example. Similarly, for other parts of the resume, there are just way too many suggestions and it depends from person to person.
Like I have seen the crappiest of resumes getting calls. So its just hard to understand what framework should be followed!
It is definitely subjective because there are so many recruiters in the space! Regardless, I think having relevant experience tailored toward the job posting can only help rather than hurt
Additionally, you also need to realize that not all recruiting priorities and pipelines are the same
At simplify, we largely work with startups
Startups have much more aggressive hiring requirements and are seeking top talent
Which every company is (but also not really)
Also, @signal trellis could you please clarify one more thing?
Is this true that a resume built in latex is parser friendly? Cos I saw some latex resumes and the readability was terrible. My resume in traditional standard format with Calibri and font size 11 looks much more cleaner and readable
exactly
I personally am not a huge fan of latex so I have never really ran it and tested it. I always just thought it looked mad ugly no cap
That being said, I’ll make sure to run some tests this week and I’ll let you know
Istg!!!
Even big tech uses strong ats parsers
In fact, they are the largest customers of AI resume companies lol
Yes please. Also, could you please @ me when you come up with the results? I am usually not active in this channel and might miss out on your message.
Whats that?
Sovren and RChili are the most popular big tech resume parsers
Sovren is what lever uses fwiw
Affinda is also a major player as well
They have a free resume test
affinda is a shit parser
When we get a score on resume wordedm it basically shows to what extent our resume is ats friendly. Does it account for all the ats in the market?
We built our own parser with gpt and it performs better lol 🤷🏽♂️
Still finalizing pricing but we will have a student plan most likely
Vertical forms are the best!
Horizontal forms just suck!!!
When is it launching?
Launching this week in soft beta. We also autofill all questions with gpt now as well for subscribers
Will generate custom cover letters and cold reach out templates
please hire me. ill do all these 
Idrk, we removed them from our platform but people kept leaving angry one star reviews
No recruiter on our platform uses them
Imo useless
cover letters?
tf
Mostly people from India
Idk what it is with India
I hate being Indian
by all the questions, do you mean those pretentious and idiotic "Why do you want to join our company" and "What excites you about this opportunity" questions as well? (As is mf**rs dk we wanna join only to pay our bills!!!!)
i write cover letters for the companies i love. just to sound good 
Most our job description says no cover letters and doesn’t ask for one
So if someone sends it, they just don’t care
Everything.
what's simplify+?
will rate discord one star for this statement now 
That’s what I’m saying 🤷🏽♂️
I love India 🇮🇳
wtf
wgmi with simplify+
all hail affinda parser. it swallowed my gpa 
Lots and lots of prompt iterations as well as contexts from job postings that we scrape + data we collect on company hire processes
thats honestly unbelievable
We’re also launching semantic search on the jobs page soon
We’ll know soon with real people
will you guys be hiring for ng 
@signal trellis will be swimming in cash with all the subscriptions that comes for Simplify+ 

what if we input JD and desired qual to gpt and write 
We plan on making this stuff all free down the road.
and also by promoting it here 
But for the time being, this is one way for us to build sustainably

i saw that too
bob if u dont get a job dis month im roping
He is the co-founder. Why wouldn't he? 
I dont think TN visas are as easy as people think to get
Its easier than h1b cause its guaranteed
But process is still a pain
its fairly straightforward, it just sucks when u get uenmployed
bc they deport u in 60 days
If ur employed, u can transfer
border fofficer can alsor eject u if u say the wrong thigs
This job market is doomed! Will marry a citizen and do some non-tech job. Wait, I got no rizz. nvm!

Well i meant if ur currently in canada
And looking for jobs in us
oh yeah that san option

A lot of this is UGC through the Simplify network. Since big tech has the most openings, this is skewed a lot more towards big tech

However, we’ve already started collecting data for high profile startups and even smaller ones. We’re launching this data in wiki form sometime soon as well
Did u collect data about the location of where people are using ur app
Like arent most companies located in US on simplify
Yes. The US, UK and Canada
Do u know what % are from outside those countries
We don’t list companies outside those regions
Vast majority is the US, then Canada, then India and then the UK
We have our work cut out for us in the UK

For the people in India, 99% are grad students
The 1% not grad students are the most vocal
Or they did MS in US and went back 2 country
Grad students in the US with a location in India
Yeah idrk why they doing that
Actively shooting your self in the foot
Previous Companies 🙃
Also length of employment
If someone company hops, startups don’t touch them

Then you are chill
Nah man, you are just screwed
You did an internship and ended it?

It’s over
Doomed

what abt location of companies? what if its in India ? 
Arent those internationals then
I thought it was one of the points earlier
He made
Prob fine, but very subjective from company to company
For example
Deloitte us != Deloitte India


here its just two sum and 180k TC

ayo chill , i was kidding whoever is reacting with ❓
na , you gotta make a 100
I hate remaking my resume
see
I gotta update every shitty job board now
life is roblox
to have this rendition
i cant wait for all the offers in 8 minutes


Bro is a paid actor
I have started a new side project
Just to take my resume to the next level
I might fuck around and do another project using AI since these recruiters love buzzwords
@signal trellis yoo how does simplify make money?
ads?
Who roping today
Whats it about
they're actually a nice place to work at lol except tc
IT'S AUGUST

And location too
Is it better to remove location from your resume?
I FINALLY GOT AN INTERVIEW AFTER HUNDREDS OF APPLICATIONS!!!! It's a defense company in Utah that I applied to back in March lmao. They just required a degree and basic C++ knowledge, so I applied and then kind of forgot about that place since I never heard back from them. I'm going to dedicate my soul to reviewing C++ and prepping for the interview next week! I sure hope I make it! This could be my chance at breaking into the software market!!!!
learn how to build a custom malloc
All i remember in C++ is loops, variables, and printing stuff....i have so much work to do lol
yahkuna-heed
Space Dynamics Lab
I actually interviewed there for an internship once and bombed the interview lol. This was back in 2020 i think
They asked me to implement a sorting algorithm in C++
I didn't even know what that was at the time
4 cus then youll be a vampire and can apply for 100 years until you get one
That’s a university lab software position
you need MIT/Princeton/Caltech/Ivy
F500 corp where the company's main focus isn't tech
yes
Dude I know went from my uni -> Columbia -> Jane Street
Columbia MSc is auto admit tho
I asked for clarification on the positjon, and they told me that it's an internal software engineer position
You say this but I think that might be giving more clout than deserved
Being ivy doesn’t automatically open doors you also have to be good and have connections
yes
do defense companies care about gaps in experience?
true, I'm just saying it's hard to get noticed at these companies unless you're from a top school
keep getting rejected from Lockheed, and they're the handful who don't seek out C/C++ devs
top school doesn't mean auto hft job
me too. i got 1 interview a few months ago and the lady was so uninterested
It’s a hard sell to hire anyone who hasn’t done anything ever
true
The most valuable resource is YOE in relevant role
If you rest purely on prestige creds that’s not gonna get u anywhere long term
yes
you're missing my point though
application fee is what
$100?
yes
your GPA isn't normal
also Master's programs are cash cows
you can probably name upgrade
just apply lol
Unless your goal is to do CS research
Ivies and other t20 places
I mean idk
Just apply anywhere t20 I feel
nice dox john smith
Hi John Smith
hello fellas
I did
I wanted to put your mom, but I don't want tell a your mom joke to people that would help me lol
moved on to final round for MTA job 
if you are joining a masters program, should you put the expected grad year on your resume?
yes
Havent changed my mail inbox. Must be full of offers since its august
which company is thid ?

:peepof:
They got like 700 application clicks in less than a day
It s so unfair for Dec 22 and May 23 grads
Forget Conduent internal transfer bro, search externally
your manager is not gonna let transfer happen, even if a recruiter replies

Hot take: most of the resume reviews nowadays are just random at this point with individual ppl giving their preferences rather than something collectively agreed and obvious bc most ppl have already optimized their resumes
cant get external interviews either
🪢
is this recent
not recent
if a company says that "this position will not be filled at this time", does that mean the position is cancelled or is it a roundabout way of saying you were rejected?
the market for helping new grads get jobs is crazy, all the courses just regurgitate the same shit
because why would you say that instead of "we've selected other candidates" or something?
like is it so bad out there that NOBODY could fill the role that you advertise?
makes no sense
She deserves to, I appreciate her honesty
how do you guys keep going with all the rejections?
Because you only need one offer
I cry on my bf shoulder
Like what are you waffling about?
you dont; eventually you reach a breaking point like me and do dumb shit
im going to call the hm 
bro I swear to god if it's Fall 2022 all over again
All we know for sure is you're rejected for this role

I know that. That's not what's bothering me
I think I reached my breaking point today, might need to take some time off from applying
Bro just keep applying
I don't care about the rejection, cuz I'm still applying
because rejections don't mean you're not good enough, it just didn't work out
I'm just worried what that last sentence means
You just never know
to me, this position will not be filled at this time means that the role was canned
I agree, but we still need interest rates to come up more, when the happens comapnies get rewarded for pushing innovation and get negatively impacted for pinching pennies on the balance sheet
at best, it's a stupid way of conveying rejection. But at worse, they're freezing entry-level roles again
think about less privileged people @gentle peak
@gentle peak wagmi 
It wouldn't be this bad if I didn't hear about all my friends doing amazing. I'm happy for them but I feel really bad about myself
I feel the opposite, I feel good that at least my friends are doing well
Damn good for you. I just feel inadequate idk how to explain it
you're not inadequate, it's just the shitty market for entry level right now
new grad recruiting is just getting started though, so don't lose hope
The postings say graduate between dec. 2023 - apr. 2024 😦
yeah can may 23 grads also apply to these new postings?
probably best to take a break from checking this discord and cs related subreddits, i find my mental health to be better when i don't check em as much but just focus on working on myself
Thanks, yeah I'll try to only check these servers for job postings. Will prob help
Some explicitly state December 2023, but apply anyway. Some will still allow earlier grads.

What are other defense companies that are hiring new grads asides from L3Harris, Lockheed, CAE, Raython, and Collins Aerospace?
shit. should've added palantir to that list.
I fucked up their coding challenge way back in December and they won't even look my way upon reapplying
A World-Changing Company Palantir builds the world’s leading software for data-driven decisions and operations. By bringing the right data to the people who need it, our platforms empower our partners to develop lifesaving drugs, forecast supply chain disruptions, locate missing children, and more. The Role Forward Deployed Software Engineers (F...
There’s another one for Washington DC too
This is so freaking true
just had my first interview in months and bombed it
maybe I will get pity offer
Cause a while back if you ask for resume reviews you’d genuinely get a similar set of feedbacks. Now it’s like 10-15 different takes on it making you think the resume is never good enough
Just become based and defense pilled
I'm huffing all that defense job copium....maybe they'll hire me
Lmaoooo
i usually GPT my responses to questions like that but ofc they have a non use of ai tools acknowledgement 💀
damn
that’s just clicks, most of them aren’t qualified to apply
I want to do 2sum with you
Make it 3sum 
How about nsum 
In O(n^n) time 
stop it we need money
we need JOBS

NOT GIRLS
rope
Is IXL actually hiring?
Ya
time to beg for referrals
I applied at least
I saw people getting hit with the “we aren’t filling this position” tho
Not at IXL but just in general
Capital one posted a position for a CODA associate 😂
If you don’t have a CS degree and are desperate
Not bad
not hiring unless you're senior willing to work for 100k
even then you better have 5 yoe in specific framework
Sorry mate, you don't have 7 years of experience in Spring Boot? cy@
It’s over
coda is sick, i wish I was in it
get paid big bucks to be trained on useful shit and pipelined into c1
i applied to it
I might have to apply and withhold my cs degree
i have a physics degree so
my brother is in it rn and its sick for him
what location?
VA
Good luck, it’s a really great program
Can I apply to Palantir new grad? I am on a F-1 Visa
A World-Changing Company Palantir builds the world’s leading software for data-driven decisions and operations. By bringing the right data to the people who need it, our platforms empower our partners to develop lifesaving drugs, forecast supply chain disruptions, locate missing children, and more. The Role Forward Deployed Software Engineers (F...
It says I need security clearance
You cannot
I thought Palantir hired F-1?
Security clearance is for people who are citizens
Did anyone interviewed with Rubrik?
Palantir does hire F1 students, and they will sponsor you for H1-B too. Security clearance and US citizenship is just a bonus for them. I know someone who works there on F1.

That's what I thought, still weird they ask for security clearance in the reqs
isnt that for SWE role?
the one linked is FDSE
Is there an SWE new grad as well?
no its not up
The person I know who works there says it's for FDSE also. Like even on the SWE position(when it opens) you'll see that it says security clearance preferred.
interesting
it says required now
We're Gonna Make It
you sure? should I apply?
I can ask my friend by tonight and confirm if this is the case
I'm pretty sure it said that last year as well
Please do
let us know here, thanks
hey everyone can you pls recommend some good resume templates that aren't latex? ❤️
why not latex
try wonconsulting one, maybe u could edit there
sentry posted new grad
Please solve the challenge and submit solutions in the field below: https://0ijq1i6sp1.execute-api.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/dev
How do you solve these kinds of things? I have no idea what this is
ramp?
yes
ngl if you can’t solve it you probably won’t pass their interviews anyway
well im trying to learn how to solve it since idk what it is to begin with. the link just has a random string.
it's some kind of string you have to figure it out
you can use base64 decode
Non-trad/bootcamp pipeline, that's gonna be super duper competitive! 
Just use a black and white resume? You can make one using google docs
<@&868936794601828492>s
where'd you find this?
O i thought it was random spam is that legit
spam
Seems legit, not 100% sure though
it's legit but full
what was that?
It's actually a legitimate link, veris insights is legit. He just DM'd me and said he posted it from RippleMatch as a joke
I'm completing it for the $5 giftcard, I got time 
rip he got banned
No you can @ he deleted posts
is alt? Someone else did that
is it weird that my company doesn’t provide anything like desks or monitors when the policy is 1d in office and 4d wfh? i managed to get a monitor but they said it was an exception
this is in the UK
kinda confused because the salary is really good
yeah weird
@static birch be happy you have a job
i am… i just thought it was strange
at home. just a laptop
yeah that’s why i’m confused because the salary is really competitive
What salary?

worth it to not be in US. though i will definitely move to NL soon
America is the greatest country in the world US 🦅
my job doesn’t even provide a laptop
dang
WTF
@marble ivy how do you WFH then? VPN?
you work at a bank right?
i don’t think i’ve ever met a european that wants to move to the US lol
they make u connect to a virtual machine from ur personal computer
it’s super laggy
the input lag when i code is so bad
yeah no wonder no one gets any work done at this company
ppl work like 1-3 hours a day
ye
yeah nobody works it’s actually hilarious
my mananger regularly logs off at like 12 pm
I love my Citi Double Cash Credit Card, app is good too 
i drive to work swipe my badge and then leave
xd
btw this isn’t actually true. it’s like $10k lower in the poorest states
genius
it’s like a night and day diff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_income
Poorest US state - ~$49K
Median UK salary - 33K pounds (~$43K USD)
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/personalandhouseholdfinances/incomeandwealth/bulletins/householddisposableincomeandinequality/financialyearending2022#:~:text=Main points,(ONS) Household Finances Survey.
Wow ^
you do realise those are totally different stats you’re comparing right?
literally no one in europe wants to move to the US. get over yourself 😭
^average york commerce student linkedin profile pic
pls give referral
thats my career goal tbh
you’re in the big leagues when you can walk to work, swipe your badge, leave
can't you get fired if they find out
there is but it’s just slow here i guess
thats hilarous
linked in worthy
yeah but u only need to swipe ur badge for going in, not leaving
yeah it’s very hard to get a productive coding session when ur mouse literally lags across the screen
what company is that?
bloomberg?
thats mad funny hahahha. imagine being on zoom and try to show your code to senior dev or someone that can help you
Yeah we use zoom on the virtual desktop and sharing ur screen on a screen that’s already being shared is ridiculous
it’s literally 1 fps
sometimes the audio stutters too and then i gotta close a bunch of the apps open on my virtual desktop
and if i open more than like 10 chrome tabs the machine just shuts down cuz u used all the ram and cpu
bruh
when will companies switch from zoom to jitsi
like not even for the sake of cost, the latter runs significantly smoother and faster than zoom
don't even have to pay for a "professional" account too
Guys did anything open today?
this
ayo where
which github repo?
Tesla had layoffs ? saw an EM's post
Palantir (forward deployed), Sentry
some others too I don't remember
So I finally checked with my Palantir friend. He said that if it says that security clearance is an absolute requirement( which it does in this case) then yeah F1 students can’t apply. He did say tho that last year this wasn’t the case.
I can clear any security, just give me job
If it’s open to F1 the description would read “ Ability or willingness to get security clearance but not necessary”
Reference: 2 years of experience jumping NYC subway and evading security
Can you evade the undercover cops tho 👀
same lol i'm basically a saint
My boyfriend was trying to get a security clearance for a job at CACI. Security clearance ain’t a weak heart people thing.
He had to fill out at least 15 different form
And forms for any foreigners he know
Along with their social media accounts
Later he withdrew his application
And joined epic
Like twitter accounts?
Twitter, instagram everything
Even my grindr account? 
I don’t think so he has that account
Wait no he isn’t gay.
Why will he have an account there?
Not that I’m against LGBTQ or anything but😂
Social media accounts just for foreigners he knew or friends in US too?
Any foreigners he has ever interacted with in the past 10 years
He has talked to my mom a couple of times even then he had fill out a form.
idk how u have the memory for that
past 10 years wtf
are u not gonna pass security clearance if u go to uni in another country lmao
Also if he ever decided to get married or go on a vacation to some other country or decide to get a citizenship of any other country he was supposed to report everything g to the government
me, us citizen, going to uni in canada
I don’t think so lol
Also the clearance can take upto 2 years
maybe i should just stop applying to those positions
i didnt know about this shit wtf
I had another friend who went through a security clearance
Couldn’t pass coz he use to sell drugs for some extra cash
In the lie detector test they asked if he watches Korean p*rn
They just tried to get him super nervous
That was literally the first question they asked him
He had to say yes😂😂😂
They usually hire people who are still in school coz security clearance takes he’ll lot of time and patience
Yes sir
CACI was the company
And they can't start until clearance passes right
No no. You start the job.
But you don’t have access to classified info till you pass the clearance
And if you get rejected they let you go
Apply to epic healthcare systems
They pay well
But they do not sponsor
LMFOA WHAT??
They only have 2 stages of interview
Epic Systems is phone screen > 4 hr OA > Interview
Allegedly they don’t have HC rn
Also for CACI my boyfriend never had any assignments. They just talked him over the call and one virtual interview discussing his resume
It’s not that bad
My boyfriend bombed the OA still got the job
Systems security
OA is not bad, they just aren’t hiring the post is a fluke
according to ppl I’ve spoke with
Rlly?
Yup
I have my exam this week but i don’t want to get rejected after 4 hrs 😭
Bro if they want to check my background, just pull all the data from the FBI and NSA smh
why do i have to fill out anything
I have an interview with the NSA 💀
Idk they want you to tell them everything
I’m gonna lose it if they ask me Korean porn question
I'm sure there's a detailed report on my every move somewhere in an NSA database
Also you gotta give multiple references to verify all your addresses
I don’t think I can answer the drug question with a straight face
The person shouldn’t be blood related I think
Main way to do that is through your phone 
I don’t think it’s gonna be bad If you’ve a good gpa.
How many peoples name do you have to list?
I’m not worried abt the interview it’s just the polygraph
Not me lol. I’m talking about my boyfriend
I’m an international
He had like 15 forms
And then his hr got back to him that by mistake he filled one thing wrong.
brah all that paperwork for me to get rejected
Wut
Hehe, HR was just ebicly trolling 
im finished
You don’t have to give passwords
everyone you talked to on cscd, they want to know it all
Just the handle
Every active social media account
does this include deleted accounts?
No no
once they know I've interacted with yahkuna, it's a guaranteed clearance pass since he used to intern at Lockheed
So what if u dont remember 👀
They also ask how many people have you told about the clearance and the offer
I have no memory
oh so just don't post it in the cscd process channel and tell no one to make life easier
If you apply for a job that requires clearance just delete your application
Wtf. Is this legal?
Make sure to post image of clearance on a discord channel ok noted 
It’s government lol. I’m pretty sure they already know what ya watchin
They always ask something stupid in the start just to make you nervous
Just clench ur ass and dont sweat 
He said yes lol
Where were you on January 6th
But the main reason he got rejected coz his family had some shady business in Columbia
The country
are they hiring?
Imma ask him
Lol after the clearance rejection it was hard for him to find another job
Is there a cooldown period for clearance
After my boyfriend tried to take his application back coz it was getting stressful they tried to offer him 107k.
Wdym?
Once you fill out all the form it’s just a waiting period till the office tries to contact you
If u get denied clearance how long do you have to wait reapply
I don’t know.
“how long ago did you graduate” 
I’m graduating on 12th august
"I graduated february 30th" 
just remember they don’t want perfect people they want honest people
so definitely tell them all about the felony level cocaine possession that you never were caught for
That weird urge to lie on lie detector just to detect if it actually works.
How many of y’ll have an offer
I love how you can get dismissed for just having weird readings
there are too many mind games
^
Should’ve Grinded leetcode in my second year and gotten an internship at faang after one round 💀
like you’re not supposed to even have thought about gaming the test at all
It’s joever
good luck they actually call every single person you put down so make sure you tell them in advance
Naah this is wild ☠️
We seeing more job or no
not me lol
What resources you guys use for sys design studying
I just wanna find two numbers in an array that sum to a target in linear time and get hired
It's honestly not that bad at all. For new grad level system design knowledge, a couple days learning some concepts was enough
It's actually kinda interesting. You get to learn about scalability, latency, when to use sql vs nosql, etc
I agree System Design is really interesting, would definitely love that in more interviews rather than obscure LC questions.
bruh recruiters wilding
yeah it's so much better. directly applicable to the job you'll be doing, plus you develop big picture thinking which will be invaluable when you're in a more senior position.
also, for this: the system design channel on this discord lists a lot of great example questions and how to go about them. there's also https://github.com/donnemartin/system-design-primer and the Neetcode videos if you want something friendlier
is there any github repo active like we had for ng2023?
Any new jobs?
link to that?
also its not gone
is the market recovering?
😭
it's recovering in the opposite direction 
bruh, I swear I wrote my essay response myself and copyleaks is saying im AI
idk what to do lmao
Bruh I just feel like it’s super shady
I’m hearing market is kinda recovering. I’m hearing that there might be another inflation. I’m hearing that some companies are hiring and some are on hiring freeze
Like wtf is goin on. By this time, I barely hardcore applied and had like 4 interviews done with two of em being with Cisco
Rn I’ve barely interviewed and I’m not even hearing back from companies
Just frustrated man
Last year*
It’s mf Aug2
august 2 is so early
LMFAO
Is it 💀









