#2023_grads

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dusky folio
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Also my OPT is starting soon.

potent mason
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Is the capital one code signal the same for every new grad programs?

rain patio
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Make sure to keep applying. Even after you get an offer so that you have a backup plan if your current offer gets rescinded. My offer that I got in September 2022 got rescinded a month before I graduated. I didn't apply anywhere after I got an offer because I thought I was all set. Then the offer was rescinded, and the market was bad. Now I'm still looking for a software job with no luck 😫

dusky folio
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I did get an offer from tiktok but they rescinded saying that they are putting a temporary hold on the position 😞

rain patio
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Big oof

dusky folio
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The interview process was painful😞

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Leetcode grinding

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This was the email they send me and then later I got a call from my HR🥲

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They literally offered me 12 hrs before sending this email 😞

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She even said that when they unfreeze the position I’d be automatically considered for the position

vital meteor
vital meteor
rain patio
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same mobile apps us

dusky folio
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This whole process was too demotivating

obsidian crater
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Tiktok hiring bar is insane

static quarry
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tech industry is so bad right now

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Lots of shady stuff

obsidian crater
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I told you

rain patio
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i have them filtered out. so many posts from them

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it's not the best method but i use ublock chrome extension to hide any linkedin job postings with a specified company name

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it doesn't change the # of jobs returned so it's more of a visual block

marble ivy
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Idk i don’t know spring

shut thistle
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@dusky folio dont dox yourself

tardy geode
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new day new sadness

grizzled bronze
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Tomorrow is August! pepewow

vital meteor
grizzled bronze
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I like your optimism, but don't be down if there aren't any tomorrow, we should see more listings either this month or the next dogesmile

prisma flax
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hope we get unlimited interviews this coming month

arctic orchid
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What do we do if august has no jobs

signal jewel
vital meteor
arctic orchid
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Let’s brace for the worst fellas

ornate cliff
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TOMORROW IS AUGUST

halcyon topaz
dusky folio
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They posted this 5 hrs ago

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And already not accepting applications anymore

lost ether
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26 WazowskiStare

raw plank
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11-50 employees so not really fair

fallen fox
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all signs point to ---------------> 🪢

dusky folio
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What if it was the same person who applied 26 times?

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No gain.

neon perch
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Is veeva hiring new grads rn??

grizzled bronze
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probably hiring in August / Sep

neon perch
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I see

pine topaz
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Hey guys, I time travled by 1 day by flying to South east Asia. I have come back to relay that the market is back up again and BOOMIGN in August!

rain patio
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only in southeast asia lol

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I’m sorry 23 grads

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And 22

shut thistle
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ok kart

narrow harbor
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i got an interview for a defense company

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wtf do i say when they ask me 'why i want to work there'

pine topaz
narrow harbor
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cause i like blowing shit up?

rain patio
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uavs

pine topaz
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say you loved openheimer and adored truman

rain patio
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Don't forget to say "MURICA!" or something

lost ether
rain patio
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Defense SWE's resume be like

  • Improved missile lethality rate by 20% by optimizing heat signature tracking algorithm
narrow harbor
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thanks guys

narrow harbor
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Im gonna bring an american flag with me too

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do you guys date your projects on your resume?

hidden scaffold
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If it does not require relocation and you are sure it is not a scam, I would definitely consider working with them

halcyon topaz
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i turned on notifications for the grad postings channel but it didnt send a notification

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anyone know how to fix that?

short socket
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ight boisss....who gonna hire me???????....I can write hello world...

hidden scaffold
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is it me or do some of these prescreening OA's feel a lot harder than some fang tech interviews

raw plank
hot steppe
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I know how to reverse a linked list, you think Citadel will hire me?

short socket
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Bro...I even know how to unoreverse the linked list

narrow harbor
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im one of the smaller ones not like boeing or ratheon or whatever

short socket
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But fr tho....I need to find a job....Linkedin aint working for me....

rain patio
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I rescind my previous statements abt ripplematch

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It can be good sometimes

short socket
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thx mate

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gonna apply the shit out of it

wispy mason
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Hey can you do unpaid work before ead card arrives?

unique topaz
rain patio
glossy shard
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Did anyone get callbacks from companies applied through simplify?

narrow harbor
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1/100 though lol

raw plank
short socket
bold pier
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My rude ass JPM recruiter emailed me out of nowhere, after ghosting for 2 months, with an interview request :3

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how long is their process? hmmge

bold pier
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Is it like HM screening or are you talking about recuiter screen?

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I had a general recruiter screen 2 months ago, should I expect another?

rain patio
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where are these defense companies handing out jobs? I abandoned my morals long ago....gib me moneys

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depending on the clearance you could be waiting like 6 months before you even start
like usajobs.gov stuff like that

obsidian crater
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longer

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The fastest clearances take 150 days

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On average

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My friend is waiting since November 2022

rain patio
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they're nice if you want to just have something in your back pocket to fall back on

obsidian crater
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ye

raw plank
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My back and front pockets are empty KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

tired thicket
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Tfw ur behind schedule by 3 hours

bold pier
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Congratulations, you're all hired by Amazon ( warehouse) 💯💯🔥🔥

arctic orchid
vital meteor
arctic orchid
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could easily take a year for top secert

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wake up earlier Juan

manic wedge
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wake ⏰⏰ up 👀 babe, 😭😍 it's August

rain patio
arctic orchid
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government has been hiring a lot recently

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Their interview processes are a lot easier

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Actually I take that back

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depends on the position

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I had todo a inperson test at a testing center that was 2 hours long

raw plank
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It’s been 11 minutes WazowskiStare where job

arctic orchid
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shit covered stats, calc, data stuff

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your going to void your revature contract

raw plank
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I wish I could get a revature contract lol

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Those are only for the paid trainees

crystal barn
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jobs are lame

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just rob a bank

raw plank
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Rob capital one hiring managers laptop

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And sell jobs to doomers in here

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Infinite money

tardy geode
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its august and still no jobs

crystal barn
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i lucked out n got a job earlier this year

shut thistle
crystal barn
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national lab

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it's super chill

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not fang pay but pretty good, no pressure at all

tardy geode
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is this a govt job?

crystal barn
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it's technically not government since the labs are managed by corporate entities

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one of the ones that makes nukes, or used to make nukes anyway

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yus

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oh nice

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it's a chill af place to work

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never had one, im interning

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comp/math people are in CASC

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NIF is mostly physicists and engineers i think

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center for applied scientific computing

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it's where the big supercomputers are housed

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casc developers the infrastructure and math frameworks

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it's... unique

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not really corporate campus nor uni campus

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you'll get an actual office here

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not a cubicle

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unless you're in WCI, those guys get cubicles

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what kind of role are you interviewing for?

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im doing hpc stuff

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you can work remote but I go on site everyday

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i dont think so

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you remote into the clusters then work on there mostly

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it's pretty typical for systems work afaik, even in companies

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i dont take the work machine home though

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i just go onsite to work then go home

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are you interviewing onsite? or remote?

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ah, you'll have to go through the badge process

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depends on the day

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tuesdays are bad, rest of the week is fine

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virtual onboarding is monday

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so tuesday is first day onsite for newbies

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badge office will be full

signal trellis
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I’ll give out a bunch of free simplify+ access codes in a few weeks

swift falcon
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tfw you have no experience in a tight job market

tardy geode
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there is no "optimized" resume tbh

signal trellis
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In a recruiter survey we conducted, we found that recruiters spent less than 6 seconds on resumes and filtered by the major skills listed in the postings

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If your resume isn’t parsable or doesn’t contain relevant skills, you are likely to fail resume screening

tardy geode
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how do you check if your resume is parsable?

signal trellis
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On Simplify very soon!

tardy geode
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nice

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until then :

signal jewel
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lol

hidden scaffold
signal trellis
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I am not here to preach one way or the other. We just did a survey, found results and built a product with it

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A few weeks ago, we asked people to try it out and found that a vast majority saw an uptick in first round interviews

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The reality is, recruiters spend $$$ on technology to filter out the noise. There are hundreds of companies building tooling to filter candidates out

shut thistle
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how do you know survey was not biased?

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or accurate for that matter

signal trellis
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Perhaps it was. We didn’t conduct it like a research survey with the intent of publishing it

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But we did find that most candidates had a higher rate of success. We actually used fake profiles with optimized resumes to test it out

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All the fake profiles got call backs

shut thistle
rain patio
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@signal trellis are you guys hiring by any chance 😭

shut thistle
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did someone get success using wonsulting?

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I see so many ads

hidden scaffold
signal trellis
shut thistle
hidden scaffold
signal trellis
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Even a base line effort of including relevant skills in your application will yield more fruitful results

signal trellis
hidden scaffold
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When was the survey done?

signal trellis
# shut thistle how can you help if someone is international

Simplify+ will help with churn out more applications and make sure you are always putting your best foot forward. As an international student, you are fighting a numbers game. A lot of it is simply not in your locus of control unfortunately

hidden scaffold
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Again if this was 3 years ago(pre tech layoffs) I would definitely agree with you, but with how things are right now there are probably better ways in optimizing your success

signal trellis
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Networking is always still a strong way to land a job

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Although, no offense, a lot of you guys haven’t touched grass in a while (me included)

signal jewel
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@signal trellis what is your role at simplify?

signal trellis
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I do nothing and just keep people happy

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Fantastic gig

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Highly recommended

grizzled bronze
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tl;dr he simplifies

pine topaz
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end the debate once and for all

signal trellis
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No. Actually, we watched recruiters filter resumes on our platform and found people skipped the skills section entirely

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It’s better to have skills within your experience description

signal jewel
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yeah and also how effective is jakes resume in terms of parsing? @signal trellis dogesmile

signal trellis
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Almost all ATS will highlight your skills in the resume section

pine topaz
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interesting, thanks for sharing

signal jewel
hidden scaffold
signal trellis
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So it generates you a new resume for each job

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And you can see how much of the skills you match

grizzled bronze
signal trellis
hidden scaffold
signal trellis
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You seem to think recruiting is a black box. Recruiters actually want to hire people, they are looking with hawk eyes to move you to the next round

grizzled bronze
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jk

oblique wasp
hidden scaffold
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My problem with resume advice is that a lot of them can stem from subjectivity, and so someone who may not do the major things most recommend could still easily get an interview(at any level) through referrals, meetups, really great projects, social media(i.e youtube), etc

signal trellis
signal trellis
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Fantastic! You are in the top % of applicants. Unfortunately, the vast majority of people aren’t doing those other things

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It’s very easy to optimize your resume

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It’s much more difficult to find meetups, build great projects, or network on social media

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If you can do all, or some, that’s great!

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No. Idk why they have that advice, but it’s wrong. What you are looking for is relevant experience descriptions for each major skill

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For example, we posted a python internship for a company a few weeks ago

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Almost every instant rejected candidate had zero mentions of Python on their resume

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Why?

signal jewel
narrow harbor
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ive heard ats is a myth

signal jewel
grizzled bronze
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what's that

signal trellis
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We’ve had zero filters for these.

oblique wasp
# grizzled bronze what's that

hunger for learning, excellent oral and written communication skills, leadership, taking initiative, passion for problem solving, etc.

signal trellis
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Almost a million filters and 0% of them have been for communication or leadership

oblique wasp
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@signal trellis Does simplify have a resume scoring feature like resumeworded.com?

signal trellis
signal jewel
rain patio
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What abt recruiters with no technical experience WazowskiStare

shut thistle
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F rec

signal trellis
signal jewel
oblique wasp
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@signal trellis Do you feel that resume screening is very subjective or it can be generalized? Based on my experience since last more than 12 months of job searching, I firmly believe its subjective. You mentioned that most of the recruiters skip the skill section, whereas almost all the recruiters I have met in events, on LinkedIn, etc. All of them say that the skill section is what they look at first. This is just one example. Similarly, for other parts of the resume, there are just way too many suggestions and it depends from person to person.
Like I have seen the crappiest of resumes getting calls. So its just hard to understand what framework should be followed!

signal trellis
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Additionally, you also need to realize that not all recruiting priorities and pipelines are the same

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At simplify, we largely work with startups

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Startups have much more aggressive hiring requirements and are seeking top talent

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Which every company is (but also not really)

oblique wasp
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Also, @signal trellis could you please clarify one more thing?
Is this true that a resume built in latex is parser friendly? Cos I saw some latex resumes and the readability was terrible. My resume in traditional standard format with Calibri and font size 11 looks much more cleaner and readable

signal jewel
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exactly

signal trellis
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That being said, I’ll make sure to run some tests this week and I’ll let you know

signal trellis
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Even big tech uses strong ats parsers

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In fact, they are the largest customers of AI resume companies lol

oblique wasp
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Whats that?

signal trellis
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Sovren and RChili are the most popular big tech resume parsers

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Sovren is what lever uses fwiw

oblique wasp
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Lever is 🥰

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Workday should be banned fr!!!

signal trellis
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Affinda is also a major player as well

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They have a free resume test

signal jewel
oblique wasp
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When we get a score on resume wordedm it basically shows to what extent our resume is ats friendly. Does it account for all the ats in the market?

signal trellis
oblique wasp
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Its such a dumb platform!!!

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The question @signal trellis was waiting for 💀
jk

signal trellis
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Still finalizing pricing but we will have a student plan most likely

oblique wasp
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Vertical forms are the best!
Horizontal forms just suck!!!

signal trellis
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Will generate custom cover letters and cold reach out templates

signal jewel
signal trellis
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Idrk, we removed them from our platform but people kept leaving angry one star reviews

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No recruiter on our platform uses them

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Imo useless

signal trellis
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I actually sometimes use it as an inverse filter

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Yes

signal jewel
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tf

signal trellis
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Idk what it is with India

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I hate being Indian

oblique wasp
signal jewel
signal trellis
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So if someone sends it, they just don’t care

narrow harbor
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what's simplify+?

oblique wasp
signal trellis
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That’s what I’m saying 🤷🏽‍♂️

signal jewel
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wtf

pine topaz
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wgmi with simplify+

oblique wasp
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You should hurt that recruiter

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less number of clicks.

signal jewel
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all hail affinda parser. it swallowed my gpa dogesmile

signal trellis
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Lots and lots of prompt iterations as well as contexts from job postings that we scrape + data we collect on company hire processes

signal jewel
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thats honestly unbelievable

signal trellis
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We’re also launching semantic search on the jobs page soon

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We’ll know soon with real people

vital meteor
oblique wasp
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@signal trellis will be swimming in cash with all the subscriptions that comes for Simplify+ PepeLaugh

autumn iris
signal jewel
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what if we input JD and desired qual to gpt and write dogesmile

signal trellis
autumn iris
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Its august 1st

signal trellis
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But for the time being, this is one way for us to build sustainably

pine topaz
autumn iris
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I saw this

autumn iris
pine topaz
signal trellis
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Y’all next dimension stalk

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I’m here for it 🍿

pine topaz
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bob if u dont get a job dis month im roping

oblique wasp
autumn iris
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I dont think TN visas are as easy as people think to get

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Its easier than h1b cause its guaranteed

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But process is still a pain

pine topaz
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bc they deport u in 60 days

autumn iris
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If ur employed, u can transfer

pine topaz
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border fofficer can alsor eject u if u say the wrong thigs

oblique wasp
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This job market is doomed! Will marry a citizen and do some non-tech job. Wait, I got no rizz. nvm!

autumn iris
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Well i meant if ur currently in canada

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And looking for jobs in us

pine topaz
autumn iris
pine topaz
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why would they pay u cali wage wen they can pay u ca wage though

signal trellis
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A lot of this is UGC through the Simplify network. Since big tech has the most openings, this is skewed a lot more towards big tech

autumn iris
signal trellis
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However, we’ve already started collecting data for high profile startups and even smaller ones. We’re launching this data in wiki form sometime soon as well

autumn iris
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Did u collect data about the location of where people are using ur app

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Like arent most companies located in US on simplify

signal trellis
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Yes. The US, UK and Canada

autumn iris
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Do u know what % are from outside those countries

signal trellis
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We don’t list companies outside those regions

autumn iris
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I meant applicants

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Or people who use ur app

signal trellis
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Vast majority is the US, then Canada, then India and then the UK

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We have our work cut out for us in the UK

autumn iris
signal trellis
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For the people in India, 99% are grad students

autumn iris
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Like

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Location in india?

signal trellis
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The 1% not grad students are the most vocal

autumn iris
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Or they did MS in US and went back 2 country

signal trellis
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Grad students in the US with a location in India

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Yeah idrk why they doing that

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Actively shooting your self in the foot

autumn iris
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Yeah thats

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Bad lmao

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Do u think its cause they took into account their undergrad

signal trellis
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Previous Companies 🙃

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Also length of employment

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If someone company hops, startups don’t touch them

autumn iris
signal trellis
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Then you are chill

autumn iris
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What % of grad students are citizens

signal trellis
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You did an internship and ended it?

autumn iris
signal trellis
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It’s over

autumn iris
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Doomed

signal trellis
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Banned from Amazon

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Banned from Google

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Banned from all startups

autumn iris
signal jewel
autumn iris
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Arent those internationals then

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I thought it was one of the points earlier

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He made

signal trellis
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For example

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Deloitte us != Deloitte India

autumn iris
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Arent u already living as a king if u work at

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Faang in india

tardy geode
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to get into faang in india is hard af

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shit ton of rounds plus all hards

autumn iris
tardy geode
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yeah

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look at amazon top tagged , most are hards

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thats coz they be asked in India

autumn iris
tardy geode
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here its just two sum and 180k TC

autumn iris
rain patio
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Just made my 80th rendition of my resume

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I will win this time!

tardy geode
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ayo chill , i was kidding whoever is reacting with ❓

tardy geode
rain patio
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I hate remaking my resume

tardy geode
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see

rain patio
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I gotta update every shitty job board now

tardy geode
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life is roblox

rain patio
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to have this rendition

tardy geode
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omw to unemployment ^

vital meteor
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i cant wait for all the offers in 8 minutes

tardy geode
rain patio
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Bro is a paid actor

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I have started a new side project

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Just to take my resume to the next level

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I might fuck around and do another project using AI since these recruiters love buzzwords

obsidian crater
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@signal trellis yoo how does simplify make money?
ads?

solemn spire
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Who roping today

fallen fox
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me

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imagine getting ghosted by recruiters at your OWN company lmao

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🪢

solemn spire
narrow harbor
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they're actually a nice place to work at lol except tc

ornate cliff
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IT'S AUGUST

blazing oar
ornate cliff
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And location too

neon perch
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Is it better to remove location from your resume?

rain patio
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I FINALLY GOT AN INTERVIEW AFTER HUNDREDS OF APPLICATIONS!!!! It's a defense company in Utah that I applied to back in March lmao. They just required a degree and basic C++ knowledge, so I applied and then kind of forgot about that place since I never heard back from them. I'm going to dedicate my soul to reviewing C++ and prepping for the interview next week! I sure hope I make it! This could be my chance at breaking into the software market!!!!

fallen fox
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learn how to build a custom malloc

rain patio
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All i remember in C++ is loops, variables, and printing stuff....i have so much work to do lol

obsidian crater
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yahkuna-heed

rain patio
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Space Dynamics Lab

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I actually interviewed there for an internship once and bombed the interview lol. This was back in 2020 i think

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They asked me to implement a sorting algorithm in C++

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I didn't even know what that was at the time

rain patio
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4 cus then youll be a vampire and can apply for 100 years until you get one

abstract wadi
obsidian crater
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you need MIT/Princeton/Caltech/Ivy

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F500 corp where the company's main focus isn't tech

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yes

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Dude I know went from my uni -> Columbia -> Jane Street

abstract wadi
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Columbia MSc is auto admit tho

obsidian crater
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🤷‍♂️

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It's an Ivy

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Finance hires heavily from Ivy

rain patio
abstract wadi
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Being ivy doesn’t automatically open doors you also have to be good and have connections

obsidian crater
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yes

cloud zinc
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do defense companies care about gaps in experience?

obsidian crater
cloud zinc
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keep getting rejected from Lockheed, and they're the handful who don't seek out C/C++ devs

obsidian crater
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top school doesn't mean auto hft job

rain patio
abstract wadi
obsidian crater
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true

abstract wadi
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The most valuable resource is YOE in relevant role

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If you rest purely on prestige creds that’s not gonna get u anywhere long term

obsidian crater
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yes

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you're missing my point though

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application fee is what

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$100?

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yes

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your GPA isn't normal

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also Master's programs are cash cows

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you can probably name upgrade

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just apply lol

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Unless your goal is to do CS research

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Ivies and other t20 places

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I mean idk

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Just apply anywhere t20 I feel

arctic orchid
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Can i get a resume roast

static quarry
obsidian crater
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Hi John Smith

arctic orchid
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hello fellas

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I did

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I wanted to put your mom, but I don't want tell a your mom joke to people that would help me lol

manic wedge
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moved on to final round for MTA job prayge

cloud zinc
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if you are joining a masters program, should you put the expected grad year on your resume?

solemn spire
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Havent changed my mail inbox. Must be full of offers since its august

vast mica
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which company is thid ?

fallen fox
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dec 2022 grads

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it's over

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🪢

autumn iris
pulsar mural
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:peepof:

pine topaz
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this is it

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WGMI

neon perch
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They got like 700 application clicks in less than a day

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It s so unfair for Dec 22 and May 23 grads

fallen fox
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getting really desperate ngl

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might give the internal recruiter a visit

grizzled bronze
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your manager is not gonna let transfer happen, even if a recruiter replies

fallen fox
west pagoda
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Hot take: most of the resume reviews nowadays are just random at this point with individual ppl giving their preferences rather than something collectively agreed and obvious bc most ppl have already optimized their resumes

abstract wadi
grizzled bronze
cloud zinc
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if a company says that "this position will not be filled at this time", does that mean the position is cancelled or is it a roundabout way of saying you were rejected?

narrow harbor
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the market for helping new grads get jobs is crazy, all the courses just regurgitate the same shit

cloud zinc
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because why would you say that instead of "we've selected other candidates" or something?

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like is it so bad out there that NOBODY could fill the role that you advertise?

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makes no sense

grizzled bronze
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She deserves to, I appreciate her honesty

marble flower
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how do you guys keep going with all the rejections?

grizzled bronze
vital meteor
#

I cry on my bf shoulder

cloud zinc
#

Like what are you waffling about?

fallen fox
#

im going to call the hm KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

cloud zinc
#

bro I swear to god if it's Fall 2022 all over again

grizzled bronze
cloud zinc
#

I know that. That's not what's bothering me

marble flower
rain patio
cloud zinc
#

I don't care about the rejection, cuz I'm still applying

narrow harbor
cloud zinc
#

I'm just worried what that last sentence means

rain patio
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You just never know

cloud zinc
#

to me, this position will not be filled at this time means that the role was canned

arctic orchid
# pine topaz

I agree, but we still need interest rates to come up more, when the happens comapnies get rewarded for pushing innovation and get negatively impacted for pinching pennies on the balance sheet

cloud zinc
#

at best, it's a stupid way of conveying rejection. But at worse, they're freezing entry-level roles again

marble flower
#

think about less privileged people @gentle peak

fallen fox
#

@gentle peak wagmi prayge

marble flower
#

It wouldn't be this bad if I didn't hear about all my friends doing amazing. I'm happy for them but I feel really bad about myself

grizzled bronze
marble flower
grizzled bronze
#

new grad recruiting is just getting started though, so don't lose hope

marble flower
hazy horizon
#

yeah can may 23 grads also apply to these new postings?

narrow harbor
marble flower
grizzled bronze
vital meteor
cloud zinc
#

What are other defense companies that are hiring new grads asides from L3Harris, Lockheed, CAE, Raython, and Collins Aerospace?

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shit. should've added palantir to that list.

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I fucked up their coding challenge way back in December and they won't even look my way upon reapplying

rain patio
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Yes worth

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Pay is really good

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Plus good stonks

arctic orchid
#

Stonks alone

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They get government contracts so they’ll always have business

rain patio
#

There’s another one for Washington DC too

raw plank
#

just had my first interview in months and bombed it dogesmile maybe I will get pity offer

neon perch
#

Cause a while back if you ask for resume reviews you’d genuinely get a similar set of feedbacks. Now it’s like 10-15 different takes on it making you think the resume is never good enough

rain patio
#

Just become based and defense pilled

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I'm huffing all that defense job copium....maybe they'll hire me

neon perch
manic wedge
#

i usually GPT my responses to questions like that but ofc they have a non use of ai tools acknowledgement 💀

solemn spire
shut thistle
pine topaz
#

What does 32 days mean

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jon show is the job posting

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WGMI BROTHER

vital meteor
#

I want to do 2sum with you

pine topaz
#

How about nsum dogesmile

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In O(n^n) time dogesmile

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stop it we need money

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we need JOBS

fallen fox
pine topaz
#

NOT GIRLS

halcyon topaz
#

Where jobs

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What does WGMI mean

fallen fox
#

rope

obsidian crater
#

Is IXL actually hiring?

halcyon topaz
#

Ya

obsidian crater
#

time to beg for referrals

halcyon topaz
#

I applied at least

#

I saw people getting hit with the “we aren’t filling this position” tho

#

Not at IXL but just in general

#

Capital one posted a position for a CODA associate 😂

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If you don’t have a CS degree and are desperate

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Not bad

obsidian crater
#

not hiring unless you're senior willing to work for 100k

#

even then you better have 5 yoe in specific framework

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Sorry mate, you don't have 7 years of experience in Spring Boot? cy@

halcyon topaz
#

It’s over

raw plank
#

coda is sick, i wish I was in it

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get paid big bucks to be trained on useful shit and pipelined into c1

halcyon topaz
#

i applied to it

raw plank
#

I might have to apply and withhold my cs degree

halcyon topaz
#

i have a physics degree so

raw plank
#

my brother is in it rn and its sick for him

halcyon topaz
#

what location?

raw plank
#

VA

halcyon topaz
#

nice

#

i applied for SF or texas

raw plank
#

Good luck, it’s a really great program

dusky folio
#

Just completed Luxoft assignment

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Painful

rain patio
#
#

It says I need security clearance

rain patio
#

I thought Palantir hired F-1?

dusky folio
#

Security clearance is for people who are citizens

next geode
#

Did anyone interviewed with Rubrik?

wispy mason
#

Did it get better

#

Its august?

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😭

halcyon topaz
#

onyl august first

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true

wary garnet
autumn iris
rain patio
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That's what I thought, still weird they ask for security clearance in the reqs

vital meteor
#

the one linked is FDSE

rain patio
vital meteor
#

no its not up

wary garnet
#

The person I know who works there says it's for FDSE also. Like even on the SWE position(when it opens) you'll see that it says security clearance preferred.

vital meteor
#

hmmge interesting

rain patio
wary garnet
#

I can ask my friend by tonight and confirm if this is the case

#

I'm pretty sure it said that last year as well

shut thistle
ornate cliff
#

hey everyone can you pls recommend some good resume templates that aren't latex? ❤️

halcyon topaz
#

why not latex

prisma flax
halcyon topaz
#

sentry posted new grad

bleak ocean
bleak ocean
split plaza
bleak ocean
obsidian crater
#

If you can't solve it

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Ngmi

halcyon topaz
#

what is ramp

#

why is that an interview question

ornate cliff
plush lily
#

you can use base64 decode

grizzled bronze
rain patio
vital meteor
#

<@&868936794601828492>s

grizzled bronze
#

where'd you find this?

vital meteor
ornate cliff
#

spam

grizzled bronze
obsidian crater
#

it's legit but full

dim cosmos
prisma flax
#

what was that?

grizzled bronze
# dim cosmos Thank you

It's actually a legitimate link, veris insights is legit. He just DM'd me and said he posted it from RippleMatch as a joke

#

I'm completing it for the $5 giftcard, I got time KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

obsidian crater
#

rip he got banned

vital meteor
#

Susge is alt? Someone else did that

static birch
#

is it weird that my company doesn’t provide anything like desks or monitors when the policy is 1d in office and 4d wfh? i managed to get a monitor but they said it was an exception

#

this is in the UK

#

kinda confused because the salary is really good

obsidian crater
#

yeah weird

shut thistle
#

@static birch be happy you have a job

static birch
#

at home. just a laptop

#

yeah that’s why i’m confused because the salary is really competitive

pulsar mural
static birch
#

it’s like 30% above the average in my region i believe

#

for SWE grads

grizzled bronze
obsidian crater
#

ah in UK

#

so probably $70k

static birch
#

worth it to not be in US. though i will definitely move to NL soon

obsidian crater
#

America is the greatest country in the world US 🦅

marble ivy
static birch
#

dang

grizzled bronze
obsidian crater
#

nah but fr

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UK average income is lower than the poorest states in US 🦅

grizzled bronze
#

@marble ivy how do you WFH then? VPN?

obsidian crater
#

you work at a bank right?

static birch
#

i don’t think i’ve ever met a european that wants to move to the US lol

marble ivy
#

they make u connect to a virtual machine from ur personal computer

#

it’s super laggy

#

the input lag when i code is so bad

obsidian crater
#

oof

#

then they'll put you on pip

marble ivy
#

yeah no wonder no one gets any work done at this company

#

ppl work like 1-3 hours a day

obsidian crater
#

lmao

#

citi?

marble ivy
#

ye

obsidian crater
#

this is why refunds take 3-5 business days

#

nobody works

marble ivy
#

yeah nobody works it’s actually hilarious

#

my mananger regularly logs off at like 12 pm

grizzled bronze
obsidian crater
#

lmao

#

maybe citi bankers actually work

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but not citi swes

marble ivy
#

i drive to work swipe my badge and then leave

obsidian crater
#

xd

static birch
grizzled bronze
marble ivy
#

it’s like a night and day diff

grizzled bronze
#

Nice place to chill and then job hop

#

after a while

marble ivy
#

Wow ^

static birch
#

literally no one in europe wants to move to the US. get over yourself 😭

halcyon topaz
#

wtf

#

is simplify always up to date with the newest grad roles

ornate cliff
#

who wants to see my ai generated proffesional photos? 🫶🏼

west pagoda
#

^average york commerce student linkedin profile pic

raw plank
#

thats my career goal tbh

static birch
#

you’re in the big leagues when you can walk to work, swipe your badge, leave

grizzled bronze
marble ivy
#

there is but it’s just slow here i guess

solemn spire
marble ivy
#

yeah but u only need to swipe ur badge for going in, not leaving

marble ivy
#

what company is that?

#

bloomberg?

solemn spire
marble ivy
#

it’s literally 1 fps

#

sometimes the audio stutters too and then i gotta close a bunch of the apps open on my virtual desktop

#

and if i open more than like 10 chrome tabs the machine just shuts down cuz u used all the ram and cpu

rain patio
#

bruh

cloud zinc
#

when will companies switch from zoom to jitsi

#

like not even for the sake of cost, the latter runs significantly smoother and faster than zoom

#

don't even have to pay for a "professional" account too

bold pier
#

Guys did anything open today?

arctic orchid
#

It’s august my guy

#

A bunch opened check 2023 grad postings

tardy geode
tardy geode
#

which github repo?

#

Tesla had layoffs ? saw an EM's post

grizzled bronze
#

some others too I don't remember

wary garnet
#

So I finally checked with my Palantir friend. He said that if it says that security clearance is an absolute requirement( which it does in this case) then yeah F1 students can’t apply. He did say tho that last year this wasn’t the case.

bold pier
#

I can clear any security, just give me job

wary garnet
#

If it’s open to F1 the description would read “ Ability or willingness to get security clearance but not necessary”

bold pier
wary garnet
#

Can you evade the undercover cops tho 👀

rain patio
dusky folio
#

My boyfriend was trying to get a security clearance for a job at CACI. Security clearance ain’t a weak heart people thing.

#

He had to fill out at least 15 different form

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And forms for any foreigners he know

#

Along with their social media accounts

#

Later he withdrew his application

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And joined epic

solemn spire
#

Like twitter accounts?

dusky folio
#

Twitter, instagram everything

vital meteor
dusky folio
dusky folio
#

Why will he have an account there?

#

Not that I’m against LGBTQ or anything but😂

grizzled bronze
dusky folio
#

He has talked to my mom a couple of times even then he had fill out a form.

hoary fern
#

past 10 years wtf

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are u not gonna pass security clearance if u go to uni in another country lmao

dusky folio
#

Also if he ever decided to get married or go on a vacation to some other country or decide to get a citizenship of any other country he was supposed to report everything g to the government

hoary fern
#

me, us citizen, going to uni in canada

hoary fern
#

oh well

#

put down all the league accts

grizzled bronze
#

imagine having to give them your search history

dusky folio
#

Also the clearance can take upto 2 years

hoary fern
#

i didnt know about this shit wtf

dusky folio
#

I had another friend who went through a security clearance

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Couldn’t pass coz he use to sell drugs for some extra cash

#

In the lie detector test they asked if he watches Korean p*rn

dusky folio
#

They just tried to get him super nervous

#

That was literally the first question they asked him

#

He had to say yes😂😂😂

#

They usually hire people who are still in school coz security clearance takes he’ll lot of time and patience

#

Yes sir

#

CACI was the company

grizzled bronze
dusky folio
#

But you don’t have access to classified info till you pass the clearance

#

And if you get rejected they let you go

#

Apply to epic healthcare systems

#

They pay well

#

But they do not sponsor

dusky folio
#

They only have 2 stages of interview

rain patio
#

Epic Systems is phone screen > 4 hr OA > Interview

Allegedly they don’t have HC rn

dusky folio
#

Also for CACI my boyfriend never had any assignments. They just talked him over the call and one virtual interview discussing his resume

hoary fern
#

@dusky folio what position was it

#

the caci one

dusky folio
#

My boyfriend bombed the OA still got the job

dusky folio
rain patio
#

according to ppl I’ve spoke with

dusky folio
#

No no they are actively hiring

#

My boyfriend said they are expanding

rain patio
#

Rlly?

dusky folio
#

Yup

rain patio
#

I have my exam this week but i don’t want to get rejected after 4 hrs 😭

dusky folio
#

Lol I live with a person who works for epic

#

He works in the Harry Potter land.

rain patio
#

Bro if they want to check my background, just pull all the data from the FBI and NSA smh

#

why do i have to fill out anything

#

I have an interview with the NSA 💀

dusky folio
rain patio
#

I’m gonna lose it if they ask me Korean porn question

#

I'm sure there's a detailed report on my every move somewhere in an NSA database

dusky folio
#

Also you gotta give multiple references to verify all your addresses

rain patio
#

I don’t think I can answer the drug question with a straight face

dusky folio
#

The person shouldn’t be blood related I think

hoary fern
#

is it ts/sci level clearance

#

@dusky folio

lost ether
dusky folio
rain patio
#

How many peoples name do you have to list?

rain patio
dusky folio
#

I’m an international

#

He had like 15 forms

#

And then his hr got back to him that by mistake he filled one thing wrong.

rain patio
#

brah all that paperwork for me to get rejected

dusky folio
#

So he ended up filling those forms again

#

Yup

#

Every social media account

rain patio
#

Wut

lost ether
#

Hehe, HR was just ebicly trolling skull4k

rain patio
#

im finished

dusky folio
#

You don’t have to give passwords

grizzled bronze
#

everyone you talked to on cscd, they want to know it all

dusky folio
#

Just the handle

rain patio
#

does this include deleted accounts?

dusky folio
#

No no

grizzled bronze
#

once they know I've interacted with yahkuna, it's a guaranteed clearance pass since he used to intern at Lockheed

dusky folio
#

Everything to your best memory

#

You can’t ask your friend for anything

lost ether
#

So what if u dont remember 👀

dusky folio
#

They also ask how many people have you told about the clearance and the offer

vapid oasis
grizzled bronze
dusky folio
#

If you apply for a job that requires clearance just delete your application

signal jewel
lost ether
#

Make sure to post image of clearance on a discord channel ok noted hmmnoted

dusky folio
rain patio
#

bruh

#

Polygraphs are not real bro

#

they better chill out with those questions

dusky folio
#

They always ask something stupid in the start just to make you nervous

rain patio
#

Do you watch Korean porn

#

What did bro say to that

#

“Sometimes”

lost ether
dusky folio
#

He said yes lol

verbal ore
#

Where were you on January 6th

dusky folio
#

But the main reason he got rejected coz his family had some shady business in Columbia

verbal ore
#

The school?

#

Or country Colombia

dusky folio
#

The country

dusky folio
#

Imma ask him

#

Lol after the clearance rejection it was hard for him to find another job

rain patio
#

Is there a cooldown period for clearance

dusky folio
#

After my boyfriend tried to take his application back coz it was getting stressful they tried to offer him 107k.

dusky folio
#

Once you fill out all the form it’s just a waiting period till the office tries to contact you

rain patio
raw plank
dusky folio
lost ether
swift falcon
#

WANGMI

swift falcon
#

so definitely tell them all about the felony level cocaine possession that you never were caught for

dusky folio
#

That weird urge to lie on lie detector just to detect if it actually works.

rain patio
#

How many of y’ll have an offer

swift falcon
#

there are too many mind games

rain patio
#

Should’ve Grinded leetcode in my second year and gotten an internship at faang after one round 💀

swift falcon
#

like you’re not supposed to even have thought about gaming the test at all

hot steppe
rain patio
wary garnet
solemn spire
#

We seeing more job or no

coarse current
#

Tbh now even solving hard leetcode isn't enough

#

Gotta know sys design

#

Inflated

raw plank
#

What resources you guys use for sys design studying

#

I just wanna find two numbers in an array that sum to a target in linear time and get hired

solemn kite
#

It's actually kinda interesting. You get to learn about scalability, latency, when to use sql vs nosql, etc

wary garnet
#

I agree System Design is really interesting, would definitely love that in more interviews rather than obscure LC questions.

tardy geode
#

bruh recruiters wilding

solemn kite
solemn kite
# raw plank What resources you guys use for sys design studying

also, for this: the system design channel on this discord lists a lot of great example questions and how to go about them. there's also https://github.com/donnemartin/system-design-primer and the Neetcode videos if you want something friendlier

GitHub

Learn how to design large-scale systems. Prep for the system design interview. Includes Anki flashcards. - GitHub - donnemartin/system-design-primer: Learn how to design large-scale systems. Prep ...

tardy geode
#

is there any github repo active like we had for ng2023?

fallen fox
halcyon topaz
#

Any new jobs?

fallen fox
halcyon topaz
#

link to that?

fallen fox
#

it's gone

halcyon topaz
#

also its not gone

fallen fox
#

true

halcyon topaz
#

got a referal for it

#

LFG

fallen fox
#

ngmi

obsidian crater
#

heh I got msft referral

#

but they just ghosted me

teal canopy
#

is the market recovering?

halcyon topaz
#

😭

wet jacinth
manic wedge
#

bruh, I swear I wrote my essay response myself and copyleaks is saying im AI

#

idk what to do lmao

rain patio
#

Bruh I just feel like it’s super shady

#

I’m hearing market is kinda recovering. I’m hearing that there might be another inflation. I’m hearing that some companies are hiring and some are on hiring freeze

#

Like wtf is goin on. By this time, I barely hardcore applied and had like 4 interviews done with two of em being with Cisco

#

Rn I’ve barely interviewed and I’m not even hearing back from companies

#

Just frustrated man

abstract wadi
#

august 2 is so early

rain patio