#2023_grads

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autumn iris
obsidian frost
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Did anyone get a call from Forward ?

marble ivy
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ye u need referrals

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i just spam ppl on linkedin

shut thistle
native mango
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Which application are you using for showing H1B sponsor?

rain patio
autumn jolt
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This one

grizzled bronze
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Don't do it, leave the internship for someone who really needs it. Focus on the FT role and the money will follow.

hidden scaffold
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damn just got rejected from skillstorm today(witch company)😮‍💨

bold pier
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Does Goldman sponsor or am I wasting my time applying?

autumn jolt
shadow pecan
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Just apply

obsidian crater
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Haven't gotten the GS OA yet

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I wonder when they're sending it

oblique harbor
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How much time (on average) do you guys spend on cover letters per job application? Assuming you are applying online and not sending it to someone who works at the company directly

autumn iris
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How long is even ur code for OAs

autumn jolt
wet jacinth
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analyst

loud flare
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same

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for ng/associate

static quarry
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at this point ill work in the buffet at the foodcourt for gs

autumn iris
static quarry
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@rain patio give tips

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my glorious king

autumn iris
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Apply, get interview, pass interview, n ur employed

hidden scaffold
static quarry
autumn iris
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U failed then

static quarry
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fk

autumn iris
static quarry
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unlucky!

autumn iris
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Skill issues

static quarry
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fr

autumn iris
bold pier
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Life issues

shrewd ivy
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I don’t think it’s skill issues, it’s match making

autumn iris
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Go to MIT, have 6 internships, n be born lucky

bold pier
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I need rich parents fr

shrewd ivy
autumn iris
shrewd ivy
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If my teammates were good I would get 6 internships KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

autumn iris
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well ill see how the market is next month

shrewd ivy
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Actual parent diff btw

autumn iris
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1month of leetcode 12hrs a day

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like im pretty confident in interviewing+ theory

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But my coding is ass

shrewd ivy
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If I had that much self control I wouldn’t been here in the first place

autumn iris
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i feel like if u really try+ prepare earlier on, u should be getting some sort of callback

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Unless im coping

hidden scaffold
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@oblique harbor (Responding to a deleted comment)Yeah but how long have you been applying and do you tend to hear back from the companies you send cover letters to? If you aren't experiencing great success, those 2-3 minutes over a long period of time add up, and might be worth doing other things such as leetcode or applying to more jobs

oblique harbor
autumn iris
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id do a phd

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if i didnt care about money, id literally just go straight for a phd

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and do something interesting

hidden scaffold
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yes but after I spend the money on a very long vacation and hiring is up to speed again

pulsar mural
autumn iris
autumn iris
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Welcome to peepo gang

shrewd ivy
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No duo in life SCGbigsad

pulsar mural
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@shrewd ivy

shrewd ivy
autumn iris
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1hr 30mins til home

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7 n half hr drive

south sable
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F

autumn iris
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im also pretty sure

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Most lottery winners go broke

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after a certain point

shut siren
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Anyone graduating in December 2023 looking for PM roles? Dm me

grizzled bronze
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If you win it, send it all to me and I can double it for you

cloud zinc
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managed to reschedule my interview from thursday to tomorrow afternoon

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hopefully, they'll be kind and immediately tell me whether or not I passed immediately after

cloud zinc
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pcc

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physician's computer company

obsidian frost
rain patio
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i heard its good money for a vegas stripper

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80k can buy you very good coke

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oh shit i thought u were trolling

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sry

fallen fox
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vegas is lower col i think

rain patio
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i mean home prices in vegas are like 500k

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so i'd say it makes sense

wheat forum
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Why is that stupid

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A masters is 2 more years?

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Lol I would not waste 60k

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The job climate might be better when you get masters

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That’s the only argument I can see

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Yeah but

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You can just work the 80k job 2 years and interview for mid level

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Not with that attitude lol

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I know multiple people that have done it

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But either way, if you invest in learning and being good engineer, at some point it will pay off

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Big companies interview people from smaller companies all the time

split plaza
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joey any update on the 2024 grad process channel dogesmile

wheat forum
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You can’t see it?

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I’ll do the code change tn if I have time

rain patio
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Don't you have snowflake?

marble ivy
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i earn 90k in nyc if that makes u feel better

static quarry
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@pulsar mural stupid gatto

solemn spire
rain patio
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me too

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I've given up already

bold pier
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You have a job :3

rain patio
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a low paying IT job tho

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dude I have an IT internship and I can’t force myself to do this stuff

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I need to break out of IT pipeline

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trajectory of your life gets derailed cause of this bs

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I hope employers cut us some slack when the market improves

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I'm hoping to leverage some of my IT experience to get a software job. Networking knowledge (like the computer networking stuff) is important, and not all schools teach that. Mine didn't lol

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I hope I can start doing some programming at my job too. THat'll look good i bet

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I bet I can beat out a few new grads and get a job heheheh

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1 year of IT experience + using programming in my IT job will probably look ok idk

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Compared to fresh new grads with no experience

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I hope

fallen fox
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manager got pissed and blocked my transfer

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now i rope

rain patio
fallen fox
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my org is hiring new grads rn

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of course my manager decides to do a transfer ban

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ngl if i find a swe job imma shit on his desk

rain patio
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the place I work at has this weird animosity towards ppl who want to transition to swe it’s hella weird

fallen fox
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even if you have a cs degree?

rain patio
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they like try to push you off of it

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yea

fallen fox
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wtf

hidden scaffold
fallen fox
vital meteor
narrow harbor
fallen fox
hidden scaffold
# fallen fox rope

I feel like you are trolling about not having a job. I bet you are a big time swe at some faang company or something

fallen fox
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he has to approve my transfer anyway

vital meteor
fallen fox
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🪢

grizzled bronze
fallen fox
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internal recruiter ghosting me rn KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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🪢

grizzled bronze
fallen fox
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WazowskiStare 🔫

grizzled bronze
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Sent cold emails to a couple recruiters today prayge

rain patio
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are ppl in this channel mostly May 2023 grad’s?

grizzled bronze
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@median thistle give me one of your fall internships

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stop hogging them all

fallen fox
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dec 2022 grad KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION 🔫

rain patio
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I’m a dec 2023 grad 💀

narrow harbor
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dec 2022 with nothing on their resume checking in 🙃

oblique harbor
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In a September 2023 grad

cloud zinc
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which is a better desired starting salary to bring up in an interview: 70k or 80k?

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the range for an upcoming interview is from 60k to 88k, but I'm not sure if asking towards the upper limit would raise some red flags

rain patio
static quarry
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same

rain patio
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everyday i consider this

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But i'm holding out a bit longer in case the market improves

grizzled bronze
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more companies opening in the coming months

rain patio
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HAHAH HANG IN THERE HAHA

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lol

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sorry bad pun

narrow harbor
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some of the new grad 2024 postings like cat exclude 2023 grads

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so i assume there will probably be more

rain patio
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there are still entry level jobs tho. I bet there will be some startups out there willing to hire a somewhat recently graduated person idk

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If bootcampers can get jobs, then so can we! When the economy gets better lol

fallen fox
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bootcampers are on rope watch rn

rain patio
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rope rope rope rope rope!

grizzled bronze
bold pier
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2 more months to deportation prayge

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Won't get rejected for visa sponsorship after that at least

rain patio
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give job plz

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ikr i'm so pissed

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and all these current college kids who have internships are telling us the new grad job market is easy

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yeah right

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i kinda hope the market stays shit out of spite so they get to experience what we have

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I want them to experience the pain of having a job offer rescinded right before graduation

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right when the market becomes impossible

rain patio
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But fr crab bucket mentality

tardy geode
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what exactly is imposter syndrome?

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is it like , you just show that you know stuff but aren't actually confident that you know it

vital meteor
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It's when you play too much amogus

tardy geode
hidden scaffold
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Do Yall think amazon is still going to have easy new grad technical interviews

rain patio
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why

frank thistle
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yo

hidden scaffold
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Yeah don't they track each account with a valid number

frank thistle
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u think zero internships = no job?

rain patio
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Are u saying it’s not rng anymore?

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Yeah Amazon student programs giving more bad news by the day for curr interns

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new grads are prob fucked

fallen otter
rain patio
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internal email said something along the lines of return interns not getting ft offers cause of headcount but it won’t be known for sure until the fall (AWS not Amazon tho)

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if that’s the case I doubt hiring for ng

fallen otter
rain patio
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Better

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yea it’s ass

frank thistle
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ye

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just gotta

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send 1k apps

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one of em well be it

chilly burrow
chilly burrow
solemn spire
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I get no job nor bitches Im at the bottom yall

rain patio
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same

raw plank
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Same same and same

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Sometimes I wonder if getting a job will even fix anything at this point

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I’m too bitter

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Maybe I’ll catch up to the world by the time I’m 33

burnt oxide
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Is there an expected timeline to hear back from tiktok after application status changes to "Evaluation Passed"?

raw plank
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copium we’ll get there

cloud zinc
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I've been told that I will be conducting a brief 15-20 minute technical assessment for my interview. What could possibly be covered in such a brief timeframe?

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like, is it just LC stuff or language/tool specific questions?

vernal dome
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depends on the company

grizzled bronze
cloud zinc
fallen fox
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lc no way in 15-20 minutes

cloud zinc
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would that include problems that would be covered in LC?

fallen fox
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no way

cloud zinc
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neet

fallen fox
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15-20 minutes would be more like

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"what is oop"

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"describe how a hashmap works"

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etc

cloud zinc
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then it'll either be a SQL problem or a backend framework problem

signal jewel
fallen fox
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highly unlikely they'll ask you a problem in an interview that short

cloud zinc
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they said it would be an assessment type problem, so I'm not sure

fallen fox
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first 5 minutes would be spent just introducing yourselves

fallen fox
cloud zinc
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It will be a 1 hour interview, so I'm thinking the verbal questions about tech would be covered outside the assessment portion

cloud zinc
fallen fox
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🤔

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if it's 1 hour and then it could be lc or a lot of other things

fallen otter
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metaphorically

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ay

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nah bro

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don’t take me out of context

cloud zinc
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I've done something similar for two hours straight

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but it was for another company

fallen otter
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what is the point of staying in the US without a visa bro 💀

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you’ll get deported

fallen fox
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🤔

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imo not as many opportunities in canada

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doesnt matter anyway im never making it as a swe KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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in the us as well, i'm stuck at IT

ornate cliff
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How are my fellow jobless/homeless mates doing

fallen fox
autumn jolt
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Do people get a callback from Citi after their 'we’re interested in learning more about you, so your application is being considered further' email?

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what happens next?

marble flower
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I know people who's final around was just LP questions and no leetcode

ornate cliff
marble flower
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😦

ornate cliff
marble flower
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I think my rng luck is just really bad cuz I always get tough ass interviews while I hear about mfs getting 2sum

rain patio
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^

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Anyone get math works oa?

marble flower
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inshallah prayge

rain patio
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Free money glitch

fallen fox
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🪢

rancid token
autumn jolt
rancid token
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it was kinda weird ngl

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they gave me brainteaser questions that i luckily understood

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besides that tho it was going over my resume and technical questions

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there was also a case study interview at the very end that wasnt too bad

fallen otter
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@autumn jolt what is the citi position

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how much is it offering just curious

fallen otter
rancid token
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oh i did

fallen otter
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looks like they’re moving fast for you

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oh lol

rancid token
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this was back in march lol

fallen otter
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ah

rancid token
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i start this monday actually

fallen otter
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intern or ft

rancid token
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ft

fallen otter
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👏👏👏👏👏

rancid token
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ty 🙂

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i think the timeline for the whole process was ab 3 weeks

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it was tech phone screen -> oa -> superday -> offer

fallen otter
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they really wanted you

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can i see your resume or nah (blurred out details obviously)

rancid token
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yea i can send one later

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i just had 1 year of undergrad research and 1 internship

fallen otter
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giving me hope

dire carbon
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Does Hackerrank require the camera to be turned on

last temple
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Yeah, but sometimes it doesn’t

fallen otter
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they take periodic images of you

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until test ends i think

dire carbon
rain patio
dire carbon
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they didn't mention on the instructions.. hopefully not recorded>?

formal nest
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Is anyone doing full time at Bloomberg

rain patio
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What company is it

dire carbon
solemn kite
rain patio
rain patio
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fuck I just got the math works oa

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It’s 150 minutes bro wtf

dire carbon
rain patio
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Actually unreal

solemn kite
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is it difficult?

rain patio
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Idk haven’t started it yet

dire carbon
solemn kite
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good luck y'all

dire carbon
formal nest
fresh mango
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Anybody else has their EAD progress at "Recieve case decision" for a while? Any idea how long that takes?

pine topaz
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@pulsar mural @slate bobcat @rain patio

sterile vapor
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hi, is it normal to speak with the hiring manager first for an apple interview (it’s not phone screening) or is this the screening interview?

dense swan
dire carbon
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so anyone got the call from skillstorm?

cloud zinc
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can you bullshit your way into answering server-side framework questions if you can extrapolate the basic idea behind them?

sterile vapor
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yeah in june

cloud zinc
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for instance, I don't know PHP that much, but from looking at the cheat sheet the syntax seems VERY similar to javascript

sterile vapor
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nah 😭

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nothing of the sort

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it’s sde and it didn’t say junior in the description

signal jewel
cloud zinc
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second round interview in 5 minutes. Really hoping there isn't an additional step in the screening process

narrow harbor
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i went to the doctor's today and i told her i graduate with computer science and was still trying to get a job

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then she was like "isnt is pretty easy to get a job like it's in demand?"

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💀

autumn iris
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Cant be that hard

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Just get a job

rain patio
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everyone makes it seem like cs jobs are guaranteed 200k salary cause of TikTok 😭

raw plank
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unemployment has never been so low

autumn iris
solemn kite
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yeah swe is very commonly sth that people easily get jobs in

outer radish
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those day in the life people fr need pip

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ngl

bold pier
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People who have stable jobs, even within our field, are not aware of the shitshow that's happening outside
Even harder for others to know :3

orchid canyon
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hey what location selections do I do for goldman sachs? its asking for business and sub-business do I have to specfically pick engineering?

pine topaz
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yeah HideThePain

native mango
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My friend got an offer in 3 days. 1 day oa and another day interview and 3rd day offer.

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In this economy.

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There are such people too

bold pier
native mango
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And here I am struggling for a single job

raw plank
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we're gonna make it copium

native mango
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Today is my "ROPE" moment

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-_-

bold pier
native mango
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I have cried 6 times already

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Yes

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But she got her offer yesterday only

rain patio
native mango
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In this difficult time

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I am really depressed

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That's sheer luck

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3 days for a offer

rain patio
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interviewing is deadass rng

native mango
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Here people after 7 interviews don't get a job

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I know few people like that

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Fucking luck

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Nobody can empathize other than people facing this

raw plank
native mango
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No one can understand this!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nobody to empathize fully

rain patio
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We all drink together once and cry after we get our offers

native mango
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Everyone of our friends who graduated with us

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They got job easily

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No hurdle

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Just plain luck

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And now can't empathize with us

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-_-

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Empathy is dead

pine topaz
native mango
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So is my kindness and goodness

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Be selfish

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Just Be selfish like everyone else

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No one understands around you

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BEcause they are ejouing their life

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Nobody to ask

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Or just say few words

signal jewel
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i sometime try cold mailing recruiters. no one give a shit about my mails. but my friend got two offers doing same. its just luck. you have to mail right person at right time. PepeHands

native mango
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That it's okay fine.

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Yes

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LUCK! JUST LUCK!

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-_-

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I imagine how people would have been if they were in my place

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They might be worse than me

rain patio
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dw if Amazon opens apps next month we can play a guessing game to see who gets 2sum for final round interview

native mango
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They might have turned cold and brutal

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I want my fucking medal!

signal jewel
native mango
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Don't ypu all want your medal to be strong in this time

signal jewel
native mango
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Those who are sitting with a job can't empathize a little

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Everyone immersed in their own good luck

obsidian crater
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I am hoping for nepo hire

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Cause my uncle knows a guy who knows a guy

native mango
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They don;t have loans

signal jewel
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amazon is not gonna hire this year
source: trust me bro

native mango
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Took money from home or brother/sister

swift falcon
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how do u guys like my new resume

native mango
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Lol

swift falcon
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I'm going mega minimal

signal jewel
native mango
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Hahaha

bold pier
native mango
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Just ROPE time

obsidian crater
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Just rope

native mango
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Yes

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ROPE it is

obsidian crater
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Get a home depot onsite

signal jewel
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ROPEEE

obsidian crater
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(rope shopping)

rain patio
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my uncle is unemployed

native mango
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Yes

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Do you know good quality rope

obsidian crater
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I wish I was born in 1999 bro

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I'd have graduated in the FAANG mass hiring wave

native mango
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Hahaha

swift falcon
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I saw some shit about how you're not supposed to include skills that everyone should have (git, agile, etc. ), which was basically half of the shit on my last resume

obsidian crater
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Instead now the only thing I deserve is a rope

native mango
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I am really really depressed right now

swift falcon
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so why not just distill it to the ultra basics

signal jewel
native mango
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Why why why

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Is this happening

bold pier
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Cscareers.dev Rope massacre

obsidian crater
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I'd let amazon ruin me just for the name

native mango
rain patio
native mango
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Lol

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Yes

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3 days depression and crying

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Then 4th day LC

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and applications

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Then again rejetion or other news of hired student, again ROpe

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Then again 2-3 days sobbing roping thoughts

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LC and applications

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That's life now

obsidian crater
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hahahaha yes

swift falcon
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I been learning react

native mango
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And no money

swift falcon
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look at how much progress I've made

native mango
obsidian crater
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poggers

native mango
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to any bad news

raw plank
native mango
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Lol

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Not even 1 job

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Lol

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Rope

swift falcon
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Also, real shit, I have had a recruiter from some MS D365 team building company reach out to me asking me if I want to learn about a position with 120k-135k pay, not sure how I'm qualified but at this point YOLO

raw plank
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its from 2021 KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

native mango
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Looooooooooooooooool

obsidian crater
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it's over

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ngmi

native mango
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Cool

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Lol

raw plank
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people still make posts like these tbh

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2021

native mango
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Don't you wish to comment on every linkedin positive post? Like commenting Bullshit on kindness and positivity sheeeeeeeeeeeet

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What kindnes what positivity ?

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Give me job you ****

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Lol

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Sorry for the languafe

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But I am frustrated

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Linkedin people being shit

swift falcon
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it's all recrooters stroking their own cocks

native mango
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Positing all positivity and being sooo nice and all

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And people with job

native mango
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Positing shit

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Like you should keep the hard work and shitz

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Positivity my foot

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-_-

high owl
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it’s okay they ghosting you just to post their WFH setup and talk about how difficult their work is

native mango
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Yeahhh seee I purchased my first home, car

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Seee I got it

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That

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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Priviledged

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Just got job in good market that's it

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I am really friustrated with everyone having job right now and not empathizin

obsidian crater
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ropium

native mango
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Lol

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And also I am frustrated with job applications and recruiters and everyone

obsidian crater
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same bro

native mango
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asking why you want a job?

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Why this company ?

obsidian crater
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I got 100% on an OA and got rejected later

native mango
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Bullshitttttttttttttt

obsidian crater
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ngmi

native mango
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Everyone needs a job

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I can feel you bro

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Ikr

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I will curse everyone

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Who is hiring or having a hob

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job*

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And all shit

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Pretending all good on linkedin

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Positivity max on linkedin

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Only if everyone was that kind in real life

wet jacinth
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This chat is free therapy. We're not making money anyway. HideThePain

native mango
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Selfish ************* people all around

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Looooooooooooooool

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YEs

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IKR

high owl
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Keep venting bro

native mango
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Write what you feel

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Lol

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Thanks a lot

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🙂

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❤️

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😄

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Atleast we can vent

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That's good

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Thanks for this

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Friends don't emapthize

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because they have job

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Lol

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Yes

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Yes

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I did masters

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HEheh

wet jacinth
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Graduated from Masters

native mango
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Looooooooooool

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PHd?

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physical hard damage?

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Lol

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Phd is an option

obsidian crater
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rope isn't a meme

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I consider everyday

native mango
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rope is an emotion

high owl
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We are all in this together 🎶

south sable
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rope is the moment

high owl
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Rope is a religion

native mango
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Yes

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ROPE is a religion

wet jacinth
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we are rope!

high owl
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Wait same no cap

native mango
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I am here for my parents only otherwise 2 years ago rope

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😦

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Bad bad time

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I have been facing bad things since I cam to USA

native mango
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Yeah

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But everything has been bad for me

raw plank
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rope is scary for ppl that find you

native mango
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Since 1st year to USA

high owl
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Sth that’s painless for sure

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Quick and painless

native mango
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Was strugging for internship

raw plank
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wouldnt want to do that to anyone I know

signal jewel
high owl
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Rope sounds uhhh. A bit too much

native mango
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As well

high owl
native mango
obsidian crater
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Height is good

high owl
#

If you fail yep :’(((

obsidian crater
#

Or OD

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Best is if you're GC or US citizen

#

A glock does the job

signal jewel
native mango
#

Okayy

#

Yeah go on

#

Just everyone vent

raw plank
#

this chat about to get deleted like 2022_grads

#

thanos snapped

native mango
#

BEcause it will make us feel better

obsidian crater
#

I hate my life

#

I hate muh life

signal jewel
#

i gave all my might to get a summer intern bro. what else should i fuckin do

native mango
#

Yes

#

New born it is!

obsidian crater
#

yes

native mango
#

We want to born again

#

Just vent it all out. whatever you feel. I am startign to feel better after venting

#

I hate everyone who has a job right now

#

And got because of their luck

#

Just ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

high owl
obsidian crater
#

yes

native mango
#

I don;t know what to feel right now

#

What even

native mango
#

So much struggle just to get same lowkey job that people got in one shot

signal jewel
native mango
#

Why so difficult

#

I want fucking Google job now

#

After 2-3 months

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Or FAANG

rain patio
high owl
signal jewel
wet jacinth
#

I did 900+ LC but didn't get 1 tech interview in the past 4 months HideThePain

rain patio
#

oh I didn’t have a referral but I ended up getting ghosted by them and then fixed it and got OA

native mango
#

Everyone with job is a best friend now

#

Ehhe

#

No money to get therapy

rain patio
#

Therapy = alcohol

native mango
signal jewel
obsidian crater
#

therapy is cope

wet jacinth
native mango
#

Thanks

rain patio
#

bro u are a leetcode warlock

raw plank
#

holy shit neetcode is that you

wet jacinth
raw plank
#

he has come to save us

#

and give us jobs

obsidian crater
#

he is not neetcode

rain patio
#

Gonna make ur stats my wallpaper to remind me to do better

south sable
obsidian crater
#

neetcode is some other dude

#

this is neetcode

wet jacinth
pine topaz
#

Just got a job scam interview with an "alumni" in linkedin dogesmile becasreful guys

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want me to pay them 500 dollars before I can work with them dogesmile

obsidian crater
#

bro even revature rejected me

solemn kite
#

why?

obsidian crater
#

it's actually over

high owl
#

Sheeeesh

south sable
#

take it

#

better than nothing

high owl
obsidian crater
#

no

high owl
#

I wish I was

rain patio
#

Got revature phone screen and then denied me cause graduation date

#

but they reached out to me first 💀

#

Hell ye

high owl
#

WITCH companies mad sussy

rain patio
#

The recruiters name was “symone”

high owl
#

What did he do?

rain patio
#

What was his Google story

#

he prob enjoys content creation

raw plank
#

he worked at google for over a year

native mango
#

Lol

raw plank
#

he's just a guy tbh. graduated with bachelors only in 2020

native mango
#

Yes

#

I don't know yaar

#

I don't yoi what to do right bow

#

How to plan

#

How to do anything

#

I am sad

#

What are you guys doing?

high owl
#

Aw hell naw

swift falcon
high owl
swift falcon
#

might just be entering manic part of manic depression idk

native mango
#

All my friends got job and they are chilling and all. I am not in same page as them

high owl
#

Imagine saying doing LC better than google full time. But hey, if it makes more money fk it

native mango
#

They are on same pages enjoung and hanging around

grizzled bronze
native mango
#

Hahaha

#

I want gym

#

No money for gym

high owl
swift falcon
native mango
#

No yes

swift falcon
#

and seeing them advertise legit projects etc

native mango
#

Yes

#

Yes

#

:(((

swift falcon
#

gave me a wake up call tbh

native mango
#

Everyone enjoying hanging out

#

Why should I hang out with them

#

To listen to their office gossip

#

Eat with them outside whrn I don't have money

#

Spend time with them after their job time

#

Why

#

I don't want to

#

They have 401 k H1B issues

#

And I don't have a job

#

My problems are bigger and different from them

#

🤒🤒🤒🤒

high owl
#

I agree. A lot more stable fs.

#

Dam

native mango
#

But how to stop

#

They are just hanging

#

Around

#

And posting

#

Photos

#

Nohody to empathize

#

Or even Ask

#

How are you feeling

raw plank
native mango
#

-.-

raw plank
#

try getting a job

wet jacinth
#

hehe

solemn kite
#

don't compare yourself - everyone earns things at different points in their life

high owl
#

We will all make it prayge

solemn kite
#

it's not a competition

vital meteor
#

hes just like us fr

high owl
#

Just keep going homie

solemn kite
#

yeah, and if you push people away just because they have things you don't, you

#

you'll lose valuable friends *

#

and be more depressed

native mango
#

Yesss

#

But what

#

Valuable friends are not empathizing

#

What do i do

#

Ehh

#

How not to compare

high owl
#

Head down and grind. That’s what I did p much

native mango
#

They are added on snapchat insta

raw plank
#

tbh what would you do if this was the other way around? U got offers straight out of school while one of your friends didnt

solemn kite
#

try to make new friends. try to tell them that you need help venting/talking it out

high owl
#

Or find new friends yeah

raw plank
#

what would you do that you expect them to do to help you out

#

I can't rly think of anything besides a few referrals

rain patio
#

pass them the sauce

raw plank
#

besides giving straight cash KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION that would be nice

solemn kite
#

talking to people irl alleviates anxiety at least

native mango
#

I used to do even when I was in struggle myslef

#

To their pity things

#

Wowo

fallen fox
native mango
#

I used to listen

fallen fox
#

jobless for 8 months now

#

my mental health is a disaster

native mango
#

But now they are not there to ask or listen

#

Ehehehhehe

#

So much valuable

#

I hate all now

fallen fox
#

just cut your friends off until you get a job KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

solemn kite
fallen fox
#

thats what im doing rn

native mango
#

Yes

fallen fox
#

watching your friends make money while your jobless is suicide fuel

native mango
#

No one is that ready toh listen

#

They are like yeah i can understand and shit but thei dont

high owl
native mango
#

Ehh why would they listen they in their won fairytale

high owl
#

It’s actually rope fuel

obsidian crater
#

Bro it is

#

My friend is making 140K

#

He bought a 55K car

native mango
#

Yes

#

Same

obsidian crater
#

Goes to coachella

native mango
#

Yea

obsidian crater
#

etc

native mango
#

Same

obsidian crater
#

He did less LC than I did bro

native mango
#

Yes same

high owl
#

Sheeeesh

native mango
#

Buying stuff

high owl
#

Dudes vibing

fallen fox
#

rope

native mango
#

Partying

#

Also

#

Eating put

solemn kite
#

bro wtf cares how much y'alls friends make

native mango
#

Eating at fancy restaurants

#

Going out

rain patio
#

I WANT ALL THAT

high owl
solemn kite
#

they're on their path - you're on yours

fallen fox
#

it's more like if you're jobless you're also struggling to pay bills and rent and all that

high owl
#

Just do what you can

native mango
#

Car, fancy shoes, fancy restaurants, trips

#

Eheheh

#

And all that

#

If I uninstall snapchat I won't be able to follow Whats up with them

vital meteor
#

well what do you want them to do, cry with you or something

native mango
#

Not cry

fallen fox
#

they can rope with me KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

native mango
#

Lol

rain patio
obsidian crater
#

who tf said we want them to do anything

rain patio
#

And $$$$$$

native mango
#

Yes

wet jacinth
#

You can straight up ask them what you want them to do. I bet you don't even know what you want from them.

native mango
#

Who tf said

raw plank
#

sugar daddy

native mango
#

Lol

solemn kite
rain patio
#

I want sugar mommy

solemn kite
#

but if you keep comparing, you're going to become more and more bitter

native mango
#

Going to gym and all that and joking with me that I don't go to gym

#

Wow

solemn kite
#

atleast try to not compare

native mango
#

They should fucking have some empathy

solemn kite
#

okay yeah that's rude

native mango
#

They should fucking have some kindness an all

#

And understand

#

I am motivated more then them

#

some harsh reality

#

And joking with me

#

Enough of everything!

#

I am just frustrated with all@of the@

#

frustration

#

I am reallly really frustrated

#

It's not just job it's everything related to that

#

Without job you are not able to focus on anything else

#

It all come down to money

#

At the end

#

You don't want to go outside and enjoy.

#

Because it all comes to that ultimate sadness

#

Can't watch movie without guilt

#

Can't go to india without money

#

International shit

#

😇

#

Much wow

#

Can't meet family because no job

#

No money

#

Struggle alone!

pine topaz
#

watching movie without guilt reminds me of

#

inflation is down guys, we are all going to make it prayge

#

hopefully august openings are nicer

raw plank
#

my daily activities include hiding from friends and family sadge

stray lark
#

Is the job market better now?

obsidian crater
#

no

raw plank
#

no

stray lark
#

It’s worse?

obsidian crater
#

about the same

#

no entry level is hiring

stray lark
#

There’s no entry level jobs?

obsidian crater
#

for 2024

#

some places have opened up their apps

stray lark
#

Where are there new grab jobsC

#

?*

wet jacinth
#

yes, where are they? sad_kermit

stray lark
#

Also how long does it take the average person to pay off student loans

lost ether
swift falcon
#

august 1st its gonna be like nuclear bomb

#

all the positions will be opened

#

we’ll all get hired

pine topaz
split igloo
#

idk but it sounds like market gets nuked and nothing left

#

hope that inflation goes down

#

and they start hire again

raw plank
#

just did revature assessment KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION pray for me bois

vagrant rain
high owl
#

If you have no other choice it’s not the worst option

raw plank
#

they are low pay and predatory contract, but my only concern is if i'll even get a contract KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION they arent hiring as much

#

even revature was better 2 years ago copium

vagrant rain
raw plank
#

job

#

even better, tech job

vagrant rain
#

ah, well how long have u been searching for in general?

raw plank
#

I graduated december 2022

#

they contract you out to bigger witch companies

#

and you do stuff depending on whats needed

#

java, .net, frontend or whatever

cloud zinc
#

fucked up part of the interview because I was sweating like a soda machine throughout the meeting

#

Killed it during the assessment portion. Apparently it was only one SQL scenario and three questions on making tables and selecting data

#

it was incredibly weird because they didn't use a live coding session. Instead, they presented a PDF and wanted me to verbally explain my answer

rain patio
#

What company wtf

cloud zinc
cloud zinc
#

it was literally: "here is the schema for a restaurant system. how would you create the table? Select the total cost of x if y. How would you select z if a field shows up at least once"

#

Also, I came up with a neat lie regarding family matters and masters application in order to excuse my gap in employment. It sounded like the lie worked because they didn't seem too bothered by the gap.

marble ivy
#

45k in NJ

grizzled bronze
#

This is why Conduent is still superior to Confluent, their remote jobs are remote anywhere in US thanospog

grizzled bronze
#

Maybe, but they've also posted past remote roles restricted to Texas, North Carolina, and some other states with the recruiter encouraging people in those locations to apply

unreal rampart
#

What does WITCH mean

#

And what’s wrong with them

#

I see thank you

narrow harbor
#

does WITCH hire all year round?

rain patio
#

Does Palantir hire F-1 students? I got an email from one of their recruiters asking to apply for new grad positions

rain patio
raw plank
native mango
#

Everything sucks

#

I don't feel good

static quarry
#

welcome to the club

rain patio
#

Anyone got their EAD this week?

grizzled bronze
#

@marble ivy is your Citi job for the ICG Tech Analyst new grad role or did you apply to a non new grad role?

#

The new grad role I saw had a range of $90K-$115K, I wonder if it's negotiable

raw plank
#

revature said 11 week unpaid pre training before a chance to be accepted into 11 week paid training PepeLaugh

marble ivy
grizzled bronze
raw plank
#

Are you sure? They still sent me the same email with paid training info

#

Don’t make me believe I was 1 month too late for revature copium copium copium copium

#

Probably sad_kermit what else do I do it’s been 7 months

raw plank
#

Rope

raw plank
#

Maybe I didn’t do so well on it

marble ivy
#

That’s like <1% roles, most r new grad or 3+ yoe

manic wedge
#

got laid off 1 month into NG role fml 😭 haven't found anything since

marble ivy
#

i think u can still apply to new grad for upto 1 year after

#

Ye it’s brutal

manic wedge
marble ivy
#

Dangg rip sry dude

manic wedge
#

yep 💀 literally the worst possible scenario to be in rn

prime palm
#

laid off because of like

#

team dissolving right

#

not like performance reasons

#

lol

manic wedge
prime palm
#

wait WHAT?

#

facebook new grad starting in may 2023?

#

did you get a return intern offer

manic wedge
prime palm
#

that's whacky tobaccy

#

i didn't get a return offer gg

manic wedge
# prime palm that's whacky tobaccy

fr, I try not to think about it too much cause it’s rope fuel 😭. just hoping things get to a point eventually where I can laugh about this prayge

manic wedge
#

all i really can do tbh

native mango
manic wedge
swift falcon
#

7 min till screen with recrooter

#

I want this job because 120k tc but don't want it because it doesn't look fun

fallen fox
#

rope

ebon moat
obsidian crater
#

my friend's corp only posting swe 2 and senior positions

native mango
#

Lol

native mango
#

Everyone write how many LC questions did you solve?

#

And what do you think how to proceed with LC?

swift falcon
#

waste of time KEK

#

idk how this person can look at my profile and not see that I'm not qualified for the role she wanted smh

hoary fern
native mango
#

Why so?

#

Do you know about this person?

hoary fern
native mango
#

Ok xD

#

lol

native mango
rain patio
#

Who is Anjali viramgama

native mango
#

Just random Linkedin person I came across

#

She just did undergrad here did internship at amazon and meta in good market days and now works at Microsoft got in good market days. Now charging $100 for a call for guidance.

rain patio
#

Lmao