2023_grads

[cloud zinc]

saw that posting and did a spittake. but I wanted to make sure that it was valid for the city that it was located

damn 25/hour?

[obsidian crater]

nope

[cloud zinc]

my most recent internship was 31/hr

holy shit

nevermind then

[obsidian crater]

US median income is $33K or something

50K is low for SWE yeah

[cloud zinc]

but if the rent at a third-party university housing is $1500/month, is it still worth considering?

[obsidian crater]

If you're desperate

[cloud zinc]

I see.

[obsidian crater]

I think some job > no job

[south sable]

You do whatever it takes to pay the bills

[obsidian crater]

Especially if you have 0 experience

You can always look for a new job while working there

[cloud zinc]

thank god for this server, I would've wasted my time sending an application that would've paid peanuts even with this shitty economy

[south sable]

If you're good without it, you can search for something else

[obsidian crater]

I mean 50-60K is really low for SWE

But imo any work > no work

You can always try government

[fallen fox]

[cloud zinc]

geico immediately rejected my application for their graduate program, so I'm pretty unlucky with insurance companies

fyi, this isn't a time-sensitive, critical question. I'm just planning ahead if RIT accepts my application for a masters program

[obsidian crater]

RIT has a good security program

I've been there to compete before

Campus is ok too

[cloud zinc]

I'm only interested in their software engineering program, since I've already completed their undergrad SE program before joining this server.

[obsidian crater]

ah

you must be loaded

if you can go to RIT

[cloud zinc]

In hindsight, I should've built my experience in secure software engineering prior to enrollment

[cloud zinc]

nah, I lucked out with coop programs and my parents work overtime at USPS

[obsidian crater]

fair enough

good luck

[cloud zinc]

Outside of paying for one or more semesters, I feel absolutely guilty with their slave labor covering my undergraduate education

Part of my intense desire to find a full-time SE job was to alleviate their burden by assisting them with loan payments

Regardless if you are desperate for finding work experience post-university, never work for USPS.

[obsidian crater]

if you really need a job badly

try applying to ARA

[cloud zinc]

I'm not in a severe need for finding a job at the moment. I am simply looking for work experience near Rochester

[paper basalt]

i briefly did work for Testlio, but it was bs money, 18/hr to do UX testing and most shifts were 2-4 hours long

but they do oddly specific stuff like US citizens with iphone 11 or do you have a garmin GPS

theres no interview or anything, just some competency training

and some very difficult duplicate bug submission exam

made a few hundred bucks doing it as a student

[elfin harbor]

tell me mroe please

[obsidian crater]

defense company with many open positions

[elfin harbor]

oo ty, did you or someoen uk work there

[obsidian crater]

yeah someone I know

[elfin harbor]

there doesnt seem to be that many openings for new grads? 🥲

[tacit grove]

this seems unending...trying to see even see a slither of light 😭

[quartz plinth]

is that applied research

[obsidian crater]

yeah

[quartz plinth]

i got resume rejected

😭

[quartz plinth]

average facebook Ls

[bold pier]

@elder forum You gave AWS cert exam right?

Where to get discound coupon for the exam :3
$150 too much!

[obsidian crater]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AWSCertifications/comments/11yccgh/aws_exam_vouchers_discounts_or_other_related/

[grizzled bronze]

United CEO's last name is Kirby
https://apnews.com/article/united-airlines-ceo-apology-e7754f237454390e3a5826be22d12b87

[bold pier]

You told theres some coupon or offer for something like free retake? Where do I find it

Thanks a lot!

[solemn spire]

Im so down bad. At this point i think masters is my only choice. One of my friend use to say “Give me lambo or give me debt”. It really is like that. 2nd option it is

[narrow harbor]

is it dumb of me/waste of time to create machine learning projects if i'm going for swe, cause ive read that most ml/ai stuff you need a masters

[bold pier]

No, you need 5 yoe right out for uni for entry level roles, education doesn't matter

[bold pier]

Dafaq is this @pulsar mural

[autumn iris]

prob

if u have machine learning on ur resume, they gunna ask you about math behind backpropogation

[cloud zinc]

Sounds like they took my idea on making a fake company to fudge work experience

I want royalties

/s

[silent storm]

what resources are you guys actively using to apply

apart from linkedin?

[willow shuttle]

!salary Google

[cerulean basin]

Unable to locate data on Google

[willow shuttle]

!salary degreed

[cerulean basin]

Unable to locate data on Degreed

[fallen fox]

!salary rope.com

[cerulean basin]

Unable to locate data on Ropecom

[worthy aspen]

where are you typically looking for startups? YC?

[autumn jolt]

This guy has 4 offers

[split igloo]

1500 Apps

wow mad lad

respect

[worthy aspen]

u got link for that sub

[lucid sonnet]

Do you have a link for this? Would like to read the complete article

[worthy aspen]

found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/leetcode/comments/14p4zxr/guide_for_cracking_jobs_for_international/

[autumn jolt]

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/14p48id/guide_for_cracking_jobs_for_international/

[fallen fox]

this guy has 3 y.o.e, he isn't even applying to NG roles

[split igloo]

My EAD hasn't been approved.. instead of working, gotta play some Cities skylines

[bold pier]

I think my Vodaphone recruiter from UK doesn't have international calling, bad call on having a phone round instead of video

[vital meteor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/14p48id/guide_for_cracking_jobs_for_international/

[autumn iris]

just have 3 YOE, a graduate degree, and apply to new grad roles

[bold pier]

Don't call me out

What is that guy made of, 1500 apps 4 offers? I got 0 at 2k

[solemn spire]

All the jobs in linked in says I already applied

[grizzled bronze]

Holiday week, so we'll probably see more opportunities come up in the coming weeks

[tardy geode]

is the market improving ?

what's the consensus rn ?

[obsidian crater]

rope

sutali

[static quarry]

yes tech is doing good but they will probably be hesitant to jump back into aggressive hiring

market very volatile and so is the world rn

[tardy geode]

so basically not much has changed

[static quarry]

si

[tardy geode]

smh fk covid

[autumn iris]

just fixed resume

hopefully its okay now

[blazing oar]

[autumn iris]

my resume is too sht u dont wanna look at it

[south sable]

I'd be interested in roasting it - post it

[autumn iris]

[pulsar mural]

[bold pier]

We need workplace harassment training here

[south sable]

work gets done here?

[autumn iris]

[quartz plinth]

i just got out of a 3 hour startup interview

shit was brutal 😭

[tacit grove]

startup interviews are def tough

is this an early stage startup?

[buoyant pulsar]

Anyone here who has done interviews with Google? please dm me if possible 🙂

[quartz plinth]

yeah

[south sable]

how long is a reasonable time for someone to tell you that they have the candidates for a job?

Non-cs related

I got called while doing something else and made the mistake to postpone until an hour after

Called about 6 times in the 2 hours after and they didn't pick up

They message back after the 6th time and say 'we got the candidates. Please stop calling"

And I'm like if you saw my calls, you could have sent me a message earlier

[quartz plinth]

how’s the epic process?

[polar fox]

what questions do you guys think could be asked if the interviewer said it will be on 'knowledge of data pipelines' ??

[autumn iris]

maybe they were calling for rejection?

Also it's kinda rude to call that many times back

u should just call once, and then send email to the recruiter/HR

[shrewd gust]

Does anyone have a word template for resume, that has worked well?

[vagrant star]

yeah calling 6 times is pretty excessive lol

[obsidian crater]

probably ask you to make an ETL pipeline

[split plaza]

I was promised more jobs in July

where job

[tardy geode]

its in 2021

[autumn iris]

[tacit grove]

anything open up today?

didn't see anything on linkedin

ugh

[tacit grove]

can we take a time machine literally wish it was beginning of 2022

[quartz plinth]

how was it

[coral finch]

How

You wish covid is back?

[grizzled bronze]

Independence day holiday this week, the coming weeks should be better

[tacit grove]

Thanks 🙏

[blazing oar]

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-meme-ezreal-league-of-legends-starguardians-gif-26095110

[south sable]

I mean I get it but they're the ones calling me back - why don't they send me a message about after the first few times? I get if they're not around to pick it up but if you've seen my calls, it's not being communicative as a recruiter if you don't say anything

I guess they expected me to just forget it if they didn't say anything

[south sable]

Will follow for next time - it's a bit more respectful of both of our times

[sullen hull]

Anyone getting responses from Meta?

[tacit grove]

Yeah I don't get get why people do that, it's so disrespectful

[cloud zinc]

stupid question: is it worth applying to jobs if you've been accepted to a masters program?

I am a month away from being unemployed for a whole year after graduating

if anything the masters will only help me get a new grad role

[bold pier]

As long as you are not burying yourself in debt, because no degree guarantees a job.

Except for Masters from Ivy league maybe

[crimson stump]

Hey guys did anyone have an interview with Walmart recently?

[cloud zinc]

Of course no degree guarentees a job. What I meant was that companies will consider me a "new grad" if I apply while I'm still in school

[worthy aspen]

i think they are gonna consider you for positions that are of intern

[cloud zinc]

That's also another positive

[worthy aspen]

new grad expectations are that you'll be working full-time, and with a full-time MS degree, doing a full time job is not too easy, so companies would rather have you in as an intern unless you are doing a part time MS

[cloud zinc]

I can live with that. At least there are internship postings available

Opposed to the nonexistant new grad roles

[worthy aspen]

yeah, i mean i just graduated with a MS and it seems like MS kids who are currently in school scored more offers(internships) than I scored interviews for full time

end of the day a MS degree won't get you much if the economy is tight

[cloud zinc]

damn

[modest rampart]

but doing an ms now might be good, the economy might be fixed when you graduate

[halcyon topaz]

anyone have companies hiring new grads rn off the top of their head

[split igloo]

prob small startup or companies on YC

[swift falcon]

christofuh

it died on the vine

[sonic wharf]

amazon warehouse is always hiring

[fallen fox]

rope

[bold pier]

Not enough

[swift falcon]

shotgun shell helmet

[bold pier]

I'm a visual learner

[swift falcon]

|| https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2rzvz2/til_that_40_years_ago_a_boy_constructed_a_suicide/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button||

tw: sewer slide

[pulsar mural]

[cloud zinc]

looked through the entire imgur, and I gotta say how overengineered this doohicky was

[bold pier]

So jobs open tommo? Or recruiters need another day to cool off

[tacit grove]

I really hope things open tomorrow

[timber rock]

My recruiter said jobs are opening tomorrow

[cloud zinc]

what company?

[timber rock]

🤭

[rain patio]

What company?

[quartz plinth]

has anyone done the epic oa

[solemn spire]

5 apps, 5 rejects

[obsidian crater]

Yahkuna Trading

[rain patio]

Thank you

[shrewd ivy]

I done it, was very weird and asked u to code in their made up language

Like 4 lc and some random math? questions

[jaunty basalt]

Wait until you realize they actually use that language

[static quarry]

Old mission is not automatic oa

[raw plank]

The 4 LC questions weren’t difficult but you just code in a text box and can’t run your code or debug

[tacit grove]

linkedin postings today were dry

ugh

nothing new

[wind drum]

don't most companies have today as a holiday

[chilly burrow]

Depends on the other unicorn

But typically I'd go with the other unicorn, unless thr crypto startup id smth really special

Technically not a unicorn

But I would def go ❄️

It's crypto trading tho

Is that really better than ❄️

[wind drum]

crypto trading startup is sus as hell

and yeah snowflake is hard to beat

[chilly burrow]

❄️ is a top tier company

Not much better imo

Oh yeah, I agree 👍

[split igloo]

I think the market will remain dry af for few months more factoring in inflation and economy

tough times :/

[fallen fox]

rope

[quartz plinth]

thanks

[quartz plinth]

thanks

[autumn iris]

another day of grinding

[pulsar mural]

:COPIUM: another day of resting

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/earthworm-jim-bored-jump-rope-gif-12788365

[autumn iris]

another day of studying keeps the unemployment away

[unreal rampart]

What’re types of companies to stay away from rn

[autumn iris]

meta

[topaz stream]

Twitter

[rain patio]

What would be a good salary for Texas, entry level no experience

[bold pier]

$80k +- $10k since I think Texas is LCOL

[quartz plinth]

what abt 50k nyc

[bold pier]

I live in NYC with 0k rn

[quartz plinth]

[severe pendant]

What would be a good salary for Los Angeles, entry level no experience

[solemn spire]

Anyone bagged an offer

[bold pier]

I got bags under my eyes if that counts

[severe pendant]

😭

[gleaming lodge]

Any companies currently hiring newgrads

[raw plank]

U found smth for that?

[signal echo]

lazy cat

[pulsar mural]

[tardy geode]

hi

@pulsar mural

@pulsar mural

[pulsar mural]

[tardy geode]

L3 Harris 💀

[grizzled bronze]

Conduent and JPM

More companies are gonna start coming out in the coming weeks

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-meme-ezreal-league-of-legends-starguardians-gif-26095110

[bold pier]

Yfyrfyvutfegybyeadgh9ohhib887gbub

[rain patio]

Thank you, what companies

[fallen fox]

oceangate

[timber rock]

ceo (new grad) (immediate start)

[split plaza]

Yubikey?

[obsidian crater]

I've heard Yahkuna Trading is hiring

Their interview process involves writing a 27 layer CNN to identify manuls with an accuracy rate higher than AlexNet in the OA

[static quarry]

@pulsar mural

[rain patio]

[grizzled bronze]

Stay tuned on LinkedIn to find out!

[fallen fox]

ngl perfect job for me

[autumn iris]

how hard would it be to make a job opening on linkedin anyways

[swift falcon]

bro how tf we still unemployed

[autumn iris]

like if u made one to see the applicants who applied

and then make some random ass interview process

oh

companies have to pay to post

unlucky

[main condor]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[grizzled bronze]

I'm expecting better results for 2024 new grad, hang in there

[quartz plinth]

@raw plank @clear basin what stages did you guys get rejected from epic at?

if you don’t mind me asking

[raw plank]

Like 2 weeks after oa lol

[cloud zinc]

same

[dire carbon]

has anyone interviewed at cisco before? Just wondering what would round 1 interview be like

[serene nymph]

anyone interviewed at citadel for swe?

[quartz plinth]

damn bruh

ass af

[quartz plinth]

good luck 😂

[serene nymph]

i wanna know the oa questions 🥲

[floral cliff]

Anyone interviewed at Nimble Robotics??

[solemn kite]

oh yeah i got their challenge a while back - are you taking about their OA?

[floral cliff]

I finished their challenge. I wanted to ask if anyone here has given an interview with them.

[clear basin]

After OA/phone

[quartz plinth]

how do you think you did on the OA?

[clear basin]

Did ok, but definitely didn't get everything correct

[oblique wasp]

Is alarm.com not hiring F1s? Did any international student get a call back from alarm.com?

[blazing oar]

Cit has like the same set of questions for every year lol

[glossy shard]

Any international student still on the job hunt? my opt started and still no call backs, its looking grim rn

[obsidian frost]

Yeah. My opt is about to start. Got call backs from a few but then H1-B sponsorship was a Big NO,hence the candidacy was NO

[glossy shard]

thats good, yeah the sponsorship is an issue, I think this country jebaited most of us big time

[solemn spire]

Aye yo someone make a randomass company so I can fill in my gaps

[obsidian frost]

Yeah

[cloud zinc]

22

[glossy shard]

23

[cloud zinc]

one of the jobs I'm applying to has a dropdown for choosing ethnicity, and American was an option

[bold pier]

Any work experience?
I only hear back from borderline illegal Indian consultancies. But I guess something better than nothing

[fallen fox]

december 2022 still unemployed

[topaz stream]

Probably was for native Americans, right?

[cloud zinc]

Nope. It just said american

If what you were saying is true, then it's still pretty odd move to shorten the term Native American to just "American".

Also, nice Luffy pfp

[autumn iris]

[topaz stream]

Thanks

[pulsar mural]

:peepof:

[obsidian crater]

yak

[static quarry]

@pulsar mural

[quartz plinth]

@peak pike did you ever do the epic final

[dire carbon]

how long did you take to finish oa?

[solemn spire]

did anyone managed to get interview with fidelity ?

[obsidian frost]

All I get is rejects from them

[solemn spire]

yea I wanna know what kind of resume is making into interview

[shrewd juniper]

Jakes resume

[static quarry]

explain to me

how old mission rejects me on one email and then sends OA on other

...

is it really just rng

[loud flare]

they just sent me OA as well, isnt it automatic

[static quarry]

idk i got rejected

so i applied again with another email

and got OA

like tf

[solemn spire]

wait same resume?

[static quarry]

i did very minor change

like added location and added a bullet point

[obsidian frost]

A guy just got into Amazon with chill interviews because his mom had contacts. And here we are grinding since forever only to get rejected.

[fallen fox]

if ure from a shithole school like mine i bet they ask dp hards

[dire carbon]

do you guys think new grad can pass the resume for the role requiring 2+years of professional experience?

[loud flare]

how about dont put your graduation year, not sure if that helps to pass the resume check

or make it worst

[dire carbon]

haven't don't it before. but makes sense

[static quarry]

Facts

[quartz plinth]

2 hours ish

[obsidian frost]

Lol. I am a former intern. But I feel contacts do matter in the sense of getting interviews since the headcount is too low.

[autumn iris]

[quartz plinth]

link?

[pulsar mural]

:ducknotes:

[split igloo]

As an Intl. accepting a crappy job offer, leaving the work as a side hustle, looking for a girl. Then marry to US citizen. Sounds like a plan

[pulsar mural]

[split igloo]

not going back to school, waiting for my work permit 🥲

I think GC based on marriage is sure fire then H1B

it's not consultancy

small startup

nah, I know a girl in long island

kinda on and off due to my job hunt

or what about marrying a hot girl in tech job making bags

Idk who that is but

I can be a good housewife

21st c, men can work on house chores and women make 7 figures feeding husband

my dream

[wet jacinth]

now where do I find these women?

[obsidian crater]

I already found @pulsar mural

[autumn iris]

GC based on marriage is hard from wat i heard

theres a huge ass process to do it

[obsidian crater]

Wait until you hear about GC normally

Same huge ass process

[cloud zinc]

Finally got an interview after two-to-four weeks of nothing

[timber rock]

my recruiter said green cards are done

[split igloo]

my friends said "smash raw and hope for the best"

[pine topaz]

Marry a homeless person, they will want to be with you for financial security, shelter, food. Get a prenup you are in control of the relationship becuase of your financial dominance. Divorce her after a while.

[obsidian crater]

lmao

homelessmaxxing

[pine topaz]

Oh sorry, I thought you were talking about the best way to get a GC via marriage

@wet jacinth

[rain patio]

dats some chud logic

[pine topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sanriokill-excited-anime-shy-anime-anime-gif-20724961

Yes

Canadian

[autumn iris]

citizenship is overrated

[obsidian crater]

[autumn iris]

1 month left til i see how job applying is going to be

can't be that bad right

no

[grizzled bronze]

Only if you're a cute woman

[autumn iris]

but wat if i already have a stable life

idk wat r ur definitions of a stable life anyways

its doomed if u live on west coast

even if u work in big tech, u cant buy a house

at least in cali u cant

[timber rock]

@pulsar mural

[autumn iris]

i dont think fire is even that hard

as long as u dont have any debt

all HCOL areas r bad

pretty sure only way to FIRE easily is literally remote job in midwest/south

Austin and Houston is expensive now

i know a bunch of people everywhere, they all say the same thing

[copper quarry]

Hey, quick question, my friend received an offer from Amtrak, she is an international student but HR hasn’t confirmed that they provide sponsorship. They have been informed about the visa and haven’t really said anything about it. Does someone here know if Amtrak provides sponsorship?

She was an undergrad who will be on OPT

[devout prawn]

are 2023 grads fucked? or do we apply for stuff coming out this next couple months? I got a rejection from perpay saying theyre only looking for 2024 grads and am wondering if most companies have the same mindset for those of us who just graduated

[autumn iris]

u can still work for any company on OPT

they all citizens

[autumn iris]

just googled it, apparently they can

but its probably department based

they r a huge ass company

[copper quarry]

ya online it says they do, she has an offer for engineering role

[autumn iris]

[autumn iris]

shes better off asking the recruiter

or HR

[copper quarry]

She did, they are just not on top of things, haven’t replied even after a couple follow ups, trying to reach out to other people on the team

[autumn iris]

if anyone cares, AWS has a discount, 50% for associate exam if u take before sept

[bold pier]

send kink

link*

[grizzled bronze]

I'm just gonna wait to get a job and then expense it for 100% off

[autumn iris]

https://pages.awscloud.com/GLOBAL-ln-GC-Traincert-Associate-Certification-Challenge-Registration-2023.html

[autumn iris]

^

[bold pier]

https://tenor.com/view/duhaaz-yay-socks-gif-17328759

[autumn iris]

certs to help u get interview

[rain patio]

Will it be sus to leave out graduation date, to have more change of getting interviewed?

[halcyon topaz]

would that really help?

[autumn iris]

no

you literally have to post ur graduation date on the application form anyways

dont see how this would help

[sonic wharf]

Get ready folks to start grinding for those ft jobs. Finding your first job is the hardest task you will ever face in your life, 100x harder than your most difficult class in college. I’m a 2023 new grad and I kid you not I underestimated how brutal the job hunting is until I’ve gone through it myself. Don’t expect to make big $ unless you work for big tech or hft. You can still make decent $ but not crazy six figures. I’m talking something like 70-100k range will be your realistic expectation for total comp. I’m a 2023 grad fyi

It’s copy pasta lol

Hey there’s nothing wrong with PHP

[blazing oar]

:(

[fallen fox]

Get ready folks to start grinding for those ft jobs. Finding your first job is the hardest task you will ever face in your life, 100x harder than your most difficult class in college. I’m a 2023 new grad and I kid you not I underestimated how brutal the job hunting is until I’ve gone through it myself. Don’t expect to make big $ unless you work for big tech or hft. You can still make decent $ but not crazy six figures. I’m talking something like 70-100k range will be your realistic expectation for total comp. I’m a 2023 grad fyi

[timber rock]

Get ready folks to start grinding for those ft jobs. Finding your first job is the hardest task you will ever face in your life, 100x harder than your most difficult class in college. I’m a 2023 new grad and I kid you not I underestimated how brutal the job hunting is until I’ve gone through it myself. Don’t expect to make big $ unless you work for big tech or hft. You can still make decent $ but not crazy six figures. I’m talking something like 70-100k range will be your realistic expectation for total comp. I’m a 2023 grad fyi

[pine topaz]

Get ready folks to start grinding for those ft jobs. Finding your first job is the hardest task you will ever face in your life, 100x harder than your most difficult class in college. I’m a 2023 new grad and I kid you not I underestimated how brutal the job hunting is until I’ve gone through it myself. Don’t expect to make big $ unless you work for big tech or hft. You can still make decent $ but not crazy six figures. I’m talking something like 70-100k range will be your realistic expectation for total comp. I’m a 2023 grad fyi

[split plaza]

Get ready folks to start grinding for those ft jobs. Finding your first job is the hardest task you will ever face in your life, 100x harder than your most difficult class in college. I’m a 2023 new grad and I kid you not I underestimated how brutal the job hunting is until I’ve gone through it myself. Don’t expect to make big $ unless you work for big tech or hft. You can still make decent $ but not crazy six figures. I’m talking something like 70-100k range will be your realistic expectation for total comp. I’m a 2023 grad fyi

[oblique wasp]

[obsidian crater]

Get ready folks to start grinding for those ft jobs. Finding your first job is the hardest task you will ever face in your life, 100x harder than your most difficult class in college. I’m a 2023 new grad and I kid you not I underestimated how brutal the job hunting is until I’ve gone through it myself. Don’t expect to make big $ unless you work for big tech or hft. You can still make decent $ but not crazy six figures. I’m talking something like 70-100k range will be your realistic expectation for total comp. I’m a 2023 grad fyi

[grizzled bronze]

Don't worry folks, there's no need to panic about grinding for those full-time jobs just yet. While finding your first job can be challenging, it's important to keep things in perspective. While the job market can be competitive, it's not necessarily true that it's 100 times harder than your most difficult college class.

It's also important to remember that the job market is constantly evolving, and there are various factors at play. While it may be true that working for big tech companies or in high-frequency trading (HFT) can offer higher salaries, there are still plenty of opportunities in other industries where you can make a decent income.

Salary expectations can vary greatly depending on your field of study, location, experience, and other factors. It's important to research the job market and industry standards to get a realistic understanding of what you can expect in terms of compensation. While six-figure salaries may not be the norm for every entry-level position, it's possible to earn a respectable income in the range of $70,000 to $100,000, depending on your qualifications and the job market conditions.

Remember to stay positive, be proactive in your job search, and utilize various resources available to you, such as networking, internships, career services, and online job platforms. With the right approach and perseverance, you can increase your chances of finding a fulfilling job that aligns with your skills and interests.

[tardy geode]

[halcyon topaz]

no jobs

[pure mauve]

Salary does not define your worth 💪

[bold pier]

It defines my face though, I really need a dentist visit but too broke

[sonic wharf]

250 or rope ngl

[woven folio]

[sonic wharf]

I’m kidding

That’s unrealistic

[gloomy crown]

Hi guys, i got a recruiter call from confluent for new grad role. Has anyone given recently.

[ornate cliff]

yall down for Malaysia?

[obsidian crater]

yes

see you in kuala lumpur

[raw plank]

Oh shit I was literally about to ask what the deal was with all these new postings

[obsidian crater]

we can share a room

actual palestine more appealing

that way no need to rope

just get hit by Israeli rocket

[ornate cliff]

LOL

[raw plank]

real

[ornate cliff]

looks simplify changed "Israel" to Palestine

respect

[obsidian crater]

tbh I think Hamas would execute me for being an atheist

[ornate cliff]

dw I'll put in a good word

[pine topaz]

Referred by @ornate cliff ? You are in a good spot

[ornate cliff]

oh shit mr lockheed is here

we're toast

[pine topaz]

Sup

[ornate cliff]

protect us pls

[pine topaz]

guess whose supplying the israeli rockets

and the IDF guns

[ornate cliff]

FACK

[pine topaz]

[obsidian crater]

Israel makes their own rockets and guns bro

They invented the Uzi and the Iron Dome

I think Lockheed gives Israel fighter jets though

[outer radish]

why is that a copy pasta

HIGHKEY the man is spitting facts

[static quarry]

thats what im saying

[zinc frigate]

I’m wondering anyone applied to the Production Engineer Univ Grad at Meta. Got hear back from recruiter?

[sullen hull]

You heard back?

[quartz plinth]

is it bad to ask for a referral if i’m planning on leaving before 6 months 💀

[grizzled bronze]

Yes that's bad, so ask someone on Blind instead of someone you know

[quartz plinth]

oh the people i ask aren’t any personal acquaintances, just alumni

or does that count as ppl i know

[grizzled bronze]

Then go for it

[topaz stream]

I got a faang internship (and 2 others) and graduated from a top 10 us cs school. Haven't heard back from them.

[finite light]

what do you mean? do you live in Canada?

[zinc frigate]

I even haven't applied yet 😭 Actually, I am asking, if someone heard back from the recruiter then I would like to ask for recruiter's name or email so I can send my resume to him/her. Just can't believe they closed so fast, I was about to apply today 😭

[glossy cloak]

Yeah i am currently interviewing with them. When did you apply?

[pastel bane]

Is your interview performance recorded? I applied for a job and did pretty well in the interviews but didnt get it due to hiring freeze. will they remember my interview performance or will I be treated like anyone who hasnt applied for it or even as a person who failed it?
I guess if it's the same recruiter he will remember?

[tacit grove]

did the recruiter schedule the call for next week or did you just receive the email to schedule the call?

[tacit grove]

when did you get the email to schedule a call and how long did they take to schedule the initial phone?

[gloomy crown]

It was an initial recruiter. She just mentioned about the recruitment process and the timeline.

[static quarry]

@pulsar mural

[bold pier]

Applied to 60 jobs today, 🪢 if I don't hear back from atleast 1

[unreal rampart]

My resume for conduent got rejected within 1hour of submission

[quartz plinth]

rip

[wary palm]

Anyone gave Sofi New Grad SDE interview?

[tacit grove]

they are still hiring? do you have an interview lined-up?

[tacit grove]

is this for the frontend position - hybrid or fully remote? when did you get the email to schedule a call and how long did they take to get back to schedule the initial phone?

[wary palm]

Gave an OA

[tacit grove]

for a new-grad position? which team?

[gloomy crown]

Its a front end new grad role remote

[tacit grove]

okay. when did you get the email to schedule a call and how long did they take to get back to schedule the initial phone?

[shadow pecan]

I would actually want to go lol

[wary palm]

Yes, Risks or something, not sure. The email doesn't say much, but it was a New Grad SDE role

[neon perch]

Guys, fellow dec ‘22 grad here. It’s been a rough 7 months. Almost a year of applying but still here without a sponsored full time offer. Have been with this startup to stop my clock since the last 5 months. Thinking about this entire timeframe just gives me heaps of anxiety and depression. I know everyone is going through their own struggles but I’m deadass lost now, I don’t know what is going wrong on my end. I know the market is tough but I have seen a few people land full time roles and I’m confident my profile isn’t bad. So any word of advices out there? I can send my resume if anyone would like to have a look. Thanks a lot and have a great day.

[timber rock]

My recruiter says hamas is done

[split igloo]

keep applying and grinding just hope for the best ngl

or it may sound like a joke, but marry to citizen

u got this 🤴

[obsidian crater]

My recruiter said Yahkuna Trading reached headcount

[pine topaz]

“Don’t cry because its over. Smile because it happened.”

[obsidian crater]

It's ok you can still work with Yahkuna

[pine topaz]

she laid me off

0 severance

[obsidian crater]

Wtf

[pine topaz]

:l

[obsidian crater]

[vital meteor]

she?

[timber rock]

help

[obsidian crater]

yak is mean

[elder mango]

is it better to do jpmc oa asap or wait till you feel 100% about lc

[timber rock]

@pulsar mural thoughts? ^

[fallen fox]

Deciding whether to complete the JPMC (J.P. Morgan Chase) Online Assessment (OA) as soon as possible or wait until you feel 100% confident about your preparation depends on several factors. Consider the following points to make an informed decision:

Time sensitivity: If there is a deadline for submitting the OA or if the assessment is time-limited, it may be necessary to complete it sooner rather than later. Check the instructions or any provided information to determine if there are any time constraints.

Confidence level: Assess your current level of preparedness for the assessment. If you feel adequately prepared and confident in your abilities, completing the OA sooner can help you move forward in the selection process.

Opportunity cost: Evaluate the potential benefits and drawbacks of waiting. While waiting to feel 100% confident about your preparation may provide a sense of security, it could also delay your progress in the application process. Consider the opportunity cost of waiting, such as missing out on other job opportunities or prolonging the recruitment timeline.

Learning curve: Keep in mind that the JPMC OA and LC (LeetCode) have different formats and objectives. The OA may assess specific skills or competencies relevant to the position, while LC focuses more on general coding and problem-solving abilities. Even if you don't feel 100% confident about LC, it doesn't necessarily mean you won't perform well in the OA. Evaluate the overlap between the skills required for the OA and your LC preparation.

Ultimately, it's important to strike a balance between thorough preparation and progressing through the application process in a timely manner. Assess the factors mentioned above and make a decision that aligns with your goals, available time, and comfort level.

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/khabib-god-godisone-allah-muslim-gif-12689535

[solemn spire]

Thank you for your interest in the Software Developer (Front-end) position (Job ID: 239453). At this time, your application has not been selected to be part of our continued recruitment process for this position.

[grizzled bronze]

That helps a lot, thanks!

[bold pier]

Are you citizen?

[tacit grove]

reply from any yet?

[bold pier]

Yeah, rejects 😂

[tacit grove]

ugh I'm so used to it it doesn't even hurt anymore 😂

[bold pier]

Yeah don't care anymore, I'm grinding just so that my family can't complain I didn't try when I get deported

[tacit grove]

are you international as well?

[bold pier]

Yessir

[tacit grove]

when is your ead start date?

[bold pier]

Started in June 😂

[tacit grove]

so you have till september

[bold pier]

Yes, you international as well?

[obsidian crater]

yes

🪢

[fallen fox]

yes

[obsidian crater]

Being international: https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/748244629719220245.webp?size=160&quality=lossless

[bold pier]

I watched a documentary recently, we all can enter illegally through Mexico. Will buy us some time

[tacit grove]

hopefully things open up in the next week or so. Seems like a lot of ppl have been on PTO or OOO because of the long weekend 😭

[tacit grove]

Yes

[fallen fox]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-meme-ezreal-league-of-legends-starguardians-gif-26095110

[obsidian crater]

0TC

no homes

50% tax

[pine topaz]

stop it

wage stays the same, 80% increase in housing

im a landlord

[obsidian crater]

landchad, can I tip you 20% on top of my rent?

[pine topaz]

can i put an extra tenant in ur bedroom insetad my serf?

[obsidian crater]

As long as she's a cute girl yes

For example I would be ok rooming with @pulsar mural

[pine topaz]

okay, as long as you reproduce with your roomate and the baby pays rent as well

I will be okay with that

[obsidian crater]

ok

[fallen fox]

[thick grail]

Should I put down the job im starting in august on my resume even though I'm applying to new grad roles again this cycle? Will that look like a red flag because I'm trying to leave my current job within a matter of months?

[unreal rampart]

Would citadel consider Canadian applicants?

[potent mason]

anyone make it to the final interview for epic systems here?

[autumn iris]

more grinding

[solemn spire]

Did all the 2022 find job or something. Am I the only one left

[autumn iris]

@rain patio

[rain patio]

TC? or base

damm shouldve went to google last year 😭

[grizzled bronze]

Very. You don't need that, you've got offers at Snowflake and SoFi, you're already good at interviewing.

[vital meteor]

That's cool but when are they tm external

[gusty geode]

That’s how it works. An offer is an over, you did what other people didn’t. Pass the interviews.

Lol this is dumb. Your not missing out

Missing what?

[grizzled bronze]

Bro stop downplaying

you're good

[gusty geode]

What do you want out of quant places

they have nothing that those places don’t have

Money for what? You make more than enough at the other companies to do whatever the hell you want.

The money doesn’t mean anything. It won’t feel any different

[grizzled bronze]

yet

[gusty geode]

that money isn’t hardship money. That’s get out of jail money. Those other companies are also hardship money

Try working in one of those firms. It’s not just clock in clock out money.

Everyone so obsessed with more money when u can work half as much and still make more than enough

Wlb is good if ur very smart. U better be sure of that. And very driven for the work and the mission

If ur work isn’t making money for them in half a year you’re out the door for their next replacement

that’s just how it works

U can DM me

It’s enabled

[rain patio]

Wlb at tech isn't good either even at places like google and Microsoft according to friends and it's even worse at just about every other place in the silicon valley

Do you have on call?

[gusty geode]

I’m just talking to the people that just say quant but don’t know what it’s like. Like people who haven’t actually worked a real job before.

I’m not saying anything is easy. But people think getting the job is the hardest part. It’s just as hard staying in it.

[autumn iris]

who cares

just get employed

idk why people keep talking about FAANG when noones hiring

i'm also pretty sure that after making a certain amount, your Quality of life barely changes. Taxes are insane in those areas

and house prices over 2m

[tacit grove]

which areas?

[tardy geode]

Seattle , Bay area etc

HCOL ones ig

[tacit grove]

Right. 👍 Working remotely and sharing an apartment in these states will enable you to save. Otherwise, yes once everything adds up you are not saving as much, unless you have a 200k+ tc. TC should be high if you move to HCOL states otherwise there is no point.

[autumn iris]

all those jobs

are in person/hybrid

if remote was an option to make 200k, i think everyone would get the fk out of those areas

[tacit grove]

social life is better in Seattle/SF I think because there are a ton of things to do and other people your age + tech

[autumn iris]

thats not wat my friends told me

Seattle is a shthole

[tacit grove]

the other states I personally think are better to move to after 4/5 years

[tacit grove]

is it the weather or social?

[autumn iris]

drug addicts/etc

its super dirty too

[tacit grove]

oh!

[autumn iris]

as for SF, idk wat u mean by social life

u can go across the street and find other indians/asians in tech easily

but dating life is nonexistent

[tacit grove]

yeah I've heard + gloomy...but if you have friends there then it's fine

[autumn iris]

from wat i heard

idk if u count bars/clubs as social life, but u can find those anywhere

[tacit grove]

yeah I've heard that's how ppl usually fit in when moving to Seattlee

[autumn iris]

idk grass is greener sort of thing

[tacit grove]

i mean other external activites like hiking/paddle boarding/sports/nature stuff etc

[tacit grove]

yeah there is a plus and minus to every state

[rain patio]

dating in sf is really not too bad ime. Less clubs but more hinge/hobbies

[tacit grove]

also seattle doesn't have state tax I think that's why some people move

[tacit grove]

sf and seattle are the same I feel - cost and social life wise

[rain patio]

seattle has bad weather and amazon employees

[tacit grove]

yeah the weather is atrocious - gloomy all day everyday

[gusty geode]

Haha no way

Social life is not better in Seattle and sf

There’s more to do in Chicago and New York

[obsidian crater]

Seattle and SF are sausage fests

I hope you're gay

[gusty geode]

and meet some people in other fields. Those places are tech bubbles. There’s more to the world than tech.

[obsidian crater]

Yeah ngl tech bro bubble gets tiring

[rain patio]

is that why khabib trains in the bay?

bathtub bro shizz

[obsidian crater]

Yes

It's proven that spending time around other men increases testosterone

[autumn iris]

[obsidian crater]

[vital meteor]

so where is your ideal location

[autumn iris]

none, they r all bad

idk it really depends on wat u wanna do

so its all personal

[tardy geode]

mars

[rain patio]

nyc, la, tokyo, singapore

latter two with US pay and benefits

[wind drum]

why LA

that seems so different from the rest

[rain patio]

mostly weather

[verbal ore]

LA is young city

And not tech broified

And everyone there looks better

[rain patio]

i stayed mostly in ktown and venice so it wasn't too sprawly

[verbal ore]

But car culture in LA

[rain patio]

ngl im ok with driving

not a big car guy but driving is the only time i can actually listen to podcasts/audiobooks

[wet jacinth]

My Meta referral application got rejected today.

[golden agate]

sorry to hear that

[solemn spire]

Damn

[solemn gull]

Did anyone starting at Uber get an email from a recruiter with the subject “Connect on next steps”

My friend got that and the subject seems kinda sus

[quartz plinth]

anyone have jpmc link

just to make sure it’s the correct ng one

[tardy geode]

9k bonus, what does it mean exactly . is it that every one year you would get 9k ?

so every year 4.5k bonus ?

post tax?

[quartz plinth]

https://careers.jpmorgan.com/global/en/students/programs/software-engineer-fulltime

should i apply for this if 2023 grad and i want to start asap?

or diff listing?

[hoary tendon]

Yes 9k stocks which are not taxable until you withdraw them. So better liquidate when jobless.

[fossil jewel]

you'll start feb

[humble kelp]

anyone take jpmc assessment yet?

if so what difficulty level of questions were asked

[grizzled bronze]

I got fizzbuzz and reverse a string

No, I wish

[paper basalt]

shit i had an IBM OA once that asked to concatenate and return the string

was a few years ago

i was like, are u serious, but thier other problems were knapsack shit i didnt pass

[shadow pecan]

@grizzled bronze would we get jpmc

[tacit grove]

is the bonus number yearly usually or a totality of 4 years bonus?

is the bonus number listed in an offer over a span of 4 years or a 1 year bonus?

[potent mason]

anyone know how the jpmorgan ft oa is?

[fallen fox]

scroll up

[pine topaz]

@elder forum What are your thoughts on this subject?

[pine topaz]

That there was a massive decrease in job openings for a short amount of period in tech during 2023, in the U,.S, making it sound like the 'lost decade' becasue people the effects would last for a decade for people. But then job openings suddenly increased exponentionaly and everyone makes it into tech.

August openings

[tardy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/2omb-prayge-gif-24836247

[chilly burrow]

Did you learn how to use browser dev tools recently?

I rmbr I used to do stuff like this back when I first learned about em too

Good times

[oblique wasp]

Did anyone take the Citadel OA?

[neon panther]

It was easy

[neon panther]

It was medium

[potent mason]

did u take the ft one?

[neon panther]

Yes

[pine topaz]

hi friend
did u end up getting a job :3

[neon panther]

No

Im living in my daddy's basement rn

I dont have a SWE job, but I am a Discord mod at a fairly large server (around 300 peeps)

I dont get paid a salary, but we split donations

<@&868936794601828492>s

Should I join Sex House 💦

@admin

[autumn iris]

[pine topaz]

I hope your able to land one soon

[vital meteor]

Wagmi friends

[echo elbow]

yo anyone know of a discord for bank of america new grad

[weak ore]

Anyone here interviewed for Charles Schwab?

[oblique wasp]

boa had a new grad position?

[jagged dawn]

yo everyone, am unfamiliar with US job opening seasons (graduated from outside of country came with green card this week), is August - Sept around the time things pick up?

[echo elbow]

yeah

[obsidian crater]

yup

[jagged dawn]

Zamn, I see

Still trying to conceive this job market in this country

[lucid sonnet]

Yeah

[sullen hull]

Did anyone hear from Meta for SWE positions yet?

[split plaza]

Yes I got rejected from one of them, Submitted status on all the rest

[sullen hull]

Which one got rejected

[split plaza]

Software Engineer
Remote, US | Menlo Park, CA | New York, NY

[sullen hull]

Ahhh gotcha. Thanks.

[oblique wasp]

How is it?

[oblique wasp]

Does the status say "Not moving forward"? for the rejected one

[split plaza]

Yes

[oblique wasp]

Okay
I got that status on all 3 🥹

[lucid sonnet]

I got 2 medium LC questions

[elder mango]

i did jpmc hirevue and my video just didn’t work so it submitted with a black screen💀💀

[rain patio]

Elon has big plans. He is assembling the necessary pieces of his plan like the Avengers. All his companies, Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, Neuralink, and some other ventures that I can't even disclose, will come together and dominate the world. X will dominate your life and your every waking (and sleeping) moment. It will be the ultimate tech company. FAANG will be the new GE, Honeywell, or Motorola, etc soon. He is on-track to be the first trillionaire. Believers and fellow shareholders will be able to share a piece of this wealth and skeptics will fade into obscurity. It is an easy choice.

ALL HAIL X

#XMen #X

[blazing oar]

damn your apps are being looked at? I submitted the day it open and it’s still submitted

[hushed ember]

Applied for 3 positions. 2 SWE and 1 Research Engineer position. Both SWE roles rejected. RE position shows in review. But I think that is in review by default for any position.

[sullen hull]

Gotcha. Yeah, In review is default

[blazing oar]

Did you have referrals or smth? I thought submitted was default lol

[split plaza]

In review is not default

Unless you have a referral

[sullen hull]

Oh

Yeah

In review for referral. Submitted for apps

[solemn spire]

My friends about to be associated level while im jobless

[polar quail]

all hail x

[livid lark]

@potent mason can you check dms?

[solemn kite]

you mean X is gonna...give it to us?

[wise dome]

Did anyone get interviewed for S&P global - Data Engineer 1 position?

[hushed ember]

Different ppl achieve success with different pace. Trust me you need not start comparing. It only gives you mental stress and might make you feel insecure. Your time to shine will come just be patient and keep putting the hard yards.

[fallen fox]

december 2022 grads don't qualify for 2024 ng

it's over

https://tenor.com/view/wheniwasolder-gif-20838458

[tardy geode]

smh why tf is CSS so hard

i can't even align shit

[obsidian crater]

CSS is everything wrong with the internet

[tardy geode]

how tf do i get good at it , i am frustrated

also i was sick of LCing , so i thought i would build something

[obsidian crater]

CSS tutorial + lots and lots and lots of practice

CSS sucks which is why there are so many libraries for it

[tardy geode]

well still to layout , you gotta write css

[obsidian crater]

yup it's a PITA

[pine topaz]

display:flex 🙂

[rain patio]

How do i get new grad interviews? I have two internships at Amazon and still no interviews

[fallen fox]

rope

[rain patio]

what does it take honestly? even smaller companies reject me without interview

[tardy geode]

oh well hello friend , welcome to 2023 grads

[trail tundra]

Continue your streak at Amazon

[tardy geode]

[rain patio]

I graduate at the end of the year

[trail tundra]

ye Amazon ng

[fallen fox]

no return offer from zon?

[rain patio]

idk it ends in a few weeks

[tardy geode]

they didn't give rto's to Fall 2022 interns

[rain patio]

But my manager said she was inclined, don't think it means much though. They can always rescind later or just not make the offer

[fallen fox]

AMZAZON NG 2024 WHEN?

[rain patio]

huh? I already saud that

[fallen fox]

good sign for amazaon ng 2024

[rain patio]

so if my org has HC, I can get an offer?

[mossy bobcat]

how do I prep for a technical in 2 days 💀

[fallen fox]

🪢

[rain patio]

how do people find out about org related HC anyway, are there wikis for this?

[fallen fox]

best bet is to ask your manager

[quartz plinth]

you don’t

[rain patio]

I thought HC Planning is done by higher ups

[mossy bobcat]

rip

[fallen fox]

i wouldve roped myself if i got meta interview

[rain patio]

I built some internal tools using Java and AWS

[unkempt ether]

wait does this mean amazon isn't gonna be hiring as many swes for ng 2024

[fallen fox]

amazazon ng 2024

[unkempt ether]

[rain patio]

tbf a lot of new grads in amazon recently got in thru a 30 minute interview

Do I need to do anything else apart from just applying online to hundreds of companies?

[trail tundra]

It's never too early

[tardy geode]

even i thought so the same last year , still doomed

[rain patio]

Not a citizen, which is why I really want to ensure I get an offer. I have applied to Tesla and I know they hire F-1 students as well but they ghosted me

[tacit grove]

you're talking about currently?

I think things will get better in the next month. Could be too optimistic but I think so

[raw plank]

[tacit grove]

nevermind....maybe not 😞

[vital meteor]

Always believe

[rain patio]

That yogi would respond to my letters man? Sincerely yours this is stan

[tacit grove]

lmao hasen't responded to mine either...completely disappeared

[rain patio]

Dear Yogi I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
I'mma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

Dear yogi, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, "No"
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you yogi, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S.
We should be together, too

[jagged dawn]

Whats the time period that a new grad is considered a new grad in the US? Say, if you graduated in ‘23 would you still be liable for new grad postings that open in Fall (presumably for the ‘24 cohort)? Some say the new grad label is for a year after you graduate but idk

[fallen fox]

around a year or so after graduation

2024 ng roles seem to only consider those who graduated spring 2023 and beyond

it's over for fall 2022 graduates

rope

2023 ng is dead

also not enough experience for non-ng roles

rope

[fallen fox]

[raw plank]

just put your grad date as 2024

[fallen fox]

ng postings say april 2023 + anyway

goldman sachs, jp morgan, caterpilar

goldman sachs doesn't explicity mention a date but "must be a final year student"

nope

keep applying i guess

[raw plank]

Rope

[fallen fox]

also maybe i could transfer to a swe role in conduent

[autumn iris]

why is it so doom n gloom

[raw plank]

Rope is just ng vocabulary now

Almost used it when talking to some friends

Those 2021 mfs

[obsidian crater]

rope

[obsidian crater]

Conduent is more elusive than Citadel

Conduent rejected me, Citadel sent me an OA.

[vivid mango]

is leetcode down?

[obsidian crater]

yes

[fallen fox]

no $$$ for MS

[fossil jewel]

damn u actually got it?

[fallen fox]

nah im trying to transfer tho

[fossil jewel]

just show cat pics, ez offer

[fallen fox]

[obsidian crater]

He is a janitor at my company

Yahkuna Trading

[fossil jewel]

where everyone applying the past week

[fossil jewel]

sanitary technician at a world class trading company

nah jpmc lol

[obsidian crater]

not intl

jpmc doesn't

I think hater was ng

[fossil jewel]

nah

us citizen

[fossil jewel]

i did summer internship in 2022 and took the ng offer when i couldnt get something better

[timber rock]

Im a did a meet the duckies

[fossil jewel]

duckies

[timber rock]

Also a mischievous goat

[obsidian crater]

where the manool's at?

[pulsar mural]

:pepehappy::duckies:

[timber rock]

Made them into macaroni

[pulsar mural]

[timber rock]

stop with the 😋 reactions it was ass

and expensive

[obsidian crater]

No salt?

[timber rock]

i knew we were splitting the bill after one bite i ain’t paying for that shit

[timber rock]

are u blind lad

[obsidian crater]

I thought that was cocaine

[timber rock]

My apologies.

[obsidian crater]

A common consumable among tech bros.

You gotta come to Wisconsin and try their mac and cheese.

[timber rock]

Um no you have to come to this random ass village and try that mac and cheese from the only cafe in a 20 mile radius.

[obsidian crater]

[timber rock]

That’s probably why they can get away with charging £15 for school lunch quality food

[obsidian crater]

oof

[fossil jewel]

stfu

[tardy geode]

damn

tell em to bring out the lobsters

https://tenor.com/view/rakeitoop-rokeitup-dj-khaled-surf-gif-21792750

[whole berry]

https://tenor.com/view/wheniwasolder-gif-20838458

[obsidian crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/748244629719220245.webp?size=160&quality=lossless

make this an emote already

[whole berry]

yes pls

[obsidian crater]

The word "rope" has been used 949 times this whole server

[trail tundra]

rookie numbers

we need to bump that up

[humble kelp]

yeah i took it and it wasnt bad.

[obsidian crater]

rope

[bold pier]

Let's aim for 1k

[shut thistle]

rope

[errant karma]

this didn't work

[raw plank]

too stupid to get a job, too stupid to tie a knot

[bold pier]

Imma bench press 500lbs if I don't get a job

[bold pier]

suicide grip

[obsidian crater]

no arch

narrow grip

[whole berry]

me too

no guard no spot

[bold pier]

no bench

[tawny loom]

no bar

[raw plank]

any 2022 grads apply to jp morgan new grad, will it auto reject

[narrow violet]

How long did it take to get rejected? I applied a few days ago

Haven’t been rejected yet

[raw plank]

2022?

[raw plank]

when did you graduate

[narrow violet]

Summer 2022

[raw plank]

ok thanks

[fallen fox]

[raw plank]

if 2022 is auto reject I'm gonna engage in a bit of tomfoolery on my resume

[narrow violet]

Imagine they ask for transcript

[raw plank]

reject == reject

[fallen fox]

rope

[quartz plinth]

i got resume rejected from jpmc overnight with a referral 💀

[grizzled bronze]

Are you a US citizen and what grad date?

[quartz plinth]

yes, and 2023

wait

idk if that works

https://jpmc.fa.oraclecloud.com/hcmUI/CandidateExperience/en/sites/CX_1001/job/210432967/?utm_medium=jobshare

ok try this

@elder forum

i guess they were really serious about the grad date requirement

hm i mean it says august 2023 to june 2024 grads

such an odd cutoff

[raw plank]

just apply bro! 😃

[fallen fox]

it's over for jobless 2022 grads

literally no hope

[split igloo]

If you get full ride scholarship, it aint cash cow ig

[autumn jolt]

ahh sed no sponsorship

[fallen fox]

rope

[tacit grove]

jeez linkedin openings today have nothing new

[bold pier]

Wow such positive vibes in the channel today

[pine topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

[fallen fox]

all these startups near me hiring for remote roles

CAN I GET AN INTERVIEW PLEASE

[autumn jolt]

check Tesla though. 300+ openings in the last 24hrs. I wonder if they are really hiring

[obsidian crater]

Telsa resume screen is impossible

[tacit grove]

I've applied to so many of their roles and keep getting a reject...they are going around a roundabout with their postings - I doubt they are really hiring

[obsidian crater]

You need referral

[tacit grove]

even with a referral I got rejected

[obsidian crater]

💀

[autumn jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-26051038

[wraith stratus]

Looks like 23 grads are not eligible for new grad roles

[narrow harbor]

just experienced the same thing fuck

[bold pier]

Might I suggest

[vital meteor]

Experienced professional

[raw plank]

Just put dec 2023 on resume

[quartz plinth]

[tacit grove]

Has anyone applied to anything new that came out today?

[little cypress]

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7084159125449830401?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios

[cloud zinc]

"if you have already graduated, please consider a nonexistent position"

in short, eat shit

absolutely despise these type of rejection letters. A simple "you are not selected" would've sufficed. Why reiterate the obvious for us stragglers?

[narrow harbor]

bro wtf lockheed responded to me application a year ago when i applied

on aug 2022

is it too late to follow up lmao

I don't check any workday or company portals, but just my email

do any of yall check company portals

[little cypress]

when i first apply ya, then after a while i forget i even applied😭

[bold pier]

@signal trellis How do we report bugs to Simplify?

[autumn iris]

[raw plank]

What do u mean by respond if u didn’t get an email?

And it never hurts to try ig

[dire carbon]

hey how do you guys ask for permission to utilize previous assignments code for the purpose of creating portfolio on github?

Do you guys add any link for the assignment or project on resume?

[narrow harbor]

i was applying to another role, when i saw on my lockheed account a message asking to follow up

[dire carbon]

Oh damn is it okay tho

lmao

[narrow harbor]

nah i dont ask for permission i just add that shit

[dire carbon]

I see. I hope there's a way on GitHub to enable access to the project details only for people with the link. THanks a lot guys

just gonna add the link

[autumn iris]

wat even are new grad roles

like do job openings have like

SWE - new grad

on linkedin?

i didnt see any from last semester

i thought u always just apply to jobs that say 0-2yrs

[dire carbon]

I think it's better to look under the title of associate/engineer II

[autumn iris]

yeah

like associates/jr

[dire carbon]

junior