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rain patio
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live reaction

crimson stump
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Hey guys I'm applying for jobs rn and planning to do some projects. Should I go for JavaScript projects or .net projects. Which is better to learn in job perspective?

bold pier
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Both

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JavaScript frontend, .Net backend

rain patio
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me after 400+ rejections

bold pier
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@fallen fox

fallen fox
pulsar mural
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@fallen fox

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stop

vital meteor
rain patio
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nah i gave up already lol

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I'm just gonna wait for the next boom

crimson stump
shrewd juniper
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You can technically, but the demands not there

quartz plinth
shrewd juniper
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I'm thinking cant you use a framework like blazor? It uses C# for the FE logic

split igloo
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lmao reddit blackout didn’t go well. Mods r afraid of losing their power trippin 😂

crimson stump
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Ok so JS first, then .net and java later

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But I feel like lot of companies are hiring for .NET right now

bold pier
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You gotta let some jobs go, one can't be good in everything

ornate cliff
crimson stump
crimson stump
obsidian crater
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Python is #1 probably

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Then JS and Java

swift falcon
obsidian crater
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I mean Python/JS are very simple

bold pier
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Overall Python probably #1, but a lot of Python jobs include Data Science stack as well. In terms of SWE and Web JS and Java are our lord and saviors

obsidian crater
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Java is harder and C++ even harder

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JS is a garbo language but it's everywhere now

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all frontends for sure

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JS pilled

swift falcon
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how is python #1

bold pier
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Personally I hate JS, I really likes TS though

swift falcon
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we’re talking abt usage right?

bold pier
obsidian crater
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Python is easy and used by more than just SWEs

swift falcon
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too bad i live in .net central tho

obsidian crater
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C# is a nice langauge

swift falcon
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Im surprised

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but then I was also surprised to learn python is actually older than java

bold pier
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LMAO SQL No.1

obsidian crater
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Not all coding is done by startups or high tech corps

bold pier
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Apparently because they couldn't search for it properly

obsidian crater
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A lot of is boring .NET/Java work

swift falcon
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all .net/Java jobs are senior

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it’s over for the little guy

bold pier
obsidian crater
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Mark my words

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Google will kill carbon before it kills C++

bold pier
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Google will kill Google before it kills anyone

obsidian crater
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Just like they killed domains

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Or stadia

bold pier
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They follow "Fail Fast" methodology, but the PMs forgot to note down the second word during the presentation so now they just Fail

timber rock
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python will kill c++

agile arrow
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Python is not even competing with C++ though
What’s more likely is a lot of C++ will be replaced by Rust.

timber rock
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snake gang keep winning

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🐍👑

rain patio
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What if they wrote a program that converts python code to ultra optimized assembly?

bold pier
pulsar mural
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rat

ornate cliff
ornate cliff
bold pier
lost ether
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Is Meta still recruiting even if they're bleeding from metaverse WazowskiStare

south sable
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No job yet and especially no interviews after 🫠

ornate cliff
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Bruh how do you pass resume screen at Tesla

bold pier
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Tweet to Elmo, say vaccines are fake

rain patio
crystal steppe
rain patio
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Why does Amazon have 30 minute virtual interviews for Full Time positions but a 45 minute interview for Interns? Feels stupid, I wonder how many of those hires even know how to code?

chilly burrow
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I guess projects don't matter 😔

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Also my current fulltime job I got because of a project

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But I guess projects don't matter 😔

fallen fox
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afghanistan truck simulator on c#, unity3d

rain patio
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I'm targeting swe jobs tho, not gamedev

west pagoda
azure zephyr
rain patio
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Now it looks like no interns would even get return offer.

west pagoda
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The wild hiring of the past is partly why we are in the current situation for sure

rain patio
fallen fox
chilly burrow
chilly burrow
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Not allowed to discuss here per the server's rules

rain patio
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I wanna make money too

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Maybe I should get into algo trading lmao

chilly burrow
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It's not so simple to make an algo that consistently is profitable

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But there's no harm in trying to learn

timber rock
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buy the dip sell the rip

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seems simple enough

ornate cliff
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....from the interview stories that I've heard at least

rain patio
potent meteor
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Will amazon hire new grad this year?

obsidian crater
chilly burrow
obsidian crater
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ah

marble ivy
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where is the 2022 grads channel

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dang we rly got axed, rip the 2022 unemployed folks

cloud zinc
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damn they got rid of 2022 channel?

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What was the final message?

rotund breach
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change da world

ebon moat
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this should fix it

coarse bramble
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rip 2022_grads

rain patio
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rip 2023 grads too

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it's over for us

timber rock
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they didnt even archive it? lol

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just straight up gone

pulsar mural
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while (true) {
buy_dn();
sell_dn();
}

south sable
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It was a specific industry so I'm guessing the domain knowledge and the fact I had done some hands on stuff is what caught their eye

marble ivy
cloud zinc
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I thought the year-limit was just a rumor

vital meteor
cloud zinc
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god dammit

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that just makes things difficult for those struggling to get somewhere

rain patio
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Soon it will be 2023 grads 😭

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it's over for all of us

brave forge
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and "soon" isnt even until 2024 june when 2023 grads will have their year used up

rain patio
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It's not a pure swe job tho. And the guy I'm replacing was a high school kid lol

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I guess I should be happy i don't have to work at abuffet anymore

brave forge
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i would be

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i would probably burn down the buffet too or punch a customer which is why i dont do service jobs anymore lmao

rain patio
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Loll

brave forge
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i wish i beat up my old stupid lady boss but i didnt and it bugs me now. i like my clean record though

rain patio
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LMAO

swift falcon
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Have any of you seen that tiktok of the dude who had a Geology degree. He was trying to go the normal hiring route applying and did like 500 apps or sth.

He finally got fed up, added as many people with his target job/degree on linkedin and then posted his resume for critique, and then got a job within six hours?

brave forge
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i can believe that. some people have no clue what a resume should look like and put out stuff that looks attrocious

swift falcon
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I think his resume wasn’t a problem.

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it was just the adding everyone

timber rock
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cscd discovers networking

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🙀

swift falcon
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but im scared

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don’t have the balls

solemn spire
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Well hello 2023 grads

timber rock
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Hello

brave forge
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i network with cio he said dont talk to him again

rain patio
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messages elon musk

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"yo bro i need a job man fr fr no cap"

brave forge
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no that never happened lol. but the one time i talked to whats basically the CEO acting as CIO because his dad is CEO for my company it was just talking about business and our lives

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i hope at the end of the internship he's like "astro_dev was a cool guy, you guys make sure you hire him"

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he probably forgot about me exactly 5 minutes after i went back to my desk lol

swift falcon
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oh i see

brave forge
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ya he took the interns out for lunch at a nice bar like last week

swift falcon
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I don’t have anyone at my job added, but you never know

brave forge
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he talked to all of us (there's 5 swe interns) and took a picture with us that went on the company linkedin feed

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i rode up front with him in his audi R8 lol

swift falcon
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dayum

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this is ur current internship?

brave forge
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yep

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they are cool people

swift falcon
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ah nice

deep wasp
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Anyone have an opinion on the best leetcode qs to memorize ?

vital meteor
vital leaf
split igloo
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I recently referred my buddy to local startup and he got an offer after few rounds!! Now he doesn't have to worry about deportation. Me and my bois hitting bar tonight for celebration 🎉

split igloo
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It seems like many local companies still hiring. So, don't lose hope, keep applying and grinding 💪

rotund breach
vital leaf
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Unfortunately projects are proprietary

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I can't add links and docs.

cloud zinc
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which local companies?

split igloo
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It's no name marketing comapny

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I happened to meet them in career fair

cloud zinc
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I yearn for the no-names. That won't be an issue

split igloo
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networking is the key tbh or YComb had event yesterday in Mountain View. Any kinds of event would be helpful in this economy

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Honestly, I stopped sitting front of my computer leetcoding, instead going out and attending events where I can network with ppl in the industry

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My buddy interned at Meta 2 times, yet didn't get a return offer. Welp we are both from no name school maybe that's why. But, yeah gotta proactive as much as possible

cloud zinc
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I've relapsed from my leetcode streak to send applications on indeed willy nilly

west pagoda
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Ngl leetcode + learning fundamentals is way more fun than actual dev grind work

split igloo
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I mean cold applying doesn't seem to work (imo) So I stopped doimg things virtually in hopes of getting interviews

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At least if I talk with ppl in person, I can get their attention for a bit and maybe I can do quick interview where I can impress them, eventually leads me to another opportunities

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This doesn't work for everyone , but it worked for me at least

solemn kite
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anyone found any intern postings that allows new grads to apply?

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It's crazy trying to sift through linkedin

solemn spire
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only channel where I felt like home is now deleted

brave forge
cloud zinc
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lie and say that you're taking a "gap year"

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results may vary

brave forge
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tell them you went into a coma so you couldn't apply

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now you just woke up and are applying, so your basically a 2023 grad

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results may vary

south sable
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With the grind, you kind of externalize the impact but learning something actually motivates you

zealous pebble
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How much time does jpmc generally take to release an offer after the final interview?

oblique wasp
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If anyone is interviewing at Payscale then please dm

swift falcon
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we’re next

cloud zinc
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you'll have better luck than us

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we've graduated right when the unemployment/layoff beast rears its ugly head

whole berry
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Yoooo they killed #2022_grads

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Omggggg

chilly burrow
whole berry
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No

chilly burrow
whole berry
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It was up for a brief bit

fossil jewel
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rip 2022 grads

north sand
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I'm graduating in Fall 2023, I'm just praying my company gives me a return offer 🙏

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Are there any current listings for NG or are they posting mainly in July?

solemn spire
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Its over for us isnt it 😔

swift falcon
brave forge
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Rise and grind guys

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Time to do more work copium

rain patio
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starting my first day at my new job (low paying IT/Software job)

vital meteor
cloud zinc
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good shit m8

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lets get this bread

shrewd juniper
whole berry
gentle lodge
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#2022_grads is gone WHYYY and there's a 2024_grads channel now? WazowskiStare reeeeeee

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gib job

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Should I start a masters HideThePain already a year gone

cloud zinc
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got rejected immediately from Raython's integration engineering role, yet I am still considered for an SE I role that I applied to ten days ago

grizzled cipher
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lmao does anyone feel like they been grinding lc for so long that they forgot how to actually code real shit?

fossil root
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also after staight nothing but rejections for a while I finally got a r1 with Epic KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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i had buddies that hated working there so much they just quit but hey, i'll take anything at this point

grizzled cipher
rotund breach
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where jops

fossil root
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round 1

little cypress
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helloo i’m looking for technical product manager jobs for the fall or spring time, do y’all know any companies hiring? i’ve applied to a bunch of places but i’ve gotten ghosted from some and others decline/say the position was alr filled? 💔 let me know

brave forge
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reminded me there's a world outside shitty uni projects and leetcode

grizzled cipher
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kinda makes me scared that when i start ft imma not know how to code anything practical

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cause all i know is fucking sliding windows and binary search

deep wasp
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lmao excuse me?

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LC is trolling

blissful sonnet
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That's why the industry is full of leetcode monkeys who don't know how 2 code

grizzled cipher
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i thin im fine with basic logic; i find the issue is that interview processes tend to be way more skewed towards lc type questions making me incentivised to grind out lc more than actual framework stuff

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but then again thats just been my experience with interviewing

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the most ill get in terms of actual tech stack type quetions would just be some trivia questions rather than smth id have to actually code out

swift falcon
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empty inbox vibes

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do independent recruiters take juneteenth off?

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I want to know if I’m getting technical interview skull4k

marble ivy
rotund breach
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lc working for me rn

brave forge
south sable
brave forge
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yes

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i just got off work rn

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so tired

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6 hrs of coding 😢

bold pier
swift falcon
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I had off too, but would have been nice to hear back

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debating whether to meet with my university’s career center

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only problem is meeting times this week are basically during my work meetings WazowskiStare

spring lodge
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anybody have experience w lockheed martin early career swe interview process?

cloud zinc
spring lodge
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ye for CA and CO

cloud zinc
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neat

rain patio
naive latch
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anyone want to be teammate to solve leetcode together

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Online whiteboard

naive latch
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You want to make a team? Online solving leetcode

bold pier
naive latch
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Like doing a interview

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What do you mean by belt?

south sable
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I'm doing that at home and honestly, I'd rather worry about code than touch food on a plate (that, yes, I ate)

swift falcon
rain patio
rain patio
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I'm in this awkward middle ground where I know cooking food is cheaper in the long run, but I can't afford the initial cost of buying kitchen ware and ingredients to make good food. And I suck at cooking lol

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I can get all the food i need at the pizza buffet for $9.50 a day lol

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I've gotten good at eating all my calories in just one big meal

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The buffet has vegtables too

obsidian crater
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Tbh $10 a day is not even bad

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Groceries are mad expensive now

rain patio
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yeah it's kinda sad

pulsar mural
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@rain patio

rain patio
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fast food is still absurdly expensive, but buffets are that nice middle ground between price and healthy options lol

swift falcon
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I think it might have still been cheaper then going out to eat, because it fed the whole family, tasted great and had 2 meals worth of leftovers

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but I also have left over ingredients which is not the best

obsidian crater
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I basically never go out to eat anymore

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Too expensive

fallen fox
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i eat out everyday on a conduent salary

swift falcon
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yeah I really need to curb my eating out

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it's just pissing money away

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half the time it's not good

obsidian crater
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Refer me to conduent pls

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I'd rather get fucked by them than ICE

fallen fox
rain patio
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Meal prep

rain patio
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Cook urself

swift falcon
# rain patio Meal prep

I'm thinking of making like 6lbs of ground beef, 6lbs of rice, beans and then meal prep that into like 30 burritos

rain patio
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It's a lot healthier

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Yee

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Smrt

obsidian crater
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I meal prep

rain patio
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Good

obsidian crater
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But meal prep food is not tasty

rain patio
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Eat healthy

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Best investment y'all can make

swift falcon
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I saw another tik tok where a family meal prepped slow cooker stuff, so they just have to heat it up

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might try sth like that

obsidian crater
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I applied to conduent

swift falcon
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FEEDING KIDS IS SO OBNOXIOUS YOU GUYS DON"T EVEN UNDERSTAND

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THEY BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING

obsidian crater
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Fr

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WhenI was a kid I bitched about everything

swift falcon
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i'm abt to feed them nothing but dino nuggies and noodles

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if one of them like the meal the other will hate it out of spite

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they waste meat and shit like that which is sacrilege

obsidian crater
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unholy

swift falcon
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I had to yell at my boy, YOU EAT THE MEAT, THE VEGGIES THEN THE CARBS

obsidian crater
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@fallen fox how much does conduent pay?

swift falcon
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he was crying about having to eat rigatonis like bruh

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literally

obsidian crater
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Is it at least 50k

fallen fox
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yeah

obsidian crater
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Or is it like $15/hr

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🪢

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I can probably survive on 50k

rain patio
obsidian crater
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I have roommates + lcol

fallen fox
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yeah you can defo survive on 50-60k in lcol or mcol

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but i eat out every single day KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

obsidian crater
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Now I gotta read CTCI

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Cracking the Conduent Interview

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ngl

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Conduent would probably pay more than the current backup plan I have lined up

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Which is $15/hr at a startup coding C

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🪢

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I hate meal prepping ngl

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My diet is like ~150g protein each day, about $80/week

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prayge conduent gib job

swift falcon
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bro handshake is so trash

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these mf scam places like Alltech

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and then the CityYear and Center for Urban Teaching shit

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like bro I'm not working as a volunteer after getting my Master's

south sable
obsidian crater
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It's probably on the lower side

south sable
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Because compared to what my dad shells out for a family, that's comparatively cheaper

obsidian crater
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My food purchases are kinda budget friendly

rain patio
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my grocery bill is about that

swift falcon
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we're between 120-200$ for groceries depending on the week, feeding family of 4 + 1 toddler, and that's at ALDI mostly

obsidian crater
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I go to the cheapest grocery store, buy canned veggies and don't really buy snacks or eat out

south sable
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Yeah, I thought it might be

obsidian crater
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I'm sure if I went to target or something instead of Aldi and Walmart it'd cost way more

south sable
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No trader joes for Commander

obsidian crater
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My diet is also really high in protein because I lift

swift falcon
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ground turkie

rain patio
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yea its a bit lower

obsidian crater
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Most people are not going to be eating ~150g protein per day

rain patio
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i usually shop at trader joes or safeway in college

obsidian crater
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I'm sure if I eat only pasta, beans and ramen I could probably live off $30 a week or something

nimble wren
obsidian crater
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fair enough

south sable
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bro how much do you lift?

obsidian crater
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3 full body workouts a week for 90 minutes and cardio sometimes on rest days

swift falcon
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bruh pls

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i'd eat 100% protein if possible

obsidian crater
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I probably don't need 150g of protein a day

swift falcon
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you do

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eat all protein

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PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN

obsidian crater
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But it keeps me full and stops me from eating chips

swift falcon
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if I don't have protein I die (and I don't lift)

obsidian crater
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If I eat less protein, I want to eat a lot of junk food

south sable
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fiber's good for that as well

obsidian crater
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ye

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I eat fruits

south sable
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just much on some blueberries or bananas

obsidian crater
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Blueberries and strawberries

swift falcon
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fruit gross tbh

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has bugs in it

obsidian crater
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wait until you learn meat comes from animals that can get sick

south sable
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how i imagine you after saying that

swift falcon
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I eat vegetal

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no need for fruit

south sable
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of course you do

obsidian crater
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unironically I dislike vegetables more than fruit

swift falcon
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garlic + onions + tomatoes are all u need

obsidian crater
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garlic is fire though

swift falcon
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mb some brocolli and carrots

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and peppers

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i'm srsly trying to remember the last time I ate fruit

obsidian crater
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ITS OVER

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ITS OVER BOYS

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ITS FUCKING OVER

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I got auto rejected in like 20 minutes

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@fallen fox teach me how you did it lol

swift falcon
cloud zinc
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might as well apply to their system analyst roles

obsidian crater
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They auto rejected me breh

cloud zinc
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did the java role require 5+ yoe?

lament basin
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rip 2022_grads

swift falcon
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big if true

obsidian crater
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nice name

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Mr. Spring Boot

swift falcon
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Master Spring Boot

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I submitted that app as a meme tbh

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Currently debating on whether or not to send a 2 month follow up email to an interview I had in April asking why they didn't pick me. I have had 2 very vivid dreams about it in the interim and feel like it is contributing to my insanity.

bold pier
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Full send

vital meteor
swift falcon
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That I have "beef" with.

bold pier
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I have mailed and messaged every single person I know or don't know things I would have never 6 months ago, regret nothing coz otherwise I'll go insane knowing I didn't even try when I could have

swift falcon
bold pier
swift falcon
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dang that's not very good but hey it's the thought

bold pier
obsidian crater
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I'm ngmi

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I got rejected from conduent

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it's over for me

spare hinge
obsidian crater
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boomer companies

delicate sigil
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does anyone have resumeworded pro? i need it once please

swift falcon
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honestly I just want to do Spring Boot, it seems fun to work with

errant karma
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I live and breath spring boot at my job

swift falcon
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I have enjoyed the few tutorials I’ve worked through. It just seems like a robust and useful framework.

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idk

errant karma
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I can’t say I really like it but it is alright

bold pier
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It has all the integrations in the world

tacit grove
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is there a github link of companies that are hiring?

solemn spire
pseudo dock
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mans is thirsty

grizzled cipher
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bro whwat do yall usually say when you get hit with 'name a time you had a conflict in the workplace and howd you deal with it'

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i deadass never kno what to say cause lowkey i never had a srs conflict

woven berry
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You use a story of yours and add more detail 😉

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I hate behavioral questions

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With a passion

obsidian crater
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uh just lie

woven berry
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As long as the story highlights a good positive trait of yours

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And your problem solving in situations like that but like commander said

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Just lie

swift falcon
woven berry
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I just add extra details to things that have already happened with me

swift falcon
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and just try to make it fit the STAR framework ig

woven berry
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^

jovial rain
delicate lantern
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Why do I keep getting the scam jobs 😭

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Company wants me to put a security deposit for a free course that is “refundable” after you get placed

bold pier
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LinkedIn dry af, where are jobs PepeHands

delicate lantern
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$1500 security deposit

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You’ll get it back

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🤣🤣🤣

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I don’t remember applying to these jobs

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But then again I stopped keeping track 😰

bold pier
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This position is based in Englewood Cliffs, NJ. It is on-sight 5 days a week. Bilingual in Korean and English required. (Position will ONLY be in considered if you have advanced Korean speaking skills)

Friends, do we now need to grind duolingo also to get employed

grizzled bronze
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Congrats!

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If they're calling you, I doubt it's a rejection

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since you got Sofi

bold pier
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They might offer extension to your car's warranty

grizzled bronze
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good to not have any expectations either way

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was there any emoji in your email to schedule the call?

rain patio
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So 2022 grad channel got ended

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Why

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So many of us still there

steep sundial
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How's it going for you guys

autumn iris
autumn iris
swift falcon
fallen fox
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did you get snowflake offer prayge

swift falcon
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i alr got masters

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time to do PhD?

grizzled bronze
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AM or PM

autumn jolt
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Just gave an interview at Leidos. Guy was insane. I think I bombed it hopium

swift falcon
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like cracked? or cocaine?

autumn jolt
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He asked questions on all technologies on planet

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Including configuration settings hopium

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How am I supposed to recall all of those thingsPepeHands

swift falcon
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lmao

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that’s terrible

autumn jolt
#

Need 101 lessons on how to crack an interview

swift falcon
#

that’s sounds like a bad interviewer tbh

#

CTCI = crack the coding crappy interview

autumn jolt
#

He went to ask VBA scripting Macros stuff. This is so old, haven't worked on them lol

autumn iris
#

common af

#

a lot of companies like excel

#

they want u to automate sht for them

autumn jolt
#

I don't think he meant excel macros

#

Or maybe

autumn iris
#

its part of excel

autumn jolt
ebon moat
#

That sounds awful

#

Barely even know what the question is asking

autumn iris
autumn jolt
grizzled bronze
autumn iris
#

if its consulting related, they prob want u to know

#

a bunch of different software

#

also i think u should be checking if

#

it's legacy stuff or not

#

almost all defense companies are legacy related

#

or consulting related

#

aka excel PepeLaugh

autumn jolt
#

They for sure have mega legacy applications

autumn iris
#

i worked at one of those

#

well for internship but its literally

#

fking excel

#

dod place

autumn jolt
#

They're trying to upgrade those legacy applications to new tech

autumn iris
#

yeah

#

thats what the project i worked on do

#

a lot of them need to shift to modern tech stuff

#

the issue is that

#

its costly

#

btw

#

are most of u guys graduated

#

like did u guys not start looking for jobs before graduation

ebon moat
#

Yeah

ebon moat
autumn iris
autumn jolt
#

Gib me a job. I'll upgrade all of em

autumn iris
#

lockheed always hires pepos

#

u just need a degree+ citizen

#

or thats at least what other people told me

autumn jolt
#

@pulsar mural

ebon moat
#

"This site can’t be reached" PepeHands

obsidian crater
#

Lockheed got DDOSd

ebon moat
#

Works on my phone not on my pc weird

grizzled bronze
#

@pulsar mural graduated cum laude, not everyone is smart enough to get into Lockheed

#

🧠

bold pier
#

Friends going on Subway today, shall I jump?

grizzled cipher
tacit grove
#

did you apply to snowflake with a referral and when?

tacit grove
obsidian crater
#

You also need a clearance to work at most positions at Lockheed, which can take quite a few months to get.

rain patio
#

I applied to a ton of defense jobs. Never heard back. It's over for me

swift falcon
#

It's over for the little guy.

rain patio
#

why does life suck smh

#

When my grandparents were still young, they could afford a car and a house off a basic job. My grandma worked at a photo printing company and did well enough to get by. Now even with education and internships, there's just too much competition smh

#

When my dad went to college, the max price was like 30k in tuition per year, but that was absurdly high for the time

#

Like out of state ivy league price or something

swift falcon
#

sheesh

rain patio
#

wtf is going on with the economy 😭

#

Why are they raising the bar so high

swift falcon
#

I just get the bad feeling that I've peaked tbh

rain patio
#

Me too

#

I can always learn more, but in terms of intelligence, I've peaked already for sure

swift falcon
#

like I've busted my ass the last 5 years going to school while working full-time with the promise of golden opportunity at the end

#

and here I am

#

no SWE job

rain patio
#

I didn't work full time, but I did have to work to pay for college. I'm jealous of all the rich kids who got their school paid for, a nice car, and could afford to do hw and hang out with friends every day without having to work a job

swift falcon
#

I had to go in millerterry to get education

#

and that's another thing

rain patio
#

oh man that's rough

#

I considered that, but I changed my mind

swift falcon
#

everyone acts like "OH YOU WILL GET A JOB AS A VETERAN" like naw cuz

#

that don't mean shit

rain patio
#

yeah the usa doesn't care about veterans. It's so dumb

iron lily
#

become a mercenary

swift falcon
#

nah I'm too fat now

iron lily
#

gravy seal?

rain patio
#

Meal force for me 😂

swift falcon
#

was also IT in the millerterry, so it's not like I'd be breakin down doors fo dat shit

#

do mercenaries need SWEs?

#

if you know of a place that has SWE jobs specifically for vets please let me know, I would love to have that as a resource

iron lily
#

yeah if you're a hackerman like mr.robot

#

also i find that reaching out to lockheed recruiters on linkedin helps a lot

swift falcon
#

unfortunately, I cannot relocate

#

kinda makes it seem like I'd have to be currently enrolled though

#

like maybe 2 months ago

rain patio
#

Yeah it was ok i guess. Still pissed i'm not making a lot of money 😭

swift falcon
#

aside from the money part

rain patio
#

My bosses are really nice and helpful. They spent the whole time going over different things that they do day to day, and I got to watch them assemble a camera and troubleshoot it. I see a lot of opportunities to help them out by writing some software tools

swift falcon
#

that sounds promising

rain patio
#

Like they use 3 different websites to access and troubleshoot their cameras, but they want to combine them into a single app/webapp

swift falcon
#

There u go

#

I pray for your success and opportunities bro prayge

delicate lantern
#

Where are you guys applying to get interviews

#

I’ve used LinkedIn handshake and just the normal google search but haven’t heard back from any

#

The only ones I hear back from are those saying oh you’re a fresher so you need to do this course and be a part of this contract where if you leave you have to pay a fine

#

Or unpaid internships

obsidian crater
#

I am not really getting any interviews.

fallen fox
#

me neither

#

ive stopped applying

#

no point KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

rain patio
#

same

#

market so bad it's just a 0% chance of getting a job

#

it's as pointless as trying to drain the ocean by scooping out water lol

#

WHen they say 2+ yoe, they mean it

#

It's over for us

#

When they want 5+ yoe for a $50k tc entry level position, they're being serious

grizzled bronze
#

The one person I saw talking about interviews was for an internship role

delicate lantern
#

Bro I’d take anything

ebon moat
#

I only get rejection letters 😎

obsidian crater
#

Same KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

rain patio
#

it's over for us

#

no more entry level jobs until all the seniors and mid levels retire

#

try again in 20 years

grizzled bronze
#

I don't know why Revature recruiters keep viewing my LinkedIn profile

rain patio
#

ew revature suckkssss

obsidian crater
#

I got rejected by revature buddy

rain patio
#

I did their exam thing and it was full of spelling mistakes

obsidian crater
#

Revature and Conduent rejected me

#

The top 2 most desirable companies in the world

rain patio
#

LOL

grizzled bronze
obsidian crater
#

True

rain patio
#

revature is quant tier

swift falcon
#

id die before revature

delicate lantern
#

Didn’t revature want to force you to do training for 3 months before making you do a years contract for 50k

swift falcon
#

yes

delicate lantern
#

I’d rather die painfully before doing revature

narrow dew
#

is revature that bad i just applied this morning 😭

swift falcon
#

id rather have my nuts stapled to a telephone pole

delicate lantern
#

What happens if you leave

#

They were supposed to call me today Larry I also applied

#

Just so I could get the dopamine rush of a company wanting me 🥺

obsidian crater
#

Nothing happens

#

Their contract isn't legally enforceable

delicate lantern
#

Oh rlly

#

LMAOOOO

rain patio
#

Screw doing revature's training for minimum wage lol

delicate lantern
#

QUACK QUACK 🦆

rain patio
#

and there's no guarantee they can find you a job lol

#

waste of time

delicate lantern
#

oh I’ve lost my mind

rain patio
#

me too lol

#

I hate everything

delicate lantern
#

I’ve sent in my application for me to do a masters 🥹

timber rock
#

Which ppl here should realise lol

delicate lantern
#

From 6 fig out of college to doing masters

narrow dew
#

i've been considering doing a bootcamp with a job guarantee

#

idk if thats a good idea

swift falcon
#

aint nobody got time for 8 weeks of training

#

where u get dropped halfway through anyways

#

they probably got some grift where they charge u for room and board

#

and make money off you

narrow dew
#

oh no i was planning on doing an online one

delicate lantern
#

Some of the boot camps said they were remote

#

I’ve applied to them

#

But some said they wanted a security deposit

swift falcon
#

to clarify im talmbout revature

delicate lantern
#

And all I could think of was that it’s a scam

swift falcon
#

i think boocamps are alr

#

tho it’s obnoxious hearing about how some minimum wage butcher career changed into high paying web dev and I can’t even get a goddamn interview with a masters

rain patio
#

That's why I take everyone's advice with a grain of salt now

#

they don't know how hard it is to be graduating in this market

#

Just like the boomers don't know how good they had it smh

#

"You can't afford a house on a $15/hr wage? Back in my day, I made $10/hr and bought a house after a year of saving!" Yeah, because houses were like 100k or less back then

south sable
rain patio
#

I don't know how sustainable this all is. It feels like we're getting squeezed dry. Even the software industry is getting squeezed. It'll turn into a low pay industry with high competition

#

Kinda like in India where programmers make barely anything because everyone there can code

#

Or even europe

#

america's software industry is a bubble

brave forge
rain patio
#

Bro you already are doing an internship

fallen fox
#

smh my annoying boomer parents keep harassing me

rain patio
#

Come back after your offer has been recinded and you can't find a job

#

like me

brave forge
#

some ppl just spout off all this stuff online, but when i go to apply i instantly get responses and interviews. I also have been working at a company that looks pretty willing to hire me back for 80k and still growing their SWE team despite the market

#

i still am getting ppl asking to interview even while im interning though

brave forge
#

i just dont interview cause i dont got time

rain patio
#

How tf are you getting interviews smh

narrow dew
#

where do you live bro

rustic vessel
brave forge
#

KC

fallen fox
#

lol my parents think you always get an interview after applying

#

"how can you get rejected without an interview"

brave forge
#

KC has tons of SWE jobs but it's hard to get 100k new grad. best most companies will do is 80k or 70k

#

but it makes up for it becuase it's LCOL

#

idk if im staying here or not, i just have some family here but if i could land a job somewhere for higher pay i would go. anyways ill probably job search for real once august hits

grizzled bronze
bold pier
#

Bruh wtf, I absolutely aced the interviews and this is what they do PepeHands PepeHands

#

I've lost all hopes, imma go back home

#

Or run away

south sable
bold pier
static quarry
#

vanguard and nw mutual

#

"we have lost funding for the postion"

obsidian crater
#

Which company was this?

#

Cause I had this happen to me at AMD

south sable
#

honest KC review?

obsidian crater
#

🪢

bold pier
obsidian crater
#

oof

bold pier
#

My OPT period already started yesterday, Ive jackshit rn don't know what to do

obsidian crater
#

volunteer?

bold pier
#

Where to find

obsidian crater
#

I used to volunteer here

bold pier
#

Thanks, I'll check it out

obsidian crater
#

sorry about that

#

sucks

bold pier
#

Starts with Coin, deals in crypto.

#

Also avoid Yellowbrick data, mfs took 8 rounds and rejected

pure mauve
narrow harbor
#

had an interview recently where they asked for my salary expectations, but i told them 'i expect to be paid the industry standard blah blah

#

tho they kept pushing for a number or range but told them i couldnt

#

how do yall answer this question?

bold pier
#

Ask them for a range for the particular position, if they resist just say a figure you like and say I am open to offers. At least this is what I do.

vital meteor
tacit grove
#

Where are you guys finding new positions to apply to? Linkedin seems realy bland atm

solemn spire
#

what projects are yall working on? or only LC?

tacit grove
cloud zinc
#

going to hear back from STI Computers tomorrow.

#

If the 5 other applicants who conducted the interview knows nothing about C# or .Net, I may have a chance

#

but that is a HUGE if

south kettle
#

Are there any places I can apply that will just auto send an oa now?

grizzled bronze
#

crypto is doing pretty badly now

bold pier
solemn spire
#

Finally. Cscareerquestions is back

tardy geode
#

has the market improved ?

#

i was on a week hiatus

vital meteor
grizzled bronze
#

Sometime next month prayge

grizzled bronze
tardy geode
#

i was drained af

rain patio
#

Bro just stay at snowflake

#

Snowflake is good

#

Or get snowflake return offer

#

And ditch

grizzled bronze
#

You didn't really miss anything

rain patio
#

Can you not dip?

#

Oh

grizzled bronze
#

Then donate Snowflake to me

pulsar mural
#

BING CHILIBG

#

BING CHILLING

#

@rain patio

grizzled bronze
#

Worried about getting a TA role when you have these good internships? KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

fallen fox
#

i think if you start masters you lose your bachelor opt

tacit grove
grizzled bronze
#

Wtf

#

dude

#

Georgia Tech is like $10K

#

for MS

#

why are you chosing such an expensive program for Masters

#

Is it Stanford?

autumn iris
#

georgia tech online is a meme

#

its good if ur working

#

but i wouldn't do it if ur unemployed

rotund breach
#

u literally cant fulltime omscs

autumn iris
#

yeah

#

gatech student, so i know about this yepge

#

also that price is normal for

#

out of state/internationals

tacit grove
rotund breach
#

my MS is 35k/yr, but only #20 lol

severe pendant
rotund breach
#

oh right yeah intl is more expensive right?

#

for tuition

#

ok yeah omscs is cheaper than the normal IP MS

#

both IS and OOS

tacit grove
#

Do you guys think things will pick up speed in the next month or 2?

severe pendant
#

😭 is the positions on the github repo?

jaunty basalt
#

its online

#

so theres no way peke

split igloo
#

Personally I won’t expect too much not to disappoint myself 😭

tacit grove
tacit grove
#

it's like following the herd with hiring...one company hires the rest start to open up as well

obsidian crater
#

It's impossible to get past Tesla screen

grizzled bronze
jaunty basalt
#

you mean more for not international kekw

grizzled bronze
swift falcon
#

like we’re gnawing at bones rn

pulsar mural
#

hows ur wife

#

@swift falcon

#

how is she

swift falcon
#

she’s aiight

grizzled bronze
#

@pulsar mural you're buff, you just need confidence

swift falcon
#

tbh tho it might backfire coz now she’s gonna worry

grizzled bronze
swift falcon
#

and she’s gonna nag me to just get a higher paying IT job

vital meteor
#

does she have a sister dogesmile

swift falcon
#

I told her hell naw tho

#

career sewerslide

swift falcon
#

she married tho

vital meteor
grizzled bronze
swift falcon
grizzled bronze
swift falcon
#

i could probably squeeze out a 10k raise

#

tho tbh, maybe not i have no IT certs either

vital meteor
grizzled bronze
vital meteor
#

you can always jump when market improves

swift falcon
#

if I had CCNA and CISSP

#

but I don’t want to jerk off over networking hardware so f that

#

ppl be relying in you to keep the network up and that is like, not fun

#

idk how many times shit went down on a friday at my old job and ppl had to stay late asf to fix that shit

grizzled bronze
obsidian crater
#

Techie is a god

#

Mere mortals cannot work with him

vital meteor
#

hmmge @obtuse locust

obsidian crater
#

Techie gives police officers tickets for having low TC

marble ivy
#

Like pay is definitely still a huge factor

tacit grove
#

I noticed the exact same

#

I'm quite jealous tbh ngl

marble ivy
#

He’s 23

#

Now i’m wondering if my next job will even pay 80k

grizzled bronze
#

Nice

marble ivy
novel rain
#

are there any LC premium alternatives

#

yall using lintcode? KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

#

is there anything better

autumn iris
autumn iris
novel rain
#

bro my monthly bills are already killing me

#

another 15 bucks a month for puzzle questions and imma be sleeping on someones doorstep

autumn iris
#

$100 to help u get a 100k job is a pretty good deal

novel rain
pulsar mural
#

:yepge:

marble ivy
#

Yeah but in the end they r still winning and more fortunate and successful than u

swift falcon
#

time for my 20 minutes of LC

#

currently trying to do LC easies (like fizzbuzz and shit) to work on talking through the problems and prepare for whiteboarding

marble ivy
#

i’ve noticed the only companies hiring rn r like insurance and banks and they don’t really ask leetcode or mainly easies

#

they mainly ask oop

autumn iris
#

idk how u can do this

#

if ur not currently a student

swift falcon
#

i'm just trying to practice talking through problems rn

marble ivy
#

i had an interview for state farm a few weeks ago and they asked me what cohesion and coupling was in oop and i was like wtf

swift falcon
#

and get my brain into LC mode so I can try mediums and shit

#

without spending an entire day on it

novel rain
grizzled bronze
swift falcon
#

it's the talking through the problem part

novel rain
#

can someone add yepge

#

:yepge:

marble ivy
#

Na u need to know atleast leetcode easies

swift falcon
#

I was told by this recruiter that, I basically have to be able to whiteboard with these people in an onsite technical without getting frazzled and losing my shit

marble ivy
#

Nowadays every company thinks they r google and asks leetcode as a preliminary tech screening, even companies that pay 60k

swift falcon
#

I don't know how much clearer I can be

marble ivy
#

I don’t think leetcode is rly that hard to get good at tho once u know the patterns

#

Like almost every question is the same logic kinda

#

I only did like 100 problems and got pretty good offers back in 2021, 150k+

rotund breach
#

only 100 xd

errant karma
#

Once you get past the 300 problems solved threshold you are good

marble ivy
#

100 is pretty reasonable

outer radish
#

inb4 dp

rotund breach
#

seems like a lot to me

errant karma
grizzled cipher
#

1500-2000 lmao

marble ivy
#

Yea it is, i don’t do hards, easies and mediums is pretty good for most companies

outer radish
#

new year guys

#

hards are in fashion

#

if ur not doing hards, then the company aint doing u

marble ivy
outer radish
#

codesignal q4s are at least hards now

errant karma
#

They gave me dp problems on a recorded OA

rotund breach
#

im repping 28 day streak, only thing im proud of

swift falcon
#

like really, I'm just trying to get comfortable talking through problems on easies, and also be consistent with doing LC every day before I try and kill myself doing mediums and hards etc

#

this like the third day I'm doing it

rotund breach
swift falcon
#

how would I get better at whiteboarding then

outer radish
#

ngl i dont think thats good advice

#

the first two rounds in most companies are LC

errant karma
outer radish
#

if you dont make it past those, they're not gonna grill you on sys design

swift falcon
#

i'm tellin u, last interview I knew what was goin on and shit, but stalled out and had to have the interviewers kickstart shit for me

rotund breach
#

damn is sys design norm for new grads now?

errant karma
outer radish
swift falcon
#

it was some dumb ass function that I had to complete

outer radish
#

or walk through an example

swift falcon
#

dats what I'm practicing RN

#

at this very moment

outer radish
#

bro u got this

swift falcon
rotund breach
#

anyone here get sys design for ng roles yet?

outer radish
#

fuck the haters n the hards

#

you got this

#

turn that can't into not yet

#

u feel me

errant karma
#

You need leetcode like 2-3 months before the interview. Other time learn to actually code

rotund breach
#

any1 get sys design questions for ng roles?

swift falcon
#

i spose you're right in a way, I could def be finishing up with react/angular, but I have a real chance at getting an interview with this consultancy this week or next week and I was told I just have to be a good personality fit and be calm and collected and know basics, and they'll teach me everything else I need to know for the role

#

also why I'm setting a 20min time limit on LC because I don't want to waste a ton of time on it

obsidian crater
#

I need to learn react

#

true

#

I am starting

autumn iris
#

Me

#

Why do projects when you can leetcode

grizzled cipher
#

idk tbh i disagree

#

like yea lc isnt as important as most people say it is

rain patio
#

yeah, i haven't really been able to use any of my leetcode knowledge so far. I don't even get interviews lol

autumn iris
#

just do both

grizzled cipher
#

but i feel like when it comes to actually coding, ive only ever gotten like conversational type questions about frameworks and shit

#

instead of qs where i have to actually code up smth in react

autumn iris
grizzled cipher
#

no man, i would get lc type quetiosns and then converstioanl type questions about frameworks

autumn iris
#

I graduate in december

#

So still student yepge

novel rain
#

even after like 6mo on the job

#

but asking experienceless ng sys design is so stupid

autumn iris
#

It still takes

#

A few months to learn coding

#

idk u should be doing both

novel rain
#

ive never even heard of those terms

#

i got system design for the lightbulb company (lutron) and got rejected the next day

rotund breach
#

how dare they

autumn iris
#

Did they actually

grizzled cipher
#

lmao im not saying it makes sense; btut thats what most companies do anyway alteast from my experience

autumn iris
#

thought it was just mediums

brave forge
#

FUCK JAVA

#

why do we have to write algorithms in java it's the worst thing to ever happen to humanity

#

java is meant for mainframe business code, not algorithms

swift falcon
#

bro get out

obsidian crater
#

Java is easy wdym lol

brave forge
#

also ive noticed when anything hard actually comes up in code, you can just leverage code the company has already written or find it online

marble ivy
#

Fr i highly doubt 99% of their engineers even know what that means

swift falcon
#

java is bae

obsidian crater
#

descriptive cool language

#

safe

#

unlike my previous ex