#2023_grads | cscareers.dev | Page 207

fallen fox Apr 28, 2023, 2:31 PM

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skull4k

swift falcon Apr 28, 2023, 2:36 PM

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i was under the impression data science could help you predict products and shit

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like trends and stuff

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is that not what people use data science for?

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I always wanted to see what I could come up with our data at work

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because we have like 6 years worth of orders

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oh i see what you’re saying

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i know we have like a director level guy who does analytics and shit

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but i don’t know if he actually uses anything fancy

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i think he might just be like “did this do well last time” KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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i’ve definitely heard this sentiment before, I think in my data mining class in grad school haha

bold pier Apr 28, 2023, 4:56 PM

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How are my depressed folks doing today

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 4:57 PM

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depressed

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lol

bold pier Apr 28, 2023, 4:58 PM

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somebody kill me

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 5:00 PM

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same

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:02 PM

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sadge

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watch some TV

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travel costs money

chilly burrow Apr 28, 2023, 5:02 PM

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You can do other things as well

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Like go for a bike ride

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Meet up with friends

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:02 PM

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I mean I aint going to just randomly drive to NYC lol

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that requires planning

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:03 PM

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u have swe salary go spend some

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:03 PM

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Mother's Day in 2 weeks, don't forget

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most important lady in your life, more than gf or wife

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:03 PM

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livid yew Mother's Day in 2 weeks, don't forget

commencement day WazowskiStare

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:03 PM

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late kestrel commencement day <:WazowskiStare:932685523162648606>

thats a poggers gift for her

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gladge

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I should get a bike, or learn how the bike share works

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it costs money? WazowskiStare

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why does bike share cost money

chilly burrow Apr 28, 2023, 5:04 PM

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livid yew I should get a bike, or learn how the bike share works

Just get a cheap shitty bike

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:05 PM

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I went on a 2 mile walk this morning, before the rain

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it was nice

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@late kestrel good luck with graduation

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:07 PM

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good... luck? WazowskiStare

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:07 PM

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yeah

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hopefully you passed

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:07 PM

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WazowskiStare

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ill have u know

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:07 PM

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fatpeniscock

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:07 PM

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theres a chance i pull off straight As this semester

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i havent done that since like freshman year KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:07 PM

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WazowskiStare

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wrong one

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uwu

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:08 PM

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late kestrel theres a chance i pull off straight As this semester

🧢

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:09 PM

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why cap Sadge Sadge

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im only in cs classes rn pepeuwu

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ee classes fukt me but the cs classes y_whistle

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:10 PM

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good stonk day

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 5:12 PM

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@late kestrel are you Comp Eng major?

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:12 PM

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livid yew good stonk day

yesterday was yummy

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:12 PM

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west egret <@217440011451105280> are you Comp Eng major?

yup

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:13 PM

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late kestrel yesterday was yummy

yeah I made boku bucks

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:14 PM

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wow that dates u

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 5:14 PM

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pog

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boku bucksu

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:17 PM

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late kestrel yup

unfortunate

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 5:18 PM

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I took a class and just sailing through it without knowing a shit

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 5:18 PM

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obsidian crater <:pog:748770582237020201>

thanospog

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 5:18 PM

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touchgrass

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daily touching

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:19 PM

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fossil jewel unfortunate

so it goes hugs

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:28 PM

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late kestrel so it goes <:hugs:923819441949663293>

EE the worst

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esp the 300 level courses

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:32 PM

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fr fr

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i dont want to see any of yall cs majors say your major is tough

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jk peepoGiggle

deep wasp Apr 28, 2023, 5:33 PM

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bro CE seems so much harder

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from all the CE majors I talk to

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Also - they say that their fav courses in college were their CS classes lmao

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 5:34 PM

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sadge sadge day

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:34 PM

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deep wasp Also - they say that their fav courses in college were their CS classes lmao

usually bc the EE ones suck ass kekw

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:35 PM

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yeah

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:35 PM

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we like the cs ones bc theyre usually easier rlerlelarbrro

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:35 PM

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emag and signals were different beasts that made no sense

deep wasp Apr 28, 2023, 5:36 PM

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I think CE majors are more hirable too

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At least for low level jobs

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:36 PM

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also i think my prof quality was just worse for that than CS

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:37 PM

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deep wasp I think CE majors are more hirable too

it gives flexibility but i realized too late that i don’t wanna work middle of nowhere on hardware stuff

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:37 PM

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fossil jewel also i think my prof quality was just worse for that than CS

what u dont like the boys club of old white men?

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:37 PM

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i don’t think many of the profs were white

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but they were all dudes except for one or two lab classes lmao

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CS too wooshHD

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:38 PM

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i think all of my 300 level and below were old white men

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once i got to junior year i got a few women and different race men

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:38 PM

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my algo professor was the only woman i had teaching

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 5:39 PM

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my dsa, emag, and electronic circuits were all women

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:39 PM

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there’s women profs but for different sections

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cant relate

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it was just lab

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and she got her phd and left lol

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she was massive brained

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she can just glance and tell you what’s wrong with your circuit

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 5:50 PM

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Sounds like he is working for a consultancy

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And it’s gone

fallen fox Apr 28, 2023, 5:50 PM

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eu post feelsbadman

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 5:50 PM

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Probably gets paid like 2k a month

fallen fox Apr 28, 2023, 5:51 PM

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KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 5:55 PM

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peepof

fossil jewel Apr 28, 2023, 5:57 PM

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brave forge Sounds like he is working for a consultancy

who

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 5:57 PM

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The picture of a Reddit post

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 5:58 PM

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fallen fox <:KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION:1014352624335728760>

It’s actually not bad as a boot camper

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I feel like eu and Asia get much easier SWE jobs because they don’t get paid as much

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 5:59 PM

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friend told me in india, the uni gets u the job

azure zephyr Apr 28, 2023, 5:59 PM

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i literally think i had one (1) professor that was a woman in my major

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 5:59 PM

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Im in sciences, theres lots of them

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peeposhrug

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:00 PM

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This CS shit not working out for me

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Gonna get my MBA

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 6:00 PM

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pepeCry

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Join the product manager boat

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Lets just tell other CS people to do

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 6:01 PM

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brave forge I feel like eu and Asia get much easier SWE jobs because they don’t get paid as ...

Lower salaries also means less supply

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But idk if we can really compare without someone who’s experienced both markets

timber rock Apr 28, 2023, 6:05 PM

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obsidian crater This CS shit not working out for me

become a recruiter and give everyone jobs plz

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:08 PM

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I can't get a job in CS bro PepeHands

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 6:08 PM

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worryOhno

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:08 PM

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India has 1000 people per sq km though it’s not fair

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:09 PM

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Nobody's hiring KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:10 PM

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https://1898andco.burnsmcd.jobs/kansas-city-mo/assistant-software-developer-1898-co-kansas-city/7016532EE02441D1B1C5E6F9807AB9DD/job/?src=SNS-102

1898andco Jobs

Burns & McDonnell Jobs

There are countless ways to bring amazing to life here.
If you're ready to take on the challenge, check out our current job openings.

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 6:10 PM

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No

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:10 PM

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Apply here

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 6:10 PM

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U mean they arent hiring me

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monkoz

chilly burrow Apr 28, 2023, 6:10 PM

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brave forge I feel like eu and Asia get much easier SWE jobs because they don’t get paid as ...

India is becuz of COL

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:10 PM

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I get no bitches so might as well try to become an investment banker

chilly burrow Apr 28, 2023, 6:10 PM

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It's much lower there

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:11 PM

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Yeah India is cheap

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If you're a senior dev in India you're like top 1% income wise

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 6:12 PM

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I mean it's relative lol

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different COL in India and a country with high population is more likely to have high supply

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:34 PM

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yes

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ghost jobs

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:35 PM

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There’s jobs in Missouri that get like 10 applicants I swear

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Nobody applies out here

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:35 PM

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they don't sponsor though

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so over for me

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Like Garmin or whatever

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:36 PM

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I got ghosted from data bricks after the call

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:36 PM

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obsidian crater they don't sponsor though

Actually they don’t list it but I know a guy who got hired by an insurance place and he told them he didn’t need sponsorship then after he got hired he said he did need it and they hired him anyways as h1b

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They only paid 70k tho

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:36 PM

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70k rip

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:rope

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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obsidian crater 70k rip

Ya he’s an associate SWE not a full SWE but living costs are so low out here that it’s still good money

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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🪢

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harder than Jane?

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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Wat about snowflake

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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woah I did tried for architect role tho

autumn iris Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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peepof

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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What’s the easiest company right now

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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^

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:37 PM

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lol im about to yolo my db interview rn

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i was high as shit during the last time i did the interview

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:38 PM

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tcs, accenture

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:38 PM

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questions are all online, but the follow ups are hard

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:38 PM

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try those

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:38 PM

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hey man

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db lowkey a drea company

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:39 PM

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Who hates India

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:39 PM

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im scared of getting pipped at tiktok cuz I cant speak mandarin

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 6:39 PM

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learn it 4head

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:39 PM

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I was reading Glassdoor for a job with the CIA and they said all you had to do was answer 12 questions on video with hire vie recording and then if they like your answer they ask you to get a security clearance and hire you

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You don’t even talk to anybody

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Or do any coding questions

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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tiktok is cracked, I feel their have biased decision for hiring as well

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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Must be Asian

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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no u have to be chinese

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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Must like Winnie the poo

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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and many work weird hours

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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i had to say I was chinese in order to get the offer

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i work 996

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deadass

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i hate it here

late kestrel Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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obsidian crater Like Garmin or whatever

for the amount of local "top talent" garmin hires, they only start at 85k, which is really surprising

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:40 PM

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dont come here

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I do that

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i wanna kms

brave forge Apr 28, 2023, 6:41 PM

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late kestrel for the amount of local "top talent" garmin hires, they only start at 85k, which...

I interviewed with Garmin and ngl they were pretty rude

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:41 PM

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not only that pip is crazy here

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its a shitshow, but it pays

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backend

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why

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:41 PM

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is backend a shitshow everywhere?

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:41 PM

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i cant do anything else low

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everywhere a shitshow

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my coworkers and team is chill, office is nice. but the meetings with china and documentation is ass

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lmfao

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whats it called

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:44 PM

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they just disabled for other countries I think

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their keep their shits themselves

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:45 PM

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anyone here do a phone w db lately?

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yeah

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its ass

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its work hours for me and im interviewing

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good thing next week is labor day in china

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:45 PM

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woah u document in chinese?

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 6:46 PM

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yup

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all chinese

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translation is p bad

distant rampart Apr 28, 2023, 6:51 PM

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For real? 💀

prisma flax Apr 28, 2023, 6:51 PM

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those who are using chatgpt free see any difference/ different answers from gpt4?

distant rampart Apr 28, 2023, 6:51 PM

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Is pip culture similar to amazon

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 7:00 PM

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Probably worse than Amazon

lunar hatch Apr 28, 2023, 7:20 PM

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can we apply to general hiring in cit/2sig/hrt with <1 YoE

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or still need to apply to ng

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 7:25 PM

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lunar hatch or still need to apply to ng

p sure they all >= 1 yoe rn

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dunno about hrt

lunar hatch Apr 28, 2023, 7:26 PM

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pure mauve p sure they all >= 1 yoe rn

wait so you mean we can only do ng with < 1 yoe?

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for cit/2s?

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 7:26 PM

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yeah p much

lunar hatch Apr 28, 2023, 7:26 PM

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ah saf

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sad

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space for nego is p limited for ng

pure mauve Apr 28, 2023, 7:33 PM

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lunar hatch space for nego is p limited for ng

i feel u bro, all them lowballing except hft

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hft starting up soon

lunar hatch Apr 28, 2023, 7:34 PM

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failed 90%+ of them lol

lunar hatch Apr 28, 2023, 7:35 PM

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pure mauve hft starting up soon

yeah it's such a battle

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even hft gives lowball package in this economy

neon perch Apr 28, 2023, 7:56 PM

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Has anyone given the CVS health data scientist interview yet??

lone rapids Apr 28, 2023, 7:58 PM

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pure mauve i feel u bro, all them lowballing except hft

U joined tiktok?

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 8:17 PM

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HFT too hard for me

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I'm not cracked enough

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sad_kermit

south sable Apr 28, 2023, 8:18 PM

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https://www.databricks.com/company/careers/security/security-detection-engineer---new-grad-2023-start-6710614002?gh_jid=6710614002&gh_src=62a881d62

Security Detection Engineer - New Grad (2023 Start)

Security Detection Engineer - New Grad (2023 Start), AMER. Join us! Together we can use data to solve the challenges of tomorrow

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idk if it's been posted here before

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 8:29 PM

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where do I find more jobs to apply to?

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 8:43 PM

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catsit

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 8:43 PM

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I have an idea

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I'll create jobs

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Then I'll apply to them

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hmmge

south sable Apr 28, 2023, 8:54 PM

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obsidian crater where do I find more jobs to apply to?

Well, when you eventually apply to everything online

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I imagine you'd actually have to go

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 8:55 PM

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I'm gonna start offering ethereum for jobs

south sable Apr 28, 2023, 8:55 PM

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out there..

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https://tenor.com/view/out-there-untold-vol1-outside-outdoors-outer-part-gif-22897731

Tenor

zealous merlin Apr 28, 2023, 8:55 PM

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neon perch Has anyone given the CVS health data scientist interview yet??

Nope, haven't heard anything back from them yet

grizzled bronze Apr 28, 2023, 9:16 PM

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This looks more like a support role instead of SWE:
https://jobs.saic.com/jobs/12606794-software-engineer?

SAIC - Software Engineer in REMOTE WORK, South Dakota, United States

Software Engineer in REMOTE WORK, South Dakota, United States

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Minimum Clearance Required: Secret

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I would still take it if it didn't require clearance. yep

stray imp Apr 28, 2023, 9:26 PM

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How is 85k in Ontario, Canada in this economy?

grizzled bronze Apr 28, 2023, 9:29 PM

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stray imp How is 85k in Ontario, Canada in this economy?

Excellent

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https://tenor.com/view/backing-you-get-yours-danny-devito-danny-devito-gif-13052176

Tenor

chilly burrow Apr 28, 2023, 9:30 PM

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stray imp How is 85k in Ontario, Canada in this economy?

V good

lone rapids Apr 28, 2023, 9:43 PM

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stray imp How is 85k in Ontario, Canada in this economy?

Amazing

south sable Apr 28, 2023, 9:44 PM

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stray imp How is 85k in Ontario, Canada in this economy?

pretty good

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it may not get you a house for now

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 9:45 PM

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Better than 0

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 9:45 PM

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Job in this economy is good

south sable Apr 28, 2023, 9:45 PM

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but it's comfortable living for Ontario if you live with others

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 9:45 PM

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PEF_Canada

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 9:57 PM

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I wanna live in Alberta

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Seems like the Texas of Canada

south sable Apr 28, 2023, 10:03 PM

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anyone in calgary who knows how tech industry is there?

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I've seen quite a few companies on LinkedIn that have offices there, e.g. Neo

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:42 PM

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And yet getting into entry level sec is still a bitch

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Because they want experienced people

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No sec is a diff level

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Wayyy easier to get swe vs sec

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Yes

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Yeah I mean like they want people but also they want experienced people

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It’s a catch 22

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I’m looking into pivoting into sec from swe in the future maybe

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Because trying to get into sec directly didn’t work out lol

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My org is sec adjacent at least

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I took intro and web sec in school lol

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And got sec+ and did an reu in netsec lmao

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The issue with entry level sec is so many companies advertise glorified sysadmin shit as entry level sec

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Security+, research experience for undergrads and network security lol

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My dad was a sysadmin for a long time and that shit is so fuckin taxing for jackshit pay

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I mean it propelled my dad from random odd jobs to middle class living lmao

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:49 PM

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dogesmile

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:49 PM

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He read an IT book, got a certification, and then got his foot in the IT door with a basic technician job

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:49 PM

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Tbh I don't think many places enforce the RTO

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AFAIK nobody here tracks badge swipes

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Maybe I just don't know about it

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Probably some secret

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:50 PM

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Sec masters doesn’t really help unless you’re trying to get into academia imo

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:50 PM

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They they don't tell low levels like me

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:51 PM

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G is team dependent

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:51 PM

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But how do the employees know if their swipes are tracked

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I bet I could hack into the system dogesmile

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:51 PM

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livid yew But how do the employees know if their swipes are tracked

Oh the swipes are tracked for sure

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What you know is whether or not your manager / skip cares

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:51 PM

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My manager doesn't know shit

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Hell he goes in less often than me

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Maybe once a week I see him

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Cloud watch eww

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 10:54 PM

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I was interested in sec

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But 90% of sec jobs are clearance

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:54 PM

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Sex?

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 10:55 PM

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So PepeHands

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:55 PM

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hmmge

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 10:55 PM

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you mean that thing which nobody in this server has?

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:56 PM

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obsidian crater you mean that thing which nobody in this server has?

You are virgin?

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HUH

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:56 PM

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obsidian crater But 90% of sec jobs are clearance

Yeah unfortunately if you’re trying to get deep in security land you’re gonna need a clearance

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Unless you’re doing like vuln research or whatever

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:56 PM

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dogesmile

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:57 PM

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But even those might be gov funded

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 10:57 PM

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livid yew You are virgin?

No

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:57 PM

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thanospog

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 10:57 PM

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But maidenless

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:57 PM

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sadge

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 10:57 PM

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Maidenless + jobless atm

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I don't meet #1 requirement for clearance

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:57 PM

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Well there’s a lot of people here who aren’t citizens

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Clearance gets a FAT bonus at msft too

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:58 PM

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How fat

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100 grand?

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200?

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:58 PM

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Like they get a completely separate clearance bonus of like 25k a year or something

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:58 PM

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25k is peanuts

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dogesmile

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That's like 20k post tax

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:58 PM

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livid yew 25k is peanuts

My guy that’s in addition to your normal signon and perf bonus

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:58 PM

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Oh Microsoft has sign on?

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I didn't know

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Sign on DN

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:59 PM

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Also it’s variable, the clearance bonus starts at 20% and goes all the way up to like 30% I think?

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:59 PM

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Perf bonus is nice

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:59 PM

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So yeah fat ass bonus just for getting a clearance

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:59 PM

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TC go up

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 10:59 PM

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But I mean there are downsides to cleared work if you get stuck in one of the airgapped offices

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 10:59 PM

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dogesmile

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@grim ore

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 11:01 PM

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Welll not quite

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There are gov projects that are need to know within the company but don’t require clearance

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It does depend yeah

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:02 PM

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without

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you mean with?

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yeah

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my friend works in TS

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It's pretty secretive lol

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ye

swift falcon Apr 28, 2023, 11:07 PM

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cavity search

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:08 PM

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daily unemployment sadgeness

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I saw a job posting go up and get taken down in like 2 hours because of 200+ applicants

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lol

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KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

neon perch Apr 28, 2023, 11:11 PM

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zealous merlin Nope, haven't heard anything back from them yet

Did you interview them or just had the recruiter call for now?

ornate cliff Apr 28, 2023, 11:15 PM

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Should I even bother applying to Databricks? KEKW

austere grove Apr 28, 2023, 11:35 PM

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Does anyone here have a gpt4 api key, i'll pay 2x the rate

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yeah obviously i'll pay

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im willing to pay 2x the rate

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yeah

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how long will that even take

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😦

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:38 PM

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obsidian crater daily unemployment sadgeness

hmmge

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:39 PM

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sadge

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:40 PM

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Did you see the link in #general message

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No more DoorDash

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:40 PM

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hehe I don't need doordash

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:40 PM

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dogesmile

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:40 PM

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I live in a walkable neighborhood

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dogesmile

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lcol

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aka the hood

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:40 PM

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Same dude. Everything within a 1.5 mile walk

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:40 PM

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Ok I don't live in the hood

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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That's like the furthest I'd walk for food

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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I live next to the hood

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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1.5 miles

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Then I DoorDash

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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I wouldn't walk 1.5 miles for food

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maybe a mile max

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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Maybe a 1 mile lol

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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Because then I gotta walk a mile back

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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That takes about 30-45min

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:41 PM

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burns the calories well lol

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:42 PM

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Take transit

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:42 PM

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unfortunately bad here

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:42 PM

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Well it's pouring rain

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So I'm deciding if I wanna go out

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:42 PM

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umbrella

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:42 PM

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obsidian crater Ok I don't live in the hood

sure

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 11:42 PM

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If it rains I’m staying inside

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:43 PM

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obsidian crater umbrella

Buddy it's wet as fuck

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:43 PM

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Idk how bad it is in Philly

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If it's that wet why go out

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:43 PM

#

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Not that bad

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 11:43 PM

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Do you want to go out bad enough to get drenched on the way there and possibly back

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:43 PM

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No food at home?

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:43 PM

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I usually walk then take train home

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:44 PM

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obsidian crater No food at home?

Nothing I want tonight

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:44 PM

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rip

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:44 PM

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I could do chicken and rice

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:44 PM

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you might want to try ubereats

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they have 25% off sometimes

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:45 PM

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eww

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:45 PM

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I get 40% off on orders of $25+

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once in a blue moon

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:45 PM

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I rarely spend over $20 WazowskiStare

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:45 PM

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My uni has a tie up with grubhub so we get free grubhub+

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with .edu email

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dogesmile

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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Almost never that much for food

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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Ubereats/DoorDash never seems worth it to me

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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$25 is insane

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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That's like a large pizza

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At a mom and pop place

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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Pay more for delivery, tipping and the food isn’t in its best condition when you get it

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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I pay like 18 for pizza

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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Food delivery isn't worth it

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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Or just go to dominos

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:46 PM

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It's only good if you're sick or can't go out

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You have a car right?

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just drive hmmge

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:47 PM

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Parking hmmge

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 11:47 PM

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I also don’t see the point in eating out more than at most 3 days a week unless you’re meeting ppl

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:47 PM

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Even 3 is much for me

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I door dash once every 3 weeks or so

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 11:47 PM

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Yeah that would be the high amount

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:47 PM

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It's a treat for me 😄

west egret Apr 28, 2023, 11:47 PM

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Regular would be more like 1-2

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:47 PM

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ye I don't really get doordash anymore

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It's insanely expensive now

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:48 PM

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I don't eat out more than 1-3 times a month

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:48 PM

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I just walk to nearby Aldi's or tag along with my roommate for Little C's

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High cuisine

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:48 PM

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Aldi only has so much

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:48 PM

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you're right

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but they have my cheat day food

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le pizza

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it tastes meh so I pour on hot sauce

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:48 PM

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I can only do so many combinations of meat, veggies starch

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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my cheat meals are almost always pizza lol

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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Oh I have pizza weekly KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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eat clean 6 days a week, eat a pizza on sunday

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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hmmge

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

#

hmmge

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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Pizza is $7 at work

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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thanospog

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I need to get a comcast gig

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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It's whatever I want it to be

lament summit Apr 28, 2023, 11:49 PM

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i like pizza too

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:50 PM

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HUH HUH HUH

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Ayo

lament summit Apr 28, 2023, 11:50 PM

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what

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:51 PM

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I caved

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Grilled cheese and tomato soup time

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thanospog

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:52 PM

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pog

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grilled cheese is 🔥

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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My bread will go bad

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Gotta use it up

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I made bread on Thursday

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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I wish I could eat anything I wanted and still look good

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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What's wrong with bread?

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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But if I revert to my regular diet I will become a bloatlord asap

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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I don't understand

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/kyriakos-grizzly-kyriakos-grizzly-bloatlord-bloatmax-gif-21794843

Tenor

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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Carbs are bad?

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:53 PM

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no

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:54 PM

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Bro it's just food to me.

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I don't give a fuck about macros or whatever the bodybuilders do

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:54 PM

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he doesn't care tho

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let him eat his sammie

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:54 PM

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Yeah I'm not a health nerd like you guys 🤣

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:54 PM

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hmmge

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you have abs neo

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kuro

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not a health nerd

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:55 PM

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I don't care to stay thin tho

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I'd rather be overweight than under

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:55 PM

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true

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being underweight is ass

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:55 PM

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As someone who is already like 15 lb over

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I'm chilling

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dogesmile

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I've accepted this life as is

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:56 PM

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aren't you like

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175

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:56 PM

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Yeah

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And I'm 5'8

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Slightly chunky

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Just a wee bit

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Barely

sleek owl Apr 28, 2023, 11:56 PM

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livid yew Slightly chunky

Still chunky but funky

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:56 PM

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meow_bread <- techie right now

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:57 PM

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I tried a new recipe for bread

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It turned out not as good worryWeird

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:57 PM

#

so guys I have to build an NFT marketplace this weekend for a project

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Gonna be touching Satan's language

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JavaScript

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:57 PM

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Fuck y'all and carbs. I'm gonna go bake chocky cookies

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:57 PM

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I don't really want to learn a front end framework

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:57 PM

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Why JS

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 11:58 PM

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I used to be underweight and that shit sucks man

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:58 PM

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For nft

sonic coral Apr 28, 2023, 11:58 PM

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Constantly cold and tired

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:58 PM

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Because it's a web app

livid yew Apr 28, 2023, 11:58 PM

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hmmge

obsidian crater Apr 28, 2023, 11:58 PM

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It's a blockchain app

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So it's basically a normal web app except the backend runs on the blockchain

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front end still has JS KEKW

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I have to use some JS library to connect my front-end to the blockchain stuff

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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Ok this dish I made last night, even better reheated

sonic coral Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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Nah bro like I’d be cold in bed after laying down for too long when I was underweight

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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I got skinny arms lol

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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meh JS isn't that bad

sonic coral Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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Like regardless of the temperature outside or inside

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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C++ is far worse than JS

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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All my weight is in my thighs dogesmile

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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At least in JS you can npm install some library that does stuff for you

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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Thicc assets

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:00 AM

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In C++ you gotta download and link

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HideThePain

sonic coral Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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livid yew All my weight is in my thighs <:dogesmile:922937091195797514>

Bro my quads gained the most muscle ever since I started working out lmfao

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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indeed

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Doesn't Node use some C++ runtime

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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Even tho I don't run often anymore, my calves still massive

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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genetics

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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7 years of cross country

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Does that too a man

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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bwc genetics

sonic coral Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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livid yew Even tho I don't run often anymore, my calves still massive

My mom hasn’t run since high school and still has insane calves

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:01 AM

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big white calves

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:02 AM

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thanospog

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White? Lol

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Yeah

sonic coral Apr 29, 2023, 12:02 AM

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Former track and field people just have insane calves

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:04 AM

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@lunar sonnet you gonna be up here this weekend

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 12:04 AM

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I need vscode extension reccomendations

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for JS

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 12:11 AM

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Carbs don't make you gain weight. Eating more calories than you use makes you gain weight.

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And? Carbs don't inherently make you gain weight. Eat foods with fiber in addition to carbs.

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You're going a very indirect path.

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:15 AM

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Bro my weight goes between 174 and 182 in a average day lol

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Yep

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Which is why I always take morning measure

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I drink absurd amount of water

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And piss often

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 12:17 AM

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livid yew I drink absurd amount of water

what's absurd

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because I get close to a gallon

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:18 AM

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I go over that by 6pm KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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My bottle is 32oz

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 12:19 AM

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I have a ~700 mL bottle that I refill throughout the day

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usually about 5 of those a day

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^ I think the average person doesn't get enough water in the first place

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 12:46 AM

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livid yew And piss often

Good job, I'm proud of you!

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 12:48 AM

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thanospog

late kestrel Apr 29, 2023, 1:12 AM

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livid yew And piss often

dude i cant even make it thru a class without having to leave to go to the bathroom

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i drink so much water sure

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:13 AM

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sure

late kestrel Apr 29, 2023, 1:14 AM

#

WazowskiStare

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 1:14 AM

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livid yew I drink absurd amount of water

are you super dehydrated? Not to scare you but those are signs of diabetes

brave forge Apr 29, 2023, 1:14 AM

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True

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:14 AM

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would not surprise me

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if I had diabetis

late kestrel Apr 29, 2023, 1:15 AM

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i supplement creatine so my water intake is ok dogesmile

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 1:16 AM

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I was drinking a ton of water and pissing like every hour for a week. Turned out I had the beetus.

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:22 AM

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Idk one day in college

#

I just starting drinking more water

#

DN variant

#

I do have raised HDL

#

and Triglycerides

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whatever the fuck those are

#

I dont have Diabetes

#

according to this

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my hemoglobin is fine

#

the normal range is 4.8-5.6 it says

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 1:25 AM

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livid yew I do have raised HDL

Have higher HDL isn’t bad though

#

High triglycerides is

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:25 AM

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and my level was 5.2

#

what is Triglycerides

#

I am a CS major

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so that is science BS to me

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but on a gladge I dont have HIV

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or Chlamydia WazowskiStare

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 1:26 AM

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livid yew my hemoglobin is fine

You’re probably supposed to be looking at hemoglobin A1C

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 1:26 AM

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for sure. well if you're concerned I'd see a doctor. Just had to throw in my 2 cents. I read pissing and drinking a ton of water and my alarms go off lol

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 1:26 AM

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Not just hemoglobin

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:26 AM

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thats what I mean buddy

#

again this was the first time I had ever done a blood test

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at age 24 KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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I was overall curious

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 1:27 AM

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Basically don’t get medical advice from bozos on a CS discord server

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:27 AM

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made it 24 years without knowing lol

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 1:27 AM

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But hemoglobin A1C are used to measure on average what your blood glucose levels are

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Specifically over past 3 months or so

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:28 AM

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yeah I dont plan to do tests yearly

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I dont see a need

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 1:34 AM

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I didn't say he does. I said drinking a ton of water and peeing an abnormal amount are symptoms. Then I asked if he's dehydrated.

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 1:34 AM

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susgeEgg I was ppinged

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I am over hydrated

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 2:06 AM

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livid yew if I had diabetis

Get tested

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Don't die on me before Comcast new grad 2024 is out

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:06 AM

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hmmge

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I will give you referral in fall

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We don't pay the best

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I strongly persuade you to look elsewhere tbh

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 2:07 AM

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livid yew We don't pay the best

I'll renege if I get a better offer

#

PepeLaugh

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:09 AM

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Of course

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 2:11 AM

#

PepeLaugh

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:13 AM

#

aPES_Laugh

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:13 AM

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obsidian crater <:PepeLaugh:747509249558577181>

you stop this

#

go back to jobless land

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 2:14 AM

#

livid yew I will give you referral in fall

Write your will rn just in case. “Referral to @grizzled bronze”

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 2:15 AM

#

livid yew you stop this

meanie

#

you want me to be unemployed

brave forge Apr 29, 2023, 2:15 AM

#

livid yew I will give you referral in fall

what is your interview process like

#

also what questions do you guys ask like the specific leetcode questions

#

give us this intel techiee

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:15 AM

#

WazowskiStare

#

I didnt do LC

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 2:15 AM

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I heard techie gives LC hards only

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:15 AM

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I told the interviewer "LC style is stupid"

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and he was like "ok you pass"

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 2:16 AM

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You have to do 3 LC Hards in 20 minutes at gunpoint to get Janitor position at comcast

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:16 AM

#

4kChad

brave forge Apr 29, 2023, 2:16 AM

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livid yew I told the interviewer "LC style is stupid"

techie is a boss wow

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:16 AM

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obsidian crater You have to do 3 LC Hards in 20 minutes at gunpoint to get Janitor position at c...

we outsource that to a company

west egret Apr 29, 2023, 2:16 AM

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The leetcoding or the janitor

#

Just outsource the LC

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:21 AM

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west egret The leetcoding or the janitor

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-por-que-no-los-dos-yey-gif-15089379

Tenor

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 2:34 AM

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brave forge techie is a boss wow

Welcome to the good life

rain patio Apr 29, 2023, 2:45 AM

#

Did anyone interview for NIUM?

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 3:34 AM

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My Logitech mouse's battery died. I had to get up and replace the new battery @pulsar mural

graceful bison Apr 29, 2023, 4:08 AM

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Has anyone interviewed at Goldman Sachs recently?

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 5:08 AM

#

graceful bison Has anyone interviewed at Goldman Sachs recently?

No, and I hope I don't ever have to

#

Good luck though

#

dogesmile

potent meteor Apr 29, 2023, 5:19 AM

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Did anyone get any offer this week

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 5:23 AM

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Yeah from the grim reaper

potent meteor Apr 29, 2023, 5:34 AM

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yep

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I am going to the rooftop of my apartment and enjoy the summer

pulsar mural Apr 29, 2023, 5:49 AM

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u not in a movie bud

#

go back to bed

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 5:53 AM

#

pulsar mural go back to bed

https://tenor.com/view/bedge-pepe-sleep-gif-24023312

Tenor

#

Pray for me to get a Discord Manager job with OpenAI https://openai.com/careers/discord-manager

#

Just submitted my app. $180K to be a Discord Manager prayge

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 7:55 AM

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prayge

#

high tc offers for all my 2023 grads this week copium

ornate cliff Apr 29, 2023, 9:14 AM

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obsidian crater high tc offers for all my 2023 grads this week <:copium:888129413890326608>

jane street recruiter will contact you

#

prayge

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 2:01 PM

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To mock me perhaps

iron lily Apr 29, 2023, 2:31 PM

#

graceful bison Has anyone interviewed at Goldman Sachs recently?

was this for an analyst role?

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 3:52 PM

#

obsidian crater <:prayge:804409444741939200>

hmmge

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 3:53 PM

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I solved an LC hard in a competition today pog

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It should've been a medium though

jaunty basalt Apr 29, 2023, 3:55 PM

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this posting says kirb all over it

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 3:56 PM

#

obsidian crater I solved an LC hard in a competition today <:pog:748770582237020201>

hmmge

#

LC on weekends

#

R2_nerd

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 3:57 PM

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I'm a nerd2

#

I wanted to go to ACM ICPC but my college has no chance

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 3:58 PM

#

Idk what you just said

#

WazowskiStare

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 3:58 PM

#

ACM ICPC is a programming contest

#

It's like leetcode on heavy steroids

#

Also you basically have to use C++ to have a chance of winning

#

4KEKW

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 4:06 PM

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I finally got my sandwich thanospog

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 4:45 PM

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Applied for a job today

#

Inshallah may Allah give my agnostic ass a job

#

hmmge

teal jackal Apr 29, 2023, 5:21 PM

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livid yew LC on weekends

I respect the hustle doe

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 5:37 PM

#

hmmge

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 6:46 PM

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i rejected my only offer that was a slave contract and now idk what to do

dusty basin Apr 29, 2023, 6:53 PM

#

teal canopy i rejected my only offer that was a slave contract and now idk what to do

Apply and get an offer that’s not a slave contract

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 6:55 PM

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dusty basin Apply and get an offer that’s not a slave contract

where do you look for jobs? i used linkedin, glassdoor and wellfound. i ran out of places to look for 😦

shrewd ivy Apr 29, 2023, 6:57 PM

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teal canopy where do you look for jobs? i used linkedin, glassdoor and wellfound. i ran out ...

I got my job from my university handshake, check if ur school has something similar

tender ocean Apr 29, 2023, 7:01 PM

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Did anyone interview for fidelity full stack engineer role?

swift falcon Apr 29, 2023, 7:14 PM

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does anybody know if insurance can reject coverage if you’re looking for a job?

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or like if I have big event, then get a job 2 weeks later,l and quit, does insurance still cover me?

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jw if anybody has been in this type of situation while job hunting

autumn iris Apr 29, 2023, 7:19 PM

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PeepoJesusChrist

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are most people just back home looking for jobs?

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 7:23 PM

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autumn iris are most people just back home looking for jobs?

I would be broke if I wasn't living with parents during the job search KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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As soon as I get a job I'm moving out though

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:26 PM

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swift falcon does anybody know if insurance can reject coverage if you’re looking for a job?

what lind of insurance we talking about

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cause in the US I think you can stay on parents health insurance til like age 26

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:27 PM

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grizzled bronze I would be broke if I wasn't living with parents during the job search <:KEKW_RE...

haha same. It sucks.

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:29 PM

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@grizzled bronze Prayge I see offer in your future

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the 8ball says so

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:30 PM

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What's the closest you guys have gotten to an offer?

autumn iris Apr 29, 2023, 7:31 PM

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golden agate What's the closest you guys have gotten to an offer?

im in final process for 2 companies

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ASlife

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:31 PM

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thanospog

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:31 PM

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When you're like inches away from a life changing thing and nothing happens so you just got to put your head down for a few more months, that's the worst lol

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:31 PM

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autumn iris im in final process for 2 companies

nice, I'm rooting for you

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:32 PM

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ok I am watching the new Avatar tonight

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I heard its like 3 hours 💀

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:32 PM

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As a movie reviewer, I have to say, watch something else lol

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:32 PM

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I could finally watch Dune or Tenet

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had those in the list for a while

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:32 PM

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I'd say avoid Tenet

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:33 PM

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no I am Christopher Nolan simp, so I will watch it

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:33 PM

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I am too. He's my favorite. The Prestige

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:33 PM

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it looks pretty

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you went to a theater during COVID?

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worryWeird

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:33 PM

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I'd swap Dune for BladeRunner 2049

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I saw Tenet in the theater and hated it

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 7:34 PM

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I forgot what the first Avatar was about

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4KEKW

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:34 PM

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bro 2021 was like bad covid

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people stopped wearing masks and getting tested

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worryWeird

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 7:34 PM

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Blue aliens

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:34 PM

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I don't see anyone wear a mask these days, unless they are a health freak

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well I got all of HBO open here

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so many choices

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🤯 l

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 7:35 PM

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the new dune is amazing but just don’t expect a complete story

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as a dunehead i liked it a lot

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:35 PM

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I have the book series on my to-read list

golden agate Apr 29, 2023, 7:35 PM

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Edge of Tomorrow is a cool movie

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It's like an almost as cool Christopher Nolan movie with exposition

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 7:37 PM

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timber rock the new dune is amazing but just don’t expect a complete story

I haven't even watched the old one, gonna watch that tomorrow

livid yew Apr 29, 2023, 7:37 PM

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bro

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HBO is scuffed as fuck

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 7:37 PM

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grizzled bronze I haven't even watched the old one, gonna watch that tomorrow

it has some hilarious special effects

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the shields just being huge squares is amazing

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 7:38 PM

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golden agate What's the closest you guys have gotten to an offer?

penultimate round, rejected sadge

potent meteor Apr 29, 2023, 7:40 PM

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I got one free pass ticket because the sound was broken at the end of avatar

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And I used that pass to watch John Wick 4

tardy geode Apr 29, 2023, 7:47 PM

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i feel helpless , hopeless and confused

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i have no motivation to do anything

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I feel i have put my heart and soul in this process but nothing is happening

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i am mentally exhausted , and stressed . I am somehow coping but day by day its becoming difficult

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even when my resume matches with the job description , i get rejected .

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its hard to get sleep nowadays , i am at this since the past 8-9 months . Idk what's wrong i have even got my resume reviewed so many times , been reaching out to people . networking and what not

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it took me a lot of hardwork and efforts to reach where I am today and I am still at it but this trash market is making it impossible to get anything

potent meteor Apr 29, 2023, 7:53 PM

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Drink some beer and chill

tardy geode Apr 29, 2023, 7:55 PM

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thanks for your advice , i appreciate it but i am not in the mood for a beer . infact i don't even drink .

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 7:59 PM

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Are they making up fake skills/experience though, because that can bite you in the interview

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:13 PM

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tardy geode it took me a lot of hardwork and efforts to reach where I am today and I am stil...

You're not alone, just a shitty time. It's gonna get better eventually. Just take a break from the job search process, worse case scenario you can take a retail job until the market recovers.

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It's supposed to be challenging right now, but you gotta take care of yourself too. Talk with friends, find some hobbies.

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Don't put your life on hold for a shitty corporation, live your life

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 8:19 PM

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pretty sure he’s international so retail probably isn’t an option

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:19 PM

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timber rock pretty sure he’s international so retail probably isn’t an option

Yeah sorry, I keep forgetting sadge

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 8:19 PM

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maybe try for jobs in canada, or uk, or germany, somewhere where we don’t have an awful sponsorship process, and transfer back after a year or so

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 8:21 PM

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try hired.com and some of these which helps in getting you place for a small fee

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:22 PM

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Try to get counselling, I can't imagine how hard that type of situation is

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 8:22 PM

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indeed it sucks

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all my homies are at FAANG meanwhile

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sadge

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they didn't even get laid off

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 8:22 PM

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Yeah I get that it sucks to leave the country

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:23 PM

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obsidian crater all my homies are at FAANG meanwhile

That's a good thing, my friends are in jobs as well and I'm happy for them. Everyone has their own timeline and unique circumstances.

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 8:23 PM

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indeed

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 8:23 PM

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But what I mean is if he doesn’t get a job and has to leave, the chances of getting back in without a transfer is close to 0 so it’s a good idea to have other options

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 8:23 PM

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I'm just jelly

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It's really not

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But I'd rather have it than be unemployed lol

jovial latch Apr 29, 2023, 8:27 PM

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fuckin hell

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idk i didnt read it thta hard probabl ynot

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:29 PM

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jovial latch fuckin hell

Lmao

jovial latch Apr 29, 2023, 8:30 PM

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might make a tier list of application portals lol

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:31 PM

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jovial latch might make a tier list of application portals lol

S Tier: Lever, Greenhouse, SmartRecruiters, Untapped
A Tier: Workday, Jobvite
F Tier: BrassRing, Taleo, SuccessFactors, ICIMS

jovial latch Apr 29, 2023, 8:31 PM

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you can add paylocity to f tier

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as for workday, its b tier if they have a linkedin apply, probably a c or d tier without

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 8:32 PM

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workday instant f tier just because of how popular it is combined with having to make a new account every time

jovial latch Apr 29, 2023, 8:33 PM

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smartrecruiters gets a tier with linkedin apply, probably b or c tier without

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having to manually edit my work experience is a massive pain

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:33 PM

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jovial latch having to manually edit my work experience is a massive pain

It's alway parsed fine for me personally

jovial latch Apr 29, 2023, 8:33 PM

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my resume parses mostly fine...depending on the portal

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:34 PM

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timber rock workday instant f tier just because of how popular it is combined with having to...

I get that, personal I like it since I get to see the status and easily apply for future jobs for the same company

cloud zinc Apr 29, 2023, 8:34 PM

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grizzled bronze S Tier: Lever, Greenhouse, SmartRecruiters, Untapped A Tier: Workday, Jobvite ...

not putting ICIMS in F tier

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WazowskiStare

grizzled bronze Apr 29, 2023, 8:34 PM

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cloud zinc > not putting ICIMS in F tier

Oh shit my bad, I was thinking of Microsoft's ICIMS integration, it varies

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Moved to F Tier

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It's inconsistent

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👍

cloud zinc Apr 29, 2023, 8:35 PM

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Tbf I'm biased towards one-paged application portals

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Especially biased against portals that ask for an email confirmation every time

timber rock Apr 29, 2023, 8:36 PM

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grizzled bronze I get that, personal I like it since I get to see the status and easily apply fo...

Yea it’s not that bad, I just don’t like my password manager being half filled with a hundred workday accounts lol

cloud zinc Apr 29, 2023, 8:37 PM

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There is no reason that an application portal should keep segments of a job application if they're not gonna look at it

jovial latch Apr 29, 2023, 8:37 PM

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timber rock Yea it’s not that bad, I just don’t like my password manager being half filled w...

mans not using the same email and password for every workday account

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 8:39 PM

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jovial latch mans not using the same email and password for every workday account

i use different password, dont wanna put effort so g auto-pass works

jovial latch Apr 29, 2023, 8:40 PM

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i just use the same password for every one of em

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tbh websites i dont give a shit about get this password
logins i do give a shit about get a bitwarden generated password

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and 2fa with google authenticator

swift falcon Apr 29, 2023, 9:02 PM

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livid yew what lind of insurance we talking about

just in general

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like normal health insurance

scenic wadi Apr 29, 2023, 9:54 PM

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any hopium for 2024 cycle?

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surely these companies need to backfill attrition/layoffs right

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 9:56 PM

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copium

chilly burrow Apr 29, 2023, 9:57 PM

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scenic wadi any hopium for 2024 cycle?

No 1 can say 4 certain...

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 9:58 PM

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being international rn is like the worst thing possible in the job market

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shit's bad

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 9:58 PM

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ye, I'm trying to get a research position or a gig through contacts

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It's really bad but I'm hoping to survive until the market recovers a little bit and I can get some offers

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 9:59 PM

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you on OPT?

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 9:59 PM

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no

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I graduate May end

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My OPT start date is July 31

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 9:59 PM

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so you got some time

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 9:59 PM

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ya

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 9:59 PM

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mine starts at june 1st

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:00 PM

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If I'm gonna get deported I'm travelling to Philly on the way

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Gonna have pizza with Techie and leave for the gulag

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hmmge

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Dude June 1 absolutely sucks

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I'm sorry mane

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:01 PM

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i know, but i had an offer that was a slave contract

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:01 PM

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shit's rough

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:01 PM

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and they wanted me to have mine start by june 1st

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:01 PM

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so you're not getting deported?

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:01 PM

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after looking at their contract, i bailed out

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it was soooo bad

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basically a bootcamp to hire

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i only get paid once i pass the interview with their clients

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:02 PM

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Lots of those out there

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I try to avoid them

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:02 PM

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yea so now im left with a bad OPT start date

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and no job

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where do you look for jobs tho

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OPT is for new grads, H1B is after OPT

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:02 PM

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OPT is essentially guaranteed work permit for 3 years as long as you have a job

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:03 PM

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I saw a company where I need to pay them to train and in return they would help me get placed( which again I need to give interviews)

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:03 PM

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you make that sound too easy

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:03 PM

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H1B you need a job offer and a sponsoring employer PLUS there are only a specific # handed out each year so it's up to RNG lottery 💀

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:03 PM

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^

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:03 PM

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I mean you can't get a green card automatically lol

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So it wouldn't matter what country Naruto is from

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:04 PM

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H1b is luck and for populated countries that's the best they get

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:04 PM

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They'd still get yeeted if no job

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:04 PM

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and this is based on the fact that you have a job in the first place lmao

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:04 PM

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😭

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Mane once I have 3 years of work experience

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I'm getting the fuck out of here

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:04 PM

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fr

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:04 PM

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Maybe

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or somewhere else

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You see my bro is a US Citizen

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:05 PM

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3 years and aren't u eligible for green card

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:05 PM

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So he can file for a green card on my behalf

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So I gotta wait like 20 years for that maybe lol

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KEKW

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:05 PM

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obsidian crater So it wouldn't matter what country Naruto is from

I originated from japan 💀 jk

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:05 PM

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vagina diff tbh

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:05 PM

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how many apps y'all submitted so far

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:06 PM

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You see if I make $150K as a dev salary in the US I'm not even close to rich

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If I make $30K as a dev salary in India I'm filthy rich

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:06 PM

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gonna work in Europe after my 3 years work permit

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:06 PM

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I can hire a maid to clean my house everyday and shit

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:06 PM

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obsidian crater If I make $30K as a dev salary in India I'm filthy rich

I would try to work remote, get us salary and live in india

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:06 PM

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worth less than robux tbh

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rupees

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yeah

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for upper middle class people

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my family used to pay our maid like $15 a month KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:07 PM

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maids are supper common in india

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:07 PM

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obsidian crater my family used to pay our maid like $15 a month <:KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION:1014352...

yo that's messed up lol

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:07 PM

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Me too, but Indian homes don't usually have dishwashers

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People do it cause they can

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:07 PM

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with half the pay here we could live like a emperor in india

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:08 PM

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Bro she only worked like an hour a day

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At our place

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Not 8 hours

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no I was a kid

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:08 PM

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for 8 hours work it's around 10-12$

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:08 PM

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bruh

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:08 PM

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India's minimum wage is starvation

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It's actually $2.16 a day

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lol

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Or $65 per month

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🥜

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:09 PM

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get your imagination down techie

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:09 PM

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And that's for full time real jobs

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Our maid was like 40

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:09 PM

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ngl indian devs are cracked tho

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if they were able to speak english, they'd all put us outta business

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:09 PM

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They can

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:10 PM

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yea english is a big factor

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:10 PM

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Harro techie do I pushha za cod to za masta banch

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:10 PM

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most of the Indians can speak just fine

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:11 PM

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that's mostly because we see middle-high class people

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:11 PM

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Kindly give me your info so I can sell you these Apple cards

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:11 PM

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idk most of them don't wanna get into trouble here so they are way too polite and get's that habituated

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:11 PM

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KEKW

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hahahaha my boss at my internship would swear all the time

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He'd be debugging some code and start shouting fuck Apple

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:12 PM

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tbh writing down that you can speak two languages on a resume is an L move
cuz recruiters are gonna think you suck at english

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:12 PM

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Fuck macos

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Fuck C

teal canopy Apr 29, 2023, 10:12 PM

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C or C++

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:12 PM

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I like C

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:13 PM

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I did that in an interview 💀

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:13 PM

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C++ is better than C but it's like 2000x more complicated so

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C is small and clean comparatively

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Not a lot of gotchas

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:13 PM

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obsidian crater C++ is better than C but it's like 2000x more complicated so

c++ is fav lang?

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:14 PM

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eh

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I avoid C++ unless I need to because it's so complicated

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:14 PM

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I never wrote a single line of code in c++

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:14 PM

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I think with C++ I have perpetual imposter syndrome

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I feel like I never know enough

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Because there's always more to know

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C++ is for low level or HFT bros

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:15 PM

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I wrote a lot of code in c tho 💀 it was my primary lang back in day

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:16 PM

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C is great

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My college taught in Python, JS, C and Scala

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I probably like Scala the most out of all those

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KEKW

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:16 PM

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I went from c->java->python etc

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:16 PM

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Scala is the inbred child of Python and Java

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Scala 2 and 3 are so different though

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It's absolutely insane how different they are

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It's like C++ 11, completely changed the language

prisma flax Apr 29, 2023, 10:18 PM

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how does scala looks too clumsy ?

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 10:18 PM

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Idk

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I only know Scala 2

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where you work kuro

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You are lying

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https://matrix.fandom.com/wiki/MetaCortex

Matrix Wiki

MetaCortex

MetaCortex (sometimes called Meta Cortechs) was a prominent software company in the Matrix that Neo worked for. It was referred to as being a "respectable software company" by Agent Smith. On what...

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I am Agent Smith

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I am coming to make you code in Brainfuck for the rest of your life

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Coding on a saturday evening

swift falcon Apr 29, 2023, 10:41 PM

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wow

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it’s really him

teal jackal Apr 29, 2023, 10:44 PM

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Oh vased is kuro

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How tf did I not figure that out earlier

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dusky tapir Apr 29, 2023, 10:47 PM

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Mathew Chanda

cloud zinc Apr 29, 2023, 10:57 PM

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teal jackal

this image goes hard

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ngl

obsidian crater Apr 29, 2023, 11:03 PM

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I got an email from someone saying they saw me on linkedin and want to talk about an opportunity

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Place your bets on a scam here

fallow thistle Apr 29, 2023, 11:43 PM

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Came across this on LinkedIn

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https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3593321178

MrBeast hiring Front-End Developer in United States | LinkedIn

Posted 10:34:35 PM. This role is Fully Remote and will be in our Mr. Beast Gaming department.Company Description:What…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.

dusky tapir Apr 30, 2023, 12:07 AM

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fallow thistle https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3593321178

Lmao I feel this will be like teslas culture but worse

distant rampart Apr 30, 2023, 12:07 AM

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i wonder how much the tc will be given that he gives 100k to random ppl

dusky tapir Apr 30, 2023, 12:09 AM

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“I’m not in it for the money, I’m just here to work for the amazing guy Mr beast. He’s only paying me 40k but I’m so happy I can work for my favorite YouTuber” - 🤓

dusky tapir Apr 30, 2023, 12:10 AM

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dusky tapir “I’m not in it for the money, I’m just here to work for the amazing guy Mr beast...

“He can exploit me all he wants” -🤓

fallow thistle Apr 30, 2023, 12:29 AM

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feel like they're gonna do sth like "last person leave the office get $100k"

swift falcon Apr 30, 2023, 1:03 AM

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misser beese

obsidian crater Apr 30, 2023, 1:49 AM

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exploit me

stray imp Apr 30, 2023, 2:36 AM

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Are the job postings on indeed any good? I never get responses

golden agate Apr 30, 2023, 2:49 AM

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yes I have

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 2:49 AM

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stray imp Are the job postings on indeed any good? I never get responses

If you can't get interviews, you can find a lot of no-name companies on indeed that will most likely interview you

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I get more interviews on indeed than on linkedin. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing, so take that with a grain of salt

tardy geode Apr 30, 2023, 2:52 AM

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hugs

tardy geode Apr 30, 2023, 2:52 AM

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grizzled bronze You're not alone, just a shitty time. It's gonna get better eventually. Just tak...

i am just coping somehow , i am international so i can't take a retail job

tardy geode Apr 30, 2023, 2:53 AM

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grizzled bronze Try to get counselling, I can't imagine how hard that type of situation is

SadCat yeah ig

tardy geode Apr 30, 2023, 2:54 AM

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timber rock Yeah I get that it sucks to leave the country

its not easy to leave because , there have been a lot of monetary as well as other sacrifices so thats like the very very worst case option .

obsidian crater Apr 30, 2023, 2:55 AM

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We're in the same situation prayge

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🥹

tardy geode Apr 30, 2023, 2:55 AM

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i just want a job that helps me pay my rent , sponsors(at this point this is also not a requirement i am open for no sponsorship but no comp is ready) and lets me save some to pay my loans off . i am not even a party person nor a person who has materialistic desires

obsidian crater Apr 30, 2023, 2:56 AM

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We're gonna make it prayge

tardy geode Apr 30, 2023, 2:56 AM

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i hope so

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prayge

obsidian crater Apr 30, 2023, 2:56 AM

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Or we're gonna fail trying

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All we can do is try our best

tardy geode Apr 30, 2023, 2:56 AM

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NE_sadtacoman

timber rock Apr 30, 2023, 2:56 AM

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prayge

west egret Apr 30, 2023, 3:00 AM

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prayge

fallen fox Apr 30, 2023, 3:19 AM

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prayge

obsidian crater Apr 30, 2023, 3:22 AM

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Github copilot is cracked

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It's over for SWEs

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/s

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:37 AM

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what kind of company name is "the knot worldwide"? https://fa-evtx-saasfaprod1.fa.ocs.oraclecloud.com/hcmUI/CandidateExperience/en/sites/CX_1/requisitions/preview/1340

THE KNOT WORLDWIDE

Software Engineer Associate

WHAT WE DO MATTERS: Here at The Knot Worldwide, we believe in doing work that matters. In 16 countries around the world, our leading family of brands (The Knot, WeddingWire, Bodas, Hitched, The Bash, The Bump, and more) inspire, inform, and celebrate our communities as they move through life’s milestones. Our couples and business partners depend...

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:44 AM

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@timber rockyouve applied to 231 places ?

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cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:47 AM

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that's not that bad

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:47 AM

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thats a lot of apps I feel

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:47 AM

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some of us have worse stats

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:47 AM

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Ive only applied to 71 lol

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so far

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:48 AM

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I'm at 1300+ since graduating. But tbf I haven't done anything but apply and interview since then

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:48 AM

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HUH

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1300

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HUH

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:48 AM

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Graduated in August 2022

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:48 AM

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holy shit bro, thats a lot of places to apply to

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you got some sort of database for these places?

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:48 AM

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nah, I ballparked the number

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7-10 apps a day would do that to ya

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:49 AM

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but you still looking right? is it too competitive or wut?

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:50 AM

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the thing is, I graduated right before the layoffs and hiring freezes. Had an analyst role from AWS that I would've killed at the interview stage, but they dropped the role

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:51 AM

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I see. Yeah these layoffs and freezes have sure done a number on the new grads. Thankfully for my area of interest is not that bad

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:51 AM

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A large amount of those apps was me fucking up the interview stage, I'm not gonna lie. But like 15-20% roles that were cancelled due to the layoffs

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of course I'm still looking

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:52 AM

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I see I see, are you looking to make 6 figures for ur first job

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or something close that if not exactly 100,000

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:53 AM

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Not even. My original goal was 90k, but I'm willing to go as low as $65k+

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:53 AM

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Feel that. If you want some guranteed roles you could try the government lol

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and the pay for them is above 65k

cloud zinc Apr 30, 2023, 3:54 AM

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Can't do gov roles, since most of them require a clearance of some sort. As for defense, I'm still waiting for CAE to respond to my interview back in February.

woven berry Apr 30, 2023, 3:55 AM

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yeah thats what Im saying, apply to an entry level role

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get your cleareance

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and it will open up the market to much higher paying jobs

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only thing that sucks about them is the darn process

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it takes fucking forever

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