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i did this business course assignments with chatgpt and scored full points in all of em
now its straight A in that course
and not a single minute wasted

all thanks to the almighty ChatGPT

I did all my data mining coursework with gpt, hes really good about those topics
How do business schools give grades, I got 98.1/100 and still got an A- at NYU Stern 
Really? I thought ChatGPT was too dumb and obvious to tell for those types of assignments
gpt4 is much smarter than gpt3.5
dude i would just do this :
Can you summarize the article in 600 words (and then put the link)
i did this and got full marks in that assignment
with a comment from prof saying "great organization and well written"

I think you should switch field to Promt Engineer, 200k minimum base

there was a role called ChatGPT developer
GPT-4 is a hypothetical successor to the GPT-3 language model, which is currently the most advanced language model in the world. GPT-3 is a product of OpenAI, a leading artificial intelligence research organization. GPT-3 has achieved significant breakthroughs in natural language processing (NLP), including generating coherent and contextually appropriate text based on input prompts.
Recently, there has been some confusion about whether GPT-Plus, a new language model developed by EleutherAI, gives users access to GPT-4. To clarify, GPT-Plus is not GPT-4, and it does not provide direct access to GPT-4.
GPT-Plus is an open-source language model developed by a community of volunteers led by EleutherAI, a nonprofit research organization. GPT-Plus is designed to be a more transparent and accessible alternative to GPT-3, which is proprietary and only available through licensing agreements with OpenAI.
GPT-Plus is based on the same architecture as GPT-3 and uses a similar training process. However, it has some key differences that make it distinct from GPT-3. For example, GPT-Plus is trained on a different dataset, which includes a more diverse range of sources than the dataset used to train GPT-3. Additionally, GPT-Plus has been fine-tuned to perform better on certain tasks, such as generating code and understanding scientific concepts.
While GPT-Plus is not the same as GPT-4, it is possible that the knowledge and insights gained from developing GPT-Plus could be used to inform the development of GPT-4 in the future. Both GPT-3 and GPT-Plus are based on transformer architecture, which has been shown to be effective for NLP tasks. However, there are many challenges to developing a language model as advanced as GPT-4, and it is unclear when or if such a model will be developed.
In conclusion, GPT-Plus is not GPT-4, and it does not provide direct access to GPT-4. However, it is a promising open-source alternative to GPT-3 that has the potential to advance the field of NLP and contribute to the development of future language models. While it remains to be seen whether GPT-4 will ever be developed, the ongoing research and development of language models like GPT-Plus is likely to continue to drive progress in the field of artificial intelligence.
Not reading all that. I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.
summarized this using chat gpt

GPT-4 is a hypothetical successor to GPT-3, the most advanced language model in the world, developed by OpenAI. Recently, there has been confusion about whether GPT-Plus, a new open-source language model developed by EleutherAI, provides access to GPT-4. However, GPT-Plus is not GPT-4 but a more accessible alternative to GPT-3, based on a different dataset and fine-tuned for certain tasks. Although GPT-4's development is uncertain, ongoing research and development of language models like GPT-Plus are likely to drive progress in the field of artificial intelligence.
Now summarize this ratio,
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now make it bark
Has anybody completed the starlink beam take home
Is that the spacex OA? I have a take home from starlink too
Yeah, ive been nervous for it I dont know what to expect
Need some advice.
I want to connect with an SDE manager of a company
I want to connect in the hopes that they can eventually help me get my foot in the company
What should the connection message be to not sound desperate??
I'm v clueless
pls gib jobe
Gib job and post his IP as blackmail
Greedy solution works, don't overthink it
First part requires you to know how to change reference frames
I totally over thought it after my initial solution didn't pass all test cases
i should have just tried reversing order of loops
Or honestly using a different language
i gave up on the greedy approach and thought of how to solve it optimally using network flow
but ran out of time implementing it
Got rejected lol

chatgpt
anyone got their ead?
i did not yet
Lmfao spacex one is so long had to just brute force that shit
Oh I had one with connecting satellites in some 3d grid or something idk
Hey guys ,
Iām graduating this December and looking for jobs .
I have a internship in a small startup for this summer, itās based on Python .
Can you people guide me on how to crack a full time job before December .
Any inputs from very basic routine to anything specific are welcome .
Also guide me on hiring timelines of the companies .

if you've been applying with the same resume and it isn't working. It's time to change the resume to add more interesting projects. Have a resume that has projects that are specifically catered to the job listing. What you can do is make a folder in your file directory called "resumes" and within that add a bunch of folders with specific tech stacks and put your catered resume in there. That way it can be named normally without have a duplication error. Plus it keeps it organized!
great Suggestion, I did file directory for different resumes as well
Recruiting for next summer starts around July/August so be ready... Positions starting in January I'm not so sure but keep an eye out and apply daily...
And start leetcode so you're ready when the time comes 
Me coming in ready with 446 LCs and a third internship.
Iām not gonna let them slip past me so easy this time.
āWe decided to go with a better candidateā is going to be on my grave
Could be worse. Walmart waited 3-4 months to reject after final. 
to get my offer this week
I have been practicing hackerrank questions for a while, and think I can reasonably complete a medium level question, are there any companies that use hackerrank for their process?
most use hackerrank as a platform for the OA, but in my exp, the questions are more likely found on lc
bromance 
What's interview process at Neuralink for Full time SWE like? Leetcode + assignment?
na go to midwest and you can find ppl
what do u bring to the table?
Lol
Spacex reject after live coding interview (my fault)
John Deere cancel technical interview 5 minutes before
Epic reject after recorded coding OA (I thought I did well??)
HCSC cancel after 3 phone calls (weirdos ngl)
Tegus reject after pass 30 minute behavioral -> 75 minute live coding interview -> 75 minute live debugging challenge -> 30 minute behavioral
Vanguard cancel before final```
unlucky!
Would applying to sdet be worth it if I'm currently struggling to get a swe role? Feels like it'll be harder to transition to swe afterwards.
if you need a job then go for it, it's better than being unemployed
one job as an sdet will not permanently bar you from non-sdet roles for eternity
yes but the simple solution to that is to apply to junior non sdet roles, and if you really think it's holding you back then you can just take it off your resume
but the person with 6 months exp as an sdet will come out ahead of the person with 0 months exp in nothing always
it's ofc different if youre trying to go from senior sdet to senior swe or something like that
thanks, appreciate the advice!
i would argue that sdet is way more relevant experience for normal swe jobs than data analytics is
but yes, if you can get a proper swe job then go for that. but taking an sdet job temporarily is not bad
ya but my point is the guy is struggling to get an swe role rn and 6 months of sdet experience is better than 6 months of unemployment
assuming he will keep applying and not stay in sdet for years
yeah the biggest thing to consider is do you have enough time to job prep well and keep interviewing while working full time
well besides "do you need a job to survive the next 6 months"
im doing an it job rn after 3 months of unemployment
hopefully i dont get pigeonholed
jobs sorta braindead so i grind lc at work
mane I got rejected from an internship
they didn't even give me a technical interview
Our QA is like this
anyone here graduating in Fall 2023 semester, wasnt sure when applications open for Winter 2024 openings
Do you think that August is early enough?
Some even start in July LMAO
I started looking for a job last May, and I'm still unemployed
you mind me asking if this was just cause the technicals or fucked or was the resume screen the barrier
cause tbh last sept wasn't too bad in terms of like companies posting at least
yea keep changing my resume
yeahhhh last august/sept pretty much every company was sending out interviews outside of big tech
my resume suck last year
basically add more experience, keywords & use jack's template
just for these mfs to lay off the next month
they even asked 2x lc hards and mental math tests for my janitor job 
Where have we come š
they asked system design for QA role's interview
I got onsite interview tomorrow. I'm not prepared 
Idk if they were hiring for 2023 new grads in June 2022
if someone asks me what SOLID is i will cry

who ready for 2026 hiring season
tbf bb's app wasnt public till like early september i dont think
idr when they officially put it out on their site
I think I did a few OAs then
Got ghosted
Then fire nation attacked and we are the slaves of Ozai
one time they asked me to implement a singleton class and I provided 3 solutions and they rejected me.
I'm still at the "I failed the behavioral" stage of interviewing
for sure I'm a weak candidate when it comes to personality fit and charisma
I do better as a technical monkey
i was going to say something
but then I realized, I too have failed behavioral ig
only got to 1st round intro interviews

I'm autistic, sheltered, not really any interesting life experiences, very neckbeard-y in terms of life habits, etc
Yeah I'm not ashamed of who I am
im the opposite
I'm a grass toucher
gotta be a technical monkey
but it sucks that these factors contribute towards me having a hard time finding a job
- the behavioural skills that makes me a sophisticated neanderthal
i've failed behavioural twice lol
mane it's kinda over now
optiver asked me "what would happen if you walked into a room and there were 5 clones of you in the room and you were given a task"
begging my parents to pay for grad school
like what
or I'm gonna be jobless for a while
we would all start fighting probably
get zesty
i feel like the answer they want to that question is somewhere along the lines of
"all 5 versions of me would work cohesively in a team"
pog
we would all wait for someone else to take leadership, sigh and then everyone would take the lead, then we'd all get mad/resentful at each other
I think i just fucked up a normal introductory interview
ask chatgpt the questions such as "why company", its answer is pretty good

most people arent slick enough for it
chatgpt is ass at leetcode
and even when someone does use chatgpt for interviews theyre probably not as slick as they think they are
if youre gonna cheat on an onsite you might as well just look up the question on google instead of asking chatgpt
Prompt engineering with how question works can write the sol in 5 mins
palantir, bb, c1, the holy trinity of early fall 2022 interviews
lmao trueeeee
bloombergy and palantir
both reject at final stages
memories
"my recruiter said bloomberg is done"
So I told them my solution and then we moved on to q&a about a silly broad range of topics from trivia definitions to micro services and they just kept randomly ping ponging between each other it was clear there wasnāt a plan or any cohesion between the two of them. In the end they ghosted me but thankfully the recruiter got back to me and it sounds like they werenāt looking to pay what they offered.
this is listed as an interview experience on glassdoor for company I'm interviewing tomorrow
Loooool
bb hired a lot i think, but my resume was shit last year
so sad i got resume reject from bloomberg my first application, then my second application got rejected after screening interview(pipeline was extremely clogged by then)
simply get luckier with your recruiter being faster lol
i got to the phone for bb then got slapped
well SOME of us dont go to decent schools 
the real real hack was having a recruiter reach out on linkedin 
i mean do you have to go to the school to go to the school?
campus hiring events where they actually interview in person are a cheat code
what do u mean by this 
I rejected their power day for you
what's stopping me from showing up to their events and interviewing?
Raytheon reached to me twice, but I am not citizenš
are they really gonna care whether I'm a student at that school?
uhhh fair enough i guess but i feel when they look at your resume
and you dont go to the school theyre at
oh yeah I also have a really strong stutter when I'm forced to talk in serious situations
yeah, i know - it's really just more about introducing yourself
i mean unless school is really that big of a factor to them
If you can get access to the fair, give it a shot thereās no harm in that
I think T10 cs schools get a lot of these in person itnerviewing opportunities
Its all luck
non-t10 students can do what t10 students do, but a non-t10 student has to work harder to compensate
and i dont like working hard 
same probably ditching swe to become a tech tiktoker
Probably going to buy a small home with a small yard and try to get financial independence
I see myself burning out someday
day in the life of an unemployed cs grad
my parents wanted me to buy a house w my first internship money
maybe if u get a trailer home
or buy it in rural idk, guatemala?
oh lol it was 8 mo internship not those measly 3 month ones
either way no one is saving enough to buy a house with a single internship unless it's in a super rural area
you can be neighbors with hickie 
ok bros I cut my fingernails, I should be prepared for interview tomorrow
ready to ace it

intern as CEO -> buy house in Bay Area
Be a CEO -> buy an island
could realistically buy an island after a long internship
that island is in canada and probably frozen over most of the year
comes with free slaves
Yeah Nova Scotia islands are cheap since they're hard to get to
You can't build anything on them
can build a fort
A lot of states have strong protection for squatters too
You can't just tell the cops to kick them out
Gotta do eviction process nowadays
seems kinda easy tbh
hardest behavioral i've ever gotten was some stupid bullshit that was: you're driving in a car down the highway, 100 miles from civilization in any direction with your best friend, your car only has 2 seats. You come by an uncovered rest stop that has the woman of your dreams and a sick old lady. It's pouring rain, and if you don't get that sick old lady to the hospital she probably will get pneumonia. There is no way for more than 2 people to fit in the car. If you leave you will never see the woman of your dreams again. What do you do?
simply use light mode
probably help sick old lady ig
youre gonna go crazy one day anyways dont delay the inevitable
the correct answer is let best friend and old lady take the car and stand in the rain with the woman of your dreams
jfc
yeah this was for a non-swe job like a decade ago, i can't remember what i said but it involved save old lady and got the job. They told me perfect answer after
i was like this is such a waste of interview time
can u turn it back on them and be like āhow can you assume Iām attracted to women?ā
did u just assume my sexual orientation
can you get hr in here pls
its not hard, just a stupid hypothetical that has no relevance to whether i can do the job or not
the interviewer be like: "maybe if i throw them a weird one the crazy will come out"
live first round interview is great. fuck OAs
i have had twice that i would have 100% failed an OA with the same questions but got passed on to next round cause live interviewer was watching and liked my thought process
fuck OAs
im going to raw dog interview tomorrow
my life
the audacity
Has anyone gone through the ixl technical phone interview?
Is hiring for software engineers slowing down?
Its dead
she is bad team mate
that bad.....
Is all of it slowing down or are there are parts that are still ok for entry level hiring?
It's dead
Entry level hiring is specifically really bad right now
If you're entry level basically nobody hiring except defense
This is what vanguard sent to me, i was supposed to get a final round interview
Seniors are having a hard time but there are openings
I'm so sorry. That's rough....
i mean, in this market it doesn't make sense to hire new grads over sdes with 1-3 yoe
if you are international and entry level, its going to be extremely hard
Is defense considered bad to work for? My brother just got a systems engineer for Lockheed.
I agree
Defense is fine
im genuinely looking into grad schools now
same
even though i really didnt want to/have the money
I'm international + new grad => šŖ¢
beats not doing anything all day
im thinking about putting in a fake internship
the worst combo
wont work
Good luck to y'all with that
I don't think internships count
people with faang internships arent getting anywhere
Most employers don't really count internships as experience
literally useless
At this point I'm just jamming on random projects to boost my resume...
i had a bad feeling about graduating lol
dont think itll have too much of an impact either, sadly
id say specialize in ee/ce concepts
theres some jobs there who will happily take you
projects only matter if your resume is empty
I mean projects can help
but 9/10 times the recruiter and engineers won't check your GH profile
^
I WISH THEY WOULD
^
fuckers
I interviewed a guy yesterday
my github is a shithole anyway
I wonder if it's better nowadays to learn weirder languages like Scala/Go/Julia to standout
every piece of code I have ever written is in github
including college course code 
pretty sure I wasn't supposed to post HW lol
I strive for that level of documentation and archiving
About to apply to an ML role
lockheed is good
Only ML experience I have is coursework 
Scala is getting some hype here

I know Scala and it's quite nice
Oh ok. I just wondered since Scala doesn't seem common for entry levels
go is poggers
Go is nice
i dont want my professors to hunt me down bc of posting hw on my gh lol
Most other people I know use Javascript/C++/Python/random app language so that is good to know
thats the last thing i need
buddy I graduted, they dont give a fuck
they can take your degree if they care lol
Yeah scala is fun. Wanted to find data engineering positions with it, but I feel they want data engineers with a few years exp
i had a professor who copyrighted her material and warned us not to ever make it public lol
our prod systems are JS
all 5 of them


wanna see a 4 level promise chain

was not my choice lol

we are going to convert to Go later this year
That sounds unholy
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
void foo() {
throw ([&](void***){});
}
int main()
{
foo();
return 0;
}
Just gonna drop this gore
C++ I think
yes
Yeah I will let other people get paid for C++
wont touch it
I actively turn down C++ jobs
Do recruiters tend to visit portfolio websites
Or is it mainly LinkedIn?


I think that's just copium honestly
tbh there isn't really a lot to learn when the market has no job postings open
That's the best way to view it IMO
I don't want to be one of those gloom and doomers but people have said my resume is fine and I can't even get OAs
me too but i didnt learn and just got lucky lol
Rejections happen. If you got something from it, it wasn't a complete waste of time.
zen
it only happens when you get multiple interviews

Yeah but being negative doesn't really do much for you either. Important to keep a positive mental attitude when you do get your chances.
2 of my offers only had behavioural interviews and the other one i managed to get a sub-optimal 90% solution and somehow got the offer
@obsidian crater curious, are you on a visa or anything?
I usually give 90% solutions
I dont think I have ever gotten a interview question completly right
tbh I'm pretty sure I had less than 10 interviews across two seasons
So I got 90 days after july 31 before the boot
out of 300 applications total
correct
rip
but I think it's 90 days in total that you can use until you get an H1B - so you'd be using up all your 90 days. Someone correct me if im wrong but this is what im aware of
My friends who graduated last year got jobs pretty easily tbh
But last year was different
Undergrad in US is shit expensive for internationals
try consulting if it doesn't work out than do masters
many uni accept master's without publications
how
Just apply and show case your interests and why that university
get in touch with a prof if you really interested to do some research
didnt need to take GRE
GRE became a scam now
interesting
back in day it used to have value, people started cheating a lot
yea scope of things and your understanding changes a lot
honestly your it doesn't depend on only your gpa
I'll probably get > a 3.0 this semester unless I really shit on one class
it depends on your course gpa
like course grade
i mean i just look at the total number at the end of the semester dude
if you wanna do master's in Machine learning than stats, machine learning those course grade matter's a lot than overall
I don't ever plan on going into ML
I basically means your course score
not for me
it's just a example
I will let the nerds do ML
market is flooded with ML
Masters, I would get like a biz degree or something
not a CS masters
that is just dumb in my opinon
unless in very big name brand
I want to start a company tho
My plan was to work for like 3 years
like when im 40 or so
Then get a master's degree in stats/finance to try to get a quant job
40 is when I would be settled in at my job
yea by 40 with all responsibilities it get's tough
you guys wants to end up as IC?
yea
what is IC?
Integrated Circut
pog
l5? or l6?
not management, basically
depends on the company lol
Senior for us is L5
DevOps is def a bunch of IC work too
I am currently L2, Senior is L5

I see
gotcha
Neetflix pays out in all cash
I'm gonna try to get research experience to boost my grad school app
yeah the TC at netflix is nice
and all cash
otherwise, its just a job
I could buy a new car if I got netflix

once I started doing SWE for the money, my mindset changed
promo as fast as possible lol
Anyone here have research experience?
cool man, that's some crazy shit
bay area started interview process any idea?
two technical and two system design?
today I did a round and they told we follow standard bay area process, and like 4 more rounds 2 technical and 2 gonna be discussion and get to know stuff
was confused what the heck is discussion
wait but I'm honestly confused
How can I get into a t20 cs school with just a 3.0 lol
There has to be more
how tuff is it to deal with audio files for DE?
Inshallah I will get a job so I can pay for t20 cs grad school š¤”
GRE became useless, it's all scam
no I am just getting to know stuff about things the company i interview do
ohh gotcha
never touched a audio/video files
seems pretty self explainatory
discussion about something
so for audio cleaning the files and quality checks all those how it's gonna work?
well i don't know how to prepare
gotcha it just flew from my mind for now gonna dig some up for better understanding
yea, but trying to get a better sense of things to talk in an interview
I never tried/worked with audio/video it just keeps bugging me, just to build up some confidence gonna see and look up how to do things
if i get that job yes
it's all about the audio
Sure would do
Damn I never know preparing for interview would clear so much stuff from your brain, it just fills the gaps in many areas
I did that and felt shoot myself by asking all weird question involving the audio files( asked just bcuz I was curios )
yea gotcha
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for positions offering remote work, would it be wise to mention your willingness to relocate due to state tax laws?
where do you work now?
this is after the final interview
L or W? 
why cant they just say it in the email
ffs
Because thatās the dumbest way to give someone an offer
Most likely, he wants to give you an offer on a call
just had the call
I GOT THE OFFER





FIRST OFFER IN 4 FKING MONTHS
HELLA YAAAA
FINALLY
Awesome š you made it
congrats!!!
nvm
same
just got a rejection from the interview i did on tuesday




Congrats!!! Which company?
i guess tesla
Yāall think all the LinkedIn reach out and cold messaging actually does something?
I am certain whoever I message would already have a flooded inbox to begin with
Recruiter/manager whoever
just smoked my interview

told me i'll hear back very soon, final interview next week if i make it
No wonder Dropbox doesn't hire much nowadays in the first place
idk about that chief
They've been saying a recession is coming forever
we alreaady ahe a tech recession, it cant be worse t_t
āGiven their assessment of the potential economic effects of the recent banking-sector developments, the staffās projection at the time of the March meeting included a mild recession starting later this year, with a recovery over the subsequent two years,ā the meeting summary stated.
I'll believe them when it happens
are the 0 offers not proof enough?
That's just a tech thing
š¤·āāļø my accounting friends all got jobs
at big 4
It's probably coming this summer tho
@obsidian crater did u touch grass today
yes

begging friend for TSLA referral 
I find this recession prediction kinda meme because they've been saying it since last summer so they're bound to be right someday
where do you work?
I didn't realize all these people had kids 
Some of them speak better English than their parents 

kids 
Can confirm. @livid yew is my kid
if only...there was a way to obtain kids without having your own...perhaps...adoption?
30 is a perfect age imo
never
Lemme think
My dad was 35 when I was born 
Wait
Yep that's right
My younger sister, my dad was 40


My older sister, he was 28 I think
Not sure why they waited so long lol
I'll ask during my next 1:1 with my dad š
there's a lotta shit people make wrong for their kids to be, especially the religous parents
wait is this channel also for people graduating december?
or people who graduated already
either
but only if you already graduated in 2023
Roblox didn't exist when I was a kid
Pretty sure it launched in like 2012 or something

How is that ban?
Lol this ain't 4th grade bro
This is a free, open forum

Yeah I've said some sussy shit
In discord
ok that thread was the dumbest thing ive ever laid eyes upon
thats pretty funny if you think about the gay frogs rant from alex jones way back when. We really have gone full circle
ya they are called CS majors
yeah i was just about to say that š
understandable fear
Ya you should prevent them from doing that until they are older. There's a lot of bad stuff out there they shouldn't really view. Also giving them cell phone access young just turns them into a phone zombie and they watch youtube non-stop
i wouldn't give a kid access to phones until like 8 at least when they are a little self aware. if they get introduced at 1 or 2 they just always want it
i didnt even really have computers until i was like 10+ and never really got a phone till i was 18 and brought one myself
also block certain sites from your router or isp. You wouldn't want your kid to go to Deviantart.
conservatives being scared that roblox is "turning the kids trans"
just DM the link if you're concerned
I just saw it lmao its just a fuckin echo chamber tf
Is Roblox the one with the blocks 
have u seen elon's tweets the guy went full on conservative after his kid disowned him and went trans and his wife left him for a trans activist
I only know roblox by the sus shit the company has been doing with kids
both creepy ways and financially exploitative
same it was at school to play a roblox shooter
Bro my kid is getting a dumb phone until they are in Middle school
Nah fuck a smartphone for elementary school lol
roblox def has child predators but these conservatives are wildin with the transphobic stuff
smart move. in fact just give them an apple watch with lte enabled so it doubles as a watch and caller
give em the nothing phone 

give them the ladybug phone for really old people
out of order?
2005 or so but it started picking up steam in 2007
I never played games before HS tbh
i woke up at 10:45 today was great 
its a smartphone with an e-ink display
the jitterbug
i never really played games after high school lol
why
I play games all night now
for phone addiction i guess
discord at work
'
no but why an e-ink display?
Yep
how do u manage your sleep schedule
I got no tasks today
seems weird to have it on a phone
to make it so you cant have custom apps
Yes 4 hours of sleep
it supports texting too
man i can't work on low sleep i just start dozing off in an 8 hr workday swe work is so sedentary
I drink enough caffeine lol
facts
mid day nap 
Doesn't help that I'm listening to lofi girl all day
oh shit, I got an interview with LogicManager. Havent heard back from them in two weeks and thought they ghosted me
what games do u play techie


they only have two jobs open what did u apply to
Associate software engineer
linkedin is garbage lmao
i think i fucked ip on behavioral
like 1 question
everythin else was perfect
got too wrapped up in anecdote instead of giving answeer they wanted
they were looking for communication resolution
like it was āwhen is a time you were on a team with ppl who didnāt pull your weightā
and I used a linear alg project where i did fkkin everything
even tho i suck ass at it
and I was like I tried to get these guys involved and help out because its not my strong point yadda yadda it was fine we handed it in amd got decent marks
and ig to the interviewer it sounded like i was thinking i was entitled to help, because I had mentioned my classmates were sbetter at it
and so they were like what would you do different
and i said probably get prof involved
interviewer said āwell thatās like a last resort thoā
and so i went the ābreak the priblem down into smaller parts and try to delegateā but I realized as I was walking out they were probably looking for ācommunicate with teammates better and resolve issueā
idk
D I C E
it wouldnāt be so bad but interviewer b literally said āi really want to help you, I think this would be a great job but i want to go back to this question that gave me the creeps(?)ā
im not sure he said creeps
but who the fuck gets creeped out by that
yeah
meh it was the only one i could think of tbh
like i was drawing a blank š
ya this is the truth these guys are not going to relate to uni
but fair enough
you should of just grasped at strings. Have you never been in a group project at internships?
no
no internships
im mostly solo/isolated at job
ok that makes sense. To be honest if i had no internships idk what I would even talk about in interviews these guys grill into you hard
it's retarded to be honest if you have never worked in tech it is so hard to land a tech job
so fr for that answer I had nothing recent
i dont think it was bad what else can you give if you've never worked before
idk what would of made them happy
not really my intern jobs came pretty easily
I have worked FT for last 5 years in IT support
intern jobs aren't a full time offer though so i dont really care
i just have been the only person at my job lol, no teams
ive been in uni / tech for 1 year and 4 months now lol
Nice
i have gone back to school over last 4 years
so miss me wit dat
but they didnāt ask abt that
the question was about groups though
they asked abt tteammates
idk if tech support people really work in teams
and I donāt have fuck ups for teammates
what do they do have a group meeting to discuss how to answer phone call better
so Im not going to make some shit up
you should tbh
no body would know
it's not like they will hook u up to a lie detector
laff
you should have made a document and wrote out common behavioral answers
yāall are wildin
in fact, even people who work in SWE for years make up their behavioral answers ask any senior SWE
they take a list of behavioral questions, make up stories that sound real, and memorize it to repeat in interviews
thatās your opinion
ya but that's what happened though right
eh
what are u
the goal wasnāt to impress
why dont u want to impress the interviewer?
they will forget about u if your unimpressive
they could get impressed by my thesis, or customer service anecdotes or the other 60 minutes of shi we talked abt haha
or da fact that I have worked full time and gotten a bachelorās and masters over last 4-5 years
2032 kekw
alr so bottom line next time im not using dat story lol
weāve established that
lin alg was a stretch
panic
letās see if i get offer

the technical part was hilarious
they asked SOLID
and i was like fk
im not gonna remember all these, but I know liskovs
and dependency inversion
idk any of this š
then they prompted others and i explained everything
and they said āyou were the only person who actually knew any of these, everyone else is like scrambling to look it upā
and the other interviewer was like āi just actually had to look up it up as wellā

and den they asked me to finish power function
and i was like fk this is exactly what glassdoor said it was gonna be lmao
and i still managed to draw a blank
but i got it after they were like āu can talk us thru logicā and it was fine
so idfk
was like 1hr and 45 minutes of interviews
went over allotment
jeez are u interviewing at the national labratory of mathematics and asking hard questions company
nah
wait are u being facetious

no i just wanna know why these questions are so hard
tbh id rather have it that way than leetcode
the x^y function is abt as difficult as I want to solve in interview haha
they werenāt
i just used the lin alg anecdote
they asked abt like abstraction and inheritance and shit like that
tbh i drew a blank on what abstraction really is and had to resort to example lol
they also asked what OOP is haha
no not OOP š
i failed that once also
who tf asks what OOP is of course i know what it is it's written in that book somewhere and i will read it when it's important to know do i look like a chatgpt encyclopedia
bro honestly reading this has me gagged
how do you balance all that together
and do like well lmao
i only got a 3.68/3.72 GPA 
im sure everyone else here is getting 4.0 with way harder classes
i have a 3.72 also
we can be 3.72 buddies

oh actually i have a 3.73
i guess we are no longer 3.72 buddies rip
does gpa matter when applying
I donāt think so tbh
oh wait i didnt put the gpa in
unless itās like 1.0
i stopped trying as hard senior year to focus on lc, and portfolio
same
but i dropped to minimum enrollment so it's easier
and i still suck at lc and my portfolio still needs work
mine is absolute booty
does anyone else look at their email every 5 minutes for an update
idk if thats just me
To see āwe have gone with someone who suits our requirementsā

ngl
if i end up unemployed i might do it
i thought they stopped hiring now though since so many ppl are unemployed
I wish I could get something
i don't understand what bungie wants in their OA
at the beginning they say "please don't spend more than a few hours, we don't want your code to be polished"
and then they say "your code must be optimal for both time and space, and must pass all edge cases"
ya in the USA entry level jobs are so bad

shitty it job > consulting
im in my shitty it job rn griding leetcode
every industry wants to pay you 10 bucks an hour and work you either 20 hrs a week so u cant afford anything or like 40 + over time
at least tech is chill kind of
I'm just so miserable because all my friends got cushy jobs
Meanwhile I can't because of the economy
They didn't work harder than me or do anything
i fix that problem by not having friends
Some of them didn't even finish blind 75
Still $170K TC
Survived all waves of AWS and Meta layoffs
Somehow
I'm happy for them but I wanna rope
I'm starting to have hair loss from the stress lol
5 months into unemployment i probably wont ever find a swe job
bruh same here
This gonna be me next month
Also jolting awake at 5 AM every morning because of stress
Havenāt slept well in months
Call 988 if you're serious
how many of you don't have visa problems?
I may apply for phd this year
if there is no opening
bro this 10000%
i wonder if i dont get a job if i should just go towards a masters
lol ik but idek where they got my info
they steal it from job sites
although revature is a real company but a lot of the other ones arent

Rejected from Startup after 8 rounds of interviews and flying across the country to interview with the CEO
All coz the CEO didn't thing I was good enough after a brief 29 minute interview in which I even solved the question he gave
jeez start ups can have the most temperamental ceos
wait
why tf did he fly you to have a 29 minute interview
what does VETOd mean
Basically if he doesn't want to hire me it doesn't matter how good I did in other interviews
name and shame
Soon, I wanna see if they give feedback or not first
8 rounds lmao wtf
Yeah, all expenses paid. I get to see West Coast for free mostly. But getting a job was more important, especially given so much time spend on the process.
lmao I'm sitting in the office still, got rejected on the face
wow that's brutal
fuck that ceo
dang man and your international. it's tough out there
Whats the name of this startup?
this is so fucked up
8 rounds smh

what were the annoying questions?
"totally not chill that he was asking questions, just relax bro"
im just imagining that ceo from the company that went viral on antiwork
the crazy mormon dude
"Hey what time do i need to show up for work on day 1?"
"annoying af, rescinded"
āWill I get a pc with a new 3080?ā
"hey so like do ya'll have health insurance"
these hoes companies aint loyal
they'll have the same meeting but with two other software engineers behind you LOL
isnt that why you ask the recruiter the dumb questions
nah you email these to CEO
ofc
rip
3080 is old now you got to get the 4090
āwill i get to upgrade my pc after a year?ā
āhow many RAM does it have?ā
got a call for a phone screen, trying to figure out where the damn job posting is and canāt find it, check my job spreadsheet and it says ādoesnāt have portalā š
they got like 13 employees on linkedin
Yeah, sitting in their conference room and applying to jobs again lmao.
Should have stayed back home.
i need a job spreadsheet for next season
so hard sometimes if they remove the listing, etc to remember wtf you applied for
Usually
itās a local green energy company
would be pretty sweet
if i get paid regularly

after some stability I do want to work in a startup tho, it's nice and chaotic experience
I interned at one
yea, when people deal with internal tools than it's easier to loose sight
and after some time it doesn't make any sense what we are doing
but finding a good startup is a task in itself
At my startup we didn't really use good tools
So I didn't like it
We used C, C++ and GTK
No real software development stuff like cloud or ci/cd
which company?
Yeah name and shame lol
according to me when you wanna advance your career and make it exciting and deal with ton of shit than startup which has potential and good founders is the place to go
8 rounds on god
happened with me worked for a year with no clue what I was doing
yea one of the best case is getting acquired
can get high position and a lot of leverage
sometimes can get investment funds or business funds
I think the majority of people in this server are single
yea should also have experience before joining a startups
most ppl here are probably single, under 27, and have no clue what to do lol
see i fit into this easily graduating at 20 with a CS degree and 2 internships but nobody wants to hire new-grad swe's so ill have to get a few years experience probably 3 or 4 and then try . Would also have to spend a ton of time on leetcode and get through the long interview process that is like 8 rounds or something
im not financially stable though
i need a jobb
well i do start my internship next month at least
not intl, american
you have time, by 23-24 u gonna be in different pos than ur peers
yea if some shit happens than visa issues
when your super confident than can try tho
or ready to pack from country than your last stint can be startup
ya i think im graduating university pretty weak on the skills just because i haven't really had much time to get better and im not really coding all day.
it might get better later in the year at least when im interning ill be coding more and focusing on interview prep and then new-grad interviews should get my skills sharper each time i get rejected
did you speed run your university ?
yep i went through one of those online CS degree uni's
ya
there is it's pretty chill not hard to get through ive got a 3.75 gpa and never really struggled in any course
nobody even knows it's online since it's just a normal state school name so it just looks like a normal degree to employers
nah chill if would be difficult for first jobs and getting your first gig but once u start the hang of things should sort it out
osu?
SNHU
ah
that's what im hoping for. i need to see how i fit in my internship this summer
the O stands for Oregon lol
u graduated ?
december i graduate, but im going to start new-grad searching soon like june/july
im hoping this company hired their whole intern group back last year they said so just going to try and see what happens by the end of it
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