#2023_grads

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fossil jewel
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more so than other states

jovial latch
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really? thats hilarious god knows how many people commute to nyc from newark

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that 1 path line is always packed

novel rain
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how bad is hoboken these days?

rancid token
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thats gonna be me in like 3 months from now lol

fossil jewel
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oh nice you’re gonna be in nyc?

rancid token
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nah in newark

fossil jewel
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ah

rancid token
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but commuting to nyc

fossil jewel
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ye work wise

rancid token
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yep

fossil jewel
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enjoy, it’s terrible (but i still love it)

jovial latch
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the way i see it an nyc tech salary should be enough for living in nj

rancid token
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it was either that or arizona so ill take the crowded train

jovial latch
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mind you i still need a fucking job and im this close to losing it

timber rock
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come to witch with me 😈

jovial latch
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might have to

split plaza
livid yew
swift falcon
gilded swan
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I’m seeing jobs pop up or is that just me.

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What are you all staring at? Senior? New grad?

swift falcon
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it’s like an oxymoron

ornate cliff
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when paypal drops a "recent grad" "senior swe" position KEKW

grizzled bronze
# split plaza

It's also restricted to Masters students, so it looks like they're looking for recent Masters grads with 2-4 years experience from the listing KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

fallen fox
obsidian crater
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I hate the whole "talent community" stuff

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It's just email spam

swift falcon
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ah well I was wondering if you could provide insight on the amount of applications vs actual decent applicants

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you mentioned you’ve been on the side of the interviewer before

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if I see a job post with 100 applicants, how many would you say are serious?

static quarry
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linkedin premium shows you how you compare to other people based on skill match

swift falcon
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yeah but that’s kind of baloney right?

static quarry
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yeah kinda

swift falcon
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since I could just go add every skill basically?

static quarry
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mhm

ornate cliff
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also does number of applicants just mean people that click the apply button?

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how many never fill out the form?

swift falcon
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not saying I don’t use it tho, if I see I’m in the top 10% I usually think like, ok I have 10 other ppl im competing with

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I’m seeing a ton of 50-80% masters degrees though

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which is kinda scary

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oh and I guess when you go from screen -> in person -> technical how many ppl usually get cut each time?

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like 50%?

obsidian crater
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LinkedIn isn't really that accurate

obsidian crater
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Based on a colleague that works at LinkedIn

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He said the stats don't get updated in real time

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Also the application number counts everyone that clicked on apply, regardless of if they actually finished the application or not.

late kestrel
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they have no way of tracking past that

timber rock
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yeah and im pretty sure the application number doesnt reset when they repost a job

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that's why you see people here saying wow 200 applications in 30 seconds

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when it could be over weeks or months

misty fable
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i've never had companies get back to me if i apply using the "easy apply"

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is it just me lmao

ornate cliff
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ya same that button is useless

timber rock
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dunno if it makes a difference

misty fable
timber rock
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but i've only had 1 easy apply response that i can think of, and it was an auto oa 💀

misty fable
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it's weird

jovial latch
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so pretend i actually care

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basically be a company simp

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yea i mean, that tracks

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well in the sense that you want to seem passionate

swift falcon
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ah interesting insight

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thanks

lilac quartz
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2023 new grad season only counts those graduating after spring semester, right? Like if I grad in dec i would apply for next years ng positions?

restive holly
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is it possible to find out how well u do on a karat before redo invitation expires?

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like would it be possible to get recruiter to say how well i did?

obsidian crater
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Bootcamp is inferior to degrees in the eyes of recruiters

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I'd say you'd probably get screened out if you have no degree in most cases

ornate cliff
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Must reside in the U.S sadge

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you're competing with a ton of uni degrees so it's gonna be tuff... maybe your projects + resume is godlike

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and you have internships

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where did you do bootcamp

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you have a previous degree?

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Fuck... its gonna be tough

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You can apply to new grad it's worth a try

obsidian crater
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The market is tough for people who have Master's and FAANG experience

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It's gonna be rough

ornate cliff
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But I would do a 2 year CS degree

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with an internship in between

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by the time you done the economy is back in tip top shape

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or keep trying and grind it out till you find something

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after 1YOE we all equal 😂

novel rain
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is your other degree STEM? math maybe?

obsidian crater
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Oh that's not too bad

novel rain
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so bio?

fickle iron
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yessir

novel rain
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i have bio and cs degrees, you can try transitioning into a cs degree

obsidian crater
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Try getting a bioinformatics position

novel rain
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unfortunately bootcamps have been scams for a while now :/ i always try and turn ppl away

chrome nimbus
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you can go super niche with that and biomedical computing/computer aided diagnostics/what not

ornate cliff
grizzled bronze
grizzled bronze
prisma flax
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90% of the positions am applying never heard back , it's like they just ghosted me not even sure if they are hiring

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it feels like am ranting lol (:

grizzled bronze
west egret
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Unfortunately that’s the way it is even during normal conditions I feel like

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10% response is pretty normal

jovial latch
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i used to be able to focus and do my work and shit but ive been constantly deteriorating

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hard to do anything these days

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ive been temmpted to just drink but if i started doing that i wouldnt be able to stop

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my dads also fuckin clueless, i tried telling him bout the job market and all the bs, and hes like 'oh did you make a linkedin profile?'

prisma flax
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my parents are like you just take it easy you will make it

jovial latch
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he also says the standard hopium bs too

meager latch
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"Just look the manager in the eye and give him a firm handshake"

prisma flax
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well I too thinking about applying to jobs while drinking

jovial latch
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its tempting, but honestly going down that path is just gonna make things really bad for me

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if im gonna start drinking, itll be when i am truly fucked with no options

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the moment i get an offer i will also drink a bunch

prisma flax
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let's swim in whisky when we get the offer

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Being international also sucks, should have considered all these before coming thought I could fight back man am wrong, when someone say's it's stressful than it's stressful for real

jovial latch
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I haven't been on weed or alcohol in months and the stress from job hunting has made me constantly miserable lol

prisma flax
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not a fan of weed tho, used to be a smoker but started some problems with my vocals than on turned to non smoker

jovial latch
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i like to pop an edible every now and then

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i used to take fat rips out of a bong, then i decided i valued my lungs

late kestrel
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what you dont like the

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-2-4 years prior experience preferred
-This is a Recent Graduate Full-Time position

serene nymph
fallen fox
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least insane 2023 new grad posting

tardy geode
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i think postings are fake

jovial latch
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though that would imply a bare level of effort tbh

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most just copy paste everywhere

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ay i saw that

prisma flax
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you are most sort after candidate i guess

formal moon
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Yo is the best time to apply for full time in the summer

lime moth
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what kind of dms

jovial latch
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indian recruiters that think you're on h1b or actual people?

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lmao nice

prisma flax
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Woah thats cool actually

shut crescent
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have any of you been getting interviews lately

jovial latch
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numbers game my guy

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you spend every day grinding out 10 million apps and maybe you get an offer

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maybe

shut crescent
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nah im just wondering lol

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is anyone getting interviews at this time

jovial latch
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i am but i dont think im getting the offer lol

shut crescent
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all SWE positions?

jovial latch
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idek

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i just apply to anything that takes a cs degree

shut crescent
jovial latch
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no i do, i mean usually my interviews are software engineering related

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like all the normal stuff a cs major is gonna apply to

ornate cliff
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holy shit just blitz'd through 8 LCs

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🧟‍♂️

serene nymph
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just took the 2k hackerrank

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couldnt get all cases on the last one PepeHands

timid kraken
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Got the same in mail lmao

agile niche
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Anyone heard back from coinbase apm?

tardy geode
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another day , another series of rejects

timber rock
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codesignal broken?

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im getting internal server error when i try to submit this oa Aware

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just my luck that i start an oa when this happens

tacit grove
timber rock
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softwire

sleek owl
restive holly
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if there's a karat redo cancellation not processed by the interviewee then is that cancellation automatic or done by recruiter?

timber rock
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i hate how communicative and nice my recruiter is at this trading firm while giving me updates on when I'll hear back cause I just know I bombed the final and its gonna be so sad when she has to reject me 😹

nova vale
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Wake up new FAANG just dropped

obsidian crater
foggy vortex
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Sharpe spitting

teal jackal
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call android studio an ass vacuum the way it sucks ass

obsidian crater
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Applying to jobs kinda depressing lol

obsidian crater
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When do you guys think the market will improve?

round lake
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why does Palantir ask these descriptive questions in their application KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

obsidian crater
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Idk if they even read it

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But I suppose they don't want people to easy apply

brave forge
teal jackal
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a recession usually lasts for a year or so right?

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I don't see the hiring situation improving for the rest of the year

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a recession usually lasts at least a year i mean

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Also I predict that its a matter of time before a general recession

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shit ton of non-big tech are also instituting hiring freezes

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i think local companies in the area for example

obsidian crater
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rip us

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I'm probably going to get an internship

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But pay is ass

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No

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Graduate in June

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But the startup I worked at last year needs people to work

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But $15/hr lol

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Better than deportation I guess

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I can't

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international

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maybe

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I have OPT though

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no way

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I doubt it

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They run on NSF sponsorship and I don't think they really make any significant revenue

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I don't think startups can sponsor if even big companies are hesitant

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I have an interview for a government intern position but Idk if they sponsor either

stray elm
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When should December 2023 grads start applying

obsidian crater
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asap

obsidian crater
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Job market got me down bad

cloud zinc
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you think if I beg hard enough, they'll let me participate in an internship program?

sonic coral
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Lmfao what

serene nymph
obsidian crater
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2 hours

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Lol

serene nymph
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Rip

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I couldn't find a way to pass all test cases om that one though

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Still scratching my head lol

obsidian crater
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I figured it out later

ornate cliff
obsidian crater
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But idk they accepted some dude who only got 8/15

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So who knows

serene nymph
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plz hire me i need money lol

obsidian crater
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Same homie

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Are you a citizen?

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Cause big bomb is usually hiring

serene nymph
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na, not a citizen

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are u?

obsidian crater
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Nope

ornate cliff
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me Canadian sadge

cloud zinc
obsidian crater
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Defense contractors

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And 3 letter agencies

sleek owl
oblique wasp
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Is there anyone who attempted the SoFi OA for NG position and haven't heard back from the recruiter yet? (Even after correctly solving all the questions)

fallen fox
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they took down most of their ng roles

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cancelled maybe 💀

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a couple of old ones are still up

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i interviewed on mondau

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oa last week

swift falcon
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day 2 haven’t heard back from either computer abt round 2 😦

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mid week decision, recruiter notified on thursday, responds on friday?

fallen fox
oblique wasp
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I am still waiting for their respone

fallen fox
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i did the oa last week and then receuiter screen on monday

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recruiter reached out to me within an hour of completing the oa

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havent heard back from the recruiter after the screen though

oblique wasp
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Wow!
When's your interview? and how does the whole interview process looks like?

fallen fox
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i interviewed with them last year

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recruiter > oa > coding 1 (leetcode med + maybe Sql) + coding 2 (oop or lc) + behavioral

oblique wasp
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LC level easy medium?

outer radish
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FUCK THIS MARKET

oblique wasp
fallen fox
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yeah easier meds

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b75 based

oblique wasp
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This market is so unfriendly for NGs!

oblique wasp
outer radish
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1.5 years of internships

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and im out here collecting pennies like the local wishing well

fallen fox
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anyone here get the first coding round for SoFi?

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after recruiter and oa?

cloud zinc
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Bro I applied for a SWE role at Tempus Labs, but received a rejection letter for their data science role

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HUH?

fallen fox
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lmao

cloud zinc
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I hope this isn't a blanket rejection letter for my SWE application

fallen fox
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whoever pm'd me for sofi, can you pm me again? i accidentally deleted your chat lol

sleek owl
fallen fox
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mine said "most likely will get back to you.....are you okay interviewing on the 17th?"

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this was on monday

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nothing since then

sleek owl
fallen fox
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i dont know if should start grinding lc again

sleek owl
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either way its a prep

fallen fox
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true

sleek owl
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did you interview with them last year too?

fallen fox
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yeah

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got rejected after the final

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in december

sleek owl
fallen fox
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thanks prayge

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they asked me two sum for the 1st coding round

sleek owl
tardy geode
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you will get through

fallen fox
torn stone
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Did anyone hear from Paypal on any of their recent graduate roles?

oblique wasp
torn stone
oblique wasp
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Ahh I see
I never got one lol. Idk what game they are playing man! Who releases multiple NG positions every month and never responds to any of them! 🙄

obsidian crater
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A lot of these NG roles feel fake

jovial latch
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most likely are

tawdry snow
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Some how I've dodged "culture fit" interviews until now

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What do I do to prep?

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Beyond reading the company's about us page

mossy fiber
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anyone hear from comcast??

obsidian crater
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nope

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I applied with referral too

livid yew
mossy fiber
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they released a lot of Eng I roles this week

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idk if they are really hiring

obsidian crater
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I think waiting 2 weeks is a good bet

mossy fiber
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fact

livid yew
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@mossy fiber DM me for referral to any openings you see

gloomy rock
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anyone do the wise OA?

mossy fiber
cloud zinc
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Would it be appropriate to reapply to a company that rejected an application you never sent?

timber rock
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No harm in trying

ornate cliff
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Sometimes I wonder if these job postings are like glitches or something

timber rock
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I'm getting a fair amount of responses but honestly I'm just sick of being rejected after 100%ing oas or solving the questions in interview etc etc

ornate cliff
timber rock
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It's definitely not as bad here as it is in the us

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But its still pretty bad

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Although I'm applying to both internships and new grad so my response rate is probably a bit skewed

sleek owl
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does emailing the recuiter after a recruiter call helps the chances?

ornate cliff
timber rock
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probably not

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kind of in a sticky situation, my only offer rn is cognizant with a start date in july and to start there i need to graduate, but the university union is doing an assessment boycott where they won't grade anything until they get a higher salary which could delay my graduation

teal jackal
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i guess communicate that with them

timber rock
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Yea

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Hoping I can renege them tbh lol

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My recruiter doesn't speak great english so it's all very awkward to do anything with them

ornate cliff
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just start working do they really need to see your degree?

timber rock
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I mean I'm guessing they'll request it at some point considering it's a grad programme

ornate cliff
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probably not

obsidian crater
serene nymph
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if visa rejects me im only using mastercard

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or maybe its just time to go for helpdesk it

pastel bane
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hi, does anyone know how to prepare for OOD questiosn for Amazon NG interviews?

pastel bane
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student program, not in the US

ornate cliff
serene nymph
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its up to the interviewer, i think rule of thumb is blind75

pastel bane
ornate cliff
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no it's not

pastel bane
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sorry my current understanding of OOD is limited

serene nymph
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no, but i havent heard of amazon ood questions lol

pastel bane
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dont they ask OOD questions in interviews?

serene nymph
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ive heard hedge funds ask something like

ornate cliff
serene nymph
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i think its mostly algorithms, from my understanding, rarely ood

timber rock
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yeah it's usually lc

serene nymph
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but idk how they do it outside us/canada

ornate cliff
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LRU cache is quite popular for amazon

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and problems like it

tardy geode
serene nymph
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i got stack for amazon

ornate cliff
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ez

serene nymph
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friend got dp

obsidian crater
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RNJesus

ornate cliff
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which dp

serene nymph
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other friend got number of islands i think

ornate cliff
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the staircase one? 😂

serene nymph
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na i dont think so lo

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prob something closer to the coins one

timber rock
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I got integer to english words and build binary expression tree from infix expression for amazon

pastel bane
timber rock
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That shit destroyed my confidence lol

obsidian crater
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lmao

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Looks like Amazon had amazing RNG

serene nymph
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bro its easy in lc

obsidian crater
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Which is why so many cheaters I know got in

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Dudes that cheated in class at uni

serene nymph
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i actually like the stairs fibonacci derivation

livid yew
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You can't easily cheat during an interview tho

obsidian crater
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Yeah but with good RNG

livid yew
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They will see you looking to other screen

obsidian crater
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Also amazon hiring bar was the lowest among big tech iirc

serene nymph
timber rock
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amazon just takes questions directly from lc

tardy geode
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💀

bold pier
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Imagine knowing how to solve all those yet no interview PepeHands

timber rock
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u can just memorise + lp questions are heavily weighted

livid yew
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And if you can somehow memorize a solution, good luck

ornate cliff
tardy geode
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💀

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fr?

livid yew
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If you can memorize that exact set of code, you are cracked as fuck

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How tho

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I can't even remember what I had for lunch

ornate cliff
tardy geode
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then you will remember

timber rock
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Yeah at Expedia I got some dp shit that I had memorised, I don't even know how to do dp

obsidian crater
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This year got me really depressed

tardy geode
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i memorised top 20 tagged of Bloomberg 💀

livid yew
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I just don't memorize stuff

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That's dumb

obsidian crater
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It's so depressing to see my friends at FAANG and big tech

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Meanwhile I have a similar resume and can't get shit

livid yew
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I never do

ornate cliff
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wtf how do you even do that 💀

livid yew
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I can't easily

serene nymph
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someone giv job

livid yew
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Yeah it's a long slow process lol

serene nymph
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im a good driver

tardy geode
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but i knew to explain

bold pier
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Fuck Bloomberg, solved all 5 lc hards during the interviews yet they rejected

tardy geode
obsidian crater
livid yew
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Gotta do enough LC to understand breaking down problems

livid yew
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I'm surprised you even got rejected from us tbh

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We are trying to beef up a couple orgs

obsidian crater
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welp the latest app is still processing

timber rock
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I mean when u do enough lc you end up memorising anyway, it's not like we just try to memorise it

livid yew
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LC Hards make me want to rope

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I've done a total of like 100 LC so far

obsidian crater
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what

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you wanna live in suburbia

livid yew
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If I try 2sum in like 8 months I'll forget it lol

obsidian crater
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oh

ornate cliff
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bay over nyc? damn

serene nymph
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i forget all friking lc after like a couple of days

obsidian crater
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makes sense

ornate cliff
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oh i c i c

livid yew
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I need to move DSA from short term to long term memory dogesmile

obsidian crater
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idk this year is just

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depressing

livid yew
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Dw you will get something sometime

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I see it in your future

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I ghosted a recruiter yesterday dogesmile

bold pier
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Internationals from my batch already started delaying their graduation and went back home

obsidian crater
livid yew
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I got too many contract type places reaching out

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Not for me

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Fuck a Contract role

obsidian crater
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same

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I got some "consultants" in my linkedin dms

livid yew
obsidian crater
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Who want to "train me" and then place

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Idk wtf that stuff is

livid yew
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160 not bad

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Pretty good actually

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Nah I'll take 160 lol

obsidian crater
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160 is not bad

livid yew
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I got much lower standards of living

timber rock
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Remote too

bold pier
obsidian crater
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People talk about 200k but that kind of money is only for bay area bros

livid yew
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I shop at Dollar Tree bro

obsidian crater
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In Bay Area 200k is middle class

livid yew
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Ngl tho, Dollar Tree/General is goated

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Fuck paying more than $1.25 for a set of measuring cups

obsidian crater
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My friend in Sunnyvale paid $8 for 2 chicken breasts

livid yew
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💀

bold pier
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Dollar Tree + D II + Tader Joes and you're all set

obsidian crater
serene nymph
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@livid yew can i dm u, i wanna see ur profile so i know how u get all these messages

livid yew
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I get plenty of consulting crap

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JPMC recruiters

serene nymph
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bro i just wanna know how to get messages

livid yew
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Vanguard recruiters

serene nymph
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i only got 1 message for a good position at a good company

livid yew
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A couple AWS recruiters

serene nymph
livid yew
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One meta recruiter back in December

serene nymph
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unless solutions

ornate cliff
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LMAO just post the linkedin dawg

livid yew
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I failed Zon back in 2021

ornate cliff
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👀

obsidian crater
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He's cracked Cofounder at Meta AI, 700 leetcode, 40 research papers, stanford dropout

livid yew
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I'm still on cool down I think

serene nymph
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doesnt mtter they dont have new grad lol

ornate cliff
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coold down is like 6 months you good

livid yew
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Nah I went to a Top 70 school hmmge

obsidian crater
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my school is top 50

livid yew
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I'm aware buddy

obsidian crater
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in terms of csrankings

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School means a lot bro

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I want to work at HFT

livid yew
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I've been gainfully employed since I was 15 years old

obsidian crater
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Rip my state school

ornate cliff
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I mean.... helps a lot lmao

livid yew
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15 lol

obsidian crater
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15 = mcdonalds?

livid yew
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Similar

obsidian crater
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respect the hustle

paper basalt
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dollar tree is amazing for moving into a new place

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can avoid getting nickle and dimed on stupid shit

livid yew
obsidian crater
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I know

livid yew
obsidian crater
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But I get rejected by comcast

livid yew
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Yeah that's crazy

timber rock
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it helps but don't think it's that important for faang

livid yew
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I think we are putting a couple apps out in late April

timber rock
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for hft sure

livid yew
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@obsidian crater

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Check again in a couple weeks

obsidian crater
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will do

ornate cliff
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Long term it doesn't matter

livid yew
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Nice flex

ornate cliff
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but getting that first internship or first job

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its OP

livid yew
obsidian crater
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I have an interview for a state government internship soon

livid yew
obsidian crater
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maybe I'll have something to keep me occupied while big tech stops shitting itself

livid yew
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I didn't even consider FAANG for internships lol

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Had no clue about FAANG until I graduated

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Started LC 1.5yrs post grad

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Yeah I was just out of the loop

obsidian crater
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everyone's asking LC nowadays

ornate cliff
#

did you do that math test?

obsidian crater
#

I interviewed with UCLA

livid yew
#

Yep

obsidian crater
#

Mfers asked me about interval scheduling

livid yew
#

I asked a candidate a LC medium today

livid yew
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He solved it

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But

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I gave him a mid rating

ornate cliff
#

DAMN

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rip

livid yew
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Had to bro

obsidian crater
#

rip

timber rock
livid yew
#

His other solution was garbage

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Like

obsidian crater
#

It's over bro

livid yew
#

Shit happens PES2_BlushShrug

timber rock
#

My oa was like an iq test then multiple choice networking and os qs and then a hackerrank

obsidian crater
#

Imagine getting Techie in your interview

livid yew
obsidian crater
livid yew
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Well I know your name, so I'd do 2sum

ornate cliff
livid yew
#

I just left an interview once

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Midway thru

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Dude was extremely rude

ornate cliff
#

wtf

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name and shame

livid yew
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And condescending

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Couldn't take it

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Wdym

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No this was like 3 years ago

ornate cliff
#

which side

obsidian crater
#

I remember one time on LC forums

livid yew
#

In the "before times"

obsidian crater
#

Some guy got asked something brutal

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He was shook

livid yew
#

I have interviews tomorrow

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In-person interviews WazowskiStare

obsidian crater
#

"What real C++ experience do you have? You don't know what templates are, are you just nervous or what?"

livid yew
#

From 1-5pm uwu

livid yew
#

I prefer it in person

ornate cliff
livid yew
#

It feels less weird

obsidian crater
#

I prefer in person because then I can use paper

livid yew
#

Also I can read their emotions better

obsidian crater
#

Doing interviews with notepad open is hard

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I gotta draw some shit yo

livid yew
#

From the recruiter, it sounds less LC and more practical

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API Design they said

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Database design, sys design

obsidian crater
#

Design twitter

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Without Elon

ornate cliff
#

dude Palantir's design language is so crispy 🤤

livid yew
paper basalt
#

congrats

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sucks im looking at 1500/mo

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ill be ok but still wanted like 1-1.3

livid yew
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Yeah I'm looking to downgrade to a 1.4-1.6k place

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I currently pay 2k hugs

paper basalt
#

1500 is kinda nice in tucson, <1k is scary and 2k+ for 6 figga niggas

obsidian crater
#

You know what's crazy

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My friend lives in LCOL area

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But he pays $2K for his luxury place

paper basalt
#

yea im semiLCOL

obsidian crater
paper basalt
#

ew

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yea housing doesnt fucking ever really go down either

livid yew
#

dogesmile my place is average @woven folio

timber rock
#

should have been born rich mate you lost

cloud zinc
#

will companies reject you if you enter two separate home addresses. Specifically, if you use the closest metropolitan area for the first address, and then enter the specific town and home for the second, would companies have a problem with this.

paper basalt
#

im inheriting my dad's house ill just pay property taxes while i get to chad remote status then go live there

livid yew
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Nope

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1bd1ba

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Yeah I'm moving out of the city, about 7-8 blocks north

cloud zinc
#

this wouldn't be an issue if Simplify would stop replacing my real address with the closest city in the state

livid yew
paper basalt
#

the lizard people orchestrate recessions so they do @woven folio about every 10-15 years KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

obsidian crater
#

Housing is expensive because NIMBYs

livid yew
#

Damn youts

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Some of both

static quarry
#

@livid yew who are u interviewer for

obsidian crater
#

Japan builds a lot of housing and therefore it's possible to buy a home in Tokyo for $400-500K

livid yew
#

My other apartment is also nice dogesmile

ornate cliff
#

wdym "other"

livid yew
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@ornate cliff it's a secret

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Nah I'm cat sitting this weekend, at friends place

paper basalt
livid yew
#

Lol

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Probably similar developer @paper basalt

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This place is uhh 3.4k I think

ornate cliff
#

i want a loft apartment is that too much to ask

paper basalt
#

oof

livid yew
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No I want a loft

livid yew
paper basalt
#

oo

livid yew
obsidian crater
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I'm trying to graduate and get a job KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

livid yew
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Yeah fuck a studio

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Studio is ass

paper basalt
#

studio is cool until you have guests then its fucked

obsidian crater
#

You guys have guests?

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Most social CS majors

paper basalt
#

im gonna make university of arizona grils my guests

ornate cliff
#

how much would this be

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gg

livid yew
obsidian crater
#

Is that a record player

livid yew
#

Yep

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Best investment this year

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Vinyls are $$$$ tho

paper basalt
#

im gonna get a neon light for my place

livid yew
#

Oh lemme see

paper basalt
#

still shoppin

livid yew
#

Lights are nice

obsidian crater
#

nice setup

livid yew
#

I am an avid cheap Chinese market user

ornate cliff
#

wish enjoyer

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you mean 2000?

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those pictures are 🧢

livid yew
#

Gross

ornate cliff
#

hell no

livid yew
#

Yeah apartments/housing is cheap here in Philly

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But I gotta deal with the crime lol

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LA sucks, no transit

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LA Transit is a joke

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Tbh

ornate cliff
#

LA transit is a biohazard

livid yew
#

Transit on the east coast is amazing

ornate cliff
#

tbh LA is a biohazard

livid yew
#

I can get to NYC in like 45min on the Amtrak

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It's nuts

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I can get down to DC in a short time as well

ornate cliff
#

suburbia lifestyle is crazy

livid yew
#

If I can get a remote/hybrid NYC role, and stay in Philly, I'd be fucking rich lol

ornate cliff
#

drive 30 mins to do anything

livid yew
#

Most of my friends are back in Iowa and Chicago hugs

ornate cliff
#

chicago is nice :3

livid yew
#

I'll be heading back this fall

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For a football game or something

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Just to go to old college bars again dogesmile

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College football

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I'm talking Iowa dogesmile

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I watched Purdy as a freshman gigaChad

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Kid was cracked

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I have now doxxed my school dogesmile

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Ok downside of living in a big city

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Library holds are backed the fuck up

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I gotta wait several weeks for books

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It varies a lot

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Average?

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$300-500 a month total

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Between groceries and eating out

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I only eat 2 meals a day

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It's just how I roll

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I also get grocery delivery, which ends up being cheaper

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I don't make enough for that lol

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My base salary is uhh

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🥜

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Oh nah

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Base is 115

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TC is like 145 dogesmile

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With current stocks

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Lemme check my latest paycheck hmmge

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I put a insane amount in 401K and IRA

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Oh nice

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48k units or 48k dollars

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You work at Twitter?

ornate cliff
#

yall selling stock instantly or holding on

livid yew
#

That's the only company of his I have hope for

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I got uhh 30K stocks

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Refresher is like 10k a year

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I had no sign bonuses

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We get cash bonuses

#

RSUs, options, raises, promo, etc

paper basalt
livid yew
#

I haven't done any vesting of stocks yet

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So idk how that works for tax

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Ive been here 10m no prmom

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Granted I have not been pushing manager for promo. Been super lazy about it

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What if I sell at a loss hugs

ornate cliff
#

what if it's in a roth ira

livid yew
#

My RSUs are def down from grant

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Like major down sadge

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I should get SDE3 promo in June I think

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Exactly 1yr in June

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So that's what I'm thinking

paper basalt
#

good sign lolz

livid yew
#

Manager thinks I should have a couple major projects coming up

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I could probably afford a condo now

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Down payment and decent mortgage

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Like 350-400k

paper basalt
#

im gonna shop for a house around tucson in 2 years

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gonna shop starting next year

livid yew
#

Nice little condo

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Probably rent it out

paper basalt
#

ah fuck yeah

ornate cliff
livid yew
paper basalt
#

equity gainz

livid yew
#

This was built in 2017

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So brand new basically

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"modern" "industrial" etc etc

paper basalt
#

you would think Banksy would have all kinds of neon sign hustlers but theres literally like 4 images just done over and over

livid yew
#

A sussy area tho

paper basalt
#

ah a 404 neon sign is kind of neat

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not too edgy where u gotta fuckin explain it

livid yew
#

This one? Very much so

obsidian crater
#

I'm no economist but a recession is defined as 2 quarters of negative growth

#

Media can cope and seethe and claim there is no recession

paper basalt
#

that is correct

mossy fiber
#

WazowskiStare just received the oa from sofi. anyone has idea how hard it usually is

static quarry
#

for the epic systems OA does anyone remember what questions they asked

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obviously it wont be the same for everyone

#

but just so i can gauge

neon perch
#

People getting Amazon NG interviews?

ornate cliff
tardy geode
neon perch
#

I’ve heard people ask about it so was thinking as well

#

Btw did anyone hear back from Sofi?

crystal delta
#

i've been working there a couple months now

#

garbage culture but decent pay

neon perch
#

Id work for 50k rn ngl

crystal delta
#

well this is the place for u then xd

neon perch
crystal delta
#

no

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i think they're sponsoring but not 100% sure

neon perch
#

Yeaa I saw 2 postings for them which I believe are now taken down

#

Waiting on their responses

crystal delta
#

interview is pretty easy

#

gl

sleek owl
crystal delta
#

everything feels super surface level and finger pointy

#

meeting heavy

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not great on call

#

otherwise its fine tech stack is nice if you're not front end

#

quite a bit of kotlin

#

no complaints about the engineers tbh, they are great but middle management is very hard to talk to

novel rain
#

is it vue or smn weird?

crystal delta
#

flutter

novel rain
#

lol wow really?

#

that is bizarre

#

isnt flutter pretty dead too

crystal delta
#

yeah it's a pretty confusing choice lol

#

i think they even migrated to it semi recently

#

from something else

novel rain
#

thats unfortunate

#

kotlin on the BE sounds greatt though

#

what do you do there?

crystal delta
#

not gonna share too much because im probably gonna leave soon

#

but pretty general backend work

novel rain
#

1yoe?

#

well

#

you dont have to answer

#

lmao

crystal delta
#

nah i'll leave at under half a year xd

novel rain
#

this econ ttho

crystal delta
#

luckily got some other offers before shit went really bad

novel rain
#

where to

crystal delta
#

probably amazon

novel rain
#

intern return?

crystal delta
#

ye

#

lets just say my old team at amazon was a better experience than this

novel rain
#

kinda risky no

#

u should overlap them and not quit until ur like settled into amz

#

in case of another rugpull

crystal delta
#

it's complicated but dont think i can do that

#

i have a july offer and a different late august offer so i think i'll be fine tho

novel rain
#

ah ok

crystal delta
#

worst case if i get laid off i'll just take the sign on bonus from amazon

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and that'll be plenty to live off a while

#
  • whatever money i leech out of sofi
novel rain
#

all we can do is steal paychecks really

crystal delta
signal trellis
novel rain
livid yew
#

Or you are just not used to dealing with shit management yet

#

I.e. you haven't been railed to submission dogesmile

tardy geode
#

damn , my friend got a bay area startup offer with just 2 rounds . resume deep dive with cto and a senior engineer and then a behavioral with the vp

#

willddd

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no LC nothing WazowskiStare WazowskiStare WazowskiStare

brave forge
#

sounds cool but that resume deep dive is scary. did she have really good projects/internships behind her?

tardy geode
#

but damn , no LC . that’s lucky af

#

even i don’t remember the name tbh , she got the offer yesterday only

tardy geode
swift falcon
#

what is scary abt resume deep dive

#

the skills section?

timber rock
#

deep dive is ez as long as you're not lying on your resume lmfao

pastel bane
#

why does every job I saw on linkedin requires 3+ YOE?
so either should I be able to find a NG job or am I supposed to 3+ YOE?

fallen fox
#

just apply anyway

south sable
#

is it me or are there no jobs in canada to apply to?

#

cuz today's the first day in months I can't find even one job

iron lily
#

It’s a holiday in Canada today (Good Friday)

#

Recruiters won’t be posting anything today and probably on Easter Monday too

south sable
#

oh trueeee

#

well, guess it's a holiday for me too 😤

#

btw does anyone know of a list of US companies that sponsor?

#

need to expand my search but get sponsor-rejected most of the time

fallen fox
tardy geode
#

i am even okay with low TC now , just need a job

dusky lark
#

Is Shitty OpenSource work considered experience

tardy geode
timber rock
#

Not the best job but it'll keep u in the country

obsidian crater
#

Which position?

timber rock
#

Oh rly rip

tardy geode
#

yea

#

even TCS

timber rock
#

In uk they have grad roles with July start date

#

Damn bruh

obsidian crater
#

Bri*ish

tardy geode
#

ok so a recruiter reviewed my resume and said they don't sponsor but they also mentioned if you have any questions do let them know.

#

so is it okay to ask like how did they find my resume , like the format , readability etc

#

basically asking for a resume review

#

i am confused if it could be the right thing to ask

timber rock
#

At this point I'd get as much help as you can

#

Resume review, explain ur situation and ask if they know of any roles that sponsor

tardy geode
#

this is satisfying prayge

obsidian crater
#

show me your resume prayge

tardy geode
#

something good out of a rejection

timber rock
obsidian crater
#

good luck bro

jovial latch
#

Charles Schwab is reducing hc fuck me ig lol

teal jackal
#

I think the main thing with a deep dive is that you have to fundamentally understand the bullet points on your resume

brave forge
#

the problem with my last intern search was i added projects i DID build, but it was so long ago like 2-3 years back in high school. And i also added a bunch of bullet points from my first internship that i had to remember

#

this time though ive worked on fresh projects that I completely understand and ill have new bullets from a new internship so it'll be a lot easier

swift falcon
tardy geode
tardy geode
#

that was the sole reason

#

now if i get rejected again by any recruiter specifically , i will ask them to review my resume

#

making best out of waste

prisma flax
#

does credit unions sponsor?

swift falcon
prisma flax
#

did sig done with hiring?

obsidian crater
#

Maybe

#

I got 100% on their codesignal and they haven't responded

lunar hatch
#

Sig had auto oa

#

Resume screening is after oa

swift falcon
#

bros it's friday

#

1:31 PM

#

haven't heard back about advancing to 2nd round

#

super anxious rn

fossil jewel
swift falcon
#

and Easter is religious

#

not a federal holiday

fossil jewel
#

hey you never know if they actually celebrate

#

also often times they’re not timely

swift falcon
#

yeah ig

#

i mean i think abt myself and my own job, but still

sleek owl
#

Anyone had bny Mellon superday for SETUP?

swift falcon
#

none of this relieves my anxiety kekw

obsidian crater
torn stone
obsidian crater
#

international

#

but they are known to ghost everyone

torn stone
#

Ah ok.

sleek owl
#

anyone heard back after submitting 2k take home?

prisma flax
#

is worth giving 2k if I know only basics in c++ and haven't tried that from 4 years?

wary garnet
#

Well yeah it’s a good way to get your basics sharp again if you give it. Definitely recommend trying it out, it’s not very difficult ( even tho I couldn’t complete all of it 🥲)

brave forge
#

how much does heroku cost for the most basic plan?

#

really disapointed to hear that because i was building an app that used it 👀

#

are u fr they made the free plan 5 freaking dollars a month

#

ill just pay for it while im interviewing then turn it off when i get a job lol

livid yew
#

Take a look at Railway

#

It's similar and has a free tier

prisma flax
#

yea than would give it a try

tame berry
#

College students with free Github Pro can use Heroku for free for a short time.

brave forge
#

oh that's good to know i have github college package

queen swallow
#

Hey, I got a demographic survey after my onsite at Palantir. Does that mean a rejection?
Anyone else who got a demographic survey after their onsite at Palantir?

#

Out of curiosity did people get a

signal trellis
novel rain
#

ahh only internships for now?

signal trellis
#

Nope, hiring Senior SWE (not live yet) and a Product Designer

prime palm
#

Candidate survey is a reject

#

I also got demo survey and made it to the hiring manager

round lake
#

Anyone got Cohesity OA?

grizzled bronze
lone rapids
idle stump
#

I am graduating in may 2023. How is sitting in job interviews for new grad 2024 gonna look like

lone rapids
#

If u have a gap year then pretty shit

idle stump
#

I am graduating in May 2023 with a masters in CS. I have interned since sophomore year of college but I only have 1 FAANG internship (summer 2022). I am an international student so I am trying to think if sitting in new grad 2024 is better than getting 2 work ex at a small place and then reapplying. This year led to nothing honestly. I did more than 250+ apps got 2 interviews and got rejected

lone rapids
#

As an intl can you maintain status?

idle stump
#

Yeah I got an offer from a startup. it ain't much but atleast I will be able to maintain status

stone granite
#

Bruh take anything

idle stump
#

I did take it but I am debating if I should go for new grad 2024 in parallel

lone rapids
#

Same im intl got a 70k offer in cali from startup going to take it and hunt more

idle stump
#

Are you guys optimistic about getting something for new grad 2024?

lone rapids
#

Nah

idle stump
#

no return offer, the entire team got slashed a week after I left

fossil jewel
#

Faang went to shit

#

tbh, no one knows if 2024 will be better or worse

cloud zinc
#

we know how things will get worse through layoffs echoing through the market back in 2022. How do we know when the opposite occurs

idle stump
#

Yeah I know, almost everyone I know got a return offer except me. That did bum me out but now over it

obsidian crater
#

This economy got me feeling miserable

lone rapids
#

My zon manager cucked me too

cloud zinc
#

anyone applied to Fedex's software engineering roles?

fossil jewel
chrome nimbus
#

nobody really knows, some guidance may be that it took > 2 years post global financial crisis for things to return to be more normal

cloud zinc
fossil jewel
#

linkedin postings

#

esp from recruiters

#

"Hey we're hiring for [here]"

#

ik duolingo does that

idle stump
#

I am starting to think that the market is saturated

swift falcon
#

been like 2 weeks

#

the status is sitting as “in process”

cloud zinc