#2023_grads

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jovial latch
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cause honestly some of them have their face way up their own ass

lone copper
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🍏

drifting talon
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Anyone else waiting to hear back after IXL final?

teal jackal
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Your hostile neighborhood recruiter

bold pier
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Your horny neighborhood recruiter

livid yew
tardy geode
lone rapids
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Would u accept a 70k offer in san diego?

fallen fox
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in this current economy

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absolutely yes

lone rapids
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In person too?

fallen fox
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if they pay for relocation

lone rapids
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What if they dont

fallen fox
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or if you can afford to relocate on your own

lone rapids
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Looked at a posting giving 70k

fallen fox
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are you graduating in May? or have you graduated already

lone rapids
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Yes in may

fallen fox
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then you have time to look around

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i have 11 days

lone rapids
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Thinking 70k is too low and i dont about relo

lone rapids
fallen fox
lone rapids
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Hope u get it.

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Whats gonna be ur tc

fallen fox
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70k

lone rapids
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Also u can go to h1bdata

fallen fox
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actually 68k

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yeah i know

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big company they do sponsor h1b

lone rapids
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U hopefully should be good

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Location

fallen fox
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but this is an entry-level role and they dont sponsor entry level

fallen fox
lone rapids
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NJ is hcol?

fallen fox
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depends

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this is in hamilton

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so sorta

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im already in nj so not a big deal right now

lone rapids
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How you plan to live with 68k?

fallen fox
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10 miles from where i live

forest aspen
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should i try to negotiate this offer:
software engineer new grad

  • tc: 110- 130k
  • 1 day required in office
  • at older legacy company
jovial latch
fallen fox
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conduent

lone rapids
fallen fox
lone rapids
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Then 68k is manageable

fallen fox
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70k is decently comfortable if you dont have debt/loans

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you can survive

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also i need $$$ before all my bills go to collections

lone rapids
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Ur base is 68k or total tc?

fallen fox
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base i think

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they haven't sent me an official offer letter yet

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verbal offer

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they're verifying my immigration paperwork

lone rapids
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They gonna give stocks or relo or sign on based on other people offers on net u know?

fallen fox
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talked to the lead recruiter today and she said they don't sponsor for entry-level

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so i don't have hopes really

lone rapids
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They will hire you for sure

fallen fox
lone rapids
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I mean i heard they pay like 80k

dense ocean
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im willing to take a dollar

sonic coral
mossy fiber
lone rapids
swift falcon
# mossy fiber

24/7 365 ur locked in a room, finger always on button, have to eat soylent, get a colostomy bag and catheter installed

forest aspen
lone rapids
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Link then 😂

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What did they ask u in interview😂

forest aspen
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cant say bc im on nda but they asked a lot of technicals like LC hards and some system design for it

halcyon pulsar
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@swift falcon just out of curiousity did u actually made 35 apps and got no offers?

swift falcon
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i got 1 screen on this wed

halcyon pulsar
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I thought having 6 apps are enough butt...
best luck man!

tardy geode
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another day , another series of rejects

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feels bad

livid yew
delicate elm
rain patio
mossy fiber
shut crescent
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u dont have leverage as a enw grad, not worth tbh

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if u get a promotion then u should

shut crescent
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i got 107k base + ~20k stock

swift falcon
pure mauve
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that is p good in this ecnonomy

shut crescent
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im in the bay tho

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its a pretty shit offer

pure mauve
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what would you consider to be good?

shut crescent
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luckily im not going to be paying rent for my first year tho

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150k+ would've been decent

jovial latch
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lmao
bro you aint paying rent and you have a legit job, the hardest part in your career is fuckin done mate

shut crescent
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nope not northrop

shut crescent
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i still have to continue interviewing and applying tho

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but it is what it is

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this time ill actually get paid for leetcoding ig

outer radish
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praying it

lucid widget
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Why you not paying rent?

livid yew
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Oh well in Bay, kinda low

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But in bumfuck Midwest, you would be chillin

shut crescent
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yeah but its fully remote

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i could live wherever i want ig

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ima just sit in cali for a year and then maybe decide

lucid widget
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What’s the rent in cali?

austere sand
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pre sure it's 4

lone rapids
clear bear
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Anyone know what to expect for the Cisco OA?

bleak raven
fringe coral
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Is there any new grads positions for apple that I can apply?

chilly burrow
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@austere sand plz do not share answers for ramp oa

austere sand
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ok

teal jackal
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So I bullshitted it

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I remember the problems can be challenging though

chilly burrow
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Please no misinformation

tardy geode
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i don't think so

shut crescent
shut crescent
bleak raven
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oh shit wtf

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thats a steal

shut crescent
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yeah its not bad

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the plan is to find a better job in 1 yr

bleak raven
daring gazelle
shut crescent
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i like republicans

daring gazelle
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Careful man

shut crescent
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i lived in cali my whole life

daring gazelle
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Power level

shut crescent
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democratic asf

daring gazelle
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Yeah but this CS discord

shut crescent
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yeah and? lmao who gives a shit its my view

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u can have ur own

bleak raven
daring gazelle
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Wrong think will not be tolerated here

bleak raven
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bruh what

daring gazelle
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Hahaha

shut crescent
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what r u talking about man

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u dont have to hate someone for having a different view from u

daring gazelle
bleak raven
shut crescent
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i wonder hm rent would be

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for like a year or two then get a better salary then upgrade

daring gazelle
shut crescent
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im assuming u can find a spot for like 1.1k excluding utilities for like 2bed 2 bath

jovial latch
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i dont get it either

sonic coral
daring gazelle
shut crescent
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yeah man who cares if someone has different views, just live ur life thats always gonna be the case haha

jovial latch
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live your life and let others live the way they want ig, who cares right

sonic coral
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Fr man, and also fuck the radicals on both sides they ruin it for everyone

shut crescent
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idk maybe its just me but everyone grew up differently so i accept alot

daring gazelle
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Then shit happens

daring gazelle
sonic coral
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Ok yeah let’s stop talking politics because I can already see this about to become a dumpster fire

jovial latch
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i didnt even say anything

jovial latch
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though i supose implications were made

daring gazelle
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People like to say “let’s not talk about politics” but then pick up a simple joke such as “power level” as implications for “political”

jovial latch
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i wasnt talking about that

sonic coral
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Oh no I meant the whole “people in America always say this until shit happens” thing

teal jackal
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Fuck it I'm gonna out my political leanings, I vote for the libertarian party

Either get a competent government or just not have a government

daring gazelle
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Honestly I was just surprise about the rent in Cali

teal jackal
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Also I'm learning to not be judgemental about others and respect their life choices the way I'd hope others would respect my life

daring gazelle
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4K and for what?

jovial latch
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honestly fuck it, my political leanings are irrelevant because america has no left wing representation lmao

daring gazelle
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And here we go

jovial latch
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govt just gonna bail out all the damn banks lmao

shut crescent
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i think as long as u dont put down people about what they believe pretty much any topic is fine

lone rapids
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Would u take 70k in san diego for a startup or consultancy firm for about 82k aand u could have to relo anywhere in us depending on contract

shut crescent
lone rapids
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Yea im intl though

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Else i would have gone for defense countries lol

bleak raven
shut crescent
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have u done the math if u were to take either offer? like san diego vs for example miami or arizona

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(if the goal is to attain as much money as u can)

lone rapids
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Ofc other places would be cheaper but they r contracts

daring gazelle
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I would rather startup I guess pay less but maybe if you work hard h1b

sonic coral
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You could do 82k in New Hampshire lol

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No income tax

daring gazelle
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Consultancy just want slave

jovial latch
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82k in many other states is for viable then 70k in fucking san diego tbh

lone rapids
shut crescent
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honestly man i would personally do san diego just cuz its a very nice place to live but i would keep on applying and giving interviews for like the yr im there

sonic coral
shut crescent
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i would personally not do nyc with 82k TC

lone rapids
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They pick cuz consultancy companies get contracts

daring gazelle
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Do the startup

sonic coral
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Ohh it’s one of those consulting firms

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Hell to the no

daring gazelle
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Moving cost money

sonic coral
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In addition to pay you could end up in an absolute shitshow of a client company

daring gazelle
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So the extra money isn’t worth

jovial latch
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with nyc though you dont have to live in nyc, easy enough to commute from nj

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its my damn plan if i get a god damn job in this absolute dog shit economy

daring gazelle
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Also because the more you make the more taxes you pay

jovial latch
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oh i was just saying in general

shut crescent
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consulting makes u travel alot right

sonic coral
jovial latch
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avoid shady consulting shit

sonic coral
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You can do NJ, LI, Yonkers etc def

lone rapids
sonic coral
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South Brooklyn whatever

sonic coral
tardy geode
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when will i get a job

lone rapids
sonic coral
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Ah so it’s not witch it’s more like Deloitte or whatever

daring gazelle
lone rapids
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A much smaller company but reliable

lone rapids
sonic coral
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I mean it seems like with the consultancy you’re basically putting your faith in rng

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What if they send you to Ohio 💀

lone rapids
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Then ill be jake paul

sonic coral
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But yeah anywhere in the us is a hell of a range

daring gazelle
# lone rapids Consulting firm is gonna sponsor

Yes but h1b is company exclusive that visa would only allow you to work for that company if you want to work for another you have to convince the other company to sponsor you before hand which is hard

sonic coral
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You could end up in Alabama

daring gazelle
daring gazelle
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One way they maintain you a slave there forever

sonic coral
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I think the startup would be nice because you know where you’re ending up and can make housing plans accordingly

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Whereas rng across entire US is kinda ass

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How long do you have to move

daring gazelle
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Consultancy is basically a last ditch effort

sonic coral
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Once your location gets picked

daring gazelle
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That’s why on your OPT

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If first year out of 3 years

lone rapids
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Matter of fact dont have the startup offer but after final round the hr finally accepted my linkedin request so im hoping thats the sign

daring gazelle
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You can bounce

daring gazelle
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Bounce right away from Consultancy

sonic coral
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That kinda changes things

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Does consulting offer have a deadline

daring gazelle
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They take you in

lone rapids
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Consulting, u enroll first then they advertise you. Normally u get around 82 k

daring gazelle
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Doesn’t mean you get paid right away

daring gazelle
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They get you a project

lone rapids
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Correct

daring gazelle
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Then move you accordingly

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Basically means

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They promised you a job

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But it could take up to 16 weeks

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After joining the consultant

lone rapids
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But they file for ur h1b right away and give u 401k and insurance

sonic coral
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Ok yeah so you can wait for the startups response

daring gazelle
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To get a project

daring gazelle
lone rapids
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Also, you still need to clear contract company interview

lone rapids
daring gazelle
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I think you have to wait till next h1b wave

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If you only want to stay in the consultancy temporary

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Then that h1b doesn’t matter

lone rapids
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Plan is temporary so i keep interviewing other places

daring gazelle
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Smart plan

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Btw

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That bullshit contract they make you sign

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Unenforceable

lone rapids
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They dont have that i asked

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4 week’s notice

daring gazelle
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So just toss it in the bin if you like

lone rapids
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Thats all

daring gazelle
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Legally you don’t have to notice them

lone rapids
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True

daring gazelle
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You can just quit

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They tell you that but are they gonna do?

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Drag you to small claim court?

lone rapids
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They usually send the other company legal notice

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But 4 weeks is totally fine

jovial latch
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would the other company even care

sonic coral
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Yeah unless you’re in one of like what 2 states that aren’t at will

daring gazelle
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Then don’t tell them what company you are going to

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Lol

sonic coral
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It’s like Montana and some other state iirc

jovial latch
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some scummy consulting companies do this, they like try to intimidate and threaten you, and if you do leave try to say shit to the company you're leaving for

daring gazelle
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Why are you informing where you are going?

lone rapids
daring gazelle
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They have no way of knowing

daring gazelle
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Lol

sonic coral
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Oh nvm it’s literally just Montana lol

daring gazelle
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The IRS check paycheck

sonic coral
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So yeah as long as you’re not in Montana you’re 100% at will

lone rapids
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In this eco these consulting firms are needed for intl lol

daring gazelle
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How do they check your bank and paycheck to know which company you moved to?

lone rapids
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I just read somewhere that employers can

daring gazelle
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Your new employer can

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Not you ex

lone rapids
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Sounds good. Are you job hunting as well?

daring gazelle
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It’s like how can an ex wife check your joint bank account of you and your girlfriend?

serene nymph
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google is emailing people? i didnt get sheit PepeHands

daring gazelle
lone rapids
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Good luck. Difficult eco

daring gazelle
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Fr I am on OPT as well

lone rapids
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Time bomb

serene nymph
daring gazelle
serene nymph
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what u talking about im on opt too lol

daring gazelle
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?

lone rapids
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😂

daring gazelle
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You did that?

serene nymph
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stops unemployment

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yea

daring gazelle
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Damn your school must me lax

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Mine make me submit a Company EIN

lone rapids
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@serene nymph u waiting on google?

serene nymph
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bro just join any lab

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email random colleges lol

daring gazelle
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Smart af

serene nymph
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but i havent gotten any notification after submitting my entry back in august

lone rapids
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I thought you had some offers from other companies

daring gazelle
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I already have friend company list me as part time so I can redo their website

serene nymph
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i dont have sheit bro

daring gazelle
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So my OPT is resolved a month ago

lone rapids
daring gazelle
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I woke up to this. Good sign or bad?

serene nymph
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this is how the shit looks like

daring gazelle
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I told the I was international after verbal offer

serene nymph
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has been like this for 6+ months

daring gazelle
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They were hesitant

daring gazelle
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They suppose to give me a start date this week

daring gazelle
serene nymph
lone rapids
lone rapids
daring gazelle
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But I only see mid level and senior

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No entry level

serene nymph
daring gazelle
serene nymph
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ppl got rejection emails today, i didnt get sheit

lone rapids
daring gazelle
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Not sure yet

lone rapids
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Location

serene nymph
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bro tf are u talking about, all the people who got emails today also applied in august

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the application window was like 3 days i think

wheat seal
serene nymph
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i applied too

lone rapids
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See i wont bank on it. Google is gonna lay off more

serene nymph
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snap employee referred me and told me i was rejected

wheat seal
lone rapids
serene nymph
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but no email

daring gazelle
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But I bomb it

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So

serene nymph
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the apprenticeship one?

daring gazelle
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Yes

serene nymph
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noice

lone rapids
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Snap u bitch give me interview

daring gazelle
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Their last first round date was last week

serene nymph
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i think ppl who werent interviewed were rejected by now

daring gazelle
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But I failed I think

serene nymph
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i only foudn out bc friend who works at snap told me

lone rapids
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I can clear lc interview mostly now unless you ask number of paths in a graph

daring gazelle
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Snap first round interview was like a medium LC

serene nymph
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i really wanted that snap interview

serene nymph
daring gazelle
serene nymph
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yea looks like it

daring gazelle
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Some front end side stuff

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That’s it

serene nymph
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icic

daring gazelle
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Oh and certification

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But people here told its useless so

serene nymph
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my gut feeling is that cs degrees / internships are considered overqualifications for apprenticeships

chilly burrow
daring gazelle
chilly burrow
serene nymph
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oh sheit nice

serene nymph
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idk what i did wrong, i didnt even get past resume screening it loks like

daring gazelle
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Snap is notoriously hard

lone rapids
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Hards should be banned. No way you can do in 30 min if you never saw it

daring gazelle
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Hard is given when the interviewer thinks you ugly

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If you are cute they give easy

serene nymph
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lol

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you may have a point

daring gazelle
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It’s fact

lone rapids
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😂

daring gazelle
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That’s what I would do

serene nymph
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u gotta increase the attractiveness elo at ur organization

daring gazelle
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That’s why I comb my hair and wear suits to interviews now

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They hire people they like

serene nymph
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bro idk im just saying that after i read people got google rejections today

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i didnt get sheit so idk

runic aurora
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fuck g

serene nymph
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fuk g

runic aurora
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they fucked us

serene nymph
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everyone is fucking us

daring gazelle
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I just want a job man

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External is cheaper?

runic aurora
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that would make 0 sense but i wouldnt be surprised if that happened

daring gazelle
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Like

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They could be low balling

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So they pay intern wages to externals

serene nymph
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it is, no return intern bonus

runic aurora
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theres no such thing as intern bonus at google

daring gazelle
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Or maybe

serene nymph
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bro what no intern bonus

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fuk g

lone rapids
daring gazelle
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Maybe the ceo nephews need a job

serene nymph
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na

serene nymph
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there are some good internships rn PepeHands

daring gazelle
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How the hell would execs at company secretly hire their family and friends without posting fake job posting and rejecting people?

serene nymph
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why did i graduate

runic aurora
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nope

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where u working at?

serene nymph
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where u working @woven folio

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noice

daring gazelle
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Damn

runic aurora
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oh shit nice

serene nymph
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but im scared of elon lol

daring gazelle
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No international at spacex though

serene nymph
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^

daring gazelle
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Green card only

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Government contractor

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Any CS girl here wanna get married so I get a green card?

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You can eat half my income

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Idc tbh

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Dudes works as well

serene nymph
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idk guys i just need a job and ill become a good and law abiding citizen, i promis

dawn sequoia
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doubles the chances and options kek

daring gazelle
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Tbh I would just go to work and go home and sleep in the couch ngl

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After 7 years then divorced

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Like in that show 90 days fiancĂŠ

tardy geode
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what's happening here ? i mean its too pythonic for me . can someone explain?

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text1 and text 2 are strings

serene nymph
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bro we need the prompt

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thats just a dp matrix lol

daring gazelle
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Is this a crossword table?

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Looks like it

serene nymph
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i think you can do it like this:
dp = [[0] * len(text2) + 1] for _ in range(len(text1) + 1]

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more legible

tardy geode
serene nymph
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idk wtf that is lol, it could be longest common subsequence

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oh it is

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i solved it like 2 days ago lol

stone granite
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It’s making a matrix with 0s default

tardy geode
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is there any non pythonic way ?

stone granite
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That’s the standard way to create the table in Python

serene nymph
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thats the easiest way

tardy geode
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i mean i am okay with more LOC

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oh

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i see

stone granite
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You can make a loop but it’s the fastest way to type

serene nymph
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just get used to it bro

tardy geode
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man python has way too many shortcuts

stone granite
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I love Python for leetcode

serene nymph
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yea i come from c++

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but for lc python is king

tardy geode
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i keep forgetting sometimes

serene nymph
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just grind

tardy geode
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and sometimes i discover em

serene nymph
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ull remember

tardy geode
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ty broskis

stone granite
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Just know how to implement the bare minimum for leetcode

serene nymph
tardy geode
tardy geode
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imma write the one you posted

serene nymph
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good luck, i also got it from somewhere

bleak raven
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IT MOVESSSSSSSSSS

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(12 second video or scroll to get rid of it & pause or go to new channel)

serene nymph
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malware

tardy geode
bleak raven
gray niche
tardy geode
shut crescent
neon perch
swift falcon
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I got that 12:22 AM rejection

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Although your background is impressive, we have decided to move forward with other candidates who more closely align with what is needed for the position.

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if I’m so impressive why don’t you give me a job!?!

daring gazelle
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same reason

swift falcon
daring gazelle
lilac flare
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anyone get an offer from Deloitte - US Delivery Center?

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I heard their salaries are bad

worthy aspen
swift falcon
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maybe that’s just when the emails get sent out

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and they get rejected earlier in the day

late kestrel
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hr person procrastinated work during the day pepeflirt

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omg leave me alone @livid yew

prime palm
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last updated 2 months ago lol

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new grads get no love

tardy geode
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4am rejects hit different

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can someone make this an emote lol

late kestrel
livid yew
timber rock
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what's the plan for passing a c++ interview this week when I dont know c++ that well

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spam leetcode in c++?

tardy geode
late kestrel
polar quail
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Hey Deca, is it cool to get a referral from you? Whenever you're cool to do.

clear bear
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Has anyone else encountered this w the CISCO OA?

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Same results on both Firefox and Chrome....

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And their technical support is just a chat bot..

tardy geode
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cisco's career page is ass and even the portal to apply

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no wonder they have their OA system shit too

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i had this problem when i had got CISCO OA for internship

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then i had to mail my recruiter and tell her about this . post that she sent me a new link which didn't work either , then i mailed her again she sent me another link which didn't fucking work again . and after a day they filled the position and sent me a reject FUCK CISCO

shut crescent
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Big 4 is scummy

shut crescent
iron lily
shut crescent
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Crazy man

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That’s fucked up

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Deserve way more than that

tacit grove
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Inbox full of rejections PepeHands

fallen fox
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🫑

tacit grove
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I can't even see any proper new openings on linkedin. All of them require 3+ yoe or are just ridiculous

tardy geode
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i see 5+ nowadays

tacit grove
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yeah 3-5/5+ yoe wtaf

tardy geode
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and then they mark it entry level

tacit grove
tardy geode
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@tacit grove

tacit grove
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correlation between ^ and SWE is fascinating

tacit otter
#

It’s kinda sad…how we are supposed to distinguish the fake job postings from the real ones…cant reject the possibility that they set ‘send automated rejection after t+72 hrs on their ATS’

young peak
#

Yo aspiring wage slaves

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How are we doing

tacit grove
#

Long time yogi...how you been?

tardy geode
#

also how have you been yogi , its been a long time

jovial latch
#

well my idiotic recruiter wont respond to my emails so im honestly pretty annoyed lol

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thats gotta be like a passive aggressive 'fuck you you got rejected' message right there

tardy geode
young peak
swift falcon
errant karma
#

😧

tardy geode
young peak
outer radish
#

im convinced oracle keeps reposting their job ads for clout only

sleek owl
#

i hate workday

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Lever is the best one to fill

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just one page

earnest perch
outer radish
#

honestly really shitty of them but i guess its a buyer's market rn so all we can do is dance

brisk meadow
#

guys wtf is going on

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where are they all

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is there a solid board of entry level shit out there

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I just need anything

tardy geode
paper magnet
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Is 120k okay offer for houston ?

tardy geode
#

any offer that helps pay you your bills

timber rock
#

no, 700k or bust

jovial latch
#

120k is definitely more than ok in houston id think

brisk meadow
# tardy geode chaos

like it's getting desperate here - there's gotta be somewhere where I am a good candidate

tardy geode
tardy geode
#

international on top of that

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waking up everyday with anxiety all over , stress grinding and what not

timber rock
sleek owl
young peak
#

Yeah applying to multiple companies is also a red flag

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Just apply to one to show faithfulness

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You shouldn't also have a job beforehand because that's company adultery

swift falcon
#

I applied to a Java Developer role as well and got rejected for that haha

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but that was definitely because it was really old posting, I think if I had a fresh one I'd def get it right away for sure no questions asked

brisk meadow
#

from y'alls experience, what's the #1 skill to have to get a quick hire (don't say relative who works there)

late kestrel
#

friend who works there

brisk meadow
#

how do I get my name on that list

swift falcon
brisk meadow
#

yes 😭

swift falcon
#

oh my god

brisk meadow
#

haven't updated it in a few hours so probably a few more

gray dagger
#

The better question to ask is how are you only at 35

swift falcon
#

over how many months?

brisk meadow
#

3~

swift falcon
#

and I'm picky

gray dagger
#

You already have an offer? thanospog

brisk meadow
gray dagger
#

Jkjk soon you’ll apply to anything and everything

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I would’ve just taken it and cruised along till I find a new job tho

swift falcon
#

I got to prep for a screen tomorrow

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how do I answer "what's your biggest weakness"

gray dagger
#

35 apps and already a screen

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Your resume must’ve been goated ngl

brisk meadow
swift falcon
gray dagger
swift falcon
young peak
#

If you're asking that you prob have something wrong either in resume, skills, speaking etc

swift falcon
#

I ruminate and sand bag until it comes to me

gray dagger
#

Guess this must be the first time you’re gonna be lying

gray dagger
young peak
#

Don't pay for it bruh

swift falcon
brisk meadow
swift falcon
#

because it was the dumbest shit I've ever done

young peak
#

Honestly though 1050 apps sounds like you have a really shit resume

gray dagger
#

I already have a job but I might wanna do it if I got laid off

brisk meadow
brisk meadow
#

Just not tailored super well, plus the market is ass

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My question was about what is the best thing to add to it

young peak
#

I'm not being a dick. I'm helping you pin point your weakest link

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Alright

swift falcon
#

I really need to finish my 1 project that exemplifies my skills but I'm too lazy

young peak
chilly burrow
brisk meadow
#

Physics

young peak
chilly burrow
#

My friend with a big tech company internship only got a few interviews

swift falcon
#

but doesn't that make u smart or sth

brisk meadow
brisk meadow
tardy geode
young peak
tardy geode
brisk meadow
swift falcon
brisk meadow
#

it would be funded but as I'm sure you konw funds aren't great

young peak
brisk meadow
#

Sure I'lll post a redacted resume, one min ute

chilly burrow
#

the bar is much higher than last year

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heck, its prob the highest its been in a while

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people can no longer get big tech internships with no name internships

tardy geode
#

i was a beta tester for Psyonix (the company that made Rocket League) , so should i mention in the form that i previously worked with them?

chilly burrow
#

and even those with big tech internships arent hearing back from other big tech

young peak
dusky tapir
chilly burrow
#

@earnest turtle one thing to mayb try is cold emailing if you havent

tardy geode
#

i was a beta tester for Rocket League , i mean i got an early access to it

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i had dev tools and shit to test the game out

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which only the company can provide

young peak
dusky tapir
young peak
chilly burrow
young peak
#

Lmk when it's below 0.01%

tardy geode
#

that's why i have the alpha boost (its like 1000$ in value ig)

chilly burrow
#

also i disagree that the bar isnt higher

late kestrel
chilly burrow
#

i think big tech interviews are harder this year

jovial latch
#

entry level bloat is just higher then ever with new grad layoffs and rescinds and all these companies intentioanlly pusing the 'everyone should code' mindset so any twat thinks they can be a software engineer just because they can print hello world in python, and also the pandemic

tardy geode
chilly burrow
#

at least from what I've heard from others

swift falcon
young peak
swift falcon
#

bro do we have a freelancing channel?

young peak
#

@frank wedge please educate these fine folk

swift falcon
#

I'm about ready to make my own way

young peak
#

I've done freelancing wdyn

tardy geode
#

that's sick

chilly burrow
#

recrutiers first imo

young peak
late kestrel
tardy geode
#

gib job

brisk meadow
#

or anyone really

swift falcon
# young peak I've done freelancing wdyn

I'm trying to be able to sell to local businesses, but it seems like you'd have to go in offering more than just some CRUD program, like you'd have to set up the infrastructure as well

chilly burrow
swift falcon
#

I feel like that's a lot of overhead to take on

frank wedge
chilly burrow
#

like you're not using google xyz

brisk meadow
chilly burrow
chilly burrow
late kestrel
#

lol yeah i think we're saying two diff things

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or agreeing without agreeing

tardy geode
#

sys design is the new LC

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and that's how it should be

swift falcon
tardy geode
chilly burrow
young peak
swift falcon
#

yeah but what is that

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like knowing how to design an app from scratch?

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or sth more complicated?

chilly burrow
tardy geode
chilly burrow
#

if the application -> offer rate is lower

late kestrel
chilly burrow
#

is that not the bar raising

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bruh

swift falcon
chilly burrow
#

if 5% of ppl got offers b4

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and now its 1%

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the bar is raised

tardy geode
prime palm
#

what's up baddies

chilly burrow
#

if they expect you to be a 2x FAANG intern

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then thats obv much higher expectations

tardy geode
chilly burrow
#

and a higher bar

chilly burrow
tardy geode
#

@prime palm i like your pfp , mad props if you made it yourself

prime palm
chilly burrow
prime palm
young peak
chilly burrow
young peak
#

From Apple right

chilly burrow
young peak
#

Zon?

jade solar
#

Hi, did you get an interview request? I just had my final interview with an HM.

chilly burrow
#

nah

prime palm
#

idk if the news about palantir new grads getting rescinded is bs is not

chilly burrow
#

a startup

tardy geode
prime palm
#

but if so, thank god i got rejected after hiring manager

frank wedge
# chilly burrow but if the bar to even interview is so much higher would you not say it is more ...

It is more difficult, year after year, compare even 2021 with 2015 it’s much harder. That’s going to continuously increase. Like yogi said places aren’t hiring, and they’re downsizing, so we don’t know what it will look like even as things flatten. You guys are still assessed as new grads

I also did about 6 system design interviews last cycle, so I mean that was always something I expected

chilly burrow
late kestrel
#

yes we all agree lol

chilly burrow
#

and the bar changes from year to year

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liek 2022 the bar was ez

swift falcon
late kestrel
#

its just different ways of saying it laughter

young peak
#

I disagree KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

frank wedge
young peak
#

Okay y'know what I guess the bar IS higher

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If less people make it at the end constitutes a higher bar

swift falcon
young peak
#

But that doesn't mean people that got in 2013 or 2016 or 2020 are less

young peak
chilly burrow
young peak
late kestrel
chilly burrow
#

no lol

young peak
#

I mean then what's the point of arguing my statement?

brisk meadow
#

I think they're just saying it's harder now than it was in 2022, which is like inarguably true

young peak
#

People hired in previous years are still competent, just that hiring bars increase as the load of SWEs needed decrease

frank wedge
late kestrel
young peak
swift falcon
#

guys I have a Master's Degree....A MASTER'S DEGREE why am I not getting hired!!?!?!?!?

young peak
brisk meadow
swift falcon
#

should I be taking it off my resume?!

frank wedge
young peak
# swift falcon pls elaborate

You could have entered the market in 2021-2022 which is arguably the best time to be hired. Your masters made you avoid that time and now instead your hoping in the 2023 market

young peak
#

Fun to do sometimes

swift falcon
#

that's when i graduated wif bachelors

young peak
#

2020 would be nicer

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Especially early 2020

swift falcon
#

fuck me

earnest perch
#

could've entered in 1998 and founded google thanospog

swift falcon
#

bros I graduated HS in 2009

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imagine if I had applied myself and gone to college then

frank wedge
#

Dude you would be on blind

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Not here

swift falcon
#

Senior Principal Software Engineer Architect IIIIIIXVILC

dusky tapir
#

Guys 200k is nothing imo it’s not a way out of wage cuckoldry

swift falcon
#

I'd be a king if I had 200k where I live rn

frank wedge
swift falcon
#

could probably pay off my house in like 3-4 years

late kestrel
#

i live in an illegal basement studio in nyc with my 850k tc shits rough

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all i could afford y_bangcrying

dusky tapir
#

I mean not really tho if you live with a roommate you can get a pretty nice 2bd for 3k each split. So 36k out ur 130k take home

young peak
#

Is that me?

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I got in 2022 at 265k Seattle

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Got an 8% raise just 2 weeks ago too

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Now sitting comfy at 290k TC

swift falcon
dusky tapir
late kestrel
#

honest question tho do u just come in the new grad channel just to flex kekw

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nothing better to do rn WazowskiStare

swift falcon
late kestrel
#

look at u be poor and all. my butler is a 2 ton hippo who lives in my bathroom

brisk meadow
# chilly burrow like you're not using google xyz

I hadn't heard of google xyz, but can anyone quickly verify if I'm doing it right?

"Used the <name> detector to collect particle data for analysis" --> "Collected high-quality particle data for analysis using the <name> detector, as verified by rigorous statistical analysis techniques"
Is the latter better?

swift falcon
#

Credit Suisse will likely lose tens of thousands of jobs because of its takeover by bigger Swiss rival bank, UBS. As much as third of the combined workforce of 120,000 is expected to be cut, The Financial Times reported, citing anonymous sources. Employees of Credit Suisse — which had already been in the midst of downsizing — have started to “swarm” headhunters, Bloomberg said anonymous sources had told it. In particular, investment bankers and equities traders with the smaller bank have been seeking employment elsewhere.
great now we gotta deal with the swiss people coming over here and taking our jobs

dusky tapir
#

Sussy fo sho

dusky tapir
late kestrel
#

yeah hes legit, just may need to read the room a lil rn despairge

chilly burrow
brisk meadow
gleaming fable
chilly burrow
swift falcon
chilly burrow
gleaming fable
#

I heard they asked for a 50bil loan last week from the swiss govt

swift falcon
#

im just shit posting from linkedin

gleaming fable
chilly burrow
#

A giant bank just failed and got bought out

gleaming fable
#

weird wording

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like that's very concerning news

chilly burrow
#

Right after 2 local US banks

dusky tapir
#

Bro picked google over cit haha dummy

chilly burrow
#

Does not seem like good news for the global economy...

swift falcon
#

ok so if you do get hired during 2023

gleaming fable
#

although I've heard that credit suisse has historically done very risky plays on the assumption that the swiss govt would just bail em out

swift falcon
#

that means that you are extra special tho?

chilly burrow
#

Bad mgmt and shady practices

late kestrel
#

no just means u started earlier and applied more

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and got marginally more lucky

gleaming fable
chilly burrow
gleaming fable
#

you might make more money in absolute terms at cit but significantly worse wlb

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also higher expectations and stress at cit

chilly burrow
#

I don't c as much ppl with no prev faang getting faang offers

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Let along interviews

gleaming fable
#

If you averaged out TC with actual hours worked its prob not that different between yogi's G offer and his cit offer

late kestrel
chilly burrow
late kestrel
#

just got lucky w interviews

chilly burrow
#

Lol bloomberg is top tier

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Gratz

young peak
#

Rn I work like 20-30

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Bloomberg stable asf

swift falcon
#

dis all it let me enter

late kestrel
#

ok good, probably great dogesmile

swift falcon
#

HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA

gleaming fable
young peak
#

Bloomberg has 0 layoffs. Great WLB and that cash comp is nice asf

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If you can swipe BB rn you're golden to ride out the wave

chilly burrow
late kestrel
#

nah its ok im with mike rn he said be humble

gleaming fable
#

only faang worth it rn is apple cause they actually never layoff

late kestrel
#

he also said sit down, bitch

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i think he might be kendrick lamar

#

not sure

young peak
#

My original post on LinkedIn after I got my BB offer (it was my first and I thought it would be my last lol)

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Mike responded

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But I had to delete because I reneged lmfao

#

Secretary obv

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No way any billionaire would spend time on LinkedIn

late kestrel
#

no im with mike rn and hes furiously typing on linkedin

#

responding to all the posts

young peak
#

KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION fair

tardy geode
young peak
#

But on the real guys. I might be a 2022 grad and got in easier but lmk if y'all actually do need help

tardy geode
#

Yogi is inspiration

young peak
swift falcon
young peak
#

Freelancing was great. I used Pangea and you start off with $15/hr projects

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My highest paid project was $80/hr for an NFT machine learning project

young peak
#

Pangea.app

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Super nice on the resume and cash while you wait

swift falcon
#

is it better than upwork

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like less trash

jovial latch
#

hmm ill check it out

#

might have to start fucking free lancing if no job right lmao

swift falcon
#

bro dats what I'm saying

#

time to do the homework for the next wave of CS grads

jovial latch
#

yea honestly i cant take any chacnes

young peak
# swift falcon like less trash

It's less trash but there is a tier system.

Bronze you lose 50% of all earnings. At the topic aka diamond you lose only 5% . Nice thing about Pangea is they'll give you your 1099 so you can do your taxes

#

A fuck ton of jobs to increase your rank. People on there are super nice. The jobs are easy, hardly any trouble even with 0 experience

swift falcon
#

interesting, I'm filling out profile right now

young peak
#

Most of the employers are folk with no tech background that would be happy with an html page with some js magic. Slap AWS on there, say you worked 30 hrs and boom $450

#

I've made like 15k there. I started at 15, then started rejecting anything below 40 at one point

#

I only leveraged it for new grad

#

But I mean I just wrote it down as Software Engineering experiences at those companies they're freelancing me for

#

No need to say I'm a freelancer, just that I've worked for X time at these companies or at one company

muted girder
young peak
swift falcon
young peak
muted girder
#

how did you get the interview lol, I've applied 3 times with referral and ghosted, my brother applied once and got interview

swift falcon
young peak
marsh vector
#

is it set hours? how many hours would u say u worked total

young peak
young peak
muted girder
young peak
#

Just create a thread and ask here bois

#

My dms are rotten with span

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Spam

#

Naw I only had like 60 LC prepped

swift falcon
marsh vector
#

i think its worth mentioning yogi prob graduated at a good time

young peak
swift falcon
#

gotcha

young peak
marsh vector
#

yeah that would mean 2021 recruitment

muted girder
young peak
#

So are people applying now 2022 recruitment

marsh vector
#

like u start recruiting in 2021 aug or so right? i dont think 70% of the companies u got offers from even hire new grads anymore lol

#

like its super impressive but

#

response rates are not going to be as good anymore

young peak
#

A made a discord bot that got me a couple k because the contractor was a whale worth 10 mil

young peak
#

Just that "here's my experience. Let me help as much as I can"

marsh vector
#

no u r a god

young peak
#

Why no SWE intern exp?

marsh vector
#

im just thinking its not very replicable these days

young peak
#

Sounds like you have the project experience to do so. Good luck

muted girder
young peak
#

And no I don't grind LC

#

My account total over 5 years is 100 LC, 60 of em done during senior year

muted girder
#

say less 💀

young peak
#

Idk what it's like now.. now that I have a FAANG offer I just DM hiring managers and get instant callbacks. Normally I'd say optimize your resume, but it's still gonna be a grind

#

Get referrals from higher level folk if you can

#

An L3 referring another L3 is as useful as you can imagine

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Ay no worries. I'm bored at work so this is a good distraction

#

If you're not international like me, don't worry too much

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Worst you can do is just wait for it to be over, which it will be soon

daring gazelle
#

Damn yogi just start being active in the server today

#

Are you here to save me?

daring gazelle