#2023_grads

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uncut umbra
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I vibe with this tbh

livid yew
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id still do SDE for min wage KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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no cope

marsh sand
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My path was like:
0-15 addicted to video games
15-18 realized video games are made from code
18-now becoming SWE cuz game dev is hard hours

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Really grew to love problem solving though; my internships so far have been amazing

livid yew
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game dev seems so cool

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but so complex

timber rock
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0-14 I want to be an astronaut
14-16 I will never be an astronaut wtf do i do now
16-21 oh i guess coding is not that bad

marsh sand
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Exactly; I'm doing computer graphics (Ray Tracing, Rasterization, Path Tracing) from a course in my uni nowadays and I really like the visual side of computer science

livid yew
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nice

marsh sand
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though all the vector maths are making my nose bleed

livid yew
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cna you make CoD not crash every 2 hours KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

marsh sand
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Is this your bf's by any chance

livid yew
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i did basic html/js websites and super basic android apps in middle school
for free WazowskiStare

livid yew
marsh sand
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OMG this blog is actually lit

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looking through the person's github repository rn

livid yew
marsh sand
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I realized HFT and Graphics are like pretty common cuz they're both trying to reduce latency

livid yew
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@pulsar mural

marsh sand
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i.e. graphics you need to render an image REALLY fast as the camera moves; hft you need to make transactions and stuff REALLY fast

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feels like having low level graphics stuff (i.e. C++ OpenGL) helps for quant dev positions

fossil jewel
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hmmm

marsh sand
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I was looking at readme and thought it was a typo

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When a typo becomes a feature 💯

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such a cool person lmao

fossil jewel
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my path:
0-16 i like tech and breaking things
16-19 i really like chem but i cant get job, i should be premed
19-20 shit i had medical shit and bio wut do i do
20-21 oh comp eng is cool
22-23 electricity is black magic, software makes more sense to me
23 - swe it is

outer radish
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21+ MONEY

marsh sand
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my dad did EE in college and he told me only thing he learned was "ELECTRICITY IS DANGEROUS"

livid yew
marsh sand
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preaches almost as if it's a religion

fossil jewel
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still passed the classes but the trauma is still there

livid yew
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imagine being 23 KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

fossil jewel
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im closer to 24

marsh sand
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Same lmao

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Korean army took 2 years of my life

fossil jewel
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spent that extra year in premed

marsh sand
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should've leetcoded harder in that time period

timber rock
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so many elderly folks here damn

marsh sand
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my back's not the same anymore

outer radish
fossil jewel
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then extra semester due to dropping my first intro to cs course bc i was dummy

marsh sand
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depends on where you're stationed; my friends in the north korean border right now and they have TIGHT security

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I was not in an army base and it was literally an office job

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Nope it's all completely random

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my other CS friend was sent to the mountains to shovel out tons of snow every winter

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only thing I enjoyed was learning how to shoot a rifle thought it was really scary at first

livid yew
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Lmao

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worryweird I can't taste the alcohol in this cider

marsh sand
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Fun story: we had grenade throwing exercises and they were practice rounds (they explode but no shrapnel) but the guy next next to me dropped the live grenade below his crotch

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my instructor TACKLED me to the floor so I don't get hurt from it

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no one was hurt but that tackle hurt more than anything I experienced

marsh sand
teal jackal
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its an awesome area to study

fossil jewel
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im taking image processing

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its interesting but it reminds me of signal processing (the hell course of EE)

marsh sand
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Image Processing is HELLISH from what I heard

fossil jewel
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yeah i could've taken graphics with the same prof and it would've been easier

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but its a spring only course

shrewd ivy
fossil jewel
foggy perch
foggy perch
livid yew
whole berry
heavy dove
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Anyone have insight on figma interview process

foggy perch
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yes

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never heard back from ts

foggy perch
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no

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i just never heard from ts in general lol

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never even got resume rejected

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so ig they just ghost for rejections

livid yew
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Typescript pog

jade solar
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Anyone know what Flexport asks in their technical interviews? Is it just LC? I saw mentions of a "project deep dive" and OOD

livid yew
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project deep dive would imply they have some sort of take-home project

jade solar
livid yew
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I see

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I don't mind take-home projects, and usually prefer them

fossil jewel
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i think my issue with them is that you can still do good but be rejected

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more time spent than a 2 hour assessment

late kestrel
pine topaz
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hey @rain patio

rain patio
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Hi sawyer

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@pine topaz

pine topaz
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hey coop, talk to you later. going to party with my hoes ona friday night. take care @rain patio

rain patio
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I’ll see you then

wheat seal
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Legal told my org to not delete any engineering/product documents (google docs, wikis, emails, diagrams etc) unless there is a pressing reason to. Is this sketchy? Like this should be extremely obvious

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Does that seem sketchy?

teal jackal
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I realized something that sucks about living alone temporarily
having to do a shit ton of dishes and hand wash everything every time you eat/cook at home
if i move out for full time im probably gonna buy 10 sets of plates, bowls, forks, etc, so i can just rinse them and throw them in the dishwasher
and washing the dishes doesnt have to be a prerequisite to eating something like fruit

livid yew
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Bruh hand washing takes like 2 min

timber rock
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cs student discovers chores for the first time

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loading and unloading 10 sets of plates and cutlery has to be more work than just washing them when you use them

livid yew
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I got belted as a kid

livid yew
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oof

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I guess that is considered child abuse, never thought much of it

sonic coral
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You’ve never met Slavs then

livid yew
marsh sand
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now they resumed it

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I got lucky

foggy perch
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I've always just found the idea so wack

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since you're literally just testing how well you can handle poisoning yourself KEKW

marsh sand
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HAHAHAHA they make you take the gas mask off and pass the filter to the next person

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gas mask is EXTREMELY hard to breathe with

fossil jewel
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thats crazy

marsh sand
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Specifically we use CS gas

grizzled bronze
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Is Site Reliability and DevOps the same thing?

fossil jewel
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we know how you feel

foggy perch
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the real answer is that kpop idols are the devil

fossil parrot
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Anyone had tesla technical interviews pls dm

prime palm
low scroll
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did they change the font on discord

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or am i trippin

vast mica
nocturne oriole
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live footage of me banning @pulsar mural for the last time after several temp bans

livid yew
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Don't do it

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Instead give image perms back

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This is Christmas season, happy time

sonic coral
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Respectable

dense cloud
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is it still that bad rn

fossil parrot
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Tesla

torpid birch
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I only read books in their native language

pure plank
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Anyone have done Barclays Backend Interview ?? It's from Grace Hopper

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Anyone idea about difficulty level?

marsh sand
pure narwhal
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anyone know if datadog tech phone asks LC hard or jsut LC med

uncut umbra
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signed palantir

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we done

azure zephyr
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huge W

uncut umbra
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yeah I'm ready for death lol

west egret
uncut umbra
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team dependent

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which means it's just amazon lite

west egret
uncut umbra
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it's not like it's hrt or some shit lmao

quartz vale
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Why do I get so many recruiter calls but no moving forward lol

late kestrel
fossil jewel
uncut umbra
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the thing is that it's government, so I'm mostly limited to nyc and dc, and I can put in prefs that I don't want to travel outside of that

fossil jewel
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everyone going to nyc

west egret
fossil jewel
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2023 grads meetup

late kestrel
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nyc gang

uncut umbra
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yessirrr

late kestrel
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what if... we met... in the nyc sewers... 👉 👈 🥺

fossil jewel
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and ... what if ... we played ... with the ... nyc rats ... in the nyc subways

uncut umbra
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(not true but if anyone gets that reference we're friends for life)

modest night
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anyone know C1 comp package for Ng?

uneven fulcrum
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What is asked in Palantir recruiter call (30mins) the one after passing karat?

late kestrel
nocturne seal
teal jackal
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Hm

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I should have asked my palantir recruiter for forward deployed

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Shit

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because theyre hiring a ton for FDSE

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I mentioned explicitly I want to work on the core product rather than Forward deployed

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Hmm

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True

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I guess I dodged a bullet in terms of long term career then

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Even if that cucked me out of a palantir onsite

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Or if anything I could contact my recruiter and ask if I could still be considered for fdse

quartz vale
uneven fulcrum
quartz vale
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Thanks!

quartz vale
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whatttt

timber rock
teal jackal
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it just means id have another option to try for an onsite

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i didnt even get an onsite because i initially asked for core swe

quartz vale
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em it was holiday though

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I just called my recruiter last week and she said it was not full no worries

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she could be lying or know nothing though

zinc canyon
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The recruiters at bloomberg dont know shit

uncut umbra
gloomy terrace
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when is nuro releasing new grad positions

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they dont deserve u

gloomy terrace
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they'll beg for us

foggy perch
gloomy terrace
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def getting my host fired though

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i had my em round last week lul

foggy perch
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a recruiter will never intentionally give you info that might paint the company in a bad light

prime palm
fossil jewel
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seems like bloomberg

gloomy terrace
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bloom

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these mf made me wait 6 weeks for this

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so if they're full imma cry

arctic pine
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anyone know if duolingo is full for new grad?

karmic ember
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i got another offer from the same company

marsh sand
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Did u get a fdse offer for palantir before?

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Oh ok im in pipeline for swe hope I make it 😂😂🥺

somber oyster
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Job posting is dry...

deep wasp
marsh sand
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I'll spend my entire 2nd semester just doing LC + Sys Design + OS + Network prep

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and just fetch as many offers as possible EARLY this time cuz this cycle I applied too late

somber oyster
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ugh I'm graduating lol

marsh sand
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true... this job market is so unpredictable since Meta was like all hyped back in March and decided to fire 11k in October

marsh sand
somber oyster
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yeah I am..

marsh sand
# somber oyster yeah I am..

I'm based in the UK so I don't have knowledge on this, but is it like you have to find a job and start working within 6 months if you get an OPT?

somber oyster
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maximum 5 months

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you need to look for a job within 5 months

marsh sand
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and start within 5 months right

uncut umbra
# deep wasp Part 8

oh I don't remember the parts lol, I was just waiting for "jason takes manhattan"

somber oyster
marsh sand
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Guys really simple and dumb question: prepending an element to LinkedList is O(1) operation right? since it's just making a new head

somber oyster
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yep

marsh sand
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karat wont ask me dumb bs like Basic Calculator right

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why am I nervous for Karat

quaint scarab
paper basalt
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man i want to get past finals and be done

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gonna just apply for jobs and screw off in december, then really do a proper neetcode in jan+

marsh sand
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same I'm just gonna GRIND leetcode over spring

eternal mortar
eternal mortar
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yeah, the 3 problems were all matrix problems and built off each other

marsh sand
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Ohhh okok thanks for the tip!

gloomy terrace
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Anyone done affirm process

shrewd ivy
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yo anyone saw the openai AI coding thing? looks insane

oak patrol
nocturne oriole
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I genuinely think interviewing difficulty mighta gone up this year

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Based on my exp as 2022 new grad and what noobs are going thru now, the questions they get asked

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The bar went up

ivory stratus
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It’s cause hiring bar this year

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They don’t wanna hire people

grizzled bronze
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Bloomberg clearly doesn't want more people

dusty mauve
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i was set for a VO with them in january but they emailed me saying they found an opening like the next day so i took it

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in the HR call i'll ask how full they are

grizzled bronze
chilly burrow
marsh sand
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Anyone here applying to non-new grad positions

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i.e. mid level dev

teal jackal
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This year, fewer companies hiring, the companies that still are hiring cut headcount, more applicants due to fewer return offers

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Shitty year to graduate into

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Honestly the 2008 of tech

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2008 was probably the single worst time to graduate into finance

teal jackal
timber rock
teal jackal
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Class of 2023 is the chosen generation

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We were the ones chosen to undergo the most hardship in software engineering career development

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I pray that although this year will break many of us, myself included, that we will undergo metamorphosis as a result and become a stronger and fearless version of ourselves

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We were chosen to suffer because we need to suffer to create scars, and when the scars heal, the scars are much stronger than the original material

timber rock
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yeah man

vast mica
tardy geode
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i did nothing last 3 days

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i feel horrible

ivory stratus
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I played a lot of WoW

livid yew
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I am waiting for new chapter of Fortnite KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

ivory stratus
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Cause ya boi got an internship next semester

timber rock
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got flown down to london today for an assessment centre tomorrow so i went on a quick pilgrimage to some hft offices so that they understand what a big mistake they have done in rejecting me

old smelt
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Sign both and renege later

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You could just sign it and still use it for nego

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I meant negotiate Palantir

livid yew
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lmao

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that is a lot

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for context, the US median income for a 1 person household is like 45k WazowskiStare

old smelt
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I've heard SpaceX has awful wlb btw, not sure if it's just rumors

livid yew
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ive also heard that

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I mean I dont see them taking back the offer before next week

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sadge I would want to work on the rockets directly, that sounds hella cool

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and stressful KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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my first SWE job out of college was hourly, and I think by the end of 1.5 years I was making like 75K/yr WazowskiStare

livid yew
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I made $10/hr as a TA

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wtf

rigid quail
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mfs are complaining about low six figs like bro you're already 2.5 the national average

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but also 45k in oklahoma can get you real far

livid yew
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undergrad

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oh i see

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makes sense

rigid quail
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did you get your masters?

livid yew
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my first internship paid me $18/hr WazowskiStare

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oof

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that is worse

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$1 > $0

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where did you have an unpaid

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that is sus

rigid quail
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they couldn't even pay 7.25/hr 💀

livid yew
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i c

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the longest I ever got for extensions was like 2 more weeks

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well yeah was holiday, I worked like 25 hours thanksgiving week KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

buoyant pulsar
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Why is Microsoft so freaking slowwwwwww

marsh sand
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@queen valve your gdoc full of leetcode problems are godsent

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the highlighted graphs/dfs/bfs Qs are really hard

sonic coral
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Lol yeah my zon internship I made more than 3 years of working part time in my schools IT dept

slim mortar
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u TA'ed in 1995 or something?

livid yew
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DUMBASS

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uwu \

sonic coral
grizzled bronze
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TAs can make more than I earned at any internship at certain unis. I heard some get paid as much as $45/hr, don't remember which uni this was at

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Oh yeah it's gotta be Berkeley

crude saffron
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berkeley, but it might be partly from tuition reimbursement

sonic coral
marsh sand
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Guys I heard Karat LC Qs are like just q after q built on top of each other

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are they like 3 separate leetcode Qs or just like 1 leetcode Q segmented into 3 parts

slim mortar
slim mortar
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"Five states have not adopted a state minimum wage: Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina and Tennessee. Two states, Georgia and Wyoming, have a minimum wage below $7.25 per hour."

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this is crazy for the US

livid yew
sonic coral
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Their minimum wage is $2 because tips

fossil jewel
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and in europe you’re not “obligated” to tip bc they’re paid humanely

sonic coral
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Yep

livid yew
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I would still tip

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I usually do 20-25% tip

gleaming fable
livid yew
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Bank of America denied my fraud claim KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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fuckers

livid yew
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had a fraud charge back in october

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$225

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This was their reason, straight up not true After you submitted your claim, you later confirmed that the charge(s) was valid.

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fuck those people

slim mortar
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who charged back?

livid yew
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I dont really care anymore

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just funny

slim mortar
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do charge backs only work with credit card transactions?

livid yew
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I dont wanna call the support again, and wait on the phone WazowskiStare

livid yew
weary flax
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I'll support you

livid yew
weary flax
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nvm i won't

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don't look at me like that

slim mortar
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just hack bofa idiot

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ez money

slim mortar
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infinite money glitch

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but its crazy how they didnt* resolve this

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chase is really good about this shit

weary flax
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take it in deez nuts

slim mortar
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my roomate got scammed, he asked to get rid of charges and they did

sonic coral
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25% seems excessive unless you’re ballin out

weary flax
slim mortar
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i always just round it upWazowskiStare

weary flax
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i'll round you up if u want

slim mortar
weary flax
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(disclosure: I don't know what i mean by that)

grizzled bronze
weary flax
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True tho

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I've done this before

fossil jewel
sonic coral
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I know Ubers/whatever local rideshare app in Europe def don’t mind tips

slim mortar
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who doesnt like more money

livid yew
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me

slim mortar
weary flax
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I called the 911 stayed on the waiting line and they got back to me

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we've been chatting for sometime now bloblove

fossil jewel
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you and 911 operator chatting shyfingers

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  • “what’s your emergency”
  • “i fell”
  • “how”
  • “in love”
sonic coral
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You guys see that 911 operator movie with Jake Gyllenhaal

fossil jewel
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nope

timber rock
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any sql pros in here?

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if anyone knows how to make COUNT() count zero values without using left join, please let me know

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never mind i got it. damn im smart

fossil jewel
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oh wise tree

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so smart

timber rock
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I spent 4 hours trying to do it

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Because every post I found said use left join but my lecturer says left join is forbidden and you get an instant 0 if you use it lol

crude saffron
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u could probably try ChatGPT and it'll help u with stuff like that

frank mango
marsh sand
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Not looking forward to it

frank mango
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my problems were all from the leetcode bot(word search and subdomain visit)

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i solved word seearch and subdomain but i didnt solve the 3rd problem i heard 2.5 was enough to move on

leaden oak
frank mango
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I was stressing out on word search lol

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for debugging

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You get error randomly

marsh sand
frank mango
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it would be error -> error -> compiled

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but it could be clientside error

timber rock
marsh sand
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Oh wow so it was right for the first time

frank mango
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he said he saw my solutions perfectly

marsh sand
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Wow…

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That’s really weird

frank mango
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yea

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its chill tho

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first question is ez

marsh sand
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Did u get to the 3rd Question?

frank mango
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yea

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i think i almost solved it

marsh sand
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Was it tagged as well?

frank mango
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nah

marsh sand
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But it was bfs/dfs right

frank mango
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it was word search ii but with a tweak

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yea

marsh sand
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Oh wow ok

frank mango
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you had to find the maximum number of words from list and the coordinates are all exclusive

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u return coordinates of words and the coordinates cant overlap

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lol i just returned all possible coordinates for each word and called it a day

frank mango
sonic coral
marsh sand
frank mango
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yea

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if u can do all ur set

sonic coral
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There’s always been stuck up assholes who treat food service / retail people like shit for no reason

frank mango
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also look at karat discuss questions on lc

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those helped as well

sonic coral
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I remember when I worked at Dunkin I’d be over the moon if someone tipped above 15%

marsh sand
leaden oak
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its getting to be a little bit stupid

sonic coral
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Yeah no they put up with a lot of shit for sure

clever orbit
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anyone know what the palantir process for fde is?

marsh sand
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so Karat -> HR -> Onsite (Learning/Decomp) -> HM (Behavioral + could be techincal)

clever orbit
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ok, I failed the swe one but can I re-apply for fde in the same year?

marsh sand
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hmm not too sure; how far did you go in the process?

clever orbit
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failed at karat D:<

marsh sand
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Karat doesn't do union find right

warm bolt
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Anyone have tips for the decomp interview in Palantir, please ?

warm bolt
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Hmm thx!

warm bolt
marsh sand
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Yup! It's exactly a high level systems design

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My friend got an offer recently and told me to know database design well

warm bolt
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Oh thanks a lot! Will focus on that then 🙂

marsh sand
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My referrer told me to try breaking down stuff like:

"Design Tinder"
"Design Twitter"
"Design Discord"

warm bolt
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Nice! Makes sense! Are you also applying for a position in Palantir ?

marsh sand
marsh sand
warm bolt
marsh sand
random canyon
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I did karat and have HR call on Tuesday, any advice for that?

ripe skiff
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karat for palantir make sure you know one of dfs or bfs

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honestly question wasnt that bad

marsh sand
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Guys optimal solution isn't needed for Karat right

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no way I'm solving valid sudoku with bitmask

marsh sand
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When you say coordinates, do you mean the starting row and column of the word? or the entire list of paths (rows and columns) that create a word

nimble shore
frank mango
frank mango
marsh sand
marsh sand
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Did anyone here get a Palantir offer without solving all 3 Karat Qs?

frank mango
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thats crazy

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you can brute force my 3rd problem

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could do dp

marsh sand
marsh sand
rigid quail
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just do your best bro none of this info is gonna do anything for you

frank mango
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think you could brute force it

marsh sand
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I think you could do a solution where you just remove one word from the list at a time (like backtrack) and whatever is the first result without any overlaps would be the solution

marsh sand
frank mango
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recruiter emailed me to set up call after karat and i could do it tomorrow morning but i feel like it might be too soon since he emailed me an hour ago

teal jackal
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is everyone who's getting interviews for palantir only getting it for FDSE?

marsh sand
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hmm I had a website to schedule my slot; doing it the day after shouldn't hurt if it's available

frank mango
marsh sand
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I wonder if those setup emails are automated after Karat haha

high arrow
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if I got palantir decomp friday and have 0 experience with systems design, how big of an L am i in for on a scale from 1-10?

ripe skiff
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no idea

marsh sand
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SWE, London

marsh sand
manic spear
manic spear
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i think they weigh your behavioral performance good bit so you can make it up w/ that

marsh sand
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So I guess:

  1. Love and Breathe Palantir
  2. Do well in VO
ebon quiver
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has anyone negotiated with flexport this cycle ?

late kestrel
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bro how have u still not settled down yet 😭😂

fossil jewel
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trying to play 5d chess

native lantern
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Has anyone done jane street RDP final?

marsh sand
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I have 300+ LC and this made me want to quit SWE

random canyon
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I did that one once.. WAYYY too many edge cases

outer radish
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expedia layoffs

plush schooner
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actually?

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and source?

outer radish
plush schooner
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0_0

foggy star
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Can I not msg this channel?

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Ok weird it’s working

foggy star
marsh sand
ebon quiver
#

😦

late kestrel
primal pike
#

for the templates

muted girder
#

anybody who knows about WLB at hive?

night iron
#

Is there a channel for people who recently accepted bbg?

marsh sand
#

Karat in 12 mins

#

wish me the biggest luck pls 😦

quartz vale
marsh sand
#

Guys

#

I solved all 3 Qs

#

but I think I fkd up the time complexity Qs

#

do you think I'll pass LMAO

echo stratus
#

bruh 5 mins in bloomberg interviewer still havent joined my zoom call

#

what should I do

marsh sand
#

email recruiter and re-schedule

pulsar mural
marsh sand
#

So glad I finished all 3 Qs tho

echo stratus
fossil jewel
#

stay on

marsh sand
#

yup stay on just in case

#

and send the email

#

Do I schedule redo no matter what?

echo stratus
#

ok sent off the email

#

bruh I was ready to interview tho

#

wasting me time

#

I prob cant even reschedule to sometime this month

#

wtf i'm pissed

#

no respect for my time

fossil jewel
#

at this point im not surprised

#

im more surprised they still have apps open

echo stratus
#

I did over 100 lc for this interview :/

marsh sand
#

I'm gonna focus primarily on palantir though

fossil jewel
#

idk if you applied to most of the positions in that coderquad repo

echo stratus
#

Bloomberg was my only interview PepeHands

echo stratus
#

thanks g

fossil jewel
#

yeah np

#

best of luck to you

#

f meta

echo stratus
#

what a shitty time to be a new grad

marsh sand
#

actually f meta

#

i'd be drowning in my bonus and chilling right now

echo stratus
#

same bruh that bonus was 💰

#

f any company that rescinds

marsh sand
#

HAHAHAHA love how there are tons of ex-meta interns here too

#

We're all in this together~

echo stratus
#

nah I'm not meta intern 😅

#

external hire

#

never got to even taste the free food

fossil jewel
marsh sand
#

OH and you had yours rescinded??

#

wow that's even worse

#

I'm so sorry

echo stratus
#

yes lmao my start date was nov 14. rescinded on nov 9

marsh sand
#

I'm gonna interview w Meta in the future just to renege them

#

taste their own medicine

marsh sand
#

that's NUTS

fossil jewel
#

zuck crying rn

echo stratus
#

yeah bruh had my flight booked bags packed

marsh sand
#

naw Zuck in cali doing his MMA practice

fossil jewel
#

the idiot pushed the metaverse too hard

#

watch apple start it and have it be more successful lol

marsh sand
#

It's only cuz Sheryl left

echo stratus
#

yes i'm rooting for apple

marsh sand
#

and Zuck started doing what he wanted

echo stratus
#

everyone short meta

marsh sand
#

if only Sheryl Sandberg was still babysitting zuck we'd all have offers

fossil jewel
#

like yeah lets trust meta with collecting physical and house data

marsh sand
#

cries in EE

echo stratus
marsh sand
#

Manager even said "see you next year" on my last day

marsh sand
fossil jewel
#

in nyc too huh

echo stratus
#

yeah nyc rent like 3-4k

fossil jewel
#

good move yeah

marsh sand
#

wow it was NYC as well; you'd be like down BAD if you signed the lease

echo stratus
#

yup

#

I just want yoe tbh idc about cash

#

once u have a couple yoe u can get hired anywhere

marsh sand
#

same.. I dont wanna be new grad anymore

echo stratus
#

even during recession

marsh sand
#

exactly; once you get promoted once you

#

're set

echo stratus
#

I see senior positions everyone on linkedin

marsh sand
#

EXACTLY makes me wanna cry

glass egret
echo stratus
#

like theres 10+ senior roles for every new grad/entry level

marsh sand
#

my ex-meta teammate shared me a doc of list of places to apply

#

it's all for seniors and I was like WazowskiStare

glass egret
#

Ghosted me 1 time for VO.

marsh sand
#

havent replied since

marsh sand
#

did u get an offer?

glass egret
#

They rejected me even I delivered perfect solution under 10 mins for each lc question WHEN THE INTERVIEWER WAS 35 mins later

marsh sand
#

WHAT

echo stratus
#

bruh fk this

glass egret
#

Came in late and I solved every under remaining times. This is the only interview I didn’t pass other than two sigma

echo stratus
#

sorry this happened to u bro I'm sure u put in a lot of effort prepping

glass egret
#

Yea it was my hope for a good NYC company. But they disrespect the hell outta me

echo stratus
#

yeah fr

glass egret
#

You can get it rescheduled; you don’t need to worry about it.

echo stratus
#

I'm gonna be reneging left and right when the economy recovers. No respect to these companies

glass egret
#

It’s just my communication is very well trained and they still rejected me when I delivered all optimism answers under limited time. It’s disappointing

glass egret
#

Superdays

#

Yes

#

Bbg?

#

Oh NG?

#

Sure I am about to be in a meeting from 11:30-12:20

weary flax
glass egret
#

Shoot me a message

weary flax
#

🤣

fossil jewel
#

you go to a target school?

weary flax
#

me?

#

nice username

echo stratus
weary flax
#

any idea when they start hiring again

echo stratus
#

then I'm gonna fk up there pipeline as much as possible

weary flax
#

i'm thinking march but not too sure

echo stratus
weary flax
#

i meant may lol

#

sry

#

i read somewhere

echo stratus
#

maybe I feel like thats the best case scenario

marsh sand
#

Just scheduled my Karat redo although I solved all 3

#

just in case Palantir dips on me

weary flax
#

are there any companies hiring rn?

echo stratus
tawdry cypress
#

Anyone here part of the tech layoffs? How's the job search going?

weary flax
echo stratus
#

actually not even 1 interview cuz I'm waiting in the zoom rn and my interviewer is 40 mins late

tawdry cypress
#

rip

#

yikes

weary flax
#

wtf

marsh sand
weary flax
#

sad man

tawdry cypress
#

I got laid off from Lyft, getting flat out rejected on those 60K midwestern remote roles now HideThePain

echo stratus
#

have u landed another offer?

marsh sand
#

nope... currently in the loop with Palantir

#

my Karat and HR rounds have gone fantastic so far

echo stratus
marsh sand
#

Solved all 3 Qs, Recruiter loves my "passion" for palantir

#

bloomberg I did okay on phone last week but I couldn't solve the Q without the interviewer's help

#

so I'm not expecting great things

echo stratus
#

how many yoe do u have? @tawdry cypress

tawdry cypress
thorn walrus
marsh sand
#

I just researched the SHIT out of their platform and told them I share the same cause as them

tawdry cypress
#

i've looked at meta new grads who got laid off and none of them seem to have jobs either 🧟

marsh sand
#

and just gave examples of good things they achieved

#

and recruiter was straightup like "I usually dont say this but I'm passing you onto the next round"

#

and we were just goofing off for the latter 15 minutes

tawdry cypress
#

thats awesome

echo stratus
thorn walrus
#

palanberg vs bloomtir which sounds cooler

marsh sand
#

honestly I like bloomtir better now

#

thanks for the suggestion

echo stratus
tawdry cypress
marsh sand
thorn walrus
tawdry cypress
marsh sand
tawdry cypress
#

just taking a night class from 5-9 on 2 days, I was remote, so no big deal at all

echo stratus
tawdry cypress
fossil jewel
echo stratus
#

I wonder if its possible for me to take 1 more sem even tho I graduated in 2022

tawdry cypress
#

only callback i received was from a startup who said they expected 10-12 hour days

marsh sand
#

Meta used to not do background check so I think you could lie that you were graduating an year later or smth

tawdry cypress
#

at the time it seemed ridiculous but idk anymore HideThePain KEKW

thorn walrus
tawdry cypress
fossil jewel
#

some people just delay grad

sonic coral
thorn walrus
#

ur not a new grad tho ur still in school

thorn walrus
fossil jewel
#

like thing is you have to manually apply for grad

#

had i forgotten to, i'd just have a different conferral date

thorn walrus
#

i think intern -> ft is a solid strat

tawdry cypress
marsh sand
#

does MSFT do background check

thorn walrus
#

considering some places like linkedin only take conversions

tawdry cypress
livid yew
#

but yeah remote in the midwest is rare tbh

thorn walrus
livid yew
marsh sand
#

wait actually that's a strat; I'm just gonna apply to interns and lie on my resume

livid yew
marsh sand
#

and when they do background check i can just say i decided not to do masters

#

if they rescind they rescind

tawdry cypress
livid yew
#

imagine wasting time on a masters degree

thorn walrus
livid yew
#

Depends really on what field you want to go into

marsh sand
#

esp if you wanna get into infosec

livid yew
#

like stuff with ML/AI prob want a masters

#

or security

#

or if you want to go back for teachinfg

marsh sand
#

ML/AI you techinically could transfer internally

livid yew
#

like I eventually plan to become a professor floosh

sonic coral
livid yew
#

bro I am trying to actually get work done for once

marsh sand
#

biggest G is becoming a professor and Google hiring you as their Fellow engineer

#

get paid like millions by contributing ideas

thorn walrus
marsh sand
#

Are you in UC Berkeley?

weary flax
#

if you have asian parents, you cannot escape the masters

marsh sand
#

or Stanford?

tawdry cypress
marsh sand
weary flax
#

they'll stuff it down your throat until you succumb and do it

livid yew
echo stratus
sonic coral
weary flax
#

i'll stuff it down you

#

oops is this not dms

livid yew
echo stratus
#

none of my asian friends pursued masters either

marsh sand
#

random thought of the day: Anonymous is probably a bunch of hackers who're on platforms like Discord talking about their next target

echo stratus
#

my momma has a phd tho

livid yew
#

most of my asian friends are Mech Engineers actually KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

marsh sand
#

most of my asian friends have art degree

#

and went back to their own countries

weary flax
#

that's haram in asian culture

livid yew
#

harem?

weary flax
#

jk

sonic coral
livid yew
#

my second favorite anime genre LETS

weary flax
#

no i meant what i said

echo stratus
#

lol any profession that doesnt make money is haram

weary flax
#

haram meaning forbidden

livid yew
#

oh

#

is harem a haram then?

weary flax
weary flax
livid yew
#

harem is when you have several lovers/partners at the same time

weary flax
#

oh lmao

livid yew
#

like in anime, a dude is fucking 5 chicks

#

lmao

weary flax
#

oh from the show

#

LMAO

livid yew
#

ope I sent that in work slack

weary flax
#

wtf

livid yew
weary flax
#

ur fired now

#

daddy bezos wants you

livid yew
#

nah we have a #anime slack channel at work

weary flax
#

sad

spice junco
#

this is my third coding interview w bloomberg, and they sent the same description for this interview as the last one

#

so confused

#

starting to think the recruiters dont even kno whats happening too lol

fossil jewel
late kestrel
#

nowadays

spice junco
heavy dove
#

Anyone interview for figma?

#

Ive asked like 5 times lol 😆

fossil jewel
#

never even got a figma OA

late kestrel
fossil jewel
#

yeah i did my VO same day

#

back to back

#

in mid oct

karmic harness
#

VO?

fossil jewel
#

virtual onsite

spice junco
late kestrel
fossil jewel
#

yeah very likely due to engineer schedules

#

i dont think they could've expected this many people to apply and accept

modest night
#

anyone interview with Hive ai?

late kestrel
pure mauve
modest night
#

bro they got me doing so many interviews ive lost count lmao

#

5 million interviews for a mediocre base and monopoly money

fossil jewel
#

too bad i cant post images here TT_Sus

teal jackal
#

Same

#

TBf tho hive ai tc is good, 140k base, 16k bonus, I do not know how vesting works

echo stratus
#

bruh i'm so sad to see my mom cry after I told her abt bloomberg interview ghosting

#

I cant take this

echo stratus
#

phone

#

just happened

modest night
teal jackal
#

My mom told me that it's okay that I won't make a lot of money as a new grad

teal jackal
#

Still in loop

echo stratus
#

she was so proud of me when I got mad offers in march

modest night
echo stratus
#

now she cry

#

i'm so sad

teal jackal
modest night
#

is that lc too ?

fossil jewel
echo stratus
#

no she literally cried in my arms

#

mike bloomberg why did u do this to my mother

teal jackal
#

Sigh man

#

I'm sorry to hear

modest night
teal jackal
#

^

#

Job market is just super competitive this year

echo stratus
fossil jewel
#

they're a meta refugee

echo stratus
#

I had so much bad luck this year she doesnt think its fair

modest night
#

have u applied to GM?

teal jackal
#

Was your mom depressed about getting rescinded

echo stratus
#

but its just life

modest night
#

they are like really easy

teal jackal
#

Life just isn't fair

#

It sucks

modest night
#

and its decent salary for a non cs major

echo stratus
teal jackal
#

Yeah

echo stratus
#

but this is a different market now

teal jackal
#

I guess this economy deflated her too

#

GM like general motors?

#

I might apply to GM too

#

I wanna get a discount on a GMC truck

modest night
#

idk if their apps are open but u should check

teal jackal
#

Or a camaro

echo stratus
#

imma hop off to comfort my mom gl everyone

modest night
#

its 87k base and 10k binus

teal jackal
#

If I worked at GM I'd so leverage the employee discount on a camaro

#

87k in Detroit will afford me a camaro v8

modest night
#

ye

teal jackal
#

I'll talk about how much I love cars

#

I'm a huge car guy

late kestrel
fossil jewel
#

hmmmm did you post the banner?

teal jackal
#

Interestingly, my mom used to egg me to be a high achiever in life

#

And just now accepts "if you can find a decent job with a good tech stack that's good to me"

livid yew
fossil jewel
#

i think my dad did say "you can earn a lot more" but now he realizes how secure banks are

#

like yeah they wanted me to pursue better ops but never really pushed me or egged me

#

they know how hard it is for me to prep LC lmao

pulsar mural
#

EGGED

fossil jewel
#

EL EGG

teal jackal
#

My parents accepted that the recession sucks

#

I've abandoned my faang dreams for now

#

Whether or not it happens as a new grad is tbd

#

I'll get back in someday

#

I promise myself

deep wasp
#

Just got out of my linear algebra final. I wonder if I’ll ever have to do another SVD again in this lifetime, I hope not.

fossil jewel
#

only if you do more ML i guess

fossil jewel
pulsar mural
#

ADMIT EL EGG IS TUFF @deep wasp

fossil jewel
#

just get something that at least says you can work in a corp environment

teal jackal
#

I'm gonna be trying as an industry hire SDE1 like a year after graduating

fossil jewel
#

like honestly i think faang/big tech jobs make up like 20% of all swe jobs (correct me if wrong)

hollow crag
#

Goodluck 2023 grads.

fossil jewel
teal jackal
#

i feel like even this year, demand for senior devs is in the shitter

hollow crag
#

I've been seeing a lot of people from meta and Amazon applying to the company I work at for entry level jobs 😅

timber rock
#

I would be surprised if the percent was that high

pulsar mural
#

yo

fossil jewel
#

it honestly might be much lower

#

we just see so many in those because these places are purely tech

#

but the industry is vast

granite trench
#

I think it’s much lower too; banks and consulting firms have dev roles too that make up a lot

timber rock
#

Well a quick google and some maths later I have come to the conclusion that 0.42% of swe's work in faang

#

So increase that by a bit depending on your definition of big tech

fossil jewel
#

woah

late kestrel
fossil jewel
#

i was way off lmaooo

fossil jewel
late kestrel
#

probably. it was almost 2 months ago lol

fossil jewel
spice junco
fossil jewel
#

mhm

#

because its a small percentage so many wanna be the top 1%

modest night
#

u know back when amazon had positive hype i was seeing things like amazon has a lower acceptance rate than harvard

fossil jewel
timber rock
marsh sand
#

Its been 2 hours

#

Recruiter hasnt cancelled my karat redo 🫣

fossil jewel
#

but i was like too low so i googled

#

and saw 20%

modest night
#

also i dont think ppl in this subreddit are delusional

#

i think ppl in this subreddit and server are just absolute high achievers

timber rock
#

No chance its anywhere near 20%

fossil jewel
#

i mean its okay to have dreams but deeming any non faang as worthless is toxic

modest night
#

the avg cs joe in my school dont even know how to do leetcode

fossil jewel
#

blind is literally all shitting on lower tier jobs

modest night
modest night
timber rock
#

I mean i would wager that most cs students have never heard of leetcode

fossil jewel
#

i think there was someone shitting on someone's C1 TC lol back in like aug

timber rock
modest night
#

i remember seeing posts from meta employees saying that meta interns were spoiled for asking for return offers and that back in their day they didnt even expect a return offer

karmic harness
#

Blind demographic probably a lot different than this discord

timber rock
#

Ok first up blind people actually have jobs

modest night
#

like wat do these employees get for supporting the company like they dont even give a hot shit about u. They lay u off and fire you without remorse

fossil jewel
#

never simp for companies

#

you're just a number to them

#

i remember seeing this LI post of someone who stood outside the google HQ all day to try and get a job

modest night
fossil jewel
#

or the person who sent nike a cake

karmic harness
fossil jewel
#

the ones shitpostting all day probably got the job during better circumstance

fossil jewel
fossil jewel
#

all im looking for is liveable wage, good wlb, decent benefits, and decent tech stack

#

we're all young enough to job hop in the next few years

foggy perch
#

tbh I feel like the percentage must vary so much depending on what you define as faang

fossil jewel
#

classic faang

#

we cant count unicorns and other big techs but i also dont think it would vary as much

#

since some are even more selective than faang

tardy geode
#

has anyone interviewed for Rokt?

#

i have a phone interview with the recruiter(they reached out) idk what to expect.

fossil jewel
#

good luck!

tardy geode
marsh sand
#

I passed my Karat 🙂

quartz vale
#

Congrats

#

How do you known

#

You past itv

marsh sand
#

They cancelled my redo and got a note from recruiter saying I’m progressing

quartz vale
#

I got nothing so far

#

I guess my recruiter want me to redo

#

:"D

marsh sand
quartz vale
teal jackal
#

This is depressing since this is pretty much an exact parallel to tech recruiting.

teal jackal
#

Tldr being a college student in Japan sucks ass

#
  • Apply a year in advance
  • Prestige matters a lot
  • New grads can't compete with industry hires so their only viable option is to apply to mass hiring new grad roles
  • Applying to jobs feels like a black hole since everyone is applying to the same places
#

Oh, and headcount is fucked. Forgot to mention that

prime palm
#

Damn

fossil jewel
#

you my friend

#

the thanos of cscd

#

and you worked hard for it

#

so massive props

#

there’s a lot of “i deserve this”

#

and one doesn’t stand out

teal jackal
#

The main silver lining we have is that job hopping is viable and very common in American tech.

#

Which is a big silver lining

#

But the process of getting into somewhere as a grad is just...ugh

#

Basically we have a good chance to redefine our careers if we don't get what we want immediately

fossil jewel
#

we will make it

#

i don’t think this is copium but i do think it’s possible

#

tech if anything is less about prestige than say finance or law

jaunty basalt
#

Thank you for saying this