2023_grads

[ebon quiver]

i had an offer from there.

shit was nice

[rain patio]

Twitter 12 week internship would be insane

[teal jackal]

Twitter intern is good

Tbh Twitter has good resume prestige

[ebon quiver]

should i incliude it on my resume

even though i got rescinded

[rain patio]

I would actually take a unpaid (just corporate housing) internship at Twitter if I were a student

[rigid quail]

twitter culture is gonna be dog now though

[rain patio]

But only right now

[old smelt]

This economy is just fucked. Be thankful you aren't a recent grad that just got laid off with no junior positions open. Try to apply to local startups in your area, it'll be peanut TC but anything is good right now

[rain patio]

Working full time sounds at Twitter is bad optics but internship would be legendary

[ebon quiver]

that is me tho lol

[weary flax]

I wanna work at meta RIGHT NOW

who gonna hire me

i'll pay

[ebon quiver]

ima aply to pornhub tn

[weary flax]

dn?

[ebon quiver]

mindgeek i mean

[old smelt]

Sorry to hear that, I assumed you were a 2023 grad. I can send over some recruiter emails if you like

[karmic harness]

I’ll take em

[ebon quiver]

thanks man, ur a nice man. give it to vagige

[weary flax]

can I have them

[ebon quiver]

and gimme plz lol

[rigid quail]

i’m the recruiter just email me

[weary flax]

give u what

[ebon quiver]

BRUH

WHERE U RECRUITER AT

[weary flax]

I'll send you my ssn

hang on

[ebon quiver]

WHY U GUYS SO MEAN

🖕

[old smelt]

Haha well if all of you spam the same recruiter at the same time it probably won't work too well but check dm's

[rigid quail]

ren tech and yahkunazon

[ebon quiver]

BRUH REN TECH

gimme a chance groot

[weary flax]

stick it up dn

[lapis cove]

man i been trying to get into yahkunazon for years

[ebon quiver]

gimme a chance at ren please

[rigid quail]

sent you the OA

[ebon quiver]

wait u dont even have my email

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[rigid quail]

good luck!

[rigid quail]

i have your address i sent it by mail

[ebon quiver]

bruh i j got this

is this you

damn u

[weary flax]

John daddyyyyyy

[rigid quail]

ren tech is very secretive someone will come to your door and pick up the paper solutions 24 hours after you receive the OA

[weary flax]

can I do it in pfp

[ebon quiver]

you guys tryna say i have no skills n qualifications

well i dont

[ebon quiver]

where u workin at friend

[old smelt]

@karmic harness @ebon quiver i sent the emails

[ebon quiver]

wow v solid companies

how did u get ur hands on these

[echo stratus]

can u dm me too I am a victim of the zuck

(meta offer rescinded)

[ebon quiver]

guys if we all email it aint gona work lol

[echo stratus]

one by one

[ebon quiver]

i call square recruiter!

[karmic harness]

Bet

I call Expedia

[echo stratus]

I CALL EVERYTHING ELSE

[ebon quiver]

ah hell

[karmic harness]

Damn you

[ebon quiver]

u can only choose 1 greedy fatty

nah u cant j choose all of em

[old smelt]

i have HRT and Radix, they will probably ghost but worth a try maybe

[echo stratus]

lmao its ok just send whoever u want I'm willing to share

[ebon quiver]

im not

[echo stratus]

we compete like hunger games

[rigid quail]

breadlines for recruiter emails we live in dark times

[ebon quiver]

yeah well no offense but look at ur pfp ur not surviving too long

[old smelt]

sent, check dm

[echo stratus]

I'm district 2 homie

[ebon quiver]

if u got all these recruiters in ur pocket, may i ask where u are currently employed

[rigid quail]

dav those recruiters must hate you

[karmic harness]

I’m beating all ur asses

[ebon quiver]

well they about to when they receive 100 emails each lmao

[karmic harness]

Too late bucko

[old smelt]

i was at nuro this past summer, currently have one offer for a quant firm and just finished brex final. ziprecruiter final next week (hopefully)

[ebon quiver]

woooooooow

what quant firm 😮

[karmic harness]

Tbh I don’t see the coolness of ziprecruiter

What’s up with them

[old smelt]

220k USD remote, that the coolness

[echo stratus]

glad @old smelt aint competing with us lmao

[old smelt]

30 hour weeks

[weary flax]

I'm not sharing y'all with anyone, its all mine

[ebon quiver]

holy tits

[weary flax]

I mean, not sharing emails with anyone

[karmic harness]

In straight cash ?

[weary flax]

😳

[echo stratus]

damn thats hella nice

[ebon quiver]

breh this dude got radi

[echo stratus]

congrats man

[ebon quiver]

im out

you must know c++

what a god

[old smelt]

nope lol only python

[karmic harness]

I thought dav didn’t care about money

[ebon quiver]

oh is it a devops position

[old smelt]

devops/sys team

[ebon quiver]

dayumn

[old smelt]

partly why i dont want it

[weary flax]

which devs you talkin too brah

[ebon quiver]

dav ima be there soon

[karmic harness]

Dav*

[weary flax]

oh nvm sorry

[old smelt]

remote is the important part, i want to work from Canada

[ebon quiver]

220k in cada

canada

weow

[echo stratus]

wait they let u do that??

[ebon quiver]

u gonna get any bich

[echo stratus]

how the taxes work

[karmic harness]

Lol who cares about the taxes at that point

U pay them

And shut up

[echo stratus]

chilling in canada with us salary is hella nice

[karmic harness]

REMOTE

[echo stratus]

faangs in canada pay 160k cad = 120k usd for ur reference

[weary flax]

I bet dav goes to Waterloo

[echo stratus]

tc not base

[old smelt]

nope, no name school about an hour from waterloo lol

[weary flax]

oh lol damn

[echo stratus]

guelph

[weary flax]

respect

[old smelt]

30 min from guelph :p

[echo stratus]

mcmaster

[timber rock]

mcdonalds

[echo stratus]

MCMASTER FAM UNITE

[thorn walrus]

mcmaster is a no name?

[weary flax]

I wish I lived in canada

[echo stratus]

mcmaster only known for med

[weary flax]

can i move

rn

[echo stratus]

nah canada u get paid peanuts col the same

[thorn walrus]

im not even in canada and ik mcmaster

[ebon quiver]

anyone know of any remote jobs still open ?

[old smelt]

wtf how? its really big for med school but eng/cs is not known at all

[weary flax]

is doordash still hiring

[echo stratus]

r u 2022 grad?

[old smelt]

2023

[echo stratus]

ah ok

[echo stratus]

I hear CS is getting better tho

they expanding the faculty

[old smelt]

idk im compeng

but yea i would say the only notable uni's for CS are Waterloo, U of Toronto, and UBC

[karmic harness]

The Harvard of the north

[old smelt]

and maybe mcgill

[echo stratus]

ryerson

[old smelt]

toronto metropolitan***

[echo stratus]

ryerson will forever be ingrained in my brain

toronto metropolitan for the next generation

[whole berry]

a classic school

its the second chance school for uoft kids that didnt make post

lotta bright people

the program itself isnt bad at all

[white escarp]

Ucalgary hands down

[rigid quail]

yeah but wtf is the point if you are miserable

[thorn walrus]

what was this in response to LOL

[rigid quail]

for most, 50+ hours and bad wlb will weigh on you heavily over time

[white escarp]

I can use the 350k diff to drink boba everyday

Thats a huge difff

[rigid quail]

@queen valve 550k isn’t even a salary one can really discuss at the entry level, probably 100 people land that amount per year in the world

[timber rock]

i will get that 😎😎

[rigid quail]

but yeah i agree that your value function should be your north star

[old smelt]

idt that 150k will help you retire any more than 1-2 years earlier. ofc if you stay at quant and begin to average $1M TC every year then its a different story

[tawdry skiff]

compound interest is good shit

it's why you put as much as you can if you want

imagine if you can megabackdoor 60k every year

and that gets you 5% returns

and you keep doing that

🙂

[timber rock]

The only issue is people in this serv have absolutely no idea how to not have lifestyle creep and spend every cent they earn

[tawdry skiff]

you mean my parents already salivating for 1k month allowance

[timber rock]

Mfs will start earning 500k and think yeah now I can double my uber eats bidget

[chilly burrow]

U prob could at 500k

[tawdry skiff]

150k @ 7% compound will be much higher no?

[chilly burrow]

Unless ur uber eats budget is crazy

[tawdry skiff]

damn

should be longer years tho

we are not 40

i hope

[old smelt]

^^^^

[tawdry skiff]

icic

[old smelt]

either way, it's all personal preference. everyone has their own goals and ambitions so who gives af

[rigid quail]

yeah i got your point, and it’s a good one just that it’s not very applicable for most

[tawdry skiff]

well are you putting away 150k every year?

i'm curious now

[dry fossil]

600 seems correct to me if it is in 20 years

[thorn walrus]

no matter if you're making 70k or 550k i think most people in this server will be ok...

[rigid quail]

if i’m making 350k after tax id probably put away 100 savings and 100 investment

[tawdry skiff]

if you put away 150k every year for 20 years

with 7%

that's 6 mil

that's alot of cheese

Give me the formula

[chilly burrow]

What is even being argued here

[teal jackal]

I will work 80 hours a week to pay for my GMC truck

I will sleep in my GMC truck

[timber rock]

Who knows

[teal jackal]

To enjoy it the most

[chilly burrow]

Just take out a loan lmaooo

Free money

[teal jackal]

Until you have to pay it back

[chilly burrow]

?

Wat?

?

[timber rock]

just don't pay it back

[tawdry skiff]

What numbers to put in the interest calculator to get big numbers

[timber rock]

what are they gonna do, put you in jail? well i also dodge taxes so there is not enough money for jails

[foggy perch]

I've always seen the reaction as just copium tbh

Even when I myself do it

[chilly burrow]

I agree

[thorn walrus]

@foggy perch did pinterest ever get back to you lmao

[teal jackal]

Fuck free lunch I'll work anywhere that buys me my dream truck

A GMC Sierra HD Denali

[timber rock]

im getting mc dondald rn anyone want anything?

[chilly burrow]

Big Mac with a Large Fries

Should I dm my address?

[timber rock]

yes

[thorn walrus]

just send it here

[tawdry skiff]

Big Mac is meh

[timber rock]

i will dox you

[tawdry skiff]

Mcgangbang for me

And large fries, no salt

[twilit wasp]

mcplant please

[tawdry skiff]

I want the fries to be fresh

[chilly burrow]

Sent

Thanks for the food

[chilly burrow]

Wait plz do not

[timber rock]

that's what im getting 😎

[chilly burrow]

I will b sad 😔

[twilit wasp]

the good shit 😎

[foggy perch]

Ye got rejected a while ago

[timber rock]

uhhh yea i ll have a mcplant (plants) with large fries (plants) and uhh veggie dippers (plants

[foggy perch]

Hachiyuki namesake failed me so now I have to be the opposite

[thorn walrus]

dude wtf

i haven't heard back and it's been 5 weeks

[foggy perch]

F

Probs should have emailed them week 3

Tbh

[twilit wasp]

veggie dippers sounds so funny xD

[thorn walrus]

they're probably filled now

[lapis cove]

man why u want a truck

what u haulin

[timber rock]

Have you had them

[thorn walrus]

where's ur blog post

[twilit wasp]

what is it?

ketchup ?

[timber rock]

Just a bunch of mashed vegetables in breadcrumbs

They're not bad tbh

I was pleasantly surprised when I first got them

[teal jackal]

Ass, weed, beer and bitches

[tawdry skiff]

Ass and bitches?

Stop lying

[teal jackal]

Tbh the mcveggie burger looks pretty good, blended veggies and potatoes in a patty

I want to get it

If I could

[timber rock]

Don't think we have that here but we have the mcplant

[thorn walrus]

this chat sometimes

[timber rock]

Which is really good

[twilit wasp]

mcplant is niceee

[teal jackal]

I think mcveggie is an Indian thing

[timber rock]

Oh probably

[teal jackal]

Apparently they canned the mcplant in America already

[lapis cove]

do it in a sedan and save the environment

[teal jackal]

Nobody bought it during the test runs

Burger king still has the impossible whopper though

[timber rock]

Breaking news: americans are too fat for vegeatbles

[teal jackal]

Though there's a massively dumb oxymoron: impossible whopper with real bacon

That's unironic

In America

It's such an oxymoron

And I'm an oxymoron without the oxy part

[timber rock]

Doesn't sound very halal

[grizzled bronze]

It was alright, but I prefer the normal whopper the rare time I ever go to BK (consistently shit food quality compared to other fast food)

[teal jackal]

Me staring at burger king:
Bro You just posted haram
You are going to lose jannah

[teal jackal]

Tbh I prefer burger king

Bk keeps it more interesting

They have onion rings

[teal jackal]

I don't travel, I think my lack of travel on planes will compensate for my co2 emissions from my truck

[foggy perch]

Consider this

[teal jackal]

Big truck mini peepee

[foggy perch]

Don't go to burger King

It's just worse mcdonalds

[teal jackal]

Burger king competes on having interesting menu items

Their old chicken sandwich was goated

They discontinued it recently though

[thorn walrus]

why are you so obsessed with trucks

[teal jackal]

Man it's a childhood dream

That's all

[thorn walrus]

okay i understand

[ivory stratus]

And@chicken fries

[teal jackal]

Surprisingly I have never tried it before

I really should

Basically chicken nuggets in the shape of a French fry

[lapis cove]

fair

[weary flax]

explained america in 4 words

[lapis cove]

no shot chicken fries are actually good

[timber rock]

the goods have been acquired than k you for your advice guys

i took none of your suggestions on board

[teal jackal]

Suggestions for what

[timber rock]

i don't know why i said suggestions

i got no one anything they asked for

[crude saffron]

chicken fries have a unique aftertaste

i don't rly see a reason to go for those instead of normal nuggets except for the novelty

[teal jackal]

I like BKs zesty sauce

One of the reasons why I still go there

I think it's a mix of horseradish and other condiments

Mustard?

I like it tbh

[dense blaze]

I used to get that 5 dollar meal deal after my Wednesday speed workouts

Goated

[teal jackal]

Dollars 5

[teal jackal]

Tbh burger kings $5 deal beats Wendy's one

anyways I realized that resources on helping with job hopping within tech are scant online
I can't find any guides online which are useful for helping people navigate first-time job hopping

I think in the future, unless someone else makes one, I'll be the trailblazer who writes my diary and guide on it

[young peak]

Yeah make a blog post on your journey bro

Then lock it behind a paywall once you get enough traction

[timber rock]

we don't have enough blog posts in this server

[chilly burrow]

Try to give back however you can 🙏

[chilly burrow]

I woud writ a blog post if i was good at englis. But im bad 😔

[teal jackal]

"Autistic Dumbass's Declassified Job Hop Survival Guide"

thats how i'll title it

[timber rock]

we should all write blog posts

how to get a job by man who does not have a job

[teal jackal]

so true!

[alpine path]

Has anyone been ghosted after palantir karat?

My recruiter is barbara mcbride

[gentle spruce]

expedia call？

[compact vortex]

bruh i applied to palantir ng then emailed her about my deadlines back in september and asked her to expedite then within a day I got resume rejected

should note i passed the resume screen the previous year for swe intern without any internships on my resume

this shit is random af lmfao

[teal jackal]

^

Fr

[tardy geode]

is there any hopium for 2023 Q1?

[chilly burrow]

🙂

[uncut umbra]

I would plan assuming that this is the best it's gonna be, but leave room open for companies to have new postings in a couple of months

[teal jackal]

She asked what my favorite position is

I said "employed as a software engineer"

[teal jackal]

I think there'll be more companies but the market won't be an improvement

[livid yew]

McDonalds still hiring

[livid yew]

lmao tbh, I had more fun as a retail cashier

could deny college student Fake IDs

[teal jackal]

How do u tell the diff

[livid yew]

wdym

[teal jackal]

Between a fake and a real id

Just curious

[wicked rivet]

its easy

[livid yew]

oh, well certain things, like watermarks, raised features, uv lights

[teal jackal]

I'm over 21 and don't have friends under 21 so I just an curious

[wicked rivet]

esp for bouncers who deal with hundreds of fake ids a week

[livid yew]

doesnt scan

dimensions of text/graphics look off

[teal jackal]

Oh yeah that's why some bouncers shine the flashlight on it

[livid yew]

like font too big

[teal jackal]

I think replicating the watermark is expensive

[livid yew]

lmao my friend group extends from 32 to 18

so I know people on both ends

you are not unemployed soon

@teal jackal

[teal jackal]

Thanks broski

[livid yew]

meanwhile, I got raise and bonus numbers today

[teal jackal]

That makes sense that it's pretty easy to tell what a fake ID looks like if you're used to it

[livid yew]

fake resume?

who would fake that

why

tf

[teal jackal]

No I am an idiot

I meant id but my brain is washed by the job search

[livid yew]

bruh, I already know I am not cut out for FAANG

[teal jackal]

Every word is resume to me now

[livid yew]

just FAANG/Big Tech is not my goal

[teal jackal]

Valid

It's not my goal anymore

6 figures will make me content

[livid yew]

it was never my goal

my first job out of college was 75K

then jumped to 145K

[teal jackal]

Wow that's kickass

[livid yew]

[teal jackal]

Good stuff

[livid yew]

good luck, you guys will have good times in spring/summer 2023

I can feel it

[outer radish]

hi, can I get a job with a side of large moneys no ketchup, and a WAGE with no ice

[livid yew]

monies

btw

[outer radish]

deez nuts

[teal jackal]

Thanks for the support bro

Can I order some DN

[livid yew]

[outer radish]

sir this is a wendys

[livid yew]

ayo this spotify cover art has boob

tf

lmao

[teal jackal]

Send

[livid yew]

no

[gentle spruce]

Will Expedia ghost to reject?

[proud sapphire]

Hey if you are international and in the final semester in a reduced course load, can you work full time?

[strange ore]

anybody know if immediate 401k matching is standard / something that happens for new grads?

[dusty mauve]

highly depends on company

most big tech companies will do it

startups might not contribute anythin

[strange ore]

ok cool

was curious if it was more common for companies to do immediate access to matching contributions but they vest it or "work for a year then we match at our full rate"

gotchu I must have interesting luck then lol

ong

vesting only penalizes those who exit early but with this way everyone negatively affected lol

shiiiii with how companies in this industry pay for poaching imma be leaving guilt free regardless

just as long as they don't change the definition of a recession again between now and then

[outer radish]

what was the min codesignal for ziprecruiter this year

[rain patio]

which of google/Bloomberg/Netflix would be best for new grad?

[prime palm]

If it were up to me,

If it was Google nyc I'd do that

Else Bloomberg

Cause I know Netflix is in lost gators or something

Not a fan

[lethal turret]

is it dumb to buy 50k mercedes first year after college?

180ktc

[crude saffron]

Yes

[lethal turret]

aight

[prime palm]

Hell naw fuck it we ball

[lament basin]

whats the square codesignal glitch

[craggy radish]

Imo, you should make sure you actually have the job for at least a year before making such a large purchase during these times

[lament summit]

do whatever u want its ur money

[ornate cliff]

yes

[marsh crater]

Hi guys! I am looking for an Indian friend who is seeking a full time position as software engineer. I would like to find a study partner with whom I can mock interview and practice coding together.

[compact vortex]

here is my honest opinion on this

im a car guy as well but I wouldnt spend more than 30-35k on a car on my first pay check

30-35k can get you a lot of car. If you are cool learning how to maintain you can buy a used 2010-2011 e63/c63 amg which in my opinion is a lot of car. If ur a bimmer fan you can buy like a 2013 m5 within budget if u do ur research

id save most of that money or use it for investments rn especially since we are in a recession market and everything is priced low

even if i was making like 300-400k tc idt i would ever buy a new mercedes or any new car for a matter afact

[grizzled bronze]

Treat yo self

[wheat seal]

Lcol?

[compact vortex]

ig yeah its his money if he wants it he should enjoy but its probably better financially to save it

and take advantage of depreciation and buy a slightly used car

[wheat seal]

50k if u don’t have any rent then yea

[grizzled bronze]

Agree

[wheat seal]

Sure why not

No rent and living with parents + lcol

Go for it

If not both then nope

[compact vortex]

i mean you could also use that money to start a side hustle or invest into something

even if u live with ur parents

[wheat seal]

I mean u can still invest with 180k

[compact vortex]

well yeah

i just feel like id rather squeeze the max out of my income while still having fun

[grizzled bronze]

We don't know much about OP, so by default it's a dumb idea

[compact vortex]

lmfao

just wondering anyone in here also a car enthusiast?

[torpid birch]

Can't u get cars used for like 3k

How are 8+ year old cars more than like $20k tbh

[compact vortex]

performance models demand premiums cuz enthusiasts

[sonic coral]

Yeerrrr

[compact vortex]

bet

what kinda stuff u into?

[compact vortex]

its starting to come down

by next year it should slow down even more

with people outta work, they arent gonna be able to afford to pay their loans off on their 70k bimmer lmfaoo

so repossessions gonna go up

what kinda car are you tryna get

[dusty mauve]

taking out a loan on a car is the worst idea ever idk why people do it

[compact vortex]

cuz people wanna look cool

those people have 0 financial sense imo

[dusty mauve]

yea exactly

[compact vortex]

buy within means

smart

[dusty mauve]

jujuondabeat

[compact vortex]

wuts ur budget?

5k?

icic yeah thats a solid pick

toyotas can last way more than 100k miles

you are fine

[dusty mauve]

as long as the car has clean history and is a toyota/honda

[compact vortex]

oh yeah another thing that pisses me off is people use their tc to decide how much car they can afford. you should only look at your cash compensation when making that decision

you have no idea how much ur stock is gonna be worth

[dusty mauve]

not just cash compensation -> cash after taxes compensation 😭

[compact vortex]

yeah exactly

[dusty mauve]

when i loook at how much i can afford for rent i look at post tax salary

post tax salary is so sadge

[compact vortex]

yep exactly

it just hurts to see how many people dont have the slightest bit of financial literacy

[dusty mauve]

yea i feel like most of it is culture and upbringing

[compact vortex]

yeah exactly

[dusty mauve]

some cultures are objectively more materialistic than others

[compact vortex]

like i always say, just cuz someone looks rich dont mean they are rich

😭

im so greatful my parents taught me the value of money young

[sonic coral]

If you can’t tell from my pfp I like older 80s-90s stuff that would make sick projects lol

[compact vortex]

thats rlly cool?

you a jdm typa guy?

or like older american muscle?

or something else

[sonic coral]

Lean more jdm, but I fuck with the foxbody

[compact vortex]

ah i like older jdm stuff too mostly 90's stuff tho

[sonic coral]

If it’s got pop ups im prob into it lmao

[compact vortex]

ahhh the popups are dope lol

[sonic coral]

But 90s and even early 2000s def has some sick stuff

[compact vortex]

adds to the character

[sonic coral]

I will say tho when it comes to modern cars I really like the ft86

[compact vortex]

ahhh icic thats cool!

Im mostly into german and american muscle stuff (mostly mercedes amg and mustangs but i like some gm stuff too like the chevy ss/holden commodore-i think those are really cool sleepers and i like the new mid engine corvette). I like japanese stuff too like the first gen nsx

[sonic coral]

Oh I def respect German (for performance not reliability lmfao)

My cousin had a 335i

[compact vortex]

yeah older bimmers are horrible for reliability

[sonic coral]

I rode in that thing and it was a beast

Dude swapped the twin turbos for one massive one, gutted interior, got carbon fiber hood / roof and that shit was a rocket

[compact vortex]

wtf dang

thats wild

[sonic coral]

He never dyno’d it but he was guessing it was easily pulling like 500+ hp at that point

[compact vortex]

i wouldnt be suprised

[sonic coral]

2011 iirc

[compact vortex]

yeah

was it a coupe?

or a sedan?

[sonic coral]

Yep

Coupe

[compact vortex]

the coupe of that generation looks amazing

[sonic coral]

He yeeted the rear seats lmfao

[compact vortex]

yeah

does he track it

[sonic coral]

Uh no

But he did race it

[compact vortex]

like street racing

or drag

[sonic coral]

Yeah street lmao

He’s long stopped but he straight up used to pull up to a part of the highway under construction on a Saturday at 2am and raced for a several hundred bucks

[compact vortex]

dang lmfao

[sonic coral]

Yeah nah this dude did some crazy shit lol

He stopped when he noticed the shady dudes that were pulling up

[compact vortex]

lol

ive seen that typa shit happen

idt i would ever participate in it

[sonic coral]

Yeah I mean when there’s money you get organized crime so it makes sense

[compact vortex]

late at night i always hear people with their loud af exhausts near my house doing shit

and then i hear sirens

i live next to a big open road

[sonic coral]

He’s now a bike guy, has a stunt Harley lol

[compact vortex]

ahh

bikes scare me lol

[sonic coral]

Yeah fr

[lament basin]

what are some good companies

[manic spear]

i’ve been summoned

[deep wasp]

Creat way to build credit

Especially if you have no credit history

[teal jackal]

in my experience, even toyotas and hondas past 200k often have issues

my dads old acura was leaking or burning oil, i forgor what it was, past the 210k mile mark

and the ignition starter crapped out(not that expensive) multiple times

its drivable, but it might not be a good experience

buying a car thats over 15 years old and over 200k miles is like rolling the dice with all sorts of minor to intermediate issues

Wait you said 100k

100k miles should still be okay but i wouldnt rule out minor issues popping up

[teal jackal]

my dad has assimilated into our all white suburb by now, he wants a ford ranger as our next car

[uncut umbra]

my dad, who is a huge car-head, gets so depressed whenever I tell him that I don't want to be in a situation where I have to buy a car

[livid yew]

All white.

[paper veldt]

Did you end up interviewing?

[nocturne seal]

Anybody know anything about the datadog process

[prime palm]

You have to pet the dog

[timber rock]

and try not to become like this person
https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/95dgrx/i_am_absolutely_mortified_and_embarrassed_beyond/

[uneven grove]

does anyone know what Hive's process is? I've already done two separate technical phones and now they're inviting me to a third one

is it long lol

[sterile relic]

that should be the last one i think they usually do 3 tech rounds

[bleak ocean]

Do y’all actually remember shit from classes u took a year ago

[timber rock]

nah

[compact vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/porsche-992-911-carrera-s-gif-25770221

Ok that’s not a gt3 but still a 992

[outer radish]

When youd get a gif of my car

[sonic coral]

Gearheads unite

[compact vortex]

I pulled up to your house

[warm sky]

It should be the same length as the others, but they gave me a LC hard for mine

[uneven grove]

gotchu tyty

got LC meds so far I say and heard it gets harder

[warm sky]

yeah I got, easy-med, med, hard, hard for my 4 rounds

[uneven grove]

4 rounds? jesus lol

[warm sky]

They don't really have a VO tho so it's not too bad

One of my interviewers said he had to do 7 or 8 rounds as an industry hire

[uneven grove]

that seems so inefficient to me

so it's just 4 rounds of a LC interview?

thought I saw somewhere about a call with CTO/CEO

[warm sky]

pretty much yeah

4th round is with CTO, he asks LC and other general technical stuff

CEO call is if you get an offer

[uneven grove]

damn from the man himself

tyty Brough

[warm sky]

yeah it's a small company

Of course! lmk if you have any other q's about their process

[dusty mauve]

no ducking way i got moved into bloomberg vo after being ghosted for 35 days

[glass egret]

They did a lot of moving today

I got rejected for VO1. That never happened

[dusty mauve]

interestng

[glass egret]

Interviewer showed up 35 mins late

[dusty mauve]

why do they even still have space lol

bruhhhh

[glass egret]

Finished 2 lc question with communication under 35 mins

Bug free did not ask for hints

[dusty mauve]

vo1 or tech screen?

[glass egret]

Communicate every single bit of my answers

Vo1

Nobody every gets rejected for one rounds of vo1

[dusty mauve]

yea wtf

[glass egret]

This is beyond saved.

They ghosted me 5 times

And showed up 35 mins late and rej me?

[sage sluice]

anyone interviewed with applied research associates?

[glass egret]

I still wanna work for them lol cuz job security and shxt but damn

[dusty mauve]

@glass egret i dmed u

[teal jackal]

Facts bro

Man I remember the first time I introduced myself at college, nobody else was a car enthusiasts

[dusty mauve]

does anyone know how bloomberg’s performance bonus is given?

[lament summit]

i would assume its based on your performance

[compact vortex]

dude hive is a pile of shit lmfaooooo

[dusty mauve]

what determines if u get it or not

[dusty mauve]

😐

[lament summit]

if u perform well or not

[dusty mauve]

yea and how would performance be measured

[lament summit]

by performing well

[dusty mauve]

kekw

[rain patio]

Anyone has insight about headlands (trading)?

[lament summit]

number of lines

[teal jackal]

Y

Any reason in particular

[compact vortex]

just go check glassdoor and blind

[west egret]

Will performing well lead to your manager thinking you are performing well which increases the performance bonus that is based on performing well?

[teal jackal]

hive is terrifying

it sounds exponentially worse than amazon

[compact vortex]

lmfao

[grizzled bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hive-smile-agents-of-shield-gif-18547975

[compact vortex]

they is a reason why they are so desperate

lmfao

[teal jackal]

sounds like a trap

which is a shame since the company product itself is pretty cool

the culture sounds unbearably bad

[compact vortex]

ive never had the cto reach out lmfao

until hive

[teal jackal]

the CTO directly interviews right?

its weird

[compact vortex]

yeah

[teal jackal]

i heard they ask the same qs to everyone

at cto round

[compact vortex]

yeah genuinely beware lol

they seem like a not very good company

[teal jackal]

whats worse
hive
or continuing to struggle in the search

[compact vortex]

honestly continue to struggle

there are plenty of other companies that are hiring

[teal jackal]

even if it only leads to an 80k job?

[compact vortex]

that would happily take you

[compact vortex]

yeah

imma bet most of hive's comp package is equity

anyways

paper money

[teal jackal]

140k base tho

even thouggh its HCOL

[compact vortex]

whats their equity package tho?

[teal jackal]

I think 160k paper stock

[compact vortex]

vested over 4?

[teal jackal]

i think probably

[compact vortex]

25% per year

[teal jackal]

i forgot

but its not real if they fire u as soon as ur not needed anymore

[compact vortex]

for startups like hive i wouldnt even consider equity as part of ur tc

its all a gamble

[compact vortex]

yeah exactly

[teal jackal]

tbh even on 80k, ill be able to afford a manual transmission 350z or g35 coupe as long as i live with my parents

[compact vortex]

id take a lower paying job that wont fire you whenever they want lmfao

[compact vortex]

80k gets u a lot of car imo

[teal jackal]

80k salary

i mean

80k salary isnt much

[compact vortex]

hey we live in a bubble lol

most college graduates dont even make 50k when graduating

for most majors

[sage skiff]

Most don’t even get a job after graduating

💀

[compact vortex]

yeah

especially in this job market lol

[sage skiff]

Let alone anything that they were even studying for

[compact vortex]

we are all graduating into one of the worst recessions

[teal jackal]

80k will afford me a manual 350z as long as i live with my parents

thatll be chill

[sage skiff]

Yeah but this has been happening for quite awhile and has just gotten worse

[compact vortex]

the bubble has burst

[compact vortex]

look at it like that

350z are really cool cars imo

[sage skiff]

$80k is more than what a lot of households earn 💀

[compact vortex]

yessir

[teal jackal]

hell i see people who dont even make 80k and have to pay their own rent buy more expensive cars than a used 350z manual hardtop

i know that those people are hardly shining examples of financial literacy, but tbh i dont care that much about saving money and home ownership

[sonic coral]

My cousin who had the 335i got his for like 11k at the time, and dude was still in college

[vital meteor]

Did you get return offer?

[teal jackal]

im already getting my dads car as a graduation gift

a pretty new infiniti hatchback

but i also want a sports car

[compact vortex]

yeah

[compact vortex]

dang thats rlly nice

next year i getta buy my first car thats entirely mine

before i was just driving my parents cars around

[teal jackal]

get the car in your pfp someday

[compact vortex]

yessir

[vital meteor]

Nice you bing chilling then

[teal jackal]

I realize that if I can't be happy with my career outcome the least I can be is happy with a sick car

[compact vortex]

same here

but i gotta not get too caught up in cars and all

thats also an expensive hobby

[teal jackal]

i dont care if it ends up being a money pit

[compact vortex]

gotta be satisfied with buying slightly used cars and enjoying

[teal jackal]

im asocial and frankly have no prospect of ever starting a family

[compact vortex]

yeah i wanna learn maintaince on my own

[west egret]

NGL going to look forward to not needing a car

[compact vortex]

ur gonna be in nyc right?

bloomberg?

[west egret]

More maintenance and additional thing that I have to transport when moving

Yeah

[compact vortex]

dang a car is one thing i look forward too

[west egret]

Ehh it’s not a big deal to me

I’d rather spend it on travel and investments

[compact vortex]

yeah depends on priorities

[teal jackal]

as a stretch goal car I might consider a BMW Z4M or SLK55 AMG roadster

Yeah, personally I actively dislike traveling

[compact vortex]

dang those 55 amg engines are amazing

[teal jackal]

Traveling is exhausting to me so I'd rather spend it on cars

[compact vortex]

kompressor

[sage skiff]

Getting a car in nyc is a nuisance

[west egret]

You can have things you want but you can’t have EVERYTHING you want.

[sage skiff]

Can’t find parking anywhere

You need your own garage

[teal jackal]

I think I'll skip on traveling while I'm young

[compact vortex]

i wanna travel and have fun with cars

i gotta do both in limitation

[west egret]

The sitting on a plane part is annoying

[sage skiff]

The speed limit is like 25mph💀

And there’s OD traffic

[compact vortex]

get a place in the outskirts so u can get a car and a garage and commute in on the train

[sage skiff]

Idk why anyone would want a car here unless you travel to different counties

[west egret]

Bro the Uber from jfk to Manhattan took like 50 mins for 14 miles lol

[sage skiff]

A lot of people that work in nyc come from Long Island

[teal jackal]

I feel like I've never genuinely had fun before traveling
The only fun part is eating out and when we're at somewhere with a pool in a cool scenic area

Sightseeing is tiring

[west egret]

Depends on where you go

International trips are more fun than domestic

More cultural differences to appreciate

[teal jackal]

True

[west egret]

@compact vortex are you still going to audible?

[compact vortex]

as of now yeah

[teal jackal]

sick

audible sounds pretty good tbh

[compact vortex]

gonna be in boston

[west egret]

I remember last year when we both failed to get amazon

[teal jackal]

audible is amazon but better hahaha

[west egret]

And we turned out okay regardless

[compact vortex]

failed amazon but finessed my way into audible

[compact vortex]

yeha lmfao

[teal jackal]

i got into amazon and nowhere else

failed to get return offer

and now my lifei s fucked up

[compact vortex]

hey bud ur gonna be ok

[west egret]

Last season I was just done and going to take Wells Fargo lol

[teal jackal]

but I honestly thinking it's not that bad

if I just commit to buying a sports car

no matter how much I get paid

owning multiple cars has been a lifelong dream

[sage skiff]

I want multiple properties 💀 I can’t even drive

[outer radish]

realistically like is this recruiting season over for big tech

[teal jackal]

recruiting season for faang tier is done

chances are 150k+ are over

[outer radish]

cause i swear i havent seen didly squat left in terms of big tech or unicorns

[teal jackal]

if you didnt already get in, youre not getting in

[sage skiff]

Some mid size companies pay a lot

[west egret]

There’s a non-zero chance that more big tech will open more positions

[sage skiff]

I know someone whose salary as an entry level consultant is $160k lol

[teal jackal]

I like electric cars but I don't want electric cars to be my only option

so I want to buy a gas powered sports car asap

[outer radish]

yeah im hoping

[teal jackal]

before the government enacts too many hurdles to buying a gas powered car

[outer radish]

maybe once the budget is solidified and the *year end rate hike is announced if there is one

[west egret]

I suggest workday for those that haven’t applied yet. Great company for work culture, WLB and decent pay.

[outer radish]

referral or naw

[teal jackal]

I heard a lot of companies dont even know what their HC for next year will be like

[teal jackal]

do u have a link to the new grad portal?

[west egret]

But I know this server hates workday for the recruitment site lol

[teal jackal]

I'll work at workday and reform the system

[solid glen]

If anyone is going to the Bay Area or SF after graudation feel free to join this server! https://discord.gg/pp2YtqYa

[teal jackal]

https://static.cargurus.com/images/forsale/2022/11/01/03/42/2004_pontiac_gto-pic-5795150276106774436-1024x768.jpeg

Pontiac GTO with the MASSIVE V8 is not bad either

and if i look hard enough they can be had for cheap

[west egret]

Bruh the new grad application for Workday is gone already

[iron lily]

Got ghosted after applying for new grad 🙃

[pure mauve]

is Hive still hiring?

[outer radish]

email recruiter said they reached hc

[west egret]

It might have been the same situation as MSFT where they had too many return interns.

So less external hires.

[pure mauve]

Damn hive is full already? fk

[west egret]

I decined WD return offer yesterday lol

[grizzled bronze]

How much was their new grad offer?

[outer radish]

yeah what was the offer like

[outer radish]

yeah thats what the recruiter told me

[pure mauve]

When did u email? damn did recession hit them too rip

[west egret]

161k first year and 147k recurring

[outer radish]

lord JESUS

[west egret]

The culture is also extremely chill

[lament summit]

damn save some money for us

[thorn walrus]

location?

[west egret]

I literally went for ice cream sandwiches at 10 am in the morning with 5 other interns

while my team was in office

[grizzled bronze]

Nice, do they allow full remote though?

[west egret]

Someone on my team during summer was full remote in NYC but he made a special request when COVID started

New grad they want hybrid

[grizzled bronze]

Yeah in person/hybrid is good for new grad

[compact vortex]

huh interesting

hive full?

maybe thats why i got rejected

lol

[livid yew]

Full DN

[west egret]

Didn't you get Pinterest?

[lament summit]

maybe

just hyping u up my man

[west egret]

Appreciate it

[teal jackal]

Full?

I thought it's still hiring

I have CTO round still

[manic spear]

fwiw i didn’t start hearing back from companies last year until january and had no offers until march

[teal jackal]

What kind of companies did you hear from

I think there might still be hope, but not a lot

Headcount fills extra fast this year

[uncut umbra]

is there an nyc new grads discord server

[teal jackal]

I genuinely don't think there'll be a round two for faang tier for mediocre applicants

Mediocre like me

[manic spear]

amazon ghosted me for like 4 months applied again in jan and got oa in days

google didn’t reach out until after i graduated

[teal jackal]

I heard Google has no idea what it's headcount will be like

At the moment

You know what I think would be the best case scenario?

Google determines next year they have enough headcount for return offers, and to take on outside hires

And then all the cracked applicants already have offers, so they don't bother with google

Leaving people like me to have a chance

Best case doesn't mean realistic

[manic spear]

plenty of places outside of faang tho if you set on that 150+

[teal jackal]

Like where?

[manic spear]

nordstrom was 152 for me last year idk if they’re hiring atm tho

just an example but there are a lot of places that pay well most ppl dont think to apply too

[deep wasp]

So, let’s say you have a remote offer. How many people sacrifice a fun lifestyle and move somewhere extremely cheap to rack up money.

[outer radish]

🙏🙏prayin for this

[chilly burrow]

Tbh there's a chance

A lot of companies r figurin out hc rn

So mayb tings wil get bettr

[frank wedge]

Most people just don’t want to live in vhcol. Plenty of other cities to have fun in

[nocturne oriole]

Not too viable at new grad level, the salary scales much better near an office or big city

What i mean is if there is ever a time to do what ur saying, it’s mid or senior level?

[fallen briar]

[west egret]

https://discord.gg/FmNhKWUw

I saw that before but idk if there’s one specific for NGs

[austere grove]

2022
|                   | Total|
|:------------------|-----:|
| APPLIED           | 2929 |
| REJECTED          | 4155 |
| ONLINE ASSESSMENT | 3692 |
| PHONE             | 2735 |
| FINAL             | 2420 |
| OFFER             | 2063 |
2023
|                   | Total|
|:------------------|-----:|
| APPLIED           | 1821 |
| REJECTED          | 2162 |
| ONLINE ASSESSMENT | 1555 |
| PHONE             | 1124 |
| FINAL             |  773 |
| OFFER             |  695 |```

some stats

[foggy perch]

I almost thought these stats were just from you alone

[west egret]

“Yeah I got a few offers”

[split plaza]

lmao

[teal jackal]

what is this stats of

[austere grove]

totals of !process statuses for 2022 and 2023

[tawdry skiff]

Where did you apply?

And how did you apply to that many?

[austere grove]

These are totals for everyone not just me

Number of offers are way way down this year

[crude saffron]

How could u think these were individual stats with 2k offers 💀

[urban gulch]

Should add !process rescinded or layoff

[tawdry skiff]

sometimes people have bots to apply for them

[urban gulch]

Curious what the numbers would be

[tawdry skiff]

was asking to see if bot

then if it was, get bot code

[crude saffron]

That’d be pretty cool if there existed a bot that could pass 2000 interview processes 🤔

[urban gulch]

Ez

Just copy and paste !process offer x2000

[whole berry]

amazing cars

[gilded vortex]

Hmm just got a return offer that was less than expected, don't know how to feel about it

Like I want to return but then again feel like it's a bit low

[west egret]

So you have another offer?

[gilded vortex]

Yeah

[urban gulch]

Is it less than what others got for the same role?

[west egret]

What are the numbers?

[sonic coral]

I feel like to read this accurately you need to add the corresponding ratios

[gilded vortex]

Yes, compared to people earlier this year

165k in SF

[west egret]

Diff markets compared to early 2022

[urban gulch]

Hmm that’s weird

[jaunty basalt]

Of course but everyone here is statistician right

[sonic coral]

Take it

It’s recession / layoff season

[west egret]

Pretty sure meta return interns were getting 100k sign on on and then they got reduced to 75k or something this year

[austere grove]

you can do divison on ur own

the ratio of applications to offers is way down, and offers way down too, i doubt many more offers wil get processed into next year unless economic conditions cahnge

[gilded vortex]

I got no sign on

[austere grove]

so this year is way way worse

[gilded vortex]

And a worse vesting schedule

[west egret]

The sign on isn’t the point lol

The market is just different now

Less demand means they can get away with offering less $

[gilded vortex]

Lol yeah I get that but straight up 0 sign on

Was suprised

[west egret]

I mean I didn’t get sign on either

[gilded vortex]

Yeah idk though

The offer ends up being one of the lowest factoring in COL I've gotten this year

So feels kinda bad especially since I want to return

[dusty mauve]

meta offered u 160k?

or is that a diff company

[gilded vortex]

Not meta

[dusty mauve]

oh

[gilded vortex]

It is big tech still

[dusty mauve]

i was like no way meta offers that little even in recession

what company?

[gilded vortex]

Pref not saying but let's just say it's around the same level as meta

[dusty mauve]

oh

i think ik which one it is lol

gotchu

[nocturne oriole]

Very valuable thanks bud

Also somebody was able to verify which !process got the most single emote reacts in server history and it was this user lol

jjk pog

[outer radish]

[west egret]

I didn’t get my workday offer until January last season.

[austere grove]

Just new grad

[wet stag]

Is Bloomberg's 2023 new grad position open yet?

[dusty mauve]

its been open since like august

[wet stag]

Oops. Just entered the new-grad hiring process again

[dusty mauve]

unfortunately i think bloomberg ng hiring is super backed up

i applied back in september and my vo is probably gonna be in 2023 q1

and that's if they aren't already full by then

[wet stag]

What's vo?

[glass egret]

Employee said they will be full in 02/2023

[dusty mauve]

virtual onsite

[glass egret]

They have 360 ng last year

[dusty mauve]

holy

[teal jackal]

Applying as an outside hire new grad is really tough this year

[glass egret]

Now it’s 300+ offers out already.

[echo stratus]

bruh

i havent even done my phone yet

[dusty mauve]

i was probably on the waitlist and they pulled me in when someone rejected

[teal jackal]

Just new grad is the goldilocks zone of being too much commitment (internships are lower commitment) and importance (companies don't need new grads that badly)

[glass egret]

Bloomberg has loads of people passed all interviews in the pool

Check blind for the info

[wet stag]

Welp

[glass egret]

They also sent out accident rejection letter

[echo stratus]

how do u know its an accident

[glass egret]

I found someone who got rejected then invited 3 days later

[echo stratus]

bruh

lol

[glass egret]

He got rejected again w me this morning

[dusty mauve]

your best bet is probably non big tech at this point

[glass egret]

We are pretty good at interviewing

[teal jackal]

Apply to local companies by this point if you're late

Or haven't had an offer yet

You need to settle

[echo stratus]

nah bb or bust

[glass egret]

International’s can’t really do that

[teal jackal]

Yeah that sucks extra hard

[echo stratus]

I wont let zuck steal my nyc dream

[glass egret]

🙂

[sonic coral]

I mean you can try to see if they’ll make an exception and sponsor I guess

But that seems unlikely

Yeah makes sense that only big ones go for it

[glass egret]

Too risky lord no 😂

I’m not about to make history in a company

[sonic coral]

I mean if no one else is taking you it’s better than nothing right

Worst case they just say no

[echo stratus]

do non-big tech sponsor tn?

[glass egret]

Prepping for interviews is tiring. 😂

[echo stratus]

is it as expensive as h1b?

[sonic coral]

I doubt a small company would agree to sponsor and not do it properly

They’d prob shut you down early

[glass egret]

Better not tell me no when I’m in already

So many companies trick people in like that

[sonic coral]

Do they actually

[glass egret]

Nah nope. I don’t trust them

[glass egret]

Yes

[sonic coral]

I thought most ask on the application if you have work auth

And reject if you don’t

[glass egret]

No they change their mind a lot

Plenty stories already