2023_grads

[grizzled bronze]

If it says "ENDED" then you can consider yourself rejected

FTX New grad is out https://rr.noordstar.me/28f559b7

[teal jackal]

source needed

sounds like bullshit news tbh

[wind drum]

did the ukraine government give ftx money

or are these ukrainian users

[chilly burrow]

Dis guys bio on Twitter is:

Trafficker in misinformation under the guise of satire

So I wouldn't trust em lmaoo

[uncut umbra]

oh boy fucking seth dillon

[wet stag]

I've seen this news but how does it connect to the US government? If Ukraine set up an FTX account to take crypto donations, why would the US govt give them aid through that instead the normal way it does?

[normal palm]

meta not in the running but netflix is??

fishy business

[formal glen]

how long does the status change on tiktok application from "written test" after already doing the OA test

[rain patio]

lol

[wicked rivet]

just say u were thinking about sparse graphs

O(v^2*E) for bellman ford on every source, O(v^3 + E) for floyd warshall

[abstract thistle]

451?

How was avg

My friend was very sad

[uncut umbra]

this was me on the 210 midterm a year and a half ago I stg

[uncut umbra]

ooh another cmu person

[abstract thistle]

👀

Wat

[uncut umbra]

define high for 451

oh jeez

yeah that's high

wtf

[abstract thistle]

Sounds about right

Last year was 80 for mt2

Cuz everyone got donked first

[uncut umbra]

was last fall mt2 really that good?

I remember failing it lol

[abstract thistle]

Bruh who cares

Schooooool doesn’t mattttter

[errant gorge]

linear programming 😌

[uncut umbra]

after this sem I agree

[abstract thistle]

Relax and retire

[uncut umbra]

here's my secret: interview until winter break anyway

[abstract thistle]

Or dont lol

Pass with a B

Or smthing

Ur j chillin

With that

🤑

[olive ginkgo]

When is too late for good new grad positions?

I literally can't find any job good postings in Canada besides Amazon which is frozen for the foreseeable future

Do things typically pick up in January?

[left ginkgo]

Anyone do the First round Walmart yet?

[spring tide]

Anyone done last round at American Airlines?

[teal jackal]

second wave of local and lower valuation employers probably gonna start then

if you want faangmula though, you are on the very late side, but a lot of it is luck anyways

even if you werent late youd still have a tough time

[wheat seal]

Faang is done now

[fallen fox]

everything is done

its over

[wheat seal]

No

Just faang

[vast rock]

wtf

leetcode got hacked

oh wait

its me

i got hacked

:/

[lilac narwhal]

what do the hackers gain?

[vast rock]

my dns broke

it redirects to rando sites

[kind night]

Anyone interviewed for Skydio? I have an interview for Autonomy role interview

[fast marsh]

^^ to the Rivian/Tesla/Gecko debate

i do have Meta and JPMC on my resume

so im not very worried ab getting NG interviews if i do delay grad

i guess as an intl student, a FAANG-level company would represent stability in the long term (canada/london offices if H1B fails), as opposed to a series C startup’s stability even if it’s in a stable market sector and offering me a solid NG position

[olive ginkgo]

are you considering uber, doordash, lyft, airbnb, stripe, other unicorns in that? Like how low valuation are we talking?

[delicate cloak]

how many rounds is Bloomberg? I have first video interview with them on Wednesday

also any tips for Palantir decomp?

[rigid quail]

we need a #palantir-and-bloomberg channel

[delicate cloak]

sheesh, all technical?

[west egret]

Phone -> VO1 -> VO2 -> HR -> EM

First three are LC rounds. EM is behavioral and possibly sys design.

[chilly burrow]

Only Stripe is a unicorn. Also uber and doordash have already opened ng apps.

[chilly burrow]

Also very unlikely Stripe or Lyft will hire new grads imo

[chilly burrow]

eBay opened today, Brex, Doordash

Not many, but they're out there

Also Canada generally opens l8r than the states sk I wouldn't stress 2 much yet

[teal jackal]

Tc below 150k is when I consider it less prestigious

[delicate cloak]

do they ask about your resume or like "why bloomberg" in the LC rounds?

[west egret]

Possibly for the why BB. They didn't for me. However, they usually started off with the tell me about yourself which is just resume stuff.

[junior scarab]

I got asked why BB and also about my resume a good amount

[pulsar monolith]

how come I fail all of them tho?

[teal jackal]

me too lmao

[swift ridge]

where do yall find companies to apply to now

i dont even know where to apply anymore

[narrow violet]

Same, not sure where to even apply anymore

[swift ridge]

watch as they begin layoffs

[west egret]

I got resume rejected by McDonalds two years in a row gg

[twilit wasp]

does anyone know if bb uk reached headcount? 😮

[glass knoll]

has anyone had the experience where your final interview is scheduled 2-3 months from when you received the invite?

[dusky tapir]

1 month max and even that is unusual

[glass knoll]

yeah :/ my company told me that their pipeline is busy so they can only potentially schedule final in jan-feb

which is worrying

[dusky tapir]

Yeah I wouldn’t get my hopes up

[uncut umbra]

not 2-3 months but visa pushed back my final to early dec

when it was supposed to be this week

[glass knoll]

yes i'm in the same situation... because my timeline for final was originally around before the end of this year

but they pushed it back to early 2023

just hope that their hc is not filled by then...

[tardy geode]

apply to burger king

[teal jackal]

i pranked myself by being a moron with no common sense at work, cucking myself out of the return offer, and throwing myself into a dwindling and cutthroat new grad job market

I love being in purgatory 😻

[uncut umbra]

damn you good bro?

[teal jackal]

yeah im good

[native lantern]

how long does it take from app -> OA for bbg

[uncut umbra]

bb doesn't really have an OA

it's just a phone call

[native lantern]

o

ill rephrase then

how long form app -> resume reject/phone

[tardy geode]

took me like 9 days post applying to get a mail for scheduling phone

but it was in mid sept

now idk

[teal jackal]

did u ever hear bacck

or ghosted

[tardy geode]

gave my phone already

been a week

[teal jackal]

this is a scam right

looks wack

[tardy geode]

gotta do this right away

[teal jackal]

seems like a prank

[uneven spire]

give good reason 😩

[teal jackal]

https://old.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/yr0omp/new_grad_is_brutal/ivsa9kv/

HOLY SHIT
this guy went from WITCH to citadel
what a chad
what a comeback story

[foggy perch]

I sus on this man's resume being more cracked than he's letting on

if he was able to pass a quant interview lmao

[grizzled bronze]

We had someone here go from WITCH to Bloomberg

[sonic coral]

Slum was witch to Goldman to BB but yeah still goated

[timber rock]

he went witch -> bb -> citadel it's not like he jumped straight from witch

[foggy perch]

I wonder what the guy learned at bb that qualified him for citadel quant

[teal jackal]

I think that's still a really good long run rebound story

[teal jackal]

Probably c++ LOL

[nocturne oriole]

What if i go citadel to witch

[timber rock]

yea definitely but you dont really need a stellar resume to get bb, bro was probably just crazy at lc

[foggy perch]

I feel like c++ isn't enough for quant tho

c++ would be enough for low latency c++ swe

[grizzled bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-is-that-confused-gif-14675917

Fuck, how can I compete against them all to get into WITCH

[robust kettle]

my resume is pretty crap and i just have a pretty boring local web dev internship, still got a bb phone screen. I bombed it, but still 😂

[timber rock]

I have nothing on my resume except a couple projects and still got an interview

[leaden compass]

what does WITCH stand for

[teal jackal]

basically consulting sweatshops

sweatshop is a misnomer since wlb isnt actually bad

just they hire people in droves

low pay

[lilac narwhal]

anyone get a palantir candidate experience survey? is this their way of rejecting people?

[leaden compass]

i see

[dusty mauve]

lfg

after shaky technical screen 😂

[rustic vessel]

Curious on this lol. Got rejected next day after receiving it.

[high arrow]

curious: anyone know of companies which implement some kind of 4 day work week that hires new grads?

[lilac narwhal]

RIP was waiting for my vo results as well

[lament summit]

Asana layoffs

[tawdry skiff]

:ded:

[lament summit]

hope not

[twilit wasp]

amazon layoff today

[rustic vessel]

Confirmed?

[lament summit]

we beat last earnings so there’s some hope

[obsidian dome]

onsite

[twilit wasp]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63628187

[rustic vessel]

That just says this week

[timber rock]

3% not that bad tbh

Not as devastating as meta at least

[twilit wasp]

it's 10k people

[timber rock]

Yea

[vital viper]

Lockheed martin

[tardy geode]

the competition for Q1 is brutal

😭

[lilac narwhal]

Can confirm this is true

[teal jackal]

if u get the survey just fill out

"shit experience"

for everything

and refuse to elaborate

[tardy geode]

for the week

hoping for some wet inboxes with OA , Next Steps , Offer

[modest night]

no way this gonna affect engineers

[neat shore]

Does anyone know any oracle recruiters I can contact. I had my first round last week and my interviewer deadass said at the end I would receive good feedback but I have been ghosted. I don’t have access to a recruiter only a UTR scheduler

[teal jackal]

lol its gonna lmao

i hate to say it

[modest night]

do you guys think it ll affect offers

[lilac locust]

Do you think Bloomberg will induce a hiring freeze

[timber rock]

i would be surprised if they rescind but who knows

[modest night]

they ve been hiring like crazy in this recession kinda giving suspect vibes to me

[lilac locust]

Yeah

That’s what I’m trying to induce

[modest night]

ive been saying that for the longest but ppl been sayin im crazy

[teal jackal]

im not surprised that the amazon buble bursted

[modest night]

cuz bloomberg “recession proof” and alsomy perception of whos getting hired and whos not is getting skewed cuz i interned at meta and im seeing fellow metamates getting offers left and right

[teal jackal]

probably being slow on new grad hiring as a soft reject tbh

[lilac locust]

I’m just confused on how bb is still going

[lilac locust]

how slow

[teal jackal]

soft way of admitting that HC has been reached

just ghosting people outright

who are still in process

[thorn walrus]

i think roblox did this

[lilac locust]

I got rescheduled

[modest night]

oh thats not a bad idea i guess lmao

[thorn walrus]

roblox got progressively more selective towards the end

[modest night]

but also bloomberg can operate normally regardless of negstive or positve press

their terminal too elite

[teal jackal]

i think bloomberg HC is near the brim and my theory is that theyre ghosting so they dont have to admit HC is full, or at least nearly full, right now

[prime palm]

WAKANDA FOREVER

[neat shore]

RIP just got rejected from BB after onsite even though I got all questions correct

I feel like this has been happening to a lot of people

[teal jackal]

tfw their HC is full

im so glad i graduated into a terrible economy and missed out on my amazon return offer

im building character

This cycle has taught me to overcome fear

[vast rock]

THIS

my friend who got hrt got reject by roblox recently

[lament summit]

Isn’t that kind of a given

[vast rock]

all questions right and good stories relating tot heir values

[lament summit]

p sure all companies get more selective as they fill HC

[thorn walrus]

not rly some places just have a static hiring bar

[vast rock]

yeah i feel like static hiring bar is more fair

[modest night]

i feel like also what bloomberg might do

[wintry sedge]

same

[rustic vessel]

Don’t remind me about roblox

[modest night]

is quite literally hire as many ngs as possible because of the leakage of all the talent

[vast rock]

and i got rejet yesterday as well

[modest night]

and then take little to no ng the next recrutiing season

[vast rock]

😦

[thorn walrus]

gang gang

2x roblox rejects wya

[rustic vessel]

Das me

[modest night]

got rejectted all cuz a dumbass robot couldnt figure its way out of a ditch

[teal jackal]

Does anyone else unironically feel like they've built character?

[thorn walrus]

no

[teal jackal]

it's my copium and i feel like it helps

[thorn walrus]

it's like this season wasn't bad enough

now we got to compete with laid off mid level engs

[deep wasp]

Do most companies use teams (the app) ?
And if so/ what’s the next most common ?

[thorn walrus]

i feel like slack is more common

[deep wasp]

No way

Lol

[lament summit]

i agree but thats just not how things work

[gray niche]

are people even still in process for zon when they're laying off

[timid steeple]

Yeah yeah bro, people are apparently.

[lament summit]

jsut depends on the org

if ur in aws ur v safe

[sage sluice]

huh

both rounds are back to back

at least for me

[timid steeple]

Ah like immediately back to back?

[sage sluice]

i did it yesterday

yeah

[timid steeple]

no mins to spare in between?

[sage sluice]

they let me take a bathroom break if i wanted in between

[timid steeple]

Ah I see cool cool then

[timid steeple]

Congrats!!!
What location is yours for?

[sage sluice]

its generic

no idea

[cosmic karma]

anyone got update from roblox?

[clever orbit]

Anyone know how long to hear from bloomberg phone interview?

[cosmic karma]

[tardy geode]

been a week for me nothing yet

[whole roost]

I applied Nov 3 and got phone scheduling on Nov 7

[tardy geode]

asana has started layoffs too

[quick kindle]

I applied for Roblox but my machine/browser could not handle the OA game lol . I just closed the browser out

[fresh lagoon]

asanas

[clever orbit]

Did ya make it thru?

[grizzled bronze]

• Ex-Asanas

[fresh lagoon]

asanas is such a weird way to refer to employees

I am an Asana

[timber rock]

[teal jackal]

Man it's so surreal to me when people i still am in contact with from my high school talk about tech layoffs, like it's so surreal to me how non software engineers think it's funny that tech is laying off in droves.

The disconnect in perspective between different segments of society is surreal and always will be to me.

But tbh as much as I'm depressed about potentially having to settle for 5 figures as a new grad, I get that cs majors are hardly an oppressed group to extend empathy to on an absolute level, relative to the average person.

[whole roost]

Sounds like a pokemon lmao

[sonic coral]

When your company logo is completely visible here shits fucked

[whole roost]

The reason ppl don't have empathy is because we have the option to settle for 5 figures lol

[eternal hatch]

How much does Microsoft pay for 2023 new grad?

[limpid belfry]

I didn't get 1 test case on palantir karat on 2/3, so didn't get 3rd because of a silly mistake - is rescheduling a good option? rest went perfect

[teal jackal]

yeah pretty much why I don't expect any empathy

Lol

[lament summit]

nothing, they not hiring any more

[whole roost]

Based

[sonic coral]

Yeah they have a point tbh cs kids are some of the most spoiled people

[eternal hatch]

So no data point

🥶

[whole roost]

Based

[lament summit]

just look at levelsfyi, if they were to hire thats what it would b

[west egret]

CS students are out of touch tbh

Some dude from this server DMed me asking what Workday's NG TC is

[whole roost]

Definitely out of touch

[west egret]

Homie really said "147k sucks" during this season

😂

[lament summit]

anything less than 500k is peanuts

[west egret]

What's better is that this person knew I interned at Workday

[teal jackal]

I mean yeah, but I think there's nothing wrong with wanting to do better than average.
I think there should be a mix of having high standards and being realistic.
If you can't meet your high standards this time, shift the goalpost to achieve it next time and do your best now.

[whole roost]

To be fair I'm assuming those type of kids come from well off families. Both my parents are working class. It would be a slap in the face if I ever complained about such a high salary while working a desk job.

[west egret]

Some people really be lacking basic social etiquette

[lament summit]

tbh we work a lot harder than most majors

[teal jackal]

if you're in cscd, youre most likely than not at least trying for your career

[lament summit]

so its kind of a slap in the face when u worked 2x as hard as ur non-cs folk and get paid the same rate

[teal jackal]

and that puts you above average as a cs major

[west egret]

That would be starting though. On average, a CS major's salary will scale better.

[lament summit]

its also for sure 147k for x amount, its unlikely u get fired, and theres no "stock" in their TC to drop

[knotty scroll]

i got stood up again by bloomberg for a second time

bruh is this even worth it

[west egret]

Physicians also lose out on 4 years of income while incuring debt though.

[whole roost]

Did draymond punch him again

[knotty scroll]

LOL

is their TC full?

[west egret]

It's not just making less money. They're making negative dollars in med school.

[whole roost]

Wait I was joking

Was the punch really the cause lol

[west egret]

4 years of med school and 3 years of residency is not quick lol

[whole roost]

According to a comment on Blind, the ghosting isn't due to filled HC but because their internal process is shit.

When you sign up to be an interviewer your calendar is immediately filled with interviews. So usually employees ghost by accident or because they can't make it

[west egret]

Medicine has a higher barrier to entry

[teal jackal]

isnt med school intentionally extremely cutthroat to get into so anyone who actually graduates med school is guaranteed a job

[whole roost]

Medicine is still harder than getting into FAANG imo

[teal jackal]

they really have to keep a one-to-one ratio between med school admits every year, and available seats for a new doctor

i think people want life to be an upward trend

[knotty scroll]

thats so unfortunate

[teal jackal]

It's 100% for sure painful to have to downgrade yourself

[prime palm]

wtf is WITCH

[teal jackal]

consulting mills

[prime palm]

???

[teal jackal]

they hire a shit ton of software dev consultants for cheap

and just outsource you to a client

for cheap

[errant karma]

word

[prime palm]

ic

[timber rock]

Wipro Infosys TCS Cognizant HCL

[west egret]

The difference is that there are less physicians than there are SWEs. And you can learn skills for tech without going to a recognized institution.

[teal jackal]

accenture de facto is

accenture just doesnt fit into the acronym

[lament summit]

so is WITCH like the opposite of FAANG?

like the bottom barrel?

[teal jackal]

the witcha 3 wild hunt

[west egret]

Being a physician legally requires you to have the degree and pass board exams.

[teal jackal]

fire ass game

[errant karma]

lol WITCH has been defined several times today

[teal jackal]

I feel like people just don't want to make less money than they did as an intern

I realized that it's ex-meta folks who are the most depressed

[errant karma]

imagine a board exam for SWE with Dynamic Programming Problems

[teal jackal]

since meta resume value is in the toilet because of how many ex meta interns are out there now looking for a job

same with zon

tbh

[errant karma]

and now we are telling you not to do CS

[teal jackal]

People want life to be an uphill trend, it's just hard to swallow the possibility of making less money than one did as an intern

jonc did u do internships before?

I think ex-faang interns just have inflated expectations, like there is a MASSIVE mental barrier to accepting anything under 150k, especially under 100k

[lament summit]

u mean 200k

[teal jackal]

in this economy we've tempered our expectations considerably

but not to the point where sub-100k is acceptable mentally

[errant karma]

People in this server are living in a bubble

[west egret]

If someone would rather be unemployed than make 100k, I don't know what to tell them

[teal jackal]

Tbh I don't expect empathy for those who have bubbled expectations and are unhappy as a result of them, BUT I think it's unwarranted to shit on them for having the expectation.

[west egret]

They should tell you in the email

[late kestrel]

ehhhh accenture is a bit higher tier than WITCH. its more traditional consulting and they do pay better as far as i know

[teal jackal]

id rather make 90k than be unemployed, but id probably quit that job on the third day if i could get a 6 figure job right after starting

[errant karma]

I took my $110k with pride before this server 80k would have been awesome as a new grad

[deep wasp]

It’s insanely hilarious hearing people saying things like ‘100k is barely livable with the cost of living nowadays’

Homie the federal minimum wage is still $7.25😂 some people are working 90+ hours a week to afford rent, you’re doing just fine

[west egret]

Wouldn't blame you. Especially if the WLB is equal.

[teal jackal]

Homie the federal minimum wage is still $7.25😂 some people are working 90+ hours a week to afford rent, you’re doing just fine

wouldnt call it ideal

its tolerable

making 100k in hcol is tolerable

[timber rock]

40 to 60 mins

[fossil jewel]

barely livable with their COL

they want a lavish life

[deep wasp]

Exactly

[teal jackal]

yeah you live in a tech hub at 100k is marginally livable

[errant karma]

cost of living is some extend relative to your lifestyle

[teal jackal]

I always emphasize that I expect no empathy from society for CS majors since the fallback plan is still an above average for grad salaries

[whole roost]

I just need my gaming pc, gym membership and going to a few EDM festivals a year and im good

[teal jackal]

I get that theres bigger problems in life

[west egret]

said what?

[teal jackal]

my problem is a first world problem

[whole roost]

I get what you mean, you can acknowledge the privilege but still strive to make as much possible

[teal jackal]

This tbh 100%

I wish I could agree harder

My disappointment is purely personal

[fossil jewel]

yeah you were at zon

[teal jackal]

It's not relevant to survival, more relevant to personal achievement

[fossil jewel]

it's reasonable

[west egret]

#2023_grads message

Some dude went out of his way to DM me asking what WD's NG salary is. Then said "147k sucks" to me while knowing I interned there lol

[fossil jewel]

workday seems like its in a LCOL-MCOL area

147k is very good for such a region

[teal jackal]

tbh 147k in austin tx is a fortune

[west egret]

below average social etiquette

[deep wasp]

Nw. It’s the same thing lol. But the essence is that a lot of the time it’s due too a lot of (but not all) CS majors being pretty well off to begin with.

[teal jackal]

147k in north carolina is godly

[west egret]

Think was Zon intern

[teal jackal]

austin is MCOL right?

[teal jackal]

LOL They havent accepted reality yet of the current market

this guy probably got cucked out of the 180k tc too

[fossil jewel]

ah good to know

havent really looked outside of nyc

[west egret]

Pleasanton isn't bad tbh. My rent there was 1700/month which is not that bad relative to SF.

I had roommates

[whole roost]

Yeah this is the biggest reason imo. My parents are immigrants, dad's been a long-haul trucker for decades. I'd be more than happy with 80k as a new grad (I'm from Canada)

[teal jackal]

mmmmm i love pizza

bro the combo pizza is gone now

what a tragedy

[whole roost]

Although if I had higher TC I could help pay off my parents debts, give my dad some reprieve

[teal jackal]

tbh i didnt like the bell peppers

they were rubbery

yeah i agree

i think having veggies on pizza is goated

[teal jackal]

yeah i have to admit i suffer from this

my family wasnt always rich(my parents made like 80k combined until like 2010 or so), but they got rich when i was in middle school

ive never had papa johns before

yeah papa johns always runs the commercials

I'm from new england and we have a local pizza chain called papa ginos, Tom Brady endorsed papa ginos
anyways, im convinced that anyone who eats papa ginos is a crisis actor, their pizza is so ass

papa ginos is a CIA psyop

yeah decadakon this is 100% my problem

I agree 150%

i relate 100%

[deep wasp]

That’s called

Fomo

[teal jackal]

F

I think the age-related FOMO I feel bad about most, would be probably missing out on the golden age of runescape, youtube, and Source engine games

[whole roost]

man if I was one of the first settlers in Canada, my descendants could be living off the family land rn

[teal jackal]

when every teenager was playing those

my cousin is inheriting his step-grandfather's restaurant chain in japan

ez inheritance

[whole roost]

ez clap

no LC required

[deep wasp]

My cousin dropped out of college and is currently making a fortune at the age of 20 selling solar door to door.

[teal jackal]

apparently my cousin stopped trying in school since he knows he's gonna own 10 restaurants at some point in life

i hope my cousin doesnt fuck up the restaurant chain

probably only worry is being deported

the money isnt the problem itself

[whole roost]

a man of principle

[teal jackal]

even when I had a job, I still pirated all my movies

[whole roost]

Based

I cant stand the bit rate on streaming services

Always torrent

Some ppl built diff

[teal jackal]

torrenting is GODLY

[timber rock]

i would have accepted for 1% of that

[teal jackal]

full unadultered video file

[timber rock]

less probabyl

[tardy geode]

💀

[whole roost]

parents probs loaded back home lol

[tardy geode]

i am an international too , i am so worried that for the past 2 days my food for the day has only been 2 cups of mocha and a few protein bars

[whole roost]

the duality of man

good luck with your search my friend

[tardy geode]

need that

[gleaming fable]

damn bruh how old are you guys that you missed this

I'm 25 and I was in that golden age

[tardy geode]

he should grind LC instead of spending monies

[lament summit]

[tardy geode]

weren't you gib job?

[lament summit]

i was

[whole roost]

damn im 26

[tardy geode]

oh wait you have a job now

[whole roost]

old man status

[tardy geode]

[lament summit]

yep

[tardy geode]

happy for you mate

[lament summit]

thanks ❤️

[tardy geode]

hope i get one too

[lament summit]

hope u get one too

gib job

[whole roost]

lets make a cscd startup

then we'll all be employed

[pulsar mural]

no

[lament summit]

yea ill be ceo, i could use some unpaid interns to help me with laundry

[outer radish]

How does affirm put out 1 million apps and not send me an oa

Boutta call customer service rn

[wintry sedge]

anybody got any info about cme group? i just talked to a recruiter and am gonna apply

seems cool but not a lot of talk about it on this server when i searched through the logs

[west egret]

@outer radish where’s Wendy’s application? I need to add to my collection of rejects from fast food companies

Already have McDonalds and chil-fil-a

[teal jackal]

i was 6 years old in 2007 lawl

[rain patio]

anyone heard from expedia ng roles?

[timber rock]

yea they have been interviewing

[modern socket]

you’re older than like everybody here

[rain patio]

or sorry after final rounds i should say

[outer radish]

dw i'll get it out pronto, just gotta get wendy on the line

[timber rock]

Yeah there are a lot of people here who have heard back

[outer radish]

anyone hear back from ebay yet

[timber rock]

I got the results 3 days after, I'm applying in London but there are some Americans here who have as well

[outer radish]

and love chicken more than any other person that loves chicken

[grizzled bronze]

Not really, they just don't have much spots and seem to prefer hiring locally

[late kestrel]

they have a cool office in chicago and from what ive heard their interview process isnt that hard

pay pretty well for chicago too

[native lantern]

has anyone done XR trading phone screen for ng swe cpp

[wintry sedge]

dope, thanks for the info!

[teal jackal]

You know what I'll never god damn understand

why people create a discord group chat for group projects

and then whenever we meet up virtually

we use a zoom link

and not just discord calling

[west egret]

My group mates can’t even respond to discord messages before the project is due

[clear basalt]

has anyone who did palantir vo yesterday heard back?

[placid widget]

random q but if i'm applying for an internship between bachelors and masters degree, how should i reflect that on my resume? should i just say master's with the new expected grad date, and leave the school name blank??

[strange ore]

Just had an interview where I was asked twosum and tried to solve it using DP backtracking 🙃

[forest aspen]

i guess i could see how someone could think that its 0/1 knapsack if theyd never seen it before

[placid widget]

Ok i see loll tyty

[young peak]

Conversely you can also just extend out the start date of your bachelors

And not include your masters

[placid widget]

ok i see ty!

[neat shore]

Never

[strange ore]

🤯

[fervent drift]

got code signal

no clue

prolly 800s

[uneven grove]

has anyone recently received an offer from Roivant?

[left shoal]

When'd u apply

[outer radish]

same

[fervent drift]

W

[outer radish]

didnt apply recruiter reached out on ripplematch

[fervent drift]

oh

even bigger W

did John email you @outer radish

[glass knoll]

i did their video interview 1 month ago and never heard back. Do you know anything about their hiring rn?

[outer radish]

lemme check the guys name

[outer radish]

yea

[fervent drift]

love john

[outer radish]

i dont think you need 800 tho from waht I've heard

oh you know john personally?

[fervent drift]

no

i just love him now

[outer radish]

LOL

[fervent drift]

that'd be a conflict of interest imo

[outer radish]

facts

in this economy there is no conflict of interest

only interest

[fervent drift]

glassdor sayin interviews are easy-med

[loud sphinx]

anyone know what five rings tc is?

[fervent drift]

ahhh codesignal is protocred isnt it

[tardy geode]

a guy got 4 hour interview with 670s , its rng

[fervent drift]

wtf

thats like writing ur name on the test

[reef wyvern]

for ebay how long did it take people to hear back from codesignal?

[fervent drift]

took me like 1 week ngl

[reef wyvern]

it's been 1 month for me D: sadge

[fervent drift]

one of the last places i applied to

[hard cobalt]

I sent my codesignal score a few weeks ago and haven't heard back

[reef wyvern]

also for palantir how long did it take for anyone to hear back after Karat?

[fervent drift]

mfs ghosted me

[left shoal]

when did u apply or did the recruiter reach out to u too

[fervent drift]

applied around mid sep, then ghosted

and no no recruited reached out

[left shoal]

oh shoot aight

is this for the canadian position

?

[fervent drift]

no sir

im usa

[left shoal]

ah i thot canadian apps just opened

[reef wyvern]

not looking good for this one either 😦

[outer radish]

wait, they got back to you after code signal?

like a week after?

[fervent drift]

no no after applying

[fervent drift]

payge

[outer radish]

ah gotcha

[compact sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/498420244574896138/1031202518220427274/quinn_madge.gif

[uneven grove]

so basically I asked for a deadline extension for a company due to other interviews, and my recruiter just ghosted me even after a follow up. I got scared that they might rescind my offer because of this. the deadline was today, so I signed the offer yesterday and it the COO's delegated signer also signed it, so I thought I was fine but still want to check in with my recruiter just in case. sent him an email yesterday saying I've accepted the offer and another email today asking if there are any next steps, but he's still ghosting me. should I still be worried about them rescinding my offer or am I overthinking this

[last summit]

what company is this lol

i think you played it right, just sign it for now and renege if you need to

[uneven grove]

hmm I'm just really worried they got pissed and want to take back the offer even though I signed it lol

the recruiter used to be pretty good about responding to my emails but now he's just gohsting me

[last summit]

oh nah I dont think that's a risk

[uneven grove]

roivant

idk just really want to make sure I at least have a job next yar lol

but the recruiter ghosting me is giving me so much anxiety

[last summit]

nothing you can really do on your end besides keep looking

[uneven grove]

yeah still interviewing

[uncut umbra]

stubhub tc confirmed: 150k base and 100k stocks per year for 4 years

[dull wyvern]

do you guys .edu email id's for applying to various roles?

[radiant juniper]

did you get an offer from ebay?

[uncut umbra]

asana fucking cut jobs???

[outer radish]

did they post a new grad opening this year? I've only seen staff and senior level apps from them

[old smelt]

ya 9% lay off i believe

[frank wedge]

Wtf

[uncut umbra]

yeah they did in aug

[uncut umbra]

jfc that's insane

[uncut umbra]

I was blown away too

[tawdry skiff]

could be possible they got laid off

[uncut umbra]

wdym

[west egret]

The stock

Value can fluctuate a lot

[uncut umbra]

oh yeah

ik

[fervent drift]

i just got the OA

[tribal moss]

has anyone done the duolingo final? If so how is the 4 hours broken down.

[uneven grove]

wait lol I just saw that they laid off 12% yesterday

rip

[white escarp]

R u in canada or us?

I applied to canada position yesterday

[fervent drift]

usa

[white escarp]

Icic tyty

[maiden mango]

just had my Visa new grad final

they asked me SYSTEM DESIGN

[iron lily]

just say buzzwords like caching, aws, sharding, etc.

works every time

[ornate cliff]

Has anyone done Tesla OA for validation engineer?

[maiden mango]

people say Visa is easy and I felt like this is my last chance this season

[indigo raft]

Bro visa threw me off with like <20 min to do lc med wtf 😭

[maiden mango]

was your interview 30 min?

[indigo raft]

My first phone was 30 min and my interviewer spent 10 min asking behaviorals

[maiden mango]

I was lucky my coding question was easy

but I bombed the system design

[indigo raft]

I believe!!

[uncut umbra]

same

I moved on but like

bruh

[uncut umbra]

oh fun, I got mine pushed to december lol

I assume due to overfilling of today's interviews

[maiden mango]

oh so many people have their final round today?

i don't want to complain but apparently the low-level competition is getting higher

[uncut umbra]

oh fun

[maiden mango]

by asking new grads system design

[uncut umbra]

personally

I think that most companies that ask sysdesign of new grads are just trying to see your thought process

and less so about how accurate you are

if a company wants you to dub straight up

they're dumb asf

[runic wind]

Just don't have 1200 RPCs ffs

[hasty birch]

Damn that's super unlucky, my Visa final last week was really chill (30 min behavioral with 10 min brain teaser at end and then 30 min technical with 1 LC + follow up)

[uncut umbra]

"most of the microservices for the problem statement aren't needed so let's delete all of that"

[outer radish]

Anyone else not have an offer?

Lowkey MEGA STRESSED RN

[fast nexus]

i dont have an offer

[polar ravine]

Any new positions opened up for new grad ? Suggestion pls ?

[fervent drift]

Garmin recruiter just reached out

she wants me to attend hiring event

do i go?

[sonic coral]

Do you have any offers

[maiden fable]

What do i do if my thought process is bad since i have never designed a system?

[wicked rivet]

has anyone here gotten number of ships in a rectangle for bloomberg

that question. it scares me.

i get how to do it but the impl is annoying

[maiden fable]

I have designed modules, games , backend of a website, but never a distributed system

[dim remnant]

when your interviewer says good luck with your job search at the end, does that mean reject?

[maiden fable]

also when i design something i typically think about it for two days lmao

[compact sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/755398174734024759/818529783360651264/a112d31cc6582db3fd1e2b68f9fc86d4033c24f7bda4eb293953fee657447225_1.gif

[wicked rivet]

yea "systems design" is just like, ood for ng interviews

which sucks bcuz i never took an oop class

[maiden fable]

Doesnt mean anything my bb em said see you soon and i got rejected

[wicked rivet]

my coworker at meta said see you soon, thought it meant i got GE, but i got rejected a month later

oop

idk if same xceed ur thinking of

[dim remnant]

today I gave my bb EM interview and it went well, just behavioural

[fervent drift]

LOL no

[wicked rivet]

my bb VO is tomorrow

[fervent drift]

I think ima go I have like 3 people who work at Garmin

[wicked rivet]

hearing horror stories.. scary

[maiden fable]

Hope u get it, they seem to be rejecting lots of people in em nowadays

it used to be that when u get to em u can anticipate offer

[whole roost]

at this point, u just gotta take it chill. do something to get ur mind off it

[sonic coral]

So how is this even a question lol, just go

[wicked rivet]

i gotta pass VO first

oh

for VO??

or EM

[maiden fable]

Can someone who thinks theyr decent and sys design interviews give me a mock interview

[wicked rivet]

wild

i'll be done the top 50 tagged by end of today

i hope thats enough

idk how i passed phone tbh

[dim remnant]

I thought it went well, at the last she said it was nice talking to you, and good you with your job search. ( it was just a resume deep dive) and my interest.

[maiden fable]

either way you’ll know about it in 2-3 days

Dw

[dim remnant]

yeah I am not thinking about it now.

[teal jackal]

xceed is LEGENDARY

[wicked rivet]

no not today

over time

[low scroll]

you did 24 lc problems today???

[wicked rivet]

im doing like 15 today

[low scroll]

what the fuck

what you taking

[maiden fable]

If i reapply to draftkings would they know lol

[low scroll]

no i meant what substance are you taking to do 24 lc problems a day

[maiden fable]

busted their oa over a stupid bug

[uncut umbra]

this is the grindset mentality

[outer radish]

this is some shit im bout to frame on my wall

doing code signal practice tests rn to test myself

grind never stops

[forest aspen]

my avg is like 3.7/day for the past few months

[uncut umbra]

total?

[uncut umbra]

my average is like 1 but for bb I def did like 15 a day for a week lmao

[forest aspen]

then you learn nothing lol

i take LC too lax when im doing it alone without pressure

so i take a practice codesignal to stress me out

then start dong LC

prolly shaving like 5 yrs off my life doing that but its ok

[teal jackal]

ok i need to study basic regex

i have no regex knowledge

[teal jackal]

me in 2008:
my dad in 2008:

me in 2022:
my dad in 2022:

[maiden mango]

Yeah TAT, i actually had 2 tech round, first 30min design question and the second 30min another tech with 1 lc+a lot of questions related to topics on the interview guide

[teal jackal]

honestly every other lagnauge is a pita for regex

[maiden mango]

I don't know why I didn't get a behavior round???

[hasty birch]

Was your 1st phone also technical?

[maiden mango]

yes

[hasty birch]

Hmm interesting

[maiden mango]

i did well on the second tech final, but totally boomed the first one

the question wasn't hard but it was about distributed system and i know nothing about it

[rain patio]

how much does having a 3.0 vs having a 2.something and leaving it off your resume impact how easy it is to get interviews?

[maiden mango]

i mean it wasn't a typical sd question, but definitely some design concepts

[hasty birch]

I think very few companies actually look at GPA, it'd only hurt I think if you didn't have any internships

[maiden mango]

don't list it on your resume, and you should be fine

[dense seal]

lmaooo

[rain patio]

I'm just askin cuz im a senior and have the potential to raise my gpa up to a 3.0 this quarter. But one of my finals is on the same day as when i was planning to go on a trip with my friends and idk if i should just ditch my final tbh

ive also been having abysmal luck at getting interviews 💀

so its a predicament

[fossil jewel]

how close is it to a 3.0

[rain patio]

2.92

i also had 0 social life or friends through college so missing this would low key majorly suck

[fossil jewel]

yeah i guess if you dont list it its w.e

[rain patio]

nvm the final is worth 22% of my grade, if i ditch i fail the class

forever alone gang 🥲

[forest aspen]

i have a 3.9 and it doenst matter

[deep escarp]

Hi guys,Is it wise to extend your graduation to fall 2023 seeing the current market scenario and layoffs? Btw I am graduating in spring 2023 but I am not getting interviews so am thinking to extend my graduation to fall 2023 hoping that the employment scenario for techies will improve by fall 2023.

[forest aspen]

what would you be doing in that extra semester that you wouldnt be doing if you had a degree?

[deep escarp]

I am an international student so if i didn't get a job by Aug,23 i had to leave the country.Extending a degree will give me more time to hunt for jobs and if situation improves I might get a job by the end of fall 23.that's my thought process.

[fallen fox]

very unlikely things will improve by april/may

media outlets are reporting the recession will get worse in 2023

[teal jackal]

i think the concensus in cscd is tthat the recession hasn't hit the entire economy yet

just tech got it first

[deep escarp]

by Feb 1st week next year

@queen valve seeing the current hiring trend do you think, the hiring situation will improve by March,23?

[broken raven]

did anyone do bloomberg first round recently?

[teal jackal]

im doomer leaning too but i dont think itll get all that much worse from here

[tawdry skiff]

kek

[tawdry skiff]

murphy's law would like to have a word with you

[proper dawn]

God the amount of anxiety this server gives me

[teal jackal]

i heard google will be turning up the heat

[outer radish]

is this the golden age of tech over

[proper dawn]

I don’t mind working hard

[outer radish]

or the redistribution of wealth to other businesses

[teal jackal]

tbh i think that for tech, a lot of companies will probably never overhire to the extent they did in the past 2 years, ever again

[proper dawn]

Ppl barely working and making huge salaries will probably stop

So many coasters in big companies

[uncut umbra]

...that's like 50k people, that's insane

[outer radish]

naw i dont know about this one

[whole roost]

insane

[outer radish]

there's alwawys gonna be big coasters

[uncut umbra]

in 2 years tho?

insane

[outer radish]

just straight tribal knowledge idk

[uncut umbra]

we got delusional believing that we could do anything in this job market

aside from you that is

[whole roost]

i wonder if they dropped the hiring bar or kept it the same during this time

[outer radish]

if bob built the entire architecture of the microservice and holds the second key to prod then they cant exactly fire him

[uncut umbra]

oh

that too lmao

I mean it's our heads

our jobs

not theirs

yeah but the numbers this year are down like 40%

and there were more people graduating than last year

[marsh sand]

How does one prepare for HRT phone/interviews

[teal jackal]

you are right that its all speculation

[marsh sand]

I have no OS/Network/Lowlevel experience LMAO

[uncut umbra]

it wasn't easy

[marsh sand]

already accepted my fate

[teal jackal]

I remember I was talking to my non-tryhard friends about the recession and how bad recruiting is now, and they said "if you feel screwed with amazon on resume imagine how bad itll be for the average cs major"

I did not have the heart to tell them the truth

so I dropped the convo

[marsh sand]

"if you feel screwed with meta and amazon on resume imagine how bad it'll be for the average cs major"

[uncut umbra]

that's not what I mean, and I'm still not done even with 3 offers, so I'll lyk if I get an offer at the places I have final rounds

[teal jackal]

or maybe I should have said it, but then I'd look like an asshole tbh

but i dont want to rain on my friends parades

[marsh sand]

do you guys think it'd be reasonable to fail this year's job cycle and retry next year right after I graduate

[marsh sand]

or would that kill me since I'd be out of college

[teal jackal]

really? it was starting to get bad then

[marsh sand]

I'm graduating 2023 May but was wondering if I can go for 2024 new grad roles

and take like an year off

[teal jackal]

I cant pass databricks resume screen, I stg they care about school prestige

I should have interned at spotify or autodesk last summer, so I could still get a full time offer at amazon after failing my internship

Fuck

[spring gate]

it will be even worse with meta & amazon & google (next jan) layoffs

[marsh sand]

and here's me who waited until Meta rejected my full time return offer

I cri doe I have pending Palantir/BB phone

actually doe

[proper dawn]

Say what? “You’ll never get a job plebs”?

[marsh sand]

nah they know you too good for them

probs saw your resume and was like "oh dang she too good for us"

[teal jackal]

"yeahhhh yall needa get on this shit FAST and NOW"
but they're happy people and they all touch grass, so I would feel bad for ruining their peace
besides, they have different goals from me

[marsh sand]

Yikes I'm glad they didn't

[uncut umbra]

fuck amazon

jane street has never given a shit about me

[marsh sand]

same

[uncut umbra]

fuck em

[marsh sand]

JS interviewed all my friends from college but me

[teal jackal]

nobody passes apple lol

[marsh sand]

and I have more FAANG experience than them

[uncut umbra]

same same

I feel bad for them tbh

fuck

[white escarp]

Cant u just go to js recruiter and be like hey i got hrt u wanna interview me?

[uncut umbra]

joanna is better, faster, stronger

[proper dawn]

I get that, I’m international so it’s hustle or be deported. I have a return offer but idk if it will stay. I see all these kids having fun partying hard and I wish I had that life tbh

[marsh sand]

Only safe part about amazon I feel like is AWS

[west egret]

Is Alexa one of the departments getting layoffs?

[uncut umbra]

ye

[marsh sand]

OMG THROWBACK AHAHAHAHAH

here we are now 😄

0 offers from my side

[teal jackal]

im a US citizen and I just feel guilty enjoying myself when I have career issues to sort out

especially knowing how high pressure the season is

[marsh sand]

great think I'm in the UK doe; no need to worry about H1-B

all interns got slashed

[teal jackal]

how does UK visa shit work

[marsh sand]

those who got return offers got rescinded

[marsh sand]

ez; just get into a company

no lottery, once you have a sponsor you get your visa in like 3 weeks

easiest thing ever

[proper dawn]

I thought UK was more fucked than US

Damn

[marsh sand]

isn't that like

everyone doe

the green card process is so weird too

[uncut umbra]

god I wish all of you internationals the best

[proper dawn]

Thx

[fallen fox]

h1b is only a problem because of "certain" consulting firms who take up like 80%+ of the total h1bs

[proper dawn]

Let’s see what my companies do

[uncut umbra]

can't imagine the added stress of this situation

[marsh sand]

Gc is like US has Indian and Chinese citizens backlogged by 10 years

and Rest of World is just like you apply and get it as soon as they process it (2 years max ish)

[proper dawn]

Yeah WITCH is responsible for fucking up the H1b situation

[uncut umbra]

popper

[white escarp]

[marsh sand]

yup

but tbf all the peeps who didn;t have their offers rescinded

[white escarp]

Bruh meta ro are like top top performers

[marsh sand]

are kind of wishing they'd get rescinded

[white escarp]

Idk why they rescinded

[proper dawn]

Y tho

[marsh sand]

they are like the ones who enter office on the first day and restructure their org I swear

[west egret]

The ones who still have offers are prob still nervous af

[marsh sand]

no clue; the new grads who joined a few weeks ago were mostly slashed too

[white escarp]

Then how do they define ge?

[proper dawn]

Oh

[marsh sand]

Even someone who joined and was setting up their tech equipment got laid off on the day of joining

[proper dawn]

Yeah that’s like a night@are

[marsh sand]

but the severance of 100k doe

[proper dawn]

Get an apartment sign a lease

And then get fucked

[west egret]

4 months

[marsh sand]

no clue I just heard that from somewhere

[west egret]

16 weeks to be exact

[proper dawn]

100k severance 😂

[marsh sand]

and there's me

no severance, no sign on, no offers

[white escarp]

I mean assuming u have nothing to do with immigration then 60k for severance is pretty dope 👀

[marsh sand]

yea people who had their rescinded are too late to apply for NG

do they even qualify for NG?

[white escarp]

I mean its not hard to get jobs with average pay

[marsh sand]

I regret grinding really hard this summer; shud've just leetcoded and found another job

smh

was pushing code to prod while my intern friend was interviewing for JS and Optiver

SAME

I had 9k significant lines of code

[white escarp]

Holy fk how did u have 9k lines of code loool

[marsh sand]

yup 😦 unfortunately

9k in leetcode would've gotten me into hft

[white escarp]

I did fe and only had like 4k including test

[marsh sand]

I did full stack and was like

3 internship projects

[white escarp]

And i did like 17 weeks

[west egret]

I went on break to get ice cream sandwiches at 10 am but I’m a slacker

[marsh sand]

what was phone 1 like

[uncut umbra]

where at?

[marsh sand]

I was like top 5 in my org or smth

i thought I'd get GE

[uncut umbra]

all g

my b

[west egret]

Low tier on this server is 100k

[marsh sand]

trading >>>> FAANG at this point

low tier be like Ren Tech

[white escarp]

Tf since wen akuna is low tier 👀

U guys just have a real high standard

[marsh sand]

Last year vibes were like "I got into Google! I got into Meta! I got into Amazon! I got into Microsoft!" and people would be popping champagne

this year is like

"HFT OR I HOMELESS"

[teal jackal]

*i need any reasonable paying job or i will starve to death or be deported

[marsh sand]

Maybe I should apply for masters

How competitive is CMU for masters in CS

[outer radish]

hftcfa = high frequency trading chik-fil-a

[white escarp]

I thought they could do close to 300?

Thats still really high lol

[marsh sand]

okay I'm defo not getting into CMU MSCS

No research experience

[white escarp]

Yeee loool

Fck i want hft now but i gotta stay in canada for couple of years

Does hft even have pip?

[marsh sand]

What has a harder interview process? Core or Algo?

[uncut umbra]

can;t fucking wait

[white escarp]

Damn ppl at hft are def under lots of pressure

I just want something relatively chill with good salary

*cough cough linkedin

[marsh sand]

government job?

(coming from city hall)

[white escarp]

Nahhhh government jobs in my place pay kinda bad

[marsh sand]

lmao same

[white escarp]

Plus they mostly use old tech stack

[marsh sand]

civil servants got paid $1500 per month

[white escarp]

*cough cough cobol

Ewww

[marsh sand]

i forgot to apply to stripe lmao

is meta >> goog?

i regret cancelling my google internship interview last season

[white escarp]

I think stripe doesnt hire ng this year?

Same to cb

[marsh sand]

Oh wow you interned this Summer?

[uncut umbra]

put that on workday

[white escarp]

I thought interns got guaranteed match?

• return intern

[marsh sand]

Y'all come to London

[white escarp]

Damn u guys complain about cities in us

[marsh sand]

ditch NYC

[white escarp]

Wait till yall come to canada

🤣

[marsh sand]

I really wanna live in Vancouver

[white escarp]

Well ye there are couple of cool cities

Rest is like meh

[chilly burrow]

Roblox doesn't make games tho. They're a platform 🌈

[white escarp]

Cant imagine myself writting cpp

Seg fault incoming

Python 👀

[marsh sand]

did you purely interview in Python?

Thinking of switching from Java to Python

syntax too long

and fell in love with numpy

[wicked rivet]

numpy doesnt help for interviews

[livid yew]

I do interviews in Python, but mostly code in Java/Kotlin and JavaScript/Typescript at work

[wicked rivet]

unless u mean in general

[marsh sand]

ikik but I just find it cool

[white escarp]

Some places specifically asked u to code in java tho

Or cpp

[wicked rivet]

draftkings wants javascript lol

or java

[foggy perch]

Just don't work at those places e,

[marsh sand]

CPP + Python >> Java

[foggy perch]

This

[wicked rivet]

they didnt let me do python 😩

[livid yew]

Bet

I'm applying rn

[marsh sand]

TypeScript anyone

[foggy perch]

I'll code in Javascript over my dead body

[white escarp]

Nahhhh ts is too much work

[livid yew]

Wish our current projects at work were TS

Have not converted yet

[wicked rivet]

python is great because to make a graph u just, g = collections.defaultdict(list)

[foggy perch]

My plan is just to learn cpp when I have to interview for hfts

[livid yew]

What is ocaml

[foggy perch]

Smh declaring types too much work

Think of the interview time saved by typing less

[livid yew]

Sounds like functional programming

Im a OOP simp

Ok give me a similar language to ocaml so I have an idea

?

Machine Learning?

[marsh sand]

haskell

[livid yew]

Yeah I didn't touch any of that in college

[marsh sand]

i wonder why my uni chose to teach haskell

and not ocaml

[livid yew]

Never took a ML/AI class

My university was all Java

[nocturne oriole]

rec_dd = lambda: defaultdict(rec_dd)

[marsh sand]

I JUST

HIT

MY PINKIE TOE

ON MY

BED

IAEWOBBHEWIOHBEWIO

[foggy perch]

Psh imagine using a lambda function

[livid yew]

We literally just used Java, JS and CPP

I am a JS simp

[marsh sand]

If I make a hft firm I'll make all my interviews in Brainfuck

[livid yew]

My degree is engineering not CS

[marsh sand]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

[livid yew]

Nope I don't care for HFTs

Can't catch me touching those

Nope