2023_grads

[foggy perch]

you also had some interviews at places other than bb right

[late kestrel]

looking at https://www.cscareers.dev/process-tracking/2022-new-grad makes me pretty sad. look at all the companies that arent doing ng this year

[foggy perch]

i forget what you mentioned

[azure zephyr]

its okay it just means it wasn't meant to be yet

[west egret]

yeah I perform horribly on OAs tbh

I feel like OAs are harder than interview q's

[foggy perch]

meh msft ain't shit later career so you can just skip it later tbh

[autumn ridge]

ah yeah true palantir

[west egret]

But probably because I can actually practice tagged for interviews

[foggy perch]

msft pay progression is fucked

[floral plank]

some people do get it I think

[west egret]

Either way I'm glad I paid for LC premium

worth the $ 100%

[autumn ridge]

seems like they moved a lot fewer people into the process though vs BB

[foggy perch]

true

[dense cloud]

yeah i got it

[floral plank]

Interview a lot but reject alot at final lol

[foggy perch]

I gotta grind all the pinterest tagged this week for hopefully my last interview this season

[fossil jewel]

someone should ask a tech interviewer some of these q's they put on OAs

uno reverse that shit

[dense cloud]

i think if u apply later in the season/dont have recruiter reach out u get the OA

[floral plank]

When did you hear back for pintrest final?

[foggy perch]

today

[azure zephyr]

have offers from amazon and general motors. rn i'm waiting on final decisions from wells fargo & expedia. currently in the interview process with atlassian, vanta, bloomberg, and another one that i'm totally blanking on

[autumn ridge]

It's wild how many people I see get rejected on final. Idk why but I just assumed the finals were generally just a final check to make sure you weren't crazy but def not the case at BB

[fossil jewel]

culture fit it seems

[azure zephyr]

netflix is the one i blanked on, i have my final next week

[foggy perch]

huh so you'd consider choosing bb over amazon?

[dense cloud]

what culture does bb even have though all i heard about them is ghosting

[fluid bloom]

StubHub offer 150k salary 100k stock

[shrewd ocean]

em u mean?

[autumn ridge]

yeah

[azure zephyr]

i straight up don't want to work for amazon at all

[foggy perch]

lmao

[fossil jewel]

can get rejected at any stage tbh

[azure zephyr]

i wanna have a life:((

[floral plank]

I want Big N

[crude oxide]

@burnt obsidian did you get offer?

[dense cloud]

i wan job

[timber rock]

i just want a job

:(

[crude oxide]

oo

gl

[autumn ridge]

But the issue is how random that round seems. Like I've heard people get math problems, LC questions, pure behavorial, resume deep dive. It doesn't seem very standardized

[azure zephyr]

but also this would be nice

[autumn ridge]

System design!

[dense cloud]

maybe it depends on ur prev interviews

[floral plank]

for what?

[dense cloud]

like if u did well enough technically then more behavioural

[autumn ridge]

BB EM round

[fossil jewel]

yeah mine started with about me and my experience and both asked about a project that i really liked thats on my resume

[azure zephyr]

wanna be able to go to a bar with friends, get sloshed and buy everyone shots but not hate myself for it the next morning lmao

[late kestrel]

i thought so too but turns out its literally rng lol

[autumn ridge]

Yeah mine was almost system design but about my resume specifically. Like the lady spent 15-20 minutes grilling me on my internship project at Snap

[teal jackal]

shit tbh i still dont know what palantir process is

[split plaza]

how often does Palantir reroute people to FDSE after virtual onsite if they applied for SWE

[teal jackal]

i want a car

[split plaza]

saw some reddit posts about people getting bait and switch'd

[autumn ridge]

I've heard they use to do this in the past

[autumn ridge]

yeah I saw those same posts lol

[dense cloud]

are u even allowed to reveal much about an internship project though

[azure zephyr]

i never heard of these until now and they're so cute wtf. im in a hardcore squishmallow phase rn tho its embarrassing

[fossil jewel]

are you in the discord for the emojis?

[autumn ridge]

Was she just gathering intel lol

I think probably by the employee handbook it's not allowed but I don't see a reason why we wouldn't be allowed to share in practice. They have tons of talks and youtube videos of employees describing different parts of the architecture

[split plaza]

so you don't think they do that anymore

[west egret]

Please no lol

[warm latch]

does bb sponsor visas?

[dense cloud]

yea

[warm latch]

thanks

thnaks

[west egret]

LC really? I heard it was mainly behavioral + resume deep dive.

[eternal mortar]

istg half the convos on this channel are about bloomberg

[west egret]

Maybe sys design if you happened to do something related to it

[dense cloud]

thats what happens when faang isnt hiring

bloomberg is the new faang

[west egret]

It's the new AMZN and C1 in this server

[dense cloud]

did anyone apply for google taiwan by any chance

[west egret]

I mean I think BB is a great place to start. Good location, chill culture and great pay.

All my interviewers so far have been chill.

[eternal mortar]

ye too bad they resume rejected me

[left dagger]

good luck on wells fargo! I am waiting for my result as well

should be within the next few days i think

[west egret]

But would you even consider Wells Fargo lol

[fossil jewel]

yeah it was a back and forth

[azure zephyr]

yeah they said within two weeks so im hoping to hear back soon as well!

[fossil jewel]

they kinda push you to the right approach

[azure zephyr]

i dropped out of all processes that i wouldn't actually consider last week. theres a lot going into my decision besides money

[fossil jewel]

didnt do roblox for same reason

dont really wanna go to CA

[west egret]

Yeah. I didn't get everything on my own. So they seem pretty holistic in just wanting you to be able to communicate to them properly.

[teal jackal]

id be super happy as a bloomberg ng

fr

[azure zephyr]

im kinda the opposite im a lot more drawn to the west coast than the east coast

[west egret]

I mean not just talking about money. But having an environment where I feel like I can still grow and has more of a tech focus.

But yeah people's circumstances are different. So I get that.

[wheat seal]

U have offers?

[azure zephyr]

amazon & general motors

[brave wraith]

same but i cant get any offers on the east coast

[late kestrel]

bbgang

[wheat seal]

Oh nice. I would’ve just taken zon and called it tbh

[ivory stratus]

rng no bueno on amazon oa

[azure zephyr]

lets go!!! pusheen plushies incoming

[ivory stratus]

[brave wraith]

🗽

[dense cloud]

u heard back?

oh nice CONGRATS

[spring gate]

grats!

folks is citadel onsite in person this year?

cool, thats quite a relief : )

[dense cloud]

wtf they do that?

[wheat seal]

Google does too

[whole berry]

@teal jackal dude get the GTO if you can put an offer down for it, leave the 335 alone, also look into c3/c4/c5 corvettes theyre sooo sexy

[dense cloud]

[teal jackal]

brooooo GTO is goated

the 04-06 model year GTO is really crazy

keeps up with the e46 in many cases

i grew up idolizing the c6 vette

[whole berry]

yeah i love the c6 vette too

hard to find idk

z06 c6 corvettes >>>>

[teal jackal]

a good manual c6 vetter is not cheap

[whole berry]

yeah

theyre not cheap

they go to like 40-50k

its stupid

[teal jackal]

cheap for the performance but hardly cheap

[whole berry]

look into early 2006-2007 SL55s in your area

easy engine to work on

[foggy perch]

Imagine if bb sends you to the Princeton shadow realm

[teal jackal]

sl55 and easy to work on?

fr?

[cobalt siren]

wish bb allowed remote

[whole berry]

its the ones with the m113k engines?

dream cars

robust engines too

look at the diy videos its all front and side whatever you need to get to

[teal jackal]

i see

[whole berry]

nothing out of engine unless if you stage it for more power

[teal jackal]

reliability and easiness to maintain probably separate issues

[west egret]

Is Princeton that bad?

[whole berry]

yeah they look good too

no B pillar type cars

[west egret]

Or just that ppl want NYC

[teal jackal]

hm the m113k isnt that bad

not all merc engines are bad

[late kestrel]

nah its just a sleepy town and office

[teal jackal]

i heard the 6.3 shits the bed though

[late kestrel]

probs a great place to raise a family tho

[whole berry]

yeah theyre good

[west egret]

economy is tough

I'd take Princeton if I had to lol

[whole berry]

the ones in the post facelift w204s yes theyre still ok

the ones in the 2008-2012 were shitting the bed

[teal jackal]

wait u replied to the wrong person lol

[late kestrel]

[whole berry]

oops

i didnt even realize im sowwie 😦

[distant rampart]

I thought intel was doing well wtf

[teal jackal]

man this year sucks

genuinely depressing

[foggy perch]

Princeton just sounds boring af to live in

Literally a college town

[teal jackal]

perfect for me

i can bring a car

[frozen tapir]

is anyone waiting for offer decision after bloomberg em?

[last summit]

[timber rock]

it's desperate times

[teal jackal]

lmao i just got it too

[last summit]

I dont even see a way to unsubscribe without turning off all ripplematch emails

just gonna create a filter to auto trash

[teal jackal]

ripplematch assumes
if you have an account, that means you are interested in their spam

[last summit]

something about the cheese emoji at the end is just so offensive

[teal jackal]

my life stinks like dick cheese

[last summit]

@tawdry skiff ayo wyd

[umbral plover]

brennan from ripplematch fucking texts me to check out my matches

[cobalt siren]

cmon now

[last summit]

send him an 8ball

[teal jackal]

brennan is a real person lmao

[crimson flame]

thought brennan was a she

[teal jackal]

i wonder how brennan feels knowing she's a meme now

[mossy ice]

Did anyone do the United Health Group Technical?

[last summit]

this is like twilio's ahoy from last year but way worse

[teal jackal]

admins just warned me

damn

aite no more nsfw comments

[cobalt siren]

idk how your brain goes to make that comment from earlier

[teal jackal]

im coping lmao

[cobalt siren]

that's not coping that's just weird as hell lol

[teal jackal]

oh man i heard the ahoy emails were hell

ripplematch feels like jebait

i banished brennan into its own folder

[cobalt siren]

hypothetical but bloomberg vs atlassian vs Veeva?

[teal jackal]

is veeva good?

i have a recruiting event i was invited to by veeva

[late kestrel]

do you want fully remote? if yes, then pick if youd rather work on atlassian products or veeva products, or if you care enough about tc, pick the higher one

[last summit]

isnt veeva tc buns

bb or atlassian

[cobalt siren]

for columbus it's good, 150k tc first year

[teal jackal]

is veeva fully remote?

[cobalt siren]

yes

[late kestrel]

it can be

[teal jackal]

sick

[last summit]

i guess do you want to live in columbus lol

[white escarp]

I got recruiter phone w veeva last month and got rejected cuz i said idk where i want to work next year after she asked me what i want to be in 5 years

🤣

[teal jackal]

id rather stay with my family

[last summit]

then there you go

[cobalt siren]

wasn't gonna input this but I wanna stay with my girlfriend lol

[bronze nymph]

isnt atl also remote friendly?

[cobalt siren]

but i guess from a pure company standpoint not sure

[bronze nymph]

id go atl > veeva

[cobalt siren]

i think the advantageous thing about veeva is that it's a tech company and I can do in person

cause a lot of people seem to say that in person is better as ng

[last summit]

tech as opposed to what

[teal jackal]

in person is preferred? i mean your pov is valid, just unconventional

[last summit]

na valid af i dont want remote either

[teal jackal]

tbh its not even unconventional

but i think theres a pretty even split between preferring in person vs preferring remote

[cobalt siren]

well I guess bb is the only one that isn;t considered a "tech" company so I guess that consideration doesn't really matter

[last summit]

bb is definitely tech

[cobalt siren]

gotcha

[teal jackal]

bloomberg is 100% tech

has tech resume value

id be overjoyed if i could go to bloomberg new grad

[cobalt siren]

for some reason I thought they were more on the financial side

[teal jackal]

bloomberg doesnt directly touch money

[last summit]

debating sending a 5th bb application

[teal jackal]

i think bloomberg makes tools for traders

[lost ether]

Yeah the bb terminal

[teal jackal]

wait what? 5?

[last summit]

ye i sent 4 from diff emails already

[teal jackal]

resume rj from all 4?

[last summit]

yea

starting to become a pattern

but idk

might try modifying my resume a little bit so the hash doesn't match

maybe they're detecting duplicates

[late kestrel]

i feel like if you got resume rejected 4 times you probably should change your resume

[last summit]

this resume got thru jane street so no, i shouldnt

[late kestrel]

cuz ya know. ats and all gonna keep rejecting

yeah but just change something so bb ats says yes

[narrow violet]

You probably got your name banned at this point tbh 😂

[last summit]

ill change my name np

[narrow violet]

🗿🗿

[loud olive]

change it to mike Bloomberg

[last summit]

bobby axelrod

instaskip to final

[lost ether]

Change it to some exec's childs name

[late kestrel]

michael blomburg

[last summit]

whoever did that thanks

[nocturne oriole]

Change pfp

[lunar hatch]

That’s insta reject

[late kestrel]

omg so hot

[lunar hatch]

AFAIK bb does not allow you to work there if you have a relative at bb

[whole berry]

does that help ?

should i do the same

[spark tapir]

oooof

[teal jackal]

All I changed was my email

I'd probably give up after 4 tries man

[last summit]

u got thru on round 2?

[teal jackal]

I got past resume screen

[last summit]

Ok thanks for the data point im sending #5 for sure

[teal jackal]

I submitted with the exact same resume except email

Even same phone number

[azure zephyr]

what the hell

[teal jackal]

That's horrible

[azure zephyr]

you could also try reaching out to a recruiter on linkedin, that's how i got my bloomberg interview

[delicate cloak]

has anyone ever interviewed with Apple for a SWE role on a hardware team?

[teal jackal]

Tbh economists are saying the real recession is soon

Tbh the recession already started

[narrow violet]

chill wait till all of us have jobs

[teal jackal]

But for all intents and purposes it might as well have tbh

Tbh idrc about company prestige or new grad tc as much

120k in cash and I'll be complacent for a bit

The bubble is over

Do you ever feel like "tech isn't oversaturated" is copium

[whole berry]

the long winter is indeed comin

goodluck to everybody here

i seen too many businesses get rid of cash registers in favor for self checkouts

[teal jackal]

Shit dude

Even senior swe is saturated now

[whole berry]

until greed stops we wont see peace

[teal jackal]

It's truly gonna be fucked out there

We're all gonna make it guys

[robust kettle]

Does JPMC start new grads at associate or analyst? SWE

[teal jackal]

Tbh with prior internship I think we all have a chance

But we have to lower our expectations

[dusky plover]

wym were not in a depression yet bro

[teal jackal]

Dude needs an internship first

It's not over yet

[shrewd ocean]

lol the amount of underqualified candidates is insane tho

[teal jackal]

For him

Oh shit

Yeah he rushed into graduation too soon

[robust kettle]

i'm so glad i secured a local internship this past summer

[rustic vessel]

I have 4 internships, but all interviews either role filled, ghosted, cancelled, or ongoing

[robust kettle]

no name company, but anything helps

[teal jackal]

Have u accepted zon

Starlust

Nice

Congrats man

[robust kettle]

I only started applying to new grad roles 3 weeks back, just have 2 phone screens a JPMC Final coming up

[calm shale]

ayy when do u start

[dusky plover]

did u turn down twilio

[teal jackal]

I hope team RNG goes well for you

[dusky plover]

wtf

yea thats insane

honestly

[calm shale]

me too super grateful i got offer

[dusky plover]

people that are graduating next year are fucked too

[teal jackal]

Twilio is insane man

Only 10 people returning?

Holy crap

I also suspect that return intern bar for rehire at Amazon went up this season

Since Amazon is slowing down headcount too

Dramatically

[loud olive]

Twilio based in Mountain View right?

I walk by the office quite often haha

[whole berry]

those 10 people have to be absolutely cracked

like they probably could write the openwrt protocol in their sleep

[gleaming fable]

We had someone jump ship from twilio to join my company, they must've known this was coming

[ebon quiver]

a company was supposed to get back to me with regards to hiring decision... they didnt

[whole berry]

trueeee

[gleaming fable]

Afresh

Yeah it sounds like the actual attrition rate must be higher

[teal jackal]

Man that's lucky of them

You gotta protect yourself

[gleaming fable]

Oh yeah they did it back in like spring too

Right before it got really bad

They'll probably be good

[teal jackal]

Starlust I just hope u get into a good team

Good team will give u stability

[gleaming fable]

Amazons retail ain't going anywhere and the internet runs on AWS

They're solid

[teal jackal]

The company isn't going south

But teams might layoff

Or turn up the heat

Does Amazon lay off teams?

Idk actually

[gleaming fable]

Yeah they might tighten belts on teams working on less important or risky projects

[teal jackal]

Tbh I'd be happy with 120k cash as a new grad

That is all I want anymore

I don't need huge stock packages

[fervent saddle]

I'd be lucky to start off at 30k in the UK lmao

[teal jackal]

Or NYC salary

[teal jackal]

UK skill issue lmao

Sorry

I know it sucks for you guys over there

[fervent saddle]

XD ah what can ye do

76 and 3 replies I see

I'm roughly near that

applied something over 50 places and every single one ghosted or rejected except 1 place which I'm doing a technical interview in

[teal jackal]

I had a friend from Indonesia study abroad in the UK

[shrewd ocean]

switch to best paid major for UK

[fervent saddle]

condolances

he got scammed

[teal jackal]

Dude did not try at all to find a job

But even then

UK job market seemed shit way before 2022 even

[fervent saddle]

I'm doing CS+Maths in uni here

my final year

truth be told I am prolly flunking lol

[teal jackal]

Cs and math damn

Some real shit bro

[fervent saddle]

I ain't particularly bright tho lol

like I got 0% in my first ever Java exam

and 16% in Python

though I come a long way since then

[teal jackal]

I honestly envy the people who can enjoy life without giving af that the economy is fucked

[fervent saddle]

Start of studying I hated the hell out of coding but loved math and now it is the other way around

[fervent saddle]

ikr

my parents almost became financially fucked with the shit going on here

[outer radish]

they'll get a rude awakening once the protection of school is gone

[fervent saddle]

massive layoffs, mortgage mayhem

[teal jackal]

I don't wish that on anyone, but I almost worry for many of them

My parents are financially stable

I'm privileged for that

[dense cloud]

honestly at this rate tech is gna be saturated super soon

[fervent saddle]

just needs a job and everything will come tg

[foggy perch]

meh I think if you put in the effort to get good it won't matter that much

[fervent saddle]

define good XD

[foggy perch]

good enough to pass tech interviews and screens

[fervent saddle]

I try to improve although I still feel mediocre no matter how much I do

[keen grove]

are stubhub apps still open?

[azure zephyr]

if anybody here plays ow2 and wants to run some games together lemme know

[foggy perch]

isn't ow2 just ow1 update basically

[last summit]

NG is closed

but anecdotally i applied to the one that wants 5 YOE and just got thru lmaooo

so maybe cap

[keen grove]

lol

[azure zephyr]

yup

[foggy perch]

rip

[foggy perch]

sounds like an illiterate recruiter moment

[late kestrel]

@autumn ridge hell yeah im proud you got something better than stinky bb

time to update the name again

[fervent saddle]

seeing these numbers is an eye opener

always felt like everyone around me got some offers after 12 applications

[dusky plover]

ow2 is just the culmulation of delayed content updates released in batches

[late kestrel]

took me 85 apps. 12 is pretty nuts

[last summit]

im at 62 rn and running dry lol

[mossy ice]

Did anyone interview at Optum ?

[late kestrel]

i did for intern last summer

[mossy ice]

its not the TDP thing right?

[autumn ridge]

lol that's what I'm saying

[late kestrel]

yes it was im pretty sure

[autumn ridge]

82k in Charolette NC is more than 170k in NYC right? lol

[mossy ice]

Cause for full time its some TDP bs

[cobalt siren]

got an email saying dropbox is full, did anyone even get an interview lol

[fervent saddle]

dumb question but are you allowed to email the place you applied to to ask what a technical interview entails?

[cobalt siren]

maybe they just filled with returns

[late kestrel]

update the name 😠

[floral plank]

they opened applications?

[late kestrel]

yeah thats their rotational program im pretty sure

[floral plank]

I thought they said they won't for this year

[autumn ridge]

fine it's updated

[shrewd ocean]

gotta b cap

[mossy ice]

I pmed u

[left dagger]

@azure zephyr seems like someone got an offer from wells fargo in #grad_postings_old 👀

congrats @autumn ridge

[autumn ridge]

Ty!

[left dagger]

if you dont mind me asking, how did they contact you for the offer? was it email or phone?

[foggy perch]

idk about this one

[autumn ridge]

They called me

[autumn ridge]

Yeah i know i was just joking

[late kestrel]

no he was completely serious

[autumn ridge]

this is true ^

[azure zephyr]

which location?

[autumn ridge]

Charlotte, North Carolina

[late kestrel]

i think thats slightly higher than what the one initial posting they had said

which means their nyc offer should be like 90k

[untold lava]

Is anyone still in optiver process

[wheat seal]

What’s ur other offer snap?

[autumn ridge]

BB

[wheat seal]

U got snap return?

[wheat seal]

Yea ik@BB

[autumn ridge]

Still waiting to hear back from Snap was suppose to hear back this week

[cobalt siren]

i think the sites are pretty innacurate

[wheat seal]

U have 2 offers now

[cobalt siren]

inaccurate*

[night magnet]

Why

[wheat seal]

BB and who?

[autumn ridge]

we were just talking about it in chat but it's Well's Farogo

[night magnet]

Seems accurate to me (for my hometown)

[autumn ridge]

I thought you were responding to what other people said

[late kestrel]

also most new grads arent gonna live in manhattan

[wheat seal]

U haven’t accepted BB?

[night magnet]

Ya but borrowing is reasonable

[wheat seal]

It does tho lol. Live in Brooklyn/Astoria

False

[night magnet]

No it’s to maintain the same standard of life. You won’t maintain the same standard in charlotte as Brooklyn

[autumn ridge]

No I have till 10/28. I'm trying to get at least one other offer to nego BB

[peak ferry]

s2g every time I try and argue those sites don't apply that well I get ignored

[night magnet]

Food is more expensive and stuff too

[wheat seal]

Oh okay. Hopefully u get snap so they can give u a bigger sign on

[peak ferry]

a lot of them idk about that one just apply a fixed multiplier which is fuckn dumb as bricks

[night magnet]

Honestly not exactly sure (that can’t be it). Let me look more into how they do it

[delicate cloak]

welp...my Palantir recruiter is on maternity leave until March

[late kestrel]

i know for fact my nightlife, food, office, and public transit is gonna be wayyyyy better in nyc. idk what would be the benefits of 80k in charlotte

[delicate cloak]

now what

[autumn ridge]

Ty! Yeah fingers crossed. I still have finals/onsites with Palantir, Flexport,Nextdoor and Pinterest so hopefully I can hit on at least 1

[cobalt siren]

probably just transfer you to another recruiter

[floral plank]

who is your recruiter?

[night magnet]

Holy

Goat behavior

[delicate cloak]

her initials are AL

[wheat seal]

Oh yea all of those r great

But thinking is Palantir really that stable?

Palantir is b2b

[delicate cloak]

i didn't get any notification of getting transferred to a different recruiter but she was supposed to follow up with me after canceling my Karat redo

[wheat seal]

And works with government I guess

[night magnet]

b2gov not b2b

[wheat seal]

It doesn’t do everything with govt. it’s only some

[cobalt siren]

the sites use median home price, which no one cares about at our age plus who tf is buying a home in nyc

[peak ferry]

a few items are highly variable, others less so. if you save 1/2 ur income in charlotte, the COL adjustments (which aren't even a fixed % except like taxes) don't even apply to saved portions of income. s2g I hate this argument I never get the idea across to anyone

[cobalt siren]

and also median 2-bedroom to put into calculation; yes ny rent average is 5k but that's not how much ur paying a month

[cobalt siren]

your obviously gonna have roommates

[last summit]

these COL sites are so dumb

[foggy perch]

the real reason you save more in NC is because there's nothing to spend it on

[night magnet]

Ya facts

[last summit]

just mindlessly comparing irrelevant metrics

[foggy perch]

what're you gonna buy

a goat?

a cow?

[cobalt siren]

damn nerd wallet uses a mcdonalds quarter pounder as a comparison price lmaoooo

[night magnet]

Lowkey

[foggy perch]

maybe a field of corn

[wheat seal]

NC has a nice farm tho. U can go apple picking and buy local grass milk. Or cow butter

[peak ferry]

I DONT KNOW honestly I'm just happy someone that isn't me is backing up the idea that COL calculators bad rn

[foggy perch]

good thing I made a guess on buying produce as one of the few things to spend money on

[cobalt siren]

mcdonalds quarter pounder is $5 in nyc????

[autumn ridge]

During the recruiter process they ask if your interested in getting a clearance and I said no so it's only their B2B side

[wicked rivet]

how long did they give you?

[wheat seal]

Oh okay. Yea same I would never get clearance lol

[late kestrel]

this exact argument was brought up every few days and it never gets better. they just generalize everything in these sites 😭

[cobalt siren]

whats wrong w clearance?

[brittle sigil]

do you have a 0% savings rate? if not it's way off

[wheat seal]

I don’t like govt work

[autumn ridge]

it's invasive and you can't use any drugs even weed

[wheat seal]

Yea it’s wild

[strange ore]

Is there a danger to doing to CodeSignal hack if you have pending tests on your principal account?

[sharp grove]

yea if you're not purchasing a single family home cost of living adjustments aren't really accurate

[cobalt siren]

wait like they constantly monitor you?

[dusky plover]

bro

[wheat seal]

Besides ur a us citizen. Ull have fedramp

[dusky plover]

can anyone tell me
why a bowl of ramen is now 20$

[wheat seal]

Every 2 years for like 6mths to renew clearance

[dusky plover]

thats 20 top ramen packets

[peak ferry]

I'm so happy rn s2g I'm usually the only one tryna counter the idea, today there's a bunch of people

[autumn ridge]

I interened at a defense contractor and probably wouldn't be able to get a clearance

[cobalt siren]

damn I thought clearance was just a one time thing and then you're good lmaooo

yeah fuck that

[wheat seal]

Nah

And ur limited to where u can travel

It’s a mess

[wheat seal]

Who cares. Ull have fedramp tho which is extremely valuable (since us citizen). Believe Apollo uses fedramp.

[azure zephyr]

lol why is the chewy OA 25 mins

[faint igloo]

anyone know what a project deep dive for an interview is?

[knotty talon]

manifesting easy questions for pinterest final 🙏

[cobalt siren]

you cant do an lc hard in 25 mins?

just to work on websites for dogs or something like that

[autumn ridge]

Didn't know that just looked into it and that's cool.

[left dagger]

its multiple choice if i remember correctly

that reminds me

i need to take mine

[azure zephyr]

bet bouta do it in like half an hour

[wheat seal]

Yea my company has fedramp cert. and so like to look at logs u need fedramp

I’m at qualtrics

I think we work with govt too, nothing deep tho

[late kestrel]

i got rejected after chewy oa like a month ago 🤨

dumb mc questions 😠

[low scroll]

how is mathworks OA

[autumn ridge]

it's matlab

[slender apex]

ayo anyone got any experience with chewy

[autumn ridge]

I saw it and closed it lol

[slender apex]

why tf this shit 25 min lol

[autumn ridge]

I had recruiter call but haven't heard back since

[slender apex]

the HR is like 25 mins and im sweating since idk wut to expect

[foggy perch]

i can respect chewy for not wasting 1 hour of people's time on an OA

[autumn ridge]

it really chill imo just telling me about chewy and next steps. Maybe some small why chewy questions but I don't remeber exactly

[night magnet]

This is so messed up

No wonder there’s so little talent in govt

(Also low TC but)

[cobalt siren]

when people say govt jobs do they refer to contractors like raytheon?

or literally the govt

[late kestrel]

usually actual gov positions

[night magnet]

Ya

[hasty birch]

Lmao same

[azure zephyr]

just got wells fargo offer call in the middle of doing the chewy oa 😭😭

[wicked rivet]

seatgeek?

[fallen fox]

anyone interview with sofi before? what is it like?

[faint igloo]

flexport

[wicked rivet]

o

[compact sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-stairs-pain-dive-gif-17105241

[left dagger]

omg congrats

[wicked rivet]

theres a project deep dive for seatgeek and idk what to do 😩

good thing its in nov

[late kestrel]

omg now you can build me a car with a built in bank account

jeez youre gonna be NUTS

[faint igloo]

bruh mines next week

[west egret]

Cracked

[left dagger]

@azure zephyr does your workday say you got an offer?

[marble bronze]

Tbf federal policy is still no weed right

[west egret]

Wells Fargo uses Workday?

They didn’t last year when I was applying for internship.

[left dagger]

Oh I applied through workday lol

[bronze orchid]

So if I don’t here back from C1 a week after powerday that’s probably an L right?

My copium in full effect

[marble bronze]

Look at this mf with a powerday

[late kestrel]

nah it took 15 days for me to hear back with the debrief call

so dw ab it

[lone rapids]

For lucid interview 1, anyone progressed with bad interview

[low scroll]

bruh

i've never used matlab in my life

[calm shale]

bro whats going on today

i got like 5 rejections lmao

everyone decided to go through their backlogs today it seems like

who is ghost reacting

[low scroll]

dry inbox for me today

[azure zephyr]

it still says interview

[indigo raft]

is anyone still waiting for their past summer intern offer/rejection 🥲 why does it take so long to figure out headcount ):

[azure zephyr]

seems like they doing offer calls rn tho since jeff got a call like an hour ago

[left dagger]

which location did u get

[azure zephyr]

bay area. she said a lot of things at one time but she said theres four different offices there and i'll get more details in an offer letter tomorrow

[left dagger]

niceee

yeah i think i saw a couple of them

like fremont

[azure zephyr]

she named all of them but she was talking so fast and i was also trying to answer the chewy oa at the same time hahaha

such a mess

[distant rampart]

does saleforce sponsor intl

[worn hearth]

Yes

[loud olive]

what is the equivalent of senior swe at meta?

E4 or E5?

[distant rampart]

i think e5

[bronze orchid]

Damn looks like I got a long wait then haha.

[loud olive]

damn that's crazy, i got a friend who graduated in 2020 and is a E5 now i guess

new grad -> senior in 2 years

[late kestrel]

meta is known to promote pretty fast no?

[loud olive]

ya but i didn't know it was that fast

thought takes at least 3-4 to be considered senior engineer

[white escarp]

Thats gonna be you in stripe 😮

[left dagger]

@azure zephyr @autumn ridge got my offer just now

[lone rapids]

Does it mean anything if two sigma from ripple match wants me to apply to their posting after reviewing my profile from ripple match

[nocturne oriole]

This is prob a prior intern and also omega fast + stars align

But it’s been done

Need good team, good projects, good manager, good execution and performance

[loud olive]

ya he was a prev intern

[autumn ridge]

Congrats!

[calm shale]

is this expedia

[left dagger]

wells fargo

[rapid tree]

Did anyone have coding interviews with DoorDash recently?

[tribal wigeon]

You guys are very talented. Sometimes I feel like I do not have the skills to be a software engineer. Last month, I got rejected from 3 coding bootcamps.

[calm shale]

keep grinding, learn on your own

[flat tusk]

Hey, mind if I dm on negotiating w/Akuna?

[shrewd ocean]

lol no one said this is easy

[peak ferry]

dam I got offered considerably less

[azure zephyr]

cant believe i still got expedia offer after getting so lost in the first interview

[umbral plover]

whatsup ask here, other ppl proll have the same questions

[rain patio]

is that akuna 310 total?

wasnt tc last year ~200

[calm shale]

you're goated

you got hard questions too

[low scroll]

whats your lc count

[azure zephyr]

idk i think under 100 lol

[lone rapids]

is there any roblox campus email I can contact? I haven't heard back in 2 weeks after the OA

[azure zephyr]

lc count doesn't matter i didnt make any progress with lc until i actually tried understanding the answers and not memorizing

and im still shit at graph questions LMAO

[rain patio]

im guessing hella negotiated

i thought this year standard was ~250

[peak ferry]

ya it is

[low scroll]

what was your study plan?

[cobalt siren]

Wait if you have an offer for fully remote and your family lives in hcol is there anything stopping you from listing your permanent home as your address and then living somewhere else cheaper?

[shrewd ocean]

no

[jaunty basalt]

That’s a life hack

I hope you’re in the Bay Area

[cobalt siren]

yeah just thought about it cause im in the process with some remote companies and my family lives in socal

[azure zephyr]

blind 75 w/neetcode vids

[cobalt siren]

but im in the midwest

[jaunty basalt]

Cuz Atlassian offer for nyc is the same as places like Seattle

But only bay is higher

[cobalt siren]

ah i forgot need to be specifically bay area right

either way tho that salary in the midwest would be killer nonetheless

tho I'd rather work during east coast time so maybe that's where it gets dicey/suspicious

[jaunty basalt]

Btw u can’t work on JIRA in this time zone

Like my offer package didn’t list it

They said Australia or PST

[cobalt siren]

lmao gotcha

@jaunty basalt did you interview w atlassian or return?

[jaunty basalt]

I didn’t intern there

[autumn ridge]

It’s okay as long as you are living in the same state generally but doing this from different states would be tax fraud.

[jaunty basalt]

I didn’t have any goated internships

I just got good offers

[cobalt siren]

oof yeah maybe I won't do that then

[cobalt siren]

did you go through tapia conference for atlassian or just regular interview?

[jaunty basalt]

I didn’t do any conferences

[cobalt siren]

@jaunty basalt do you mind if I dm you about atlassian process?

[jaunty basalt]

Just ask here

[cobalt siren]

sure just didn't want to spam here lmao

how was the phone difficulty?

[jaunty basalt]

Nah this is important fuk everyone else

Which phone? Like system design?

Cuz I had two

One behavioral and one system design

[cobalt siren]

ah wait you did this in january right

[jaunty basalt]

I ask this cuz they are big on their values

[jaunty basalt]

Yes

[floral plank]

what offer?

[jaunty basalt]

Bro who’s running KekW.exe rn

[cobalt siren]

how was the technical round? NOn sys-design

am I good if I just study atlassian tagged?

and I heard the behavioral is pretty tough?

[jaunty basalt]

It was light

Idk what tagged is but apparently it was a short list

So you could do it on the off chance

[calm shale]

isnt nyc col higher than sf? why do companies all give higher base to sf then

[late kernel]

How many times can you take a codesignal for a single company? The defer option is kinda confusing

[calm shale]

if u defer, you dont automatically send it to that company

[jaunty basalt]

Cuz they’re cringe

[late kernel]

do you have the option to send the score afterwards?

[rain patio]

i think nyc you can live in cheaper boroughs while SF everythings expensive + idk how you'd commute if you live far away besides driving

[calm shale]

if you get an invite from company A, and you take the test, the score is automatically sent to A. If you also get invite from company B, you take it for one of them, and defer(meaning not send) to the other one.

[sonic coral]

yeah i would say this is the case too because of the NYC metro area having infinitely better public transport so you can live further out but still commute in for cheaper

[calm shale]

[nocturne oriole]

i agree but One of the most common complaints from nyc new grads is how company TC doesnt scale there well

It’s that mountain of taxes

And the good entertainment n food

[sonic coral]

because nyc new grads are absolutely spoiled imma be honest

[jaunty basalt]

No we’re not

[nocturne oriole]

The hiring bar for a well paying nyc new grad job is so high

[rain patio]

except me

[foggy perch]

if I can't order 5 star takeout every day in nyc

I'm basically below the poverty line

[nocturne oriole]

Somebody tell me how to game takeout. I need a credit card bonus or somethin

[sonic coral]

bro we're used to commuting but these kids think 30min is a long commute lol

[foggy perch]

just order everything online and claim it's an online purchase

ez

[nocturne oriole]

I actually really like takeout now lmao this area has good diverse food and it’s not super unhealthy like back home

Seattle

[night magnet]

Frr I have a 30 min commute 1 day a week and I’m dreading it lol

[sonic coral]

this i would agree with, it's super fuckin competitive

[rain patio]

i smell lifestyle inflation

[nocturne oriole]

I do 1hr one way twice a week u get used to it, i use company shuttle

[sonic coral]

like i literally almost had to move out of NY

if it wasnt for my transfer

[fossil jewel]

say it louder!

[night magnet]

Old man yells at cloud

[fossil jewel]

1 hour commutes are standard here

[sonic coral]

seriously the avg commute time is 45min

[nocturne oriole]

Oh for sure. I think i could spend 100 weekly on just takeout but also my weekday meals are all office

So i save on groceries

[rain patio]

i feel like if ur native then the commute isnt bad but if ur new to the city i can see how the commute can be intimidating at first

[sonic coral]

me personally i have a really high tolerance for commute time growing up in SI so <40min is a dream for me lmfao

[fossil jewel]

oh yeah SI commute sucks

[night magnet]

I saw this dude on blind who was prepping for interviews. He was trying to justify spending 100/day on takeout. TC was 90k 😭

[sonic coral]

ok i do need to clarify tho there's a big diff between 40min without a transfer and with one

[nocturne oriole]

The amazing thing of nyc new grad life is i genuinely think it’s hard to be lonely there. Many big cities have social freeze hard to meet people. Nyc is lit

[rain patio]

yo i fucking hate transferring

[nocturne oriole]

U have to be grass challenged to be lonely there

[sonic coral]

isnt the social freeze mainly a seattle thing

[nocturne oriole]

🌧️

🥶

[calm shale]

grubhub pro/plus/premium is free for a year rn if you have prime

[sonic coral]

i'll say tho one of things that makes nyc unique is literally every neighborhood has some form of social / nightlife, it's not all concentrated in one area like other cities

[fossil jewel]

cuisines too

[sonic coral]

oh yeah the food man, 100%

good food eveeeerywhere

[rain patio]

& gender ratio

[nocturne oriole]

I have grubhub+ thanks

Idk how btw

Since march 2020 and no expiration is listed

[calm shale]

for free??

[nocturne oriole]

Chase freedom flex got me dashpass for doordash 3mo. I want other benefits which is why i asked if yall know other takeout hacks

I think a covid thing idk tbh is how i got infinite grubhub+

[calm shale]

uhh what else

[knotty talon]

nyc is also not filled with techbros which is nice imo. i mean theres also financebros and a good amount of techbros but they dont dominate the landscape

[sonic coral]

YES

[calm shale]

amex platinum gives u 20/month to spend on uber

[fossil jewel]

lol you can honestly ignore anyone and everyone in nyc

[sonic coral]

the two big things i was gonna miss if i moved was diversity, in both food and people

[calm shale]

if you travel that could be a nice bonus benefit

[fossil jewel]

shits like a gta online lobby

[sonic coral]

like literally just walking down the street you might hear a dozen or more languages

[knotty talon]

yea facts

thats why i want to go to nyc for new grad. i mean so do a ton of people but honestly the diversity in people >>>>

[rain patio]

it was so weird being in another city and trying not to ignore ppl

[knotty talon]

after going to a stem school i need a break from stem people respectfully 😭

[foggy perch]

smh people who tolerate long commutes have just stockholmed themselves

[calm shale]

sadge i couldnt switch loc to nyc

[sonic coral]

didnt you have seatgeek

[fossil jewel]

lol gotta, you'd have some people arguing with themselves its best to just

[calm shale]

tru but zon

[knotty talon]

you can get used to anythng imo. and i didnt even mind the commute in NYC (~30 minutes this summer) bcause i could just read on the subway

[foggy perch]

i mean you can... that's not necessarily a good thing tho

I could get used to working 60 hours a week

but i dont want to

[knotty talon]

yea i mean of course if i can live a 10 minute walk away from work then thats better than having to commute

[foggy perch]

to me time spent commuting is basically extra hours of work

and should be calculated as such

[rain patio]

off topic but i saw a rat on the subway once

[nocturne oriole]

Some people benefit from office life smitty

Factor that in

[foggy perch]

ye

they dont benefit from long commute tho

[calm shale]

did u catch it

[knotty talon]

but you gotta balance your priorities. if i can increase my commute time by 20 minutes where i just go to office like twice per week, and get rent that's x2 cheaper you bet imma do it

[fossil jewel]

fr bad cat

[rain patio]

yeah its my little chef now

[jaunty basalt]

Once?

[nocturne oriole]

Mike bloomberg

[knotty talon]

this summer i saw a rat in the subway at least like

hmmM

[calm shale]

[knotty talon]

wait do you mean on the subway station, or the subway wagon

[rain patio]

were you able to get Netflix to increase offer?

[knotty talon]

that's a big difference actually

[rain patio]

like in the car

[knotty talon]

oooo

[umbral plover]

nope

[rain patio]

i see them running along the tracks every time

[knotty talon]

aight thats remarkable nvm

[sonic coral]

the cat sized rats running in the streets of south brooklyn lmao

[knotty talon]

ive never seen one in the car

ik a nyc cop would get that rat for not paying the subway fee

[fossil jewel]

seen vids of those

[rain patio]

u mean 23

1 is so fucking slow

[jaunty basalt]

1 is cringe

Only ever take that to Columbia

[peak ferry]

Damn getting nyc fomo

[rain patio]

chinatown eats lets goooooo

[knotty talon]

as you should because nyc is fire 🙏

[sonic coral]

you're in chicago tho which i heard is basically nyc lite

[knotty talon]

goddamn i love nyc

also if youre latino, latino clubs in NYC >>>>>>>>>

[peak ferry]

pretty lite tbh streets I’m walking are low key dead but probably cuz I picked the dead neighborhood

[knotty talon]

which probably doesnt apply to most people here, but still

[sonic coral]

for a second i thought you ended up in southside or something

since you said "bad neighborhood"

[rain patio]

bro is saving every last penny

[peak ferry]

Yea realized I fucked that up

[foggy perch]

as in night clubs?

[sonic coral]

tony join the ny discussion

[knotty talon]

yea

[limber torrent]

Hey, anyone got an offer I Deloitte Omnia AI?

[foggy perch]

huh so when you first started going to night clubs in nyc

did you go with friends

or yolo alone

and succeed in meeting people?

just curious on how night clubs work since I've never been to one

[knotty talon]

yea thats fine

[foggy perch]

is it?

like if you go alone

do you just go up to people and start a chat?

[sonic coral]

there's def bars that have a singles crowd

[knotty talon]

hmMm

so

you could definitely meet people by yourself, but being honest i feel like that might be too much pressure lol

[foggy perch]

i'm just curious on the etiquette of this stuff since I've never tried going to bars/clubs alone

[knotty talon]

if that makes sense

[foggy perch]

huh ok

[knotty talon]

it sound silly

[foggy perch]

so it's better to have a group beforehand and meet people with that group?

[knotty talon]

i mean this in the sense that, it's definitely easy and possible to meet people by yourself at a nightclub because thats why people mostly go to clubs and bars; however, if it's your first time going to one i feel like it'd be tough to be confident and strike up a conversation like that. that implicit moral support from being there with other people would b handy

[knotty talon]

for sure

[foggy perch]

👍 but it's not like

frowned down upon to start a conversation with someone

if you go to one alone

[sonic coral]

just be able to read social cues to see if someone is clearly not interested in continuing

[foggy perch]

just a confidence check i guess?

[narrow violet]

Just have a couple drinks and you’ll be good. Confidence won’t be an issue 😂

[knotty talon]

nah for sure nah

[knotty talon]

yea i feel like at least if i went by myself going to a nightclub first time ever i'd be mad awkward lol

[foggy perch]

ye

[knotty talon]

i guess ymmv

[foggy perch]

I think I might have to tho

since I'll be moving to nyc alone

[knotty talon]

i mean youll definitely meet people pretty quick

[foggy perch]

so I probs won't know people initially lmao

[knotty talon]

at leeeast coworkers and shit

[foggy perch]

so idk if night clubs / bars would be a fun way to try and have fun meeting people or not

fair

[knotty talon]

and maybe other people from your school who going to nyc (?)

[peak ferry]

never gone out alone, tbh don’t get bars/clubs it’s basically impossible to talk to people with how gd loud they are

[knotty talon]

clubs are definitely for meeting people but you wont b having an in depth conversation lol

its basically the most superifcil way to meet people

except for tinder i guess

in bars however ehh the music not that bad

[peak ferry]

got it L for awkward ugly folk like me

Maybe I’ve just gone to wack bars but even talking with a group was hard

Shoved my ear to their face to hear em

[grand star]

u arent ugly bro

u just lack confidence

[green bronze]

People in this chat giving advice is so funny, if you wanna meet people and not a club join activities in your city that interest you

[green bronze]

Relax

If ur ugly very little is saving you

You gotta have something to work with

[peak ferry]

yea that’s the plan but gotta find new interests first

[grand star]

have good hygiene, workout, posture, ull be fine

[narrow violet]

Listen as long as you got confidence it doesn’t matter

[grand star]

if no one talks to u then thats there problem

for being shallow

[narrow violet]

Especially if you tryna pick up a baddie. Confidence is all you need

[green bronze]

I promise you if you are not good looking confidence isn’t suddenly gonna fix ur skin, straighten your jaw and fix your ugliness

[grand star]

ugliness is subjective

you may view yourself as ugly

[nocturne oriole]

What about the ugly inside how do i fix that

[grand star]

but

[green bronze]

NOW THIS WE CAN FIX

[shrewd ocean]

lol cant fix ugliness unfortunately

[narrow violet]

Drugs

[foggy perch]

^

[peak ferry]

Tfw ur both

[foggy perch]

alcohol

[sonic coral]

i mean there's a lot of "ugly" stuff that's fixable like hairstyle, acne, posture etc

[grand star]

What about ugly overengineered code how do I fix that

[grand star]

^^^ ong

[thorn walrus]

hold out for metaverse?

[rain patio]

you can confidently do plastic surgery

[thorn walrus]

no one will be ugly in the metaverse

[grand star]

bruh im considered by some to be super ugly but once i started working out and shit and fixing posture and being confident i pull bitches

[peak ferry]

Nah being hot will be a premium purchase

[green bronze]

💀💀💀

[grand star]

(well, most 10th grade kids are shallow anyway so its good to filter them out)

[peak ferry]

bruh ur 14 chill

[grand star]

except zuck

nah

[nocturne oriole]

Please avoid phrases like “pulling bitches” in this server. Serious warning btw.

[grand star]

okay

[green bronze]

Yea don’t use that word in its totality

[grand star]

understood

[green bronze]

It’s very degrading

[grand star]

but he also said baddies

[shrewd ocean]

being good looking is fr a game changer

[green bronze]

I used women

[peak ferry]

there’s a reason why tech bros be getting leg extensions

[sonic coral]

wait what this kid's a freshman in hs?

[green bronze]

On me I came to college and my whole life flipped on its head

[grand star]

thats true i agree tbh

pretty privilege

[peak ferry]

soph or smth idk he’s 14

[rain patio]

bruh

[grand star]

there was a study where attractive ppl were associated with like 14 positive traits

[sonic coral]

bruh tf you doing here

[grand star]

and it helped trudueau win the canadian election

[thorn walrus]

@grand star is that xi yang yang lmao

[grand star]

yes!

[rustic vessel]

LOL

[grand star]

my childhood

[calm shale]

BRO I LOVE XI YANG YANG

lmaooo

[grand star]

onggg

peak show

even better than fmab

(jk)

[sonic coral]

bro you in hs go talk to people in school, why you on a cs discord

[calm shale]

growing up in china gang

[fossil jewel]

market's rough, gotta get a job when you're 12 to get an internship

[grand star]

oh i ask occasionally for help with internship related stuff

[peak ferry]

growing up a white washed Asian gang

[sonic coral]

people are saying he's 14

[grand star]

im 100% whitewashed

[rain patio]

i mean his description says ML/AI enthusiast

[thorn walrus]

oh what

[sonic coral]

ye lmfao

[narrow violet]

Def not the same thing, the other word is degrading.

[grand star]

fair

[calm shale]

dis dude is 14??

[grand star]

also why are we talking about this topic in this channel

[thorn walrus]

chillll lmfao @grand star

[calm shale]

are you even allowed on discord

[grand star]

should we move to #general

[rain patio]

@nocturne oriole is the biggest baddie i know

[sonic coral]

bro why are you worrying about internships as a freshman in hs tf

[calm shale]

???

[grand star]

im sophomore

[sonic coral]

same deal lol

[grand star]

it snot really an internship more of just like

volunteering under a prof

[calm shale]

so kissing up to @nocturne oriole is the best way to get pinned ??

[grand star]

if it was pay i would reject it to get volunteer hours lol

@nocturne oriole kirby games are great

whats ur favorite spirit thing

[narrow violet]

Bro at 14 I didn’t even know what ML was, go play video games or something 😭😭

[grand star]

i like the tornado one

[sonic coral]

bro i wanted to build racecars in hs, nobody has their shit together in hs lmfao

[grand star]

i quit League

and honestly that game has made me not wanna play games

[calm shale]

best kirb game, go

[grand star]

for a long time

[narrow violet]

I quit League too. I sucked badly lol

[green bronze]

DISCLAIMER: this advice doesn’t work if you are m deformed

Serious advice if you’re ugly(in the face, for body it’s different), steps in order -> ignore all structure problems you can’t fix (for now)

If you smell good, can dress and aren’t social awkward but just ugly,

Start by growing your hair out, more styles and easier to hide ugly features, plus it gives you more angles to play with

Next, Start by fixing skin (find a derma, if you’re poor or no insurance, go to Walmart and start applying products until something works)

Next, fix your teeth and make sure they are straight and white. If you can’t afford proper care, just do your best tbh

Last and probably the most important thing to fix ugly face is to grow up and just accept that shit like a man and hope whoever u meet isn’t shallow

God bless and good luck!

[calm shale]

one does not quit league

[sonic coral]

is this a copypasta

[nocturne oriole]

https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/strategywiki/images/1/12/Kirby64CutterBurn.gif

[green bronze]

It is now

💀💀

Real advice though

[peak ferry]

That GameCube star riding one

Goated

[grand star]

https://tenor.com/view/best-kirby-note-thanks-youre-the-best-gif-13801183

[calm shale]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby_%26_the_Amazing_Mirror
this is the goat and i will not change my mind

[slate bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-kirby-eat-kirby-food-kirby-huh-kirby-run-away-gif-25778403

[green bronze]

I’m gonna keep a stack with you, if you ugly bro and it’s all structural and genetics, you’re kinda fucked

[grand star]

https://wikirby.com/wiki/Kirby:_Nightmare_in_Dream_Land

[calm shale]

although kirby car is pretty cool

[grand star]

I quit this game on the second boss

I couldn't beat him

the guy who draws stuff

on the roller skates

[foggy perch]

be rich

ez

[green bronze]

MONEY only works short term sadly

[peak ferry]

Honestly not even that ugly I just to fix my hair but I’m a cheap ass and spending $40/mo on haircuts makes me want to rope

[foggy perch]

psh if you have enough short term scenarios it's basically long term

[rain patio]

cant you just pay for hair and teeth

[narrow violet]

Ngl I get a cut every 2 weeks and pay $35 each cut 🫤

[peak ferry]

noose, kms , etc

[green bronze]

poor

[peak ferry]

BRUH FR depressing

[green bronze]

im kinda poor too but me looking good >

[grand star]

is there a cold emailing guide anywhere