#2023_grads

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dusky plover
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wait

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u guys have gfs

livid yew
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that is so shallow and generic lmao

lament summit
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cuz u have to pay for a text

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LMAO

peak ferry
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Also bullied a friend for having an android and ruining our group chat 4KEKW

lament summit
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aint nobody tryna pay for texting

foggy perch
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who's paying for texting

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what

lament summit
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green bubble u pay

peak ferry
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iPhone users see non iPhone users as green when texting

dusky plover
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?????

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thats edgy talk bro

small mountain
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bad word mate

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delete that

sonic coral
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Green bubble also means forget sending photos / videos without it turning into Minecraft footage

livid yew
dusky plover
livid yew
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I thought the whole "r word" thing ended

peak ferry
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green bubble means ruining group chats

livid yew
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sorry I am not woke enough

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🤷

small mountain
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wake up

verbal wagon
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I found about x number of rsu, but how would a $ amount of rsu work? For example $50k rsu?

dusky plover
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r word shouldnt be used in most public chats unless you're with people you know are a bit open to edgy humor @livid yew

peak ferry
livid yew
small mountain
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conservatives when they see something they disagree with

lament summit
livid yew
dusky plover
sonic coral
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I personally think it’s fair to call a situation or inanimate object retarded but if you call a person that it’s absolutely a slur

dusky plover
dusty basin
livid yew
lament summit
verbal wagon
lament summit
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welcome to discord

dusty basin
small mountain
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deadass LULW

dusky plover
dusty basin
livid yew
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anyways I guess I am talking to a bunch of non-edgy people lmao

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but sure iPhone is better

dusky plover
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yea bro ayowhat

sonic coral
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Listen to ur mom

livid yew
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I guess

small mountain
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dm me bb

dusky plover
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@cedar nebula u get followup from rippling yet?

sonic coral
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I think when it comes to the r word context matters but I digress

livid yew
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fair enough, I just thought by 2022 it was not a slur anymore. my b

lament summit
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we all are here supposed to be preparing for something

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instead we chattin

verbal sorrel
small mountain
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ok pltr enjoyer

small mountain
dusky plover
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yeee i know about the email but i meant like did they contact u to schedule the final

sonic coral
lament summit
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its hard to find like-minded super grinders

verbal sorrel
small mountain
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do you live in monaco

lament summit
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we are a rare breed

foggy perch
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so when're we changing leetcode to hunger games esque battles for TC

sonic coral
foggy perch
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I for one think that a death battle is a much better way to decide who is a more skilled swe

sonic coral
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Plenty of people have done that already

foggy perch
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you already have a 300k offer smh

sonic coral
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Just message a mod

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They’ll take care of it for you

foggy perch
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grind what

livid yew
foggy perch
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grind touching grass

lament summit
foggy perch
dusky plover
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@queen valve what offers do u have so far

verbal sorrel
lament summit
small mountain
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m1 macs onwards >>>>

livid yew
foggy perch
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the one you haven't turned down is like 300k tho right

verbal sorrel
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Rippling stock will 2x huh @cedar nebula

lament summit
peak ferry
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I should get banned so I make local friends new city lonely lol sadge

sonic coral
livid yew
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with open arms

dusky plover
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yea just everything u got as an offer

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despite turning it down or not

foggy perch
solemn tinsel
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how do u know they lowered their TC?

dusky plover
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rly dude

livid yew
foggy perch
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so true

livid yew
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gonna be a rave in my bunker

foggy perch
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I'm ready to be a fallout protagonist

small mountain
foggy perch
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I have all my bottlecaps ready

dusky plover
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holy shit

small mountain
dusky plover
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nicee @queen valve

lament summit
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whats the wlb like at bloomberg?

foggy perch
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huh so did you decide last second to go all in on nyc then

livid yew
verbal sorrel
lament summit
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microsoft wlb or amazon alb or something in between?

foggy perch
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since it seems like you applied to a lot of chicago places

peak ferry
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wait did u get all 3 big ones? lmaoo

foggy perch
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no remote tho

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so that's the big kicker

livid yew
lament summit
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i want bb

foggy perch
teal jackal
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Good team at zon > random placement at Microsoft

dusky plover
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big bo-

teal jackal
lament summit
late kestrel
lament summit
teal jackal
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Bloomberg has free food?

foggy perch
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so idk if they'll keep free dinner

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bb has free snacks

livid yew
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free lunch is more worth tbh

teal jackal
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Yo, smitty, aus and me, all at bbg

lament summit
foggy perch
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so true

late kestrel
livid yew
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cause I aint staying at office til 7PM for free food, fuck that

foggy perch
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me getting ready to burn 10k for free snacks

teal jackal
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Tle choppa, gib job, and smitty, imagine if all 3 of us there lmao

foggy perch
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so true

verbal sorrel
lament summit
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we just b chillin

foggy perch
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i'm ready to job hop 1 year in to an HFT or Google

lament summit
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isnt it also p hard to get fired from bb

foggy perch
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mark my words

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yes

lament summit
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ayee

dusky plover
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their product as a whole doesnt seem too lucrative or that interesting too, surprising that they are that high paying lmaocry
where do i find information about their stock

foggy perch
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bb

small mountain
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🤨

verbal sorrel
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Oh boy I got some reading material for you brother

lament summit
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didnt u say u wanted pltr so bad

foggy perch
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much better to die from being hit by a car in nyc, than a gunshot in chicago

livid yew
peak ferry
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Chicago is at least good/10 excuse me

teal jackal
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Tbh kinda banking on Bloomberg or c1, they're chill companies and they give new grads ample time to get adjusted and settle all the way in before things ramp up, even then things don't ramp up too hard

foggy perch
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you passed HFT interviews already smh

bold pier
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same ._.

lament summit
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pltr isnt hard, its all based on luck more so than bb

foggy perch
lament summit
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tbh the pltr interviews are kinda easy

teal jackal
lament summit
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compared to some of the shit ive been getting?

small mountain
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whats best strat for smashing BB?

lament summit
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yeahp

teal jackal
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Reapply

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I reapplied with alt email

lament summit
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i thought those were easy, but i failed so i have no idea lol

teal jackal
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How do you prep for sysdesign as a new grad

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How do you even do it

lament summit
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sys design

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for hm

teal jackal
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Do I just say "ah yes load balance this"

verbal sorrel
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NYC subways dirty af and get way too hot. Y’all taxes are super scuffed.

teal jackal
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Even though I have no idea what that does

lament summit
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i got 2 lc hards 1 med for pin final

bold pier
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Quick poll, how often are you guys able to solve a never seen before lc hard in an interview.

teal jackal
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What even is sysdesign, I genuinely am confused

compact sundial
lament summit
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pin is by far the hardest interview this szn for me

small mountain
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have you interviewed there?

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how do you prep? optimal strat?

peak ferry
lament summit
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ah im still salty about pltr

small mountain
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BB

teal jackal
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Is sysdesign impossible without prior prep

lament summit
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no matter where i go ill be at pltr in 2 yrs, i wanna be an fdse p badly

verbal sorrel
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Can’t even live in the center of your city without it costing you an arm and a leg. A dishwasher is a luxury and an in-unit washer/dryer might as well be gold.

teal jackal
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Sysdesign seems really hard

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I thought it was just OOD

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Man that sucks

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Day ruined

foggy perch
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me hearing about you worrying about interviews when you've already aced the hardest

lament summit
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2 hards 1 med

bold pier
small mountain
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pog pog poggers

lament summit
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ahh i think i aced it but we shall see

small mountain
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YOU PASSED HFT///???

foggy perch
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they passed 3 HFT 4KEKW

teal jackal
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Holy

small mountain
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wtfffff

verbal sorrel
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I used to live in the city for a couple years for college but decided to stay home because hey saving money and shit. But downtown is super nice.

lament summit
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thanks prayge

small mountain
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god among us mortals

livid yew
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Agreed, Chicago is dope

foggy perch
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my picture is very accurate to the situation

small mountain
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quit the cappppppppp

lament summit
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did u keep optiver

verbal sorrel
foggy perch
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were your firms IMC, OMC,

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oh imc

lament summit
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wjaaattt

foggy perch
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ok I guessed right on that

peak ferry
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optiver OA was crazy practical code heavy kinda wild

foggy perch
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isn't aquatic the highest paying of the 3

lament summit
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im the opposite of that, i cant leetcode or OS/kernal/cpp

small mountain
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soy have you interviewed at BB?

verbal sorrel
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Bro you don’t even live in nyc CatStare

small mountain
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shiii could I dm?

wheat seal
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fr?

indigo canopy
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why does my goldman sachs OA have double dp sad_kermit

peak ferry
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so far sloop kinda boring tho dead af

wheat seal
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but they probably only go for T5 schools

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im guessing

peak ferry
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nah

wheat seal
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thats really odd then

peak ferry
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Chicago firms were largely willing to interview me despite being a plebe

wheat seal
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for how much they pay

verbal sorrel
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????? 4KEKW

rigid blade
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Is anyone interviewing for CapitalOne product development program?

teal jackal
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Operating Systems is my weak link too

wheat seal
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2sig doesnt though

livid yew
teal jackal
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OS principles are way too abstract for me

bold pier
livid yew
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Chicago is dope, why you gotta hate on Chicago

verbal sorrel
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Do you mean mountains? I’m pretty sure you mean mountains. 4KEKW

wheat seal
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they have a lot of ppl from rutgers

lament summit
foggy perch
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2sig's career page is so funny

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they had a section where they were like "we have so much diversity (we have math competition winners, linux competition winners, and computing winners! so diverse)"

lament summit
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o

foggy perch
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this was a real section that was basically what I paraphased

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I forget where on the page

verbal sorrel
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Except for that whole situation with a whistleblower

verbal sorrel
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Why

formal glen
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does anybody know what type of behavioral interview questions jpmc ask on superday?

dusky plover
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i did mine in 10 minutes @indigo canopy

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mine had is_palindrome or some thing

verbal sorrel
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@nocturne oriole I’m being harassed CatStare

foggy perch
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just renege 4head

dusky plover
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@tawdry skiff

indigo canopy
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I got the dp palindrome problem and lottery

verbal sorrel
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Nah @jagged ravine why don’t you like Chicago. Honestly

runic wind
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Hachi is cracked af

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Netflix will allow remote after the first few months btw

verbal sorrel
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Nah I’m just curious to your reasons. I don’t really care if people like 1 or the other.

foggy perch
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nyc just sounds more fun than chicago

verbal sorrel
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But eh idk with Chicago weather I’m usually fine with it. Only times it sucks is when we have crazy bad snowstorms.

foggy perch
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all the bars, night clubs, and stuff

runic wind
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Yep

lament summit
verbal sorrel
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That’s understandable although expansions are happening which is nice

peak ferry
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tbh didn’t even know tech existed in Chicago until I got desperate and started applying everywhere 4KEKW

runic wind
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There are boot camps and stuff which are in person

verbal sorrel
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I would say Chicago is definitely lively. But nyc is just much more dense. It really comes down to ratio of population if anything. But yeah both cities are good.

runic wind
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Almost all teams allow remote after that

indigo canopy
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?

dusky plover
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do u guys think most mid sized tech companies are done hiring for newgrad

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cuz like

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no apps are coming out

bold pier
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if you're dying then my body is already decomposing

runic wind
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Me during interviews

dusky plover
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you're in a better spot than 95% of newgrads graduating

verbal sorrel
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Yeah that’s fair. Personally I don’t like super dense cities. I also really love Chicago’s lakeside. Lot of good homes on it and you can get crazy good views. Where as nyc unless you’re in a high rise you don’t get much especially those ā€œbackyardsā€

runic wind
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Soybean cancelled

peak ferry
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I’d want to settle down in a single family home, but not in my 20s lol

runic wind
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Have you lived in one

verbal sorrel
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Mfers be like here’s your master bedroom view you your immaculate 100sqft garden

peak ferry
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but yea sfms are inherently kinda inefficient

verbal sorrel
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Less active how?

runic wind
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Sfh is true freedom imo

dusky plover
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no

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its not

nocturne oriole
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no

peak ferry
dusky plover
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even @nocturne oriole agrees with me

verbal sorrel
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If you get it in the suburbs????

coral finch
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What’s sfh?

verbal sorrel
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There are SFHs in the city

nocturne oriole
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even @dusky plover agrees with me

verbal sorrel
nocturne oriole
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Salvadorian Family Homes

runic wind
nocturne oriole
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No i have no idea what i am arguing for

peak ferry
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SFH are anemia for density/walkability/transit boo

nocturne oriole
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If u have a family sure i guess get a home in the suburbs lol

runic wind
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Condos have hoa fees too

verbal sorrel
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I would still say no it really doesn’t work

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For density you can make the argument

peak ferry
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idk what the Chicago SFH in the city look like/where they are, but I don’t see how they can have many transit stops nearby

nocturne oriole
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If ur really a walkable life simp well ur shit outta luck it’s america, have fun paying 6k for 2br apt in nyc while ur kid goes to public school with mike morales

foggy perch
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true freedom is clearly living in a log cabin in alaska away from society

runic wind
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Any town in Western Europe in fact, lol

verbal sorrel
coral finch
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All asian city are underdeveloped lol

verbal sorrel
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We have plenty of transit stops for CTA and Metra

nocturne oriole
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This mans got the north korea indoctrination he think NK the only developed asia

compact sundial
nocturne oriole
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@coral finch are u commie

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Do u serve the supreme ruler

peak ferry
nocturne oriole
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Actually bro on god last week i randomly had thought i might actually want a kid

coral finch
nocturne oriole
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I think im messed up in the head

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Why would i want a munchkin

dusky plover
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bro the goal always been to make six figs as a swe, retire early, get a mail in order bride from china, and start a family in the suburbs

runic wind
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New mod thanospog

foggy perch
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so true

dusky plover
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dont @ me

peak ferry
nocturne oriole
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My kid gonna be csc mod intern

foggy perch
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only way I'll ever have a kid is if I marry a 10 foot tall woman

dusky plover
foggy perch
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then it'll be an NBA investment

verbal sorrel
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That’s more of an argument for transit infrastructure/urban development than just SFHs alone being an issue.

runic wind
bold pier
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Don't plan too far guys, earths gonna melt by 2050

peak ferry
nocturne oriole
verbal sorrel
dusky plover
nocturne oriole
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Taiwan will be safe

runic wind
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Sfh are p popular in Europe too

nocturne oriole
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Riceu wyd if mail order bride lies and she from taiwan

nocturne oriole
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Loyal or leave?

dusky plover
runic wind
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One nation

bold pier
verbal sorrel
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Yeah you’re opening a whole other can of worms that deals with EVERY us city tbh

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Not just Chicago or NYC

peak ferry
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yeehaw šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

runic wind
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But nyc transit is dingy at

nocturne oriole
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Imagine raising a kid in chicago bro, lil dude gonna walk around with lingo the rest of the country doesnt understand ā€œyeah im straightā€

verbal sorrel
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But honestly it’s more deals with the beliefs here in the US and what people value. During the mid-late 1900s it was very popularized having a single family suburban neighborhood with a which fence and what not

dusky plover
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nyc a clusterfuck bro not fucking with it

peak ferry
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Make em work for their keep

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Profit

runic wind
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CSCD mod is a well paying job

nocturne oriole
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Why u keep mentioning cost of a child bro this is how i know u were expensive u spoiled fuck

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I played with tarantulas in the dirt

peak ferry
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Or the Asian parent strat of children as retirement plans

coral finch
verbal sorrel
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NYC subways are fucking brutal in the summer

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Absolutely scuffed

peak ferry
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pass it on to ur kids keep the tradition alive

bold pier
verbal sorrel
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No cap they all said it

runic wind
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Def gonna make them grind lc

outer radish
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my kids are driving for amazon no cap

coral finch
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My kid be majoring in genders

outer radish
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gotta start em early

peak ferry
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I just want my kids to be happy rofl, pretty unrealistic tbh

nocturne oriole
runic wind
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Pick any bumfuck town in Europe

coral finch
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I prefer pronounce to be neofaer

dusky plover
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bay area asians talking about how hard it is having azn parents when they've never been beat once in their life šŸ˜” šŸ˜”

verbal sorrel
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Yeah but that just shows the lack of care with planning I mean there are lots of incidents that deal with racism too that attributed to some problems

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So yeah

verbal sorrel
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Poor urban planning and racism sadge

nocturne oriole
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Kevin nguyen black tee gold chain fake learher white sneaker Joji listening ass combover community college cs major

lament summit
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Caucasian

dusky plover
small mountain
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did any of you include a cover letter when applying to BB?

coral finch
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Young LA

small mountain
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deadass

nocturne oriole
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When u apply to bloomberg leave ur soul at the door

coral finch
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Might starting to think problem is you

nocturne oriole
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Meta is ethical

verbal sorrel
nocturne oriole
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Mayor bloomberg is a handsome philantrophisr with big heart

lament summit
runic wind
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Every accident is a problem

nocturne oriole
nocturne oriole
peak ferry
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A happy accident?

coral finch
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surely I am expecting an angry accident?

verbal sorrel
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But then have that 200k go down to 150k because stock drop

peak ferry
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Making money hasn’t made me any happier tbh— surely that just means I’m not making enough money right copium

verbal sorrel
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What do you mean we? I already started šŸ’€

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Nah nah give @sonic coral your condolences

coral finch
verbal sorrel
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Nah Google same as me

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But he started earlier

peak ferry
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smh they don’t need condolences as much as some others

verbal sorrel
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Jafer started in like January worryweird

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His stock took a hit

peak ferry
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fr tho they get so many perks

verbal sorrel
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Bro somebody here had their whole amazon team leave during their first year or internship I think

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I forget who

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I think the org got shutdown or something I forget

peak ferry
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I think my friend said he expensed his deposit like wtf?

verbal sorrel
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Was actually terrible

nocturne oriole
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What race are you? What is your major? Have you ever sympathized with foreign powers in south america?

foggy perch
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I sure do love Mr castro

verbal sorrel
nocturne oriole
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This is perfect welcome to the family

nocturne oriole
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My family

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I forget how grotesque this pic is but it’s an old mexican hood certified classic

verbal sorrel
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What color is your Bugatti?

nocturne oriole
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šŸ‘šŸ‘

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Ok but would u combine the koreas or delete taiwan

verbal sorrel
nocturne oriole
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RIGHT ANSWER

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LETS GO

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Ok u can stop now

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Mind reading freak

verbal wagon
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Alright just signed. Everyone here is so helpful

coral finch
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I have social credits

severe pendant
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Anyone had applied to AT&T’s TDP program? I couldnt find a apply button on their website craughing craughing

late kestrel
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p sure they closed the app

severe pendant
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craughing I saw one person applied like two days ago.

late kestrel
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why do you keep using that emote

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🄓

gray niche
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I wish netflix's office was in san fran 🄹

late kestrel
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also you can !process whenever you want, who knows when they actually applied

dusky plover
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mfs dont know kekw exist

severe pendant
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oh I see. But to answer your question. I’m just obsessed with this emoji lol.

dusky plover
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@nocturne oriole

severe pendant
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craughing craughing like that’s my face when I couldn’t solve my oas

dusky plover
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@nocturne oriole @nocturne oriole

rustic vessel
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Eyyy record time

nocturne oriole
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@dusky plover whats up

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Watching anime

dusky plover
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but it got cleaned up

nocturne oriole
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Yeah

dusky plover
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bro watching anime poggers

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bleach ep went hard

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  • blue lock
nocturne oriole
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Not a bleach fan, maybe one day

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One piece first

dusky plover
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are u watching the op anime

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that shit was so slow lol

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i just sped the manga

nocturne oriole
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Lol

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No i just saw mob psycho

runic wind
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SpyXFamily best show of the season

tall ridge
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does anyone know the timeline for google after the final interview??

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im over here STRESSIN

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really wow

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okay that makes me feel a little better

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thank you

rain patio
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hey I'm seeing 121 apps in your name. Is there any way we can see the apps?

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I'm currently at 3 apps 1 website. 121 apps sound crazy to me.

next pebble
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Has anyone interviewed for Veeva new grad recently? What difficulty leetcode do they ask?

prime hill
rain patio
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OHH

timber rock
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Bruh optiver oa only lets you use c++ or java?

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This gonna suck

teal jackal
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Another day of dry inbox

dense cloud
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does adobe sponsor?

bleak anchor
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Thoughts on Roblox vs Google vs Affirm for new grad?

Roblox and Google are in-person bay area, and Affirm is full remote.

Roblox has highest salary while Affirm has highest take home pay (since I can live in random town).

livid yew
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worryweird prime day sale

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Time to spend my SDE2 salary JoyFacepalm

teal jackal
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holy shit
turning on "open to work" mode on linkedin is so helpful

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i steadfastly refuse to ever add the "open to work" banner on my pfp

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never

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but i turned the "hidden" mode on where only recruiters can see it

marble bronze
timber rock
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I've had it on for ages and I still only get people advertising their resume writing services

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:(

teal jackal
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F

marble bronze
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Should I withdraw my application from Cigna assuming they don't reject me, 6AM-12:30PM powerday in business formal sounds like a pain in the ass

teal jackal
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is cigna remote or irl

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interview

marble bronze
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remote

teal jackal
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anyways do u have a better offer than cigna

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if yes, cancel

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if no, dont

marble bronze
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Yes

teal jackal
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so cancel

marble bronze
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They never sent me the email for the interview invite craughing

teal jackal
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yeah just cancel, i aint gettin up at 6am

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for a 6 hour interview

marble bronze
#

Yeah, I think I need to start learning to advocate for myself and get out of the mindset that I need to interview everywhere

#

It's damn hard though coming out of 3 years of straight Ls on cycles

rain patio
#

6 hour interview? da hell

teal jackal
#

same, ill haul my yellow ass to anywhere for a good job

marble bronze
#

I think there's supposed to be some stuff in between like the company leadership speaking and maybe a lunch interview (not sure how fun that would be virtually), but yeah

timber rock
#

Virtual lunch interview lol

teal jackal
#

do they pay for da lunch

marble bronze
#

Across timezones too like "damn nice lunch interview but it's like 9am here"

teal jackal
#

but tbh getting up early isnt worth the free lunch

marble bronze
#

It's virtual, I don't think they do shit

#

If it were in person it would be kinda cool

teal jackal
#

even if they reimburse lunch

#

in person classes vs remote class

#

i skipped class to stay at home and my prof straight trolled

#

"you need to check in to attendance to get credit for the in class assignment"

#

man fuck in person attendance

#

i miss covid for that reason

marble bronze
#

I like in person lectures, though I wish they also had recordings so I could go back and reference them

timber rock
#

Remote lectures suck

#

I never have the motivation to watch them

teal jackal
#

i kinda miss covid

#

i realized that i just hate going to shit in-person

timber rock
teal jackal
#

so done with this shit
i just hate it when people breathe down my neck about "You MUST show up irl"

timber rock
#

Lmao

#

My uni doesn't take attendance for lectures

teal jackal
#

damn

#

thats good shit

#

mine does for some asinine reason

#

i have 2 profs that are crazy insecure about in person attendance

formal fable
marble bronze
teal jackal
#

tbh its mainly a school thhing

#

i would prefer remote work, but honestly i care more about the TC/type of work than i do about location/rto

#

the psychological difference is that i do not care about the classes that attendance is mandatory in

#

but tbh i get that the professor feels disrespected, so i think from now on ill show up irl on time

marble bronze
#

I mean to a certain degree you're forced to work as well, I would say it's more like positive reinforcement (you are paid to show up and perform your work) vs primarily negative reinforcement (you are penalized with bad grades if you don't show up with not really any upside)

teal jackal
#

the main thing the prof was salty about was that everyone was late

marble bronze
#

Yeah I know a few profs at my school that did the hybrid thing for a bit and then got upset that people weren't showing up midway through last quarter

#

I think most folks adjust though if there's only 1 option vs flip flopping

teal jackal
#

i think that negative reinforcement just really pisses me off

#

like irrationally pisses me off

#

its like "i do not even want to be doing this at all but i have to not only do this, but irl? FOH"

#

positive reinforcement is like "you dont have to be here but it would be awesome if u did"

timber rock
#

Mine don't rly care lol

#

They know the class is gonna go from 200 to 100 within like 3 weeks of semester start

teal jackal
#

my classes go from like 100 to 20

#

even 15

#

nobody shows up if they realize they dont have to

floral plank
#

My class went from 200 to 10 lol

teal jackal
#

yeah p much

floral plank
#

my cs classes are already like half of what they used to be

teal jackal
#

my HCI prof noticed that attendance was dying

#

people were either super late or outright not showing up

marble bronze
#

Taking my final non-cs class this quarter and it's crazy how big the class sizes are compared to my other lectures

teal jackal
#

so now we have attendance vibe checks

marble bronze
#

It's like 200+ students

teal jackal
#

are CS majors more likely than not to be turned off by the idea of havingn to go irl to shit

#

or is it just me

#

or are all majors equally the same

lament summit
#

not in the past

#

now they are

marble bronze
#

Hard to say, don't really interact much with people of other majors on a large enough scale

#

I think nowadays since we've spent 2 years remote we've realized that a decent amount of work can happen without physical interaction with the main remaining part being meetings where social interaction is a key part of it

teal jackal
#

funny thing is that irl, im pretty much asocial

#

i generate zero personal satisfaction out of irl social interaction tbh

marble bronze
#

I like the interactions I have with a few close acquaintances/friends but outside of that I'm not incredibly social either

timber rock
#

Thanks to 3 years of remote work I made my first uni friend this year! :D

timber rock
teal jackal
#

either i see eye to eye on at least 80% of personality traits, or i have no real interest in being friends with them

#

80% is a very arbitrary bar

#

but generally i can tell pretty easily whether or not i can consider someone a close friend

#

or if im just hanging out to relieve the FOMO of not being part of a social group

heavy tusk
#

Amazon or Oracle?

lament summit
#

amazon

bleak anchor
#

hows the bloomberg em final? heard it's sys design?

rain patio
#

amazon

teal jackal
#

I heard Oracle is boring af

tulip citrus
#

Anyone else get the circle OA again

#

Seems like it's same OA after the first OA

distant epoch
cobalt siren
spring gate
#

Is IMC full?

tulip citrus
teal jackal
tulip citrus
slate bobcat
#

Anyone know what the Tesla phone call is like?

teal jackal
#

weird af

slate bobcat
signal ore
#

How long should it take to hear back from the Apple recruiter after first interview?

west pagoda
#

^another employer out for now lol

teal jackal
#

i was replying to nokiny

tulip citrus
#

Yeah it is weird

#

Might do it to try and get perfect score

tardy geode
tardy geode
#

why does design an ordered stream even exist . i had headaches even reading the question šŸ’€

#

@tulip citrus is it proctored?

sacred barn
rustic vessel
#

Wow

#

Pinterest recruiter literally cancelled phone on me 1.5 hours before

floral plank
#

Looks like they have many applicants

#

Makes sense why I didn’t move on

#

Like my interview was perfect

marble bronze
#

Damn, things get worse and worse as the cycle gets closer to end of year

#

I got rejected after Pin recruiter phone craughing

floral plank
#

Yeah I hate the feeling when you get rejected and my chances for big n are narrow

rustic vessel
#

I’m slowly being forced to take my return offer if I get one

floral plank
#

Same

floral plank
#

All I have are Palantir and Bloomberg

teal jackal
#

what company are u in

teal jackal
rustic vessel
teal jackal
#

do u have c1 too?

floral plank
rustic vessel
#

I have c1 offer

#

LOL

teal jackal
#

my pday is nov 29

#

tbh id be happy with a c1 offer

marble bronze
#

Never got C1 powerday invite, resume rejected from BBG, life is good šŸ™‚

teal jackal
#

i realize i want a chill new grad job where i can learn without pressure to immediately churn out results without any orientation/warmup period

floral plank
teal jackal
#

so i increasingly dont care as much about prestige

#

im REALLY bad with learning curves

rustic vessel
#

Roblox or bust, had my final behavioral yesterday

teal jackal
#

but once im past the curve im better

floral plank
#

But what could I do if I am mediocre interviewer in a horrible recruiting time

teal jackal
#

bro roblox is a big n

#

you got roblox, palantir and bbg

teal jackal
#

as a whole

floral plank
#

Honestly Big N to me is whatever is better than C1 lol

teal jackal
#

C1 is like the top of non-big N

rustic vessel
#

Take my c1 offer, I really don’t want to go there

teal jackal
#

absolutely everything above C1 is big N

dusky plover
#

Cept pay

teal jackal
#

c1 pays well for non-tech

#

so people consider it tech adjacent

floral plank
#

C1 is definitely up there with mid tier tech companies

teal jackal
#

im generally super skeptical of applying for SWE roles at banks, since my intern colleague at amazon went to grad school to escape that pigeonhole

#

but c1 is probably diff

#

c1 embraces more tech stuff

floral plank
#

C1 internship had interesting work and a lot to learn

teal jackal
#

are u a former c1 intern

#

same with world

floral plank
teal jackal
#

Ah

#

im former zon

rustic vessel
#

I reneged c1 last year

floral plank
#

I got rejected from Zon last year after final lol

#

My interviewer was confusing af

teal jackal
#

i dont think i even saw c1 intern apps last season

#

but then again i started late

#

i started in december

#

i probably would have applied for sure if i had the chance

#

wouldnt take over zon

floral plank
#

C1 was hiring in march from what I remember

teal jackal
#

interesting

floral plank
teal jackal
#

i guess it just flew right over me

#

would have applied for sure if i knew it was there

floral plank
#

I definitely would say Zon > c1

#

Even if they have bad wlb

teal jackal
#

pressure cooker culture

#

not all teams are bad

rustic vessel
#

C1 is hiring too much this year, I’m afraid of getting offer rescinded

teal jackal
#

but pressure cooker expectations is a real phenomenon there

teal jackal
#

please let c1 be competent enough to not overhire and have to rescind/cancel interviews

#

c1 is probably mass hiring

rustic vessel
#

Goldman PepeLaugh

teal jackal
#

c1 is probably recession safe tbh, average person needs a credit card for sure

floral plank
#

Goldman seems to be on rejecting

teal jackal
#

its more the weird machine learning pizza oven companies that we should be worried abt

rustic vessel
#

They started doing pip again

teal jackal
#

thaht shits a bubble

modest night
#

anyone know why bloomberg hiring do much?

inner cape
#

why they are hiring so much?

kind orbit
#

anyone know if its fine to have your preferred name on a contract compared to your legal name? should i ask my recruiter to fix my offer letter if i plan to accept or does it not matter

foggy star
#

Tip thread

modest night
topaz elk
#

theory ive heard is that rn they know every other company can't afford to hire so theyre poaching talent

inner cape
#

like for 10 ppl u see process the phone interview only 1 of them gets to the last round

waxen bolt
#

So I asked for an extension on my offer deadline and my recruiter said they can honor it but they said that they won’t change the actually offer letter PDF just the deadline in the docusign backend. Is this sus or normal?

inner cape
#

def sus

#

get offer changed

marble bronze
loud olive
#

Just walked by the palantir office in Palo Alto lol

#

Smaller than I thought

ebon quiver
#

damn u alr in palo

#

thats lit

waxen bolt
runic wind
#

Nah this is standard

#

Generating a new offer usually requires more approvals

#

Changing the deadline usually doesn't

#

If you have an email from the recruiter, you're good

foggy perch
#

but also bloomberg probs makes a lot more money than people think it does

#

since they basically have a monopoly with their terminals from my knowledge

dusky plover
tulip citrus
last summit
#

fyi as of rn c1 only has "Mclean, Richmond, Dallas, and Philly"

earnest summit
#

no atlanta anymore?

thorn walrus
#

for people who got rejected after roblox final

dusky plover
thorn walrus
#

how long did it take for you to hear back

dusky plover
#

NYC and sf are just gone

rustic vessel
#

For those who got accepted to roblox how long after

dusky plover
#

i got a buddy that says dallas is aight

inner cape
dusky plover
#

up and coming tech hub

marble bronze
#

Dallas seems like a chill place

foggy perch
#

also not really walkable as a city

dusky plover
#

sheeesh

foggy perch
#

since it's a bit too spacious

dusky plover
foggy perch
#

idk I lived near dallas for a few summers

marble bronze
foggy perch
#

the food in dallas is good

#

but you very much need a car

foggy perch
#

otherwise you're walking through so much heat

marble bronze
#

If I work for ATT I'm living dead center dallas

dusky plover
#

fannie mae's locations are kinda cheeks tho

marble bronze
#

Yeah I really like ATT location but if Fannie's gonna be paying 110 base vs att 87...

dusky plover
#

they pay higher than AT tho

#

ye

late kestrel
#

but dallas vs expensiveish dc

marble bronze
#

Rest-in

late kestrel
#

its ok im salty they rejected me šŸ˜’

marble bronze
#

Cheddy you doing BBG or C1

#

Bro BBG pays so much better

marble bronze
#

Don't be upset

late kestrel
#

i already accepted bb šŸ˜‚

#

c1 took so fucking long

#

im not even gonna schedule the debrief call

dusky plover
vast rock
#

has anyone had pinterest hr call

#

Is it just prep call or are there behaviorals as well

marble bronze
#

Prep

marble bronze
vast rock
#

oh shit

#

phone is just technical coding right

marble bronze
#

Wait first phone?

#

Or after OA/recruiter

thorn walrus
#

@vast rock apparently pin is full

vast rock
#

after recruiter

#

wait u got rejected after phone right not HR call

vast rock
#

why did i get scheduled a hr call

thorn walrus
#

what

#

after the first recruiter call you got scheduled for another one??

teal jackal
#

i feel like 125k tc in like richmond va is probably a better deal

#

but con: have to live in richmond

#

lmaoooo L

late kestrel
#

yeahhh 150k in sf vs even like 140kish in mclean is bad

#

your money would go so much further in nova

spring gate
#

those who got offer from circle, what's the tc like?

teal jackal
#

resume value is the same everywhere too

late kestrel
#

same with their 150k in nyc

dusky plover
rustic vessel
thorn walrus
rustic vessel
#

Cancelled my phone today

teal jackal
#

i honestly dont understand how pinterest pays so much

#

all they do is make image boards for teenage girls

dusky plover
#

they're literally funded by kpop stans

teal jackal
#

like what tf does an image board for teenage girls need machine learning for

dusky plover
#

i did their tech phone

#

last week

#

on thursday

thorn walrus
#

when @dusky plover

#

oh

#

i have my final scheduled all the way out on monday copium

#

praying they don't cancel

foggy perch
# rustic vessel

rip I'll assume I'm hoping chilling if I'm already in the interview pipeline

dusky plover
#

u got this bro just study up on DP

#

and graph hards

foggy perch
#

I finished my technical phone last week so I need to know if I passed

thorn walrus
#

for ref i did tech phone last tues

#

and heard back to schedule final on wed

foggy perch
#

o

#

I had my tech phone last thurs

uncut umbra
#

cheddy is goated

thorn walrus
#

realistically tho they probably don't have much headcount

#

if a lot of interns did not get return offers

#

or maybe they're pulling a roblox

dusky plover
#

idk why stubhub pulled the rug on me after recruiter phone

#

it seemed like such an easy techncial too

timber rock
late kestrel
uncut umbra
uncut umbra
late kestrel
dusky plover
teal jackal
#

uk sounds tough

timber rock
#

that's really low even for uk

uncut umbra
#

might be hc filling up? that's what happened to me at ddog I think

waxen bolt
#

Is it same location? Also BB pays all cash so the way you evaluate TC will change based on how confident you are in duolingo shares

old smelt
#

Duo for sure

teal jackal
#

everyone tc so good

weak agate
#

I'm thinking of the career development. bloomberg seems more famous

small mountain
#

chase that bread homie

old smelt
#

Duo is pretty popular, ik lots of ppl that use it

wicked rivet
#

thats my recruiter

#

and she still hasn't scheduled phone

#

well

#

literally submitted codesignal within a minute and no response for 2 weeks zzzz

cerulean tangle
#

Anyone who got Atlassian offer/final round, which location did you choose? I live near NY so I want to choose that but I'm worried about taxes/rent.

#

Since comp is based on location.

thorn walrus
#

duo is paying over 220??

#

jesus

small mountain
#

hella annoying

wicked rivet
#

lol expedia

small mountain
#

whats lol about them

wicked rivet
#

they gave me one open slot to interview and it was during vacation, i told them i cant and they've ghosted me since

small mountain
#

cunts

#

reneg

#

you need a safety net in this economy

thorn walrus
#

which one are you planning to sign @queen valve

#

yea 100% sign

small mountain
#

hachiyuki is cracked as fuck

vast mica
#

Bloomberg no show second time for phone interview

small mountain
#

imagine reneging IMC šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

vast mica
last summit
small mountain
weak agate
#

imc pays even higher than meta return

small mountain
#

not sure, @autumn ridge

#

it was this gentleman

last summit
#

hex reneged them last year

#

he got it again this year so no blacklist fs

vast mica
#

@autumn ridge could you please tell me what should I be doing here ?

small mountain
#

hachiyuki can i dm

maiden ice
#

If location matters, try switching duo to ny

weak agate
#

wait how to renege on the offer? just tell them not going before the start date?

autumn cloud
weak agate
#

it's like the end of sep

#

imc is much better??

#

well depends on how you like chicago vs pittsburgh... pittsburgh is like a good place for a family, trading firm seems not that stable

lament summit
#

@queen valve ur actually built different

#

u got all the infinity stones yet?

#

write a query !process offer

#

Find out urself

weak agate
#

how many NGs Pin will hire this year? I heard my friend didn't get a return offer though

slate bobcat
#

TOOTHPASTE

compact sundial
#

amogus

lament summit
#

startups? u mean unicorns

#

forwards a unicorn worryweird

#

they are

#

thats the first thing i searched up

#

her bfs at janestreet

nocturne oriole
#

tell bf he dont gotta work a day in his life

small mountain
#

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

lament summit
#

what u gonna do now

small mountain
#

ikr 4KEKW 4KEKW 4KEKW

lament summit
#

same

echo finch
#

dafuq

teal jackal
echo finch
#

what an odd response

lament summit
#

yeah it hit unicorn status last yr

#

DONT U DO UR RESEARCH

teal jackal
#

me too tbh

weak agate
#

couple and hedge funds, so jealous lol

lament summit
#

ill be ur gf

echo finch
#

ill be ur gf

lament summit
#

im a dude so u might have to change sexualities

nocturne oriole
#

@echo finch

Dabi | Aspiring CSC Mod | Tech Toker | Ex-Google Applicant

weak agate
echo finch
tardy geode
#

i am at uni rn , and i see a person cheating on a VO with his friends , this is nuts šŸ’€

#

this is so fking sad

teal jackal
#

fuck ethics

#

cheating is for winners

small mountain
#

unfathomably based

#

how do you cheat in a VO with a webcam???

#

asking for nobody in particular

teal jackal
#

truly born into the worst circumstances of life

nocturne oriole
tardy geode
teal jackal
small mountain
#

second laptop or whatever right

small mountain
#

imagine having 2 pcs smh

lament summit
tardy geode
#

the dude i see rn at uni is cheating on vo that too his webcams on

#

šŸ’€

teal jackal
#

cheating on interviews is wild

#

virtual onsite

#

aka stress

small mountain
#

virtual onsite

teal jackal
#

smart people find a way

small mountain
#

it was me, i did it

nocturne oriole
#

I can ban gimme deets

#

Daily ban

#

I have quota

foggy perch
#

was he at least the same race as you KEKW

small mountain
#

yeah i paid him with a sloppy

#

you?

grizzled bronze
#

I will double what they're offering if you do my Yahkunazon interview thanos

foggy perch
#

based

nocturne oriole
#

He gave him dat shark tank deal

small mountain
#

yeah but how does the solver give the answer over

#

ohhh you dont speak

cobalt siren
#

How long were your guys' Bloomberg EM rounds? Is it 1 hr for everyone?

small mountain
#

no shot OMEGALUL

#

no shot this dudes gonna leak that mans cv

#

this some 4chan shit

teal jackal
#

bro dont doxx this mf

late kestrel
cobalt siren
#

cause mines an hour

grave wolf
#

Just received an email from aws recruiter saying the hiring process would be slow down and touch with me at a later date.

cobalt siren
#

leak it for 20% of salary pre tax for 5 years

grave wolf
#

Would they still finish the interview?kermit_think

cobalt siren
#

i don't think anyone here can answer that confidently

tardy geode
#

bruh they cheating on amazon vo šŸ’€

teal jackal
#

kinda based tbh

#

wait

#

how tf do u cheat on amazon onsite

#

i thought its just review

#

unless they got 2x60

tardy geode
#

maybe he has 2x60 i guess

#

coz i saw him going out of the room

dense cloud
#

i should have applied earlier this recruiting season

#

everywhere is closing istg

loud olive
#

Circle closed I think

#

Don’t see their apps open anymore

lament summit
#

did u just assume someones gender?

loud olive
#

Stable coin is doing pretty good tho

delicate cloak
#

how long after Palantir Karat is the recruiter supposed to contact you? mine canceled my redo on Thursday since she said my score was good enough and that she'd be in touch soon but i haven't heard anything since

small mountain
dense cloud
delicate cloak
#

šŸ’€ šŸ’€ you haven't heard anything either?

dense cloud
#

nope, even pinged my recruiter twice lol

delicate cloak
#

maybe canceling the redo is their way of ghosting

#

"we aren't accepting anymore applicants and don't want to waste your time"

#

which is nice of them i guess

lament summit
dense cloud
#

i think someone was ghosted for a month but got reached out to a few days ago

outer radish
#

GOOGLE JOB POSTINGS ARE UP

dense cloud
#

lmao

outer radish
#

for PHD

lament summit
lilac narwhal
outer radish
#

might have to cop a PHD in this economy sorry boys

dense cloud
#

refund me my 1 min of searching

outer radish
#

sir this is wendys

#

we dont offer refunds

teal jackal
#

i feel like advertising is the world's biggest economic bubblwe

outer radish
#

advertising's been a business since the 1600s tho

#

here ye here ye, coca cola now with real COKE

lament summit
tardy geode
#

from outside

#

probable case of pip in future

lament summit
#

ik waves of kids from T5 schools who work together on VOs

tardy geode
marble bronze
#

VOs?

lament summit
#

virtual onsite