2023_grads

[wheat seal]

Oh interesting

Yea solving 1 and 4 gives you 800

[floral plank]

Like the question pretty much tells you what to do

[wheat seal]

At min I believe

[gilded breach]

Yeah but can you really be a good dev if you can't solve a DP question in 10min?

/s

[livid yew]

yeah lol

fuck off

[wheat seal]

Codesignal is such a joke tho lol

[floral plank]

Last year I had pretty bad rng with codesignal

[livid yew]

[wheat seal]

I prefer hackerrank

[teal jackal]

Was it 4 problems

[floral plank]

kinda is

[gilded breach]

I meant sarcastically

[wheat seal]

Hacckerrank is so much better

[livid yew]

ummm let me check

[floral plank]

though it is good once you get a good score

more responses with less time and prep for OAs

[wheat seal]

Oh with codesignal yea cuz then no more OA for that season lol

[livid yew]

tbh if I saw a candidate with top-level LC, but trash at real world APIs and distributed/cloud systems, I would not hire

[wheat seal]

Cuz it lasts like 6 mths right

[floral plank]

I am probably gonna use my 819 for all companies that use codesignal lol

[floral plank]

yea

[gilded breach]

That's my point. Everyone knows there's a huge disconnect

[wheat seal]

Yea that’s good enough for every company

[livid yew]

I actually just passed over a potential candidate at work

[wheat seal]

My highest score was like 735 on codesignal last year. But solved plenty of dp mediums and solved hards like N queen in an hr. But I think my strategy may have been bad idk

[livid yew]

and, no I am not a manager or anything, just SDE2 + get a say in hiring decisions for the team

[gilded breach]

So Zon

[floral plank]

just practice and pray for rng

[livid yew]

and I am on fast-track for SDE 3 promo only like 9 months in

[wheat seal]

But I guess N queens is kinda simple. It’s just backtracking

[livid yew]

not even

I do not work at big tech\

[wheat seal]

But was proud since never saw answer before with n queens

[livid yew]

n maidens

[wheat seal]

But codesignal needs work lol

My codesignal

I think I took codesignal maybe like 4 times?

[gilded breach]

The shittiest thing is how you have to wait 2 weeks

[livid yew]

maybe my next side-project would be a codesignal competitor

[wheat seal]

Yea that sucks

I was suprised tho since Pin gave me interview last year with 730

[livid yew]

if I actually do this, would any of you test my platform

[gilded breach]

If you get unlucky you're just fucked for those 2 weeks

[floral plank]

I got my best at my fifth try

[fresh lagoon]

i feel like codesignal weight is so much less than some ppl think

[livid yew]

true

like its only one factor

[wheat seal]

Oh nice

I wonder if my company would do layoffs tho. Qualtrics

That’s who I work for now

[fresh lagoon]

id be curious to see if someone with like google and 750 passed every codesignal company screen

[wheat seal]

Has me buggin

[fresh lagoon]

ithink they might

[livid yew]

not likely

[floral plank]

they are hiring new grads

[wheat seal]

Oh ok

[livid yew]

basically everyone uses you guys for surveys

[wheat seal]

True

[floral plank]

like they opened the app

[wheat seal]

Oh fr? That’s interesting

[livid yew]

qual platform pretty op tbh

[wheat seal]

Yea they do have upside rn

[livid yew]

the company I work for, y'all prob hate

if you have ever had your internet or cable go out

[wheat seal]

It’s T mobile right

[livid yew]

even worse

[gilded breach]

Comcast

[wheat seal]

Verizon

[livid yew]

Cuckcast

[wheat seal]

Oh comcast

[gilded breach]

Literal nazis

[livid yew]

lmao

[gilded breach]

Jk

[livid yew]

I have always had a strong interest in the media sector

like movies/TV

so this is my in

eventually I want to do like Spec Effects or some shit for Marvel movies

that shit is crazy

Should I leak some upcoming Universal Studios films?

actually I cannot cause

[wheat seal]

Qualtrics stock tho is below $12 rn

[livid yew]

buy buy buy

its going up

[wheat seal]

But 98% have upside

[livid yew]

for sure

I will buy stock so your TC goes up

[wheat seal]

98% of analysts I mean say upside

[wheat seal]

Ok Ty bro 😎

[livid yew]

np

but then you gotta reinvest that TC into my competitors, like Disney

[wheat seal]

Disney competes with comcast?

[livid yew]

yes

[wheat seal]

Oh yea live streaming

[livid yew]

in a matter of speaking

[wheat seal]

True

Alr gotchu covered then

[livid yew]

Comcast has:
Peackcock for streaming TV

Universal for all the tv and movie production

[wheat seal]

Oh I didnnt realize that was all comcast

[livid yew]

for example the most recent Minions: The Rise of Gru movie
Comcast owns that

its a giant company, and I work in the cable experimental division

[bright tartan]

i know but

[livid yew]

a PM fresh out of college wtf

[wheat seal]

They would 100%

[livid yew]

oh yeah its prob 12AM PST

lol

[bright tartan]

lol

makes sense

[livid yew]

otherwise its already 12:30 on EST

[bright tartan]

will have to stay up i guess

[livid yew]

so depending on which of the 5 time zones you live in

[bright tartan]

EST

[normal palm]

3am squahh

[livid yew]

I assume everyone here is US based, which I have learned is not the case

[bright tartan]

🥲

[wheat seal]

Fr?

[normal palm]

what's ur internship exp? are you a cs major?

[livid yew]

yeah a lot of internationals

which is dope af

[bright tartan]

3 internships, cs major!

[wheat seal]

I’ve seen EU

Like UK meta

[normal palm]

nah canadian here

[livid yew]

we need more diversity in the US

too much white fucks

[bright tartan]

and more women too

[thick shell]

bet

[bright tartan]

in tech

[livid yew]

yes

[normal palm]

what inclines you to a apm role?

[bright tartan]

moni

[livid yew]

did you know CS was invented by a woman

[bright tartan]

jk jk

[livid yew]

[normal palm]

lol

i was gonna say, isn't cs technically > pm

[bright tartan]

ada lovelace right?

[livid yew]

I will simp for Ada every time

?

is that a gender

[normal palm]

no it was a man + woman

charles babbage + ada lovelace

[grizzled bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/ada-compliance-ada-compliance-company-gif-24013092

[livid yew]

that too

very important

ADA standard

oh someone in here asked the other day for my discord bot repo, plz dont fuck this up

hope you got the repo link

cause I deleted it

[dire yarrow]

Why

[normal palm]

based off wikipedia, Charles invented the 'analytical engine' which Ana (his apprentice) developed further

[peak ferry]

Hit up the Bay Area and 90% of ur coworkers will probably be Asian

[dire yarrow]

Recruiters are dumb anyways

[livid yew]

this is a work of art https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atanasoff–Berry_computer

the ABC

[normal palm]

yes

[livid yew]

I have seen it IRL

several times actuall

[normal palm]

i assume he also ate some cabbage too

[dire yarrow]

That's coz you've never been to big tech offices yet

[livid yew]

its all asians though

[dire yarrow]

It's ok I'll take you

[livid yew]

I dont want more Asians

https://tenor.com/view/they-took-our-jobs-darryl-weathers-south-park-s8e6-goobacks-gif-22282268

[normal palm]

why is everyone getting rejected from duolingo

[livid yew]

jk jk

[smoky lodge]

70% asians and 30% white sounds like diversity to me

[normal palm]

h1-b visa perhaps the best invention

[peak ferry]

Hey there are different types of Asians at work

[smoky lodge]

south asians/indians are fake asians

[livid yew]

@dire yarrow want to come see the ABC with me?

[normal palm]

kek

yee i know lol just picking on you

[peak ferry]

I mean u got lots of types of south and east asians smth, even some south east asians yk

[livid yew]

ok retarded US person here, where does Europe end and Asia start????

[smoky lodge]

if an applicant had one of those "im a cracked indian names" like Rahul I would probably hire them on them spot

[livid yew]

i know

but

like

[normal palm]

they gotta get some central asians in there too (me)

[peak ferry]

Like after eastern Russia -> Asia

[livid yew]

I get that

but its confusing

its just a mashup of BS

[peak ferry]

central Asians minority af

[livid yew]

also most of Russia is useless area

actually all of Russia is useless rn

fuck Putin

[smoky lodge]

ok you have two applicants one is named Jim and one is named Rahul who are you hiring

[livid yew]

no no no

just certain places

like Russia, North Korea,

[normal palm]

i've seen indians with the whitest names too

[livid yew]

thats about it

[normal palm]

so maybe they're both indian

u gotta know the last name

[livid yew]

if you are from North Korea,

[smoky lodge]

it's the name im biased towards not the race

a white guy named Rahul is 100% getting an offer from me too

[livid yew]

NULL respond to me @dire yarrow

[peak ferry]

In the US Indians overwhelmingly have Indian names ime, a lot of East Asians have white names tho

[livid yew]

@dire yarrow yo

[normal palm]

ye

[livid yew]

@dire yarrow

[dire yarrow]

Take a load of this guy

[smoky lodge]

indians have indian names.... no way

[smoky lodge]

bruh

[dire yarrow]

You think Rahul is cracked

[peak ferry]

ok but like literally ever Chinese American I know has an American name

and every Indian American I know has an Indian name

[normal palm]

i think they do that cuz their name is quite un-pronounceable in english

lol

[livid yew]

Some Nostalgia for your bedtime -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdwp9sijGjU

[normal palm]

• they get some nice rep in the american side of things

[dire yarrow]

Sample => Population

I think its a safe generalization

[livid yew]

American #1

[smoky lodge]

i just typed "rahul" and "coding" into google and this came up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rceUVaiXQgU

[dire yarrow]

I've seen this too

[peak ferry]

It’s not a truly random sample but it’s still p big and indicates a trend 🤷‍♂️

[wheat seal]

Oh yea 125k sign on

That’s wild lol

[dire yarrow]

Ok try searching for Rahul Gandhi and you'll know

[livid yew]

lmao

125k over like 2 years

[normal palm]

nah cuz i have chinese friends and chinese has like 3 diff tones to pronounce stuff in

[livid yew]

or some shit

125k in a single check, omegalul the tax

[normal palm]

but yeah i know what you mean

[wheat seal]

It was a sign on

[smoky lodge]

the reason why he got such high offers is because his name is Rahul

[peak ferry]

bro I’m Chinese u actually just can’t expect a non native speaker to pronounce Chinese names properly, the sounds don’t exist in English

[normal palm]

slide me referrals nao

[wheat seal]

Sign is over 2 years?

[dire yarrow]

Bro I'mma be honest, even Indians can't pronounce my name. I do not expect Americans to pronounce my name well

[livid yew]

damn I only got 15K sign on

[limber vale]

Cap ur name is light

[dire yarrow]

Trust me they can't

[limber vale]

For me at least

[wheat seal]

Why u copying rob

[livid yew]

change your name sid

[smoky lodge]

i typed in "ghandi" and "software" and a bunch of facebook engineers on linkedin popped up

[normal palm]

yee

[limber vale]

I forgot to change back

[dire yarrow]

If you've seen spelling then its fine

[normal palm]

i mean yeah if you try to spell your name in english then the americans might try to learn it

[livid yew]

[dire yarrow]

but verbal transfer is very difficult

[livid yew]

I am turning into yak

[smoky lodge]

i guarantee you if i change my name to Rahul im getting hella offers

[dire yarrow]

Aren't we all

[peak ferry]

my parents changed the spelling of my last name cuz American kept pronouncing it very wrong lol

[dire yarrow]

Are you trolling rn or serious?

[wheat seal]

How’s vmware

[livid yew]

NULL you and I need to meet up in NYC at some point

[smoky lodge]

[limber vale]

Hola

[dire yarrow]

FOR SURE

[limber vale]

True

[dire yarrow]

Sid change your name

[smoky lodge]

the fun part of this is that im not allowed to say when im trolling or not

[dire yarrow]

sorry didn't mean to scream

[limber vale]

It’s alright, a lil stressful learning all the shit but not bad

Where r u?

[dire yarrow]

caps was on

[wheat seal]

Qualtrics

[normal palm]

did u get banana return?

[peak ferry]

fuck I was like when did rob move to VMware 💀

[livid yew]

ayo I can fly from PHL to NYC for like 220

nice

pog

[smoky lodge]

people who judge the abilities of others based on race or name are bigoted and should be censored

[normal palm]

interning?

[limber vale]

Fire

[dire yarrow]

?

[wheat seal]

FT

[livid yew]

FT is pog

[dire yarrow]

I never interned at banana

[limber vale]

How’s qualtrics?

[livid yew]

sometimes

[normal palm]

oh ur full time

[dire yarrow]

not at banana

[wheat seal]

It’s nice. Backend with node and koa and Ts

[dire yarrow]

no

[livid yew]

[normal palm]

damn ok they need to update ur roles in the zon disc lol

[dire yarrow]

its ok I approve it

[normal palm]

koa?

[dire yarrow]

stalker

[livid yew]

look I make edgy jokes

[smoky lodge]

I’m a minority I can’t be racist

[livid yew]

NULL gets me

[wheat seal]

It’s like a better express

Express hasn’t been updated in years

[livid yew]

oh whats that oher one

up

[peak ferry]

tbh if anyone thinks they’re never racist they’re probably very racist

[livid yew]

ummmm

[smoky lodge]

I’m a smaller minority cuz I’m not as fat

[dire yarrow]

so many ppl are talking at the same time

[livid yew]

this https://github.com/denoland/fresh

looks fire

tbh

[normal palm]

the clash between minorities kek

[livid yew]

Deno is op

[wheat seal]

Deno is cool

[livid yew]

all my work right now is NodeJS so yeah

[peak ferry]

deno has a cute af logo that’s all I know

Someone also said it’s good

[livid yew]

Node is a cluster fuck of packages

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

like I spend so much time managing packages

[dire yarrow]

damn you're a package manager

you manage packages

[livid yew]

[smoky lodge]

My guy you walked right into that one

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

I published code to 2 open sources packages last week on GitHub

[smoky lodge]

I want to work at Amazon because my goal is too cause as much damage to lower class workers as possible

[peak ferry]

Packages/dependency management is hell in every lang I’ve ever worked with

doom af

[livid yew]

that is actually a goal I brought to my team. If we figure some shit out, we should back contribute to the open source project

and then sponsor them with some $$$

[dire yarrow]

Are you trolling rn or serious

[smoky lodge]

[livid yew]

50/50 chance

[dire yarrow]

[smoky lodge]

This is the fun part

but seriously

[wheat seal]

So 100%

[dire yarrow]

[smoky lodge]

Can you live with yourself

[livid yew]

make you feel old -> from 2003 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL75mtNZ6PA

[smoky lodge]

Writing code in your cushy Seattle office

[dire yarrow]

techie should I ping the one and only

[smoky lodge]

Knowing that workers are peeing in bottles

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

@dusty basin

?

[dire yarrow]

[wheat seal]

That was good but not as good as adventure time

And regular show

[livid yew]

adventure time

[dusty basin]

Yo

[wheat seal]

And then courage the cowardly dog

[dusty basin]

What’s up

[smoky lodge]

God you guys are such losers

[livid yew]

the early 2000s where the best time to be alive

[livid yew]

[smoky lodge]

But it’s to be expected of full timers on discord

[limber vale]

King lumen has appeared

[dire yarrow]

@dusty basin

[livid yew]

sorry lum go back to fucking my mom

[dire yarrow]

What are your thoughts on this

[limber vale]

Fax

[dusty basin]

Tf

Bro

[limber vale]

Ayo

Techie with the self sacrifice

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

oh is she tomorrow?

sorry I had your calendar wrong

oops

[smoky lodge]

If I’m still here after graduating then my parents definitely messed up raising me

[dire yarrow]

⏸️

[dusty basin]

But yea I’m going. Still too down in the dumps

Don’t miss me too much

[livid yew]

well best of luck, hopefully you feel better soon

[dusty basin]

[smoky lodge]

average cs career discord full timer

[wheat seal]

Who don’t tho

[livid yew]

remember @dusty basin the positive is always ahead

[smoky lodge]

The only anime I watch is Boku no Pico big reccomend

[wheat seal]

I can’t believe u never will read solo leveling smh

[livid yew]

eyyy nah

oh

well in that case

https://anilist.co/user/techie3445/animelist

[wheat seal]

But you can be the next big mangaka

[smoky lodge]

Bruhhhhh

Anilist user

Fat fucking L

[livid yew]

I prefer the UI

kill me I guess

its just better

[smoky lodge]

I used MAL for a while but then realized that using lists is literally just stupid

[livid yew]

so much cleaner

MAL is dumb

[smoky lodge]

MAL and anilist are dumb

[dire yarrow]

[wheat seal]

Just be the next Oda

[livid yew]

I mean I have my own personal version @smoky lodge https://anime-app-fawn.vercel.app/

[smoky lodge]

Keeping track of fictional consumption is literally the biggest waste of time

[limber vale]

[wheat seal]

WEBTOON also pays their artists like 40k/mth

[smoky lodge]

If you genuinely enjoy something you won’t have to remind yourself

[livid yew]

L Take

[wheat seal]

But gotta be a top series

[rain patio]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-bumper-adam-devine-pitch-perfect-lame-gif-17474980

[livid yew]

bro I am embarrassed by American cartoons compared to Anime

[smoky lodge]

“I keep track of stuff so that I can maintain my self delusion of being a part time animanga critic”

[livid yew]

I mean look at this shit so bad

[peak ferry]

I have the memory of a gold fish so I literally don’t remember what stuff I watched a month ago

[livid yew]

[normal palm]

yes

[livid yew]

fake

[whole berry]

bojack horseman

[livid yew]

I know

[whole berry]

i hope hes horsin around

[livid yew]

oh speaking of old stuff

this website

https://www.my00stv.com/

[smoky lodge]

Nah unironically my mental health got like 5x better when I deleted MAL

[smoky lodge]

And I lost 30 pounds

Not joking

[normal palm]

mal?

[serene fable]

Myanimelist

[smoky lodge]

It’s an anime tracker

[normal palm]

oh

ye i quit anime back in gr10

waste of time

[smoky lodge]

I just use Google docs to track my applications

[livid yew]

chowder also W show

[normal palm]

nahh

anime

not for me

im a jim goer

[smoky lodge]

I was super into it in high school but then just kinda stopped watching it freshman/sophomore year of college

[livid yew]

Cartoon Network went to shit tbh

[normal palm]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-fistpump-gif-4689886

[smoky lodge]

Like I hate to be the “cartoons are for kids” guy

[livid yew]

bro

[smoky lodge]

But like 90% of anime is for 13/14 year olds

You know I’m right

[livid yew]

true

but who cares

[peak ferry]

being an adult sucks, therefore cartoons good

[livid yew]

I watch sus anime for adults

[normal palm]

my sdm at amazon bench presses 315 lbs im tryna beat him

10rm?

[livid yew]

still have not seen that one actually

[normal palm]

yeah probs less than 10

[smoky lodge]

I’d argue that even most seinen/josei stuff is at best for like 17/18 year olds with shonen/shojo content obviously being for like 13/14 year olds

[normal palm]

315 light

[peak ferry]

ok becoming an adult presents new challenges which I don’t want to have to deal with

[livid yew]

but

[normal palm]

315 is like steroid level doe

[livid yew]

kek

[normal palm]

315 is trenbolone

[livid yew]

dont look at my ecchis

[smoky lodge]

Just eyeballing this I don’t see any big L’s on the scores

But you’re still a loser for keeping track

[peak ferry]

worlds end harem

lol

[smoky lodge]

It reminds me of my childhood

[livid yew]

tbh pretty terrible

[smoky lodge]

Super wholesome

[peak ferry]

I was told this is peak depression

[livid yew]

but good boobs

[smoky lodge]

No it will make you feel good and happy

[livid yew]

like top-level boob physics

[smoky lodge]

I read Punpun to help my mental health

it’s super wholesome

I promise

[livid yew]

tbh I personally had better mental health and was happier after I starting watching some anime

[smoky lodge]

Please go back to the full timer chat

[livid yew]

OK OK

big Q

SUB or DUB?

[smoky lodge]

no.

[livid yew]

very important

good

at least you have culture

[smoky lodge]

Sub obviously, what are you fucking retarded?

[livid yew]

hey bro I know some people that swear by dub

its fucked

[smoky lodge]

This is a little aggressive to be fair

[livid yew]

they are crazy

[smoky lodge]

But if you watch dub you’re an absolute 🤡

[livid yew]

but yeah I agree

like Pokemon, sure

dub

but

[smoky lodge]

(As someone who hasn’t watched anime in like 2 years)

[livid yew]

Some but rare

[smoky lodge]

Facts

[livid yew]

the issue now, I watch english shows with subs

[smoky lodge]

Also Fullmetal alchemist

[peak ferry]

I watched fmab dubbed as a kid so the voices are still canonical to me. Watch all current shit subbed

[serene fable]

Steins;gate

[smoky lodge]

Fmab and DBZ are the only things I know off the top of my head where I’d say dub >

But for like 90+% of anime you’d better be watching sub

Also

[livid yew]

man so true

all of this would suck dubbed

[peak ferry]

yea most dubs kinda bad, shocked that the fmab dub still holds up tbh

[livid yew]

I am going to Japan next year

[smoky lodge]

In the last 2 years 5 of the 6 anime I watched were hentai

[livid yew]

not for the anime

just because Japan is cool as shit

like bro they figured out public transit

[smoky lodge]

Not to be that guy, but Japan is actually depressing as shit

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

[livid yew]

bro

[dire yarrow]

Omg techie

[peak ferry]

Almost everyone that isn’t the US has

[livid yew]

rude

[livid yew]

come to Japan with me?

[dire yarrow]

[smoky lodge]

Like Japan has gotta be the most depressing place on earth

[livid yew]

we can expense it thru Google

call it a team building exercise

[smoky lodge]

Yep

[dire yarrow]

Everyone says that

[peak ferry]

Why? Work culture seems awful but I’m going there for tourism not work

[normal palm]

why

[livid yew]

nah Thailand

[smoky lodge]

I’ve heard from my friend who went and my mom after she visited that Japan is one of the most depressing places on the planet

[livid yew]

ayo

bro

[dire yarrow]

I'll come there

[livid yew]

you know what people do there

right?

[normal palm]

muay thai

[dire yarrow]

Why is there silence

🤐

[normal palm]

https://tenor.com/view/despicableme2-minions-laugh-boxing-gif-12520377

[livid yew]

https://youtu.be/ctDjnG8J9cY?t=27

[normal palm]

tryna find the perfect gif

[dire yarrow]

Doesn't exist

[smoky lodge]

Everyone in Japan is overworked to hell, the suicide rate is incredibly high, and the average guy is (unironically) a virgin until like 30 just so to how much time they’re forced to dedicate to school and stuff

[livid yew]

oh btw I am going to some live tapings of SNL next month

anybody wanna come

I might have some tickets

actually I could prob get into any NBC show

[smoky lodge]

I’m like 99% sure that the anime is the way it is because Japanese people are repressed emotionally, mentally, and sexually

[livid yew]

[smoky lodge]

just date men

[dire yarrow]

https://youtu.be/qAs9laxC-rs

[smoky lodge]

The homies never let you down

[dire yarrow]

[serene fable]

Tbh if you focused on the biggest problems in any country it would sound depressing

[smoky lodge]

Andrew tate would not be popular if instead of being insecure dudes just fucked their homies

🗿

[smoky lodge]

I don’t even know what this means

[dire yarrow]

?avatar @fossil haven

[earnest warren]

Avatar for banana boy#8495

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[dire yarrow]

Is your dream company Amazon?

[smoky lodge]

[serene fable]

People call the US a third world country too, doesn't mean they are right

[dire yarrow]

You better be

[smoky lodge]

The us sucks too bro

Unless you have money

[wheat seal]

Free nanas everyday outside office

Banana pudding is next

Only matter of time

[dire yarrow]

But that should only be inside

[smoky lodge]

I feel like no one who’s actually a self confident man with healthy relationships actually follows Andrew tate

[serene fable]

There's a difference between "sucks" and third-world country though

[dire yarrow]

[wheat seal]

Hustler university is a scam lol. Just join tech

[dire yarrow]

I'm gonna use instead of when I write SUS shit now

[smoky lodge]

Well yeah Japan isn’t third world, I’m just saying that if you’re a weeb and your expecting Japan to be a quirky fun place like the animanga you read prepare to get bitch smacked by some hard reality

[dire yarrow]

[peak ferry]

lol u have to be maladjusted to think anime logic exists irl

[dire yarrow]

Y'all always fighting over serious topic here

[smoky lodge]

Btw, sex???

[dire yarrow]

[smoky lodge]

[serene fable]

Agreed, I'm just not sure if "depressing hellscape" is much closer, might come from a similar place of ignorance

Something something orientalism

[dire yarrow]

?avatar @smoky lodge

[earnest warren]

Avatar for Gedeon#2591

Link as

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[smoky lodge]

I am the storm that is approaching

[dire yarrow]

[smoky lodge]

The only reason I’d join hustler university is to progress my goal of having sex with Andrew Tate

[limber vale]

Are a beautiful European woman?

[smoky lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-andrew-tate-ass-andrew-tate-discord-tate-gif-26470451

[livid yew]

[limber vale]

That’s what he likes

[smoky lodge]

[limber vale]

Caked tf up

[livid yew]

andrew tate? oh yeah that figher/YT fucker

I dont know anything about him

[smoky lodge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/raKNHDYDOPc?feature=share

[livid yew]

from TikTok ewwww

gross

[smoky lodge]

I can’t find the clip of Andrew tate shaking his hips like that anywhere else

Leave me alone

[limber vale]

[livid yew]

I will let it pass

[smoky lodge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/P9Um-ziSbfs?feature=share

[livid yew]

some days I wish I was danny phatom and could just walk thru walls

would be v coinvent

[smoky lodge]

What would you do with that power

[dire yarrow]

Shouldn't y'all be, like, doing LC or smth right now?

[livid yew]

[dire yarrow]

Applying to jobs

[smoky lodge]

It’s midnight shut the fuck up

[livid yew]

you saw nothing NULL

[smoky lodge]

if you’re LC-ing at midnight on Sunday @dire yarrow

[livid yew]

[dire yarrow]

I saw everything

[smoky lodge]

Then you’re a Leetcel and not an algochad

[stoic belfry]

midnight right before labor day is when i get my best LC in

[livid yew]

bet grab me a beer from the fridge then

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

[smoky lodge]

Algochads can brute force tech interviews with raw intelligence and big dick energy

[dire yarrow]

I'm not

[livid yew]

[dire yarrow]

I'm just saying you should

[smoky lodge]

Leetcels have to leetcode on weekends

[livid yew]

this is a big sad moment

[dire yarrow]

Aren't you one of them

[smoky lodge]

[livid yew]

[smoky lodge]

One day I’ll be an algochad

[livid yew]

[dire yarrow]

[dire yarrow]

No you can never attain that status

[livid yew]

just be umm whats his name

ummm the YT guy

[smoky lodge]

I did get manage to get my offer from C1 before ever seriously leetcoding

[livid yew]

Cap

One

is cap

and decent tbh

congrats

[dire yarrow]

Ye it's good

Congratulations 🎉

[smoky lodge]

but every place more prestigious than capital one I got clapped hard in the texh interview

So now I’m leetcoding

[livid yew]

prestige is a joke

like

why you care

[dire yarrow]

Too bad your offer will be rescinded

[livid yew]

its just a status symbol, like having a iPhone

[dire yarrow]

Jkjk

[serene fable]

We're all starved for validation

[livid yew]

Im not

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

I never cared for internet validation, or maybe only sub-consciously

[fresh lagoon]

[smoky lodge]

Because while drunk I flexed on some high school friends that I had a faang offer when really I didn’t

An now I don’t want to be a clown

[livid yew]

oh I see

[smoky lodge]

[dire yarrow]

The only internet points I care about are reddit karma

[livid yew]

my HS friends were not in tech, so they dont know FAANG

[dire yarrow]

LMFAOOO

[livid yew]

like no clue what FAANG means

[dire yarrow]

Tell them it was meta and it got rescinded

[livid yew]

they dont care

[smoky lodge]

These are close friends what am I supposed to say

[livid yew]

fair

I still talk to a couple HS people

but not that many

[smoky lodge]

“Yeah I lied to you because I wanted to be perceived as having money when I don’t”

[hasty birch]

Say that you were trolling

[smoky lodge]

That would literally be the biggest L

[dire yarrow]

My high school friends are so dumb they still think Google is cool

[manic spear]

tbh you need new friends if they would think any different of you if you weren’t in fang

[livid yew]

W take, Scooby Doo best show

[dire yarrow]

[smoky lodge]

They wouldn’t I just don’t want to admit I lied for clout lol

[livid yew]

why you weird that wtf

[smoky lodge]

So now I’m going to make the lie real

[livid yew]

tbh I should

[dire yarrow]

What a Chad

[smoky lodge]

Also it’s just who I am, I get like a brief dopamine rush from success but it’s never enough

[smoky lodge]

I think a company could literally offer me 400k starting TC and I would keep applying other places

[manic spear]

bro ppl in here just passed the legal drinking age 💀

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

huh I was 21 in my Junior year?

[dire yarrow]

No ppl like techie are boomers

[livid yew]

hey watch your tone

[smoky lodge]

[dire yarrow]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER

[livid yew]

I am only 24

[dire yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-alert-speaker-alarm-gif-15124610

[livid yew]

[smoky lodge]

The only starting TC number that could make me stop applying is 1.35 million

[livid yew]

y u do this to me

NULL

[dire yarrow]

Sorry

I should've done that in front of these degens

[limber vale]

Ricecamel is 30 dw

[livid yew]

nice

[smoky lodge]

I’m 21

[livid yew]

hey they are good

fuck off

[dusky plover]

whats up

[livid yew]

[smoky lodge]

ok this is literally the 2023 NG chat unless you’re a full timer dweeb like @livid yew you should probably be 20,21,22

[livid yew]

https://tenor.com/view/boomers-rock-old-people-old-person-senior-citizen-senior-citizens-gif-23147451

https://tenor.com/view/ok-boomer-kid-okay-smiling-gif-16228306

[dusky plover]

yo anyone here own a fish tank cuh

[livid yew]

https://tenor.com/view/okboomer-gif-22113445

[smoky lodge]

This is funny because you’re probably the biggest boomer here rn

[livid yew]

true

[smoky lodge]

L

[livid yew]

mainly because I was never "online" as a kid

like I never learned how to be social on the internet lol

[chilly burrow]

I remember playing Miniclip

Good times

Makes a lot of sense

[livid yew]

remember Dial-Up and DSL?

[dire yarrow]

Ok you don't tell us where we should be

[smoky lodge]

I learned social skills by having sex with animals

[chilly burrow]

We prob did

[livid yew]

ayo um

[chilly burrow]

Except I'm in Canada

So colder

[dire yarrow]

We can be wherever the fuck we want to be

[livid yew]

Canada is cold bruh

[smoky lodge]

wat did I say something weird?

[normal palm]

https://tenor.com/view/so-icy-gucci-mane-enchanting-big-chant-song-swag-gif-23007125

[chilly burrow]

Cold

[dire yarrow]

It actually makes a lot of sense now

[dire yarrow]

Nah bro you're chilling

[chilly burrow]

It's -27°C

[livid yew]

damn I am 6hrs away from Thunder Bay, ON

almost in Canada

[smoky lodge]

I can recognize which tail wags correspond to giving consent

Ok I’m gonna leave before I get banned bye

[livid yew]

ight I am driving up to Canada next week

[chilly burrow]

Make sure to pack warm

[livid yew]

of course dude

[chilly burrow]

It's dropping below -50 soon

[livid yew]

I grew up in northern US

I know cold

[chilly burrow]

Not Canada cold

[normal palm]

[livid yew]

-30F?

[smoky lodge]

[livid yew]

worse than -30F?

[chilly burrow]

It's-27°C rn bruh

[livid yew]

Chicago, IL

[smoky lodge]

Bro grew up in the northern US and thinks he knows the cold

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[livid yew]

ayooooo

woah

[chilly burrow]

Not to coldkeep

But u don't kno cold

[livid yew]

fuck you Rice

[smoky lodge]

You two should get a room this is so romantic

[livid yew]

I grew up in Chicago burbs, went to school in Iowa, now I live in Wisconsin, moving to Philly in 2 weeks

thats my life story pretty much

[smoky lodge]

I’m a TechieCamie shipper

[livid yew]

I am ready to live in a real city

[peak ferry]

Chicago is a real city I thought

[latent sun]

I hope everyone's inboxes tomorrow are not dry af and gets blessed with a cap1 / amazon offer or better

[marble bronze]

That sounds weird. Shouldn't you just...return to the same team?

I've never experienced a return offer though so maybe that's not actually the thing

[peak ferry]

[grizzled bronze]

It's a holiday tomorrow (Labor Day)

[dire yarrow]

It's labor day tomorrow

[latent sun]

fock

[livid yew]

lmao pretty common holiday

lmao

[smoky lodge]

Im doing a weird ritual to communicate telepathically with Jeff Bezos. To join all you have to is reply to this message with “IM AM AMAZON SLUT!”

[latent sun]

Idk bro Duolingo mfs are rejecting on a weekend

[dire yarrow]

@dusty basin

[livid yew]

Labor day, I labor at work every week

[dire yarrow]

Bro lumens gonna kill me I've pinged him here

[smoky lodge]

[livid yew]

I am going to start watching SAO, dont hate me

[smoky lodge]

I think FAANG-sexual is a term that should get used more

[smoky lodge]

Lowering my already low opinion of you

[livid yew]

FAANG is not even correct anymore

cause Meta not Facebook

[smoky lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/zucc-bell-stringer-gif-23513486

[livid yew]

I want to at least see ep1

thats all

[serene fable]

Too much anime talk, not enough MANGA talk

[vestal pelican]

I'm ghosted by Duolingo

[livid yew]

fine @normal narwhal recc a show for me to watch next

[vestal pelican]

And databricks and MSFT and like almost every other place I applied to

[smoky lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-zuckerberg-face-filters-instagram-nice-job-team-face-gif-18529506

[latent sun]

Dw they tend to respond during weekends too

[smoky lodge]

IS THIS YOUR KING????

[livid yew]

oh

yeah

[vestal pelican]

Didn't get a code signal from databricks

[livid yew]

I was looking at that actually

[vestal pelican]

Straight ghosted

[livid yew]

its is good? like no cap

@normal narwhal

[dusty basin]

Bruh

[livid yew]

lumen time for bed you boomer

[smoky lodge]

Bro techie really just walked into the 2023 ng chat to ask for anime reccs

[vestal pelican]

I was getting way more interviews last season

[dire yarrow]

This place is a

[vestal pelican]

This year it's quite af

[livid yew]

fine I will go to #anime

[dusty basin]

2023 grads are cringe tbh

Anyways. Don’t ping me mfs

[livid yew]

back to real talk, how many of you have offers already?

we gotta pump those numbers up

[smoky lodge]

I chose my pfp because vergil represents my anime sobriety

[dire yarrow]

You're dead now

[livid yew]

i see

yeah at this point, its still a bit early

but I would say by December a lot of offers come thru

I can give you a offer 😉

[smoky lodge]

There’s definitely others but it’s pretty much just returns

[quick wraith]

do return offers from non faangs count?

[dire yarrow]

i can offer you a reject

[serene fable]

I did finish a 1x30 with Amazon last week so I might get one soon

[livid yew]

any offer is a good tbh

[smoky lodge]

No lol anything other than faang is garbage

[livid yew]

not everyone goes straight to the FAANG route, you all need to remember this.

[quick wraith]

waiting for that Netflix OA

[gilded breach]

Current mood

[dire yarrow]

[quick wraith]

I am yet to unleash my chadness

[livid yew]

my first W take of the night

[livid yew]

fuck right off

[smoky lodge]

What if we all just say “fuck applications” and make a startup

I get to be CEO

[quick wraith]

over before it even began

[livid yew]

I know @pulsar mural is hiring

[vestal pelican]

How do you know

[gilded breach]

No senior SWEs allowed

Only new grads

[smoky lodge]

300k

[livid yew]

Senior

[smoky lodge]

In equity/stock that you can’t sell

[quick wraith]

I will blow the meta recruiter coming to my uni for an OA next month. What ever it takes. Lets fucking gooo

[gilded breach]

Make sure to practice ur technique

[vestal pelican]

Damn ig im ghosted from Netflix as well lol

[quick wraith]

guys giving lap dance ?

[gilded breach]

Ur not the only one

[dire yarrow]

[quick wraith]

going to practice on a cucumber

after practicing some dp

*dynamic programming

[dire yarrow]

Oh hey

did you get g return? @vestal pelican

[gilded breach]

Remember to do 3sum as well

[rich crown]

did everyone get the codesignal at the same time? or is it on a rolling basis?

[quick wraith]

ghosted

as well

[livid yew]

@pulsar mural will practice DP with you

[vestal pelican]

I am in product area and location matching

[smoky lodge]

[vestal pelican]

Hopefully offer in 30 days

[livid yew]

[quick wraith]

did you fill the airtable?

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

[quick wraith]

I filled it only a week ago

[smoky lodge]

Wait you said it here tho

??????

[livid yew]

hey wait thats illegal

i am reporting you to Mark Zuckerberg

is joke

[smoky lodge]

Bruh I just checked my dms so you must have said it here

[livid yew]

ok I am going to go play shooter game

yall have fun

[dire yarrow]

Real life or computer game?

jkjkjkjkj

[livid yew]

hmm

[quick wraith]

never did oa as a team

[dire yarrow]

[quick wraith]

proud

[dire yarrow]

[livid yew]

I gotta figure out what to do with my guns when I move

[smoky lodge]

man’s really turned the camera on and then invited his buddy to sit next to him

[dire yarrow]

I'm terrified

[livid yew]

CoD

[dire yarrow]

[smoky lodge]

I’m sorry I know it’s mean but that’s hilarious

[quick wraith]

going to enlist in the army for that sweet sweet veteran quota

kek

[livid yew]

tbh gov jobs have some sweet perks

[dire yarrow]

alright I'll be leaving too

[warm ore]

Someone at Bell pressed the "Close applications" button lol

[smoky lodge]

An elite way of cheating on a code signal would to have a recording of you taking some other OA and then positioning your webcam so that it record that footage

[quick wraith]

everyday for netflix OA

[smoky lodge]

Bro just don’t cheat

[quick wraith]

reporting this nibba

[smoky lodge]

[warm ore]

These aren't even rejects they all just say "thanks we'll starts reviewing applications now"

[quick wraith]

jk

[smoky lodge]

Like if you’ve taken it once you know what’s on the code signal so there’s no reason to cheat

Just two LC easies, a matrix problem, and then an algo efficiency problem

[vestal pelican]

@normal narwhal did you intern anywhere?

[smoky lodge]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hard in the real world outside of like the OAs for HFTs

[vestal pelican]

Just wondering what Netflix is looking for

[normal palm]

at yahkuna matada inc

[smoky lodge]

And you’re also a friend of Jeff Bezos

If I remember correctly

[normal palm]

they're looking for first principal thinkers

[smoky lodge]

🧢

RiceCameLLL

[livid yew]

we lost in TDM

trash CoD players

[smoky lodge]

Stfu no one cares

I’m making a tier list of the users I meet in this server

[livid yew]

put me at the bottom plz

[smoky lodge]

RiceCameLL and Lechie3445 are going in the same tier

See if you can guess where

[livid yew]

can I at least be D

not F

[smoky lodge]

I just me you but you seem chill so A

[livid yew]

true

I am an asshole on here sometimes

[smoky lodge]

How did you know

[peak ferry]

I only bully people who deserve it :^)

[smoky lodge]

I bully people who seem emotionally vulnerable because it masks my own insecurities

[pastel bane]

I bully people who looks like a pussy.

emotional c***

[dire yarrow]

That's the way to go my boy

[peak ferry]

damn

[dire yarrow]

you make me proud

[smoky lodge]

I’d bullied your mom in bed last night

with my massive schlong

[dire yarrow]

Bro this guy @gleaming fable also got netflix OA last year

[smoky lodge]

Runoob really came in out of nowhere and just immediately got bodied

F

[gleaming fable]

Still gives me PTSD lmao

I'm a 2022 grad so I never come in here, I'm mainly shitposting in full_timers now

[grizzled bronze]

Oh shit, fryingpan got the full-time return offer from Meta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIFsBCxlqWY

Weak that he didn't post the offer details

[pure mauve]

Nah he literally can’t

Meta told him not to say

[normal palm]

i swear this is some sort of PR stunt unless he's actually that good

[pure mauve]

Wdym

[glad thunder]

He said it on stream

265k

[normal palm]

he's got quite a lot of followers it would definitely look bad for meta if he did decently well and didn't get the return, on the other hand if he did get the return it would look pretty good for meta since it means that despite a recession they're bringing intern talent on board

[glad thunder]

Nah he got a good performance review and that’s why he got offer

[pure mauve]

No, pan works hard. He earned that GE

[peak ferry]

no way fb gave him a return bc of social media clout lmao

[glad thunder]

He said he knew about return offer for a few weeks but couldn’t say anything till now

[normal palm]

ƒb changed its name because of clout

[peak ferry]

I refuse to acknowledge their dumb new name

[normal palm]

all im saying is that they value their brand name, it has a lot of value that they previously tarnished

not taking anything away from fryingpan tho big congrats

[peak ferry]

I should grind more I want to get the W too

[latent sun]

When the codesignal score is high but only when it doesn't count

[pure mauve]

Yeah it’s still less than .1% of interns getting return offers

[latent sun]

yessir

They say its 10-15% of class

idk how accurate that is bc that ranking was a few years ago tbh