#2023_grads
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My amazon oa was harder lol

Mf aren’t you at BB
has anyone not gotten their Amazon final scheduled? But got an email requesting your availability?
Same situation for me
Citadel oa was lc medium/hards for me
I'm hoping i get a final scheduled soon, but I might ask if they consider a new availability for me.
I got lucky w rng but I’ll probably get ruined in citadel phone
yeah, i submitted my availability a week ago
I got a medium in the phone was pretty ok
I submitted my availability on the 21st of August
@peak ferry did u get citadel offer!
nah still need to do finals where I will probably actually get clapped
Good luck!!
I heard citadel final is really rng, some ask pure leetcode, some ask really hard OS Trivia
I've heard lots of things about their process are rng, yolo

and ig they found it 💀
Holy
rng was not on my side 
omfg LOL thats insane
Homie exploited the block thing too hard
bloom institute 
just deleted all my alts, your sacrifice was not in vain 😔
Block opened new grad apps?
no
its a codesignal link that can be spammed
anybody knows what kind of LLD questions amazon asks ?
if a codesignal were to expire tomorrow, could you take it up on that day, or does it cut off right at midnight
and Do they provide functions also, or its just like - design a vending machine
LMAO
Ur lucky u got off easy
Whats adequate time? Like a day in between each new test?
Was it really the same test for 11 times?
yes 💀
Do companies choose the test?
good ol bloom institute of technology
i can take a codesignal on my main account 2 days from now
lets see
YOOOOOoo
thats a good idea
except my next expiration date is actually within 2 days 😭
yea
Is Bloom the truth platform?
Amazon manager i know wants to put in a placement request for me, will that get my new grad offer rescinded? there's some language that says you can't reach out to teams for placement after accepting offer
just got an email that optiver filled their spots 
yea ... idk if theyre trolling tho lol its so early
it might be that theyre not giving any more phones or something
or they just sent me the wrong rejection letter
@uncut epoch they do
i think codesignal knows its a sus link now cuz of me 💀

Has amazon slowed down hiring
my recruiter just told me that apparently amazon is done
isnt amazon never done
damn if amazon is done then its time to do a master degree
there's absolutely no way lol
lmao ur super normal 50% of the time and complete troll other 50% no in between with you huh
my planet earth recruiter told me youre never getting a job @smoky lodge
yes
unironically funny but you shouldve doubled down
having class this late 
It's 5pm not that bad
I start school again next Tuesday
Tbh excited
Im kinda rotting from sitting around trying to leet code and apply all day
Just finished HRT and have a provisional 848 score too
so lets hope i get at least a phone interview lol
I have classes at 9 pm
That is not late at all lol
are you taking adult classes or smthin
bruhh i didn't realize that palantir karat had to be done within 7 days
i scheduled it for september 30th

same
scheduled the karat for 30th?
damn thats far out
i heard that karat isnt that hard
allegedly
yeah the karat
im scared bruh i feel underprepared so i wanted to push it far out
also bc i wanna prep for Gs stuff
i heard someone say once
youll never feel prepared
but tbh there are a lot of bases that i havent covered yet with leetcode prep
I need more time to study so i know as many types of problems as possible
I didn't feel prepared and passed interviews. but it's def a state I think is reachable, it just might be much more work than necessary
yeah tbh
rn id say tat if i was given an interview
id have a 40% chance of passing
passing = both problems right, optimal
ay that's solid, line up 3 interviews and you probably get a job
no glaring mistakes
there's a lotttttt
like i went into amazon in the spring feeling prepared
for example i haven't even done one linkedlist or stack question in python, i don't even know how to make one
or a bfs/dfs
well same but that type of logic made me feel better about doing interviews
youre right
even if you fail most your interviews, you only actually need to get one offer
yea...... that is behind tbh
i can do it in java tho
pretty easily
but im trying to do everything in python this year
BRO this is the funniest shit, I literally was googling how the queue interface works in python during an interview and got the W (I asked if I could and they said yes)
and do it in python
like in java a stack is just Stack<Integer> s = new Stack<>() but i don't know how to do the equivalent in python for example
youll get a feel of python data structures
collections.deque()
for me
i can use deque as stack or queue
im lazy now so i only know how to use python deque
if you need a pure stack you can just use a list, if you want a queue you should use deque
i think if i get a tough complex question i'll just fall back on java if i don't think i'll be able to do it freehand in py
yeah do waht youre most comfortable with
i hope the interview doesn't care if i swap back and forth 😂
it could lowkey be more impressive if i can flow between 2 languages easily in one session
I actually used the queue Queue which is not what you normally want to use in python rofl-- do not be me. you should be familiar with the normal datastructures ur language provides
id use java
the main nice thing about python is that python does not give a FUCK what data types you pass into stuff like lists and sets
as long as youre consistent
and building lists, sets, other standard data structs, is super fast
and simple
java is a serious meh/10 for interviews because of how verbose it is tbh. I've done & passed interviews in Java, it just makes me sad
cuz interviews are time constrained
Where does it say that?
its in the email
i looooove python honestly its so much more fun to do LC in
i passed amazon with java
i would not have been able to do that question in python
even now
same
Don’t see it in my email?
When will I hear back from palantir 
when did u apply
i applied tuesday, crickets for me
I gave my karat on Tuesday 
I applied to palantir Aug 21st and got karat email Aug 29
if that helps with timeline
yeah that helps, thanks
I got a completly different email
so about a week ish
wtf lol
@weak latch does that also count for doing the redo
Cuz I schduled mines for 7 days but I probably will do redo
my recruiter just told me palantir is done
Why tf have PaLantIr PuRsuIt
PLEASE PALANTIR dont cuck me
s o is karat like
i stg this years cycle moves so quickly
a real human being
yeah
talking to you
but outsourced
I’d feel very bad being cucked this far into the process
Gedeon is literally a troll lol.
bro not even 20 minutes go by and this chat falls for the exact same troll
y? earlier in the season they basically said we are gonna hire hella people
Cringe.
gedeon gets paid to be a troll
I am yet to hear back from recruiter after karat
@rain patio bloomberg has me scheduled in october bruh 💀
and capital one power day earliest was November
cscareers.dev is your one stop for getting through the interview.
fuck it im doing my palantir karat on monday
if they close they aren't gonna flush out the pipeline right
like cut off those already in the process
they'd just close newcomers
this aint google brev
The reason I fell for gedeon is that I heard interns being flushed out after the recruiter said they’ve filled the head count
has anyone done gap OA
Pretty easy
yall are being fucked with
so I did something dumb and I asked my goog recruiter if headcount is something i should keep in mind when scheduling my onsites if i get one and she goes "you should focus on finishing your school year strong and then doing the coding sample and see from there" 💀
quick bozod
asks a question
gives a completely off answer
Is this how recruiters are programmed?
how about we just ignore FUD until official news comes
and keep banging our heads against the wall hoping for something to work out for us this year
yea it's not really worth thinking about, shoot out apps, do the process, and see how it goes
instacarts application page looks terrible lol
instacart got new grad out?
is capital one OA hackerrank or codesignal?
Codesignal
Code signal
oh i see
Just to confirm for Karat I can request a re interview right after interview right?
just bombed an interview with two Leetcode questions I’ve done before
but they might re-open depending on how many renege
i thought you had class
yeah on linkedin
this role: https://instacart.careers/job/?gh_jid=3697872 ?
I was insta-rjected lol
5 business days
anyone have a link to the SpaceX new grad app?
its closed
my recruiter told me snowflake is done
Does anyone receive Amazon’s OA after Aug 8?
my recruiter told me gedeon's "trolling" is getting old and isn't funny
application submitted 😭
amazon hasnt gotten back to me too
Bruh 
anyone got amazon OA yet in US?
I interviewed Monday 10am pacific and still under review as well
for C1's code signal you can get by with high 600s from what i've heard which is literally only getting the first question fully corect why would you cheat it for C1???

man i hope so
im getting real sad
4th day now
imagine they drag this on for another week
😱
you should take out your frustration by withdrawing your app
so there's more headcount for the rest of us
remember kiddos
if you have any uncertainty about your app at all
reject it
Can u dm me a screenshot
if you have an offer do you only apply to places that you think will give you something better
yes
for some reason i have work off on monday
once u hav an offer u can b mor selective
but here's the thing right
because i feel like even if i don't get a better offer, so long as it's relative to the one i currently have I feel like i can use it negotiate more money from either company
Tbh new grads dont have much leverage in the first place. You can try to go for equivalent offers for negotiation but I would personally only aim for better companies. I dont enjoy the recruiting process at all.
but like for instance, say you have a 135k offer from somewhere. if there's another place that you think could offer you 120-130k i feel like it's still worth applying there for negotiation reasons
if u tink its worth then apply
you just aren't greedy enough
i want money
lowkey yeah
i want to feel like i could solo carry a start up with development ability
you should be negotiating regardless
not saying i would ever do startup work but i want to feel like i coulld
missing out on a lot of money by not doing so
i will gift everyone in this channel amazon prime if portal updates today
i was here
bet?
how bad is peak6 oa
two lc questions i didnt even know how to start to solve
lc hards?
one hard for sure the other just seemed implementation heavy but i ran out of time, med/hard
i know some ppl get the same questions but idk if everyone does
got it
oh boy any folk here stressed about that roblox final
I feel like negotiation has been hella nerfed for newgrads
I decided to do asap and got it end of sept
skill issue
^
NG offers are either non negotiable or band constrained
could be capping tho idk
everything is negotiable except death and taxes
yeah i have 3 offers and every single one is non-negotiable
But maybe you just have to be more goated than me
If you have multiple offers and want feedback, you can ask a question and get help from me on Taro: https://bit.ly/taro_questions
➤ Tech compensation explainer: https://youtu.be/wqdpzu4Oa2I
➤ My internship journey: https://youtu.be/t5v_mP89Aic
➤ Math for each offer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LnYpldAXzShyqpAGlc3trAAAX9l1xkaJ89RB...
i mean negoing basically only works if you have competing offers
and huh really?
tldr mf negotiated to like 250k tc in 2014 for newgrad
are they big tech
was it 250k tc at the time
or it appreciated
with RSus
250 offer letter at the time not adjusted
only 250k? pffft
2014
I'm retiring from interviewing
Its not and offers weren't as high as they are now then
Yeah prolly
try 1.5 million at jane street
so true
what is considered new grad?
@cedar nebula btw amazon rejects faster than they offer from what i've seen
i graduate in August 2023 should i apply for new grad?
graduating in Fall 2022, Spring 2023, or Summer 2023
keep in mind some companies require spring graduation tho 👍 but yes you can apply for new grad
sounds good. thank you
what do u guys think about delaying grad bc this recession is screwing w everyone rn?
If you would be graduating without job maybe but it could get worse for a while
No guarantee its better in 6 mo or a year
And you can't postpone for 2+ years
Was considering the same thing, I applied to a grad program and was accepted, but I really wasn't interested in more school
which school
UIUC
oh nice, i guess if ur just doing general swe its not worth
or unless this recession is rly bad then i would do it
yeah, like even now, its not terrible
I started applying at the end of july and have gotten 2 offers and a couple more interviews on the line
while some big companies aren't hiring, I feel like its still ok
which offers?
amazon and veeva
VEEVA
veeva systems
Veeva deez nuts
oh nice
also hoping for a return offer, but idk cause of hiring slows rn
amazon still hasn't gotten back to me yet wtf
return from where
how much is veeva?
uber
I got confirmation for an offer but they won't tell me specifics until after background check
but I would assume somewhere between 120-150 tc?
thats weird but fair enough
probably towards the lower side
yeah
Uber will probably come through with return since they have NG open
yeah, however, ive been talking with some interns and some didn't get return offers
its contingent on headcount per team, but I think its really dumb how they are hiring ng and not giving return offers for some ppl
Hiring interns you dont have hc for if they perform well is cap
and they would rather hire a ng than move an intern who did well to a different team
thats just spending more resources for no reason
"lets spend more money recruiting a completely new person who will ramp up slower than the one who has worked with our infra before"
Yeah idk why he assumed growth until now
noone holds for the 6x for the public companies either
I just thought the 2014 offer numbers were interesting and the room for negotiation
what was their tc and location? they come to our career fair but never really looked into them
I feel like the window is smaller now
I don't think bands were as rigid of a thing then
Haven't given me details
gotcha thanks anyways
or are director/vp
Hey, does anyone know how is the SeatGeek final interview?
yeah principal/distinguished
idk if principal is even that high
but def distinguished
someday 
where do they go to school
went much better than the first time around though
previously:
q1 works, q2 broken until the bitter end, completely wrong approach
today:
q1 works, q2 works at the very last second
so i still have never seen what the "difficult" q3 is like

slow brain but pretty happy with the improvements
didn't even pass resume screen for palantir
They just dont do any research ig
that's more rng i think, just have to appease the ATS somehow
its k man
im gonna start to apply to 70-80k NG whenever i see one locally
What's Palantir new grad process?
not cut for 3 medium questions in 45 mins
OA, karat, HR, more technical, HM
hello @peak ferry
gonna get chocolate bar again
lmk if u guys want anything
hello 🙏 best of luck at other places
My uni numbers are 78 median 83 avg. Seeing that instead of some shill on a yt ad def tempers expectations
tyty
Got 2.5 Qs for karat Palantir but rejected 😦
just kinda nice knowing that yeah i've done my best given the timeline
waiting for update post interview is the worst feelin mane
Can you get me bubble tea
Lowkey palentir moral model is fucked
ok how much sugar
I still can't sleep at night 
wake up, get coffee, get snacks, play ping pong, go home
50% 
you can too with this one single step i did!
damn are you depressed
Probably not but if its the same as the others i dont need to
who orders bbt with 50 sugar
does bombing palantir help sleep? let me fuck up my next rounds rq
here for a good time not a long time
50% sweet is actually too sweet imo don't like it
I'm always depressed
bombing palantir and copious amounts of alcohol
gl sentientskillet
please leave some spare change for the rest of us
anything helps™️
dw I'll bomb it for the homies out here
bro the only thing that is appealing to me is the free food free drinks

lay pip
@peak ferry genuinely curious
how did you do med-med-hard in 45 mins
did you just type it out in 1 go and get correct answer
i feel like theres not much time to make a single bug
Anyone still waiting for Netflix response 
it took me what, 15 mins for the supposedly easy/med question?
pace off right from the start
well it was more like ez-med-hard for me and yes for the ez & med or maybe there was some trivial bug in the med but no core logic issues
She also works in marketing tho
i see i see
finished the first 2 problems in like 20min and sat and thunk about the 3rd problem for like 20 min and barely wrote like 1/2 the solution in 5 min
end was p stressful cuz I was stumped
i think what fucked me up on q2 was that i had the wrong idea and tried fixing it in the last 2-3 mins (it worked in the end)
How many of the big tech dream job influencers are actually swe
Probably a good number tbh
wanna log off irl tbh
It's just that people show these videos as a flex
They obviously do work
Just not in the video
tbh palantir was the speedy-est interview I've had, most places tend to ask a medium + followup
True
icic
ig I had one interview with 3 mini/diverse problems in 1 hr which is p similar
unrelated protip; freeze your kinder buenos
her office in chicago looks exactly the same design as the uber office in chicago
probably the same people designing tech offices in chicago
btw how did you feel about the roblox oa?
I just did it today and was definitely a unique experience
I'm just hoping they rejected enough people with oa that interview isn't a huge filter
Codesignal or Games
games
vroom vroom
lmao
yeah
I did bad on that one and still passed though so 🤷♂️
I think codesignal and car one are most impactfyl
make sense
Yo is robloxs code signal the general assessment?
You can reuse
LOL so when does she work??
they didnt even ask me that for my onsite lol
just did another behavioral during that time slot
yea
but theres supposed to be a "creative open ended problem" to discuss
but i think they fucked up what they told my interviewer or smth cuz i asked and they were like i was just told this is a values interview
?
Wdym
Ohhh
Nice
Hopefully we both make it to San mateo
Think you'll accept if you get it?
can I reuse one from any time? I have a good codesignal but it's slightly over a year ago
thats prolly too long but you can check
Normally companies want with in 1 year or within 6 months
Ah
Nice
Nah my only offer so far is bloomberg
Fair
Think you'd prefer google over roblox with good team?
Hey can you share, how did you prepare for OOD?
Same
I think roblox generally at 250k tc
I applied for google but I have 0 desire to ever go through team matching process ever again
Since I did team matching for fall 2022 intern and still am technically in limbo
But have low hopes
bad trend but past performance doesn't predict future results
Meh even if roblox stock drops tc without it is still pretty comparable
Does roblox do 1 year grants
could be a move if they do
rip
Metaverse overrated
or im wrong and it will be the death of us all
I have 0 faith in metaverse and only want to join metaverse related companies for the tc
Tbh
rephrase, wide adoption of the metaverse will be the death of us all
so the roblox values/creative problem solving interview is just behavioral?
1 > 0
sounds good to me
I'll have faith in the metaverse when we have brain vr
Until then vr for more than a short duration sucks
my virtual gf is waiting for me
No one here has had it yet I think
Oh whose sample size is the 1 lol
Marshmallo concert in fortnite ?!?!?!? 🤯
i dont think its supposed to just be behavioral
think it was a mistake in my case
technicals were medium
Did any of you guys get a confirmation email after finishing the "Untapped" questions for Duolingo?
I did basic design tagged problems on lc
no
does anyone know if bloomberg on-site is their final round?
There's engineering manager round after but you generally likely have the offer by then
Just FYI, you’ll only get verbal offer from BB cause they haven’t finalized their shit yet for 2023
I talked to my recruiter and apparently the hold up is the very high up management
^
https://jobs.bytedance.com/en/position/7138210801609591077/detail?spread=BSPP2KS -> Is this for for people grad in Dec 22 or is it also for May 23?
The recruiter responsible for me came to my school’s career fair lol
So I talked to him in person
He said that the problem is just the higher up management haven’t approve and sign
Gives me more time to interview
Also, no head count limit for Bloomberg
Recruiter says Bloomberg is growing like crazy rn. Literally no limit
The high rise office lowkey is a perk
A bunch of the nyc tech offices in them small ass buildings
my recruiter just told me amazon is done hiring
Tell your recruiter that it’s only day one of hiring. How could they be done?
wtf really?!!!
I just want that good free office food tho 😦
My real motivation for roblox
What is min codesignal for HRT i got a 728
my recruiter told me its time for gedeon to put down his phone and pc and find something productive to do
Bruh, on builtinnyc it says BB has free food. But they don’t. All they got are snacks like wtf
dont they got 3 nyc offices
Yeah I asked my recruiter and they said it's just snacks
Maybe lunch occasionally
So idk
Pretty fast
I think within a week or so
Yeah, but it’s all in them high rise office towers.
gotcha lol
Same
Nice
I’ve been waiting for my official offer from BB since June
Same
i got my bb phone next week and i dont think im ready D:
My recruiter say it’s the very high up management that hasn’t approved and signed yet
Hence the hold up
Just do bbg tagged questions
They literally just reuse them
Other relevant part is "why bloomberg"
ive done the top 10 so far. think ill try to get down the top 25 and call it good
i have done like 130ish easy's and 27 mediums . gotta buckle up but i am just bad at mediums .
I got some lc hard problems but they were also tagged questions
Also my theory is bbg final interview has a good cop and bad cop for interviewers lmao
🤣
Since one of my rounds had multiple interviewers
is cisco SWE1 for bachelors?
One was super nice
did your hm end up having any technical questions
One was super strict
Both of mine had multiple interviewers
so weird
Huh
Yeah. The coding on site
I had 2 interviewers for both rounds who both asked me a question
For me it was tech round with multi, coffee chat with swe, and hr
I've heard it's a bad sign if hr doesn't show up for your bbg final
But idk
I believe so
They showed up for me and I passed
Some people had hr along with em
Really
Hr was same day, but they didn't tell me for some reason
So I had to ask an interviewer if I had more interviews the same day
It was weird
Ye
Mine asked me if I could stay for an hour more for the hr
EM round is also looking for culture fit. Some people do get rejected that round
Rly
Yeah
They’re waiting for the official offer
Literally just me asking questions
Recruiter told me that once I get the official offer, I have 2 weeks
My em barely even asked anything
You know its cap because Amazon doesn't give u a recruiter
Did yall have harder ones
Mine asked me to pick a project to have a technical discussion about
Oh yeah I had that
And we kinda went in depth on one of my projects
Guys, does Tiktok only have SWE in Test or is there a regular SWE too?
I can't imagine staying at a company that long
I think what is really important is to have an answer for “Why Bloomberg”
my recruiter told me bloomberg is done hiring
My recruiter told me that I’m actually dead.
Lmaooo
My recruiter told me uber is done hiring
Tbh I feel like I'll only stay at bbg for 2 or so years
Before moving
Idk
I've been trying to get an Amazon interview scheduled for like a month
Still nothing smh
Since I passed oa
my recruiter asked me to have sex with them
Cs major moment
fr fr I like men
bro if you've got a swe salary and are salty just fly to europe and get some prostitutes
True
sarcasm?
only girl in my capstone group
PORTAL UPDATED
con: group of chads

pros: dont have to do any work bc they think i cant do anything
REMEMBER TO TURN DOWN THE OFFER
my recruiter told me 20+ apps -> 0 offers is done
@smoky lodge's recruiter told me Amazon is out
facts! this is going to sound bad but im so used to it after four years of this
im just a weak girl to them lmao but do any of them have a FAANG offer like me tho?
bruh what
chad moment
you should tell em that
be like ayo where's your faang offer 
if you cant beat them be them
more like if you can't be them beat them 
and then they try to spin it like they came up with the idea
i mean i could tell them but like whats the point tbh
omg my portal !updated
Project is meaningless fr unless it's gonna win university wide awards
right like if they wanna do everything be my guest im just chilling
my school has a mini-capstone class and there was 1 girl in our group of 5 dudes and she prolly did the most work by far on our frontend 😂
I'm not a girl but I made a really big mistake partnering with two people who were already friends, for an AI final project
They ended up doing everything without telling me
yup that's how it goes, cs people are weird
Any way, here’s a clip where she hulk twerks
I'm never plus-oneing into a pre made group of friends again
Was a terrible idea
I learned nothing from AI
is this real bruh LMAO
i've never seen a friday portal update
yep
she hulk is actually a fever dream LMAO
megan the stallion exists in the MCU
people on twitter blew that shit up like 💀
Just speed run
just speedrun it in 15 minutes
Interesting. It was super consistent around when I was applying in spring
yeah
one more week lololol
you interviewed on friday?
its automatic lol
lmao yall keep updating the portal
Doesn't it just email you when the status updates?
1-2 days after
yes rejection is faster than offer
idk I have yet to interview with amazon
portal update happens faster too if its a rejection
in the spring i got my offer on the 15th of march and then people who interviewed in that week all got waitlisted 💀
so i interviewed in the last week of actual offers 💀
Amazon wait list was crazy
Like wtf is this shit? College apps?
see I am the kind of person, if after a full week it has not updated, I would just call my recruiter lol
i didn't even do college apps lol
i got guaranteed admission at my school
so it was just a formality
I regret trying for college apps tbh
lmao
It was a waste of time
college apps were so dumb looking back on it
💯
honestly we're probably going to look back on this recruiting cycle and think sorta the same
Tru
fax
tbh waiting a week in business is pretty common

amazon doesn't necessarily make decisions the same day
I feel like job search is diff from college search is because the applicant to vacancy rate for jobs is much lower, and you apply to like 50 jobs, rather than 10
bc everyone who interviewed you has to go into a meeting where they decide if they wanna hire you or not
But it's also similar in many ways
Gunning for the best
Constant stress of looking at portals
Anxiety
The fact that both processes make a big impact on your future
my sister is a recruiter at aws (not student programs, she couldn't even see my application status) and i think it just depends. she recruits for senior engineers though so its probably a lot different
True
Tbh I've lowered my standards, as long as I don't make less than I did at Amazon
man why did I choose to go to school in ohio
down in ohio
OSU?
yeah
I guarantee you that if I get an Amazon OA I’m basically done
I actually really like the school
My mom is a recruiter at Amazon and she says you’re all gettin rejected
Where tf is my Amazon OA
but columbus tech isn't too great
I wanna stay here to be with my girlfriend
tbh prioritizing relationship over career
but it obviously isn't an easy choice to make
yeah that makes sense student programs is like an entirely different part of amazon recruiting
Amazon's done hiring bro, there ain't no more for u
Oh no the no hiring thing doesn’t apply to me
lmao what, Amazon always hiring tbh
i can confirm, im yakhubs mom
amazon will always have jobs
portal updat eboys
Nah I'm just pulling an uno reverse on gedeon
with all the ppl getting PIPed theres always a place 😂
Epic, very cool
whats the point of having a lot of money if you have nobody to spend it on
It's all speculation
Don't read too deeply into this stuff, and don't think of your timelines one way or another
she hulk is kinda hot ngl
Don't try to interpret this stuff, it only stresses you out more
she hulk the baddie
there is a female hulk? since when
thats what Im thinking
sounds like a rap lyric lol
My cars lmao
I want a GMC truck, a BMW m2 coupe, and a Kia minivan
My 3 car dream garage
sheesh too many vehicles.
invest it, donate to charity idk
yes this is true they decide right after the interview
but HR has to process it, write up the offer, find a team for you, find a location for you, etc etc
I really want the GMC truck
Invest it to get the market average return of 8-9% and then retire in 20 years at 40 with around 100k to spend a year for the rest of your life
so it takes a few more days after
A cope for people who've never driven one before
Mercedes ain't the same as Honda tbh, another level
Tbh this semester I'm planning on cockblocking myself to motivate my grindset
No dating, all hustling
therapists
oh god so true lmao
I do that already by just existing
when does McDonald's SWE app open?
I think of value in terms of how many prostitutes in Amsterdam I could hire
Like instead of dollars I measure wealth in this
Doubtful tbh, but I respect your personal preference in type of car
close discord and apply to 200 places right now
i saw a post on blind today about this guy wanting to retire at 22
grindset
on a more serious note, at least personally, I find it hard to strike a good balance between relationships, careers, and hobbies. adulting is hard
We don't even have 200 places open
fucking idiot that dude
he got super lucky following wall street bets, won big on AMC and etc
wants to take a break for a year or two and travel the world with his gf
Honestly to be obligation free and live life while you're going is an amazing privilege, but what tf is he gonna do when he spends all the money and it's time to do stuff in life again
he had already graduated college he's like 6 months into amazon
homie has 6 million after taxes
honestly...
I remember reading about a guy who signed like 30 job offers and none of them found out until like the 1-2 months later but at that point he had already made over a million dollars
^this is my plan
i kinda think he should take a year off to travel and then come back
he said he can put like 85% into some kind of investment account (???) and just profit
never underestimate people's ability to lose money -- tho i didn't read the post maybe they're actually gigabrained about money
I had plans to visit Tokyo in 2020, but then COVID 
Thankfully COVID is over now, so
I can travel to Japan soonTM
the way he made it seem was like he was constantly generating revenue from his investments, so i think taking a year or two off is good but retirement at 22 prob wont happen unless he keeps getting super lucky
The kid is naive, even though I envy that he gets to enjoy life to its fullest with his money, taking too long a gap is career suicide
could be 0.1% or 99.9% kek
$6 million is pennies
but why give up amazon for a year of traveling when you can take that year of traveling any time in your life? if you have amazon NOW wait until you actually want to leave and then travel and shit
LOWKEY I WANT TO
im going to japan for grad trip
I mean with 6M in post tax assets he literally doesn't need to work a day in his life if he doesn't do stupid shit with his money
when do you get signing bonus?
What's the big deal with new grads wanting to travel to Japan tbh?
we're weebs
Ah
is Japan still closed? wtf lol
Can't relate there
In all seriousness I actually know someone irl who makes 18-20 million dollars a year
i dont even watch anime i just wanna try all the food 😭
I think they have required tour guides that follow u around which is kinda lame
I wanted to go to France, Italy and Germany and check out motorsports culture
damn, well I guess they managed covid better than us lol
Europe has cool ass automakers and motorsports heritage
oh shes real??????
nah they have hella local covid now, so it's p silly at this point imho
In the last year I have probably seen more hentai than actual anime. How down bad am I
i promise i just typed "anime girl profile picture"
like covid was gone in the US around late summer 2021 tbh
Covid is never truly gone
"gone" since everyone stopped caring
yes
last time I put a mask on....December 2020
yes thank you
I've never thought about traveling to Japan before,
my bf is super into anime he wants to go to universal in japan bc its kinda anime themed apparently
I want to go on a celebratory japan trip after I accumulate enough vacation days-- but alas I imagine the friend I wanted to go with might want to go with their SO instead lol
I wanna go on a motorsports vacation in Europe
And visit Monte Carlo, Monaco
Sounds like a goated place
Even though their f1 race sucks
Is there any apple positions we can apply to?
pick a rando from tinder to go with you easy
Search "early careers" in apple job site, and find ones that you're interested in
Universal Studios in Japan is pretty cool
anyone take palantir oa
just wanted to go with the homies 
its a diff vibe
Where does one buy slaves in the 21st century
lol I say "homies" but group trips are such a pita, it's like hearding sheep
Move to Mauritania
fr group trips over like 6 people never really work
yea we had 5 people and that was about the limit lol
tbh ideal number might be 4 bc you can fit everyone in a cab
Group outings suck if there's too many people
You need a somewhat small but super tight group(I've never had before)
i went on a trip last spring break with like 15 people and by the end of the trip half of the group weren't friends anymore
has anyone taken the imc video interview thing
I visited Houston last year, the “trafficking capital of the world” but I couldn’t find anyone who was selling
just behaviorals?
I heard there were some technical questions in there
also 9 questions being short is uh... not what I expect
If you can’t literally buy slaves, are you even wealthy?
oof only Gold Nova Master 
i'm DMG
Move to Mauritania bro
i just stumbled upon the amazon office while walking back from work
imma barge in and ask where my offer is (/s)
If I find out that anyone didn’t turn down their Amazon offer I’m leaking their social security number and banking info
just walk in, give em a firm handshake, ask for a job, and you'll get an offer by the end of the day 💯
I’m not im just personally insulted that I haven’t been sent an OA
It’s because the management is scared of me
They know I would rise up and challenge their positions in just a few weeks
lmao what its only 9PM on the east coast
day not over yet
I guess if you live outside the US, then yeah its Friday lol
you took amazon 2 x 60 right
sheesh
gl man
weren't you amazon intern this past summer though?
goated
you got past all the ahoys
resume reject or interview?
oof
im sorry
this year was the first year ever i wasnt resume rejected
out of 6 apps
that's not true
i told them to hire you and reject me
they swapped it probably
kekW
finance stuff



