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I’m just intern 
Twitches benefits are pretty good
Coinbase answer you yet? ❤️
My final is tomorrow 🙏
Anyone had an interview for Intel before?
Thanks man
I think I’ll be okay as long as I don’t get bodied by rng

Incoming @ coinbase 🤣
He got in when amazons band got increased
And he got the highest band
Very close to l6 tc
Sheesh moment
Anyone knows how much hp pays in canada? 👀
Definitely not 150k
low
😂
Just go get Stripe and give me a referral
Im ok w getting paid as low as 200k 
HP?? like the printer brand?
Yee
I thought HP is known for being a Computer electronics company
But for a candidate like you probably 135k minimum
yee I'm just having a laugh mate

Idk they dm me on linkedin for a front end position
And they said based on my "front end experience"
And i just started to learn front end like a week ago 🤣
HP or HPE?
I can refer u to limantoro
Nah that company already declared its bankruptcy
dk if this has any meaning for his/her case specifically but from a recruiter I talked to @ TD, if a company uses YOE to determine SWE level and they count internships, then if you already have 1 year(hypothetical) before uni and get 2 in uni, you can usually skip NG roles cause they have a quota set in place for NG roles to only hire with N YEO
ScotiaBank makes you do answer 4 questions with video and audio just to apply 
I'll have 2 YOE I should apply to TD 
cracked
Does Salesforce generally have fall internships in Canada?
I don't think any of the canada ones are out yet. Do you remember when you saw them last year?
Yeah
Is anyone maintaining a repo of canadian fall internships?
@subtle storm
Thanks!
hey guys, quick question: is it fine to do an OA for a position you will be available for in 6 months? (new grad OA now, but graduating dec 2022)
U should 👀 leave amazon to me
🤣
yo my bad, I know this isn't really the place to ask for university advice but I need it and since you guys are all experienced within the field it might help.
Is going to waterloo for math over lets say over carleton or UTSC or UTM for CS worth it for som1 already experienced in CS and with the goal to do startups/work at unicorns or do research
for reference if i go UW math i would be doing a combinatorics and optimization + Pure Math or Stats double major with a CS minor
Waterloo will give you access to an amazing school board. And if your going to be in math coop, you’ll be doing 6 internships
You’ll just lose a lot of sanity + develop a lot of imposter syndrome.
In math, you can still take cs courses as well, so it won’t be that bad. Just you’ll be doing a lot of math proofs… aka you either love it, or you hate it
^^
As long as it’s coop, I would take it
If it’s not, then go somewhere else
Waterloo is a shit school
Only redeeming quality is its coop
Hope that answers it
yea its with coop
@worn moss if you want to ask more questions about loo, you can dm me
say less tyyyyyy
do u guys think ill be disadvantaged cause im doing math and not cs or ce or se @weak gazelle @frozen umbra
wait you're in hs
?
and you got ws phone
Yea
Yea had uoft on resume
Ty
when is your phone?
3 days ago now
Anyone done the ScotiaBank video application thing?
Never seen that type of application before so just curious
you can click through the video questions with a fake email
it's 4 questions
1 minute each i think
How come?
Preach 
All schools in Kanadha pale in comparison to the Yu Es of Ai tbh
Cause I went there, and I know how shit the profs teach…
That’s pretty much every school. uottawa sucked as well big time
You also need to know that your in fucking Waterloo… our campus looks like shit
At least Ottawa has a decent looking campus
Really? I thought it was small and it sucked
Carleton was way better tbh
¯_(ツ)_/¯
uOttawas library looks like a Soviet building
Your only going to be in e7 if your in engineering
My laptop charger exploded there 
yea
ik
too bad a 97 isnt good enough waterloo engineering
Else you’ll be in rch, Mc, or fucking dwe
They all don’t have ac
Or functionally working ac
all good ill just be in cali most of the time cause ima be landing insane internships, right?
I mean that sounds just like my school, except the CS courses here are probably worse
If you can get Cali within your first three work terms, I’d be impressed. That’s like a top 5%
i have a couple friends in uw who did
ik som1 interning at you.com making 65$/hr
first year
lmao
You’ll probably only be considered to Cali big names at like 3rd year
@frozen umbra how is operation escape Canada going 
Which is like 4-5th coop
I’m already out
Got my diploma
Mf lucky
Gotta get tn soon
teach me ur ways plz
I get mine until June
Cali first year is pretty insane. But again definitely lot of RNG involved
It’s not really insane… it depends on company and if you have citizenship
I know people who live in Cali who got Cali first year
yo whats the best sequence btw im thinking ima do sequence 2
I think Cali is overrated. But maybe I’m coping cause I didn’t get any interviews during my entire Waterloo career
No clue, I was in engineering
do u not choose in engineering?
I feel that
this is it btw
You get assigned either stream 8 or stream 4
Yeah but I'm talking bout Canadians
o damn mind if i dm?
yea sure
Wait where are you heading to?
Simplisafe at 🅱️oston
bawston
Sadly but I don’t think it’ll be as bad as Ottawa
Boston winters aren't much better than Canada
Yeah I don’t think so as well
Canada is either snow or construction season
No inbetween
construction started weeks ago outside my place
Well fuck
At least I got my Fjallraven jacket 
if you're used to Ottawa winters you'll enjoy even a slightly milder winter
Bless tf up 
yea thats what im leaning towards but if i get a fall internship i get put to seq 4 and defer the first term of uni so if i somehow get ws ima have to either try deferring it to later if they allow me or just straight up reject it and if that happens im prolly gonna regret it for a while
maybe try and defer WS to Winter so that you have at least one semester of CS
yea ill c im prolly not gonna even get the next interview so it wont matter ima keep applying for fall internships for the interview experience tho
imo its the best after UOFT and UW CS and arguably better then UOFT depending on the person
How’s the BMO bank Oa?
My cb final got rescheduled to fri rip
First interview for fall?
Should be ez pz
Less companies you can apply
Wish I didn't skip Rippling/Bitgo OAs earlier
Well more like less big comapnies
I wouldnt worry too much about pay as an intern
Just go for something that has a big enough brand name
thats just my opinion
Yeah honestly thats true
Assuming we'll make real money at ng anyway haha
I really want Salesforce
But I always get ghosted rip
My gf turned down Cisco merakis offer for Facebook, and meraki was paying wayyy more money than what FB was offering
Oh well FB vs Meraki is an easy choice haha
dude, i didnt even know Salesforce was a big company until like last week
not really... fb was offering like 40 cad an hour
40 cad??
I would still take FB tho tbh
Does Intel US sponsor J-1 visa for Canadians?
They have so many positions posted... I don't want to waste time applying to each one if they don't do visas
The only people I know who worked at intel worked in their canadian office
So probably not
I see
I'm guessing Cisco doesn't either. I got resume rejections for the US positions but not the Canadian one
What school?
cisco doesnt sponsor J1, but meraki does
UBC
O wut I always thought other way
I think you were my TA in 317 last term
Wait wut LOL
I havent heard of anyone getting cisco US
Yep, it was Meraki that rejected me
How do u even know who I am
But everyone I know that got into meraki was in the US
Ohhh ur in all the ubc servers that's why
And I think meraki only has offices in the US anyways
I can see your name through mutual servers
Has anyone worked for KPMG Lighthouse as an SDE Intern before?
Got an offer but cannot decide whether I should accept it
Nice nice haha
anyone do google soft dev interview process and make it out alive ?
I recently did it
I got sent to HC but still haven’t heard back yet
Use the coop board postings if u have access
It's separate pipeline
(I'm also ubc for reference)
Yep here's a tip if u can ask for google meet
Do NOT interview using ur cell phone number
I do but the software ones are all 8 months, which I can't do. I did apply to the Toronto postings which are not on the coop board and don't say how many months they are for (so I assume 4 months). I was thinking about applying for the US positions but there are a lot so I was wondering if they sponsor visas at all.
Nice, how was snapshot
Not bad, same level as other hackerrank OAs
No test cases though you have to write your own
is this part of this server?
why not
Ah interesting
Looks interesting for game devs: https://jobs.lever.co/skyboxlabs/790b1e57-135c-4097-986f-862060fe27a9
This role is reserved for a student looking for a 4-month co-op or internship starting in September 2022. SkyBox Labs is currently looking for a Software Engineer Co-Op student to join the Halo Infinite Team! You will use your C++ programming skills to make meaningful contributions to Halo Forge. This role will be both challenging and incredibly...
wait why not
Anyone know how many interview rounds MS does?
Full time or intern?
intern
I think 2?
I dont remember. I can ask my friend
I think it was 2 technicals then he got his offer
I see thanks
Did u hear back for fall?
yep
For that position that was up for 1.5 days?
I think thats the one
Bruh where’s mine
maybe soon 
I'm bad at leetcode, I probably wont pass em
How to pass MS resume screen 
MS resume screen is rowdy... How to pass 
Resume screen is rng
if UBC + Amazon + Goog gets resume rejected, no hope for me with UBC + mid 
Bottas > Russell
idk i might be msft blacklist 
I get resume rejected by Microsoft every month
I haven’t applied since Jan
But every month they remind me they don’t want me 
goat
You have to write you’re willing to die for them in cover letter
Get RBC tatted on your face
Snowflake Toronto 👀 : https://careers.snowflake.com/us/en/job/SNCOUS6140228002EXTERNALENUS/Software-Engineer-Intern-Toronto-Fall-2022
I think their new grad positions are out too
their OA was java/c++ only and it was pretty tough
Time to get destroyed again
Does zoom hire remote intern from Canada?
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Doesn’t specify location
Wondering because they ask me whether I need sponsorship
Snowflake OA nothing but PTSD
KOHO is going to be posting a Junior role soon if anyone is interested, heard from a friend
Zoom is alr full for fall from what someone said on the server
Can ng 2023 apply? 👀
Not sure loool I would imagine they’re looking for people rn
Sadge
Me incoming @ unemployment
honestly theyre helping you
rbc is weird and they never interview for anything
idk what theyre looking for
and their culture and job shit i heard is ass
bru i just want anything
Banks suck
Koho better or worse than Neo?
nothing can dethrone Neo
Neo coming for Coinbase next watch out
I think other way around
also idk if I got Coinbase offer, i finished but it had bugs at the end 
fml I spent way too much time talking

Hi, I was deciding between universities and was wondering if I could get a second opinion. I am deciding between UW math and UofT CS. My main goal is industry + having the opportunity to work a quant role.
UW math with co-op?
yeah
Uoft CS is no coop, so I would aim to get internships externally during the summer
You will get it I trust ✨✨😍😍
Honestly 50/50
That’s tough then, I’m leaning towards Waterloo
No coop is poop
How'd it go
I finished but there were bugs at the end
So it took forever to debug
And didn’t finish debugging
So no follow up qs either
Not great
You reached a solution but wasn't 10000% correct
Take UW. UofT CS is HARD to make sure you stay in. I think you need to be like 70% to stay in
Not too bad 🙏🏻🙏🏻
You should be fine
It's more about your approach and personality vs getting optimal
^^
Could go either way
Me too 🙏

go uw math, im going there :)
I have friends that work there and they really like it
Do you know how much they pay?
~100k+
For junior?
Yeah think it’s on the lower end of 100 tho for junior
Nice. That is objectively better than $45k.
Maybe 90-100?
But yeah, and a lot better benefits and stuff
Neo is a joke honestly
I think u mean Jane Street is NYC’s Neo
LMAO I heard that too... "Devs get to choose what to develop on"
Does anyone know when will Google start review applications? The fall intern’s application window is from 5/9 to 7/2. Is it recommended to apply now or a month after my summer intern at Amazon starts?
Or does Google allow me to update my resume after I applied?
google takes forever, their process is slow.
it helps if you have a referral o/w its mostly luck. All the people who I know did internship with google waterloo had referrals.
no you can't
Google resume screen is rng
Thanks that’s so helpful
yeah rng
I used the same resume, 1 season reject, next got OA lol
yeah its stupid
lol
pure rng
i have an OA this year
i had one in first year
then never again
And then theres MS that just ghosts me and sends me rejection email like 6 months later
yeah me
me too
lol
got a rejection from microsoft EVEN with a referral
so weird lol
Recruiting is rng
All we can do is try to improve our odds
it is
i got twitch oa last year but i didnt understand the question
something with xqc pokimane hashmap etc
if pokimane: del system32
zoom always rejects me
For fall?
New grad
It was auto iirc
No clue
I got a canadian recruiter reach out to me for amazon
but I ignored since was only looking for US jobs
must feel good to live life in easy mode
Wdym easy mode?
when u can ignore recruiters
Any of you applied for Microsoft fall Intern @ Vancouver?
The application open window was so short... I saved it on LinkedIn two days ago and it is closed now
I applied but I'm sure I won't hear back like the other 1000000+ times
said an incoming @ janestreet
microsoft > jane street confirmed
msft canada is too gud
anyone did coinbase newgrad onsite recently?
godamnit i missed it
we need a 2023 newgrad repo for Canada
good joke
Is Tim hortons hiring
They actually hire swe interns
But only for summer I think
Panago Pizza pays the big bucks in Canada
Imagine working in Kanada 
Is it a good intern program?
No clue, I've only seen the job postings
I’ve never seen one 
Their parent company is RBI
That's what I'm referring to
Yeah I just noticed
Does anyone know how a capital / global markets offer from a big bank looks like? trynna see what the tc is like
I think RBC Capital Markets internship pays 30~35
While ft in nyc pays 120k usd
I think
yup I got lucky lol
ur working from canada?
bro... fuck
i might just try and gun for one of the capital markets for summer '23, too
either faang, unicorn, cisco, or one of the big banks markets
Lol there's a big difference between banks and faang tho
As a new grad if you got an offer that pays quite a lot at the high end from a no-name ocmpany (liek similar to FAANG levels compensation), should you ask for 5-10% higher wiggle rooom?
It doesnt hurt to ask for more. As long as they can negotiate
Can I dm you about my situation
:3
Is there alsoa tempalte for this 💀
There’s no template. And I would prefer not to be dmed about it
Do you have other offers that you can use to negotiate? They won't budge unless you give them a reason to
all good @frozen umbra ! ty regardless!
Hmm ya @old ferry but its much lower than my current offer
But to be fair my situations a bit specific I think, can I dm you :3
ya go ahead
Bro I always ask for more even when I don't have a competing offer
I say "I'm asking for the highest amount you can offer because I have student loans to take care of and I would like to pay that off as fast as I can so I can start this new chapter of my life with a stable financial foundation"
Works every time 
for machine learning, data science, computer vision related jobs do u think a computer engineering degree will hold more value then a math one? I got into both at waterloo and i have no clue what to do. Math is wayyyyyy more interesting to me, here is what i would be doing(mock up) https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kNvmG7Su7qiXWMj0YNg9wUhQg0x4uiHqff22HFSquao/edit?usp=sharing as compared to CE https://ugradcalendar.uwaterloo.ca/page/ENG-Computer-Engineering where Im drowning in hardware and science courses which i heavily dislike. So I'm leaning towards math but im worried that I'll be disadvantaged
As long as you have coop, take the one that you think will enjoy more. I don’t think you will be disadvantaged that much by being in one or the other for the field you just listed
Yeah those fields has a lot of math
what about swe
cause prestige and reputation which ik shouldnt matter but it does to me and idk y
and parents
they look at math as if everyone who does math becomes a math teacher
@frozen umbra can u share ur opinion on this plz
Uhhh. If you want to go into Data science + ML, math is more flexible
CE if you want to go for more embedded/general software jobs
So like Computer vision type of stuff, you wont learn anything about it
Basically, in CE, you wont learn anything related to ML and the computer vision type of tuff until like Fourth year/third year if you overload. Our course load is heavy as fuck. So be prepared to be grinding non-stop if you want to do that
However, I know some of my classmates got into Data science positions.
Its all up to how hard you try in getting coops, meaning how much you grind side projects during your coop/academic terms
I would personally go into CE, since you'll have and find a closer knit group, than in math, where everyone is so spread out.
@worn moss i hope that helps
You can DM me more questions if you want about the CE program
it does ty
LOL
You asked for a template didn't you? 
That one's made me thousands
good template 🙂

I have 3 wifes 4 kids and bunch of debt
Pay me more plz
Sounds like wordpress and shopify 🤣
lmk if you're looking for a fourth wife
Only way I'm getting into Jane Street is through marriage
No im looking to sell some
Too much work
apparently they take "Godot experience" which is a... Game engine...
Theyre making games?
Sounds interesting
"custom solutions for your business made in record time"
🤣
It seems like a consulting company more than anything
That want low maintenance
Products
smfh
Well if i was first year then i would take anu dev job that pay
Ye
Nooooo I was in 3rd year 

cracked and jacked

Really? I thought theres a hiring freeze
Ramp, BitGo, Wealthsimple to name a few as I was skimming lmao
And recession is coming
A lot of US start ups are hiring waterloo seniors
Must be nice 
Meta hiring freeze af
I need ur looworks 🤣
I think big techs hired too many ppl
They are slowing down now
For suuuuure
Hopefully ng 2023 isnt too baddd
Tech had its fun in 2020-2021
I mean they should hire ng more agressive than interns tho
By then recession will be over and our RSU will moon 
small companies are fine
big tech was expanding unreasonably over the pandemic and now it’s virtually over
But hoping will not be as easy as b4
hiring bar won’t be as low for places like zon
Considerring high schoolers are taking over the industry 
but a lot of people that slipped through the cracks when the bar was low will get pipped
^^
yeah fr zon on your resume will get you so many interviews later on
Not sure how zon return offers are like, but pray its no on the same team 
It is unfortunately... Switching means interview from scratch
Ah, so like apple
Nah i think they will do team matching again for new grad
Frickkkkk that's crazy
for canadian office?
Fr? I have to check
SDE1 is L3 for amazon right?
Unless ur prev team explicitly say they want u
Sde1 is new grad to 2 years exp
So it can vary
but she accepted her offer december/janu
U can start apply for sde w 2 or more years of exp
Coinbase 
Dm @timid tartan for cb referral
External hire get more than return offer 
Who knows with a recession
That would be nice
Amazon is the highest ng in Vancouver
Nooo... I want remote so I can live anywhere
Hence Coinbase 
Calgary 
111k base, 33k(1st year) + 34k (2nd year) sign on, 110k stonks vested over 4 years with 5 15 40 40
Thats my friends offer from Januaray
150
150 first year
¯_(ツ)_/¯
They should give more on first 2 years and give refresher
What do you mean?
And yeah, metas new grad is like:
110k Base
20k sign on
120k RSU/4
120k usd rsu*
Assuming toronto location
Like they can give 25 25 25 25 or sthing and give bonus stock if u have good performance
I think fb and google have stock refresher
They purposely do this shitty vesting, so people stay longer
my friends twitch offer also has the same shitty vesting
Well lots of them quit with in the first year
🤣
which means, they save the RSUS lmao
Im pretty sure you cant
Well they call intl students in canada cash cow
but idk anymore
Does it mean we are kings 🤣
Enjoy your 401K
Ur intl or canadian?
I think u can still keep tfsa if ur canadian?
Canadian
Shut up -_-
I don't even have the offer smh
Not yet
Just a matter of time
Heck ya !
where's that? Is that like a suburb of Edmonton?
The disrespect 🥲
I love YEG no cap
also is anyone else stoked for the Battle of Alberta?
Yeeeeeee LETS GOOOOOOOOO
BoA is gonna destroy my friendships 🤣
Where is game 1 of BoA?
Calgary
gl getting tickets LOL
also McDavid played 27+ min against LA game 7 and I watched a lot of that game. He looks unstoppable
Calgary is definitely the much better team tho
Fak...
Johnny hockey
but McDavid wins every matchup
Hahahaha go to the red lot
flames are my team to win the cup this year, even though I really don't want them to
HYPE
Good pick! Haha. Flames beat Ottinger that goalie was unreal
Probably best goalie performance I’ve seen in my life
what happened to the leafs this year heard they have a good team 
yeah he was unreal, almost won that series lol. Dallas high key worst team in the ploffs otherwise
100% I still think LA would’ve been easier than Dallas just due to the goaltending
would like to see Marky and Tanev lift the cup
otherwise am not a fan of the flames needless to say
Tanev was out last game, hoping he’s back for Wednesday
hi
cant wait to acc have this 
Hey has anyone done the WS technical ?
For internship or NG?
For internship final, they just ask standard leetcode easy-medium
Its really easy
Let me try to remember since its been like 8 months
But it should be something pretty easy like Valid parentheses, and how many moves to make input to a valid parentheses
its really easy
I think they asked some questions about my previous internships as well
I didnt really vibe with my interviewers
They were so damn nitpicky with my syntax
like I forgot whether .size() or .length() to get the size of some object
and they were like "why are you using .size()? Is there a reason?"
and did that the entire coding interview
I think I was their second choice, but I would have declined them no matter what lmao
Not a company I want to work at if theyre asking me on syntax, when I can just google if i forgot...
I got an Oracle offer that term
so I was gonna take that over them any time
wait whend u do ur phone
is this for fall?
Yeah for fall
my recruiter lowkey slid me through to interview
I had a phone with for another position for my last term and she just slid me through here
new to the channel hello from Toronto
Hello guys, I am an international student studying computer science in the US and I interned last year at Intuit. I am applying for job opportunities in Canada starting next year and does anyone of you know what the process is for getting a work visa and how probable is that a Canadian company will provide me with an offer considering I am an international student in the US and they will have to sponsor me (I am not aware of the work authorisation process in Canada, any help would be appreciated).
I think when you apply to some companies they ask you if you need a sponsor to work in _____ in their application / or just bring it up during the interview.
Splunk Vancouver is out for fall
ty Kawhi
oh yay another chance to get resume rejected by splunk
^ amen
damn i did phone but i didint get anything back
its been more then a week so i prolly got rejected
heard the technical portion of the interview for ws is just two leetcode easy's
gl hope u do good
thanks yo🙏🏽🙏🏽
it isn't
its just one problem
For intern it ranges from same day to usually one week - not sure about FT
Is it general role or was it team specific?
Good luck 🙏 if you want to know more about sap can dm me
they asked me same thing in 2020, thought I vibed well with the interviews and did well in the interview... i see you are from uw, look what happened next lol
I got the same comment
were you ranked
Yup
lucky
no way they wrote this lmfao
It’s been ~2 months for me and no answer yet… someone asked this question a couple weeks ago. Most said it took a long time (months), but some said ~1-2 weeks… so cant be too sure
I’d say go with the other stuff… i considered myself rejected and moved on. Idk who to send emails to sorry
How long does BMO take to respond after you complete their one-way video interview part?
i did the take home assignment at lookout
wondering when ill hear back
its second week of no reply
@fickle juniper hey any advice for the coinbase interview? is it a standard leetcode format?
guys whats a good time to start applying for summer internships or like whats the earliest a company will post
and how hard is it to get a j1 student sponsorship?
Some places open for summer in september
the company that hires you will usually initiate the J1 process with a sponsor of their choice. you just have to submit documents, sign some forms, and answer a few "essay" questions (30 min max). pretty straightforward unless you are not a Canadian citizen, then you need to interview at the US embassy as well
September ✨✨
snowflake takes canadians?
they do 👀
If you get past that OA yeee fo sho
ye i passed out
So you're human like the rest of us 🤔🤔🤔
Incoming @ 2sigma I'm calling it
waiting for @timid tartan to collect those hft offers 👀
Where did the Coinbase referer go. I'm still waiting 😭😰
...
Stop spreading fake news duh
@timid tartan made his move on linkedin did u see that? 🤣
....
Stopppppp lmao
Yoooo I already had like 80 connection requests today
I still have like 20 ish stacking LOL
Oh that's you???? Top post on my LinkedIn not lying
make a post

i'll laugh
Wait what
Bruh LOL
what can i say
Yeah I'm at Circle this summer
steven is a celebrity now
@timid tartan your post popping off
And no I didn't renege anything wtf
toooo gud
Who said I renege -_-
yesterday circle's recruiter called him and begged him to come back for full time
he said no
Idk why it blew up
respect
Like wtf
Nah this is fake news
100% fake lol
wha i swear i just saw u announce coinbase or was that som1 else
u said the same thing when i told u that u would get cb offer
who's fake now
duhhh
Yea that's (probably) me..but Coinbase is for fall
oh bro y u announce so early lmao
I mean, you were just lucky
👀 traffic
I needed to attract recruiters' attention LOL
damn me lucky 69x times in a row
gs tho hit me up with a referral once ur a new grad @ cb making 200k+
sorry for being lucky 
(plz)
@timid tartan goat of the server
Nah definitely not lol
thats debatable cuz he will take down cb server in fall and their stock will go back to 0
@storm stream if you sent me a connection request lmk your name

I have too many requests
I didn't I figured you're swamped lmao I'll dm
or he can just send u his linkedin
🙂
duhhh
time to be a youtuber
from sending request to other ppl to getting 25 connections requests
a day in life of a circle intern and incoming cb
🤣
You become a youtuber at L5
when you're done with the grind
and start selling courses
Gonna replace the TechLead
divorce first 👀
Nah, this is a gud TechLead
uh huh
"How to take down a large scalable server @ coinbase" - steven 2022
tech lead wondering why memorizing leetcode didn't make his wife stick around
LMAO
he needs "touch grass 75"
🤣
Coinbase stock 1 week after @timid tartan starts: 📈 📈 📈 💸 💸 💸
or it will be 0️⃣
-_-
LMAO
LOOOL
Screw Luna
Screw USDT
Buy USDC
Gogo USDC ftw
LMAO ayo @timid tartan can you edit cb database
As a gud circle employee I'm gonna endorse USDC
change my luna into literally anything else
LOOOOOOOOOL yeee USDC is the way
endorse USDC and get USD back
typical circle intern
🤡
Ye jokes aside, USDC is actually more stable than USDT tho
At least recently
Yea idk either
That's why Circle CEO literally roasted USDT
He said smth like "Stable only by name"
🤣
😂
iirc USDT is backed by DN
DN?
What's DN
Deez nutz
?

💀
notjohn is a neo intern
I got trolled lmao
yo i saw ur linkedin post @timid tartan , congrats man, goat shit
damn not only coinbase but coinbase sf
Bruh what
too guud
too gud
-_-
cuz his team is in NYC

but he likes SF
????
so he put SF
Wait what
👀
Wtf are you on LOL
a chair
NYC > SF no lie
And yeah thanks xD
ikr 👀
Nah nah lol it's just kinda a bait
🤣
Don't mind that loool
Early bankruptcy, yes
to look out for
There are a shit ton of them
I am currently writing a research paper
dm Steven for referral
say less
-_-
Neo Financial
but you have to be cracked
they will hiring freeze soon 🤣
not even @timid tartan can make it through resume screen
i dont see their boot in the mall near my house anymore
Ye too hard
🤣
But they just became unicorn 
say less
me and my beautiful resume will pass
did the booth people get pip'd?
this isnt complete
maybe 🤣
(I just needed a reason to plug my resume to get some feebdack)
You don't have HFT forget it... Neo won't look at youo
I own a HFT
its called Ashfund

Better returns that Luna?
Good, see you at 2sig
should I commit or no?
if u got published in some conferences
it would help a lot
I have a lot of stuff I could be doing so I wanna make sure I am using my time wisely
would it have resume value
for sure it does
research is pretty fun i get to work w/ a lot of people
more than my JA experience? 👀
fix your resume and add metrics like I keep telling you 
bro I havent finished it
what is JA ?
french was fucking me
Janitor assistant?
team leader
My next linkedin post: Incoming JA @ Neo
LMAO
id say so
thats a case no thanks
Incoming Sanitation Engineer @ Neo
thats me
They call. I pickup. Said it was Neo. In my head I was like "wow a unicorn in Calgary, nice.". Then the recruiter said "Are you okay with $15/hr with unpaid overtime?". I laughed in my head and said "No, sorry. Bye."
look at my 6 pack 🥵
ez 200k as ng 
Wdym 200k
It's literally 1000k
congrats you just ruined your entire career
coulda been at the next GOOG
Is this for real?
u coulda got paid 15/hr and worked 60 hrs for the exp
Like literally 15/hr?
Rip I missed out on being a millionaire
- you have to use your own computer
neo is a joke
thats the thing
Yea its legit. She said they needed to confirm funding from goverment before confirming the position too xX
LMAO wtf
👀
funding from govt LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO




