canada

[steel escarp]

Are u selling weed? 👀

[tawny zephyr]

yes

low price

meet me behind the school

[storm stream]

Weed legal in Canada

[novel dome]

He’s got the weed to ace JS interview

[tawny zephyr]

no way

[steel escarp]

So ppl smoke sneaker and ticket now

I see

[storm stream]

[tawny zephyr]

I got homework to do

but not the willpower to do it

[steel escarp]

Fk homework

[novel dome]

Imagine doin hw

[storm stream]

Homework is a funnel to faang

[tawny zephyr]

I have 88% in eng and sci and 94% in funcs

[storm stream]

Go do it

[steel escarp]

I lowkey think schulich > cs

[novel dome]

Business > CS

[tawny zephyr]

70% in french

[novel dome]

CS ass

[tawny zephyr]

french ass

fuck french

[steel escarp]

I saw most of the interns from too companies at our school are from schulich

[storm stream]

Nah dude I spoke to her she said UofC was useless.... She learned everything at Microsoft

[steel escarp]

Bro

Her first internship

Was at bb

🤣

[storm stream]

LOL facts

[steel escarp]

She got reached out by a msft recruiter

She didnt even apply

[storm stream]

She went to Grace Hopper conference in undergrad

[novel dome]

BB to msft to JS

[tawny zephyr]

imagine being so cracked u get reached out by recruiters

[storm stream]

She met recruiters there

Not thru school lmao

[steel escarp]

Ye but i mean in general

Schulich kids grind more

[fickle juniper]

have you thought about not doing it??

[tawny zephyr]

no

I need a good grade

I dont want the belt again

[storm stream]

Don't have to be cracked just need 1 good exp and the floodgates open

[steel escarp]

And cs kids post reddit about graduating w no internship

[novel dome]

How does it look like when a recruiter reaches u?

Is it just them going “hey u looking for summer coop”

[tawny zephyr]

a message we both will never see

or me

u will

[novel dome]

Nah nah just me

[storm stream]

They send you LinkedIn messages begging you to apply

[steel escarp]

Did u get sthing?

[novel dome]

What if they msg u then auto reject u 😉

[steel escarp]

W amazon and those big tech stuff

[tawny zephyr]

💀

lmao

[steel escarp]

I feel like u shoulda got a lot by now

[storm stream]

Noooooo I haven't put Amazon yet I start Monday

[tawny zephyr]

does IBM take high school juniors for co-op

or nobody knows

if anybody done it

[steel escarp]

They do

[tawny zephyr]

or know anyone who has done it

[tawny zephyr]

I think I have a pretty good chance then

[storm stream]

Ash did you fix your resume from a few months ago

[tawny zephyr]

yeah

wanna see

[storm stream]

Spray and pray you never know dude

[storm stream]

Yeah DM I can look when I'm not on my phone

[tawny zephyr]

kk

[steel escarp]

Refer him to ur prev companies

👀

[tawny zephyr]

lmao

I am making a list of companies

anyone know any

bro I have so many project ideas now

[steel escarp]

Most of them hire hs in summer

I think

[tawny zephyr]

and have connections in em

[steel escarp]

U can do summer of code in google

[tawny zephyr]

not looking for anything in the summer tbh just co-op

[tawny zephyr]

no

[steel escarp]

Or those open source from companies

[tawny zephyr]

18+

[tawny zephyr]

I would take it if the offer is too good but there would be a lot of legal complications

[storm stream]

Ash I thought you're American

[steel escarp]

🤣

[tawny zephyr]

I am

[storm stream]

Oh LMAO

Welcome to Canada

[steel escarp]

Work for momo

[tawny zephyr]

thank you

[steel escarp]

Hes hiring

[tawny zephyr]

lmao momo tryna hire some random kid online

with no experience?

💀

[storm stream]

[steel escarp]

The only thing momo has is money

[tawny zephyr]

dads job transfer

and I am not really american immigrated from somewhere else but yk

[storm stream]

Where did you move to

[tawny zephyr]

lived most of my life

there

[tawny zephyr]

in canada? ontario

in sauga

it is

I am getting my gc soon

I dont want citizenship

[steel escarp]

Yo neo got 185m funding

[tawny zephyr]

I just dont want to get fucked with legal complications

[steel escarp]

Is it a unicorn now?

[tawny zephyr]

maybe

idk

[storm stream]

Yeah somehow

That's why we laughing

[steel escarp]

Oh it is

5th unicorn in calgary

Still pay 45k for ft dev

[storm stream]

[tawny zephyr]

only 45k?

[steel escarp]

Wonder where all of those money go

[tawny zephyr]

@storm stream if u saw it then any feedback?

[tawny zephyr]

someone needs to pay the execs amirite

[storm stream]

Give me a few hours

I'm not home

[tawny zephyr]

no worries

take ur time

I thought u read it

cuz u asked me

[steel escarp]

Wheres ur customer obsession

[tawny zephyr]

if I am american lmao

[storm stream]

[steel escarp]

Ur pipped

[storm stream]

Lol no I just remember from a while ago you told me

[tawny zephyr]

ah icic

[fickle juniper]

Wait how old are u?

[tawny zephyr]

bouta be 16

gimme 2 weeks

[storm stream]

Cracckkkeedd

[fickle juniper]

Oh what LOL

[placid dawn]

i applied to msft this morning where the fuck is my OA

[tawny zephyr]

I expect uber eats from all of you guys here

[storm stream]

Ash so what happened to MIT that got nerfed?

[tawny zephyr]

I am so bad I cant even get MIT

[fickle juniper]

I wonder how long until this server is full of HS doing LC mediums

[tawny zephyr]

😎

[storm stream]

[tawny zephyr]

~4 years

[steel escarp]

Hs should be banned from this server 👀

[tawny zephyr]

I am not hs

[storm stream]

We need to retire before people like ash put us out of a job?

[tawny zephyr]

I am secondary school

[fickle juniper]

Except Ash of course

[steel escarp]

They put me under pressure

[tawny zephyr]

maybe in like 30 years

[steel escarp]

Im shakingnow

[oblique crater]

freshman in uni and below should be banned from leetcode

go develop social skills

[fickle juniper]

No more CS students

[storm stream]

Ash fr make some good friends bro the good money will come don't worry

[steel escarp]

Go get girls

[storm stream]

I see too many lonely kids in cs

[fickle juniper]

Just us taking all the work

[storm stream]

It's sad

[oblique crater]

bruh the stock market is crashing tech might not be so lucrative soon

[steel escarp]

Ye

[storm stream]

Stocks will be on sale soon? Sweet

[steel escarp]

🤣

[fickle juniper]

@tawny zephyr go do your homework and build a website and side business

You'll be more cracked than 95% of ur peers

[steel escarp]

Sell stuff to eth

[oblique crater]

lowkey need a side biz

[steel escarp]

Make money

[storm stream]

Shark tank -> Neo

[steel escarp]

Why not just shark tank then side biz

[tawny zephyr]

I am thinking of making one

[storm stream]

Dragons Den 🤣

[tawny zephyr]

I have an amazing idea

it doesnt have the potential to be the next google

but potential to say the least

[storm stream]

Dragons Den is way better change my mind

[fickle juniper]

What is ur idea, pretend were the sharks

[tawny zephyr]

wait 2 years

I will tell u my idea

[storm stream]

I offer two doge for 5%

[steel escarp]

Just make some bs to go to sharktank and get some fame then do side biz

[storm stream]

Wadya say

[tawny zephyr]

how much is 2 doge even worth nowadays

[fickle juniper]

U had me here, heres $25 million

[storm stream]

Less than bubble gum probably

[tawny zephyr]

[tawny zephyr]

fr?

wtf

its worth .16 cad

[storm stream]

Sounds about right

[placid dawn]

penis

[tawny zephyr]

how many inches

or wait

[storm stream]

Don't answer

[tawny zephyr]

how many centimeters

[storm stream]

That's a case

[tawny zephyr]

canadians amirite

[storm stream]

[tawny zephyr]

I love how I can say the randomest shit to people and people hesitate because I am a minor

[placid dawn]

average canadian is like 3 inches

[storm stream]

Yes it's metric here

[fickle juniper]

I think u mean centimeters

[tawny zephyr]

average should be 1 inch

3 inches is too big

[placid dawn]

micromilimeters

[tawny zephyr]

agreed

girls are expecting too much

oh shit I have a french quiz tmrw

well I am failing that class anyways

[storm stream]

Bro CHILLLLL

You're 16

[placid dawn]

just say bonjour and get A+

[storm stream]

Go play in puddles

[fickle juniper]

@tawny zephyr comment cava

[storm stream]

Cest banc

[tawny zephyr]

cava tres mal

girl asked me out

it was before I moved to canada

I was moving so we broke up

[fickle juniper]

Holy crap ur more cracked than 95% of this server

[steel escarp]

Btw have u thought about doing research at a uni?

[tawny zephyr]

next year at uoft

[steel escarp]

Some profs let hs be a ra

[tawny zephyr]

utm maybe

[steel escarp]

Paid?

[tawny zephyr]

I got alotta connections there

[tawny zephyr]

dont care either is fine

[steel escarp]

Because u sold them sneakers w high price

[tawny zephyr]

imma probs get ignored too

[steel escarp]

And baaaddddd quality

[tawny zephyr]

only?

[steel escarp]

I made my concert yesterday and made about 69M profit

[tawny zephyr]

thats sad

scalpers

[steel escarp]

Jokes aside

9200 is insane

🤣

[tawny zephyr]

[tawny zephyr]

fr?

I was expecting more

[steel escarp]

Well considering he just do it for fun

[fickle juniper]

LOL roasted

[steel escarp]

And in his free time

Theres no time commitment

Its good

[tawny zephyr]

imma kill my brother

bitch's so annoying

[steel escarp]

He might get js later

Ur buring ur bridge

[tawny zephyr]

hes more useless than me

[steel escarp]

Who knows

[sudden plaza]

big baller moves

[steel escarp]

His gf might be in js

[placid dawn]

tf is this scotiabank bs

[tawny zephyr]

what gf LOL

no game no bitches

hes like 11

[steel escarp]

Gay friend

[tawny zephyr]

12

hes like 12

[steel escarp]

Scotiabank is baddd

Rejected me twice

[sudden plaza]

yea scotiabank was too troublesome so i didnt do it lmao

[steel escarp]

After mendoing their stupid game

[fickle juniper]

Scotiabank hates competent devs, that's why I always fail their resume screen

[tawny zephyr]

is IBM good to work at @steel escarp

[fickle juniper]

No other explanation

[tawny zephyr]

no wonder RBC better

it offers internships for high schoolers

good enough fo me

[fickle juniper]

RBCs aight cuz they hired @weak gazelle

But they could be better if they didn't resume screen me

[fickle juniper]

Forget about all of these non-Neo companies

[novel dome]

Fck them

Rbc?

[worn moss]

they do

ur grade doesnt matter

[fickle juniper]

Bruh that's sick

[novel dome]

Rbc ded ass ghosted me

And I’m still upset

[tawny zephyr]

did u do it?

[fickle juniper]

I've never gotten a callback from the banks ever

They've missed their chance

[novel dome]

I got call back from 3 banks so far

[worn moss]

nah my friend who referred me to atlas, and zynga interned there when she was 15

[novel dome]

The worst was eq bank

That somehow ghosted me after I talked to a director

[tawny zephyr]

nice

[worn moss]

.

[fickle juniper]

Anyone here do final interview for Coinbase backend internship?

[novel dome]

Gl

Bentley Sustems

Idk abt car but if u ever decide to build a building lmk

[steel escarp]

Bruh 2x0=0

Me asian

Trust

[oblique crater]

@weak gazelle are you hiring for your side biz i’m being deadass

[novel dome]

^

[fickle juniper]

If I reneged Hubspot will you take me @weak gazelle

[novel dome]

does rbc hire for fall?

[knotty nova]

I think the rbc data eng posting is out

[novel dome]

ah sweet

no way rbc making me enter my info 💀

did they change their app process

my resume

[frozen umbra]

Yeah they do. Ive seen them way too many times in my school portal. Actually all banks hire fall and winter

[novel dome]

ah aight

[worldly ridge]

is there a list of big tech for fall 2023 internshiops

[lucid berry]

Dang, already thinking for fall 2023

[fickle juniper]

Fall 2022 just started coming out this week for Canada

[worldly ridge]

I meant

fall 2022

LOL

💀

[worldly ridge]

Yeha, is there a list for big tech?

For exmaple if I just search software engineer in linkedin, I would miss wealthsimple's job posting

[fickle juniper]

Not really, other than the one pinned on #2022_fall

[worldly ridge]

Thats US based though ya

[frozen umbra]

There’s no compiles list specifically for Canada

[fickle juniper]

I usually search “intern”, “co-op”, “software intern” or “software co-op”

[rich totem]

anyone here interned / worked at coinbase before / currently? Have a couple questions regarding the social life aspect of working there. dm me if you have. Looking forward to chatting with you 🙂

[sudden spruce]

does anyone know if wealthsimple can push fall offer to next winter? (don't have offer, just wondering)

[fickle juniper]

Anyone hear back from MS fall Canada?

It says apps are closed already: https://careers.microsoft.com/us/en/job/1334911/Software-Engineer-Intern-Opportunities -Fall-Term?jobsource=linkedin

[craggy moth]

I’m guessing there aren’t many spots, as people move summer to fall?

[fickle juniper]

Maybe, I’m more scared that they didn’t mean to open fall apps

Or decided to not have fall internships

[craggy moth]

does your Action center work, mine gives an error

[fickle juniper]

Ya same

[steel escarp]

I think for the summer they hired like 30 interns including non technical

Ig fall will be less

[fickle juniper]

Demonware 8months: https://careers.demonware.net/job/R014079/Software-Development-Internship-Gateway

[craggy moth]

So many Canadian postings are always 8+ months

[fickle juniper]

Ya unfortunate :/

Interesting thing is they’ll take graduated candidates

[steel escarp]

Demonware sounds like a cool company for internship ngl

Id love to work on their cod

[fickle juniper]

They’re a MS subsidiary now too

[steel escarp]

So do u write msft or demonwares on ur resume 🤣

[fickle juniper]

I prefer tilapia but cod is good too

[gloomy nymph]

Kanada

[gloomy nymph]

[craggy moth]

Demonware wants you to complete a Codility to be considered

[fickle juniper]

Demonware is a subsidiary of Activision-Blizzard

Which is owned by MS

[steel escarp]

It was ez lol

[fickle juniper]

Wait if @steel escarp thought it was easy that means it was like LC easier than easy

[steel escarp]

Fax

I remember

My first question was like

Return sum of 2 number

Like return a + b

I was like

Wtf

On the other hand my friend got bit manipulation 🤣

[worldly ridge]

https://www.coveo.com/en/company/careers/open-positions/internships/software-developer-consultant-intern-fall-2022/6116521002#job-form

is Coveo FAANG like / prestigious? Its in

https://github.com/ChrisDryden/Canadian-Tech-Internships-Summer-2022

oh nvm Geotab is in the list too

so I guess its just a tech company

[frozen umbra]

Yeah, ive never heard of Coveo

[worldly ridge]

why is this clsoed

ITS BEEN 2 DAYS

WTF MSFT

[knotty nova]

[fickle juniper]

same never heard of coveo lmao

[craggy moth]

Bruh, they want you to have 2 internships already done

and they probably pay pennies

[worldly ridge]

wgise tgus

oh

coveo

[untold nebula]

looks like they pay $25 based off glassdoor

[fickle juniper]

whaa??

I kinda wanna apply to see if I can get past resume screen + see what they're process is like

also maybe their intern class is really small so they don't want too many candidates applying

[craggy moth]

didnt you get past coinbase's resume screen, you'll easily get past coveos

[fickle juniper]

you would think LOL but also I've never passed the big banks even

so pretty sure just luck haha

[placid dawn]

anyone here got amazon oa

[craggy moth]

https://github.com/owen-duncan-snobel/Canadian-Tech-Internships-Fall-2022

Fall 22

[knotty nova]

Thanks

[tawny zephyr]

anyone here get any bitches

(joking calm down)

[atomic musk]

i interned there before, it's definitely not faang nor prestigeous

[worldly ridge]

thanks for sharing squid gamer :3

[gloomy nymph]

not yet

[tawny zephyr]

me neither

[gloomy nymph]

@tawny zephyr aren’t you in highschool? Lmao

[tawny zephyr]

[gloomy nymph]

They grow up so fast

[tawny zephyr]

I am in middle school

like 11 rn

[gloomy nymph]

Excuse

Me

Wait isn’t 11th grade high school

[tawny zephyr]

I am 11 years old

I am interning at AT&T this summer

[gloomy nymph]

Hory fuck nice

The earlier the better

[tawny zephyr]

nah I am trollin

I am in hs

gr 10

[gloomy nymph]

[tawny zephyr]

idk where I am interning

either gonna do research or intern at IBM

maybe co-op next year @ IBM

[tawny zephyr]

if they accept me ofc

[gloomy nymph]

It doesn’t matter what you do as long as you get a decent wage

Last summer I interned as a swe for 20 cad dollars

[tawny zephyr]

happened to me too

its super common

dont worry about it

yeah agreed

it was meant as a joke btw

[dark portal]

Thanks boss

That was only meant for you btw ^^^^

All of that

But you saw it now

[tawny zephyr]

💀 mb

but its true

mans educating other people

mad respect

[dark portal]

Lol I'm hungover rn so I don't know what else to do

I wanna see how it feels like to be drunk and high at the same time (last night drank a beer, 8 shots of vodka, and 2 edibles) and do leetcode questions

[tawny zephyr]

bro interviews the interviewer

[dark portal]

Hell yeah bro

The relationship is mutual

[tawny zephyr]

true

[dark portal]

Oh bro you're still in hs

I didn't read the full convo b4 lmao

[tawny zephyr]

lmao

[shrewd sphinx]

That is a great discord name bro

[vivid fiber]

Not that prestigious, but pretty decent imo

My friend interned there and learned a lot, plus is now interning at a unicorn

[worldly ridge]

ahh thanks :)!

[worldly ridge]

did he apply to us jobs?

I already have internships from no names here where ir eceieved mentorhships and learned a lot too

but I think another no name like coveo wouldnt add anything nice to my resume lol

might as well just chill in the summer yyah noe

[dark portal]

See bro... I actually ate edibles yesterday as well

Don't know why I don't remember that lmfao

[storm stream]

Get that schmoney man, and having one more internship on the resume is hella decent regardless of name recognition

[worldly ridge]

Oh realy? I was also told that its nto beneficial to do it if its not better than your previous internship

[storm stream]

What do you mean "not better"

[worldly ridge]

Prestige 💀

but yeah ur right it dosent hurt

to get more experience

[storm stream]

What about adding another tech stack onto your resume

[oblique crater]

has 9 drinks
idk why I don't remember that

your body hit the restart button after those edibles

[dark portal]

Bro we fell asleep in the lobby of a Hilton hotel

And then one of the guards came up and told us we can't be sleeping there lmao

[worldly ridge]

Yeahh that could be too, but what if its the same tech stack

is it still worht taking

do yuou think

[storm stream]

Then you get better at that stack 😁

Imagine future interviews

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

LOL

holy your right

go on...

[storm stream]

Better to tell stories from work experience

vs personal projects

[gloomy nymph]

Me irl

[worldly ridge]

i know

u ltieraly are

[vivid fiber]

It was his first internship, and after he heard back from Robinhood and a unicorn

He got an internship at the unicorn, which pays about 48cad an hour

[worldly ridge]

ahh got it, thanks!

[novel dome]

still waiting to attend their WorkShop before applying -_-

[tired pumice]

I got my first internship at a tech unicorn for the summer. What should I be aiming for in the fall?

So far I have only mostly been seeing banks. I have heard mixed things about that.

[gloomy nymph]

Aim for a job

[tired pumice]

wdym? Don't intern anymore?

Just one internship?

[gloomy nymph]

I meant aim for whatever internship that pays well

You’re young, explore and see what you like

[storm stream]

Aim for the best, but have a plan B and C and D...

[worn moss]

yo any1 know the early talent recruiter(internships recruiter) for IBM Markham

[steel escarp]

Victoria?

[dark portal]

ye it's her

[novel dome]

Anyone done Cisco OA?

[knotty nova]

normal cisco OA was pretty ez

just arrays iirc

[knotty nova]

same

[dark portal]

cisco pays 36 an hour and has a relocation bonus, right?

[novel dome]

nice nice

watch me still fail tho -_-

[frozen umbra]

Cisco or cisco meraki?

Meraki is like 67 cad an hour when they did remote

I think They’re in person now, and it’s like 67 usd

With a 10k usd signing bonus for intern

[storm stream]

Rumor has it Meraki auto rejected Canada

Unless Waterloo

😢

[frozen umbra]

Oh really?

But merakis full time offer is ass

Intern offer is way better than any other intern offer for pay

[placid dawn]

bru lucky mfs in the usa getting oas nonstop

from the sexy companies

while we get autorejected

[craggy moth]

and we get paid less in Canada

[gloomy nymph]

Operation escape Canada is on its way

[storm stream]

Operation escape to Seattle so it's still close enough that I can drive up to visit on weekends

... But still 2x my salary

[plush rune]

I got the meraki oa last year, I go to no name school

[left plover]

Was that with Affirm on your resume?

[plush rune]

nah

only 1 internship (boomer tech company) and some research on my resume at that point

uoft is target school

[cinder minnow]

Everyone ghosting cisco OA hey

I might go and just smash it out

[dark portal]

bro... where do i find cisco meraki postings for canada?

i've only found cisco itself lol

but what's the entire package for cisco (regular cisco)?

[steel escarp]

Loool u got lots of cool stuff w the boomer company on ur resume

I hope i will get something for ng as well

[fickle juniper]

Ohh interesting I always get auto rejected but maybe it’s just resume reject

[frozen umbra]

dw, I also got resume rejected :>

Last internship job search, no big name company OAs or interviews

[steel escarp]

Arent u from loo or uoft?

[frozen umbra]

Loo

[steel escarp]

Lool i thought loo + senior + couple prior internship is a deadly combo to get interviews

[frozen umbra]

just unlucky

In the end, i got only oracle lmao

[steel escarp]

Oci?

I wonder if canada has oci

I sae oci in the state actually pays insane tc for ng

[frozen umbra]

Nah, netsuite

The other company bought by oracle

[steel escarp]

Lool

[frozen umbra]

Netsuite pays the same amount as oci lmao

[steel escarp]

How much is it for ng?

I heard oci states pays 200k

Because of their rsu

[frozen umbra]

Yeah my offer was the same

it was like

120k base, 20k sign on, 240k rsu over 4 years

• some relocation and stuff

[steel escarp]

🤣

Oracle canada?

Or us

[frozen umbra]

US

GFs going to US, so only went for US companies

[fickle juniper]

240k rsu over 4 yrs what the actual fk

[steel escarp]

Lmao at some points i thought oracle can pays thay tc

I was like holy fk

[fickle juniper]

Is that 25/25/25/25?

[frozen umbra]

negotiated a bit after, i got 100k sign on

and yeah, its 25/25/25/25

[fickle juniper]

Holy shit

That’s a goated offer

[steel escarp]

Shot so its almost 300k

[frozen umbra]

Was going to match my facebook offer

[fickle juniper]

Ya crazy it’s still less than meta lol

[steel escarp]

Idk lol

[frozen umbra]

its not really less

[steel escarp]

I think best meta can get is 290?

[frozen umbra]

With the 100k sign on, it beats it by like 20k?

[fickle juniper]

Oh wait ur right

[steel escarp]

Yeee

[frozen umbra]

and its only 20k first year

[fickle juniper]

It’s 300k first yr

[steel escarp]

Whats ur location for oracle?

[frozen umbra]

After that, its whatever

[steel escarp]

Nyc?

[frozen umbra]

I was going to redwood city

[steel escarp]

Not bad lol

[frozen umbra]

I mean, I didnt take it in the end

But yeah, oracle pays well

Tho if your not working in OCI, some stuff get boring

I was surprised i got a return offer, given the fact that I basically roasted their product during their end of term review

[steel escarp]

U know how much oracle canada pays?

[frozen umbra]

Uhhh, when i was working as an intern

I got my pay to be 40$ an hour

Which is decent

idk what the ng offer is like

[steel escarp]

Thats sick lol

[frozen umbra]

Since I asked only for Cali offices

and they didnt have room for me

[steel escarp]

I wonder if i can ask ibm to transfer me to the state 👀

[frozen umbra]

If your good enough to get a return offer, maybe

My manager said a lot of good things, which made the cali manager want me

I think IBM typically gives return offers to the team.

[steel escarp]

Hmmm yeee my manager told me on the first day that job hop is good for my early career

Is it a good or a bad thing

[frozen umbra]

Not sure

[steel escarp]

What did u end up taking tho?

[frozen umbra]

Meta

[steel escarp]

Really?

[frozen umbra]

Yeah

my meta offer is like the same as oracle

Oracles normal offer is better than the regular meta offer lmao

[steel escarp]

I thought ppl are running away from meta

[frozen umbra]

eeer no?

well not sure

but id rather go for meta and do something else

[steel escarp]

Like some of the senior engineers i know in meta has started to hop again

[frozen umbra]

Well no duh

cause their TC dropped a lot

due to stocks dropping

But as a new grad, my TC is still the same

even if the stock drop before I start

Im always going to get 220k in RSUs

[terse tartan]

Actually rn going to meta is good

Since if stock recovers u get even more $$

[steel escarp]

I thinknfor ng its good if the stock drop a bit since u can get more shares

[frozen umbra]

Yeah, and worst case, if i dont like it there, i can just jump later

With meta on resume, it shouldnt be hard..

[terse tartan]

Graduating into a recession is a fully a 12head play

Actually*

[steel escarp]

Meta in resumenis big 🤣

[steel escarp]

Only for cs 🤣

Other majors usually get rekt

[frozen umbra]

Also, I decided to go to meta, so its just easier for me and my GF to find housing

Both working at meta, so can just find a palce near MPK

or wherever our teams will be

Also dont need to buy a car, since I can just use the god damn shuttle

[plush rune]

lul

[gloomy nymph]

Kânadhá

[worldly ridge]

is shopify gonna hire for fall internships

[fickle juniper]

Yes, they just opened

https://internships.shopify.com/

[worldly ridge]

ily @fickle juniper thx!

[cinder minnow]

Do ya'll fill in the message to the hiring manager for Shopify?

Or is it just not worth it lmao

[storm stream]

Shopify 😡😡😡😡

Way too much work

I'm mad I did the project and got ghosted

[steel escarp]

U did the crud thing in cpp?

Respect

[steel escarp]

Momo is malding

🤣 prob cpp or java = auto reject

Same but i didnt do it

[storm stream]

[steel escarp]

Shopify cant reject me

200iq

[fickle juniper]

50 lines? Mine was 50 commits lmao and I still got rejected

[steel escarp]

I didnt do it and she accepted mine

Get gapped

[fickle juniper]

Good thing is they didn’t really change it very much from summer

[cinder minnow]

Yeah if I do all the work and get rejected, what a waste of time

[fickle juniper]

So I’m just going to resubmit what I have

[storm stream]

Fuck Shopify their prestige getting ratiod by Neo anyway

[fickle juniper]

I think I know why you got rejected…

[cinder minnow]

factos

[steel escarp]

Do a cmd crud

If input = get then abcd

🤣

[storm stream]

🤣

[steel escarp]

This icon belongs to me and copyright 👀

Paypal me quick

[e-mail]

Quick quick

[storm stream]

UCalgary email is auto reject

[steel escarp]

Sadge

Time to move on and get a master degree

[storm stream]

Masters at Mount Royal

[steel escarp]

Wonder if sait has master program

[storm herald]

Yeoooo anyone know what the Wealthsimple process is like ?

[fickle juniper]

I do not unfortunately :/ but did you hear back?

[storm herald]

Not yet but my recruiter from my past co-op just moved there so she might bless me 😅

[fickle juniper]

LOL that is the best possible rng

[storm herald]

Ya pretty luck timing looool

[frozen umbra]

<@&868936794601828492>s Scam

[storm herald]

Might be able too lool , I’ll swing her email if she gets me to int or OA or whatever’s next

I’m also not tryna flood her inbox , but acc how is supposed to know it was me 😂

she*

[fickle juniper]

SCAAM

[worn moss]

i got a phone call yesterday for fall but idk if its proper, she was mainly asking about my education cause i had uoft on my resume and said incoming freshman so like i explained to her that and then she asked me a couple questions about my projects then said "I'll keep in touch"

yea dk lmao i just applied for fall internships cause i wanted interview experience didint actually expect something

yea

i cant really even do it tbh if i do get it

cause like at utm and utsc i cant take first year fall off unless i wna delay 2 terms

wdym by this

[worn moss]

utm doesnt have coop i have to apply externally anyway

[fickle juniper]

wow that's very impressive good on ya!

[worn moss]

did not know that ty, but yea idk the only uni i can defer a term and still start fine(only one term missed) is carleton

[fickle juniper]

i don't even want Wealthsimple that much, I just want some verification that I can pass the resume screen LOL

[worn moss]

i think she liked one of my projects

she asked me a bunch of questions abt it

https://insiderunlocked.com/Senate-Trades

[fickle juniper]

ohh that's defiitely something wealthsimple would want lol

[worn moss]

tyyyyyyyy

[worn moss]

yea ig lmao

utsc or utm still havent decided

utm saves me alot of money

utsc has coop

nah im from sauga

so i wouldnt live on res if i go to utm

I wanted utsg these guys deferred me in march

yea bro idk i had a 96.3 avg at the time im still confused abt it

[knotty nova]

Is a codility score linked to your email after youre done? I don't have to do anything after doing it and actually apply right? This is for demonware btw

[south rose]

Has anyone applied to a TN visa here

[craggy moth]

it auto sends it

[gloomy nymph]

x2

[knotty nova]

ty kawhi leonard

[knotty nova]

does coveo do remote?

[lucid berry]

yes

[fickle juniper]

Damn so many Canada postings that are 8 months

Even workday

[steel escarp]

Id take 8 months at janestreet

[storm stream]

8 months sucks

[steel escarp]

Better than 12/16 months 🤣

Id consider that ur lucky if u can find an 8 month in calgary

[untold nebula]

Use those 8 month postings as interview practice 😈

[timid tartan]

Man honestly I'd be confused if we could pass CB resume screen but not WS lol

[steel escarp]

Ubc of the east and uoft of the west carry hard 🤣

[timid tartan]

????

[steel escarp]

?????

5 ? > 4 ?

Me won

[ruby fossil]

uofc of the central carry hard too

[steel escarp]

Yeee uofc is the pipeline to neo finance

Canadian jane street

[ruby fossil]

yeaa newest and best unicorn

[timid tartan]

Idt uoft or whatever even matters

I only have random stuff on my resume as a uoft student

[deep swift]

where are you guys seeing canadian fall postings

[placid dawn]

i was getting tons of oas last year but im getting rejected everywhere now

idk if its a bad time now

[fickle juniper]

For fall?

[placid dawn]

i guess

[fickle juniper]

Falls barely started…

[placid dawn]

u.u

[eternal fossil]

wow

that man got the hookup in wealthsimple?

i feel like u gotta have some decked resume to get an oa even

[craggy moth]

he has 3 previous internships

[novel dome]

in dreams 🙂

[fickle juniper]

im pretty sure WS is harder to get past resume screen than Coinbase

[craggy moth]

WS is a smaller company and has less employees and I'm guessing they hire less interns

so they're more picky

[steel escarp]

Neo is smaller than ws

👀

[dark portal]

8 month coops are on average the best

4 months is too small of a time to do impactful work

[analog current]

bruh

[frozen umbra]

Depends on company, but you can do impactful work in 4 months

And project.

[eternal fossil]

This

At that point you’re working as a full timer but for wayyyy cheap

[steel escarp]

Lol lots of places have 10 weeks internship in the state

Which is 2.5 months

I think thats good

[frozen umbra]

Cry

[analog current]

@frozen umbracan i dm you?

[frozen umbra]

Sure

[idle tulip]

Anyone know of any good apartments to rent in downtown toronto (preferably 1bd/1ba) around 2-2.5k CAD?

[dark portal]

You can probably get a nice studio apartment for 2k

[halcyon dove]

Anyone interview with Air Miles before??

[dark portal]

For an intern position?

[halcyon dove]

yessir

[wide aurora]

Anyone waiting to hear from Amazon?

[raw crystal]

what stage and what role

[wide aurora]

NG

After on-site

@raw crystal

[raw crystal]

oh word, good luck! when did you take it

[wide aurora]

27th

And my portal still says under review 🫠

[raw crystal]

you prob will hear back this week then

you can try contacting recruiter too

amz recruiters are pre responsive in my experience

[wide aurora]

Recruiter gave me a generic response when I asked last week

Basically just telling me to wait

Kinda hesitant to contact again

Will just wait I guess

[raw crystal]

well to be optimistic, if your interviewers felt its a reject fs you would have known by now

could be delays based on headcount / waiting for other interviews to finish maybe

[graceful oyster]

Is this where all the canadian faang chasers are?

Canadian CS careers server is mega dead

[wide aurora]

@graceful oyster probs

Never heard of Canadian cs careers

[untold nebula]

its been dead for ages

[storm stream]

It was DOA tbqh

What faang you chasing mate

[timid tartan]

Does Amazon usually open Fall internship/co-op in Canada?

[frozen umbra]

Yes

[graceful oyster]

kinda fax it was dead from the start but I didnt really care until now

[graceful oyster]

Chasing that Amazon return offer

[storm stream]

Same tbqh... Just to use it as bargaining chip

[graceful oyster]

yeaa lol im really just trying use it as a good stepping stone tbh

hows Vancouver rn tho @storm stream ?

Pretty sure ive seen you in amazon Van channel unless im mistaken

[fickle juniper]

Not this yr

From what I heard from a SWE at Amazon

[storm stream]

Van is NIIICCCEEEE.. kinda rainy but the city is cute af

[storm stream]

Yee that's me lol

[frozen umbra]

Really? I thought I saw some in the Waterloo job board?

[fickle juniper]

I think for SWE apparently not enough teams asked for them

[steel escarp]

U talking about the girls? 🤣

[graceful oyster]

ayyyy nice to hear

some day i gotta reach van and see what its about

kinda regret picking toronto but live and you learn ig

[timid tartan]

Sadge

[timid tartan]

All you think about is girls smh

[steel escarp]

Duh should i think about you? 🤣

[timid tartan]

No, think about 200k 👀

[steel escarp]

Does currency matter?

[timid tartan]

Ye 200k CAD

Not Zimbabwe dollar

[craggy moth]

200k USD sounds better

[timid tartan]

Step by step man lmao

[steel escarp]

Limantoro could have that new grad offer

[timid tartan]

...

[knotty nova]

is so cute

[steel escarp]

> @timid tartan . Change my mind

[storm stream]

My stats are all 0s smhhh

[steel escarp]

Whatchu talking about ur office is literally downtown

[storm stream]

My office is a sausage festival

Hello

Help

[steel escarp]

Gud cuz sausage attracts girls

[storm stream]

[steel escarp]

Especially big sausage

[storm stream]

What about micro sausage

Press F

[steel escarp]

It should be in the microwaves 🤣

[storm stream]

Stripe Wish I think

[steel escarp]

They have cit toronto

[fickle juniper]

The ones where u have to move to the US

[storm stream]

Oh usd? None bro LMAO

The ones in your dreams

[steel escarp]

I think stripe?

[fickle juniper]

Apple

[steel escarp]

If u can max out stripe tc

[fickle juniper]

Yeah

If u can hit Ict3

[storm stream]

Which level tho

[steel escarp]

Ml ict3

[fickle juniper]

That's what my friend got like 216k or something

[storm stream]

FB 200+ in Canada?

[fickle juniper]

Nope

[storm stream]

Bruh

🧢🧢

[fickle juniper]

Not ml

[steel escarp]

Is it regular swe or ml?

[fickle juniper]

Undergrad swe

[steel escarp]

I saw ml ict3 hit more than 200k b4

[fickle juniper]

ICT3 apple swe max is 220k fyi

In Canada at least

[steel escarp]

Whats ur internship now

[fickle juniper]

If anyone's in position to nego

[steel escarp]

Twillio?

[storm stream]

Neo pays 45k if you max out bands

[steel escarp]

I heard twillio ng base is 95k

[fickle juniper]

I would do Neo for free for the prestige

[steel escarp]

Didnt u get stock as well?

[fickle juniper]

I would PAY to work for Neo

[steel escarp]

Ye

In their post

They said base salary is 95k

Prob 95 + sign on + stock

[storm stream]

Now good time to get rsu

[steel escarp]

Could be 95 + 100 + 50

[storm stream]

Only gonna go up

[steel escarp]

🤣

[storm stream]

Unless it's Neo cuz it never went down

[steel escarp]

U sure its not gonna disappear?

[storm stream]

It might who knows

Apple Amazon Google not going anywhere tho

They solid

[steel escarp]

Why not stripe

[storm stream]

Stripe WLB is sus

[steel escarp]

They pre ipo and tc is gud

[storm stream]

But business is decent

[steel escarp]

Are u gonna get sthing for fall?

Or just do ng grind

[storm stream]

What's your top 5

[steel escarp]

Sick get cit tor and refer me plz daddy

[storm stream]

Get JS and remember me

[old ferry]

ive heard nuro goes up to 270k cad

HRT coming soon

[steel escarp]

Dw if i get janestreet ill just use the backdoor and sneak u in

[old ferry]

Just internal rumors

Nothing official yet

[steel escarp]

No interview needed

Deepmind dedmonton?

🤣

Damn u hate dedmonton

Theres a deepmind in edmonton 🤣

[old ferry]

What are the salaries like?

[storm stream]

1. Coinbase
2. LinkedIn
3. Meta
4. Google
5. Twitch

[steel escarp]

More heard someone got 200k sthing

Its google company anyway

[old ferry]

Google doesn't pay much in Canada

[storm stream]

I think they hire Canada ya

Rip :(

[steel escarp]

No compared to us but u have competing offer they can match up to 190

[storm stream]

Ah shoot LinkedIn isn't Canada.... It's like 200k+ for ng tho

They in levels leaderboard all the time lol

Oh really?

[steel escarp]

Thy have toronto office

[old ferry]

Maybe first year only, no way it's 190 recurring

[steel escarp]

Loool

[steel escarp]

Theres no way u dont hop after first yesr

Prob 115k usd + stock

[old ferry]

1 year is pretty short haha, it takes some ppl up to half a year to fully onboard

[steel escarp]

9 months onboard and 3 months leetcode on pip

[storm stream]

150k cad

[steel escarp]

Sounds solid to me

[storm stream]

If GOOG matches then we good

They can be stingy af

You down to move to USA or nah

[steel escarp]

Thought ur plan was moving asap

[storm stream]

You loyal 😘

Me too

Unless Seattle

[steel escarp]

Then stay in calgary 🤣

[storm stream]

Max Calgary TC is $45k

#goals

What don't you know

You're cracked, you know plenty

Yes that's YYC Jane Street for you

4th... 7 classes left

God give me the strength

Yeah after this internship grinding for ng

Chasing 200k like you ngl

100%

I'm my parents retirement fund basically LMAO

😭

WORD

For sure for sure

What are you doing Blind 75?

I'm gonna start grokking I'm a noob

Sickkkkk

We'll get 200K

We should mock letter on when the session starts

Later*

Probably... You gotta believe tho

[frozen umbra]

Like In Canada? Or like as a Canadian?

[storm stream]

In Canada

[frozen umbra]

Lmao

And yeah, 260k cad for a Ng is very unlikely

I think stripe offers the most in Canada

You don’t skip e3 as a new grad

You might get e4 if your a PhD

Not even masters lmao

Masters are offered as e3

But you get the highest band of e3

[storm stream]

Not worth the extra school

[steel escarp]

5th

[storm stream]

Imagine getting to senior eng

Making 400k +

[frozen umbra]

My friend got l5 at twitch as a Ng

Making 450k Tc usd lmao

[storm stream]

Damn howwww

That's crazy

[frozen umbra]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[storm stream]

PhD?

[frozen umbra]

No

[storm stream]

Just cracked?

[frozen umbra]

He’s graduating at the same time as me

Yeah

[storm stream]

[fickle juniper]

Wait what

[frozen umbra]

We’re both Waterloo students

[fickle juniper]

How

[frozen umbra]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

He technically interned there once already

[storm stream]

School to L5

Holy fk

[fickle juniper]

He must be a goddamn prodigy

[frozen umbra]

Im just e3

[storm stream]