canada

[balmy quarry]

the tagged was useless lol

[plush spoke]

Literally

[balmy quarry]

i wasted my time too

[plush spoke]

Right

Wtv tho onto the next yk

[muted seal]

mtl or toronto

[plush spoke]

Toronto

[muted seal]

do i have to learn dsa for byteboard or ood

[plush spoke]

Byteboard was like this design doc and then writing a program given files

[balmy quarry]

ood

be able to implement it as well

i think it's over tbh

not to be rude or anything

but she responded to me in 3 hours

vc?

[swift kernel]

yea

[balmy quarry]

oh

Vivi

gotcha

[unreal field]

congrats

[plush spoke]

💀

[swift kernel]

they dont want me bro

[plush spoke]

I didnt know MM moved like this

Thought she was a real one

[balmy quarry]

what other procs do u have thus far?

[plush spoke]

Nth crazy so far js manulife

Bet ur in a couple procs 🙈

[balmy quarry]

manulife is very good

they pay quite well

[plush spoke]

Yeah thats fair

I mean i js try and get what i get

Also ur proc for lyft was crazy fast

Like ur already done final

[balmy quarry]

yes the speed at which they get stuff done is surprising

good sign

[viral tree]

Should I do oa today while being tired or delay it till tomorrow when im more focused

Had a midterm early morning today so that kinda messed with my sleep

[balmy quarry]

well, my recruiter told me offers were first come first serve

so I did mine the day of

[viral tree]

😭

[balmy quarry]

yeah.

[viral tree]

Is 1 day really that big of a difference

[balmy quarry]

🤷‍♂️ i'm really not sure

i would say do it at ur peak efficiency

[viral tree]

So it needs some focus then, its not super easy

[balmy quarry]

yep

[viral tree]

Do I need to do stuff in efficient time

[balmy quarry]

i think the ruburic prioritizes correctness over speed

this held true for all the following interviews as well

[viral tree]

How do you test your code to know its correct

R there test cases given

[balmy quarry]

u can run it in ur own ide

[balmy quarry]

i made my own

[viral tree]

Whats stopping some from chat gpting the entire thing😭

[balmy quarry]

pretty much nothing

maybe they have some sort of ai plagiarism

but that's abt it

do it at ur own discretion

[viral tree]

Ok and does it take the entire 2 hours?

[balmy quarry]

it took me the entire 2 hrs yes

[rugged gale]

@balmy quarry did u take lyft round 1 phone screen

Guys is the lyft phone screen dsa or ood

how should i prepare

Toronto swe intern btw

[balmy quarry]

DSA

[rugged gale]

The email said it would be leetcode right?

Oh ok ty

[balmy quarry]

yep

[rugged gale]

Any specifc topics/areas?

you recommend

[balmy quarry]

uh

lc tagged for round 2

damn alot of people got lyft procs haha lol

[rugged gale]

Ok thx, is the question super hard?

[balmy quarry]

competition is fierce

[rugged gale]

i heard they only give hards

[balmy quarry]

i got 2 mediums

that's pretty much all I can say

[rugged gale]

ok thx bro

are u also swe intern in toronto btw?

[balmy quarry]

yep

im interning atm

[unborn saffron]

crazy how lyft gives me process last year with no experience but not this year when my resume is better

is that the rng

[rare shuttle]

its all rng

[unborn saffron]

type shi

[balmy quarry]

shi

[unborn saffron]

[viral tree]

I thought i was special getting lyft process 😭

[wide thistle]

where at

[balmy quarry]

only 6 interns i won't say

[stark cipher]

ts is me but with google bro

[wide thistle]

startup ?

[balmy quarry]

nah a large tech company

[wide thistle]

shi proper

[inland moss]

Everything is rng fr

[tulip falcon]

Hey everyone. Has anyone moved to Google SDE Intern (canada) team matching. I had a few questions regarding the same? How likely are we to be rejected at this stage?

[stark cipher]

bros just flexing on us ngmis

[tulip falcon]

Nah trust i genuinely got questions

I dont wanna be rejected

[wide thistle]

ft?

[tulip falcon]

Intern

[wide thistle]

congrats idk the answer

how was ur interview

i have mine coming up next week

[tulip falcon]

It was good

Depends a lot on the interviewers. Mine were great

[balmy quarry]

haha u larp

[viral tree]

isnt bro ex meta

[tulip falcon]

Good luck

[wide thistle]

hes future meta too

idk what he saying

[wide thistle]

tyty this leetcode grind is killing me

[tulip falcon]

Ikr

[wide thistle]

whuich topics did u get?

[tulip falcon]

Did like 450 in 4 months

[tulip falcon]

Arrays and a design a XXX question

[wide thistle]

design?

interesting

[tulip falcon]

Yea like implement this

[wide thistle]

was it hard

[tulip falcon]

Those 3-4 function ones

[tulip falcon]

Not really

[wide thistle]

what year are you?

[tulip falcon]

I was able to get constant and linear pretty quickly

[tulip falcon]

3rd

[wide thistle]

nice nice

the thing with google is that you could get literally anything

which is annoying asf

so u just have to study everything

[tulip falcon]

Yeah. Leetcode premium is kinda useless for google too

[wide thistle]

yeah i didnt bother getting

just neetcode really

[silent folio]

how far in advance do they let u schedule r1

[wide thistle]

two weeks

i mean it think if u really want to push you could lwk do a month but thats ngmi

[silent folio]

does team matching start in november tho

doesn't

[wide thistle]

yeah i think so

[stark cipher]

how

im
ngmi

[balmy quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[inland moss]

i did 200+ leetcodes for zon and they didnt ask me anything i prepped for lol

[unreal field]

is this shopify kitchen?

[wide thistle]

bro itsjust him cooking at home lol

[fallen mason]

If I'm doing an 8 month internship when do i ask about return offer

[wide thistle]

just ask now lol

not directly for the offer but ask about when you could get a decision

[gusty latch]

drop out and start drop shipping

and then shopify will want to hire u

[unreal field]

say that ur aiming to get one and how u and ur mgr can stay aligned on that goal

[robust lotus]

Whos putting $70/hr for ws interns on levels

Anyone know the real pay

[unreal field]

mid 40s last i know

[glad echo]

!process rbc qa for @regal lotus

[unreal field]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPKjCbmkXGJ/?igsh=ZXd1Z2k1b3gxcGQx

thegaryguo

If you didn’t get an “impressive” internship, some students will literally walk away mid-conversation because they think they’re better than you. #career #corporate #intern #university #waterloo #uwaterloo #engineering

Likes

559

Instagram

chat is this real

cibc has oa now?

[wide thistle]

also curious i saw this

[balmy quarry]

yes

waterloo is like this

[wide thistle]

atp fake it till you make it

[unreal field]

@swift kernel Is like that too

[zinc knot]

i sense copium

[swift kernel]

yea they ask codeforces purple

cibc only takes imo gold medalists

[swift kernel]

thanks for oai referral btw couldnt have done it without u

[unreal field]

nw, thanks for the quant processes

[wide thistle]

can u refer me to lockheed martin

[swift kernel]

are u us citizen

[wide thistle]

no

[swift kernel]

pack it up

[wide thistle]

😢

can uask them to sponser just for me

[swift kernel]

yea 1 sec

[wide thistle]

like i wont leak no info fr

[stark cipher]

this is true everywhere bro

even my ngmi ass school lol

the first time i meet some guy

i already heard bad things abt this person

they ask

oh you work at hsopify

how much tc

like what

you work at ericsson bro relax

[unreal field]

what’s the answer

[stark cipher]

that was when i was interning

i said 40 an hour

bro really said oh thats kinda mid

LMFAO

[wide thistle]

brot hese ericsson mans are basicalyl minimum wage

[stark cipher]

yes dude this guy pisse sme off

his gf gaps him

she got goog 2nd internship

but who am i to talk hes got a gf and i dont 🤣

[silent folio]

nah what thats crazy

[oblique quiver]

the waterloo hate is overhyped tbh

like

people have lives

and friends

and hobbies and shit lol

if everyone around u are coop bots then it's wayyyyyyyyyyy more a function of who you surround yourself with rather than the school itself

waterloo is a big school with a lot of different kinds of people

[cloud quiver]

Hi guys, does Meta hire in Canada that often? I couldn't find any role here in Canada in their career page

[brisk surge]

Yo has anyone from Microsoft Vancouver heard back after the OTS?

[balmy quarry]

Nope

They’re moving suuper slow

[glad echo]

Legitimately the worst offenders are people like @regal lotus who have a big break (quant btw)

His relationships are centered on prestige. He has an excel spreadsheet to track his friends internships/jobs and the moment he notices someone slip up they go to the "ex friend list" and he blocks them

[unborn saffron]

that can't be real

[crystal citrus]

coop bots, i like that phrasing

[latent abyss]

Guys, i am looking for winter 2026 internships and full time. Basically starting work in January 2026

Market so dry

I am getting zero responses

Now i am confused if it is me or not? What am i doing wrong? Im very well prepped for interviews. But i need to get them in the first place

[tulip falcon]

Any idea on how long they will take.

[latent abyss]

I been applying tho

What about full time roles

Lets say if i want to start working in jan or feb. Should i start applying now? I graduate in December 2025

[swift kernel]

check ww

[balmy quarry]

no idea

[feral widget]

anyone know when qualcomm doing interviews for pey?

[oblique quiver]

Hahaha thanks <3

Tbh we all have coop bot tendencies sometimes

[crystal citrus]

agreed, but for some it manifests into obsession

[oblique quiver]

So true bestie

[oblique quiver]

So cooked 😭 😭 😭

[unreal field]

what is coop bot

thats some cscd degen

[gusty latch]

what uni

[muted seal]

lyft return after byteboard ^>

?

[latent abyss]

Uwaterloo masters. Not coop

[eager imp]

you should be applying yesterday

[gusty latch]

make sure to make the font of uwaterloo bigger on ur resume

like double the font size

that alone should guarantee some interviews

[unreal field]

😂

[balmy quarry]

10 hrs for me

[restive quest]

Who applied for the new 2026 google early career position

[unreal field]

just you

[zenith star]

Ye I think just you

[oblique quiver]

i just meant some1 whos entire life is just doing coop

[gusty latch]

aint that everyone here

[raven night]

istg half these waterloo "influencers" drag its name to clipfarm on ig and tiktok

part of the reason im not a big fan of this wave of new gen waterloo influencers

[brisk gate]

influencers

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-oh-thats-real-nice-oh-thats-gif-5657001176707031635

add influencers to anything and theres a huge chance thats the reason why its shit

[brisk surge]

Actually it’s insane it’s been already 2 weeks now

[balmy quarry]

hello goat

[brisk surge]

I’ve heard some people in US posting heard back in about 3-4 weeks

[balmy quarry]

is ur recruiter AC?

[brisk surge]

What does AC mean? Lol

Wait nvm I understood

Yes it’s him

[balmy quarry]

tell bro to hurry up 💔

[brisk surge]

Bro is in Minneapolis doing career fair

Maybe when he returns lol

[tulip falcon]

4 weeks 🥀

Thats slow af

[brisk surge]

Yeah I’ve heard final interviews will be in late October

[brisk surge]

@queen anvil Wow did you get in Microsoft Vancouver ? When did you hear back?

[balmy quarry]

did we just get silently rejected 😂

[brisk surge]

Ig

Did you apply for Google? I still haven’t heard back for it as well

[queen anvil]

Nah I ain't got shit, just a hypothetical💔

[brisk surge]

Bruh

[queen anvil]

In Microsoft redmond fullstack intern proc

[brisk surge]

Oh cool

[brisk surge]

Are you also in zon process?

[queen anvil]

Nah zon just released friday

Been waitlisted before tho

[rancid mica]

hi, anybody in the process with lyft montreal?

[brisk surge]

Yeah I don’t know when they’ll give out the oas

I’ll assuming soon since starting is in winter which is like in 2 months

[queen anvil]

Yeah I'd say within the next 2-3 maybe 2-4 weeks

[balmy quarry]

bro 😭

[balmy quarry]

everyone apparently damn

u got the recruiter screen for test auto or swe?

[rancid mica]

test auto

[rancid mica]

really, i only saw u and like one other guy in the chat

i just finished the byteboard yesterday

[balmy quarry]

2 of my friends go the proc as well

[rancid mica]

do they speak french?

i just said my proficiency was 2/5

[balmy quarry]

nah for toronto office

[rancid mica]

but i cant speak a word of french

[balmy quarry]

honestly should be fine

everyone in mtl speaks english

[rancid mica]

do yk what the first actual interview will be like

should i focus on leetcode or oop

[balmy quarry]

for swe it was LC

[rancid mica]

@muted seal sup

[muted seal]

U GOT reached out too ^>

?

[rancid mica]

yes just finished byteboard yesterday

hbu

[balmy quarry]

tiewry is ur opp now

haha

[muted seal]

gg

[rancid mica]

well maybe they have more than 1 opening

[muted seal]

nah lyft mtl is small cohort

[balmy quarry]

biggest cohort is probably swe

test auto I can't imagine them taking more than 3

[muted seal]

test automation u only ned 1-2 interns tbh

[balmy quarry]

ik toronto took 2 last year

[muted seal]

ayt imma grind for shopify

intern army

[rancid mica]

so far i only see 1 other person

so odds are good

#canada message

[balmy quarry]

may the best man win

[rancid mica]

oui oui baggete baggete

[oblique quiver]

Yeah it’s kinda $#@%ing infuriating

[balmy quarry]

what's ur previous lil bro

just kidding ❤️

[oblique quiver]

YMCA (Your Mother Capital Advisors LLC) 😳 😳 😳 😳

[oblique quiver]

Only when chatting here

[balmy quarry]

my friend dropped out of loo CS due to the culture

[oblique quiver]

But I also am a shitposter yes

[balmy quarry]

poor fella

[oblique quiver]

I think there’s a lot of clubs and stuff that are fun

I mean ppl r always stressing abt coop during like cycle 1/2 and whatnot but beyond that most people are there to have friends and get an education

And since it’s not a commuter school there’s actually a lot to do in the city that’s catered towards students

[regal lotus]

im putting you down a level on my spreadsheet 😡

[wide thistle]

why, spreadsheet based on prestige, not likeability 🙂

[regal lotus]

your value as a person is clearly based off where you interned at

[unreal field]

as it should be

[regal lotus]

youre S tier

[unreal field]

you're B tier because you reneg on S tier for the summer

greed

[viral tree]

Just did oa

For lyft

Finished 2/3 of the tasks

But gave written solution for 3

[lavish mantle]

is there ng posistion opening for lyft this year

[viral tree]

Lowkey this oa was so fun

[lavish mantle]

I din't see any

[muted seal]

just cursor the thing

[viral tree]

Well that's cheating

[muted seal]

its says : if you dont know the solution look it up just dont copy it

u had to read the byteboard rules

[viral tree]

If you dont know a concept, look it up

[muted seal]

same thing

[viral tree]

They didnt say solution

And tbh idk if its possible in 70 mins

To do all 3 tasks

Thats y they said, u r not expected to complete all the tasks

[muted seal]

but if another intern completed and u didnt

he just takes ur spot

[viral tree]

I dont think its like that, they're checking how you code

[muted seal]

well if he finishes all the task and can code well

then yea

[viral tree]

i dont think they're comparing canidates, its just if u meet a certain threshold u move on, thats y they're putting ppl on waitlist

[balmy quarry]

let's see if u get the next step 👀

[viral tree]

did you solve all 3 parts

[balmy quarry]

yes

[viral tree]

😭

[balmy quarry]

i wrote 4-5 sentences per comment on the docs as well

[viral tree]

i wrote 9 for the first one

2 for the last one

[balmy quarry]

dm me what ur byteboard was

i wanna see if we had the same scenario

[unborn saffron]

lowkey chatgpt'd the entire thing last year

[oblique quiver]

You’re Mom’s (honestly I can’t tell if this is a troll or not)

[regal lotus]

plz refer to radix 🥀

[oblique quiver]

🥀

[balmy quarry]

did they move u to the next round

[glossy lark]

Any people moved to Vancouver recently, looking to put together a meetup for Software Engineers in Vancouver in the coming few weeks. For context I am a new grad at Amazon.

[unborn saffron]

yea

i passed the first interview but couldnt finish the problem on the final interview

[stark cipher]

SHAKE YO BOOTY

[unborn saffron]

[viral tree]

Did you hear back after oa

[river star]

nah not yet

[viral tree]

when you do oa?

[river star]

did it yesterday afternoon

did u?

[viral tree]

did it today afternoon

[viral tree]

nope, is your recriter intials VC?

[river star]

ya

[viral tree]

same

[river star]

for montreal right

[viral tree]

yea

[viral tree]

how was your oa, did you finish all 3 parts?

[river star]

yea for the most part

[glossy lark]

Yes ofcourse, the more the better

[brisk surge]

Did y’all hear back from Wealthsimple?

Also anyone knows what the next steps for the uber internships for CAN be?

[balmy quarry]

can u send me a video

its ok if nothing moves

[balmy quarry]

no not yet

[brisk surge]

Does Intuit just hire from loo?

[balmy quarry]

i can tell u for sure, no

[wet pewter]

I have int scheduled this week

If someone has alpha on wealthsimple technical int plz dm me 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[brisk surge]

Wait actually bruv when did you hear back ?

[wet pewter]

Like last week

[plush spoke]

bros speedrunning it

i respect it

[wet pewter]

Yes

[brisk surge]

I am convinced wealthsimple is biased towards loo students, 70 % of employees are from loo. RIP other school kids 🙁

[balmy quarry]

i got msft final round e-mail

[brisk surge]

me too

finally about time

alright time to lock in

[balmy quarry]

idk

im just gonna do tagged and some lld practice

[inland moss]

Bro what resume do you have

Cracked

[balmy quarry]

my resume is not even that crazy

[rare shuttle]

cap

[balmy quarry]

lol you've seen it

[mortal flint]

what team are u interviewing for?

[mortal flint]

what team?

[balmy quarry]

collaborative apps

[mortal flint]

oh nice nice

[balmy quarry]

damn did everyone get a msft proc?

[balmy quarry]

which team r u interviewing for

[mortal flint]

do yk how many interns they hire?🥲

[mortal flint]

same one

[balmy quarry]

no idea

[balmy quarry]

ur gonna cook me

im LC noob ❤️

[mortal flint]

nah man im so trash

@balmy quarry what day did u schedule int?

[balmy quarry]

oct 21st

i had no choice

[mortal flint]

oh damn I got it nov 19th im cooked

[tough knot]

Anyone done ws pair programming

[brisk surge]

bro me too nov 19 for collaborative apps

we soo cooked

[tough knot]

Yes

[brisk surge]

Loo?

[tough knot]

No

[balmy quarry]

w

my friend got ws as well he's non loo

the world is healing ❤️

[viral tree]

Nope

Who's your recruiter

[river star]

does microsoft interview date matter 💔 (also nov 19)

[balmy quarry]

why am I the only one with int oct 21st

[rancid mica]

me

[velvet kindle]

does anyone know StackAdapt intern to fulltime RO rate?

[river star]

when did u do ur oa?

[rancid mica]

sat

[viral tree]

what are your recruiters initials btw

[unreal field]

how to hear back from msft...

never got a response in my 4 years of applying

[viral tree]

start using edge

[unreal field]

i have mac

[viral tree]

thats the problem

[unreal field]

: (

[inner trench]

zon gaps

[unreal field]

idk..

you mog bro @inner trench

[inner trench]

nah i’m gapped

[unborn saffron]

https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/doordashcanada/jobs/7263628?gh_src=8tkcz8ez1us

[swift kernel]

why do u want downgrade

[unreal field]

🧢

[broken whale]

Yk what to do

[unreal field]

What

[broken whale]

check dm

[swift kernel]

check dm

[tacit merlin]

why u still here u already made it

[broken whale]

Wdym?

I am ngmi

[robust lotus]

You doing through looworks or external

[unreal field]

loo gaps

loo mogs

mit of the North

is waterloo still Silicon Valley of the North

[verbal dome]

how long after completing oa did u guys hear back for int?

[broken whale]

Stfu and go do your assignment

[wet pewter]

idt i applied on loo works

if they see my gpa its over

[river star]

i think it was 2 weeks from when i submitted oa (for van as citizen btw)

[stark cipher]

im gonna goon it CRAZY style

[balmy quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/amanchabukswar-gif-22608927

[unreal field]

shopify work getting too hard ?

[stark cipher]

i did like

2 hours of work today

eveyrone is writing psc

[wide thistle]

lwk duck why are u still in this server

[stark cipher]

and the two staff devs are arguing over my diff

so like

im just studying for my midtemr

lol

[stark cipher]

why not

im still in the trenches with u guys

im still not gradge

[balmy quarry]

u doin a masters?

[stark cipher]

no...

im still bachelors

lol

[balmy quarry]

how u swe2?

at shop

[stark cipher]

idk

[balmy quarry]

?

[stark cipher]

they upleveled me to swe 2

they said heres ur contract u start swe 2

[balmy quarry]

is this ur 2nd bachelors or smthing

[stark cipher]

no

its my first one

[balmy quarry]

?

[stark cipher]

i started uni in 2022

[balmy quarry]

ok.

[stark cipher]

what

[balmy quarry]

im confused

you got it tho

undergrad + swe2 at shop ur him ig

[stark cipher]

if u saw u saw

[wide thistle]

no shop just gives u swe2 if u do really good as an intern

bro that was like 1millisecond

[stark cipher]

LOL

[balmy quarry]

bro was not lying lmao

ur him

[stark cipher]

no my french sucks balls

[balmy quarry]

cooked

[stark cipher]

my first internship was in french and i was clueless ngl

[balmy quarry]

😭

[wide thistle]

lwk duck its mad easy to find you on linkedin with ur prev and school

[stark cipher]

yes lol

i am the most doxxed person here

[wide thistle]

wait u wer at ws?

[stark cipher]

oh thats not me

thats my friend

lol

[wide thistle]

shi

how he same as u

[stark cipher]

we sit besdie each other that shopify 🤣

[wide thistle]

are u sure hes literally exactly ur prevs

[balmy quarry]

let's give the man his privacy

i mess with duck

because he goes to that school

[hardy trench]

Jon

[stark cipher]

yes

[hardy trench]

Ur the goat

[stark cipher]

thats my friend

lol

[hardy trench]

otu warrior

[wide thistle]

yes

[stark cipher]

thats not me

[wide thistle]

bros living the same life as u

then i have no idea who u are

[stark cipher]

no hes more cracked than me

[balmy quarry]

how u know dat 😂

[wide thistle]

otu goat jon?

[hardy trench]

I saw ur msg

[balmy quarry]

o

[wide thistle]

whats ur prev jon

[balmy quarry]

na there's better people than me at otech

[balmy quarry]

im the only ontech at my company

u can 1 shot me

[wide thistle]

shi

[hardy trench]

😭😭

[balmy quarry]

lmaoo

[wide thistle]

oh nvm i found duck

[balmy quarry]

he's pretty insane isn't he

[hardy trench]

i lowk sniped rectified

[wide thistle]

fr

[hardy trench]

😭

[wide thistle]

chill mine was too obvious too

[balmy quarry]

nooo

[wide thistle]

💀

[balmy quarry]

u got this

[wide thistle]

wait i thought u were on observe team @stark cipher

are u allwed to do that in second year

[stark cipher]

no...

[wide thistle]

shi okok

lock in fr

negl u can bag a startup if u email founders enough

[balmy quarry]

1 ms delete

y'all seen it hto

im a bot

[wide thistle]

didnt even clock i was typing

i saw

ok time to snipe

[balmy quarry]

yep

lol

im 1 shotted

chill on my my prevs are ass, i need to get msft

rasta mon

yes

verily, CPP Investments, Intact

verily is the only worth while one

i have msft, lyft, bloomberg summer

msft

msft > lyft > bloomberg

[wide thistle]

nah lwk bloomberg

esp if new york

[balmy quarry]

the thing is im not confident i can pass final round

lc hard apparently

[wide thistle]

no if u get all offers thenw hat would u pick

[balmy quarry]

msft > bb > lyft

[wide thistle]

msft vanc no?

[balmy quarry]

yep

[wide thistle]

imo if bb is ny then take that

[balmy quarry]

msft name carries so hard

[wide thistle]

summer i have google proc thats it tho

chill man thats all ive gotten out of like 100 apps but not complainging

have to pass this interview

[unreal field]

what’s ur li @stark cipher

[wide thistle]

tyty

[unreal field]

Yes

[balmy quarry]

i got a fucking amazon reachout and she ghosted me

[wide thistle]

rng to get the OA after that is just skill no?

bro two sum is crazy in the big 2025

[unreal field]

rng to get a question uve seen before in interview

[balmy quarry]

2 sum is crazy lmao

[unreal field]

ik someone that got 2sum for s25

[balmy quarry]

my boy at amd got 2 sum and some C trivia questions

[unreal field]

i got lc hard

[balmy quarry]

he's queensu

[unreal field]

But ez id you know it

[balmy quarry]

16 month he started last summer

[stark cipher]

username shakeyobooty

[wide thistle]

fuck 16m never doing that in my life

[unreal field]

Bro,,

[balmy quarry]

i c

waterloo is unstoppable

[unreal field]

pls duck @stark cipher

[stark cipher]

why

u gonna doxx my ah

[balmy quarry]

i would never duck ❤️

[unreal field]

I wanna connect with a goat

[stark cipher]

i dont add people unless i worked w them bro

[wide thistle]

duck we basically fam now

dont snake

[stark cipher]

but if u can find me

ill accept ur add

xd

[wide thistle]

should i send connection request

fr

[unreal field]

Found it

[wide thistle]

its not the guy with ws fyi

i lwk didnt study it enough and yapped my way through interview

[unreal field]

oh what

[wide thistle]

bro ls for me was just a casual convo for me

it felt like that

shi

just have like general poitns and connect it during interview

nope i thought so too

another guy same prevs but no ws

[balmy quarry]

polarx3 has the drive

he's gmi

[wide thistle]

bro dont even compare

all the 1st year loos get it ez

from ww

[orchid crag]

i landed rbc in my 3rd yr and there are high school graduates going to waterloo in rbc in the same department as me

[wide thistle]

yes summer tech labs right

[orchid crag]

yea lol

[balmy quarry]

very team dependant and division

[wide thistle]

i applied for that shi got rejected

back in hs

[balmy quarry]

borealis = amplify > qts > t&o

[orchid crag]

i didnt even know it was a thing

[wide thistle]

borealis > amplify

not same

[orchid crag]

bro im in borealis rn i think i got unlucky im in a trash team

😂

[wide thistle]

bros really shy irl

[orchid crag]

borealis <<< amplify 😭

amplify was so fking fun

[wide thistle]

i thoguht borealis paid a lot

if u dont mind sharing whats the comp

[stark cipher]

alr bro

[orchid crag]

not anymore sadly

[stark cipher]

initials IL

who r u

[balmy quarry]

borealis is 35 no?

[orchid crag]

nah

cuz borealis merged with t&o

so i think the pay scale united

[balmy quarry]

aw shit

so 29

[orchid crag]

yes

💀

[balmy quarry]

damn...

[wide thistle]

thats cooekd

for a dt internship

[orchid crag]

borealis fell off bro

[wide thistle]

idk how these banks get away with it

td is even worse they like 20/hr

[orchid crag]

i have good reasons to believe the new grad comp will be slightly higher than t&o

but it'll be like 85-90k

[balmy quarry]

where im at rn its 45/hr

[unreal field]

Who r u DAWGGG

[balmy quarry]

im not to far from rbc wellington office

my boy goes there he's head of an ERG

employee ressource group

like coop activities

[orchid crag]

🙁

ok but im ngl 30 is possibly mid-high range in toronto for interns rn tho

[unreal field]

Which one

[orchid crag]

tahts how cooked the market is

[balmy quarry]

155 wellington

[wide thistle]

damn

[balmy quarry]

im like a 10 minute walk

[unreal field]

I used to work in that one

[wide thistle]

shop is like 40-45

[balmy quarry]

is it nice

[unborn saffron]

no

[balmy quarry]

yep accurate

[hardy trench]

shop lowkey blessed for that

[orchid crag]

yea

graduating next yr not landing anything good in toronto:(

ig if borealis takes me im ok but it'll prob be like 85k

💀

[balmy quarry]

85 ng in toronto is.

well..

ok.

[wide thistle]

thats avg

[orchid crag]

its ok yea

just avg

is 2-3 internships just average rn

[balmy quarry]

that's just big banks tho

[orchid crag]

😔

like 120-130?

maybe a bit higher TC

[wide thistle]

105 L4, 130 L5

[stark cipher]

100 if youre 4

140 if youre 5

xd

[wide thistle]

140 yeah

[orchid crag]

im not lokoing for like 140 or anything

i just want to be like near 100

but there's abrely anything

[balmy quarry]

super doable

any tech company in toronto will get u that ng

[wide thistle]

^

[unreal field]

Um

[orchid crag]

yea but ive never gotten an oa for any tech company for toronto lmao

[balmy quarry]

gotta be rng

[unreal field]

IBM is like 95

[inner trench]

ts chat so depressing

[unreal field]

Hyd

Goat

[wide thistle]

partythisdoor

[crystal comet]

deadass

we have to fight over scraps out here fr

[wide thistle]

@crystal comet ur gmi i dont want to hear it

[unborn saffron]

this shit chat

[unreal field]

Like seagulls

[stark cipher]

we were born in the wtong country

were ngmi

[crystal comet]

wtf r u talking about

[balmy quarry]

ada, cohere, accenture, ws, 1pass, block, dropbox, clio, auvik all 100k+

[crystal comet]

i'm ngmi asf

[wide thistle]

bro how many procs do u have

[crystal comet]

mfs just making up names

[wide thistle]

i swear u have bare

[crystal comet]

one (1)

[stark cipher]

our ngminess was promised to us by our birth right

[wide thistle]

cohere only 100?

[balmy quarry]

u love to larp dont u

[crystal comet]

this ngmi infighting must stop\

[balmy quarry]

100k +

1password

not sure the comp

[inner trench]

terribel

[unreal field]

Yes

[inner trench]

i'm a ngmi

[unreal field]

Yes

[balmy quarry]

def 100k + tho since intern is like 90-95

[crystal comet]

lmao wtf

[orchid crag]

isn't accenture consulting

i thought consulting is cooked lmao

[inner trench]

100k CAD 😭

[crystal comet]

whole building burning icl

[unreal field]

Old data point

[wide thistle]

thats cooked for canadas top AI company

[wet pewter]

i got dp hard for 1/2 q's at zon

my bro got like lc easy

[surreal owl]

block 0 ro bro

no hc

[wet pewter]

i thought i failed

[orchid crag]

normal

[wet pewter]

interviewer passed me

[balmy quarry]

is that who i think it is?

[wet pewter]

then i got waitlisted

[balmy quarry]

zzzzzzzz

[wet pewter]

xD

[inner trench]

zon van -> seattle pipeline

[surreal owl]

ofc YES KING

[wide thistle]

yo wait how much is zon ng in toronto

[wet pewter]

0-300k

wait no

0-1m

[unreal field]

113 base, bonus and rsu and relocation is 170k tc for ro

[inner trench]

0-1m 😂

[balmy quarry]

zamn

[wide thistle]

no ng is hitting 1m

[balmy quarry]

170 biscuits would be nice

[wide thistle]

invalid range

[orchid crag]

zon is scary culture and hella insecure rn tho

[stark cipher]

i'm a ngmi

[wet pewter]

who cares

[wide thistle]

team dependant pre sure

[wet pewter]

Just get pipped after 2 years and dip

[wide thistle]

^^

[stark cipher]

@inner trench im gonna slime u

[unreal field]

Nowhere is safe rn so best to ride it out at the best company that u can

[orchid crag]

yea true anyways never gotten an oa from anything so doesn't matter to me xd

[crystal comet]

long ass proc too no?

[orchid crag]

rbc sounds so safe rn💀

i swear most ppl do nothing

[balmy quarry]

real

[wide thistle]

all banks are slow asf

[crystal comet]

yeah u do nothing but it's not worth it

[surreal owl]

oa -> 3 techs for intern bro

[orchid crag]

im stuck here

[crystal comet]

u'll be bored out of ur mind

[orchid crag]

i dont have a choice

[wide thistle]

how many days in person per week for rbc rn?

[crystal comet]

at least no behavioural

[orchid crag]

4

mf

[balmy quarry]

4 rto

lmao

[wide thistle]

shi 4 is cooked

are they going 5 soon?

[balmy quarry]

i only show up 2 days

[orchid crag]

spend $200/month for go train w student discount rn😭

[balmy quarry]

oof

[orchid crag]

i think so

[balmy quarry]

lyft ng is insane

[orchid crag]

i am aware of all of these companies

i applied to all of them

[wide thistle]

wht is this accurate?

[orchid crag]

nothing

[stark cipher]

i need lyft

i need my homosexual woman friend to refer me in

[balmy quarry]

no u don't bruh 💔

[inner trench]

slime @crystal comet instead

[inner trench]

FR

[wide thistle]

yo duck is ur ro in US?

[balmy quarry]

alot of variance

[viral tree]

yo i havent gotten lyft interview yet, is it over? 😭

[balmy quarry]

idk, u got VC so maybe it's diff

[crystal comet]

entering at L3 7 years in is craaaazy

[inner trench]

@stark cipher not gonna let y'all canadian non-loo interns have ANYTHING

[crystal comet]

ong

[inner trench]

and worst of all, he's a full timer

[balmy quarry]

maybe he's intl

[crystal comet]

duck threatened my family if i got an internship in the states

[stark cipher]

yes i do bro

im doomed

[stark cipher]

i cant slime a fellow shuzz

[balmy quarry]

everytime u larp i just want to leak ur prev

but i wont

[wide thistle]

its ok by the time i graduate duck will be senior eng, wont ahve to compete with him

[balmy quarry]

i respect uncle duck

[crystal comet]

went by the office today

forgot how good life is at adult daycare

[inner trench]

psc season

you can slime anybody

i need shop ngl

[balmy quarry]

do u rly tho

[crystal comet]

i was a mere guest 😔

[wide thistle]

whats ur prevs

[balmy quarry]

aim higher u got this ❤️

[inner trench]

i act need shop

[wide thistle]

gang ur chilling aim higher fr

[inner trench]

fym aim higher

[unreal field]

insane larp

[crystal comet]

aim for kinaxis next internship..

[balmy quarry]

fuck kinaxis

[inner trench]

bruh i need shop or zon

[unreal field]

how do u get cisco @inner trench

[inner trench]

i got ej on winter

[balmy quarry]

fuck ericsson too

[inner trench]

idk i never passed their res screen

[unreal field]

aight

[balmy quarry]

they offered me 23$/hr no reloc to kanata

[unreal field]

pack it up

[balmy quarry]

for embedded swe

[inner trench]

i heard they're pretty good

[orchid crag]

embedded swe is future!

[stark cipher]

lmaoo

[wide thistle]

ericcsson is ngmi

[inner trench]

thye're better than nokia

[stark cipher]

bro i love raiding the fridge

[balmy quarry]

23/hr tho..

rly bro

[stark cipher]

dude

[balmy quarry]

is that even rent?

[stark cipher]

they literally copied PSC

from meta

its so cooked

they even have pulse

[inner trench]

i deadass asked @stark cipher for a shop ref and he said nah

[stark cipher]

WORD FOR WORD STOLEN FROM META

[wide thistle]

are the snacks at ur port good @stark cipher

[stark cipher]

yea i reviewed ur resume and ure ngmi ngl

[inner trench]

bruh

what should i aim for

[balmy quarry]

give him some pointers

[stark cipher]

referring u woulda negatively affected my elo u know

[inner trench]

this is what i'm saying

[wide thistle]

referring does not affect elo 😭

[inner trench]

ppl don't wanna help

i'm non-loo too

[crystal comet]

i would pay 23/hr to not live in kanata

[balmy quarry]

exactly

[crystal comet]

i walked out that mf with 5 lmnt packs in each pocket

[balmy quarry]

greedy mf

[inner trench]

what's lmnt

[crystal comet]

i'm supporting the merchants dawg

[crystal comet]

electrolyte packs

u mix them with water

[inner trench]

why you smuggling that

[balmy quarry]

yo csjh how do u know lomein

[inner trench]

you should smuggle the meat sticks

[balmy quarry]

on ur friends list

[crystal comet]

i forget

prob ontario universities server

[wet pewter]

riot games save meeeeeeee

[stark cipher]

wtf is lmnt

these are heat

[inner trench]

where the honey pakc at

[balmy quarry]

shit we don't got shit like that at my office 💔

we have cheese sticks and cinnamon toast crunch

[crystal comet]

feeding ur ass like a chicken

[sonic lark]

I slipped some honey into my drink I’m finna crack a girl tonight

[balmy quarry]

im happy for u ❤️

[inner trench]

praying u get arrested

🙏

[sonic lark]

The faang grind got me cooked

[stark cipher]

ts setup ultra cooked

this midterm tomorrow is gonna doom me

i have not

its still got goon on it

[balmy quarry]

dumbah just leaked his school

[crystal citrus]

what macbook?

[stark cipher]

what

[stark cipher]

m1 pro

this shit is ass ngl

i start like 2 docker containers and it starts giving me mega memory warning

[balmy quarry]

m3 pro so goated

[crystal citrus]

how much memory?

[stark cipher]

16gb bro

[balmy quarry]

my phone quality is dog shit

[stark cipher]

its ass

my shopitop is 48gb memory

shit so nice

[balmy quarry]

fully speced m4?

[crystal citrus]

would yall buy one brand new?

shits so tax

[balmy quarry]

uh

i think it's worth

just take care of it

[crystal citrus]

what about refurb

[unreal field]

why u got tissues at ur desk

[balmy quarry]

w goons ❤️

[balmy quarry]

refurb should be fine

[unreal field]

ew 16" mbp

fucking chonker tank of a laptop

[balmy quarry]

this shit mad heavy folks

bless ur soul man

[stark cipher]

easy access for gooning yknow

[unreal field]

i saw his dm before urs

was wondering where it came form

@stark cipher can u review my resume

[stark cipher]

sure

i dont want to study this fuckass resume

fucakss midtemr

wow i am breianceada

[unreal field]

amazon is calling

[inner trench]

😂 😂

[balmy quarry]

polar is gmi

do some hackathons brochacho

[unreal field]

i just self dissed myself

[balmy quarry]

or work on oss

[unreal field]

zon was my 4th

[inner trench]

contirbute to pytorch

or build a fully spec compliant compiler

[balmy quarry]

ye this is why i go solo and find randos

contributing to open source software is actually goated

if u have no prevs

[crystal comet]

dawg 💀

[balmy quarry]

put it on ur resume

[crystal comet]

this does not get u jobs

[balmy quarry]

why not

yes

[inner trench]

open source actually works

but only if it's the company you're aiming for

this is no troll advice

[balmy quarry]

ehh

[balmy quarry]

i think it's good overall, but more effective if ur targeting a comp

it teaches u how to work in existing codebases

and swe best practices

[inner trench]

it really works if it's the same company