canada

[magic cave]

Ok I went to the encampments on Spadina today and talked to some of the homeless people

One of them said they were employed and I asked him for tips on applying for jobs

[worldly ridge]

What were the tips?

[magic cave]

Typing them out, will send by EoD

[noble field]

Tips on living deep? Simple query

[magic cave]

He said I needed to pick up smoking and go to raves

He complained about how he needed $3800/month and how you need $200 000/year per person to afford a home

He was quite coherent, and said he worked 30 years in a union over 100k/year and whatever

And that he had a job rn, but I didn't understand; if he had a job, why was he talking to me at 1pm on a Tuesday?

[magic cave]

Leaders operate at all levels, stay connected to the details, audit frequently, and are skeptical when metrics and anecdote differ. No task is beneath them

[tardy gulch]

avg cs graduate camp

[worldly ridge]

After your experiences, it has inspired me to join the RCMP to relocate these homeless people.

Thank you, I have now acquired a new career with a stable job, no more leetcoding, and interaction between other human beings.

I am willing to harm others for my hedonistic lifestyle.

[magic cave]

You are closer to sucking the marrow of life each day! Bussing!

[worldly ridge]

Carpe Diem

https://tenor.com/view/carpediem-gif-5389571

[magic cave]

The Motto by Drake

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/a-minor-kdot-they-not-like-us-kendrick-gif-8928818114141288017

[plucky ridge]

omgggg dream homeee 🥰 🥰 🥰

[tawny zephyr]

hello guys I am an incoming CS student at UToronto. What barista positions should I be applying to? Is starbucks a reach to get with a UTSG CS degree I have an offer from Second Cup although its as a cashier.

I am getting paid 16 / hour (extremely grateful!) and I know that's a lot in this economy for my major but is it possible for me to get 18 / hour so I can live comfortably instead of going negatives into my bank account

[worldly ridge]

I suggest sleeping in the TTC

[robust lotus]

Tf bro

[tawny zephyr]

Tried that, but its 2.25 to go on the subway everytime and with trudeau taking 50% off my salary its hard to afford that.

[tawny zephyr]

☠️

[worldly ridge]

Get another job you lazy bum

[tawny zephyr]

But I am already working 13 hour shifts...

[worldly ridge]

Now do 21 hours.

[tawny zephyr]

You are right

I am sorry for this oversight and asking these dumb questions.

[worldly ridge]

This is what you get for going to UTrash

[tawny zephyr]

I will do better

[worldly ridge]

No worries, regards. Yahkuna.

[tawny zephyr]

thank you sir

[noble field]

I need that youth pricing

[grave quest]

can i work for u

:3

[outer edge]

wyd in this situation

[magic cave]

I would join a Discord and talk trash about Carterton

[worldly ridge]

You can liv ein my house for free my beloved

[ivory pond]

Wtf

[analog current]

Just bought a udemy course

Good idea

[magic ether]

coffee engineer?

[magic ether]

😦

[tawny zephyr]

My boss told me to do the work thats asked of me.

[magic ether]

im saying

[tawny zephyr]

Or he'll hire someone else for $4 / hour

[magic ether]

Frappuccino team?

[tawny zephyr]

I am really lucky to be in the position I am in right now.

[tawny zephyr]

Yes

[magic ether]

lets goo

[magic cave]

Yes if my school dropped out of T50 that's what I'd do

[magic ether]

hate us cuz u aint us 🙂‍↕️

[worldly ridge]

Good music @weak gazelle

[swift kernel]

hello sir i have query

[worldly ridge]

Loading.........request accepted. 100 ms. HTTP request Sent

[swift kernel]

ACK

[worldly ridge]

YPL

[last parcel]

new job?

🤔

[normal jetty]

I appreciate that you think about us Atleast.

[magic cave]

Nah I don't do that, was describing a different person

It was a hypothetical

[analog current]

Yoo

Honque ma brother

Wagwan slime

[analog current]

Its "they hate us cuz they anus"

Dumbass

[ruby ridge]

What is a Carterton. Some kind of Catheter startup?

[eager haven]

any 2025 new grad positions open up yet?

[honest tulip]

has anyone heard back from amazon new grad sde 2024

the role that opened a few days ago

any oa or anything

[wooden lichen]

😭😭

i'd do the same

(i go there)

[gilded charm]

hi all, im still looking to land a ft role

just curious if jake's resume is still preferred for Canada?

and for the project section
should i move the skills like react, html/css into the bulltets?

[barren sinew]

I live in another country and come back every month

[sly kindle]

Gov could fix the housing crisis with the stroke of a pen

[last parcel]

Stroke

[sly kindle]

I stroke my gurkin errrr day boy

Straight jorkin it in the public park

[magic cave]

Porking it in the public pork

[plucky ridge]

why would you need to adjust braces what

[magic cave]

Do you know how braces work 💀

[plucky ridge]

yo mama

[magic cave]

Fix job crisis too 🙏🏿

I would love to transition my career into a professional deporter

[worldly ridge]

Richie Sunak Moment

Ironically he is planning to deport every immigrant to Rwanda even if they are not from Rwanda

[magic cave]

Hotel Rwanda

[magic cave]

Like I'd be the one catching them

I'd be touching the poo, smelling it, and be like "they hiding there", pointing with the poo hand

Was she pretty?

[last parcel]

Good heh

How’s zon

[sly kindle]

WAIT IS THIS REALABAHRHEV

please we need this in Canada bro

[sly kindle]

I ain’t working at Zon bro

No return offer

At one of my old internships rn

[last parcel]

Which one

[sly kindle]

Co-operators

[last parcel]

Omg

Ur working with Eric

[sly kindle]

Also fuck I can’t believe Canada cut interest rate

[last parcel]

[sly kindle]

Yessir!

[last parcel]

They did?

[sly kindle]

Yeah 0.25%

What a fucking joke of a country bro

[last parcel]

Lmao

[last parcel]

[last parcel]

I thought cooperators no hc

[sly kindle]

They barely squeezed me in

I reached out to my old manager and at first they didn't have any HC

Then 3 weeks later they did

[last parcel]

0.25% cut

I can finally afford

A house

In Saskatchewan

[sly kindle]

Now all you need is $200,000 cash for a down payment 🙂

Honestly I'm like 50/50 that I'm still in Canada

[last parcel]

Bro that’s the price of a mansion in Saskatchewan

[sly kindle]

I wanna be close to my friends and gf but man this place is depressing

I'ma make my GF a stay at home wife in the USA

Hearing her cry about her job makes me angry >:|

[last parcel]

That’s only if you have high tc

[last parcel]

Beat the manager up

[sly kindle]

Honest to god I've wanted to go Romanian mafia on her manager but..

Saner heads prevail

[sly kindle]

I mean even $160k in texas or florida and ur living like larry

[last parcel]

160K in Florida ur basically god

That’s like making usd in like Indonesia

Or Vietnam

[sly kindle]

FR

[last parcel]

Mfker be god

[sly kindle]

160K is G wagon money in Florida

[last parcel]

I Lowkey wanna earn CAD remotely in like Malaysia or something

Literally

Comp allows it

[sly kindle]

I'm eating steak and caviar in my ocean side mansion

160k in Ontario... poverty

2009 Hyundai Elantra... 250,000 km

[last parcel]

Literally

[last parcel]

Literally if I make 160K cad in Malaysia

Bro

I’m god

Basically

Living in a mansion

[sly kindle]

Bro if you make 40k CAD in Malaysia

[last parcel]

10 maids

[sly kindle]

you are rich beyond belief

[last parcel]

That’s just 120K myr currency

Calm down

160k cad to myr is like

500K

[sly kindle]

Wait

They arent even that poor in Malaysia

[last parcel]

Yeah

Richest country in Southeast Asia

[sly kindle]

My bad i thought it was like Indonesia col

[last parcel]

Lol no

[magic cave]

"I'm god"

Literally posting on Discord at 10 in the morning

Get a job 🤣

@worldly ridge way in

[last parcel]

I am working

😦

[worldly ridge]

Yo @last parcel

[last parcel]

Technically slacking

[last parcel]

Make me sandwich Mfker

[worldly ridge]

Soft Landing, we only go up here

CAD will be equivalent to USD

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/bao-bun-crab-crabs-gif-13839091037827809155

[last parcel]

No way

[last parcel]

Crabs

They do be cheap rn

[worldly ridge]

Canada will reunite with other non US NATO countries and invade US, mark my words

[worldly ridge]

Your balling

[last parcel]

It’s crab season actually

And mango

It’s actually pretty cheap

[worldly ridge]

I cant relate, I eat nothing everyday because of the living costs

[last parcel]

Stfu

Use ur senior dev tc

For something

[worldly ridge]

I am under famine

arent you supposed to be working

[last parcel]

Other than privatizing homeless shelters

[last parcel]

I am 😦

[worldly ridge]

I will privatize food banks and government pension plans next

[last parcel]

Do it

[worldly ridge]

I gotta go, gotta head to yim

[last parcel]

[last parcel]

Aren’t you suppose to be working Mfker

[halcyon arrow]

BRB buying a shack in vancouver

[magic cave]

My company was complaining about the interview questions being leaked today

[halcyon arrow]

Leetcode?

[magic cave]

Case studies

And sys design

And someone talked about you guys

The legacy of Alex, Pork, Andre, and me

But they ain't know it was me

[silk fern]

Hello, @magic cave
Nice to meet you.🙂
May i ask where is your company?

[magic cave]

Toronto

[tardy gulch]

npc ahhh msg

[drifting shore]

U can find Amazon behavioral question bank online with “Amazon Confidential” on it

[wild latch]

Anyone interviewed at cibc for Testing/QA ?

[silk fern]

hi, good monkey
how are you?😄

[magic ether]

😭😭😭

why no one doom anymore? where is the talk about going door to door handing resumes?

[magic cave]

Peak unemployment 😌

At the beach at 3pm on a Wednesday

[ruby ridge]

Hes gonna know if he reads this lol

[upper ridge]

hello

[plucky ridge]

no more talk its time to walk the walk

[magic cave]

He also said to get bilateral sagittal split osteotomy to increase canthal tilt because canthal tilt has a direct positive correlation with annual salary

[radiant isle]

Anybody gave interview for sap ixp intern or is interning at sap?

[tender coral]

anybody ever did a technical interview at EA Electronic Arts? For intern

[radiant isle]

SAP iXp Intern - Agile Developer, HANA and Analytics

[worldly ridge]

The state of the industry, people begging for jobs:
https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousRichBeaverDBstyle-RW4UOpVw1qNuyIqe

[wary tundra]

how tf is wayfair in the top 5

[lapis tide]

high prestige

[wary tundra]

it's a furniture company?!?

[lapis tide]

google makes lists of websites

[chilly ridge]

Hey, does anyone know if all SAP concur AI interviews are out already?

[mellow dune]

Yes they are, received interview invite on Monday

[weak gazelle]

[chilly ridge]

Yeee I heard, just to confirm haha. Thanks!

[plucky ridge]

worst argument ever, dont compare google to wayfair again ty

[polar grove]

lmaooooo

mfer def works at wayfair

[wary tundra]

https://www.levels.fyi/leaderboard/Software-Engineer/Software-Engineer/country/Canada/

[placid dawn]

which ones r hiring ?

[weak gazelle]

seems cap asf

[azure junco]

Where do you work fella

[drifting shore]

They pay a lot for mid level cuz its the same numerical value as us pay

But in different currencies

[azure junco]

an immediate 30% paycut for the crime of being Canadian

[drifting shore]

Better than the 50%+ pay cut like most other companies

[azure junco]

TRUE

[weak gazelle]

aren’t u literally making 300k

[azure junco]

Yes I work at citadel toronto office

[weak gazelle]

Stop cap u work at Nvidia

[azure junco]

This is my yearly salary

[vivid fiber]

Deserved

[drifting shore]

Go away American

[magic cave]

Thank you, I will buy rn

[lapis tide]

mitchell

[lapis tide]

where did marge go

what a cutie

[worldly ridge]

what aboue boebart

[lapis tide]

no

[magic cave]

! warm 🥵 @worldly ridge off topic

[worldly ridge]

The upcoming US elections will greatly affect the living conditions such as jobs and peasent minds of the US NATO Vasal State, Canada.

[magic cave]

Ah, I failed to see your supreme wisdom

You have slept on the firewood and tasted the gall

[ruby ridge]

You are truly a dragon amongst men

[worldly ridge]

In a rentier economy rent situations predominate. The economy relies on a substantial external rent – and therefore does not require a strong domestic productive sector.

@magic cave @ruby ridge

[magic cave]

I agree

Forecast is to buy more property because more people are coming and there are no plans to develop infrastructure

Invest in Chinese BYD for more clean Uber driving

[ruby ridge]

Do you not fear the might of the CCP? With a thought they shall utilize their hammer to vanish your shareholder value into a single speck dust.

[magic cave]

Honestly I d rather live in China than the Trudeau government

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xms3_YtC32Y

[magic cave]

There's a slight difference

I'm a slumlord

[worldly ridge]

Thank you for sharing, what would make you stay in Canada?

[magic cave]

House

[worldly ridge]

Your a slumlord

[magic cave]

I think the government is corrupt and has no concrete plan

Infrastructure is mid, healthcare is mid, no housing, no jobs, Trudeau goes on 80000 vacations

[ruby ridge]

What about china, I know one plan they have...

[magic cave]

Food sucks

[ruby ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

[magic cave]

5 year plan is actually good tho

People here only think about the next election cycle

[magic cave]

What happens after weed is legalized huh

[halcyon arrow]

https://x.com/TTCNewsroom/status/1798919046714536099?t=N6OEJgArS_v9UywgZRHEgQ&s=19

TTC Media Relations 📰🚌🚋🚈 (@TTCNewsroom) on X

#TTC negotiations with ATU Local 113 are ongoing at this hour. Due to high web traffic, our bargaining site is experiencing difficulties. Updates now at https://t.co/uQTO9nfcSh.

Twitter · Jun 7, 2024, 3:24 AM

lol they getting ddosed

[lapis tide]

do not espouse these boisterous words

[reef crest]

any ppl who interviewed with rbc for the data analyst/scientist intern role and got a response yet? askin for a friend

[worldly ridge]

Didnt t Xi put on government policies so that investors cannot buy more houses or something to increase homeownership rates, which is why the housing market is going down

My chinese broskis told me about it 🤷‍♂️

[sly kindle]

Canada needs this

Plus 0 immigration for 5 years

https://tenor.com/view/üdnsüalüdlkünld-gif-20073114

New startup idea.. whos with me?

[worldly ridge]

Canada will achieve this when Yanis Varoufakis saves the Greek economy, Greeks and Turkish united, and Kurdistan is a coutnry

[plucky ridge]

ALBANIA WILL SOON RULE CANADA ALBANIA #1 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱

[magic cave]

I don't know, but that sounds bussing

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/enver-hoxha-clap-communism-albania-gif-21116501

[magic cave]

How hard is it to even build a house

[plucky ridge]

LAZY construction workers BEFUDDLED as BLAZING software dev builds SIXTEEN HOUSES a DAY! LEARN MORE HERE.

[magic cave]

I'll build shanty houses outside Hamilton

[nova spire]

anyone in cibc process?

[magic ether]

probably

[languid moat]

done it before

[worldly ridge]

LETS GO ALBANIA

[plucky ridge]

ALBANIA #1 ALBANIA #1 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱

[worldly ridge]

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

[plucky ridge]

yes whats problem?

[worldly ridge]

ABSOLUTLEY NOTHIGN, MASSIVE ACHIVEMENTS 🇦🇱

[weak gazelle]

then move there

u should move to kosovo

[worldly ridge]

Yout old me to move to India

My parents lived in Yugoslavia, so I will not live in Kosovo

One day my country will re unite.

Albania 🤝 Yugoslavia again one day

[ruby ridge]

@worldly ridge Thoughts? What does this tell us about the Canadian economy in the coming years?

[worldly ridge]

After my discussion with @analog current , the poor living conditions will radicalize people in joining Mujahaideens , in which then the US invade Canada and will cause many indirect Canadian Citizens death in their fight angainst the war on terro while installing their own government and foreign private entpresies in a land controlled by warlords and military private contractors. Dick Chaney will lead this operation alongside Nancy Pelosi.

[ruby ridge]

Should the United States of America and Russia perhaps invade Afghanistan and, "tag-team" as they say?

[worldly ridge]

No, because they are already doing that in Syria

But, I believe Canada should invade House of Sauds in the false pretense of WMD. It is our time to fight the war on terror to rejuvinate our economy and liberation of western values.

[ruby ridge]

False pretense, quite clever. Why hasn't anyone used that before? Skill issue perchance?

[stable ravine]

gibe job

[worldly ridge]

I am unsure, let me ask my Gramp and Uncles, they works in the state department. Maybe this our chance to pass the CIA screening interview.

[ruby ridge]

I have experience with enhanced interrogation techniques ( i read cracking the coding interview). Do you think I could get a referral??

[worldly ridge]

Yes! I think you are a strong candidate for the Abu Ghraib sector, I will tell my relatives about your relevant experiences. Looking forward to meeeting and workign together with you.

[ruby ridge]

[analog current]

@worldly ridge

[sly kindle]

ROMANIA FTW

[sly kindle]

Balkans are the last free area on earth

[magic cave]

@worldly ridge Alex locked me out

Please open the door

[worldly ridge]

We used to be brothers until the Balkanizaiton

[worldly ridge]

Alex started this movement in Canada

It started with McGill

Now it exploded everywehre

[magic cave]

It's cold

[worldly ridge]

Alex is a reovlutionary.

[worldly ridge]

Did the cops arrest you

[magic cave]

No they were busy arresting the nude bikers today

[worldly ridge]

Im at DC rn

[magic cave]

Oh

Oh someone else let me in

[worldly ridge]

You only come to the camps to eat their food

Literaly a leech

[magic cave]

I drank their juice boxes too

[worldly ridge]

300K TC & Lives in Palestinian Encampment to get by not paying rent and eat their food and juice boxes

Guess youll be retiring soon

[magic cave]

300k is not enough in Toronto

How am I supposed to live without 4 meals a day, one of them being Ubered

[worldly ridge]

The people you are protesting for eat 200 calories a day, perhaps you should learn from them?

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave Ah here we go

I texted Alex and his gf, I think they are safe

[magic cave]

Think?

I need to know they safe

[worldly ridge]

maria from ouor tennis club is treating one of the students that got affected

alex told me theyre fine

[magic cave]

Nahh you're larping

[worldly ridge]

Mcgill will defend the cops, Im calling it

[magic cave]

Already did

[fickle juniper]

Check #server-links message

In that server you will want to check #intern-jobs

Intuit postings came out today for ex

[wheat comet]

yo

is

going to

https://ai.hackberkeley.org/

worth it

[magic cave]

How much does it cost?

[wheat comet]

flight is 800

but

idrc ab that if its worth

the sponsors look kinda mid tho

like compared to htn

https://hackthenorth2023.devpost.com/

https://ai.hackberkeley.org/

[azure junco]

What are you trying to get out of it

Like what would make you think it's worth it

[wheat comet]

i guess assuming i place, it would be worth it if the added resume value would be significant enough

[magic cave]

I thought you had an internship

Projects and Hackathons are incomparable to real life exp

[tender coral]

Travelling for an international hackathon is kinda crazy, it’s probably not worth and don’t think only about placement

[wheat comet]

yea i do

[wheat comet]

ah ok ok

[willow wave]

Has anyone done Voleon OA?

[analog current]

Which backend tech is most used in canada

No way irs node and express

[ruby ridge]

Prob java or smt

[plucky ridge]

probably laravel because quebec supremacy

[magic cave]

All my internships have been in Python

And some TypeScript/Java

[plucky ridge]

no functional internship lmao

[azure junco]

Probably java unironically

[analog current]

Like django and flask??

[analog current]

Why do u say unirocnically

If its java then why is everyone learning node/express?

[plucky ridge]

who is everyone

[azure junco]

Because startups use node/express

Many big tech companies use java as a large portion of their codebases

[lost lark]

Bcuz its modern

[magic cave]

Name all of them

[silk fern]

Hey, @magic cave
do you have ongoing project now?

[analog current]

What about .net

Like if u had to say which has most jobs

Is it java then .net

Also how is the pay for these technologies

??

[azure junco]

I've only really heard of Microsoft using .net in big tech

But idk I've never worked there so I can't say

Just pick whichever one you like most and get a job

[analog current]

Stackoverflow, visa, intuit infosys, hp

Use .net

Also

[azure junco]

You can do lateral movements later for more money if you really want to

[analog current]

Idk i feel most kids my age learn mern

Everyone is learning MERN

I dont wanna be basic

[lost lark]

A .net jr position sounds uncommon

[azure junco]

I learn mern for funsies but I've never used it in a job

[analog current]

Yea but thats the first stack everyone learns

Atleast that ik

[lost lark]

You can get software dev after a year of that honestly

Oh

Youre interning?

Hey maybe you can get away with writing SDET instead of QA 🫠

Hahahaha

Depends which co-op term this is for u honestly

Ouch

Yea go for something else

You should

But only if u can guarantee getting a return offer

It is 😭 I regret not doing more internships

Yea but its in your control to put more work in

For intern they wouldnt care

Which school are you at

Thats not even bad lol

The government is right there 🤣

Me and all my loo friends are in the mud

🤣🤣

Yea but thats all gone now

💀

I meant its not like before

Hahaha yea I know a couple of people in that boat

5x coop in the government

😭😭

I understand why tho

Stable and cushy

If u cant leave canada

Ottawa is medium living cost tho

Maybe

Its boring 😭

But if ur a 40 something who cares

[worldly ridge]

There is no difference between Chicago and Iraq

In fact, Sadam is equivalent to Joe Biden

@analog current Iraq is simmilar to Chiraq no?

[lost lark]

Lmaooo

Too much rap music will make you think thay

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave been listening to so much hip hop lately that hes thinking about

https://tenor.com/view/a-minor-kdot-they-not-like-us-kendrick-gif-8928818114141288017

[lost lark]

I would but I cant leave

Too much in canada to leave behind 🤣

[analog current]

Iraq got its name from chiraq due to how dangerous it was

[worldly ridge]

Chiraq is what happens when you elect a non Baathist government

War torn, political divide, inequality,

[magic cave]

Yea

[silk fern]

Can we work together?
I am frontend and blockchain developer.
Nice to meet you.

[rapid bolt]

Anyone been to POE 2-3 weeks before the start date listed for TN?

[gray lark]

Has anyone worked or interviewed with GoTo? Lmk

[potent ridge]

stressing too much brother, spin a wheel on java/python/go

[analog current]

Ok 🙂

[potent ridge]

or just go off vibes/syntax u like the most between the three

but trust me ive seen it with 10000 ppl getting hooked on the "best" language will having u stuck in the same spot looking dumb a year from now, any of those 3 are prominent enough in backend to get you somewhere.

[magic cave]

Ok come on guys

This is clearly Pork

[tender coral]

Anybody got a response from Microsoft for Fall 2024 Vancouver?

[broken whale]

anyone interview with rbc?

[paper ether]

real as eff

[paper ether]

yeth

[analog current]

Yea

Was this for short term soft Eng intern

[broken whale]

For ng?

[analog current]

Oh nah

[broken whale]

I’ll still dm

[analog current]

Ok

Ah ok

[tender coral]

@analog current Did you hear back from Microsoft for Fall 2024 Vancouver btw?

[magic ether]

i didnt sadge

not selected

from today

[tender coral]

nvm I also just saw my status update to not selected 😭

[silk fern]

what do you mean?

[tender coral]

Nah definitely not

[lost lark]

So many ppl from laurier at msfot lol

Carleton too

Ik a couple

Very few

[analog current]

does backend get paid mroe than frontend

which backend gets paid most

[plucky ridge]

bro what kind of a question is that

[analog current]

its a yes or no

[plucky ridge]

no

to both

and neither

just study hard and get good grades and get some internships bro

get good grades bro it opens up masters option and is never a bad idea

theres literally no downside at all to trying in school

nobody cares about your shit gpa, you can maintain good marks and get internships, lc is not hard if you pay attention in class

it shows you didnt pay attention then

every second year course went over recursion and trees thats half of lc right there

im good but ty for the concern

youre right bro my bad

fuck school go build the 50th shit crud app and contribute nothing, also make sure to do 1000 lc questions

[steep crow]

you done all of that and no internship interviews?

[analog current]

Nah 😔

[steep crow]

im asking you if you've done that and still have not gotten any interviews or internships

[tender coral]

Yeah I just got a rejection rn lmao

[magic ether]

love go

best language for backend

yess

did it at my first internship

its not too bad, its like c, but with nice libraries

and goroutines 😻

[lost lark]

My class was harder than lc loooool

😭😭😭

[magic cave]

@worldly ridge

[magic ether]

it's pre easy

[magic ether]

must be

@silk fern I have a query

[magic cave]

Thank you

[silk fern]

thank you so much🙏

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/iu-manwol-jang-hotel-del-luna-hdl-gif-23966831

[mellow anvil]

anyone hear back from D2L after interview?

[analog current]

Python is shit for bCkend

Fuck python

[turbid island]

ik 2 ppl rn msft

[tough knot]

whats their prev exp

[analog current]

there prev exp is better RNG

[tough knot]

💀

[fluid harness]

least jealous CS student

[analog current]

LMAO

[magic cave]

It's not that good

Unless US

[analog current]

does node backend devs get paid more than spring/.NET?

[ruby ridge]

does cobol devs get paid more than MERN SDET?

[noble field]

Try php I heard it’s the new in thing

[ruby ridge]

Recruiter must have stubbed their toe while reading my app 😔

[potent ridge]

U been asking these questions for days now. If youre really so curious look at pay by language here https://survey.stackoverflow.co/2023/

Go or java will both take u where u wanna be just pick one u monkey

Or c# since u mentioned that

U can pick 100 different job postings and i promise you’ll see both java and go for either of them. But for those with only one of the two its usually java. Neither are a bad choice.

[analog current]

@worldly ridge

is it joever for my nation?

[worldly ridge]

This is what you get for being in the Baghdad Pact

Get destroyed by Western Chauvinists buddy

Naseer tried to warn you

[analog current]

😦

[worldly ridge]

Mashriq reguon is balkanized now, get cucked

[turbid island]

one big tech one no exp but dei

[worldly ridge]

Under Nasser: Gulf war avoided, Iran Iraq war avoided, Jaffah would never fell, Monarchies overthrown, Oil nationalized, Kurdistan established, Sunni and Shias live in peace, Syrian and Yemen war would never happen

Betraying Nasseer: Betrayed by US and War torn

[wheat comet]

if i were to get intuit in fall is it worth quitting dayforce for ?

[analog current]

@worldly ridge between living in iraq or chicago where would u chose?

[analog current]

Yes

[worldly ridge]

Bosnia because the Western chauvinist has destroyed my home, Iraq - radicalizing me. Thus, I joined El Mudžahid in Bosnia.

[lone grotto]

which role at dayforce out of curiosity

[azure junco]

If you really want job security and pay you should learn Cobol

[wheat comet]

swe intern on Tax and Payments team

[analog current]

They said they’ll start picking out applicants next week

[tardy gulch]

more like theyll be sending my "Thanks for applying" email next week

[silk fern]

Hi, @worldly ridge
You are not?🥴

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/iu-manwol-jang-hotel-del-luna-hdl-gif-23966831

[silk fern]

Hey, @magic cave
?????????????

[worldly ridge]

@silk fern Do you think these guys striking would be imprisoned and blacklisted by Chaebols?

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-pink-soldiers-gif-23448485

[eternal fossil]

has anyone interviewed at co-operators?

[magic cave]

Speak, my child

I am the one chosen to renounce you from strife and ruin

You will no longer have to chase the money sack once I ascend and take everyone with me

[silk fern]

hey

[tender coral]

Are you interviewing for them?

[wheat comet]

Nah i just applied

[tender coral]

Hope we both get it 🙏🏾

[magic cave]

My friend works there

Some of rhe interns definitely don't get ROs

[hybrid owl]

has anyone been to the doctors while on internship in the states on a j1 insurance? if so, can I ask a few questions?

[tender coral]

Holy shit you’re cooked buddy

Jk

Do you have insurance with your job? They prolly do even for interns

[hybrid owl]

yea I got insurance with company and with the cultural visas

[tender coral]

The best source of info is prolly your job then lowkey

[tardy gulch]

anyone ever interview with wave hq

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/chaewon-kpop-le-sserafim-izone-kim-chaewon-gif-17881822665901842834

[grave quest]

anyone coming to collision conf

[magic cave]

I'm going

[grave quest]

omg Andre beef ml in the flesh

[tawny zephyr]

Is there a spreadsheet for summer 2025 internships?

[analog current]

Where can i find a good mobile dev

[magic cave]

Which ticket did you get

I have the investor one

[grave quest]

Dev

[magic cave]

Rip

[analog current]

Ok

[silk fern]

Can i send you DM for your project?

[worldly ridge]

hi

[grave quest]

omg hu

[worldly ridge]

how is your job search

[grave quest]

End me

Got rejected from cra

no budget

[worldly ridge]

Coming to CS:

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-cheers-and-claps-alongside-his-friends-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-baumer-franz-muller-gif-27564175

[worldly ridge]

I hope your able to land soemthing

[clear mural]

anybody get a callback from amd

after interview

[magic cave]

Cra 😂😂😂

Hate those mfs

[ivory pond]

Fuck government

[halcyon arrow]

Got clickbaited

[halcyon arrow]

Buy me a ticket

[magic cave]

Was it 500000k over 500 years?

He negotiated an extra $1000/yr

[magic cave]

It's an investment

You pay $1000 to talk to big shots

[halcyon arrow]

scotiabank?

[magic cave]

Ask @errant flame he works there

[magic cave]

I think Cohere, Intuit, etc. will be there

Don't really remember

[halcyon arrow]

Grace hopper basically

there's going to be very long lines like grace hopper

and every job in ontario

[magic cave]

Nah

Because the difference is that you need $1000 to get in

And most people don't have the investment mindset 🥱

[halcyon arrow]

Lots of ppl did for ghc

[magic cave]

Idk what that is

Also we're in Canada

Most people are living paycheque to paycheque

[sly kindle]

Not me

I'm living at my parents 😉

https://tenor.com/view/sun-happy-excited-jumping-clouds-gif-10960011292687378304

[clear mural]

@errant flame was wondering but did any offers get sent for the devops intern position? Thank you

[clear mural]

Thanks

[worldly ridge]

Work hard and you will never live paycheque to paycheque

[halcyon arrow]

International students but they aren't CEOs

[worldly ridge]

Someones gotta be the janitor so that I can be the CEO

[halcyon arrow]

Janitor is actually a good job with good wlb

[worldly ridge]

Someones gotta be homeless so that I can be the landlord

[worldly ridge]

Honestly I have the utmost respect for all janitors, so I dont want to talk trash on em

[halcyon arrow]

anyone working in sanitation is blessed

[worldly ridge]

Except my elemntary school janitor, who got arrested for [redacted]

[magic cave]

I arrested my janitor

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu7nU9Mhpyo

Spread Love, not hate.

我喜欢你

@magic cave 这部电影我哭了
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-mW8SyNVg

[vale solstice]

Fellas, why is my last coop companies idea of a return offer getting me to interview for regular positions as normal?

How am I supposed to compete against ppl who've been laid with with 3+ YOE?

[magic cave]

I mean you get expedited to interview process

[normal jetty]

Interview is a formality for you

Since you already have experience on the team

[vale solstice]

already did 2 interviews now and rejected twice

[normal jetty]

For the last coop company?

[vale solstice]

for 2 separate positions

am i cooked

yeah

[normal jetty]

On the same team

Hmm yeah maybe you are cooked then

[vale solstice]

no not same team

[normal jetty]

What did your manager say

[vale solstice]

well last summer he said he liked my work and wanted to see me back, but said they dont do officlal return offers

ive gotten the 2 interviews from his referral but rejected now each time

i thought it was a formality thing too but now it seems they want me to outshine regular ppl applying

[wheat comet]

What company

[azure junco]

What company is this? This is not a good system lol

[wheat comet]

^ thats why i asked

[vale solstice]

I'll reveal if I get a job.

But it's one of the insurance companies

[azure junco]

Canada's entire economy is built on insurance companies this doesn't narrow it down 😢

[radiant isle]

Sunlife?

[vale solstice]

Yesno

[noble field]

Sounds like Manulife

[cinder kraken]

anyone interviewed for hubspot canada (backend ng)?

[clear mural]

Anybody get intern offer from amd or interview for intuit?

[magic cave]

Ask @errant flame he landed AMD

[ruby ridge]

wrong pork 💀

[clear mural]

oh should I just pm
I tagged him here yesterday too but never got a reply

[magic cave]

That's the correct Pork

[ruby ridge]

apologies Mr. Beef, my error

[worldly ridge]

Me rizzing my employer at the first stage phone call:

[safe light]

but nah

[vale solstice]

people also said getting the first internship was the hardest and everything else was exponentially easier

look at us now

[placid dawn]

just graduated

[drifting shore]

No TikTok recruiter?

[radiant isle]

Anyone heard back from Demonware?

Or Sunlife

[harsh imp]

has anyone interviewed for harris computers?

[ivory pond]

Do you guys put official title of job on resume

Is it okay to twist it

[ivory pond]

I know someone who interned there

Interview process for intern is pretty chill

Not sure about FT

[harsh imp]

ohh do you know like do they ask leetcode or general question?

[ivory pond]

General

[harsh imp]

okay like they have different clients do you know which client they interviewed with?

[analog current]

for which position did u get interview?

[harsh imp]

Its for java software developer

[analog current]

Oh ok

[magic ether]

no job

😔😔

[cinder kraken]

.

[magic cave]

I think it's just you

Congrats on Hubspot

[magic ether]

orz

[worldly ridge]

@weak gazelle

Convince me on why I should move to India

[vale solstice]

Just bombed an interview because I was expecting behavioral only questions as per the email and glassdoor.

Mind games and deception are the new interview tactics these days

[weak gazelle]

atleast they have jobs

gl tryna land an NG job in canada

[lapis tide]

where

[vale solstice]

Rocscience

[last parcel]

lol

[magic cave]

Nah

[wheat comet]

Andre Beef ML is from India

[weak gazelle]

cope

they have far more NG jobs available if you're qualified

there's none here

and the jobs all moving to india too

[weak gazelle]

key is if you're qualified

[worldly ridge]

Im sick of the western chauvinists here looking down on India and the global south

Theyt hink that that just cuz their currency is stronger that other countries are like afghanistan

[weak gazelle]

my bro literally goes to a top uni there and has like 10 interviews without even trying

lmao

and he did mech eng and gets interviews for tech roles and business analyst roles

[worldly ridge]

Modhi will take over Trudeau

[weak gazelle]

at pretty high salaries

many american companies btw

that mass hire

[weak gazelle]

it's not even a competition

[worldly ridge]

Yeah its okay gpt 5, ignore peopl here , theyre akin to passport bros

[weak gazelle]

stfu

[worldly ridge]

???

[weak gazelle]

kekw

[weak gazelle]

who's modhi

[worldly ridge]

The one who will not free Khasmir

[weak gazelle]

stfu

[worldly ridge]

My reaction:

[weak gazelle]

it's not MIT level

lmao

it's like tier 2

cuz not an IIT

gl getting a job from tier one in canada lol

i literally mentioned "qualified"

that's a function of the population

yea try getting a job rn

NG

you got in at the right time

lol

well then it's rlly rlly rare and good fro u

most NG unemployed rn

from top unis

nope

there's far more qualified people who're jobless

bro there's literally very few jobs

NG SWE idk what you're talking about

btw

faang == zon?

guess what india's population isn't 179x

kekw

microsoft and uber have more software engineer jobs in india than in the US

that pay rlly well

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-peepo-clown-gif-20274834

[weak gazelle]

"no lifers"

they just working hard lol stfu

they gonna take your job if that's your attitude

"1 billion" people

a very small percentage of that 1 billion are actually qualified

yea and calling them no lifers is cringe as fuck

they''re doing it cuz they have no other choice

and they're working hard

you're the reason they're outsourcing jobs

people like you

[drifting shore]

I’m no lifer

[weak gazelle]

because of the population

most arent

the same way most canadians and most americans arent qualified. lol

and india's education system isn't up to the mark yet, the percentage of people qualified enough would obviously be lesser than a "first world" country
but in absolute terms, it's still a lot more qualified people

okay here's the deal
going to a top uni in india already filters you enough

[worldly ridge]

@weak gazelle What are your thoughts on Indian migrating to Quatar for terrible work conditions because of their abject poverty situation in India?

[weak gazelle]

so it's not actually 10 million youre competing with

you know how here uni literally doesn't matter

in india it does

so the filter happens much earlier

after grade 12, which uni you go to rlly matters

and it's not just the IITs there's like a hundred good tier institutes

but everyone. has a fair shot to those hundreds of institutes lmao

due to the standardized examination

[worldly ridge]

what if your born ina slum

[weak gazelle]

there's no legacy admission bs and affirmative action killing people's chances

most people at these top unis are rlly poor

[worldly ridge]

ur telling me the chld beggar picking up garbage to FAANG pipeline can come true ?

He owns a haborfront condo afterall

Before graduating

[weak gazelle]

you're prob richer than me

lmao

did you. move here form india

cuz that would explain your biased view
most fobs who move here have that superiority complex

yea

knew it

lol

wait like fr @barren sinew

this is

cuz of quality of education being different in villages towns and cities

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-cap-accuse-capping-gif-27518657

Im moving to Bangalore after this

[weak gazelle]

no but I plan on contributing to india

by bringing jobs to thousands of people and developing the economy

but yea a lot more in india cuz it is a poor country cuz of all that was stolen

[worldly ridge]

@weak gazelle do not delete that

i saw that

say it

stand for your country

I will work for your company if you employ me in Bangalore

Wait is the youth employment almost 50%

[barren sinew]

Dude won't hear anything. Anything that he doesn't agree with is fake news

[worldly ridge]

Im moving to war torn Afghanistan

Why is China low

despite having the same population

what they literaly fought angainst western imperalism and japanese imperalism and warlords

[weak gazelle]

were they colonized and looted

[worldly ridge]

yes look at hong kong history & taiwans white terror and both opium wars and the sino japanese wars

[weak gazelle]

you're comparing india's 300 year colonization by the east india company (britishers) with that?

[worldly ridge]

sorry, I just want my chinese citizenship

so that US and Canada falls, I can work in China

[weak gazelle]

you quoted one line saying "according to private agencies"

china and india are literally similar

[worldly ridge]

My reaction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAcQ3uY8GvI

[paper ether]

canada high

why?

[weak gazelle]

okay

[magic cave]

In the flesh

[magic cave]

In Toronto, 100% of the city population live in slums

[worldly ridge]

I will start the first intifadah with my angry Canadians soon and use Bangalore as my homebase as negotiations with Trudeau if he wants a peace deal between my militias and the state government.

From Yukon to the Nova Scotian ocean, Canda will be free

[magic cave]

What about PEI

[ruby ridge]

Firstly, return labrador to Quebec

[worldly ridge]

PEI as not part of the two state solutio of Yahkunistan that will have affordable housing, prosperpous jobs, and no homeless people.

[magic cave]

Ain't no way we're calling it that

Kevistan

[worldly ridge]

Not until you stop declaring my Fedayeens as a terrorist group and provide reparations and emancipation for my Yahkunistans.

[worldly ridge]

Dont make me turn this into a 3 state solution with my newly revised Oslo Accords.

I will pre-emtpively 6 day war you if you do not abide.

[magic cave]

I don't

😦

[worldly ridge]

Can we join together in a liberation front and call it a state of YahKevistan so we can focus on our main threat, Truedeau? The Butcher of Canada?

[ruby ridge]

First you must surrender all your WMDs

[weak gazelle]

@worldly ridge

stop larp

[worldly ridge]

We will not fall for the same tricks, the Canadian Baathist Party, The Muslim Brotherhood of Canada, the United Candian Republic, Canadabollah, Couthis, will join me and declare war on out first Yahkunarab-Candian to bring you and Trudeau down.

[worldly ridge]

I will stop larping when you employ me in Bangalore

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-looking-at-phone-chat-bubble-text-bubble-monkey-phone-gif-26891785

[plucky ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vampire-bat-pixel-gif-7231209074183542492

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/giantsbetta-small-monkey-monkey-backpack-monkey-gif-661165206272321637

[stable ravine]

You gonna get banned for doxxing

Del that

[worldly ridge]

Not until you give me food

[magic cave]

Who did you dox

[worldly ridge]

A Kevinstan Terrorist

[worldly ridge]

Him in my CIA blacksite rn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpTpEsE9G8c

이제 편히 쉬어

[jagged flicker]

Anyone had interview with Dayforce (Ceridian) for Software Engineer Intern in Test position?

[wheat comet]

@ember stag

[proud canopy]

any new grad postings up for 2025?

ive got 3 internships now how fucked will i be

decent lc skills

[fickle juniper]

There’s at least a few, have you seen #server-links message?

Specifically #newgrad-jobs in said server

[tough void]

is uber OA automated?

[cinder kraken]

I don’t think so

Maybe ??

Anyone else got it?

[broken whale]

which posn?

[glossy idol]

hello there

[tough void]

Full time new grad

[velvet trellis]

Hello everyone.
I'm web developer
I am looking for a friend to work with

[magic ether]

no friend here

we all try to win rat race

always a bigger cheese

[worldly ridge]

@weak gazelle India moggs Canada as you can see how Meloni has felln in love with India people. Thank you, I willl be moving to Bangalore to work for your company

[broken whale]

Dope af! U from loo?

[cinder kraken]

Very briefly they released it

#grad_postings_old message

[ember stag]

anyone did uber oa?

[cinder kraken]

I did it

[tough void]

how was it?

[cinder kraken]

Dm

[stone osprey]

is the uber OA auto?

[proud canopy]

yeah 2024

dw

[magic cave]

Why does it matter if it's auto or not

You're just going to skip it if it's auto?

Why apply in the first place

Saaaaar

Why bother doing anything that doesn't allow you to sip on the marrow of life

[ruby ridge]

Will the marrow of life increase my cultivation speed?

[clear mural]

anybody get intuit callback this week

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuyADFBAe2Q

Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not

Seize the day, put very little trust in tomorrow

[magic cave]

The video is quite a step up from the incel theory ones you tend towards

🎉

[wild latch]

anyone hear back from TD?

[magic cave]

Hear

🥱

[lost lark]

How

[weak gazelle]

@worldly ridge is a multimillionaire so we'll build a business

[worldly ridge]

No, I am investing on pakistan and afghanistan

[cinder kraken]

Send a message; I don’t accept randoms.

Should be “;”

[magic cave]

Not necessarily

[lost lark]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-its-gone-gif-4104229

[worldly ridge]

I will never forgive India for not helping out East Pakistan

Bengali Famine

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-clueless-clueless-emote-wojak-disturbed-gif-24266075

[magic cave]

Have u played Borderlands 3

[worldly ridge]

Why

[magic cave]

I have strong reason to believe you were not on our side during the Sino-Indian border dispute

[worldly ridge]

I was fighting the Sino Soviet Split Border Crisis and Sino Japanese War

I was experimented under Unit 731 by the Japanese and that is why my brain is broken now

Never forget. 20 million deaths.

[chilly ridge]

Anybody in touch with Intuit recruiter?

[magic cave]

I know her lol

She'll straight block you if you ask for updates

[chilly ridge]

is it

noora?

[chilly ridge]

no way wtf

for real

[magic cave]

Oh Noora is nicer

[chilly ridge]

can i pm u, we got mutuals

[magic cave]

You may not

[chilly ridge]

shi mb bro

[weak gazelle]

Yea u can easy be millionaire that way

Gotta start out as billionaire

[worldly ridge]

My invesetmetns in Mujahadeens with the Sauds have proven me otherwise

[magic cave]

Why u so negative

[weak gazelle]

Invest in Saudi Arabia instead if u rlly want to invest in the Middle East

[magic cave]

I'm going to reduce your property value

[weak gazelle]

So u would rather he lose his millions?

[magic cave]

Also y'all I made it to Bay Street

Which company should I ask first

[weak gazelle]

Saudi Arabia is based ngl

[worldly ridge]

Sorry I do not support monarchies, I only support democratic republics 🤓

[weak gazelle]

@worldly ridge perfect for country for u

[magic cave]

Please help I'm not from Toronto
@weak gazelle @worldly ridge @errant flame

[worldly ridge]

The homeless perosn in Kensington for a referal

Perhaps you should ask about his political views as well and what he would do to change Canada?

[magic cave]

(More crack)

[worldly ridge]

You are the biggest pakistan hater I ever met

India and Pakistan are like the greeks and turks

Both are poor becasue of infighting

India does not recognize the Sri Lankan incident, and Turkey does not recognize the Armenian incident