canada

[magic cave]

Just like the old times

But everyone is flying to different cities, busy with jobs and girlfriends who have their own jobs and boyfriends, it's tough to wrangle everybody together

170

And I've bounced bro

[marsh thorn]

damn son

[magic cave]

In Toranno now

[marsh thorn]

what company?

and when did you graduate?

job hopped?

did you ever get an OA at least?

[worldly ridge]

Your TC is high because you steal from the homeless and foodbanks

[marsh thorn]

Are you certain you could've gotten in if you tried

How can you be so sure?

Did you get an interview from them?

How did the interview go?

Y?

My guy

Working in office is great

Provide the commute is reasonable

And you like socializing with your colleagues

You don't like socializing with your colleagues?

Okay, that was absolutely brutal

[magic cave]

I actually really like my office

There's so much food

It's like daycare

I threw up once because I ate too much

[marsh thorn]

I was banking on interning at the military again

For this summer

But they got a budget cut

[magic cave]

@worldly ridge

[marsh thorn]

😭

Are you willing to work in person now?

Was it an internship or new grad position?

[boreal sorrel]

i didnt leetcode much for my current offer and tc is bonkers

[worldly ridge]

It's not life. It's just existence.

[quartz ridge]

nice

probably meta

[boreal sorrel]

nah

recurring is 200

🍎

ict3

negotiated up

had a competing offer

w internships? 1 year 7 months

just bachelors

from no name

nah

never did

thye posted a couple over the past few months

ng

my convocation is in june

i did intern there but i had to interview for a whole ass diff team at a new location

yeah niche helps fs

[quartz ridge]

@boreal sorrel wait is this US or canada

[boreal sorrel]

dude its been crazy, ive gotten lucky only after i grad

[quartz ridge]

also how did u get ICT3 as a new grad?

[boreal sorrel]

vancouver

[quartz ridge]

i thought u start ICT2

[boreal sorrel]

negotiation and rizz

[quartz ridge]

oh was it early career

interview?

and then negotiate with another offer

[boreal sorrel]

nah toronto

[quartz ridge]

was the initial location for US and you changed it to vancouver?

[boreal sorrel]

i cant legally work in the us for now, cucked by j1 waiver

[quartz ridge]

i thought they mostly hire from Cali

ohh so you moved your offer to vancouver?

[boreal sorrel]

nah it got rescinded cuz of immigration

and then i got reached out for diff org/role

and interviewed

[quartz ridge]

ohh

[boreal sorrel]

instacart

[quartz ridge]

damn visa reject cause of grad ?

like no bacheors

[boreal sorrel]

look up j1 waiver

its a pain in the ass

im intl

[quartz ridge]

usually its TN no?

oh

j1 usually for intern

[boreal sorrel]

yeah LOL

yeah ik

but if ur intl

and u do a j1

[quartz ridge]

lmaoo

can u do j1 if ur citizen?

for a new grad job?

[boreal sorrel]

your visa might have restrictions

[quartz ridge]

thoguht it was just TN usually

[boreal sorrel]

so i gotta clean up the j1 waiver before i go on h1b

[quartz ridge]

i know some people who had grad date delayed

and then lost TN because no bachelors

[boreal sorrel]

yeah i cant do tn cuz im not a citizen here

[quartz ridge]

wait so did u start

apple without graduating yet

[boreal sorrel]

17th june.

13th is grad

i have my documentation alr

[quartz ridge]

ah ok

what was ur original offer

for ict3

or ict2?

[boreal sorrel]

my intern offer was ict2

my og offer for new team was ict3

cuz i hinted i had competing offers

[wheat comet]

what was your project? did you have users ?

ah ok

[quartz ridge]

oh dang

also do u know if you get an offer for cali

is it possible to delay it or change locations?

like lets say u get cali offer, can you offer to move to vancouver or somewhere in canada

[wheat comet]

pork????

[quartz ridge]

hi

[wheat comet]

is this the real pork ?

form a sentence that only the real pork would form

[quartz ridge]

hello

[wheat comet]

how u been man

where did you go

[quartz ridge]

good

how u been

[wheat comet]

good good

whered u go

[boreal sorrel]

don’t think so

[quartz ridge]

i been travelling

[wheat comet]

where to

[quartz ridge]

Singapore

My home country

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-bak-bak-kuh-teh-bkt-klang-gif-12673103

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-hainanese-garnishing-hainanese-chicken-yummy-gif-13600818

https://tenor.com/view/mukbang-food-mukbang-gifs-asmr-mukbang-korean-food-gif-23370494

[quartz ridge]

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQXLhIcPrc

@wheat comet Thoughts?

[wheat comet]

a very early indication of the growing distrust in the United States and a movement towards a multipolar world where countries will not have to rely solely on the USA and can, and would prefer to, turn to other nations ( 🇨🇳 ) for support

[worldly ridge]

Thank you for your analysis. As a PHD in Poli Sci, I believe that year marks the unspoken cultural revolution simmilar to China's cultural revolution during Mao's Era for the global south who has been destablized by the United Sates.

I believe the children who are sniffing glue in slums to supress their hunger would be the most susceptible to this cultural revolution.

[wheat comet]

I believe a second October Revolution is in motion. One where we overthrow the autocratic regime that is the USA

Just need more people to gain consciousness

too many lumpens currently.

[worldly ridge]

As a PHD in Economics, I believe due to dialetical materialism and material conditions in the imperial core, the labor aristocrats and laborers positive relationship with those above them, I believe a 2nd Black October will occur. It is up to the global south to overthrow those in sheep's clothing and the east to decimate Western Chauvinism to galvanise a 2nd October Rev to occur in the imperial core.

[magic cave]

Can we get a second White Christmas

[worldly ridge]

No, but with your analysis on contemporary foreign policies, China would've fallen to Western and European Imperialism, lost both Sino Japanese wars, fall into wardlordism and still be seperated by the Qing Dynasty

[ruby ridge]

Would you guys take software dev Intern at RBC or backend dev Intern at Intact?

[tender coral]

anyone received any news about Microsoft Fall 2024 Vancouver?

[paper ether]

no

[tender coral]

God damn

[analog current]

People already got offers for it

[teal remnant]

You got offer ?

[ruby ridge]

I got intact background check, when I asked recruiter she said if it passes it will lead to offer

[tough knot]

Is intact remote

[mighty sluice]

acc?

[analog current]

Yea

[ruby ridge]

nah hybrid i think

[tough knot]

Then doesn’t matter much I think

[tough knot]

do you know pay

[ruby ridge]

i think intact usually pays more

intact pays based off credits complete, idk about rbc

[analog current]

Rbc is random

And with RBC It’s easier to negotiate

[tough knot]

just do both fr

[ruby ridge]

is double interning the meta 🤔

[tough knot]

you’ll prob have the time to manage both lol

[ruby ridge]

[analog current]

yea if both companies pay u 35/hr

youll make 70/hr

and in 4 months thats 34,125

[tender coral]

Holy shit no way?

The one that opened May 8th??

I’m actually fucked then

[analog current]

yea i think one person got it

not sure if its for summer tho

[analog current]

its RNG

[tender coral]

Jeez man I actually hate this

[tender coral]

Cause Microsoft always seems slow no way it’s for fall surely?

That’s my cope tho lmao

[tacit stag]

idk tho cuz i feel like for any intern role

you usally hear back quickly with an OA or phone

at least in my experience. Once it has taken more than 2 weeks to get back to me i just prepare that i didnt get it

[tender coral]

True tbh just me coping I guess haha. I don't know why I didn't get an OA at least tho, unless there's like something that I'm missing or like a knock out question

Or maybe Microsoft Canada does like a manual resume review and then a phone call

[tacit stag]

but who knows maybe they didnt reach out yet, I havent heard anyone who heard back yet

[tacit stag]

lolll maybe. I wish I could go back and update my resume tho 😭

[tender coral]

You can update your profile resume I don't know if that changes anything tho lmao

[tacit stag]

yeeee i just did that lets pray 🙏

[tender coral]

I actually want Vancouver so bad bro I've never been there lmao

[tender coral]

praying everyday hahaha

[tacit stag]

yeah same here I think it'd be a sick win win. be at microsoft and explore van

[tender coral]

dream for me lmao always wanted to visit west coast canada

[rotund sand]

Anyone got offer from RBC for software Developer Intern

[rotund sand]

Yes not yet received

[marsh thorn]

for next summer? Or for this fall?

[rotund sand]

For this fall

[marsh thorn]

okay

I thought it was for this summer

and I barely got started

[tardy gulch]

Anyone hear back for shopify yet?

[radiant isle]

Anyone gave SAP intern interview recently?

[mellow anvil]

anyone did d2l soft dev co op interview recently?

[normal jetty]

Anyone anyone anyone yet recently?

[worldly ridge]

Thoughts? @magic cave
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/jpmorgan-ceo-dimon-hard-landing-stagflation-fears-inflation-worries-us-fed-1724771

[magic cave]

I own property

As long as there's a housing crisis

[worldly ridge]

You are the most attractive NIMBY I known

Congrats on your success

But what if you lost your job @magic cave during a hard landing?

[magic cave]

I would still seek the marrow of life

The world in a grain of said

[worldly ridge]

That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse

Only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be

[magic cave]

The road of excess leads to the palace

[worldly ridge]

女人能顶半边天

[teal remnant]

When did you get invite

[ruby ridge]

Google rewards, Zuck and tachiyomi are beckoning you. Much excess

[mellow anvil]

like 1-2 hours ago

[magic cave]

Tachiyomi enjoyer?

I only read hentai

Google Rewards are for VBucks

Shit

An senior SDE just asked me to present my work tomorrow

What work bro 💀⁉️

[teal remnant]

Are you from loo ?

[mellow anvil]

nope

[eternal fossil]

anyone know what i should say to a recruiter asking for a short summary of me and why she should be pushing my resume to hiring managers?

im blanking out lol

[marsh thorn]

are you cold calling them?

or did they reach out to you?

tell them about your merits and why you're interested in working at the company or something

[eternal fossil]

no, I emailed a recruiter and theyre asking me to provide a short summary of why theyre pushing my resume to the hiring manager

[marsh thorn]

just ask chatGPT

paste your resume

and ask it to generate a response based on that

or look at the job description

and explain why you're a good fit

[marsh thorn]

Guys

TikTok posted an internship for this summer

https://careers.tiktok.com/position/7356299238987712819/detail?spread=5MWH5CQ

must've been because some of the offers given bailed out last minute

[magic cave]

Front End 🤢

[tacit stag]

I would love to apply but the tiktok carrer page has this thing where you can only apply to 2 things at a time and apprently they never delete what you applied to so I cant apply to this 💀

[analog current]

Yea same shi so dumb

[analog current]

How's the job market for a new dev?

[marsh thorn]

this is for this summer though

when the summer is over

wouldn't the job be down

and your 2 application limit be restored?

[tacit stag]

i applied to summer 2024 roles back in december and i guess they still havent gone away even

[drifting shore]

It’s also for off season

[worldly ridge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/daJNA0cZID4?si=uKAo4EAXrXQxXHn0

Reminds me of you

[magic cave]

Bro stop pinging

I'm watching 21 with my girl tonight

[ruby ridge]

congrats on Epic Games

[paper ether]

🥺

[worldly ridge]

Hope you have a fun night

[marsh thorn]

is that Jisoo from blackpink?

[undone bramble]

Anyone here got the interview with Balyasny for SWE for fall? Or had it in the past?

[tender coral]

did you get a phone screen? When is yours

[undone bramble]

yes for loo.

[placid dawn]

any jobs

[magic cave]

Didn't

I preferred the Eminem concert inside Fortnite

[worldly ridge]

What Daddy always tell you?
Straighten up, little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you cryin' about?
You got me

[noble field]

Better than 2021-2022

[gusty ibex]

Um, no?

2022 was one of the best markets in the last decade, lol

(at least from what I’d observed, idk, it’s anecdotal)

[noble field]

Arguably the best the market has ever been

[radiant isle]

Anyone recently interviewed with Demonware?

[tender coral]

@echo latch Are you mod or admin?

[tardy gulch]

I guess shopify slow this cycle or they just ghosted my ass

[dark wren]

after which round?

[tardy gulch]

i just did the cipher assignment thing and they said they would hit me back this week

which i assume was a generic email to everyone

but aint hear back since

[tardy gulch]

did you hear back?

[dark wren]

yepp

[tardy gulch]

oh really is it a behavioural first or straight to technical?

[dark wren]

behavioral

[tardy gulch]

and when did you submit your OA

[dark wren]

around may 10th

[tardy gulch]

fair

I guess imma just assume I didnt move on this time

[hollow aspen]

did they say when decisions will be released after ur interview?

[tardy gulch]

damn apparently people have already finished technicals for shopify

[tardy gulch]

lmao wtf why shopify baiting my ass saying "we'll be in touch with you next week regarding the status of your application"

they should just tell me to kms instead

ahhh i see waterloo kids first then the rest of us mortals

last time I had a interview early on

but this time they stringing me along

tbh thats every application apply and pray

do referrals even hold any weight at shopify for thier internships?

[wary tundra]

nah it's not even loo

go look at linkedin of people interning there now

tons of lower ranked unis

and no name experience

it's RNG

[tardy gulch]

When RNG gonna hit me fr

https://tenor.com/view/down-bad-gif-23622544

[analog current]

Someone got Microsoft for the summer and they go to Laurier for CS

[tardy gulch]

bruv i go to windsor im like bottom of the barrel scum in the canadian cs world

[analog current]

And another person that goes to Laurier CS for data dog in New York

[tardy gulch]

but tbf i did get a tesla one till they said internships cancelled for summer

my luck got used up for no reason

[analog current]

See it’s literally RNG

[tardy gulch]

my RNG got RNG'd

thats peak

[analog current]

nah you can probably reach out to the person that send u the interview

[tardy gulch]

lmao i did they vanished into the wind

they just said after my interview summer internships cancelled

[analog current]

Damn

That’s not the worse tho imagine all the people that got Tesla offer and rejected all there other offers

and then they got rescinded 😭

[tardy gulch]

nah forget that the worst were the ones that paid first and last for an apartment and got burned

thats why imma never rent an apartment till I work my first week anywhere

[hollow aspen]

does that mean if i haven't heard anything after my final round it's over?

i'll still keep fingers crossed then 💀

[wary tundra]

likely

[hollow aspen]

rip just had it yesterday and alrdy over

[magic ether]

chat what's good

[paper ether]

gimme job 😋

[quartz ridge]

What up

[quartz ridge]

U still at Kinaxis?

[burnt pecan]

Yea lowkey agree... i transferred from cs to urban forestry after gpt-4o released... the end is near

[outer edge]

urban forestry is insane

[azure junco]

Good points, please make sure to study something future proof like customer service or HR management. It'll be better in the long run

[worldly ridge]

I transitioned to become a social worker because AI cannot ever replace human compassion and empathy that is needed for the highly demanding emotionaly driven job.

TC: 35k, but I am happy helping others in a job secure environment.

[magic cave]

Similar, I started doing Uber driving with my parents' Maybach

0 startup capital and I give out joy by sharing a unique experience

[worldly ridge]

You will lsoe your job to AI soon with the emergence of self driving cars from Elon Musk.

[magic cave]

I will start a startup and make you lose your job

.

[normal jetty]

Personally I do walking Uber 👣

One day I will save up enough for a bicycle

[magic cave]

I've actually seen rickshaws start popping up in Toronto

[normal jetty]

On a finance plan

[normal jetty]

The transformation has begun

[magic cave]

You need to run though

Walking is no longer enough

[normal jetty]

No sir

Uber eats walking

I get around 100,000 steps a day from it

[magic cave]

Prove it

[worldly ridge]

With your level of emotional intelligence, you will not be able to breed an A.I with a simmilar or superior understanding of the human anguish

[normal jetty]

I can send feet pics if u want

[magic cave]

😋

🤑

[normal jetty]

Hopefully by end of this month

[magic cave]

😠

[normal jetty]

I will afford the first payment of my bicycle

Road to getting Wheels !

[magic cave]

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1d2ramn/unemployed_newgrads_what_now_how_are_you_paying/

[normal jetty]

I can finally enjoy the invention of the wheel

[magic cave]

Please share your experience

[normal jetty]

CS job market too tough

[worldly ridge]

Have you considerecd Rickshawing?

[normal jetty]

Sorry my family back home will make fun of me

If. I Am a rickshaw driver

I need to prepare for the arranged marriage soon

[magic cave]

What if you rickshaw for a huge company

[normal jetty]

So I tell them I work at Uber

[magic cave]

Like my startup

[worldly ridge]

Your family's insecurity should not measure your decision

You are worth more then your job.

[normal jetty]

Yes but the arranged marriage market is a tough place too

I got screwed by CS market and Arranged marriage market

It’s truly over

[worldly ridge]

Marrige market in Canada?

[magic cave]

Just get a citizenship

[normal jetty]

Easier said than done

[worldly ridge]

You are handsome, do not worry.

[normal jetty]

The govemrnet knows my internet history

I don’t think I will get it

[worldly ridge]

@normal jetty Do you think BJP will win again?

[normal jetty]

Thank you saar

Everyone irl seems to think otherwise

They all start running when I try to follow them and ask a question

[normal jetty]

They don’t make em for my size

Extreme micro sized

[magic cave]

The passport?

[normal jetty]

I can send proof for that too if you want

[worldly ridge]

Perhaps it is your employment status?

[normal jetty]

I think so too

[worldly ridge]

I would not want to date someone in Toronto who is under 6 figs, How else can I afford shoeboxes?

[normal jetty]

Actually you can live in a park

It’s not so bad after a while

Especially in the ravines

There is fresh water and food

[worldly ridge]

Thank you, I will consider this.

[normal jetty]

(Squirrels)

[worldly ridge]

You are wise, I am suprised you are still single

[magic cave]

He is not lying

[normal jetty]

Yep I even know how to start fires

[worldly ridge]

Your personality is great, so is your intellegencia

[normal jetty]

What else do they want?

[drifting shore]

He is in the hr department at zon

[normal jetty]

Doxxx

Leave J alone

[worldly ridge]

I dont know, but I am sorry to hear about your situation. Society needs to change instead of you.

If I was a girl, I would date you.

Sorry, I have a partner, but I would date you if I lost my partner

Stop deleting 💀

[normal jetty]

Sorry I gonna get banned

By soulkks

If I don’t

[magic cave]

Can we go back to talking about housing and jobs

I don't understand

Why can't you attach a couple rickshaws to the back of a car

And transport several people at once

Effectively tripling or quadrupling your income?

[worldly ridge]

I am doing this, alongside renting my 1 bedroom for 10 people

its called 'house-hacking'

[quartz ridge]

The main thing

Is that startups are actually better

Lower pay but higher morale

[worldly ridge]

You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I am grateful

[magic cave]

Lmao?

[drifting shore]

Doom

[marsh thorn]

There's no housing and jobs to talk about here 🥲

[lapis tide]

please send

[quartz ridge]

Think about it like this

Ok?

If you have 40k (lower salary)

But high morale and grind set

Think sigma, alpha, or GA

Versus alternate

Is 70k+ (high salary)

[magic cave]

40k lower or 40k total 🤣

[quartz ridge]

But you have poor quality: complacent, arrogant, and low meek

You have small drive

Big ego. Will not be good for long term

So my argue is this: prio low salary + high drive instead of high onset salary but very low motivation….

Prio the startups… the early seed startup…

Think about IPO

[worldly ridge]

@quartz ridge Thougths on unpaid internships?

[quartz ridge]

Excellent for first coulé internship

[worldly ridge]

What about child labor?

[quartz ridge]

Circumstantial

[lost lark]

🤨

[magic cave]

I would never trust someone who took an unpaid internship

[magic cave]

If you're thinking about IPOs you're still thinking about money

. . .

My company gives 2 lunches weekly, stocked with snacks, biweekly socials, mental health days

and some other shit I haven't looked at

[lost lark]

🤨

[magic cave]

I also disagreed with that point

If you're employed you can basically pull any girl

[lost lark]

Right like

😭😭😭😭

Hell even if youre unemployed

[worldly ridge]

The strongest critics are not others, but ourselves

Be kind to yourself

[quartz ridge]

Nah

You don’t understand

Humble yourself early career….

You just flex your TC and your physique

Not health lol

Focus on better urself

[lost lark]

What

Im saying even unemployed ppl get play 😂😂😂

[worldly ridge]

Oh true

[magic cave]

I actually got more girls when I was unemployed

[lost lark]

Yea i had more time

[magic cave]

Because there's so much time to buy liquor and go clubbing

[lost lark]

💀

[worldly ridge]

Im glad your able to find your gf now

[magic cave]

Employed rn and only have one girl

[lost lark]

Now if someone asks me to go get food I gotta schedule it weeks in advance

😭😭😭

[tardy gulch]

don't lie women don't exist

[worldly ridge]

The worst part is losing friends because of job relcoations

[magic cave]

@tardy gulch

I got the juice and the carbine

[tardy gulch]

Never seen a women before so they are figment of my imagination

[quartz ridge]

Ur body count is low man stop try flex.

[quartz ridge]

Never had one real friend irl

I have not made one friend

Since college

[noble field]

This is why you’re my goat

[magic cave]

Unblock me and we'll see

[quartz ridge]

Done

[eternal fossil]

anyone ever get an interview or OA from jerry?

[tardy gulch]

shopify gotta be taking the piss why they doing my interview now

[tardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/pause-gay-no-gif-15366401

[magic cave]

I'm going to send him my 🥩

[tardy gulch]

herpes or no proof of body count type shit

[magic cave]

Syphilis twice

[noble field]

Rookie numbers 🥱

[tardy gulch]

MJ numbers STD or bust

[normal jetty]

Warning: Please keep the conversation related to CS.

[magic cave]

Chronic syphilis

[tardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

[normal jetty]

Warning: No bullying in the server.

[tardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dare-devil-gif-23837643

[worldly ridge]

I am your friend

[quartz ridge]

Are you serious????

[magic cave]

Still blocked

[worldly ridge]

Yes, you are my singaporean friend

You are my brother, I will die for you

[lost lark]

I know

Its so sad

Especially when they change time zones completely

Wdym by that @normal jetty

[normal jetty]

Those aren’t real friends imo

[normal jetty]

Cuz like

If they won’t stay in touch just bcuz of Location

[lost lark]

Uhhhh

Thats not what I meant

[normal jetty]

It prolly means they were just using u

Real friends stay in touch on discord

[lost lark]

Im not gonna go take a flight just to play sports with a guy

💀

[normal jetty]

Ya but u can always chat on discord

[lost lark]

Yea

[normal jetty]

Remember , discord > Real life

[lost lark]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[worldly ridge]

R.A you only keep in touch with

https://tenor.com/view/a-minor-kdot-they-not-like-us-kendrick-gif-8928818114141288017

In Discord

[normal jetty]

Who leaked ?

[worldly ridge]

A singaporean KGB

[quartz ridge]

this is all im going to say

and ill say it once lol

if u have a startup offer

always take it

[worldly ridge]

How is SEA surviving right now

Eveyrone is getting cooked

[quartz ridge]

it will help u in the long run..

not going to repeat myself lol....

[worldly ridge]

Okay...

[lost lark]

Yes they definitely wont lose funding

[quartz ridge]

im just saying

u will wear many mort hats

and expand ur skill set more lol

[lost lark]

True

[quartz ridge]

so thats why im adovcating

take the 50k offer

over the 80k offer

lol

take the startup always

early career

but no one realizes this

and people still flock to bloomberg lol

like cows attracted to honey

it makes no sense imo

[ruby ridge]

If have an offer for you, founding engineer at my startup. 0K TC but many hats available. Do you reciprocate?

[quartz ridge]

probably yeha

but pref 40-50k

lo

ideally 45k

[magic cave]

My startup has 0.001K TC

Competitive offer infinity times more TC

[quartz ridge]

well

how many leetcode have you done

have you read a system design book cover to cover?

do you know OOP?

those are questions you should ask yourself.....

[ruby ridge]

My startup specializes in HatTech.... Hats trump TC as Pig said

[magic cave]

Literally who doesn't know OOP

Are you 5

[quartz ridge]

uh

name the 3 principles lol

ill abstract the first one away for u

[reef niche]

Guys will working for huawei (Canada) cause any immigration issues in Canada such as PR/citizenship?

[quartz ridge]

dont do huawei

bad rep

and sinagaporean company

.

tbh tho

if u dont know how to do OOP + system design

then ur going to struggle in our economy

lol

[magic cave]

Probably won't if they're operating in Canada

[magic cave]

🤯🤯🤯

If you don't know how to do the job you will struggle at the job

[quartz ridge]

yeah but

if you have low leetcode count

[ivory pond]

I’m 4th year and don’t know oop

[quartz ridge]

its the equivalent of being a man with a smelly armpit lol

no one wants u if u have low leetcode

thats just life in a nuthsell as a swe

[magic cave]

What's your LeetCode

[magic cave]

What program?

[ivory pond]

Computer science

[magic cave]

Ehh believable

At McGill the OOP heuristic is only briefly touched on

[ivory pond]

I’m self taught

[quartz ridge]

i have like 300 lc

[magic cave]

But no job

[ivory pond]

Bad

[quartz ridge]

and ive only worked at gaotek + AMD

well im incomnig @ AMD

[normal jetty]

AMD???

New PorkML lore dropped

[quartz ridge]

incoming lol

ex-gaotek , incoming @ AMD

add me on linkedin lol

.......................

[normal jetty]

Bet bet

[quartz ridge]

bros just doxxing me llolol

[normal jetty]

No I assume everyone

Cuz all my hs friends went there and got amd coop lol

[ivory pond]

What r u doing at AMD

Hardware?

[quartz ridge]

oh ok

im doing embedded

but im nervous

[reef niche]

I saw that working at huawei will slow the application for PR / citizenship due to longer background check is this true?

[quartz ridge]

dont do huawei lol

[ivory pond]

That’s cool

[quartz ridge]

unless u wanan work for nobody

[reef niche]

No other choice man

[quartz ridge]

huawei is like

[normal jetty]

So uh r we sending LinkedIns or nah

[quartz ridge]

a red flag on resume

bro

[magic cave]

DM me

[normal jetty]

U dm first

I’m nervous

[magic cave]

Look for Kevin on LinkedIn

[reef niche]

You serious? Why red flag?

[ivory pond]

@quartz ridge give amd referral

[quartz ridge]

well for 1

canada banned huawei

so

thats pretty big red flag

but if ur at loo and need coop i guess its ok

i just would not first choice huawei ever

[boreal sorrel]

yeah right dafuq are you on

[magic cave]

Pork is a troll who isn't even in CS

[quartz ridge]

u need leetcode

[boreal sorrel]

that explains it

[quartz ridge]

< 50 leetcode = freshman/soph
50-100 = junior
100+ = faang intern

[boreal sorrel]

:P i’ll take my job w my low lc count

[magic cave]

He just hears about LeetCode from plebbit and TikTok and thinks it's actually important

[quartz ridge]

theres only 1 way to actually conform

and that is to follow the game

[normal jetty]

Is he in like Eng?

[quartz ridge]

to play by the rules

[normal jetty]

Cuz that’s the same shit

Wait pork I thought u went to Uoit?

[quartz ridge]

hahah yes

[boreal sorrel]

well thank god i broke in unnoticed

[magic cave]

Coffee Engineer

[quartz ridge]

i am a TMU

[normal jetty]

But no one from uoit gets amd

[normal jetty]

Ahh ok makes sense

[quartz ridge]

amd is pretty good

i had to put my projects under experience though to get it

[normal jetty]

R u in comp eng by any chance

[quartz ridge]

or else the recruiter would not bat an eye

[normal jetty]

All my friend r in that

[quartz ridge]

yes

[normal jetty]

And then they did the software. Option

I think software option is pointless tho no?

[quartz ridge]

stop react to my message lol im serious

i dont think it does much

still a comp eng degree after all

[ivory pond]

Project under experience💀

[normal jetty]

Ya

[magic cave]

You need to accept thr friend request

[normal jetty]

And everyone I knew in Electircla eng dropped out 💀

[quartz ridge]

lol you guys just meme on me?

[normal jetty]

Ok

[magic cave]

No I believe you

[quartz ridge]

most people switch into software

i know some people who change uni

[magic cave]

Just thought it was funny

[quartz ridge]

but yeah tmu is ok if you are good

like if you have raw talent

and good work ethic

you can succeed

[magic cave]

It doesn't matter if you lie about working at Cohere, Citadel, AMD, etc.

[quartz ridge]

i had 3 personal projects (3d chess engine, mips assembly compiler, and also a words with friends multiplayer arena) under work expeirence + my gaotek internship

and then i got callback

[magic cave]

At the end of the day you close Discord and the truth comes out when you're alone

[quartz ridge]

and just 2 round of interview and got the offer..

the best way to secure an offer

is to blend your actual work

• personal projections

that gives the recruiter a broad brush look into your credibility and work

[magic cave]

"Broad brush look into your credibility"

Literally lying

[quartz ridge]

Is there any channel where I can get Frontend developer entry level job. I would appreciate your help!😊

plan for today

bench 315 for reps

read 1 book

browse reddit for r/girlsgonewired

read an anime

do 1 leetcode

[quartz ridge]

but yeah

definitely recommend leetcode for anyone new to cs

[tender coral]

read an anime?

[quartz ridge]

lc

use brain

ok?

[lost lark]

He doesnt understand its ok

[vivid fiber]

Whats ur tc?

[quartz ridge]

https://www.levels.fyi/companies/amazon/salaries/software-engineer/levels/sde-iii

[vivid fiber]

Thats pretty good!

[quartz ridge]

yes i agree

a bit of a larpe

tc dont matter

good work does though

[vivid fiber]

Eh it depends on the person

[quartz ridge]

good work matter smore than tc

tc will bring u happiness for 1 month

good work will make u feel free for life

[vivid fiber]

Wow thats v good

U shoud b happi

[noble field]

Anyone work at Coveo ?

Past or present

[quartz ridge]

me

they will ask u a LC hard for the interview

resume review

grill u on resume

and ask about the tech stack

usually they have french accents

so its hard to decipher their true intentions

assuming ur interviewing for the montreal location

their search platform is cooked now

because of hybrid

[noble field]

L

I can appease them I speak French

[quartz ridge]

?

nah

[quartz ridge]

most discouraging thing

want to aask a genuine question anyone here to respond to my query?

[magic cave]

Go

[quartz ridge]

not u. ur low competency

need someone who has knowledge / generosity to answer

[magic cave]

🥱

He has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai

[noble field]

I have no knowledge but I have generosity

[magic cave]

Which school is inside a mall

I saw an Ontario meme but I was unable to comprehend it

[regal lotus]

are there any non-waterloo/uoft students that got swe at any quant

[magic ether]

bro i havent been there since last fall 😭

[lusty ember]

York and TMU have parts of their branches in malls

TMU does movie theatre lectures

[magic cave]

Ok and which one has the nets

[vivid fiber]

Yes

[lusty ember]

McMaster? https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/mcmaster-university-installs-safety-netting-in-staircases-at-new-student-residence/article_196603c6-cbb7-545b-a8cf-328791dcc6a3.html

[regal lotus]

proof?

[vivid fiber]

Linkedin search

[drifting shore]

McGill

[noble field]

Dawson xd

[quartz ridge]

dawson college lol

[jagged geyser]

Has anyone heard back from splunk backend fall 2024?

[tender coral]

Nope

[rotund sand]

Anyone heard back from RBC

[tough knot]

yeah, some people got offers

[rotund sand]

Who

[noble field]

Did anyone get anything for Microsoft

[noble field]

Nah

Wondering what’s going on

[south dagger]

Is anybody interning at IBM remotely?

[broken whale]

@normal jetty

[magic cave]

Canada

[raw ocean]

canada

[tardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-nerf-gun-caelum-kill-me-sad-gif-13630462

[tender coral]

Can't believe I'm getting ghosted by RBC holy.

[azure junco]

Probably overqualified in the sense that they thought he would leave the second a better opportunity came up

For those types of jobs you need to remove everything from your resume and lie about not having a degree

[raw ocean]

retail jobs are acc competitive

[marsh thorn]

Exactly, except I would say that you should include a degree, but make it a boring one and say you're studying humanities or something, not humanities

[marsh thorn]

I applied for a front desk position at my school's dorm

they asked me more difficult questions than most tech internship positions that pay more than they do

[magic cave]

What were the questions?

[lapis tide]

@azure junco congrats

[magic cave]

4 sum?

[marsh thorn]

They asked me behavioural questions

and one of the most ridiculous one they asked me is

"How will you uphold and foster diversity, equity, and inclusion at the university... as a front desk representative"

and they paid minimum wage

and I'm like

🤦‍♂️

[tender coral]

That's the dean and president's job lmao why they asking you lmao

[marsh thorn]

Ikr

[lusty ember]

to be fair you aren't really good at behavioral questions

do you remember your answer to the 'promote diversity, equity, and inclusion' question for a club?

[wild latch]

Anyone work at TD as a Dev?

[raven pollen]

anyone know what to expect for shopify technical?

[worldly ridge]

I agree, I believe behaivoral is a must for customer facing jobs, it is to weed out socially inept laborers like the ones in Computer Science.

How many opposite gender friends do you have should be the follow up question.

[swift kernel]

learn how to bullshit and it will serve u well

[tender coral]

My greatest skill bro is knowing how to waffle

[quartz ridge]

“9”

[radiant isle]

Hi does anyone has an idea about this: I received an email that your offer letter is visible on workday, but when I go to my candidate home on workday I can’t see anything

[magic cave]

Corporate workday account maybe

Internal hire or what?

[radiant isle]

Not not an internal hire

[worldly ridge]

Soft landing @quartz ridge ?

[quartz ridge]

there's nothing probably about that lol

its just l9?

[worldly ridge]

Thanks for the insights

@weak gazelle Chime in?

[worldly ridge]

Yes

[weak gazelle]

tf

[weak gazelle]

0.3 percent bruh

@worldly ridge

Move to India

[worldly ridge]

Do you think India will be wealther then Canada

I will move and invest in India

[weak gazelle]

Obviously

[worldly ridge]

Is BJP sending visas?

[weak gazelle]

tf kinda question is that

Canada economy is dead

[worldly ridge]

I want my Indian visa

[weak gazelle]

no

[worldly ridge]

Wtf

[weak gazelle]

💀

[worldly ridge]

@weak gazelle

How do you think India will fare long term?

[weak gazelle]

number one economy

[worldly ridge]

What if climate change destroys the economy

[weak gazelle]

no

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lorax-a-chambear-chamba-o'hare-o'hare-air-gif-10377812460216965515

You sound like him

You will destory the world for India's GDP

You will destroy the world for short term growth

https://tenor.com/view/lorax-the-lorax-speak-for-the-trees-guardian-of-the-forest-gif-18383689

[weak gazelle]

ur

@worldly ridge

lol

Git gud

[tardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/wowgrape-gif-25173788

[weak gazelle]

The west is predominately contributing to global warming tf u mean

India needs to be number one

[worldly ridge]

Two wrongs dont make a right

[weak gazelle]

Wdym India is literally not@contributing close to as much

And they’re working on heavy electrification to reduce emissions

[weak gazelle]

wat

[quartz ridge]

Height mogged, jaw mogged, youth mogged.

[quartz ridge]

Birds of a feather flock together.

[weak gazelle]

Justin got country mogged

[worldly ridge]

Did you vote for BJP

[weak gazelle]

ofc

Modi 🔛 🔝

[worldly ridge]

What do you think of Sri Lanka?

[weak gazelle]

i dont think about sri lanka

[worldly ridge]

Typical Sinhalese reponse

[barren sinew]

🤮

[weak gazelle]

L

[worldly ridge]

From the Mountains to the rivers, Kashmir will be free 💪

[robust lotus]

University of Toronto… U of T… the name radiates fear, even the abbreviation.. Shivers go down the spines of many when they hear of or see the UofT logo. The dark blue background, symbolizing the empty abyss it is. The university that has killed hundreds. The university that has garnered the notorious nickname U of Tears. The university where people, even for those who were accepted to the most competitive programs, hesitate to accept the offer, knowing the sheer rigour and difficulty of the school. Some people dare even apply to this spine-tingling and formidable university, even knowing they may be a competitive applicant.

[magic cave]

Right 🤓👆🏿

[muted knoll]

u have an interview w them?

[vale solstice]

how does one prep for non leetcode technical interviews

theres like a billion things they could ask

ranging from like sql query, to git command, to SOLID, to methodologies

[tender coral]

bro oop, language specific questions and just basic concepts and light trivia relax

[vale solstice]

🧢

had a manager once ask me to explain how i would make a get request with axios, had to verbally explain the code line by line

then we started arguing because he didnt agree with my answer and i was convinced he wasnt understanding my code

all verbally ofc

[lusty ember]

🗣️

[burnt pecan]

well you prob dont want to work there anyway cause you can just google that stuff

[vale solstice]

in this market ill take any abuse to have a job

[tender coral]

with code in front of you? or off the top of your head

[tender coral]

bro why tf would you start arguing with him wtf that's your fault

[vale solstice]

just off the top of my head

[vale solstice]

i mean he said my ans was wrong, even though i know it was right

obv ima argue

[tender coral]

No don’t do that bro, do you want to be right or have a job?

[vale solstice]

but if im not right im not gonna get the job

but in all honesty tho i already had an offer so i didnt gaf

times are different now 😹

[tender coral]

That’s a different situation then 😂

But yeah just give in explain your thought process and waffle towards what he thinks is right

[vale solstice]

yeah probably

dude was a miserable guy too, didnt smile once during the interview

[wispy bluff]

Anyone had interview with Dayforce (Ceridian) for Software Engineer Intern position?

[tender coral]

But hey if you already got a better offer then just for fun doing that isn't so bad lmao

[paper ether]

carleton team rise up

[radiant isle]

Has anyone interviewed with Sun Life?

[magic cave]

You are not "locked in" if you are still posting on Discord

[twin harness]

Anyone got OA for the Amazon NG?

[azure junco]

is this the dude who joined his zoom court driving when he was having a hearing about his suspended license

[tender coral]

Yeah lmao that was hilarious

[drifting shore]

It opened yesterday 💀

[radiant isle]

Anyone gave Demonware interview recently?

[tender coral]

You got an interview? They aired me lmao

[radiant isle]

Yes

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave

You are my demon

[magic cave]

Is that good

[worldly ridge]

Im tired of you

Leave me alone

[magic cave]

We need a mod

Off topic

Seize his assets

[worldly ridge]

I dont have any. This is Canada, I live in a cardboard box

[last parcel]

Good

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/koba-angry-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-gun-bad-ape-gif-9323663

im back

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-gif-24283407

[tardy gulch]

ayo whos blud

[stable ravine]

[magic cave]

AJ = Andrija

@stable ravine Andrija ML is back 🥳

[tardy gulch]

oh nah idk who that is I just said that because his pic is bad monkey too

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-caesar-no-never-nooooo-gif-19000603

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-ape-bad-ape-thumbs-up-thumb-gif-919784494209156273

[last parcel]

Privatize everything

Maximize stake holder values

Customer obsession

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/apes-together-strong-0p1sf-gif-20906166

[worldly ridge]

I like you to meet my singaporean friend #2 @quartz ridge

https://tenor.com/view/twice-funny-nayeon-dahyun-cute-gif-19819595

[last parcel]

Huh

[azure junco]

you maximize shareholder value by having a bias for action

[chilly ridge]

anyone heard back from Microsoft fall yet?😩

[last parcel]

[tardy gulch]

bad monkey > proximus

good monkey > bad monkey

[tardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-head-spin-crazy-gif-24003231

https://tenor.com/view/elsword-gif-27268482

reported for doxxing me

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-ape-bad-ape-catfoodcannon-gif-18414114400761048373

[mellow anvil]

anyone heard back from splunk?

[quartz ridge]

toong toong

[teal remnant]

Hey can I dm

[magic cave]

Ayo it's June

Is it too late for a summer internship

Where should I be looking?

Already tried WaterlooWorks and Glassdoor

[ruby ridge]

raves

[magic cave]

📝📝📝

[mellow anvil]

sure

[drifting shore]

Have u tried getting the return offer?

[magic cave]

They caught me playing League during working hours

[marsh thorn]

Don't you already have an internship?

[marsh thorn]

and also, you're a Waterlo CS student? Congrats!

[magic cave]

Huh?

[marsh thorn]

I thought you mentioned that you have an internship

[wheat comet]

He is broke. And he’s using his friend’s waterloo account, he graduated from coding bootcamp

[magic cave]

Yes thank you for the clarification

I was debating between UofT or CodeWorks

But in the end I am a proud Brainstation graduate

[placid dawn]

zn hiring ng?

[stable ravine]

Msg me to get blacklisted

[lost lark]

😭

Waterlooworks and still cant find a position???

You should try posting ads on kijiji next

[wheat comet]

fr he is so broke lets all point and laugh 🤣 👉 🤓 @magic cave

[magic cave]

NoooOOooOo please 🥺

[magic cave]

@sethf may you suffer the 5 decays of deva

[ruby ridge]

Your heart is weak, your dao is false 😠

[vapid spire]

long shot but anyone here interned at lumentum

[halcyon arrow]

https://www.humblebundle.com/books/land-tech-job-for-dummies-wiley-books?hmb_source=&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_2_layout_type_threes_tile_index_3_c_landtechjobfordummieswiley_bookbundle

[magic cave]

😂😂😂

Sorry I didn't mean to laugh, buying it asap

[vapid spire]

fr? @stable ravine can I dm you

[halcyon arrow]

I just got rejected by a bus patroller.

[zinc marlin]

hey did anyone here go through instacart onsite recently

[tender coral]

New Grad?

[cinder kraken]

are you ng?

[magic cave]

Please do not speak ill of me

[worldly ridge]

@mountain_goat

[magic cave]

You need the @a_

[zinc marlin]

No 2 YOE

[zinc marlin]

2 YOE

[supple quiver]

anyone hear back from rbc this week

[tender coral]

I see good luck bro you got this

[lost lark]

For what

[supple quiver]

fall software dev

[magic cave]

I need a $3 000 000 LoC to buy another apartment

[lost lark]

Coop?

[lost lark]

Ahhh i get it

[tardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-this-is-fine-dog-this-is-fine-meme-this-is-fine-pepe-this-is-fine-pepe-the-frog-gif-11023810198288410454

[stable ravine]

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave

Thoughts?

[magic cave]

There are like 30 explanations for this

• Applicant is lying about their experience
• Applicant is a trash-tier dev and did not get ROs
• Applicant wishes to drink the marrow of the secular world
• Applicant thinks the role will be easy
• Applicant developed a gooning bot to mass-apply everything
• Applicant just applies for everything without reading salary
• Applicant is going to use them as interview practice or free money before they get PIP'ed

[plucky ridge]

sorry, im new here, could you expand a bit on: "Applicant wishes to drink the marrow of the secular world" it sounds quite interesting!!!

[magic cave]

I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life

[plucky ridge]

thank you. this motivated me to start door dash 2.

[ruby ridge]

Is this the path to immortality?

[worldly ridge]

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - Carpe - hear it? – Carpe, Carpe Diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

[worldly ridge]

This is the first day of my life. I'm glad I didn't die before I met you
But now I don't care, I could go anywhere with you. And I'd probably be happy