canada

[zenith eagle]

mods i meant garbage

[magic cave]

I was incoming DS at WS last year

But they rescinded offers

It's not terrible at $45

No clue

It was Summer 2023

Are you incoming?

[zenith eagle]

Ironic that they literally invented capitalism but now their only golden egg is ASML and they're planning to move our of NL

And Philips is just not even a big name like IBM Anymore

[timber lynx]

anyone do the codesignal OA for quora swe intern? was wondering what i can expect in terms of difficulty and how i should prep. I have 2 weeks to do it but will most likely take a week to prep

[zenith eagle]

wut

i said capitalism

[worldly ridge]

i misread

that was bad roast by me

[zenith eagle]

regardless comunism wasn't invented in eastern eu

smh yak u been slippin

[timber lynx]

1-2 months ago

[worldly ridge]

i went to one of karl marx house in burssels therefore u cannot talk crap about me

@bleak vortex say it

say it

just sayit

'

[zenith eagle]

did u have to pay to visit?

[worldly ridge]

yeah i think so i didnt go in

[zenith eagle]

[worldly ridge]

i make canadian dollars

i wil be broke paying more EU

food was already bakrupting me t here

[zenith eagle]

u can live like a king in eu on canadian salary ngl

tbh man toronto perf city for me i think

[worldly ridge]

well i went when EU currency was strong

[zenith eagle]

nvr been to montreal but heard its great there

dude apt hunting in the bay/cali making me depressed

fuck that place

[worldly ridge]

have u been to europe?

if u love montreal u would love europe

[zenith eagle]

if i could get toronto ofis i would take it

does heathrow/cdg airports count?

[worldly ridge]

why is it hard rtto get one

everytime i go back to canada from europe i literaly get depresed

from walkable and beautiful infrastructure to whatever this is we have inc anada

[zenith eagle]

just hard, but also, insane rents, literally nothing to do near the apts u pay insane rents for, insane like makes toronto traffic look like its nothing traffic, literally no transit, etc

yea this why i stick to core of cities, toronto/ottawa/montreal not bad i think

v walkable

v liveable

v nice

[worldly ridge]

did they gvie relocaiton money

[zenith eagle]

rents are getting tarded tho

[zenith eagle]

they're smart, they're giving relo support in lieu of money

fuckt that dawg i dont need someone to help me find a place, just give me the money to put for a deposit

[worldly ridge]

oh u have to pay for an agent

?

to finda place

[zenith eagle]

no they pay

i dont want a middle man

just give me the money zuccc

[worldly ridge]

r u gonna airbnb for a bit and chekc the place u wanna lease in person

or ru yoloing it

[zenith eagle]

i get 30 days corporate housing or i can take 3.6k

idk i'll stevenmaxx for a week or 2

visit the places

use the 3.6k up for deposit

besides if there's any place to steven maxx cali is it

[worldly ridge]

yeah

skids row

[lost lark]

But havent they resumed hiring?

Same lol

Bad

[unique pollen]

quora listing

im assuming they meant to write monthly lol

which comes out to 40/hour

[weak gazelle]

send @ ?

[ivory pond]

I think skid row has some open spots for ng

[unique pollen]

https://simplify.jobs/p/5df4dc38-434c-451d-921d-32fb7e560ab7/Software-Engineer-Intern

[quartz ridge]

Nah it’s weekly

[lapis tide]

pork chop

[azure junco]

def weekly. they have top quant firms

[quartz ridge]

Yep

[quartz ridge]

Good aggregate

[neon delta]

not a backend dev i know both but haven’t used either one

[topaz linden]

Monthly

[sly hamlet]

Meanwhile I’m getting ghosted and rejected left and right since November

Is anyone else struggling? Please tell me I’m not alone

[magic cave]

You are definitely not alone

[teal remnant]

Anybody heard back from freshbooks for summer intern ?

@magic cave did you get offer from freshbook?

[magic cave]

What's Freshbook

Is it like updog

[teal remnant]

What’s updog lmao

[magic cave]

No

I found it on CS majors

500 for one response 🥶

[sly hamlet]

Man that person at least got a job.

I’m finding it hard not to lose hope 🫠

[magic cave]

It's not that great

You have to do work

If you get a job

[sly hamlet]

At this point, I’ll do it

I’ll work to make money if I have to

[neon imp]

It’s crazy on that guy’s journey.

I got 3 offers within the same 5 day stretch, after getting rejected almost 500 times. FT NG job hunt.

You’ll get your offer soon 🙂

[azure junco]

From personal experience it feels like a bunch of companies send out offers at the exact same time 😭

I'll go from no interviews for months to multiple offers within a few weeks of one another

[neon imp]

Yea, but it’s nice to be able to negotiate

[neon imp]

That’s good though, I assume you’re sitting comfy on your job then

[lapis tide]

congrats

flex

[stable ravine]

Flex

[magic cave]

yeah mango is superior and boosts your TC by at least 5%

[zenith eagle]

Congrats

Where all?

Where you heading

[neon imp]

Thanks

[neon imp]

Heading to NYC

[zenith eagle]

What co?

Dm if u don't wanna disclose to all

[worldly ridge]

Happy easter. God bless you all.

[lapis tide]

do not dm

[azure junco]

you dmed me where you are heading

[magic cave]

Is he cooking

[sly hamlet]

This is straight up sad

Good to know there’s someone out there worse off than me lmao

[lapis tide]

expired

[magic cave]

I think it means dating app expiration

Or the spark is gone, etc.

[quartz ridge]

Mongo DB is hiring.

[zenith eagle]

Do not do not dm

[zenith eagle]

What app is this

What is the context of this

[zenith eagle]

Ewww

This server is not the place for earnest good hearted posting

Only doom nihilism and negativity

[magic cave]

Wtf?

It's Ed Discussion boards lmao

What does your school use

[zenith eagle]

I've never ever gone on any of them

I've literally never even opened Piazza kek

[magic cave]

Piazza is gross

[magic cave]

I think he was just doomposting

It blew up because the prof replied him

[zenith eagle]

Not even anonymous lmao holy

Oh wait

I think I saw a headline about this

I thought this was McGill Ed board lmao

[worldly ridge]

ceos havethe most sociopaths

cs has the most scoialyy inept kids that are sitnky

[magic cave]

Which major is CEO

[azure junco]

Dropped out of Harvard

[analog current]

dropped out of harvard major

[magic cave]

I think we are witnessing a renaissance, all the CS majors I know in person are rich grinders, like 2000s-era business majors

[zenith eagle]

Wdym

[magic cave]

Like it's not nerds anymore

[zenith eagle]

Rich grinders as in they're heavy grinders or grinders who are rich

And did bizniz majors grind in 2000s?

I mean I guess that's when American Psycho and bunch of other cool films came out so

[bleak vortex]

Why u asking me for? Your trip to Brussels was very well-documented

Public figure Yakhuna visits Karl Marx's house in Brussels BRUSSELS, Belgium - Public figure Yakhuna, known for his work in Canadian adult entertainment, visited Karl Marx's house in Brussels on Tuesday. Yakhuna, who is also a self-described Marxist, said he was inspired to visit Marx's house after reading his work. "I've always been interested in Marx's ideas, and I wanted to see where he lived and worked," Yakhuna said. Marx's house is now a museum, and Yakhuna was able to see many of Marx's personal belongings, including his desk and his library. "It was a really amazing experience," Yakhuna said. "I learned a lot about Marx and his work." Yakhuna's visit to Marx's house comes at a time when there is renewed interest in Marx's ideas. The global financial crisis of 2008 has led many people to question the capitalist system, and Marx's critique of capitalism has become increasingly relevant. "I think Marx's ideas are more relevant than ever today," Yakhuna said. "We need to find a way to create a more just and equitable world, and Marx's work can help us do that."

[worldly ridge]

💀

this is quality shitpost

amazing

I also went to Vietnam and saw hammer and sickle flags everywehre and statues of Lenin, Ho Cin Minh and Tito

[zenith eagle]

I like the last man's vodka

[magic cave]

The Internship (2013)

The people who succeed in CS are no longer the ones who grind on their computer playing Wowcraft all day

[sly crest]

go for a walk

[azure junco]

https://tenor.com/view/smosh-shut-up-zorak-hub-zorak-virtual-tea-shut-up-gif-18617784

[worldly ridge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/idPYDHkyMaY?si=T2c_8OW_OxdY_Ngt

[strange jay]

ayo

if u have to stay long term in either canada or korea for career in tech where would u choose

[lapis tide]

dude

[terse burrow]

i fw that ngl

[worldly ridge]

japan

[terse burrow]

gay son

[analog current]

when you guys apply to US jobs how do u answer the ‘will you need sponsorship’ question and the ‘are you legally allowed to work in the US’ question?

do you just lie and say you’re allowed to work in the US

cause they just insta reject u otherwise

[drifting shore]

see pinned

[analog current]

ahh thanks

[fallen mason]

Boys, I successfully rizzed up someone on linkedin

I asked to set up a call for some questions I have, but idk what to ask

I just want a referral tbh

What should I do

[magic cave]

Ask them about whay they're working on, what helped skills helped the most to that, and what helped them secure that role

And then wink at them

[fallen mason]

That seems like a such a natural way to go through the call

do you think I should explicitly ask for a referral at the end?

Amazon

[lapis tide]

congrats on zon

[fallen mason]

wdym

do the refferals actually help alot?

[lapis tide]

no

[fallen mason]

or is it still rng

[magic cave]

Not for sub L5

[fallen mason]

ya intern

[magic cave]

Yeah it won't do anything

Also you can just get a referral from @magic cave

[fallen mason]

yeah this is for fall 2024

[drifting shore]

referrals are useless for zon

[fallen mason]

😭😭

fuck it chat, wanna name drop a bunch of big companies that still use referrals?

imma hit up the whole town

[magic cave]

I think referrals are by-and-large useless at the internship stage, especially for big companies

Is this true chat

[drifting shore]

all

they all have referrals

but are close to useless

[tough knot]

Refer me

[drifting shore]

im referring everyone

[sly crest]

Referrals work for companies that only give employees a limited number of referrals per year

[magic cave]

Y'all know you have a higher chance of winning the 649 than getting past the screen?

[zenith eagle]

for intern?

fb, goog, nflix (tho this one is like debatable), apple (not sure, but for hardware yeah)

not zon tho

[zenith eagle]

i disagree, if u got one internship, a ref will get a human to read ur resume and judge u vs bots

[zenith eagle]

i mean canada's icbm industry was never there

i'd go with korea man

plus my man kim gonna hook me up with a sweet pyongyang crib, and i get to use https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS

[zenith eagle]

yes i think. esp at v big cos (tho coinflip, but when u get a hit u get a hit), and esp esp at small cos like startups or whatever

[worldly ridge]

Its very refershing to see that the job market is recovering fast, Im getting many recruiter DMs right now and a lot of callbacks recently

We are saved

[quartz ridge]

hi

have some queries

any recipient?

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRzMtlZjXpU

[quartz ridge]

you there ?

[magic cave]

I'm oiled up what do you need

[quartz ridge]

not you you're weird

[magic cave]

Right 🥱

[quartz ridge]

remove ML btw

annoying me

you don't and never will deserve the suffix 🙂

[magic cave]

No way you have more Marxist-Lenninist experience than me

[torpid citrus]

Anyone worked at Interac?

[azure junco]

i've gotten 4 job offers in the last 3 days, wagmi

[drifting shore]

Cracked

More offers than I got interviews

[quartz ridge]

huh?

i just got coinbase rejection how? i complete the problem?

gaotek curse? @azure junco

[azure junco]

maybe... all 4 of my offers were gaotek so that could be why

forever stuck working there

[quartz ridge]

gaotek - Data Eng
gaotek - DevOps
gaotek - Help Desk
gaotek - QA Analyst

[azure junco]

no one of them was for Software Engineer and one of them was for HR (recruiting)

i got data eng, devops, swe, and recruiting

[magic cave]

Congrats to Pork ML 🎉

That was his 10000th message

[sturdy mango]

Hello everyone

[quartz ridge]

HR is top tier

@magic cave Congrats on having no game! 🎉

[quartz ridge]

@azure junco Extrapolate an insight on this beef with fake suffix?

[magic cave]

You removed your reply

[halcyon viper]

Has anyone interviewed with Ada.cx or anyone that works there?

[magic cave]

He made some misogynistic remarks about how I was "kissing a pig"

[fluid harness]

Do u have interview

[stable ravine]

1 min for each msg on avg that would be approximately 166 hours , bro could have invested that time on leetcode

[worldly ridge]

excuse me, your harborfront apartmetn has been bought by @weak gazelle for an investment.

[magic cave]

At least I still have the kids (?)

[regal lotus]

Based

[fleet ledge]

Hey guys! I’ve got a final interview for an Enterprise Architect position at Canada Life and would greatly appreciate it if anyone could share their experience or tips, especially regarding the types of questions asked and the interview format.

[quartz ridge]

hi guy

have a quicker query

@azure junco recipient?

[azure junco]

I am available to subscribe to your topic

[lapis tide]

will you clear your rss feed for the incoming push notification

[azure junco]

I only work via MQTT. No rss

[lapis tide]

may i ejaculate at you through protocol buffers

[azure junco]

only if it's through https

[ruby ridge]

why is #canada like this

[worldly ridge]

whats wrong

[grave quest]

@worldly ridge

im alive

hello

[zenith eagle]

You acting like this shit ain't all over the world, especially the us

[magic cave]

I think he's talking about the chat

The pursuit of wealth and intimacy have been a disaster for the human race

[worldly ridge]

how are you friend

long time no talk

@analog current https://youtube.com/shorts/jvTjncDb90w?si=SvfCe_lEmOAHDw7C

[grave quest]

me good, came back from ultra miami a week ago

[worldly ridge]

who was performing

[grave quest]

many, got to see hardwell, garrix, david guetta, calvin

how was your time

[worldly ridge]

thats actualy fire

david guetta resolved racism did you know

[grave quest]

[worldly ridge]

good as well I think while you were away I went to vietnam, italy, and im going to Mexico City soon

[grave quest]

poggies

[worldly ridge]

that is where my entertianment budget is going

[grave quest]

i am going back to school, 16 months of back to back internships killed me

no more fun for me

😦

[worldly ridge]

💀

when r u done school?

[grave quest]

dawg idek

i was 3rd year 2 years ago

im still 3rd year

[worldly ridge]

so ur the one taking all the internship offers

[grave quest]

no im just extremely lucky (i have you to give my strength)

[worldly ridge]

ADMIT IT U STOLE JIMMYS BRAIN

[quartz ridge]

can you subscribe to topic?

i have created airflow

kafka stream for u...?

[azure junco]

not sure about what kafka is,, am not tool mnonkey

[teal remnant]

So anyone getting jobs these days ?

[azure junco]

i've heard of ppl getting offers recently

as in within the last 1-2 months

[analog current]

me

she want me

[worldly ridge]

bye bye

[quartz ridge]

Free food

Is nothing but a mink

There are no cities in Chinatown

Unless u go to the fringe case with homers Kafka module lol

It’s just not worth the tech debt for most company to invest in RCA remediation

Unless you’re low T and just go for a Splunk logger

Or grafana expert

[magic cave]

It's ok, companies are moving here to take advantage of our low wages 🔥

[stable ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/793293617359486978.gif?size=40&quality=lossless

[sly hamlet]

which will then drive up wages here, which will then cause them to move overseas, which is also already happening

moral of the story: we screwed either way

[magic cave]

Just enjoy the bag while you can

[sly hamlet]

my dude what bag?

i have no job

[magic cave]

Rip 💀

[sly hamlet]

ngl it feels like there's no way in to get a job rn

like all companies are gatekeeping hard

they have a solid no yeast policy

[magic cave]

You know yeast actually tastes quite good

Why not rebrand yourself as Yeast ML

[azure junco]

We are literally the first country most companies go to when they want to outsource

US companies outsource stuff to Canada

[sly hamlet]

a lot of it is going to phillipines and india now... as it has for the last year

[sly hamlet]

what a crazy specific shit post to send

screw you man w/ household income of 300k

[magic cave]

I literally saw it in a feed and thought it was relatable

Do you sleep on a bare mattress?

[worldly ridge]

brain drain will be to Bangalore as tech companies outsource to India aggresivley

India will beat US and China Economy

India will be the next imperiali global superpower

https://tenor.com/view/salute-pm-modi-narendra-modi-gif-great-gif-16042019660691821285

[rustic idol]

when?

[dusky lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqdOPwwjwdo

[worldly ridge]

the globalist deepstate bliionaires in india is getting rich in india, tech will be outsorced to india.

If you are a billionare why stay in US when you can have more in India?

Checkmate.

[worldly ridge]

Do not laugh at your neighbors backyard when you yourself have your own insecurities.

@quartz ridge I hope someone defecates on you. Seriousley stop sending me pics of your Gf, I dont care. Goodnight everyone.

[zenith eagle]

I felt this

[zenith eagle]

This is actually real, roomie used amphetamines like Adderall

[zenith eagle]

This is Hyderabad erasure 😡😡😡

[zenith eagle]

Is he... Is he German/Austrian?

[zenith eagle]

Trudooo's Kanada

But also

I have a bit of controversial opinions about a lot of people who end being homeless just seem to have no concept of personal responsibility but I won't get into it

[quartz ridge]

There are three ways to capture a Pokémon

1. use system design

2. send it a pub/sub

3. tell him to check the Splunk logs

[worldly ridge]

My kitchen because I need them to make indian dishes in my house

https://tenor.com/view/food-hungry-eat-dinner-tasty-gif-11274001987360115960

[worldly ridge]

No he's from Uzbekistan.

[worldly ridge]

Homeless people and kids in Mumbai slums are not tool monkeys that leetcode max, lacking in meeknes. Query - How much Leetcode to them. Response return would be NULL || UNDEFINED. Use howMuchLeetcode() to simplify and follow OOP principles when Querying.

[zenith eagle]

Surprisingly the germanics have a higher rate of that kind of fetish

Like Beethoven

And others

Like it's like something I noticed before I even came across the fact

[sly hamlet]

I think you mean Mozart

[terse burrow]

what the fuck does this mean

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD2XZHnDKvo

[placid dawn]

is it over for us

2 years exp no job

[waxen drum]

ive been in doom mood too all day but im a new grad

crazy its that bad for 2yoe as well

[placid dawn]

im ng but 2 yrs of intern exp

[magic cave]

Most companies don't count intern exp as real exp

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-desert-awkward-silence-heat-wave-crickets-gif-24664698

[waxen drum]

ya same shit

[quartz ridge]

Thank

[magic cave]

Wait I'm Chinese and I send you pictures of mine

[magic cave]

That's why mfs are pushing MAID

[calm cipher]

u get an offer for summer 2024?

[torpid citrus]

Interview

[analog current]

Anyone has advice for a 18 year old planning to go to the US in the future?
So much confusing shit, like

Is it tricky for CS majors to qualify for TN? Would Computer Engineering be better? If so, what are the pros/cons for those 2
What unis to aim for given the housing situation and prospects
How to prepare
Etc.

Yea I've read you just gotta borderline lie and say the job title is CSA in that case
Idk how reliable that is

Thx homeless man

[worldly ridge]

You will get no internship, its all being outsourced to India and AI

I sugest you switch careersf or future prospects and job stability, capybara person.

[analog current]

Every stat ive seen says itll grow substantially by 2030

[worldly ridge]

Is that what you also said to the people who got replaced in the Rust belt exodus?

It's over.

[analog current]

Weird times

[worldly ridge]

@quartz ridge Thoughts?

[analog current]

I dont I just joined 😭

[worldly ridge]

Andre you dont wanna move back to US?"

Damm you have serbian citizenship too?

Triple citizenshuip

oh but u had greencard and didnt want US citiznenship

?

yeah

what state did u live

dope

[analog current]

"America is shitty" still better than anywhere else tho

[hollow flax]

oh great, more american states i'll never get to visit because i can't even land an internship what's next? are you going to tell me about all the wonderful tech opportunities in wisconsin and kansas? or how lovely the scenery is? please, indulge me

[weak gazelle]

cap af

[hollow flax]

cap? yeah, well, you're absolutely right about that everything in my life feels like a massive cap right now can't even score an internship for crying out loud it's just one big joke

[weak gazelle]

americans losing al ltheir jobs to outsourcing

atleast the non-cracked population which is 99.999 percnet o f america

[analog current]

uh what makes u think that

Where isn't

[weak gazelle]

its fax

[analog current]

i mean im from india and the tech job market isn't good here either

Should I stay in Alberta chat

[weak gazelle]

lmao in what way

there's nothing going on in canada

[hollow flax]

oh, congratulations on your geography skills! maybe you can tell me how to get an internship in this darn competitive field next i swear, not even a heated vancouver can distract me from this cold, harsh reality

[weak gazelle]

and it simiply doesn't have the talent to get top notch innovation

you said it has a lot of hope

sure if you mean hope hope in terms of safety lol

the only way canada will have top notch talent is if they have an immigration pipeline like the US

and not bottom tier immigration

[analog current]

Im convinced 99% of online advice is just ppl saying the opposite of what they think for gatekeeping purposes

[weak gazelle]

tf

im convinced @safe light trolling

you said this

which is as far from reality as possible

[hollow flax]

my life is terrible

[weak gazelle]

@safe light most of the immigration to canada is bottom tier

i didn't say it only has bottom tier immigration but in general, it's bottom tier

yea which is most of the immigration lol

yea

i'm just saying, sure you can't generalize and say all of it is bottom tier
but most of it is, to the point that generalizing is better than saying that canada has high tier immigration

lol

[grave quest]

@weak gazelle wake up toronto mans

[weak gazelle]

it's bottom tier immigration and very little high tier immigration that's killing us

you need high tier immigration for this country to go anywhere

it doesn't natively have the talent to attract top notch investment

no country does

unless it's supremely populated like india or china

America has top notch talent majoritarily due to top notch immigration

all the best researchers across the world flock to the US

and have been flocking to the US

[stable ravine]

in terms of number?

coz they're cracked

[weak gazelle]

msft has more SWE jobs open in india than the US

or close

yea top notch engineers are cracked af in india lol

so they demand those salaries

[grave quest]

so we're all stupid

most people have a shitty work ethic

dev degree

[weak gazelle]

no like genuinely how do you expect canada to compete in terms of tech talent when there are countries like india which have significantly greater populations (hence the top notch are faaar more cracked) + cheaper economies

[grave quest]

unless they provide an incentive to hire local, outsourcing will be the play

[weak gazelle]

most jobs here are outsourced jobs

[grave quest]

source: me

[weak gazelle]

not most but the top jobs are

lol

[grave quest]

i am outsource

^

[weak gazelle]

@fossil field do u rlly thinkn canada is in any position with bargaining power

@safe light why do u keep switching b/w based and unbased POVs

[grave quest]

why pay them 5k a month cad when their cost of livign is fulfilled for 1k

[weak gazelle]

that's never going away

[grave quest]

if you were a business and you could hire the same quality of labour for cheaper, you would'nt do it?

[weak gazelle]

you live in a capitalist world deal with it

git good or they will replace you

[grave quest]

i live in shri's walls deal with it

[weak gazelle]

lol

[grave quest]

shri clean your toilet

[weak gazelle]

[grave quest]

i was gonna go 20 months of total internship back to back but i got fucked over by my uni, thank you fork

lets scale horizontally

give everyone infra

[quartz ridge]

hi guys

I got my first paid internship

Coming in at around 21/hour at Ceridian

Should I take this offer and delay graduation

Or should I graduate and do new grad?

Btw I have graduated bacheliers a year and a half ago doing a masters at UIUC

I have one internship under my belt (faptek), and I’m aged 26

Thanks for advise

[maiden elm]

company name matters more than wage, id continue with gaotek and turn down ceridian

[quartz ridge]

have faptek and geotab offer

but idk if i should renege geotab for ceridian

thoughts?

[grave quest]

gaotek the goat

[quartz ridge]

relax hyper

[grave quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-good-morning-gif-13197410096239821277

[lost lark]

Anybody do the take home test for jerry

[lost lark]

3 co-ops

Good gpa

Not much else

[quartz ridge]

3 coops is top 0.001% lmao @lost lark

[lost lark]

Not if ur waterloo

😭

That basically made me a bottomfeeder

[quartz ridge]

???

[storm stream]

Canadians

How is everyone doing with the carbon tax?

🌳

[azure junco]

Carbon tax isn't real

Just don't pay it

Who's gonna stop you

[storm stream]

kk bet

😈

[sly hamlet]

till survived a second round?

10x dev exposed?

[grave quest]

its ok friend

i am here for you

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-milk-mocha-milk-mocha-bear-milk-bear-mocha-bear-gif-1899012525858648612

[grave quest]

[worldly ridge]

GOOG CHAN

[grave quest]

@worldly ridge what happended to metada

metadata

[worldly ridge]

he got banned

perma banned

ask @smoky cypress on the lore

[grave quest]

howw the fuck

[zenith eagle]

Actually do tell

[unique pollen]

anyone know how many interns quora hires

[zenith eagle]

why dont u post that on quora

[unique pollen]

lmao

[drifting panther]

They’re hiring 1 for summer

[grave quest]

[lusty quail]

Anyone interviewed with verily for ng

[tight gale]

when did they open?

[stable ravine]

cracked

reach out?

[lusty quail]

I applied a while ago

[stable ravine]

Ex faang?

[lusty quail]

No faang

[analog current]

Yo been a while u still at zon

[storm stream]

hello Canadians

[drifting shore]

hi

wagmi

[graceful oyster]

hii

wagmi

[stable ravine]

hiii

wagmi

[worldly ridge]

@zenith eagle wtf is dis decoding stuff 💀

[magic cave]

It's an Enigma cipher, just decode it

[worldly ridge]

Have fun paying for your 1 million shoebox studio aparmnet in Harborfront

[silver cove]

Late but yes

I had what I would assume the first round on March 29th

Yet to hear back tho

Has anyone at all heard back?

Idk anyone that has

[dusky lintel]

answer is on glassdoor and other places if you google

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/love-cats-cat-cute-hug-love-gif-16191958

I had a Ramp recruiter reach out to me but i rejected at the time, Ill just email him back

[lucid loom]

So you mogged him

And now u wna unmog

Cringe

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-8240CEoSw

[shut furnace]

Is the j1 visa what u need for usa internship as canadian?

How common is usa internships for canadian cs students?

Damn im in the west gg

[hot rapids]

lots of people at western unis go to US for internships as well

[shut furnace]

Ok bro thanks

Ill send out some apps

[sly hamlet]

You got an IQ test? Bruh I’m getting rejected at resume screen

I don’t know what I’m lacking or my resume is lacking I’m not even hearing back

[waxen drum]

me too brother

[magic cave]

its because of lmias

[worldly ridge]

Im becoming a cop

This field is dead @quartz ridge

Agree?

[quartz ridge]

dead

thanks for query

300k bs.

i prefer 40k WFH.

[worldly ridge]

Tim horton workers make 50k, you woul still take 50k WFH?

Meek of you. Respect.

Goodluck

[azure junco]

jesus they're making quant salaries as constables

[lapis tide]

300k cad is like 100k usd

[quartz ridge]

imagine going on power trips, kneeling on necks, and racially profiling jamal for an annual pay grade of 350k

[azure junco]

getting paid $300k to stand and watch a crazy person beat the shit out of a defenseless person on the ttc

[worldly ridge]

Uni constables probs have the chillest jobs, I think ill just transition to that

worst case scenario I KO a drunk uni kid

[quartz ridge]

no way there is a chi

chi ?

faker vs zeka tbh

[drifting shore]

the f is a constable

[azure junco]

like a special police officer

the ones on the ttc, campus police, etc

i think(?)

or that might be "special constable" while regular constable is just police officer

[drifting shore]

bruh

[worldly ridge]

SDE 1, lowest rank of CS in Canada is 40k

[lost lark]

What iq test LOL

[turbid island]

anyone get offer from entrust

[void lava]

!problems SAP

[karmic monolith]

!problems can only be used in #leetcode-bot

[void lava]

!problems google

[karmic monolith]

!problems can only be used in #leetcode-bot

[void lava]

!problems google

[karmic monolith]

!problems can only be used in #leetcode-bot

[worldly ridge]

https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/canada-s-unemployment-rate-rises-to-6-1-per-cent-1.6834778

This is the begining, cops will need to supress angry peasents and increased crime rates from poverty. Job stability 🚀

[stable ravine]

@vivid fiber

[magic cave]

Thank you 🙏

I wanted VBucks tho

[atomic crater]

Anybody heard anything from TELUS GTLP program ?

[waxen drum]

i got the cognitive test but thats all, think its auto

[waxen drum]

i just got next step

[atomic crater]

Congrats I still haven't heard anything yet did you get to the last question on the cognitive test ?

[waxen drum]

Dont think i was even close tbh, was probably a little halfway like around 65-80% done

Dont think theyre strict about finishing it, it said that in the email im pre sure

[atomic crater]

yeah thanks for the info tho good luck on the next round

[waxen drum]

ty u2

[tender coral]

when did you apply?

[opal goblet]

did anyone sign up for the telus coffee chat

[sly hamlet]

Anyone here apply to or work at Ontario power generation?

[atomic crater]

2 - 3 days ago i think

[tender coral]

Is it still open?

Ah never mind I thought it was internship

[grave quest]

[lost lark]

All they sent me was a coding thing i guess it might be up to the recruiter

[silver oak]

what is the next step about if you dont mind me asking? are they asking you to do a presentation?

[waxen drum]

ya thats what i got, did you get it too?

idk if its automated but it might be

[stable ravine]

what did the recruiter say?

3.5 weeks is crazy, name and shame pls

ghosted? consider it as rejection and move on (we cant say for sure tho)

[zenith eagle]

u need help?

dm

that's base64 encoding

usually the == means base64 encoding but not always

but it's a good start

brb scheduling puts on GOOG

[storm stream]

They still doing ctf?

Joke company

[azure junco]

3.5 weeks is not crazy it's quite standard nowadays

Some companies can take 1+ months to give you a decision

especially if they're interviewing and hiring in waves and you started interviewing at the start of the wave

[zenith eagle]

lmao

3,5 weeks is crazy>

[drifting shore]

google

[stable ravine]

google not hiring

[azure junco]

they are hiring

every company that says they aren't hiring will hire you if you're the right person

they can override hiring freezes too if a manager can justify why they need you 👍

[zenith eagle]

google takes

8 months

to give u offer

team matching drags on and on and on

[grave quest]

what resources do you guys use for events/tech meetups in canada?

[quartz ridge]

Any company is here?

Any Raytheon mains?

Drop ur @ in the chat

[neon imp]

Depends but you can try out your university, reddit, linkedin, or eventbrite/equivalent

[grave quest]

any specfic subreddits or just generally look around?

[zenith eagle]

i just walk outside and find a homeless group but when u go near it's just cs grads

[broken whale]

[stable ravine]

Wow

[stable ravine]

Can I dm you?

[broken whale]

[azure junco]

Can you please review my resume ?

[broken whale]

no! i charge 20$ for resume review

[quartz ridge]

Remove suffix lmao

[quartz ridge]

I woke up to this cringe

[proud coyote]

ericsson or nokia?

[magic cave]

No way a buckstar barista does more ML than me

[magic cave]

Wakes up at 10am and also checks discord immediate

It's over

Why aren't you replying to pictures of my girlfriend

[quartz ridge]

I wake up at 11 am actually

[magic cave]

I didn't even need to tag him

[quartz ridge]

And first thing I do is check Reddit and YouTube comments

[magic cave]

He's just terminal

[quartz ridge]

Then I check Discord after

Not Discord first nice try you beef wonton substrate

[magic cave]

I'm not Chinese

[quartz ridge]

Don’t care. Remove appropriation and suffix

[quartz ridge]

You’re not going to successfully mock or intimidate me by the way. I literally am not offended by you at all.

[wheat comet]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-24060364

[quartz ridge]

By the way if I catch you with the suffix by end of year you are doomed.

[vivid fiber]

Please dont threaten others

[quartz ridge]

Ok I won't

I say this jokingly

@vivid fiber You should see what this guy is DMing me though. Won't show for his sake

[vivid fiber]

If a user is harrasing you, feel free to send me the evidence and I can judge if its ban worthy

[magic cave]

Right. . .

He's sending photos of me that he stole and talking about how I was affected by Agent Orange

[quartz ridge]

????????????????????

[quartz ridge]

You're sending me shirtless pic of yourself, and various lewd pics of you and your "140 TC" girl

Lol.

[magic cave]

Lewd?

[magic cave]

Nah we broke up

Different girl

[quartz ridge]

Ok. But you wouldn't say those are lewd?

[quartz ridge]

Legit shirtless 200 pound man almost entirely exposed

[magic cave]

I'm 260

[quartz ridge]

Ok bradley martyn

[magic cave]

I'm not unemployed

You know my bg bro 😭

Nah 🥶

Not there

My new company is 80th on prestige hunt 😢

My girlfriend will go to UIUC, renounce her Chinese citizenship for America, we'll get married so I can hop the border

And I will finally afford the Harbourfront apt

Definitely

I start May 6th

Yeah

[worldly ridge]

you are so based, thanks :3

Hey guys, can I become a werewolf tommorow from the eclipse?

https://tenor.com/view/sheppy-shisha-shisha-sheppy-husky-maid-gif-21097707

[wheat comet]

Yes !

[turbid crater]

Anyone looking for a room in loo for summer ?

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-annoyed-gif-9220106536573580777

[halcyon arrow]

https://globalnews.ca/news/10408277/trudeau-artificial-intelligence-tech-budget-investments/

[zenith eagle]

@magic cave montreal reccs?

nice town, j'aime le vibe ici

[zenith eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-back-slut-gif-19412195

[storm stream]

Prime minister of throwing money into the toilet

Why invest in AI when you can buy a single family home and 2x your money in a couple of years

[magic cave]

For food or culture?

[zenith eagle]

i dont care about food

i'm also vegan so even if i did my options narrow down exponentially

[magic cave]

Saint Joseph Oratory

[zenith eagle]

i like ur thinking

[magic cave]

Notre Dame Basicalla

[zenith eagle]

done today

done today

[magic cave]

Oh are you in dt?

Let's link up

[zenith eagle]

with the fam, only problem but totally would

i'm at a nice hotel right next to the longueil station

[storm stream]

la banquise

jk

[zenith eagle]

ez metro access to jean drapeau and centre-ville

[magic cave]

Offshore?

[zenith eagle]

no the station

idk what offshore means

is bueaux-arts museam worth a visit @magic cave ?

or the archaelogy musueam

if u had to pick one

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave While you are linking up. I am linking up with CEOs.

This is why you are not succesfull.

One word: Networking

Network = Networth

[storm stream]

damn you really made sundar shrivel up into the most soy boy pose

📈

🇨🇦

🫡

[worldly ridge]

My parents own him

[halcyon arrow]

The $1 million house across my street isn't selling

[worldly ridge]

Still a lot of people buying:

[magic cave]

I sprained my thumb today

Not a museum guy rbh

[ruby ridge]

it was evacuated today cuz someone called a bomb threat lol

[zenith eagle]

oh fuck rlly?

[zenith eagle]

what u do in mtl for fun?

like say ur friends from out of town visiting

whats ur go to venue to show them around?

[zenith eagle]

if u had to choose between archaelogy museam and the beuax-arts museam which one?

[ruby ridge]

Never been to the archaelogy museum. For beaux-arts i think they rotate exhibits so check the website and see if your thing

[zenith eagle]

ty

[ruby ridge]

The biodome is pretty cool tho

[zenith eagle]

i'll walk around it dont care for the museum

@ruby ridge u thoughts on this?

[ruby ridge]

honestly your asking the wrong person lol. How long are you here?

[zenith eagle]

here till tuesday mid noon

but tomorrow i'm driving out to sherbrooke to view the eclipse so idk how much time i hav etomorrow

[magic cave]

I go clubbing and box

Where are you watching the eclipse?

[zenith eagle]

do u speak fluent french?

[halcyon arrow]

.

[magic cave]

If it's McGill come meet up with my girlfriend

[zenith eagle]

how does clubbing work if u dont speak french?

[halcyon arrow]

$400/night for comfort inn lmao

[zenith eagle]

then again i guess clubbing u dont rlly talk so

[zenith eagle]

never been to montreal, the eclipse can be viewed here or i can also drive to sherbrooke to be directly under

two birds one stone

[halcyon arrow]

Yeah but is it a total eclipse or just 99%???

[worldly ridge]

Ive heard if you looka t it without eclipse sunglasses, you can kiss Robert Pattison and Taylor Lautner afterwards

[magic cave]

Everyone speaks English here

[ivory pond]

Go to bars

Warehouse is pretty fun

[drifting shore]

fall not even start yet

[zenith eagle]

i mean sure, but if u know french as well it'd the best

tho idk how i'd start conversation with a stranger - english or french? let alone in a club/bar

[zenith eagle]

i think bars (at least the way they are in ottawa) are overrated

u go pay stupid money to drink, almost no out group socialization and u go home

[vivid fiber]

Just introduce yourself with TC, Title, Level, Org, and Name (in that order)

[zenith eagle]

salut, j'ai travailler a la Meta (aka FaceBook). Mon totaille monnaias etait tres giante, mon titre est "software ingeneniuer", mon etage etait E3, et mon nom est NBLIM Hater Maxxing

[zenith eagle]

people were so ascocial at bars in bytwone market i just stopped going out after my 2nd bar trip

but hoooly fuck man @magic cave fuck idk why i overlooked mcgill when choosing unis

major regret

i would've loved my time here

[vivid fiber]

What abt queens

[zenith eagle]

i based this just on the vibes of the city alone, havent acc been to mcgill campus yet

i think i would've loved queens tho kingston even tho i havent been just seems sleepy tho ngl seems more happening that ottawa kek

but i think the student life would more than make up for it at queens

had a fat phat scholarship too but ddint take it

🤡

[vivid fiber]

Nah Kingston aint sleepy

[zenith eagle]

we gotta go to queens hoco togethter one day

need to party like queens mans

u guys flip cars and shit

[vivid fiber]

Im a grown ass man

I cant hang aroun schools no more

Last yr i would've

Since i still hav a few frens there

But now i kno no 1

[waxen drum]

im still around bae

jk im done next week

[zenith eagle]

x doubt

but true

[normal jetty]

Yoo

[vivid fiber]

Eggsacly

[zenith eagle]

even as first year i couldn't be around first years

[normal jetty]

Ur leaving to Montreal tmrw morning?

[zenith eagle]

im in mtl dawg

[normal jetty]

Or r u there rn already

Oh damn

[zenith eagle]

yea

eclipse viewing + montreal trip

[magic cave]

English

[zenith eagle]

nah im with fam

otherwise defo wouldve

[normal jetty]

Oh wordd

[magic cave]

Bro 💀

[normal jetty]

How r u liking it so far in mtl

[magic cave]

Tryna make him go to Jet?

[zenith eagle]

could actually see myself living here fuck

like if i had my offer and tc but toronto/montreal i'd take it over cali

[lapis tide]

congrats on ramp

[magic cave]

Isn't that the general consensus?

[zenith eagle]

cali the more and more i like do stuff, like lease, check out car stuff, furniture, the more and more it's a fucking scam

[magic cave]

I like Rouge

[lapis tide]

air canada rouge

[vivid fiber]

Yes

[magic cave]

Jet is all old people and underage people

😷

[vivid fiber]

Wait til u eat out

I spend like $100 min a meal 😭

[zenith eagle]

its insnae

bro

fuck

will i get the mtl vibe in cali??

[magic cave]

Here's what I sent my other friends

[zenith eagle]

closest i can think of is nyc

[magic cave]

Mtl is pretty unique because of the blend of European influence

[lucid berry]

S tier Montreal recs list

[vivid fiber]

Nah

[zenith eagle]

it was rhetorical; i know i wont

[vivid fiber]

You can get the cali vibe tho

[noble field]

montreal is a city thats really only nice to visit

the language laws are so bad for anyone not a born french quebecer

literally unlivable

[worldly ridge]

The eclipse is awesome guys, its realy dark right now and I can feel the effects of the eclipse.

[untold geode]

Hey guys, a little question I'm hoping to get some insight on. I really want to learn something new like Go or Django, or something else altogether. However, I'm not sure whats the best thing for me to do? I know I'm trying to optimize my learning here, and the advise I usually get is, 'Do what you really wanna do, and make a project'. But for some reason, I just stay confused

[storm stream]

Makes no difference just have fun. Django is old news but does a lot of things for you out of the box, and golang new and sexy and cool

Just make something and have fun

[untold geode]

Yeah I share that sentiment too, but when I open up the documentation of Golang for example, I start thinking 'maybe my time is better spent doing Django' and then vice versa

I feel like Im just trying to get the most bang for my buck here but in the end im getting no bang for my buck

So fuck it, I'm just gonna pick one make a weekend project out of it and see how it goes

[storm stream]

Just follow a tutorial if you're mega stuck like this

[azure junco]

Do something with it that you would typically use a other language for

Like redo a past project with the new language using its best practices or specific features or create a new project

[grave quest]

your smile shines bright

[halcyon arrow]

$400/night comfort inn just to see clouds

[merry scroll]

anyone do that predictive index survey for telus gtlp

[waxen drum]

yes

[shut furnace]

Beef wonton substrate 💀

You kids are mad funny no cap

🤣🤣 Facts

[polar dust]

did u hear back?

[polar dust]

as in an interview? or the cognitve test?

[waxen drum]

i finished that, its like a video project/presentation thing now

[polar dust]

i see, how long did you wait to hear back

[waxen drum]

2 days i think

[halcyon arrow]

Almost everyone can speak english

And the signs are bilingual like the rest of the country

[noble field]

Not talking about that lmao

I’ve lived here my whole life

Go take a look at the new laws around English cegep

Or English in the workplace

Settling down in Montreal is gg

[zenith eagle]

bonjour mes amis

[zenith eagle]

curious are u fluent in french?

[zenith eagle]

totally worth frying my retinas for

[worldly ridge]

no way

dis is from google image

otherwise uwouldve been a werewolf rn

[magic cave]

Here's mine

[noble field]

i am

[noble field]

were you in the mob of animals trying to get a pair of glasses too

[magic cave]

Nah I bought them from a bystander

[noble field]

i fought through the cod zombies

saved 6$ so worth

[zenith eagle]

i respect the chick protesting even with the eclipse going on

[zenith eagle]

this great !

[zenith eagle]

this amazing too

man

can't forget the day

fucking unreal

a couple mins before totality it was like a movie filter or something

just the vibe of the light

[zenith eagle]

where exactly in montreal is this?

fuck

wish i could relive those minutes

[drifting shore]

the moment the sun reappeared

[zenith eagle]

im pretty sure i have retinal scarring

but whatever

i got the moment burned into my eyes im happy

[wheat comet]

I swear

Graphics were turned up

Everything looked more crisp

[zenith eagle]

fuck 10000% worth the 8 drive total

[drifting shore]

where did u go?

[zenith eagle]

where'd u guys take the pics?

i went to this place called compton like 20 mins south of sherbrooke

it's the percent centre

had guys from the uk and washinton state there to view it as well

[drifting shore]

kingston

[zenith eagle]

v nice

[noble field]

on mcgill campus

[azure junco]

i saw it from hamilton

there were clouds covering the sky up until 20 mins before the full eclipse everyone was stressed about not being able to see it 😭

[magic cave]

It's the McLennan-Redpath Complex at McGill

[wheat comet]

I checked cloud forecast and clouds were moving east so i drove west from toronto until jt was clear skies, ended up in some place called Tilsonburg

[worldly ridge]

@weak gazelle are you hiding in your waterfront codo as a werewolf?

[radiant isle]

My application is under consideration for SDE intern at Amazon 2024, did anyone get OA from them?

[tranquil goblet]

Arent all tax forms on CRA page?

https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/tax/individuals/topics/about-your-tax-return/tax-return/completing-a-tax-return/tax-slips/a-copy-your-tax-slips.html

[shut furnace]

I wanna name myself chicken ml

@errant flame @magic cave thoughts?

Test

Is cristina your 140 tc girl @magic cave

Nah but why did i accidently change my global nickname to Chicken ML

Fixed it though

[magic cave]

I think it's good

[magic cave]

She's making 0 TC at [redacted] so nah

[worldly ridge]

No

If you have T3s, T5s, FHSA, etc - it will not be provided by the CRA. Your brokerage and bank will issue it to your account.

its 2024 and idk why the governemtn hasntt simplify this process yet

CRA only had information about my T4s this tax season

welcome back :3

okay yeah I think it might ahve to dowith my brokerages not reporting them to CRA yet so I had to do it myself

Im with Questrade

they might did afterwards, i literaly filed my taxes the day i got my files

i need tax return money :3

[worldly ridge]

i already filed it

yueah they came rly late for me as well

ayo @unreal field why r u so ruch

only bbrokies only have a t4

[magic cave]

He spitting

[fallen mason]

Yo I got a referral via an internal process, does it make it worse / better / no difference? At amazon

Basically I'd already applied to the job so my referrer had to put in an internal request and HR would look over it

[azure junco]

no difference

if it's for internship or new grad

[quartz ridge]

Hubspot or AutoDesk (new grad)

Or SquarePoint Montreal location

Goated upgrade

[quartz ridge]

Remove your suffix. But yes sure feel free to steal his girl…