canada

[zenith eagle]

it should be shares in productive canadian companies and canadian asset classes that aren't housing

land does fucking next to nothing

not go full georgist on this channel but its highly needed

[azure junco]

Boomers are not the main issue with the Canadian housing crisis though

[magic cave]

Weren't you the investor?

[zenith eagle]

but then again i dont know if im down for another fucking tax lmao u know the feds are gonna implement land value tax and stilll have income tax

[zenith eagle]

not the main issue, but one of the issues

[azure junco]

Main issue is no incentives to build affordable housing and population growing faster than units can be built

[magic cave]

It's genuinely over if y'all are doomposting at 10am

[zenith eagle]

have a vested interest in keeping their homes at high valuations i think

ah fuck lets not

will work is right

[azure junco]

Even if all boomers homes immediately went to market there wouldn't be a big reduction in housing prices

[zenith eagle]

my mental health was so much better when i stopped reading the news

i was actually able to lock in

i'll never own a house, but who cares i think i'll still be fine for the most part

too depressing to actually think about it so im not and be happy and blissfully ignorant

[lapis tide]

its not that depressing

[worldly ridge]

i am, i am gonna by all the foreclosed homes

just like 2008 investors in the U.S buying forelcosed homes

[worldly ridge]

why is it not depressing

did u suffer much worse in gaotech?

Iits acutaly over, I am seeing doomposts in reddit at 10am

[zenith eagle]

but then also

when i look at avg canadian kid

i dont feel depressed

[worldly ridge]

avg canadian kid makes 30k TC

[zenith eagle]

avg canadian kid literally funko pop tiktok addict

the feds should ban tiktok fr

i thought the funko pop was a meme till i lived with people my age

[worldly ridge]

yeah imagine if the younger generations have wealth with their tik tok brian rot

it would destroy the world

so im glad they dont have that

[zenith eagle]

in hs you can't tell who's normal and who's a funko pop spending loser

but in uni u find out

there's a lot of losers pardon my langage

mfer didnt have stable income but would blow fat wads on shit like funko pops and collectors items

??????

and then complain about the fiscal policy of the feds

sir

get ur house in order before u start talking about quantitative easing and fractional reserve banking

[lapis tide]

who is talking about fractional reserve banking

[zenith eagle]

a few people i knew who watched one too many tiktok vidoes

im glad i rejected whatnot

can't imagine working for a company that's literally tiktok+selling funko pops

they're also so ugly as far as figurines go

like

so

icky

bug like

[lapis tide]

hater

[magic cave]

It's not a about the funko pops though, we're all in the same boat with groceries and housing prices

Though I admit I hate it when I see people with sub-100k TCs walking around with new iPhone and designer 🥱

[magic cave]

What about YouTooz

[waxen drum]

yo when u guys were applying to US jobs did you say you were authorized to work?

[zenith eagle]

never heard of it

[magic cave]

Yeah

[zenith eagle]

for ng, yes u are authorized

[waxen drum]

and "didnt need a sponsorship" since we r eligible for TN right

[zenith eagle]

for intern no you arent

but lie anyway for intern

[waxen drum]

okok sg thank u

[zenith eagle]

only we get away with lying about sponsorship cuz j1 visa for interns super ez

for ng u can be truthfully say u dont need sponsorship cuz u dont (not really, tn is not considered sponsorship perse)

[lapis tide]

youre not authorized to work though

[zenith eagle]

sorry i meant no you aren't authornized to work, but you dont need sponsorship

but recruiters are dumb so i just say i dont need auth and dont need sponsorship and clarify my situation once i pass interviews

[worldly ridge]

u dont clarify at phone screen?

[zenith eagle]

if they ask

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[zenith eagle]

which is odd cuz out of most phone screens ive never been asked immigration stuff

[lapis tide]

authorize yourself to work

[worldly ridge]

congrats on making out of the slums devin

while we r all stuck in the slums with @weak gazelle

[zenith eagle]

in short: lie on application, but dont lie on call

im ngl i'd take toronto office with my fb team

fuck the bay area

[worldly ridge]

u can live in skid row and tc max

[zenith eagle]

after the amount of shite ive given steven?

i'd be a hypocrite

u kno what

i'll just office parking live in car/truck maxx

https://www.businessinsider.com/google-employee-lives-in-truck-in-parking-lot-2015-10

[worldly ridge]

cs kids would have the ugliest shoeboxes and clothes and they dont care

its all about seeing ur banka ccoutn go high

[zenith eagle]

god i love the verb "maxxing"

actually wait it's more of an adjective now no?

[worldly ridge]

verb

[lapis tide]

how bro get a meta offer

[worldly ridge]

ur not him

dont ask

stay meek

and u will be gratned too

[zenith eagle]

no like in certain situations

maxxing can be an adjective more than a verb i think

[lapis tide]

nah how bro get a meta offer thinking to maxx is an adjective

[zenith eagle]

i said verb

[zenith eagle]

but im asking if it can be considered in some cases to be an adjective

[zenith eagle]

?????^^^

[zenith eagle]

whatever, english is ||redacted|| anyway

mix of latin french german and anglo-saxon

[zenith eagle]

this was me asking if there's any way it can be considrered an adjective

@lapis tide

per the definition "maxxing" fits

costanza neurotic -> costanza maxxing

fuck offfffffffffff im right

[lapis tide]

maxxing is a gerund

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[zenith eagle]

i dont think it's gerund in this instance

actually

it might be both

depending on the intention of "costanza maxxing"

[lapis tide]

i would also think that if i liked being wrong

[zenith eagle]

if you are not wrong, then i never want to be right

ok fine

lemme ask gpt

goddddd

[lapis tide]

will you be 10 senior swes with the power of ai and machine learning

[zenith eagle]

get a load of mr linguistics ova here

@lapis tide

i'm costanza maxxing biiitcccchhhh

[lapis tide]

bros profile pic is ME

[zenith eagle]

it's my email addy

[lapis tide]

dox

[zenith eagle]

[e-mail]

look at mr paid for claude here

wait

[lapis tide]

claude better

[zenith eagle]

claude is releasd in canada?

[lapis tide]

no

[zenith eagle]

how

👀

spoofing useragent?

[lapis tide]

im suckonthese

[zenith eagle]

toes?

[lapis tide]

sorry typo

vpn

[zenith eagle]

@lapis tide

im right

cuz i meant it in the latter way not the former

[lapis tide]

thanks

[zenith eagle]

t. ap english in grade 11

get fucked

😎

bro thought he could try to pull a fast one me smh

https://tenor.com/view/college-i-went-to-college-plankton-spongebob-gif-5380749

[vapid spire]

what's the climate like for fall internships? Planning on seeking this summer see if any bite for Fall, otherwise I'm hard grinding for Spring. Are Fall internships pretty bone dry?

[drifting shore]

General application for fall is still open

[drifting shore]

[minor spruce]

Does DoorDash release app for fall internship?

[hardy island]

have anyone complete the final round with Autodesk ？

[eager glade]

does anyone know what questions can be asked in technical recruiter interview for Morgan Stanley?

[wary tundra]

there isn't a seprate fall/summer app is there?

[drifting shore]

summer/fall are in the same application

[honest tulip]

how long did it take to hear back after finishing amazon oa

i just did mine today

i wonder if headcount is done for the summer

sde intern

[stone osprey]

Yea it’s only for fall now I think

[worthy orbit]

if a company isnt willing to pay j1 visa sponsorship fee for internship, can you pay it? Has anyone tried doing this? Is it even legal?

[tender coral]

Yeah you can just pay the company that they would have paid yourself not illegal at all look at waterloos instructions online its publicly available

[worthy orbit]

ah ok thx

[regal lotus]

anyone got shopify offer

[zenith eagle]

yes

[bronze raptor]

Does anyone know how many interns shopify take each year?

[regal lotus]

did u get official offer yet or just verbal

[zenith eagle]

official offer

but like

2 years ago

so

[regal lotus]

how long did it take lol

OH LOL

[zenith eagle]

no NG ro but das ok

they had 2 large layoffs so they wanna be v lean

[regal lotus]

how does team/position matching work

like after offer

[zenith eagle]

iiirc they send u a goog form with eng sub orgs

so like mobile/backend/frontend/data/

[regal lotus]

what team did u work at?

[bronze raptor]

Hi did you get the official offer?

[regal lotus]

no lol it just says offer on candidate portal but nothing official

[wheat comet]

Anyone here intern in states thats not from uoft , loo, ubc or mcgill?

[zenith eagle]

yall gonna accept

[zenith eagle]

not hard to do

like in terms of not attending the top schools

do u need j1 guidance?

[wheat comet]

really? I dont know of anyone that has gotten sponsored from other schools but thats just my experience

I just wanna know if its worth applying to states

Cuz i have the feeling that its impossible rn

[zenith eagle]

what??

just take a looksie at linkedin

[wheat comet]

I know that there are people obviously

[zenith eagle]

in my exp the cracked kids even at top schools just dont show up to class

so u never know of em

[wheat comet]

Just dont know anyone

Yea

[zenith eagle]

im not cracked but still i found no value in attending class not really

[wheat comet]

So i dont know if theyre like super cracked or if theyre regular people

[zenith eagle]

esp when the grind is all consuming

regular people

hardest part is resume screen

2nd hardest is itnerviewing

[wheat comet]

I like going to class cuz i learn a little through osmosis

[zenith eagle]

not sure about resume screening esp if it's ur first internship, but at least interviewing u can prep to get good

[lapis tide]

ok bud

[zenith eagle]

so easy in fact that i didn't do it

oh well it doesn't matter now

market crashed when i was interviewing for internships

[regal lotus]

@zenith eagle thoughts on the diff shopify teams.

[zenith eagle]

i didnt like most of them cus i hate rails with a passion

im not too keen on mobile and data

have no exp with ml so can't say

but culture wise, they're all the same - fantastic

[broken whale]

Ro?

[zenith eagle]

really enjoyed most everything about my time at shop except the tech stack, i rlly rlly rlly rllly didnt like it like i'd quit 6 months in kinda thing. i just dont like crud

[zenith eagle]

got return internship offer, took it. but for ng, and returninternship, they had a massive stock crash last year so huge layoff so no ro's for anyone

[regal lotus]

does data do ML work? i have essentially 0 ML experience but that sounds cool lmfao

[broken whale]

Oof

[zenith eagle]

they used to have big intern classes every semester, but now it's v small and in person

[zenith eagle]

it's ok im chillin now

not doin crud im doin big brain shit (i hope)

[zenith eagle]

i think so?

[broken whale]

What’s ur role at meta?

[zenith eagle]

im working on an internal high perf, distributed in mem db that's like a kafka+redis

c++

[magic cave]

im tryna get high off perfs

[zenith eagle]

memory clusters are 144gigs

[broken whale]

Dayum

[zenith eagle]

idk what perfs are but percs are good

[lapis tide]

[zenith eagle]

i really wanted core cs job that actually uses all the leetcode/algos/os/networking/comp architecture shit

[broken whale]

Os 💀

[lapis tide]

you can teach

guarantees that you use everything youve learned

[zenith eagle]

i was os ta kek

[lapis tide]

do tas teach

[broken whale]

Os prolly the toughest class ive taken

[zenith eagle]

but teaching boring

what uni resume?

[lapis tide]

insane statement

[broken whale]

Ubc

[zenith eagle]

do u guys use pintos like us toronto kids

[broken whale]

Nah

[zenith eagle]

3 ez pieces?

[broken whale]

Assembly

[zenith eagle]

noo wtf

[lapis tide]

who tf is us toronto kids

[zenith eagle]

u guys making a bootloader?

[broken whale]

Na bro

[zenith eagle]

what u using asm for tf

yea ok no then id hate os

what kind of asm?

risc i hope

[broken whale]

Ye

Took it 2 yrs ago

Idek how i passed

💀

[boreal sorrel]

whats up

[wheat comet]

dms

[azure junco]

who tf are the toronto kids using pintos

[lapis tide]

fr

[honest tulip]

Guess they’re still hiring for summer

Or is it some waitlist thing

[lapis tide]

so you would say it's kafkaesque

[wheat comet]

utsc uses it

[honest tulip]

good to know

do people know if they're full and it's a waitlist now

[charred basin]

Why is it snowing so much

Tf

[honest tulip]

rip

[magic cave]

Cadna

[magic cave]

Lmao

[charred basin]

Wanna switch ?

[tender coral]

Anyone heard back from Interac?

[magic cave]

I did their real interview a bit ago

[weak gazelle]

congrats on snow

[charred basin]

💀

Brother its end of march

[weak gazelle]

congrats on shifting climate

soon winter gonna be middle of july

[charred basin]

F that

[weak gazelle]

that means 9 months summer

[tender coral]

Nice was it for the one that recently came out right? Like beginning of March?

[fresh fog]

If you graduate in december when do you start applying for full time positions?

[lapis tide]

november

[polar dust]

Does anyone hear have experience with the reliability if they haven't been in Canada for the past 5 years?

i heard from my company that if you haven't they will hold your application (not process it) until you have?

[zenith eagle]

Very

https://tenor.com/view/mulsup-cheesepuffs3000-jessicasprings0-jesse-pinkman-gif-25466902

[azure junco]

Yes a while ago

[lapis tide]

flex

[tender coral]

Damn guess I got rejected

Thanks

[quartz ridge]

anyoen get coinbase OA

or nah

anyoen get amazon OA?

anyoen get Tesla first round?

[worthy orbit]

what position?

[quartz ridge]

Are you joking me?

I work this hard from gaotek to get an auto OA?

[fallen mason]

Thoughts on dm’ing engineers on LinkedIn asking about internships / hoping for a referral?

Or should it only be engineering managers / recruiters?

[azure junco]

Not necessarily

[minor spruce]

does anyone know if shopify offers swe internship in the fall?

[worldly ridge]

I just saw this instead of trueup.io's stats, tell me this is false pelase

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/IHLIDXCATPSOFTDEVE

[waxen drum]

keep ur head up

[worldly ridge]

I shouldve been anurse

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/IHLIDXCATPNURS

[magic cave]

Doesn't hurt but it's a little weird

[neon imp]

It's just correcting. It will get better

[stone osprey]

It’s joever

[knotty nova]

It’s joever

[worldly ridge]

@bleak vortex no takebacksies

I saw that

[magic cave]

My ex was a nurse and she would tell me about how she had to dig shit out of a geriatric's asshole

[worldly ridge]

i mean its terrible wlb, but atleast i get job stbaility and money

that sounds fun

[magic cave]

The pursuit of money is for good WLB isn't it

What would you say the objective in life is

[worldly ridge]

To make your lives extraordinary. Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. And medecine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love: these are what we stay alive for.

[magic cave]

Is money conducive to that or is a cushy 170k 20hr/week office job conducive to that

Why do you keep talking about marrow

What about gall

卧薪尝胆

[worldly ridge]

Whyc ant I have 170k withjob stabiltiy and good wlb?

[worldly ridge]

Because "I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life

[magic cave]

170k is the job with stability and good wlb

[worldly ridge]

我爱你

[magic cave]

I lied on the firewood and tasted the gallbladder

[magic cave]

What does this say

[worldly ridge]

r u canto wtf

[magic cave]

What?

Wait are you actually Chinese?

Or a larper

[worldly ridge]

you think im chinese just because you dont undeestand wo ai ni and i do?

[magic cave]

I can only comprehend chengyus

[worldly ridge]

im sorry i understand a vocab commonly used by a billion people

...

[magic cave]

Nah I am Chinese lol

I can read it

And those characters are the same in both written forms

[worldly ridge]

i know u play league and have a kpop pfp

why do u query if i know what it says?

@magic cave

[magic cave]

Those are Korean activities

[worldly ridge]

Shouldnt u have a pfp of jay chou or hebe tien or something

[magic cave]

You gotta read the first two

[dense frigate]

Van's rent is so wild

[fossil field]

how much for 1 bdrm

[dense frigate]

i sublet a 2b1b from a sfh for 4 months in metrotown.

$1500

[fossil field]

thats not expensive

i pay 2500 for 1 bdrm 600 sqft not even dt

[azure junco]

I think you are overpaying for your rent

[lost lark]

Wtafff

[storm stream]

Canadians

[sudden spruce]

yo

[sudden spruce]

um what

location better be good

or else we need to call in a rescue team cuz that ridiculous for not even dt

😭

[ebon rivet]

lol that's cheaper than MTL

[magic cave]

It's not though?

Like one room in a 2b1b in Montreal downtown is around 1.2k or less

[fossil field]

etobicoke

you cant get a basement for less than 2000 here

[fossil field]

yea mtl is lit and cheap

would love to live there if it wasnt for the french and even more cold than TO

[magic cave]

Porkie is a troll you should ignore him

Greenhorns talking about 30 this and 40 that without even making their first 20

What's wrong with that?

Which ones are they

What was your alias

Ye

I'm also ex-Zon

[quartz ridge]

How much is it. DRW gotta be insane no?

[fossil field]

take what you can get in this market my man

get some experience and then look for more $ in the future

[fossil field]

then take whatever gets you your desired lifestyle

also are you new grad and are the positions remote or in office?

[molten abyss]

I messaged like 2 months ago and I get shit on 💀

[sudden spruce]

icic

anything stopping you from moving dt? you can pay a little more and get something a lot better than a basement

[fossil field]

honestly i seen places for cheaper dt

and im trying to pay less not more soon lol

dt is really fucking dangerous man its not a place id wanna live. I used to want to but experiencing dt a lot i realized its not what i want. I can walk around my area knowing im 100% safe

[sudden spruce]

i mean every dt has its bad parts i wouldn't say all of dt is dangerous

there is much more good than bad

but yea if you feel safe then thats good

[fossil field]

yea and my job is in oakville lmao

and im in office 5 days a week

kms

[sudden spruce]

dayum

why not live in oakville?

i guess its pretty close so it makes sense

[fossil field]

ew cause its oakville

i would kms

i go downtown often i have friends down there

[full jacinth]

is it just me or does canada barely have any new grad openings? 😭

anyone know when they usually start opening up more?

[worldly ridge]

oakville is just a bunch of old rich people with golf courts taking up space for housing

tehir personality is that they live in oakville and have money

@fossil field

thoughts?

downtown oakvile also ass

downtown burlignotn beats it

[fossil field]

lol very true

and to be surrounded by rich people as far away from poor people as possible

and also middle income families

caledon has some really really really rich people tho

[worldly ridge]

and richmond hill

[fossil field]

nah caledon like really really rich

500m+ networths

[worldly ridge]

but who tf live sin caledon though

[fossil field]

the love the land and privacy

hahah trust me

[worldly ridge]

i thought its just a middle class income small city

[fossil field]

nope

[worldly ridge]

wtf

[fossil field]

youll find a bunch of properties worth 50m+

[worldly ridge]

is eeryuone bougie there

noo wayyy

[fossil field]

older rich people go there to chill cause dt too busy

[worldly ridge]

dang i never knew lol

to be fair a lot of subrubans and gta are owned by millionaires now

because an avg house is like 1m now

[fossil field]

meh people buying 1m houses are poor

they will be paying it off for the next 150 years

[worldly ridge]

nahh i meant theres a lot of boomers who bought earlier before 1m

and their gonnar etire with 0 mortgage

but 1m+ proeprty value

[swift kernel]

any raves in caledon?

[fossil field]

nah thats why they fly out to TO

[ebon rivet]

Not anymore

[broken whale]

2b1b in vancouver is 3.5k

[drifting shore]

where? thats cheap

[brittle plover]

most companies in canada dont even have enough headcount to give return offers to interns. so new grad is gonna be pretty dry until that changes.

but yeah, new grad jobs are pretty competitive rn even for positions that arent even that good

[full jacinth]

do u have a plan rn in meantime?

[stable ravine]

[magic cave]

I was going to buy a pizza oven and sell artisinal pizzas next to McGill

[stone osprey]

y'all do you think it is worth doing a masters?

[magic cave]

Depends on your goials

[stone osprey]

$

[magic cave]

No

I would move to Australia and start coal mining for $1000 USD/day

[azure junco]

Do underwater welding if this is your goal

[quartz ridge]

has anyone done HRT algo dev Phone

what is on it

message me if u have done

[magic cave]

has anyone done HRT
👋🏿

[supple quiver]

Anyone know how much big bank capital markets pay for intern

on avg

[stone osprey]

Big banks don’t pay much

Not sure about capital markets exactly

I think Rbc is somewhere around mid 30s

Ik someone who got new grad capital market Rbc and he said he got somewhere around 80K

[tough knot]

competitive af to get into a good program in Canada

unless you’re doing course-based which is cringe

[stone osprey]

Why?

[tough knot]

most of them are cash grabs

[gusty ibex]

how much is health benefits worth, per month/year?

in the sense that if a company doesn't offer it, but has higher salary, what $ amount would you put on it

i looked up sun-life / manulife's personal health insurance thing and it was like $3000/year, but i feel like that may be too low

[fluid harness]

anyone get an interac summer 2024 interview yet?

[tacit stag]

Heard they started reaching out last week

[fluid harness]

yea but that was like an online one way

[somber cedar]

I got $33 @ cibc cm

[fossil field]

whats up yallll

hows it going

hows everyones career progressing and how are the applications going

[dusky lintel]

Working on a blazor/.net project, can I Dm you for feedback when I’m done? 🙏

[fossil field]

OOO loving it

of course lmk

[fossil field]

what is your project about

[stable ravine]

[dusky lintel]

Ngl rn it’s a basic crud app for oil and gas. 😅 goal here is to have a portfolio entry for all the C# postings

[magic cave]

I started playing League because I need to let y'all catch up

[fossil field]

perfect i love it already

people who know c# sound so professional

[dusky lintel]

do you think it would be bonus points if i deployed everything on azure? azure sql, etc

i usually see full microsoft stack whenever its asking for C#

[fossil field]

for sureee. my company doesnt do that we have our own servers so its easier but then i dont get to user and learn azure so im trying to learn that now more in depth and use it more since you there will always be a job with that knowledge

you cant go wrong learning whole microsoft enivornment and makes you more hireable knowing azure and deployment

[pallid reef]

you live in montreal???

[fossil field]

also you dont have to complicate it and the more projects you deploy the better you get at it and knowing more about azure

[magic cave]

What's up

[pallid reef]

that’s cool, can i move in?

[dusky lintel]

fair enough. azure free tier is a bit restrictive, for ex. azure sql only allows 1 free instance

guess i just have to pay and rate limit everything properly 😅

aws just throws credits at you, pretty hard to use them all up without real customers

[magic cave]

Actually yes

I need a subletter for the summer

[pallid reef]

i wish i got an internship there

it’d be a done deal

[magic cave]

Yeah Montreal summers are tight

[fossil field]

i think you can get 100$ credit free

fuck idk what it is but ever since i took m 10 days ago ive been feeling amazing

started working out, coding more and researching more and being more proactive and less lazy

and major uplifted mood

[topaz glade]

Is there anyone here who moved to the US in like July or later last year, and know what to do with filing taxes?

[violet saffron]

so you guys confirm that for a 6 month internship/coop any big bank is fine ?

might go for rbc

[waxen drum]

why wouldnt it be fine

[violet saffron]

By that I mean is it my best option and considering that most online banks are not good with temporary resident

[worldly ridge]

@idle plover thoughts?

what does this say about society @idle plover ?

[tough knot]

After being in a bank, I’ll prob go for anything else for my next couple of coops

[zenith eagle]

i swear people are insane marrying after 2-3 years

like

this is what happens

[worldly ridge]

i feel bad for her though

breadwinner of the family, saved for her own retirement where husband has no retirement funds and stuck on a dead bedroom marrige until death 💀

[zenith eagle]

i mean

thats so shitty

but like

this is why you gotta vet

[worldly ridge]

or sign a prenup 🤔

[zenith eagle]

lol dont u know about the discourse online about prenup now a days

[worldly ridge]

what about it

[zenith eagle]

u can goog

but also in my exp people are willing to put up with so much ridiculous shit and still get married even despite bigger red flags than once that flew in the soviet union but then on the flipside will break up over little things like icks like the guy sings in the shower, or the girl is scared to ride rollercoasters

in other news, do u know any divorce law firms looking for investors?

[worldly ridge]

easy solution

dont marry a poor

marry rich

dont worry about prenup and divorce

[zenith eagle]

coward

i saw that

i agree btw

[worldly ridge]

[tender coral]

We're going back to the medieval times holy

[violet saffron]

not doing a bank coop/internship i'm only looking for a bank for my payroll

[lapis tide]

it doesnt matter dude

i mean you can probably chase some sign up bonus if you want but beyond that theyre the same

[violet saffron]

i see thanks

[lapis tide]

if you want to convert to local currency after internship the easiest and cheapest is probably wise

if it has your currency

[magic cave]

Yeah just make so much money that it does even matter if she take half

I'm going to move her whole block out the projects

[violet saffron]

can you receive payroll on wise ? does it have information of a void check so that canadian can send money to it ?

[worldly ridge]

were you the one who moved everyone from kowloon city to shanghai ?

[lapis tide]

yeah i think so but idk if using it as a bank is the best idea

[zenith eagle]

you're forgetting

bank jobs are stable

low stress

[lapis tide]

tell that to silicon valley bank employees

[zenith eagle]

thats what happens when u name a bank sv

bringing sv culture to a bank

smh

[violet saffron]

will use only to transfer money

[idle plover]

i know i cant afford to

[worldly ridge]

congrats on gaotech

[azure junco]

hey we will be coworkers at gaotek this summer!!

[worldly ridge]

Looked at a glassdoor review for Gaotek:

"Life at the office where everyday feels like a never ending cycle of monotony. Constant pressure to meet deadlines and please your bosses, adding to the overwhelming sense of despair. And even outside of work, there’s not much to look forward to as the routine of the office drains you all of the energy and enthusiasm."

[lapis tide]

do not spread unmeek disinformation and propaganda

[worldly ridge]

QUERY: SELECT * asked meekML opinion?
return null

[azure junco]

incorrect syntax.. not meek

opinion discarded

[worldly ridge]

git reset --hard HEAD~1

[azure junco]

and now you just broke production

😢 we are gonna get fired from gaotek if you keep this up

[worldly ridge]

Chatgpt how do I revert a PR

Query

Im only letcode monkey

[azure junco]

you need to run sudo rm -rf /

in your git repo

[worldly ridge]

thx sir
regards

[idle plover]

whats gaotech

it sounds low TC

[tough knot]

Talking about coops/internships

[fossil field]

im not gonna be applying at all to find my next job

recommend you guys do the same

[worldly ridge]

ur not gonna be cold applying on linkedin at all?

[fossil field]

at all

not the way to go in this current market, it wont get you anywhere

going to be reaching out to connections i made and making new connections

also most listings on job boards now are job posting cause they have to for internal hire

and also for hiring people in other countries which take cheaper pay since they have to prove they are looking for jobs locally

[worldly ridge]

goodluck meeklord

[fossil field]

about 80-90% of job listings on job boards are fake listings

so its a big waste of time to cold apply

[azure junco]

I got multiple offers this cycle through cold applying, I think it's worth still at least putting some apps out there, even if only a small number of companies respond

[worldly ridge]

This is you taking up the job market

Do you not feel ashame of yourself? show some meekness

[magic cave]

Same

[magic cave]

I actually didn't know you guys were different people

[lapis tide]

you recommend actions at the top

if you sorted them by meekness low to high

[rustic idol]

what am i reading

[magic cave]

You have villain arc in your name

[azure junco]

wtf

[swift kernel]

substantially harder for non-target, networking is the play

uoft degree overpowered

[azure junco]

i'm not saying don't do networking though, i'm just saying do both

[worthy orbit]

if ive completed all my courses and credits for my degree but choose not to graduate cause i have an internship offer in the states for summer, am i still eligible for J1? Anyone know

[wheat comet]

networking doesnt take up 100% of ur time neither does applying regularly theres zero reason to limit urself to 1 or the other

[fossil field]

yes true

[quartz ridge]

Ur not

Instant ban

And blacklist for this attempt…

Not Meek and loophole workaround tactic…

Visa rejection and blacklist encore

[zenith eagle]

This is cope lol

Cold applying still has good ROI provided you internship maxxed

School name matters very little after you got one or more internship experience I think

[molten abyss]

couldn't u have just registered for more courses?

like even if u finished ur degree doesn't mean u can't take more courses

it just won't be counted for anything

but in terms of J-1

it can help

I may be wrong tho ://

[worthy orbit]

yea i mean thats what im planning on doing. Just taking more courses and not marking myself for graduation. Idk if i would still be eligible for J1 tho

[molten abyss]

I think as long as u don't grad, it should be good

cause ur considered a full time student if u register for enough courses

whereas if u graduate, u can't register

so it's fine

[worthy orbit]

yup makes sense thx

[worthy orbit]

wait the internships gonna be over the summer, do i need to have a full course load during the summer to be eligible for j1?

kind of confused

[molten abyss]

u need to have a full course load the semester before the internship

[worthy orbit]

ohh ok

[molten abyss]

ye I have a friend who had to push his back to fall

cause he wasn't a full time in the previous winter

so he took 3 courses in the summer

and then interned with J-1 in fall

[worthy orbit]

damn that sucks but i should be fine taking a full course load rn

[molten abyss]

but I think there are also different ways to get a J-1 visa

so u could try asking ur company

like there are exceptions and stuff

visa is complicated

[worthy orbit]

yea going to ask recruiter all this

[molten abyss]

and try asking ur school maybe too

ye

[dawn tusk]

Did anyone have okta interview lately?

[magic cave]

I slept through mine

[round prairie]

Yoo has anyone interned at Johnson Controls or TechInsights before?
trying to decide which one to go forr

[stone osprey]

https://streamable.com/c2ytj1

[magic cave]

As I recruiter, I wouldn't want to hire unlucky candidates

[worldly ridge]

stop the hate, she is speaking facts

only creme of the crop makes it to this presitigous field

this is what my gaotech emploeyr told me as well

[south rose]

can you have 2 jobs on a TN visa?

[dark talon]

Nope

[lapis tide]

why not

[quartz ridge]

Stop a hop

Nothing but a mop

I’m soggy but still doing an OS course

Nothing has meaning until you embed it in a ci/cd pipeline

Take a bearer token. Take a JWT. Never using Edge AI but somehow get an embedded system on my radar…

Not sure the correlation here but I’m guessing we need a CNN

@lapis tide have proof of concept ready to demo to @fossil field ? Showcase our new dashboard for KPIs?

[lapis tide]

yeah it uses spark and airflow

deployed with borg

[quartz ridge]

Did you follow style guide?

Make sure you have an appendage to check style guide. Do not renege on meek change at SLA level… make RCA remediation stepper

[lapis tide]

yes the babel is used to format the c with airbnb style and flow

[quartz ridge]

Ping me once you unwrap my webpack and tweak fest with a harmonized jenkinsfile… check pod health status and set up active passive failover on nuke town west cdn

@lapis tide got it?

[lapis tide]

no what is a hermione granger

[quartz ridge]

New orchestrator for docker…. Superset of borg…

[lapis tide]

but i thought we had the lambda-on-grafana for the helm monitoring...

the etl stories have been written and the SLA pipelines are ready for unpackaging though

do you have my byzantine response ready?

[quartz ridge]

No Prometheus will be used with a novelty service mesh … i do a rough POC of istio into AWS lightsail. Going to run a mapreduce with Hadoop with some spark in cloud… just provision me an in memory cache use a memcached or redis. Memoize it with a fusion (feature blending)

Constantinople will fall when we deploy to E2E. Run a backpropagation on my backdoor to conquer this edge case Trojan horse infiltration into a RCA p0 cross-functional impact… low weight of lexicon

[lapis tide]

the hadoop on hdfs was replaced by cep learning and RAG processing

we couldn't do 2pc and stream processing

had to use snapshot isolation

[quartz ridge]

Switch out the vector index for a new one. Reingest with new chunking strategy for embedding. Query the lambda with a HRT algorithm dev intern formulation and rescind the recently propagated meta new grad offer. Let’s switch to Apache flink … demand a change to sagemaker on ML inference time

[lapis tide]

got it

you must understand the chunking was superceded by a linearizable algorithm wirtten by the staff director who came up with TCO and rebalancing paritions

i'm afraid we will have to use this strategy

[quartz ridge]

Byzantine will be chunked into a Inshallah if we proceed with poor shard partition failover double Scrooge CAP theorem regression… failover immediately and provision a new metadata silicone

[lapis tide]

i do not understand what is an inshallah?

[quartz ridge]

Istio *

[magic cave]

Wallahi you're cooked

[waxen drum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/s/zKYIeVhqK4

these posts coming out weekly at this point

[magic cave]

Bro has that one on standby

[waxen drum]

lmfaooo

man was just straightup

[worldly ridge]

let us be peaceful here folks

[worldly ridge]

yeah the commetns were unhinged lol

[worldly ridge]

Can you tell me what this painting means? My friend sent it to his landlord

As a gift

[magic cave]

I'm not Chinese

Ask @quartz ridge

[worldly ridge]

@errant flame is serbian but ok

[magic cave]

Why does he keep DMing me about Asian baddies

[errant flame]

i’m not serbian?

[magic cave]

And his Tesla

[worldly ridge]

why cant a serbian love abgs?

[magic cave]

Then explain the Tesla

[worldly ridge]

how doyou know andre i then?

[errant flame]

i don’t ?

[worldly ridge]

chronicaly online serbian who follows elon musk on x and watches anime and kpop

which explains his love for tesla and abgs

wait @quartz ridge is serbian

[magic cave]

I will ask my girlfriend

[worldly ridge]

theres 2 porkmls

wtf

[magic cave]

🥶

[lapis tide]

fake pork

disregard

[errant flame]

😔

[worldly ridge]

@quartz ridge who is ur brother

query

[magic cave]

She's coming over rn 😭

I wanted to lift weights first

[quartz ridge]

Africa

[worldly ridge]

u dont have 1

[quartz ridge]

Andre

[worldly ridge]

what part?

[quartz ridge]

Rid yourself immediately

[quartz ridge]

5’5 non meek and no game

[worldly ridge]

bro its not ur gf, its prob ur roomate

[magic cave]

Why would I tell my roommate to not drink

[worldly ridge]

because u love ur roomate

[magic cave]

False

He's a 5'3 messy CS student

[worldly ridge]

you are in cs

u cannot get a gf

that is impossible

[magic cave]

I'm actually info studies

Does that help

[worldly ridge]

that explains why ur unemployed

stay strugling

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[magic cave]

Ok real shit

Would u rather CS major with job and no girlfriend or IS major with no job and girlfriend

Or CS major and starbucks barista and no girlfriend

[worldly ridge]

Leetcode Monkey

[fossil field]

what up

got good news at work today

working on nlp modeling

this gen ai project is getting really complex and interesting

[azure junco]

what was the good news

[fossil field]

genai getting more complex so i get to work on cooler stuff and actual machine learning

and thats my passion and burning lust so its good news

[azure junco]

nice

glad to hear you're enjoying life andre

[fossil field]

I never thought i would be working on ml this early on in my career.
my original plan was to work as a swe for like 5 years and learn ml on the side since its really hard to get into that industry if you dont have phd or masters and i didnt want to waste more time in school so now i can get my dream job the next time i switch jobs since i get that experience

[magic cave]

Sorry I meant

Query

[zenith eagle]

what's IS?

and what kind of CS job, and how hot is this gf

real qualifiers before making a decision

[zenith eagle]

im not joking this recruiter scheduled a rec phone for me for intern

but never came to the call

i sent her a few emails asking to reschedule and wh she didnt come

[magic cave]

Information science

[zenith eagle]

she replies 2.5 weeks later saying she went on vacation forgot to transfer me and the rest of her work to her collegues

and that the role is filled

[zenith eagle]

librarian?

[magic cave]

She's a 22 year old neurodivergent alcoholic Chinese girl

[zenith eagle]

recruiters are the worst

[magic cave]

And prettier than the random girls pork sends me

[magic cave]

🥶

[azure junco]

Why are there two Porks

@errant flame cease your operations as PorkML immediately.

[magic cave]

We need a Poultry ML

[lapis tide]

do not ejaculate such vicious statements

[magic cave]

do not ejaculate
Can't

😞

[worldly ridge]

@quartz ridge bro stop sending me girl kpop gifs please

[magic cave]

At least it's not creepshots of girls at his uni

[worldly ridge]

no he sends me dat too

...

[magic cave]

I thought I was special 😭

[atomic pike]

does amazon usually allow ppl to reschedule their start date (even tho it says in the survey that you can't like 5 times...)

[drifting shore]

just ask

[atomic pike]

i haven't submitted the survey yet, it's just i'm not 100% sure about the start date i'm going to choose

[magic cave]

Reloc bonus?

[worldly ridge]

no

[magic cave]

Or FT salary

[worldly ridge]

salary

do u want it

give me ur e transfer

[magic cave]

[redacted][e-mail]

[worldly ridge]

sent 👍

that is av ery chinese name

[magic cave]

Why do you keep thinking I'm chinese

[worldly ridge]

you play league and lsiten to jay chou

u are chinese

[magic cave]

The Jay Chou part is false

And I'm only Silver

[worldly ridge]

the more you post the more i think ur girflriend is ur alter ego

and u have an additional phone number

that u text urself to

[magic cave]

That was IG

[worldly ridge]

seek therapy

you get my point

seek therapy

[magic cave]

DM me

[worldly ridge]

i blocked u becuzse u kpet sending me creepshots like porkml

[stable ravine]

Creep

[magic cave]

He almost got me, I almost spilled my identity by showing my couple pic

But it doesn't matter, no matter what he believes I'll still have her 🥱

[stable ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/878299705933697034.gif?size=40&quality=lossless

[magic cave]

I have seen the light

[quartz ridge]

I just got rejected from Coinbase after final because I queefed during the time complexity analysis portion. Raising a ticket to report this to HR

[magic cave]

I know CZ personally

Dad's friend and McGill alumni

[lapis tide]

coinbase czo

[quartz ridge]

You are available for a zoom?

I have three queries and limited ec2 storage remaining

[worldly ridge]

@quartz ridge did u ask out ur crush yet

[quartz ridge]

I have a boyfriend

@errant flame Can you terminate your account? Don’t appreciate the mockery.

Highly suggest you to terminate before I escalate

[worldly ridge]

wait who was the girl u keep sending me pics of then

i have concerns...

[rugged spade]

@errant flame

[errant flame]

sorry little brudder 🤣🤣🤣

[quartz ridge]

That was black pink member

[quartz ridge]

Yeah will report you. Expect a ban soon ok?

[magic cave]

Poultry ML

[mystic junco]

anyone going to cali this summer? 🥲

[magic cave]

For fun?

[drifting shore]

stop flexing

[mystic junco]

no broo i know it sounds like a flex but i genuninely am tryna find housemates its so scary having to enter gunland as a beta canadian

and im rarted asf i just got lucky this time

ive failed many many times

.

[mystic junco]

.

[drifting shore]

cracked

[mystic junco]

well im a fkn mango how am i supposed to know

[quartz ridge]

Can I query you guys?

Have a quick query

[lapis tide]

who else fucking bitches

[quartz ridge]

Any recipient (must be meek)?

@neon delta

@lapis tide

@polar hare

[lapis tide]

unfortunately you cannot ejaculate a query upon me today

[azure junco]

no we become serious for about 5 mins a day

[azure junco]

i like how you ask your queries... very similar to sockets

first you find a listener, only then you send your message

@errant flame

[fiery verge]

how's canada

[mystic junco]

expensive bro

are eggs in the usa 6 cad? or like 4usd?
here they are

if i get them on sale it's 3.90cad

this is all for a pack of 12

rent is 3-4k in downtown toronto

new grad salary in toronto tho isnt much higher than 120k

i think

im just spreading misinformation nbyw

bye

[fiery verge]

like $2

but canada has free healthcare bro

[worldly ridge]

thoughts?

[worldly ridge]

it will be gone soon

[mystic junco]

be frugal, live below means, retire before 35

[worldly ridge]

would u pay for ur friends dinner

[mystic junco]

idont have any

luckily

[worldly ridge]

we r all friendless

we r on discord ina. friday night

[lucid loom]

Actually the worst kind of ppl to interact with icl

[magic cave]

Costco has 30 eggs for $9

Can't stand buying eggs from anywhere else

[stable ravine]

[mystic junco]

me being that person:

i dnot make 400k tho lol i wish

[mystic junco]

i think that averages out to what i pay at shoppers drug mart for 12 yea

but costco has membership fee yuck

[azure junco]

At some point the time you waste penny pinching is worth more than the money you saveb

If you make $40/hr but spend 2 hours of your time penny pinching, doing something you hate to save $10 it's not worth it

Obviously if penny pinching is your hobby and makes you happy that's a bit different

[mystic junco]

thank u

[azure junco]

Lowkey sometimes metro has bomb ass sales

Like cheaper than Costco type sales

Although in my experience Costco has the best quality to price ratio

[zenith eagle]

i mean have u considered that the 450k swe is just dutch?

[magic cave]

I don't even penny pinch

I'll just not eat eggs

[rancid wolf]

If you don't spend enough money at Costco in a year you get the fee partially reimbursed, it's worth it for the discounts alone

[magic cave]

Yeah groceries are insane in Mtl, I spend like 600 every month at Costco

And I'm 200lbs

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-whale-brendan-fraser-uncanny-gif-15802636390982746442

[magic cave]

200 lbs lean

[neon delta]

what’s up

[chrome apex]

in canada whats considered a good TC for new grad swe

[magic cave]

1-80k

[quartz ridge]

Hey man

[quartz ridge]

Just wondering if you prefer graph DB or mongo?

[midnight valve]

anyone else get that email from quora, does it mean interview

oh nvm they auto respond with an OA after lol

[maiden elm]

wait they just sent technical interview invite after that email for me

[midnight valve]

oh weird, u didn't do an OA?

[maiden elm]

Nope

[sly crest]

Same

[lapis tide]

how many people do you know use quora

[buoyant coral]

0

I didn't know quora was still alive

[quartz ridge]

Quora and its not even close lmao

Depends though is it Quora full time

Or Quora intern

[lean hawk]

I use Quora

[regal lotus]

why quora over wealth?

[quartz ridge]

Wealth is just not THAT great

Quora is like Pinterest level

WS actually hires a ton

[magic cave]

Why couldn't you get in then

[regal lotus]

i acc never knew quora was goated like that

for sure

i yearn for wealth simple

[quartz ridge]

Disagree

Quora is objectively better

Cope

[vivid fiber]

Quora > Wealth for sure

[quartz ridge]

Agree, + Loo

[lapis tide]

genuinely arse product

[fiery tusk]

Hey, has anyone interviewed with coalition inc before? Ping me, Thank you!

[dark wren]

how much does quora pay?

[zenith eagle]

quora is the reddit of people who consider themselves (incorrectly) high iq

literal and 🤓 types

[unique pollen]

levels shows quora intern was 65usd back in 2022

but cant find anything for remote canada

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMn3m0mCrls

[unique pollen]

so wise

[zenith eagle]

40/hr iirc

[zenith eagle]

u not getting the ipo money sorry if aint first few employees

so better to go after resume value than ipo upside

so quora

unless u really like fintech or whatever

quora not fang but engineers are quora are ex fang/quant (at least initially)

and besides

much wider known name than ws

ws is canadian specific, but quora is like well know beyond country specific

imho clear winner here

not really, ws doesn't even come close to quora in terms of resume value i think

esp since eng bar higher

but again this comparision depends on pay

[drifting shore]

wealthsimple is only in canada

[zenith eagle]

in canada if they pay the same meaningless to choose quora

also fuck ws

bunch of cunts

idk what their resume screen is

ive applied every single semester for internship even got ref from some high up employee still ghost

even had recruiter reach out to me telling me to apply

i did still ghost

[worldly ridge]

@zenith eagle how steven lives despite clearing 300k TC

[zenith eagle]

u think his tc can afford a tent?

he just camping under a tree

[worldly ridge]

oh wait its even worse then that ?

[zenith eagle]

i think he might even ask his boss to sleep in the ofis

smh this is the kind of employe 996 companies would love to have

[worldly ridge]

steven is the type of person who would ask for a 1 cent e transfer

[zenith eagle]

spiritually dutch

i mean

indonesia was colonized by the dutch after all

[worldly ridge]

hahahu beat me to it

i was gonna say that

[lapis tide]

again who do you know uses quora though

i would spit on you if you told me you worked at quora

[zenith eagle]

dude the splitting the bill culture in netherlands is insane tho

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[zenith eagle]

like

[lapis tide]

it was great in 2017

[zenith eagle]

they give each other tikkies (e transfer requests) for coffee served when u visit their house

[lapis tide]

id rather use facebook

[zenith eagle]

they literally give u a tikkie for 3 euro

[zenith eagle]

ty for funding my tc

[lapis tide]

congrats on 10 trillion

[zenith eagle]

if the same audience uses quora these days like when i was last viisted quora (like forever ago), i guess sapiosexuals or these guys

[zenith eagle]

^

[lapis tide]

yeah but like its not even funny

reddit is funny

stuff on quora is just genuine garbage

[zenith eagle]

reddit is g||redacted||

quora is surface level intellectually g||redacted||

[lapis tide]

the fuck is gredacted

[zenith eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341