canada

[lapis tide]

I dont think rent control means that

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

[azure junco]

wdym

i mean one that has rent control so I can stay there for the rest of my life

[lapis tide]

[azure junco]

you don't understand the grindset

[worldly ridge]

save up n buy a house

[lapis tide]

Im tryna live opposite of steven

Make 20k/year

[azure junco]

I'm not tryna live in Canada 😭

[lapis tide]

Save nothing

Party eat out buy shit

[worldly ridge]

save up for a house in the us

@analog current merry christmas

mashallah meet me in meccah

[glossy condor]

1400 in BARRIE is insanity...

[azure junco]

Who said Barrie

[glossy condor]

oh one guy was yapping about barrie... i must have made the connection by mistake

[tight gale]

[worldly ridge]

very nice sushi here

[hasty field]

Wyd here bro

[lucid loom]

Fr

Saving is for chumps

Make more money than u can spend and u won’t have an issue

(I fr don’t save and owe money to bank)

[gilded charm]

10 roomies>?

[fading tusk]

Yo we made this list in my server 💀

Pretty good naw?

[timid tartan]

You can't be kidding me

How is Albertsons in the S tier

[fading tusk]

Troll

You gotta come back we miss you

[placid dawn]

I know man it was one of my biggest regrets. I hustled sooo hard to secure 2 internships and most of my friends have 0 and will be unemployed or work at IT jobs in the city. Making it from here is hard but possible and thankfully it worked out for me. People glorify saskatchewan but that's only because they havent been anywhere else in the world lol. I have travelled a lot and can't wait to get outa here

[lapis tide]

Syzygy

[thorny frost]

Yeah the province doesn't have a ton of tech jobs. Most of the jobs there are agricultural or mineral related

[lucid loom]

just sweated my balls off to get 600 on the industry framework shit

fml

[lapis tide]

congrats on oa

for whom

[eternal fossil]

imagine asking for staff xp but paying junior

[weak gazelle]

Junior staff

[azure junco]

Maybe you are a junior that is part of their staff

[turbid crater]

I feel bad for the loo kids lol

[naive shell]

Grindr in s tier. The list is legit

[zenith eagle]

[zenith eagle]

is this for ramp?

[fickle juniper]

Grindr being in S is a disgrace ||it should have its own S+ tier||

[flint sequoia]

Rumour has it you’re a loo kid

[turbid crater]

You’re right

I wish Ualberta was loo fr 🥲

[candid oxide]

fk loo

[thorny frost]

I just want to take a shit in loo

That's it

[gloomy nymph]

ewwwwwwwww

[fossil field]

Whats good my unemployed peeps

[worldly ridge]

@analog current back me up, what is this haram

maan just ewwwwed on the meccah

[analog current]

"it is not their eyes that are blind but their hearts"

Also auntys kitchen is spicy as fuck

@worldly ridge

"hes the homosapien im the homosuperior"

Mikes pec has so much muscle

[worldly ridge]

inshahhallah god opens his heart

[analog current]

Ill protect u from all the things ive seen

[analog current]

I tried 😔😩

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NwwIvBW9FV0

[eager haven]

realistically what do you need on tiktok hackerrank to move on

[fast warren]

5/5

[lucid loom]

Realistically can they send me the tiktok oa

Cause I’m getting trolled

[placid dawn]

a lot of indeed jobs

any luck

[lucid loom]

Fr??

For new grad?

What do y’all even search actually

[zenith crypt]

does anybody know what to expect from instacart codesignal interviews

[zenith eagle]

gca apparently

[zenith crypt]

what is gca?

[naive shell]

@chilly steeple

[azure junco]

is putting "incoming ..." on your linkedin headline cringe

if you already accepted an offer

and aren't looking for anything else

[timid tartan]

I’ve been doing that pretty much year

Who cares whether it’s cringe or not

Oh wait headline

Nvm I don’t do it on my headline

But I put it in my actual profile

Anyway, the point is why would you care whether it’s cringe

[azure junco]

Good point

[azure junco]

Wdym how do you put it on

Like you make incoming as a position?

Good point

[timid tartan]

Yes

Lol this is true

But yea I do it intentionally

[timid tartan]

Yea dude it’s your life, why should you give a damn about what others think

[drifting shore]

flex ur offer. tbh i cannot take any linkedin profile seriously. everyone's goal is to get employed and flex, im sure most ppl who view ur profile are gonna do the same

[azure junco]

i need people from my high school to know I'm successful

[fickle juniper]

To some ppl. But don’t let that stop u

[drifting shore]

ppl from my highschool got faang and fancy ib internships as freshmen

[analog current]

@worldly ridge

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/blush-gif-25501291

[gilded charm]

why do ppl hate accenture sagain?

ahh i see

fair

you think in this market i can give that a pass?

[zenith crypt]

I mean you could do it for a year and then leave after you have more experience

[stable ravine]

don't. take it and renege

[lapis tide]

congrats

[worldly ridge]

congrats on mogwarts

[analog current]

Thanks

Its only 40 a month

Usd

[worldly ridge]

congrats on ur tc

[analog current]

shut up, looks max

boy

[lucid loom]

What do y’all search on indeed/LinkedIn for Canadian new grad

[zenith eagle]

comparison is the thief of joy

what the acutal fuck is this lmao

[placid dawn]

passed my discrete math Lfggggg

officially completed my degree

[zenith eagle]

i have my theory of algorithms and computation final tomorrow and im done

[turbid crater]

Comparison is the only metric I use to get better

[zenith eagle]

u can compare but don't let it drag u down

[turbid crater]

💯

If people do better just assume that they are the prey and you’re hunting them down. If you don’t get them that’s fine you eventually will if you stay in the game

[untold geode]

Bruh comparison has lost its kick too

[turbid crater]

Tatakae, TATAKAE

[untold geode]

Im bout to tatakae this economy

[turbid crater]

This is when the power of friendship should save you

[timid tartan]

Depends, could also be a motivation for you to be better

[turbid crater]

💯

[lost lark]

Why

[waxen pike]

Y'all I'm graduating this year and the reality of needing to find a job is setting in

What r y'all doing

I really want to move to mtl

[drifting shore]

Thats why I never open LinkedIn

[turbid crater]

Just said it cuz the pic that came before this comment

[waxen pike]

Lol I know I didn't really think I was gonna end up graduating this year

But I'm not sure where to go from here

I won't really have graduated until the fall so I'm not sure if I should just apply for new grad stuff next year

[teal remnant]

Hello @timid tartan

[waxen pike]

Lovely lol

[worldly ridge]

Jobs for eveyrone January

Who is going to doom with me during Christmas dinner with family

I am going to tell my mother that I am officialy living in her basement until I return back to Allah

[zenith eagle]

bismillah what if allah doesn't want your harami ass

astagfirullah that would be very bad

[worldly ridge]

I have been fighting allahs greatest battles, I a,m his toughest soldier. Allahwill want me.

[zenith eagle]

ya allah if it actually came to the point where allah don't want me

insallah lets hope it doesn't come to that

i fucking love using the arabic words with allah in my everyday vernacular

[worldly ridge]

Blasphemy, Allah loves all of Allahs creation

Allah died in the cross for our sins

I suggest you read Revelations from the Quaran expalining on how everyone else is saved in Rapture

[zenith eagle]

i heard allah sometimes takes the form of a flying noodly tentacled behmoth of pasta

[zenith eagle]

my personal rapture story is others getting a ng swe job and me not

[worldly ridge]

Have faith, believes will always be rewarded inshallah

[eternal fossil]

whats going on in here

[fossil field]

YEOOo just got promoted to ai engineer at work lol

[worldly ridge]

ayy congrats. salary bump?

dat was quick

[fossil field]

no bump

but def will help when im up for salary bump

i wanted to work on it so bad and i cant beleive they asked me

i was about to ask to join the ai team today and my manager called me in for a quick preformance review and asked me to join

[worldly ridge]

nice merry christmas

[eternal fossil]

thats a beautiful christmas now

goddamn

[fossil field]

🙂 its a very beautiful christmas

[gilded charm]

i feel like im not weebing enough how to increase

also do i break up with my hot gf to land a role?

[fossil field]

Yes

Do what you gotta do

[fossil field]

Wym

[glossy condor]

no gf, only leetcode

[glossy condor]

"junior" developer
"new grad" software

there's slim pickings rn it's so sad

thanks trudeau

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

bro grinding lc for nothing

[fallen mason]

yo do faang+ open for summer in Canada in january

[wheat comet]

faang companies usually open a year early no ?

[drifting shore]

I’m pretty sure all faang opened their posting at least a month ago

[fallen mason]

yeah rip i didn’t get shit then lmao

[glossy condor]

[fallen mason]

what do u guys think about extending a 4 month internship into an 8 month one then

or should I look for a different job for the summer

[lapis tide]

Rich

[storm stream]

If no job: extend. Pretty simple.

[fiery prism]

Anyone got wayfair email?

[lunar sandal]

Was just abt to ask this myself lol

[drifting shore]

auto

[analog current]

Finally

Im unmuted

I was muted for a whole day for the edging and jelqing bri

@worldly ridge

The 1% is us

The unmoggables

[storm stream]

Canadians

Instacart OA is auto, right?

[zenith crypt]

what do you mean auto?

[storm stream]

you get it automatically

[hallow sapphire]

no

[pallid reef]

when does TD post for summer?

[drifting shore]

Next year

[pallid reef]

great

[halcyon arrow]

For tech lead role?

[fiery prism]

No

U applied for tech lead?

[halcyon arrow]

No they asked me if I wanna be tech lead

And then they decided I'm not tech lead

[pallid reef]

lmao

[drifting shore]

If only they pay as much as Amazon

peanuts compared to amazon

120k ng

[heavy flume]

how much is zon for ng?

oh i mean not bad

but their stock vesting policy is kinda fucked

how bad is it lol?

aws core teams?

i c i c

but i g the medium is around 50 hours?

[drifting shore]

wayfair ng this year is 120k. was 160k the year before

[heavy flume]

wtf they actually low balling like crazy

120k is still not that bad tho

canada does not have many big techs

[drifting shore]

[heavy flume]

dam that sounds like cit but way less pay

i would not be surprised if aws has better project scope / impact than cit lmao

ops work are bad i g

lol also sounds like tiktok

tiktok canada ng is like 200k which is p good for canadian stnadard

[drifting shore]

fuck tiktok

[tough knot]

true

[heavy flume]

its 200k

this is true too

cad

canadian dollar

tc

mfer 200k base is insane

prob one of the highest

in canada

[drifting shore]

for mle

[heavy flume]

idk if even DRW can match

[drifting shore]

this is the range for swe ng

mle

[heavy flume]

afaik, the person got the tiktok package does not come from ml experience

[heavy flume]

"92160-12480" lol is an interesting range

[drifting shore]

classic tiktok behavior

[fickle juniper]

TikTok is 200k tc for new grad?

That’s insane

[hallow sapphire]

cad

[worthy orbit]

Holy shit reminds me of Wish. They were paying new grads 200k in canada and now theyre dead

[weak gazelle]

but tiktok > wish

[weak gazelle]

he's not just CEO

he's co-founder

[glossy condor]

for MLE, you typically need to be a master's student or higher. just taking a ML course in uni isn't enough to be really good at the subject

[lunar sandal]

no

a lotta companies dont have a masters/phd prereq

MLE!=ML Research Engineering, ik a few that got MLE @Qualcomm straight outta grad

[lunar sandal]

and they did exactly this lmao, only took one classical ML theory course

[lunar sandal]

no but its extremely close tho

ur TC is 170k?

so you make more than 99% of the families in ontario, and ur saying u can barely hit your saving target.

[real island]

Bro what is your “saving target” to buy drakes house?

You make more money than most people in Canada

💀

[real island]

Lmao

[robust lotus]

😂

[real island]

Fr

[fossil field]

cant manage money good im guessing

[vernal sigil]

Bro makes 155k and he’s still tryna live in Surrey with a roommate

[real island]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/seth-meyers-stressed-cant-omg-seriously-gif-16578464

[real island]

Bro prob thinks the average income is 100k

[stable ravine]

80% of the ng current avg income is 0 cad

[vernal sigil]

He needs at least 500k tc as new grad

[real island]

320k not enough

[stable ravine]

bro has a gf like kim?

[real island]

Lmao

[lunar sandal]

so ur miserable

[real island]

Ngl this isn’t healthy

[vernal sigil]

There’s no on call bonus

[stable ravine]

bro is perfectly cut out for aws

[vernal sigil]

He’ll do it for free

[real island]

💀

You woke up at 6am tho no?

For your internship

For free

[drifting shore]

Bros trying to save 8k every month

Retire

[vernal sigil]

How are u living in Surrey and getting to work at 6am? You’re gonna need to wake up at like 4am

[real island]

💀

[drifting shore]

tbh I hav the same goal

[lunar sandal]

(wagmi and unemployed)

maybe if i change my name to wagmi i can get a job

[drifting shore]

not graduating early for wayfair

Lol

[fossil field]

Yea that makes sense, what field you want to do phd in?

[real island]

[lost lark]

Fairs

[lost lark]

Like that proves he lives in surrey LOL

🤦‍♂️

Yea i was being sarcasti

C

😂

U can probably ask ur uni if u can take courses outside of ur degree

Ive heard it before

But they will charge a premium

[real island]

You can’t afford to live tho with your salary

So where will you live

[drifting shore]

non-amazon culture big n is a more realistic goal

[real island]

So you prove you’re a huge troll

Bro look at yourself

😂😂😂

[vernal sigil]

What do u want him to send? Ur lease agreement

[real island]

If anyone is stupid it’s you

“320k isn’t enough to live in major cities”

[lost lark]

Lol

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

*insert voice

[lost lark]

Amazing troll job rn

[naive shell]

@timid tartan i get how you feel. I make 500k here in canada and am barely able to make ends meet.
My dumb wife spends all my hard earned money on jewelry and shopping.
My idiot kids see me sad after a long day at work and do fortnite dances around me. I am paying a bank for these idiots at school.

I dont know what to do

[broken whale]

Bro didn’t win in life

[vernal sigil]

Thats your problem for settling for so low. You shouldve asked for more if you knew youre gonna live in a major city

[naive shell]

I asked my boss for a raise but he made fun of me and called me brokie. Now thats my office nickname. Then he goes and hits on my dumb wife.

[broken whale]

Leave your job tf

[chilly steeple]

My boss actually made me clean his desk the other day but this shit is next level tff

Insane

[broken whale]

U work for zon?

[chilly steeple]

I wish, I'm working for a unicorn and the boss is the founder so i can't do shit

[broken whale]

[chilly steeple]

If they don't pto soon i might lose custody of the kids

[broken whale]

Damn

Tuff out there eh

[naive shell]

No, its ok. He bought me a slice of pizza at the corporate party and called me a pookie bear after.

[broken whale]

Bro making 500k just to go thru this shit

[stable ravine]

wdym 500k is 🥜

[naive shell]

I say lose the kids. Its so hard raising them in this country with inflation. Trudeau did this. He personally fucked me over

[vernal sigil]

I mean he doesnt really have an option. He’s living paycheck to paycheck

[broken whale]

[chilly steeple]

Yeah 500k is nothing these days

[real island]

True shit

[burnt pecan]

this gotta be the stupidest shit ive ever heard

bro wants to larp as a min wage worker

[stable ravine]

that too with no entertainment, no party, no subs and shared accomodation is f hard

[real island]

500k is minimum wage in Canada you haven’t heard?

[chilly steeple]

Fax bro i honestly skipped meals this week

[burnt pecan]

just go be a monk while ur at it

[vernal sigil]

Yea this trudeau guy brought so much inflation honestly i wouldn’t even think about having kids unless u and ur wife make at least 750k each

[chilly steeple]

Honestly i might as well be a monk except with kids and no inner peacs

[real island]

True shit

[broken whale]

Bro

[real island]

I had to fire a single mother who struggles to pay rent so I could afford my Netflix subscription

[burnt pecan]

this cannot b real

[stable ravine]

bro must be earning 1m to have discord nitro cant imagine it with 500k tc

[naive shell]

My dumb wife makes my life a hell

[chilly steeple]

I actually got this nitro for my yearly bonus thankfully boss doesn't know my account but he tried to get it many times

If he finds it gg

[stable ravine]

renege her

[chilly steeple]

It's really over bro I'm gonna move back to Syria

I can't live like this

[vernal sigil]

I feel really bad for ppl like steven that only make low six figures

Cant eat, can’t pay rent, can’t have kids

[real island]

Fr can’t believe companies would consider paying someone 155k

[vernal sigil]

No point in living

[chilly steeple]

At least they don't have stand ups in syrian jobs might as well

[real island]

Jane street tried to offer me 120/hour rejected the offer so fast

[naive shell]

I'd rather fight for the syrian civil war than have to go home to my dumb wife

[real island]

Reported them to the government for offering such low pay

[stable ravine]

120/hour is scam

slavery

[vernal sigil]

Im sorry u had to go through that

[chilly steeple]

Honestly the turkish backed militias pay in a better currency (turkish lira) than this shitty ass "dollar" we have here

Might as well die for a reason that isn't stress

[real island]

😔

[vernal sigil]

Ye they make millions over there while we’re stuck making thousands here

[broken whale]

https://tenor.com/view/imdead-dead-funny-lol-too-gif-24896476

[stable ravine]

imagine earning 120/hr looser

[chilly steeple]

Gotta practice leetak47 soon for my alnusra front OA

[vernal sigil]

Even argentina is raising their wages everyday but companies here are fucked

[worldly ridge]

hi guys

[broken whale]

How u know

[worldly ridge]

are we dooming on pre christmas eve

[broken whale]

Watch think

[stable ravine]

wdym

[worldly ridge]

i want to join you guys

what are we doing

[broken whale]

💀

[stable ravine]

whats your tc?

[broken whale]

💀

[worldly ridge]

15 dollars

per hour

[broken whale]

Bro I can’t with this chay

[vernal sigil]

Slave worker

[broken whale]

Lol

[stable ravine]

tf

[worldly ridge]

im working at mcdonalds to make ends meet because i cant find a job

[real island]

You must live in a cardboard box

That’s been used

[worldly ridge]

i sleep in the TTC

[vernal sigil]

Fr having fun once a week is gonna make me go broke at 160k

[stable ravine]

can't afford

[real island]

Real

[vernal sigil]

Only way to live life

[broken whale]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ight-imma-head-out-im-leaving-bye-farewell-gif-16273496

[vernal sigil]

Exactly, why are you trash talking my lifestyle?

[real island]

Lmao fax

[vernal sigil]

Where? I just said that making low six figures is a hard way to live life

[real island]

True shit

HRT offered me 120h + free housing I told them they don’t need to go bankrupt to give me housing so I rejected

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cape-gif-9692605

[vernal sigil]

Ye there’s something wrong psychologically

[stable ravine]

house pooling

[hallow sapphire]

oh pog dude

congratz

[vernal sigil]

Oh shit nvm i see what youre saying. U can buy the house and make the others pay rent for u

[hallow sapphire]

they're just saying rent it period

who cares

[vernal sigil]

Ye like u live with them and tell them youre renting but in reality theyre paying u

[hallow sapphire]

he's just going to troll now

[vernal sigil]

Tell ur buddy to act as the landlord

[broken whale]

What’s going on here dawg?

[vernal sigil]

Then they pay ur buddy and he transfers u

It’s not dirty it’s free real estate

[real island]

Thank you 🙏 poor HRT was struggling to pay rent last week had to help them out

[hallow sapphire]

I can't imagine

such a good citizen

and person!

[broken whale]

💀

[stable ravine]

good person @hallow sapphire

[real island]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

[naive shell]

Thats funny. Then you can evict those who make fun of the landlord. They'll never know what hit em

[broken whale]

Is is joever?

[hallow sapphire]

truly a saint

[hallow sapphire]

in bc I know that's not a reason sadly

that and there's so many ways here

I can just stall you with legal processes

before u hate urself

cause u know nothing

[stable ravine]

bro is doing god's work

[hallow sapphire]

but also

I'm lazy

and find it easier to just pay my rent

when it's like 800

[real island]

But my prime subscription > single mother living in house

[stable ravine]

tf? wdym?

[hallow sapphire]

wasn't it netflix?

[broken whale]

Be someone’s sugarbaby

[real island]

Fired another mother

[stable ravine]

dont have the looks

[hallow sapphire]

u dont need looks

just find a gilf

[stable ravine]

what do I need senpai

[stable ravine]

actually nice move tho

2 years and the gilf will die

imagine working at zon for peanuts

[fickle juniper]

Is that 500k cad? Thats pretty unfortunate m8 sorry to hear that

U could buy a place in surrey if u made 300k

Itll be a condo probably

[real island]

Cap

You can’t

[fickle juniper]

I'm guessing we're trolling

Oh sorry I didn’t really read the full convo

[broken whale]

But like why would you rent a room in Surrey if u making 300k?

That’s just stupid

Yk surrey has the highest crime rate in canada right?

Yeah but would u rather pay 200 less and live in a place with the highest crime rate in the country?

If yes, I have no comments

No comments dawg

You do you

Okay bro! Do what u gotta do

I was just saying that Surrey is not a safe place to live in

i live in Vancouver

And i hear surrey news all the time

Was just giving u a heads up

[naive shell]

Sigma mentality

[broken whale]

If u are working for zon, u can easily afford to live in Burnaby or something

[real island]

All Zon employees are homeless

[broken whale]

Better than Surrey but a lil more rent

[real island]

They live pay check to pay check

[broken whale]

Ok

I am out chief

[real island]

You can’t

Real

[boreal sentinel]

what happened to toronto ?!???

were there simply not enough offers for them to conclude median pay 🤔 thoughts?!??!

[real island]

Everyone in Toronto is homeless

They csnt afford rent

[boreal sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[real island]

All apartments are empty

[boreal sentinel]

was last year tho

ye, what im guessing is that there hasnt been enough offers

for them to come to a median

[broken whale]

https://tenor.com/view/verycat-cateat-gif-7339469281817108398

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-lovin-superbad-walking-staring-stalking-gif-5578500

[drifting shore]

[boreal sentinel]

y did they change it this year smh

[real island]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

W

Based

[stable ravine]

[real island]

💀

[stable ravine]

cant wait for summer

[stable ravine]

wdym

[real island]

This is funny

[stable ravine]

Stop acting like you know everything duh

@real island

[drifting shore]

ib is the way

[real island]

[broken whale]

Tf is ib?

[boreal sentinel]

irritable bowels

[lapis tide]

char mander

[real island]

[storm stream]

The only answer is to escape Canada

[fossil field]

meh just live with a bunch of ur friends and have fun go party, the whole world is gonna be at war in the next couple years so enjoy what u got now

[placid dawn]

is still is. most ppl wont ever make over 70k in their lives

[real island]

The average income is 500k

Everyone is homeless

especially Zon employees

[naive shell]

^^^
invest in weapon company stock

make profit off the wars

[vernal sigil]

@timid tartan what u invest in

[lapis tide]

@timid tartan what u invest in

(i hate partying and living life)

[drifting shore]

rtx lockheed palantir

[lapis tide]

who is my enemy

[drifting shore]

Bros about to short them

[real island]

Try not to get triggered by a question challenge (impossible)

[vernal sigil]

Asking someone a question == being friends

U seem like u save a lot of money so i just wanted to learn from what u invest in

Lol enemy

U can just say u don’t invest in anything yk

[real island]

Yikes

@vernal sigil thoughts?

[vernal sigil]

No comment

[fossil field]

why u so mad?

i wasnt trashtalking you

not happy with life cause no partying and no enjoying life?

its okay

..

nonetheless i wish u all the best

also computational neuroscience is really cool

for ur phd field

future*

i wanted to go into computational biology

lol yea

gotta have good gpa

for sure, especially with ai and implementing it to bio. Theres been so many new discoveries/faster ways of diagonsis and modeling due to ai

u saw that ey

i plan on going the self thought route, i learn a lot more than what school has to offer myself

crazy crazy, things that woudlve taken us years and years just for 1 protien now takes days-hours

yea

no

i mean no

like no phd at all

connections

building my own company

but for now my plan is ai quant analysis

cause $$$, also cause i love ai and finances

depressed, if ur going in it for the money then i would run away

but if its passion then full steam ahead

okay okay then u got it

i see u

ah i wish i could chase my one true passion (astrophysiscs) but cant

dont want to do 10 years of school

thats my shit, i basically did a minor in physics

but school is so useless, i learnt 10x the amount of information on my own than i did in school

thats why i wanna get $$ through some companies and ai finance and then support my own lab

and now i got promoted to ai engineer at this company i just started working at as a full stack dev. Thought id be working for years before i get in the ai field professionally lol

neuralink depress?

yea im also interested in neuro

moreso the neuro but its far too complex

NO

comp neuro

specifically ai/ml usecases

oh wow really

thats impressive

what company?

and position?

[lapis tide]

Coinbase

[fickle juniper]

Ohh that’s sick, what will u do as an ai engineer?

[real island]

Bro thinks he’s the main character in a video game

[fossil field]

Lots of divisions in my company could use ai for effiency so ill be doing research/implementing models etc.

[fickle juniper]

Oh wow that’s cool

Can I ask what company?

[fickle juniper]

Actually he’s not because I’m going to be pirate king

[real island]

[storm stream]

I don't like seeing mom and dad fighting 😭😭😭😭

The two most cracked people in this country

[real island]

Did anyone else get that wayfair still in consideration email?

[storm stream]

Yeah

[real island]

I ain’t cracked

[real island]

Hopium

[storm stream]

Probably auto

[storm stream]

Aren't you targeting openai

[real island]

Where you hear that from

OpenAI salary would leave me paycheck to paycheck fr

[storm stream]

Gut feeling

[real island]

not cracked enough for that

[storm stream]

Just quant then

[storm stream]

Oh shit you live in Van?

[lapis tide]

Call it vanc

[fickle juniper]

It’s called the “couv”

[real island]

Nope

But 500k NG still too less

[real island]

Vanc

[fickle juniper]

Fun fact it’s called Van because that’s where ull live when u move here

[storm stream]

Nah this was genius

8.7/10

[real island]

Lmaooo

[fossil field]

i dont see too much dooming in this channel lately

whats going on

[drifting shore]

No postings so it’s hopeless

[pallid reef]

so you’re employed

[real island]

Lmaooo

Real

[drifting shore]

no point in dooming if there’s no hope

[worldly ridge]

its 11: 11. i wish for jobbbbbbb

FRIG NOOOO

IM DOOMED NOW

[fiery prism]

merry christmas hohoho

[pallid reef]

[chilly steeple]

I'm getting deported

[azure junco]

Holiday season

Everyone took some pto from their dooming jobs

[stable ravine]

dooming makes no sense in this channel coz 170k cad is peanuts 🤡

[real island]

None of your business

[azure junco]

i expect the two of you to brawl it out in bahen next week

[vernal sigil]

U weird af

It’s Christmas Eve my guy. Do u not have anything better to do than be like this

[real island]

Dont talk to me we are enemies

LOLL you got rejected from Coinbase

L

L

L

L

L

L

Your old manager thought you were a dumbass

🤣🤣🤣

That’s why he didn’t rehire you

https://tenor.com/view/red-alphabet-letter-dancing-letter-l-cartoons-gif-12084376

“Depressing and living in a tent”

💀💀💀💀

Fucking weirdo

Let me change my discord name to get attention 🥺🥺

[vivid fiber]

Please do not be rude

[real island]

He’s the one who started it

[vivid fiber]

Also i timed out that person

[real island]

But yes I won’t be

[vivid fiber]

Since they said the whole death bed thing

[real island]

Oh yeah that’s why I got mad 😭

Aight thanks I’ll chill now

[vivid fiber]

Yeah, v fair

next time ping a mod

[real island]

Bet bet

[drifting shore]

lets spread some positivity on christmas eve

[real island]

@vivid fiber he started DMing me

Rude stuff

I blocked him but just to let you know

[stable ravine]

poor @real island got harassed 💀

[storm stream]

Is this how you treat your fellow Canadians

And then cry to mods right after

Let's spread the spirit of WAGMI for the holidays

[fickle juniper]

Merry WAGMas 🎄☃️

[broken whale]

[naive shell]

Merry chrysler

[drifting shore]

wagmi

[lapis tide]

most based

[vivid fiber]

@lapis tide

Are you employed

[lapis tide]

job

[vivid fiber]

Nice

[lapis tide]

job

[vivid fiber]

Oh

R u jus sayin job

[fickle juniper]

@lapis tide where can we get more of u

[vivid fiber]

I thot u wer answerin

My q

[lapis tide]

it is both

[fickle juniper]

Stop hiding and spread ur wings

[lapis tide]

the job store

[vivid fiber]

Nice

[fickle juniper]

Where’s that?

[fickle juniper]

Don’t think we have these in Canada

[vivid fiber]

@lapis tide no doxxing

[lapis tide]

but it is the job store address

[vivid fiber]

Cant let Canadians know

How to get a job

[storm stream]

Jobs in Canada 🎄

WAGMI

[fickle juniper]

U gotta gatekeep duh, share via dms

[storm stream]

No dooming till Jan 1

Pls

[fickle juniper]

I’m going to stop dooming for 1yr (until 12am Jan 1)

[drifting shore]

Apply to every posting

[dark lintel]

Is it Christmas already

what did I do last Christmas

I can't even remember

[mint gorge]

Happy WAGMdays

[chilly steeple]

so i didn't get deported but someone here did 👍

tnq

tandq

[worldly ridge]

hey doomers, I wasnt be able to afford christmas dinner td with my family because of no joppppppppppppp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ajUzI8USRo

[chilly steeple]

Neither of us celebrate Christmas you donkey

tnq

I couldn't afford my taxes this year because I don't make enough

[fickle juniper]

My condolences. Next yr be better

[chilly steeple]

I have facts and evidence

Don't assume i assumed

Donkey

Gm

Same

I don't wanna talk about it

✂️

Couldn't afford hst on my double double the other day

[stable ravine]

does carbon tax apply to double double?

[inner trench]

bro makes 160k cad -- must be a principal engineer at a top canadian company!!

[chilly steeple]

Government levied carbon taxes on me because i farted too much from my diet of canned beans i got from the food bank (can't afford any other protein)

Sadly barely above the low income cutoff for ontario works, the cutoff was 150k but i make 160k

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shoveling-snow-winter-flames-fire-bag-pipes-gif-12959630

[boreal sentinel]

hello everyone lets watch this movie today

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314331/

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-tiktok-flashbang-gif-4551717451263337445

[zenith eagle]

i just graduated

idk why i;m feeling v melancholy about it

[placid dawn]

me too\

[prime osprey]

congrats george, proud of u

[vivid fiber]

Congrats

[mint gorge]

congrats on melancholy

[rugged spade]

Congrats!

[fossil field]

CONGRATZZZ, i felt the same way about it too melancholy is a good word for it. But now you get to start the next chapter of your life!!! Big hype

[dark lintel]

sa m e

Graduated

After 16 years in school lmao

[storm stream]

Hello Canadians

and merry wagmas

may the job postings be aplenty in the coming weeks

[night snow]

[violet topaz]

I have a job

[lapis tide]

congrats on job

[violet topaz]

Thank you

[storm stream]

how does it feel to be goated?

[fickle juniper]

Thx for the free donut at tims the other day!

[lapis tide]

You need to ask the manager for approval for this

I don’t recall being asked

[fickle juniper]

I’m the senior manager actually, so you would need to ask me for approval anyway

Btw u are going on pip

[visual pier]

Is there any advantage attending SFU over Carleton in regards to internships and ng for US based companies?

[formal prism]

do companies who sponsor in the us open up in january?

not necessarily big tech, just companies that will sponsor a canadian

for internship summer 2024

[quartz ridge]

@formal prism very free

Few

Most big tech are done hiring from US. There will be a trickle of candidates who reneged, some mid sized that hired later etc but issue is most small companies don’t sponsor J1 at all. I thought TN could be a possibility but afaik only Tesla will sponsor TN for interns. Best bet is apply to some well known companies in January - April and pray you get lucky

[barren sinew]

I went to SFU and don't know a ton about Carleton. I'm working in the US now but it's not very common.

J is right that there are some good companies in Vancouver that you'll have a bet shot at since there is less competition on the west coast I think

Is there a price difference in going to SFU or Carlton?

[visual pier]

Good to know! Thank you 🙏

[visual pier]

It seems to even out. Cheaper rent in Ottawa but higher tuition, higher rent but less expensive tuition at SFU

[fickle juniper]

I would go SFU just to live in gva vs Ottawa

No offense to ottawa

[visual pier]

Honestly I’ve been thinking that too because I’m from Toronto so it might be a little too different haha

[barren sinew]

Doesn't Ottawa also have a geographic advantage? Close to a lot of companies that target Carleton? Shopify, Government, Blackberry, Ciena

[fickle juniper]

Oh if ur from Toronto feel free to just stay right where u are

JKJKKKJKJKJKJ

[visual pier]

Yeah I’ve heard there’s much less competition for the roles too

[visual pier]

Is the Toronto rep that bad 💀

[fickle juniper]

The leafs have ruined Toronto for me

That probably says more about me tho

[visual pier]

I usually hear that from the Montreal folk tbh

[fickle juniper]

and folks' general "were the center of Canada" attitude

JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK

[visual pier]

LMAO

Can’t disagree with that one

[hallow sapphire]

I like montreal mostly cause of the food

source: from there

[analog current]

they actually have better FAANG statistics (than Carleton) but a smaller class size so view that as a caution if you see any info

if you’re deciding I’d just choose which is cheaper tbh for you

ive also heard of people (not in this timeline lmao) getting amazon reachout at sfu just because they’re in proximity

[fickle juniper]

There was a time Amazon was folks' safety

[brittle temple]

Anyone here apply for TikTok Vancouver and gave the OA last week?

[real storm]

how the FUCK can i get out of canada fr

[drifting shore]

plane tickets

[azure junco]

want usa

[worldly ridge]

smokin on the kush in 420 and im dreaming about all the jooooopssssssssssss

[analog current]

do NOT trust thaattttttttt

i made the move from premed to cs after i realized i had more natural talent and knowledge of it so i never thought about this stuff until... 2 years ago

[soft hamlet]

Also cisco and big 4 branches in Ottawa

For the average applicant, getting a recognized name is easier here imo

[tawny zephyr]

hello

how are you

[lost lark]

Rt

[analog current]

im alright

[tawny zephyr]

thats good

back home?

[analog current]

no lol

[tawny zephyr]

oh

why not

doesnt uw kick u out of ur dorms

during break

[analog current]

oh no im not in a dorm

so im just chilling

[tawny zephyr]

oh

makes sense

thats cool

how is SE

[analog current]

also alright LMFAO

everything is okay

[tawny zephyr]

wdym 👀

[analog current]

nothing its just fine

life is okay

and boring

💀

[tawny zephyr]

I see

when does ur work term start

with the company

idk if u want me to say the name

[analog current]

may

[tawny zephyr]

nice nice

thats good

filling out my AIF as we speak lol

[analog current]

what are u applying to now

[tawny zephyr]

SE

CS and CS/BBA

idk what imma get into

[analog current]

hey thats gonna be fun if u get in

[tawny zephyr]

if I get into any

[tawny zephyr]

yeah

I applied schools in US as well

I should hear from CMU in january

so if I get in im going there

[analog current]

im not sure how ur contests are but i would say se is ur best bet

[tawny zephyr]

0 contests

[analog current]

oooh

[tawny zephyr]

im planning to do ccc and euclid this yr

but thats all

[analog current]

i never wrote any contests tbh lmfao but i didnt realize... everyone in cs has

[tawny zephyr]

oh really

[analog current]

yeah

[tawny zephyr]

thats not good for me lmao

I wrote pascal or cayley once

[analog current]

i just straight up wrote 0 lol

[tawny zephyr]

im going to have to call my school

and ask em what my score was

[analog current]

yeah do that

[tawny zephyr]

I mean u were excelling in ur own way

[analog current]

se is a lot more practical with applicants

true ig

[tawny zephyr]

yeah idk

we shall see

worst case I go to community

which isnt allat bad

[analog current]

it really isnt if its a cali cc

but u would have to work HARD

to get a transfer

[tawny zephyr]

its not that hard to get a transfer

[analog current]

i think im thinking like

uc transfer

[tawny zephyr]

if u get a 3.5 GPA u get instant transfer into UC Davis

[analog current]

like berkeley ls eecs

[tawny zephyr]

for CE

if you want to go to berk

then u need a 4.0

[analog current]

oh thats a lot cleaner

yeah

thats what i mean

if u want the best

[tawny zephyr]

yeah

I didnt even apply to any CSUs

cuz its easy transfer in

[analog current]

ik someone at one of them

thats the only way ive heard of them as an intl lol

intl to us

[tawny zephyr]

yeah

[analog current]

this is the 2nd time hearing about a csu

[tawny zephyr]

CSU isnt bad

honestly atp I dont really care

I have competed against kids from top schools in canada and worked and competed against the top schools in the US

to me it's really hard to tell a difference

the people who excel dont cuz of the school its cuz of their own personal aspirations

[analog current]

i agree

[tawny zephyr]

yeah and this is probably cope

but to me it doesnt matter if I go to CMU or Waterloo

vs some random school

[analog current]

tbh as long as youre happy

[tawny zephyr]

honestly i've heard that a lot

I asked my teachers for some advice in general

and they said that too

but where would I be happy lol

[weak gazelle]

CMU > UofT > Waterloo

[analog current]

ask urself

i really love being at a tech school than a random one tbh

[tawny zephyr]

idk where i'd be happy

I know my goal is the same everywhere I go

[analog current]

u said queens before

[tawny zephyr]

oh

[analog current]

and i remember why 😭

[tawny zephyr]

that was a joke

yeah 💀

[analog current]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[tawny zephyr]

ok but hear me out

its a long term investment

go to waterloo

1. get a tech job

go to queens

1. get a tech job
2. get a wife

who is happier at the end of the day

[analog current]

tbh the girls here are fine

like when i showed up here i did not understand the stereotypes

these girls are gorgeous

[tawny zephyr]

yeh ik I was jus messing lmfao

I am going to boston in january

MIT

[analog current]

ooh

did u apply treehacks

[tawny zephyr]

I think I did

[analog current]

or thats not hs level is it

[tawny zephyr]

didnt hear anything frome m yet

[tawny zephyr]

🤫

[analog current]

🤫

[tawny zephyr]

im gonna drive if I do come

palo alto isnt that far from me

[analog current]

i applied as a duo with one of my queens friends

so we will see what happens

[tawny zephyr]

thats sick

we should defo meet if u come

[analog current]

fosho

[tawny zephyr]

idk if its true but they take inexperienced ppl

according to someone

[analog current]

yeah they have a box for it

[tawny zephyr]

oh really

i dont remember that

[analog current]

they also scale the inexperienced people differently

[tawny zephyr]

apparently treehacks application is same as the stanford app

i might apply to stanford

[analog current]

i never heard that

[analog current]

but they rank more on passion

some organizer released their scale

its a lil old tho

[tawny zephyr]

oh really

at the end of the day

its just a hackathon to me lmfao

[analog current]

it really is

[tawny zephyr]

I dont even care anymore

just go for food

vibes

and make something cool

[analog current]

i just want an excuse to go to the states lmfao

[tawny zephyr]

that too

I am going to MIT Reality Hack

cuz I wanted to see MIT

[analog current]

is that next month

[tawny zephyr]

and explore boston night life

[analog current]

thats what u mean right

yeah

[tawny zephyr]

Jan 25 - 29th

[analog current]

thats LONG