Then I'll quit
#canada
teal remnant
Yo @real island where you at
quartz ridge
Not hard at all, I just made some trivial mistakes
timid tartan
AWS blue balled me
Lol what happened
timid tartan
it results in you doing crud at work
jaunty wolf
gotcha yeah I applied for both positions and asked for backend interview
if it ends up being bad imma regret it so much 😂
real island
Lol what happened
Got OA, got 100 on it recruiter emailed me asking questions then I got rejected today and recruiter never replied to me 💀
timid tartan
Got OA, got 100 on it recruiter emailed me asking questions then I got rejected ...
Huh what kind of questions?
That's weird
real island
Huh what kind of questions?
Like if I have offer deadlines, my experience with OS, Java etc, preferred start date
Sounded like they wanted to interview me so idk what happened 💀
timid tartan
Like if I have offer deadlines, my experience with OS, Java etc, preferred start...
OS????????????
Bruh what lmao
Like Kernel Programming?
timid tartan
That might be why I guess
simple python
they always say that 😭
timid tartan
Tbh recruiter said “connect if you have any questions!”
Bruh what
You're not new in recruiting right
LMAO
All recruiters will tell you that
timid tartan
Loool
real island
They legit asked me questions like I will get interview
I answer them
Then they ghost me
timid tartan
They legit asked me questions like I will get interview
Like what
Offer deadline, preference, etc?
That's just normal administrative questions lol
real island
Preferred start date, can I commit to in person
timid tartan
Just in case if you get one
timid tartan
Preferred start date, can I commit to in person
Yeah dude
That's a normal thing LMAO
timid tartan
Ok Mr dooming with full time Zon offer
?
What
Wdym lmao I'm just telling you that's completely normal
I'm so confused
strange jay
does status change from under consideration on portal when u get oa for zon
timid tartan
I get that kind of questions almost 100% of the time bcs it's an administrative thing that recruiters need to know
storm stream
It’s just annoying recruiter ghosted me
Recruiters are either dumb or overworked or both
Generally they're too busy filming their day in the life tiktoks
timid tartan
Recruiters are either dumb or overworked or both
He already left
storm stream
They're useless dude
timid tartan
Yeah someone literally got an interview and then after providing availabilities, the candidate got another email saying that interview invitation was a mistake
hot rapids
AWS known to cast a wide net, spray and pray reach outs
drifting shore
Yeah someone literally got an interview and then after providing availabilities,...
TikTok rejected me the day after scheduling for second round 
timid tartan
TikTok rejected me the day after scheduling for second round <:dogesmile:9229370...
Classic
hot rapids
Did he leave last time cuz of the nvidia stuff?
timid tartan
Did he leave last time cuz of the nvidia stuff?
Oh did he?
I thought he's brand new here
quartz ridge
Yo mom wake up, my rejection letter just dropped!
azure junco
I got a recruiter reach out for AWS and then they ghosted me after I applied 💀
lapis tide
congrats on zon
cunning oasis
I got a recruiter reach out for AWS and then they ghosted me after I applied 💀
Feel free to report them on this site we started: https://ghosts.fyi
fickle lotus
Did he leave last time cuz of the nvidia stuff?
Blud's had a whole character arc on this server 💀
azure junco
Feel free to report them on this site we started: https://ghosts.fyi
Amazon recruiters could spit on me and I'd still be applying to work there every time they open a position
cunning oasis
Amazon recruiters could spit on me and I'd still be applying to work there every...
Says a lot about Amazon. Hope it works out
stable ravine
GTA 6 trailer out
analog current
The actual game comes out in 2025 tho 💀
sly kindle
bruh this is straight out of the onion https://www.reddit.com/r/Canada_sub/comments/15wqfug/remember_when_justin_trudeau_openly_admitted_to/
ashen mason
bruh this is straight out of the onion https://www.reddit.com/r/Canada_sub/comme...
this sub is full of inbreds
zenith eagle
it's funny how people deny that the laurentian elite exist in this country
trudeau is literally laurentian royalty
tbh i miss harper, always have
he was a respectable decent pm who was a rightful econ and political nerd who managed the 2008 recession
sure he looked like literally the lego movie guy but with grey hair and glasses
but
as a PM ur job is to just disappear from day to day life
timid tartan
Does anyone know how this is even possible 
$8.6 million to develop an app holy shit 
strange jay
seemed like 1st yr project tbh
timid tartan
seemed like 1st yr project tbh
Not even that
It's literally a bunch of forms glued together 😭
quartz ridge
Feel free to report them on this site we started: https://ghosts.fyi
whats the point of this lol...
zenith eagle
Does anyone know how this is even possible <:4KEKW:747188103260799060>
one word: consultants consulting consultants on how to consult clients
i realized its not one word but
zenith eagle
it's literally this
do u know how much fcukng money mckinsey made from the feds?
crazy
strange jay
"consultation & making social impacts" = laundry
bet commission % for justin was fat af
cunning oasis
whats the point of this lol...
Some people said they would find it useful to check when deciding where to apply so that’s why this basic version was built. You don’t think so?
timid tartan
one word: consultants consulting consultants on how to consult clients
Idek how they needed consultants to build that crap
quartz ridge
Some people said they would find it useful to check when deciding where to apply...
i dont think its useful at all
can't we just go on glassdoor or blind and look at reviews?
cunning oasis
i dont think its useful at all
Good to know! Have you been ghosted a lot while applying?
quartz ridge
i just don't see the use case
zenith eagle
@timid tartan u know those bizniz kids at IC or the kids at rotman downtown wearing suits and carrying empty briefcases on a wednesday?
zenith eagle
it's them milking the govt dry to justify their job
quartz ridge
and there's many mixed experiences. people won't have consistent exp with ghosting
zenith eagle
everytime i've talked to one of those bizniz kids at ic i've wanted either kms or kill them or both
the hubris, the ego oml
timid tartan
<@471830714132725790> u know those bizniz kids at IC or the kids at rotman downt...
LLLLMMMMAAAAOOOO
😭
cunning oasis
and there's many mixed experiences. people won't have consistent exp with ghosti...
Yeah, there are different levels to it, for sure. I think that there could be something more granular than GD in terms of reviewing interview processes. People have been filling it out, but still trying to figure out whether it will be useful or not. Or what is needed for it to be
strange jay
everytime i've talked to one of those bizniz kids at ic i've wanted either kms o...
rotman is L
zenith eagle
haven't met ivey kids thankfully
but i guess the party env at western mellows them out and makes them well adjusted imo
strange jay
lol exact opposite
but they kno what they doin
ivey is da source of mckinsey x justin scam lmao
fickle lotus
ghosting is common
Facts, a lot healthier for the psyche to assume you've been ghosted and move on
analog current
guys
new idea
we use our bodys in such a way that makes us burn more calories than we consume
zinc knot
go gym
fickle lotus
if you do leetcode your lose natty status
azure junco
Yeah, there are different levels to it, for sure. I think that there could be so...
Imo ghosting after an application is fine but ghosting after an interview is bad candidate experience
I could see the website being useful if it only focused on companies that ghosted after interviews, not ghosted overall
cunning oasis
I could see the website being useful if it only focused on companies that ghoste...
That makes sense! Yeah, that’s probably where the real value is. Huge red flag if a company ghosts you after interviews. Some people have reported being ghosted after going through 5 interviews
stable ravine
💀
hallow urchin
i got it too
did u start lmao
its so late their process
analog current
When was the ibm reject. I did the oa last week and still havnt heard back 💀
I did summer 2024
eternal fossil
bruh my dad just told me he can try and get his friend in the states to get me a job
analog current
Dad coming in clutch
eternal fossil
Dad coming in clutch
bro i cant get a job here whats the odds in the states especially in terms of VISA
eternal fossil
What year are u
bro i been graduated im a veteran of this sub
analog current
Oh 😭
timid tartan
no offer? rope
Even a rope is too expensive
eternal fossil
Even a rope is too expensive
If I did it on live I’d get this sub to foot the bill
drifting shore
i got it too
did u start lmao
its so late their process
It’s 8 months
Not doing it
zenith eagle
Not great
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
OML
baller offer and he's still not great
from now on, all my "how are we doin today" and related expressions don't apply to u
timid tartan
zenith eagle
<:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518>
unless ur answer is "good'
timid tartan
unless ur answer is "good'
Nah it’s never good
zenith eagle
read the god damn room
timid tartan
candid oxide
what does it take to make bro happy 😭
drifting shore
what does it take to make bro happy 😭
hrt
timid tartan
what does it take to make bro happy 😭
Lol I’ve been seeking for this answer for more than 7 years
candid oxide
😭😭😭
analog current
ice spice? more like no jobs 💯 😂
worldly ridge
ice spice? more like no jobs 💯 😂
we aint making out the streets 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
fickle lotus
We were raised in the gutter and shall continue occupying said gutter 🔥🔥🔥
mint gorge
placid dawn
lol
zenith eagle
@fickle lotus i dunno if i told u this but i love your name
fiery prism
what does it mean by shaquille oatmeal
timid tartan
what does it mean by shaquille oatmeal
He's someone on discord lol
Got meme'ed bcs he is going to do his 8th or 9th I forgot
lapis tide
ok mr 80x faang
timid tartan
ok mr 80x faang
timid tartan
you really don't see why <@471830714132725790>
No? I mean what’s wrong with working lmao
Some people just have to work every single semester for whatever reason
timid tartan
?
timid tartan
8 internships man should be ng already
Yeah but like
zenith eagle
unless he's literally fall winter summer working
timid tartan
Maybe he worked every semester while taking courses?
timid tartan
unless he's literally fall winter summer working
Yes precisely this
zenith eagle
and then like how the fuck unless they're all remote which is rare these days
timid tartan
unless he's literally fall winter summer working
I’ve been doing this lmao
Only taking a break this semester
timid tartan
and then like how the fuck unless they're all remote which is rare these days
Why not?
zenith eagle
yea but only cuz of the pandemic i doubt u could otherwise cuz remote wasn't a thing
timid tartan
yea but only cuz of the pandemic i doubt u could otherwise cuz remote wasn't a t...
No lol I did it from 2019 all the way to 2023
lapis tide
ok mr 90x faang
timid tartan
I just worked from 7 am to 12 am and repeat
zenith eagle
🤓
timid tartan
So weekdays are mostly for work
Maybe 2-3 hrs for courses
Then weekends are for catching up with courses
zenith eagle
feelsbdman i've had to reject offers during off szn cuz of stupid class eith mandatory weekly in person quizzes
timid tartan
feelsbdman i've had to reject offers during off szn cuz of stupid class eith man...
🤣
Yeah most of my courses don’t have that kind of thing
Just assignments + midterm + final
timid tartan
But oh well it's in the past
Tbh I doubt you’d want to do it anyway
It probably isn’t worth it unless you’re seriously short on cash
zenith eagle
True I'd be stressed and I wouldn't learn in school and the job
The cash would've been nice tho but I had a fat scholarship to bank
timid tartan
True I'd be stressed and I wouldn't learn in school and the job
Yea it’s a huge time commitment
I only got away bcs I don’t need socialization so I could throw it off and be content with it
zenith eagle
I only got away bcs I don’t need socialization so I could throw it off and be co...
we can tell about the lack of socialization btw
timid tartan
we can tell about the lack of socialization btw
Yeah it is what it is
No other choice lmao
eternal fossil
this fucking made me cackle so hard
timid tartan
u could've nasi lemak-maxxxed every summer
You know that thing is extremely expensive in Canada right 😭
storm stream
If @timid tartan can't get a decent offer than what does that mean for the rest of us
We're fkn doomed boys
timid tartan
If <@471830714132725790> can't get a decent offer than what does that mean for t...
Mf
storm stream
zenith eagle
??????? why on gods green earth would u nasi lemak-maxx here
timid tartan
If <@471830714132725790> can't get a decent offer than what does that mean for t...
You’re the one with Google on resume
timid tartan
??????? why on gods green earth would u nasi lemak-maxx here
LMAOOOO I couldn’t go back home bruh
drifting shore
If <@471830714132725790> can't get a decent offer than what does that mean for t...
He got a top tier offer wat do u mean?
storm stream
yo @timid tartan invite me to your mansion tent in vancouver and make me some nasi lemak
what the heck
storm stream
He got a top tier offer wat do u mean?<:copium:888129413890326608>
Nah amazon is shit for him, he was even in process for quant
zenith eagle
mi goreng with a sachet of meth
storm stream
mi goreng with a sachet of meth
i been indomie-maxxing for a good while
the new falvours are fire
zenith eagle
@timid tartan bro start selling indomie but replace the seasoning sachet with drugs
u'd make bank in van
storm stream
lapis tide
dox
zenith eagle
i'm vegan i dont eat many of the flavours
timid tartan
LLLMMMAAAAOOOO
storm stream
og flavour is best flavour anyway
storm stream
tf???? it's literally one of the best foods on the planet bruh
zenith eagle
need uncle roger to roast my mi goreng cooking skills
storm stream
🤣 🤣
timid tartan
tf???? it's literally one of the best foods on the planet bruh
Yo what
Is it that popular here?
timid tartan
Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
timid tartan
Bruh lmao
zenith eagle
indomie, the knockoff nissin noodles that actually toppled the giant
zenith eagle
nissin missin fr fr
timid tartan
<@471830714132725790> bro start selling indomie but replace the seasoning sachet...
LMAO
storm stream
😤
btw @timid tartan Amazon offers boiled water so you can have indomie in the office
timid tartan
indomie supremacy confirmed
Would you believe me if I tell you that the last time I ate Indomie was like 10 years ago?
storm stream
Would you believe me if I tell you that the last time I ate Indomie was like 10 ...
what the FUCK
HOW
🤣
candid oxide
Indomie so fire
zenith eagle
he;s too rich from interning every fall summer winter
zenith eagle
i bet mfer buys 2 ply tp as well
worldly ridge
nothing tops indomie
my friend gave me mr noodles and i never felt so violent before
like it should be a crime for mr noodles to exist
storm stream
nothing tops indomie
PREACH 🗣️
zenith eagle
idk man the indian instant noodle offerings go hard
storm stream
mr noodle tastes like wet cardboard fr
worldly ridge
idk man the indian instant noodle offerings go hard
magi?
worldly ridge
i found magi mid too
zenith eagle
maggi is bottom of the list
timid tartan
what the FUCK
Nah bruh it’s extremely unhealthy lol
zenith eagle
there's eay better ones
worldly ridge
my indian friend is addicted with ketchup and maggi for some reaosn
zenith eagle
kill him
worldly ridge
💀
zenith eagle
sacrilege
storm stream
my indian friend is addicted with ketchup and maggi for some reaosn
jesus christ
timid tartan
ins t it like 3 bucks in t and t
Damn
storm stream
5 pack is like $3
timid tartan
5 pack is like $3
Oh
Hmm
Ok nevermind
I thought I could make a profit by selling indomie at a much cheaper price
🤣🤣🤣🤣
storm stream
LMMFFAAOOO
zenith eagle
what u think of indo's new capital?
worldly ridge
I thought I could make a profit by selling indomie at a much cheaper price
you need to bring gado gado here and martabak t_t
storm stream
makes one of the highest salaries out of any new grad in the country and still wants to make more money
timid tartan
you need to bring gado gado here and martabak t_t
LLLLMMAAAAOOO
timid tartan
you need to bring gado gado here and martabak t_t
True dat
timid tartan
makes one of the highest salaries out of any new grad in the country and still w...
Bro
The hustle never stops
timid tartan
you need to bring gado gado here and martabak t_t
Martabak is sooo good but I don't dare to eat it
worldly ridge
Martabak is sooo good but I don't dare to eat it <:4KEKW:747188103260799060>
i would gain 100lbs if i were to eat it everyday
timid tartan
i would gain 100lbs if i were to eat it everyday
LMAO yeah exactly
timid tartan
you'll be hustling a lot on east hastings
Should I sell Indomie to the homeless there? 🤔
worldly ridge
youll be a billionaire if you can mass introduce indomie to non indonesian people and upsell it a tiny bit
quartz ridge
guys should i start new grad early or do 1 more internship
i can prob squeeze in one last one
but idk what to do
help
quartz ridge
yeah but its mid af
fiery prism
👀
stable ravine
yeah but its mid af
from where?
quartz ridge
tc is like 100k
fiery prism
congrats
quartz ridge
cohere
fiery prism
bro
storm stream
Cohere is mid
candid oxide
Cohere only 100k in Canada? 
storm stream
guys should i start new grad early or do 1 more internship
don't play games with your future... take NG and keep looking if you're not happy
makes no sense to take intern
fiery prism
take it like @timid tartan
quartz ridge
like the alternative is to intern at okta in summer and push back start date
storm stream
yeah its now high at all
resume value is crazy tho, you'll be in a very good place
quartz ridge
Can u jsut ask for US RO
i wasnt given the option idk
storm stream
like the alternative is to intern at okta in summer and push back start date
what are the odds of okta RO, and aren't they getting hacked left and right?
fiery prism
have u negotiated
quartz ridge
the thing is that cohere is a startup
so i feel like no one knows about it
yeah i tried but got shut down
storm stream
imo Cohere > Okta because of AI hype
candid oxide
the US ro offer I saw was like 150 + 50
quartz ridge
they give like 5k relo which is not bad
candid oxide
usd
quartz ridge
yeah us is just way better than canada
storm stream
wild
quartz ridge
for like most companies tbh
candid oxide
quartz ridge
<:pepeHands:579015022706163751>
can u change ur name to escape from cad
candid oxide
how are they only offering 100k though I have friends interning and getting more than 100k
quartz ridge
imo Cohere > Okta because of AI hype
yeah i agree, just wanted to squeeze in one more but not sure if worth it
starting ng earlier may be better
candid oxide
can u change ur name to escape from cad
I’m escaping cad already 😭
storm stream
yeah i agree, just wanted to squeeze in one more but not sure if worth it
if it's not crazy inconvenient then yeah why not
maybe you'll get RO at Okta who knows
candid oxide
I think starting NG is good especially if company is good like cohere
quartz ridge
how are they only offering 100k though I have friends interning and getting more...
yeah i never interned before
wasnt a RO
candid oxide
ohh
storm stream
wait do you mean do Okta THEN Cohere
storm stream
mental health will be gg
storm stream
but i have to push back 4 month
think in the future when you're at 1YOE and you wanna look elsewhere
quartz ridge
fk
storm stream
the timing might be weird
fiery prism
what's your background
candid oxide
Are you international in Canada @quartz ridge
storm stream
how much paper money is Cohere giving
quartz ridge
Are you international in Canada <@1130686263654101012>
yep I’m international
storm stream
hunker down, get passport, transfer to USA
fiery prism
yep I’m international
damn sick
storm stream
just like @timid tartan
candid oxide
yep I’m international
ah
storm stream
but if transfer to USA, we gonna work on h1b right
Canadians or internationals?
quartz ridge
how much paper money is Cohere giving
I actually got denied a ton of internship interviews just bc of no sponsor
fiery prism
internationals
storm stream
🇨🇦 is on TN not H1B
quartz ridge
It’s pretty sad
storm stream
I actually got denied a ton of internship interviews just bc of no sponsor
fuck 
fiery prism
where u from @quartz ridge
quartz ridge
where u from <@1130686263654101012>
Singapore
storm stream
🐐
fiery prism
goat
quartz ridge
storm stream
world's best airport
quartz ridge
how much paper money is Cohere giving
all paper
candid oxide
starting ng early is good to get green card/citizenship no?
quartz ridge
prob yea
but tbh
this year, or this summer rather
has been the most brutal recruiting season
ive ever done
it just feels way harder to pass screens for some reason
timid tartan
just like <@471830714132725790> <:4KEKW:747188103260799060>
Mf thinks I’m good enough to get to the USA
lapis tide
🤣 🤣 🤣
timid tartan
take it like <@471830714132725790>
Take homelessness?
lapis tide
how can an iam company suck this badly at security
candid oxide
grats on GQS
timid tartan
how can an iam company suck this badly at security
I mean instead of hiring sec engs they choose to do hire more sdets
storm stream
ddog
storm stream
Qhen i eat 2 small peices of dark chocolate i get such crazy doahriahh
don't eat
candid oxide
doesn’t mongo pay way less than ddog
storm stream
ddog prestige >>>>>>
quartz ridge
like if ur a pm dont u just socialize for 8 hours and call it a work day
storm stream
you wanna be PM or SWE tho
storm stream
like if ur a pm dont u just socialize for 8 hours and call it a work day
i think you have to make day in the life tiktoks
theres quota
storm stream
wtf
quartz ridge
cant u just seduce the hiring manager using ur linkedin?
ur linkend is stacked like a mf
storm stream
ur linkend is stacked like a mf
wtf add me
quartz ridge
wtf add me
bro ask her
storm stream
catalyst add me bro
quartz ridge
i saw her profile and realized im useless
storm stream
for inspo
timid tartan
but <@471830714132725790> is better
LLLLMAAAAOOO
quartz ridge
UR EX 3 BI GTECH
timid tartan
Stfu 😂
storm stream
🤣
quartz ridge
dude i thought he was a banana eater
storm stream
I'm ex dinosaur company ex shitty startup ex worst faang
timid tartan
dude i thought he was a banana eater
He’s at Google rn lmao
storm stream
current SE at GOOG
timid tartan
I'm ex dinosaur company ex shitty startup ex worst faang
Stfu you have a Google badge
candid oxide
😭
timid tartan
He’s at Staff level
timid tartan
I need a 99% discount
timid tartan
leave some interviews for me
storm stream
lapis tide
Mf acting like I even have any interviews
Stfu
fossil field
holy fuck im so sick i had to miss 4days of work in the past 2 weeks and im only on my 3rd week this week
fickle lotus
<@127302324132642816> i dunno if i told u this but i love your name
thanks fam 
fickle lotus
a noogler, if you will
storm stream
are u actually a googler
Yeah check my office space it's dope
storm stream
IKEA is next door
worldly ridge
holy fuck im so sick i had to miss 4days of work in the past 2 weeks and im only...
all good almost christmas anyway
storm stream
$1 hot dog
shy scaffold
TC???????
fossil field
he works as a sales rep
sly kindle
Canada to cut O&G by 75% by 2030
storm stream
Canada to cut O&G by 75% by 2030
just methane bro
storm stream
he works as a sales rep
I'm a sales engineer
sly kindle
just methane bro
How??
sly kindle
How tf are they gonna cut emissions by 75% without hurting the industry tho?
storm stream
How tf are they gonna cut emissions by 75% without hurting the industry tho?
bro methane comes from cow farts
not O&G production
(mostly)
fallen mason
anyone seen the "how I spent my 200k salary as a swe last month" videos?
storm stream
anyone seen the "how I spent my 200k salary as a swe last month" videos?
no pls send
fallen mason
Instagram
one mf even said "outrageous salary for a job that requires minimal education" in the comments too lmao
like we aren't constantly gonna have to keep up to date with shit for the next 40 years
tight gale
He looks like the avg cs major
timid tartan
this guys saving a lot
Probably not more than what I'll save
storm stream
Probably not more than what I'll save <:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
are you a swe influencer? send ig
fossil field
I'm a sales engineer
what makes u an engineer? what do you do at ur job?
storm stream
what makes u an engineer? what do you do at ur job?
I sell chromebooks
I engineer transactions
fickle juniper
what makes u an engineer? what do you do at ur job?
What makes us an “engineer” as swes
(that’s just what we call ourselves)
timid tartan
I engineer transactions <:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
Social engineering
eternal fossil
yall wanna chime in on somethin im having trouble figuring out?
i have a projects header in my resume
and this is how I'm listing the tech stack
this is how I talk about the technologies used under my work experience
eternal fossil
the reason for this is because i only have 1 project in my resume
and if i try to talk about it anymore it spills onto the 2nd page
so im trying to keep it one paged
storm stream
What I'm doing is just mentioning the main ones in my title
Project Name | Flask, VueJS, MongoDB, GCP, OpenAI
candid oxide
^ same
storm stream
then going into detail in the bullet points for the other shit
eternal fossil
only for pojects?
candid oxide
Yeah
eternal fossil
or for work xp too ?
storm stream
no not for work exp
candid oxide
at least I don’t do for work exp
eternal fossil
ok thats smart
storm stream
no tech stack for work exp, mine is in bullet points
eternal fossil
i appreciate yall, thats actually a good idea
storm stream
some people do it for work exp but it's weird
candid oxide
facts
storm stream
go get em
real storm
Would yall take a remote job that pays for you to travel over a faang
eternal fossil
`Project Name | Flask, VueJS, MongoDB, GCP, OpenAI`
can i add docker or nah?
fossil field
What makes us an “engineer” as swes <:4KEKW:747188103260799060>
dont compare sales assositate to software engineer lol
fickle juniper
dont compare sales assositate to software engineer lol
Why not?
fossil field
sales people sell, software developers build and fix
his position is sales specialist too nowhere does it say sales engineer lol
why dont you call mcdonalds workers food engineer?
fickle juniper
U do know
That he was joking
He is not actually a sales engineer or whatever
But in any case the only reason swes are called that is because that’s what the industry decided
storm stream
fickle juniper
SWEs have no requirement to get an engineering degree/credentials
Whereas actual “engineers” do
fickle juniper
sales people sell, software developers build and fix
Despite what ur opinions are about the differences such as these
storm stream
his position is sales specialist too nowhere does it say sales engineer lol
I'm a Sales Associate Representative Agent Specialist Engineer
check my linkedin for proof
storm stream
sales people sell, software developers build and fix
software developers are glorified plumbers
everything is prebuilt
fossil field
Despite what ur opinions are about the differences such as these
do u even have a job?
storm stream
do u even have a job?
After @timid tartan , @fickle juniper is one of the most goated members of this community
fossil field
yea so idk why ur talking or argueing im not arguing anything just that if momo is serious they think they are sales engineer thats just stupid
wheat comet
I cant tell if this guy is joking sometimes
fossil field
srrf
storm stream
fickle juniper
Well I’m happy to end the convo
fickle juniper
do u even have a job?
Oh and btw I forgot I actually do have a job (whew), which I should be getting back to
storm stream
Andre on his hate wagon today
fickle juniper
being a prompt engineer?
Yeah I’m a prompt java associate representative engineer
storm stream
yea so idk why ur talking or argueing im not arguing anything just that if momo ...
what's more stupid, getting mad about the title of a job that pays $15/hr, or pretending to be a sales engineer?
fossil field
weird
graceful oyster
Would yall take a remote job that pays for you to travel over a faang
depends on the TC 👅
storm stream
Would yall take a remote job that pays for you to travel over a faang
depends on prestige
fickle juniper
Would yall take a remote job that pays for you to travel over a faang
Depends on the remote job, FAANG, pay
candid oxide
do u even have a job?
bro keeps asking do u even have job to all the ppl with jobs 😭
fickle juniper
Idek why that’s relevant 😅
drifting shore
Idek why that’s relevant 😅
He got a job
timid tartan
After <@471830714132725790> , <@518592716968296460> is one of the most goated me...
Mf
timid tartan
bro keeps asking do u even have job to all the ppl with jobs 😭
LLLMAAAOOO
He wanted to flex his job, it’s ok
storm stream
bro keeps asking do u even have job to all the ppl with jobs 😭
Lil bro recently got a job and he's excited let him have his moment
timid tartan
yea so idk why ur talking or argueing im not arguing anything just that if momo ...
Correct me if I am wrong but AFAIK everybody in Canada has the right to freely voice out an opinion
simple python
do u know oop tho
timid tartan
Correct me if I am wrong but AFAIK everybody in Canada has the right to freely v...
Yeah it’s called Freedom of Expression
simple python
and stop applying to faang
timid tartan
Leave all the faang jobs for me
shy scaffold
will pay everyone 50 cents each to stop applying to faang
fickle juniper
will pay everyone 50 cents each to stop applying to faang
Sure, I'll take that!
zenith eagle
man the winter darkness is hitting me especially hard this winter
SAD to the maxxx
combined with just being cooped inside all day just spam applying to jobs and then catching up on work, i'm going crazy
timid tartan
combined with just being cooped inside all day just spam applying to jobs and th...
I feel ya. I literally glued my ass to my chair for more than 12 hrs everyday 💀
zenith eagle
man i fucking hate being lonely, roomie's gone for basically this whole seemster it's nice to have the whole apartment to myself but like
timid tartan
Hopefully hiring starts again in January? 
zenith eagle
i must come across as crazed and in wonton need of company to other people the rare times i venture out
this is why WFH as NG isn't it for me
lord i hope ng will be more sociable and less isolating than university or i will actually lose it
my sanity resting on a razor thin edge
timid tartan
man i fucking hate being lonely, roomie's gone for basically this whole seemster...
Lmaoo yea that’s extroverts’ worst enemy
zenith eagle
why's modern day so isolating man fuck
i hate it so much
everyone into clique's already and if u don't have one you're shit outta luck
timid tartan
why's modern day so isolating man fuck
Idt that’s the case
It looks like the majority of our society is extroverted
zenith eagle
lmao u try making small talk with anyone our age and they look at like ur crazy
it's fake extrovertedness imho which is worse than being isolated
timid tartan
lmao u try making small talk with anyone our age and they look at like ur crazy
This is why I just don’t do it lol I hate small talks
But then again I’m old
At least older than most bachelor students
zenith eagle
bro even just shooting the shit while waiting for the bus to arrive too much to ask?
and it's not about age lol
wheat comet
lmao u try making small talk with anyone our age and they look at like ur crazy
where r u from
zenith eagle
everyone's got their airpods in to drone out the outside which i get but i kinda miss the serendiptious connections u can make when people are more socially open
timid tartan
bro even just shooting the shit while waiting for the bus to arrive too much to ...
I do my assignments during that time
wheat comet
i heard montreal is more open
timid tartan
😂😂😂
wheat comet
and people r more social
zenith eagle
rn i'm in ottawa lmao
zenith eagle
this place so closed off it's crazy
wheat comet
everyone is jaded
zenith eagle
i heard toronto not too bad
timid tartan
everyone's got their airpods in to drone out the outside which i get but i kinda...
Oh
zenith eagle
just in toronto people are busy
wheat comet
eh its probably the same as ottawa just less white people
zenith eagle
no in ottawa people are just cliquey i've met near 30 yo's who told me they dont hangout with anyone outside of their hs gang
like wtf
timid tartan
bro even just shooting the shit while waiting for the bus to arrive too much to ...
Man honestly this makes sense tho. Everybody is stressed, tired, and exhausted
Trying to make ends meet
zenith eagle
how do u do assignemnts waiting for the bus lol
timid tartan
Keeping up with the insane surge in living cost
zenith eagle
i used to do that but i just gave up
timid tartan
how do u do assignemnts waiting for the bus lol
Online assignments lol
zenith eagle
it's sad to see how much CoL affects efverything, people are less likely to be social etc
i hate it
timid tartan
Not CS / Math assignments obviously
timid tartan
it's sad to see how much CoL affects efverything, people are less likely to be s...
Yeah it is what it is
zenith eagle
i'd swap cheapo rents and CoL for more expensive phones and TV's and whatever
no wait
the opposite i'm dumb
timid tartan
I’m already planning to pick up a second job lmao
zenith eagle
timid tartan
Fcking COL
zenith eagle
but no i support OE
zenith eagle
ideally i'd have to be 8 months in settled into the team before i start thinking of OE
no way i can onboard to 2 companies at the same time my stress would kill me
yes but the 2nd job gotta be like fun
tutoring doesn't sound fun
timid tartan
no way i can onboard to 2 companies at the same time my stress would kill me
Well pick a low stress one for the second job
zenith eagle
i wish i could like be a mechanic or something on the side
zenith eagle
shoot the shit with the lads in the garage
storm stream
you mf
zenith eagle
peeps more chill?
storm stream
timid tartan
better?
Hmmmm
Tbh idk but yeah indo living cost is far more forgiving
And ppl tend to be more chill yeah
zenith eagle
why arent u then
timid tartan
Which is why I couldn’t fit into the society there
timid tartan
why arent u then
That’s precisely why I had to escape lmao
fossil field
mjderff
broken whale
After <@471830714132725790> , <@518592716968296460> is one of the most goated me...
Can confirm
Give job pls @fickle juniper
storm stream
@timid tartan can you give referal pls
timid tartan
<@471830714132725790> can you give referal pls
Why would you move from Google to Amazon
You have free food
timid tartan
Stfu! Go to zon
zenith eagle
cuz Amazon start with A
fickle juniper
Give job pls <@518592716968296460>
I would if I could 
I have no power at my company
zenith eagle
anyone got lc prem?
candid oxide
anyone got lc prem?
wat u need
candid oxide
citizenship oath tmrw 
zenith eagle
citizenship oath tmrw <:thanospog:766459435441848363>
hope u got ur sunday best
candid oxide
its virtual
zenith eagle
ah wtf
candid oxide
☠️
zenith eagle
that is so lame
zenith eagle
autocorrect
imagine doing something as important as a citizenship ceremony virtually like
so souless
esp when there's no need since we don't have a pandemic
candid oxide
im actually glda its virtual but only because they woudlve scheduled it in person near my home address
which im over 500km away from right now
tight gale
hows the local ccp secret police station going 
candid oxide
dont know what youre talking about 
drifting shore
citizenship oath tmrw <:thanospog:766459435441848363>
congrats on canada offer
zenith eagle
The only offer with negative TC
u still pay taxes if u arne't a citizen u bozo
so who's taking the L here? him or u?
but i feel you
death taxes etc.
god that quote goes so hard
ben franklin was a next level mfer
"but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."
timid tartan
u still pay taxes if u arne't a citizen u bozo
Lmao I know
timid tartan
<@471830714132725790> would u rather pay taxes to indonesian obama instead?
Indo taxes is really low
So yes lmao
zenith eagle
all the taxes u pay in indonesia goes to IMF loans
which is an instrument of the us hegemony aka the military. but then so i paying taxes to actual barack, all the money goes to the DOD
fuck i wanna visit SEA so bad
need to Sulawesi-maxxx
timid tartan
fuck i wanna visit SEA so bad
Move to SEA
But don’t move to SG lmao
Any countries othet than SG
worldly ridge
ya u shudd, SEA is so nice
timid tartan
🤣
zenith eagle
fuck s'pore lah
zenith eagle
so draconian laws lah, can't even bring durian on the metro
worldly ridge
SEA is beautiful except SG
timid tartan
SG is nice but only if you’re like a top 1% earner there
worldly ridge
zenith eagle
Move to SEA
i'll be a Bali bum
timid tartan
SEA is beautiful except SG
Nah I love SG but it’s just as unaffordable as Toronto
timid tartan
Yeah lmao
timid tartan
it's way worse in sg
Huh
worldly ridge
I dont like SG because iits toronto but with asian people
timid tartan
In terms of what
timid tartan
I dont like SG because iits toronto but with asian people
LLLMMMAAAOOO
Well I love SG bcs it’s really strict and everything is in order
Public transport arrives on time
zenith eagle
mfer loves caning
timid tartan
It’s clean everywhere
worldly ridge
hainan chicken rice n bakuteh tho gyat dammm
timid tartan
Rules and regulations are strict etc
worldly ridge
yaa public transport so nice in SG
zenith eagle
rents in sg are insane
worldly ridge
its insane
timid tartan
yaa public transport so nice in SG
Yeah top notch
zenith eagle
plus society too restrictive
timid tartan
Insanely good
zenith eagle
etc etc
timid tartan
No need for a car there
zenith eagle
also i hate singlish
worldly ridge
i remember they would always warn abt train bombs in the trains
timid tartan
rents in sg are insane
Toronto rent is insane too bud
zenith eagle
it's amusing for 10 sentances then it just becomes grating
worldly ridge
kekw
timid tartan
plus society too restrictive
This is a plus for me lmao
zenith eagle
we need to kick u foreigners out and it'll become affordable
and i will get ur zon offer
timid tartan
zenith eagle
i meant soceity too restrive in the sense that
it's an eternal rat race i hear
i defo don't wanna be a kid there
timid tartan
it's an eternal rat race i hear
Oh
zenith eagle
lord
zenith eagle
true
zenith eagle
but i can't asia maxxx like that
no way
like what biznis is it urs, random auntie who i don't even think i'm related to by blood or otherwise
timid tartan
it's an eternal rat race i hear
We’re already in this since we were children lmao
“You got 85 on that exam? Why can’t you get a 100? Your neighbor eats the same rice but he can get 100”
zenith eagle
Crossed a mountain to go the school
omg xlr8
broken whale
zenith eagle
my fave alien
broken whale
Lmfao 💀
broken whale
Real
stable ravine
We’re already in this since we were children lmao
“You got 85 on that exam? Wh...
all asian parents the same ..
stable ravine
Crossed a mountain to go the school
timid tartan
all asian parents the same ..
Everywhere else other than Asia: 70/100 is good
Asia: 70/100 and 0/100 are basically the same and you're a disgrace in your entire descendants
fickle lotus
Everywhere else other than Asia: 70/100 is good
Asia: 70/100 and 0/100 are basic...
My white friend's grandparents offered him $100 for every A he got in 7th grade
Blud still got C's
timid tartan
Meanwhile for my mom, A was bare minimum
Yea same lmaooooo
In fact they don't really care about the letter grade
The actual mark is the one that's important
candid oxide
i was rocking bare Bs in elementary
stable ravine
I'm a disgrace ;/ gonna graduate without a job
candid oxide
took a lotta beatings
timid tartan
Like 90 on A is very different from 100 on A
The former is basically the same as getting an F
fickle lotus
Dude right?
timid tartan
fickle lotus
I had to explain one time that that me and my friend were the only ppl left with As in our phys 11 course
timid tartan
took a lotta beatings
I can relate to this lmaoooo very Asian thing
fickle lotus
And my mom still asked why I had a 90 💀
timid tartan
I had to explain one time that that me and my friend were the only ppl left with...
"Nah it doesn't matter. It's either 100 or 0"
🤣
candid oxide
i think the biggest thing is
if you did bad they woudl literally kill u
but if u get 100
udont even get anything
💀
fickle lotus
LOOOOL ya that's the worst part
candid oxide
not even liek a congrats
timid tartan
udont even get anything
Bcs it's more like the bare minimum for them
Expected outcome
candid oxide
fickle lotus
Like bro I don't even want a $100 like my buddy, just give me an extra Christmas gift or w.e.
Some lego
I would've been happy with that
timid tartan
"Oh you got 100 on the Math exam? But your neighbour has just won a gold medal in IMO last month"
mint gorge
Yeah I think this comes from comparisons, ya'll in some high league families.
fickle lotus
I just set their expectations too high and then it became the minimum
mint gorge
damn
timid tartan
Yeah I think this comes from comparisons, ya'll in some high league families.
It's literally impossible to avoid this when the school publishes the rankings lmao