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magic ether
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ye

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from Hidden Inventory

stable ravine
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toji with a gun? tf?

magic ether
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OMG LEAKS OUT SOON

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IM GONNA BUS

worldly ridge
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what does the name imply @timid tartan

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no longer homeless? thanospog

stable ravine
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wdym bro died twice ...

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I saw all the latest leaks

magic ether
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did not

stable ravine
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brah

magic ether
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im waiting for next chapter

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my king ||takaba|| is gonna save the day

stable ravine
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Im waiting for yuji to shine

magic ether
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yeah fr

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they need to reveal his CT

stable ravine
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I wana see bro's DE

magic ether
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bro will not have one

stable ravine
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|| didn't he inherit sukuna's CT and DE || - gojo

magic ether
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its possible

stable ravine
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I'm p sure the ending would be similar to AOT

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or HXH

magic ether
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||he said eventually, but since Sukuna took over Meg's body i dont think it manifested||

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PLEASE DONT LOOK IF U DONT WANT JJK LEAKS

stable ravine
magic ether
stable ravine
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bro dels all of his msg šŸ’€

magic ether
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whatd bro say

stable ravine
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|| asked if gojo dies ||

stable ravine
timid tartan
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Tf is wrong with my screen

stable ravine
timid tartan
stable ravine
timid tartan
magic ether
stable ravine
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gege didn't even finish the next chap ..

tight gale
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Tf jjk talk worryweird

wet crown
karmic mesa
mint gorge
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gojo comes back ch 243

magic ether
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REAL

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TAKABA my goat will make it happen

analog current
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Why does my earwax smell like the butter they put on popcorn from the movie theater

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?

wheat comet
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We made it guys WazowskiStare

lapis tide
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6+ years

stable ravine
gilded charm
# wheat comet

thats most likely "we need 50000 people in Canada job posts PR free " fucking cringe

wheat comet
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fs

wet crown
fast pond
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Ebay summer 2024 toronto, is the oa auto?

proud canopy
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how tf do I hear back from qualcomm

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I've consistently applied since to everything since 2022 and never heard back

zenith eagle
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the amber alerts goin cray cray today

lapis tide
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what a problem to have

fiery prism
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Pls change the teams call sound

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I fucking hate that sound

hybrid owl
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@thorn valley if you want a new experience, then microsoft. consider where you want to work full time too

dreamy crane
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I love me Canadian CS majors yeeeeehaw

fossil field
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Amazon has a really really shitty work culture and wlb, a lot of people who join leave pretty soon, average tenure is about 3 years. Microsoft seems better if you want steady and more growth opportuniteis + cooler tech. Also hard but amazon is shit

real mason
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does the microsoft team have an on call rotation?

hybrid owl
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i mean anything is better than amazon on call lol

fiery prism
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AWS is actually better than normal Amazon from what I heard

fossil field
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nope

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amazon as a whole

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really shitty

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great if u got nothing else

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but come on microsoft is lit

lapis tide
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depends on the team

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depends on the team

fickle lotus
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^

fossil field
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personally i wouldnt join any fang without some experience first, gonna be tough fitting in and handling the workload

lapis tide
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you would not join google if i offered right now

fossil field
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idk idk, not unless i had another offer

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i mean i would join if i didnt have a job

lapis tide
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i dont believe you

short robin
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cap

fossil field
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but if i had another offer maybe not, not in this economy

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shit is only gonna get worse, and id rather have somewhere i wont be booted easily

fickle lotus
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If you can survive AWS FT for 2+ years it's really good for the resume

fossil field
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wait so return offer for ft or intern?

fickle lotus
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Ooh

fossil field
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oh oh nvm go amazon

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lol

fickle lotus
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I thought it was FT KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

fossil field
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thought you meant full time new grad

lapis tide
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someone tell messi zon hiring

fiery prism
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zon not respond to my application

lapis tide
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zon not hiring

fossil field
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guys please my best advice is to stop applying to fanng and big companies

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please for goodness sake

lapis tide
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ok

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will do

fossil field
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months are gonna go by and ur gonna be like " urrr duurr why dont i have a job yet"

candid oxide
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Nothings stopping you from applying to both big and small companies

lavish void
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think just apply everywhere?

fossil field
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yea but its a waste of time tbh

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if u spend more time applying to smaller, u have much better chance

lavish void
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I applied to every posting I can find in my location and I hear back more from bigger companies

fossil field
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unlessss u are are really fuckign smart and of experience and have good projects and good internships

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and good school name

lavish void
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smaller companies just ghost

fossil field
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yea but do u get far?

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beside oa?

lavish void
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for some yea

fossil field
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connetions connections connections, go get them

fossil field
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got an offer?

lavish void
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got an offer but not from interviewing

fossil field
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how long u been searching

lavish void
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return ft

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3 months~

fossil field
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r u still in school?

lavish void
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ye

fossil field
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yea same 3 months for me, close to 2,5

lavish void
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ye

fossil field
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when do u grad

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what school u go to?

lavish void
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december

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uoft

fossil field
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congratz on graduating soon!!

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okay ur good then boss lol

lavish void
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ty

fossil field
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they gonna snatch u up

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uoft nice name

lavish void
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was worried for the whole time

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until I got my return offer

fossil field
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you should still be worried ya know just in case

lavish void
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ye ik

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its fked

fossil field
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but not even close to worried as other peeps

lavish void
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but for real I dont hear back from smaller companies EVER

fossil field
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always have backup

lavish void
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0 OA 0 interview

fossil field
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return offer where?

lavish void
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aws

stable ravine
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msft better coz anyways you'll only work at aws for 2-3yrs considering the toxic work cul

fossil field
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okie thats good, but have other options available, companies still doing mass layoffs and last to join is first to get fired

lavish void
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I was about to take some unpaid internship due to not getting an offer lol

fossil field
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use ur alumni network, uoft is great for that

lapis tide
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what mf alumni network

lavish void
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I think it depends on team heavily?

stable ravine
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dont bet on RO in this economy

lavish void
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during my internship my manager made sure I don't do any overtime work

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my skip manager also said if you worked overtime today, you can log off early the next day

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(to everyone on the team)

stable ravine
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prob your manager is good

lavish void
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well I think it is really team dependent

stable ravine
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it's team dependant ig

fossil field
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i mean its pretty insane working overtime as a intern thats just ridicoulous

lavish void
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well its because I was trying really hard for this return offer

stable ravine
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if your team is good and RO is confirmed then why do you even consider msft?. is RO confirmed at msft?

lavish void
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and it paid off well

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or I would be jobless when I graduate

stable ravine
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RO>>>>>> go for which ever gives you more probability of getting a RO

fossil field
fiery prism
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anyone international here

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if I get a RO ft, should I grad early or finish uni then grad with fulfilled creds

stable ravine
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šŸ¤”

fiery prism
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I have enough creds to grad after winter

stable ravine
fiery prism
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I want to do grad school also (masters)

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but I need a job in this economy

fossil field
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yea graduate early

stable ravine
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get the honors then. masters degree doesn't give a shitt abt your work exp

fossil field
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i did, honours would have wasted another year and half and 10,000$ for no reason

stable ravine
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your ug percentage and research exp + honors matter

fiery prism
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ye u york too

fossil field
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dont do masters unless you want to be jobless when u graduate when everyone else has a masters but no experience

fossil field
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graduated august with 90 credits and took 3 months but got a job yesterday

fiery prism
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but what if I can come back study part time to finish my honors

fossil field
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yea you can

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i might in the future

fiery prism
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does york allow that

fossil field
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yup

fiery prism
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nice nice

fossil field
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there some shit you need to do but yea

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but for now thats just not what i need and id rather gain experience and skill cause york teaches shit all same with all other universities

fiery prism
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yeah true

fossil field
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i realized this after i did my internship and was like wow uni is a scam and honours is useless

fiery prism
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although I have this qs, can I grad after a coop work term at york?

candid oxide
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What is honors

fossil field
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when u reach required credits and classes needed u just go to yorks apply to graduate site

fiery prism
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nice nice

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tysm!

fossil field
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np!

wet crown
fossil field
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i dont see any company stating requiring honours bsc instead of just bsc

thorny frost
thorny frost
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but 95% of companies don't care if you have a 4 year or honours degree

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It's still better to do a 4 year degree in case you want to go to grad school in the future

thorny frost
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and no grad schools in US will take you

magic ether
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cant get tn visa

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cant move to the us

fossil field
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not true at all

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if u are canadian citizen u can without honours

magic ether
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honours >>

fossil field
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you guys are right about the grad school tho

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but doing grad is lame

magic ether
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learn more 🐐🐐

fossil field
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i do

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i dont need school to do so

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learnt way more myself in months than in school for years

magic ether
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take cool classes then!

fossil field
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skill issue going to grad and not gaining real experiences

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school is really inefficent way of learning

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some things are good like logic building

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but after first 2-3 years of school you build that already and can learn on ur own

magic ether
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yeah but it gives u good breadth, and resources

fossil field
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unless u need someone holding your hand through education

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source my friend is canadian citizen works remote for us company without honours

thorny frost
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Technically I don't even need a degree lol

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I just need a diploma

fossil field
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and he can move there

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buddy

fiery prism
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can I get canadian pr non honours

fossil field
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you get a tn visa when u get job offer

magic ether
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u get it at the border

fossil field
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the company doesnt sponsor you

thorny frost
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I know a lot of people who are working as software developers after graduating from a Canadian college with a 2 year CS diploma

fossil field
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once u get job offer you get a tn

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yea and u dont need honours to do so lol

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or even a degree for that fact

weak gazelle
magic ether
wet crown
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@stable ravine did you do honours?

fossil field
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for sure, but from the comapnies side u just need a job offer from them

weak gazelle
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yea but there's a lot more paperwork than just a job offer

fossil field
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you dont need degree for tn visa gawddamn u just need job offer from the us

magic ether
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YOU NEED A DEGREE i promise

fossil field
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my bad my bad

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my bad

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MY BAD

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yes you need degree

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bachelor

weak gazelle
fossil field
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but dont need honours

thorny frost
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They reject ppl with cs degrees

fossil field
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us border law site "Most TN visa occupational categories require an educational credential. Almost all require a bachelor's degree, while some also offer an alternative for possession of a post-secondary diploma and three years of experience."

magic ether
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ye

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who is denying a cs grad honors a tn if they have offer

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like breh

fossil field
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they arent gonna deny, especially if u got a nice connection šŸ˜‰

wet crown
fossil field
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šŸ˜‰

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really the name of the game now

thorny frost
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CS isn't actually on the list of approved majors for TN visa. You have to apply for Computer Systems Analyst if you have a CS degree

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There's a chance that you will be denied tho

fossil field
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its actually the job, so software engineers will get tn

thorny frost
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It depends on who's working at the border

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If you meet a nice guy then he will approve you

fossil field
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i got a greencard and talked to immigration lawyers before sooooo

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its not as crazy as u guys think

thorny frost
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IDK about the rest

wet crown
fossil field
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Youll still be able to get a job there

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and youll be able to find a job better than 4 year degree peeps cause u have more experience

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my two cents

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different situations for different people, some people cant afford another year or see a better opportunity to graduate now and gain a year more experience than wasting another year in school

thorny frost
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I just hate university so 3 years is good enough for me

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Plus I already have experience so it will be easy for me to get a job

fossil field
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buddy, you can get a job with a 3 year degree in us with a tn

thorny frost
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My goal is to stay in Canada for a few years to get some professional experience and then get an MBA here and then consider moving to the US

fossil field
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or you can do canadian job lmao

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ur coping j

thorny frost
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I'm not 100% sure about moving to the US yet

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It's an attractive option for sure

fossil field
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yea just wait us is a shit show rn in terms of declining society

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its way way worse then when i lived there

thorny frost
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US is competitive af rn

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Even more so than Canada

eternal fossil
dreamy crane
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My names W and I’ll be richer than D

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US is gonna have a good job market

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Can’t wait to be in Texas

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It’s a tech hub over there

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And pornhub too

hot rapids
thorny frost
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Not true

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You guys need to do some research before commenting lol

worldly ridge
dreamy crane
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I yo shri

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What r u typing

hot rapids
# thorny frost Not true

Idk man, if you read any Reddit thread about it, most ppl say it’s non-trivial to get the TN without a related degree

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ā€œImmigration inspectors routinely require a specific degree in the occupational field in order to qualify for TN visa status, often contrary to the government's own guidance on the issue. U.S. immigration memoranda state that the degree possessed by the TN applicant ā€œshould be in the field or in a closely related field.ā€

thorny frost
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It’s definitely possible to get a TN visa with a CS or math/stats degree

hot rapids
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It’s possible, but very hard

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You can with CS degree, I said engineering related

thorny frost
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It’s on a by case basis for CS I will agree with you on that

hot rapids
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But I’m saying you’ll need a BACHELORS

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Which the 3 year program the other guy mentioned might not qualify

thorny frost
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Yeah you can probably get a TN visa with an engineering degree

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US needs a lot of them

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A three year degree is a bachelor’s degree…

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And UK only has 3 year degrees

hot rapids
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Well obviously UK has three year degrees

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But Uk people don’t get TN visas

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From Canadian pov, I’m just saying you need a bachelors in engineering related field

thorny frost
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I don’t really care either way cuz I’m getting a master’s

lapis tide
worldly ridge
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aylo must be recesion proof

vivid fiber
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My school offered a 3 year bachelors for CS

hot rapids
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No I get that, people can finish fast or have special programs that are shorter

vivid fiber
hot rapids
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Cuz I just assumed the fact that they had to specify ā€œ3 year degreeā€ meant contrary to the normal standard bachelors

fossil field
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u dont need honours to get tn

robust lotus
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have u tried googling it?

magic ether
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😭😭

robust lotus
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also this

magic ether
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thats a diploma

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there is actual 3 year bachelors here

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its safer to get 4 years tho

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its actually not trivial to get a tn if ur degree is comp sci tho

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which is stupid

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because the nafta agreement is 1994

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and ur not an ā€œengineerā€

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like u can apply for csa but u just have to lie and say ur doing no programming

fossil field
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"A three-year bachelor's degree may be problematic if presenting it as the equivalent of a U.S. bachelor’s degree. However, there is authority for qualifying for a TN based on a three-year bachelor’s degree. A legacy INS document specifically stated that to qualify under the U.S.-Canada Free Trade Agreement, the predecessor to NAFTA, ā€œ[t]here is no requirement that the baccalaureate be gained in a four-year academic program.ā€ In coming to this determination, the INS had noted that ā€œ[t]hree-year baccalaureate programs are common in Canadian colleges and universities, and are qualifying for [the Free Trade Agreement].ā€

hot rapids
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It’s all semantics

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You’re at the will of the power tripping border agent

fossil field
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You are saying you cant get tn with a 3 year bachelor

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when indeed you can

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is it harder? Yes. Is it possible? yes.

hot rapids
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My bad, a three year bachelors is not the standard in Canada (obviously there are exceptions), so I thought you were referencing a diploma or associates degree, which are typically that length

fossil field
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nope all good

weak gazelle
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i mean what if a cracked person did their 4 year degree in 2

fossil field
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oh my god i finally got my selenium driver to work and get the data i need

fossil field
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the guys average tenure at companies is 4 months

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lmfao

thorny frost
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ikr

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Dude's absolutely cracked beyond belief

fossil field
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embarassing tbh i watched some of his vids before

weak gazelle
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he interned

fossil field
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cant hold a job lol

thorny frost
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Doesn't really matter though

weak gazelle
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bro he interned lol

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internships are 4 months

thorny frost
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Look at the companies he worked at

weak gazelle
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"Software Engineering"

thorny frost
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He doesn't need to work 2 years at every single one of them to get employers knocking down his door asking him to work for them lol

fossil field
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yea just seems like a fraud tho tbh

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doesnt know how to stick to a place and fully learn the codebase and do real serious contributions

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but thats just my opinion

thorny frost
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he did work over a year at one of them tbf

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That guy is probably just a coop maxer like UWaterloo students

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He mostly likely had connection at those companies

weak gazelle
thorny frost
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damn that's pretty good

weak gazelle
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ik

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lmao...

thorny frost
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how is my friend's linkedin?

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I want him to refer me so bad

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I need a job at FAANG

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I'm too embarrassed to ask him for a referral

vivid fiber
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He was an intern at Figma

thorny frost
vivid fiber
thorny frost
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No need to call other people out

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Just focus on yourself

analog current
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and if youre a linkedin influencer it wont be that difficult to be considered

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like js focus

zenith eagle
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brah this mark guy was a KP fellow as well?

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never been able to crack KP fellow and Contrary

magic ether
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wtf is contrary anyways

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i’m so confused

zenith eagle
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elitist organization that spit on u if you didn't found a startup in the womb

magic ether
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trueee

zenith eagle
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almost everyone i dealt with during my contrary app were such pricks

magic ether
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ya i connected with a guy on linkedin who is a contrary fellow

zenith eagle
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literally u could feel their wealth

magic ether
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what does it even get u?

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wish my parents were rich :/

zenith eagle
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after the rose tinted goggles came out, basiclaly clout

magic ether
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stupid immigrants (my parents)

zenith eagle
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i was asked why i don't use apple (casually but still wtf)

magic ether
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i love mac 😻

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paid for it myself

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got the worst one

zenith eagle
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now i can afford one it's good but i was texting this chick in contrary for advice and she's like ewww green text

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???????????

lapis tide
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ok thats stupid

magic ether
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LMFAOO

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HAHAHAHA

lapis tide
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windows pisses me off though

magic ether
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thats so high school

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yeah windows can choke

lapis tide
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youd be surprised

magic ether
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zsh >>>>>

zenith eagle
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and then right after she skipped my scheduled calls

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and ignoed all my emails

magic ether
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??? real

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BROKE!!!!

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wish ppl would just stop being so stupid

zenith eagle
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it was like that ugandan meme where " why are u gƦ? .... who says i'm gƦ?" but replace "gay" with "broke"

weak gazelle
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apple isn't even more expensive than a lot of non-apple

magic ether
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privilege is a different beast

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well if ur getting high end just get apple

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but if ur mid to low

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windows and android >>

lapis tide
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nah fuck windows

teal remnant
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I like Mac

magic ether
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linux tbh

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but cant fucking gaaaame dude

weak gazelle
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just get second hand

magic ether
teal remnant
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They so smooth

lapis tide
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id rather code on ipad than windows

magic ether
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yeah i love my mac and iphone

magic ether
teal remnant
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This sem I am only doing embedded stuff

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Fk C bro

lapis tide
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ill virtualize linux on a windows vm

magic ether
teal remnant
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I wanna code some web dev shit

magic ether
lapis tide
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crud hater to crud master

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alan turing was a crud master

teal remnant
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I started liking crud after I found embedded šŸ˜‚

magic ether
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hey guys im a crud developer looking for crud experiences i love mern and crud and apis and front end and crud

lapis tide
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think about what a turing machine is

magic ether
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trueee

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literally

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alan turing was mickey? only did crud?

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okay but other than crud and embedded what is there?

teal remnant
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API dev

magic ether
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crud

teal remnant
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Backend

lapis tide
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🤣

magic ether
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crud

lapis tide
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🤣

magic ether
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like what is not crud

teal remnant
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I find it funny when people call api dev backend

magic ether
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if u really think about it

lapis tide
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computability theory (crud)

lapis tide
magic ether
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isnt that what it is tho?

lapis tide
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yeah it is he just finds it funny

teal remnant
magic ether
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api dev sounds so mickey 😭😭

teal remnant
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But I only have crud experience

magic ether
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api dev is literally crud

lapis tide
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wtf is your api tryna do

magic ether
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what

lapis tide
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name 1 thing in apis that is not one of create read update or delete

magic ether
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build solve publish!

normal jetty
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ā€œEwww red flag 🚩 ā€œ

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That’s why I switched to iPhone

lapis tide
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r.a gets all the women

normal jetty
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Now I’m a green flag🟩

magic ether
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felt so broke and poor and stupid before i got an iphone

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now i go to the coolest clubs, date the hottest girls

magic ether
zinc knot
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where are jobs guys

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where are the internships

magic ether
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not here

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never will be

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none for any of us

zinc knot
magic ether
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goatjo

zinc knot
proud canopy
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anyone else interning at citi ICG next summer in mississauga? just trying to find other interns

lapis tide
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lmao goldman

zenith eagle
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the absolute meme of this video

zenith eagle
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south of detroit

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unironically

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if you're in detroit and u wanna visit the great white north u travel south

stable ravine
stable ravine
eternal fossil
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yo

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how does 1 get rejected from the initial HR screen

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i wanna know wtf am i doing where they ask me about my fav uni courses and my fav food and they explain the position and then any questions after and somehow i dont make it to technicals at all

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is there a fav course or fav food bias here??

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im actually so confused like wtf was the point of the call then

placid dawn
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rng

eternal fossil
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the dude didnt focus anything on my resume

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he asked what do i look for in a company, what my fav courses were, my fav food, explained to me the role and i asked about the team

#

thats so fried lol

#

how is this even a good way to sort thru candidates

#

goddamn LMAO

#

im pretty fake ecstatic like

#

even with intuitive answers

#

but im geniunely confused what the fuck were they looking for lol

#

lol true

#

just company facing?

#

like are they just making hr calls to just make sure candidates know its a good company to apply for?

#

goddamn

#

he didnt even ask me about my resume like what a dog shit experience

#

im pretty sure he found it offensive when he couldnt spell tiramisu and i spelled it out for him

#

right, i understand what youre saying

#

but there was no room to bullshit, i answered the 3 questions as intuitively as i could

#

last thing was oh what food would you like to have for the rest of your life

#

man

#

i cant with this stupid resume filtering now

strange jay
#

inbox looking dry

mint gorge
#

of spam

thick sinew
#

Has anyone done the wayfair OA?

#

It’s just one round after OA apparently

#

Pre sure US is multi but I’m not certain

zenith eagle
#

real

#

both for companies and women

#

just want good job and to be in love with a gf

zenith eagle
#

wait is this ng?

#

fuck this too real

#

hitting me a bit too hard rn

fickle lotus
#

Life's a bitch and then ya die

dreamy crane
#

My life has had such bad luck for the past 7 years

stable ravine
eternal fossil
dreamy crane
#

Bro how do I get rid of bad luck

#

Like dead ass bro

#

One thing I learned is people ain’t reliable

#

Sometimes it’s better to just rely on urself and get a good career so u don’t have the need to rely on others

dreamy crane
#

Lol bro I got robbed, almost stabbed, blackmailed, misunderstood, framed by someone like fuckin hell

#

When does it stop

eternal fossil
#

bro wtf

#

you in gta6 ?

dreamy crane
#

I deadass can’t trust anyone anymore

eternal fossil
#

one thing that doesnt betray you is LC

#

just ask neetcode

drifting shore
dreamy crane
#

No In the past few years including this year

eternal fossil
stable ravine
#

leetcode my ass. just now submitted a perfect OA; cant wait to get the rejection email

dreamy crane
#

Also can’t keep friends too close or else they use that shit against u

drifting shore
#

Drugs?

dreamy crane
#

I’m gonna get a CS degree and live in a house on my own

#

And work as a software developer

#

Or any Cs job that pays 70K+

wet crown
#

bro's sick at lc like that eh?

stable ravine
dreamy crane
#

I’m moving to the states

#

Fuck Canada

stable ravine
eternal fossil
stable ravine
#

can't wait to get exp and move out of this scam country

wet crown
eternal fossil
#

damn

#

you gotta drop everybody and do LC

stable ravine
eternal fossil
#

my whole life crap but LC is the light at the end of the tunnel

wet crown
dreamy crane
#

I’m gonna start my life from scratch. Get a clean slate

stable ravine
#

not getting any ng callbacks from canada let alone states šŸ’€

stable ravine
wet crown
stable ravine
lapis tide
#

Name 1 crack

stable ravine
#

1 crack

fiery prism
#

Cracker

eternal fossil
#

bro is venting in here and dudes are sending gifs and shooting the shit

#

i love this channel

stable ravine
dreamy crane
#

I’ll just look for an entry level job bro. I live on my own so I don’t have to worry about payin for others

eternal fossil
eternal fossil
#

you got this

fiery prism
#

Can someone marry me, I’m a virgin, willing to get citizenship

drifting shore
#

only the super cracked are allowed to use anime pfp

lapis tide
#

I dont marry virgins sorry

dreamy crane
#

But I can get my Dual citizen ship in2 years

lapis tide
#

Same shit

#

For job purposes

dreamy crane
#

I’m allowed to work in the Us

#

With the green card

fiery prism
#

I have san andreas citizenship

#

Also vice city and liberty city

thick sinew
lapis tide
#

congrats on bloomberg

#

congrats on openai

#

imagine not getting instarejected

stable ravine
#

isn't that hard

#

mumble rapper? dogesmile

#

rent ice jewels ?

#

get auto-tune

#

imagine paying for a auto-tune

#

šŸ’€

#

like ?

#

write songs with gpt and use auto-tune to rap it dogesmile

vivid fiber
#

Also the production

#

Also you would need a good flow

zenith eagle
#

gn my fellow doomers

#

also fuck off @vivid fiber this channel (and server really) for unemployed shitbag degens only

#

fuck outta here u tax paying big boy pants job holder, let us doom in peace

stable ravine
#

can't wait to wake up early and doom

candid oxide
wheat comet
magic ether
#

@vivid fiber can u unban Stats Enjoyer guy, he got hacked so it posted stuff in general, he said he reset his pass and setup 2fa. Just passing on the message

magic ether
#

kk

thorny frost
#

Sadge

#

Why do ppl hate me

hot rapids
thorny frost
#

I didn't mean it sorry

#

I think I joined a bad server

#

And they stole my info

#

I can't think of anything else...

hot rapids
#

18+ server? šŸ˜‚

#

they always spam here

thorny frost
#

Mistakes were made

hot rapids
#

LOL

stable ravine
stable ravine
zenith eagle
#

Good morning my fellow canadoomers

tight gale
candid oxide
#

joever

stable ravine
dreamy crane
#

Killua you infiltrate the base

#

I’ll hack in to the main frame

analog current
#

Anyone here do their akin care

wheat comet
# magic ether probs not

if my goal is to get a TN visa, should i stay at McMaster for Econ and Compsci, or switch to like OTU for just compsci , or is there no difference

kind jasper
#

no difference

thorny frost
#

I beg u

dreamy crane
#

please

#

U have been there for me

#

Since the beginning

#

I would never do that to u

fossil field
#

Listen, dooming is okay it’s a way to get the hate of the system out of your system. But it’s only okay if you’re doing something about it and not just dooming and jerking off on ur pc all day

proud canopy
#

shut up I'm gonna doooooooom

mighty glade
#

Hey guys, I got an offer for a soft dev intern position at a small company. Would I be dumb by rejecting it, with the hope of finding something in the new year?

proud canopy
#

for summer?

#

or winter?

mighty glade
proud canopy
#

hmm

#

do you see yourself working there after grad?

strange jay
#

"There has been a discrepancy in the grading scheme for question 3 in assignment 2. A few submissions received more points than they deserved due to mistakes made in their assignments. We reviewed those submissions and regraded them. Please check your gradings again, and if you have any questions, contact the TA who was assigned to that question."

#

wtf

#

L western

mighty glade
dreamy crane
#

Omg one

#

Do we have the rare female species in this group

#

Announcement we have a female in the group bois

#

Let’s dig in

analog current
#

bros arm

#

😭

strange jay
#

cs3331

#

this course is fucked lol

turbid crater
#

Why is everyone getting wayfair oa except me 😭😭😭

#

To the guy who said Ā«because you’re not himĀ Ā»

#

You started my revenge arc, I don’t know you but I’ll find you

stable ravine
#

Day so far so good, 0 rejections until now ...

fossil field
fossil field
stable ravine
#

Bro's dooming with a job šŸ’€

lavish void
thorny frost
#

Can’t get rejected if you don’t apply

stable ravine
stable ravine
#

More like 3-5 per month 🤧

lavish void
fossil field
#

ur kidding right?

#

3-4?

lavish void
#

Srs?

fossil field
#

ur kidding right?

stable ravine
fossil field
#

okay i wanna give u some advice please listen, or you will never get a job.

#

what school you go to?

lavish void
#

I applied to every job posting suitable in the past 24 hours EVERY DAY for THREE MONTHS

fossil field
#

Okay so you got that going for u but u are retarded as shit

#

so dont apply to just entry level

stable ravine
lavish void
#

All suitable

stable ravine
#

Anything positive?

fossil field
#

apply to any and all. Just search software engineer/software developer. And if u have a tech that you like then apply to that, I have experience in c#/.net so i applied to ".net developer/c# developer"

#

and you gotta hit at least 25 a day

lavish void
#

Anything less than 3 yoe software/fullstack/front/back/data/web

#

intern/ft/contract

#

bro

#

In three months?

#

Like 500+

#

in BC only

#

Too

#

Or remote

fossil field
#

when u are applying/dont just do easy apply ( i did 700 of them and got 0 call backs). Glassdoor is shit tbh. Indeed is better. Use linkedin to find the job and then go to the website of the job if it has a careers page and apply through there

#

applying to least 25+ a day I usually like at least 50 and sometimes when im in the mood 100

lavish void
#

You definitely cna

fossil field
#

but at the end of the day applying didnt get me my job, connections did

lavish void
#

Some postings close within a few days

fossil field
#

So defeinitly focus a lot of ur time building connections

lavish void
#

If u apply every 24 hours u can apply to every posting

fossil field
#

stop looking at new grad/entry level. There are no jobs for youuu

turbid crater
#

Revenge Arc started.
Revenge process initiated.
Current Status: 1%

lavish void
#

Which org u at

stable ravine
#

Started applying?

lavish void
#

I just got my RO yesterday

#

So good luck to you

fossil field
#

woot congratz potet

#

Oh guys and please dont just apply to these bigger companies

#

any job is better than no job

stable ravine
#

No I was asking abt the masters prog

fossil field
#

i completely stopped applying to big orgs cause there is no way getting it and being taken serously

stable ravine
#

You gotta be lucky

turbid crater
#

I didn’t get it today 😭

thorny frost
#

Canada has fewer jobs but you'll also be competing with more people who are less qualified

#

In the US you'll be competing with people with Master's

#

Both countries have their own advantages and disadvantages

fossil field
lavish void
#

You'll get better chance getting a job by being the CEO's child.

stable ravine
#

Nepotism 🤧

analog jasper
#

when did you intern?

fossil field
stable ravine
#

In Canada

#

It's free for all

thorny frost
#

They're gonna apply to entry level jobs

stable ravine
#

Entry LVL role in Canada

#

Swe

thorny frost
#

On the other hand there are master's graduates who are applying to entry level jobs cuz they have no experience

stable ravine
thorny frost
#

39% of them have a master's šŸ’€

stable ravine
thorny frost
#

What a time to be someone with a CS boot camp certificate

stable ravine
#

Bootcamp -> faang

thorny frost
#

tru

stable ravine
#

Golden period

#

2020-2021

thorny frost
#

I don't even have a bootcamp certificate lol

#

I wish

#

I don't even know how to make projects

#

RIP

#

I'm only applying to business jobs rn

#

I'm planning to transition from an analyst role to a tech role

fossil field
#

Apply to business anaylst and data analyst roles, i found a much higher response rate with that

#

anyone here knows anything about crypto/smart contracts/interacting with them?

lavish void
#

I interviewed at a crypto company but nothing more than that

thorny frost
#

Bro why do you keep asking me that?

#

It's like the 3rd time you asked me

#

Look at my name

lavish void
#

Ye why did u post those links bro

thorny frost
#

There are a ton of business analyst jobs from what I've seen

#

Some of them strongly prefer people with STEM degrees

fossil field
#

Yea i see a lot actually most asking for computer science degree

stable ravine
fossil field
#

This is why u shouldnt be applying to roles like this, there are 10k+ people and a lot who are more qualified than you

#

really a waste of time

stable ravine
#

SRE is niche I though I would have a chance dogesmile

#

but then jd demanded 1-2< yrs of exp ....

boreal sentinel
lost lark
#

Whats ur gpa like

#

Im thinking abt doing it

zenith eagle
#

and at uoft i met so many grads or 4th/5th yeas with perf gpa but no acc job exp

#

they're delusional thinking their perf academics actually matter for jobs

lost lark
#

Thats uoft for you lmao

turbid crater
zenith eagle
#

uoft is split into 2 groups usually

turbid crater
#

They all say that UofT screw them up by focusing too much on academics

lost lark
#

Yea either the ones that barely get by with coops or the ones that 4.0 everything and nothing

turbid crater
#

That Waterloo is better cuz at least they encourage you to try different jobs with coop

lost lark
#

Its out of its prime now

zenith eagle
#

academics who just care about academics (like the little shits who'd be like "excuse me teacher u assigned us homework yesterday"), and then kids who are there to learn and then get internships and then get a job and aren't toooo focused on grades

lost lark
#

🄲

zenith eagle
#

loo is diff cuz everyone there knows grades don't mean shit

turbid crater
#

Bro fr

zenith eagle
#

so they're more uoft type 2 than uoft type 1

#

uoft type 1 kids are so delusional lmao

turbid crater
#

Ive seen people with faang being like I just need to graduate mentality

lost lark
#

Would yall rather get 100k a year but completely unrelated to cs or 70k a year cs straight outta grad

zenith eagle
#

idk

turbid crater
#

Idk

zenith eagle
#

cs or bust for me

#

legit love cs

turbid crater
#

Ayo

lost lark
#

Lets say the time spent on meetings is the same

#

But its just completely unrelated

zenith eagle
#

technically uoft has type 3 which are filthy rich international students who for them this is just an extended study abroad

lost lark
#

Like a business type job

zenith eagle
#

but we don't account for them

lost lark
#

Not all

zenith eagle
#

i met more sane people in TMU than uoft regarding jobs lmao

lost lark
#

But yea its company dependent

worldly ridge
fossil field
#

oh my god oh my god oh my god. My trading bot works. I was finally able to set up entire strategy testing platform

thorny frost
turbid crater
#

Work on the trading floor, I can tell you that as soon as your not newbie anymore meetings go crazy

turbid crater
#

What are you working on ?

worldly ridge
#

@uneven meteor

fossil field
# turbid crater What are you working on ?

Been working on a bot that trades binary options on a bsc smart contract. It is basically you place up or down and in 5 minutes if u places up and the price higher than the price you placed your trade at u win 2x ur amount

#

i went from 100$-1000$ in 3 days trading manually but now i want to automate it and find a winning strategy and just have it trade every 5 minutes of the waking day

#

and make a lot of monies

turbid crater
#

Bro is dooming and winning, rare combo

fossil field
#

hehe not dooming anymore i got myself a full stack position starting monday

turbid crater
fossil field
#

okay i doomed because i just needed to get my frustration about the current new grad economy but i was still grinding and doing everything possible to get a job ya know

#

so its justified

#

i wasnt just sitting on my bum and complaining

fossil field
worldly ridge
#

I dont know how I summoned u KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

#

I didnt mean to ping you or anyone...

#

what did u do to my computer

#

I am dogesmile

#

@uneven meteor can u refer these doomers?

fossil field
#

oh nooo the anime lovers are here now

#

go in ur own channel please 😫

fossil field
#

thanks :):)

dreamy crane
#

Stats majors ain’t human

#

They r below human

pseudo storm
thorny frost
#

There's no need for you to flex even more on us

fossil field
#

i didnt even have technical

#

just hr screen and a interview with the cto and soft eng manager and talked about me and my resume

turbid crater
#

I work as a data/business system analyst intern on a trading desk

fossil field
#

oo oo oooo i was applying to be data anaylst

#

is it a lot of sql and powerbi?

weak gazelle
#

ahahahahhaahahahha

fossil field
#

or u using python for data analysis too?

turbid crater
#

We use databricks

#

And sql too

vivid fiber
#

That's cool

pseudo storm
#

I got it through a connection. I applied

turbid crater
#

Really depends on what you wanna do

vivid fiber
#

I wish I knew more about Databricks

#

And just data in general

turbid crater
#

Im just getting started tbh it seems cool tho

stable ravine
#

I have give ref

turbid crater
#

I qualify for that sir, when interview?

vivid fiber
#

Ehhh I wouldn't say that

#

I think there are a few

dreamy crane
#

Wow

vivid fiber
#

AI, dist sys

#

No

#

It isn't?

#

K8s

#

Yes

wet crown
vivid fiber
#

But its dist sys work

#

That's not explicitly tied to big data

#

No it isnt?

#

All the k8s work i do is underlying app infra

wet crown
#

you need to learn swimming for that?

stable ravine
vivid fiber
#

Today has been a yaml day

stable ravine
#

dogesmile no ng yaml swe in canada

vivid fiber
#

I do a lot of perf work as well

stable ravine
#

visa posted a lot of yaml swe ng jobs in us

stable ravine
#

yeah but on-premise would be more challenging KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

#

imagine having to manage and update the cluster KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

#

why tho šŸ¤”

magic ether
#

azure >>>

stable ravine
#

brah

fossil field
magic ether
#

brah what

#

i hate amazon

#

and gcp not good

#

imp

#

imo*

#

theyre good for gpus tho

fossil field
#

azure just really good if ur a microsoft shop (.NET )

vivid fiber
#

Azure is the worst

#

Their support is brain dead

magic ether
#

okay true

#

but im just a hater

vivid fiber
#

I think Citus is cool

magic ether
#

i like upload thing by theo 😃

#

i love S3 Wrapper

stable ravine
#

never seen ppl using AKS

magic ether
#

im trolling

stable ravine
#

coz of discounts

magic ether
#

nah Ive used AKS

#

at a startup

vivid fiber
#

It's mgd distributed pg

#

Afaik a data warehouse is not meant to be your main application db

#

It's for storing cold data

#

A view?

#

Nah still wouldn't be good

#

Again I'm not super knowledgeable about data warehouses

#

But afaik they have poor read times

#

But super fast write inserts

#

Theyre made for dumping data into

#

Even using a materialized view prob wouldn't b perf enuf

#

Also I think transactions arent good on data warehouses

#

Like they aren't acid compliant iirc

#

Cuz they're meant as a dump for historic data

#

Oh thats cool

fossil field
#

im loving this new chatgpt update i can do so much more and fit such a large context window

#

gave this mf 1400 lines of code

vivid fiber
#

I did

#

I actually really agree

#

With his point the Next is eating react

#

I think Vercel is trying to "own" open source

zenith eagle
#

how are my canadoomers doin this fine eve?

candid oxide
hallow sapphire
#

chillin

#

makin tacos

magic ether
#

good i need to lc

#

i think i will take a 20 minute nap tho

drifting shore
#

dooming

candid oxide
vivid fiber
#

What?

eternal fossil
#

nothing just rejections today

wet crown
#

@abstract tree agreed ^

silk marten
#

Anyone here get Amplify 2024 offer for dev?

fossil field
#

nextjs is trash

vivid fiber
#

Why are you asking me?

#

What does that have to do with the company?

#

Nah

#

I'm unemployed

#

Well

#

I'm employed as a Discord mod

#

But I don't get paid for it

#

Thanks, but I'm a king

fickle lotus
#

where are the thoughts ya cunt?

worldly ridge
#

@analog current

#

blood on the streets or this?

vivid fiber
#

This is mean

analog current
#

"buy when theres blood on the street, even if its your own blood"

vivid fiber
#

I have none

abstract tree
abstract tree
analog current
#

node.js>

#

(idk)