canada

[analog current]

just from responsese

?

[teal remnant]

Yeah

[lapis tide]

fr?

I don’t see mobile shit anywhere

[teal remnant]

There are less postings / less mobile dev so it’s fine

I don’t like mobile tho

Idk I know people who got

Are you from York U ?

Fr ?

Is York good ?

[alpine compass]

Hey guys. I’m genuinely wondering. Does most new grad jobs in Canada usually come out in Jan-Feb? Cuz otherwise I feel like most new grads will be unemployed next year

Btw nice to see another mma fan here @analog current . Not that many in cs lol

[analog current]

im not an mma fan

what makes u think that

[alpine compass]

Ah that makes sense

[alpine compass]

Well from your username and pp it’s a fair assumption

[analog current]

lol im playing

what did u feel last saturday

on volk

[storm stream]

Has anyone heard from IBM or C1?

😅

[lapis tide]

a reasonable conclusion for anyone formerly named david goggins

[dapper thorn]

Ruined his double champ chances never shoulda took the fight

[stable ravine]

nope

[storm stream]

kms

[simple python]

anyone got wayfair oa?

[storm stream]

rope

[simple python]

didnt get it just curious

if its over or not

[sleek meteor]

ive heard some people have had C1 final interviews

[storm stream]

oh wow

how 😭

[sleek meteor]

idk them but

theyve also had stripe phone and ziprecuriter phone

so prob cracked

[storm stream]

fair enough

joever for me

[alpine compass]

Oh haha xD. Gutted to see Volk going out like that. But Islam is definitely the better fighter between the two though

[alpine compass]

Yeah man’s fighting waay too often. He should seriously consider a long break for his health

[dapper thorn]

Yea Fr , hoping he takes ilia in January tho since that event is probably gonna be in Toronto, tickets gonna be crazy expensive tho 😞

[pseudo storm]

Does zip recruiter hire in canada?

[analog current]

So anyone here a mobile dep?

Dev

[sleek meteor]

no clue

[candid oxide]

Ye

[analog current]

@marsh maple

@dapper thorn

I made rhat

[dapper thorn]

That’s sick, sucks to see a legend going out like this tbh

[alpine compass]

Pretty dope bro

[dapper thorn]

Gotta make a do Bronx one with phonk music over top now 😂

[alpine compass]

That gaethe fight was so brutal. Since that ppv I literally watched all the next ones

[alpine compass]

Yeah that’d be sick. But if Volk takes the fight in Jan, that could be his downfall just like Usman

[lapis tide]

Some good project ideas that quant and faang recruiters have told me about:
MERN discord clone
Calculator app
Chess engine
Todo list
Tic tac toe game
Automated trading bot

[dapper thorn]

Just a matter of time before khabibs minions take over every weight class anyway 😭

[analog current]

gonna keeep it real with u

MERN discord clone
Calculator app
Todo list
Tic tac toe game

are too basic

almost every single 1st year student has those on their resume

automated trading bot is too vogue

chss engine is relatively impressive

assuming it actually works

[lapis tide]

gonna keeep it real with u

its a copypasta lmao

[analog current]

oh

low iq moment

lmao

[lapis tide]

[analog current]

gonna keep it real with u

im mad depressed

[lapis tide]

fr

[analog current]

i aint even joking

i look at the window

and all i can think about

is jumping

:void:

so please

make a tictactoe gam

[alpine compass]

Wait they got one at FW too?

[acoustic moss]

mood wtf

[real island]

Anyone hear back from Okta summer SWE intern?

[analog current]

I have one of him tho i didnt make it

[dapper thorn]

Not rn I don’t think, they’ll prolly get hasbulla to FW tho

[lapis tide]

what if i wanted to add

[analog current]

@alpine compass

@dapper thorn

[dapper thorn]

This one’s dope, hope he gets his rematch

[turbid crater]

Do y’all dress up for virtual ?

[real island]

Virtual what?

[turbid crater]

Interview

[lapis tide]

[real island]

I just wear a dress shirt

[turbid crater]

So a hoodie is bad

[real island]

Polo fine too

[lapis tide]

hoodie is fine

[real island]

Eh prob not bad but better to wear something more formal imo

[candid oxide]

usually just pull up in pjs

[real island]

💀

[weak gazelle]

u gotta wear a suit

[lapis tide]

birthday suit

[real island]

Real tie and everything

Dress shoes on

[candid oxide]

wore a full on suit for my first interview ever in first yr

[lapis tide]

tf

[real island]

💀

[candid oxide]

wore pjs every other interview after that

[weak gazelle]

did u get the job

[candid oxide]

yes

[real island]

Bro was trying to rizz the interviewer

😯

[weak gazelle]

my first interview ever was RBC

[real island]

Wtffff

[weak gazelle]

i got it

[candid oxide]

mine was manulife pulled up in da suit

[lapis tide]

congrats on jane street

[weak gazelle]

thanks

[real island]

You did RBC SWE?

Or amplify

[weak gazelle]

rbc cm

[real island]

What’s dat

[weak gazelle]

i wont tell you

[lapis tide]

jane street of canada

[candid oxide]

cap markets

[real island]

😯

Cracked

[weak gazelle]

[real island]

Congrats on Jane street

[weak gazelle]

thanks

[real island]

💀

[weak gazelle]

?

it's a fact

[real island]

Fax fax

[fallen mason]

anyone hearing back for summer

i'm getting annihilated

[real island]

Not anymore

[stable ravine]

ng now?

I did one 3 weeks back

it was easy-med lc

most freq asked too

[alpine compass]

Did you hear anything back?

[hallow sapphire]

cisco

always sends

and ghosts

[storm stream]

anyone got link for cisco or did it close?

[pseudo storm]

I think it closed

[storm stream]

gg

[analog current]

Is no one here aobile dev really?

Mobile

Is android dev risky in canada since most use ios

Rather than andorid

[ashen mason]

The same is true for US

But don't let that stop u

[paper ether]

capital markets

[honest tulip]

I just did cisco oa

[lapis tide]

congrats on cisco

[honest tulip]

First question was fizz buzz second was bank robber third was some matrix traversal question

[eternal fossil]

Congrats on becoming VP at Cisco

[honest tulip]

Vp too low

Ceo

I’ll hire y’all as staff

Or principal

[zinc knot]

anyone get this from goldman

nothing on the portal changed for me tho

[lapis tide]

congrats on gs

[zinc knot]

nothing changed on portal

[fierce lotus]

same

[fierce lotus]

i got this

[zinc knot]

ok then its reject

gg

nvm

lol

updated

next year it is

[stable ravine]

did they have a ng role?

[fierce lotus]

where was this

sed

[zinc knot]

i shoulda lied

it be like that

[real island]

[stable ravine]

everyone is ghosting us

[fast pond]

Has amazon really not sent out oa’s yet..?

I swear last year it came beginning of oct

[fickle lotus]

Last year? Is that from an age before The Permian-Tech Extinction?

[real island]

Yup they haven’t

For summer at least

[fast pond]

Crazy

[lapis tide]

i love

[turbid crater]

Did anyone get auto reject from coinbase

[acoustic agate]

where tf is my coinbase oa????

[wary tundra]

no did you?

I'm sure reject is coming

☠️

[turbid crater]

Yeah like the next fcking day

Actually same day, I applied at 2 got rejection at 12 💀

Oh well, their loss

[hot rapids]

Damn that’s crazy fast

[real island]

Wtffff

What year are you?

[turbid crater]

3

[analog jasper]

which role intern or ng?

[storm stream]

CB only intern 😦

[eager haven]

are coinbase OAs out for frontend internship?

[real island]

Why did you get one?

If not then Idt they’re out

Coinbase plz hire me

[eager haven]

nah

[lapis tide]

they are colluding

reject and send email

[real island]

LMAOOO

[hallow sapphire]

time to

work at mcdonalds

[stable ravine]

nvidia ghosted?

[lapis tide]

🥶

[real island]

Rej

[little apex]

For cb did you guys apply to both posting backend/frontend or only 1?

[mint gorge]

congrats on mcdonalds ceo

[hallow sapphire]

ty

[real island]

Both

[little apex]

I see, I only applied to backend when it came out but I might as well apply to front end

[hallow sapphire]

there front end kinda sucks

[gloomy nymph]

Now I want to visit Toronto

[real island]

I heard they only look at apps from first 2 days but doesn’t hurt to apply

[gloomy nymph]

Scott Pilgrim’s lore happens there

Historical location

[little apex]

Yea I mean there nothing else to apply to haha so might as well apply for a second posting

[real island]

Yeee doesn’t hurt

They might be able to see you applied to frontend when reviewing backend

[little apex]

I wonder if applying to many postings same company affect their decision

IBM had like so many postings

[worldly ridge]

we need a scott piligirm vs the wrold 2

[gloomy nymph]

Scott pilgrim takes off

[worldly ridge]

ahh ya dats the cartoon tv show ya

i want another movie

[gloomy nymph]

Michael Cera sucked ass though

[hallow sapphire]

I wanna see it so bad T_T

fuck jobs

[gloomy nymph]

Fuck Canadian bitches

[worldly ridge]

in the tv show?

[gloomy nymph]

Movie

[worldly ridge]

oh hahah, im bias for micheal cera so he cant do any wrong in my eyes

[gloomy nymph]

Gay

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/lucille-bluth-arrested-development-gif-10620484

[fickle lotus]

https://youtu.be/zUOkwbdxyB8?si=lQa3YaR2b_eJMLxO

classic

[tight gale]

Hello canada

How's the market now

[stable ravine]

market?

was there any in the first place?

1+month of no new grad roles

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceV62E-c86g&ab_channel=NewfoundRecordings

Goodnight

[broken whale]

Bold of u to assume

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE9lvqyQVjE&ab_channel=PaolofromTOKYO

[tight gale]

[meager cairn]

finally some good news

[karmic monolith]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2024_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_fall_intern_process, 2023_grad_process, 2024_grad_process

[wary barn]

nearly 4 weeks after capital one final interview I finally get a response

turns out I'm waitlisted

sadge

[hallow sapphire]

ng?

or

[hushed umbra]

Are you still waitlisted or they move you forward?

[hallow sapphire]

other?

[wary barn]

NG TDP program, and no my recruiter just said waitlisted for now

Apparently if you havent been rejected or given an offer by now then you're waitlisted

[sleek meteor]

😭

[boreal sorrel]

is this canada or us?

[wary barn]

Canada

I would be optimistic but my recruiter slipped in that I should continue to apply elsewhere lmao

[hushed umbra]

Lol thanks for sharing. I did my final last week and still no response. I saw posts from 2022 and people are waitlisted till next year Jan/Feb.

[wary barn]

Yeah I think I would just take it as a reject, rip guess I gotta just keep applying

[jaunty wolf]

you applied what day?

[turbid crater]

Yesterday

But I know why I got rejected now, I overplayed my hands 😂

[real island]

Wait wym

[turbid crater]

Too dark to be disclosed 💀

[hot rapids]

So dark that they saw your app and rejected within 24h :0

[storm stream]

Anyone get through BMO screen?

idk wtf they want

😭

[pseudo storm]

Bmo new grad?

[lapis tide]

100

i prefer small language models

[storm stream]

yeah

new grad maybe 100%

[pseudo storm]

I saw on the posting they wanted 4-6 years of experience

Iirc

[kindred burrow]

lol I know some guy ex Stripe and Amazon who passed the screen 😭

why is the market this bad

it's BMO

[storm stream]

What school was he?

[kindred burrow]

UofT

[storm stream]

cuz I know some ex amazons that got rejected

That's the best option this season 😭

[kindred burrow]

he has a 4.0 gpa

I think

[storm stream]

WTF

[kindred burrow]

BMO cares about that stuff

[storm stream]

no way... primeagen is frontend 😈

nah newgrad is getting nuked on both backend and frontend

not just frontend

[lapis tide]

this mans taking all the offers

[kindred burrow]

It isn't because of LLM's

Companies have hired through the roof during covi

this was bound to happen

[lapis tide]

they aint taking anything right now

[kindred burrow]

when companies like Coinbase go from 1 thousand engineers to 6000, and spend 60mil on datadog, amazon hiring FT where anyone who can print hello world and do some LC gets a FT offer

you know it's gonna be fucked

[lapis tide]

yeah but besides that this man taking all the offers

[kindred burrow]

Companies like Shopify hiring up the ass during Covid and now dong like 3 rounds of layoffs + selling their newest acquisiton

[worldly ridge]

arent they done with layoffs

[kindred burrow]

Shopify? no clue , that company is dysfunctional as fuck, I heard they removed slack reactions cause people kept giving negative reactions in groups

and they called it bullying

[worldly ridge]

LMAO

no way

💀

[kindred burrow]

yeah it's been a year ish, I saw some reddit post and my friend confirmed it

[worldly ridge]

well i still do respect them for beign fully remote tho

it is

:3

[kindred burrow]

We're still in a much more fortunate space unlike the

life science kids

💀

[lapis tide]

i thought ai dooming was out of fashion

[worldly ridge]

forget ai dooming

interst rate and recesion dooming

will take us out before ai

[lapis tide]

canada dooming

[kindred burrow]

I can't wait for TD To crash as a bank

when every person can't afford to pay back their loans, and the bank defaults

Let's gooo

[storm stream]

not entirely... but I saw an interview with Kayak CEO and he said the engineers productivity is through the roof and he has no need to hire and train new grads

[kindred burrow]

I got the opportunity to talk to someone who was a CTO at a really big company, and I asked this similar question and he thinks that if your company thinks LLM's are such a huge burst of productivity, then the work you're doing is just very piss poor and not technically challenging

[fickle lotus]

Gotta take away that mfers kayak

[storm stream]

[kindred burrow]

And as a new grad, it's tough rn for sure, but I don't think you can really say that an LLM is like a huge reason behind why new grads aren't being hired

the fact of the matter is that they can hire big tech senior swe's

[storm stream]

not a huge reason

[kindred burrow]

at new grad salaries

because alot laid off people are desperate

and are willing to take pay cuts

that's why it's easy for companies to be like oh we want 2-3+ years of exp for a Swe 1 role

because the supply is HUGE

Like rn Vmware is going through an accquisiton with Broadcam, and iirc I saw some LinkedIn post where like a few thousand engineers won't get an offer

[storm stream]

they probably got replaced with gpt

[oblique crater]

half these companies are incompetent af it’s certainly not over

knowing how a computer and software works is infinitely useful even more so with LLMs you need to flow like water in this world ideally we all do amazingly technical, challenging yet satisfying work at large scales but reality is much scrapier

some of us will be centering divs, writing excel macros and circling back on shit in meetings till we’re retired and others will go on to do much more interesting work it’s just the way it is

now go enjoy your halloween weekend

half the banks are running on excel

well see about that

yeah excel especially

brother not just boomers, most zoomers dont know shit about shit

all they know is open tiktok and scrolling the settings page on mac will send them for a loop

test it out for yourself

[paper ether]

what position?

[weak gazelle]

Congrats on richer Wealthsimple

0

[paper ether]

did u interview/

[real storm]

tik tok vids caused all this pain

everyone and their mom went into swe

[oblique crater]

if you went into cs from a tiktok video you got filtered after the first hard C assignment

[dapper thorn]

Anyone who did C1 codesignal how long did it take for ur application status to change on their career site ?

Cuz mines been stuck on the assessment pending stage for like two weeks now 😞

[lapis tide]

i prefer ai booning

llm 🥵

[paper ether]

Rip, I was told at Kinaxis that because they don't use ATS they can't look at all the apps so urs just probs wasnt looked at, just unlucky

[stable ravine]

Thank you for your interest in BMO. We have carefully reviewed your application for the position of Developer (New or Recent Graduate), R230017187. After careful consideration of your skills and experiences, we have identified candidates whose qualifications more closely meet the requirements of this position and we have decided not to move forward with your candidacy at this time.

brah I literally have all the keywords on my resume

Idek what they want

4 yrs of faang intern exp, 4.gpa?

[hot rapids]

idk man I see a lot of multi-faang canada ppl getting rocked by the ng market, it's so unfortunate

[stable ravine]

I guess 95% of the ng(cs) would still be unemployed in Canada by the start of next year

[worldly ridge]

just became homeless january

[stable ravine]

;/

I'm

my uni won't fund me after I grad ;/

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fogle-mclovin-gif-7777330

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/fogel-gif-26556621

when my app passes screening

and I get a phone

[storm stream]

bruh if BMO rejected you then it's joever 😭

[stable ravine]

;/

bro I seriously don't know

[storm stream]

you need to be 4xfaang + hft to get BMO apparently

[oblique crater]

banks recruiting may be the worst in the world

[stable ravine]

no even Deloitte rejected me

idek what they are looking for

[stable ravine]

true

[storm stream]

😭

[stable ravine]

bmo app dont even have a referral section

[storm stream]

lmao

Canada dry af

[stable ravine]

last yrs a bunch of college students got into bmo

I had my hopes high

[stable ravine]

with 0 internship exp

straight into bmo swe with a diploma

idek how

[storm stream]

wtf

"scan this QR code"

banks are master time wasters

[stable ravine]

reach out to us on linkedin we'll love to connect with you

mfs ghost us then

[prime osprey]

lol yncn career fair in a nutshell

[stable ravine]

I go in for the free pizza and water bottles

If I don't seen any I'll back off

[wary tundra]

same

wtf do they want

[storm stream]

ex-Jane Street/HRT/2sig

[stable ravine]

they love diploma from humber college

with no work exp(valid ones)

and 0 projects

[wary tundra]

make it make sense ...

[real island]

Doomed

Coinbase OA when

[lucid loom]

legit seen about 3 ng openings for canada am i checking the wrong site or sm

[storm stream]

that's 3 more than what I've found

[lucid loom]

lol

i love how fucked we are

its terrific

[storm stream]

Canada turned out to be a scam

[lucid loom]

i mean the entire tech market globally is broken

so were fucked in any and all cases

[fickle lotus]

US is still better, I think most citizens there can find something if they're willing to move to some random state

[lucid loom]

oh for sure

it is what it is

time to make youtube videos

[fickle lotus]

JomaNut Tech

[eternal fossil]

dude

i got this after having AN INTERNAL REFERRAL

7 months of NON CO OP experience

2 of COOP experience

[stable ravine]

are you from humber tho?

[eternal fossil]

no

i sourced a referral

[stable ravine]

insta reject

[eternal fossil]

i HATE BANKS

[stable ravine]

I hate all the canadian comp

[eternal fossil]

me too

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-shocked-monkey-disappointed-disappointed-monkey-gif-25631537

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

[paper ether]

Yeah my friend rn has BMO, went to Carleton

only other exp was other bank QA

[hallow sapphire]

banks

are

werid

I stay away

rogers is hiring tho

spoke to the tech recruiter yesterday

[weak gazelle]

rogers is same tier as bank

[hallow sapphire]

that's what they told me and offered me an interview ¯_(ツ)_/¯

so idk man

maybe they haven't posted it externally yet

[vernal sigil]

Rogers L

Rogers no unit tests

[real island]

😯

[lapis tide]

ok mr 1000x faang

[real island]

💀

[lucid loom]

Shhhh don’t tell them

[turbid crater]

Anyone from Canada got Bloomberg oa or recruiter chat ?

[hallow sapphire]

ya

there's an OA?

[turbid crater]

Idk just asking

Damn when did you get it ?

[lapis tide]

No but i did get Unfortunately, we will not be proceeding with your application at this time.

[turbid crater]

When did you apply?

[hallow sapphire]

like 3-4 days after I applied

[hallow sapphire]

2 weeks ago

[turbid crater]

WTF that shit was out ?

[lucid loom]

Wait what

Bloomberg opened??

[turbid crater]

Omg

Im just as shocked

[lucid loom]

Since when bruh wtf

[turbid crater]

Where do y’all apply I can’t find it

[lapis tide]

Secret link

In process

[turbid crater]

Did y’all apply through a recruiter ?

Or website

[lapis tide]

Secret link in process

[fickle lotus]

ok mr 10000x faang

[lavish void]

Dead inside

[lapis tide]

#1152344267751174265 message

[turbid crater]

You’re my hero

[dark lintel]

What process

Oh it's US internship lol

too old for that

[candid oxide]

Ng has also been open

[dark lintel]

I need Canada ng that's why I'm in this channel

[candid oxide]

[lapis tide]

Process with a capital p

[dark lintel]

How much do BMO pay new grads?

Also is BMO ng closed?

[lapis tide]

when zon

@vernal sigil

[turbid crater]

Yo do you know if the new grad is out as well ?

[candid oxide]

been out since late august

[turbid crater]

Damn

You got the link?

[reef niche]

what does this mean? does this mean google is currently looking into my profile of all applications submitted?
since fall 2023 ended i suppose LOL

[ashen mason]

it means keep looking

[lapis tide]

wtf 1password want bro

time to stop using the product

[hallow urchin]

i think theey suck off loo students

i legit dm'd a uni alumni for reference and he was down, then he said the hiring manager targets specifc schools

[stable ravine]

how did your uni alumni get in then

[hallow sapphire]

1password rejected me T_T

[real island]

What schools do they target?

[weak gazelle]

Why would u even apply

Yea but he’s already at 10x better place

1password literally has ties with course at UofT
so students pay to work for them

[real island]

301?

[lapis tide]

That is insane

[real island]

Yo wtf I didn’t know that

[lapis tide]

Crudmaxxing

1p is ultimate crud

[weak gazelle]

Yea

[lapis tide]

How you know

[real island]

What’s the reqs to get 1pass 301 project?

Crud?

[weak gazelle]

Crud

yes

[weak gazelle]

I remember it was a company listed

[lapis tide]

brazy

[hallow urchin]

He's full-time

[stable ravine]

so they don't consider uni while hiring FTE?

🤔

fulfillment associate it is

[real island]

[analog current]

any1 here do embedded programming

ping me

plz

what the genuine fuck is this

movile dev is 41k

..........................

[whole canopy]

i dont think that is accurate lol

i made more as an ios intern in my first coop

[weak gazelle]

is that avg salary

aint no way

[analog current]

thats everywhere

not usd

[weak gazelle]

oh u mean worldwide

[analog current]

usd

[weak gazelle]

?

[analog current]

the first as al respondets

[weak gazelle]

this is in USD lol

[analog current]

the one i just sent is americans

in US

[weak gazelle]

yea so you mean worldwide and US

but both are in USD

[analog current]

yea

yea

[weak gazelle]

kekw

[analog current]

do uk embedded programming

hi are u a mobile dev

?

[weak gazelle]

yes

no im not mobile dev

[analog current]

is it hard? is pay good

what are u

[weak gazelle]

ive been interning and technically did embedded-ish programming in my first team at firefox

embedded-ish

@analog current

[analog current]

is it good pay

[weak gazelle]

yea

[analog current]

how is job market

[weak gazelle]

i mean lower level usually pays good

cuz it's more specialized

[stable ravine]

at canada?

[weak gazelle]

and you don't have to worry about saturation as much

[analog current]

yea

[stable ravine]

there isn't any right now

for new grads*

[weak gazelle]

its not good rn, for juniors

[analog current]

for embedded or in general

[analog current]

is that the same with mobile and web dev

[weak gazelle]

yea

[analog current]

or specifically embedded

[meager cairn]

do u have work exp related to embedded swe?

[stable ravine]

in general worse, for niche field woooooooooorssssee

[meager cairn]

if so, just look for work in the us

[weak gazelle]

in general, swe

[analog current]

i cant move to us

has to be canad

a

[meager cairn]

I wish you the best of luck.

[analog current]

why

[weak gazelle]

why

[analog current]

i gotta stay with parents

😦

(im arab)

(they wont go to us)

[stable ravine]

webdev>mobiledev>embedd in terms of job openings. but right now there isn't one for any

[meager cairn]

you're also detached from reality

[analog current]

why

[stable ravine]

yoel which year are you in at uni?

[analog current]

isnt the market for embedded only gonna get bigger?

as we need more ppl to program robots

[analog current]

second rn

[meager cairn]

With the rise of AI I think embedded swe will grow yes, but not for juniors

[stable ravine]

it mostly depends on interest rates

[meager cairn]

the issue is nobody really has to hire juniors

[analog current]

but front end can be ended from ai right

[meager cairn]

what does that have to do with anything

I just mean more ppl will have to build the hardware that AI will depend on

[analog current]

but thats for everyone not just embedded, like cyber is also hard for juniors but is amazing for any1 else

[weak gazelle]

@analog current no one's hiring juniors rn

in anything

[analog current]

ik

[meager cairn]

yea but embedded kinda has a larger barrier to entry

[stable ravine]

it's not hard mfs don't give ng a chance

only few lucky ppl get a way in

[analog current]

how

they need juniors

[stable ravine]

lucckkk

[analog current]

to make em seniors

are u saying this for cyber

or embedded

[meager cairn]

they'll obviously need juniors, just not many

[stable ravine]

I'll get cancelled here if I speak the truth xD

[analog current]

dm me?

just sayh

[stable ravine]

did

[weak gazelle]

what did he say

[analog current]

he sent me ":3"

[stable ravine]

the truth

[pallid reef]

slay

[stable ravine]

bchs

[analog current]

What the fuvk is devops

That shit isnt real

[fickle juniper]

https://aws.amazon.com/devops/what-is-devops/

[normal jetty]

I know so many people who have this logic, and they don’t understand that Canada supports the foreign policies that the US has. So u living in Canada is being complicit with what the US does, so that logic of “Im going to live in Canada and not US bc I don’t support US foreign policy” doesn’t even work either

[twin harness]

Anyone getting offers for ng here?

[tight gale]

No

Canada is

[twin harness]

shit is honestly depressing, there are no posts to even apply to :/

[stable ravine]

is there even any to apply?

[analog current]

What?

[analog current]

I was saying mu parents dont wanna move to america nothing to do with foreign policy

And canada isnt the same as the us in terms of foreign policy

Canada didnt invade iraq

Canada doesnt do as much bad shit as america

[pallid reef]

canada’s chillin

i haven’t applied to a job in a week or two

cause there’s nothing to apply for

[analog current]

lmao

yea

our gov needs to invest more in tech

is job market in canada that much worse

iu thought less jobs but less competition

[meager cairn]

.

[analog current]

explain that

u said that and then didnt elaborate

[echo latch]

January

[pallid reef]

[normal jetty]

They still supported the iraq invasion militarily

[analog current]

true

but still

[dark lintel]

trying hard to get return offer now

[analog current]

is there a site i can see job amrket for each section in tech

like

[dark lintel]

no

[analog current]

"mobile dev" "front end web dev" "backend web dev" "devops" "site reliability"

"qa"

oh

[dark lintel]

oh maybe stackoverflow research

[normal jetty]

Ireland is probably the best ‘western ‘ country for people who don’t like USA shenanigans

[dark lintel]

their annual poll shows some stats like that

[analog current]

sure but i cant go there lol

[analog current]

is it reliable

canadian gov has shit

but idk how trusdt worthy it is

[normal jetty]

Honestly it doesn’t matter which country we live in cuz will make 0 impact anyways so it doesn’t matter

That’s why I wanna go to theUS

[dark lintel]

it is as reliable as it get as an online poll

[normal jetty]

And make big bucks

[dark lintel]

idk interesting, never looked into those

[teal remnant]

Market trash for swe 🥹

[analog current]

true but

[teal remnant]

Is it too late for s24 intern 😭

[analog current]

for a better job

its not worth it for me

money isnt THAT important for me to pay taxes to us gov

[analog current]

it will get better in 5 years right

[real island]

Summer or spring ?

[dark lintel]

should be getting better any day now

could be tomorrow

[teal remnant]

Summer

[real island]

It’s early in Canada dw

Prepare for January

[teal remnant]

I thought November was the right time

[analog current]

?

[real island]

Possibly

Most companies I know release in Jan

Nov - Jan/Feb prob

[teal remnant]

Did you find anything for summer yet

[real island]

Nope

[lapis tide]

😔

[teal remnant]

😔

[analog current]

is site reliability a good job

it pays alot

[teal remnant]

Thoughts on strategy intern @real island

[real island]

Depends on job description

[teal remnant]

Should I apply outside swe?

[real island]

Sure but try to keep it relevant to CS jobs

Like QA, DS etc

[teal remnant]

I have prev swe intern exp bro still not getting response 🥲

[weak gazelle]

its good

[analog current]

are u site reliability

[real island]

Trust it’s still really early in Canada

[weak gazelle]

no

[analog current]

man whats ur job

[weak gazelle]

i told you yesterday

[teal remnant]

[analog current]

no

[weak gazelle]

tf

[hallow sapphire]

^

[analog current]

what is it

[weak gazelle]

i've still not graduated but swe

[normal jetty]

Swe at Firefox

[analog current]

what is swe

mobile dev

front end

back end

[normal jetty]

Rust

[analog current]

site realiability

qa

[weak gazelle]

full stack

back end

systems

[lapis tide]

[real island]

💀💀💀💀

Wealthsimple or nothing in January

[normal jetty]

I’m above Wealthsimple

[real island]

Wealthsimple resume screen is the hardest shit ever

[normal jetty]

Fr

[lapis tide]

ok mr lockheed

[analog current]

is embedded programming a good job

[real island]

Yes

[analog current]

pays alot plus lots of jobs right

[lapis tide]

ok mr ibm

[analog current]

u do embedded?

[normal jetty]

Yes from here now

[analog current]

ur pfp is so cute

[normal jetty]

Cali or bust

[real island]

Nah but it’s good

[normal jetty]

Recruiters don’t know what Wealthsimple is

[real island]

Lmaooo

[analog current]

is there alot of jobs

compared to web dev

[real island]

I’d say so yeah

[lapis tide]

in my mind ws is up there

idk

[normal jetty]

Wealthsimple is goated af

[real island]

Lots of companies do embedded

[weak gazelle]

wealthsimple...

bro

[dark lintel]

How much is WS tc for ng

[weak gazelle]

you can''t get WS with experience

it's not possible

[analog current]

how can i see job opportunityes for canada

compared to others

[real island]

LMAOOO fax

[analog current]

wym

how do they huire ppl then

[candid oxide]

like 100k

[normal jetty]

I heard if u email the ws recruiter u have a good chance

[real island]

search up the jobs on LinkedIn ig

[dark lintel]

[analog current]

\no site to do tat

[weak gazelle]

its as rng as it gets

[analog current]

whats rng

[weak gazelle]

except it hurts you if you have a lot of experience

[lapis tide]

[weak gazelle]

rng

[analog current]

yea

[real island]

Camp counselor -> WS

[lapis tide]

rigged new grad

[analog current]

oh

why tho lol

[weak gazelle]

bootcamp grad (in marketing) -> WS SWE

[analog current]

they need mobile devs right

[real island]

🤣🤣🤣

Fax

[lapis tide]

their app feels like react native idk

[real island]

Any non CS person -> WS

[analog current]

why would they do that

[lapis tide]

just got that react native vibe to it

[normal jetty]

IMO ws not worth it cuz if u have decent name Canadian stuff , u will pass the screen for bigN in US

[weak gazelle]

have you ever noticed how wrong the WS dashboard is

liek always

[lapis tide]

no

yeah

[real island]

Wym

[analog current]

\

[lapis tide]

i knew it

[analog current]

ima buy udemy courses

and none of u guys can stop me

[dark lintel]

@analog current are you looking for intern or ng?

[normal jetty]

Isn’t wealth simple backend Ruby on Rails

[real island]

Ye

[lapis tide]

i encourage it

[lapis tide]

ok crossing off ws from the list

[analog current]

why

[real island]

You can find their stack on job postings

[lapis tide]

ok

[analog current]

why does dart pay so low

[lapis tide]

tf is dart

[analog current]

mobile programming language

[lapis tide]

who writing dart lmao

[weak gazelle]

intuit

[real island]

[weak gazelle]

i wanna do that at IBM

[dark lintel]

Don't trust too much on how much those tech stack get paid lol

[fast pond]

Still no amazon oa's sent out for summer 2024?

[analog current]

is udemy good, edx or coursera

[lapis tide]

for what

[analog current]

learning shit

[lapis tide]

is ebay or amazon or the mall good for buying shit

[teal remnant]

Yes

[lapis tide]

thank you

[teal remnant]

Your welcome

[real island]

Hardware Developer @ IBM

[teal remnant]

🤣

[analog current]

what does this even mean

[weak gazelle]

it depends on the course

and yes it is good

obviously cuz it's a learning platform

[analog current]

which

to laern embedded

devops

site realiabiltiy

i have no clue what to do

[weak gazelle]

what year are you

[lapis tide]

2023

[analog current]

second year

first sem

[analog current]

😐

[lapis tide]

its not terrible

but you intuitively know

my bad

[analog current]

lol

inverse j is working well for me

[lapis tide]

apple enjoyer

[normal jetty]

Endorse me on LinkedIn

For the skills section

Pls

[lapis tide]

When things were looking up

[analog current]

would u guys suggest u kearn a language like mandarin/hindi to be able to watch more youtube vids

on coding?

[weak gazelle]

bruh

[hallow sapphire]

brah

[worldly ridge]

yes

[candid oxide]

cant work at these companies without being able to get security clearance

[analog current]

What

So many vids are in those languages

I feel im missing out

Plus learning a language is good for brain

[hallow sapphire]

I mean

there's way more you can do

[analog current]

Why say "brah"

[hallow sapphire]

than to learn a language to understand agos better

cause it seems like trying to drive a car while sittingn backwards

your goal is to understand coding more

[analog current]

What languages

[hallow sapphire]

yet you're trying to do it through a completely different means

[analog current]

Which languages

[hallow sapphire]

when there's resources out there in the language we speak nw

[analog current]

Ik canadian and im learnin arabic rn

[hallow sapphire]

...

what's canadian

[analog current]

Wyn

[analog current]

A language dumbass

[real island]

Bro said Canadian is a language

💀

[dark lintel]

man trolling hard

[real island]

Fr

[hallow sapphire]

ya...

It's a troll

[analog current]

Guys my face it asymetrical as fuck

[real island]

Lmaoo he been trolling in here

[analog current]

When going to a job interview should i wear makeup

[hallow sapphire]

@real island I like to assume the best from people

yknow

[analog current]

Ive been mewing and shit

[real island]

True true

[analog current]

And i sleep with out a pillow but devloped breathinf problems

Qill this help in gettinf a job

[real island]

Real

[stable ravine]

depends on which interview

tech interview no

male stripper yes

https://www.trueup.io/job-trend

[analog current]

this is the reddit comments on my post for looksmaxxing

look at this shit

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[analog current]

it affects my chances of getting a gf/wife

will it fuck up my chances of getting a job

[stable ravine]

share link xD

post it on r/roast

[analog current]

...

ur gonna make fun

[analog current]

tf

why

[stable ravine]

.

[analog current]

i asked for hel

should i mew

chew

do u squintmax @stable ravine

[stable ravine]

they'll help you too

Nope I don't think so, unless it's under NATO.

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/superbad-mclovin-no-nope-headshake-gif-5358777

[mint gorge]

over for romerocels

[slender bear]

if anyone is interviewing at okta, dm me

[lapis tide]

principal front end

[placid dawn]

meta working like shit lately

[grave quest]

@stable ravine how was Sanofi oa or interview

[real island]

💀💀💀

What’s the company

Name and shame

[stable ravine]

interview? ; oa was standard codesignal

[real island]

Yikes

[grave quest]

ik

[stable ravine]

did you get an interview btw?

mr x1000 FAANG?

[grave quest]

nah I already work there, I was asking since a few ppl had interviews and I remembered u talked about it

[stable ravine]

I applied for SWE.

Last time when I checked reddit, ppl who applied for data roles were getting interview

[grave quest]

that role was something else

[stable ravine]

wdym?

it's mlops right?

[grave quest]

perhaps

Idk if I can

[stable ravine]

apps already close

[analog current]

Checj this shit out

I made it

[stable ravine]

[eternal fossil]

who remembers shaquille oatmeal

[oblique crater]

i’m sad i didn’t add him before the ban hammer

[analog current]

Why he get banned

[eternal fossil]

why tf did i get told by my friend who is a landlord that their tenant did a diploma at humber and got a job at priceline giving out 120k/yr

like apparently she said only 3-4 people applied for the job when priceline came to humber for their fair

is this the strat???? go to college job fairs with a uni degree??

[stable ravine]

most of the time they won't allow outsiders

[candid oxide]

He’s having a meltdown everyday in the csmajors discord

[eternal fossil]

On god ???

[candid oxide]

look in new grad # general channel

[fickle juniper]

OGs remember shaquile oatmeal

[eternal fossil]

Only OGs

No

[eternal fossil]

Oh he’s hitting the NAE NAE in there

[echo latch]

Dang he still around

I remember those days

Well I remember the name idk what he was (in)famous for

[normal jetty]

💀

[raw ocean]

does oatmeal have a job yet

[oblique quiver]

GL all @ windsor site

[gloomy nymph]

I got asked to do the NAE NAE to enter a party

[hot rapids]

Lol damn joined that disc just to see oatmeal’s dooming

[real island]

Damn I read what he said yesterday and

[real island]

Anyone hear back from auto desk backend summer internship?