canada

[arctic token]

😂

[timid tartan]

Where are new grad jobs

[teal remnant]

Bmo hiring new grad

[timid tartan]

Fr?

[teal remnant]

Yeah

[timid tartan]

Nah I don't see anything

[teal remnant]

https://ca.talent.com/view?id=f6793ad2f0ad&utm_campaign=google_jobs_apply&utm_source=google_jobs_apply&utm_medium=organic

[lapis tide]

where are intern jobs

[teal remnant]

I saw it on linkdin few days ago

[timid tartan]

Wtf it's already closed

LMFAO

Bruhhhhh

[teal remnant]

Yeah probably

@timid tartan what do you think of strategy consulting

[timid tartan]

Ig I'm just gonna beg on the street

[timid tartan]

I'm trying to get into that but I haven't really heard back anything for that position so far

[teal remnant]

Better than dev ?

[timid tartan]

In terms of the salary in Canada? No

[teal remnant]

Same that what I think too

Maybe good after mba

[timid tartan]

Too expensive lmfao

[teal remnant]

At uoft

Go to loo

[sleek meteor]

I just checked my bmo status since i saw this convo

said pending

5mins later i got a rejection

💀

[bronze raptor]

How hard is finding a internship this year

[lapis tide]

1

[vernal sigil]

0

[bronze raptor]

I been applying to 100+ and basically got no response

[lapis tide]

only if zon hiring

[vernal sigil]

zon not hiring

[lapis tide]

zon better start hiring soon

[timid tartan]

That's expected

[bronze raptor]

Yea I have to apply more

Does Google Step hire a lot from Canada

[fickle lotus]

I got an email saying my resume's under review and got rejected a day later

[lapis tide]

we need fiend back here

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[drifting shore]

rookie number

[honest tulip]

Has anyone done the 1password interview

They say no coding

I guess it’s multiple rounds?

[lapis tide]

congrats on 1password

[timid tartan]

I don't lmfao

[timid tartan]

Did it last year for internship: no, only 1 round with HM and no technical indeed

Don't ask me why bcs I have no idea lmfao that's just how they run their recruitment process

[lapis tide]

why

[timid tartan]

[teal remnant]

Tf

[teal remnant]

They only take uoft kids

[honest tulip]

What do they ask

Just resume grill?

Trivia?

[real island]

Process Channel people got offer

[honest tulip]

Wtf r they gonna ask for 45 minutes

[real island]

But it’s for winter

[real island]

I had a 1h non coding interview it’s possible lol

Resume grill prob

Behavioural

[honest tulip]

I’d rather have lc

[real island]

Nah fuck that lmao

If you can act like a normal person those interviews are so easy

The 6th of October

Just search it

[timid tartan]

No lmao they actually have a huge bias towards Loo students

[real island]

Bruh

It’s not late in Canada 💀

Still hella early

[analog current]

Did one a couple of months back

1 45 min behavioural

And I don’t go to uoft or loo

[drifting panther]

anyone interview at sanctuary AI before?

[turbid crater]

Is it behavioural ? Or just some quick technical question?

[paper ether]

woohoo rbc offer

[turbid crater]

Letsss goooo

For winter ?

[turbid crater]

?

[fickle lotus]

Ng?

[teal remnant]

@real island any new jobs

[paper ether]

Amplify

[turbid crater]

Who has experience with bank tech here ?

[lapis tide]

liteyear soon

[paper ether]

real

[stable ravine]

where ng jobs

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-tommen-jumps-out-of-window-done-gif-7148617

[turbid crater]

Anyone here did the okta interview?

I have a friend who’s taking it soon

Swe

Or even business technology

^

Did you do it before ?

[stable ravine]

is that even a role? BI?

[turbid crater]

True it’s not a role it’s a whole department that works with internal tools

[stable ravine]

is it for intern or ng?

[turbid crater]

Intern

[magic perch]

Real

[real island]

Idt

[real island]

Wtfff

Swe intern?

When did they apply?

[turbid crater]

No clue

I heard some people with phones but he’s the first with interview that I know of

[worldly ridge]

Maybe January :l

https://tenor.com/view/winter-is-coming-jon-snow-game-of-thrones-got-gif-16908557

[timid tartan]

Both but the technical is more like based on ur resume

[timid tartan]

I thought that's when NG recruiting wraps up lmfao

[pseudo storm]

anyone know how long it takes to hear back after stripe team screen

gg 2 weeks of angst for me

[wheat comet]

mind if i dm ?

[pseudo storm]

@analog current did you do team screen?

[wheat comet]

have a few questions

[prime cedar]

few hours - few days

not longer

[pseudo storm]

Thanks for the info! How far in the process are you?

[paper ether]

go ahead

[hallow sapphire]

ye

they ask mediums

got asked a custom string perumation question

and I just blanked the fuck out

for other reasons

[real mason]

i interviewed at sanctuary ai last year they asked me a lc hard lol

this is what they asked me: https://leetcode.com/problems/minimum-number-of-refueling-stops/

had never seen it before

[lapis tide]

Figma matching on ripplematch is the goofiest shit I’ve seen

[hallow sapphire]

brah

wtf

same

[dapper thorn]

anyone interview with Arista before?

[real mason]

I didn't even know it was guna be a LC type question cause the recruiter told me to study shit about logical and maintainable code lol

[hallow sapphire]

same LOL

[real mason]

rofl

[hallow sapphire]

I know a few people

I was like

this is going to be easy af

then basically got asked to grow a child in a test tube

lolw hat

[real mason]

I got a debug question,OS questions, routing questions and LC, didn't pass the first round

[dapper thorn]

ah shit, recruiter reached out to me for a call on monday so we'll see how that goes first

[dapper thorn]

thanks, was this for the network engineer role?

[real mason]

for software engineer, and was being considered for multiple teams

[fickle lotus]

should've told them to refuel deez nuts

[mint gorge]

you too eh

[dark wren]

this is the same ques in my algorithms assignment last week loll

[hallow sapphire]

lol u interviewed with them too?

[mint gorge]

nah my fren

[hallow sapphire]

ooof

[drifting panther]

How much do they pay for answering these kinda questions lmao

[hallow sapphire]

ng is 88k usd in vancouver

one of the most expensive cities in the world

[drifting panther]

Do u know for interns?

[real island]

Is this DP?

[real mason]

I think DP for non optimal, heap for optimal

[reef niche]

Has anyone done the 1password interview

[real island]

Damn 🥲

I forgot about heaps

[drifting shore]

pq

[paper ether]

how to negotiate offer?

[barren sinew]

Never ever tell them a salary expectation unless it's way above the normal

[paper ether]

They just gave me an hourly in the offer

@barren sinew

but im wanting a little more because Toronto is an expensive city

[barren sinew]

Oh forgot you were talking about coop. Negotiating can be hard but no harm in asking politely

[placid dawn]

[stable ravine]

@placid dawn where job bro

[placid dawn]

cant remember

[stable ravine]

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3743796923

[vivid fiber]

I got a skipthedishes sweater from an eng event lol

[spice herald]

I swear no one in here said they got

[timid tartan]

Where’s new grad jobs 😭

[lapis tide]

wheres anything

[candid lance]

Anyone got 1password interview? Build and release team

Anyone also have the job posting of it? I don’t know what that team requires😭😭

[timid tartan]

Imagine getting an interview

[real island]

Lmao fax

Bro thinks we getting interviews

[real island]

Ask your recruiter lmao

[timid tartan]

I wish I was that cracked

[stone osprey]

Is TikTok OA auto?

[timid tartan]

Yes

[stone osprey]

🥲

I too want to die now

[timid tartan]

LMFAOOOO

I'm tired of this life already

[real island]

No

But it’s super easy resume screen

[lapis tide]

time to apply

[timid tartan]

I mean I got resume rejected so..

[lapis tide]

ok mr 10x faang

[timid tartan]

Not good enough for tiktok

Need 10x HFT to pass the screen

[worldly ridge]

are u getting finals form ur interview process @timid tartan

[lapis tide]

name 10 hfts

[worldly ridge]

10x Citadel

[timid tartan]

^

Or 10x JS

[timid tartan]

Ye did hubspot final yesterday lol

[worldly ridge]

hope you get the offer

[timid tartan]

Gonna do coinbase final in less than 2 weeks

[worldly ridge]

oh they made u re interview?

[timid tartan]

[timid tartan]

Yea unfortunately LOL

[lapis tide]

congrats on coinbase

[formal prism]

this is through my school's coop

[timid tartan]

[worldly ridge]

congrats on hubspot

[timid tartan]

Mf

[lapis tide]

hubspot phone so goofy

[timid tartan]

Yea you had to be a hubspot simp to pass that

[lapis tide]

i tried bro

didnt work

[real island]

Oh might be harder for NG?

Ik intern lots of people got it

[timid tartan]

I memorized a 4-paragraph essay to prep for "why hubspot"

LMFAO

[echo latch]

Congrats on hubspot offer

[real island]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[echo latch]

Congrats on Nvidia offer

[worldly ridge]

Congrats on Citadel offer

[lapis tide]

congrats on duck duck go

[real island]

Congrats on Google offer

[timid tartan]

I was that desperate LOL

[worldly ridge]

@real island Congrats on Mindgeek offer

[real island]

💀💀💀💀💀

[timid tartan]

@real island

Congrats on NVIDIA offer @real island

[worldly ridge]

yall are cracked here

[timid tartan]

Referral pls

[real island]

😭😭😭😭

[timid tartan]

Ikr

[real island]

Yall are about to get me 100 DMs

[real island]

🪞

[timid tartan]

Y'all pls teach me ur ways

[worldly ridge]

💀

[timid tartan]

Help a noob pls

[real island]

Bro acting like he ain’t cracked himself

[timid tartan]

[lapis tide]

crudmaxxer

[real island]

The only other person I know who interned at Coinbase was cracked asf

[timid tartan]

NVIDIA >>> everything else

[timid tartan]

Tbh my batch was all cracked except me

[real island]

Brehhhhh

[timid tartan]

One guy went to Google and Citadel after CB at that time

[lapis tide]

ok bud

[timid tartan]

[real island]

Ain’t no way all students in your cohort is cracked asf

Some people don’t care about industry

[timid tartan]

Maybe not 100% but the majority yeah lol

[real island]

Breh

[timid tartan]

You know that popular guy who has like 6 (or I think more) FAANG+ internships? That guy was also in my batch

[echo latch]

Chimi?

[timid tartan]

Yeye

LOL

[real island]

Wait what popular guy

[timid tartan]

I didn't wanna say his name lmfao

[lapis tide]

why not

[timid tartan]

Just didn't want to

[real island]

He has a YouTube or Sumn?

[real island]

How he famous

[echo latch]

lol he’s in the server too

[timid tartan]

Ik lol

[real island]

Breh

[timid tartan]

LMFAO nah

[echo latch]

We’re fellow google team match doomers

[real island]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[echo latch]

Everyone knows him so there’s nothing to hide

[worldly ridge]

I mentored Chimi

[timid tartan]

That's literally my batch bruh

[real island]

Become the new Joma Tech

🙏

I forgot about that guy until rn lmao

[timid tartan]

Lmfao

But yea who else hmmm

[real island]

chimichanda this him?

[timid tartan]

LOL yes

[real island]

LMAOOO

Wait is he the guy who does twitch streams?

Or is that someone else

[echo latch]

no

he j did a lot of internships

[real island]

Oh damn

Must seek tips

[lapis tide]

how do you do lots of internships

[real island]

Real

[echo latch]

He first became famous for failing Apple 7 times and then getting offer after messaging 50 Apple EMs

[lapis tide]

the fuck

[real island]

50????

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I don’t even know 1

[timid tartan]

Do both school + internship

[lapis tide]

now is a bad time to start doing that

[timid tartan]

Ye too late

LOL

Well not really

You're still young

[real island]

Ngl I fucked up cuz I was dumb my first 2 years of undergrad 🥲

Only focused on academics

I regret that now

[timid tartan]

Same

100%

Lol

[real island]

Breh you got co-ops tho

[lapis tide]

now what if you focused on getting some bitches

[real island]

I didn’t even apply to any

My first 2 years

🥲

[timid tartan]

That doesn't matter

Career >>> everything else

[real island]

😔

[timid tartan]

Bitches won't feed you

Money does

No

[lapis tide]

how do i get apple to whisper in my ear

[echo latch]

yes

[real island]

How the hell do you get Apple interview

Need tips

[timid tartan]

I interviewed at Apple once and I got LC hard

[echo latch]

Apple is rng

[lapis tide]

isnt everything

[timid tartan]

Totally bombed it

[echo latch]

But yes it’s unlikely you’ll get a hard every time

[real island]

Honestly this whole career is rng

[echo latch]

FB amzn isn’t

[lapis tide]

isnt it totally and entirely team dependent

[timid tartan]

Luck tbh

[lapis tide]

@vernal sigil zon hiring?

[timid tartan]

Recruiting is full of randomness

[real island]

Yeah fax

[turbid island]

@real island U GOT NVIDIA OFFER

HOLY

[real island]

Yeo chill not yet 😭😭

[timid tartan]

CONGRATS

YO

[lapis tide]

@real island congrats on nvidia

[turbid island]

nah

[real island]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro

[turbid island]

im ff

[timid tartan]

@real island congrats

Bruhhhh where's the party

Wtf

Gotta invite the whole server bruh

[real island]

I’m getting rejected fr

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[timid tartan]

Nah bruh we're manifesting ur offer

Just don't forget that you gotta refer the whole server after that

[real island]

True true lmao

That’s the least I can do

🙏🙏

[timid tartan]

Well you can also share ur salary

[turbid island]

you can also share us ur netflix and dplus

[lapis tide]

@real island congrats on jane street

[timid tartan]

Wth is dplus

[timid tartan]

Mf getting all the offers on earth

Smh too cracked

[turbid island]

disney plus i just made some abbreviation LOL

[timid tartan]

Oh

[turbid island]

good night guys

[real island]

LMAO

[real island]

😭😭😭😭😭

[dark wren]

has anyone done the tiktok oa before?

[real island]

Ye

[broken whale]

bro

tik tok tuff

[real island]

Honestly I coulda finished the OA but I had a small sql bug and forgot some DS&A

Questions weren’t terrible tho imo

[lapis tide]

[dark wren]

@real island pls check dm

[real island]

Bet bet

[timid tartan]

That’s bcs you’re cracked

[hallow sapphire]

I wish I could be as smart as a pokemon

[real island]

Nah chill 😭😭😭 all I did was finish algorithms

And I did bad in it

[hallow sapphire]

Goat

[real island]

My algorithms prof does a lot of research in algorithms so you can imagine how hard that class was lmao

I did do bad but I did learn a lot I suppose

[fickle lotus]

I wonder how hard algorithms is at CMU, MIT, etc

[mint gorge]

congrats on Nvidia

[lapis tide]

congrats on nvidia

[lapis tide]

you can do the course and find out

[real island]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lapis tide]

whos we

[teal remnant]

Uoft

[timid tartan]

Wait who’s ur prof

👀

[lapis tide]

john algorithm

[sleek meteor]

r u york

[sleek meteor]

Have u had Andranik 💀

princeton prince

He’s my goat

Made an announcement basically telling half the class to switch majors

I should’ve listened fr

Graduated

[weak gazelle]

Congrats on Jane street

[tall pawn]

how is cloud developer or cloud consulting for a coop opportunity (8 months) ? pay is 25.52

[analog current]

john algorithm

[analog current]

What school do you go to for 8 months, im not sure if you should take it if it’s that long

If you value diversity in your coops

[lapis tide]

common pey hater

[analog current]

😭 I did not take my uoft offer

Nothing against uoft, just idk about taking that for 8 months

[weak gazelle]

No

[tall pawn]

uwaterloo

[lapis tide]

whos the company

[analog current]

🤝

[tall pawn]

dont wanna disclose but a large it consulting + government

[analog current]

Is the pay in cad or usd

[tall pawn]

cad. dont really care about pay as ill be living with parents so really saving anything i earn

[analog current]

If you feel comfortable, it’s up to you. But I would look for competing offers

Being off school for 8 months does sound nice lmfao

[tall pawn]

but like doing a cloud/devops role wont damage my future prospects right?

[analog current]

No, you should look for a cloud team though after

But that might force you into something you don’t like

[tall pawn]

true. previous coop was mern stack development but honestly hated every single day of having to do react and fix rendering bs

[analog current]

real

[real island]

😭😭😭😭😭

Bro is not about that CRUD life

[lapis tide]

skill issue

my theory is that the crud haters here suck at crud

[mint gorge]

🇨 🇷 🇺 🇩

[timid tartan]

Nah CRUD does suck if it's really just pure CRUD lol

[lapis tide]

ok but it never is is it

[timid tartan]

If it's a small company then it might be the case...

[vivid fiber]

Depends on the scale of the company, and what your role is

For ex, if you're working on internal tools then most likely you're doing CRUD

[lapis tide]

ok mr 20x faang

[timid tartan]

Bro what

[vivid fiber]

What is dat?

[lapis tide]

some coorp that makes tools for making internal tools

[vivid fiber]

Sounds like a dumb company lol

[lapis tide]

😳

[weak gazelle]

Senior Staff

[lapis tide]

@weak gazelle is oe'ing jane street and mozilla

[placid dawn]

hows usa job market. ima apply for green card Lottery

🙏

[lapis tide]

why would you go to jane street when you've got mozilla

[weak gazelle]

Cuz Jane street pay of 12 weeks > Mozilla 16 months pay

[lapis tide]

Incorrect

[weak gazelle]

Jane street 12 weeks = 5x12 = 60k USD = 90k CAD
Bonus would make it more than 100k

which is 95th percentile NG SWE salary in Canada

lol

[vivid fiber]

Not a mod

Idk wat ur talkin abt

[weak gazelle]

[vivid fiber]

I hav a bot role tho

[stable ravine]

p sure better than canadian

[lapis tide]

learn to love it

[hallow sapphire]

ngl

I don't think salesforce is hirin

I haven't seen anyone

get an interview for them at all yet

or oa

[real island]

[stable ravine]

canada when

-1000%

[real island]

We can afford housing soon?

[stable ravine]

it's for usa

[real island]

😔

Need house in Canada

[stable ravine]

;!

[pallid reef]

@weak gazelle how u feelin g

and hi

[timid tartan]

There’s no way we can ever afford a house in Toronto

Even 300k TC is never gonna be enough lmfao

[tight gale]

Bro at 300k you need 6 roommates and eat ramen to survive

[real island]

😔😔

[timid tartan]

Exactly

[real island]

Guess it’s Calgary or the states fr

[timid tartan]

Welcome to 🇨🇦

[real island]

🥲

[timid tartan]

Yeah time to move to Calgary bruh

The only solution

😭

[teal remnant]

Working remote from Calgary ?

[timid tartan]

Yes

I’m gonna do that lmao

[teal remnant]

Fly when going inperson ?

[timid tartan]

At least that’s the plan

[timid tartan]

No, get a full remote job

[teal remnant]

I know someone from aws who flew from Toronto to van for inperson

[timid tartan]

💀💀💀💀

[teal remnant]

But he was like inperson once a month

[timid tartan]

Nah might as well get a full remote job

[real island]

Breh

[tight gale]

I know someone who got promoted to senior 400k and he cried because he could afford to move out

Bro it's hard out there

[real island]

😭😭😭😭😭

Fml

[teal remnant]

💀💀💀💀

[real island]

States it is

Texas 🤝

[timid tartan]

😂😂😂😂😂

[real island]

Oh wait

I read that wrong

[timid tartan]

Congrats on NVIDIA US

[real island]

💀💀💀💀

[teal remnant]

What about people with 80k new grad

[real island]

This is acc the goal fr

[timid tartan]

They’re on the street now

[teal remnant]

🤣

[timid tartan]

Wdym the goal

[teal remnant]

Ain’t no way

[timid tartan]

You already have the offer

[teal remnant]

Sell the stocks and buy a mansion

[real island]

😭😭😭

I wish

Yo how do stocks work even for your salary

Like if you’re given 100k stocks

Can you just sell it?

[timid tartan]

Bro you’d better be an NBA player to even afford a 2 bedroom in Toronto

Otherwise goodluck

If Lebron comes here then he’ll probably only get a condo

[real island]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Time to move to Saskatchewan

[timid tartan]

Yeah sure

In your dream

[timid tartan]

Is it cheaper than Calgary?

[real island]

I’d assume so but could be close

Rip ever living in the GTA

[timid tartan]

Now that I think about it, the GTA abbrevation makes sense bcs we’re all constantly robbed by the living cost in this area

[lapis tide]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[real island]

😭😭😭😭

[lapis tide]

ok mr 30x faang

[tight gale]

Any jobs canada

[meager cairn]

https://careers.yvr.ca/job/-/-/38253/56052822016?source=Other (Please Specify Below)

[timid tartan]

Wtf recruiter gets paid 80k????

[teal remnant]

That’s like most new grad dev

[proud bronze]

anyone get moved to manulife final onsite for toronto ng? only saw one in #2024_grad_process

[timid tartan]

And that’s only the ones which are above the avg

This is TTC and the position is recruiter

[real island]

Recruiters get paid pretty good tbh

[vernal sigil]

my zon recruiter gets paid 250k usd

[teal remnant]

@vernal sigil is zon hiring

Where zon oa

[vernal sigil]

Ye

[teal remnant]

Fr

[vernal sigil]

If u didnt get oa yet it means reject

[teal remnant]

[lapis tide]

zon not hiring

[teal remnant]

Anyone got zon oa for Canada yet ?

[cobalt pawn]

Yea

[real island]

SWE -> Recruiter fr

[stable ravine]

skills for recruiter?

[mint gorge]

not doing your work

[real island]

😂😂😂😂

[stable ravine]

[earnest mortar]

your time is also robbed via the traffic

basically wasting both time and money to be closer to dt

like on a saturday 2pm, you wanna go anywhere via the highway? heavy traffic both ways, and a lot of traffic on every road too

[earnest mortar]

like? ive been to several US states never encountered traffic like this

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-orange-kanna-ohayo-kanna-eating-kanna-good-morning-gif-25009690

stop job searhcing

ur in japan

[timid tartan]

I can't relate to this bcs I don't even have time to go out lmfao

[lapis tide]

ok mr 40x faang

[timid tartan]

I'm just at home 99% of the time

[timid tartan]

[earnest mortar]

LOLLL IKR

Literally the one time i step outside to grab coffee

There’s traffic

Okay LA and NYC might beat toronto but all im saying is toronto’s traffic is hella bad as it is

[sleek meteor]

NYC might be bad but atleast their transit is better

[weak gazelle]

But NYC salaries are 🥜

Where’s Bangalore

where’s any Indian city

[echo latch]

[lapis tide]

they are sparsely populated

[real island]

Wall Street:

[weak gazelle]

🥜

[earnest mortar]

wdym lool they're more than ontario for sure

[weak gazelle]

Yes but I didn’t compare to Ontario

[earnest mortar]

oh

[mild aurora]

Toronto salaries fucking shit the worst American city is better than the best Canadian city

[earnest mortar]

this tbh

[vernal sigil]

🥜

[weak gazelle]

yes but u can barely afford anything with that

like a house is 5 million

or smth

🥜

[paper ether]

well people dont really buy in NYC

just like buying in toronto is a pipedream

[weak gazelle]

so u agree that nyc salaries are 🥜 ?

[paper ether]

well no

because its impossible to buy for just about anyone

[lapis tide]

@weak gazelle congrats on jane street

[vernal sigil]

23k cad/mo for ng 🥜 lol

[weak gazelle]

i cant tell if ur being sarcastic or not

like no way u think that's a good salary lol

[vernal sigil]

Ye fr that’s below poverty line

I need at least 50k/mo

[vivid fiber]

@weak gazelle what r u talkin abt

How is dat not a good salary

[weak gazelle]

refer to what @vernal sigil says

you need at least 50k a month

[vivid fiber]

You'd be makin wel abov median wage in nyc

[weak gazelle]

to call it a good salary

[vivid fiber]

Bruh r u trollin?

[vernal sigil]

Ye if u make under 50k a month you’re a loser

[weak gazelle]

wdym

[vernal sigil]

Can’t afford the $1 slices of pizza

[meager cairn]

if u make less than 50k u cant feed urself

gotta sleep on the road

[vivid fiber]

U would consider 600k a yr "good"

Thats insane lol

[weak gazelle]

yea

[meager cairn]

mhm yes that is adequate.

[weak gazelle]

true

still can't afford a house tho

so i'd call it decdent

decent

not good

[vernal sigil]

600k minimum i would take for ng nyc

[vernal sigil]

I think he’s thinking in rupees instead of usd

[weak gazelle]

what's that

[vivid fiber]

Ohhhh

[meager cairn]

bro can afford nitro so i alr know he must be making bank

[vivid fiber]

That makes sense

[weak gazelle]

no lol I'm talking about USD

tf

[simple python]

🤣

[vivid fiber]

U need 2 make at least 25k a month to rationalize Nitro

[weak gazelle]

600k INR in NYC is below minimum wage

[fickle lotus]

1M TC minimum for a decent life in NYC tbh

And even that's just 1 step away from homelessness

[vernal sigil]

U must have low self-worth if u would settle with something that low

[fickle lotus]

Yeah I've been talking to my therapist about it (he makes 2M TC btw)

[vital plover]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-fish-this-is-bait-gif-11212449

[weak gazelle]

Assume you make 600k USD TC in NYC
That means there's lots of people who make more TC than you
which means they're better than you
so 600k must not be a good salary

600k USD -> not good salary

[mint gorge]

1M TC is not that high

[weak gazelle]

wait what are non-canada ppl doing here

stop

[vital plover]

what u gonna do

[mint gorge]

nyc is just canada 2

[vivid fiber]

Canada is just America 0.1

[vernal sigil]

43k/mo in sf?

[mint gorge]

ye

[vernal sigil]

🥜

[vivid fiber]

Annual

That's TC tho

[vital plover]

good shit

[vivid fiber]

Base is 30k

[meager cairn]

idolo

[vivid fiber]

Rest is just options

I moved out for it

Because it was the best opportunity available to me

I'm in debt though

But hopefully I'll be up for a promo soon

Bring my base up to 31k

Pray for me yall 🙏

[meager cairn]

bro annual

[weak gazelle]

i mean

[meager cairn]

do u think bro is elon musk

[weak gazelle]

43k/year isn't bad

lol

[vivid fiber]

Nah, annual

[weak gazelle]

it's a good salary

[meager cairn]

good?! bro I'd kill for that

[vivid fiber]

Fr

[vernal sigil]

Lmao 200k is bad but 43k is good

[broken whale]

69/hr

[weak gazelle]

so thing is
say you make 200k
then you will compare with other people
and so it's not good salary

say you make 43k

[night snow]

still much better than unemployment

[meager cairn]

idk about much better

[vivid fiber]

That's what I keep telling my parents

[weak gazelle]

@vivid fiber where in sf do u live? (what street)

[vernal sigil]

Also house number

[meager cairn]

Color of the door as well.

Color of the Door.

[vivid fiber]

I live on Taylor

Basically the intersection of Taylor and Turk

Which is in the Tenderloin

[weak gazelle]

um 😐

[vivid fiber]

What?

[night snow]

That's so funny
They should name an apartment in the neighborhood Fillet Mignon

[nova quest]

Yo

[weak gazelle]

man is still promoting his startup

[nova quest]

us > Canada

[weak gazelle]

on TV

[weak gazelle]

name 10 things that the US has that canada doesn't

[vivid fiber]

• Me
• Myself
• I

I hope that's 10

[vernal sigil]

Obesity, bankruptcy due to healthcare, 50k/year tuition

[vivid fiber]

I can't count

[real island]

The only reason I wanna live in the US is Pay otherwise Canada all the way

[vernal sigil]

School shooters

[vivid fiber]

Not funny 😒

[night snow]

Wait his scores are actually good, I wonder what schools he applied to

[nova quest]

freedom of speech

[meager cairn]

jobs

[mint gorge]

bankruptcy excluding healthcare still higher there

[vivid fiber]

Let's not make this a competition between countries

[weak gazelle]

but we discussed how US wages are 🥜

[real island]

🤔

Canada all the way den

[nova quest]

CMU in California

They confused it w the Mickey Mouse campus

[night snow]

Not even UW wow (nvm there is no X beside it)

[oblique crater]

do you guys not get bored discussing the same 4 things over and over

[vernal sigil]

#canada message

[real island]

[meager cairn]

insanity. fear. uncertainty. anxiety. sadness.

[oblique crater]

those are 5 things

there is no sadness in Canada

[vivid fiber]

Apparently not

[weak gazelle]

there is none of those 5 things in canada

[grave quest]

there is shri in canada

[weak gazelle]

i moved to the US

[grave quest]

[weak gazelle]

NYC

to be exact

[grave quest]

ng?

[vivid fiber]

Lies

[grave quest]

or intern?

[weak gazelle]

make about 350k which is pretty good

for NYC

[mint gorge]

congrats on Jane Street

[vivid fiber]

Aren't u a soph

[oblique crater]

he's a senior in shitposting though

[vivid fiber]

Shoud b focused on school smh

[night snow]

ambassadors in India

[weak gazelle]

lmao

good one

[echo latch]

what chasing da bag does to a mf

[fickle lotus]

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

[mint gorge]

applying to jobs over and over expecting to finally get hired

[fickle lotus]

Amor fati

[paper ether]

real

u miss every shot u dont take

[tight gale]

I have sources that say wagmi

[drifting shore]

wagmi

gn

[wheat comet]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-typing-very-fast-gif-24785119

[zinc knot]

The way i shat my pants for a sec

[tough knot]

Sam

[wheat comet]

I thought it was reject when i got it

[zinc knot]

Same

[wheat comet]

Wouldve been just another day

[zinc knot]

Woulda been rope

[real island]

I’ve never gotten that email before

Ngmi

Wtfff I just got the email

💀💀💀💀💀

Amazon is watching this chat

[vernal sigil]

Zon not hiring

Idk why they opened the apps if they don’t even know their hc situation

[real island]

Yeah lmaoo

[real island]

Bro I said this today

Then like 5 min after I got it

Zon watching us

[sudden spruce]

stripe reject pog

[tough knot]

I got it like a couple days ago

Prob random

[lapis tide]

pretty sure its resume

i feel like todays email is tying up loose ends

[real island]

😭😭😭

Oh I never got it before

So WAGMI

🤝

[mint gorge]

Congrats on zon

[real island]

congrats on Zon hiring

[odd pike]

its JOEVER

[short robin]

resume reject?

[lapis tide]

Me fr

[short robin]

rip 😦

[paper ether]

ye

Stripe reject rip

[stable ravine]

stripe finally decided to send rejections

[real island]

They did that last week

Guess there were more

[lapis tide]

last week was US pretty sure

[timber tundra]

Were you past hm round?

[real island]

Oh fr?

I’m still ghosted then I guess

[lapis tide]

lmao tf

you have a chance

[real island]

I did OA and only got the rejection from last week

[vague harness]

the people waiting on stripe after hm 😭

[real island]

Oh wtf

[lapis tide]

imagine getting the oa

[real island]

Then yeah I’m still ghosted

But I failed the OA

[lapis tide]

congrats on stripe

[real island]

Stripe Full fr

[sudden spruce]

resume

[paper ether]

nope, was rejected on resume screen

[stable ravine]

stripe looks for FAANG on resume

atleast they did not waste out time as C1

[short robin]

rip meee

😢

[fallen mason]

yo an update

i got an offer

for failing 2sum

what the fuck

[lapis tide]

congrats on stripe

[stable ravine]

congrats on failing 2sums xD

which company?

[fallen mason]

🙂

wait can u ask an employer to expedite the process of giving u an offer?

the decision is due tomorrow night

[lapis tide]

whos it

[fallen mason]

and i have an interview for hp today

and had a samsung interview last week, but i don't have any emails for that

[lapis tide]

this mans taking every interview

[stable ravine]

ask chatgpt to comeup with a valid reason

[fallen mason]

uh

can i just say i have another offer that's due tmrw midnight

so if u could expedite the process it would be great

cuz its only 1 round too

it's pretty small mb

i think they're hiring only 1 intern?

it said that on my coop board

[lapis tide]

common sentry

[fallen mason]

fortune 1000

[lapis tide]

fortune 1000000000

[fallen mason]

:p

[real island]

That’s not always accurate tbh

Most say 1

But they hire more

[weak gazelle]

same

[stable ravine]

congrats on your order

[oblique crater]

congrats on zon @weak gazelle

[weak gazelle]

thanks!

[timid tartan]

Nah, my friend with amz + msft + 4 other internships got ghosted

And then finally rejected today

[real island]

Maybe too much experience

[real island]

[weak gazelle]

@vernal sigil ?

[real island]

💀💀💀

[timid tartan]

I mean…I passed the resume screen lmao

So not really

It’s just RNG at its finest

[real island]

Oh then idk lol

[timid tartan]

Rng man xD

[real island]

Do they go to UofT too?

[timid tartan]

Yes

[real island]

Damn yeah rng then

😔

[weak gazelle]

nah fr companies need to have uni HC

[timid tartan]

Reality of job seeking

[weak gazelle]

like 60 percent from UofT

rest from other unis

[real island]

Real

[real island]

Ong

[timid tartan]

Mf trynna gatekeeping

💀

[real island]

LMAO

Loo already gatekeeping the US

We can have Canada

🙏

[timid tartan]

Yea we’re gatekeeping the east hastings street in Vancouver

[vague harness]

how far was your friend in the process @timid tartan?

[timid tartan]

No process lol he didn’t even pass the resume screen

Didn’t get OA either

He’s getting ghosted by most companies for this cycle in general lmao

[stable ravine]

BRAH WTF

[timid tartan]

I’m not surprised tbh lol

Faang internships no longer makes you stand out in this market

[stable ravine]

I know someone with one zon intership who got stripe; no other internships, no certs; just one zon and 4.0 gpa

• ug thesis

ongoing*

[lapis tide]

zon goated

[timid tartan]

Well maybe this helps him to stand out

[stable ravine]

gime zon interview brah

[fickle lotus]

It's most likely RNG past a certain point lol

No way they're even looking at close to every resume

[stable ravine]

yeah most likely almost everyone is cracked af

[timid tartan]

In this market, cracked = multiple HFT internships

[lapis tide]

@fiend

[frosty axle]

@real island you know aman?

[candid oxide]

My friend just heard back today post hm for stripe

[vague harness]

outcome?

[candid oxide]

Should be offer

[vague harness]

when did he do hm?

[candid oxide]

Last week

[vague harness]

congrats to him still

thats awesome

Canada or US?

[candid oxide]

Think like Monday

Toronto

[vague harness]

Ohh, and he heard back today 👀

[candid oxide]

Yeah

[vague harness]

i did mine last last friday

so your friend def a better candidate cuz he did it 1 business day after

still waiting for me 😭

ng or intern

[candid oxide]

☠️☠️ he had deadline but they didn’t meet the deadline anywyas

Ng

[vague harness]

oh he said he had a deadline too

[candid oxide]

yeah but they didn’t meet it lol

[vague harness]

so prob expedited it a little (saying this to keep me sane and not go crazy lol)

[candid oxide]

ya probably

Gl

[vague harness]

thank you 🙏

[odd pike]

lies, i got rejected

[stable ravine]

bro it is just luck then

[odd pike]

always as been

https://tenor.com/bMa7s.gif

[odd pike]

canada aint have shit LFMAO

[stable ravine]

• we need job posting in the first place

[lost lark]

what job postings

[vague harness]

i think all of discords gonna know when 2bor hears back

[smoky flare]

C1 made it personal

toying with our emotions

[timber tundra]

Fr?

And u emailed a few times right

[lapis tide]

Not 2B

[timber tundra]

Do u have any deadlines

[vague harness]

@timber tundra did you email them? / when was hm

[timber tundra]

Hm last Monday, I emailed them Tuesday

[vague harness]

oh you emailed so quick after hm

[timber tundra]

Yeah just to say consider me for US if u can

[timid tartan]

Instead of fixing the goddamn TTC they choose to spend it on stupid skyscrapers huh

That's why there are no ghosts around here

Bcs they can't afford the rent

[paper ether]

anyone get wayfair oa canada?

[stable ravine]

is it legal to live on the streets

Ima buy a tent

[tawny raptor]

Very easy

Got final shortly after

[timid tartan]

Pretty sure it is

Look at the people on east hastings

You'll spot me somewhere there too

[stable ravine]

I was wondering whether it would be feasible to be homeless during winter or I'll die ?

[vernal sigil]

No winter in vancouver

That’s why all the crackheads are there

Also free drugs from the govt

[lapis tide]

mfs getting oas

[stable ravine]

brah wayfair ng roles pls

pls god I'll get 600/600; 15/15; 100/100

[analog current]

Did u ever hear ab the Vancouver Olympics 2010 moving all the homeless people for the tourists

[stable ravine]

next olympics when? at can?

I'll be one among the homeless, who will be moved for the tourists

[stable ravine]

brah I saw this 2 days ago 😭

[paper ether]

i didnt get it yet sadge

[fickle lotus]

me too, i keep circulating it

[tawny raptor]

I applied a couple hours after it opened

[fast warren]

intern or ng

[urban ore]

[paper ether]

i applied like minutes i randomly saw it

[paper ether]

intern

[timid tartan]

Rule of thumb: if there’s a job posting, 99.9999% of the time it must be an internship posting

[lapis tide]

ok mr 40x faang

[timid tartan]

Why are you calling out yourself

[hallow sapphire]

fact