canada

[lunar sandal]

No co op tho

[jolly orbit]

yeah but

[lunar sandal]

So no wlooworks

that’s the entire appeal

[jolly orbit]

co op only really matters for first co op anyways

it is not

[lunar sandal]

Of that

I take it ur a loo kid

[jolly orbit]

yep

[lunar sandal]

In this economy bro

[jolly orbit]

yes

in this economy

too

[lunar sandal]

This is all that matters sometimes

[stable ravine]

any program without co-op sucz

[lunar sandal]

I’m UofT we get no help while y’all are chilling interning with postings meant for you in 1st 2nd year

[jolly orbit]

no Im not saying u of t is better

[lunar sandal]

it was hard as fUCK

[jolly orbit]

or that co op is useless

im just saying that wloo still >>

[lunar sandal]

ah on

[jolly orbit]

even w/o co op

[lunar sandal]

ok

[jolly orbit]

u of t is probably close or same tier

[lunar sandal]

lol

[jolly orbit]

but what's better than no co op loo

[lunar sandal]

co op loo

[jolly orbit]

lmao fair

[stable ravine]

uoft -> research ; loo -> co-op/jobs

[real island]

Ehhhh

[lunar sandal]

^^^

[jolly orbit]

you can do research at loo too

[stable ravine]

no co-op no loo

loo research <<<< uoft research

[jolly orbit]

research is heavily department based

[stable ravine]

uoft stu job<<<<<<<<<loo stu job

[jolly orbit]

it depends on what your interests are

you can't generalize as all research

[lunar sandal]

Fax

Phackts

[jolly orbit]

e.g. loo is top three north america for database/graph theory

[stable ravine]

source?

[jolly orbit]

so there's a reason they came here

[lunar sandal]

They couldn’t get into UofT

That’s y

[stable ravine]

the AI father was literally a faculty of uoft

[lunar sandal]

Kek

[jolly orbit]

rip

unfortunate I guess

I mean

[stable ravine]

dropout was proposed as a thesis by a student

[lunar sandal]

Ye our ML is cracked out

[jolly orbit]

a lot of kids at u o f t

are gunning for research positions

[stable ravine]

at uoft

[jolly orbit]

it's pretty reliable to get a URA here

imo

if you want it

idk if that's true at u of t

[lunar sandal]

yes

All of them

[jolly orbit]

by the way

doesn't u of t

have a career fair

this friday

like tmr

[lunar sandal]

yes but it’s trash lol

[jolly orbit]

your next career fair or smth

I heard robolox/google will be there

[lunar sandal]

Since everyone knows abt it

[lunar sandal]

AHAT

WHSAT

[sly kindle]

Loo isn't worth it without Co-op

[jolly orbit]

yeah they're on the list of companies

[sly kindle]

You're struggling for nothing

[real island]

👀

[lapis tide]

you get asip 😄

[stable ravine]

but only uoft stu are allowed? r8?

[lunar sandal]

google is not hiring anymore bro

[jolly orbit]

idk

lol

anyone who is cracked at loo

doesn't rely on co op

[lunar sandal]

Google closed

[jolly orbit]

co op is if you're mid

[real island]

What’s Stu

Oh students

[jolly orbit]

bc a cracked first/second year will never win out against third/fourth years in waterlooworks

[stable ravine]

who doesn't select co-op?

[jolly orbit]

but they can get good jobs externally

[lunar sandal]

Bro your co@op portal is a hack in the system

Admit it

[lapis tide]

hmmm

[lunar sandal]

for an early start in your career where everyone else is stumbling

[stable ravine]

would you choose a 100k< over 100k> job?

[lunar sandal]

Y’all are running

how can you downplay wlooworks reliance when it’s literally a fucking hack

It makes sense u speak like this because ur at loo with the bias

Disconnected from reality we all wish we could be at loo bro

[lapis tide]

uoftengcareerportal is just as good bro

[lunar sandal]

In a market this bad

[oblique crater]

almost everyone can go to cali eventually but waterloo students can get insanely high paying positions at 22 years old

[jolly orbit]

I mean I had wlooworks last term

and the jobs were ass

[lunar sandal]

but you had jobs

Half of UofT had nothing

my point %

[stable ravine]

if you're good with dsa, even bootcamp can get you that but not in this economy

[oblique crater]

I’m starting a good 16-18 months behind the average waterloo grad in terms of wages and “prestige” and i was an average grad at my university

[jolly orbit]

well yeah

but a lot of that is self selection

[raven sphinx]

you're mad dumb if u dont think coop helps a shit ton

[jolly orbit]

wloo grads

graduate one year late

[lapis tide]

where tf apple

[jolly orbit]

so just that one year is 12 months

[old egret]

who? the zuck?

[lapis tide]

lmao

right

not 22 though

[oblique crater]

i mean even waterloo students are struggling in this market just not as much

[lunar sandal]

wloo kids when they learn Kafka c++ functional programming and distributed systems in first year to be literally bred for the industry, and pushed into it with WLooworks; yeah if u do co op ur pretty mid

[raven sphinx]

@jolly orbit hows waterloo works this year

[stable ravine]

lol dropout layer? in NN?

[tough knot]

Yes, it’s not worth tf

[lapis tide]

https://tenor.com/view/stomp-gif-17874349

[jolly orbit]

this term is better still bad

[tough knot]

The whole point of Waterloo is it’s coop

Research and academics wise, it’s not even good lol

[stable ravine]

coz loo's co-op>>>>>>>>>>

[raven sphinx]

did most ppl get placement

[lunar sandal]

Exactly

[jolly orbit]

upper year cs/se is like almost all

[lunar sandal]

whatever I guess

[tough knot]

So… if no coop then not worth

[jolly orbit]

lower years are a bit rough

[tough knot]

Which is why I chose utsg

[raven sphinx]

ubc last term was kinda ass lol 75% in total got a job in ECE

[jolly orbit]

that's not that much worse than us

I think it's similar

[stable ravine]

cs grads?

[raven sphinx]

oh shi rip

[tough knot]

Yeah, the job board is actually useful

quotas for uw students

[raven sphinx]

elec and comp eng for summer coop

[jolly orbit]

although a lot of jobs are considered bad at wlooworks

like any big bank

or mid rather

[tough knot]

no other uni has one like uw

[lunar sandal]

considered bad by

[jolly orbit]

it's just cali is really hard now

compared to before

no facebook, wish

[raven sphinx]

how many ppl get cali?

got*

[stable ravine]

bro with this economy the only goal is to not become homeless

[jolly orbit]

in my friend group like half

[lapis tide]

wish 🤣

[raven sphinx]

im applying to cali shit rn and im getting nothing and i have like 5 terms

[raven sphinx]

bruh

[lunar sandal]

idk I think loo seems like it reeks of entitlement lol nothing personal just the fact ur saying that ppl think it’s mid

[raven sphinx]

thats setill good

[jolly orbit]

you laugh but wish paid like $50 cad an hour for a first year

[jolly orbit]

some of them are on their final co op

[lapis tide]

yeah but i would be ashamed to tell my family

[jolly orbit]

and they had cali before

[raven sphinx]

oh rip i see

[stable ravine]

are you at co-op? now?

[jolly orbit]

they downgraded in pay sometimes

[lunar sandal]

I don’t follow cs YouTube

[raven sphinx]

same

i stopped after that retard jomatech blew up

[lunar sandal]

Alr get enough radioactive exposure here

[real island]

💀💀

[jolly orbit]

yes

[lapis tide]

name 1

[hot rapids]

I think loo is propped up by the many alumni founders back in the day. Weren’t they already well known in the 2010s?

[weak gazelle]

not after grad

also like

[raven sphinx]

tech lead soy emoji

[weak gazelle]

say you leave North america

thenn

then

[lapis tide]

you

[weak gazelle]

you

literally

[lunar sandal]

you

[weak gazelle]

@jolly orbit you're leaving

[lapis tide]

you'll see

[weak gazelle]

yea

[robust lotus]

I go to coop uoft school and no one's looking for jobs

[raven sphinx]

europe swe pay is slave labour

[robust lotus]

grades only

[jolly orbit]

literally

[lunar sandal]

That’s cuz ur second year bro

[lapis tide]

what is coop uoft school

[weak gazelle]

say that US jobs are all outsourced outside of north america

[lunar sandal]

he means UTSC

[weak gazelle]

then will u not leave

[robust lotus]

ok but I've still seen more at other schools

[raven sphinx]

yea lmfao you make more as an intern in canada than as a FT engineer in the UK lol

[robust lotus]

looking for jobs

[lunar sandal]

Yep imagine my surprise bro LMFAO

[weak gazelle]

asc will be the first one to leave in that case

[lunar sandal]

WHY DI YOU THINK IKNCRYING

[robust lotus]

even 1st yr

I'm 1st yr

[weak gazelle]

hare krishna
i disagree

[robust lotus]

Ik carleton kids grinding rn

[jolly orbit]

like zoom

[lapis tide]

leave this server

its not good for mental

[lapis tide]

re:

[lunar sandal]

Coop is coop bro

🫡

[weak gazelle]

guess

[raven sphinx]

ubc coop is acc ass we dont get any special cali companies except for tesla

[lunar sandal]

Hi is ex 2 Sigma

[weak gazelle]

currently at jane street

[stable ravine]

I wish I was as good as asc to study at loo the best uni in the whole world

[weak gazelle]

incoming at rentech

[lapis tide]

ex uoft

[weak gazelle]

ex 2 sigma

ex uoft

[storm stream]

come check out calgary's coop program

[lunar sandal]

Lmfao rentech

[storm stream]

18 month tech support at oil and gas 💀

[weak gazelle]

at rentech?

[lapis tide]

1

[raven sphinx]

ahahaa this was most of my friends

doing rig work as cs majors

[jolly orbit]

or two sigma

or jane street

[weak gazelle]

they're considering shutting down and moving to hong kong

shutting down in the US

[lapis tide]

i wish people were less hardworking or creative

[raven sphinx]

so true king

i wish everyone was retarded

so i can come up

[lunar sandal]

LMFAOO

[lapis tide]

fr

[lunar sandal]

NAHH BRO

you gotta delete those 2 msgs

Bro was too honest for a sec

💀💀💀

[storm stream]

[raven sphinx]

😭

[storm stream]

@raven sphinx baysed af

[lunar sandal]

Yes ( in my dreams )

[real island]

😢

[lunar sandal]

I have OAs bro

Not offers

[stable ravine]

summer job postings go live only in jan?

[weak gazelle]

my friend has stripe summer internship

[lapis tide]

they wouldnt be talking here dude

[raven sphinx]

had doordash and sentry oa but fucked it so hard

[stable ravine]

it's not even the season to look for summer jobs?

[lapis tide]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[real island]

What’s the pay in Canada?

[raven sphinx]

some girl in my school has jane street next summer

[lapis tide]

parliamentary assistant

[weak gazelle]

ask him

@timber tundra

how much is stripe paying you

congrats on stripe

[lapis tide]

ask greg for openai referral

they got secret internships

[weak gazelle]

a lot

[hot rapids]

I just need smth, even places I previously worked at I don’t pass the screen!!

[lapis tide]

name 1 government

[raven sphinx]

i got CSIS OA but i ignored it

id rather be homelesss than be a glowie

[weak gazelle]

name 10 NG jobs

[lunar sandal]

Name 2 non homeless people

[lapis tide]

steven

[raven sphinx]

shieeet dawg i cant

[jolly orbit]

doordash is out

[lapis tide]

dd

[real island]

Need to ace this OA 🥲

[lapis tide]

imagine

🤣

[old egret]

as intern...lies

[weak gazelle]

hilariously mozilla is doubling their intern class next summer

gl @lunar sandal

[jolly orbit]

not true friend went huawei -> meta

[vernal sigil]

congrats!

[jolly orbit]

plus they were chinese

[real island]

Do they hire 4-month interns?

[weak gazelle]

no

only 12 month and only uoft

[real island]

Tyty

[lapis tide]

congrats on vision pro

[old egret]

they pay % on ur pay cuz ur not reg employee unless ur like a narc or wtv

[real island]

😔

[vernal sigil]

congrats!

[weak gazelle]

congrats on stripe

[old egret]

that makes sense

[real island]

What’s the process for stripe anyway

[lapis tide]

congrats on waterloo

[timid tartan]

Zon said they haven't started the process

So for y'all interns

Be patient

[lunar sandal]

Who needs luck

[vernal sigil]

ask when ro

[real island]

🥺🙏

[jolly orbit]

are you return intern @timid tartan

[timid tartan]

Never

[real island]

Zon will save us

[lunar sandal]

Bro i got looked at by AMD and Mozilla manager

[lapis tide]

steven spoke to amazon himself

[vernal sigil]

ask when ro

[timid tartan]

No lmfao I'm in a career fair

[old egret]

cuz they think ur a spy

[timid tartan]

Never

[real island]

Did they say when they will start?

[vernal sigil]

ask when ro

[vernal sigil]

when i get offer

[weak gazelle]

OA -> first technical with team -> 2 more technicals -> HM round -> offer

[timid tartan]

Next 1-2 months

[vernal sigil]

ask when ro

[lapis tide]

dm @weak gazelle for stripe referral

[lunar sandal]

Process for Mozilla ?

[hot rapids]

I thought you were on waitlist for AWS or Cb return?

[real island]

Damn

[weak gazelle]

stripe

[timid tartan]

I got inclined but wailisted for new grad

[vernal sigil]

ask when ro

[lunar sandal]

No no what’s the process

[jolly orbit]

good luck

[lunar sandal]

For Mozilla

[timid tartan]

Ya waitlist AWS

[real island]

Thank you 🙏

[timid tartan]

I declined CB return back then

[weak gazelle]

idk if they wil give OA for mozilla

[lapis tide]

i dont think mozilla can afford that many interviews

[weak gazelle]

this year may be differnt

[lunar sandal]

LMDAO

[vernal sigil]

leetcode

[lunar sandal]

LOL

[lapis tide]

leetcode

[jolly orbit]

go interview

once you fail a few you'll be motivated

[timid tartan]

Hmmm

[vernal sigil]

two sum

[timid tartan]

Mozilla will be in my career fair

Lmfao

[lapis tide]

what mf career fair bro

[jolly orbit]

are you hosting

a career fair

are you the guy I saw at u of t club day

[vernal sigil]

mit

[jolly orbit]

organizing your next career fair

[timid tartan]

UofT's career fair

[weak gazelle]

oh yea

[timid tartan]

UofT

[storm stream]

Isn't Mozilla a free app? How do they make money lmao

[lapis tide]

youre next

[timid tartan]

Ya

[jolly orbit]

mb youre next

[timid tartan]

Yea YNCN

[storm stream]

must be nice to be at a quant target school

[weak gazelle]

app????

[lunar sandal]

Bro is you’re next

Worth it

[timid tartan]

Mf

[lunar sandal]

Be honest

[weak gazelle]

did bro literally call mozilla an app

[lunar sandal]

I don’t wanna go for no reason

[timid tartan]

Idk

[lunar sandal]

And have a swath of fuckimg

[real island]

LMAOOO

[jolly orbit]

damn that's sick

[lunar sandal]

People

[lapis tide]

go to hand resumes out

[lunar sandal]

tryna give their resumes

[lapis tide]

it will be recycled

[lunar sandal]

LFMAO

[timid tartan]

I mean I am a desperate guy trying to get a job

What choice do I have

[vernal sigil]

they sell foxes

[hot rapids]

Just tell ChatGPT you can’t code and tell it to teach you basic syntax for a language, then ask it to generate some exercises. Or have it generate a learning plan

[lunar sandal]

bro I gotta wake up so early for that tho

[timid tartan]

It's not even that early lol

[jolly orbit]

go and grab the recruiter's number

[lunar sandal]

10 am bro

10 am

[timid tartan]

Yea that's late

[storm stream]

career fairs be like: stfu and scan this QR code 🖕🏼

[timid tartan]

LOL

[lunar sandal]

nope

[timid tartan]

Bruh no way 10 am is early

😭

[real island]

Bro said 10am is early 💀

[lunar sandal]

It’s way too early bro

[timid tartan]

LMFAOOOO

[jolly orbit]

10am - 4pm I can't go have work 😦

[lapis tide]

the words of a many with no job

[lunar sandal]

I sleep at 5 wake up 11

[real island]

wtf

[timid tartan]

Tf

[real island]

💀💀

[timid tartan]

Rip

[weak gazelle]

i thnk you should go to career fair for mozilla

[lunar sandal]

But I applied already

[lapis tide]

they werent there last year were they

[weak gazelle]

my manager is the HM and they're working on it with HR

[storm stream]

mozilla is free on app store

[weak gazelle]

so i think they'll like people in the career fair

[lunar sandal]

Wait it’s UOFT EXLUSIVE v

??

[lapis tide]

no

[weak gazelle]

mozilla is not an app

tf

[lunar sandal]

so what’s the fucking point

[storm stream]

open app store it's there

[jolly orbit]

wtf is a mozilla

[timid tartan]

@lunar sandal there will be Mozilla in the career fair tmr

[storm stream]

[timid tartan]

If you want that lmfao

[lapis tide]

youre mom

[lunar sandal]

gg

[lunar sandal]

Good one

[storm stream]

a free app to go on facebook

[lunar sandal]

Guess I’m sleeping early tonight

[weak gazelle]

imagine not knowing mozilla

[lunar sandal]

Gotta print

[weak gazelle]

they build the best browser

[storm stream]

wdym i main mozilla

[timber tundra]

One of these

[weak gazelle]

[real island]

💀💀💀

[timid tartan]

Spare some jobs for me man

[broken whale]

[real island]

Can I dm you ab stripe process?

[lapis tide]

yeah

go ahead

[oblique crater]

where is the career fair? i’ll pull up

[lunar sandal]

LOL

nOOO no one is pulling up

[timber tundra]

Yeah but I won’t respond or acknowledge it

[lunar sandal]

I am the only one.

That will show up.

[timid tartan]

Secret

[timid tartan]

Are you a uoft student btw?

[broken whale]

Ill come from BC for the career fair

[timid tartan]

You are right I think

[broken whale]

[lunar sandal]

Yes lol

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

[hot rapids]

At least you’re on AWS waitlist and have a shit ton of savings, you’re chilling

[lunar sandal]

I’m 3rd year

[oblique crater]

i wanna kiss @lunar sandal and @timid tartan on the forehead tomorrow morning

[lapis tide]

yonge and church

[lunar sandal]

Might be too tall for u

[storm stream]

come to university of calgary so many opportunities in the energy industry

[timid tartan]

Do you remember Meta Msft and Google used to come to UofT career fair lmfao

[storm stream]

come fuel the nation

[timid tartan]

A few years ago

[lapis tide]

no

[timid tartan]

None of them is gonna be here now

[broken whale]

[storm stream]

bro even calgary had meta and goog

[broken whale]

There’s is GUGL

[storm stream]

things were diff

[lunar sandal]

Nope I was only cognizant of UofT fair in 2nd year winter

[broken whale]

[oblique crater]

are you 5’8 cause im 5’7 ill get on my tippy toes

[timber tundra]

Mozilla 😳

[lunar sandal]

I didn’t know anything in first year

[timid tartan]

No but they came for the career fair

[weak gazelle]

cognizant 💀

[timid tartan]

[weak gazelle]

the best company in canada

[lunar sandal]

I’m close to frying pan height

[storm stream]

ya us too it was insane

[broken whale]

Ubc has SAP tops

Where gugl

[timid tartan]

LMAO damn

[lunar sandal]

like 2 inches shorter

[broken whale]

And meta

[storm stream]

UBC has fortis energy

[broken whale]

[hot rapids]

Hey man the new grad for this is pretty decent

[old egret]

ace that for all of us stripe is a crazy spot

[timber tundra]

Would you guys trade an inch in height for +50k tc

[jolly orbit]

https://www.yourenext.ca/partners

[lunar sandal]

Inch of height WHERE tho

[jolly orbit]

okay you guys have VEEVA SYSTEMS

[hot rapids]

But hiring freeze :’)

[real island]

🥺🙏 I’ll try

[lunar sandal]

GPA wall

[timber tundra]

No one askin how tall ur dick is

[timid tartan]

Bro delete this

Trynna gatekeep the jobs

[broken whale]

They hire ng lmfao. First time hearing that

[jolly orbit]

youre literally the host

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

[storm stream]

bro delete now everyone will know uoft is getting infosys

[jolly orbit]

that cant be right

[timid tartan]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[lunar sandal]

3.3 minimum

Gpa

[jolly orbit]

okay

but

3.3.

[storm stream]

LMFAO

[old egret]

wats the comp like?

[timber tundra]

Booooooooo

Apply first then send to everyone

[lunar sandal]

try getting that at UofT

[timid tartan]

Sorry too desperate

[storm stream]

30/hr if you live in fort mac

[timber tundra]

This guy is not a man of the people

[lunar sandal]

in a non trivial major

[weak gazelle]

greg got stripe and now he thinks he's better than everyone

[lunar sandal]

yeah it’s 3

[timid tartan]

Ya like 3.7

[lunar sandal]

try KEEPING that

[timid tartan]

For POSt

[lunar sandal]

After POSt bro

[storm stream]

whats post

[lunar sandal]

I wasn’t able to keep it

[timid tartan]

I mean you can if you focus on academics

[jolly orbit]

what's the % grade

[lunar sandal]

I had it couldn’t keep it

[timid tartan]

If you don't then yea

[lunar sandal]

Yeah but

It’s impossible bro

to do both

[timid tartan]

Same lol I had 3.94 until end of second year

[lunar sandal]

For me at least

[timid tartan]

Now it's garbage

[lapis tide]

ok steven

[timid tartan]

Ye

[timber tundra]

Everyone send their transcripts

[timid tartan]

Gotta choose one

[timber tundra]

I specifically want to know what you guys got in operating systems

[jolly orbit]

def cant pull a job w/ a 3.94

[timid tartan]

[storm stream]

C-

[lunar sandal]

We don’t talk about that

[weak gazelle]

the real canadian ranking is
UofT > McGill = Loo = York > UBC > everything else

[jolly orbit]

how r they gonna stop you

[timid tartan]

I think so

[lapis tide]

100

[storm stream]

McGill is mid

[hot rapids]

I thought McGill was a health sci school lol

[storm stream]

ualberta > mcgill for CS

[weak gazelle]

mcgill > loo

[timber tundra]

You rn

[jolly orbit]

yes

go to mcgill

[storm stream]

mcgill is the mozilla of schools

[timid tartan]

Anything other than Loo is not a school

[weak gazelle]

💀

[lapis tide]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[storm stream]

calgary is the cognizant of schools

[timid tartan]

Ye they will check lmao

[jolly orbit]

oh damn

[real island]

@timber tundra how hard stripe technical interviews?

[warm latch]

.

.

.

..

[jolly orbit]

unfortunate I suppose

[warm latch]

.

[timber tundra]

They’re joking I have my first technical on Monday

[jolly orbit]

yeah but i think there'll be enough people that they cant stop you

from sliding in

[real island]

Oh lmao gl

[timid tartan]

Maybe

[real island]

What you get on OA?

[timid tartan]

But stop stealing the jobs

[jolly orbit]

no im not gonna steal the jobs

[warm latch]

have u gotten an offer from career faair before?

[jolly orbit]

I just want to see

[timber tundra]

8/10 ish I forget

[timid tartan]

Sus

[jolly orbit]

u of t cs students

[lunar sandal]

YAYYY

[jolly orbit]

they usually dont go outside

[lunar sandal]

fuck

[timber tundra]

It was a one line fix doe I remembered after

[lunar sandal]

I’m showing up

[timid tartan]

Of course I don't

[real island]

Ahh okay you got any prep tips for OA?

[lunar sandal]

Nvm

[timid tartan]

How tf do I even have the time

To go out

[jolly orbit]

cant be right saw you at club fair

[weak gazelle]

oh wait

if. mozilla at career fair

[lunar sandal]

Another trash career fair

[weak gazelle]

but career fair not only for UofT

[normal jetty]

Ur in Toronto ?

[timid tartan]

I didn't go to any club fairs lmfao

[lunar sandal]

ima just stick to the pey portal

[timber tundra]

I didn’t prep at all

Never prep always wing it

[lapis tide]

bro its like the only one

[real island]

Damn you’re cracked

[normal jetty]

I thought ur in Ottawa @clear mural

[lunar sandal]

Tomorrow 10-4

[timid tartan]

Fml

[timber tundra]

No everyone just puts too much pressure on they selves

[timid tartan]

[lunar sandal]

Ima stick to pey

[lapis tide]

dude

everyone there is hiring pey

[real island]

😔 I got this 🙏

[lunar sandal]

Yea and all the companies have already posted

[jolly orbit]

u of t students also do 4 months no?

like during pey

[timid tartan]

Nah some of them said they are gonna hire new grads

[lunar sandal]

On the portal

[jolly orbit]

you can split it

[timid tartan]

But who knows whether that's true

[lapis tide]

name 1 other new grad in this chat

[lunar sandal]

So what’s the point of going

[timid tartan]

GONNA

[hot rapids]

Is PEY always a year?

[timid tartan]

Not now yet

[lunar sandal]

when ur competition is

[jolly orbit]

you'll pass

[timber tundra]

Deez duts

[lunar sandal]

Less

On the portal

Compared to a dair that everyone can attend

gg.

Guess I’m sleeping in

[jolly orbit]

ngl dd ghosted me after they scheduled an interview last year

[normal jetty]

Fr?

I used to do that too

[jolly orbit]

still salty

[timid tartan]

Isn't that only for interns

[lunar sandal]

Ye I want internship bro

[lapis tide]

name 2 other new grads in this chat

[lunar sandal]

Nah my competition is leetcoding rn

[timid tartan]

Fml

[timid tartan]

Idk

[timber tundra]

I haven’t seen you write a message without ur gpa in it

[lapis tide]

whats their gpa

[lunar sandal]

You can take some ads?

Ds?

[timber tundra]

I forget

[lunar sandal]

Pause.

[lapis tide]

https://tenor.com/view/slander-gif-21403642

[lunar sandal]

Chat is full of innuendos today

[normal jetty]

Nah uottawa Lowkey better

[weak gazelle]

cap

[normal jetty]

Better to move to a diff city for uni if u can afford it and want to

[timber tundra]

I don’t care about gpa at all and it doesn’t matter (I have an extremely high gpa)

[normal jetty]

Compared to commuting and making no friends

[lapis tide]

3.9

[normal jetty]

But like I moved for dchool and still didn’t make friends

[jolly orbit]

do you submit your transcript

when you apply on pey

like in wlooworks

[lunar sandal]

Yes lol

[jolly orbit]

okay yeah

[normal jetty]

Lowkey faxs

[lapis tide]

they also dont care

[normal jetty]

Ottawa is so easy to stand out in

[oblique crater]

remote place aka the capital city

[lapis tide]

what

[lunar sandal]

Gotta be the worst take ever bro

[normal jetty]

Yeah cuz ur more likely to grind lc if ur on ur pc all day

That’s my Strat now 💯

[lapis tide]

quintessential cscd take

[jolly orbit]

what is kanata

[weak gazelle]

nvm there's cisco

[lapis tide]

quintessential cscd take

[weak gazelle]

in ottawa

[lapis tide]

the fucking horror dude

[weak gazelle]

i didnt know kanata was in ottawa

[normal jetty]

Thing is half the coops in kanata are from loo anyway

[weak gazelle]

or is kanata anotehr name for ottawa

or smth

[jolly orbit]

you definitely have time for friends

[normal jetty]

Like loo first years and second years

[jolly orbit]

what is kanata

[lapis tide]

canada

[timber tundra]

York at least

[normal jetty]

York has connections too

[weak gazelle]

york is good

[jolly orbit]

is it this https://www.linkedin.com/company/kanatavc/about/

[timber tundra]

Finest duo in York

[weak gazelle]

all the good schools 💀

[jolly orbit]

oh that's cool

TIL

[weak gazelle]

like

[jolly orbit]

ngl

isn't ryerson (or TMU) cs

[normal jetty]

Amazon used to have a SWE office in kanata fun facts

[jolly orbit]

kinda popping now

[normal jetty]

For Alexa

[normal jetty]

Yeah it’s super popping

[weak gazelle]

stop calling it uot

[jolly orbit]

i heard you need like a 92 hs avg LOL

[weak gazelle]

like literalaly

[broken whale]

Bruh chat is popping off

[timber tundra]

My fault

[lapis tide]

uot

[broken whale]

Banchat.py

Sadge

[timid tartan]

Tf is uot

[broken whale]

[weak gazelle]

UofT is the only Canadian school known in Mexico

[jolly orbit]

ut

[timid tartan]

LMAO

[broken whale]

[jolly orbit]

strange flex but ok

[lapis tide]

name 1 other school known in mexico

exactly

[timber tundra]

Mexico State university

[broken whale]

Brother moving to Mexico cos fuck Canada

[jolly orbit]

^^

[broken whale]

[timber tundra]

He’s Mexican

[weak gazelle]

i'm part guatemalan part mexican

[broken whale]

Hola como estas fam?

[jolly orbit]

yeah u of t has

sick international prestige

[lapis tide]

uot

[jolly orbit]

in beijing china

and now also apparently mexico

ngl campus is so pretty tho

[timber tundra]

Wish I could afford living there

[broken whale]

Come to ubc

[jolly orbit]

not much worse than mcgill

[broken whale]

Ull see actual beauty

[broken whale]

No jobs tho

[timber tundra]

There’s a career fair tomorrow??

[weak gazelle]

canada >>> mexico

[jolly orbit]

canada >>> mexico == waterloo

fixed it for you

[timber tundra]

Big theorem

[broken whale]

whereJob.ts

[lapis tide]

resumereject the type of guy to lc in typescript

[broken whale]

Wish i knew ts

Python my only fren

[timber tundra]

I’m over here drinking a diet root beer right now I got ice in my diet root beer

[timid tartan]

Me but they're gonna throw my resume straight to the garbage probably

[broken whale]

Not funny

Bro got more experience than a swe 2

[timid tartan]

Just watch

Sure but idk how I will be able to find you

But yea those who are gonna come let's meet up ig?

Who else is gonna come

[broken whale]

Bruh will it show that i am determined to find a job if i show up to the career fair tmrw from BC?

[timid tartan]

Cell? cellphone?

Wait what lmfao

Sure if you want

[timid tartan]

Ppl are literally storming through Amazon’s booth lmfaooo

[wheat comet]

im meeting up aswell

[timid tartan]

Tmr?

[wheat comet]

yes (where is the meet up, i live in toronto)

[lunar sandal]

is this happening rn?

wtf career fair at 9??

[wheat comet]

(also why r we meeting up)

(where is the career fair)

[eternal fossil]

yo wtf

career fair at 9 ?

where this at

ima drive out right now

[wheat comet]

bro what do u do at career fair besides scan qr code

is that only shit ones

[eternal fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-i-cant-take-this-shh-no-more-jump-off-suicide-gif-15872103

[wheat comet]

i need a career fair guide

ive only seen like one of those by databricks

the rest were like their general application forms

[stable ravine]

go to all the booths and ego boost

as simple as it is

[drifting shore]

konrad

interac

[stable ravine]

I applied twice

no reply

nope wbu?

oa?

atb

[drifting shore]

no

That’s less than 1% of applicants

Capital one

[stable ravine]

@analog current is it catalyst program?

at safoni?

hmmmm I'm resume rejected ig then.

these recruiters are sadists they keep us waiting and throw the rejection email at the last

[drifting shore]

bruh

[lunar sandal]

i applied to konrad

ghoooowssted

[drifting shore]

bruh

we got accenture

no tech companies

[real island]

Bro I swear there’s a bug in the IBM OA wtf 😭

How do I report it

[lapis tide]

fix it

[real island]

😢

[lunar sandal]

what is it

is this for compiler dev?

[timid tartan]

It’s the career summit

Dw about it

The actual career fair is tmr

Amazon should be there tmr as well

It’s amazon robotics specifically though

[lunar sandal]

here's the thing..what is the point

of going

[timid tartan]

Dropping resumes ig

[lunar sandal]

maybe useful for ng but

[timid tartan]

Lmfao

[timid tartan]

Not really

There are more internship openings than ng

Lmao

[lunar sandal]

and all of em are alr on the porta

[lapis tide]

no point with that attitude

[timid tartan]

Dude lmao why do you like the portal so much

It ain’t gonna do shit

😂😂😂

It’s much better to have an actual interaction with actual ppl

And giving them ur resume

Than an online portal

Still not guaranteed, but the portal is basically online app lmfao

[timid tartan]

^

Exactly

[real island]

It basically said to use strictly < but their solution used <= and < so my test cases were failing

It was frontend OA

[lunar sandal]

to be thrown in the trash yes

i been to career fairs bro..its almost always 0 contact

both back in 2nd year and now

[timid tartan]

I mean

At least you’ve tried

You miss 100% of the shots that you don’t take lmao

But idk man, it’s up to you

It’s your life anyway not mine after all

[lunar sandal]

im not being guitl tripped by the same guy

who cries after 4x faang

[timid tartan]

Chance is always low, but gotta try

[vernal sigil]

Is more than amazon for canada + us

[lunar sandal]

aint no way

[lunar sandal]

yeah but, everyone and their fucking mother is at YNCF

[timid tartan]

Wdym 4 faang 🫠

[timid tartan]

So what tho

I still don’t get your argument lmao

[lunar sandal]

my argument is compete with less people

[timid tartan]

Portal is less people????

[lunar sandal]

yes?

[timid tartan]

It’s literally online app

[lunar sandal]

look at these guys non uoft

[timid tartan]

Wdym LOL

[lunar sandal]

coming to the fair

[timid tartan]

The portal leads to the website

Duh

[teal remnant]

Career fair are waste of time

[lunar sandal]

no it doesnt

lmfao

ur probably thinking of ASIP

[teal remnant]

But not for @timid tartan

[lunar sandal]

we literally haev "apply through system"

[timid tartan]

The big ones lead to the website anyway

[lunar sandal]

no

not all of them

some have recruiter email in the contact

there is a reason im not going.

[timid tartan]

Ok whatever I’ll apply through portal too fine

But I’ll still show up tmr

[lunar sandal]

you dont have access to the portal

[timid tartan]

Doesn’t hurt

[timid tartan]

Clnx no?

[lunar sandal]

no lol

[timid tartan]

Oh ok whatever

[lunar sandal]

clnx is for everybody

[timid tartan]

Idc LOL

[timid tartan]

Coop portal?

[lunar sandal]

ye PEY

[timid tartan]

Are you at utsg

[teal remnant]

Let’s all go to fair

[lunar sandal]

negative

[timid tartan]

Ok

Utm I see

[lapis tide]

there it is

[magic perch]

Experienced ppl have less success at career fairs

[teal remnant]

Recuruiter ain’t ready for 4x faang

[timid tartan]

Well I’m not looking for pey anyway

New grad here

[timid tartan]

I don’t even have 4 faang y’all are looking at the wrong guy

[magic perch]

The companies that would be impressed by your background, you aren’t interested in.

And the companies you are interested in don’t care about your experience that much is what I’ve found

[timid tartan]

Lmao this might be true in the past

But you can’t be picky in this market

Or at least not in my case

[magic perch]

But I also don’t have the experience you do! So I bet you’ll get some personal emails from top companies

[timid tartan]

🤦‍♂️

I swear lmfao

I can’t even pass Nokia’s resume screen wdym top companies LOL

[magic perch]

Lmao yeah Nokia was one of the companies not impressed with me either

[timid tartan]

Not only Nokia man

Nokia, Intuit, Blackberry

Cisco too

Idk a lot more

[vernal sigil]

Impossible

U should see amazon discord

[magic perch]

Did Amazon 23 interns get returns yet?

[vernal sigil]

No

[magic perch]

None?? Wow

[stable ravine]

nope

[magic perch]

I really had regret for not taking Amazon intern last summer, but even last summer I think fewer ppl got returns

LOL nah another big tech but got screwed

[timid tartan]

Meta?

[magic perch]

Yep just had I shifted 1 year before might have been chillin with good job, but right now still grinding leetcode lmao

[timid tartan]

Oh yeah we have talked before LOL

Goddamn sorry didn’t recognize you at first

[timid tartan]

Dude you have Meta. That’s literally better than everything I have combined

You should be the one getting spammed by recruiters lol not me

[lapis tide]

there it is

[timid tartan]

?

[magic perch]

Your interviewing skills are way better trust

[timid tartan]

We’ll find out in a few weeks lol

[timid tartan]

What do you have going on rn

[timid tartan]

I’m sure this is not the right place to apply that 😭

[lunar sandal]

messi and minion

beautiful conversation

[teal remnant]

Ayo Messi goat

[real island]

Real

[simple python]

🐐

[dapper thorn]

Are you going at 10?

[eternal fossil]

its joever

weeks done

no more jobs no more replies

another weekend of self loathing

https://tenor.com/view/sadness-simpsons-gif-12578198

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

fight to get it back

bro idk what to tell you

[stable ravine]

my friend took the test 5 hrs ago

[eternal fossil]

i dont remember or care about my 3.7 in computational mathematics, i care about not having a job

fail the test

do the OA

[lapis tide]

tf is computational mathematics

[stable ravine]

ask gpt

gpt saved my ass

it does my exam, ass, and projects

[eternal fossil]

that piece of paper is in my drawer right now

https://tenor.com/view/sudicid-depressed-gif-14302694

[stable ravine]

lets rob a trolley from costco they're rich so they wont bother

and make a make shift tent out of trolley

winter's gona be harsh

[night snow]

I get you in the last few courses I've lost my motivation and my GPA tanked a bit

[lunar sandal]

You’re wTaterloo grad?

[eternal fossil]

no

[lunar sandal]

My gpa dropped a LOT bro

[lunar sandal]

Ah I see

I swear I’ve asked once before too

[eternal fossil]

yes

you have

we go way back

no

oh ya?

nice

you went further than half the people in here

ya theres nothing really

for <3yoe

[night snow]

Mine also dropped by .8 since covid

[stable ravine]

kind of feeling the same

[timid tartan]

Hmm mine is still here lmfao

Weird

[timid tartan]

Are you gonna go?

I'd like to meet some ppl lmfao

[dapper thorn]

I’m still debating it rn ik lyk in the morning cuz i gotta come from Milton

[timid tartan]

Yea mine is still available

[timid tartan]

Oh damn I see

Yea it's only 20 mins away from my place. I wouldn't bother going if I was that far away lmao

[eternal fossil]

which job fair is this

[timid tartan]

YNCN

[dapper thorn]

Is there like a list of companies or anything like that

[eternal fossil]

idek if this wil be a waste of time or not

tryina bag a job here

[lunar sandal]

delete this

Every Raj, Sheldon and Einstein will see this at 8 am and decide to TTC to yonge

[eternal fossil]

say no mo

[normal jetty]

They saw it already lmfao

Tickets sold out edit:nvm