canada

[vivid fiber]

Damn

True

[worldly ridge]

stop

[vivid fiber]

They'll replace nurses too though

[worldly ridge]

with robots?

[vivid fiber]

Yes

I've seen the schematics

[worldly ridge]

we need to fight the robots

like in terminator

at this poiint

[oblique crater]

lol no one is replacing no one

[vivid fiber]

SWE is dead

[oblique crater]

the economy will collapse we all die broke and unemployed

[vivid fiber]

😞

@oblique crater Mind reviewing my resume

[worldly ridge]

i shouldve became a tiktoker

[vivid fiber]

I need a job

[oblique crater]

not at all dm me

[vivid fiber]

😊

[serene crown]

Ahh mine got changed to resume evaluation after the OA :\

[drifting shore]

changed to eval passed after resume eval

[drifting shore]

[lunar sandal]

changed to written test after eval passed

[drifting shore]

u got scammed by tiktok (might happen to me too )

[fossil bridge]

They're preparing your offer, king

[real island]

I ain’t even get OA 😭

[teal remnant]

No code is so dumb

SharePoint devs

[dapper thorn]

Got mine today

[real island]

For Canada intern?

When’s did you apply?

[dapper thorn]

Last Thursday

[real island]

Oh I applied like 3 weeks ago

[dapper thorn]

Oh no wait

Sept 12 mb

So 2 weeks

They’re Gettin ur offer ready

[real island]

Bruh how 😭 I applied 7th nothing from them

They hate me fr

No way they send at OA after 3 weeks

💀

[worldly ridge]

same with 2024 grads

theyve been talking abt ghc all day

💀

[real island]

That shit is jokes

I started trolling in there

💀💀💀

[real island]

😭😭😭

real 😢

[teal remnant]

We have P4E wdym

[real island]

What’s that?

[teal remnant]

It’s a job fair which happened today

[real island]

Oh rip

You go to it?

[teal remnant]

Around 50 tech companies where there

[real island]

Holy wtf

[teal remnant]

I went but left after hour most of them where like apply on our career site

[real island]

Oh lmao

[teal remnant]

Bro I know that already I don’t have to come here to learn that wtf

There where few startups tho which mostly hire from loo and don’t post posting online

Apart from that everything else was waste of time

[real island]

Dang

These hiring events gotta change fr

[teal remnant]

Veeva system was their and they told me openly without any hesitation that they hire from uoft

[lunar sandal]

FUCK VEEVA SYSTEMS

even when they say that

they have a 3.3 gpa filter

[teal remnant]

F

[lunar sandal]

recruiter wouldnt budge when i said i only have a bit lower

they ask for ur transcript

whenever there's a gpa filter there's always a mandatory transcript check

u lie abt ur transcript thats grounds for job termination in the future

wouldn't risk it

[pseudo wedge]

hi plasmatic !!!

[dapper thorn]

My friend got veeva not from uoft

Ng tho

[teal remnant]

Pey ?

[dapper thorn]

nah hes from tmu

he applied in like march got the offer april hes already there

just applied on their site

[frosty axle]

2023 grad?

[broken whale]

veeva technical round hard?

and how much pay?

[dapper thorn]

this guy was humble af he wouldnt tell us he kinda hinted it was 120+ tho

[dapper thorn]

he said it was easy but this guy finds everything easy, basically they were full for what he applied to by the time he interviewed but they told him they have a spot in dev ops, so they just asked him some python shit

[broken whale]

damn bruh

[dapper thorn]

yep

[stable ravine]

did he had a coding round?

[broken whale]

goddam lmao

[frosty axle]

cool cool ty

[dapper thorn]

nahh 120k lmao

TC

[broken whale]

my friend got the interview too

but bombed the oa

bro veeva has fucking gpa filter

[dapper thorn]

yea my other friend did the oa and bombed his technical

[broken whale]

screw them

[dapper thorn]

they made him do it in java

[broken whale]

ye lol

damn

[dapper thorn]

the one who failed

[stable ravine]

can't do in other lang?

[broken whale]

naw

[dapper thorn]

nah

my friend who got the devops got to do it in python tho

[stable ravine]

that's bad ;/ kills the idea of problem solving

[dapper thorn]

but it was like a last second thing

[stable ravine]

oo

[dapper thorn]

so not common

[stable ravine]

ng 2023?

[dapper thorn]

yea

[stable ravine]

when will their ng 2024 go live?

[dapper thorn]

no clue

[broken whale]

alr gone lmfao

[stable ravine]

wtf

[broken whale]

2024 ng

[frosty axle]

closed in august

[stable ravine]

;/

[broken whale]

lawmao

[dapper thorn]

they might open again but i doubt

[frosty axle]

im being ghosted

[broken whale]

mfs have gpa filter

[dapper thorn]

cuz these guys were doing the interviews and shit in march this year for may start

[stable ravine]

i have 4/4

[broken whale]

[stable ravine]

🤓

[broken whale]

made me cum

[real island]

What’s veeva min GPA req?

[dapper thorn]

3.3 i think

[broken whale]

bro i have 81%. not sure what that translates to

[stable ravine]

with the comp it should be 3.8/4

[real island]

What’s the comp?

[dapper thorn]

im in eng bro this not even fair they tryna fail us half the time

[stable ravine]

which school are you from?. dont have a 4 point scale?

[stable ravine]

less job more cracked af guys looking for jobs

[dapper thorn]

western?

[real island]

Ohh you mean competition

[stable ravine]

I know a guy with 500lc and 4/4gpa 2x FAANG

[stable ravine]

yea

[stable ravine]

got resume reject from hubspot lmao

[broken whale]

UBC

[dapper thorn]

oh they do percentage there too

[broken whale]

ye

[real island]

I think only UofT does gpa scale no?

McMaster has some weird 12.0 scale

[dapper thorn]

81 is prolly like low 3's im guessing idk

[frosty axle]

and loo i think?

rest seem to have their own scales

[dapper thorn]

ryerson has gpa scale, but its out of 4.33

[stable ravine]

western too has 4.0 scale sys

[real island]

Loo does percents

[frosty axle]

ah damn

[stable ravine]

damn gona check if they're coming to my uni job fair

thanks for the lead

[frosty axle]

you guys got uni fairs?

[dapper thorn]

^^

[real island]

6k holy fuck 😭

It’s gg

[stable ravine]

No veeva at my uni fair

I remember seeing top uni applicants on their job description

no wonder why they're not coming to western

[stable ravine]

yeah which uni are you from?

o

disaster which uni are u from?

[frosty axle]

name change school

[lapis tide]

cineplex university

[frosty axle]

surprisingly no class for me in cineplex this year

[stable ravine]

ya'll have AMD

chill

[frosty axle]

no return offers

[stable ravine]

NO RO sucks fr

[lapis tide]

which theaters do they use

[frosty axle]

Cineplex Cinemas Yonge-Dundas and VIP

[lapis tide]

no like which ones inside

[frosty axle]

oh

[lapis tide]

so i can avoid

[frosty axle]

uh

[stable ravine]

wait what, why?

[frosty axle]

i dont remember i havent gone in since first year

its most of them

[lapis tide]

they do lectures in yonge dundas cineplex

[stable ravine]

they have a theatre inside the uni?

[lapis tide]

no

they have a uni inside the theater

[stable ravine]

lmao

TMU is smaller than the theatre itself? 👀

[frosty axle]

theres no campus really

its like spread out buildings

in the middle of downtown toronto

[lapis tide]

mfs got lecture next to the strip club

and beside loblaws

[broken whale]

veeva stll hiring? @analog current

[stable ravine]

hmm.. that's bad doesn't give uni vibes

[broken whale]

what does that mean?

[frosty axle]

theres a loblaws?

[broken whale]

targetted recruiting

[dapper thorn]

by the Hockey Arena ya

[broken whale]

bro mfs intuit have so many job postings for the same job

[lapis tide]

maple leaf gardens

[broken whale]

[lapis tide]

i guess its an arena

[stable ravine]

since you're at ubc you might have high chances

[frosty axle]

oh yea you rarely go there unless you got exams

[broken whale]

bruh

[frosty axle]

or wanna gym

[broken whale]

naw

i alr got rejected from veeva

[stable ravine]

they only look for top 5 cs programs

[broken whale]

time to apply with a new email

[lapis tide]

name 5 cs programs in canada

[broken whale]

[stable ravine]

bro just said they removed the job posting

[broken whale]

ye

[stable ravine]

so everyone would have gotten the rejection

[real island]

😭😭😭😭

[stable ravine]

ubc,uoft,sfu,loo, Uni car/ottawa

[frosty axle]

i havent heard from veeva in like a month

[broken whale]

blud Intuit done hiring

postings no longer there

[real island]

Intern?

[stable ravine]

wdym

sfu has a good co-op program

second to loo

[broken whale]

ye

[real island]

Damn rip

[broken whale]

bruh that's so ass

[stable ravine]

not gona trust my luck

[real island]

Is it like a one time application link or can’t just soemone leak it

😢

[stable ravine]

who would want unnecessary comp

[broken whale]

shoulve gone to uni of montreal

goated school

[stable ravine]

bilingual?

[broken whale]

lol na

programme in english

[stable ravine]

why aren't you already in a job?

[broken whale]

loo?

[stable ravine]

it's easy for you right? less bilingual in tech

[broken whale]

sadge

[stable ravine]

you can get a job in quebc

[broken whale]

[lapis tide]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-kumala-la-kumala-la-savesta-kumala-my-honest-gif-26073681

[broken whale]

imagine being im BC fam

[stable ravine]

vancouver has no jobs?

[broken whale]

1 vacancy, 10k applicants

[dapper thorn]

Lol I just took a look at the other location threads, I see everyones just looking for an apartment near their work, meanwhile here we got no apartments or jobs

[broken whale]

1br apartment for 4k a month

salary 3.5k

/month

[dapper thorn]

Real

[broken whale]

food money where

lmfao

what if i apply to staff eng roles

[echo latch]

Ain’t no way it’s that bad

[broken whale]

It 2.5-3k at a good place

[wary tundra]

where's the posting

oh i see it was taken down lol

[candid lance]

intuit targeted recruiting?

How did it already get taken down lol

[broken whale]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-joever-frog-it's-frover-it's-over-meme-gif-297867383892280262

[main grotto]

yo guys where do i apply for winter, its depressing out here 😭

[lunar sandal]

its a bit too late for winter now bro 💀

[sleek echo]

how hard is it to land internship as an international master sutdent in Canada
doing computer science

[hot rapids]

Hard

International students have it rough rn

But anything is possible if you have good exp

[main grotto]

😦

[raw ocean]

most (almost all) canada off season stuff is in co op portals

[main grotto]

I aint in the portal man

its rough out here

All these companies want coop students

[lunar sandal]

do we?

[raw ocean]

summer doable without portal, hang in there

[lunar sandal]

i swear there's no distinction b/w canadian and intl rn

only thing is we cant work 40 hrs during full time

unless he meant he's studying outside rn

[soft hamlet]

Your school still needs to submit papers to the visa office if you are doing a co-op term iirc

Idk the legalities of external internships though

[real island]

Fr

Thank you for taking the time to apply to the role of Software Engineer Intern (Summer 2024 - Austin) at Optiver. We truly appreciate the time and effort you put into your application. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we have decided not to proceed with your application at this time.

🙏

[turbid island]

i dim instead

[sly kindle]

https://youtu.be/RStKklOC-Z4?si=kcb9yEZWtSQRi0l3

[real island]

Anyone have a Microsoft recruiter email that replies 😢 I can give recruiter emails for other companies in return

[lunar sandal]

?

wdym

[real island]

🥺🙏

(I saved it now if you wanna remove it)

Oh

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[turbid island]

LOL

[real island]

I acc have recruiter emails to give 😢

👀

[night plover]

anyone got amazon OA yet?

[real island]

Oh lol 😭😭😭😭

Rip

This is what being down bad does to you

[real island]

Nope

[night plover]

we are cooked

[real island]

Amazon ain’t hiring

💯

They just collecting our resumes

[normal jetty]

Data mining

[real island]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[zinc knot]

Taken seriously

The recruiter is sending feds at my house rn

[mellow anvil]

anyone get an email from OTPP for some interview scheduling?

[teal remnant]

Do these companies actually look at all the hirevue

[stable ravine]

nope. impossible

Ig they'll look at top 100 or first 200 candidates that applied

[stable ravine]

this itself is daunting

[urban ore]

Canadians

[stable ravine]

?

[urban ore]

R u Canadian

[lunar sandal]

WHAT THE FUFCKv

Anyone done ASANA OA?

Canada intern

[zinc knot]

who got Asana wtf

[lunar sandal]

me

[zinc knot]

they ghosted my ass

i applied when it first came out

did you get the OA today

[lunar sandal]

October 2nd OA deadline whay the actual fuck

ye

[zinc knot]

gg

what prev bg @lunar sandal

[lunar sandal]

bg?

[zinc knot]

how many faang

[zinc knot]

background

[lunar sandal]

60-60 faang

On my resume

[zinc knot]

no im serious

[lunar sandal]

None bro

[zinc knot]

gahdamn

[weak gazelle]

hmm i may haev applied thrice

[hallow urchin]

nope

[lunar sandal]

You have ?

[hallow urchin]

same

[lunar sandal]

How’s it like

[lapis tide]

no

[lunar sandal]

2 array 1 graph 1 interval ?

[slender bear]

I got asana OA too

no faang. 4 internships

[lunar sandal]

FOUR? I got one bruh 😭😭

What year are you

[zinc knot]

gg we got left out

[zinc knot]

Where were all 4

[zinc knot]

was that one at f500

[slender bear]

im in second half of my third year. my last 2 internships were arctic wolf

[lunar sandal]

It was at loblaws (cashier)

[zinc knot]

bro trolling

[zinc knot]

Das crazy bro is cracked

[lapis tide]

whats the plu for organic kiwi

[lunar sandal]

LMFAO

So classic codesignal then

fuck me

[slender bear]

ty but im getting nearly no interviews. ive applied to probably 500 jobs at this point and am doing well on OAs

so

not good enough

[hot rapids]

Ooh good luck, asana would be crazy to land

[mellow anvil]

anyone interviewed w otpp before for product engineering intern role

[broken whale]

It’s joever bois

No jobs here

[zinc knot]

Yeah no new postings so far

Didn’t even get Asana OA

[broken whale]

[zinc knot]

oh i think i put my grad date as ‘26 for asana

[broken whale]

Bro asana too op fr

[hot rapids]

Got a lot of OA backlog so I am happy there isn’t new ones recently 😭

[broken whale]

They pay more than zon

[zinc knot]

prolly makes sense

[broken whale]

Humble brag

[zinc knot]

next year is my year for Asana

Its ok guys i have 2 more seasons

[broken whale]

Me too

Ig

[hot rapids]

Asana new grad salary is bonkers

[broken whale]

[zinc knot]

you didn’t get asana either?

[lapis tide]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-circle-class-gif-12604813

number of people that share your position

[broken whale]

Is it for the US?

[zinc knot]

Canada

[broken whale]

I didn’t apply lol

[zinc knot]

Tbf melona cracked tho

[zinc knot]

That was me w stripe

[broken whale]

They prolly closed alr

[weak gazelle]

[lapis tide]

[weak gazelle]

[slender bear]

the asana I got is for cali

[broken whale]

[weak gazelle]

tf

[hot rapids]

You said arctic wolf? Must be from Waterloo 🤔

[lunar sandal]

430 out of?

[lunar sandal]

Arctic wolf is on UofT too

Not that bad to get in tbh

[tawny raptor]

Bruh

[weak gazelle]

bro waterloo fell off

[tawny raptor]

Im ngmi

[weak gazelle]

chill

[slender bear]

yup!

[lunar sandal]

Fax

[tawny raptor]

Yea tbh

[slender bear]

oh lets goooo

yeah waterloo job board is brutal rn

ik many great engineers getting little to no interviews

[tawny raptor]

actually ww seems good this term

lots of top companies that werent there last time

my friends have 5-10 ints each

[slender bear]

it's p bimodal, some ppl get a LOT of interviews and some get very little

[tawny raptor]

true

[hot rapids]

What’s the size of an average CS coop cohort from high school admission?

[zinc knot]

I stalk the waterloo page sometimes, yall had insanely good ones right

[hot rapids]

Well X posted on Ww I think, don’t think I saw that elsewhere

[real island]

💀

[real island]

😂😂😂😂😂

[tawny raptor]

Yea i think its waterloo exclusive

[hot rapids]

It’s funny cuz they have that old memo about hiring only from top schools in early 2010s, and Waterloo was only among the top top CS schools haha

This thing lol

Probs negligible for Canadian roles, but I think the rep in Us is very diff

[timid tartan]

I have just got resume rejected lmao

Resume bar this year makes no sense

[timid tartan]

Makes sense tho. For CS specifically, any school (in Canada) other than Waterloo is just a random school lmao

[lapis tide]

Average uoft doomer

[timid tartan]

Huh

Americans literally think UofT = University of Texas

Lmfao

[zinc knot]

UofA = Arizona

[hot rapids]

It’s just crazy seeing UW among those schools, cuz I feel like those Us, EU and Asia ones are WAYYYY harder to get into

[timid tartan]

Lmao that’s valid I guess

[timid tartan]

Wait how is Amazon top tier lmao

[hot rapids]

This is from 2014 I think

[timid tartan]

Oh ok I see

[lapis tide]

Average aws doomer

@lunar sandal

[real island]

💀💀

[inner trench]

wasn't this exposed to be fake

but i mean yea that pretty much is the method today

[drifting shore]

bro, u hav multiple big n, how is TikTok resume rejecting u?

[teal remnant]

Hello @timid tartan

[timid tartan]

It’s just not enough in this market lol

[weak gazelle]

No

Loo is cringe

stfu

[teal remnant]

+1

But bro is from MIT of Ontario

[oblique crater]

carde asana

[storm stream]

unfortunately he didn't land HFT in 2nd year... his resume is useless

[timid tartan]

^^^

[hybrid fog]

idk about intern but this is def inaccurate for new grad

im from york u

[teal remnant]

Oh

Prev zon intern ?

[hybrid fog]

no

[teal remnant]

Damm

It’s not over yet ?

[hybrid fog]

my HM said its early in their recruiting stage so ig so

apparently i was one of the first to get offer

[teal remnant]

I see

How will you rate rakuten

[hybrid fog]

do they have NG?

[sly kindle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/16ugca6/these_canadian_provinces_have_the_highest_levels/

[teal remnant]

Idk I am still looking for intern

[hybrid fog]

ah i see

ive heard theyre a good place to work

[tawny raptor]

Opposite tbh

I feel like waterloo cs is harder to get into than most of those

The first years are all so cracked

[real island]

I applied back in July/August did you hear back?

[teal remnant]

For what winter ?

[real island]

Summer

[teal remnant]

wtf

[real island]

Yeah it opened a long time ago

[teal remnant]

Rakuten open for summer

[real island]

But they never got back to me

Idk if it was a typo but it said summer 2023 in the application description but no way a summer 2023 internship opens at the end of the summer

[teal remnant]

The recruiter said the posting now was for winter they open for summer in October November

[real island]

Oh damn

Wait how did you contact a recruiter?

[teal remnant]

Met them at the job fair for my uni

[real island]

Oh nice

[teal remnant]

But they don’t pay good tho

[real island]

Oh damn how much they pay?

[teal remnant]

Check levels similar to banks

Probably lower ?

[real island]

Damn that sucks

😔

[simple python]

anyone interviewed with munich re? 😰

yeah i did

i just got the virtual one after

yeah

idek if its real swe or just IT stuff 💀 didnt even read jd

[tough knot]

One way is just a waste of time

So annoying

[simple python]

yeah maybe i'll ask them in this interview if its shit im out

[eternal fossil]

yo man

no fucking jobs out here

im tired

[main grotto]

yee

its rough

[old egret]

damn was l the ahole??
recruiter got me waiting on teams for over 15mins l left the meeting, should lv waited? found it kinda disrespectful

[eternal fossil]

normally this would be the right thing to do

but since interviews are scarce

you shouldve stayed on

[tough knot]

What company

[old egret]

intact

[wooden lichen]

is there anything for canada yet

[tough knot]

Should’ve stayed tbh, but they are the aholes

[old egret]

oh well, l had feeling they found their guy u know so l was like maybr lm just wasting my time here

[eternal fossil]

true

[old egret]

l will

[real island]

They should give you a reschedule

[fallen mason]

damn nta but respect

[real island]

I wouldn’t have waited longer than that

[fallen mason]

i would've simped so hard for a job

[real island]

I woulda just emailed and said there is not enough time to conduct the interview

[old egret]

even last minute l wouldv been like yeah sure but like damn on hold felt different

[old egret]

how much is too much tho?

tbh after 5 l was like bruah u kiddin me o wah?

[real island]

I’d say after 10 min they prob not coming

Too much woulda been like staying most of the time

[old egret]

they say mannn f this bum

🪢

[stable ravine]

I waited 10mins on teams once. The recruiter casually came and said she was busy.

[real island]

😭😭😭

[stable ravine]

rej from Deloitte

wt fffff

[lapis tide]

deloitte shill

[stable ravine]

getting resume rejected by deloitte

feels so bad man

[real island]

Anyone hear back for interview from Amplify after finishing OA?

[broken whale]

bro

where are all the jobs fam

[flint sequoia]

I waited 20min on Teams and the recruiter came and said the role is for people still in school even though I already stated i graduated already in my application

[storm stream]

Canada

No job

Joever

[robust lotus]

maybe I should've took loo geomatics

[real island]

Fr

[turbid island]

if it helps they reached out a month after oa completion last year

[real island]

Oh okay thanks!

[simple python]

wtf snowflake canada out?

😭

wtf reposted 1 day ago but i scroll through linkedin 10 times a day and never see this

[old egret]

l saw last night, on indeed didnt apply didnt wanna get my heart broken even more

[hot rapids]

Every time I apply to snowflake, I close OA

[short robin]

where's my rbc oa 😭

[timid tartan]

Anyone going to the YNCN career summit today or career fair tomorrow?

[stable ravine]

will get rejections from there too

[timid tartan]

This has to be yet another internship

[stable ravine]

was it this bad last year?

for ng

[timid tartan]

No last year was better lmfao

So y'all juniors and below just be mindful

[stable ravine]

[timid tartan]

Market is only gonna get worse lmfao

[simple python]

[stable ravine]

good luck jrs; get that return offer else get ready to flip burgir

[timid tartan]

I generally tell people to delay graduation unless they have multiple faang / big N internships on resume

Otherwise there's no point

[timid tartan]

LOL

[stable ravine]

delaying graduation is double edged sword what if the condition get worse?

[timid tartan]

It is most likely gonna get worse but if you delay by 1 year then you gotta get 3 big N internships

[stable ravine]

• extra term fee

can someone ban him;

[stable ravine]

3 big N?

[turbid island]

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[stable ravine]

bruh

Remember change comes from taking an original path".

[lunar sandal]

Impossible for intl

intl I accepted that unless ur from your time ( a year above me )

[stable ravine]

why?

[lunar sandal]

u can’t do that

Cuz you cant work ft during school terms

[stable ravine]

you can extend study permit and extend?

[lunar sandal]

Esp in this market

[stable ravine]

yeah

makes sense

fml

[lunar sandal]

Wait a minute u just gave me an idea lmfao

Work permit

And then postpone school

[stable ravine]

fck it Ima grind leetcode and use it as my depression punch bag

[lunar sandal]

HOLY SHIT

[stable ravine]

until I get a job

[lunar sandal]

DID I JUST CRACK IT ?

u apply for an open wp or some shit

[stable ravine]

broo

rofl

[lunar sandal]

And then just spam apply for the entire year

[stable ravine]

you'll get expelled

[real island]

💀

[lunar sandal]

and extend study permit by a year

LMFAO

fax

[stable ravine]

you can't have 2 visa's at the same time

visa scam

[real island]

Bro not solving leetcode problems he solving life problems 💯

[lunar sandal]

wdym

U can have co op work permit and study permit

[sly kindle]

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Shazi (@ShaziGoalie)

"Corporate Betrayal"

🇨🇦 IT Workers Forced Out, Replaced by Foreign Hires, Exposing a National Injustice. 👇🏽

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[lunar sandal]

Every intl Kid does that

[stable ravine]

co-op is different from work permit

[real island]

💀

[lunar sandal]

ah

[sly kindle]

Here's why y'all can't find jobs

[real island]

Trained his own replacement

[stable ravine]

co-op is just study permit + special permission to work

[real island]

😭😭😭😭😭

[lunar sandal]

Yep yep I realize that

Nvm bro we are still disadvantaged

[real island]

It’s time to go to the US 😔

Canada is doomed

[lunar sandal]

Mans thought he was on to smth there ( I’m mans )

[stable ravine]

skill issues

[sly kindle]

Can't wait to claim skill issues when you get laid off and replaced by a TFW 😉

[stable ravine]

nah I grind 24x7

[timid tartan]

Well, co-op I guess

[stable ravine]

😤

[timid tartan]

Co-op term extension

[lunar sandal]

Yea but in this market I gotta decide whether to take safe job or take best job

[stable ravine]

can't wait to leave for US but it's the same over there

[lunar sandal]

cuz yk how co op is right

[timid tartan]

Not full time

[lunar sandal]

They bitch you out to accept really fast

[timid tartan]

Just internship

[stable ravine]

more jobs than in canada but x10 comp

[lunar sandal]

Wdym

that’s the same thing

Ft work

[timid tartan]

Well yeah I guess lmao

But I mean

If you wanna go for safe companies

Do that on the last work term

[real island]

Tbh tho if you can beat the comp in US it’s easier

[timid tartan]

Other than that, big N or die

[stable ravine]

nothing is safe r8 now

[timid tartan]

Relatively more safe

Lmao

[stable ravine]

I got rejected by Deloitte

[broken whale]

FT?

bro was gonna make 50k/yr anyways

iss okay

[vivid fiber]

What does this mean

[broken whale]

[vivid fiber]

If you can beat the comp in the US you can prob beat the comp in Canada?

[broken whale]

Canada has no jobs

or companies

[timid tartan]

Tbh that’s good enough in this economy

I’ll sign any offers >= 40k TC

[broken whale]

Bro go back to CB

[weak gazelle]

mf probably made more than 40k in 12 weeks

[broken whale]

Lmao

[old egret]

tf thats barely to pay ur bus pass

[timid tartan]

CB ain’t hiring

[timid tartan]

Just gonna walk

[broken whale]

[timid tartan]

[broken whale]

No money to take a bus

[weak gazelle]

@timid tartan how's the tech market in jakarta

[broken whale]

[old egret]

isnt that like min wage nways?

[weak gazelle]

lets move to jakarta together

[broken whale]

Down

Someone come wid me

[timid tartan]

Nah still above

[timid tartan]

Ehhhh not too great either

[weak gazelle]

better than the US?

[timid tartan]

Also aiming for tech in Asia is a bad move

[broken whale]

How tf do u not have a job blud @timid tartan

[weak gazelle]

[weak gazelle]

how

[timid tartan]

It’s a different market scheme

In Asia, consulting pays much more

[broken whale]

Breh

[weak gazelle]

everywhere consulting pays much more

[timid tartan]

Bain pays consultants 8x more than SWE in Jakarta

[timid tartan]

I’m talking about new grad

[broken whale]

O Canada

[timid tartan]

This is def not the case for new grad in Canada lmao

[broken whale]

Ng 40k consulting

[timid tartan]

Bain consulting new grad is like 5k / month in Jakarta and the rent in Jakarta is like $500 max LOL

Tax is super low too

Majoring in CS was a big mistake ffs

[real island]

Oh like Canada barely has any jobs, so if you can be the top % of applicants in the US it’ll be easier than trying to getting a job in Canada

Since the US does have more applicants

[vivid fiber]

If ur in the top % of applicants in the US i feel like you're also a top applicant in Canada

[timid tartan]

But that doesn’t matter

Bcs nobody is hiring anyway

[old egret]

ud be overqualified in ca way higher comp in us

[real island]

That’s true

[storm stream]

I make 40k selling chromebooks, I should be thankful

I'm guessing it's with HRT

LFG

[stable ravine]

they pay 50k/yr? tf

[stable ravine]

yea

[broken whale]

Intern was 17/hr

[violet topaz]

doing HFT?

[broken whale]

Is Deloitte still open tho?

Will apply

[stable ravine]

bro someone said deloitte pays 90k/yr

[old egret]

for 17? f that lll go drive ups trucks make 250k

[broken whale]

Intern

Plus OT

[stable ravine]

slavery

[timid tartan]

I’m making 0k

[broken whale]

Dm deloitte link @stable ravine

[storm stream]

dm for google retail program referral

[stable ravine]

I don't have it. ig it was too old

check their job portal

[oblique crater]

bro my company hired like 7 directors this week

[timid tartan]

[stable ravine]

7 directors is 100 ng ;/

[oblique crater]

they literally could have hired 50 ng with that money

[stable ravine]

interns makes same as ng

+/-$5

[oblique crater]

canada just doesn’t give a fuck about young people

housing is too expensive but the older generations are becoming millionaires off of the increase in prices, the same older generation that’s hiring managers right now, it’s all just built on apathy

[violet topaz]

give it 20 years

it'll swing

[oblique crater]

I plan to be different that’s for damn sure

[timid tartan]

Yea this country man smh

[oblique crater]

the country is great it’s the leadership and mentality that’s got everyone twisted

[fickle juniper]

Yeah Canada sucks for young folks

[fickle lotus]

O canada, fuck you bud

[fickle juniper]

(relative to US)

[oblique crater]

well good thing no one lives forever but hopefully these old fucks don’t just sell all the housing to mega corps and leave us all to rent from some faceless entity

[timid tartan]

At least if rent is this high then have more companies like CB or Stripe paying >= 185k lmfao

[oblique crater]

id rather 30 companies pay 100-120 than 3 pay 185 and the rest pay 65

[violet topaz]

everyone in /r/cscareerquestionsCAD is ecstatic about their new jobs paying $50-60k. its not looking good

yeah do your own homework

[real island]

Ong

[oblique crater]

nah bro go attend office hours were dooming over here

[formal prism]

bro i got this as an oa

[violet topaz]

do your own oa

[real island]

Still do it on your own 💀

[formal prism]

lol rip

[timid tartan]

I’d rather have 1000+ companies paying 200k

[storm stream]

lil bro thinks this is chegg

[timid tartan]

Gotta create my own country I guess

[oblique crater]

yeah even the US isn’t like that lol

[storm stream]

bro pls let me be minister of foreign affairs

[reef niche]

anyone interviewed with carta for swe

[timid tartan]

LOL

[storm stream]

so I can summon the canadian embassador and spit in his face

[timid tartan]

LMFAOOOO

[storm stream]

😭

[timid tartan]

Bro Canada is seriously fcking all the new grads rn

[oblique crater]

who’s running for prime minister here i’ll vote immediately

[timid tartan]

I’ve been searching for ANY new grad jobs

Not just engineering related

[oblique crater]

have you tried changing your search terms

[timid tartan]

So that includes like analyst, finance, etc

[oblique crater]

like junior

[timid tartan]

There’s barely any ffs

[worldly ridge]

me. ill impirson all landlords and give housing to everyone for free

[oblique crater]

newgrad is a more US term

[timid tartan]

Yes

[stable ravine]

I tried jr, junior, new grad, new graduate,

[timid tartan]

I have lmao

[lunar sandal]

Some company evergreen

Rejected me

[timid tartan]

There is not much

[lunar sandal]

And the email was in my spam

[timid tartan]

It’s fcked like

UK has many more entry level jobs than Canada

[oblique crater]

how good are you at programming, get a new startup going

[stable ravine]

fr?

[worldly ridge]

@timid tartan are you getting any leads

[lapis tide]

fiend please berate steven

[timid tartan]

I’m bad

[worldly ridge]

steven tell us

[timid tartan]

Yes

[weak gazelle]

i legit think steven's a bot

made by the real steven

to troll

[oblique crater]

yeah he’s a doom gpt

[worldly ridge]

he has like 10 offers but he just likes doom posting

[timid tartan]

Just 2 are actually making some progress within Canada

[weak gazelle]

meanwhile man's doing stripe HM round

for 300k NG

[lapis tide]

[worldly ridge]

wym wihtin? r u doing international jbo search too?

[timid tartan]

Of course

I apply everywhere around the world lmfao

UK, Europe, Australia, Singapore mainly

[oblique crater]

i don’t intend to roast you but how have you not kept a good relationship with any of your managers from your internship? is it a solid absolute no to have you back for every single company?

[timid tartan]

Yep I’ve tried

CB said wait till they put up a job posting

Amazon is toast

Circle not hiring NGs

[lapis tide]

why is amazon toast

[timid tartan]

Waitlisting everyone

[oblique crater]

and the other 2 or 3?

[worldly ridge]

atleast singapore has the same currency vlaue as us

[timid tartan]

Nobody has gotten a new grad offer

[timid tartan]

I only have 4 internships lmfao the rest is not really internship

They are contract work done within my uni

[lapis tide]

bro only has 4 internships

everyone laugh at steven

[oblique crater]

what’s the 4th don’t dox the company but what did the manager say

[timid tartan]

Borealis AI (subsidiary of RBC) lmfao

[sly kindle]

Usually happens before a company goes under

[timid tartan]

Wait for job posting

[oblique crater]

you’ll get something if not i’ll hire you for 41k

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

[oblique crater]

our stock price is at an all time high

[sly kindle]

Great time to get new directors (friends) in, give them stocks

[sly kindle]

What company?

[oblique crater]

seems like it i mean the tech org is expanding rapidly and they did do a semi hiring freeze the last year or so so maybe they’re just catching up now that the profits have kept steady

no

[timid tartan]

Let's just pray some miracle happens

Idk what to do anymore lmfao

[worldly ridge]

Your leads will become offers

[timid tartan]

[oblique crater]

he’s got a 41k job offer to look forward to me from on may 1st

[night plover]

we in the same time zone as the UTC-04:00 right?

[vivid fiber]

Depends on what coast you're on

[night plover]

yea from Toronto

[storm stream]

I was told if you work hard and pay your taxes, you can make something of yourself in this country

[lapis tide]

who told you that

[timid tartan]

Printing 20 pages of resume for career fair

Coping max

[storm stream]

waste of ink

just be ready to scan a lot of QR codes

that take you to google forms

[timid tartan]

Canadian companies ain’t having a high tech like that

[storm stream]

true they gonna hand out a business card with their pager number on it

[timid tartan]

Did Trudeau pay you to say that?

[storm stream]

he you can make something of yourself

little did I know

that something is: 🤡

[worldly ridge]

its called the canadian dream because u have to be asleep to beleive it

chill momo, see you in our penthouse in billionaires row next year?

[storm stream]

LMMAAOOOOO

yes.... as a maid

[worldly ridge]

no, as owners of the penthouse

[storm stream]

lottomax my only hope

[faint echo]

nobody hires in november / december right?

[old egret]

dont say that thats my last hope 😅 if not rope

[old egret]

when tho? next year?

[old egret]

sounds like the scammers that call everyday

my fate is sealed

[sly kindle]

How so?

[timid tartan]

There’s Amazon Robotics in this career fair lmao but they’re only hiring interns

[vernal sigil]

Theyre not even hiring. I applied 1 month ago and it’s still under application submitted

[vernal sigil]

Ask them about ro

[timid tartan]

Ya

[real island]

Summer?

[timid tartan]

Useless

[timid tartan]

Not sure

[vernal sigil]

No

[timid tartan]

They are lmao

They are here

But just for internships

Which idc

[vernal sigil]

They were at ghc too but not hiring anyone

[timid tartan]

Wtf

Maybe need 4 HFT internships to get hired

Who knows 🤣

[lunar sandal]

Amazon AWS Neuron internalnposting

😇😇

[timid tartan]

?

[lunar sandal]

there’s an internal ml posting on pey

U can’t find it on zon portal

I think they’re doing

targeted hiring

[timid tartan]

That’s PEY

[lunar sandal]

oh

[timid tartan]

I need new grad 😭

[lunar sandal]

NVM lol

Ahh

bro like I said

Try small af firms

Burlington

Mississauga

[timid tartan]

Lol ya I do apply to those

[lunar sandal]

Brampton ( gg )

Bro they probably think you’re using them as a backup LMFAO

[timid tartan]

I even applied to some oil and gas companies in Calgary

[lunar sandal]

cuz my friends been doing that they have decent call back rate

[timid tartan]

Idec which company or position anymore

[lunar sandal]

And they have fintech

[timid tartan]

Backup my ass

I can’t even get a single job

[lunar sandal]

Fr bro maybe the move is to deprecate faang experience and apply

[timid tartan]

[timid tartan]

Hmmmmm

[lunar sandal]

I think I cooked with this ngl

At least small firms maybe tone down ur resume for them

[timid tartan]

So you are saying they are looking for the worst candidates

Tf

[timid tartan]

Interesting lol

[lunar sandal]

candidates that won’t pass the job offer up for smth higher paying, yes

Cuz these firms have no idea abt junior engineer market being this bad right

[timid tartan]

Don’t they realize there is nothing higher paying that is actually hiring

[lunar sandal]

They don’t

[timid tartan]

[lunar sandal]

cuz they’re not exclusively a software company

[timid tartan]

Smh

[lunar sandal]

try those ones

[timid tartan]

Hmm

True

[lunar sandal]

I’m sure you’ll get something lol

[timid tartan]

Ok then I’ll submit a blank resume

[vernal sigil]

They probably think that you’re trash if u got all those internships and no ro

[sly kindle]

I have 4 internships and am applying to NG

Does that look bad then?

[timid tartan]

I mean

It’s not even my fault

😭

But true tho I’m trash regardless

[tight gale]

No you are special to me

[lunar sandal]

you’re just triggering everyone here with dem stats

[timid tartan]

[timid tartan]

Loo?

[storm stream]

If they're not faang + hft then it's worthless

[sly kindle]

Nah, the high school down the street called WLU

[sly kindle]

One is FAANG and the second most recent is high frequency advertisement exchange, pretty much HFT for ads

[storm stream]

HFA

[sly kindle]

HOW QUICKLY CAN WE DELIVER ADVERTISEMENTS TO YOUR DEVICE??

LETS SPEED UP THAT TIME!!!

that but unironically what the company does

[lunar sandal]

Bro

how

what year r u

[weak gazelle]

is ur faang amazon

[lunar sandal]

How did WLU MANS get this

[lunar sandal]

hi

[weak gazelle]

hi

[sly kindle]

I’m in 4th/5th year

[lunar sandal]

Oh no wonder WLU Waterloo double degree is a thing

[timid tartan]

Goated

[lunar sandal]

It’s literally neighboring schools

[timid tartan]

Lmfao

[lunar sandal]

I always wondered what the fuck is that about

[weak gazelle]

bro there's a bunch of really cracked ppl at WLU

[lunar sandal]

none at UofT!

love to see it.

[oblique crater]

yeah the dorms at waterloo were full so they put them in WLU

the only reason they’re there

[lunar sandal]

Lemme just… make sure I get an 85 on this pset before I glance at the job portal !! ^_^

[weak gazelle]

@worldly ridge is one of them

[worldly ridge]

whats WLU?

[honest tulip]

Does anyone have a list of Canadian internships they applied to

I don’t have access to my coop job board

[worldly ridge]

Yes

Here it is:

[honest tulip]

Cuz all the simplify postings r for next summer

And is

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

[honest tulip]

Us

[timid tartan]

FUCK PSETS

I still have to do my APM236 problem set

Ffs

[tough knot]

Rejected it, not worth. UW is only good with coop, otherwise mid

Also, not hard to get in, since a 97 essentially guarantees it

[fallen mason]

are y’all getting interviews

[lunar sandal]

Surely that’s bap

Cap

So if u get WLoo cs with No co op it’s not worth?

[rancid nacelle]

I thought wloo cs was only w/ co op now

[oblique crater]

it’s less worth it but the quality of the education is the same

[fallen mason]

imo there’s better choices

[jolly orbit]

in canada? lol no