canada

[soft hamlet]

Awesome CV if you want to spend 10 hours modifying it

[tight gale]

I use John's

[soft hamlet]

🥴

[broken whale]

breh

Jake's is overrated

wtf is John fam

jake's lil bro?

[real island]

Jake’s brother

💀

[broken whale]

what resume template do y'all use?

people who do not use jake or john

[lapis tide]

Text file

[soft hamlet]

Highly modified awesome cv

[soft hamlet]

I made my own markup language

[broken whale]

breh

[storm stream]

i made my own

[broken whale]

send template

dm

[storm stream]

it's custom no template

[broken whale]

[wheat comet]

what do u use

[storm stream]

if you search on overleaf there's some nice ones

[wheat comet]

everyone send resume latex file

[wheat comet]

ohh okay ill take a look

[storm stream]

they basically look like Jakes but some have nicer fonts

[wheat comet]

yea i use jakes but some tweaks here and there and different font

[wooden lichen]

wtf

[storm stream]

jakes + tweaks is the new meta

[lunar sandal]

PMFAOO

I’m dying

[broken whale]

is jake's even parsable?

[lunar sandal]

Ye it is lol

[soft hamlet]

You can just change the font

[vernal sigil]

theres already different fonts built into jake's template. u just need to uncomment the lines

[lunar sandal]

I don’t wanna work guys 😭

[storm stream]

ok 👍🏼

[lunar sandal]

I don’t wanna do anything

Write a Python to latex transputer

Transpiler

[eternal fossil]

it is but tbh once you get the hang of it

its good as hell

[vernal sigil]

someone who got jane street makes his resumes with react

[lunar sandal]

wtf

[vernal sigil]

yea hope he releases it soon

[lunar sandal]

isn’t that just

HTML and css

As ur resume

[vernal sigil]

yea and then he can convert to pdf

[lunar sandal]

LMFAO

[vernal sigil]

u wish. we cant even pass the mcdonalds bar

[soft hamlet]

Some of my friends at top companies do that too

[turbid island]

is it the guy that goes to brown

[timid tartan]

That was me bruh

🤣

[soft hamlet]

They were like I never learned altex

But ik css

And they just have their resume like that

[broken whale]

i have that JS guys resume website beta

it has bugs

[turbid island]

https://www.overleaf.com/articles/marianorodeckers-cv-2019/qhdhschjbwfg

i stained this from hrt

eng

[vernal sigil]

idt so. he had "visiting student at stanford" and something else

[lunar sandal]

This looks worse

Than

[soft hamlet]

That's just awesome cv

[lunar sandal]

Jakes

why r we debating over resume don’t

[soft hamlet]

I can send you my adapted awesome cv

[vernal sigil]

why are there random red letter

[lunar sandal]

Font

[broken whale]

https://www.overleaf.com/latex/templates/deedy-cv/bjryvfsjdyxz

[turbid island]

just change it

[broken whale]

hows this?

[turbid island]

or maybe its another

[vernal sigil]

🐐

[turbid island]

one

i wasnt looking so deep

[broken whale]

am a 🐐 too

[turbid island]

https://hachiyuki8.github.io/assets/JoannaY_resume.pdf

liek this person

[soft hamlet]

This is my version

[broken whale]

used Jake's?

[soft hamlet]

It's a very outdated resume

[vernal sigil]

why python and java bold

[soft hamlet]

but this is the format

[soft hamlet]

I bolded them out of the job posting this is a year old resume

I stopped using it

[soft hamlet]

no

[broken whale]

send ur resume template @vernal sigil

[soft hamlet]

I adapted it from AwesomeCV

[broken whale]

mf got zon

[soft hamlet]

Same base as this one

[broken whale]

oh okok

[soft hamlet]

but I adapted it completely

[lunar sandal]

send noodz(template)

[broken whale]

pm

[soft hamlet]

jake's sucks we need to make Ryan's resume frfr

[soft hamlet]

jake's but sans serif font

[broken whale]

cap

[vernal sigil]

roboto font

[soft hamlet]

yeah fair enough

roboto kind of stinky

[broken whale]

what template?

send link

[soft hamlet]

I like roboto but it's a little stinky

[vernal sigil]

jake with mods

[soft hamlet]

it's just jake's but he changed the font and some other adjustments

[broken whale]

okok

[soft hamlet]

pretty much everything is jake's

why are you so against it

jake's and awesomecv

[broken whale]

aitch

cos jake's is very common

Everyone and their mom uses Jake's

[soft hamlet]

conformity where your resume passes screens is better than otherwise

at least imo

[broken whale]

:deadge

[soft hamlet]

HIIIIIIII

[wheat comet]

when is cs careers canada link up

[vernal sigil]

tbh all of my offers and microsoft interview were without jake

with my school's co-op template

[broken whale]

tf

[turbid island]

bruh

like those 2 pagers

[broken whale]

goated school

[lunar sandal]

Did u land an offer or smth

[simple python]

coop logo on resume meta

[vernal sigil]

no i merged into jake

[lunar sandal]

Congrats

[simple python]

everyone share your logo

[broken whale]

lmfao

fuck that

we going full Coop mode

[vernal sigil]

we the only ones with logo

[real island]

Doomed

[simple python]

lmao

its logo or bust

logo = microsoft + amazon

no logo = rejected at tims

[lunar sandal]

Noice what company

[wheat comet]

8 hours leetcode a day

[lunar sandal]

idk if that’s… beneficial lol btw

FAX I would

[wheat comet]

holy fuck no wonder i can never move on to next round

[lunar sandal]

U lucky fucker I wish I could LC rn

[simple python]

u gotta do more than 8 bro someone out heres gonna do 8 hours and 1 minute

[broken whale]

[soft hamlet]

do you want to see my co-op template

[vernal sigil]

ye for amazon i did 5-8 hours leetcode a day for 10 days

[vernal sigil]

yea

[wheat comet]

holy fuvk

actual grinders

[eternal fossil]

if u pick a cool font

[simple python]

i think its just resume maxxing

then if u get an interview

just grind lc whole day

[vernal sigil]

i never did leetcode before though so i had to catch up

[eternal fossil]

you can also do some package import in your project where you can make sure your font is 1:1 machine readable

[wheat comet]

didnt u say u had microsoft n stuff

u got those without lc ???

[turbid island]

what tf is that

[vernal sigil]

i dont have microsoft

[soft hamlet]

my school's resume template for "CS majors"

[vernal sigil]

thats shit lol

[soft hamlet]

[wheat comet]

oh i thiught i read that

[soft hamlet]

we're expected to apply to zon with this resume on the co-op board

and morgan stanley

[vernal sigil]

zon is apply by website on co-op boards

[soft hamlet]

we have 5 morgan stanley spots this term

for the summer

[broken whale]

wwdym by spots?

mofos dont even reply

[soft hamlet]

to promote on our co-op board, they have a mini quota

[broken whale]

u go to loo?

[soft hamlet]

nah

Carleton

our co-op board says we have 5 spots at morgan stanley and 1 at zon for s24

[broken whale]

breh

Morgan stanley ghost here

mofos

[soft hamlet]

they gotta pick 5 out of a thousand

probably 1500 when you combine swe majors

[broken whale]

deadge

[soft hamlet]

we have 3000 CS majors

[broken whale]

go to shopify. Dont u guys have tie up with shopify or some shit

[soft hamlet]

shopify hasn't hired interns in like 3 years now unless you have recruiter referral or are a return student

[broken whale]

breh

fucked innit

[soft hamlet]

at some point we were t5 in canada in terms of faang+ new grad roles by %

[wheat comet]

r recruiter referrals better than full time swe referrals

[soft hamlet]

only like 10-15% make it to faang+ now

instead of 25%

shopify carried us hard

[turbid island]

well do they count dev degree

[soft hamlet]

no

this is for new grad

dev degree only has like 40-50 students a year

[turbid island]

oh they dont get ft

[soft hamlet]

they do

but dev degree is too small to matter

[turbid island]

yeah so doesnt that contribute to the numbers

[soft hamlet]

yeah it does, they are still doing dev degree

[turbid island]

bruh 40 isnt that small of a number

[soft hamlet]

it is when you compare it to 3000 CS majors at our school

[broken whale]

i got into dev degree are carleton but i thought it was shit

[soft hamlet]

you fumbled the bag

they have an open door for return students

[broken whale]

i also thought waterloo cs was meh

[soft hamlet]

if you graduated 2 years ago, you would have had a 120k shopify job lined up

right after graduation, no need to apply

[broken whale]

[soft hamlet]

these days they pay returns 90k

if they have any openings at al

it's brutal

[broken whale]

F

90k deadge

[eternal fossil]

this channel fr pops more than the new grad channels its insane

[broken whale]

[soft hamlet]

90k in ottawa is epic

but cisco takes the cake with their 120k

[broken whale]

imagine making 90k in vancouver

[soft hamlet]

[eternal fossil]

wait what

[broken whale]

[eternal fossil]

where were u when i had an offer in ottawa for 80k at cisco

tf

[broken whale]

u worked at cisco?

[soft hamlet]

couple people got 120k offers

[broken whale]

mf

[soft hamlet]

[eternal fossil]

no

i had an offer for 80k

[broken whale]

rejected?

[eternal fossil]

yes

[broken whale]

pming u

got Qs

[eternal fossil]

sure

[soft hamlet]

I got cisco interview in first year

without doing OA

met a recruiter at an event

funny times

dev degree only got good a couple years in

at the start they didn't have enough planning and infrastructure to accomodate all the stinky first years

well

it's like 50k in value

when you consider textbooks paid, spotify premium, tutiion, etc

but also you were allowed to shop around for internships

but then you wouldn't have to have the loan

someone at Carleton did twitch swe ft and then worked shopify dd part time

funny

a decent amount of cracked people double up on jobs

oh was it york

i forgor

someone in dd

ah

ah nice

cracked

i not cracc

[eternal fossil]

i am

this is back in march lol

if u search thru this chat

u can see me asking for opinions

it was too little money to move out

[soft hamlet]

80k not enough in toronto to move out?

[eternal fossil]

no they wanted me to move to ottawa

i live in toronto with my parents

[soft hamlet]

o t t a w a

gg

😭

rent is like 1.3k now

:/

for like a convenient place

[eternal fossil]

what????

it was like 2k

[soft hamlet]

what

no

[eternal fossil]

when i was looking for apartments

in kanata

[soft hamlet]

you were probably looking at the wrong time

no

kanata is for rich people

[eternal fossil]

bro even further away

[soft hamlet]

if you don't mind a 30 minute one way on the bus, you can cut it down to 1.3k-1.5k

[eternal fossil]

it was like 50 min bus rides to the office

what the fuck

cheapest i found around then

[soft hamlet]

i live like an hour away by bus (account for an hour and a half ), rent here is like a one bedroom for 800-1k

[eternal fossil]

was like 1.5k

[soft hamlet]

when were you looking

[eternal fossil]

and it was like 50 min one way

[soft hamlet]

2020?

[eternal fossil]

no

earlier this year

march

[soft hamlet]

bro what

some of my friends scored $900/month in south keys

they got rent in feb

[eternal fossil]

i used rentals.ca

because i had to budget first

got an estimated budget

and then took it from there

[soft hamlet]

idk what my friends used, probably facebook marketplace

kind of risky but eh

it was like 2 months deposit

[eternal fossil]

yeah im guessing i had to have lived there

to be able to scoop these deals

[soft hamlet]

probably, some of my friends were rushing there day of to try to see the place

rent goes by quick

you have to shop for a couple months

[soft hamlet]

you could have gotten mid things for like 1.5k

hell you can get a room in the expensive building near campus for 1550/month

[eternal fossil]

man

nobody told me these things then

[soft hamlet]

should have messaged some ottawa mans

[eternal fossil]

i dont know anybody

[broken whale]

2019

[soft hamlet]

[eternal fossil]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSHH

i need to move here

[soft hamlet]

you get one room in that suite for 1550 a month

which is quite expensive for students

but you get a full gym

and you get shuttles to and from campus

and if it's off peak you call them and they send a bus

[eternal fossil]

bro this is royalty

[soft hamlet]

if you share a room with someone it's 1350 a month each

[soft hamlet]

where are you working now

yes but they look similar to this

[eternal fossil]

nowhere

unemployed since then

had an recruiter reach out to me from lockheed a few months ago

in halifax for 70k

now THAT i genuinely couldnt do

peanuts

[soft hamlet]

message your recruiter for cisco dawg

[eternal fossil]

would live paycheque to paycheque

[soft hamlet]

get back into it

[eternal fossil]

i did

bro im not

i would have to move

[soft hamlet]

a lounge

[eternal fossil]

id have to live paycheque to paycheque hoping nothing went wrong

halifax is dog shit for rent too

[soft hamlet]

we thrive

[broken whale]

thinking of becoming a yootoobeeer

[soft hamlet]

I made a shitpost for my web dev course

and it has 86 views

do you guys wanna see

[broken whale]

ye

[soft hamlet]

ill dm

I submitted a how to touch grass video as a submission for a course

[broken whale]

brah lmfao

[soft hamlet]

https://youtu.be/w8_261jGyfg?feature=shared

imma get 100% on it

[lapis tide]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-typing-very-fast-gif-24785119

[soft hamlet]

oh I don't play it

I downloaded the exe to record the vid

[lapis tide]

why did you turn the comments off

[soft hamlet]

it's an unlisted video

well yeah but all the dumb mac people wouldn't understand an uninstall screen

😔

[lapis tide]

windows users arguing how an uninstaller makes more sense

[soft hamlet]

someone got arrested there at some point because they would "innocently" leave a bag of chips near the bench

but there would actually be drugs in it

[drifting shore]

empty inbox

[simple python]

or INTERVIEWS

head up kings

and queens

[real island]

Received nothin but rejections this week 🥲

[normal jetty]

what about renting a room

from fb marketplace

[thick sinew]

has anyone done interviews for intuit for interning

is it 5 stages like it is for full time?

[timid tartan]

SWE? I don't think so

[tawny raptor]

No

[vernal sigil]

U have Microsoft interview

[thick sinew]

yea that would be pretty overkill for just an intern

[real island]

I tbink it’s cuz I applied to explore

So it triggered all those transfers

[real island]

I didn’t get no email yet 🥲

[vernal sigil]

Tomorrow is the day

[real island]

🥺

The weird thing is why did so many transfer at the same time

Unless they accidentally updated more than one application

[lunar sandal]

hold on wtf

msft internships?

[real island]

Ye

Look at this 💀

[lunar sandal]

EWWWW

america postings

any canada

[real island]

And I got un rejected from North Dakota

[lunar sandal]

bro ofc u did who tf is even coding in north dakota

[real island]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lunar sandal]

North Dakota

tbh take it

low rent

low col

big name'

[real island]

💀💀💀

[timid tartan]

Tf man no more NG jobs in Canada I guess

Is NG hiring really over already wtf

[kindred burrow]

Don't you have Hubspot final?

[timid tartan]

Well ye I do

It’s just kinda pathetic that even UK has more NG jobs than Canada 🙃

[lunar sandal]

so you have a final interview with a place but ur still doomposting

[oblique quiver]

u dont have offer until offer sadly

[lunar sandal]

wbu plasmatic

r u still in uni or

[oblique quiver]

im like first half of 3rd yr lo

[lunar sandal]

ex google ex jane street ex netflix?

[oblique quiver]

i aced an interview once and then told position was cancelled

[oblique quiver]

nah, 2 mid-sized canadian tech companies

me work now weeeeee

[lunar sandal]

u are gm bro

ur better than literally everyone in the server

[timid tartan]

Dooming is in my veins

[lunar sandal]

shud just apply to an HFT in the US

and leave

[timid tartan]

Who

[lunar sandal]

plasmatic

[timid tartan]

Oh

Lmfao

[lapis tide]

berate more

[normal jetty]

Uk has twice the population tho

[worldly ridge]

Tomorow is Wednesday

It's going to be a W

Wednesday starts with W

so it will be a W

[tight gale]

W

[worldly ridge]

No more rejections tommorow

[tight gale]

[worldly ridge]

Abgs in your inbox

[tight gale]

[zinc knot]

I’d take that over the offers

[broken whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-sad-gif-25488313

[placid dawn]

wat dis

[lunar sandal]

Westjet flight attendant OA

Anyone done

IBM intern OA?

just tell me difficulty

ye

I think it’s 4 or 12 not sure

I don’t think I would have to do an OA for PEY lol

So ig 4 months ?

Welp

You made doordash bro

SHUT UP

styll I got ghosted by dem mans

[drifting shore]

didn’t get to apply to ibm

It closed after 2 days

[lunar sandal]

how bro

[simple python]

whts the name of the OA?

[lunar sandal]

I legit applied like 2 days ago or smth

[simple python]

i think i got like fuckin 3 oas from ibm in the last week lm,ao

is it front end somethin 45min 2qs

[lunar sandal]

General software dev

2023-2024

wtf is this

2023???

[simple python]

LMFAO

[drifting shore]

link pls ibm careers page is buggy af

[lunar sandal]

What year does yours say

what the actual fuck I’m applying for a position in the past ? 😱

[simple python]

2023 2024 as well

[lunar sandal]

🤯

[simple python]

💀

doomed

but its just meds for me not too difficult

[lunar sandal]

How do you know

[simple python]

i did it

[lunar sandal]

the question difficulty

wtf

So you did it

[simple python]

felt like a med

[lunar sandal]

But you have to still do it@?

What in the time travel is going on

[simple python]

💀

[lunar sandal]

Just tell me one thing straight

Was it array quesfions

[simple python]

iyeah it was an array q for me

[lunar sandal]

🫡

Gracias

time to grind ig

and bomb my test

[simple python]

idk why im even doing ibm oas never passing resume anyways 💀

[lunar sandal]

It’s not auto tho?

[simple python]

after that its another resume look no?

or am stupid

[lunar sandal]

oh

[simple python]

cause i think hr look at it and then someone else will look at it

[lunar sandal]

the system is rigged

goodnight

[simple python]

back to my doomer cave

[wheat comet]

dont ever think that ur success is merit based. your life is planned out for you already.

💯

if u were meant to be homeless, u will be homeless

[faint echo]

2 rejection emails at midnight 😩

[lunar sandal]

My OA is for

Compiler dev intern

Dear god what have I gotten myself into

What’s the dress code to these

Can I pull up in casual

Or do I have to put on a fucking suit

[drifting shore]

i never received cisco oa

[lunar sandal]

Bro I have 0 business casual clothes

ima just pull@up in cargo sneakers and shirt

[teal remnant]

@soft hamlet do you know how long it take to here back from Nokia after interview

[wooden lichen]

rs

[worldly ridge]

P4E Job fair this season:

[wooden lichen]

you got nokia interview ????

what term

[teal remnant]

Not me friend gave interview and waiting for response winter 24

[wooden lichen]

oh nvm

[teal remnant]

Do you know any timeline ?

[teal remnant]

Ayo

[wooden lichen]

i’ve applied for like 4 diff positions but just ghosted

idk how nokia timeline is

[faint echo]

is this only for students or new grad too?

[worldly ridge]

u think P4E will be different ?

[lunar sandal]

Lots of women in the vid, clearly

[faint echo]

whats GHC?

oh

[weak gazelle]

wtf

[old egret]

how do u intern at amazon n get a return offer ???

[lunar sandal]

By interning and getting a return offer, I think not sure

[old egret]

nvr heard anyone doing an internship at amazon besides utubez

refer me

[drifting shore]

amazon hires anyone but getting the oa is rng

[drifting shore]

surely someone at ur school interned there

[old egret]

r u serious damn that f sucks

[drifting shore]

no

zon is not real

[old egret]

l knew it rope time

[tranquil goblet]

anyone ever interview with Borealis AI?

[soft hamlet]

Can be like a month

[timid tartan]

Yea, resume walkthrough + LC hard

[tranquil goblet]

RIP

how hard is hard

Will i cry

[timid tartan]

Actual hard label in LC

[teal remnant]

Any verbal offers?

[soft hamlet]

My friends last cycle got emails, idk

[lapis tide]

i dont think anyone cares

also these are kinda mid ngl

go if you have genuine questions

dont expect anything more

[soft hamlet]

I wear a dress shirt on green pants

It's fine

As long as you wear a dress shirt you look better than most of the people there

Someone went to Deloitte in a stained soccer jersey

[lapis tide]

rent free

[vernal sigil]

Housing crisis

[lapis tide]

messi

[vernal sigil]

🫵🏻

[lapis tide]

😔

[worldly ridge]

who says there gonna get hired

is p4e job fair toda6

[teal remnant]

Is P4E good ?

[teal remnant]

There are some companies I am interested in but if they tell me to apply on career site I will lose it

Ima break their booth

Jk I am not in Ontario rn

[vernal sigil]

If u go ask amazon where are the return offers

[worldly ridge]

this was my experience when i went a logn time ago

💀

the question is, will it be super packed this year becasue jbo market is tight in different sectors :waz:

[zinc knot]

Are you sure bro

[broken whale]

Breh

[fickle juniper]

Couldn’t agree more ||/s|| https://www.linkedin.com/posts/neo-financial_engineering-product-marketing-activity-7112796869570809856-eygo

[inner coral]

Anyone hear back from Bell after applying for their graduate program?

[strange jay]

so whens trudeau resigning?

[nova brook]

I interviewed with them this Monday and heard back yesterday so pretty quick my case

[wooden lichen]

for winter or summer?

[karmic monolith]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2024_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_fall_intern_process, 2023_grad_process, 2024_grad_process

[barren sinew]

Why?

[ember stag]

why cant i apply to amd

like making an account

[nova brook]

Winter 2024

[broken whale]

Intact rejection just dropped

No W Wednesday

[fallen mason]

can u just stop an 8 month coop in 4 months somehow?

[broken whale]

Leave lmfao

What are they gunna do

Ull be blacklisted tho

[turbid island]

if u have like a start up or smth 8 months starting winter and u get somethkng good in summer

infinite worth no

[broken whale]

Startup turns out to be a unicorn 1 year later

Lmfao

Wealthsimple

Aka robinhood ripoff

[fallen mason]

it’s a mid sized local company

if I get something better for summer

I wanna leave

[turbid island]

if u got it from ur coop tjo u might get kicked out of ccop program

[fallen mason]

they can’t do anything but I’m wondering if when future companies do a background check on me, they find this

[fallen mason]

ya I mean it’s prob worth it if I got a dream company

plus my schools coop board sucks

[turbid island]

depends on when u graduate cuz if u wanna do off cycle in the states u need coop

for visa

[broken whale]

https://tenor.com/view/khabib-smesh-who-cares-today-gif-7681357949167899881

[simple python]

👀

[fallen mason]

ohh

[broken whale]

I saw that @real zinc

[turbid island]

exposed

[fallen mason]

I didn’t know that

[simple python]

[broken whale]

:Bombastic side eye:

R

F

No nitro

Too poor

[fickle juniper]

[broken whale]

Someone gift me nitro

Plox

Flexes being poor

I like u pfp

[fallen mason]

anyone just “match” with lucid motors on ripplematch?

is this a scam

[lapis tide]

i mean

check ripplematch

[alpine wadi]

same

[magic perch]

Saw an email from C1, got excited for a second, but it was just an ad for their credit card lool

[simple python]

!process c1 credit card

[karmic monolith]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2024_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_fall_intern_process, 2023_grad_process, 2024_grad_process

[wheat comet]

forward to me

[smoky flare]

cisco is playing games with me, never got the oa

[fickle lotus]

has anyone who applied for C1 canada moved on after OA?

ik ppl in the states are alr getting interviews

[wheat comet]

yea tell them u know someone for the position 😈

[analog current]

I got in without an OA

Nah cisco canada

[real island]

Anyone get matched with CarGurus

Brennan reach out 🤝

[alpine wadi]

yes

[real island]

gmi

🙏

[magic aurora]

intern?

[real island]

Yuh

[magic aurora]

ah ok

[wheat comet]

uve eaten enough

[magic aurora]

yo my fellow Lassonde man

🫡

i recognize the building in ur profile pic

[fallen mason]

ripplematch?

[real island]

Ye

Does it even mean anything

🥲

[fallen mason]

hmm

Brennan delsing?

[real island]

Ye 😔

[fallen mason]

I got the same for lucid motors

might be just spam

[real island]

True

Ngmi 😔

[fallen mason]

but I heard of someone who went through robinhood pipeline cuz of it

doesn’t hurt to apply

[smoky flare]

did you get an interview soon after applying? I applied when it came out

[real island]

Yeeeoooooooo

I’ll apply

[turbid island]

so do u just withdraw right b4 the work term happens

[old egret]

companies nowadays be like OA, 2nd OA, technical interview on site/virtual, HM round so...ur gonna be working on tests

[turbid island]

what if ur doing fall then

u just cant?

yeah but pretty likely ur gonna be at a placement for summer

weird

wait ur pachiti

did yk someone from our school works at cit sec

guy is goated

ye

ye

[honest tulip]

Where r all the Canada postings

[teal remnant]

I talked to Konrad guy bro said they get 5k resume every cycle and pick 15 interns

Welcome to Software Engineering

[fickle lotus]

Canada is a such a gg

Imma start looking for jobs in bumfuck saskatchewan and manitoba when I really get desperate

[real island]

wtf 😭😭😭

Anyone hear back after Nestle hirevue

[sly kindle]

There's like 4 NG jobs for 2024 in Canada rn

[normal jetty]

Atleast u didn’t do OTPP Hirevue

Programmer Analyst enterprise solutions intern

I remember doing that in 2022

To get auto rejected after

[analog current]

This was for summer 2023 co op, got the interview ~2 weeks after applying

No referral, pure vibes

How tf yall commercialized water

[real island]

LMAOOOO I messaged here when I finished it

I was down bad

😔

Seems like a max of 5 people prob it -> guaranteed interview 👀

Ngl that OKC OA was way worse

And I saw people say they finished it

💀

Gonna be me 🙏

WATER > CRUD

🙏

Bro my Amazon referral email went to junk 💀

But I got it thankfully

You will receive an automatic rejection if your resume is not in English.

What happened here 💀

[fickle lotus]

you got Bezo'd 💀

[real island]

Lmaoo fr

[teal remnant]

Ayo what’s up

[lapis tide]

car gurus

[fickle lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/reboot-mainframe-principal-office-cgi-gif-24906626

someone say Mainframe?

lowkey hm would this fuck you over when trying to switch to a more modern SWE position....

[tawny raptor]

Yea

Mainframe on resume = insta filtered

[fickle lotus]

GG

jesus, imagine trying to even get a handle on that lol

probs great experience tho if it is a modernization project but that's

[worldly ridge]

At P4E today?

Konrad always hiring, economy still strong

[broken whale]

Screw konrad fam

[night snow]

Konrad is big tech all along 🤝

[worldly ridge]

Mayeb back then

I knew soemone with 0 internships who got in NG

[fickle lotus]

yeah now they have their pick of the litter

[worldly ridge]

Now they are FAANG

[fickle lotus]

probs rejecting faang mfers

they got 5k apps for intern and gave 15 offers lol

It is

[night snow]

Those FAANG ppl don't know design
Konrad hires design driven ppl

[worldly ridge]

[fickle lotus]

I wasn't joking when I said I'll move to a random city in Winnpeg, Sask or the Maritimes if it means getting a dev job

When i get really desperate

[worldly ridge]

Was P4E fair packed?

If not, encomy is still strong

[lunar sandal]

now its a death sentence to graduate with no work experience lol

[worldly ridge]

yeah I literaly remember when people say in the cs subreddits said that ull be fine if u have 0 internships back then

and if you had 1+ ur better then average because a lot of kids ahve 0

good times

[fickle lotus]

Ppl in 2021 were posting about how all the doomers are wrong and it's possible to get jobs if you dont aim for faang

ppl are posting that now

2021 mfers dont know how good they had it

[night snow]

yeah you don't need internship experience look at all those bootcampers getting into major companies

My parents were telling me to just grad and get a ft with better benefits

[fickle lotus]

US citizens who're willing to move out of state are still getting jobs

In Canada we get rope drenched in maple syrup

[night snow]

Don't like being a doomer personally but with 0 replies on applications and parents talking about so and so working as senior engineers. and getting ghosted after all 3 of my part time tutor interviews... It's tiring

[normal jetty]

Summer 24 hasn’t even opened properly in Canada why r u dooming so early

[zinc knot]

please

im tired already

[fickle lotus]

ye that's one consolation

just gotta prep so you're ready for Jan/Feb

[night snow]

It is certainly better now than spring for new grad

[lunar sandal]

Yeah new grad is fucked

[normal jetty]

Extend ur grad date

To do internships

[night snow]

already gradded in May

[simple python]

extend grad date to do internships then no internships then rope

[normal jetty]

How’s winter going so far btw

[turbid island]

@zinc knot it might be over

i asked for update and got ghosted

[worldly ridge]

@night snow are you intl?

[night snow]

Citizen

[worldly ridge]

You can also apply for US

if Canada is dry

[zinc knot]

no way

[night snow]

https://tenor.com/view/canada-dry-one-piece-soda-gif-24735037

[zinc knot]

even after they took all yo deets

thats crazy

[turbid island]

fr bruh

[zinc knot]

Company shit anyway bro

Keep your head up

[zinc knot]

How’s the rest of the season been

[turbid island]

i get oas

but dont get intervdwi

unlucky

skill gapped

u?

[zinc knot]

0 OAs bro

What OAs did you get

[turbid island]

dbox

[zinc knot]

Everything been barren for me after tiktok oa

[turbid island]

tt

[zinc knot]

dbox based asf

[night snow]

You'll get it
Numbers game

[turbid island]

ramp

[zinc knot]

i gave tt cisco and goldman

[turbid island]

zip

cicsco

gman

[zinc knot]

Zip i got rejected

[turbid island]

o

[zinc knot]

Didn’t even make it past the resume screen man

[turbid island]

dont eevnt matter tho i get 600 still get rej

[zinc knot]

[teal remnant]

What company?

[zinc knot]

Shitaxis

[teal remnant]

Ain’t no way they ghosted

That’s fked up

[zinc knot]

Like i said

Crap company

[teal remnant]

Ayo wtf

Why collect info then

Maybe they just taking their time maybe he good

[weak gazelle]

Simplify?

[zinc knot]

Yuh

i use it as my stat tracker

They make a sankey usually and its nice to visualize shit

[zinc knot]

Gone are the days of excel sheets for me

[wooden lichen]

so facts

[weak gazelle]

Why would u use excel sheets

[sly kindle]

Apparently Trudeau got caught with cocaine in his plane in India

[zinc knot]

I used it last year to track status

[tawny raptor]

Wtf is a mercari

[simple python]

[raw ocean]

[wary tundra]

are y'all applying to US positions?

I wish there was an easy way to know if they're going to sponsor or not

seems like answer is more often than not no

[raw ocean]

ye, they'll just auto reject if they don't sponsor

most of the time

[simple python]

just a random company :C

[vernal sigil]

Got rejected too at the same time. It’s for full stack position right?

[broken whale]

Ye

[teal remnant]

[sly kindle]

https://www.centuryinitiative.ca/why-100m

[real island]

@vernal sigil Microsoft didn’t give interview its gg 😔

[vernal sigil]

tomorrow is the day

in 2 weeks

hopefully i get 2 two sum in a row

fk i didnt know it was that hard

[drifting shore]

refer everyone in cscd

[kindred burrow]

Who's looking for new grad? I work at a startup and might be hiring one or two new grads can refer potentially for the right candidate since our team is small

[real island]

Any interns 🥺

[fickle lotus]

where ya interviewing?

[vernal sigil]

nowhere

[kindred burrow]

nah unfortunately not, it's just not worth it for us

[drifting shore]

!process tiktok ghost

[kindred burrow]

maybe in the next 4-5 months

[karmic monolith]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2024_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_fall_intern_process, 2023_grad_process, 2024_grad_process

[real island]

🥺🤝

[kindred burrow]

is this your first internship?

[vernal sigil]

u will get interview tomorrow

[real island]

!process startup reject

[kindred burrow]

you're looking for

[karmic monolith]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2024_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_fall_intern_process, 2023_grad_process, 2024_grad_process

[real island]

Nope, I can dm my experience if you want

[kindred burrow]

sure send it, I'll keep you in mind for the future

[weak gazelle]

[real island]

❤️

[real island]

😔

Let’s see

[drifting shore]

3 business days since status change and still no interview invite

[broken whale]

Check dm @kindred burrow

[drifting shore]

did any one receive interview invite for tiktok vancouver?

[boreal sorrel]

me lol which location tho

[raven sphinx]

It’s joever

[old egret]

what city?

[drifting shore]

by interval, u mean like segment tree?

[zinc knot]

Ay wtf

Did you not get a return

[timid tartan]

Tbh you should be able to solve most of them with line sweep or heap/pq

[real island]

You got an example Q?

[worn trout]

does anyone know if the visa required to do an internship in the us is only valid for the duration of that internship?

[timid tartan]

Nah we don't run out of time for practice bro, we just cut the sleeping time down

Same

That's why I do my assignments / do LC questions while commuting as well

Literally doing them in my head cuz school has been messing up my schedule

[serene crown]

No, did you?

[timid tartan]

I wish I had that much positivity

[real island]

How’s your DoorDash prep going?

[worn trout]

also as a canadian if i do two internships in the us (diff companies) back to back would i have to do two diff visa application procedures

[real island]

I think? Since they would give visa for duration of internship I’m guessing

Holy

How you been prepping

I need some tips fr

😭😭😭😭

How long you spend on a q before looking up the solution?

O interesting

Ouuuu that’s smart

I’ll do that

[vivid fiber]

Ditching school for an interview isn't advisable

Idk who gave you this advice or if you got it on your own

[real island]

Yeah ngl I did this then didn’t end up getting the job 💀

[vivid fiber]

But it seems like a bad plan

Still the education your school provides is valuable

And you're missing out on iy

*it

[sly kindle]

https://twitter.com/mckaywrigley/status/1707047423863136687

Mckay Wrigley (@mckaywrigley)

I gave ChatGPT a screenshot of a SaaS dashboard and it wrote the code for it.

This is the future.

Likes

10255

Retweets

1270

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 27, 2023, 2:59 PM

WE SO FUCKED

[tight gale]

Tf making dashboards was my purpose in life

[vivid fiber]

I was joking lol

[real island]

GBT can do Dashboard CRUD 🔥

[sly kindle]

For now. In 2 years it will write whole microservices given parameters.

[boreal sorrel]

i did lol

[vivid fiber]

Have you not seen vercel v0

[sly kindle]

In 5-10 it will be able to handle and scale deployments on Cloud

[vivid fiber]

It does this but better lol

[sly kindle]

No, what is that?

[drifting shore]

All the cs classes are recorded

[vivid fiber]

It's a better version

[drifting shore]

I only go to the math lectures

[boreal sorrel]

trying to stay in canada but if my return is the only choice, i have to go to us lol

[vivid fiber]

All swe jobs will be automated by 10/2023

It's a matter of time

[sly kindle]

If they can automate SWE jobs, then most other office drone jobs will be first.

The economy is going to collapse my friends

[vivid fiber]

No they'll do em all at once

[sly kindle]

Nobody will have any money

[real island]

The way I do it you should at least know the pattern beforehand, but maybe other think different

[vivid fiber]

Also they'll do swe jobs first

[zinc knot]

you're still looking for ng elsewhere? haha thats fair, might as well shop around and see what else is there i presume

or do you wanna stay in canada for immigration?

[boreal sorrel]

check my other reply lol, i should have tagged lol

[drifting shore]

my application status is evaluation passed, which means that the hm picked me out of the pile for interview

[zinc knot]

ooo

just saw it

[boreal sorrel]

yeah that and other personal reasons

[zinc knot]

yep lol

[drifting shore]

but im still waiting for the interview invite

[zinc knot]

ask the manager if they could place you in the canadian office?

thats a different team for sure

but never hurts to ask right?

[boreal sorrel]

i’m literally negotiating that rn lol

[zinc knot]

[boreal sorrel]

nah, it’s remote cuz my team has no control of other teams lol

[zinc knot]

i believe they have an office in To?

[zinc knot]

oh shit

[boreal sorrel]

in vanc

[zinc knot]

remote @ that place would be real

[boreal sorrel]

not toronto

[alpine wadi]

Any1 here back after doing chick fil a hacker rank?

[drifting shore]

u can still catch up

[real island]

Anyone still ghosted by hubspot?

😢

[broken whale]

rejected lmfao

[real island]

When you get rejected?

[broken whale]

been like 10 days

[real island]

Oh lol

I feel like they rejected me just never sent the email

[turbid island]

i think ull get better when u start to do contests

[lunar sandal]

No

[drifting shore]

[lunar sandal]

tbh

all the LC advice I see

Is literally on codeforces

On some blog for cyan

like 10 years ago

it’s insane

[worldly ridge]

I shouldve became a nurse

[vivid fiber]

Aren't u employed

[worldly ridge]

its joever

[vivid fiber]

As a swe

[worldly ridge]

not anymore after beastmods tweet

an AI will replace me