canada

[oblique crater]

dude only accepted cash or etransfer but it was amazing

[broken whale]

Toronto?

uofT*

[oblique crater]

sauga it was near my gym

[teal remnant]

Does veeva Toronto have intern positions

[broken whale]

oh hmm

i thot veeva was done interviewing

tf

mf veeva fuck em

😢

okk

got it fam

no need to emphasize xD

[weak gazelle]

r u at loo

[broken whale]

ye

Waterloo Meth

[teal remnant]

You chilling then

[weak gazelle]

which faang do you have on your resume

[broken whale]

Math*

[real island]

108 wtf 💀💀

[broken whale]

zon xD

[teal remnant]

Damm

[broken whale]

💀

[teal remnant]

Take a return new grad

[broken whale]

lmao waitlist

[weak gazelle]

r u getting callbacks with zon

@broken whale

[broken whale]

🔕

rope

[teal remnant]

Ain’t no way

[worldly ridge]

@weak gazelle hi

[broken whale]

imma go work at Thomas Reuters

[weak gazelle]

hi

[teal remnant]

@broken whale are you good at dp ?

[broken whale]

doubl\

dpenetrati

[worldly ridge]

yes im curently at jane st

[real island]

💀

[broken whale]

bro am so high xD

[teal remnant]

Yo someone tell me how important is dp

For intern

[weak gazelle]

💀

[broken whale]

double pnetration

quite imp

[real island]

😂😂

[weak gazelle]

lmao

[teal remnant]

Ayo

[broken whale]

dp hard

tik tok

[real island]

Gotta get used to the rejections

[teal remnant]

Fk Tik tok

[real island]

Ye tiktok has it

Amazon can ask it I think

[broken whale]

lmao

amazon 2 sum xD

[teal remnant]

Did any one interview for summer 24 postions yet in Canada

[real island]

The dream

[real island]

Nope

🥲

[broken whale]

waterlooworks GOATED

[teal remnant]

Yo I don’t get it

[weak gazelle]

wait fr arent there like

x

and stuff

at ww

[broken whale]

city ass

[teal remnant]

?

[broken whale]

waterloo city

or should i say town

xD

[teal remnant]

Man I wish I had ww

[broken whale]

lmfao

[real island]

Fr

[teal remnant]

Our uni job board trash asf

[broken whale]

drop out

re enrol

what college?

[weak gazelle]

but in WW arent u competing with like

super cracked ppl

[teal remnant]

Did you see @broken whale ?

[weak gazelle]

with 8 faang on reusme

[broken whale]

nnaw

og

oh

nass

[teal remnant]

Yeah it’s fked here

I have never seen a job board this bad

[broken whale]

my dad will cancel me if i don't get a job

[teal remnant]

All my coops are external lmao

[real island]

O wtf

Damn

[broken whale]

@real island cutie pie

[teal remnant]

Yeah cause my uni job board so trash

[raven sphinx]

Wait how’s Waterloo works this year

UBC job board so dry

[teal remnant]

It’s always good

[raven sphinx]

Drier than usual

[real island]

👉👈

[broken whale]

come gimme a kiss

xD

[raven sphinx]

Even this year?

[teal remnant]

Yeah I think so I don’t go there

[raven sphinx]

@broken whale

Hey cutie

How’s loo job board

[broken whale]

💀

[teal remnant]

Does ww have new grad positions too ?

[broken whale]

naw

how do i know?

I got to UBC xD

[teal remnant]

Ayo

[broken whale]

i was playing lmfao

[raven sphinx]

Oh bruh

[broken whale]

xD

[raven sphinx]

I wondered why we had like 10 ubc severs in common lmao

[broken whale]

we got the only and only SCOPE

xD

GOAT

[teal remnant]

How do I reach zon fam

[broken whale]

bruh tbh tho

I went to HACK THE NORTH

and all these loo kids were flexing theri

HRT, Jane Street, Citadel hoodies

mfs 😢

[hot rapids]

is scope worth giving up your ability to renege :o

jk nothing to even renege 😭

[teal remnant]

What’s scope

J you interned at zon too ?

Damm how do I get big tech bros I do lc but oas gives me tough time

[weak gazelle]

[real zinc]

ng?

did anyone hear back?

[urban ore]

both of them no longer on the site

intern and ng

[real zinc]

how much ya'll score in capital one OA? 436/600 good score?

[zinc knot]

i dont wanna do this anymore

[eternal fossil]

looks like you could use recursion here

[real zinc]

rofl

hashmap is the solution

[zinc knot]

that is exactly why i faced MLE

3375/3377

[vivid fiber]

Do more LC then? Seems like a skill issue.

Make sure you're practicing in a way where you're not just memorizing answers, but understanding patterns and how to solve problems.

[vivid fiber]

People in this server used to give out links for that swag lol

I wear my Citadel swag to the gym

[wary tundra]

510

[vivid fiber]

I even got a Cit waterbottle

[wary tundra]

I think it's a pass/fail kind of thing

[real zinc]

can 436 make it

?

[wary tundra]

not sure

that's just what I've read on reddit

[real zinc]

reddit data is mixed

most of the scores are out of 850 and 1200

[wary tundra]

ya i know

it's impossible to say

I also think they will conduct a resume screen ...

[lunar sandal]

hate reading this but its true :/

[real zinc]

my resume is solid

[fickle lotus]

I saw a thread where ppl passed with 442 for c1 intern a couple months ago

[lunar sandal]

WTF

[fickle lotus]

*440ish

[lunar sandal]

isnt that ... barely 2 1/2 questions

those were my scores in 2nd year

[real zinc]

it is

[lunar sandal]

lmfao

[fickle lotus]

Unless they're larping on reddit

[lunar sandal]

unless the time crunch was super tight (chick fil a 30 mins) idk if ANY company is that lenient lol

[vivid fiber]

Have u had ur resume reviewed in #1019675142248468601 ?

[fickle lotus]

Damn you've been in the OA cycles since 2nd year?

C1 is gonna be my first ever GCA and I'm ng 💀

It's joever

[real zinc]

you got 500+ too?

[fickle lotus]

Nah Imma do it soon

[real zinc]

is there a way too retake it? I kind of fcked up

[vivid fiber]

I've been doing OAs since 2nd year

[fickle lotus]

Am a LC noob

[vivid fiber]

I rmbr when it used to be out of 850

[real zinc]

no but had it reviewed by my friends

[wary tundra]

no

there's a cooldown

[vivid fiber]

I would also have it reviewed in #1019675142248468601

I had my resume reviewed by friends

[lunar sandal]

im in 3rd year rn so its only been a year, and yes I have

[vivid fiber]

Frankly it was ass lol

Nothing wrong in getting a 2nd look

[real zinc]

can i dm you?

[vivid fiber]

Sure

I wont review but I'll say if it's good or not

[real zinc]

yea

[lunar sandal]

binary classification with a refusal to elaborate

good shit

[vivid fiber]

true

[lunar sandal]

i think u n me met before bt

wayyyy back 2021 queens cs disc

[vivid fiber]

You go to Queens?

[real zinc]

ig they also asked for transcript

[lunar sandal]

no but i was thinking abt it

[real zinc]

I have 90% in everything 🤓

[vivid fiber]

Wdym?

Like we talked in the Queens Discord?

[lunar sandal]

yea

u went to queens right

[vivid fiber]

But you didn't go to Queens?

[vivid fiber]

Yeah I did

[lunar sandal]

ye i was feeling out the CS dept

[vivid fiber]

Ahhh maybe we did

[lunar sandal]

i ended up not taking my offer but i wasnt sure what to accept

[vivid fiber]

What did you end up accepting?

[lunar sandal]

uoft

[real zinc]

sde at uoft ? 🤔

[lunar sandal]

there is no sde program

[vivid fiber]

How r u liking it?

[lunar sandal]

regret it

[vivid fiber]

Damn 😞

[lunar sandal]

like seriously

[vivid fiber]

Y do u say dat?

[lunar sandal]

cuz we waste first year academic focused, while everyone at literally any other uni has free time to grind lc

just rlly mad all that effort in 1st year amounted to mostly disadvantages so far

[raw ocean]

you have to make "post" right

unlucky

[fickle lotus]

@lunar sandal did u do PEY or just internships?

[lunar sandal]

did summer itnernship after 2nd year, hunting pey rn

[fickle lotus]

Dope dope good luck

Great way to ride out the bad market

[lunar sandal]

yeah..if i get an offer

my gpa isnt the best..compared to the ppl buried in their books

[raw ocean]

what kinda listings are in pey

[lunar sandal]

3.2 < gpa <3.5

[lunar sandal]

good ones we have tenstorrent, huawei, ml startups etc

[raw ocean]

wow good luck then

[vivid fiber]

If it makes u feel better

No one at queens grinds lc

Just partying an chillin

[lunar sandal]

even better at least the uni has a social life

[broken whale]

Come to ubc fam

It’s a split 50-50

[real zinc]

come to uwo 1-99

[broken whale]

💀

I would rather go to sheridan

Jkjk lmao

I should be doing lc

Why am i clowning here 💀

[real zinc]

;/

[fickle lotus]

Me vibing as SFU grad

[broken whale]

Bruh 😭

[real zinc]

best school for ML/AI

[broken whale]

ALI

[real zinc]

advertised*

[fickle lotus]

Yeah I was surprised by that

[real zinc]

heard the co-op is great for AI-ML

[broken whale]

Fr?

Lol

[fickle lotus]

I don't think it better

[broken whale]

Cali or bust

[fickle lotus]

Both of my buddies from SFU are at Google rn ft

[broken whale]

💀

[real zinc]

idk their program page says it. I got accepted into SFU. IDK why I chose uwo ;/

[broken whale]

Sfu > ubc?

[fickle lotus]

But more of my friends from the first degree at UBC are in FAANG

[real zinc]

I was thinking like mclovins

[fickle lotus]

It's the same imo

[broken whale]

💀

[fickle lotus]

I did my first degree at ubc

Second at sfu

[broken whale]

Bro downgraded

[lunar sandal]

How

[real zinc]

are you in msc cs?

[fickle lotus]

It literally comes down to how cracked u are as an individual

[lunar sandal]

How to get Google interview

[real zinc]

grind lc bro

[lunar sandal]

In this market

[fickle lotus]

No 2nd degree, shortened track

[lunar sandal]

Interview not OA

landing the interview is hard part

[fickle lotus]

These are 2019 grads

[broken whale]

What’s the point of grinding if no interview/oa

[lunar sandal]

Cuz it’s luck

[broken whale]

😭

[vivid fiber]

Cali is overrated

Just get a job you're happy with

[lunar sandal]

Ah

[real zinc]

bro is from loo?

[broken whale]

Cisco

[lunar sandal]

I’m happy with Faang ONLY.

[fickle lotus]

My friend from SFU survived Google team match this year tho

Lucky guy

[real zinc]

If I manage to get a 80k cad job I'll be hapy coz I won't have to be a homeless

[broken whale]

How to get google oa

Googles

[fickle lotus]

Go to SFU bro

Honestly idk they just had multiple coope

[broken whale]

Left with 5 courses to grad from ubc

[fickle lotus]

*coops

[broken whale]

Should I transfer?

[real zinc]

I misread it as STFU

[broken whale]

To sfu?

[fickle lotus]

Standards software dev experience

[lunar sandal]

I had SFU fat scholarship

just fuck myself ( in 2021 )

[fickle lotus]

Yeah theyre more generous with aid than ubc

[broken whale]

Sfu rejected me, so fuck em

Even loo accepted me

[real zinc]

tf

[fickle lotus]

Damn why didn't you go loo

[real zinc]

sfu <<< loo

[broken whale]

F i read as AIDS

[fickle lotus]

Too expensive?

[broken whale]

loo too expensive cos i am intl

[real zinc]

sfu ai ml >>>>>> loo

[fickle lotus]

Ooh gotchu

[broken whale]

Look for me was 60k tuition/yr

Ubc was 45/yr

[lunar sandal]

Same

[broken whale]

Mfs increased the tuition the year i entered

[real zinc]

international stu?

[broken whale]

Previous years, it was 35k

Mofo

[broken whale]

Ye

[real zinc]

sadge

[broken whale]

Very

I got a potential return offer tho lmfao

[real zinc]

cali?

[broken whale]

At a consulting company but ill take it

I don’t like the work

But good as a backup

[real zinc]

but atleast you won't be homeless

[broken whale]

Pays 90k/yr including benefits

🤣

[real zinc]

bruhh

[broken whale]

No growth tho

[real zinc]

fr?

[broken whale]

Ye

[real zinc]

grind lc

[broken whale]

80-90k

[real zinc]

lie on resume

get into faang

[broken whale]

90k maybe stretching a lil

[real zinc]

when the market is good

[broken whale]

Dawg

Get me the oa

[lunar sandal]

4th year?

[broken whale]

Read my username

That’s what happens to ne

[broken whale]

5th

[real zinc]

what's your resume like?

[lunar sandal]

I remember this talk bro from a guy at UBC

About cracking big tech

Buff Asian dude

[broken whale]

3 internships

[lunar sandal]

5 yrs ago now or smth

[broken whale]

Am brown 💀

[real zinc]

tech stack

[real zinc]

rofl

[broken whale]

Mern mostly

Actually not mostly

[fickle lotus]

Way easier back then, not like 2021 easy but compared to 2022/2023 for sure

My friends were doing blind 75 and cracking big tech left and right

[real zinc]

add this line in the additional comment section - "once you go brown, there is no going down"

[lunar sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[broken whale]

It support

U guys wont exist if not for us

[real zinc]

AI/ML, cloud stuff?

[broken whale]

Naw no ai ml shit

Hollup

Lemme sss

Ss*

Nvm

Might get doxxed

[real zinc]

lol

[broken whale]

Or wait ill change shit up xD

🔫

[hot rapids]

UW might be worth the $20k difference haha

[broken whale]

Pew pew

[broken whale]

Wish i knew this before

Where were u when i was deciding

[real zinc]

uw - > windsor?

[broken whale]

Ye

Xd

[real zinc]

bruhh

[broken whale]

[hot rapids]

American UW is like T10, UBC is not even close 😔

Feels like it’s same school/vibes

[broken whale]

Waterloo meth

[real zinc]

cs ranking is a joke

[broken whale]

It was cs xD

[real zinc]

math major at loo?

[broken whale]

Naw

Cs coop

[vivid fiber]

CS ranking doesn't matter too much if you got the grindset (and luck)

[lunar sandal]

I wanted this tbh

[hot rapids]

$60k not bad, 1 year of international tuition at NYU runs you like $100k 💀

[broken whale]

Bruh so ez for intl to get into lool lmfao

[real zinc]

• uncertainity of H1B

[vivid fiber]

It's 60k for intl tuition at queens too

[broken whale]

85% avg with 90+ in math and u gucci

Lmfao

[vivid fiber]

Complete rip off

[lunar sandal]

WTF?

[broken whale]

Lmfao

🤣

[lunar sandal]

Bro I’m intl I never applied thinking they’d reject me

[urban ore]

Osap = free school

[hot rapids]

I couldn’t even apply to Waterloo cuz I didn’t do math HL loool

[real zinc]

[lunar sandal]

And this too.

[broken whale]

Lmfao

💀

[lunar sandal]

LMFAO

[vivid fiber]

So true

[lunar sandal]

I was SL 7 doe

[vivid fiber]

My first 2 years were free

[lunar sandal]

[urban ore]

I get paid to go to school by osap

[broken whale]

I got scholarship at loo too

[urban ore]

[vivid fiber]

The greatest hustle

[real zinc]

IK few ppl using osap for house

[broken whale]

[lunar sandal]

Alr stop flexing

[urban ore]

I also live at home rent free

[broken whale]

Lmfao

🤣🤣

[vivid fiber]

Goddamn stop flexxing

[broken whale]

[hot rapids]

How do you get a scholarship with 85% avg

[broken whale]

Didn’t go to loo tho

So no flex

[fickle lotus]

In a normal market especially, grindset trumps all imo

[broken whale]

Lmao! Idk

I got 95% tho

[vivid fiber]

@broken whale i like ur profile pic

[broken whale]

My predicted grades were 88

[vivid fiber]

Ben 10 was my fav

Show

[broken whale]

Ayy

Lessgoo

[urban ore]

I almost couldn’t go to uni cuz cuz I ended gr12 English with a 70%

And 70% is minimum grade

[broken whale]

💀

Bro how to get job

[urban ore]

I was at a 65 during midterm so I clutched up

[real zinc]

you already have a 90k job

stop flexing bro

[broken whale]

U go to loo!

Bro

90k ain’t enuff

[urban ore]

🤣 no I don’t

I wish

[broken whale]

And also it’s not guranteed

Fam

[real zinc]

with this market it's the best you can get

[broken whale]

My manager said likely

Not guranteed

[real zinc]

I have hardly seen 5 new grad roles

[broken whale]

Issokay

[real zinc]

and didn't hear back from any of them

[broken whale]

We do another 8 month coop

[broken whale]

C1 ftw

[real zinc]

;[

I scored 436/600

aiyo

[broken whale]

I forgot to apply lmfao

[vivid fiber]

Bro can't stop flexing

Smh

[hot rapids]

I couldn’t even get into this because of the pre-reqs 😭

[broken whale]

Bro 😭

90k is stretching it

80k maybe

[vivid fiber]

I wanna flex too

[real zinc]

80k base*?

[vivid fiber]

I got this swag today

[broken whale]

Dayum

[broken whale]

No TF

TC*

That’s why

[broken whale]

How?

[vivid fiber]

I went to a meetup

[broken whale]

Bro Ms is never gonna look at my application

Always ghosts

[vivid fiber]

Same here 😞

I've never worked at FAANG

[broken whale]

Issok

[vivid fiber]

I prob never will

[broken whale]

We go to Macrohard

[lunar sandal]

Never say never.

[fickle lotus]

Did you apply recently? It's gotten more competitive over the years

[vivid fiber]

Lowk i dont wanna anyway

[broken whale]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-wag-justin-bieber-confident-song-nope-no-gif-17366024248084432562

[vivid fiber]

Appropriate use in the Canadian channel 😃👍

[hot rapids]

I am in the UBC second degree program, the SFU one I can’t get in since I don’t have math and cs pre reqs

[broken whale]

[vivid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-luv-gif-23061704

[broken whale]

Make me mod now

[real zinc]

didn't he move to us

[vivid fiber]

Banned

[broken whale]

F

[vivid fiber]

Justin?

[real zinc]

yea

[vivid fiber]

Or me

[broken whale]

Bustin jieber

Both

[vivid fiber]

Yes to both

[broken whale]

💀

[real zinc]

he married hailey too ez citizenship

[broken whale]

💀

Hailey jieber

[vivid fiber]

Maybe he just married her to skip H1B lotto 🤔

[urban ore]

Rip Debby

[broken whale]

Who tf is debby

[hot rapids]

Damn I thought you had multi faang :o

[real zinc]

follow his footsteps

[vivid fiber]

Nah

[fickle lotus]

Ooh gotchu, I got rejected from the UBC one 💀

[broken whale]

Being nice

[urban ore]

Bro does not know Debby

[hot rapids]

Snap is crazy tho

[eternal fossil]

how the hell do you do the queries longest contiguous building question on codesignal

[urban ore]

The og trapper

[real zinc]

imagine having a 4yr degree and people spending 4 months in bootcamp making it up into FAANG

unfair

[eternal fossil]

spent 40 mins on tht shit

cant do fenwick tree

[broken whale]

Tf who deleted my msg

[eternal fossil]

because time complexity is then nlogn

can't do too much memory

wtf was i supposed to do

[broken whale]

Ban bootcamps

[vivid fiber]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.snapchat.android&ref=Soulkks

[broken whale]

Do a degree

[vivid fiber]

@hot rapids here you go

[broken whale]

Rich flex

[real zinc]

ban uni

make bootcamp the norm

[urban ore]

Google play is crazy

[broken whale]

💀

[broken whale]

💀

[hot rapids]

Hope the rumours of Oct 2 google internships are true

[vivid fiber]

I'll ask and lyk

[hot rapids]

Thx

[broken whale]

Wass that?

[hot rapids]

Lmk what sundar says

[vivid fiber]

Update: I have no idea, sorry 😊

[broken whale]

Where u working rn? @hot rapids

[broken whale]

Sundar is my homie

Brown town

[vivid fiber]

Doxxed

[broken whale]

📸

🫦

[vivid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-dog-falling-gif-26009645

[real zinc]

2k apps for sure gl

stripe got 2.5k apps and no one heard back

[broken whale]

!process How to get a job at a big tech company with no previous internship, no leetcode, no connections, just vibes?

[karmic monolith]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2024_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_fall_intern_process, 2023_grad_process, 2024_grad_process

[broken whale]

💀

[urban ore]

Some ppl clearly did they cuz closed for Toronto

[real zinc]

new grad?

[hot rapids]

Lot of ppl have finals don’t they?

[urban ore]

They closed both

u asked me this like 2 hrs ago

[broken whale]

Stripe doing interviews yeah

[hot rapids]

Probably got a better chance with Google than Stripe ngl 💀

[real zinc]

I thought the ppl who head back were interns

I didn't even get the reject ;/

[broken whale]

Iss ok stripe ass

[urban ore]

Cracked means ur in the system

[broken whale]

Work at wish instead

[real zinc]

I would work anywhere where they give 100k base + free food

[urban ore]

900 -> 4 stock

[broken whale]

Free food simp

[fickle lotus]

Imagine it's another round of layoffs instead 💀

jk WAGMI

[real zinc]

they recently laid off their TA's right?

imagine being in the middle of interview and they lay off 2nd round of TA's

[fickle lotus]

Yee the excess recruiters

[broken whale]

Light yagami gunna get Meta

[urban ore]

Reach my kitchen (I can’t give the 100k base part)

[fickle lotus]

Bro I wish, just give me 70k+ job and I'm chilling

[hot rapids]

I am just glad I just started degree

So have some time to wait out

[fickle lotus]

You're in a great position

[real zinc]

bro chillin

[fickle lotus]

Don't slack tho, make sure you grind as much as you can outside of classes

Especially in the summer

[real zinc]

yeah! don't become a disappointment like me

[hot rapids]

I am cramming as hard as I can for my phone on Friday

My only callback after 100 apps

[real zinc]

your perfect future should be 10 offers at the end of junior year

[fickle lotus]

First internship? That's good in this market

[real zinc]

chill final year and join as ng

[hot rapids]

My 4th actually

So not good rate

[broken whale]

Don’t be like me pls

[real zinc]

ima a throw a party If I get to c1 final interview. counting on my school grades to carry my app 🤓

[broken whale]

I wasted my summers

[broken whale]

Bro a nerd

My grades ass 😭

[real zinc]

have that perfect 4.0

[broken whale]

Mf 😭

[real zinc]

pretty bad at lc

imagine getting 436/600 on codeforce

;/

[broken whale]

Codeforces

Wtf

Bro doing cp

Not fair 😭

Do lc

No cp for u

[real zinc]

codesignal*

[broken whale]

F

Mf cisco needs to wake up

[real zinc]

did you apply to IBM?

[broken whale]

No

[fickle lotus]

Oh damn you already had tech internships during your first degree?

[real zinc]

heard the base is 95k

[broken whale]

They have opening?

[broken whale]

Yo wtf

[real zinc]

their ng role closed recently

[fickle lotus]

Ya go apply dude

Rip

[eternal fossil]

did good on the OA

and still didnt move to ibm

lol

so

[broken whale]

Closed bro said

[real zinc]

wdym

[eternal fossil]

whomever gets moved

gg

[real zinc]

got reject?

[eternal fossil]

no

[broken whale]

Joever

[eternal fossil]

didnt get rejected

its joever

[fickle lotus]

you're chilling then

[real zinc]

I guess they are taking their sweet own time

[fickle lotus]

IBM is a dinosaur, probs slow AF hiring process

[real zinc]

I got 15/15 and 11/15

I hope it's good enough

[fickle lotus]

How was the OA?

I've never done hackerrank, is it just LC questions? Easy, medium?

[hot rapids]

I heard the intern one was a bit challenging?

[real zinc]

LC med-hard

[broken whale]

New grad a breeze?

[real zinc]

jkk

easy-med

[broken whale]

Mf

😭

[fickle lotus]

Ight u scared me bruh

LMAO

[broken whale]

Its joever

They closed or still open?

[real zinc]

ibm?

[broken whale]

Ye

[real zinc]

closed*

[broken whale]

Brooo 😭

[real zinc]

idk how did you miss it being this desperate

[broken whale]

Yeah idk

Issok

We move

[real zinc]

I heard the interview is free if your lucky without any coding

[broken whale]

Zon

[broken whale]

Bruh

Cisco

I want

[hot rapids]

Cisco probs chill af for van, full remote

[real zinc]

I want atleast a lc easy so that I would be satisfied that I earned the job

c1 is also free

[broken whale]

Bruh fr

[real zinc]

;/ mostly lc easy-med

[real zinc]

last time they asked ppl to do string manipulation

[broken whale]

Bruh

[real zinc]

I want this kind of luck in life

[broken whale]

U get asked dp imagine

💀

[hot rapids]

Cisco intern comp is basically a full time job, $84k 😅

[broken whale]

Ye

[real zinc]

I wouldn't even figure out that it is a dp xD

[broken whale]

Double pene?

[real zinc]

for me

if they ask dp yes

[broken whale]

💀

[real zinc]

both gets the same?

intern and FTE?

🤔

[hot rapids]

Ft probs $100k+?

[real zinc]

you're at junior yr?

[hot rapids]

Yeah I’m classified third year

The second degree program auto places you year 3

[real zinc]

🤔

why not masters?

[hot rapids]

I think the ubc program pre good and very cheap

[lunar sandal]

the perceived difficulty of dp

[real zinc]

@broken whale did you apply to okta?

[hot rapids]

And non-thesis CS masters gets a stigma

[real zinc]

new grad

[lunar sandal]

combined with the laziness of ur average major

is exactly whats gonna keep me in a job (when i get one)

[real zinc]

they don't care; no budget -> lay off

[night snow]

sfu cs entry requirements are kind of insane these recent years
Two of the (hs entry) froshees in my major are working on compilers as personal projects

[hot rapids]

The first year CS prospect at ubc is insanely competitive too

You need 85%+ to make CS

It’s so bad that math intended majors can’t get their desired major

[real zinc]

I saw a physics student from ubc making microprocessor on terraria

[hot rapids]

Cuz of CS rejects trickling down

[real zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXPiqk0-zDY

[night snow]

o yeah that guy

[real zinc]

you know this guy?

[night snow]

he's going to places

[real zinc]

bro I want this kind of dedication on my life

bro did this in 4 months>=?

[night snow]

He learned more playing video game for half a year than me in my 4 years of university

[real zinc]

lol

same

most of my knowledge is from YT

[night snow]

ya indian algorithm professors, random programming channels. Or twitch coding streamers.

I probably learned more about OS just installing Arch and OpenSUSE on my machine

Having to configure everything from scratch is honestly a pretty long and tedious process but (hopefully) it paid off

[hot rapids]

Not LinkedIn giving me job alerts for roles I already got rejected from

[night snow]

jobs where you're a top applicant

[broken whale]

No

[real zinc]

Imagine getting LinkedIn premium to only get gaslighted by it

[soft hamlet]

I made an 8bit cpu and an assembler

[real island]

Anyone hear back from Wealthsimple this week?

[real island]

Lol same

Anyone do the amplify OA yet?

[broken whale]

No u?

[real island]

Nope

[analog current]

Cisco acquiring splunk damn

[prime osprey]

step back can't get splunk on the mink

[real island]

Just finished that nestle hirevue 💯

[oblique crater]

that’s pretty major

[quartz ridge]

no way cisco is 84k lmao

[worldly ridge]

84k base or TC?

[quartz ridge]

Like for interns

I don’t think Cisco pays 84 K

That’s too high imo

[teal remnant]

Rbc is not 90 new grad

[worldly ridge]

What is 84k then

[quartz ridge]

RBC is 90 ng

Friend got like 95

84 was a fabricated income

[worldly ridge]

Damm does RBC pay the highest, my friend at Scotia got like 80 for NG

TD friend also got 80k

[quartz ridge]

Yes I believe so

[worldly ridge]

[zinc knot]

I want 200k outta school (stripe i beg)

[real island]

Wait fr? Gah damn

That’s higher than I thought

[soft hamlet]

I walked into a random job fair

At my school

[hot rapids]

It’s 84k, I had intern offer for May 2023

[soft hamlet]

I got an offer for general food helper

[hot rapids]

Not meraki either, just vanilla Cisco

[dark lintel]

actually C1 pays the highest

a bit over 100k

cisco ng pays a bit over 100 k too at ottawa

How is it no company open in Canada rn lol, it's so dry

[worldly ridge]

I see thanks :3

October surge

[weak gazelle]

the way its in CS

the good devs make a lot more than the avg devs

same in Canada same in US

[real zinc]

how much you scored

took the exam yesterday

?

intern?

/600 how much you got?

same but it is converted to 600

yeah bro same. i messed up; I though commenting the code will get me in fml

you got 700/1200?

I got around 750 ... I wish there was a retake

wdym

ye

;/

hope 700 is the threshold for filter and next is resume screen

[oblique crater]

C1 code signal bar used to be low

[real zinc]

used to be ?

[broken whale]

Bro how did u hear back fam?

[oblique crater]

but that was in the good old days this ng posting in canada probably has everyone and their mom applying

since they pay half decent

[broken whale]

Imma tell my mom to apply as well

[real zinc]

;'i

[broken whale]

[oblique crater]

loo mom

[broken whale]

Mom did her masters at CMU

FR

[real zinc]

why don't they automate insta reject if the codesignal score is below threshold, alteast I would know that I'm rejected

[broken whale]

u that’s crazy

Yo*

[real zinc]

6k?

[oblique crater]

brother they will be patient

[hot rapids]

I think some companies do that but staggered, so it seems more human behind the scenes

[oblique crater]

wtf does veeva do

[broken whale]

F target schools

Homies hate

[oblique crater]

tell em to target these nuts

[real zinc]

6k apps i think most of em are re-applicants

[broken whale]

Imma tell em to target my ballsack

[real zinc]

or grad students with 3-4yrs of work exp insta rej

[oblique crater]

all the life science software I need is webMD

[broken whale]

Can u do that?

[hot rapids]

It’s CRM software for that industry

[reef niche]

what happened

[real zinc]

I think yes if their job portal is trash

[broken whale]

Wont u get fucked if u reapply?

[errant field]

I would assume one of the faang companies pays the highest?

[real zinc]

workday is good it'll find duplicate accounts

I applied twice for IBM because my last oa score was trash

[broken whale]

Fuck workday bruh

It’s the most ass shit in the world nhl

Ngl

[real zinc]

yea

[hot rapids]

I feel like Successfactors is worse

[quartz ridge]

really high wow

[broken whale]

Joever

Issokay fam

[real island]

Holy 💀

[broken whale]

Time to switch majors

💀

[real island]

Oh I thought 6k for Canada

[hot rapids]

Feel like C1 gonna be way more crazy than that, since they’re more known

[broken whale]

I got straight up rejected lmao tf

[oblique crater]

at the end it was like 15 openings these companies are shameless

[broken whale]

Veeva

Should apply again

[oblique crater]

who thinks that making a global posting for a few jobs is a good idea, unless you’re standing up a whole new department or org you shouldn’t do that

[broken whale]

Imma become a rapper

Fuck swe

[oblique crater]

i rent out studio time in my basement hmu

[real zinc]

ima become a stripper

[broken whale]

Better

[hot rapids]

Stripper is not profitable in this market

[oblique crater]

strippers are a luxury good

[broken whale]

Does joma still work as a swe?

[real zinc]

men OF is not popular too fml

[hot rapids]

Strippers have early market detection in NY, how much they make directly correlates to market performance

[oblique crater]

clout is a hell of a drug

probably had strict parents and once he had a few positive comments on his videos his mind turned to mush

[quartz ridge]

is 100k ok for new grad now

in 2023

[broken whale]

Citadel quant 💀

[quartz ridge]

i think times are changing so

view of salaries are different now

[broken whale]

100k now enuff fam

[oblique crater]

yes in canada that’s way above average

I ate at every restaurant my first 6 months out of uni it’s normal to treat yourself after being a broke student grinding but you can’t let that control your life

I would say anyone here should aim for 80 and up for ng in today’s market

[quartz ridge]

i ate at subway eery meal

during my first itnernship

i wanted to die

paycheck to paycheck

2 meals/day

max

[oblique crater]

but I would never get bottle service

that’s the worst financial decision of all time i think

I was scared this was my life now but a few weeks of chilling and I got my routine back

although I should be working rn

[broken whale]

Finally a recruiter reached out to me

Didn’t even apply there lmfao

[zinc knot]

What company

[broken whale]

Verkada

[nova brook]

Anyone interviewed at solace for winter coop?

[broken whale]

💀

[hot rapids]

LOl “johnbadizzlegee”

[real island]

Anyone get HubSpot OA recently?

[zinc knot]

the intuit listing that came out, is that for summer or winter

[soft hamlet]

[turbid island]

i think winter

[real island]

Bro I have all the skills they want

Do they move offers to summer?

[teal remnant]

What’s the Interac new grad pay

[real island]

Fair I’ll give it a try

[zinc knot]

i applied too

gonna ask them to move to summer if possible

[timid tartan]

HubSpot OA is always free tbh

[soft hamlet]

THERE IS OTTAWA TOO

[timid tartan]

Try to finish it within 30 mins though

[real zinc]

do you have the luck tho?

[soft hamlet]

I GOT IN WITHIN 16 APPLICANTS
}

MAYTBE I STAND A CHANCE

[turbid island]

that was so fast wtf

i applied like 3 mins ago it was 8

[soft hamlet]

yes

ty

LOL

[soft hamlet]

I want solace

[hot rapids]

Lmao

[soft hamlet]

I applied to 3 interac already

wtf is the difference between this swe position and web dev intern

[wispy parcel]

Oh shit I should apply

[soft hamlet]

4

[real island]

Snm just need the luck fr

[soft hamlet]

I have 2 more to sign up for

I will have had 8 applications

[placid dawn]

fuk interac

[real island]

LMAO I was about to send that

Bout to get ghosted again

💯💯

💀

[soft hamlet]

ratio

[real island]

Thank you for applying to our Software Developer Intern role. We will review all applications and reach out if we want to move forward. You can always check the status of your application on your Candidate Home Account.

“You can always check the status of your application on your Candidate Home Account.”

[nova brook]

Lmao me too

[soft hamlet]

gib solace

No

but bell vp came to our school

[teal remnant]

@soft hamlet what’s Nokia new grad tc

[soft hamlet]

85-90k

[teal remnant]

Is it true that most intern end up as qa their ?

[soft hamlet]

yeah

year 1-3 can be qa

year 3 and 4 can be dev

most teams have 3 qa 3 dev

[teal remnant]

Nokia or kinaxis what’s better

[soft hamlet]

smaller teams have 3 qa 1 dev or like 2-2

[soft hamlet]

kinaxis works you harder

idk what the tc is

[smoky flare]

thats a lotta qas

[soft hamlet]

there are also entire qa departments

but in dev teams, 3-3 split is common

[real island]

Anyone hear back from Telus after finishing the OA?

[soft hamlet]

nope

[real island]

😔

Not even Telus wants me

[short robin]

I had an interview today with Telus

For 8 month coop

Yes

I don’t know most of the tech tho so idk if I’ll get it

[prime osprey]

lmao never got one before

dharmesh shah dont fuk wit me

[short robin]

My most comfortable language, what I’m interested in learning, my experience with DevOps (which is like nothing lol), ML since that was on my resume, highlights from past experiences

Not behavioural but pretty open ended technical stuff I guess

[real zinc]

april? tf

[real zinc]

do they have an opening?

[zinc knot]

Are you planning to go for it

8 months is long

[short robin]

I mean I interned at intuit for 12 months straight lol so the time isn’t an issue

[zinc knot]

yeah precisely why i asked haha

[short robin]

But Telus isn’t like my top choice so if I can find something else I’d prefer

[tranquil goblet]

does anyone know how much Autodesk pays for in Canada? for fulltime?

[zinc knot]

a friend who interned @ intuit also told me about it

[zinc knot]

100%

What is the start date that they’re offering

[short robin]

Oh nice haha

[short robin]

They didn’t give a specific date but I assume early May

[zinc knot]

awesome, atleast something secured for summer

[eternal fossil]

i didnt get rejected by that deep genomics company yet

[zinc knot]

But can’t you return to intuit?

[eternal fossil]

does that mean i might win

[short robin]

I already returned to intuit once Lmaoo

For 4 months

And I think interning at the same place 3 times doesn’t look good

But idk

[zinc knot]

one more return idk telus def can’t match intuit perks

[short robin]

Pay would be nice

[zinc knot]

beautiful pay + culture

[short robin]

Yeaaa 100

[zinc knot]

Plus tbh it has the nicest office in yeg for tech afaik

[short robin]

Can’t even compare