canada

[faint echo]

is anyone able to submit their application to Bell?

I fill out their app and after submitting I just get an error saying this post is no longer available

[timid tartan]

Oh I got the OA

But I got rejected after the OA that's why I said the resume screen bar must be really high

[lunar sandal]

Bro I got Cisco with 0 exp last year

the bar is not high

I’d say the chances of ghosting AFTER the OA is high lol

And idk if it’s auto OA

[timid tartan]

OA was surely auto honestly lol I got it within minutes after applying

[lunar sandal]

oh

nvm then

[timid tartan]

Yep ik that too, but I got explicitly rejected LOL

Not sure why but oh well

[lunar sandal]

market is tough

wish I could go back in time and ne born 3 years earlier

[timid tartan]

Lol ikr

Up until 2022 it was so much easier

[lunar sandal]

yeah bro I remember my senior friends during covid were

Googling how to do frog jump

4 days before their OA

And they had such insane call back rates

[wet pagoda]

might need to work at RBC 🤡

@timid tartan c u there

[real island]

Rejected without OA for intern lmao

Last year I got the OA without any internships

[timid tartan]

Bro don’t apply there

[placid dawn]

same

[timid tartan]

Spare some jobs for me

[timid tartan]

Yea I was able to submit mine

But that was for full time, not internship

[untold geode]

Bruh, anyone else getting ghosted? I've checked status on some of my apps that were submitted June and it still says "To be Reviewed"

TO BE REVIEWED? I APPLIED IN JUNE

I'm highkey convinced theres a 'avoid at all costs' warrant against my name somewhere that I'm unaware of

[faint echo]

yep i have that for a few like siemens, cashapp

applied 1-2 months ago and still under review

[untold geode]

Im hoping that the mental torment and lack of interviews will eventually turn into unlimited interviews and that my work really was not all for naught

Thats my copemaxxing

[long violet]

bell is open?
send link please

[acoustic moss]

its over g

[long violet]

😭

[golden wren]

kinda too long to do for 60 min.. did you do it?

[quartz ridge]

no interviews 🙂

[real island]

Anyone know when Wealthsimple opens summer internships?

[quartz ridge]

like for trt?

[real island]

Sorry not sure what you mean

But for SWE if that’s what you’re asking

[quartz ridge]

toronto

[real island]

Ohhh yeah

[quartz ridge]

canada usually opens later

so i imagine later in sept

even october

[real island]

Yeah true tyty

[tight gale]

holiday tomorrow

[untold geode]

[limber dirge]

Not once in my life have I ever seen Toronto abbreviated as trt 😭😭

[untold geode]

Testosterone replacement therapy

[quartz ridge]

toronto is trt

[timid tartan]

Holiday doesn't exist

[wheat comet]

i have not met one person that uses trt abbreviation

[storm stream]

everyday is a holiday when you're jobless

[timid tartan]

More like depressing days

[lucid berry]

how's goldman sachs oa?

[timid tartan]

15 minutes max

[lucid berry]

wtf

[timid tartan]

Yeah lol

[lucid berry]

how come

[storm stream]

easy as fuck

[timid tartan]

Try it and see it for yourself xD

[verbal mantle]

Anybody is actually getting a job?

[lucid berry]

is it the same for everyone?

[timid tartan]

No

[timid tartan]

What is job

[storm stream]

same difficulty

[lucid berry]

💀

[timid tartan]

Well I got a job as a beggar if you'd like to count that

[verbal mantle]

hahahaha

Is anyone a new grad?

[timid tartan]

I am

[storm stream]

me

[verbal mantle]

Any interviews though?

[timid tartan]

No

[storm stream]

you know how to? doesn't seem possible

[timid tartan]

Resume too bad

[verbal mantle]

Did you guys have internships?

[storm stream]

you think I can pass resume screen?

[timid tartan]

^^^^

Literally

[lunar sandal]

i had an easy string q and like anagram queries

for my goldman oa

[verbal mantle]

I have applied to about 100 jobs easy and no interviews

[timid tartan]

Yeah 100 is not that much though

But there isn't anything out there either

So idk

[verbal mantle]

Lol, there are not so many jobs to apply to

When did you guys graduate?

[timid tartan]

Yes exactly

Just gonna quit SWE at this point

[storm stream]

where on earth did you find 100 new grad jobs to apply to

[verbal mantle]

Also you guys did have internship experience?

[verbal mantle]

I apply to any job I see

[timid tartan]

You can apply to jobs in other countries

[verbal mantle]

and yeah this

[storm stream]

LOL good luck you're competing against people laid off from goog and meta

[timid tartan]

Yeah but honestly it doesn't help much anymore lmao

[storm stream]

not as much as @timid tartan but ya I have some

[timid tartan]

-_-

[verbal mantle]

yeah internships seem to make no difference at all too

[timid tartan]

I mean they prob won't apply to jobs in South Africa right

👀

[storm stream]

does south africa have faang? 👀

[verbal mantle]

Its either where you interned you get a return offer or nothing, even refferals seems to fail as there are so many candidates with one

[timid tartan]

Probably not

[lunar sandal]

so basically

we're fucked!

[timid tartan]

You've just known that?

[verbal mantle]

There are

[timid tartan]

Damn

[lunar sandal]

i been known

[timid tartan]

Oh what wtf

[verbal mantle]

But yo did you guys just graduate?

[timid tartan]

No

[lunar sandal]

not all of us, but there are ng and older folks here

[timid tartan]

Gonna graduate in 2024

[verbal mantle]

lucky you maybe

idk if its lucky or not

[timid tartan]

No it's not lucky LOL

Market seems to get worse over time

[storm stream]

Yes, I wish I didn't

[verbal mantle]

Same

Had an option to extend coops but I was like naah lets take summer classes and graduate

Now I regret lol

[storm stream]

@lucid berry you working FT right?

[lucid berry]

no, this is my last year

[verbal mantle]

Have one more worth of finances left though, then idk lol

[lucid berry]

☹️

[storm stream]

fuckkkkkk good luck

[verbal mantle]

🥲

are you guys on the east coast or west?

[lunar sandal]

south coast

[storm stream]

what's nuro saying tho

any return offers?

[storm stream]

alberta coast

[timid tartan]

Nuro????

I don't think he interned at Nuro lmfao

[verbal mantle]

aah are you applying outside Alberta?

[lucid berry]

I interned at Amazon with @timid tartan

[timid tartan]

^

Lol

[lucid berry]

never saw him tho

[storm stream]

yes LMAO I'm not gonna work for oil & gas

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

I had never seen anyone man

[verbal mantle]

lol, no Amazon return offers?

[lucid berry]

☹️

[lucid berry]

no

[timid tartan]

Nobody got return offers

[storm stream]

oh lmao I'm thinking about the other kungfukenny then

[timid tartan]

No one

0 return offers

[storm stream]

he's probably at 2sig

[verbal mantle]

Dude woaaaa howww, everyone I know who did have one

[timid tartan]

Nope

That's cap

Nobody has gotten a return offer lmao

[lucid berry]

everyone got waitlist email

[timid tartan]

Either reject or waitlist

[lucid berry]

aka no return offer

[verbal mantle]

Woa that's hard

[lunar sandal]

new email: 😄
email: Here's what's new with Untapped!

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[lucid berry]

it's ok

[timid tartan]

That's life

[lucid berry]

I can now dream working at my dream company

[verbal mantle]

Are you from SFU?

[lucid berry]

RBC

[lunar sandal]

no

uoft

[storm stream]

must be nice to go to a target school

[timid tartan]

It doesn't matter

[lunar sandal]

its not, feels like where u go (unless Waterloo) it doesnt amtter

[timid tartan]

It really doesn't lmfao

Yeah

[storm stream]

say that to Faire and Wealthsimple

[lunar sandal]

im just mad i was sold a lie

[timid tartan]

I've never passed WS resume screen

Rejected 3 times

[lunar sandal]

same.

rejected twice

LMFAO

am i the junior u bro

[storm stream]

Welcome to the club boys

[timid tartan]

WS is literally impossible lmao you probably need multiple HFTs or something

[lunar sandal]

nah i know one guy that graduated that got both

of those companies

but this was

back when it was the golden ages

(2021)

[timid tartan]

I didn't pass even during that year

[lunar sandal]

u were prolly not old enuf year wise

he was closer to grad

[timid tartan]

Sadge

[lunar sandal]

bro the bar was low then

with the cash flow big tech got

[storm stream]

LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

u right u right

[timid tartan]

Yea now I can't even find a min wage tech job

Ffs

[lunar sandal]

😦

[timid tartan]

Market is like totally flipped upside down

Insane

[lunar sandal]

im thinking of pushing grad to 2026

1 year pey

[timid tartan]

Idt that's a good idea

[lunar sandal]

u think so

[timid tartan]

The market is only gonna get worse lol

Entry level is becoming more and more saturated

The earlier you get out of that entry level bucket, the better

[lunar sandal]

but the 1 year has potential of turning into a return offer

aka insurance

[timid tartan]

potential

[lunar sandal]

im still undecided tbh

:/

i guess i'll see

[timid tartan]

I'm just gonna push through this lol either I somehow get a job or I quit my entire career and start something else from 0

[lunar sandal]

r u takin chill classes at least

in final year

[timid tartan]

Nope

I mean I could if I wanted to

But I didn't loool

[lunar sandal]

which cs ones

[timid tartan]

336 and 457 for CS

I've got one math, one stats, and one phil course as well

[lunar sandal]

ah disttt reqs

[timid tartan]

Dist?

[lunar sandal]

distribution

the phil req

[timid tartan]

Oh no I'm done with that already

I just take it for fun

[lunar sandal]

oh okay

[timid tartan]

APM236, STA347, PHL246

Also another random course lol

[lunar sandal]

man i gotta hop on those APM courses

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

[storm stream]

Philosophy? aka a chat GPT class?

[timid tartan]

No that phil class is more like math course

Oh wait it's not 256 lmfao wrong code

[lunar sandal]

did u do like..413 ?

or any ml

im doin 413 this fall

[timid tartan]

Nahhhh but I follow courses from other universities instead lmfao

[lunar sandal]

ah i c

i wish they gave a fuck abt our industry prospects

as much as loo does

[storm stream]

bro

imagine going to calgary

your best prospect is tech support at oil and gas

[lunar sandal]

whats wit the

calgary hate lMFAO

[storm stream]

bro it's not hate

it's my reality

LMAOOOOOO

[lunar sandal]

its fax

oh

LMFAO

[untold geode]

Real talk though, how do you weather this?

[lunar sandal]

nepotism or delay grad date

[untold geode]

I'm doing a project to keep my resume updated

[lunar sandal]

simple but not easy

[untold geode]

Thats the tough part, already graduated

[lunar sandal]

network or call in favors i guess, cuz this shit is just unbelievable lol

[timid tartan]

Nah, ask @steel escarp

[lunar sandal]

and its not even like ppl are exaggerating

[untold geode]

It really is

[lunar sandal]

ng market is fucked

[untold geode]

No cap I must have applied to 200 - 300 apps

And Ive got fuck all to show for it

[timid tartan]

You can't

[steel escarp]

oh wow so you're roasting me now

[timid tartan]

Wut

[steel escarp]

for working in an oil/gas company

icic

[timid tartan]

Wtf

You're literally making 340k TC in Calgary

[storm stream]

ask him about our career fairs

[untold geode]

There has to be something man, I might be in denail but I cannot digest that there isnt a way to ride this wave out

[timid tartan]

There is a way.....if you have JS Citadel HRT Netflix Google Meta on your resume

Gl

[untold geode]

I hv TRT in my system

But thats it

[timid tartan]

[storm stream]

LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

preach

[untold geode]

I been trynna do some research just to educate myself on how things got so bad for canada

[timid tartan]

No but seriously lol I have some friends who have multiple faang+ and unicorns who are getting ghosted from everywhere

[untold geode]

And from my studies, all fingers point to household debt

[storm stream]

bro let me help you out... our gdp is immigration and housing

[lunar sandal]

^^

[untold geode]

household debt to income ratio is off the charts for canada

[storm stream]

because the single family home is our retirement fund

[lunar sandal]

LMFAO

[untold geode]

Maybe Canada is past its prime now

[lunar sandal]

bro this guy is off the charts today

[storm stream]

canada is a scam for young people bro

[lunar sandal]

Momo

ur crazy bro

[storm stream]

bro I'm jaded af

[untold geode]

Momo just speaking what we all thinking ngl

[lunar sandal]

yea its just his delivery is fucking hilarious

[storm stream]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[timid tartan]

😭

[lunar sandal]

it'll get better guys! (cope)

🙂

[storm stream]

WAGMI

[timid tartan]

Who tf thought it was a good idea to bring in 10k H1B applicants into Canada

[untold geode]

Bruh the ghosting goes beyond just job apps too though..I reached out to ppl on linkedin for casual chats...Boom, ghosted there too

[timid tartan]

Ffs

[lunar sandal]

bro

most of us

cannot afford a house

for the next 5-6 yrs

[storm stream]

bro let me spell it out

[timid tartan]

Let alone house

I can't even afford rent

Don't bother with house

LMFAO

[lunar sandal]

literally same rn

[storm stream]

immigration 📈 == gdp 📈

[timid tartan]

Stopppp

😭

[untold geode]

5-6? more like 50-60

[lunar sandal]

it doesnt help that income doesnt match

living cost here.

[storm stream]

instead of raising capital locally

[timid tartan]

Yep

[storm stream]

you bring in foreign money

it gets spent

[untold geode]

Hello, Canada govt? Is this your new old policy?

[storm stream]

but not distributed in the economy

[timid tartan]

I'm just gonna relocate to Thailand I swear

Too expensive here

[lunar sandal]

like foreign "investment" drove shit up so much

and im saying this as an intl student

[untold geode]

Fr, Asia aint looking too bad all of a sudden

[timid tartan]

LMAO

[storm stream]

bro my uncle has a genetics PHd from UK, came here and does customer service for westjet

it's joever

[lunar sandal]

WHAT

[timid tartan]

What the fuck LOL

BRUH

[untold geode]

💀 💀

[storm stream]

LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

[timid tartan]

Bro what lmfao

[lunar sandal]

thats actualy sad

[timid tartan]

That's sad

[lunar sandal]

that is

[storm stream]

this country is 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

[lunar sandal]

just wow

[untold geode]

Copemaxxing

[storm stream]

I just met a couple from algeria MBA/laywer couple

mans installing roofs on warehouses in canada

💀

[lunar sandal]

momo please bro i can only laugh/cry so much

[storm stream]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[timid tartan]

I wanna cry

😭

[storm stream]

Bro

😭

bro how do I explain that this country is a scam

[timid tartan]

I'll see you near the union station as a beggar I guess

[untold geode]

Bruh as an intl student, cant even go to america cuz fucking H1B

[lunar sandal]

^^

ur on the clock bro

3 years to find a job

nepotism is the only way, for intl

[untold geode]

You could give me 30 and I wouldnt find one at this rate

[timid tartan]

Lol yea same I have this problem too

It's whatever

[storm stream]

you can just get Google/Jane Street/HRT/2sigma on your resume

[lunar sandal]

man said just

💀

[timid tartan]

Fck off

[storm stream]

💀

[untold geode]

💀

[timid tartan]

HRT interview was not fun LOL

[storm stream]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO he got HRT interview

[timid tartan]

Well I wasn't prepared but still

[untold geode]

I applied HRT for the fucks of it

[storm stream]

meanwhile I got resume rejected from Calgary Transit

💀

bro

[untold geode]

Heres to hoping I am at least worthy of a rejection email

[timid tartan]

I got resume rejected from Nokia bro

[untold geode]

I dont think they even viewed mine

[storm stream]

I got resume rejected from superstore but this dude is dooming while he's getting HRT interview

💀

[timid tartan]

LMFAO

[timid tartan]

Dude calm down

I have never passed Nokia Intuit IBM resume screens

WS too

[storm stream]

[timid tartan]

💀

[storm stream]

you're overqualified

[timid tartan]

[storm stream]

🤣

[timid tartan]

Ngl maybe I should try removing all my work exp and submit a blank resume

Who knows maybe I will suddenly pass the goddamn resume screen

[storm stream]

bro let's start from scratch.... Ericsson/blackberry internship here I come

[untold geode]

Bro fuck ericsson

[storm stream]

[timid tartan]

I have never passed the resume screen for those companies either

[untold geode]

I had a recruiter reach out to me via email sometime in June and I replied back

[storm stream]

Ericsson feeds Apple so I can't hate too much

[timid tartan]

Especially Blackberry

[untold geode]

G H O S T

How tf you finna reach out to me to ghost me back?

I lost before the battle even began

[timid tartan]

Got Apple interview 2x but I can't even pass Ericsson resume screen

[storm stream]

LMFAO I see a pattern here buddy

[timid tartan]

Ericsson harder than Apple?

We're screwed

[storm stream]

No that you apply to positions where the recruiters see your resume and they say "nah fk this dude he aint staying"

[worldly ridge]

nah man, ur always welcome in my house

[storm stream]

[timid tartan]

Yo that's sick

[worldly ridge]

ull be my NEET

[timid tartan]

Tf is that

[storm stream]

you live in TO? and can afford to do so?

[timid tartan]

LMFAOOOO

😭

[storm stream]

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADvJ8p8yY-c

[lunar sandal]

i wonder if this is just the comign of age for the cs market

[worldly ridge]

yeah my mom and dad owns rogers centre

[lunar sandal]

and that every other market has been this way

for other new grads

[timid tartan]

Tf did I just see

[lunar sandal]

which is why u see ppl with crim degrees working as bank tellers

[storm stream]

yo i used to live across the street!!!!

[worldly ridge]

oh in the streets ?

[timid tartan]

Lol I've been applying for other random positions like management consultant and stuff

[storm stream]

nah airbnb in 2021 when it was cheaper than chewing gum

[timid tartan]

Idt I can continue my SWE career in this market

Screw it

[storm stream]

let's pivot to content creation

[timid tartan]

What are we gonna do

[storm stream]

let's make a podcast

[timid tartan]

Advertising ourselves as beggars?

[storm stream]

where we just doom about the industry

[timid tartan]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[storm stream]

podcast sponsored by express vpn

LETS GOOOOOOO

[worldly ridge]

make tik toks abt tech downtrend

go big

[timid tartan]

🤣

[storm stream]

who's gonna be our first guest?

@worldly ridge 👀

[worldly ridge]

lets invite charlie damelio

[storm stream]

you got the connect?

[worldly ridge]

we can do tiktok dances

[untold geode]

bradley martin

he can take on the market

[worldly ridge]

yeah leme hit her dm

[untold geode]

hes 260

[timid tartan]

😭

Lmao

[storm stream]

he probably thinks he can do leetcode hard in 10 mins

[worldly ridge]

he can

[storm stream]

[untold geode]

interviewer rejects, 'Im 260 though'

'i love this recruiter'

[storm stream]

LMAOOOOOOO

LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lunar sandal]

we could benefit from pushing negativity propaganda on tiktok

greatly.

im not even joking im gonna start hate watching on tiktok now

[untold geode]

yes, stop the immigration? just doom the housing, academic, and every other market

[storm stream]

dude politicians will not touch housing

the moment you touch housing

country will go into recession

and half the country will nto be able to retire

[lunar sandal]

this is also because a lot of the ppl in govt rn are landlords themselves

[storm stream]

we're fucked

[lunar sandal]

or members of the LTB

[storm stream]

[untold geode]

we're already there

The only thing keeping us out of a recession is the investopedia definition of a recession

[storm stream]

the "minister of housing" is a scummy landlord riddle me thaT

[lunar sandal]

[lunar sandal]

LMFAO

isnt it still

2 quarters of negative gdp growth

[untold geode]

Yeah I think so

[storm stream]

I think it's simple... 1st house no taxes, 2nd house 100% tax

[untold geode]

3rd house, lose 1st house previlages

🗿

[storm stream]

[worldly ridge]

i think the CIA will try to topple our government

i f e do that

[storm stream]

bro they don't need... USA is daddy already

[worldly ridge]

after the climate change gets worse, we will be superior

we will have an advantage

we will destroy usa

[storm stream]

once florida is under water and manahtten sinks, americans will flock to saskatchewan for shelter

we will win

[lunar sandal]

LMFAO

[storm stream]

Regina will become the new tech hub

[worldly ridge]

exactly

[storm stream]

bro I drove to Saskatoon once I honestly wanted to kill myself

but that's another topic

[lunar sandal]

im

done

lmfao

[storm stream]

[worldly ridge]

enjoy your logn weekend with family adn friends tommorow guys

@tight gale you too

[storm stream]

happy labour day

especially to the unemployed who technically shouldn't be celebrating

[timid tartan]

log(n) weekend?

[timid tartan]

LMFAOOOOO

[timid tartan]

Oh long weekend lmfao

[storm stream]

leetcode has rotten your brain

[timid tartan]

LOOOOL NO SHIT

[storm stream]

[timid tartan]

Took me a while to realize that

[timid tartan]

We'll celebrate by grinding LC

[storm stream]

Should I even bother applying to this as a new grad? https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3663913341/?eBP=CwEAAAGKXbpD357JjjK-cruJ7LNNI05w8puNe2rcPfAhS5y-FeZg_1CywtmZP0riRncQI3GzCMnN_NRP7GOkt6U4xqtESXtz6BKrxSrsYE6uScdILrBBljrwbt9JhbdonNpIjSLcCuV8zbVhFOZaNjRebJ1MPLgkPX6BLTZ9e2kLx7DnBp1kIVqZbj89tpZfc7QYxfEusvhyAxOoKJgFjT5HdyMI_R4CCabsnDM8ZhTKU3Bo61xVn_BytkzgO_nWouMqXITK_I7bGsGT4RrW4sBPruTQNoveS0ZTUmQQn6hOFhRQNkil69do1y14RLkY4Z1t4VVLz555Kn9Tm2KqoS98VDvdh0Zu_EagG9HtMM5gY8E4Si71j4RzFsFyLf-NBBF7S6YltgcAx-hPNg&refId=BP%2BJAV%2BUetU2sIIbLI%2BMdA%3D%3D&trackingId=Lbd0Ud9XUmrSO40ocjhRfg%3D%3D&trk=flagship3_search_srp_jobs

[storm stream]

yes 📈

[timid tartan]

I swear the gov should make Unemployed Day

[storm stream]

Posting Date

Jul 14, 2023

nevermind LMAO

[timid tartan]

Oh I applied to that one a while ago

Haven't heard back

[storm stream]

gg

I think this is my old org https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/collections/recommended/?currentJobId=3693596507

who wants to innovate on how Amazon generates offers letters?

[timid tartan]

Bro I am still laughing on our convo about that

[storm stream]

LMAOOOOOO

[timid tartan]

LOL

[timid tartan]

[storm stream]

bro you leaking the chat that's crazy

[timid tartan]

It's okay it's funny LOL

[storm stream]

generating offer letter PDFs is an NP hard problem

bro someone called Canada “US work hours with EU wages”

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[timid tartan]

LMFAOOOOOOO

Idk if I should laugh or cry

[storm stream]

that's such a vio LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[timid tartan]

This is fcking accurate tho

1000% accurate

[storm stream]

facts

imagine telling your oil and gas boss hey can we get siesta hours

next day "Petro Canada regrets to inform you..."

[lunar sandal]

lMFAO

SIESTA HOIURS

[storm stream]

[timid tartan]

Bro @storm stream you gotta start a company and hire all of us here

Make a new FAANG

[storm stream]

LMAOOOOOOO who's gonna fund it

my landlord?

💀

[timid tartan]

LOOOL

[vivid fiber]

Apply to YC

Just get a cofounder from a t5 us school

Ez

[untold geode]

I was actually gonna say, seeing as aint no one giving us jobs, wanna give ourselves jobs?

[storm stream]

yo I know just the guy @timid tartan 👀

[timid tartan]

Ye we can, but we are gonna pay ourselves 0/hr

😭

[storm stream]

t5 in Canada

[vivid fiber]

Do you understand that people want jobs for the pay

[timid tartan]

[timid tartan]

We do pay ourselves

Just that it's 0

[storm stream]

[timid tartan]

[storm stream]

Canada moment

[untold geode]

We pay ourselves in stock

[vivid fiber]

Inf money glitch

[timid tartan]

[timid tartan]

The stock isn't even gonna worth 1 mcdouble

[storm stream]

1 timbit

[timid tartan]

LOL

[untold geode]

0.5 timbit

Actually timbit sounds like a great name for a cryptocurrency

[timid tartan]

[untold geode]

We just got ourselves our new venture

[storm stream]

crypto? @timid tartan is an expert

[untold geode]

Hop in boys, these diamond hands are going to the moon 😎

[timid tartan]

Fck off

[untold geode]

🗿

[storm stream]

LMAOOOO

@timid tartan rode the crypto wave so hard

his resume puts most Stanford grads to shame

[timid tartan]

Bro stop LMAO that's an exaggeration

Calm down LOOOL

[untold geode]

O great simper of free company food

Please, give me an insight on such a resume

that puts even nepo stanford kids to shame

[timid tartan]

He's def lying loool

[storm stream]

bro it's easy just get 9 internships

[vivid fiber]

Work at FAANG or a Unicorn

Hope that helps 🙏

[storm stream]

a mix of unicorn and faang

[vivid fiber]

^ thats optimal

[storm stream]

and you will be him

[vivid fiber]

Put that on your resume

And it should be smooth sailing

[timid tartan]

Please give me an insight on such a

[storm stream]

really smooth right? @timid tartan

[timid tartan]

🙂

More like smooth drowning

[barren sinew]

It's always the same few guys doom posting about how they're gonna give up this career or move to another country.

What's the actual alternative? Which industry, which country?

[worldly ridge]

Onlyfans

[storm stream]

^ found the single family home owner

[worldly ridge]

Third world country, USD money

[worldly ridge]

Thanks 😅 but im actualy a landlord

of multipel SFHs

[storm stream]

😠

how did you do that without being a boomer

[timid tartan]

Screw you

😭

[worldly ridge]

i pulled my botostrap and stopped buying avocado toasts

[timid tartan]

I won't even be able to afford a house even if I stop eating for 100 years

[worldly ridge]

try 200 years

[steel escarp]

been trying 300 years but didn't work out

[storm stream]

Welcome to linkedin brother

[raven sphinx]

its joever

[timid tartan]

No new jobs? 😭

[faint echo]

i dont blame them

[worldly ridge]

💀

[real island]

😭😭

[lunar sandal]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[tawny raptor]

Blud does not understand econ

[untold geode]

With the greenbelt scandal, this the only way for him to divert attention

Bro used every buzz word CBC uses 💀

[fierce lotus]

Whos dis

[untold geode]

Doug Ford?

[weak gazelle]

who's that

[untold geode]

The maker of Ford GM 🗿

[weak gazelle]

@worldly ridge hi

[worldly ridge]

hi

[weak gazelle]

how's bay area

congrats btw

[worldly ridge]

i got attacked by a homeless perosn

im in the hospital rn

thanks

[fierce lotus]

Good experience

[weak gazelle]

use some of that 400k TC

[worldly ridge]

im uninsured, so yeah my bill will be 400k

[fierce lotus]

V cheap

[weak gazelle]

nah he means 400k CAD aka 20k USD

[worldly ridge]

thats still more then ull ever make

[real island]

Anyone get Dropbox intern phone for Canada role?

If yes what was your oa score?

[quartz ridge]

anyoen hear back for summer '24 in canada

that doesn't go to waterloo or u of t or UBC

or is it black hole ?

[placid dawn]

0 responses here

[soft hamlet]

all rejections

[quartz ridge]

dam same

wow. what school?

u partnered with stripe??

jesus

[quartz ridge]

Like actually using Stripe

Or some api related to stripe

Can u give example

[quartz ridge]

that’s cool

what does the Webhook do

why can’t u just add some custom logic

why webhook is needed

ok thanks

[drifting shore]

wtf is a Predictive Index Survey?

companies are becoming too creative

[real island]

Yo I got that too

I did it last year I think it’s some survey they ask you behavioral questions from what I rem

[drifting shore]

auto oa?

[real island]

I think it’s auto after you complete the survey

But not sure if getting the survey is auto

Does having Telus increase my chances of an offer 😔🙏

[drifting shore]

deadline is 24 hours

and the survey is 30mins long

if its auto, telus is truly cruel

[lunar sandal]

DID ANYONE

GET PAST RESUME SCREENING

FOR TIKTOK

.toLower()

[drifting shore]

(tho cruel is a compliment to the company that had layoff of 6000)

[real island]

Yeah I did

[drifting shore]

Vancouver?

Cracked

[lunar sandal]

backend engineer?

zamn

what year are u and whats ur exp (if u dont mind)

[real island]

Seattle

[real island]

Going into 4th f500

Couldn’t apply to Vancouver max 2 apps 😔

I applied with referral tho if that matters

I kinda flopped the OA though it was acc not too hard just didn’t prepare 🥲

[lunar sandal]

ah

[short robin]

yup

[fierce lotus]

thats oa?

[faint osprey]

did anyone do the new grad oa for stripe 🥲

[left totem]

No did you?

[delicate cedar]

didn't get it

[timid tartan]

Is this for new grad?

[real island]

Intern

[timid tartan]

Ah ok

[dark lintel]

Yoooo got my j1 approved

[soft hamlet]

[turbid island]

dropbox oa has to be fake bruh

too much for 80 mins

[real island]

You do it recently?

[turbid island]

ye

no time after 3 levels

[real island]

Fr i basically did level 3 but didn’t pass it cuz of a small bug 😭

Let me know if you get phone

[analog current]

How many apps yall have so far for new grad

Im the best software engineer in the world and i will definitely get a Cisco return offer (manifest.yaml)

But I’m keeping my options open + negotiations

[timid tartan]

0

No jobs

[cinder kraken]

Can u refer mr best software engineer?

[placid dawn]

I dont want banking bundle I want job

[analog current]

Of course brother, hit me up around november

[eternal fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/thisisfine-disaster-denial-fine-fire-gif-5213093

[eternal fossil]

language specific

leetcode generic questions towards the end

language trivia questions like multiple choice questions on snippets of code and what happens, some compilation type questions, some binary arithmatic

[reef niche]

how do you guys answer "Tell us why you're interested in joining the Engineering team @ X"

[real island]

Anyone know if wealthsimple can shift offers to Summer?

[placid dawn]

any1 else getting so many linkedin connects lately

[limber dirge]

i moved my fall 2023 offer to winter 2024 so i dont see why the same thing can't apply for winter -> summer

[real island]

Yeooo holy

Bet bet

[limber dirge]

recruiter was super chill about it

[real island]

Can I dm you if you don’t mind?

[limber dirge]

sure 👍

[lunar sandal]

Wtf?

If this is the case, then I’m applying winter

[reef niche]

can i dm you too?

[limber dirge]

yup

[smoky flare]

I got an ad for masters in accounting at uoft

might take it

[reef niche]

Anyone received dropbox OA?

[tough knot]

Are the RBC OAs auto?

[fierce lotus]

got reject after one day 💀

[analog jasper]

anyone going to this -> https://www.meetup.com/toronto-mongodb-usergroup/events/295305674/?read=1&_xtd=gatlbWFpbF9jbGlja9oAJGM1NDVlYWFjLTJjMzYtNGRlMS04ZGZmLTkzZWM3NjhmZjI2Nw%253D%253D

[analog current]

bro fawk

[orchid crypt]

ya i got it score was 490

[real island]

How long after OA submission did you get phone? Can I DM you btw?

[timid tartan]

I am literally here right now lmao

[wheat comet]

who tryna get food w me

[timid tartan]

?

Where lmao

Oh lol

[wheat comet]

uhhhh

juicy dumpling

[earnest mortar]

damnn i was in dt i missed this

[storm stream]

I love these events.... you go in hoping to connect with a recruiter or a manager and all you get is "scan this QR code"

[reef niche]

can i pm you

[knotty torrent]

Anyone interning in dt Toronto this fall?

[vivid fiber]

Yo my friend is there

Say hi

[timid tartan]

Already at home bruh lmao

[wide prairie]

anyone who goes to these is it worth it? im in toronto buttttt

[timid tartan]

It's already over

Not sure why it wouldn't be worth the time lmfao

If you just see it solely like a career fair, sure it was pointless lol

[wide prairie]

k ty

[vivid fiber]

@fresh monolith

[lunar sandal]

anyone heard back

from

goldman

after oa

[wary tundra]

people saying the goldman OA was easy?

I just did it and it was a leetcode hard

pure math

[lunar sandal]

what q did u get

[wary tundra]

we getting the same OA??

[lunar sandal]

for intern>

?

[wary tundra]

yes

it was a leetcode hard pure math

[lunar sandal]

i got 1 medium 1 easy

[lunar sandal]

must be rng

[wary tundra]

I guess so

when did you do it

[lunar sandal]

over a week ago by now

[wary tundra]

and you haven't heard anything?

[lunar sandal]

negative

where are

the postings

for THUMMER

[orchid crypt]

mine was fucked hard

[storm stream]

Wait really??? What was it? Mine was 1 dsa 1 math question.... both easy

[storm stream]

my friends we are Canadian... we don't hear back after OAs

[lunar sandal]

we dont hear back anyway

wys

[storm stream]

ya let me make a correction

we are canadian.... we don't get OAs

[zinc knot]

We do get auto OAs

[soft hamlet]

[soft hamlet]

I haven't even received auto OAs

This cycle

[zinc knot]

Did you apply to cisco or goldman

[soft hamlet]

I applied RBC and didn't get oa

Cisco I'm waiting for referral

:>

Uni recruitment events carry fr

[zinc knot]

banks are pure luck is what i have learned

[soft hamlet]

I also didn't get strip, doordash oa even tho they aren't auto

[zinc knot]

I didn’t get DD either

[soft hamlet]

I did 7 mini interviews IRL last year with RBC

[zinc knot]

Didn’t apply stripe cause i hate myself

[zinc knot]

What happened then

[soft hamlet]

My recruiter told me that they would contact me for a technical interview

And then ghosted me

[zinc knot]

Good luck brother

Asana seems to have ghosted my sorry ass this year

[soft hamlet]

I'm waiting for RBC referral tho

I'm coping so hard

I'm gonna go to that conference again

And then try to get that recruiter to push me through again

I wanted to work at the MTL office

I have an intern referral for quant dev tools team

They are one of the only teams expanding their intern programs apparently

And not just taking return interns

[wheat comet]

dw i can take it off ur hands

[soft hamlet]

Kinaxis seems RNG as well

[lucid berry]

cisco is not auto oa

[wheat comet]

^ same

[soft hamlet]

A first year with no work exp and only to do list level projects got a dev internship at kinaxis

At my uni

I didn't even pass resume screen

can you refer solace

I already will be getting one but the more the merrier ig :>

solace is prolly my #1 this summer

What are you working on at solace?

I want

[zinc knot]

cisco is auto dude i got it within 1 hr of submitting my app

What u got on resume

[lucid berry]

for intern?

[zinc knot]

Yeah

Its auto OA 100%

I aced goldman where interview

[acoustic agate]

@limber dirge can i dm u?

[lucid berry]

maybe it is auto for intern but it's not for new grad ☹️

[lapis tide]

[frozen brook]

same, probably just in the queue rip

[real island]

Intuit Toronto office is super super nice

Fancy asf

Are you doing frontend or backend at Mozilla

[magic perch]

Is anyone aware of companies which allow post-grad internships in Canada?

Or even US?

[analog current]

Cisco

[broken whale]

They gotta send updates first

[magic perch]

My recruiter for this one place has kept telling me there will be decisions next week for the last 2 months LOL

idek what to follow up with anymore

[wary tundra]

Is spring internship normally easier to get than summer?

[real island]

Nah

Harder

[fierce lotus]

I'm pretty sure everyone got full in Goldman oa

Lol

[zinc knot]

ok did you

[fierce lotus]

Yes

[timid tartan]

Not only that, nobody takes more than 15 mins on that OA pretty sure lol

[storm stream]

Hello Canadians

Have we been scammed?

[teal remnant]

Hello sir

Yes

[storm stream]

I doubt Goldman filtered anyone with that OA

[teal remnant]

Either my resume trash or the market fked I just got couple oa and nothing after that

Finished gs oa in 15 min still nothing lmao

[storm stream]

You got a couple? That's double what I got

🐐🐐🐐

[teal remnant]

I only get auto oas 😔

[storm stream]

[worn trout]

anyone did dropbox or stripe oa

[broken whale]

Brother

Dropbox oa

[real island]

Yeah I did Dropbox

Any Canadian get Microsoft interview invite for intern yet?

[lapis tide]

[worn trout]

how was it

[real island]

It was okay just a super long OA imo

[wheat comet]

Is it possible to stack referrals

what if i have 6 referrals for a company

[real island]

😭😭😭

Prob not I think

[vivid fiber]

Send your resume in #1019675142248468601

[storm stream]

post and tag me

[tough knot]

Has anyone done rbc OA

lmk please, need to do very soon

dm

[analog current]

how do i quit a job

i just started

do i tell the manager?

will i be black listed?

[vocal lagoon]

Did anyone apply to NetSuite roles & hear back?

[fickle lotus]

If only referrals worked like the Infinity Gems

[wheat comet]

LOOOOOL

[astral isle]

Yea it’s not too bad

[fallen mason]

what did u need to know for it

like what dsa

and is it system design too?

Isn’t dropbox oa auto?

when did u apply

[fallen mason]

also when did u apply?

[real island]

Basic DSA and know the syntax well for the language you’re going to use

[real island]

Aug 30th I got the OA 30 min after applying

[zinc knot]

Riot already rejected

Wtf

[fallen mason]

damn ok I applied 2 weeks ago no oa

[quartz ridge]

https://ca.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=35f1e94c27777214&q=intern&l=Canada&tk=1h9m818hhk87d800&from=ja&alid=63b6f047540b4417cb887176&utm_campaign=job_alerts&utm_medium=email&utm_source=jobseeker_emails&rgtk=1h9m818hhk87d800

hypercare Winter 2024

[tough knot]

Riot was remote right

[zinc knot]

I only saw the LA listing and applied to it

[analog current]

how do i quit a job

on my 2nd day

SOMEONE

HLEP!!!!

who do i tell

[tough knot]

Yeah same, no OA so far

[zinc knot]

I didn’t indicate that I was intl

[wary tundra]

how is cisco OA

I thought riot did?

[oblique crater]

no way its that bad

[tough knot]

its remote though?

[analog current]

TRUST ME

its that bad

[zinc knot]

Where u at

[analog current]

rather not say

[zinc knot]

2 days and shit hit the fan?

[analog current]

its trash

ya

[zinc knot]

[analog current]

its dogshit

[zinc knot]

why

[analog current]

trust me dwag

[zinc knot]

like what happened tho

[analog current]

nothing

i just realized

[zinc knot]

don’t gotta delve into the specifics

[analog current]

i dont like these people

and i dont need this internship

my resume is already nicely stacked

the money is low