2021_summer

[abstract wagon]

i rmbr i was asking people for their linkedin too 😭😭

[narrow patrol]

when asians are so clearly discriminated against in the workforce..

[low epoch]

i am advocate for diversity but i can sympathize with the numbers not coinciding

[abstract wagon]

removed every single one of them

fuck sase

i left my chapter too

pieces of shits

[low epoch]

it's not a matter of discrimination farmer, it's a matter of representation

[narrow patrol]

hahaha its not bad as a freshman

pretty decent

[ionic bronze]

what did they do to u @abstract wagon

[low epoch]

proper and equitable representation

[ionic bronze]

lolol

[abstract wagon]

scammed my time and money

[lunar dock]

Oh I'm not familiar, what's exxon?

[abstract wagon]

im never supporting sase

[low epoch]

for real, they took ur money??? busters

[ionic bronze]

exxon is basically google but for oil and gas industry

hard to get into and pays well

[narrow patrol]

legit no equal opportunity for asians

we just gotta grind and hope for the best

[abstract wagon]

told me they got good jobs at sase conference and should blow my weekend there

[lunar dock]

Ooh sounds cool is it canadian

[low epoch]

those oil type companies are prestigious for engineers right?

[lunar dock]

Oh wait I can just google it wink wink

[ionic bronze]

international lol

[narrow patrol]

not software engineers lol

[ionic bronze]

yeah

[low epoch]

no lol i mean mech and those types

[ionic bronze]

yeye

mech and stuff they pay well

[low epoch]

the ones who build shit that actually lasts

[abstract wagon]

i rmbr one guy at sase was flexing his grumman too as a senior

what a loser bro

[narrow patrol]

there ya go

[ionic bronze]

like 100k-120k (in low COL texas)

[abstract wagon]

i pray for that guy

livin in a box

[ionic bronze]

it's not SWE salaries but great outside of swe

[narrow patrol]

one day i will make it like @ionic bronze and @abstract wagon

[low epoch]

same, farmer

[abstract wagon]

im gonna go to sase just to flex

[narrow patrol]

they wouldnt even nknow

[abstract wagon]

"oh grumman? never heard of them actually"

[low epoch]

smh why start an asian club and not even offer boba

[lunar dock]

Ye. I think the american finance companies started opening in like june/july or smt

[ionic bronze]

im not op yet 😦

[narrow patrol]

i doubt they know google pays 180k @abstract wagon

[narrow patrol]

BRUHHH

U GOT SNAP

OMFG

[low epoch]

lyptea beast mode

[narrow patrol]

my sase offers boba

[ionic bronze]

I WANT MORE

[narrow patrol]

[ionic bronze]

jk

[abstract wagon]

rubrik for now buti couldve gone 2s or de

gonna short sase

[lunar dock]

Yi you got snap?

[abstract wagon]

[low epoch]

don't sleep on kirb

[narrow patrol]

u got rubrik?????

POG

[lunar dock]

Oh yeah theres a snap office in canada too

[abstract wagon]

yeah

[narrow patrol]

legend

[lunar dock]

Np

[narrow patrol]

mans turning down quant too

chad

[abstract wagon]

flex on these sase hoes

[ionic bronze]

tbh I didn't know swe salaries paid more than 120k+

and peaked at 100k

[narrow patrol]

me neither

[ionic bronze]

going in freshman year

[narrow patrol]

i thought they peak at 250k

after 15 YOE

[abstract wagon]

cant believe i spent a weekend at that conference and drinking when i couldve been leetcoding

[ionic bronze]

I remember when I found out how much lockheed SWE's get paid

[twilit mesa]

bru dont feel bad

[low epoch]

i thought they peaked at 100k lmao (freshman)

[eager valve]

Hey does anyone who knows a lot about google step DM me

[ionic bronze]

I was like im going to make so much money

[lunar dock]

Dang why u turn down quant? Quant $ > swe $ no?

[eager valve]

im trying to decide between two offers

[ionic bronze]

then my parents were like "lol look for something else"

[twilit mesa]

i literally didnt know most companies B)

[narrow patrol]

BUT U STILL MADE IT TO G AS A SOPH

lmao

[twilit mesa]

😎

[narrow patrol]

what a chad!!

[abstract wagon]

i know but fuck sase

[ionic bronze]

not really but what are the offers?

[low epoch]

because kirb lost faith in the quants after this stonks fiasco
he is a man of morals

[narrow patrol]

if only i made it to G as a soph

literally couldnt be me

[pulsar shadow]

quant $ > swe $ only if you get those bonuses

[abstract wagon]

bunch of idiots bro

[narrow patrol]

[abstract wagon]

i rmbr dude from pepsi was trying to educate too

like boy u aint anywhere good 😂😂

[eager valve]

nvidias freshman program vs STEP vs tmobile (prob not)

[cyan valley]

@ionic bronze Bro same

At my orientation

A professor was like

[twilit mesa]

step

[cyan valley]

"yeah salaries for comp sci are nuts"

[twilit mesa]

easy

[abstract wagon]

step

easy

[ionic bronze]

google would have more weight

[eager valve]

lemme explain why nvidia

[pulsar shadow]

step ez

[low epoch]

step bro

[cyan valley]

"this one person was negotiating a 120k salary between google and microsoft"

[eager valve]

I think is a good choice

[cyan valley]

And I was like

[narrow patrol]

HOLY SHIT

[cyan valley]

[narrow patrol]

YOU ARE A LEGEND

DUDE

POG

[eager valve]

nvidia gives me return offer to nvidia SWE

but step gives return offer to step

[low epoch]

@twilit mesa doesn't know much about step but i have to support them

[lunar dock]

Step for the clout

[ionic bronze]

120k from google

[cyan valley]

STEP

[pulsar shadow]

clout google ?

[narrow patrol]

@eager valve dm

[eager valve]

nvidia also will net me as much money as step in a shorter amount of time

[cyan valley]

@ionic bronze bro ikr LOl I was like "this is nuts"

now im applying and its like EVERYTHING is 100k+

LOL

[ionic bronze]

wtf STEP leads to STEP??????

[twilit mesa]

google gets ppl to whore out for you

[silk ridge]

will you really want to intern same place twice tho

[twilit mesa]

no cap

[narrow patrol]

as freshman

[low epoch]

money👏 don't👏 matter👏 for👏 internships 👏

[ionic bronze]

that's dumb

[pulsar shadow]

this man is flexing hard af

[abstract wagon]

step leads to step

[cyan valley]

L O L

N in FAANG = NVIDEA

[ionic bronze]

hey man money doesn't matter but 5k vs 40k in a summer is a big difference

[lunar dock]

I hear nvidia and ggl have good "job stability" tmobile idk

[twilit mesa]

no

[eager valve]

im not flexing, im actually trying to decide, thats why I wanted to DM lol

[twilit mesa]

i know someone that's a freshman that got sew

swe

[cyan valley]

str8 cap

[pulsar shadow]

chad

[lunar dock]

Step leads to step if you're a freshman (usually)

[ionic bronze]

that's goatyed

[low epoch]

true, just feels like diminishing returns at some point idk lol

[twilit mesa]

but it just how HC believes you fit in more

which is why i say HC is fucked at google

[low epoch]

freshman step -> soph leap -> junior yeet

[ionic bronze]

im in class i don't understand anything rn 😦

[cyan valley]

LOL

Step Leap Yeet

💀

[eager valve]

yeah so I think it would be a lot more conveniant for me if I can get a gaurenteed baseline return offer sophmore year from nvidia instead of STEP

[twilit mesa]

he's going to a unicorn this year

[narrow patrol]

guys should i pick Albertsons cashier or Amazon YEET???

[abstract wagon]

what a legend bro

[twilit mesa]

if that helps make your decision?

[ionic bronze]

you gotta chase your dreams bro

[eager valve]

and plus I get to do nvidia robotics which I think is kinda cool when step is gonna have to go throughg project matching

[narrow patrol]

YEET it is

[abstract wagon]

step will help u more

[twilit mesa]

yea but you have guranteed match doe

[narrow patrol]

but ill try to get albertsons offszn

[twilit mesa]

which swe doesnt guarantee

[ionic bronze]

do u get free 3080's as a signing bonus?

[thorn leaf]

anyone hear back from round 3 of hackny's application process?

[cyan valley]

Factual statement

[low epoch]

step gives you free gmail

so there

[pulsar shadow]

google doesn't even give free banana

[abstract wagon]

na the guy who told me to apply was obviously cappin

[thorn leaf]

same

[abstract wagon]

google or bust smh

[thorn leaf]

apparently someone got interview like a week ago

[twilit mesa]

are u faangsexual?

🤔

[ionic bronze]

@eager valve what's your endgame?

[twilit mesa]

o

[low epoch]

faang screw us all over so we might as well be

[pulsar shadow]

for inter it's more like faag sexual

[twilit mesa]

delete that bro

[abstract wagon]

im fangsexual

not faang

dont get it twisted

[twilit mesa]

whic a are you removing

[eager valve]

3080's would be sick. My endgame is to make a lot of money and impact on technology so im not too wild about quant or anything

[twilit mesa]

amazon or apple

[dusty vine]

we all know

[abstract wagon]

[eager valve]

nvidia would be awesome imo

its my fav big N company rn

[silk ridge]

i think its fine to pick nvidia since u like the team so much

[ionic bronze]

if u wanna go for nvidia ft and love the team pick nvidia

[eager valve]

although if I can get better oppurtuinities I would go for it

[twilit mesa]

it sounds likeyou know where you want to go :3

[ionic bronze]

google is overrated tbh

[eager valve]

the thing im worried about is

[pulsar shadow]

man ur already set either choice will lead to success

[low epoch]

is it big n because it starts with N

[eager valve]

will ppl care about nvidia

[low epoch]

bad reasoning

[silk ridge]

but google is better for your resume and idk if you really want to intern at nvidia every summer

[eager valve]

over STEP

[abstract wagon]

dood im not even gonna roast u rn

[eager valve]

yeah thats what i was thinking about

[ionic bronze]

[twilit mesa]

for lyptea

[low epoch]

why chase happiness when you can chase prestige

[eager valve]

is google name really that much better?

[obtuse otter]

speak to em

fuck google

[narrow patrol]

yes

ALTHOUGH

[abstract wagon]

did any of you get in

[narrow patrol]

there is a caveat

[abstract wagon]

that is my question

[twilit mesa]

i interned there if you want to know who reached out to me

[twilit mesa]

yes :3

[low epoch]

no one is saying google name should matter but it does

[silk ridge]

^ i did nvidia swe if you have questions

[obtuse otter]

ye

[twilit mesa]

thats why i said connect with me

[abstract wagon]

y u hate google

googlr

[ionic bronze]

google pog\

[obtuse otter]

step

[low epoch]

just be like me and hate all big tech equally

makes life easier

[narrow patrol]

GUYS

[abstract wagon]

whats wrong with step?

[ionic bronze]

bro lockheed is the best tech company

[narrow patrol]

IS NVIDIA ROBOTICS still worse than GOOGLE

not regular NVIDIA

but ROBOTICS team

?

[lunar dock]

Afaik at nvidia you will likely be doing much more hardware/graphics related things. Where as at ggl you might be doing more web frontend/backend things. Maybe take that into consideration?

[obtuse otter]

ok not just step but google has impeccable PR so people just ignore the fucked up shit that they do. thats mainly why i don't like it

people say fuck big tech but we all know there's an asterick there for google

[low epoch]

highly respect this opinion but disagree

[pulsar shadow]

this discord has such a heavy bias towards faang lol

[low epoch]

they all have asterisks in my book

[abstract wagon]

for becoming a better engineer i really dont think ur gonna do better than google

[pulsar shadow]

also anyone know why m is not in faang

[abstract wagon]

most of us cant even spell ethics

[pulsar shadow]

ethicc

[low epoch]

i think at this point we dont take faang literally, it's just a tier of companies

[lunar dock]

Everyone's a hater till they get the faang offer (unless they have smt better)

[low epoch]

i hope so

[ionic bronze]

google is gr8 but people treat it like it's the best company in the world and pays millions

[abstract wagon]

its one of the best imo

very hard to top

its not all about pay

[lunar dock]

#ikeaisbestcompany

[cyan valley]

🙌

[abstract wagon]

i legit learned so much

[low epoch]

yeah bruh take a look at fb wlb

[cyan valley]

l

o

l

[pulsar shadow]

if you want to work with the best/smart people go to google

[ionic bronze]

tho i'd still love to get into google L5 👀

[abstract wagon]

got me outsmarting my interviewers at big companies

[lunar dock]

Oof F to fb swe wlb

[obtuse otter]

this is why i gotta overcorrect bc i also hate their recruitment process

what is the point of project matching and conversion interviews

[low epoch]

their biggest sin is interviewing for ft conversion yeah

huge cardinal sin

[narrow patrol]

pretty sure this aint true

[obtuse otter]

the fact that u can pass interviews in november and still not have an offer in february is sick

[lunar dock]

Agreed

[ionic bronze]

It's a big turn off for me for Google tbh

[narrow patrol]

much higher concentration of smart ppl at unicorns/quant than FAANG lol

[low epoch]

that's why step at fresh/soph is tempered expectations, you just get exp and name brand and get out

diff from swe intern

[obtuse otter]

google thrives on PR

[lunar dock]

But then you get the offer and all is forgiven... until you have to interview again for ft

[ionic bronze]

:(

[low epoch]

i actually want to agree with you for quant

quant aint easy

[narrow patrol]

i said concentration

[obtuse otter]

if google had facebook notoriety i promise nobody would wait around for project matching

[narrow patrol]

not total number

[narrow patrol]

by unicorns i meant top unicorns

[ionic bronze]

top unicorns?

[lunar dock]

But. Nott robinhood right?

[narrow patrol]

most of the ppl there could have got FB/G offers, and a lot of them come from Fb/G

[abstract wagon]

maybe for new grad

[ionic bronze]

like what?

[abstract wagon]

at high levels im p sure people opt to go faang

[low epoch]

yeah that's fine, then we just define "top" arbitrarily lol
but quant is easy to define

[narrow patrol]

or recent ipo as well

[narrow patrol]

basically all the companies that can beat FB/G for new grad TC

[obtuse otter]

bro

[abstract wagon]

bro thats just new grad

[low epoch]

i mean the ones people praise like datadog/bricks/snap i can believe you r claim

easy

[narrow patrol]

dyea like those

and stripe/square etc

[obtuse otter]

is google's hiring bar even that high?

[eager valve]

ok I was pretty certain about nvidia before but after 5 mins here im not so sure anymore lol

[narrow patrol]

airbnb/pinterest etc

[narrow patrol]

fuck

[low epoch]

people stick around in those traditional non unicorn big techs for TC

[narrow patrol]

didnt mean to change your mind

[obtuse otter]

like i feel like unicorns have a way higher hiring bar

[narrow patrol]

@eager valve

[ionic bronze]

I wonder this too

Like yeah ofc but relative to companies in the same tier I feel like they're a bit on the lower side

[pulsar shadow]

this discord is heavily biased and based faangsexuals

[lunar dock]

I think they do. I swear I got a hard for robinhood oa

[low epoch]

idk why ppl are triggered by farmer's claim that top quants/unicorns are higher concentration of smarts than faang

[ionic bronze]

Atlassian oa was harder than my google interview lilol

[low epoch]

makes a lot of sense

[abstract wagon]

not triggered

[twilit mesa]

imo i only think google is worth for freshman/soph

[obtuse otter]

deadass like i feel like AAG part of faang is kinda scuffed

facebook is consistent tho

[ionic bronze]

Apple easyish to get into?

[twilit mesa]

kirb dont wazoski me 😭

[ionic bronze]

idk any apple engineers :(

[obtuse otter]

apple == nepotism, amazon == rng, google == "google traits" imo but idk everything

[pulsar shadow]

need connections and referrals

[abstract wagon]

u do u bruhs

[narrow patrol]

ikr..

[abstract wagon]

[narrow patrol]

what about that was cap

[twilit mesa]

i say it bc the fact that you might have to interview for fte

like thats so dogshit

[obtuse otter]

they still on tier 1 faangsexual

[lunar dock]

What is rng? I see it everywhere

[low epoch]

nah it's cool farmer it's a discussion with strenghts on both sides of fence

[obtuse otter]

random number generator

[pulsar shadow]

🍌

[ionic bronze]

getting twosum vs regex in an interview

[lunar dock]

Ah ic ic

[obtuse otter]

aka amazon has monkeys shoot darts to decide what question u get

[lunar dock]

Like luck of the draw type of thing

[low epoch]

gimme worst part of msft

[pulsar shadow]

random number gen

[low epoch]

besides pay scaling

[obtuse otter]

imagine spending each summer of ur college at google just to have to reinterview for SWE

[ionic bronze]

wtF

[pulsar shadow]

did you give the formula with the square root of 5 and shit?

[low epoch]

catch me at 10 YOE as swe at big tech asking fib

[obtuse otter]

fr? why do i feel like facebook only asks medium/hards

[low epoch]

it was u wasnt it

[ionic bronze]

I do wanna join Google YouTube one day tho

[narrow patrol]

did you end up getting somewhere?

[ionic bronze]

I wonder how hard that'll be

[lunar dock]

One person's opinion but imma do that and I'm okay with it

[twilit mesa]

bru who got amazon

one of you mfs better fix the amazon portal 😭

[ionic bronze]

everyone

[pulsar shadow]

for the OA

[ionic bronze]

but me :(

[low epoch]

when 90% of server gets amazon lol

same lyp

[ionic bronze]

day 45582 still waiting for oa1

[twilit mesa]

someone expose lyp pls

[obtuse otter]

bro its a waste of everyone's time, though. atp we all know that your quality of engineering isn't defined by a leetcode problem. what is 1 med/hard going to tell u that the literal year you've spent at google doesn't

[low epoch]

lyp got the thanos snap

[ionic bronze]

a

[pulsar shadow]

a

[low epoch]

a

[twilit mesa]

[obtuse otter]

also i'm a google hater because of this thread

https://twitter.com/RealAbril/status/1341135819487100928?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1341182893092200448|twgr^|twcon^s3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thestreet.com%2Finvesting%2Fhbcu-network-terminates-partnership-with-google

Real Abril🌈 (@RealAbril)

I'm finna tell yall why @Google fired me- their MOST successful diversity recruiter in the history of their company- with the receipts to support that statement.

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[twilit mesa]

fix portal pls

[ionic bronze]

isn't that Amazon + snap now?

[narrow patrol]

thats p good lol

[low epoch]

yeah this was big news

[lunar dock]

It's an easier in than interviewing without an internship from the outiside. While waiting for hc we can Interview with other places and get better offers to negotiate with

[twilit mesa]

banned

[obtuse otter]

idk how people forget it so fast

[narrow patrol]

got snap????

[twilit mesa]

^

[obtuse otter]

i literally cant think of google without thinking of it its sick

[low epoch]

i completely understand what u sayin bub

i'm just a lil more cynical than a lot of ppl where i hate them all equally

[ionic bronze]

y u in the snap discord then 👀

[ionic bronze]

kek jk

[obtuse otter]

oh yeah fuck all them

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/29/technology/google-rescinds-job-offers-to-contract-workers.html

[low epoch]

like no cap if i found out msft hadnt hired a single latinx before 2014 i would just sigh and move on

in the sense that i would still apply and take their money

not "move on" as in forgive

[twilit mesa]

send me link

[obtuse otter]

yeah im ngl like trying to detach urself from the money is hard

[twilit mesa]

i want to join snap 😄

[low epoch]

can someone share gamestop interns discord??

[ionic bronze]

is game stop hiring

[obtuse otter]

has gamestop put out a message

[low epoch]

my opinion is for new grad/jr level just get money get expertise/name brand then you can pivot into something better

[obtuse otter]

or is ceo just gettin rich lmfao

[lunar dock]

Honestly I just wanna graduate without student debt, experience at a good company, already have a new grad offer at top tech, start with 200k tc, and buy a house at 21. Is that too much to ask?

[low epoch]

my uncle works at gamestop, he got me in

like that one guy who got in as apple iOS swe with connections

no interview

[obtuse otter]

my biggest gripe is that if we got google step vs big n/unicorn SWE people unironically say google step

[lunar dock]

That was a joke btw

[narrow patrol]

me tooo

[obtuse otter]

like damn...

[narrow patrol]

im in all of FAANGM discord lol

exceptN

[ionic bronze]

Netflix too op

[obtuse otter]

can i get into the microsoft discord

[low epoch]

buncha impostors in this chat

[obtuse otter]

there is no netflix discord

-_-

[narrow patrol]

are you in msft

[ionic bronze]

Ikr no one talks in the snap discord :(

[obtuse otter]

...a microsoft subsidiary...

[narrow patrol]

hmmm

ill think about

it

[twilit mesa]

bro

did you guys know github pays 11k per month to interns

WTF

[lunar dock]

Is there a google discord but also with Full times in it?

[narrow patrol]

i dont think they would allow u in tbh

[ionic bronze]

can't wait to stalk Netflix interns when they eventually make a new discord

[narrow patrol]

thats quite good

[low epoch]

this is 100% true btw

[narrow patrol]

amazon better tho

no one can beat amazon in tech interns i think

salary

I MEANT SALARY

[ionic bronze]

Pinterest

[narrow patrol]

i would totally work at github over amazon

[ionic bronze]

REEE

[low epoch]

github more like gitmoney

[ionic bronze]

git checkout money

[narrow patrol]

why everyone cap my messages 😭

[narrow patrol]

fr?

[low epoch]

git money -m "making bank"

[narrow patrol]

oh right its like 8.5k + 10k signing

[muted leaf]

how do i get pinterest in my dm 🥺

[ionic bronze]

check it's like 14k per month lolok

[narrow patrol]

feelsbad

[ionic bronze]

their signing bonus is more than I made in my first internship lol

[narrow patrol]

i feel like i am poor now 😭

[low epoch]

git checkout dis_paycheck

[narrow patrol]

how much is snap per month, salary and stipend?/

[ionic bronze]

[twilit mesa]

o damn

[low epoch]

cs majors sliding into dm's in all areas of life smh

[twilit mesa]

i need to do their oa

[ionic bronze]

9k per month + 2.5k housing/month, idr there being a sign on

[narrow patrol]

o shit nice

[twilit mesa]

has anyone gotten pinterest offer here

or no

[low epoch]

that feeling when one internship can pay for college

[lunar dock]

Go finance company if you want that right?

[low epoch]

look it up i'm curious too

[twilit mesa]

ayo?

[narrow patrol]

yeah i know of multiple people

[low epoch]

is pinterest ceo one of the good looking ones or is he an ugly mf too

[ionic bronze]

I get paid less than half of snap rn and sometimes I feel like I'm being overpaid lol

[low epoch]

if you were not here the day ppl posted ceo pics you missed out

[obtuse otter]

its funny to me cause github is a microsoft subsidiary too

both microsoft subsidiaries (linkedin and github) pay better than microsoft

[ionic bronze]

Took me a week to get a button on the site

[twilit mesa]

why tf would they pay better than msft

[narrow patrol]

i get paid about 37% of what i will in summer

i do feel a little underpaid ngl

[twilit mesa]

nice

[pulsar shadow]

nice

[low epoch]

nice

[lunar dock]

Yeah they do pay better than ms and I'm super confused abt it

[ionic bronze]

Microsoft doesn't pay tho right?

I thought their TC was lower than most FAANGs/bign

[obtuse otter]

ya tc traded for WLB

[low epoch]

im just tryna get an internship that pays for a new copy of pokemon snap for the switch

[narrow patrol]

they pay decent

like 7.8k/mo i think

[twilit mesa]

fuck faangs, unicorns only 💯

[limber hazel]

pinterest ft pay is really good too

[ionic bronze]

🦄

[twilit mesa]

can i get an amen ?

[abstract wagon]

we need to start a kirb fellowship

[narrow patrol]

why is so hot rn

[twilit mesa]

wtf

[limber hazel]

206 new grad 450+ senior

[twilit mesa]

a founder of reddit is gonna show up in aoc's stream

damn

[ionic bronze]

wtPog

snap doesn't even hit 200k :(

[low epoch]

aoc is streaming???

[twilit mesa]

no way you smell krib

[ionic bronze]

feels poor

[twilit mesa]

ye

[limber hazel]

yep

[twilit mesa]

they talking about rh

[limber hazel]

at least on levels it does

[low epoch]

why reddit tho??

oh related to wsb

[twilit mesa]

ig to talk about wsb

[limber hazel]

1 promo is 300k

[ionic bronze]

Isn't reddit 100% remote

[abstract wagon]

would you guys start a fellowship if u became successful

[low epoch]

yo did you watch vid of that dude on cnbc standing up for wsb

awesome vid

[abstract wagon]

u could change lives man

[ionic bronze]

I wanna make 300k living in my parents house

[limber hazel]

1 promo for snap is 380k

but snap levels are a bit weird

[low epoch]

[ionic bronze]

I kind of wanna donate like 2k to SHPEUH after I graduate if that counts lol

[twilit mesa]

ayo

[ionic bronze]

I'll be just like the tech lead

[twilit mesa]

giving back to the people

[limber hazel]

jesus

[twilit mesa]

i fuck with it 💯

[abstract wagon]

i was hoping me and some friends would be ome engr managers and just directly hire people with potential

[ionic bronze]

\o/

[limber hazel]

imagine making like 500k with 4yoe

on target comp

[twilit mesa]

target swe > faang

[limber hazel]

dude can probably retire soon

[low epoch]

what if tech lead and clement were locked in room together

and we were there to watch

and learn how to live life to its fullest

[ionic bronze]

tech lead pog

[twilit mesa]

bro started doing courses and fell off

[ionic bronze]

I used to enjoy watching tech lead tbh

I still do actually lolol

[abstract wagon]

even as interns/new grads you could do a program to look for students with potential and help them get their first internship

and get linkedin clout

[twilit mesa]

HAHAHA

FUCK U

[lunar dock]

I feel kinda bad for the man

[twilit mesa]

i thought u were gonna do it to be a good person

[lunar dock]

Respect the tech lead

[twilit mesa]

[low epoch]

linkedin clout is all about how cool the company logo looks on your profile

[abstract wagon]

well yeah its to be a good person but

doesnt hurt for the public to know ur a good person

[twilit mesa]

linkedin clout > being a good person

[low epoch]

kirb lemme be your wingman

[ionic bronze]

kirbman

[abstract wagon]

im not saying the linkedin clout is required

i just feel like sometimes smart people arent where they should be

[ionic bronze]

bruh when is my post on linkedin going to hit 100 likes :(

[abstract wagon]

thats what my program would be for

[cyan valley]

@low epoch Wdym company logo

u can't put the logo if its "incoming"

💀

[low epoch]

yeah like how the titkok logo looks better than wish

[twilit mesa]

mine did not even hit 50 last year

kek

[low epoch]

earlier someone said it

[cyan valley]

thats after u finish

it right

then u can put it on profile

[abstract wagon]

damn yall dont crack 1k?

[cyan valley]

not b4

[abstract wagon]

[low epoch]

nah just put it as exp on linkedin anyway

[ionic bronze]

mines at 89 rn \o/

[cyan valley]

How?

[twilit mesa]

im not goated like you bru 💯

[thick ridge]

this is why i dont post lol

no clout

[ionic bronze]

when does it plateau lol

[cyan valley]

💀

[low epoch]

just share post here, guaranteed you will get 1k meme likes

[cyan valley]

^

[ionic bronze]

I wanna beat my friend's record of 130

[low epoch]

half will be bots

[ionic bronze]

[twilit mesa]

this summer

[ionic bronze]

wha

[abstract wagon]

u know how to get likes

[ionic bronze]

I meant linkedin likes lol

[twilit mesa]

add me and ill like

[abstract wagon]

just make a post saying ur recruiting

[twilit mesa]

😳

[abstract wagon]

and ull be famous

[ionic bronze]

[abstract wagon]

something like

[pulsar shadow]

wife left

[twilit mesa]

bro said fuck tech lets sell courses 💯

[ionic bronze]

lemme share my post

[abstract wagon]

"im hiring for summer 2021 interns at 2s hmu"

[twilit mesa]

HAHA NO

youre gonna dox yourself

[low epoch]

dont share lyp u will get doxxed

[twilit mesa]

LYP

[low epoch]

there some creepy mfs here

[twilit mesa]

DONT DO IT

[ionic bronze]

REEE

I NEED THE LIKES

AAAAAA

[abstract wagon]

ill like

jk i wont

[twilit mesa]

bro is down bad huh

[abstract wagon]

[low epoch]

yeah dm us

[pulsar shadow]

dm

[lunar dock]

Just make a post saying "I'm ExcITEd To annOuNCE ThaT I WiLL Be aN InCOMing InTErN aT gOoGLe NeXT suMMeR" instant likes

[ionic bronze]

oh I did that kekw

my friend said I should

[abstract wagon]

u gotta do the hashtags too

[lunar dock]

I'm going to do it as soon as background check clears

[ionic bronze]

BRUH I DID DO THAT

YESSS

[abstract wagon]

#google #imbetterthanallofyou #socialslearning #summer2021

[twilit mesa]

just post " fuck facebook im going to google this summer 💯 "

[lunar dock]

Gotta get them recruiters to slide into my dms ya know?

[silk ridge]

"reneged robinhood for ___" if you want likes

[twilit mesa]

LMAO

[abstract wagon]

reneged robinhood for citadel yeet

[pulsar shadow]

citadel is pog tho

[lunar dock]

Be like that one person on linkedin a while back: "I got offers from x and y and z and have chosen to accept x. I also made it to final round interviews for a, b and c company" 1000+ likes

[pulsar shadow]

just lie and say you rejected x y z

[twilit mesa]

bru what if the recruiters from x y z dm you

[low epoch]

this is lowkey admirable

[lunar dock]

"This is why I rejected google, facebook, amazon, uber and started my own startup" boom linkedin account explodes

I swear that was a thing

[abstract wagon]

na no one would care

ull get 0 likes for that

cus u cant refer them

[silk ridge]

ex-Google cuz i reneged them 😎

[lunar dock]

Maybe it was a medium article instead hmm

[abstract wagon]

i fr just wanna help smart kids get a headstart

idc abt the linkedin clout

💯

[twilit mesa]

you a real one 💯

[flat vine]

yooo thts really cool u got a shitton of linkedin clout

now what haha

[low epoch]

I wanna help dumb kids become smart

[abstract wagon]

damn thats hard bro

[twilit mesa]

the only reasoni didnt refer anyone is bc i dont know any underclassmen D:

[abstract wagon]

i wouldnt just refer them

i would make a weekly mock interview mandatory

get them to where they need to be

[pulsar shadow]

I just want to be good enough

[twilit mesa]

to ensure they get there

damn you a real one 💯

[ionic bronze]

do people even care about interns referrals lol

[abstract wagon]

they help a lil

[pulsar shadow]

wait there are intern referrals lol

[twilit mesa]

ye

[abstract wagon]

ye

[thorn leaf]

ye

[ionic bronze]

ye

[low epoch]

ye

[pulsar shadow]

ye

[flat vine]

if i refer people i would also give them the whole company testbank so they can be prepared :100

[twilit mesa]

you cant reverse a linkedlist ?

im not referring you 😴

[pulsar shadow]

give them the two sum

[abstract wagon]

na the point is like

over the summer try to get them to do more practice

and get better at talking

[flat vine]

ye

[twilit mesa]

ye ik im just jk

[thorn leaf]

ye

[ionic bronze]

three sum

[abstract wagon]

by sept they should be g

[low epoch]

Writes linkedlist on paper.
Turns paper around.

[abstract wagon]

big kirb thoughts

[pulsar shadow]

wait there are interns right here gib referral haha jk jk unless?

UwU

[abstract wagon]

i was thinking more lke

when i graduate

too busy nowadays

[lunar dock]

I forgot how to reverse a linked list in an interview, came up with a better answer and passed

[pulsar shadow]

what is the better answer?

[flat vine]

gather all nodes into a list, reverse list, and reconnect nodes

[lunar dock]

One that had constant space complexity instead of n

[abstract wagon]

"how about you do it onii san"

[twilit mesa]

someone ban him

wtf

[pulsar shadow]

the O(n) 3 variable method i know

but I can't think of a better way

[ionic bronze]

speaking of onii san I wanna go read manga

[pulsar shadow]

read aot

[abstract wagon]

wait doesnt that just mean big bro

whats so wrong about that

[pulsar shadow]

aot manga is so good

[abstract wagon]

its better than senpai thats just cringe

[flat vine]

oppa

[ionic bronze]

at least it's not onii chan

[twilit mesa]

o tru

[pulsar shadow]

plus you get to lie to the anime onlies

[lunar dock]

I'm so confused rn

[ionic bronze]

BRUH i gotta watch the anime, i stopped watching past s1 e24

[pulsar shadow]

do it now

[abstract wagon]

Alright guys, I know it's early to ask, but I wanna see a massive dick waving contest. What's some cool swag that you've gotten from companies??

[pulsar shadow]

open your web brower and start

[abstract wagon]

i got a fpga from xilinx

pretty sick

[pulsar shadow]

nothing

[abstract wagon]

$300

what is that lol?

nvm

[low epoch]

an ipad newest gen, not internship tho

[pulsar shadow]

ik amazon peepo get free bananas

[ionic bronze]

fidget cube

[abstract wagon]

wait thats sick

i got a pro from cisco

[abstract wagon]

now this is poggers

but i dont like ipads

[abstract wagon]

woah like to keep??

yeah

won a contest

ahhh

I thought they all got it

[lunar dock]

Waiting for dat google shwag. Srsly I need a new backpack

[abstract wagon]

na that would be nuts

[low epoch]

What is fidget cube like, do u like it

[abstract wagon]

u would have to like do a hackerrank to attend lol

[low epoch]

I want a fidget tetrahedron

[lunar dock]

I hear fb gave speakers last year

[abstract wagon]

hmm like nice ones?

google gave out cool android plushies

at a cloud hero event

[low epoch]

Dropbox gave a nice insulated thermal mug or whatever at event

[abstract wagon]

palantir tshirts 🥳💯

[pulsar shadow]

[twilit mesa]

imagine interning at google in person

[low epoch]

I got a goldsachs t shirt and i have NO IDEA why

[abstract wagon]

id legit wear a palantir tshirt anywhere

[twilit mesa]

i got a backpack doe 💯

[abstract wagon]

shit looks so good

@twilit mesa wait you interned there?

[pulsar shadow]

wait isn't palantir evil or something

[abstract wagon]

ayo drop a pic of the backpack

[twilit mesa]

yes

[abstract wagon]

oh

i thought u were dumb man

baited

[twilit mesa]

bro?

[opaque bloom]

is google step done hiring for freshmen

[abstract wagon]

fuck tc im all about that swag

[twilit mesa]

you can still delete it???

[lunar dock]

Idk

[pulsar shadow]

KEKW

[abstract wagon]

na

[flat vine]

LOLL

[low epoch]

he not dumb kirb, he is smart 6ft handsome faanger

[lunar dock]

Oo I'd simp for palantir

[twilit mesa]

fuck u ig

[abstract wagon]

i kid

[flat vine]

[abstract wagon]

no one here is dumb

[pulsar shadow]

i am sure everyone in this chat is a mega chad

[abstract wagon]

only dumb ones r at sase

[lunar dock]

Oh yeah, apparently google sent portable charger last year too

[twilit mesa]

what do you want to know

[low epoch]

Every charger is portable tho

If u think about it

[lunar dock]

Lol

[abstract wagon]

nothing, can i get a referral bro?

[flat vine]

PCs are portable too if u think about it

[twilit mesa]

na bru ask your prev manager 💯

[lunar dock]

Actually you know what's the coolest swag? The $1000+ they give employees to purchase wfh stuff

[abstract wagon]

i think im blocked lol

[twilit mesa]

HJAHAHA WHY

[low epoch]

Damn u got referred

[abstract wagon]

they said no hard feelings when i left

[low epoch]

To shadow realm

[abstract wagon]

no hard feelings my ass

[twilit mesa]

HAHAHA

[lunar dock]

@twilit mesa wait you interned at google? Can I dm you for advice?

[low epoch]

If someone hit on u at work would u report to HR

Asking for friend

[abstract wagon]

depends

[twilit mesa]

ye

[abstract wagon]

pretty lady no

guy yes

[twilit mesa]

yea no cap 💯

[abstract wagon]

actually i would probably knock him out

[low epoch]

what about pretty guy

[abstract wagon]

id get reported to hr

💯

[flat vine]

if he's cute it's ok but if he's ugly that's an immediate call to HR

[abstract wagon]

if he's a he forget about hr im sending him to the er

[flat vine]

LMAO

[ionic bronze]

hit on?

:(

[low epoch]

damn, kirb got hands

[abstract wagon]

i only hit and run 💯

[ionic bronze]

[pulsar shadow]

sorry I am faangsexual only

[vapid condor]

lmaooo i got 2 more interviews

after accepting the ibm offer

what is this

my birthday or something?

[abstract wagon]

bro u r popping offffff

[vapid condor]

broooo

i swear

been stressing cuz no interviews

not gonna renege ibm tho

[abstract wagon]

told u its gonna happen

[vapid condor]

ye

ight

45 min and 1 hour

better prepare good

xd

[ionic bronze]

pog reach

[vapid condor]

hard work paid off

[simple saffron]

nah dude renege from ibm

ibm a bitch

[vapid condor]

assuming i get offer from the swe interview

[simple saffron]

whats the company

[vapid condor]

evertz

[abstract wagon]

is it worth doing the expedia OA

im pretty sure they dont measure up that well

but idk

[ionic bronze]

!salary expedia

[small fossil]

https://www.levels.fyi/salary/Expedia/

[ionic bronze]

hmm

[abstract wagon]

thats a big range

[simple saffron]

yeah expedia is not great according a friend

[abstract wagon]

138k entry na foh loool

[simple saffron]

lmfao u fuckin snob

[abstract wagon]

its not bad its just not comparable

why waste their time

[simple saffron]

whats your 2s TC

[abstract wagon]

dwai

[simple saffron]

fuck you

stop praying on these hoes

[ionic bronze]

wait u have 2s @abstract wagon

[abstract wagon]

i turned it down a long time ago

[ionic bronze]

wtF

[cyan valley]

...

[abstract wagon]

get good at leetcode

[cyan valley]

I legit am TRASH at LC

T R A S H

[abstract wagon]

ur not getting in if you're wack

[lunar dock]

Dude, companies be recruiting late this year

[ionic bronze]

how tf did u get 2s but you're still looking

[cyan valley]

Where's expedia

Located

Seattle?

[abstract wagon]

im half jokingly interviewing

except for like argo ai

and other AV companies

everything else is just practice

[ionic bronze]

goated

[simple saffron]

hes just a loser

with nothing else to do

loser

[abstract wagon]

why u hating dude

good vibes only

[simple saffron]

ill kill you

[vapid condor]

why is this man so toxic

[simple saffron]

im just joking lmao

[abstract wagon]

na hes not joking

[vapid condor]

damn u toxic piece of work

[abstract wagon]

:kirbyban:

[flat vine]

nooo haha dont kill kirby

[vapid condor]

😠

[ionic bronze]

👀

[vapid condor]

we must ban

[simple saffron]

ban me

mfs

[vapid condor]

ban all toxic players out of league

[ionic bronze]

I wonder how Kirby would taste when cooked

[vapid condor]

ok

me too

honestly

wanna try

[simple saffron]

kirb is gonna refer me to 2s

his dad is the CTO

[vapid condor]

1/5 kidnap kirby for scientific cooking purposes

[ionic bronze]

kirb made 100 mil from gme and cured cancer

[abstract wagon]

if only

[vapid condor]

imagine

investing in gme

and got out

wait wrong pog

[abstract wagon]

the 100mil coulda helped a lot of people who actually needed it

[vapid condor]

dont need to work anymore

just chill

[ionic bronze]

imagine rh forcibly selling your stock :(

[abstract wagon]

coulda bought every student at my school a copy of epi + lc premium + cp3

[vapid condor]

xd

[ionic bronze]

bruuhh

[simple saffron]

buy me premium

[ionic bronze]

Maybe when I'm a boomer I'd go to local high school

And sponsor students with LC premium if they can solve twosum

[vapid condor]

lol

that sounds like a great idea

[simple saffron]

no dude ur making the rich richer

u gotta give LC premium to the idiots

like me

[vapid condor]

are u gonna use them

[ionic bronze]

bruh if you can solve 2sum in high school probably goated asf tbh

[vapid condor]

without for { for

sure

[simple saffron]

^

[ionic bronze]

a

[simple saffron]

imagine knowing what a hash map is in HS

[abstract wagon]

h

[vapid condor]

when u first did 2sum

did u know about hashmaps

[abstract wagon]

yeah

[vapid condor]

ic

did u implement it first try

[abstract wagon]

na it took me a few

but i had the idea

[vapid condor]

icic

[abstract wagon]

at that point i was still wondering why i wasnt studying astrophysics

[vapid condor]

astro

[simple saffron]

and then u turned 6

[vapid condor]

oh

so kirb went to uni at

[twilit mesa]

ceo of robinhood is on cnn D:

[vapid condor]

under age of 10

[simple saffron]

fuck that mf

[vapid condor]

https://twitter.com/CuomoPrimeTime/status/1354989746158784514

Cuomo Prime Time (@CuomoPrimeTime)

Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev defends the company's decision to limit trading on some symbols following the Gamestop stock chaos, saying they must "prudently manage the risk and the deposit requirements."

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[silk ridge]

its so funny to see him talk and dodge all the questions

[abstract wagon]

fuck storming the capital, let's storm robinhood hq

[vapid condor]

ez boys

[abstract wagon]

they're got our tendies in there

[soft hazel]

t e n d i e s

[vapid condor]

chicken tenders?

[ionic bronze]

🐔

[soft hazel]

I kinda want to know where the other big funds

[simple saffron]

jesus christ fuck that guy

[soft hazel]

HRT, Jump, Tower, JS

[simple saffron]

what an absolute dickhead

[soft hazel]

are on this

[simple saffron]

what if JS was leading the GME charge

starving competition

legendary

[soft hazel]

wild

[simple saffron]

tho this is probably a net negative on public opinion of all hedge funds

so prob not

[abstract wagon]

Alright I got a genuine question for this whole shorting thing, who are these companies borrowing these shares from??

im srs

us

[simple saffron]

da american ppls

[twilit mesa]

bro is getting torched

[soft hazel]

they actually overshorted

as in they shorted more shares than should be physically possible

[simple saffron]

but jokes aside usually the brokers

[soft hazel]

and they are getting much more badly burned because of their ridiculous overreach

[abstract wagon]

ty

[tacit halo]

So how do they recover from this?

[soft hazel]

they just did

they closed all the super aggressive short positions

[tacit halo]

Did they take a loss?

[soft hazel]

yeah

but its better than dying

live to fight another day

[tacit halo]

Isn’t Melvin now worth 0

[low epoch]

Class warfare is not a crime lol

[soft hazel]

no, but a lot less

its a hard hit

[tacit halo]

Ken is a scumbag

[low epoch]

Ken is my least fav super smash character for sure

[soft hazel]

my views on Citadel as a company are very biased

[simple saffron]

i wanna see if any of my alums are at melvin

[tacit halo]

Plenty of billionaires hate citadel now

[soft hazel]

having worked with their recruiters for events

getting rejected

and knowing close friends who work there